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Alruniea wrote:We are slowly slipping into the old-CFN RMB.

Pretty much. Degeneracy

Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Alruniea wrote:We are slowly slipping into the old-CFN RMB.

And it's all because of me. Wait a minute, that's horrible.

Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Sulania wrote:Pretty much. Degeneracy

Being degenerate is fun.

Axeldonia

This got sexy fast.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Vista Major wrote:This got sexy fast.

I must destroy the monster I have created.

Everyone, write paragraphs about what you think about this song and the context in which it was made in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y

Sulania wrote:Pretty much. Degeneracy

On the bright side, the "most degenerate" ones from classic CFN are all gone so it can't get to bad.

Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Sulania wrote:Pretty much. Degeneracy

Degeneracy isn't so bad.

Axeldonia

Alruniea wrote:On the bright side, the "most degenerate" ones from classic CFN are all gone so it can't get to bad.

Who were those people?

Kalaron wrote:Degeneracy isn't so bad.

Jaime y

Sulania wrote:Jaime y

Is degeneracy an instrument?

Jaslandia

Gualimole wrote:Is degeneracy an instrument?

An instrument?

Gualimole wrote:Is degeneracy an instrument?

Sulania wrote:An instrument?

Of the Devil.

Axeldonia, Gualimole

Sulania wrote:Jaime y

Because I love you. Besides, the RMB just needs to avoid being *that* degenerate y'know?

Jaslandia

Kalaron wrote:Because I love you. Besides, the RMB just needs to avoid being *that* degenerate y'know?

How degenerate is too degenerate?

Kalaron wrote:Because I love you. Besides, the RMB just needs to avoid being *that* degenerate y'know?

I love you too

Kalaron

Sulania wrote:I love you too

<3

Alruniea wrote:Which can be a good or bad thing depending on what you're into until we get into the real messy stuff.

creampies

bukkake

drowning in ejaculation

biting into the pillow

dry insertion

fast, aggressive, drug-fueled sex

legs pressed up to the chest while going deep

Axeldonia

Gualimole wrote:Who were those people?

You don't want to know.

Also you wouldn't recognize them anyway.

Chernarus State wrote:creampies

bukkake

drowning in ejaculation

biting into the pillow

dry insertion

fast, aggressive, drug-fueled sex

legs pressed up to the chest while going deep

Much worse than any of that.

Jaslandia

Chernarus State wrote:creampies

bukkake

drowning in ejaculation

biting into the pillow

dry insertion

fast, aggressive, drug-fueled sex

legs pressed up to the chest while going deep

We've gone too lewd

Jaslandia

Kalaron wrote:Because I love you. Besides, the RMB just needs to avoid being *that* degenerate y'know?

You wouldn't know how bad it gets anyway.

Jaslandia

So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?

Jaslandia

Mercunova wrote:So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?

What in the name of...

Jaslandia, Percyton

Mercunova wrote:So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?

wat

Mercunova wrote:So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?

Depends idk

Sulania wrote:What in the name of...

That's one of my favorite colors.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

How do I turn pictures into music?

Jaslandia

Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Bernie Sanders?

Jaslandia, Vista Major

Mercunova wrote:So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?

Rainbow coloured obviously. I'm gay after all.

Chernarus State wrote:creampies

bukkake

drowning in ejaculation

biting into the pillow

dry insertion

fast, aggressive, drug-fueled sex

legs pressed up to the chest while going deep

Woah. Simmer down before the mods come.

Jaslandia, Mercunova

Sulania wrote:Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Bernie Sanders?

No thanks, I'm a Hillary supporter

Sulania wrote:Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Rosa Luxemburg?

fify

Gualimole

Sulania wrote:Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Peter Kropotkin?

Alruniea

Nuremgard wrote:Does a timescale matter? And what exactly do you want me to do to prove that I don't hate English people? Film myself sucking off an Englishman and upload it?

I would pay to see this.

Nuremgard

Gualimole wrote:edited sul quote

That too.

Bearlong wrote:I would pay to see this.

I'm flattered.

Bearlong

Alruniea wrote:What is Death Grips?

Jaslandia

Gualimole wrote:Do you wanna buy some death sticks?

Sulania wrote:Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Thomas the Tank Engine?

FTFY.

Gualimole wrote:Is degeneracy an instrument?

https://youtu.be/d1JA-nh0IfI?t=18s

Gualimole wrote:How do I turn pictures into music?

Try this app: https://youtu.be/zpNgsU9o4ik

Percyton

Sulania wrote:Studies have shown that nations named Gualimole are inherently superior to nations named Sulania.

Axeldonia

Gualimole wrote:Guys I was joking about the whole Assyrian thing I'm really an Italian American from Brooklyn

Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Alruniea wrote:I'm the trashman. I come out. I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. And then I pick up the trashcan and I smash the guy on the head.

Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia

Gualimole wrote:Oh whoops ooh I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Axeldonia

Alruniea wrote:I need to sleep now.

Axeldonia

Is anyone else subscribed to Styxhexenhammer666 on YouTube besides me here?

Hey, Yukona, I read this article this morning. Thought it was quite interesting and wondered if you might be interested too.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/apr/10/commonwealth-uk-brexit-leaving-eu

Yukona

Unfallious wrote:who constables when the constables need constabling

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN??!!!?!?!!!???

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:I think what you're really asking is "are you a top or bottom?" It's not always a binary answer. Most gay couples are versatile but some do have a strict top/bottom or "dom/sub" dynamic.

HE'S WONDERING WHO DOES THE F*CKING

Nuremgard

-And did you know what i saw?

Hell.

Tony Blair calls for new leadership from "strong progressive centre."

In other words, keep Labour Tory-lite. We cant have a socialist party being socialist. Oh, and bomb Syria. That's progressive and centrist.

God, if there's anybody who needs to take a long walk off a short pier it's Blair.

Axeldonia

Hey guys, whats going on in the RMB today-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Mercunova, Percyton

Lex Caledonia wrote:Hey guys, whats going on in the RMB today-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Nothing much. SAAS applications opened today so I submitted mine. I bought a few games for my sister and one of them should be arriving today. How are you?

I'm glad the they're making the Royal Wedding for the British citizens rather than politicians this time around. Even when they're 'bigger' and more influential royals, the whole need to invite foreign dignitaries is a must, at least Harry's making the right move by not inviting anyone of that ilk and subsequently Trump doesn't have to be or have to complain about not being invited.

Yukona wrote:I'm glad the they're making the Royal Wedding for the British citizens rather than politicians this time around. Even when they're 'bigger' and more influential royals, the whole need to invite foreign dignitaries is a must, at least Harry's making the right move by not inviting anyone of that ilk and subsequently Trump doesn't have to be or have to complain about not being invited.

Aye, they're inviting the commoners. They're amazing people.

Whatever fires your stove.

Axeldonia, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:Aye, they're inviting the commoners. They're amazing people.

Whatever fires your stove.

Well you're twisting my words but what I mean is they're not reducing it to another political act as big marriages of heads of state and their families are. They're inviting people they like and also people who they think actually deserve to be there, like a girl at the Manchester bombings who was traumitised by seeing her friends blown up and also lost her voice by screaming too loud in fear. But yeah, they're not amazing people, right - because just like you assume they dislike people because of their position, you - ironically - dislike them simply because of their position.

Jaslandia

Yukona wrote:Well you're twisting my words but what I mean is they're not reducing it to another political act as big marriages of heads of state and their families are. They're inviting people they like and also people who they think actually deserve to be there, like a girl at the Manchester bombings who was traumitised by seeing her friends blown up and also lost her voice by screaming too loud in fear. But yeah, they're not amazing people, right - because just like you assume they dislike people because of their position, you - ironically - dislike them simply because of their position.

And you think their farts smell of roses because they fell out a "royal" vagina.

Nuremgard wrote:And you think their farts smell of roses because they fell out a "royal" vagina.

No, I just like them as important people in the political sphere. Harry's a decent chap, has done a lot, been through a lot, etc. On the other hand, you actively hate them just because of who they are, which is just so ironic. You can dislike the products of Windows but like Bill Gates if he's done cool stuff and is a genuinely nice guy. You're just devolving it to something personal and intensifying your hatred for no reason and making yourself a mean person.

Yukona wrote:No, I just like them as important people in the political sphere. Harry's a decent chap, has done a lot, been through a lot, etc. On the other hand, you actively hate them just because of who they are, which is just so ironic. You can dislike the products of Windows but like Bill Gates if he's done cool stuff and is a genuinely nice guy. You're just devolving it to something personal and intensifying your hatred for no reason and making yourself a mean person.

He's been through a lot. You mean he lost his mum? That's sad aye but loads of people have lost their mums. And it's not as if he's had a hard life has he? He's being looked after from cradle to grave in abject luxury and has the media fawning over his every move.

Yeah I do hate them because they live the life of Riley at our expense. But don't worry, Yuk. For every person like me, there's 10 of you. That's why they are still there.

Axeldonia, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:He's been through a lot. You mean he lost his mum? That's sad aye but loads of people have lost their mums. And it's not as if he's had a hard life has he? He's being looked after from cradle to grave in abject luxury and has the media fawning over his every move.

Yeah I do hate them because they live the life of Riley at our expense. But don't worry, Yuk. For every person like me, there's 10 of you. That's why they are still there.

I believe the irony's lost on you

Jaslandia

Yukona wrote:I believe the irony's lost on you

It probably is. But away and wave your UJ for the wee prince and princess if it makes you happy.

Mercunova

You all disappoint me. Complaining that we have not enough constables. Can you imagine how hard it is to find someone who want to do this job? Nobody wants to do it. If you all think you can do it better then say it and I will comply as you wish.

And of course constables can get into an argument. That's their right to talk with whom they want about what they want. But with so few constables it's not possible to have an objective observer at hand when one of the constables is part of the argumenting people and the other is not here on that moment.

I haven't read all messages from last night, so if someone could summarize it and why there was an outcry for constabulary intervention that would be really kind.

Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Mercunova, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:You all disappoint me. Complaining that we have not enough constables. Can you imagine how hard it is to find someone who want to do this job? Nobody wants to do it. If you all think you can do it better then say it and I will comply as you wish.

And of course constables can get into an argument. That's their right to talk with whom they want about what they want. But with so few constables it's not possible to have an objective observer at hand when one of the constables is part of the argumenting people and the other is not here on that moment.

I haven't read all messages from last night, so if someone could summarize it and why there was an outcry for constabulary intervention that would be really kind.

I don’t think people genuinely though the constabulary were needed they were just making a joke about Kal being part of it

Penguania And Antarctica

Yukona wrote:I don’t think people genuinely though the constabulary were needed they were just making a joke about Kal being part of it

Hmm, I was contacted that there was a need for constable intervention but the constable didn't do anything.

Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.

And I’m going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.

Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. I’m not sure who messaged you and about what, but I don’t think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.

Bearlong, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.

And I’m going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.

Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. I’m not sure who messaged you and about what, but I don’t think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.

THE JIG IS UP BOYS, SCATTER

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.

And I’m going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.

Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. I’m not sure who messaged you and about what, but I don’t think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.

Who died and made you king? :P

Penguania And Antarctica

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.

And I’m going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.

Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. I’m not sure who messaged you and about what, but I don’t think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.

Hmm. Abuse of emergency call then.

(And I didn't make you a traffic warden. :P)

Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.

And I’m going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.

Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. I’m not sure who messaged you and about what, but I don’t think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.

Oh and what you did was arrogation of public office. :P

Jaslandia

Apologies to Yukona. I flew off the handle with the royal sh!t.

Jaslandia, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:You all disappoint me. Complaining that we have not enough constables. Can you imagine how hard it is to find someone who want to do this job? Nobody wants to do it. If you all think you can do it better then say it and I will comply as you wish.

And of course constables can get into an argument. That's their right to talk with whom they want about what they want. But with so few constables it's not possible to have an objective observer at hand when one of the constables is part of the argumenting people and the other is not here on that moment.

I haven't read all messages from last night, so if someone could summarize it and why there was an outcry for constabulary intervention that would be really kind.

On that note, I'd like to actually announce my resignation from the office, and that the Discord's been transfered to the ownership of Tex.

Kalaron wrote:On that note, I'd like to actually announce my resignation from the office, and that the Discord's been transfered to the ownership of Tex.

Oh? I'm sorry to hear that.

Percyton

This RMB conversation is certainly more entertaining than the region I originally hail from (10000 Islands). I was briefly in Commonwealth of Liberty but I didn't like the fact that RPing was also done in tandem with normal conversation in the RMB.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton

Deimosan wrote:This RMB conversation is certainly more entertaining than the region I originally hail from (10000 Islands). I was briefly in Commonwealth of Liberty but I didn't like the fact that RPing was also done in tandem with normal conversation in the RMB.

I think I was in the 1000 Islands one time.

My problem was the "family friendly" RMB nonsense. I just don't like censoring myself for the sake of younger ears. I made the the comparison of WA endorsements as a penis measurement contest and that not only had the post suppressed but I was privately reprimanded.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Deimosan wrote:My problem was the "family friendly" RMB nonsense. I just don't like censoring myself for the sake of younger ears. I made the the comparison of WA endorsements as a penis measurement contest and that not only had the post suppressed but I was privately reprimanded.

Bloody puritans.

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Bloody puritans.

Oy

I'm not a puritan

Sulania wrote:Oy

I'm not a puritan

Never said you were.

Russkov Soviet

Nuremgard wrote:Never said you were.

You're a puritan

Sulania wrote:You're a puritan

Purritan?

Jaslandia

So, uh, ye I'm in ownership of the CFN Discord (still gonna be CFN for me until the day I or this region drop dead)

Jaslandia, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Bigostan came from Black Hawks (and a tiny nation of 5mil), should this raise any bells or is COFL just not into the Defender/Raider gameplay stuff some regions do?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.bigostan Either that or region hopping. I dunno.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Bigostan

2 of my favourite Chinese takeaways are closed today. The world is ending.

Penguania And Antarctica

Deimosan wrote:Bigostan came from Black Hawks (and a tiny nation of 5mil), should this raise any bells or is COFL just not into the Defender/Raider gameplay stuff some regions do?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.bigostan Either that or region hopping. I dunno.

It means nothing that he did, honestly. The COFN can't be raided, so we're alright.

Penguania And Antarctica, Deimosan

Deimosan wrote:Bigostan came from Black Hawks (and a tiny nation of 5mil), should this raise any bells or is COFL just not into the Defender/Raider gameplay stuff some regions do?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.bigostan Either that or region hopping. I dunno.

As long as he behaves himself, and we don't see an increase in numbers, there's not much to concern ourselves with. We should still keep an eye on him, as raider regions/nations are vile bottomfeeding scum who feed on the misery they sow...

Jaslandia, Percyton, Deimosan

Nuremgard is a strange country. Its constitution separates church and state but its head of state is also head of the church. Despite this contradiction, it works.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Good Day! Hope everyone has a good day!

Song of the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3krAHJtZS4

The Chancellor's Public Schedule [I]10 April 2018

(All times Eastern. Subject to change.)

10:00 The Chancellor holds his weekly conference with the Minister of Foreign Affairs

Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia, Percyton

Deimosan wrote:Bigostan came from Black Hawks (and a tiny nation of 5mil), should this raise any bells or is COFL just not into the Defender/Raider gameplay stuff some regions do?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.bigostan Either that or region hopping. I dunno.

Nice to meet you too!

I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasn’t really aware that you and them don’t like each other.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Deimosan

Bigostan wrote:Nice to meet you too!

I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasn’t really aware that you and them don’t like each other.

Nah, don't sweat it.

You're new I presume?

The Black Hawks make puppets (new nations) so that they can invade regions (take over the WAD) and be nuisances generally. It's nothing particular to them, but the COFN doesn't get involved in raids either way so it's moot.

Penguania And Antarctica

Bigostan wrote:Nice to meet you too!

I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasn’t really aware that you and them don’t like each other.

Black Hawks probably don't know of us. There's no individual history there, we just aren't fond of raider regions in general.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron wrote:but the COFN doesn't get involved in raids either way so it's moot.

I wouldn't say it's entirely moot. Sure, we can't be taken over entirely, but they can still be a big pain in the a*se.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Bigostan wrote:Nice to meet you too!

I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasn’t really aware that you and them don’t like each other.

Welcome to the CoFN! My name is Aleksander D. Coltsov and I am the current Premier of the Equestrian Union. Sorry for the hostility, for you can see our thoughts in the previous posts.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:Nothing much. SAAS applications opened today so I submitted mine. I bought a few games for my sister and one of them should be arriving today. How are you?

I didn't you were applying to the South Australian Ambulance Service. Pretty long way from Scotland I'd say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saas

jk

Deimosan wrote:My problem was the "family friendly" RMB nonsense. I just don't like censoring myself for the sake of younger ears. I made the the comparison of WA endorsements as a penis measurement contest and that not only had the post suppressed but I was privately reprimanded.

Interesting. While even we have our limits on RMB content, those are mostly to avoid the wrath of the mods. You can still use cursing and somewhat-naughty language here (although the game's RMB programming will likely force you to censor some words), and we wouldn't censor stuff like "penis measurement content." As long as you abide by NS's content rules, you should be fine here!

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Kalaron wrote:You're new I presume?

I’m new to the region, but I played NationStates before. My old nation is in vacation mode and going to stay that way, because I don’t feel like going back to it. I wasn’t happy with how it turned out so I’m starting over.

Russkov Soviet, Percyton

Bigostan wrote:Nice to meet you too!

I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasn’t really aware that you and them don’t like each other.

No worries, I was just being paranoid from being in a Defender region for so long. (despite not even being involved in WA)

Percyton

Deimosan wrote:No worries, I was just being paranoid from being in a Defender region for so long. (despite not even being involved in WA)

Thank you, kamrat, for reminding me that i need to rejoin the WA.

Bearlong wrote:Thank you, kamrat, for reminding me that i need to rejoin the WA.

And that's done... I could have sworn you had to wait a day between application and acceptance.

Percyton

It's a strange old world when Russia calls for a UN inquiry while Britain, France and the US all agree to respond to the supposed gas attack in Syria. And of course, the Guardian leads with a picture of a young toddler seemingly affected by the gas. Nice touch, guys. I guess doing the same with a Yemeni child wouldn't have been as effective eh? Oh, aye, I forgot. It's our bombs killing them so that makes it okay.

Axeldonia, Mercunova, Gualimole

Nuremgard wrote:It's a strange old world when Russia calls for a UN inquiry while Britain, France and the US all agree to respond to the supposed gas attack in Syria. And of course, the Guardian leads with a picture of a young toddler seemingly affected by the gas. Nice touch, guys. I guess doing the same with a Yemeni child wouldn't have been as effective eh? Oh, aye, I forgot. It's our bombs killing them so that makes it okay.

If you don't believe it I'd be happy to send you a video on liveleak of young kids foaming at the mouth from a gas attack :)

Kalaron

It's to tug at people's heartstrings but not everyone will fall for that, such as myself.

Russkov Soviet, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:It's a strange old world when Russia calls for a UN inquiry while Britain, France and the US all agree to respond to the supposed gas attack in Syria. And of course, the Guardian leads with a picture of a young toddler seemingly affected by the gas. Nice touch, guys. I guess doing the same with a Yemeni child wouldn't have been as effective eh? Oh, aye, I forgot. It's our bombs killing them so that makes it okay.

If the people have no bread let them eat cake.

Yukona wrote:If you don't believe it I'd be happy to send you a video on liveleak of young kids foaming at the mouth from a gas attack :)

Even if it was true, it's not worth sacrificing British troops for.

Mercunova

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