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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Not really. Almost everyone I've met have one name. Sometimes, boys and men use the father's name as a middle one, mainly just the initial letter.
Penguania And Antarctica
You're not the only one facing treachery from within. The Reich had to suppress pro-democracy groups recently.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
"The tracks on the tanks go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The tracks on the tanks go round and round
All 'round the town"
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
We still use NKVD to keep the line under control. An example of our honor would be: Once an enemy village has been captured, any remaining civilians and wounded enemy soldiers will be evacuated to the side of their choice. Also, the women in the village will be left alone, because they don't deserve to be raped. We can't even rape them anyway, due to our equestrian equipment. And since our lines consist of stallions and mares, soldiers fight alongside fillyfriends and wives.
Which member of the Confederacy of Free Nations has done the most to have a positive impact on the region?
https://bit.ly/2rCZ09g
Russkov Soviet
I am sure that one day we will liberate the world from the failed ways of Democratic Marxism that corrupts the good people of the world.
One day Democracy will die, and we will be the heroes of the new world order!
-Taken from the Book ´´Why you should shoot Democrats´´ written by the Supreme Khan
So you indeed shoot your soldiers? Also not killing civilians? Have you forgotten that the enemy you let live will shoot you the next day? Or at least that's how it works here.... anyway i wonder what you mean by the ´´equestrian equipment´´
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Im glad the NKVD have decided women dont deserve to be raped
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Our genitals... We can't rape human females because we have too large of a dick. And while we may let those who can, as you say: "Shoot us later", live... they are heavily supervised. Partisan actions behind our lines are rare, because we fight to end the war quickly... not destroy a nation entirely.
That's way too much detail.
Russkov Soviet, Yukona, Spanelsko
I didn't expect you to go to that part as i knew what you meant and just made a joke out of it, but ok.
Well fighting to end a war quickly, while a good idea i prefer to burn everything to the ground. Since any nation left standing who is against me, will likely attack us when we are weak. And so we must make sure that their lives will be as miserable as possible. There are some excepts but yeah, remember how Venezuelans kicked out ass? Well now we have nukes. See my point?
Russkov Soviet
To be fair, I didn't know that was a joke. Ah well....
And I see. We generally try to liberate nations rather than occupy them. We believe in second chances, but if a nation decides to attack us again? Game over, nuclear checkmate.
Spanelsko
"Our genitals... We can't rape human females because we have too large of a dick."
Russkov Soviet, Yukona
You ever get annoyed when you initiate a policy(s) and then need to wait ages to undo it? I'm stuck in that position with the UK right now.
Spanelsko
Did Theresa May hack your account?
Nuremgard
Nah. She has the ability to cancel Brexit. She just wont.
I don't think that's quite how it works. But even if she did that, Parliament would immediately begin a no-confidence vote that would put her out of office.
Again... I didn't know it was a joke. And if such detail bothers you, I will keep my posts at a (Ages 5+) rating... that way I won't cause you any discomfort.
Thank you.
Russkov Soviet
The referendum was non-binding. Article 50 can be revoked and the UK can stay in the EU. It would most likely be electoral suicide but it would be the right thing to do, given the economic broadcasts of Brexit have shown the UK will go down the sh!tter.
Article 50 would have to be revoked with the authorization of Parliament, right? Both the Tories and Labour don't want that.
That's because both parties' leaderships want Brexit.
If the Brits want a second referendum and reverse Brexit, they just need to vote Lib Dem in 2022. Just sayin'.
In our FPTP system that's not going to work. You cant just exert a major cultural shift like that overnight. People have been voting Labour and Tory for over a hundred years.
(Disclaimer: This post may offend certain nations. View at your own risk!)
To whom it may concern,
I wish to inform the nations sharing a border with our glorious nation to heed the following warning. We will be conducting military exercises along our border to help train some of our newer recruits. Please do not view this as an act of war. If any nations wish to join us, we can arrange a "war game" using paintball bullets and so on.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
Krystal T. Romanov
Marshall of the Equestrian Armed Forces
I am amazed that comrade Gualimole has problems with that yet is fine with my disturbing post's.
Weird world we live in isn't it?
Russkov Soviet
If people don't vote for the Lib Dems because the voters think that the Lib Dems don't have a chance, then the Lib Dems will not do well electorally. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Russkov Soviet, Mercunova, Yukona
We would like to join, while it isn't an actual war my people are so bored that we are thinking of just for fun invading France all the way to Warsaw.
Russkov Soviet
Just stop roleplaying on the RMB. TBH, it's annoying.
Russkov Soviet, Yukona
True but still, there's no way the Lib Dems could contest enough seats, win those seats and then form a coherent government. The UK needs reform badly.
You don't like fun do you? (obvious joke but in your case i want to make sure that you understand that it's a joke, no offence intended)
Russkov Soviet
Not with the Tories, who ultimately benefit from FPTP. Scotland, Wales, NI, and London already use PR for their legislatures. What do they have in common? The Tories in these regions don't have as much influence as they do nationwide.
I think they can do as they please tbh.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Spanelsko
I wouldn't be so annoyed by the roleplaying if it were actually good.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
I'm just making a suggestion. I can't force anyone to do anything.
Russkov Soviet
Yup. Labour and Tories don't want electoral reform of Westminster because the cosy duopoly suits them.
It is....
We would be delighted to have your troops join us.
Just stop being annoyed by everything tbh.
Ty Lex. How ya doing?
Spanelsko
And here i can give you an example of why i don't care about that too much:
I present to you: Facts
Everyone's opinion is subjective not objective. Thus why some people say that and i quote ´´your opinion doesn't matter´´ which in itself can be subjective.
Russkov Soviet
And yes i realise how much i sound like a complete dick with what i said.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one and some of them stink.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Amen. Also... Prepare your capital! I have decided a state visit is in order. Some of my architects wish to study some of your buildings, which are works of art.
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
Why thank you, kind sir. We like our buildings too.
Russkov Soviet
No, actually, Labour does support PR. It's really only the Tories who oppose it. Even UKIP supports PR.
I haven't heard Labour advocating for PR. And even if they get into power, I know for a fact they wont implement it.
They supported it in their 2017 manifesto.
I didn't read their manifesto so I didn't know that.
Hmmm.... I haven't seen that issue for awhile. Looks like I've been offered the opportunity to host the Regional Olympics. I must politely decline. For the Codes and Regulations of the Olympics states in Article 6.3, Section 8 that: "The host must not, unless circumstances dictate otherwise, ban or refuse any nation or nations from participating in the Olympics.". There are at least three nations that I would openly ban from entering, so I have decided to bequeath the honor to another nation.
Spanelsko
Why do i think that one of the nation's that would be banned was us....
Russkov Soviet
You are quite mistaken. You are NOT one.
Spanelsko
*mass murderer, international pariah, genocidal psycho, nuclear war criminal, chemical and biological weapon's abuser, international terrorist, invader of USSR, dystopian despot, more stuff etc.*
Me: Wait what?! How can someone be so bad that you let us but not them?
(if possible can you tell me TG?)
Russkov Soviet
LOL. (Sent TG)
Spanelsko
Following new legislation in The Isles of Great Britain and Ireland, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
As the kids would say: lol
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
The Issue
Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a The Confederacy of Free Nations-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.
Well it seem's that Olympics might be in Iberia XD
Russkov Soviet
The Talking Point
Spanelsko successfully hosted the The Confederacy of Free Nations Olympics.
I am surprised that there were incidents during that event.
Russkov Soviet
just barely surpassed my rival, and now i am the second strongest nation military wise in the region.
soon, soon no one will be able to stop me!
World domination is coming, and we will be victorious!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!! xD
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Let me Quote someone:
We have waited centuries for this moment. The rivers will flow with the blood of those who oppose us
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Russia will NEVER be conquered! And the only blood in the rivers shall be YOURS!
Penguania And Antarctica
Never? Did you forgot about the Mongol's?
And i never said anything about establishing world domination by conquest....
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The last two who tried conquer the great Motherland kind of...you know... had themselves demolished. I believe the victory belongs to papa Russkov.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Papa Stalin held the Soviet Union, Papa Putin held the Federation... So it falls to me, Papa Coltsov, to hold the Equestrian Union!
Spanelsko
Oy vey, get ready for the marches.
Russkov Soviet
Hello. How's everyone today?
My tooth is playing up but other than that, I'm okay. How are you?
Penguania And Antarctica
I'm okay. Kinda bored tho.
Nuremgard, Percyton
A foreign agent tried to assassinate Nurem's PM today.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Oh boy. Seems you got some things going on over there. I hope he's alright.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
He's fine. The culprit nation is Blackere. Apparently we have "notoriously chilly relations" with them.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Hmm. I see. Any countermeasures?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Well the agent has been arrested and will be charged of course. Trade and diplomatic sanctions will be enforced against Blackare.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
We actually don't match that much. Only on specific holidays and anniversaries. Our army is pretty laid back but packs a punch when it needs to.
Blackacre?!? Bastards. Just lemme know if you want me to invade in your stead.
Nuremgard
Of course we would never condone such an action but we cannot control what a sovereign nation does...
Russkov Soviet
Hmmm... If I remember correctly, NS has Blackacre and I at "Neutral" status. I'll send a delegate over there to persuade him to apologize. If not? I'll mobilize my military, but not attack. They'll have a choice to make. (Fire first and risk a two-front war? Or make amends?)
Nuremgard
Maybe the threat of invasion on top of the sanctions we've imposed on them will force them to consider their position.
Russkov Soviet
When it comes to war we can always join as the third side.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
I didn't know Nurem had such friends among you both. Surely a communist country and a totalitarian regime would hate Nurem and its liberal democratic ways?
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
We always liked nurem, even if you have the failure of democracy, it's not your fault that you have embraced degeneracy over good old mass suppression of the people, and public executions in the name of the supreme dictatorship. And many human right's violations. And you can still change, so we have some hope for you.
Also when it comes to war, well we basically fight in any war as long as we can fight. War is life after all.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Talking Point
Many believe that The Great Supreme Lord Khan's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
Now i wonder what we are using as our propaganda...
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
26,666.62
This is for the Military Defence score, it seem's that the devil himself is on our side.
(you can look for yourself if you don't believe me, i found it by accident :p )
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Despite our....difference... in government and species, I only have to look upon the similarities in our national colors to see that we are brothers.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Percyton
Red, white and blue bros 4evah.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
It is currently around 3 in the morning at the time of this post. I cannot sleep at the immediate moment, so to help occupy myself.... I shall post a couple updates regarding my nation.
{DISCLAIMER: The Equestrian Media Service© and the International Broadcast Division-Russkov Soviet© does not take responsibility for those who ignore this warning and may become annoyed and/or offended by any of the following.}
Ambassador Yelvin from Blackacre delivered a missive of peace to Russian officials during yesterday's briefings in the Russian Embassy, along with missives for officials in both Nuremgard and Spanelsko. The move by Blackacre is suprising, having attempted an assassination in Nuremgard mere days prior. The decision to seek peace is applauded by the international community, for the combined military might of three nations sits ready to invade at the first signs of conflict.
Speaking of Spanelsko . Doctors in New Mareskov received Former-Premier Aleksander Coltsov earlier this morning. He was displaying signs of illness and strange symptoms were reported. After running various tests, it was determined that he contracted one of the various and deadly diseases found in the near-inhospitable clime of Spanelsko. A inspection of the safety gear used in the last visit revealed no signs of tampering or visible damage. Testing is still being done. As a precaution, the other members of the Coltsov family will be hospitalized to check for the same illness or possibly other ailments. As a result, Marshall of the Equestrian Armed Forces Krystal F. Romanov will be sworn in as the Supreme Commander of the Equestrian Union in the following days. She will either resume her duties as the Marshall of the EAF upon the return of the Family, but will become the new leader of the Union should the Family pass away.
And finally... For the first time since the end of the Great Patriotic War, the Russian capital played host to a demonstration by members of the International Society for the Greater Reich. The ISGR is a National Socialist movement aimed on promoting their fascist views to nations of the world. The Fuhrer, Heinrich Abel, was very surprised that the Communist nation accepted their proposal to hold the event. "[I]The document wasn't supposed to get to them, it got lost in the mail.[/I]" Abel said. "[I]The whole thing is a shocker.[/I]" The event, expected to last around a week, is heavily policed by both the ISGR's Gestapo and the Red Army's Spetsnaz to ensure that tensions don't arise. While few have shamed the Russian government for allowing the Nazi's to hold such a rally on sacred Soviet soil, Former-Premier Coltsov had other ideas. "[I]I was only fourteen when the war broke out. I volunteered and fought in the War and lived most of my life with a hatred for the fascists. With my final years in front of me, perhaps days if the disease takes me, I realized that I would like to leave this earth at peace.[/I]" Only time will tell in seeing how this turns out.
(Post Started- 3:10 AM)(Post Finished- 4:02 AM) I finally have enough tiredness to attempt to sleep.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Results of the December 2018 Election
Consul
FIRST PREFERENCES
[List]Anglia Imperium - 4
Mercunova - 2
Einsiev -
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Having achieved 2/3s of the (first preference) votes, Anglia Imperium has been elected Primary Consul. With the remaining 1/3 of the (first preference) votes, Mercunova has been elected Secondary Consul. [/LIST]
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Chief Constable
[List] Lex Caledonia has been acclaimed as Chief Constable.
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Speaker
[List]Bearlong has been acclaimed as Speaker.[/list]
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Supreme Court Justices
[List]Unfallious, Penguania And Antarctica and Jaslandia have been acclaimed as Supreme Court Justices[/list]
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Winning candidates will take office effective midnight, December 19th GMT. The Regional roles will be updated as soon as possible thereafter.
Election Commissioners
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Unfallious, Au Minbo, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Hooray!!! Congrats to everyone. :D
Einsiev, Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, Anglia Imperium
We are very sorry for the disease, well i could say that we warned him many times but underestimating the situation here is understandable. If possible we can help with trying to cure him, the only other options would be to send him here and get him used to the climate which would still be dangerous for him, let him die, or we can simply transfer data of known diseases. We hope that this doesn't hurt our relation's with the Soviet Ruskov and the Coltsov family too much.
-Supreme Great Lord Khan of Spanelsko.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
The Talking Point
The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
explanation for this= Maxtopia executed few of my citizens for having drugs so we bombed their entire nation and are actively invading it. Might as well attack Blackacre just to be sure.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
Aleksander is recovering, slowly but surely, so any data you may have on your diseases will be welcomed. As far as national relations go, I doubt it will impact anything between us. The family knew the risks when they agreed to visit.
-Supreme Commander Krystal Romanov
Jaslandia
In that case we will send all we can, even all infected (mutated) animals for further research, it might be from one of them. Like the infamous abomination of Crocodile Tigers. Just make sure to isolate them and not release them out... it could have negative consequences on your environment Supreme Commander.
-Still Supreme Khan
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_GmhD053E
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
On behalf of the State of Percyton, I would like to congratulate all the winners of the recent election! You all deserve your positions very much, and I look forward to seeing what this term has to offer!
Oh my! How awful! We wish former Premier Aleksander Coltsov all the best, and hope he has a quick recovery! My driver and fireman will put together a care package for him, and feel free to let us know if Mr. Coltsov or his family need anything!
Eartha Kitt? Didn't she play Yzma in The Emperor's New Grove? I loved that movie!
James: Pah! Eartha Kitt didn't play Catwoman, star in Timbuktu!, and sing "C'est si bon" to be remembered as Yzma!
Toby: Don't worry about it, James. I'm an Eartha Kitt fan too, and I think it's fine. She did very well as Yzma too. Eartha had a very good range, and it was impressive all the different things she could do. She even won on posthumous Emmy for a guest appearance on Wonder Pets!
Percy: Oh yeah, I remember that show! That was a good kids' show.
James: Meh, I've seen better. Like our show, for example.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I would like to congratulate all of the winners of this past election! Well done everyone on a great election! I would also like to say I'm looking forward to returning to the Supreme Court, and I am excited to get to work!
Russkov Soviet, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Anglia Imperium
*wakes up from sleep* What? What? Who's falling from the roof now? Oh, sorry about that. So apparently I still have an NS account. Almost forgot about that. Good thing Peter Sam reminded me. Anyway, congrats to all the election winners! You all did great and are deserving of your position! And my sympathy to the former premier of Russkov Soviet. I am sorry to hear about his illness, and I wish him a speedy recovery!
Peter Sam: Maybe if he's well enough, Mr. Coltsov can come here to the Skarloey Railway to rest and recover! The country air is so clear and pleasant, and the springs up by Skarloey can be quite rejuvenating.
Sir Handel: Just as long as Mr. Coltsov doesn't mind a ride in those cattle trucks we have that masquerade as coaches.
Coaches: Whoosh! How rude!
Peter Sam: Rude indeed!
Sir Handel: Pah! You wouldn't know a proper coach if it bumped you in the bunker!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Anglia Imperium
Percyton and Duke The Old Engine,
I am recovering quite well, thanks to the aid sent over by Spanelsko, and will definitely take you up on the visit. In fact, I'll just have the family come over so we can all get better! Besides... I do believe I'm due for a state visit anyway.
Sincerely,
Aleksander D. Coltsov
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
"2 hours ago: Aldaur ceased to exist"
RIP Ald. And so another part of CoFN history officially bites the dust.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Percyton, Spanelsko, Anglia Imperium, Gualimole, The British Islands Confederacy
Aww jeez. Godspeed Aldaur.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtV9p7gKBo
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton, Spanelsko
The Issue
The large, militaristic nation of Dàguó is currently in a dispute with the breakaway province of New Dàguó. As nations around the world begin to take sides, opposing ambassadors have arrived in your office to seek your support
Hm.... we already have invaded 2 nations, so why not. Anyone who sides with the separatists will be invaded!
-Order 666 of the Supreme Khan.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyHl1tQeaQ
Nuremgard, Percyton
New poll, come and vote:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=134547
Nuremgard, Percyton
Poll fixed:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=134549
Nuremgard, Percyton
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