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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyrhIBebZsg
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Just got diagnosed with discalculia. Like bruh i feel so validated right now. For the longest time both i and my family thought i was just dumb or something. Moral of the story: listen to kids, they probably know more about themselves then you do.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia
*dyscalculia (also not literally just now as in today lol)
Sorry for kinda dropping off the face of the world without warning- i just started online school and im already suffering from senioritis🙃
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia
That's unfortunate, but not entirely bad. And yeah.... I still suffer from senioritis. xD
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal
That sucks, but I bet it's nice to know and not have to keep guessing. I feel like I have been suffering from senioritis my whole life, despite just becoming a senior.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal
every time I have a breakup I dye my hair apparently
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal
Not a romantic break up but a platonic one: when my ex-best freind of two years stabbed me in the back i dyed my naturally black hair bright neon green and thought i was THE hït and when ever i see photos from that period of my life i pretty much cringe into the sixth dimension. Never, under any circumstances green. Take my word for it. PleaSe.
Mercunova
Which colour?
Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal
This time, black. Previously, purple
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal
sorry but i gotta do it to ya: billie eilish-looken' héadass
Lavan Tiri, Chaal
What's your natural color tho?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal
Hows everyone's day going?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Not too bad, here. Waiting for Dragon Age: Inquisition to install while I wait here.
E: https://www.space.com/nasa-sls-megarocket-cost-rise-congress-alert.html
Oooooooh noooooooo
If only we built Orion in the '60s and set up a full orbital infrastructure and Interplanetary Travel rather than relying on sh()tty Chemical and Ion engines to get us farther.
It's like NASA brought it on themselves :)
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal
Do we have like a guiding factbook like some of the regions i stayed in? Sorry if i already asked this questiob at one point. Can someone point me in the right direction?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
Dark brown
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal
Official CoFN policy is to reject humanity, return to monke
Bearlong, Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Midasia, Chaal
I just started my first day as a senior. I am not ready for adulting.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Chaal
Just wait til you start having to pay rent, bills tax. It's so much fun!
Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal
Yaaayyy... :)(:
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Chaal
Already rejected humanity, but no monkey...omnly fox.
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia, Chaal
C á á t .
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri
So were at lunch, but i had a random spark of inspiration: because of this whole 'rona thing we could do like zombie or zombie like plague nation rp. Think less Walking Dead and more cordyceps like in ants.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri
That sounds pretty cool. NS does have a Zombie Apoc every All Hallows Eve, so there's that. And I'm sure a certain nation that I know can make the plague....
Bearlong, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia, Chaal
Remember how every time NS does the Zombie thing I get ejected?
That's fun.
Russkov Soviet, Midasia, Chaal
Ejected? Wha...? Do you seriously get kicked from the region every time?
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Chaal
Project screw Russia is postponed for next year.
Same with Operation Z.
But operation EX is a go for certain. =EX = Extermination
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Chaal
Well yes, because I always do Zombie
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Chaal
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
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The Kitsu Motherland is under national lockdown as we hold memorial ceremonies for those lost in the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City in the United States. The largest ceremony will be held in the capital of Cerelia, nearby the replica Twin Towers that were built a few years ago. All air traffic is forbidden for twenty miles around the city.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
NS told me that there was an error posting that.. Just to post it three times. FFS.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
No Immigration
Foreigners cannot become residents.
Canceled Policies
From this day forward, we won't only export terrorism to others, we will let others export their terrorism to us! I mean civilians... totally....
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Chaal
Your mother walks in with a tray of freshly baked cookies for everyone. I dont know about all these big ideas; the problem is quite simple. Only you know how you want to run this country. Its all well and good having friends to help but Im not sure they actually do anything. Surely you can do it all yourself, little darling; you shouldnt let anyone question your decisions or your absolute rule. Any spare politicians that wont bow out gracefully you should get rid of. Just give them a poisoned cookie or something. She smiles innocently as your Public Health Minister desperately spits out a mouthful of crumbs.
OOC
Now this explains why i am so fuc*ked in the head.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chaal
Syvu6grydteeyguseagb This mother would make such a good villain. I'd read the frick outta that. A+ for creativity and execution (pun intended).
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri
Does anybody claim New Zealand? Like in rp do i have to have a land claim or can i just be a losely united group of nomads similar to the modern romani and a common religion like us jews? Would that break the unspoken "canon"?
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
We never got around to the actual map....for multiple reasons. But some of us have known areas that we control. Like... I control most of Russia. So.... If no one calls for New Zealand, then you can move in.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Chaal
Another question, Does anyone call for Germany or the Netherlands? I have an idea for a Yiddish kingdom :D
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
I believe Germany is taken... but unsure about the Netherlands.
Lavan Tiri, Midasia
My nation is centered around Gran Colombia, Central America, and the Caribbean. To my knowledge that is a very popular/contested area in RP. It would be nice to have an actual map, but I understand there would be millions of complications.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Chaal
I control Iberia, a chunk of North Africa, Madagascar, Sicily, Corsica, Sardinia, and Barbados
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko, Midasia
I think im gon create a new Nation and then rejoin the region in that nation (something along the lines of "The Yiddish Nation of Nederland" or "Yiddish Nederland). (:
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Okay its me "Chaal" and this is my new nation. I formally claim all of the modern Netherlands :D
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
I envision a world where after the Jewish Genocide and all that nazi stuff happend Reform/Liberal Judaism (my sect) was developed earlier and because people can convert to Reform Judaism it kinda just took off, eventually becoming the state religion of the Netherlands.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
When the fu*ck did we get invaded? I guess it doesn't matter, more foreigners to kill is always good sport. Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
(ooc= that feeling when you are literally called Spain and someone else claims your rightful land)
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Trying to construct a vague alt-history timeline for a Jewish Netherlands is making me realize even as a Jew that i pretty kuch know next to nothing about my peoples genocide and honestly? Thats really sad. Thats the South i guess.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Well you're not compelled to know anything and everything. Being Jewish isn't your entire identity. I'd say I probably know more about English and European history than I do Scottish and I am a Scot. To be fair, I blame the school system for being Anglo-centric when I attended.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Ikr. And thats on literal and cultural colonization.☕
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
(I couldn't find the tea emoji lmao)
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Which part of the States are you from?
Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Random small town, Deep costal south. Alot a yeehaw and gullah people and a lot of unspoken cultural tension. Its really not that fun /: atleast i know I'll make it outta here in a year.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
I'm Glasgow born and bred.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Im mostly askkenazi and british, but im like 5 percent Scottish. COUSIN. (This is a southern thing. All your friends are actually your "cousins")
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
And your marriage partners too from what I've heard. :P
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
This. I love this. Jewhaw.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o?t=69
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Oof the link isn't working for me but im gonna like it anyway :D
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
We didn't invade; we simply killed you with kindness. Free trade, socialism, and non-aggression, over generations and generations, work wonders.
Also we assassinate your leaders frequently.
Nuremgard, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
That's what I call *Violence Lite*
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Yiddish Nederland
One of my freinds, Kurtis is Gullah (just google it) but because of his accent he unironically pronounces assassination as "Ass-Ass-eh-nation" and its SO funny.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
The Lavani people are nothing if not patient
I go to school in Minnesota; Ass Ass Eh Nation has no power over me.
Mercunova, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Mass Terrorism and leader assassinations are a common day thing, which is probably why we never noticed. Just like now, if you listen closely you can hear another public execution outside your window. *random gunshots intensifies*
Who cares about socialism or free trade, all that matters is to spread the empire and the revolution! Once the whole world is conquered we will kill each other again! Just as was always the plan!
Although we are fine with your monarchy, after all as long as you aren't a bitch (=anything other then absolutist) The Hordes will gladly exterminate your enemies.
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
And Yiddish Nederland would be glad to adopt any Yiddish and Jewish/Hebrew communities aswell as support Democratic and Capitalist revolutions. (I was trying to be shady here but it just didn't work smh)
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Is your Netherlands a Jewish ethnostate or is there a diversity of people and religions?
Lavan Tiri, Yiddish Nederland
There's Religious freedom but Reform Judaism is still the state religion and because people can convert to Reform Judaism (albeit with some effort) only about half of the Jewish majority is actually ethnically Hebrew. Though, if your of Jewish faith your Jewish, no questions asked. There are also very large Parsi and Native American communities as Yiddish Nederland "advertisess" itself as a refuge for the oppressed. So yes but also no.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
So the state doesn't repress people on the basis of religion or race? That's good.
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I did a little cosmetic updating. What do yall think? Be Honest.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Yiddish Nederland
What did you change?
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Yiddish Nederland
Flag and capitalization.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Yiddish Nederland
Flag looks OK. Not sure about the capitalisation of the D though.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I'm finally starting to write a constitution for my nation. Any thoughts on this article I want to include?
Art 7
[School system]
(1) The entire school system is under the supervision of the state.
(2) The school system is a matter of the member states to the extent that the Federation is empowered to issue laws and ordinances to promote the standardization, comparability and equal opportunities for school certificates.
(3) The legal guardians have the right to decide on the child's participation in religious education up to the age of twelve.
(4) Religious education is a regular subject in public schools with the exception of non-denominational schools. Without prejudice to state supervisory law, religious education is given in accordance with the principles of the religious communities. No teacher may be obliged to give religious education against their will.
(5) The right to establish private schools is guaranteed. Private schools as a substitute for public schools require the approval of the state and are subject to state and federal laws. Approval is to be granted if the private schools do not lag behind the public schools in terms of their teaching objectives and facilities as well as in the academic training of their teachers, and if pupils are not promoted according to the financial circumstances of their parents. Approval must be refused if the economic and legal position of the teaching staff is not sufficiently secured. Approval must be refused if the teaching is contrary to the free democratic basic order or if the teaching is suitable to hinder the development of the students into responsible citizens within the free democratic basic order.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Pineapple pizza is now illegal under Yiddish-Dutch law. That is all.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri
Murder? Yes.
Pineapple Pizza? Death Penalty.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Yiddish Nederland
I dont believe in the death penalty cause of my religious beleifs but like.... you ain't wrong lmao.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia
Post self-deleted by Yiddish Nederland.
How is y'alls day going? Online school is killing me.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
I'm okay. I'm getting my shopping delivered today. My nation got ranked in the top 5% for rudest citizens. Charming.
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Lol
Lavan Tiri
I don't recommend taking AP Physics online. Or really any STEM class.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Yiddish Nederland
Dyscalculia+ any form of math=PAIN. My tiny goblin brain is STUGGLING. Already. Smh. Atleast i got AP art. Just try and keep yourself motivated i guess.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Still can't believe I lead the region in Public Education. *huffs*
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
New marches adopted by the United Penguanian Armed Forces:
- Welcome March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3u5J4251Ew
- Federal Forester March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8DL6zMVMGo
- Devils At Sea March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7U7p7QUfXo
- Commoner/ Stranger Salute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6wCxdOp_a0
- Princely March (working title): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVWEmLAYom8
- General Yorck March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZix2QJgWUQ
- March of the Preobrazhensky Regiment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BexvQ-dd8xA
- Inspection March of the Armed Forces of the Antarctic Union of Soviet Republics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8a_2BuL-rY
Hope you all enjoy my choices. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I wonder why, could it be because your state has state based mandatory marxist classes forced upon all? :p
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri
50,662.51 This is from Comrade Chernarus with their Sector Manufacturing, and they are the second biggest manufacturers in the confederacy.
Now pay close attention to the number below which is from Spanelsko
= 125,092.31
we produce nearly 3 times as many as the only existing rival in manufacture.
Now for a second graph, Russkov Soviet= 40,612.97 for arms manufacturing
Spanelsko- 116,402.73 nearly 3 times as much as them.
Conclusion? Democracy is for the weak, embrace Chaos! -Iberian Horde
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
And thats why Yiddish Nederland has a council system 😌
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Year 22 of this sh!t ugh
Bearlong, Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Happy Birthday! And all the best wishes. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Midasia
The Issue
Bigtopian activists have staged a sit-in at the largest primary school in Spanelsko bringing education to a halt in a bid for integration and tolerance.
Well, thats all well and good, but it aint well and good enough! screams Tamara Huffington, leader of Bigtopians Rising Against Totalitarianist Scum, slamming a black-gloved fist against the podium during a recent pep rally. We aint just bein kept out of their schools; were bein kept out of their neighborhoods! The oppressive majority fears us, but they cant hold us back any longer! The government needs to integrate the community as a whole by pushing out the majority and making way for a very loud, very angry minority!
Its impressive how many Bigtopian volunteers we have for our death camps. -Iberian Psychopath
EDIT
Also international community of Confederacy, don't worry, we would never oppress a minority, we only erase their existence. -Also the same Psychopath of Iberia
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Feeling called out to tbh. Like i use the word "revolution" (or the yiddish "Revvolutsye") wayyy to much. Like im probably on multiple fbi watchlists or something 💀
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia
Still eat the rich tho✨
Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Midasia
Trust me with what i said even in IC i would probably be placed on a watchlist for right wing and left wing terrorism a long time ago :p cause i love role playing extremist regimes.
All important things to know regarding this nation which from Czech is literally called Spain as i have mentioned before.
Spanelsko= Military Dictatorship Totalitarian Anarchist Theocracy that is an Absolute Lawless Monarchy.
If that doesn't make any sense its not supposed to :p We have Dystopia in our name for a reason, even our religion is called Chaos. Our whole land is a war torn wasteland full of nuclear waste from many missile tests done by our scientific division which is actively attempting to blow up Earth. Our internal relations are rather complicated.
IC
Friends= Nuremgard and Russkov (even though we invaded russia several times by now) Chernarus and 1 African Warlord nation who's name i always forget. Praise be the Iron Pact.
Enemies= Unfallious for not being commie enough and because they rival our military.
Neutral Friends= Peng because I like Penguins and the Engines of Sodor from Percyton.
We will see if your state will be our enemy or not in the future. Still not sure when you joined our confederacy but i welcome you sincerely into our chaotic and mad world. And remember, spread the revolution! World governments must be toppled in order to spread war! -Iberian Hordes
Lavan Tiri, Yiddish Nederland
This Is Probably Unrelated To Your Region In Any Way But Since Our Region Has A Embassy With You I Might As Well Say It.
Our Region Is Having A Government Shutdown. Ask Questions If You Want.
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Remember kids to always pay your bills.
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
Where do I stand on your list of friends?
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Yiddish Nederland
I feel like were gonna be enimies. Yiddish-Dutch law and culture places strong empasis on empathy, human rights and civil rights and all that stuff. Also i feel are government is to democratic (elected council system). Also, technically, if i have the entirety of the modern Netherlands and the german province of Lower
Saxony- dont we share a border? Also Yiddish Nederland- which im just gonna shorten to Yiddland isn't like full on marxist or anything but we are left leaning. Also we do have this law called "The Right to Revolution/Rebel" and it basically means if the goverment truly gets corrupt, violating peoples human rights that the people have a right to go all french revolution under HaShem.
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia
Another episode of "German is a great language":
Kreuzfahrt = cruise (trip)
Kreuzfahrt = crusade
Have a nice day everyone :)
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I still can't help myself associating the German fahrt with the English fart
Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I always get yiddish "nu" (basically "what?" Calling for a response or a hurry tf up.) And english "no" mixed up when my family or other yidds are talking with me because we kinda drift between both. Its so minorly annoying like -_-
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
To be perfectly honest OOC and IC i forgot you exist XD
so neutral really.
We have strong empathy and civil rights through the roof, our empathy towards brutal slaughter of anyone that isn't us is top of the world level.
As for civil rights everything is allowed until you get shot for speaking out against the state.
As for borders the closest iberian bases are in Northern Norway and southern France like Bordeaux.
Lavan Tiri, Midasia, Yiddish Nederland
I feel like most people forget about me so... that's one less enemy to be made.
Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Yiddish Nederland
Wait so is my claimed territory inside yours.... Revvolûtsye! (Revolution!)
Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.