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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
I invite you to accept that my love for Tim means I'll act as like as much of an over-dramatic thorn in other's sides as much as I need.
Besides, truth be told, my weapon designs form at least 70% of my foreign policy.
Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
[nation=United Yugoslav States] will hereby cede these land to [nation=The Vidnoye] and become a vassal state.
http://imgur.com/alDyuCU
The Vidnoye, Penguania And Antarctica
Love you too
Baxten, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
Corrected
Jaslandia
For real though.
Their quality gives me power as a "You don't want me dead" power.
Like Unf said, my death would bring war to the Reich and the USCS.
PS Sorry about those sniper comments. Just getting tense from this close race
Pls don't take my weapons Kal, I beg of you
Penguania And Antarctica
It seriously would. I don't even want to think about a "no Kal Weapons world"
Jaslandia
Whoa. Milestone, dudes.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
[spoiler]The Start of the Hungarian State
Part 8 - Hungarian Coastlines At Last!
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Budapest was full of the now wealthy and hard working Hungarian Peoples! The Gloriously pristine white buildings of facsism gleamed from every part of the City. From huge towers to majestic palaces, the Jewel of Central Europe was more than alive! Today the Banners, Flags and Armbands of the Hungarian Arrow Cross Party were in full force and could be seen on absolutely everything in the Hungarian State. The Vezeto of Hungarian State, Otto Skorzeny and the President of the Hungro-Croatian State, Vojislav eelj stood on the Balcony of the Palace of Budapest infront of millions of Hungarians.
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The Vezeto shook the hand of the President of the newly formed "Hungro-Croatian State" Vojislav eelj and gave him an award, "Hero and Friend of the Hungarian Arrow Cross 1st Class. He then faced forward to the millions of Hungarians from the Adriatic Sea to the Romanian Border.
Vezeto of the Hungarian State Otto Skorzeny: "Today we welcome the Hungro-Croatian State as our glorious vassal and ally! They have ceceded their territory so that we, Hungary, finally have a coast! I welcome President Vojislav eelj today as a true Hungarian brother! May we bring the entire world to see our glorious feat! Awaken Fellow Hungarians, this is only the start of our greatness!"
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In these actions the Hungarian State has formally annexed the lower half of Croatia and made a vassal of the Northern Half.
Awaken Hungary!
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The Annexation and Vassalship of United Yugoslav States
United Yugoslav States
I mean, if that's a milestone than it's half a world behind us.
We've already progressed to telling each other that " I wubz you" before bed.
I'm talking sweet stuff yo.
Sweet enough your teeth will rot; Dentists are prasing their money gods over our existence 'cause we keep 'em in business.
It honestly pleases me to hear this, but don't worry, I ain't likely to stop for a long time.
So long as Sul's fine, I'm fine dude.
Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
Oh, Sul was always gonna be OK.
Penguania And Antarctica
I figured, was just a little thing to say, you know?
Also, got a timeframe for when my Mines are gonna be added to the map?
Penguania And Antarctica
257 out of 353 Members of Parliament voted to give Empress Mara Sov near absolute power. She will continue having the Imperial Parliament around. Former Premier Lacroix has become the Empress' top adviser. Former Prime Minister Henri has become speaker of the Imperial Parliament.
The people will vote to change or keep the name of the capital.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12771387
Penguania And Antarctica
Post by Trumps Wall suppressed by a moderator.
Yugoslavia supports this and hopes more nations will help these people regain their homeland and keep their rights. PAVE THE ROAD FOR DEMOCRACY!
I'm all for freedom of speech, but, getting up from these Japanese sheets onto my Canadian mattress, putting on my Chinese jeans and Peruvian sweater is just so much effort. Its almost like healthcare, who new it was all so difficult?
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Do I change my government to a more right government or do I keep it a democracy? Its your choice.
I notice your title is now German. Also, I assume you aren't socialist anymore?
Penguania And Antarctica
Take that back, I see the "Sozialistischen" in the title now
sooo we have socialist fascists? WHAAAAA?????????
United Yugoslav States
If the empress has power forever thats like or very similar to a fascist dictator and they are socialist.
I guess so. I wouldn't say fascist though. Rather, I'd say "absolutist". Fascist has many more connotations than absolute power over the state
Yukona, United Yugoslav States
SO fascist but not fascist but maybe just a lil bit fascist. Ok! Understood!
Minnesota Dakota
Just finished my Kaiser's factbook. Took long enough, but I'm proud of it
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=737197
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
I just read it! ITS BEAUTIFUL! Nice job! Also, have a present!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Jaslandia
Yeah, I know. What do you take me for? The party that wins would vote certain ways in Province laws that might not be so great for the rest of the Reich. The Reichstag votes would remain the same since this election is only for the Oelesan House of Nobles.
Also this is a House vote, meaning that what ever percent they get is how many seats they have in the House of Nobles. Just so thats clear.
I am ignored, vanquished really.
I'm just languishing, really.
Nah, but seriously, response?
Look at the coronation section and read the first paragraph. He seems to have traveled back in time.
Jaslandia
So the UK may be having a snap election ahead of Brexit. I know it's a bit early but I want to encourage every British user here who can to make sure they and their family/friends vote - we need a higher youth turn out this time, people
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
They will never have all of it.
Your ruling party in now the "Arrow Cross Party"! You ar fascists but you can do whatever you want, Im all for your autonomy! Make me proud!
United Yugoslav States
Oh! SO Its like the republic of china or the Horthy Government? Like a nationalistic Republic!
The Vidnoye
Im wondering, do I join the Sol Currency? Anyone prominently against it have any outstanding points?
United Yugoslav States
"Zusammengesetzt Kaiserlich von Hamburg"
This is the caption of the 'palace' picture. What do you want to say there ? Because in German it makes no sense.
Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota
Per reference to anyone who understands (ITF) - I offered to outsource it in his economic forum RP
United Yugoslav States
Will you have your own independent central bank and does it have a floating interest rate?
United Yugoslav States
I should look into that to! I like my currency though...And if I changed too soon I might collapse....
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Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
They are basically saying what will you have for a economic reform and stuff.
Penguania And Antarctica
You asked whether you should switch to the currency - I asked you the context of the switch, will you have an independent central bank and a floating interest rate?
Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
i meant it like I was forwarding that question to Andromitus bc its his plan :)
Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
I think I'll keep the Dinar. If I replace it I would collapse as I am very unstable at the moment. People hate the poor economy, and they hate the government for giving in to the Hungarians...great....fk me...
The Vidnoye, Penguania And Antarctica
You'll all learn about this at a later time; but Vidnoye doesn't fully understand what I'm offering, Ill elaborate OOC via Telegram
The Vidnoye, Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
I think I might go to war soon against #13 on ze map. I must Unite all Yugoslavia under democracy! Well...nationalist Democracy...yea....
Minnesota Dakota
I mean, you got Minnie's permission?
Yukona, United Yugoslav States
His reign started before his coronation. I'll look into it, though
Imperial Compound or Complex of Hamburg
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Also, you'd have disconnected lands...
Also he was born in 1990 and started in 2008 and you said he was 21.
1. I saw that first mistake. Fixed
2. He's supposed to be thirty, because the year now is 2020. However, I changed some stuff around, and I meant to say 2011 rather than 08
Their government has been oblivious to their people for 40+ days!
Either get Minnie's permission or wait until she CTE's, that isn't negotiable.
Yukona
Well, then it would be "Kaiserlicher Zwinger von Hamburg" if you use compound or "Kaiserliche Anlage von Hamburg" if you use complex
Jaslandia, Baxten
Thanks Peng.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
No problem. It's the only thing I am useful for.
Hey I had a consensus and it turns out 8,300 of my people are Germans or German decedents from them. You want them returned or I can make them nobles if you want. I have bad stability and am trying to get other countries for advice an help. I can give you Trieste for your help!
So 8,300 of your people German.
Your first instinct is to uproot them from their lives, friends, and family, and ship them off to another country. That is not cold or heartless at all.
Your second instinct is to take all 8,300 hundred of them, and make them nobles. Nobles of what? Why?
Nothing makes sense in my life right now.
Jaslandia, Yukona, United Yugoslav States
Well...Hungary put the fascist party in charge so I am a nationalistic Monarchy. Nobles as in they own land. Or maybe I give them better rights? Also, I dont want to deport people if possible. I want to be cultured and accepting to ALL people. Any ideas?
Penguania And Antarctica
Don't deport them then.
Here's my card, call me for any further enquiries.
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, United Yugoslav States
Well....I wish that I could stop these protests but....I dont want to make them angry....
To Zagreb I came seeking fortune
But theyre making me work til Im dead
The bourgeoisie have it so easy
The Tsars putting gold on his bread
The people of Yugoslavia are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the people like me
Thats what they are chanting outside the Parliament Building....jesus...its a full riot....fk....
Ah, noted.
*Pulls up Yugoslav file*
*Writes 'WEAK' in bright red letters*
*Files under insignificant*
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, The Vidnoye, Andromitus, Minnesota Dakota, Yukona, Magnatronia, United Yugoslav States
I have a small military and old tech. They are stronger than me and it was not worth the loves to fight a pointless war. [nation=The Vidnoye] will probably give me independence later in the future. also, they give me protection and have sent me support to unify Yugoslavia.
you...just make me sad... {;C *Cries*
Jaslandia, The Vidnoye, Penguania And Antarctica, Minnesota Dakota
Thoughts on Mother Theresa calling for a snap election, Unf?
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
USCS protects good socialist nations even if they aren't part of our alliance.
Then again, you have changed your government about 10 times in 2 days.
Labour has to vote for it to not seem 'scared', the result is gonna be a massive sweep for the Tories, huge gains. SNP is gonna sap more of the Labour vote, the Lib-Dems are gonna gain some at the expense of Labour and, to top it all off, it's during exam season so the youth vote is going to be even less than usual.
It's going to be bad, we haven't seen a left this weak since before the war I'd reckon.
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Yukona, United Yugoslav States
The real Mother Teresa is turning in her grave.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Minnesota Dakota, United Yugoslav States
Don't you just love May's arrogance? She is refusing to do televised debates during the campaign. So she is basically saying, "vote for me! I'm not gonna' tell you why though, just do as you're told and vote Tory!"
She wont do debates because she knows Sturgeon would wipe the floor with her.
I'm not a fan of the real Mother Theresa either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG-lgmPvYA
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Yugoslav States
I had an election in congress and a social Libertarian was elected. The government became more of a libertarian Socialist Democracy. The The Hungarians wanted Croatia and were going to invade. I had to think of something and so the Hungarians proposed that I become a vassal and still have autonomy. Seemed good to me than be wiped off the map.
Penguania And Antarctica
IC:
ITF - World Announcement
Unless we have taken in falsified information; The ITF is hence hosting the Sol Blockchain Currency as a medium of economic exchange. While certain details are classified as of now, the Sol's worth recently skyrocketed as new blocks are independently forming on a hugely global scale.
To better relations and a peaceful world, Andromitus hopes the Hosting of the Sol will bring further prosperity to the ITF.
Penguania And Antarctica
[spoiler=Today is April 18 and today are:]
Today is April 18 and today are:
- Adult Autism Day
- Army Day (Iran)
- Coma Patients' Day (Poland)
- Easter Tuesday (Tasmania, Australia)
- Friend's Day (Brazil)
- Independence Day (Zimbabwe)
- International Amateur Radio Day
- International Day For Monuments and Sites
- International Juggler's Day
- Invention Day (Japan)
- National Animal Crackers Day
- National Columnists Day (United States)
- National Lineman Appreciation Day (United States)
- National Stress Awareness Day (United States)
- Pet Owners Independence Day
- Victory over the Teutonic Knights in the Battle of the Ice (Russia)
- World Heritage Day
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 796 King Æthelred I of Northumbria is murdered in Corbridge by a group led by his ealdormen, Ealdred and Wada. The patrician Osbald is crowned, but abdicates within 27 days.
- 1025 Bolesław Chrobry is crowned in Gniezno, becoming the first King of Poland.
- 1506 The cornerstone of the current St. Peter's Basilica is laid.
- 1518 Bona Sforza is crowned as queen consort of Poland.
- 1521 Trial of Martin Luther begins its second day during the assembly of the Diet of Worms. He refuses to recant his teachings despite the risk of excommunication.
- 1689 Bostonians rise up in rebellion against Sir Edmund Andros.
- 1738 Real Academia de la Historia ("Royal Academy of History") is founded in Madrid.
- 1775 American Revolution: The British advancement by sea begins; Paul Revere and other riders warn the countryside of the troop movements.
- 1831 The University of Alabama is founded in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
- 1847 American victory at the battle of Cerro Gordo opens the way for invasion of Mexico.
- 1857 "The Spirits Book" by Allan Kardec is published, marking the birth of Spiritualism in France.
- 1864 Battle of Dybbøl: A Prussian-Austrian army defeats Denmark and gains control of Schleswig. Denmark surrenders the province in the following peace settlement.
- 1897 The Greco-Turkish War is declared between Greece and the Ottoman Empire.
- 1899 The St. Andrew's Ambulance Association is granted a Royal Charter by Queen Victoria.
- 1902 The 7.5 Mw Guatemala earthquake shakes Guatemala with a maximum Mercalli intensity of VIII (Severe), killing between 8002,000.
- 1906 An earthquake and fire destroy much of San Francisco, California.
- 1909 Joan of Arc is beatified in Rome.
- 1912 The Cunard liner RMS Carpathia brings 705 survivors from the RMS Titanic to New York City.
- 1915 French pilot Roland Garros is shot down and glides to a landing on the German side of the lines during World War I.
- 1923 Yankee Stadium: "The House that Ruth Built" opens.
- 1942 World War II: The Doolittle Raid on Japan: Tokyo, Yokohama, Kobe and Nagoya are bombed.
- 1942 Pierre Laval becomes Prime Minister of Vichy France.
- 1943 World War II: Operation Vengeance, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto is killed when his aircraft is shot down by U.S. fighters over Bougainville Island.
- 1945 Over 1,000 bombers attack the small island of Heligoland, Germany.
- 1946 The International Court of Justice holds its inaugural meeting in The Hague, Netherlands.
- 1949 Ireland leaves the British Commonwealth and becomes the Republic of Ireland.
- 1949 The keel for the aircraft carrier USS United States is laid down at Newport News Drydock and Shipbuilding. However, construction is canceled five days later, resulting in the Revolt of the Admirals.
- 1954 Gamal Abdel Nasser seizes power in Egypt.
- 1955 Twenty-nine nations meet at Bandung, Indonesia, for the first Asian-African Conference.
- 1980 The Republic of Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia) comes into being, with Canaan Banana as the country's first President. The Zimbabwean dollar replaces the Rhodesian dollar as the official currency.
- 1983 A suicide bomber in Lebanon destroys the United States embassy in Beirut, killing 63 people.
- 1988 The United States launches Operation Praying Mantis against Iranian naval forces in the largest naval battle since World War II.
- 1992 General Abdul Rashid Dostum revolts against President Mohammad Najibullah of the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan and allies with Ahmad Shah Massoud to capture Kabul.
- 1996 In Lebanon, at least 106 civilians are killed when the Israel Defense Forces shell the United Nations compound at Quana where more than 800 civilians had taken refuge.
- 2007 A series of bombings, two of them being suicides, occur in Baghdad, killing 198 and injuring 251.
- 2013 A suicide bombing in a Baghdad cafe kills 27 people and injures another 65.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1480 Lucrezia Borgia, Italian daughter of Pope Alexander VI
- 1819 Michael Phelan, Irish-born American billiards player
- 1882 Leopold Stokowski, English conductor
- 1905 George H. Hitchings, American physician and pharmacologist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1907 Miklós Rózsa, Hungarian-American composer and conductor
- 1928 Otto Piene, German sculptor and academic
- 1940 Joseph L. Goldstein, American biochemist and geneticist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1942 Jochen Rindt, German-Austrian race car driver
- 1953 Rick Moranis, Canadian-American actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter
- 1964 Niall Ferguson, Scottish historian and academic
- 1971 David Tennant, Scottish actor
- 1973 Haile Gebrselassie, Ethiopian runner
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Quote of the day
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
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Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Continental Commonwealths, Percyton
[nation=short]Minnesota_Dakota[/nation]
May I ask you what in your opinion a 'Reichsreich' is ?
Jaslandia
Kingdom
Penguania And Antarctica
smh
That's not how German works, dude.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Continental Commonwealths, Tserra, Yukona
I used Google translate.
Penguania And Antarctica
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Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona
I see.
Well kingdom would be 'Königreich'. Or if you are fancy you use just 'Reich' which means 'realm' or in most cases 'empire' but it is mostly just used with a nationality.
For example:
Königreich Preußen = Kingdom of Prussia
Königreich Schweden = Kingdom of Sweden
Deutsches Reich (short version of Deutsches Kaiserreich) = German Empire
Römisches Reich = Roman Empire
Osmanisches Reich = Ottoman Empire
So if you translate it literally 'Königreich' means 'king's realm', 'Kaiserreich' means 'emperor's realm'
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Yukona
Would what I have right now be fine?
Penguania And Antarctica
Little German lesson with Peng here.
If anyone else needs help with the "difficult" German language feel free to contact me.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Minnesota Dakota, Yukona
So long as it's what you want.
Make it 'Sozialistisches' and everything would be alright.
Jaslandia
Dude, we already have Trieste and Istria
Penguania And Antarctica, United Yugoslav States
How are you all today ?
Jaslandia, Yukona, Percyton
Doing well: how about you?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton, United Yugoslav States
What about
Danzig?
Memel?
Königsberg?
Sudentenland?
Alsace-Lorraine?
Austria?
Aghrabia, Yukona, United Yugoslav States
Doing good. Very good.
Jaslandia, Pirate Kingdoms
I'm decent enough.
Tired, thinking about lore.
You?
Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
I'm doing good. Don't do much rn.
awww....well which zone though? I though I controlled B zone but...oh well....more depression for Yugoslavia! weeeeeee.......fk...meeee.............
Penguania And Antarctica
*hugs* Everything will be alright.
Jaslandia, United Yugoslav States
Really? Its doing alright...I cant go to war, my people hate me, civil rights are going down, economy is worsening, and I am stuck in Croatia....Im gonna die here....maybe I should listen to the rebels...I dont know anymore.... {;C
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm funding leftist rebellions in your nation it seems like a prime piece of real estate
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, United Yugoslav States
Maybe you should visit Penguania to get new thoughts and be away from those problems for a while. I mean cute penguins must have an effect.
Jaslandia, Percyton, United Yugoslav States
I'm funding capitalist freedom fighters in your nation it seems like a piece of prime real estate which - unlike in pathetic communism - can rightfully be bought and sold
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Tserra, Magnatronia
*sends money to Unf*
Jaslandia, United Yugoslav States
OH JESUS!!! THEY ARE BLOCKADING THE CAPITAL!!! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EM!!! I dont want to seem bad but...CALL IN THE MILITARY!!!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I am not funding anyone. Whoever wins, will probably use my Canal, and that is good enough for me.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Yugoslav States
Stop. Please? These are not the good kind of communists. They are....Radicals....
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I repeat it slowly for you
PENGUINS
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Continental Commonwealths, Tserra, Percyton, United Yugoslav States
Ok I will go. I luve Penguins....Im probably gonna die when I get back but....Ill get to see Penguins so I agree to go.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
ALRIGHT FINEEE!!!! I abdicate the throne to the Duma!
Penguania And Antarctica
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