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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Alright man let's not get too hasty calm down!
Nuremgard
Them gays are the worst. I should know.
Axeldonia, Yukona
It wouldnt legitimize them at all. Thats like saying we currently legitimize the far left because we allow them to speak freely. Theres nothing that can be done aside from allowing them to speak their nonsense and just hope people dont buy into it
Religious debates? On my CFN?
[spoiler]The militancy of edgy teenagers increases by 0.15[/spoiler]
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States
But we cant take that chance. We let people buy it in the 1930s and that caused a genocide.
Good thing I'm not a teenager.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
https://youtu.be/SjbPi00k_ME?t=12s
Penguania And Antarctica, Nuova Constidor
We're all moody teens here, even if our ages say otherwise.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Confederal States
True.
Come on though. You cant really criticise anyone else for being an edge lord, considering the kind of stuff you used to post on here ages ago.
Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAzPnT-5-s
I never said that I was better than the crowd.
We're all arseholes together. Some more than others.
Nuova Constidor
And doing otherwise means we become no better than them.
They employed violence against social and political minorities, and youre arguing we do the same as them, just to different people this time around. How does that fix things?
This whole weve got to punch Nazis to save democracy schtick that is going around (from what Ive seen, the biggest perpetuators of this schtick are butthurt Clintonites, which is topkek btw) is incredibly short sighted.
The Empire Of Handland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVJC0LJTYZc
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
I never claimed it would fix it. And I agree it is short-sighted. But it sure as hell gives me a nice dose of schadenfreude when I see neo-Nazi wankers dealt with violently. It's funny because they're always the first ones to shriek about victimhood and "ma free speech!"
I forgot about this song. I love it. Thank you for reminding me it exists.
Jaslandia
Ye, thats actually pretty funny. My grandma is a big Trump supporter, and she was trying to say months ago that she supported free speech but meanwhile wanted the President to crack down on the anti-Nazi protests.
Nuremgard
Exactly. If they can be hypocrites, so can we.
Put them up against a wall and shoot them. See how much they like Nazism then.
Clarification: This post was said in jest. I do not support shooting people for their political opinions.
You know, just saying, in case any self-righteous mods decide to descend.
World peace has been achieved trough my reminder of that video's existence. Amen.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Percyton
This video needs to be sent to every politician and every voter.
Nah, that just makes things worse. Besides, I dont want a charge of assault or murder on my record.
Letting them speak makes people think it's okay to hold such views. And when they think it's okay, they are openly hateful to others. It just creates a really nasty society.
https://youtu.be/-h5WrWncDZw?t=5m18s
Nuremgard
Filthy frank? How edgey
Jaslandia, Nuova Constidor
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Edgey
Well, I think I've found my spirituality guys. I'm a Quaker.
The Empire Of Handland, Confederal States
Are you being serious or is this a joke?
Yukona
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/Quaker_Oats_logo_2017.png/220px-Quaker_Oats_logo_2017.png
Everything alright, Peng?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
... No. It's not a joke. I'm a Quaker.
I don't see how'd that be a joke...
Kalaron, Confederal States
Post self-deleted by Confederal States.
I myself have been looking into Quakerism recently.
Described as "natural capitalists" by the BBC journalist Peter Jackson, some Quakers founded banks and financial institutions....
>inb4 Quaker conspiracy theories start
Jaslandia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lex_caledonia/detail=factbook/id=894119
Penultimate Medieval RP Factbook Update.
Camelon during the Formation War:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfw8Es44Kgk
Lexidus after the Formation War:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4EdHTqLhQ
Axeldonia
You finished your factbook in one update? Nerd.
Lex Caledonia
Also, "Blackhand clans" eh?
Lex Caledonia
Penultimate meaning ALMOST, a messed up body clock helps the process substantially too :L
Axeldonia
Listening to Scottish people play COD is hilarious. Especially when they start insulting English players. The English never have any other patter other than "ha, you're a Scottish c*nt." :P
The Empire Of Handland
Yup, figured these clans would have known Titenfisca's former rulers and been sympathetic to their cause :P
Axeldonia
Dang humans. Can't be trusted I tell ya.
Lex Caledonia
Hey Lexidus wiped the squidhaters out and exiled the survivors. You're welcome ;)
Axeldonia
Bit quieter than usual
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Percyton
Maybe, but it doesn't feel like it. As I've said before, the region usually gets quiet around this time due to the time zones our members are in.
Percyton
I had to write an essay.
Jaslandia, Percyton
I suppose so. I would stay and chat to liven things up, but I just finished my mail run, so now I have to get some sleep. Goodnight, everyone!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I have to make a speech outline and produce three pages for an argument essay by 11:50 AM
Jaslandia, Percyton
Goodnight, Percy!
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello, everyone! Percy here with some important announcements! By now, I'm sure many of you have heard about the upcoming zombie event. Percyton has been planning for such an incident, and I'm here to present the plans and contingencies we've come up with.
[spoiler=Zombie announcements]First, Sodor Railways will likely have to cancel night trains like the Mail Train and the Flying Kipper during the zombie outbreak, although we will have emergency passenger services during the evening for those who need to get around the Island safely (which I'll go into later). Despite this, we will do our best to keep Sodor's Halloween events (the Murder Mystery Dinner Train, Trick-or-Treating on the Tracks, and the Haunted Branch Line) running as normal during the zombie event: Not only does Edward say this would project calm, but I think it would be unfair to cancel Sodor's Halloween events on Halloween night. However, if the zombie outbreak gets bad enough that there's a clear risk to the passengers, then we'll have to cancel or cut short the events that night.
In terms of government, I have signed a decree creating the Committee on Zombie Prevention and Cure, with my Science and Technology Minister Rosie as Chair, and my Defense Minister Neville as Vice-Chair. Though Percyton's focus will be curing, the Committee will include representatives from every sector to ensure all options are heard. The committee will have its headquarters at the secure Special Operations Facility near Vicarstown. This committee will be empowered to research and develop all zombie cures, along with some additional emergency powers.
Me and my government will still be running things from Tidmouth Sheds, and we will try to do so for as long as possible. But if something happens to me and my government, communication is lost between Tidmouth Sheds and the Vicarstown facility, or the number of zombies reaches a certain point, then my decree automcatically gives Rosie and the Committee for Zombie Prevention and Cure complete governmental powers for the duration of the zombie outbreak. Rosie and her committee will have complete power to handle the zombie crisis, and she will become de facto leader of Percyton once power is transferred. All concerns and communications should be addressed to Rosie once power is officially transferred.
Finally, my government will try to evacuate as many foreign visitors and tourists as we can, but if there any remainding foreign visitors once the zombie event begins, then we will offer them free transportation and lodgings in or near the Vicarstown facility, where we can ensure their safety. Any foreign dignitaries or ambassadors who need to speak to the Percytonian government in-person should come to the Vicarstown facility. For people who need to be transported to and from the Vicarstown facility, BoCo, Hiro, and Gargarin will be providing transportation for this purpose, and we encourage everyone who is not in a safe place to take advantage of this. The buses Bertie and Algy will also be providing emergency transportation during the zombie outbreak, but this service be short-distance and used only to complement the rail services, as we feel the rails will be safer than the roads when the zombies are out.
As always, Percyton will keep in contact with the outside world through the regional RMB, and should anything happen, you will hear about on the RMB. We wish you all the best during the zombie outbreak, and stay safe out there![/spoiler]
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Sounds like a good plan. Good luck, Percy! Stay safe!
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
HAIL ZOMBIE CHRIST! WE AND THE GOD WILL KILL YOU ALL HERETICS!
Glory to the Horde!
Penguania And Antarctica
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32782414#p32782414
News update regarding the Zombie threat
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
I am starting to think that i will be the only nation that actually helps the dead, well in that case, DEUS VULT!
You mean
'SATANAS VULT!' / 'DIABOLUS VULT!'
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Spanelsko
Question should i appoint a head of the Fuhrmanian national satanic church
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Satanic or christian zombies doesnt matter, what matters is a pure Apocalypse.
Penguania And Antarctica
Alright, guess I'll officially declare war on you then. Prepare to be exterminated :P
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
But we will already be killed by ourselves so its impossible for you to exterminate us :p
1 H until Iberian Horde starts.
Loads AKM
Spanelsko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly7Laj8Yp6w
Ns right now
Good luck living thing, it will take time but we will slaughter our way to Axeldonia through Europe.
Im trying to get TEL to embrace the zombies and spread the love and happiness, actually. Regardless if they go along or not, I plan on having my puppets embracing them.
Spanelsko
Good luck Horde brother, for the undead!
I do reccomend we close our borders
Jaslandia, Percyton
Incoming Bullshit Z-Day speech,
Courtesy of Yours Truly.
Ladies. Gentlemen.
We have less than an hour until the zombie apocalypse begins.
For most nations, that is no time at all.
We are not most nations.
We are the Nations of the CFN!
To everyone seeing this, everyone here, know this:
We have been through this many a times before.
We have the resources, and the will, to make these hours count!
The clock is ticking, my friends.
I will see all of you in hell.
I hope you enjoyed the speech. Good luck during Z-Day...
...and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
What up
Aldwood, Percyton, Spanelsko
now that i think about it, this will be an interesting combination, fascist christian zombies charging humans while screaming ZOMBIE VULT! now that is something i want to see made as a film.
Soon the Eternal Crusade for Jerusalem shall begin.
Penguania And Antarctica, Fuhrmania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU
Focus on the Cure
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Whelp, it's on. Happy hunting.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Oh good.... Zombies.
Whelp... Soldiers of the Equestrian Empire... Operation 'Z' has begun. It was an honor to serve you. (*grabs national banner in one hand, AKM in other*) FOR THE MOTHERLAND! UUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Fuhrmania, Spanelsko
Monster.......
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
*preparing a nuke to exterminate all zombies*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Nuking the zombies is the best thing to do
Jaslandia
I've done this the last 4 years, so.... yeah. Tradition.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Fuhrmania, Percyton, Spanelsko
I know but what did the innocent zombies ever done to you? its not like they want to eat you or anything.........
Russkov Soviet
Well, time to embrace the zombie hoard my brethren.
Fuhrmania, Spanelsko
No its time to nuke them
Jaslandia
You'll be the first to go then
Spanelsko
You mean nuke humans right? so there can be more mutated zombies.
I mean nuke the zombies
so humans?
Fine change of strategies seek a cure
so final solution to the human question?
We find a cure to cure the zombies
Jaslandia, Percyton
so you cure my friends so they wont get infected by humans?
OK OK i stop now.
Fuhrmania
The CURE is mighty!!
Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia, Fuhrmania, Percyton
After the zombie apocalypse i will be hosting a rugby world cup as a act of unity in the CoFN
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Well, it's started. To help everyone cheer up during the zombie stuff, here's a couple of fun little spooky song:
https://youtu.be/kj00rC7ei18
https://youtu.be/Hn__S638wZg
And here's some spooky Thomas & Friends stories:
https://youtu.be/DbRqr77mpK0
https://youtu.be/fDuuCpssZnI
https://youtu.be/BK0mf5RE8mQ
https://youtu.be/qATERUNZMsg
https://youtu.be/ngu9Q_913gE
https://youtu.be/4YyEjNYa9Ec
https://youtu.be/deDMV_UXi1k
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica
Some good stories there. Thanks, Percy!
Penguania And Antarctica
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32783355#p32783355
Well sh*t, for once a bit of peace between the factions
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
hmmmm, is it just me who finds this weird that 2 theocracies both christian have joined the Horde? Well it seems like i was correct with thinking that this is gods work and that i am actually not insane.
Penguania And Antarctica
Yep.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
While I wouldn't normally question the Lord's work... my nation's religion is founded upon two goddesses rather than a single God.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
[spoiler=Today is October 30 and today are:]
Today is October 30 and today are:
- Anniversary of the Declaration of the Slovak Nation (Slovakia)
- Checklist Day
- Create A Great Funeral Day
- Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Political Repressions (former Soviet republics, except Ukraine)
- Devil's Night (Detroit, Michigan, United States)
- Indonesian Banknote Day (Indonesia)
- International Orthopaedic Nurses Day
- National Candy Corn Day (United States)
- National Publicist Day (United States)
- National Speak Up For Service Day (United States)
- Thevar Jayanthi (Thevar community, India)
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 637 Antioch surrenders to the Muslim forces under Rashidun Caliphate after the Battle of the Iron Bridge.
- 758 Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates.
- 1137 Battle of Rignano between Ranulf of Apulia and Roger II of Sicily.
- 1270 The Eighth Crusade and siege of Tunis end by an agreement between Charles I of Sicily (brother to King Louis IX of France, who had died months earlier) and the sultan of Tunis.
- 1340 Portuguese and Castilian forces halt a Marinid invasion at the Battle of Río Salado.
- 1485 King Henry VII of England is crowned.
- 1501 Ballet of Chestnuts: A banquet held by Cesare Borgia in the Papal Palace where fifty prostitutes or courtesans are in attendance for the entertainment of the guests.
- 1657 Spanish forces fail to retake Jamaica at the Battle of Ocho Rios during the Anglo-Spanish War.
- 1806 Believing he is facing a much larger force, Prussian Lieutenant General Friedrich von Romberg, commanding 5,300 men, surrendered the city of Stettin to 800 French soldiers commanded by General Lassalle.
- 1817 The independent government of Venezuela is established by Simón Bolívar.
- 1831 In Southampton County, Virginia, escaped slave Nat Turner is captured and arrested for leading the bloodiest slave rebellion in United States history.
- 1863 Danish Prince Vilhelm arrives in Athens to assume his throne as George I, King of the Hellenes.
- 1864 Second Schleswig War ends. Denmark renounces all claim to Schleswig, Holstein and Lauenburg, which come under Prussian and Austrian administration.
- 1864 Helena, Montana is founded after four prospectors discover gold at "Last Chance Gulch".
- 1888 Rudd Concession granted by King Lobengula of Matabeleland to agents of Cecil Rhodes led by Charles Rudd.
- 1894 Domenico Melegatti obtains a patent for a procedure to be applied in producing pandoro industrially.
- 1905 Czar Nicholas II of Russia issues the October Manifesto, granting the Russian peoples basic civil liberties and the right to form a duma. This was October 17 in the Julian calendar.
- 1918 The Ottoman Empire signs the Armistice of Mudros with the Allies.
- 1920 The Communist Party of Australia is founded in Sydney.
- 1925 John Logie Baird creates Britain's first television transmitter.
- 1929 The Stuttgart Cable Car is constructed in Stuttgart, Germany.
- 1938 Orson Welles broadcasts his radio play of H. G. Wells's The War of the Worlds, causing anxiety in some of the audience in the United States.
- 1941 World War II: Franklin D. Roosevelt approves U.S. $1 billion in Lend-Lease aid to the Allied nations.
- 1941 One thousand and five hundred Jews from Pidhaytsi (in western Ukraine) are sent by Nazis to Bełżec extermination camp.
- 1942 Lt. Tony Fasson, Able Seaman Colin Grazier and canteen assistant Tommy Brown from HMS Petard board U-559, retrieving material which would lead to the decryption of the German Enigma code.
- 1944 Anne and Margot Frank are deported from Auschwitz to the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, where they die from disease the following year, shortly before the end of WWII.
- 1945 Jackie Robinson of the Kansas City Monarchs signs a contract for the Brooklyn Dodgers to break the baseball color line.
- 1947 The General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT), which is the foundation of the World Trade Organisation (WTO), is founded.
- 1950 Pope Pius XII witnesses the "Miracle of the Sun" while at the Vatican.
- 1953 Cold War: U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower formally approves the top secret document National Security Council Paper No. 162/2, which states that the United States' arsenal of nuclear weapons must be maintained and expanded to counter the communist threat.
- 1960 Dr.Michael Woodruff performs the first successful kidney transplant in the United Kingdom at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary.
- 1961 The Soviet Union detonates the Tsar Bomba over Novaya Zemlya; equivalent to 57 megatons of TNT, it remains the largest explosive device ever detonated, nuclear or otherwise.
- 1961 Due to "violations of Vladimir Lenin's precepts", it is decreed that Stalin's body be removed from its place of honour inside Lenin's tomb and buried near the Kremlin Wall with a plain granite marker instead.
- 1965 English model Jean Shrimpton causes a global sensation by wearing a daring white minidress to Derby Day at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Australia.
- 1965 Vietnam War: United States Marines repel an intense attack by Viet Cong forces and killing 56 guerrillas near Da Nang.
- 1970 In Vietnam, the worst monsoon to hit the area in six years causes severe floods, kills 293, leaves 200,000 homeless and virtually halts the Vietnam War.
- 1973 The Bosphorus Bridge in Istanbul, Turkey is completed, connecting the continents of Europe and Asia over the Bosphorus for the second time.
- 1974 The Rumble in the Jungle boxing match between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman takes place in Kinshasa, Zaire.
- 1975 Prince Juan Carlos becomes Spain's acting head of state, taking over for the country's ailing dictator, Gen. Francisco Franco.
- 1980 El Salvador and Honduras sign a peace treaty to put the border dispute fought over in 1969's Football War before the International Court of Justice.
- 1983 The first democratic elections in Argentina after seven years of military rule are held.
- 1985 Space Shuttle Challenger lifts off for mission STS-61-A, its final successful mission.
- 1987 In Japan, NEC releases the first 16-bit (fourth generation) video game console, the PC Engine, which is later sold in other markets under the name TurboGrafx-16.
- 1993 The Troubles: Loyalists carry out a mass shooting at a Halloween party in Greysteel, Northern Ireland, killing eight civilians, six Catholics and two Protestants.
- 1995 Quebec citizens narrowly vote (50.58% to 49.42%) in favour of remaining a province of Canada in their second referendum on national sovereignty.
- 2005 The rebuilt Dresden Frauenkirche (destroyed in the firebombing of Dresden during World War II) is reconsecrated after a thirteen-year rebuilding project.
- 2014 Sweden is the first European Union member state to officially recognize the State of Palestine.
- 2015 Sixty-four people are killed and more than 147 injuries after a fire in a nightclub in the Romanian capital Bucharest.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 39 BC - Julia the Elder, Roman daughter of Augustus
- 1735 - John Adams, American lawyer and politician, 2nd President of the United States
- 1785 - Hermann, Fürst von Pückler-Muskau, German nobleman, author and landscape architect
- 1882 - William Halsey, Jr., American admira
- 1882 - Günther von Kluge, Polish-German field marshal
- 1885 - Ezra Pound, American poet and critic
- 1895 - Gerhard Domagk, German pathologist and bacteriologist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1906 - Giuseppe Farina, Italian race car driver
- 1928 - Daniel Nathans, American microbiologist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1941 - Theodor W. Hänsch, German physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1960 - Diego Maradona, Argentinian footballer, coach, and manager
- 1973 - Edge, Canadian wrestler and actor
[/spoiler]
Quote of the day
I've always been drawn to spooky things, to the unusual, to things that are dark but in a friendly way.
- Jane Goldman -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Jaslandia
That wont last long, when the christian horde arrives at Moscow (or whatever is current capital of the Union) you will forget your evil ways.
DEUS VULT! HORDE VULT!
Russkov Soviet
Tactical Zombie Elimination SquadsLevel 1 Strike Force100.0% READY
WTF?
I dont pay attention to things and suddenly i have no zombies and this ready, WTF?
EDIT EVEN MORE WTF?
Spanelsko is building zombie empire.
Nuremgard was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Spanelsko, killing 4 million zombies.
Axeldonia
I FAILED THE GOD!
Axeldonia
A flame, here.
Jaslandia
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