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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Post self-deleted by Norbakhia.
Hey! Welcome to the region! Sadly you picked a very quiet one to join.
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Norbakhia
Post self-deleted by Norbakhia.
So after many years I finally managed to write part of the history of Penguania and Antarctica. Please feel free to read it and comment on it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uJG02EHVKNYJn01C-r_Jiek4xJw8xHBufhMLa_P1Lbo/edit?usp=sharing
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, The British Islands Confederacy
Absolutely beau-ti-ful. I will certainly have to edit mine now. ^^;
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Thank you. I'm sorry for causing you extra work.
Russkov Soviet
No need to be sorry. I didn't do so well when I made it. Hmmm... Its been a year and 174 days since I made it... I believe I should update it sometime.
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Awesome document, Peng. I love that font you used for the title.
I got my ass in gear and published some new factbooks recently as I thought my nation was a bit bare. I used to have more factbooks but I deleted them ages ago. That's why I decided to rewrite some and make some new ones too.
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
I will definitely have to read them tonight. ^^;
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I hope to expand the history soon. I definetly want to add a Nationalist/Fascist era and a Communist/Socialist era.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Hope you enjoy. :)
That'd be really interesting. Nuremgard had a communist era. I wonder what Penguanian fascism would look like and what sort of tenets it would have. Would it be focused on race like Nazism or perhaps religion like Francoism?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Idk yet. I'll have to figure that out. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
In order to make my history a little more nuanced, I made the monarch who is celebrated as a patriot in modern day Nurem more grey. She came back to reign after the commies were removed from power and she helped establish the welfare state and universal voting. However, she was also an anti-Semite who blamed the communist revolution on Jews and she had sympathy for Nazi Germany because of its strong anti-communist stance.
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Interesting concept.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Thanks. I don't know whether to write into history that she actively collaborated with the Nazis who plotted to put her back on her throne to get rid of communism in Nurem/Russia. But maybe that would blacken her name too much. Maybe sympathy for the regime is enough.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Hrmm . Issue #60. [Supreme Court Nomination.]
The death of 108 year old Supreme Court Justice Khethelo Wickremesinghe has created an opening on the bench. I am torn between two options at the immediate moment...
Option #1 leads to: The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
Option #2 leads to: The government has become increasingly militant.
I'll have to think over this at work tomorrow, but... Is bed time.
*Post was created at 2:28 AM
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Nice flag :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Thanks. ^^;
Penguania And Antarctica
I think the Party should be the ones in charge of the judiciary. Having the military take control would mean military procedures would apply to the courts, making them too independent of the government. The Party must control all!
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Good points on both.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Just do what I do in my other country; boil your political opponents alive.
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
#justdictatorshipthings
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm also trying to decide which palaces to make the Tsar's summer and winter getaways.
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm more Roman-esque in that aspect. Gladiatorial combat in a reconstruction of the famous Coliseum of Rome.
"Our country, our rules. Don't like it? Leave." -Random citizen
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/x2bOXQibamM?t=3
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Ohohoho.... -deep breath- I can't stop laughing now.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
New poll in Zentari, come and vote!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=147102
Russkov Soviet
A new addition has been made to the New Mareskov skyline after six months of construction. A reproduction of the famous, and now infamous, New York landmark known as the "Twin Towers". That's right. I am currently rebuilding the World Trade Center. Memorials for the fallen will be built as well.
* I intended to have this posted between the 12th and 14th, but business has forced me to wait. I also do NOT mean or want to offend anyone. I've always had the WTC and the resulting victims of that day in my heart. And since the original plan to rebuild them as they were was never fully accepted, I will take on that challenge.
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello Everyone! I'm Back!
If you don't remember me, its fine; my last activity was about 235 days ago. But I have resurrected myself and am ready and rearing to go.
I had to take a break for personal reasons and then completely forgot about this, but I'm back now and just waiting for my World Assembly membership conformation to go through. Now its time for me to get to know the region again!
Any news that I should know about that would help me would be greatly appreciated.
Kind regards
The Federal State of Whitmount
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, The British Islands Confederacy
Welcome back bud! I think I still remember meeting, but just in case... I'm Aleksi Coltsov, the current Marshal of the Equestrian Union.
Nuremgard, Whitmount, Penguania And Antarctica
Welcome back old fellow. :)
Russkov Soviet, Whitmount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9jdWNv_5Lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6STVMe_DZnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sYtWvm_2Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJg7xCAKPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEK7waj9Nqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvmwwYw8ZA4
I don't want to be mean but in my humble opinion those songs are better in German than their original English counterpart. And I wanted to share them with you all. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Lex Caledonia
55 posts since last time i checked, anything important?
Hello btw guys, how's life?
Russkov Soviet, Aghrabia, Whitmount, Penguania And Antarctica
Just the usual spiel bud... And things are rolling along.
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
just checked the motto of your nation, even without knowing russian i am quite sure that it says "glory to horse empire/imperium" XD
quite ideal in your case if i say so myself.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Yep. "Glory to the Equestrian Empire!" ^^;
Edited my [98 Years] banner...added the skyline of my capitol...changed my flag (again).... And I'm brainstorming some ideas for a couple of factbooks.
The Issue
A collection of citizens, civil rights workers, and concerned mothers have signed a petition to stop the manufacturing of the BFG-69 (AKA the Organ Grinder), a new rifle planned to be used in the military which works by shredding peoples internal organs.
The Talking Point
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
I am so proud of my nation, we now even brutally kill our enemies in the most horrible ways without having to capture them!
-The Supreme Great Khan of Span
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
"When someone commits an act of terror, they are labeled a terrorist and a threat to peace.... but when that someone is Iberian, their simply doing their duty to their nation. These are strange times we live in..."
- Anonymous
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Hello friends. I wish you all a splendid and relaxing Sunday. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia
New poll in Zentari, come and vote!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=147668
Hello everyone!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Unfortunately, the region is quiet as most of us focus on other pursuits. Nevertheless... I, Aleksi Coltsov, the current Marshal of the Equestrian Union bid you welcome to the CoFN!
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello and welcome.
Make yourself at home and enjoy your stay. :)
Jaslandia, Percyton
Thank you both! I've been off of NS for a while, it's good to be back
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Time to change flag and motto again. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton
!! GERMAN UNITY DAY !!
https://youtu.be/j_95aJ6UPLw
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Its not terrorism when its state sponsored
-Iberian Citizens
Welcome to the Confederacy, we are the Horde of the Dystopian lands of Iberia, feel free to join our TI if you are interested! :] (TI= Terror Insurgency, our own terrorist group sponsored by Iberia!)
Have a nice unity day while it lasts, for one day Europe will bow to the Iberian red and black flag. -Khan of Iberia
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
We wont have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military, says General Sayid Hill. Oh, its all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And dont pretend like there arent any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security.
Me:
*looks out of the window and sees thousands of tanks and millions of fully armed men and women saluting their supreme leader, turns back to look at map of Europe, looks for dictatorships, sees pacifistic wannabe USSR at the opposite end of the continent turns back to general*
what the fu*k is he smoking.....
EDIT:
The Issue
Despite the government of Spanelsko previously stating opposition to religion, national surveys reveal that a significant percentage of the population continues to have religious beliefs.
The Debate
Lets be methodical, shall we? asks Lieutenant Colonel Dolf Ikeman rhetorically, carefully placing a glass vial containing prussic acid onto your desk. Opposing the state line on religion is just one step away from opposing the state line on ideology or law. Round up these religious dissidents, load them onto a cargo train, and move them to processing camps for... terminal processing.
Well the democratic experiment really went south quickly i guess. Guess its time to write my own "struggle" (yes i made THAT joke)
EDIT2
The Talking Point
You can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Spanelsko but at least the trains run on time.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
New Mareskov, Russkov Soviet
Office of the Leader
Aleksi: Tell me something, General. I have to wonder if we chose the right path. -pulls a chair up and takes a seat at the desk- We are one of the most loved nations in the entire Confederacy due to our compassion, but I fear our military is mocked daily.
General Romanov: It is indeed nice to be loved. And please, Dear Leader, relax yourself. Our military is more than capable of responding to any threat.
Aleksi: -shifts uncomfortably in seat- That may be, but we are too pacifist. Especially with psychotic nutheads like the Great Khan on the other side of Europe. We need to act. Expand our territory.
General Romanov: While I am against such hostility, you do have a point. Shall I inform the rest of the officers?
Aleksi: With the Royal Sisters as my witness, it is time for Russia to act like she should. Yes, assemble the officers. -leans back in chair, puffs on a cigar- We have some planning to do. -spins around, gazes out the window at the national flag fluttering in the breeze- ....... -to self- God forgive us.
Jaslandia, Percyton, Spanelsko
Welcome back to NS! Cool flag and nation name.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
The Politics Department at the University of Tiger City has come under criticism from opposition politicians because the programme is clearly and unashamedly biased in favour of you, The Great Supreme Lord Khan, and your political ideologies.
This is not about partisanship; it is about academic autonomy, retorts Politics Professor Aziz Khan, signing a copy of his latest book Why Cotchin Smells of Fish. We, as a faculty, just so happen to choose to support your politics. And we just so happen to attract a capable staff who are all like-minded. It is our absolute democratic right to set our own syllabus, without interference from government! You, being one of the wisest leaders that this nation has ever seen, must surely see this!
The Talking Point
A degree in The Great Supreme Lord Khan Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
I wanted cult of chaos, not cult of personality..... -Supreme Khan
Defense Forces World Top 0.3% World Rank 397th of 164,589 Region Rank 1stof 63Region Top 2% Spanelsko 38,552.44
Ruskov Soviet: 24,568.41
Your military is mocked for being weak my friend, in a world of psychopaths and communists like Unfal only the strong survive, yet you are only 4th military power of our great region thus you are inferior to our iberian might - Supreme Khan
PS. Psychotic Nuthead, is it supposed to be insult or compliment?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
I'd rather be 4th than 38th. Two real life years to get here? That's dedicated. And it depends on who you ask.
Spanelsko
I suppose I haven't been clear. In my opinion, it's both an insult and a compliment. Your style of leadership is very different, so I disagree with your sanity. But... On the other hand, we are neither allies nor enemies. So... I compliment you.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
While i for certain aren't exactly a sane individual in particular my leadership is ordered in some reasonable sense, much more aligned to what our people want while being systematically chaotic clusterfu*k of a leadership. So i cant fault you for view of what we do here in Iberia, as for the neither allies or enemies, well considering that we generally see you as a friend should signify to you one important thing. You will be our last target of conquest towards our goal of world domination, so feel proud of that comrade Coltsov! :]
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The Talking Point
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
The Issue
Beautiful, blonde, and bisexual, the 25-year-old tennis player Winston Pournikova is perhaps better known for his modelling work and stunning smile than for the speed of his serves. In a recent TV interview, he was asked who his ideal lover would be. To your surprise, he named you, The Great Supreme Lord Khan.
Supreme Great Lord Khan of Iberia: Prepare the torture chambers, no one will insult me with love! Besides, being alone isn't a bad thing.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
The theocratic nation of Sacerdia has long been embroiled in war with one of its neighbors, and recently that neighbor has forged a strategic alliance with Blackacre, a global superpower that your nation has always had somewhat unfriendly relations with. Fearful that this will tip the balance of power against them, Sacerdia is seeking an alliance with Spanelsko, offering multiple favorable trade deals that would bring billions to the Spanelskoan economy, and long-term access to its territory for the establishment of strategically-valuable Spanelskoan military bases. The nations staunchly religious policies and culture, however, are a stark contrast to your nations avowed secularism.
I never expected someone to come to me for an alliance, i mean how desperate do you have to be to ally yourself with us? I mean, this was a massive surprise.
Bah! Who cares about some despotic hellhole in the middle of nowhere? dismisses Jean-Paul Bacon, one of the top commanders in the military. Sacerdia and its equally noxious neighbour states lack nuclear weapons, so we can just blast the whole region back to the Stone Age with no risk of retaliation. The world will breathe easier without all these fanatics troubling it!
I see that i really have psychos in my army leading it, i may actually be more sane them some of my own cultists!
The Talking Point
Faithful allies are always valued. (decided to ally them)
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
I'll warm up to your idea of leadership eventually. And I am indeed glad to hear that I will be the last, for I will also be the most stubborn.
We each have our desires for love... even if you love yourself enough for two. ^^;
I do not care for Blackacre myself, for we have been at war since the 80's. Like North and South Korea, we are in the midst of a cease-fire since 2009. And I have not heard of Sacerdia. Must be a newcomer.
Percyton, Spanelsko
New poll in Zentari, come and vote!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=147980
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
The Talking Point
Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
Recent Headlines
1 ARMA 3
The Askana Chronicle
VOL. 32 NO. 75CITY FINAL
MONDAY OCTOBER 7, 2019
Corporal Punishment Enriches Character Of Spanelskoan Youth
Conservative Groups Toast Rising Morality
Family Groups Applaud Return of Decency
proceeds to castrate rapist = morality :]
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
The Despojanbourg Republic is a tiny but strategically located mountainous country that has long been in your nations repertoire of allies, despite its reputation for below-average human rights. The authoritarian, fiercely pro-Spanelsko government is a linchpin of regional security. However, a recent series of enormous protests calling for real democracy and new leadership has shaken its stability to the core.
The Talking Point
The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
This is entirely true.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
lad
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello, everyone! Just stopping by to mark the 35th anniversary of our TV show, which first aired in Percyton and the UK on October 9, 1984. While the TV show has had its ups and downs, it did make our franchise into a global success, with fans from all over the world. Thank you Britt Allcroft and David Mitton for bringing our adventures to TV, and I hope our show will continue to entertain kids for years to come!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
As someone who was first introduced to your franchise through the TV show, I'm also quite grateful to Allcroft and Mitton. Thanks to both of them!
COLDR? Is that really you? Welcome back!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Been a long time since I've saw you post here.
Penguania And Antarctica
i'm basically dead permanently apart from on discord
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
How you been?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Hello friends. I wish you all a splendid Sunday. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova
Russkov Soviet
You too Pengu!
Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Great Supreme Lord Khan's speeches are regarded as enemies of Spanelsko.
just a small reminder that i am still alive.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Supreme Lord Khan with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.608 billion Spanelskoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
I love my people just like i love my power, with close eye upon it.
Russkov Soviet
Toot toot
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Now I have to say.... Are [I]YOU[/I] getting weak? I haven't known you to give them anything in lieu of freedom.
*pulls train horn* [I]Hooooooonnnnnnnkkkkkkk[/I]
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Thank God there is no goose here.
Russkov Soviet, Axeldonia, Lex Caledonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLigbqtC_4w
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
The Coastguard reported that following stormy weather a trio of small ships capsized in the Tiger Strait. This resulted in the deaths of 78 illegal immigrants who were trying to enter Spanelsko under cover of darkness, including many children and two pregnant women.
obvious spies, cause i doubt anyone would be crazy enough to attempt to emigrate into Spanelsko, i mean all our racial supremacy laws and death squads aside, who would even want to live in a dictatorship lead by the biggest maniac of this confederation?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Well there are freaks from South Korea who become brainwashed enough to try and sneak into North Korea to live there. Never underestimate human stupidity.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Comrade Coltsov you seam to misunderstand something, i always loved my people, yet i have had to use force to them get in line to construct a beast of a nation we are today, the leading military superpower of our confederation, the production center of europe, the top 5% strongest economy NS world wide! The center of scientific and technological advancements (although a bit behind you and nurem) all of my life's work lead to this, since the first war with the Phoenix Concord or whatever it was called, to invasion of Russia all lead to this very moment. Iberia is the star of the world, the long dead Iberian empire's, their glory restored. I am still as strong as before mentally, but physically i guess old age takes its toll on all of us, and the fact that Askana is full of radiation.
Yet even if i am destined to meet my end i have accomplished my mission. Iberia is finally restored, and i am the reason for it. My last task has been finished too. Cause the rebuilding and restructuring of the land through many new green laws brought us far closer to what our lands used to look like before i created the wastelands.
-Iberia will prevail forever more.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
true enough :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
btw how you doing Nuremgard?
Russkov Soviet as i was looking through national statistics i noticed that your nation is ranked in the first 5% for highest RICH income's and only barely in the first 10% of POOR incomes so i was gonna make a joke that you became the next China, then i looked your laws comrade...... and noticed this:
Economy
Capitalism
Private industry is permitted within a market-based economy.
You have failed the Worker's Revolution XD
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm okay. I'm hating my last year of uni though. How are you?
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Fine i would say, there isnt really anything interesting i could mention but yeah generally i am doing fine.
Maybe a bit bored but that's about it. Good luck with uni nurem.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Thank you, man. I'm gonna' need it.
Penguania And Antarctica
Hmm? Capitalism? I don't recall allowing this. Seems that I need a tighter grip on the Law.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Seems like ironically enough you are becoming weak young coltsov, never let your grip on the nation go without your full oversight of all. Today its capitalism that you have tomorrow it can be an armed coup against your dictatorship. And i don't want to lose my last conquest target to a bunch of angry rebels dissatisfied with communism. If you need help with getting rid off pro capitalist insurgents give us call anytime. While it was fun arming them for future war it would be a bit of a failure in my great plans if the civil war started without me. I mean seriously for a second round i wanted even greater chaos then in the first war but your fall would take away all my fun. - Supreme Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Issue
Officials from the tiny, allied nation of Prudenlund have requested that Spanelsko assist in a series of humanitarian aid airdrops to one of its distant territories. The target for the drops a chain of sparsely-inhabited islands recently ravaged by storms has been difficult for Prudenlundian authorities to reach, as their nation lacks sufficient transport assets.
The words "humanitarian and aid" are not things we know of, for us its either "humanitarian bombardment or "military invasion aid"
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Hmmm.... Try "I don't see 'humanitarian aid', but rather an opportunity for invasion."
I see.... An opportunity to gain territory without losing soldiers... Unless they resist...
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
Peek-a-boo :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova
-raises head over low wall- ..... I see you! -ducks down-
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
:D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova
The Issue
At the start of the Marche Noire Civil War, Harambe Thawne moved his family to the relative safety of Spanelsko. He stayed behind so that he could wind down his engineering business and make sure the children in the orphanage he ran all made it to safety. His plan to rejoin his family was thwarted, however, when you instituted the immigration ban.
The Debate
The pain this poor man has gone through is astounding! claims the author of the article that made Harambe a national story. This man had to escape death camps in Marche Noire and the blazing sun in Althaniq in search of freedom, only to be separated from his family by you. Whatever their nationality, we shouldnt be a country that divides families. Lift the ban on immigration!
I wonder if that man even knew that we have our very own death camps in here..... i mean its public information..... did he think that it was some kind of a joke or something?
In other news both the ban on immigration and emigration are lifted. No more closed borders. -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
The comic book series 'The Great Supreme Lord Khan and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
I will have to buy one of these books myself, just to find out if i am the villain or for some reason an anti-hero. - Supreme Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Probably the hero. ^^;
Can't have slanderous propaganda.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
<<< Works carefully for months to get the poor's income up to a high level after it being decimated. Makes one decision today that decimated the incomes again.
F*cking hate this game. What is the point in working for ages to achieve a certain stat only for it to be undone in a single decision?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
I wish I could tell you. They should have added an option to reverse the situation... Like... A 24 hour chance or something.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The Issue
It was recently discovered that your predecessor had filled numerous ambassadorial positions with unqualified candidates and supporters. These include the ambassador to Wezeltonia, your predecessors personal masseuse, and the ambassador to Brancaland, a known crime lord. Its clear to many that Spanelsko could use a change in the ranks of its diplomats.
This is a splendid opportunity to put in our own, far superior, ambassador picks! enthuses your Political Adviser, Boris Harishchandra. Its obvious that we cant let those incompetents keep their positions any longer, so we sack them all and replace them with our own people. Ive prepared a list for you to look at - weve got talented people like that first Party Secretary to endorse your candidacy, the arms dealer who provided us with such useful equipment, and my younger brother. Itll be wonderful!
I spy an opportunity... says your seldom-seen Minister of Whispers, who has somehow appeared beside you. What our nation needs is for our ambassadors to be trained and equipped for - specialized operations - in foreign nations. Imagine our most elite black-ops agents, striking under cover of darkness to promote our nations goals. Think about it. I know youll make the right choice. (the choice i took)
small part from the last option:
Luigi Vader, the sole survivor of the infamous embassy bombing in Marche Noire,
Now both Plumbers of Italy and the Galactic Empire itself are working with us! We truly are the masters of this world. - Khan
The Talking Point
Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Spanelskoan ambassadors.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
Angry Bigtopian protesters have called for the removal of a statue of Cyril James Carthage, a controversial historic imperialist and mining magnate from two centuries ago, who was once instrumental in perpetuating the Bigtopian slave trade.
I hate Bigtopians too so i can see why he would enslave them, obviously a very sensible guy - Supreme Khan
Carthage had it right, we ought to put them damned Bigtopians back in their place, asserts a figure with a silly-looking white hood over his head, hefting a can of petrol and a toolbox. You get the police to hang back; me and the boys will settle this.
And now the CCC (in case K*K is censored) joined us!
EDIT: OK, now this is something see this?
The Talking Point
Racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants.
It increased our civil rights by 4.2% XD
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
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Written by Refuge Isle.