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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Merry Christmas!
Frohe Weihnachten! =D
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Embarassing, but the Speaker account seems to have CTE'd without my noticing. My apologies. It's restored now.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
What was your favorite thing about this past decade (2010-2019)?
Lavan Tiri
I can't escape the feeling that something isn't right....
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Oh?
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
I've been uneasy since I woke up this morning. Still have a few hours left at work.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope the time flies by.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko
Just got home. Turns out that unsettling feeling was a family prank. Much laughing and cursing ensued. All is well.
Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Ok good, for a second i thought you found out about operation apocalypse, that would have been a bit worrying to say at least.
Have a nice day :] (good night actually for me :p )
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Operation: Apocalypse? I don't need the KGB or my Intelligence Agency to tell me that it's another "world domination" scheme. -chuckles- Well.... While it's not official yet... I may turn Russia over to a successor. It turns out that one of our scout ships found a planet in a different galaxy populated with Equestrians like us. We are.... thinking of.... Well.... Moving out of Earth. Kinda weighing the time spent here with what the future might bring. ....... It could also be my insomnia making me think to much, but who knows?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Not really a scheme since its a detailed plan for when we launch the invasion of the entire planet and officially start world war 3. Now it seems we will be able to skip a few steps and the red dragon won't be as much of a problem as we expected. If you do move out remember to tell the new "Equ's" about us, just so they don't bother interacting with Earth in the future. I don't need to deal with another "space horse" race in my galactic ambitions when Earth earth falls. And our reputation should hopefully be enough to scare off anyone with some form of intelligence off of Earth, i mean seriously considering my empire i am kinda surprised that humanity has yet to attempt to escape into space just to avoid me.
(operation apocalypse in its shortened version is available to all in our archives, meaning factbook)
Good luck also getting along with other equ's, while you may be friendly enough since you are after all former humans these Xeno's might not be so friendly, so be careful when interacting with them.
If they are backwards technologically (no nukes or space tech) bomb the hell out of them and take them over in the name of peace.
Good luck on your long journey Bolshevik comrades. - Khan of Iberian Empire
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri
By accepting cannibalism as a legal thing our pizza industry increased..... ok i might never eat pizza ever again. (IC not OOC of course :] )
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
limited edition poll
Bearlong, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I am boycotting this poll for the exclusion of Ladz. This is a democratic deficit that MUST be rectified.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Happy New Year! :)
Frohes neues Jahr!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Happy New year!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Merry late Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone! May your 2020 be filled with happiness and good things!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to a great 2020!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova
Happy new year, ya cuties.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
That party was.... unhinged. Heh. Happy New Year all
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
New poll up now.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, The British Islands Confederacy
In honour of its part-Russian history the United Penguanian Armed Forces hereby declares:
I. The following Russian marches are from now on part of the repertoire of the military bands of the United Penguanian Armed Forces:
a) Гвардейский Встречный Марш Военно-Морского Флота ("Navy Guard Slow March" long version) adopted as "Grand Parade March of the Federal Penguanian Navy"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNCwicw2g0k]
b) Гвардейский Встречный Марш Военно-Морского Флота 2 ("Navy Guard Slow March" short version) adopted as "Russian Naval Parade March"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2DRggmHbA]
c) Встречный Марш для выноса Боевого Знамени ("Slow March for the trooping of the War Flag") adopted as "Colour Presentation March for Cavalry and Quick Infantry"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLhT_fm4rY]
II. This order takes effect immediately and remains in force until further notice.
Signed
General Holm Söderberg
Inspector General of the United Penguanian Armed Forces
Oberst Roman Schultze
General Director of the Musicial Branch of the Joint Support Services of the United Penguanian Armed Forces
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova
Again with the WA slashing Military spending? AUGH!
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Vote ya cuties.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Fascinating that a pacifist hates what WA is trying to do :p (IC i mean not sure about your views OOC)
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm just not happy that the WA is doing this is all. Took two IRL years to get my military back to strength.... And I don't want to see that progress lost just cause the WA shoves a bill in my face.
I'm not truely pacifist. I just choose my wars carefully.
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Got a new and exciting poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Do You Approve of the Move by the United States to Kill Iranian General Qasem Soleimani?
Lavan Tiri
Got that issue about some small country that not only shares your nations name, but also your leaders name. I uh.... Decided to go invade it. The International Community can't really say much, for its a "civil war" between Communist Equestrians and (from what we found out) Imperialist Humans. -drums fingers on desk- Also.... We almost have the capitol cleaned up from the Z-War. ^^;
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
1 day left on the poll! Even if youre not interested, vote anyway!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica
Because that's how democracy starts in the first place. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
still no clue what happened to my statue, are you stealing it for your space adventure? :p
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Your statue? ...... OH! Nah. That will stay IF we go. It's due to be put back in the Red Square tomorrow.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I got an issue on sexual assault and harassment in politics, and the guy in the newspaper picture looks suspiciously similar to Joe Biden. NS, are you trying to say something?
https://i.imgur.com/52noxA9.png
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy
The Issue
In recent weeks, a neighbouring nation in The Confederacy of Free Nations released a controversial and gory movie about Spanelsko, entitled The Baker Of Spanelsko. The movie, which follows the horrifying journey of a hapless ex-baker into the criminal underworld of Askana, seems to imply that Spanelsko is a dystopian hellhole filled with violent crime. Unsurprisingly your citizenry is offended.
Somehow i think that Ruskov has his hands in this.......
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
I mean, Russkov or not, is the movie really wrong? lol
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Yeah, no. I've seen this "movie". Definitely not Equestrian made.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I mean we are a Dystopia its even in our name, however hell hole? That's why i draw the line, and yes that "line" means invasion. Cause we are a glorious heavenly Dystopia! :]
Seemed like an obvious propaganda a mare/equ would do, guess i was wrong this time. Seems like we won't have any "tour de Moscow" this year for our tanks.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
With his typically bullish approach to diplomacy, the Premier of East Lebatuck announced today that he has a titanic intellect beyond compare, and that The Great Supreme Lord Khan has a walnut-sized brain, much like a stegosaurus. He has issued a formal challenge to a public game of chess between heads of state, so he can demonstrate inherent Lebatuckese superiority.
The funny thing is that right under this issue i have the issue called "Nuke before you Leap"
I mean no offence to this commie, however he has to be braindead if he thinks i let anyone publicly insult me and not nuke them within seconds to oblivion. However feel free to insult me, Jasla Soviet Penguin etc. i dont mind being insulted by friends :]
And dont worry, i only nuke enemies not friends :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln3mi0vfJU
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Well.... With us... We won't start pushing out propaganda until roughly the month *BEFORE* we decide to go to war. ^^;
And East Lebatuck? Yeah.... They aren't on our friends list either, despite being communist, so.... Far as the International Community is concerned? They aren't protected. Nuke away.
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
[spoiler=Poll advertisement]New Poll![/spoiler]
Let me know if you do not want notifications for polls from IDA.
Not sure if any of you remember IDA which has fallen into inactivity, but I'm trying to get it going again.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Our current borders are not sufficient; the Spanelskoan people need their lebensraum! fumes General Berlusconi, as he gets right in your face, forcing you to rock back in your chair. Lets mobilise our armed forces and start claiming new domains. Then, we can repopulate these lands with our own good people. Lets start with Ausonia; their army couldnt outflank a sleeping horse. No doubt, they will thank us for it in the end!
The Issue
A Spanelskoan tourist was killed on an island inhabited by an uncontacted, neolithic tribe known as the Maxeliese. The victims family is demanding justice, but the matter is further complicated by the fact that the tribes island is considered Wezeltonian territory.
The Talking Point
The might of the entire Spanelskoan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
The Talking Point
Military spending is on the increase.
The Issue
An intelligence team, the Agents Undercover to Neutralize Troublemakers, has pinpointed the headquarters of notorious crime boss Sal Bone. Unfortunately, it is concealed within a local orphanage, of which Mr. Bone is a sponsor. Lacking only a smoking gun, AUNT has come to your office with a delicate request.
AUNT would like to launch a mole operation inside the orphanage, buzzes Special Agent Zelda O'Leary, radioing in from an undisclosed location. One problem: none of the team is young enough to pull off an effective inside job. Weve been kicking around the idea of recruiting and training a few kids maybe orphans themselves to act as our eyes and ears. Already got a circus kid named Grayson as a potential candidate. Theres a lot of covert situations where juvenile agents could be useful. If this mission goes well, we could even expand their role into a full-time intelligence division.
What are these fools waiting for? bellows Colonel Colbert, furiously switching off the communication channel. A 90% certainty is good enough for me. The best thing to do is to stop messing about, and authorize SWAT teams to kick down doors, blast holes in walls, and raid the orphanage, ASAP. Perhaps if we had a little more efficiency, we could cut AUNTs departmental budget, and channel it into funding actual combat-ready military counter-terrorism units.
The Talking Point
The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=479820&p=36627394#p36627394
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Probably one of the last updates on Spanelsko and its progress, we our proud to announce our defeat of Ruskov Soviet in the field of scientific advancement! With us now holding the 3rd position in the Confederacy we are ready to announce the world war 3.
Which will begin on the 23th of December 2022, glory to the Iberian Regime! :]
-Nationalist News Network of the Iberian Khanate
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
This region needs necromancy.
I shall provide.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
The Issue
The large, militaristic nation of Dàguó is currently in a dispute with the breakaway province of New Dàguó. As nations around the world begin to take sides, opposing ambassadors have arrived in your office to seek your support.
For these past 5 days i always get war issues, be it internal insurgents, separatists, terrorists, other nations like black acre trying to kill me, the commie nation insulting me, and now finally even daguo has came to annoy me.
Guess its time to do some "summer clean up" *proceeds to punch the red nuclear launch button*
maybe now i get issues focusing on my nation and its people -Khan
Russkov Soviet
At least your getting options to build your Military up. I haven't had anything for awhile now..... If anything I'm getting weaker and considering changing my nation to something more peaceful. -cringes-
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Ironically enough my great army is more then enough to fight anyone in the confederacy and win in 1v2-3 scenario, yet i keep getting denied the ability to make the life for our people better....
also you and peaceful? Did you hit your head comrade coltsov? or Alexei? I forgot your name sorry, waging war with 10 nations at once kinda got my info mixed up....
Also peace with humanity was never an option, if you weaken your army you will just be a province of someone else, like those Christians in TCaDS or the dystopian democracy known as.... Nurem.
In other words = Pacifism = Weakness, cowardice etc.
Jingoism= Superior Militarism = True Strength and heroism.
- Khan
OOC i actually did forget the name of your current character, sorry for that :p
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I must have hit my head on something. -rubs temples-
And no worries. vvvv
Former Leader: Aleksi Coltsov
Current Leader: Josef Reznov
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The Talking Point
Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
Reclassification
Spanelsko's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Outlawed.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
The Talking Point
Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Correct procedure. :D
Jaslandia, Spanelsko
The Talking Point
Children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
Reclassification
Spanelsko's Civil Rights rose from Some to Below Average.
New Policies
Human Sacrifice
Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.
WTF?!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
As you stoop to pin a Violet Heart on the chest of a wheelchair-bound war veteran, he tugs the leash of his ex-army attack tiger, and demands your attention.
The Debate
Its about time we recognised the sacrifice animals have made for Spanelsko, he grumbles. Why, Lassie here took out six insurgents by herself, disarmed a nuclear device, and entertained the troops with cartwheels and backflips. She deserves a medal and medical care as much as any of us!
A tiger disarmed a nuclear device.... what the hell did my science division do while i was away????
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I literally just got that issue myself. Not sure what I'll pick yet. (Violet Heart? Never heard of that medal. Must be a foreign one.)
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The Talking Point
Water fights now end with thousands dead.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
True Equality -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Hello i wanna apply for citizenship
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello and welcome. My name is Peng.
We are curently undergoing a bit of a change in regional politics and suffering from inactivity. But nevertheless we are glad to have you with us.
Make yourself at home and enjoy your stay. :D
Wasatia
When this change will be complete?
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh dear.... I seem to have answered an issue too quickly. Feudalism has returned to my country. I'll have to adjust things once I get home.
LONG LIVE THE KING! .... I guess?
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Technically you can have feudalism without a king. So long as you have a nobility, it works. E.g. independent Tibet.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Back to the Tsar then. xD
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I honestly don't know. There was an exchange via telegrams about 4 weeks ago. But that came to a sudden halt for no obvious reason. I'm sorry if that answer doesn't satisfy you. :(
You can also have a kingdom without having a king, look at Hungary from 1920-1946 for example.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Apparently I can't use Tsar, His Excellency, His Majesty, and six other things because they contain "Illegal characters". GDI NS.
I'll bring back Aleksi Coltsov and launch a bloody Communist Crusade if I have to....
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Huh. You learn something new everyday. :)
Penguania And Antarctica
As the streets echo with cheering citizens and Highland pipes, the crimson banner of the Communist Union is lowered from its perch atop the Kremlin. Minutes later, another gold and crimson banner is hoisted to the top. A Tsar now sits on the Equestrian throne, but the Communist Party still reigns supreme. A Union thought impossible, but now exists.
(New flag. New banners to come.)
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The Issue
Public health officials across Spanelsko are demanding a restriction on bushmeat consumption, asserting that handling and eating bushmeat can transfer new and deadly diseases from animals to humans. These officials cite VODAIS, ebola and coronavirus as examples of diseases that were originally contracted by humans after eating bushmeat. You have arrived in the jungles of southern
Spanelsko to assess the nations bushmeat market.
Let them eat ape! declares military strategist Mary Antwunnet. This place is a breeding ground for new deadly diseases. Under the guise of altruism, we could set up a center here to monitor and research new viruses. We could pretend to be helping the villagers while secretly weaponizing our findings. Well be at the top of the worlds food chain when were done.
The Talking Point
The military is plagued with unethical researchers.
Long live Umbrella! (Resident Eval reference)
(eval being eval cause i dont want to get a random cease and desist email from the company that made it :p )
Russkov Soviet
I remember Hu Long and his famous "every man a king" is your version then every man a serf? :p
Not gonna lie this reminds me of the dissel punk game who's name i forgot, where indeed Tsarist Russia is communist monarchy. Iron harvest i think it was called?
Russkov Soviet
Interesting perspective... I'll have to think on it. And yes, I think that is the game.
Spanelsko
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Do you believe the US Senate was Fair and Objective in the Impeachment Trial?
After all these years, it warms my heart that the CFN is still alive, our members are still united, and the teapot is even the centerpiece of our flag. I mean after all tea time is deeply-rooted in our culture! Going allll the way back to 2013 when we began in the NGA. So, so glad to see you all.
Russkov Soviet, The Russian Federations, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Welcome back :)
Russkov Soviet, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Mercunova, Percyton
Welcome back! We're still dusting and cleaning your residence, so head over to the hotel. We reserved a nice penthouse for you. ^^;
The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hopefully with lots of black tea and milk ^-^ hah
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Silver! Great to see you back.
The Silver Bloods, The Russian Federations, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Great to see you too, Jas!
The Russian Federations, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
oh it's that one guy
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Russian Federations, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Hello. Long time, no see.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Welcome back bud!
Nuremgard, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia
We're the drink's, i need a drink. 😄
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
'Ave ye forgotten the literal room filled with thousands of bottles next to yer office?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
*do not enter, one man party sign* 😛🥃🍾
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
If i have my WA elsewhere, is it still possible to list that to have citizenship, or is that not in law anymore?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Welcome back to both of you! Good to see you again!
To be honest, legal citizenship isn't as big of a deal now, and the government is in a bit of a flux right now, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. You can list your WA nation if you want, but honestly you probably don't need citizenship at all at the moment.
Russkov Soviet, The Russian Federations, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia
Hey guys
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Do we even have a government? Last update i ever saw from it was probably half a year ago XD
Unless stuff is going on, on discord. As it has been rather long time since i checked it.
Hello and welcome back to the region whoever you guys are! :]
Russkov Soviet, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia
Well well well. It is good to be back. It is the People's Liberation Republic btw.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Good to see you again. ^^;
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, A Union Of Sovereign Socialist Republics
As always old friend
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
- Upon being notified of Vladimir Putin being alive, the Motherland breaks out in celebration. For several hours, the nation is at a standstill while parades and parties are held nationwide.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
So what's the RP like here?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Honestly? I have no idea. I do most of mine on the RMB cause I'm busy at work.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Three hura's to illegal immigration 🇷🇺🤪
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The only current RP at the moment is a Medieval RP on the offsite forum. We tried others in the past, but they didn't really get off the ground.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello Everyone! I am super excited to be here. This is actually the puppet account of Aglonia. Aglonia was a member of the original Commonwealth of Free Nations when he used The Time Alliance account.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
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Written by Refuge Isle.