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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Im glad i was able to make you laugh and thanks for the critizism, i will do my best to make sure of this in the future.
Andromitus
Oh dear god spam. Ok, look. Kal has made some good points from I can tell so thank you Kal. But here is a more, [I]appropriate[/I] reason I don't wish to engage in a war with Tserra is frankly, I don't want to go into a RP with out my consent (Kal made a good point about how it isn't always fun if an RP doesn't go your way). I don't mind, "Oh look, I tried my best with a semi-fair playing field and lost, damn." But not a, "Heh, you're basically gonna lose from the beginning anyway so just surrender now." The latter is bs. I'm not entering a RP with a 99% chance I'll lose, and it not only takes away the suspense from it, but it just isn't worth my time. And that fact that combined with random aggression from out of no where that Tserra has started, plus the fact that he's being a god damn arse about it makes me not want to RP with him. I thank you all for your input, I will not put any further input on this unless directly insulted, thank you.
I mean, I will say that he did so in response to some directed towards him.
How about this, we can all drop it and just talk of weapons.
I like that idea.
The United Providences Of Perland
Of course you would you cheeky Arms dealer.
The United Providences Of Perland
Yay, easy peasy, just left an IRL heated conversation and may have let lose there but we're all all right and happy
The United Providences Of Perland
Ditto.
>Cheeky
You wut?
I'm the dude giving you some Strike fighters, so I ain't exactly cheeky :P
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Lets just talk about weapons, or better yet, foreign relations! Cause God forbid another one of these fiascos.
The United Providences Of Perland
Nah, weaponry :P
Like the Lynx.
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http://iiwiki.com/wiki/F-35/86
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DIP Information
The DIP will be posted later than usual tomorrow. I usually prepare the DIP the evening before. But I was home quite late, it was a long day and I'm quite tired and not able to prepare the DIP for tomorrow. So I'll do it when I come home after university tomorrow.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience this may cause.
-Peng- 🐧
Holiday Herald
Jaslandia, Vista Major, The United Providences Of Perland
Perhaps we should render the conflict bull due to the massive amounts of godmodding, meta-gaming, technological impossibilities, and so much more.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
I'm gonna second that motion
Vista Major
Null* Autocorrect is just stupid sometimes
Jaslandia, Andromitus
I let people go around nude in my country and business subsidization increases.
What industry did I subsidize?!
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Tanning studios ? Naked swimming pools ? Fitness centers ? Cosmetic surgeons ?
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Continental Commonwealths
All good points. Alternative, I guess if my male citizens aren't careful while cooking, operating construction equipment, or standing at cross walks, it could be the wood chipping industry?
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
lol
The United Providences Of Perland
^
Me trying to read everything from last night till now
Jaslandia, Andromitus
I'll back it, too
I wake up to, and I'm not kidding, 52 posts and I just "Ugh'ed" myself right back to sleep
UUuuggghhhh
Vista Major
So I'm thinking of releasing my colonies to the map. Gran Colombia is already under Andromitus control, and I'll just release my African one. I want to take a step into the modern world, with the other civilized powers. Also, we took a ton of oil from Venuzuala, so we've gotten our uses. I urge others in the community to release their colonies, as well.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Continental Commonwealths, Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
The Continental Commonwealths applauds this move in favour of self-determination and also encourages other countries to release their colonies in favour of self-rule.
Even if the move does come from the Commonwealths' former imperial overlord. Ya wanker.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo
On a completely off topic note, do I have to be a citizen to maintain a claim on the Regional Map, and if so where do I set up a citizenship application, the forum page is locked
Vista Major
154 on my end
May colonialism die a painless death
For the sake of the natives
Andromitus
"This year"
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths
As a rule of thumb, yes
Latrovia does our citizenship
So should I just fill out the form and set that to him?
Vista Major
Yepz
This is a good time as any to mention that the nation of [nation=short]Daryan[/nation] is under Aldauri control. It will be hence forth known as the Aldauri Mandate of Daryan and it will soon be partitioned along ethnic lines. However, we will be looking for people nearby to sell some of the territory to the highest bidder. During the partition process, I will be reviewing any nation that wants to claim a part of Daryan's territory to ensure they are pro-Aldauri and are strong enough to maintain stability. Telegram me if you're interested.
Also, I'd like to sign a concordat with Bax that will hand the rest of his islands in the Pacific and Asia to me (the ones you're willing to give up, and the Panama Canal if you own it still).
Daryan
Hehe no, I currently control the Panama canal, and that reminds me, Baxten, my Imperial Founder, I'd like to gain control over those pacific Islands if you happen to be giving them up. [If at all possible I just submitted my C-Application]
The United Providences Of Perland
How is that? You're not even a citizen yet and it shows Bax owning it on the map. Also, if you claim the islands Bax owns that are quite close to my territory, I will just take it from you. Unlike Bax, Aldaur is a rising imperial power, and we are bent on controlling our realm: the pacific. If you are in one of the further islands in the pacific, then you must submit to Aldauri Pacific Trade Rules, in which you may not transfer armaments or troops. No security vessels are allowed in the Pacific except for ours, we will protect your vessels if you require it. You must pay tariffs on all goods to us if you are trading with another pacific nation, with the exception of those in North America, and you will not violate any of our nautical codes. The same goes with airspace. If you break any of these rules, we will destroy your vessels, blockade your ports and invade your nation. We take our rules very seriously.
The United Providences Of Perland, Daryan
Hm, fascinating:
"So I'm thinking of releasing my colonies to the map. Gran Colombia is already under Andromitus control, and I'll just release my African one. I want to take a step into the modern world, with the other civilized powers. Also, we took a ton of oil from Venuzuala, so we've gotten our uses. I urge others in the community to release their colonies, as well." - Baxten
Gran Colombia is going to be under my control soon, well, as much of it as he can give, Cuba isn't Baxten's. I cede my ideas of controlling the pacific islands however, I really wanted them for trade but it isn't worth the hastle. I already sent in a citizenship application. Bax owning it on the map is another thing, He sent me a telegram asking if I wanted it, on the condition that:
"The only requirement is that, in your history, you say that you were a colony of Baxten some time ago. Also, you must allow the ITF to access the Panama Canal, but that's just policy with both the Panama and Suez." -Baxten
So, yea [Andromitus] is a rising regional power, and we are bent on fastening our recognition by other powers. If you are in the Panama canal or our aquatic borders, then you must submit to both Andreallic and ITF trading and nautical rules, in which you may not transfer armaments or troops without direct permission. No security vessels are allowed in the canal or our sovereign waters except for ours or those given permission, we will protect your vessels if you require it however You must pay tariffs on all transport in and out of the canal and to us if you are trading, and you must accept any of our nautical codes. The same goes with airspace and land transport through our borders or protected territory. We take our rules very seriously, thank you - Andreallic Security Outpost
Aldaur
[nation=short]Andromitus[/nation], I guess I glazed over that part in his quote. Very well. If you're in the ITF, you may use the Pacific with little Aldauri interference. I was not made aware you were admitted into the Alliance. Also, my warships will go right through your canal so I can aid our other members during war time. We will bring weapons through your canal and we will not pay tariffs. The difference between you and I is that I is our level of power. The only reason I spare you of your mocking behavior is because your in the same Alliance.
Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
You know, I legitimately did not know Perl was in the ITF. Practically all of today could have been avoided, if I had just been made aware of that fact.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Vista Major, The United Providences Of Perland
I guess we both should read a little more into who we're contacting 🙃
Aldaur
No. It's going to Ald. But I can attest to everything else you've said.
Aldaur
http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=2921407
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Tserra, The United Providences Of Perland
"Embarrassed by the bad press, your government is considering ending its practice of flogging criminals."
I didn't even realize I had started flogging in the first place. Well, at least now I can ban it.
Ludania, Aldaur, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Lol
It's those hillbillies in your nation lol
Jaslandia
Did you hear that, fellow Heads of State?! "Didn't even know he started flogging".
Tut tut, Jas. This is why you're getting bad press.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Apparently Jaslandia has some really sneaky bureaucrats or MPs, who just slip in little stuff like this without any warning. I wouldn't be surprised if I accidentally legalized slavery this way.
Of course, it could also be that NS logic can be screwy sometimes, and NS will legalize or illegalize certain things without telling you. I imagine Nurem can attest to this.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
When your team has six trophies, contact me.
To all ITF members:
We are holding a vote to induct Perland, Libertara, and Andromitus to the ITF. The voting is private, and the results won't be revealed until every member is accounted for or 4 days, whatever comes first. Hopefully we can get an RP ready, making it all relevant.
Aldaur, Vista Major
News from the Kingdom of Au Minbo brought to you by The Zelina Public Radio.
Queen Victoria II was admitted to Saint Edvard Memorial Hospital today after suffering a minor circulatory problem of the head. This admission has led many people to question the future of the Monarchy as Queen Victoria and her Royal Council has not indicated who the heir presumptive is after her son, Crown Prince Jakob, died 12 years ago. Queen Victoria has no living children or grandchildren, no living siblings or aunts and uncles. Prime Minister Alexandre Hubik made a statement today on the future of the Monarchy on behalf of the Queen stating that should no heir be named before her death, a referendum will be held on whether or not to abolish the Monarchy.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
A royal plague is spreading
Aldaur
?
Who else has royals? You, Nurem, Tse.
Y'all should really be careful. Who knows what diseases will visit the palaces.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Aldaur, Vista Major
Looks like the Ludanian royals will be entering quarantine during the holiday season.
Penguania And Antarctica
I love it when I go on youtube to listen to music then discover music from like, 3 years ago I had loved when it came out then forgot about. Omg...
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
Yas
Best believe that we'll be on the case
We place our support behind Marie Montclair to become the next Queen should the referendum not pass.
Just rediscovered Bulletproof by La Roux. Literally have not heard it since it was released back in 2009.
Ludania, Vista Major
It's on my latest playlist. So good
Err.. While I am sure Marie Montclair appreciates this, it would be unlikely she would be chosen if the Monarchy is kept as she comes from lesser noble blood.
Aldaur
I have royals. I guess I should be careful, just in case.
Au Minbo, Aldaur, Vista Major
Perhaps you could have a Beck come to the throne. This will draw us closer together.
If the Monarchy is kept, it will more likely than not be granted to a Turinian, as northern Au Minbo is full of them and some of their families are the closest ones to the current Royal Family. But who knows what can happen.
Perhaps we should reword our support. Montclair will be the next monarch of Au Minbo. Her lesser blood will become far greater. She will have a mandate from God.
Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica
Also, if no heir is appointed to the Au Minbo throne, and the people of Au Minbo decide to keep the monarchy, perhaps you should do what Greece and Sweden did when their dynasties died out: have the parliament or the people elect a new monarch from among the other noble and royal family of the world? If that happens, Jaslandia may offer a candidate for the throne.
Ludania, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Yes. Also Peng. Everyone needs to be careful.
Speaking of royals, I'll need to plan a new royal wedding. I'll wait for the Minboan Succession so my options are more open. We can unite our realms to one!
Or just our houses. That could work too
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
That is what I am planning if that is the case atm.
Ludania, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
We still support Montclair as the monarch. Someone close to the people and of Au Minbo ethnicity must sit on the throne.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo
Since I'm a royal, should I be worried about this plague? Or will I not be impacted because I'm an elected royal? And what about engines like Gordon, James, and Emily, who used to be royals? Will the plague still get them? I'm getting scared...
Also, Thomas wanted me to announce that Percyton is not planning to offer a candidate for a potential Minboan monarch election. We don't think a Percytonian candidate, whether engine or human, would have much of a chance, and considering our small size and weak power, I don't think we have anyone who is truly qualified to run a large and powerful nation like Au Minbo. However, Percyton will support Au Minbo whatever it decides to do, and supports the right of Minboan people to determine their own destiny.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Ah yes, one of those *slight* circulatory problems affecting the *head*
In all seriousness though, we of the Commonwealths are praying for her. She's just so damn cute. And, you know, presumably fair, just, etc.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I don't think any of us were expecting you to offer a candidate, but we appreciate the clarification.
Also, don't worry about the plague too much: engines can go through a lot of stuff, and while you could get sick for a while, I don't think you have to worry about much more than that.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Do you get the reference? If you do I love you. If not, its ok.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
I do
Jaslandia, Percyton
You know, im so tired im incapable of giving a f@ck rite now.
I sent mine 2 days ago or less and didnt get a tele back.
I'll telegram Lat. He has been a bit busy with personal stuff
How much power does your royal family have?
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Thx
The nation is a constitutional monarchy akin to Belgium or the Netherlands. The Monarch has both ceremonial duties and a substantial role in the executive and legislative branches.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur
then stop commenting on internet messageboards and go to sleep
*gasp* Why would anyone do such a thing?!
Aldaur, The Wyrenian Republic
Why? He has already been telegrammed. Unless he will only do his job and respond to telegrams from constituents unless a more senior member of the region reminds him to? Because thats very bad govt
Nuremgard's monarchy is also constitutional and while the Tsar is head of state, the Armed Forces etc. his role is entirely ceremonial. He used to have reserve powers but not any more. He is a figurehead.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Is there a wobble head figure of the Tsar ?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur
Most likely. The Norsk love monarchy merchandise. It's a big business.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Nice. Penguania has a lot of penguin merchandise. The people love it.
Ludania, Nuremgard
it's currently 830 AM in my timezone.
so? if you have time to complain to internet strangers about how tired you are, you have time to take a nap
that was 8 hours ago at mid night... and i'm at school rite now.
The bottom line is that only a brat responds to general comments , directed to the entire population, with statements like "I'm too tired to care". If you're too tired to care, why aren't you too tired to post? Ass.
and my question is why are you responding to it?
So you can learn from your snotty mistakes, and the RMB will be a nicer place for all
With all due respect, it seems you are the individual currently making the RMB a less than nice place. Cool down.
Aldaur, The Wyrenian Republic
no need to thank me! we all need to do our part to police the RMB and keep the young'uns in line
yet I have a higher population, and therefore have been here longer.
Yet you talk like such a punk
Aldaur
Out of everyone talking, it seems as if you, my hotheaded friend, are the angriest. You're the only one name calling and getting angry at random people on the internet. If anything, think of it this way:
If your entire argument can be switched around to this:
"The bottom line is that only a brat responds to general comments, directed to an unknown person on the internet, with statements like "So you can learn from your snotty mistakes, and make the RMB a nicer place for all" or "why aren't you too tired to post? ass."
And it still works, than your the only ass on the RMB, and I can understand that you might have been angry IRL and accidentally taken it out on the RMB [I have made the same mistake, sorry Cross and Davids Star] but your continued offensive makes me think otherwise. Your not making the RMB a nicer place, your making it an angrier one that nobody want's to be around. I'm all for criticism, but not harsh offensives and infighting.
If you wan't to be angry and criticize members of the CFN RMB, than be prepared to have the same sh**y treatment directed towards yourself
Aldaur
something wrong with the way I speak?
Tldr
Omg yes that's my whole point.
then fix it.
Did you just get here? That's what I'm trying to do.
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