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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
The United Kingdom of Penguania and Antarctica will not accept that people in Nuremgard have to starve. This will have diplomatic consequences. The Foreign Office hereby summons Nuremgard's ambassador to Penguania for an immediate meeting.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Spanelsko
Thank you for the help, it will help us greatly as now we can use more of our own resources on military efforts and plan's of invading Africa for resources.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
I also summon your ambassador.
Russkov Soviet
I shall send my ambassador at once, given the involvement I have in each situation.
Penguania And Antarctica
And you are the worst. :P
:P How so?
Penguania And Antarctica
It's so bad I can't say it. ;P
Russkov Soviet
Oh dear... I have been bad Russian. ×_×
Penguania And Antarctica
People aren't starving. The overview page is lying. Nurem has a robust welfare state that helps people. It's only saying people are starving because my deregulation of the economy has turned me Capitalizt.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
That's what they all say. ;P
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
It's NS's fault, not mine lol. I'm waiting on the issue that'll let me gut public spending.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
I'll keep an eye on you, cadet. You are dismissed.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Surely I have a way to earn forgiveness?
Penguania And Antarctica
What's your offer?
Russkov Soviet
Um..Uh... What would His Majesty like?
Penguania And Antarctica
Let's invite each other for state visits and everything will be fine. We don't want anything. We aren't racketeers. :)
Russkov Soviet
I hope you all understand that I'm solely joking and nothing I've said should be take serious.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova
Very well. :P
Of course. We're all just having fun.
Penguania And Antarctica
In that case it would be me personally, as no one does diplomacy better than me, the Supreme Khan.
Although i will arrive with a tank division for personal safety reasons.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
An entire division...for safety. Hmmm.... I see.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Movie recommendation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBUHU2BdLOY
Mercunova
New Poll in Zentari!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=135957
The Issue
Controversy arose recently when an entire platoon deserted because they just didnt see the point of it all. As a consequence, debate has erupted over ways to rebuild Revolutionary spirit in the army.
An entire platoon just DESERTED! fumes former Gulag Welfare Officer Finn Alvarez while visiting on diplomatic business, And no one thinks they should be punished? In Glorious Motherland such treachery would never be tolerated, he continues, mindlessly toying with a pistol, It sounds to me that you need some men following around your conscripts to make sure the cowards dont flee back to mommy. You dont want Spanelsko to become the laughingstock of the anticapitalist world.
Ruskov when did your commissars enter my nation?
EDIT:
The Talking Point
Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear
Russkov Soviet
A few must have gone along with the cash I sent you. I just want to make sure your men are extremely loyal to the Supreme Khan after all....
Spanelsko
I am not sure how someone can manage to send people with money by accident but thank you, at least this show's that becoming more of a free nation is bad for my army.
at least in the good old totalist days they willingly killed themselves when they were ordered..... not sure if it was out of loyalty or desperation caused by their suffering....
Russkov Soviet
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It wasn't so much of an accident, but more of a choice. I guess some of the guards decided to show your troops how things are run in a different army. They won't be there long, but I hope their insight gives your officers some inspiration and your troops a new sense of pride to wear the uniform.
And while fanatical-suicide is understandable in extreme cases, I'd ensure they only did it to end their suffering. Things will go better if the International Community sees suffering, which means a quicker rebuild.
Spanelsko
NOTICE
I wish to inform the region that under Article 4, Section 4 of our Constitution I will be taking a weeks leave as Consul in order to deal with a death in my immediate family. Anglia Imperium will be the active Consul through a week from today, 27 January.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Spanelsko, Anglia Imperium
Condolences and best wishes to you and your family. I will make sure to login here twice a day at least, if anyone has any concerns, you can contact me by TG or DM.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
Even though this message is nothing more than simple text, I want you to know that my family and I are very saddened to hear about the passing of a family member. Especially from someone I consider a friend. I hope your family finds peace. God Bless all of you.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Anglia Imperium
Very sorry to hear about this, Merc. You know I'm here for you should you need me xo
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
My deepest condolences
Russkov Soviet, Mercunova
International community also wants to overthrow my leadership due to something called "war crimes" so..... otherwise we will give your gulag friends some good home's to live in during their stay.
take as much time as you need, RIP.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
War crimes to one, survival in a desolate nation to another. I can't claim to be above such, considering the exploits of the now dissolved Soviet Union and former Russian Federation.
Spanelsko
Employment in Nuremgard is at the highest it's ever been but taxes are still crushingly high. There were mass protests by citizens because of the high tax rate.
NS, hurry up and give me the Long and Winding Halls issue before the government is ousted in a violent revolution.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The rebels better not try anything.... Would I be invading your country? Yes. Would I be doing so to preserve the current government? Yes.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
You are very sweet. I didn't think a communist nation would invade to preserve a Conservative government.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Our choice of government may be different, but [I]WE[/I] are not so different. We are both children of the Motherland and the remnants of Russia... We are reminders that, even after her collapse in the days before the CoFN, that she will live on. For families across the world, the rule is that brothers must protect brothers... So I am proud to call you one. [I]Brother[/I].
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Родной брат!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
Every politician runs for themselves as of late here.
Russkov Soviet
Elaborate?
Listen to this codswallop! grumbles your bigoted great-uncle while jotting down a series of misspelled racist slogans in a tattered notebook. These leeches have contributed nothing worth having to our glorious Dystopian Nightmare Horde! Theyre lazy vagrants who create a burden on civilized society. All they do is take drugs and commit crimes. Why not just eject them from the country? Only our race is good enough for Spanelsko!
The Talking Point
The term "Native Spanelskoan" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
i didnt expect that going to a free society would turn us into white supremacists.... well i can work with this, if its the will of the Iberian Master Race it is my command.
Russkov Soviet
Just like Ruskov if your government is overthrown we would intervene, maybe install a fascist leadership but that's beside the point.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Fascist? Иует! Я предпочел бы послать мир в ядерное забвение, чем иметь дело с фашистских свиней, идущих на священной советской земле!
Nuremgard
Well Nurem already has a proto-fascist party in its Parliament so they'd collaborate.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Trust me, while i would love nuclear war the far right is the truth, and soon the power of the falangist movement will return, and you will join us in our quest of making a new Union of European Master Race's the old age of colonialism will return as well as the slave trade, just like the good old days.
(this is completely in IC before someone calls me an actual fascist or nazi for that matter)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Who else do you think i meant when i mentioned a fascist dictatorship :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
They'd want to politically empower the monarchy but the Imperial Family would flee in the event of a fascist takeover.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
would they care about which imperial family ruled them? I mean i still have my family members which are possible monarchs as i am an emperor myself, or khan as i now call myself.
otherwise is there any of the royal family members who would side with fascism?
We can always arrange a marriage and make the child into a fascist collaborator.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Check my page.
Russkov Soviet
Ah. I see now.
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
Grand Prince Aleksandr, the Tsar's younger brother, would probably side with the fascists and act as monarch.
Mercunova, Spanelsko
at least one sensible person.
I am also suspecting that my PC might have been hacked.... or maybe i am just imagining things as no viruses were found.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
If none were found, I'm sure everything is fine.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
its probably indeed fine, however it did seem weird that when i was installing a new game to play in my free time the internet network had problems at the same time.
Which is why i am suspicious, it would of course probably my own mistake or it just might a complete chance that this happened so perfectly timed :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
It was just a coincidence though in this day and age I can understand your paranoia.
Russkov Soviet
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Whoops... Meant to quote that with an update.
Nuremgard
I keep nearing CTE, but never quite reaching it. You can't get me, Max Barry!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, The British Islands Confederacy
I decided to check on my pan-Arab nation and what do I log onto? A bloody coup!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
In my opinion this is one of the best movies ever created:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2tE7vjdHk
Lex Caledonia
Has it been awhile?
Update from yesterday:
The wall cloud went the opposite direction, but my phone decided to run out of battery as a result. I would have posted an "I'm home safe" last night, but fell asleep quickly. I assure you that I am fine.
Nuremgard
Hey all
How are we today?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Hey Ces. I'm alright. Tired from work tho. How about you? :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Anglia Imperium
Did you know ...?
General Sherman was named Tecumseh after the Shawnee chief, but the minister who later baptized him refused to do so with a "heathen" name, so the minister arbitrarily added "William" to Sherman's name, as he was baptized in St. William's Church. Sherman was called Cump by his closest friends--including Gen. Ulysses S. Grant--his entire life, and was never referred to as William or Bill.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Well then...
Penguania And Antarctica
I just learned that the US military once used pickelhauben as dress uniform headgear. You learn something new every day ....
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Doing well over here.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Looks like your desire to cause a fascist movement in my nation has become a thing. NS just gave me Issue #22: Nazi Sympathizers Plan Rally. ....... ИУЕТ!!!
Spanelsko
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
I didnt even knew something like would happen, well as it seems Spanelsko's high influence isn't just NS being drunk.
I hope that these nazis will be treated with respect and allowed to do their rally.
-IC again, in OOC i would never say something like that :p
Russkov Soviet
I am not sure why but Fuhrer Coltsov sound's funny to me :p
Russkov Soviet
I will let them speak, but not out of respect. They will also be banned from speaking in the capital.
(Of course. I'll assume that the majority of what you post is IC, unless it obviously is relevant to IRL.)
Spanelsko
..... To be honest? The Coltsov family would probably end up dying on the battlefield, rather than serving the Reich. But it does have a ring to it. xD
Spanelsko
If anyone has old Hyderbourg trading cards they would like to sell hit me up
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Following new legislation in Pan-Arabstan, the nation's leader appoints ministers directly.
That's more like it. Long live the King!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Canada please explain this:
https://youtu.be/aY3Kg1CENUA
Now i wonder what these nazis stand for, since we are technically white nationalists/falangists/national socialists etc.
who also believe in the Master Race ideals, does this party actually have an idea that the horses are the master race?
Russkov Soviet
Gifted one to you.
They are national socialists who believe Germany should have won the war. And surprisingly, they are all human from what I can tell. Turns out us equines are the "inferior race"...well.. species.
Obviously if you were created by humans you are inferior, although than again you did originate from human's...... to gas or not to gas.....
(did i go too far with the last bit?)
Russkov Soviet
Let them believe what they want. Only 6% of my population is human...
(Nah. Your good.)
When you walk into your office, you see Bart, your personal secretary, in a passionate and completely illegal clinch with Ed, your other brother.
Yes, Bart and I are in love, sighs Ed, as your personal secretary straightens his tie and smooths his hair. Weve been meeting in secret for three years now. Its been difficult, and Ive hated hiding it from you. I so wanted to tell my favourite sibling that I met a wonderful human being: intelligent, articulate, caring... but because of the law, I didnt dare. Isnt it time to change that law? Do you know how it feels, to be unable to walk down the street with your sweetheart or even buy a Violetines Day card without being harassed? Wouldnt it be just fabulous if we could have the same rights as heterosexual couples?
The Talking Point
To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
in other words complete castration before execution
Russkov Soviet
The Issue
Last month the Spanelskoan Navys flagship scandalously sank while docked in the Lahabana Harbor. After analysis, experts concluded the primary cause was rust from poor maintenance.
This only proves that battleships are obsolete, concludes Heston Wiener after watching the newest Star Trek movie, Spanelsko needs weapons to combat the problems of the 23rd, I mean 21st century. We need to start research and development of an interstellar fleet or well be left behind in the arms race against... I dunno, Klingons?
The Talking Point
The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
Space belongs to the Iberian Empire.
Russkov Soviet
We also just became the first military power in the region, good luck Infal, for your reign comes to its end.
Russkov Soviet
About the level I'd expect from you.
Ah yes... That blasted harbor has claimed another victim. I was unfortunate to have one of my ships sink there. I chose the Star Trek response last time, which was a year and some odd ago, so this time I decided to... as the issue put it... chrome plate my battleships.
Congratulations on being recognized as the most powerful military in the CoFN. Your still not going to succeed in invading the Motherland regardless. xP
Spanelsko
Well i can steamroll Nuremgard without a fight but to beat you i would have to rush through France, Germany and Belarus before i could have a good enough front to fight you back to Moscow. And i don't want to repeat what happened at Leningrad..... also now known as the second Stalingrad.
Russkov Soviet
That reminds me, how are the Baltics since the war? With the peace deal that we signed.
Russkov Soviet
Ah yes... The Chaos in Leningrad. I've since renamed that city New Stalingrad, since the original city lies within Chernarus State.
Aside from an increase in the presence of the military and visible damage? Things are almost back to normal.
Ah of course i forgot that southern lands have been given to the Chernarussians. Well i hope that they enjoy their increased autonomy that so many died for.
What were the losses at New Stalingrad around? I have forgotten, but i know that it was a massacre for both sides, mainly at the Winter Palace.
Also for some reason by destroying my land even more by building new fracking sites my army took tiny damage and we are second again...
well at least we still somehow have double the arms and overall manufacture as the one's in second place.
yes literally double their production, our efficiency is ridiculous.
Russkov Soviet
We lost some of the figures from your forces, but we know around 195,000 Red Army troops died in the battle, with 75,000 in the city itself. The last estimate we have for your casualties sat around 112,000.
And being the 2nd Most Powerful isn't all that bad either. xD
Indeed, mainly when we outproduce the entire region :p
Russkov Soviet
Thanks...dick.
Russkov Soviet, Mercunova, Spanelsko
Considering your not on the map, we technically share the same land... so my forces will be on the front lines rather quickly. xP
Nuremgard
Its not my fault that your army is terrible comrade nurem :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
It's not terrible. It's the right size considering our foreign policy.
Russkov Soviet
true, but WW1 tactics of mass assault with human wave's doesn't seem as the most optimal choice, or that is at least what i am imagining since your army is within the 29% on the entire NS
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
29% for the world, still coloured green. I'd say it's a decently sized armed forces for a country that doesn't engage in aggressive foreign policy.
Russkov Soviet
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