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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
where will the GC be taking place? on the forums?
Aldaur
Really? Link please. I wanna take notes- Er, I mean, condemn his actions.
Also, in general dudes, I know I'm stalling the Kongo RP. I'm busy with school work. So you'll have to excuse me for now. Don't think I've forgotten about it.
Aldaur, Vista Major
Our forums, yes.
Man, that RP was a long old time ago on the NS forums. I've got no idea where it is.
Aldaur
I applied to three different universities and five different courses. I got three offers out of the five, two of which came from my preferred university. I have decided to decline all the others and choose the one I want most from my preferred university.
Now I need to focus on getting the grades I need to get into the university course. Fingers crossed!
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa
Now that the fascists are in power (in a country that's still democratic lol), a more fitting flag has been adopted!
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Honey, don't we all?
The opposition rises
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Take your time
I'm at a loss for words
Aldaur, Magnatronia
Ha, I rolled dice like I heard others were doing, Now I'm invading the western portion of the region without public knowledge and I am busy exterminating the NICA XD
The United Providences Of Perland
I was thinking it would be funny to join in now and just attack everyone for Lawls, but I decided against it :p
Fascists winning an election? Sounds like a story for the regional newspaper.
Aldaur, Grand North America, Oelesa
Well, both the Popular Front and Union of Fascists had extensive foreign backing - but even without it, it would still have been a close victory for the Fascists.
Nuremgard, Aldaur
Oooh! Oooh! Can I be a foreign backer? :D
Nuremgard
I wanna be a foreign backer as well, but what kinda fascist are y'all? If y'all are just classical Fascist or Falangist, I'll send money. No Nazism or any other type of racism. Right?
Nuremgard, Aldaur
As someone who primarily uses mobile, you still look like Lat.
Merlinton, Penguania And Antarctica
No promises! 😁
No, like, you won't be allowed. Unf and his fellow moderators (me, Jas, and Sul) will make sure of it. You don't even have an app, anyways.
Jk, but app? Wtf is that?
I like this flag, right here. It's similar, but instead of the eagle and stars it's just a fasce
http://m.imgur.com/5ANuXHh
An application? You have to have those for RPs
It said classical Italian Fascism in his factbook. Aldaur isn't Fascist, but we are sympathetic.
Nuremgard
After reading Lat's national motto, which is POTCOFN- presumably standing for "President of the Confederacy of Free Nations"- I fully support referring to the office of the President by this acronym.
Which will, of course, be pronounced "pot coffin".
Merlinton, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Magnatronia, Percyton
Nuremgard didn't back them. We don't do that sort of thing.
Tangshan probably did because the government is so crooked that if the President swallowed a nail he'd sh!t out a corkscrew.
Farahan did not back it. It's keeping itself to itself.
Ruhmia might have backed them in exchange for access to their markets.
Aldaur
We're a semi-constitutional monarchy, but it's in our interests to reform the Union. If we could unite Grand North America, Magnatronia, and Yukona would control the US/Canada and create the Second United Statesc they could protect against the communism of Russia.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Magnatronia
I misread that as 'POPCORN' at first. Can we call the President that instead?
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia, Percyton
You're really scared of the Red Menace huh? You're in Europe. You'll be fine.
Aldaur, Magnatronia
Nurem. The Communist of France and the Communist of Russia are on my West and easy border, respectively.
Aldaur, Yukona
East*
Aldaur
Wow really? Now I see why you're worried.
Baxten, Aldaur
Even if there was an ocean between me and the red I'd still be scared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-DkyMXTo5Q
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur
Tangshan and Ruhmia are not on the map in the region but both will pledge to protect any nations from communist expansion, especially Tangshan.
Aldaur, Yukona
No need for Vietnam V2. then :^]
Aldaur
You too???
Heck yes.
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Fixed
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aldaur
Nah. Tangshan is a ruthlessly free market sh!thole with a massive military. You guys'll be fiiiine.
Aldaur, Yukona
It doesn't matter to me what you call the President, but if I may make a suggestion, perhaps 'the Fat Controller' (which is what we call Sir Topham Hatt; the person doesn't have to actually be overweight, it's just an affectionate title). Or, if the President doesn't like that, there are other 'ad-ject-tives' you could use; Sodor also has the Small Controller, and the Thin Controller, for example.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Hey, kinda sounds like mine!
Nuremgard, Aldaur
Woah. Your military is way bigger than Tangshan's lol. Although they would hate you. You're communist. You have a relatively sized government and all state-owned industry.
Aldaur
I'm not sure about that, but piggybacking off of that idea, I propose we refer to Donald Trump as 'the Orange Controller' from now on. Or, if you're in a particularly angry or raunchy mood, 'the Golden (Shower) Controller'.
I'm sorry for that, by the way.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Wow so glad I was invited to this.
Jk Kumania is too leftist to unite with Magatronia and GNA, and doesn't like them much anyways since they think Kumania would just randomly nuke them smh.
Why would he need to hire prostitutes to pee on him? That is dumb. Buzzfeed and CNN are fake news.
Wait, since when? Crap, wait I know. I made the mistake of letting state-owned computer program run my economy. That honestly ruined my whole role play aesthetic.
Okay dudes, from here on out, remember that I'm strictly a free-market capitalist society ruled by a ruthless mega corporation with an iron fist. Y'know, jut fyi
Nuremgard, Aldaur
I'd like you to join, but you're right about those problems. You could always help the Democrats become one of the primary parties if you join though.
Yeah, that happened to me too lol totally screwed with my country's ideology.
Mega corporation huh? Nice. So you're an outright corporate autocracy. Tangshan has a tiny, extremely corrupt, extremely oppressive government which rules for the rich and corporations. Well I say tiny. On the economy page it says the government sector is tiny but in reality, I'd say the Tang State is quite large due to its scarily invasive surveillance systems and psychopathic obsession in controlling every tiny aspect of its people's lives.
Aldaur
I never said I believed those allegations, and I personally see no reason to believe the allegations. It's just a joke that I felt I couldn't resist making.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
No one needs that. People want it. Now I'm gonna stop before this gets into R territory, but that's just how some people like it, and their spouse may not deliver.
Aldaur
Cause he's an ugly, rich weirdo?
Merlinton, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
The Democrats were too centrist in the eyes of Kumanians. Kumania hates neoliberals with a fiery passion. Kumania supported the Popular Front because Kumania likes peace and unity and the only other seemingly leftist parties were either communists or anarchists.
Well you could help boost their popularity i.e. join the party. The unity they bring could help the new country.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
al-Qarn would be that if it weren't for the fact that entering into the conflict with the intent on supporting one side is damn-near impossible :p
Except most of us in the East aren't Communist (Socialist but commie is a neat buzzword) and there's also a divide between Communist France and the Russian states.
Also Sino isn't taking part in the RP, so for all intents and purposes he doesn't exist
tbh I'm the only one of the 'Red Menaces' actually signed up.
You see, in the far more civilised Nuremgard, we call it His Imperial Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition.
Barbarians.
Jaslandia, Aldaur
I wish you were in Canada or the US. Full of small governments over there. Seriously, there's at least 4
Penguania And Antarctica
*twitches* goddamn *wheezes* pinkos
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
See, guys? You'll be fiiiiine.
Post self-deleted by Baxten.
Hell yeah I'm a corporatist autocracy ruled by a mega corporation: OmniCorp (I ripped off the name from the original Robocop's "Omni Consumer Products"). I like to imagine that instead of sentencing my people to hard labor, I'm sentencing them to work as slaves at our corporate offices as 'employees'. They push papers from 4-12 with no breaks, cheesy elevator music blasts on the office intercom 24/7, and being 'fired' means being fed to a grinder and made into Soylent Green (it's made of people).
Basically this entire nation is a parody of 80's corporate America.
Merlinton, Nuremgard, Jaslandia
That's the best thing I've ever heard of.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Magnatronia
Douglas: Trump doesnae deserve tae be called 'controller' of anythin'!
Donald: I'm embarrassed tae e'en shaur a nam wi' th' man.
Douglas: Althoogh, Hillary was only slightly better.
Donald: Very true, Dougie. Maybe we Scots shoods offer tae shaur Nicola Sturgeon wi' America? Then they'll get a decent women president.
Douglas: No way! We be keepin' Nicola fur oorselves.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Glad you appreciate it XD
Jaslandia
Relax: socialists barely exist here anymore. Islamic extremists, on the other hand....
Nuremgard, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
Seriously, I still don't know why we're afraid of REDS. There's barely any here. Now, I personally think a better use of the ITF would be too 'expand' our sphere of influence. Whether through diplomacy, or through force.
No need for the pretense in Tangshan. It has literal slavery lol
Jaslandia, Aldaur
I'd leave the ITF if we started using force as non-aggressionary even against socialist nations.
Nuremgard
...
do you know what the ITF has historically been used for?
Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland
We have democratic socialist in our ranks. It's just the authotorian ones. Speaking of, with the unification of Oelesa and Baxten, we are now officially a constitutional monarchy with a legislature and everything. Gone are the days of autocratic monarchy, as freedom now reigns (but the United Houses are dynastic and makeup the executive branch. Still)
Nuremgard, Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
I think you both would be better off keeping quiet when it comes to politics. Once you two start, we never hear the end of it!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I had to explain this to Flynn, as well...
THIS IS A NEW RP UNIVERSE. MY GAWD PEOPLE.
Jaslandia, Yukona
Welcome to the civilised world, says Nuremgard, who has had a constitutional monarchy and democratic system of government since the late 18th century.
Jaslandia
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ny-nC3LBWk
Donald: Shut yer gob, James! We'll say what we want!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I was assured when I joined that that's not what the alliance will be used for
Take that, you commie
Yukona, Magnatronia
https://youtu.be/U_54TT-_h14
It's OK, I'll make a new tank design to usurp the ITF's in the event that the ITF went berserk, and more than that, I'll channel Patton for our war effort :P
But would you mind adding that tank and all other Kalaronian weapons to the ITF military wing? Because I want adopt your weapons to be used in it.
Also, go sign up for the RP as the partially ITF-funded (because we'll give you money for research of weapons) arms company you are
Kalaron
Soylent green is PEOPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
I second that notion, also because I'm like a soup of different governing styles and this Red paranoia is frightening me :P
Jaslandia, Magnatronia
Er...I mean, up until the ITF goes nut-zo, yeah.
I need details on money before we do anything :D
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Vista Major, Kalaron
As much as you need. We make tons in trade.
Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland
ITF is bae. And I'm a Democratic Socialist State.
Aldaur
Post self-deleted by Andromitus.
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Oelesa
Old wounds never heal even multi-universal ones
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Long live The NNP!
Oelesa
Join the NNP.
Oelesa
The ITF is going to help the Gungans fight against oppression in Naboo! You should be ashamed of yourself! Segregating the gungans because they look different than you! They clearly can't breathe underwater, so why do you make them live under there? Terrible. Just absolutely terrible. Completely shameful. You disgust me.
Merlinton, Baxten, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
They chose to live there. Queen Amidala did nothing harmful to them. You should apologize for thinking wrongfully of a former queen.
Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Wait a minute, you're right next to me. How dare you oppress people. I'm supposed to do that!
Aldaur, Oelesa
I don't oppress anybody. Naboo is the prosperous capital of the Republic. I suspect Aldaur is trying to insight rebellion in Naboo. That wont happen again. We wont lose Naboo like we lost Hoth.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Hoth XD I love your nation already
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, Minnesota Dakota
Just remember you can't reference the Modern War RP in these RPs
Just sayin...
Jaslandia, Oelesa
The capital before Hoth was Coruscant. Southern Coruscant was bombed.
Penguania And Antarctica
The Gungans had a tense and uneasy relationship with the predominantly human Naboo people. They were and are oppressed. The humans take the good land and force the gungans to live underwater with scary monsters! Aldaur supports the Gungan people! Gungan Lives Matter!
#GLM lol
After the death of Queen Amidala the Gungans attacked the outskirts of the city. They live on land now. Down with Jar Jar Binks! WIR SIND DAS VOLK!
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Chill mates.
No more firebombs :P
Baxten, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
What? You're exterminating the Gungans?
Racist
Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah! Down with firebombs!
Nuclear bombs are more efficient anyways.
Penguania And Antarctica
Unf won't allow them, so firebombs it is! Nah, we don't commit war crimes. And if a member of the ITF does, we'll do something alright.
Oelesa
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