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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
On the other hand, Jefferson Davis is probably cheering in his grave.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
You saying something?
Penguania And Antarctica
It meant don't name the office after a position in charge of a long-lasting racial regime with massive executive powers (I really doubt any one of us here are apartheid-era racists or approve of massive executive command in the region)
Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
As an Oklahoman I tip my hat to you.
Also keep your Texan paws of our bridges. :P
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Bridge_War
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
No, that's probably true. At least I think so. Maybe Varrick for the latter.
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
*Triggered*
At least we got the Ranger Division. Also, Murray kept using the ONG for martial law, Sterling I honestly don't know how many times past the Railroad Commission incident. Either way, both sides held the idiot ball too long :p
Jaslandia, Tserra
As long as he has control. Otherwise, the tariffs may try to get him
Jaslandia, Killdash, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica
Can't outrun the CFNRS.
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
*Cue Varrick and and Zhu Li going Bonnie and Clyde on the road*
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy
If they go into an ITF nation, there will be no tariffs between member countries
Hear that, [nation=short]Varrick The Rich Guy[/nation]? No tariffs
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica
Do it Varrick: the Commonwealth doesn't target ITF nations :p
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica
Someone say my name?
Massive executive command, eh? It's tempting, but I don't think I'm cut out for politics. There's all this boring stuff I need to do, like keeping the people happy, and avoiding a civil war, and upholding the laws and Constitution. In the end, business is my true calling.
We've done it before. I did it twice, actually: the first time with Zhu Li after the universe released us from prison via Unavaatu's vine things, and the second time with Bolin when me and him escaped from Kuvira and fled to Republic City.
It's tempting; I'll send Zhu Li and a few other executives to scout out a possible location.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Can I take them, sir? I love pulling specials!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Well, Amsterdam is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. So yea, you should definitely consider it
Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Sure, why not? Knock yourself out, kid.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Oh, thank you, sir! Climb aboard Percy's ITF Express! Peep peep! *whistles*
Jaslandia, Killdash, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica
No offense man, but when it comes to trains...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Also, weed and hookers, ;).
Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/nN4cIWFF6_8
https://youtu.be/1bDhxb_FbaE
Penguania And Antarctica
We have all the weed and hookers. And many many other vices
Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
And blackjack.
https://youtu.be/e35AQK014tI
Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
W-what happened to Thomas? Driver, what is happening?
Penguania And Antarctica
That's pretty wild man. How will I count cards with two distractions.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Like Hopscotch?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
They call that variant; "WHERE THE FVCK IS MY HOUSE".
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Killdash, I think you just traumatized Percy.
I'm sure it's possible. How else are you going to live the life of a true-g baller?
Penguania And Antarctica
Ja. Like hopscotch. And cocaine
Percy coming to Baxten be like
http://67.media.tumblr.com/fb87b2ea4e03ae4cdf85d1fb062213d5/tumblr_mqtjhsABr11rv36vbo1_400.png
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
They ain't called steam trains for nothing.
I thought the idea was to already have money, so that you don't have to worry about the millions you're losing.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
That's too much for me. I may be an assassin, but I have standards.
Penguania And Antarctica
Driver, I'm scared.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ttte/images/0/05/DucktakesCharge12.png/revision/latest?cb=20130219130511
I was really tired then; I had been working a long day at the Docks. I'll be much more awake when I puff into Amsterdam Station!
Jaslandia, Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
What do you want? We have all kinds of things. Do you want opium; I have opium.
Penguania And Antarctica
Mhm. Tired. *wink*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
How about money? I like money.
Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/Fnv2MZowmG8?t=47s
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't just...give money. We have sex and drugs
Penguania And Antarctica
It's not really...giving...per say. More of an exchange, kind of thing.
One could definitely say "snuff" is involved.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
There was more than fish there, I can tell you that
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Perhaps Percy had some... special coal that morning.
http://i.imgur.com/7D3TJzQ.jpg?1
Penguania And Antarctica
I have all the special coal. All of it
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
*overhears it*
I got some Somalis interested - 50K for the bodies :p
Do you have a small firebox? Because that's why Henry used special coal until he got a new shape.
Jaslandia
"You call?" says the owner of Somalia
Oh yea, we have all the "special coal" paraphernalia
Jaslandia
Don't mess with the special coal
Jaslandia
Ja, we've got an order from some Somalis in Maldives, 50K for some clean bodies: no cuts, bullet wounds to the head, and with intact organs/genitalia. Don't know why, they just want the order quick :p
Your controller should send you to Crewe to get a new shape. Special coal is expensive, and if you get a new shape, you could use regular coal instead.
Jaslandia
Vis, I am the special coal
We sell drugs, we're not a black market. Now g'day sir
Jaslandia, Vista Major
Special Coal is an average of 2500 Kroner per kilo
Jaslandia
Fine, we could go online for the bodies: some markets are body farms. Before that, you got any brown-brown? Khat?
I don't know what a kroner is, but that sounds like a lot of them.
Jaslandia
Monies :p
Percyton
https://youtu.be/xKG07305CBs
https://youtu.be/ETxmCCsMoD0
Oooh. You mean like dollars and pounds?
Lies
We can afford it all
Ja
Percyton
Not a problem for a master. 50K eh? Dollars, unmarked, payable on photographic proof of bodies, but there'll be no delivery until at least half is in the account.
Vis, you do know Baxtonian drug laws, right? Especially on coal.
Vista Major
I say burn it all, for the environment.
We fought a war for independence so we wouldn't have to concern ourselves with your imperialistic, draconian drug laws
We got you covered, boss, 25K's been wired to home base
Killdash, Lavan Tiri
To work, I suppose.
Lavan Tiri
Ja
Lavan Tiri
Well you wouldn't be concerning yourself with anything, because there aren't many drug laws. I was kidding about heroine and cocaine, but weed, acid, molly, and things like that are perfectly fine
Lavan Tiri
Molly is a whoooole lotta fun.
I liked your old flag better.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
Well we're Dutch now, so...
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
How the Commonwealths came to speak English is a mystery to us all.
Lavan Tiri
Do you speak from experience?
Lavan Tiri
The Great Revolutionary Unf taught you and me on English :p
Lavan Tiri
Oh, of course not. Scholarly, peer-reviewed journal articles.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
Darkness City, Killdash
Jeffery St John prepared hurriedly for the forthcoming assassination in his Grand Imperial Bedroom. Word had come from Banksy, Keeper of the Monies, that the first installment had been sent through, and in record time too. Squeezing his leg into a stocking, Jeffery had a quick look in his 95ft tall mirror, applied a little bit of blush, and then called the shadows, fading into them, until man and shadow became indistinct.
Lagos, Nigeria
Precious Odongyoyo had had a great lead up to his birthday party, which ostensibly, he didn't know about, though obviously, he did, as his friends pulled the same stunt every year, bringing in Perseverance's maid Innocence to cook a delicious meal, and then enjoying a little tete et tete for the evening. He wondered what kind of sublime feast she'd prepare this time, as he drove back from his job at as King of Nigeria in several phishing scams. Walking through his door, he counted 5, and, as expected, a loud chorus of "SURPRISE!!" rang out from the four friends gathered. After obligatory small talk, and gift exchanges, the guests sat down to a delicious starter of chapatti, a local bread, and sauce, as they discussed events and politics. "Nkosi Goodluck, eyona kese iDonald Trump, ema tokoloshe", Precious said, to general laughter. Soon after, Innocence brought the main out-Jambalya, his favourite- and began dishing out. "Shoh, Innocence, you are looking pale today" Waycool Mbanda, a friend, said. It was true, the maid was looking very pale. "Eh, mama, are you sharp today?" Precious inquired. "iYes, I am fine, joh, I was watching this scary movie, joh, ah, me I go pale after those" the maid replied. "Ah okay, you must lie down, né?" "Oh, okay" Innocence replied. "But you must eat, the big meal, for the big chief. It's to die for". Innocence left to the clinking of cups and scrape of metal on plates.
Twenty minutes later, Jeffery St John, sans maid outfit, but still lipsticked and eye shadowed, moved the bodies into the centre of the room. Strychnine, easily gained in Killdash was quick, if painful. But it didn't alter the foods taste, and it was fitting to enjoy a last meal at its best. "Almost got me" he thought. "Thank god I kept my mustache. I think that saved me" he mumbled aloud, as the shadows deepened.
Mogadishu, Somalia
The Pirate Captain found his bodies on his ship the next day, with a note, and, perplexing, a nude coloured stocking. The note read: "Honour your commitments. Much love, Jeffery".
Lavan Tiri
[B]ATTENTION, YOU STUPID MTHRFCKRS. IT'S MUTHERFOUKEN TEA TIME.
OUR M'UTHERFÛ'KKING DRINKS: MUTHERFOCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, MUDDAPHUKN EARL GREY TEA, MADDA-FUKKEN BLOOD OF A FORSAKEN CHILD.
OUR GODMOTHERFOKANDAMN SNACKS: M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K-ING PIZZA, MUDDHAFUKEN THINLY GRATED HUMAN HAIR, MOTHERFUUCKING LICORICE
OUR MADDAHPHAKKAN DISCUSSION TOPICS: METHERFUKCON CENSORSHIP; BUTTS, MOTHERFUCCER; JESSE MUTHERFµCKING EISENBERG.
OUR MOTHER-FUKKIN BONUS TOPIC: DESCRIBE JOHN F KENNEDY USING ONLY METAPHORS BASED AROUND APPLES, GAY PRIDE PARADES, AND ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR, MOTHERFUCCIR
Jaslandia, Killdash, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Snacks: Earl Grey and Liquorice. Preferably combined.
Censorship: <redacted>
Butts: I like 'em big, and I can not lie.
Jesse Eisenberg: I think he's a cool actor, despite that sh1t-show Batman vs Superman. He does have a punchable face though.
Bonus topic: While he was certainly an Iron Man in office, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to realise that he was Equally Engaged to digging deep in the Pink Lady, and occasionally even in the Golden Delicious. He had issues with his Pride, and his emotional appeals to voters could win Tonys. He's best remembered for his Stark approach on international politics, his Queer sexual behaviors, and his succession by LBJQI.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Dr. Rick James, Ph.D: "After conducting a rigorous meta-analysis of 17 randomized-controlled trials, we have concluded that molly is totally radical, dude! We should like, have molly everywhere! That would be pretty wicked, man."
I'll have tea and pizza.
Censorship: It depends. In some areas, I can understand censorship for stuff like nudity and cursing. However, I don't like it when it's done for political purposes.
Butts: They're nice, but I don't like them as much as others do.
Jesse Eisenberg: He was good in Rio, I heard he was good in The Social Network, and I heard he was weird in Batman v. Superman.
Bonus: I don't think I can top what Killdash wrote, so I'll pass on this one.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
She really is! She's so strong too! It's too bad I don't get to see her a lot nowadays.
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Molly
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
What the hell are you doing in my territory?
Jaslandia, Killdash, Lavan Tiri
Pineapple Juice and Licorice
I'm not fond of censorship, really. In most cases, it's meh at best
I mean, they're useful...?
I don't remember that person
Kennedy looks like that skinny cub who could totally be your daddy
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
To all y'all who haven't seen them, this Saturday night would be an optimal time to watch Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2.
Holy sh*t, this is an awesome series.
Lavan Tiri, Vista Major
Birth rates have hit an all time low. Weather improves. Employment decreases.
Giving women reproductive control of their bodies apparently makes the country sunnier but makes people jobless. Bloody women and their weather-altering, job-losing vaginas.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Only NS has the power to make someone type that sentence. Hats off to you, Max Barry.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
The sunnier weather is a coincidence, but it makes people quit their jobs to go out and have fun :p
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Huh, well.
What do you know.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Now you show up
Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Nigeria is your territory? Well, assassination doesn't really recognise borders anyway.
Lavan Tiri
Good morning fellas. How you doing?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Btw. I want the exact same territory as I have always had :p I know. How predictable.
Killdash, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Keep it for the new forums I am designing and working on now. You will be able to put all the RP there.
Lavan Tiri
Oh, I know it's not mine. I'm Iceland.
Latrovia, Lavan Tiri
I am just saying, you know. New forums, completed this time and with many services for our people. :)
Killdash, Lavan Tiri
Right on.
Lavan Tiri
They already gave it to you :p
Lavan Tiri, Aldaur
Hola amigos.
Today are:
- Armed Forces Day (Sri Lanka)
- Astami (Nepal)
- Beer and Pizza Day
- Clergy Appreciation Day (United States)
- Curious Events Day
- Day of the Valencian Community (Valencia, Spain)
- Double Ninth Festival (China, Taiwan)
- Fire Prevention Day
- Hangul Day (South Korea)
- Independence Day (Uganda)
- Independence of Guayaquil (Ecuador)
- Leif Erikson Day (United States, Iceland and Norway)
- National Chess Day (United States)
- National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania)
- National Moldy Cheese Day (United States)
- National Pro-Life Cupcake Day (United States)
- Takayama Autumn Festival (Takayama, Japan)
- White Sunday (Samoa, Tonga)
- World Post Day
This day in history:
- 768 Carloman I and Charlemagne are crowned kings of the Franks.
- 1238 James I of Aragon conquers Valencia and founds the Kingdom of Valencia.
- 1410 The first known mention of the Prague astronomical clock.
- 1446 The hangul alphabet is published in Korea.
- 1514 Marriage of Louis XII of France and Mary Tudor.
- 1582 Because of the implementation of the Gregorian calendar, this day does not exist in this year in Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain.
- 1604 Supernova 1604, the most recent supernova to be observed in the Milky Way.
- 1635 Founder of Rhode Island Roger Williams is banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony as a religious dissident after he speaks out against punishments for religious offenses and giving away Native American land.
- 1708 Peter the Great defeats the Swedes at the Battle of Lesnaya.
- 1760 Seven Years' War: Russian forces occupy Berlin.
- 1799 Sinking of HMS Lutine with the loss of 240 men and a cargo worth £1,200,000.
- 1804 Hobart, capital of Tasmania, is founded.
- 1806 Prussia begins the War of the Fourth Coalition against France.
- 1812 War of 1812: In a naval engagement on Lake Erie, American forces capture two British ships: HMS Detroit and HMS Caledonia.
- 1820 Guayaquil declares independence from Spain.
- 1824 Slavery is abolished in Costa Rica.
- 1834 Opening of the Dublin and Kingstown Railway, the first public railway on the island of Ireland.
- 1874 General Postal Union is created as a result of the Treaty of Bern.
- 1900 The Cook Islands become a territory of the United Kingdom.
- 1911 An accidental bomb explosion in Hankou, Wuhan, China leads to the ultimate fall of the Qing Empire
- 1913 The steamship SS Volturno catches fire in the mid-Atlantic.
- 1936 Generators at Boulder Dam (later renamed to Hoover Dam) begin to generate electricity from the Colorado River and transmit it 266 miles to Los Angeles.
- 1940 World War II: Battle of Britain: During a night-time air raid by the German Luftwaffe, St. Paul's Cathedral in the City of London, England is hit by a bomb.
- 1942 Statute of Westminster 1931 formalises Australian autonomy.
- 1962 Uganda becomes an independent Commonwealth realm.
- 1967 A day after being captured, Marxist revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara is executed for attempting to incite a revolution in Bolivia.
- 1969 In Chicago, the United States National Guard is called in for crowd control as demonstrations continue in connection with the trial of the "Chicago Eight" that began on September 24.
- 1970 The Khmer Republic is proclaimed in Cambodia.
- 1980 Pope John Paul II shakes hands with the Dalai Lama during a private audience in Vatican City.
- 1981 Abolition of capital punishment in France.
- 2009 First lunar impact of the Centaur and LCROSS spacecrafts as part of NASA's Lunar Precursor Robotic Program.
Famous Birthdays:
- 1757 Charles X of France
- 1835 Camille Saint-Saëns, French composer and conductor
- 1846 Julius Maggi, Swiss entrepreneur
- 1852 Hermann Emil Fischer, German chemist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1859 Alfred Dreyfus, French colonel
- 1879 Max von Laue, German physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1888 Nikolai Bukharin, Russian journalist and politician
- 1892 Ivo Andrić, Yugoslav novelist, poet, and short story writer, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1906 Léopold Sédar Senghor, Senegalese poet and politician, 1st President of Senegal
- 1938 Heinz Fischer, Austrian academic and politician, 11th President of Austria
- 1940 John Lennon, English singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (The Beatles, The Quarrymen, Plastic Ono Band, and The Dirty Mac)
- 1947 France Gall, French singer
- 1950 Jody Williams, American academic and activist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1953 Tony Shalhoub, American actor and producer
- 1964 Guillermo del Toro, Mexican-American director, producer, and screenwriter
- 1966 David Cameron, English politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- 1969 PJ Harvey, English singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer
- 1970 Annika Sörenstam, Swedish golfer and architect
Quote of the day
In times of great stress or adversity, its always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Vista Major, Tserra, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
My Grandfather hates this day, it used to upset his mother so much.
Killdash, Lavan Tiri, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Are we really keeping that tea pot as the flag?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
No? There is a four day period where we can send a variaty of designs as a TG to someone. But idk to whom?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Me
Also you can send in designs for the government seal.
Latrovia, Lavan Tiri
https://youtu.be/9YqehGlg6m8
Happy birthday, Luigi!
https://youtu.be/WAlHlaWjWyo
What even is this? Is this when pro-life people bake cupcakes with messages like 'Life Begins at Conception' and 'Abortion is Murder'? Because if so, I think it's only fair pro-choice people have their own holiday to bake sweet and sugary desserts. National Pro-Choice Cake Day, perhaps?
Of course, I could be off entirely, and this is actually a day to support the personhood of cupcakes and to recognize them as living beings. "Cupcakes are people too!"
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Vote Humpheria for President!
Tested. Experienced. Fair.
#HumphforPres
Latrovia, Lavan Tiri, New Oelesa, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
http://cupcakesforlife.com/about-us/what-is-cupcakes-for-life/
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri
Ah. Interesting.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
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