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Mercunova wrote:What's sad is you could read, you just choose not to

Get a room, Lovebirds.

Lavan Tiri wrote:QUESTION FOR THE REGION

What's your nations opinion on/relations with other nations in the region? Do you want to bomb Nuremgard? Is Mercunova your favorite neighbor? Are things a bit chilly with Jaslandia?

Going off my Nation's history, it's friendly with most nations with the condition that they not impede it's trade, bully it's closer allies (Sulania, Tserra, Al-quarn (I think that's right?) and the rest of the Phoenix Concordat), or attempt to pirate it's equipment. Sulania is definitely our closest ally, but Tserra is a very close second due to their massive need for armaments and ordinance.

Also Kalaron totally considers Aldwood our Debt-Colony (just kidding Aldu, you know we love you owo)

Tl;dr we'll be nice arms dealers if you don't agressively attempt to stop us or steal our shtick.

Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia

Mercunova wrote:What's sad is you could read, you just choose not to

I thought you liked me dumb?

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia

Gaeil Eire wrote:mom and dad are fiiiighting

is your nation gay ireland

Alruniea, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Unfallious wrote:is your nation gay ireland

gayer than OG Ireland? not possible

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Kalaron-A wrote:Get a room, Lovebirds.

Going off my Nation's history, it's friendly with most nations with the condition that they not impede it's trade, bully it's closer allies (Sulania, Tserra, Al-quarn (I think that's right?) and the rest of the Phoenix Concordat), or attempt to pirate it's equipment. Sulania is definitely our closest ally, but Tserra is a very close second due to their massive need for armaments and ordinance.

Also Kalaron totally considers Aldwood our Debt-Colony (just kidding Aldu, you know we love you owo)

Tl;dr we'll be nice arms dealers if you don't agressively attempt to stop us or steal our shtick.

-al-Qarn looms in the distance-

also, -ordnance-

Cousin tested positive for Corona, he was here on Thanksgiving so we'll need to be tested

Chernarus State wrote:Cousin tested positive for Corona, he was here on Thanksgiving so we'll need to be tested

Hope all of you guys are okay.

Chernarus State, Midasia

Nuremgard wrote:Hope all of you guys are okay.

We're going to get tested on Tuesday, hopefully, the results come back negative (especially since my brother's a Type 1 diabetic and my parents are both Type 2)

Nuremgard, Midasia

Chernarus State wrote:We're going to get tested on Tuesday, hopefully, the results come back negative (especially since my brother's a Type 1 diabetic and my parents are both Type 2)

Fingers crossed for you all.

Chernarus State, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:I thought you liked me dumb?

Oh I do but it doesn't make it any less sad

Nuremgard, Midasia

Funny corona story:

Last week two burglars were caught in act by the police in Vienna. The police filed a charge against both not only because of the burglary but also because they violated the current Corona curfew under which only necessary movement in public is permitted (getting to work, grocery shopping, see a doctor, etc.)

Alruniea, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy, Midasia

*Sends you a diplomatic cable*

If you'd like regular notifications of this monthly newsletter, please post the word "subscribe" on The Embassy RMB.

Lavan Tiri, Percyton

So your beloved consul was hit by a car tonight. Luckily, I'm built different, so Merc's attempt to flirt with me was foiled.

Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:So your beloved consul was hit by a car tonight. Luckily, I'm built different, so Merc's attempt to flirt with me was foiled.

Fvck now my bumper's bent

Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Mercunova wrote:Fvck now my bumper's bent

Moron, you're supposed to reverse after you hit, gotta make sure to actually run over the mofo

Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia

Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

A $hitty finale for a $hitty year. I hope you get well soon. :)

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

Damn, man. Hope you get better soon x

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

Pretty sure this is the opening premise to the movie Big Daddy. You're a failed surprise party and a couple sexist jokes away from being introduced to until now unknown child, played by Cole and / or the other one Sprouse.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Hello everybody. I hope you all have a nice 2nd Advent Sunday and that Saint Nicholas left something behind for you. =D

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:QUESTION FOR THE REGION

What's your nations opinion on/relations with other nations in the region? Do you want to bomb Nuremgard? Is Mercunova your favorite neighbor? Are things a bit chilly with Jaslandia?

To answer this old question, Iberia is on kind of decent relation status with some nations,

Friends= Chernarus (because we don't care about each other and have yet to blow each others capitals with our missiles)

Midasia= Since we always forget they exist

Neutral= Russkov Soviet, they are our ideological rival after all, we had some friendly wars and we once had a tour de Russia when we went to baltic. As for their "relations are getting better" they seem to forget that we still seek to burn down Kremlin. Revolution above all comrade!

Odd Friend= Pengu and Percy, no real diplomatic ties but the Supreme Khan likes them

Would we bomb Nuremgard? Certainly, but we have been busy with shooting and setting up explosives around moscow for this year's special surprise event. So we don't really have time to play how many inbred royals we can shoot with Nurem before we get caught. Might give them a call tho, i am sure Nurem's royal family would have fun with us.

Otherwise we hope you get better, getting hit by a car isn't exactly fun.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

OOC

made some new additions to our political system, and considering what i plan next for it i can already guess i will want to shoot myself XD

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Spanelsko wrote:

Midasia= Since we always forget they exist

Ah yes, the best kind of friendship, where one doesn't know the other exists.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko

Midasia wrote:Ah yes, the best kind of friendship, where one doesn't know the other exists.

Who knows, maybe when Operation Apocalypse begins and we conquer the world your nation will remain the only one didn't conquer since we forgot it exists by the time 2023 comes around.

Or, we could set up some good old trade deals, be it of the legal or the black market nature.

However, we don't even remember where Midasia lies on the map of the future Iberian World....

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Spanelsko wrote:

Neutral= Russkov Soviet, they are our ideological rival after all, we had some friendly wars and we once had a tour de Russia when we went to baltic. As for their "relations are getting better" they seem to forget that we still seek to burn down Kremlin. Revolution above all comrade! Certainly, but we have been busy with shooting and setting up explosives around moscow for this year's special surprise event.

Oh we haven't forgotten. We know you want to burn the Kremlin down and are aware of your explosives.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Spanelsko wrote:To answer this old question, Iberia is on kind of decent relation status with some nations,

Friends= Chernarus (because we don't care about each other and have yet to blow each others capitals with our missiles)

Midasia= Since we always forget they exist

Neutral= Russkov Soviet, they are our ideological rival after all, we had some friendly wars and we once had a tour de Russia when we went to baltic. As for their "relations are getting better" they seem to forget that we still seek to burn down Kremlin. Revolution above all comrade!

Odd Friend= Pengu and Percy, no real diplomatic ties but the Supreme Khan likes them

Would we bomb Nuremgard? Certainly, but we have been busy with shooting and setting up explosives around moscow for this year's special surprise event. So we don't really have time to play how many inbred royals we can shoot with Nurem before we get caught. Might give them a call tho, i am sure Nurem's royal family would have fun with us.

Otherwise we hope you get better, getting hit by a car isn't exactly fun.

I'll have you know my royals are not inbred. That's how they are all so good looking.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Nuremgard wrote:I'll have you know my royals are not inbred. That's how they are all so good looking.

Ryan Lochte

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri

Lavan Tiri wrote:Okay but in all seriousness, I actually was hit by a car. My foot is broken.

a bunch of alcohol and painkillers (don't take them together unless you want a stomach pump) should ease the agony

Lavan Tiri

Nuremgard wrote:I'll have you know my royals are not inbred. That's how they are all so good looking.

I was believing in plastic surgery/drugs to be the secret to their looks, guess i was wrong.

Russkov Soviet wrote:Oh we haven't forgotten. We know you want to burn the Kremlin down and are aware of your explosives.

I mean, compared to last time, did we really even try to hide it? At least last time we made the bombing's public when our agents were ready for the fireworks of moscow. This time we declared it openly a whole month before they were supposed to be detonated.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri

The Story So Far

You have given instructions to your secret agent and responded to the United Federation’s naval blockade of your ally.

The Issue

Just when you appeared to be in control of the situation, you have received word that the capitalist running-dog lackeys attempted to bomb your missile sites in San Vitenzo. Fortunately, your troops on the ground were able to shoot down one of the bombers, and then apprehended the pilot as he attempted to flee.

“The enemy pilot thought that he would be able to hide in the forests of San Vitenzo,” smirks Defense Minister Rolan Malinovich. “Our scouts easily spotted the parachute and tracked him down. Comrade Leader, I think we need to send a message to the United Federation by publicly executing their pilot. No one attacks us without swift and violent retribution!”

“But that would be throwing away a potential gold mine of information,” sputters Intelligence Minister N. “This pilot has got to know all sorts of military secrets. Let my people try to extract them. I’m sure the San Vitenzans will let us borrow that hook they use for disemboweling criminals.”

I am really not sure which of these 2 to pick, torture or public execution? After all, both are Spanelskaen choices....

Lavan Tiri

Gaeil Eire wrote:Ryan Lochte

Tasty.

Lavan Tiri

The Story So Far

You recently captured an enemy pilot who was attempting to bomb your missile sites on San Vitenzo. Justice was swift.

The Issue

Tensions with the United Federation have never been higher. After the unpleasant incident with their downed pilot, they are now threatening to invade San Vitenzo and destroy all of your military installations.

The Debate

“We can’t back down now, Comrade Leader,” declares Defense Minister Rolan Malinovich while furiously writing notes on a structural diagram of the nation’s missile silos. “Although we don’t have many troops on the ground, some of the local villagers have been trained in guerilla warfare by their government. It wouldn’t be difficult to airdrop weapons and supplies. Let us fight alongside our comrades in a glorious struggle against the hated imperialists!”

The Talking Point

Military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

The Talking Point

Ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri

The Story So Far

You have ordered an attack on the United Federation’s troops in San Vitenzo.

The Issue

The enemy’s soldiers and ships have been completely wiped out, thanks to your advanced military technology. Unfortunately, the United Federation seems to have interpreted your actions as an unforgivable assault upon their nation. Moments ago, one of their ballistic missile submarines approached the surface near the Spanelskoan coastline... and fired its entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at targets throughout Spanelsko.

The Debate

“HOLY VIOLET! GET TO THE BUNKER! RUN!” A flood of screaming people push you downstairs and through a long hallway, stumbling into the fallout shelter beneath your office. The door clanks shut as the last staff members sprint through the reinforced threshold. Your defense minister shambles over towards you, head in hands. “Well, we’re screwed. Askana is finished. I’m not even sure this bunker can withstand a direct hit. On the bright side, our nuclear missiles on San Vitenzo are now ready for launch. Which of the United Federation’s cities do you hate the most?” A nervous guffaw escapes from his lips.

The Talking Point

Rural Spanelskoans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

The Story So Far

You and your staff are huddled into an underground bunker, waiting for the end to come.

The Issue

The minutes pass in relative silence. Occasionally, the stillness is punctuated by a sniffle or a whimper that seems amplified in the confined space. A few distant rumbles can be heard, but nothing that sounds like the expected obliteration of everyone’s hopes and dreams. Suddenly, Defense Minister Rolan Malinovich’s voice cuts through the rising tide of whispered conversations. “What the hell? Comrade Leader, we’ve got an incoming call.”

The Debate

Malinovich steps away from the control panel where he was entering the coordinates for targeted enemy cities and ushers you over to a nearby phone, where a red light is blinking. He presses a few buttons to put the call on speakerphone. “The Great Supreme Lord Khan? Is that you?” The static-obscured voice of Natasha Milanova is barely audible, causing Malinovich to frantically increase the volume. “I followed up on those enemy plans that I told you about. The officers were plotting to send an armada to bombard Spanelsko with the ships’ guns. Captain Duffle was assigned the advance patrol mission near our coastline. I managed to sneak aboard his submarine before it left. As the diplomatic conflict intensified, Duffle was constantly arguing with Commander Harrigut, his second in command. Captain Duffle kept shouting that Spanelsko was a threat that needed to be taken out preemptively. Even after some sort of ‘satellite incident,’ Commander Harrigut wouldn’t support any retaliation that would lead to mutually assured destruction. Captain Duffle accused his officer of treason, pulled out his sidearm, and shot him in the head, then took his nuclear launch key. Duffle and the remaining officers immediately launched all of the ballistic missiles straight at Spanelsko. Fortunately... I had already disarmed each of the warheads.” Milanova’s closing words are obscured by a deafening cheer from the people surrounding you.

Now i am worried what clicking the "accept" will do, since there are no other options and i don't want to suddenly get Nuremgarded. (lose all progress in something due to NS being dumb)

EDIT: The Talking Point

The best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.

No stat changes, so i was afraid for no reason :p

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton

For seven entire years I've been on this hellsite. There are posts still extant that reflect a me that no longer exists in any other form.

I mean dear god was a cringy 13 year old.

Nuremgard, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:For seven entire years I've been on this hellsite. There are posts still extant that reflect a me that no longer exists in any other form.

I mean dear god was a cringy 13 year old.

Weren't we all?

Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy

I would unironically dropkick my younger self if I ever met him. Cringe ass Little Lex.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy

Two thirds of Republicans in the House of Representatives have asked the Supreme Court to overturn the election results in 4 key swing states, which would effectively disenfranchise millions of Americans.

Over on my side of the water, we will find out this weekend if the UK will leave the EU without a deal.

The US and UK have went completely bloody mad. I feel like I'm living in a Twilight Zone episode.

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko

Lavan Tiri wrote:For seven entire years I've been on this hellsite. There are posts still extant that reflect a me that no longer exists in any other form.

I mean dear god was a cringy 13 year old.

If cringy introspection is what you’re after, I can’t recommend alcohol enough. Don’t often have to look back further than two weeks.

Unrelated, the first night of Hanukkah was wild

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Small RP Thing:

NHCN= Nightmare Horde Chaotic News

The Spanelskaen military will be demobilized since the 15th of December until the 28th of December for the national holidays of mass purge christmas (enemies of the state will be hanged by the thousands all over the streets of Askana and other Iberian cities)

Balticaennin and Russvitien nationals will spend christmas inside of their respective regions if they so wish and if the Russkov Soviet won't be against it. Otherwise they will remain in their respective RRC's

The Atlantic Fleet will be alongside the airforce committed towards providing entertainment all over the Empire and the Spanish, Portuguese and former colonial lands.

The Kremlin and Lenigrad Fireworks are nearly finished and will begin on the 23th of December as celebration for another good year with our friend-enemies the Foxes of Russia. (including the bombing of several key industrial areas for good measure, money has already been sent for repairs)

Midasia will be declared as a legitimate state (maybe we won't forget its existence now)

Christmas gifts will be deployed in Percyton for the 2 Iberian trains we provided them.

The Supreme Khan will give speech in Askana for the celebrations of yet another year of great progress towards Earth's conquest.

In violation of all sense of logic the Empire will open its borders to tourists from all over the world to come visit us during Christmas, without the fear of being executed for once.

Last but not least all world leaders are invited for Askana games and christmas party (although nobody even the leader believes that anyone would be stupid enough to attend it)

Merry Purgemass to All!

-Special Christmas announcement ends.....

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton

Spanelsko wrote:

Balticaennin and Russvitien nationals will spend christmas inside of their respective regions if they so wish and if the Russkov Soviet won't be against it. Otherwise they will remain in their respective RRC's

The Kremlin and Lenigrad Fireworks are nearly finished and will begin on the 23th of December as celebration for another good year with our friend-enemies the Foxes of Russia. (including the bombing of several key industrial areas for good measure, money has already been sent for repairs)

Last but not least all world leaders are invited for Askana games and christmas party (although nobody even the leader believes that anyone would be stupid enough to attend it)

1) The AFKM (Armed Forces of the Kitsu Motherland) will not demobilize until the 22nd of December, but will honor the traditional Christmas Peacetime nonetheless.

2) Those who have left the Motherland are welcome to come back onto Kitsu soil for the holidays, but will be required to wear a badge identifying them as "Humans who have left the loving embrace of Mother Russia". They will be watched closely by law enforcement, but will be able to enjoy time with their families and all merriment. (Any citizens who leave my nation are injected with a serum that neutralizes the effects of VXN-8, returning them to human. When the country was equestrian under EQUUS-7, the same was done, but via pills.)

3) All areas will be evacuated prior to the bombing and the money has been applied to prepare materials for the necessary repairs.

4) While it would be a sign of good faith to attend the Games, I will not. The Motherland is hosting Her own party in Cerelia for Her allies.

Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko

This RMB chatter makes me wanna make a CoFN Christmas celebration thread in the forums

Russkov Soviet, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko

So, as a Texan feeling the cringe from the Attorney General filing that bullsh*t lawsuit, I just gotta say, thank f*cking Christ the Supreme Court said "no."

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri

Percy: Hello, everyone! It's been a while! I hope you all are having a safe and happy holidays so far, despite times being tough right now. In honour of early Christmas and late Thanksgiving in the United States, here's the closest thing our show has had to a Thanksgiving episode...

Gordon: Even though it was really a Christmas episode that was changed in the American dub because the Shining Time Station show needed a Thanksgiving episode. The sound effects are even out-of-sync because of this absurd change! It's preposterous!

Percy: Anyway, I hope you enjoy the episode!

https://youtu.be/rJoXtVL1WB8

Lavan Tiri wrote:QUESTION FOR THE REGION

What's your nations opinion on/relations with other nations in the region? Do you want to bomb Nuremgard? Is Mercunova your favorite neighbor? Are things a bit chilly with Jaslandia?

Percy: Percyton has good relations with almost everyone, but our closest allies are Spanelsko, Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, and Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Small RP Thing:

NHCN= Nightmare Horde Chaotic News

The Spanelskaen military will be demobilized since the 15th of December until the 28th of December for the national holidays of mass purge christmas (enemies of the state will be hanged by the thousands all over the streets of Askana and other Iberian cities)

Balticaennin and Russvitien nationals will spend christmas inside of their respective regions if they so wish and if the Russkov Soviet won't be against it. Otherwise they will remain in their respective RRC's

The Atlantic Fleet will be alongside the airforce committed towards providing entertainment all over the Empire and the Spanish, Portuguese and former colonial lands.

The Kremlin and Lenigrad Fireworks are nearly finished and will begin on the 23th of December as celebration for another good year with our friend-enemies the Foxes of Russia. (including the bombing of several key industrial areas for good measure, money has already been sent for repairs)

Midasia will be declared as a legitimate state (maybe we won't forget its existence now)

Christmas gifts will be deployed in Percyton for the 2 Iberian trains we provided them.

The Supreme Khan will give speech in Askana for the celebrations of yet another year of great progress towards Earth's conquest.

In violation of all sense of logic the Empire will open its borders to tourists from all over the world to come visit us during Christmas, without the fear of being executed for once.

Last but not least all world leaders are invited for Askana games and christmas party (although nobody even the leader believes that anyone would be stupid enough to attend it)

Merry Purgemass to All!

-Special Christmas announcement ends.....

Percy: I'm sure the engines you sent will appreciate the gifts! Thank you very much, and Merry Christmas!

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Percy: As for what Percyton is doing for Christmas this year, I'm sorry to say the pandemic has ruined a lot of our usual plans. We're still decorating and playing holiday music, but a lot of our normal events have either been cancelled or moved to virtual. Even the usual Christmas party among us engines is being made virtual, though that's more for our crews than us (us engines can't get the virus thankfully). Still, hopefully we can still enjoy the holiday cheer from our screens via Zoom!

Duck: I know even COVID-19 won't stop me from celebrating Christmas in some way. I'll be joining the party virtually from the Little Western sheds at Arlesburgh. It also means I can still make fun of Gordon over Zoom.

Gordon: Oh shut up, you impertinent pannier! When will you and your fellow tank engines learn to respect your superiors?

Thomas: I've always respected my superiors. I don't make fun of Duck, now do I?

Gordon: *growls* Even in 2020, you're still a cheeky lot.

Percy: Some things never change, Gordon.

Gordon: Unfortunately.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Welcome back, Percyton. 2020 has been rough enough, you can’t CTE on us like that

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, South Daenan

Gaeil Eire wrote:Welcome back, Percyton. 2020 has been rough enough, you can’t CTE on us like that

Percy: Thank you, Gaeil Eire! Even during a pandemic us engines have been busy, but I'll do my best to stay active here.

Also, I'm not sure if we've met. How rude of me! I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, South Daenan

Percyton wrote:Russkov Soviet

Aleksi: Percy! It is good to see you! And I know my father is happy that you are alive and well.... Rest his soul.

Zacia: And I am glad to keep our alliance alive and well. Despite this blasted pandemic, our factories have turned out a massive amount of toys for those in Sodor. So on behalf of our Motherland, we wish you an early Merry Christmas!

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, South Daenan

Percyton wrote:Percy: Thank you, Gaeil Eire! Even during a pandemic us engines have been busy, but I'll do my best to stay active here.

Also, I'm not sure if we've met. How rude of me! I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor.

Gay Ireland. Charmed, I’m sure

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, South Daenan

Gaeil Eire wrote:Gay Ireland. Charmed, I’m sure

Gay Ireland is best Ireland.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Hvitbitaeol, South Daenan

Sup biatches, this is one of my puppets

-Lavan

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Percyton wrote:Percy: Hello, everyone! It's been a while! I hope you all are having a safe and happy holidays so far, despite times being tough right now. In honour of early Christmas and late Thanksgiving in the United States, here's the closest thing our show has had to a Thanksgiving episode...

Gordon: Even though it was really a Christmas episode that was changed in the American dub because the Shining Time Station show needed a Thanksgiving episode. The sound effects are even out-of-sync because of this absurd change! It's preposterous!

Percy: Anyway, I hope you enjoy the episode!

https://youtu.be/rJoXtVL1WB8

Percy: Percyton has good relations with almost everyone, but our closest allies are Spanelsko, Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, and Nuremgard

Percy: I'm sure the engines you sent will appreciate the gifts! Thank you very much, and Merry Christmas!

We might drop some gifts to others be it engines or humans on Sodor as well, after all its Purgemass, everyone deserves a gift.... even from us.

Also, am I high or did someone actually consider us, the Iberians as an ally? I am asking since the pollution and chemicals we inhale each day do have some side effects from time to time....

Russkov Soviet wrote:1) The AFKM (Armed Forces of the Kitsu Motherland) will not demobilize until the 22nd of December, but will honor the traditional Christmas Peacetime nonetheless.

2) Those who have left the Motherland are welcome to come back onto Kitsu soil for the holidays, but will be required to wear a badge identifying them as "Humans who have left the loving embrace of Mother Russia". They will be watched closely by law enforcement, but will be able to enjoy time with their families and all merriment. (Any citizens who leave my nation are injected with a serum that neutralizes the effects of VXN-8, returning them to human. When the country was equestrian under EQUUS-7, the same was done, but via pills.)

3) All areas will be evacuated prior to the bombing and the money has been applied to prepare materials for the necessary repairs.

4) While it would be a sign of good faith to attend the Games, I will not. The Motherland is hosting Her own party in Cerelia for Her allies.

While we are fine with all of this, i doubt that "left loving embrace" is the right term. Considering that over 90% of russian national's within Iberia are those that we accepted as refugees running away from Ruskov during the enforced slightly genocidal period of making humans into equ's..... but i guess you foxes like to rewrite history.... then again we are doing the same when it suits us.

This reminds me, did i ever call off the Iberian soldiers after day Z? I remember sending them to russia to help out until Askana was overrun by TCAIDS which i just realized without the TC spells out AIDS

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, South Daenan

Spanelsko wrote:We might drop some gifts to others be it engines or humans on Sodor as well, after all its Purgemass, everyone deserves a gift.... even from us.

Also, am I high or did someone actually consider us, the Iberians as an ally? I am asking since the pollution and chemicals we inhale each day do have some side effects from time to time....While we are fine with all of this, i doubt that "left loving embrace" is the right term. Considering that over 90% of russian national's within Iberia are those that we accepted as refugees running away from Ruskov during the enforced slightly genocidal period of making humans into equ's..... but i guess you foxes like to rewrite history.... then again we are doing the same when it suits us.

This reminds me, did i ever call off the Iberian soldiers after day Z? I remember sending them to russia to help out until Askana was overrun by TCAIDS which i just realized without the TC spells out AIDS

Slightly genocidal? No. We did not kill anyone. We urged those who wanted to remain human to leave the nation for a few months while we underwent the change. Many came back from nations all over the world, save for a few including yours. It is likely the chemicals in the air caused confusion and memory loss. ......... And you never called your soldiers back since you sent them over to assist in the conflict. Many are being held in temporary barracks throughout the nation. Several are in trouble with law enforcement at this time.

Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Slightly genocidal? No. We did not kill anyone. We urged those who wanted to remain human to leave the nation for a few months while we underwent the change. Many came back from nations all over the world, save for a few including yours. It is likely the chemicals in the air caused confusion and memory loss. ......... And you never called your soldiers back since you sent them over to assist in the conflict. Many are being held in temporary barracks throughout the nation. Several are in trouble with law enforcement at this time.

I guess after Purgemass they can return, for now i will enjoy the thought of them burning down Ruskov from the inside.... or whatever the "trouble with law enforcement" entails. After all here in Iberia we barely have any laws to begin with. And all the laws imaginable at the same time. You should consider for your fox commune to one day embrace the path of Rampant Insanity. Just like we did.

The chemicals might be true however, then again i doubt even our propaganda minister at this point is aware of what is true, what is chemicals and what we made up.

I might be high right now and I don't even know it. It could possibly explain the Elephant i have in my office, or maybe its a real Elephant... hard to say.

-Supreme Khan of Iberia

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton

Am I ever going to get my NHS back? Sigh.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

I graduated college today. I even got my own glorified PowerPoint slide. It was nice.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy, Midasia, Hvitbitaeol

Bearlong wrote:I graduated college today. I even got my own glorified PowerPoint slide. It was nice.

Yay Bear!

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Bearlong wrote:I graduated college today. I even got my own glorified PowerPoint slide. It was nice.

Well done. I graduated uni in July and still haven't received my diploma.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Well done. I graduated uni in July and still haven't received my diploma.

Big oof. My school's saying I won't get it until February.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:For seven entire years I've been on this hellsite. There are posts still extant that reflect a me that no longer exists in any other form.

I mean dear god was a cringy 13 year old.

Lex Caledonia wrote:I would unironically dropkick my younger self if I ever met him. Cringe ass Little Lex.

Oh good lord, don't remind me.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Lex Caledonia wrote:I would unironically dropkick my younger self if I ever met him. Cringe ass Little Lex.

Honestly tho, I would just straight-up kill my younger self since he was a total dumbass (somehow even more than I am now)

Lavan Tiri, Midasia

randomly remembered, mentioning someone in your factbook.

Does it also give the notification thing in notices?

If their nation name was used with this i mean :

Also don't worry why i am asking, its just a side project.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Percyton

So I need to bring back my NHS so what issues does NS present my country with? Religious freaks wanting to persecute atheists and people of other faiths, as well as an insomnia epidemic among the nation's teenagers.

Truly pressing matters of state to keep a leader up at night (pun unintended but it works.)

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Spanelsko wrote:randomly remembered, mentioning someone in your factbook.

Does it also give the notification thing in notices?

If their nation name was used with this i mean :

Also don't worry why i am asking, its just a side project.

It has indeed notified me that I was mentioned in an INVASION PLAN!

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia, Gaeil Eire

Russkov Soviet wrote:It has indeed notified me that I was mentioned in an INVASION PLAN!

I mean, is it really a surprise we will invade again? After all, our crusade against bolshevism, democracy, degeneracy and order is eternal.

The revolution is eternal! PRAISE CHAOS!

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Midasia

Spanelsko wrote:randomly remembered, mentioning someone in your factbook.

Does it also give the notification thing in notices?

If their nation name was used with this i mean :

Also don't worry why i am asking, its just a side project.

Russkov Soviet wrote:It has indeed notified me that I was mentioned in an INVASION PLAN!

Favourite exchange so far

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_T7bD4pAlE

Not sure if i posted a link to this song before but hey, at least its catchy so if i did post it before i don't need to feel like a total moron :p

Lavan Tiri, Percyton

Fact of the day:

Male reindeer lose their antlers in Winter. Female reindeer keep them till Spring. So Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are either all female or have all been castrated.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia, Hvitbitaeol

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Fact of the day:

Male reindeer lose their antlers in Winter. Female reindeer keep them till Spring. So Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are either all female or have all been castrated.

Reindeer also have furry noses, and if you milk them in their natural habitat, you get instant ice cream because of the cold.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Fact of the day:

Male reindeer lose their antlers in Winter. Female reindeer keep them till Spring. So Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are either all female or have all been castrated.

The Santa Clause story just got really dark.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:The Santa Clause story just got really dark.

Oh yeah, Nurem hates female representation

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Russkov Soviet wrote:Aleksi: Percy! It is good to see you! And I know my father is happy that you are alive and well.... Rest his soul.

Zacia: And I am glad to keep our alliance alive and well. Despite this blasted pandemic, our factories have turned out a massive amount of toys for those in Sodor. So on behalf of our Motherland, we wish you an early Merry Christmas!

Percy: Thank you, you two! We are very grateful for the toys. A Merry Christmas to you too!

Spanelsko wrote:We might drop some gifts to others be it engines or humans on Sodor as well, after all its Purgemass, everyone deserves a gift.... even from us.

Also, am I high or did someone actually consider us, the Iberians as an ally? I am asking since the pollution and chemicals we inhale each day do have some side effects from time to time...

Percy: Your gifts would be very much appreciated! And yes, we consider you an ally! You've done a lot for our nation, even sending us some of your engines. We are thankful for all the help you've given Percyton!

Bearlong wrote:I graduated college today. I even got my own glorified PowerPoint slide. It was nice.

Percy: Congrats, Bear!

Nuremgard wrote:Well done. I graduated uni in July and still haven't received my diploma.

Percy: Congrats to you too, Nurem!

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Percyton wrote:Percy: Thank you, you two! We are very grateful for the toys. A Merry Christmas to you too!

Percy: Your gifts would be very much appreciated! And yes, we consider you an ally! You've done a lot for our nation, even sending us some of your engines. We are thankful for all the help you've given Percyton!

Percy: Congrats, Bear!

Percy: Congrats to you too, Nurem!

While i am still confused how you can see us as friends considering we were very much open about the fact that we plan to conquer sodor during operation apocalypse still scheduled for the year 2023 and use your people/engines for our supply lines in eastern Europe i am pleasantly surprised that you hold us in such a high regard. I will now write to my notes the possibility of percy being a masochist. Anyway we can confirm that the bombardment of Sodor is scheduled for the 24th of december.

The Bombing runs will target major and smaller towns as well as villages and will continue until the 26th of December.

One thing to note= bombardment= dropping off gifts all around sodor using our bomber squadrons that will be equipped with gifts instead of actual bombs. Toys, Oil, Coal and machine parts will all be delivered alongside the holy books of chaos. Merry Purgemass to all.

"RUSSKOV SECTON"

On the 28th all Iberian forces will begin their leave of russia, by 30th of December all Iberian soldiers will leave russia.

On the 1st of January the Supreme Khan himself will visit moscow to present a document with the official declaration of when we will begin our attack, after all, we expect your foxes to put up a proper fight. Official Declaration of war will commence alongside the invasion itself. May the reign of terror protect us all.

On a separate note, the leader wonders if skinning the red foxes for their fur is considered as skinning a human or not, consider the weird genetic experiments going on in Ruskov its certainly hard to tell.

On a second separate note. Ruskovian base on Sodor will NOT be attacked during the whole war by us, since we do remember the accidents that have happened during the first invasion of Russia.

That is all. Iberia out.

Lavan Tiri, Percyton

History fun facts:

- In 1063 there was a dispute between the Abbot Wiederad of Fulda and Bishop Hezilo of Hildesheim about who was allowed to sit next to the Archbishop of Mainz during services. The dispute resulted in several deaths.

- On 18th April 1930 BBC broadcasts just piano music instead of the evening news. The reason: there are no news.

- In 1966 the government of Iceland forbids TV broadcasting on Thursdays to promote social activities. The ban is lifted in 1987.

- 9th November 1989: The whole world talks about the fall of the Berlin Wall. Except the Swiss Government. Quote of the Department of Foreign Affairs on 10th Nov. : " It's impossible for Minister Felber to give a statement about all political events. Nearly every day something important happens."

- 1853: The bark 'Oriole' reaches the mouth of the Columbia River. She has construction materials on board for a desperately needed lighthouse at Cape Disappointment. Because of the missing lighthouse she runs aground close to the construction site.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy, Midasia

Post by The Trotskist Anarchist State Of Monaco suppressed by Lavan Tiri.

Poomio!

Lavan Tiri

12 hours ago: Cofn office of the consulship ceased to exist.

1 job

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Midasia

Unfallious wrote:12 hours ago: Cofn office of the consulship ceased to exist.

1 job

More importantly.

6 days ago: The Republic of The Fifth French Republic of the region The European Community proposed constructing embassies.

Lavan, so help me, I will riot

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Unfallious wrote:12 hours ago: Cofn office of the consulship ceased to exist.

1 job

Merc you're fired

Gaeil Eire wrote:More importantly.

6 days ago: The Republic of The Fifth French Republic of the region The European Community proposed constructing embassies.

Lavan, so help me, I will riot

I'm not dignifying Eurotrash with a response

Penguania And Antarctica

Y'all would be surprised by how interesting and drama-filled school board meetings can be.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

My mom tested positive, gonna get checked tomorrow but I suspect that I'm also positive

Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Chernarus State wrote:My mom tested positive, gonna get checked tomorrow but I suspect that I'm also positive

Hope you're both okay and recover soon x

Chernarus State, Percyton, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:Merc you're fired

I'm not dignifying Eurotrash with a response

Interesting coming from the next useless nation in the region after the consulship office itself

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Chernarus State wrote:My mom tested positive, gonna get checked tomorrow but I suspect that I'm also positive

Welp, my brother and I tested positive

OTOH, Gromit Mug is here - https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333851010042953728/791024806525927434/20201222_132202.jpg

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Time to change into something festive. :)

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia

Chernarus State wrote:Welp, my brother and I tested positive

OTOH, Gromit Mug is here - https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333851010042953728/791024806525927434/20201222_132202.jpg

that pic is just full of cocks

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Percyton

Gaeil Eire wrote:that pic is just full of cocks

two words: my mother

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Mercunova wrote:Interesting coming from the next useless nation in the region after the consulship office itself

Hey now, I'm not useless.

Sometimes I cause incredible problems.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia

Merry Christmas everyone. :)

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia, Gaeil Eire

happy Christmas

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia, Gaeil Eire

Merry Christmas, ladies, gents and NB pals.

Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia, Gaeil Eire

Merry Christmas all owo

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia, Gaeil Eire

Lavan Tiri wrote:Hey now, I'm not useless.

Sometimes I cause incredible problems.

I've been thinking about this message all day and I think I've caused the third or fourth most crises in the region

Nuremgard, Chernarus State, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:I've been thinking about this message all day and I think I've caused the third or fourth most crises in the region

It's OK, you can safely say you've never caused as big of a clusterf*ck as Ru did, at least. Or Lat, but that's down to personal preference for ordering I suppose.

Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia

Percy: A little late, but I want to wish all of you a Merry Christmas! Despite this year being different, I hope you all were able to make the best of it! I mentioned before that due to the virus most of Sodor's Christmas events were cancelled, but us engines did have a party in the sheds, with other engines joining the party through Zoom.

Duck: That's right. It's different from our usual big parties at Knapford or Vicarstown, but we still had a good time. My favorite part was when we got Gordon to wear the giant Santa hat!

Gordon: *groans* Oooh, the indignity.

Thomas: Oh cheer up Gordon! Where's your holiday spirit?

Gordon: Holiday spirit? Bah humbug! I'm just looking forward to going back to my usual express work.

Chernarus State wrote:Welp, my brother and I tested positive

OTOH, Gromit Mug is here - https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333851010042953728/791024806525927434/20201222_132202.jpg

Oh no! Hope you and your brother get better soon!

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron-A wrote:It's OK, you can safely say you've never caused as big of a clusterf*ck as Ru did, at least. Or Lat, but that's down to personal preference for ordering I suppose.

Christ in terms of regional crises Clax was like 9/11 and Covid combined

Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Happy New Year, everyone! 2020 was difficult for all of us, but I hope your 2021 will be better! And for the people who live in places where it's still 2020, I hope you enjoy your fireworks, ball drop, or whatever you do to celebrate the new year!

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

A belated happy new year to all of you. <3

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Midasia

Happy New Year to you all! May your 2021 be better than your 2020!

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

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