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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Love ya Yuk
Anywho, here is the current genre of music that is popular within my country:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhU51O0xhE8
I mean, it explains your "military Junta" stuff so well. So edgy! It radiates attention.
And, I hate to be the bearer of bad news babe, but you must not be really satisfied.
Says the pseudo libertarian edge lord with a chip on his shoulder.
You are absolutely right. I am never satisfied. And my attitude does not explain my military junta government but if you feel that you have me all figured out then kudos to you. If you like living a life of misunderstanding, ignorance, and hidebound assumptions then hey that is you. Ignorance is truly bliss. Indeed it is but let's get one thing perfectly clear for you kiddo: I do not know how it was before I was here nor do I know if you are so used to getting your way or having people do what you wish but one thing you should know about me and burn in your embryonic skull right now is that I absolutely do not take kindly to misguided souls that have a superiority complex so that they may get a minute glimpse of what it is like to have attention or at least the slightest feeling of others wanting to converse with you. I have heard things about you from people and honestly, it does not surprise me. It is actually quite sad and it makes me honestly want to be your friend but then I wish not to burden myself with an unfortunate task.
Wow, you really don't know me. It's frankly hilarious how off you are.
I'd take the time to correct you, but I don't need satisfaction in my life.
I thought this was a confederacy.
Penguania And Antarctica
Now, guys, not to be the voice of reason, but you should stop this before it escalates.
We don't need drama.
Libertas Perpetua
In name, mostly.
We wanted to keep the CFN theme tbh.
Hey so can the rest of y'all please stop fighting?
It's kinda harshing my Skyrim run tbh.
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Libertas Perpetua
And the South shall rise again my son. Patience. The Bonnie Blue will fly freely once more.
Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Who are you
The Royal Republic Of Kumania
Well who R U? Get out me face m8, know whats good for ya fam-a-lam.
Merlinton, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Magnatronia
How about some chocolate chip cookies and a mug of hot chocolate or a glass of milk ? :)
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia, Magnatronia
That would be very nice, Peng.
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Yay !! Then take a seat, help yourself, relax and enjoy. :)
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
8
Aghrabia
"We are a band of brothers and native to the soil,
Fighting for the property we gained by honest toil;
And when our rights were threatened, the cry rose near and far,
Hurrah! for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star."
Magnatronia
You really, really missed the mark on me.
One thing you ought to know about me (other than relying on what other people tell you, that is) is that I behave different around different people. It's nothing new or wrong, but I change how I act depending on who I'm with. Because deep down, I'm a people pleaser.
If I'm with someone I think I can talk to and have a good time with, I'll probably be the most laid back and chill guy you know. But if you are sensitive or outright aggressive towards me, then I'll be the same.
I only have problems with people if they have a problem with me. Of which, our problems all started when you overreacted to a simple statement of mine and became aggressive. Otherwise, I'd probably get along with you just fine- because, like stated above, I try to please people.
But, if you "don't want to take the 'burden'", as you say, more power to you. I'm not losing anything by not getting along with you.
Where can I create a news broadcasting thread for my nation on the offsite forum?
Magnatronia
Lemme get you the link
The Empire Of Handland
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/forum/5016247/
Here ya go
Merlinton, The Empire Of Handland
A fellow smoker, what's your poison?
Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Valturus the wise?
The Empire Of Handland, Aghrabia, Friedensreich, Penguania And Antarctica
I roll my own, but I smoke Camels when I am out. I smoke a lot of cigars as well and my pipe(s) on occasion.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
It's very common in Europe to roll your own, if I do it's Golden Virginia - but when it comes to straights (what we call pre-rolled) I gotta say Sterling menthol, the stuff is so good, but their rolling tobacco is sh*te.
The Empire Of Handland, Penguania And Antarctica
Drugs and RP's.
Seems that's what this region is about these days.
Aghrabia, Yukona, United Continental States
Thank you! BLDN-1 is now operational!
United Continental States
It's not common here in the US. I don't know many people who roll their own out where I'm at. I use Amsterdam Shag by Peter Stokkebye to roll mine. Pretty good stuff.
Yukona
Damn you rolling with that good sh*t
The Empire Of Handland
Hey guys due to some big personal things I'm going through right now I'm probably gonna be a lot less active for a while. I'm still working on the constitutional proposal slowly in the background with the help of some great dudes (CC and Oel shoutout) but I'm probably not gonna be as present on the RMB or Discord until I've worked some of my issues out. I don't really know how long it'll take, could be a week or a few months it's totally unpredictable but I'll be back sometime. I'll try to not let my small network of puppets CTE in the meantime but if any of you see any CTE (especially the one in the original CFN) please do let me know on Discord and I'll patch it up quickly.
I've never really taken a big leave of absence from NS, not since I started back in 2013 so this'll be an experience for me, but I appreciate you all as regionmates, debaters and friends and I hope I'll be able to retake my place as that guy who likes to be talk about socialism in the hopefully not too far future.
Have a good one, guys.
Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Baxten, Aghrabia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, Yukona, Libertas Perpetua
What I got to do to make you love me?
What I got to do to make you care?
What do I do when lightning strikes me?
And I wake to find that youre not there?
What do I do to make you want me?
What I got to do to be heard?
What do I say when it's all over?
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
It's sad, so sad,
It's a sad, sad situation.
And it's getting more and more absurd.
It's sad, so sad,
Why can't we talk it over?
Oh it seems to me........
That sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
You smoke filtered or unfiltered?
Filtered, we call it farmers smoking unfiltered, it's called farmer rollies if you smoke it without a filter and is quite uncommon here as far as I know
The Empire Of Handland
Well I f*cked that one up
The Empire Of Handland
Smoking kills
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
But all the cool kids are doing it
The Empire Of Handland, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
This guy gets it
The Empire Of Handland, Aghrabia, Magnatronia
Take care of yourself and keep smiling. :)
Merlinton, Nuremgard, Yukona
They're banning menthols in my province come September, so I'm trying to stock up. But the more I think about how I'm going to lose them, the faster I'm smoking them.
Penguania And Antarctica
I didn't know you were a menthol too? You truly are my Canadian cousin. They are in the UK too, but I don't have the money to stock up, I might try and bulk order menthol filters from abroad but rolling your own menthol cigs doesn't have the same taste.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Didn't know you were a smoker. That changes a lot tho.
*adjusts friend ranking chart*
Aghrabia, Vista Major, United Continental States
Good
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia, Magnatronia
#MentholGate
Aghrabia, Yukona, United Continental States
My bruddah!
Only on specific occasions, such as when I'm drinking or down south on vacation. Pretty sure my boyo doesn't even know I do.
Vista Major, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Sacrilege
Magnatronia
Ya'll know I'm hitting that devils lettuce all night long boi! #420blazeit
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms, United Continental States
"This caesar salad... is just awful."
But, truth be told, I rather like that moniker for it.
Aghrabia, Magnatronia
Peng, if I may, and the above post is not sarcastic, why does smoking or not affect whether you would or would not be friends with a person?
Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah, you're basically me. I see myself slipping more into it, so go easy - but I generally just have them at the weekend at the pub or something, but when I do I rocket through them because it's just something to do (and makes you look older/people less like to start on you). Since I've got exams I find a quick one before them calms me down and gets me in the right headspace.
The Empire Of Handland
It gets me out of the office and away from my computer during the day.
Yukona
I don't know if this was already brought attention too in regards to Unfallious's Constitutional draft but:
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10195769/2/#new
So, just curious, how far can you go in a war RP wise in this region?
Yukona
I think it caps at nuclear arms and PMT
Yukona
Yeah basically that exactly.
Yukona
A) You must get consent for wars.
B) The tech involved cannot be full PMT tech, or it must be exceedingly careful not to trip into too far an overlap with PMT.
C) WMDs can't be used.
Thereabouts.
Yukona
Consent from whom?
The person you're warring with. So basically you can't declare war on someone without them agreeing to it.
Vista Major, Yukona
Ok fair enough. So, let me ask this: What do you consider WMDs and are there things like war crime committees?
Vista Major, Yukona
I was setting one up, I assume its still going. You'll get embargoed to buggery if you do any funky sh*t and every dude and his bro is in an alliance
Vista Major
Well that doesn't sound so bad.
Vista Major
So what is classified as a WMD?
Vista Major
Nukes. Chems and Biologicals are WMDs, but only nukes are banned
Vista Major
Chemical Weapons, Biological Weapons, Nuclear Weapons, Electromagnetic Pulses.
Vista Major
Imma combine all of the above into my new, totally-realistic, Kalaron-approved, X-69 MkIIIIII Super Ultra Mega Ion-Propulsion Gluten-Free Nuke Laser. It's a prototype, thought up by my 8-year old nephew, so it's technically PMT. It's powered by the souls of small children, and fires hyper-sonic B-list movie actors with the force of a thousand comets. It's practical, see, because I'm an communist libertarian capitalist autarky, with hints of nazism.
Merlinton, The Empire Of Handland, Latrovia, Aghrabia
Are EMP's banned?
I was gonna rebound this with my own completely possible super-weapon but I just can't seem to top this...Its...its just so beautiful...
Latrovia, Magnatronia
Post self-deleted by Friedensreich.
Electromagnetic Pulses are EMPs.
So I'd say they're WMDs and are not explicitly banned but really looked down upon.
Yup...thats why I was responding with that question to Kally's post that listed them as WMD :D
Gotcha :D
Friedensreich
I'd prefer it if they weren't, though. They don't directly cause any damage except for disabling electronics within a predetermined radius.
Except when used in an airport, where it suddenly turns the world into soot as giant rods of steel going high speeds coming crashing from the sky like hellfire :D
Sounds deliciously evil!
But seriously, what a dumb idea. I forget who tried to detonate an EMP while their leader was in an airport.
But I think that'd be an indirect effect of the EMP. Not something direct.
Alright, well, that's an interesting question.
I would argue that most weapons listed inside of that WMD list should be [B]disallowed[/B] from RP. This would include Biological Weaponry, Nuclear Weaponry and Electromagnetic Pulses of (High) strength.
Using it to destroy a specific and unshielded facility should be fine, using it to attack a nation in general is dumb and would have the same, massive, degree of collateral damage.
That would be TCADS.
©orporatism
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10220359/1/#new
Latrovia
C☭mmunism ☆
The United Providences Of Perland
My drama senses are tickling!!!!!
Yukona
It was more meant as a joke. I don't care what people do with their bodies. It just annoys and saddens me that people are so careless about their health. Smoking was one of the main causes of the death of my grandpa. Lung cancer with the result of removing one lung. The cancer spread and they had to remove his stomach too. From there it was going down.
So I have my stance regarding smoking. And that why it saddens me when friends smoke knowing that similar events can happen to them too.
Merlinton, Latrovia, Aghrabia, Yukona, Magnatronia, United Continental States
Ædenism ⏣
Sweet christ PLR, children!?
United Continental States
I'm gonna start calling you Ændy
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia, United Continental States
Nuuuuuu
Yes. People wanted realism and realistic approaches. I'm giving you it
Magnatronia, United Continental States
Fair enough. As good of a reason as I can see.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
This guy's taking central African RP to the next level; way to go, champ
Merlinton, The Empire Of Handland, Peoples Liberation Republic, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Magnatronia, United Continental States
Yea I know, its pretty great!
Yukona
Happy Birthday [nation=short]New_Estaris[/nation]. Welcome in the club of adults. Hope you enjoy today with family and friends. May all your wishes come true. :)
[spoiler=Today is June 7 and today are:]
Today is June 7 and today are:
- 17th Birthday of [nation=short]New_Estaris[/nation]
- Anniversary of the Memorandum of the Slovak Nation (Slovakia)
- Battle of Arica Day (Arica y Parinacota Region, Chile)
- Birthday of Prince Joachim (Denmark)
- Flag Day (Peru)
- Journalist Day (Argentina)
- Ludi Piscatorii (Roman Empire)
- National Boone Day (United States)
- National Chocolate Ice Cream Day (United States)
- National Running Day (United States)
- National VCR Day (United States)
- Sette Giugno (Malta)
- Union Dissolution Day (Norway)
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 421 Emperor Theodosius II marries Aelia Eudocia. The wedding was celebrated at Constantinople (Byzantine Empire).
- 879 Pope John VIII recognizes the Duchy of Croatia under duke Branimir as an independent state.
- 1099 First Crusade: The Siege of Jerusalem begins.
- 1420 Troops of the Republic of Venice capture Udine, ending the independence of the Patria del Friuli.
- 1494 Spain and Portugal sign the Treaty of Tordesillas which divides the New World between the two countries.
- 1628 The Petition of Right, a major English constitutional document, is granted the Royal Assent by Charles I and becomes law.
- 1654 Louis XIV is crowned King of France.
- 1692 Port Royal, Jamaica, is hit by a catastrophic earthquake; in just three minutes, 1,600 people are killed and 3,000 are seriously injured.
- 1776 Richard Henry Lee presents the "Lee Resolution" to the Continental Congress. The motion is seconded by John Adams and will lead to the United States Declaration of Independence.
- 1788 French Revolution: Day of the Tiles: Civilians in Grenoble toss roof tiles and various objects down upon royal troops.
- 1800 David Thompson reaches the mouth of the Saskatchewan River in Manitoba.
- 1810 The newspaper Gazeta de Buenos Ayres is first published in Argentina.
- 1832 Asian cholera reaches Quebec, brought by Irish immigrants, and kills about 6,000 people in Lower Canada.
- 1862 The United States and the United Kingdom agree in the LyonsSeward Treaty to suppress the African slave trade.
- 1863 During the French intervention in Mexico, Mexico City is captured by French troops.
- 1866 1,800 Fenian raiders are repelled back to the United States after they looted and plundered around Saint-Armand and Frelighsburg, Quebec.
- 1880 War of the Pacific: The Battle of Arica, the assault and capture of Morro de Arica (Arica Cape), ends the Campaña del Desierto (Desert Campaign).
- 1892 Homer Plessy is arrested for refusing to leave his seat in the "whites-only" car of a train; he lost the resulting court case, Plessy v. Ferguson.
- 1893 Mohandas Gandhi commits his first act of civil disobedience.
- 1899 American Temperance crusader Carrie Nation begins her campaign of vandalizing alcohol-serving establishments by destroying the inventory in a saloon in Kiowa, Kansas.
- 1905 Norway's parliament dissolves its union with Sweden. The vote was confirmed by a national plebiscite on August 13 of that year.
- 1906 Cunard Line's RMS Lusitania is launched from the John Brown Shipyard, Glasgow (Clydebank), Scotland.
- 1917 World War I: Battle of Messines: Allied soldiers detonate a series of mines underneath German trenches at Messines Ridge, killing 10,000 German troops.
- 1929 The Lateran Treaty is ratified, bringing Vatican City into existence.
- 1938 The Douglas DC-4E makes its first test flight.
- 1938 Second Sino-Japanese War: The Chinese Nationalist government creates the 1938 Yellow River flood to halt Japanese forces. 500,000 to 900,000 civilians are killed.
- 1940 King Haakon VII, Crown Prince Olav and the Norwegian government leave Tromsø and goes into exile in London. They return exactly five years later
- 1942 World War II: The Battle of Midway ends in American victory.
- 1942 World War II: Aleutian Islands Campaign: Imperial Japanese soldiers begin occupying the American islands of Attu and Kiska, in the Aleutian Islands off Alaska.
- 1944 World War II: The steamer Danae, carrying 350 Cretan Jews and 250 Cretan partisans, is sunk without survivors off the shore of Santorini.
- 1944 World War II: Battle of Normandy: At Ardenne Abbey, members of the SS Division Hitlerjugend massacre 23 Canadian prisoners of war.
- 1948 Edvard Bene resigns as President of Czechoslovakia rather than signing the Ninth-of-May Constitution, making his nation a Communist state.
- 1955 Lux Radio Theatre signs off the air permanently. The show launched in New York in 1934, and featured radio adaptations of Broadway shows and popular films.
- 1965 The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, prohibiting the states from criminalizing the use of contraception by married couples.
- 1967 Six-Day War: Israeli soldiers enter Jerusalem.
- 1971 The United States Supreme Court overturns the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
- 1971 The Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Division of the U.S. Internal Revenue Service raids the home of Ken Ballew for illegal possession of hand grenades.
- 1977 Five hundred million people watch the high day of the Silver Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II begin on television.
- 1981 The Israeli Air Force destroys Iraq's Osiraq nuclear reactor during Operation Opera.
- 1982 Priscilla Presley opens Graceland to the public; the bathroom where Elvis Presley died five years earlier is kept off-limits.
- 1989 Surinam Airways Flight 764 crashes on approach to Paramaribo-Zanderij International Airport in Suriname because of pilot error, killing 176 of 187 aboard.
- 1991 Mount Pinatubo erupts, generating an ash column 7 kilometres (4.3 mi) high.
- 2000 The United Nations defines the Blue Line as the border between Israel and Lebanon.
- 2013 A bus catches fire in the Chinese city of Xiamen, killing at least 47 people and injuring more than 34 others.
- 2013 A gunman opens fire at Santa Monica College in Santa Monica, California, after setting a house on fire nearby, killing six people, including the suspect.
- 2014 At least 37 people are killed in an attack in the Democratic Republic of the Congo's South Kivu province.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1848 Paul Gauguin, French painter and sculptor
- 1862 Philipp Lenard, Slovak-German physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1879 Knud Rasmussen, Danish anthropologist and explorer
- 1909 Jessica Tandy, English-American actress
- 1909 Virginia Apgar, American anesthesiologist and pediatrician, developed the Apgar test
- 1917 Dean Martin, American singer, actor, and producer
- 1940 Tom Jones, Welsh singer and actor
- 1945 Wolfgang Schüssel, Austrian lawyer and politician, 26th Chancellor of Austria
- 1952 Liam Neeson, Irish-American actor
- 1952 Orhan Pamuk, Turkish-American novelist, screenwriter, and academic, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1957 Juan Luis Guerra, Dominican singer-songwriter and producer
- 1958 Prince, American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer, and actor
- 1965 Damien Hirst, English painter and art collector
- 1981 Anna Kournikova, Russian tennis player
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Quote of the day
Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.
- Doug Firebaugh -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Killdash, Aghrabia, Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
It's his 18th Birthday not his 17th Birthday. Sorry. A little typo there. :(
The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
I did notice :D - happy birthday though New Estaris
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10220359/1/#new
Magnatronia
It's included in my most recent edit of Unf's proposal. Ultimately, it's up to Unf to include it or not, but I'm pretty sure he's on board.
Andromitus
I think Nurem is busy at the moment, so I'll fill in for him:
Wtf, May?! Reform human rights legislation to aid in your anti-terror campaign! What type of election-fuelled rhetoric is that?
I worry that she's watching House of Cards as though it's a playbook and not a work of fiction for the purpose of entertainment.
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Continental States
Get out there and fret about student debts like a real adult.
The Empire Of Handland, Friedensreich, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia
Uh, funny enough, I was still in HS when the first couple seasons came out, and seeing how Frank underwood manipulated people and won over their votes for his personal ambitions was what made me like politics.
And plus, some seasoned politicians say that House of Cards is a great representation of how Congress actually works. Bill Clinton went on record of saying to Kevin Spacey: Kevin, 99 percent of what you do on that show is real. The 1 percent you get wrong is you could never get an education bill passed that fast".
United Continental States
Ye. Put yourself thousands of dollars in debt for a degree that might not even win you a well paying career.
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
My apologies to anyone viewing the motion before the House these past few moments. I edited my post so many times...
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Libertatem is assuring now that they are ready to continue negotiations. Thank you for your kindness and cooperation.
Senior Diplomat.
Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
Unacceptable
Aghrabia, Friedensreich, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
Shh. Don't scare them away.
Merlinton, Andromitus
Well done, Con. Pretty much sums up her BS.
I was indeed busy. My mother became unwell on Sunday and she was in hospital Monday and Tuesday. She is okay now though and is back home where she belongs.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Hey, you don't mind if I post on this right? I'm not going to be getting involved I'm just going to send a high-speed UAV with a really spiffy camera over to check in on whats going on; I don't know about you guys, but this looks like another Khutongia Incident just waiting to happen, I mean it's happening in Kongo too lol
Actually, that could be a pretty cool backstory in that region, Mag and I fought in Kongo before the PLR took over in the region, hence why their a military government and why Handland would want to "stabilize" them; But it's up to you guys.
Also, to everyone, I'm going to be undergoing some OOC Government changes, essentially I'm going to diversify Harmony (The online voting system I got going) and to implement a low power Senate to add realism and to keep me from becoming a mobocracy, I'm still working out general details but y'all might as well know. Oh, and I just have too stress this again, these changes are going to be OOC not IC so I won't be posting about it on the Confederacy General.
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