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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Pirate Kingdoms wrote:1960s cartoon

https://media2.fdncms.com/nuvo/imager/dramatic-reveal/u/big/2747068/screen_shot_2014-01-16_at_4.39.42_pm.png

Also, eyy, Castle

Ah.

So how are the Pirate Kingdoms?

Nuremgard wrote:Ah.

So how are the Pirate Kingdoms?

al-Qarn, remember? (Eritrea, Djibouti, and Somalia)

Anyways, we're about to hold a referendum tomorrow on modifying the structure of government and finally fixing up some of the more ambiguous parts of the Federal Government: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32559485&sid=be8f949193b4359128dd8269b79e7fe4#p32559485

There is also talk that candidates may be coming from the military, but not much has come out of it

Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:al-Qarn, remember? (Eritrea, Djibouti, and Somalia)

Anyways, we're about to hold a referendum tomorrow on modifying the structure of government and finally fixing up some of the more ambiguous parts of the Federal Government: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32559485&sid=be8f949193b4359128dd8269b79e7fe4#p32559485

There is also talk that candidates may be coming from the military, but not much has come out of it

I imagine your elections and referendums to be chaotic and corrupt. After all, your country is full of pirates and your political freedoms are widely abused.

Jaslandia

Andromitus wrote:Kalaron CROSS V. CONCORD?

The Issue[/B]

It’s the centenary of the Great The Confederacy of Free Nations War, and competing plans to commemorate the historic moment are being considered for approval.

The Debate

“Of course we should remember the War - but there was nothing ‘Great’ about it!” pontificates student protester Renee Räikkönen, who has read two and a half books about the War and now knows everything about it. “It was a shameful bloodbath caused by greedy capitalist arms manufacturers, and it could have been avoided. We should be remembering the incalculable tragedy of it all and making sure it never happens again!”

Not my fault, the kyute boys were calling >:^^^))))

No but really not my fault unless y'all were against free stuff I guess :P

And, of course, as a meme.

H a the damage is already done andu.

now

each year

more and more of your children will grow up thinking traps aren't gay

"BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS. THERE IS NO PLOT.

NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING EVER. JUST A LOT OF BULLSH!T LIKE THIS. WITH CAKES AND CARDS FLYING EVERY WHICH WAY. AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE.

FROWNING AT IT."

-Caliborn

Nuremgard wrote:Hmm. Alright then. Let's go for the 20% on both orders.

Why are you giving me shock therapy? :P

Alrighty, we'll say 750 MBT-90s as well :D

Russkov Soviet wrote:Hmm... Could you send me 2-3 of each? I've been needing to correct some of my military. I'm starting to wonder how I stack up at this point. Prices are no problem.

I'm afraid that Kalaron would hard-reject that IC. Like, they'd drop it like it's hot style.

"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little

I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles

Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle

G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

When the pimp's in the crib ma

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot..."

-English Romantic poet, John Keats

...

I am willing to link you to each to let you see how you compare, but that information, naturally, should really remain OOC with absolutely no impact on the IC.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:When I saw Andy mention shock therapy, is it sad that I was immediately thinking of Mike Pence nicknames?

My first thought was economic shock therapy, to be honest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_therapy_(economics)

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:You'd be surprised how much the internet came make out of one man, including the uncanny resemblance to Race Bannon from Jonny Quest :p

Mike Pence and Steve Bannon are both associated with the top level of the Trump administration.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/dc5adb738aaa5dc4c3955d827557e803/tumblr_mg8o67kcjY1ri9w71o1_400.gif

Kalaron wrote:Not my fault, the kyute boys were calling >:^^^))))

No but really not my fault unless y'all were against free stuff I guess :P

And, of course, as a meme.

H a the damage is already done andu.

now

each year

more and more of your children will grow up thinking traps aren't gay

"BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS. THERE IS NO PLOT.

NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING EVER. JUST A LOT OF BULLSH!T LIKE THIS. WITH CAKES AND CARDS FLYING EVERY WHICH WAY. AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE.

FROWNING AT IT."

-Caliborn

Go home Kal; you're drunk.

Nuremgard wrote:I imagine your elections and referendums to be chaotic and corrupt. After all, your country is full of pirates and your political freedoms are widely abused.

Pirates aren't even relevant (most of them got killed when Int. sent some ships to stop attacks), the Free State (pre-2019 Federal Government) finally captured Isabelle Askar (the leader of the junta that was known as the National Salvation Tribunal, she lost control when she tried to get al-Qarn to become part of the PLR, then led the NST-Unionists in a civil war until PLR collapsed (i.e. left the region) and finally surrendered) due to be put on trial for war crimes, and the next stage of the war is against the Republic of Somaliland in the Northwest Corridor (the Puntland State joined the Free State and is organizing a pincer move along with the Southern Army (the NST-Transition, a former moderate group in the original NST, they contributed to pointing out that the PLR committed war crimes by bombing civilian villages aligned to the NST) in the east)

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Jaslandia wrote:My first thought was economic shock therapy, to be honest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_therapy_(economics)Mike Pence and Steve Bannon are both associated with the top level of the Trump administration.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/dc5adb738aaa5dc4c3955d827557e803/tumblr_mg8o67kcjY1ri9w71o1_400.gif

Fun fact: Mike Pence looks a lot like Cotton Hill :p

https://i.imgur.com/oPBjnbx.jpg

Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Pirates aren't even relevant (most of them got killed when Int. sent some ships to stop attacks), the Free State (pre-2019 Federal Government) finally captured Isabelle Askar (the leader of the junta that was known as the National Salvation Tribunal, she lost control when she tried to get al-Qarn to become part of the PLR, then led the NST-Unionists in a civil war until PLR collapsed (i.e. left the region) and finally surrendered) due to be put on trial for war crimes, and the next stage of the war is against the Republic of Somaliland in the Northwest Corridor (the Puntland State joined the Free State and is organizing a pincer move along with the Southern Army (the NST-Transition, a former moderate group in the original NST, they contributed to pointing out that the PLR committed war crimes by bombing civilian villages aligned to the NST) in the east)

Your nation sounds very unstable!

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Your nation sounds very unstable!

Actually, with the NST fractured, we're becoming more stable than before: the CDB managed to overthrow Isaias Afwerki in Medri Bahri (Eritrea; just as much of a dictator here as he is in real life) and are introducing a democratic government, Puntland (Djibouti) has been purged of agents from the Ardayga Islaamka Maleeshiyaadka (think Buddhist ISIL in the best of terms) and by extension a large source of corruption, and the arrival of the Southern Army may, in fact, bring in a much stronger Somaliland (Somalia regional government, just as broken, if not more so, here as in real life). Also, the elections are the first to be held in 8 years ( the last one followed the 2012 constitutional referendum, with an election being held almost immediately afterwards), and we've become part of the African Ædenist Branch with Tserra, so some more stability there, adding with the Free State having joined the Phoenix Concord.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Kalaron

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Actually, with the NST fractured, we're becoming more stable than before: the CDB managed to overthrow Isaias Afwerki in Medri Bahri (Eritrea; just as much of a dictator here as he is in real life) and are introducing a democratic government, Puntland (Djibouti) has been purged of agents from the Ardayga Islaamka Maleeshiyaadka (think Buddhist ISIL in the best of terms) and by extension a large source of corruption, and the arrival of the Southern Army may, in fact, bring in a much stronger Somaliland (Somalia regional government, just as broken, if not more so, here as in real life). Also, the elections are the first to be held in 8 years ( the last one followed the 2012 constitutional referendum, with an election being held almost immediately afterwards), and we've become part of the African Ædenist Branch with Tserra, so so more stability there, adding with the Free State having joined the Phoenix Concord.

Well Nuremgard supports the Kingdoms' democratisation and we also hope corruption decreases.

Jaslandia, Kalaron, Pirate Kingdoms

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Fun fact: Mike Pence looks a lot like Cotton Hill :p

https://i.imgur.com/oPBjnbx.jpg

Trump administration officials resembling fictional characters seems to be a pattern. For example, AG Jeff Sessions resembles both the Keebler elf and Dobby from the Harry Potter movies.

https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/16/66/67d36a839f908fc410282d96afc0bdd2.jpg

https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/19/83/7f317d1013e229dc884f13964064b995.jpg

Nuremgard

Jaslandia wrote:Go home Kal; you're drunk.

"I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In slumber it grew a thick winter skin, white as bedsheets. In their folds the waker dreamt, her breath as steam, her touch as hot as iron, forgotten in the fire.

Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!"

-Acclaimed actor and sleeping prophet, Charles Dutton

I was more than half way through editing another quotation for posting and then I started reading over the actual lines themselves.

It was too inane...even for me.

Jaslandia

Kalaron wrote:Not my fault, the kyute boys were calling >:^^^))))

No but really not my fault unless y'all were against free stuff I guess :P

And, of course, as a meme.

H a the damage is already done andu.

now

each year

more and more of your children will grow up thinking traps aren't gay

"BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS. THERE IS NO PLOT.

NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING EVER. JUST A LOT OF BULLSH!T LIKE THIS. WITH CAKES AND CARDS FLYING EVERY WHICH WAY. AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE.

FROWNING AT IT."

-Caliborn

Alrighty, we'll say 750 MBT-90s as well :D

I'm afraid that Kalaron would hard-reject that IC. Like, they'd drop it like it's hot style.

"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little

I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles

Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle

G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

When the pimp's in the crib ma

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot..."

-English Romantic poet, John Keats

...

I am willing to link you to each to let you see how you compare, but that information, naturally, should really remain OOC with absolutely no impact on the IC.

Sure. I'll take a link

Valyria is an empire but should its monarch be an empress or a queen? Which sounds better?

Jaslandia

News from Sulania

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32620240#p32620240

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major

Sulania wrote:News from Sulania

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32620240#p32620240

Holy sh!t. So many unstable states in this region.

Jaslandia, The Wyoming Peoples Front

Nuremgard wrote:Valyria is an empire but should its monarch be an empress or a queen? Which sounds better?

In general, I think 'Empress' sounds cooler, but it all depends on the context (how powerful the monarch is, how powerful Valyria is, whether or not the monarch has delusions of grandeur, etc.).

Nuremgard

Sulania wrote:News from Sulania

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32620240#p32620240

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2362229/85391139.gif

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FF3YYFzuWyc/WH5Q4bo6RII/AAAAAAAACMU/zf3NL5VmQXsj2daaSAGan98x9NG9vsp4gCK4B/s1600/8a6813e28358.gif

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Jaslandia wrote:In general, I think 'Empress' sounds cooler, but it all depends on the context (how powerful the monarch is, how powerful Valyria is, whether or not the monarch has delusions of grandeur, etc.).

Valyria is an empire which stretches across many nations and peoples on a continent. The monarch is Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons etc. And she is powerful but she is still competing with the Forum.

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Holy sh!t. So many unstable states in this region.

Oi, I'm not unstable.

Jeez, Nurem. You sound like my ex. :P

Vista Major wrote:http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2362229/85391139.gif

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FF3YYFzuWyc/WH5Q4bo6RII/AAAAAAAACMU/zf3NL5VmQXsj2daaSAGan98x9NG9vsp4gCK4B/s1600/8a6813e28358.gif

Vista... Are you supporting Communism?

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major

Sulania wrote:Oi, I'm not unstable.

Jeez, Nurem. You sound like my ex. :P

Vista... Are you supporting Communism?

Dude, you just had to put down a coup. That's the epitome of unstable. :P

Jaslandia, Vista Major

Nuremgard wrote:Dude, you just had to put down a coup. That's the epitome of unstable. :P

Put down a coup that killed the President.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Russkov Soviet wrote:Sure. I'll take a link

http://iiwiki.com/wiki/F-35/86

http://iiwiki.com/wiki/KAH-223

http://iiwiki.com/wiki/FSB-107

Favorite quote I've seen tonight?

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty. "

Sulania wrote:Oi, I'm not unstable.

Jeez, Nurem. You sound like my ex. :P

Vista... Are you supporting Communism?

Do you want me to beat your Ex?

I will

<<<<<333333

Vista Major

Kalaron wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/F-35/86

http://iiwiki.com/wiki/KAH-223

http://iiwiki.com/wiki/FSB-107

Favorite quote I've seen tonight?

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty. "

Do you want me to beat your Ex?

I will

<<<<<333333

First off, no.

Second off, none of them have ever called me unstable.

Jaslandia, Kalaron

Sulania wrote:Put down a coup that killed the President.

Put down a coup that killed the President, exactly. Unstable.

Jaslandia, Vista Major

Sulania wrote:Vista... Are you supporting Communism?

Don't judge me.

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Put down a coup that killed the President, exactly. Unstable.

Understatement

Sulania is darn near a failed state

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Holy sh!t. So many unstable states in this region.

Still more stable than an African state :p (the fact that they managed to actually fight back is one of them)

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Vista Major wrote:Understatement

Sulania is darn near a failed state

Ooh, bitchy.

Vista Major

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Still more stable than an African state :p (the fact that they managed to actually fight back is one of them)

Valyria: You know what Africa needs? Some stabilising colonialism.

Jaslandia, Tserra

Nuremgard wrote:Valyria: You know what Africa needs? Some stabilising colonialism.

F*CK

THAT

SH*T

LOOK AT WHAT PLR TRIED TO DO

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Ooh, bitchy.

Not quite, hunty

But close

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:F*CK

THAT

SH*T

LOOK AT WHAT PLR TRIED TO DO

Yeah but PLR doesn't have dragons.

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Yeah but PLR doesn't have dragons.

We have Kalaronian stealth bombers, military-esque Islamists, and literal psychopaths with flamethrowers and flame-spewing firetrucks with mortars: try to bring some dragons now :p

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Kalaron

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:We have Kalaronian stealth bombers, military-esque Islamists, and literal psychopaths with flamethrowers and flame-spewing firetrucks with mortars: try to bring some dragons now :p

We have dragons AND magic. :P

Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:F*CK

THAT

SH*T

LOOK AT WHAT PLR TRIED TO DO

Bombed civilians then argued semantics???

:P

Sulania wrote:First off, no.

Second off, none of them have ever called me unstable.

Good, if they did I would have had to destroy them <<<333

Jaslandia, Pirate Kingdoms

Nuremgard wrote:We have dragons AND magic. :P

Not good when you get shot with an incendiary explosive .50 caliber bullet to the head (Raufoss Mk 211)

Jaslandia

Vista Major wrote:Understatement

Sulania is darn near a failed state

Jeez

Vista Major, Percyton

Vista Major wrote:Understatement

Sulania is darn near a failed state

Who pissed in your mouth today :p

Vista Major

Nuremgard wrote:Valyria is an empire which stretches across many nations and peoples on a continent. The monarch is Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons etc. And she is powerful but she is still competing with the Forum.

Sounds like an Empress to me!

Nuremgard

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Who pissed in your mouth today :p

If you made that joke a couple weeks ago, I would have actually mentioned a guy

But, either way, neither he nor anyone else pissed in my mouth

You can imagine my disappointment

Sulania wrote:Jeez

This is hardly the first time Sulania had an uprising

Need we mention East and West Sulania again?

(finally, a reason to use the edit function, gg)

Jaslandia

Vista Major wrote:This is hardly the first time Sulania had an uprising

Need we mention East and West Sulania again?

(finally, a reason to use the edit function, gg)

That was different! It was a rebellion against the Communists!

It's official, I'm off my rocker, lol.

I did a storefront post with some men's fashions and apparently the people living in the WPF all dress like 70s cowboys and pimps, lol

Jaslandia, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:Holy sh!t. So many unstable states in this region.

Mine is stable, just crime riddled.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Wango ze Tango mofos!

Russkov Soviet, Percyton

Khan! You came! Welcome.

Percyton

Word up brosephus

Andromitus, Percyton

I think I am getting Nevada and Idaho so you and I could maybe do some fun stuff in the west.

Jaslandia, King Khan And The Shrines

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:Wango ze Tango mofos!

Welcome to the region, King Khan and the Shrines! I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor. I hope you like it here!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, King Khan And The Shrines

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:I think I am getting Nevada and Idaho so you and I could maybe do some fun stuff in the west.

What about the bear republic? Who rules californ-eye-aye?

Percyton wrote:Welcome to the region, King Khan and the Shrines! I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor. I hope you like it here!

Thanks much little blue dude!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:Wango ze Tango mofos!

Ahh...King Khan and the Shrines have graced this region with their presence. Welcome brother..to the Confederacy of Free Nations! My name is Aleksander Dimitri Coltsov. I am the current Premier of the Equestrian Empire and Supreme Ruler of Russia. How may this war horse be of service? *neighs*

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, King Khan And The Shrines

Looks like the devout tribes of The Jadentopian Order are in charge of Cali

Russkov Soviet wrote:Ahh...King Khan and the Shrines have graced this region with their presence. Welcome brother..to the Confederacy of Free Nations! My name is Aleksander Dimitri Coltsov. I am the current Premier of the Equestrian Empire and Supreme Ruler of Russia. How may this war horse be of service? *neighs*

Happy trails my main man, I could use like some baklava and a chilled vodka and some baluga caviar and a few thousand AKs to black market off to gangs in the western US of A.

Other than that, I'm totally solid my man.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:Looks like the devout tribes of The Jadentopian Order are in charge of Cali

Have you like met the head cochondo or is he like an absent Abner?

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:Have you like met the head cochondo or is he like an absent Abner?

Haven't talked to him/her

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:Thanks much little blue dude!

Green actually, but you're welcome.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

I was supposed to come on September 23rd, but I procrastinated and it now is October 3rd.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Nuova Constidor wrote:I was supposed to come on September 23rd, but I procrastinated and it now is October 3rd.

Constidor? Is that really you? It's been a while.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Jaslandia wrote:Constidor? Is that really you? It's been a while.

Why would anyone but the real Constidor take up the role? Have there been some knockoff Constidors in this region?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:Looks like the devout tribes of The Jadentopian Order are in charge of Cali

Wait a minute, it all makes sense now.

Nuova Constidor wrote:Why would anyone but the real Constidor take up the role? Have there been some knockoff Constidors in this region?

None that I'm aware of, but I just wanted to make sure I was thinking of the right person.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Nuova Constidor

Sulania wrote:Wait a minute, it all makes sense now.

Vas?

Percyton

Jaslandia wrote:None that I'm aware of, but I just wanted to make sure I was thinking of the right person.

What has happened while I was gone?

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:I was supposed to come on September 23rd, but I procrastinated and it now is October 3rd.

Hello, Nuova Constidor! I don't remember if we formally met the last time. I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor.

Sulania wrote:Wait a minute, it all makes sense now.

What do you mean?

Penguania And Antarctica

I certainly remember seeing you before, so the introduction isn't needed. I have actually been a part of this community for about two years.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32621116#p32621116

Referendum time and some words on what went down in Sulania

The Wyoming Peoples Front

Percyton wrote:

What do you mean?

I was wondering the same thing

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Had a total brain fart today in my tutorial. I made a point and my tutor asked me which left winger would disagree with me. I misheard him as saying right wing and I said Friedrich Hayek, much to the amusement of the class. I quickly corrected myself.

Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Cesorion

Nuremgard wrote:Had a total brain fart today in my tutorial. I made a point and my tutor asked me which left winger would disagree with me. I misheard him as saying right wing and I said Friedrich Hayek, much to the amusement of the class. I quickly corrected myself.

Lel, yeah, I hate it when I mishear things. It's worse when someone is in a super-loud place but won't raise their voice.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Mercunova wrote:No one important :P

I was the provisional Speaker for the meeting that founded this iteration of the region though.

Best Speaker Mercy.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton

Kalaron wrote:Lel, yeah, I hate it when I mishear things. It's worse when someone is in a super-loud place but won't raise their voice.

I am quite soft spoken yet remarkably good at public speaking so long as I have a microphone

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Confederal States

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:Vas?

You're Jadentopia. I thought I recognized you in some way

Second best issue

The Issue

A recent opinion survey carried out by the Leader Fan Club has suggested that you are the most beloved and accomplished head of state in the history of Spanelsko. They’re suggesting that to celebrate this good news, a brand new public holiday would put the hoi polloi in even greater admiration of your glorious leadership.

“Patriots Day!” exclaims Louis McCloud, an excitable junior civil servant who carries a picture of you in his wallet, and is always trying to get you to notice him. “The national anthem would be played all day long on TV and radio. There’d be carnivals in the streets showcasing our traditional clothes, dance, music and food. It will be fun for the kids too, as they can decorate their bicycles in the national colours of Spanelsko and win prizes for the best decorations. And looking over the festivities, a sixty-foot tall portrait of you, our most beloved leader!” ( a bit of a stalin way)

“A celebration isn’t a bad idea, but you’re looking at it from the wrong perspective,” offers Army General and author of the book Why Leader Is Our Greatest Strategic Asset, Sabina Sparkle. “An Armed Forces Day is what we need. Can you picture it now? A million armed men and women marching in perfect unison through the streets of Spanelsko City, eyes right as they turn heads to salute you. Then, battalions of our newest armoured vehicles, followed by the best part: our biggest missiles on trailers. What a sight to behold! And all the civilians can be forced to be spectators; they wouldn’t dare oppose that considering all the guns on show!” (totally nazi)

Diego Harris, the top undertaker in Spanelsko, has the final say. “I haven’t had a day off for twenty-five years. I don’t need a day off, and all these work-shy layabouts shouldn’t have one either. Leader, we don’t need another public holiday. In fact, we don’t need any public holidays. Get rid of them all; it will be good for the economy.” (great slave)

As i see building fourth reich isnt hard at all......

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Second best issue

The Issue

A recent opinion survey carried out by the Leader Fan Club has suggested that you are the most beloved and accomplished head of state in the history of Spanelsko. They’re suggesting that to celebrate this good news, a brand new public holiday would put the hoi polloi in even greater admiration of your glorious leadership.

“Patriots Day!” exclaims Louis McCloud, an excitable junior civil servant who carries a picture of you in his wallet, and is always trying to get you to notice him. “The national anthem would be played all day long on TV and radio. There’d be carnivals in the streets showcasing our traditional clothes, dance, music and food. It will be fun for the kids too, as they can decorate their bicycles in the national colours of Spanelsko and win prizes for the best decorations. And looking over the festivities, a sixty-foot tall portrait of you, our most beloved leader!” ( a bit of a stalin way)

“A celebration isn’t a bad idea, but you’re looking at it from the wrong perspective,” offers Army General and author of the book Why Leader Is Our Greatest Strategic Asset, Sabina Sparkle. “An Armed Forces Day is what we need. Can you picture it now? A million armed men and women marching in perfect unison through the streets of Spanelsko City, eyes right as they turn heads to salute you. Then, battalions of our newest armoured vehicles, followed by the best part: our biggest missiles on trailers. What a sight to behold! And all the civilians can be forced to be spectators; they wouldn’t dare oppose that considering all the guns on show!” (totally nazi)

Diego Harris, the top undertaker in Spanelsko, has the final say. “I haven’t had a day off for twenty-five years. I don’t need a day off, and all these work-shy layabouts shouldn’t have one either. Leader, we don’t need another public holiday. In fact, we don’t need any public holidays. Get rid of them all; it will be good for the economy.” (great slave)

As i see building fourth reich isnt hard at all......

I chose the Armed Forces day option in my militaristic nation.

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Second best issue

The Issue

A recent opinion survey carried out by the Leader Fan Club has suggested that you are the most beloved and accomplished head of state in the history of Spanelsko. They’re suggesting that to celebrate this good news, a brand new public holiday would put the hoi polloi in even greater admiration of your glorious leadership.

“Patriots Day!” exclaims Louis McCloud, an excitable junior civil servant who carries a picture of you in his wallet, and is always trying to get you to notice him. “The national anthem would be played all day long on TV and radio. There’d be carnivals in the streets showcasing our traditional clothes, dance, music and food. It will be fun for the kids too, as they can decorate their bicycles in the national colours of Spanelsko and win prizes for the best decorations. And looking over the festivities, a sixty-foot tall portrait of you, our most beloved leader!” ( a bit of a stalin way)

“A celebration isn’t a bad idea, but you’re looking at it from the wrong perspective,” offers Army General and author of the book Why Leader Is Our Greatest Strategic Asset, Sabina Sparkle. “An Armed Forces Day is what we need. Can you picture it now? A million armed men and women marching in perfect unison through the streets of Spanelsko City, eyes right as they turn heads to salute you. Then, battalions of our newest armoured vehicles, followed by the best part: our biggest missiles on trailers. What a sight to behold! And all the civilians can be forced to be spectators; they wouldn’t dare oppose that considering all the guns on show!” (totally nazi)

Diego Harris, the top undertaker in Spanelsko, has the final say. “I haven’t had a day off for twenty-five years. I don’t need a day off, and all these work-shy layabouts shouldn’t have one either. Leader, we don’t need another public holiday. In fact, we don’t need any public holidays. Get rid of them all; it will be good for the economy.” (great slave)

As i see building fourth reich isnt hard at all......

Oh no, not National Bolshevism.

Spanelsko

Nuova Constidor wrote:Oh no, not National Bolshevism.

Do you have problem with our ways comrade?

Spanelsko wrote:Do you have problem with our ways comrade?

Yes. You are fascists in every way but in your nostalgic view of the Soviet Union.

Friedensreich

Nuova Constidor wrote:Yes. You are fascists in every way but in your nostalgic view of the Soviet Union.

And? Oh i see you are a ´´free land´´ (bourgeoisie fascist)

The Issue

After a recent survey discovered that nearly 40% of all citizens in Spanelsko are single, there has been an increasingly loud call for the legalisation of prostitution.

WTF?

Spanelsko wrote:And? Oh i see you are a ´´free land´´ (bourgeoisie fascist)

What?

Nuova Constidor wrote:What?

You are enemy of Marx!

Spanelsko wrote:You are enemy of Marx!

Of course I am. I am an anarcho-communist.

“Not so fast now!” interjects daring entrepreneur, Sven Meier. “Why don’t we just have the prostitution industry run by the government? By letting the government regulate prostitution, Spanelsko can force any patrons to undergo tests for diseases, make prostitutes have regular medical check-ups and pay a portion of their earnings to the government. Of course we’d still have to put more policemen on the streets to keep illegal brothels from popping up and make sure the hospitals are equipped to handle the extra workload, but you can always raise taxes to account for that.”

Government run prostitution, i know that my nation is fu-cked up but still, this is a genius thing!

Nuova Constidor

Nuova Constidor wrote:Of course I am. I am an anarcho-communist.

Still bourgeoisie in my eyes.....

Spanelsko wrote:Still bourgeoisie in my eyes.....

Why?

Nuova Constidor wrote:Why?

Not communist/socialist= bourgeoisie.

Nuremgard wrote:I chose the Armed Forces day option in my militaristic nation.

So did I xP

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Not communist/socialist= bourgeoisie.

Anarcho-communists are quite obviously communists. Is this how fascists are trying to convert leftists to their vile ideology these days? How sad.

Nuova Constidor wrote:Anarcho-communists are quite obviously communists. Is this how fascists are trying to convert leftists to their vile ideology these days? How sad.

I am not a fascist! (meanwhile looking at painting of Adolf)

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:I am not a fascist! (meanwhile looking at painting of Adolf)

Why does that painting have white stains on it?

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:Why does that painting have white stains on it?

I swear i dont know...... (how the fu-ck has he seen that?)

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:Wango ze Tango mofos!

Heya! I'm Andy, MoJ, Mentor, and Moderator here in the CoFN, if you have any questions, feel free to pop up to me :D

Nuova Constidor wrote:I certainly remember seeing you before, so the introduction isn't needed. I have actually been a part of this community for about two years.

Hey Const, how've you been?

Spanelsko wrote:Still bourgeoisie in my eyes.....

If an AnCom is bourgeoisie, then I'm a Primitivist ( ͡°ω ͡°)

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko

Andromitus wrote:Heya! I'm Andy, MoJ, Mentor, and Moderator here in the CoFN, if you have any questions, feel free to pop up to me :D

Hey Const, how've you been?

If an AnCom is bourgeoisie, then I'm a Primitivist ( ͡°ω ͡°)

Hmmm, i always knew you were an ape but now i have been proven correct.

Penguania And Antarctica

[spoiler=Today is October 4 and today are:]

Today is October 4 and today are:

- Beginning of World Space Week

- Chuseok (South Korea)

- Cinnamon Roll Day (Sweden)

- Day of Peace and Reconciliation (Mozambique)

- Feast of St Francis of Assisi (some Christian communities)

- Improve Your Office Day

- Independence Day (Lesotho)

- Mid-Autumn Festival (China, Taiwan)

- National Golf Lover’s Day (United States)

- National Pumpkin Seed Day (United States)

- National Taco Day (United States)

- National Vodka Day (United States)

- National Walk to School Day (United States)

- Ship in A Bottle Day

- World Animal Day

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=This day in history:]

This day in history:

- AD 23 – Rebels capture and sack the Chinese capital Chang'an during a peasant rebellion. They kill and decapitate the emperor, Wang Mang, two days later.

- 610 – Heraclius arrives by ship from Africa at Constantinople, overthrows Byzantine Emperor Phocas and becomes Emperor.

- 1227 – Assassination of Caliph al-Adil.

- 1302 – A peace treaty between the Byzantine Empire and the Republic of Venice ends the Byzantine–Venetian War (1296–1302).

- 1363 – End of the Battle of Lake Poyang; the Chinese rebel forces of Zhu Yuanzhang defeat that of his rival, Chen Youliang, in one of the largest naval battles in history.

- 1511 – Formation of the Holy League of Ferdinand II of Aragon, the Papal States and the Republic of Venice against France.

- 1535 – The first complete English-language Bible (the Coverdale Bible) is printed, with translations by William Tyndale and Myles Coverdale.

- 1582 – Pope Gregory XIII implements the Gregorian calendar. In Italy, Poland, Portugal, and Spain, October 4 of this year is followed directly by October 15.

- 1597 – The first Guale uprising begins against the Spanish missions in Georgia.

- 1636 – The Swedish Army defeats the armies of Saxony and the Holy Roman Empire at the Battle of Wittstock.

- 1693 – Piedmontese troops are defeated by the French.

- 1777 – Battle of Germantown: Troops under George Washington are repelled by British troops under Sir William Howe.

- 1795 – Napoleon Bonaparte first rises to national prominence by suppressing armed counter-revolutionary rioters threatening the National Convention.

- 1824 – Mexico adopts a new constitution and becomes a federal republic.

- 1830 – The Provisional Government of Belgium secedes from the United Kingdom of the Netherlands.

- 1853 – The Ottoman Empire declares war on the Russian Empire.

- 1876 – Texas A&M University opens as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas, becoming the first public institution of higher education in Texas.

- 1883 – First run of the Orient Express.

- 1883 – First meeting of the Boys' Brigade in Glasgow, Scotland.

- 1895 – The first U.S. Open Men's Golf Championship administered by the United States Golf Association is played at the Newport Country Club in Newport, Rhode Island.

- 1904 – IFK Göteborg was founded in Café Olivedal in Gothenburg, Sweden.

- 1917 – World War I: The Battle of Broodseinde is fought between the British and German armies in Flanders.

- 1918 – An explosion kills more than 100 and destroys the T.A. Gillespie Company Shell Loading Plant in Sayreville, New Jersey.

- 1927 – Gutzon Borglum begins sculpting Mount Rushmore.

- 1936 – The British Union of Fascists and various anti-fascist organizations violently clash in the Battle of Cable Street.

- 1941 – Norman Rockwell's Willie Gillis character debuts on the cover of The Saturday Evening Post.

- 1957 – Space Race: Launch of Sputnik 1, the first artificial satellite to orbit the Earth.

- 1958 – The current constitution of France is adopted.

- 1960 – Eastern Air Lines Flight 375, a Lockheed L-188 Electra, crashes after a bird strike on takeoff from Boston's Logan International Airport, killing 62 people (out of 72 onboard).

- 1963 – Hurricane Flora kills 6,000 in Cuba and Haiti.

- 1965 – Pope Paul VI arrives in New York City, the first Pope to visit the Americas.

- 1966 – Basutoland becomes independent from the United Kingdom and is renamed Lesotho.

- 1967 – Omar Ali Saifuddien III of Brunei abdicates in favour of his son, Hassanal Bolkiah.

- 1983 – Richard Noble sets a new land speed record of 633.468 miles per hour (1,019.468 km/h), driving Thrust2 at the Black Rock Desert in Nevada.

- 1985 – The Free Software Foundation is founded in Massachusetts, United States.

- 1991 – The Protocol on Environmental Protection to the Antarctic Treaty is opened for signature.

- 1992 – The Rome General Peace Accords ends a 16-year civil war in Mozambique.

- 1992 – El Al Flight 1862: An El Al Boeing 747-258F crashes into two apartment buildings in Amsterdam, killing 43 including 39 on the ground.

- 1993 – Russian Constitutional Crisis: In Moscow, tanks bombard the White House, a government building that housed the Russian parliament, while demonstrators against President Boris Yeltsin rally outside.

- 1997 – The second largest cash robbery in U.S. history occurs at the Charlotte, North Carolina office of Loomis, Fargo and Company. A Federal Bureau of Investigation investigation eventually results in 24 convictions and the recovery of approximately 95% of the $17.3 million stolen cash.

- 2001 – Siberia Airlines Flight 1812: A Sibir Airlines Tupolev Tu-154 crashes into the Black Sea after being struck by an errant Ukrainian S-200 missile. Seventy-eight people are killed.

- 2003 – Maxim restaurant suicide bombing in Haifa, Israel: Twenty-one Israelis, Jews and Arabs, are killed, and 51 others wounded.

- 2004 – SpaceShipOne wins Ansari X Prize for private spaceflight, by being the first private craft to fly into space.

- 2006 – Wikileaks is launched by Julian Assange.

- 2010 – The Ajka plant accident in western Hungary releases about a million cubic metres (35 million cubic feet) of liquid alumina sludge. Nine people are killed and 122 injured, and the Marcal and Danube rivers are severely contaminated.

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]

Famous Birthdays:

- 1289 – Louis X of France

- 1379 – Henry III of Castile

- 1515 – Lucas Cranach the Younger, German painter

- 1550 – Charles IX of Sweden

- 1822 – Rutherford B. Hayes, American general, lawyer, and politician, 19th President of the United States

- 1892 – Engelbert Dollfuß, Austrian soldier and politician, 14th Federal Chancellor of Austria

- 1895 – Buster Keaton, American film actor, director, and producer

- 1916 – Vitaly Ginzburg, Russian physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1918 – Fukui Ken'ichi, Japanese chemist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1923 – Charlton Heston, American actor, director and gun rights activist

- 1938 – Kurt Wüthrich, Swiss chemist and biophysicist, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1941 – Anne Rice, American author

- 1946 – Chuck Hagel, American sergeant and politician, 24th United States Secretary of Defense

- 1946 – Susan Sarandon, American actress and activist

- 1956 – Christoph Waltz, Austrian-German actor

- 1973 – Abyss, American wrestler

- 1988 – Derrick Rose, American basketball player

[/spoiler]

Quote of the day

Hope is patience with the lamp lit.

- Tertullian -

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Andromitus, Mercunova, Percyton

Small report, INBWU will be building a monument for our founding fathers, in Barcelona, New Leon, Lisbon, and dictatorial islands.

Founding fathers = Adolf and Stalin. (no i am not a nazi!)

Spanelsko wrote:Hmmm, i always knew you were an ape but now i have been proven correct.

Nya? Andu is not Ape, Andu is hairless kitten with Gigantism. Nya.

Penguania And Antarctica, Cesorion, Spanelsko

Confederacy Of Free Nations wrote:Nya? Andu is not Ape, Andu is hairless kitten with Gigantism. Nya.

Nya

Spanelsko wrote:Nya

A single Nya without context could be taken as a challenge. Rainbow Space Cat Founder would warn mortal of the tone of his Nya's, lest Rainbow Space Cat Founder were to leave the cosmic milkshake, and eat him like Tuna and skittles sandwich. Nya!

Russkov Soviet, Andromitus, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

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