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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
*throws Baxten's ambassador into a dingy*
Africa is that way. Hope you're a strong rower.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
You can always influence my government by making some connections and deals with the corporate political party in my nation.
Oelesa
XD Okay, you got a point!
Why couldn't I join? I get that I'm not exactly a king, but I act like one at least.
Yea, that doesn't cut it.
*waves*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Communists almost destroyed my nation and its unity. Perhaps Kumania could be interested in joining since we have royals and aren't communist.
The United Providences Of Perland
Why must you do this, Southern United States? Honoring a Confederate general is one thing, but having it on the same day as a legendary civil rights hero makes it pretty clear what message you're trying to send.
https://youtu.be/3N-ql-r_QEU
Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Well darn, I don't have anyone. So I guess A. I could just keep riding solo, or B. I could be isolationist
Think I'm gonna opt for the latter until I get more support
Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland
I'm entirely non-interventionist and generally isolationist, free trade and that's practically it. Just chill and fly man.
Nuremgard, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I have a monarchy in another region that would be willing to move here if it was given a place among this club.
protip: dont mix bleach and ammonia
The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
Due to a lot of changes and new mates here in the region in recent month I'd like to invite more people which fulfill the requirements to the Blue Bloods Club
Furthermore I'd like to invite [nation=short]Oelesa[/nation] since you became a dynastic monarchy. Also [nation=short]Baxten[/nation], I need your new monarch names since the Keizer passed away.
Thank you very much. :)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
If you've got a map spot, you can join.
Keizer Peter Beck. Thanks for keeping this Club up and running.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Looks like this is end of me invading royal colonies.
Goddamnit
Penguania And Antarctica
The nation is not here and does not have a map spot. I will move it here. Sadly someone else has the map spot I was eying.
Penguania And Antarctica
Which spot? I'm sure I can coer...I mean, um, convince them to move.
Penguania And Antarctica
27 - Iran.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
No problem. :)
Jaslandia, Percyton
Woof. Not a royalist, but I can think of a Commonwealth Governor who wouldn't mind being his Keizerin for a night...
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Baxten, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Oelesa would love to join the Blue Bloods Club.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona, Percyton
Same here. Although I must say I'm keen on my own Tsar and the male members of his family. :P
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Hear hear. There are some good genes in that family. They can come and stay at the Governor's Residence anytime.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
Goddamn royalists.
I'll start my OWN international political organization with blackjack and hookers!
And I'll call it, uh...
The Council of Sovereign States?
It's like BRICS, or like, the CIS.
Anyone's free to join.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Yukona
Thanks to having such a vast country and a savvy skill for diplomacy, inbreeding within the Imperial Family of Nuremgard has been minimal over the centuries. Hence the beauty and the consistent blond hair and fair skin (thanks to their Viking heritage.)
I am sure they would love to stay. Archduke Valerian would especially enjoy it around the men. ;)
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths
I'll add you tomorrow. :)
Jaslandia, Percyton
Oh...yea, CDC was prettty adamant on keeping that, even if it doesn't now have the most oil and all that.
I'll join if anyone else joins. It'd be awkward with just two dudes, y'know?
Also, I forgot to say a little while ago that I'd want the military factbook template that a few of you dudes have been using to be admitted into the CFN OOC RP
Oelesa
Eh. Whatevs. No need. Club or not, Farahan will always defend crowned heads from the commies.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12126364
Before I go causing geopolitical trouble -
I'M HOLDING PARLIAMENTARY VELECTIONS FOR RP !!!FUN!!! (yay for riots and revolutions and shiiiiiiiiiii)
AND YOU CAN INFLUENCE THE OUTCOME
Oelesa
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=grand_north_america/detail=factbook/id=755228
I forgot, here are the parties for reference.
Oelesa
Well saying I want the US and Canada to be one nation, I'll go vote for the Nationalist Party.
Grand North America, Oelesa
The parties that might support that are probably the Fascists, the Texan Republic Faction (if my country federalizes, that is) and mabye the GOP.
As Kumania would like to improve relations with its fellow states in the Americas, Kumania would like to join.
Dammit, should've voted for the not-fascist then. Which party is most popular?
Ooh, an American Union without the need for conquest? If y'all can unite the States and Provinces, I'll send some aid over to build your country to greatness.
Texan Liberal Party, which is actually libertarian.
It's only popular because it's been the ruling party for most of GNA's history.
Y'know what, I'll pass. Kumania's got a history of being trigger happy with nukes
Nukes aren't allowed in the CG, which affects the map
The United Providences Of Perland
He's still trigger happy. I know that's a lot coming from me, but once I'm done negotiating with Andy and Vista, I'm gonna just build up my nation through passive RPs
The United Providences Of Perland
Yeah, all those memories from the ESU are making me doubtful of how good of an idea it would be to let Kumania into anything.
I'd like to be trusting but, y'know
The radiation already damaged my nation like, twice.
Well then take him over. If y'all think he's that much of a threat, then it'd be a good idea to not have that threat.
I really want a United N. America because it's combat the Russian communism that's threating to the rest of Europe. If there was a nation who shared a sea border with them, the balance of power could be greatly in the favor of non-communist. (Yuk's in the ITF, so I guess that sea border part's been fulfilled, but we need a nation/union of states with lots of power to hold this area in case Unf invades)
The Governor I was thinking of is himself male. Royalists aren't popular in the Continental Commonwealth, but it not being an election year I'm sure the Governor can take the publicity should the Archduke come over for a stint. :P
Nuremgard
That...
is one way to deal with a situation.
Hey, you gotta build relations somehow. And a visit from a handsome, homosexual Archduke wouldn't be so bad. Him and a gay diplomat might work out a deal for both countries between the sheets. :P
Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Bax is incredibly concerned about an invasion that can't physically happen because I don't border Yurope
The United Providences Of Perland
Before I can go with my grand plan of restoring the old Commonwealth of North America (reannexing California, Nevada, Utah and Colorado) and then the rest of the former US
I need to
1) Federalize the Free States - thus restoring the title of the Commonwealth and granting more power to the government
2) Ensure that those in power support the Manifest Destiny movement
3) Build more relations with surrounding nations
Also CG starts later this week, lads.
Vista Major, The United Providences Of Perland
It's great, and you know it.
What if you invade Alaska, hm. You threaten the entire continent in spreading your harmful communist ideas to the masses
Well you can do it, and I can help. However, I can only help if you correctly answer this telegram I'm gonna send you.
Yay! By the way, me and Oel will be unifying our houses into one, awesome house that rules over all the (North) Germans.
Jaslandia
Wowzo
Yukona
Don't give the commie ideas!
Jaslandia, Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland
Oh no you're right! Quick, inform Yukona about the impending red menace coming his way.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Yukona
Countries United in National Trade...I can see the name in lights
Jaslandia, Andromitus
Alaska, I'm close to there :O I must protect my Socialist Republic from the commi-s
Nah he's not a monarchy, f*ck him :P
Jaslandia, Aldaur
I think you'll be fine lol
Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Speaking of polls, I have me own here. So conflicted right now, to be honest with you all
http://www.strawpoll.me/12126894
The United Providences Of Perland
But he's in the ITF, and his position is vital.
Or the International Trade Federation. The name shares so much, which means you should all join.
Just sayin...
Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
Fiiiiiine.
Aldaur
Try making a heatmap of the alliances, so I can keep track
Aldaur
*chopper blades whir in the distance* Anybody who runs is a communist. Anybody who stands still is a well trained communist, AINT WAR HELL *YEEHAW*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI0cMyyw_M
The United Providences Of Perland
I really should do that.
Aldaur, Vista Major
Pssh those were the old days. Kumania has a new leader. It's been through civil war. Now that the domestic issues have been solved, Queen Emily wants to open Kumania up to worthy nations. It was her father's policy to close Kumania up to all except a select few, and be quick to nuke or send starships after those who provoked us. But Emily is different. She wants unity and peace.
Nuremgard, Percyton
Da
Both my monarchies are non-imperial but both my republics are imperial. <<< Irony.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Good on her.
Wait is this not where I own Alaska? So when you meant red threat you mea- Oh no if that's me...then what abou- NOOOOOOO
Aldaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
Jaslandia
Anyway, I need time to sleep, so I'll deal with the election results and possible regime change / federalization tomorrow.
Don't forget to vote!
Jaslandia, Oelesa
I'd like to remind any potential Bolshevik threats that Yukona does not in any way shape or form care for your system but as soon as Red boots hit the land of the free the land of the free will hit back harder - Yukona is a proud member of the ITF
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa
Oelesa is a proud member of the ITF as well!
Aldaur, Yukona
*Pssst, pick me*
Aldaur
where might one be able to look at Political parties? such as the ITF?
Aldaur
These aren't political parties. These are RP alliances. If you go to my factbooks, you can find it under International.
Aldaur, Oelesa
You could probably claim spot 25: cradle of civilization right there :p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Yes. Kurdistan needs an owner; they're known for their egalitarianism, at least in military
Nuremgard, Yukona
Post self-deleted by Magnatronia.
Okay thanks
i feel like such a noob here.
Oelesa, Tserra
I...honestly can't really agree.
Like, Alabama and Arkansas have both celebrated it on that day since 1947 -Lee-Jackson day is different, but kinda happened for the same reasons- so I believe the situation isn't quite about sending a message so much as merging a Federal Holiday with other, ancillary, holidays so as to avoid cluttering calendars.
Besides, I believe the day is more made for celebrating the man's general behavior during the war and in life than for the CSA itself -though, admittedly, it is why he was famous- as most Virginians and southerners revered him for his seemingly perpetual portrait of a loyal and dutiful Christian who chose to support his birth state over what then seemed like a barely stable congregation of states, expressed no animosity in war and in defeat expressed only peaceful good will towards the USA.
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/robert-e-lee-birthday
To be quite clear, I don't support any of the actions or beliefs of the CSA or Lee -Excepting that The Union is meant to be perpetual- , but I still think that being so fervent about separating a holiday that honours a white man and a black man might be honestly as far from MLK's vision as possible...even if you are doing it for wholly understandable moral reason :P
Totally didn't vote solely for selling military wares to Vista Major, nope, not at all :D
Well Farahan is Middle Eastern so that'd be cool.
Aldaur
Also fits given that the Kurds are closely related to the Iranian peoples.
Nuremgard, Aldaur, Yukona
Really? Nice.
Aldaur
Ooh, I could make Farahan the nation of the Kurdish people! Well, more specifically the Yazidi people who speak Kurdish.
Aldaur, Yukona
On second thought, after reading about a custom of theirs (endogamy) I don't think I will do that. It's too exclusionary.
Aldaur
At least you don't have to handle Xeer: while mostly open, the Somali legal system can be a nightmare sometimes.
Aldaur
I dunno. Should I make Farahan a Yazidi nation? My nation is Persian and the Yazidi are a Persian people whose religion mixes elements of the three Abrahamic faiths plus Zoroastrianism. Or should I just keep it as the Most Noble Persian Kingdom right now?
Aldaur
You could easily say that the Persians of Persia left Persia to escape the fundamentalist (Cross and David's Star) who took over in a coup, and settled in the land of the Kurds, taking over the country soon after. Of course, you'd have to make sure CDC agreed with this history.
Aldaur
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Hey all, I figure it might be fun to hold an AMA, what do y'all think?
Hm. I may just keep with the Persian Kingdom for now.
Aldaur
The Confederacy is going through a literal Red Scare and the RP hasn't even begun yet
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Yukona
I know, it's so exciting
It's unfortunate that no one will have defeat in their history. No nation is perfect, and setbacks/defeats are normal. It's not just you, Nurem, it's mostly everyone.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa
Hmm. I changed my mind.
How about, the Most Noble Yazidi Kingdom? Or Most Peaceful Yazidi Kingdom?
Aldaur
Perfect. :)
I like the Most Noble Yazidi Kingdom more. Sounds better.
Nuremgard
I was just reading some more there. Farahan is currently a secular nation. This is perfect. I can make it a home for the Kurdish people who are ethnically and religiously diverse. They can all flock to the Most Noble Kingdom to settle there and be safe.
I like that. Would Farahan like to be resubmitted into the ITF?
What about we make a rule that we have to have 5 major defeats in our history and 10 small ones? Major defeats would be like a capital getting sacked or losong vast territories, and small defeats would be losing a city or province, maybe allowing a rebellion to suceed, etc.
I don't wanna make it mandatory, but I'll sure as hell shame the people who don't have any. In my history, I've lost many colonial rebellions and such, but it's history and it happens. Besides, it won't affect their current situation (but would help with geopolitics)
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Yes please.
I need a cool capital city name for the country. It's currently Tehran but that's in Iran which I cant be in so....hmm....
Jaslandia, Aldaur
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