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“Listen to this codswallop!” grumbles your bigoted great-uncle while jotting down a series of misspelled racist slogans in a tattered notebook. “These leeches have contributed nothing worth having to our glorious Confederacy! They’re lazy vagrants who create a burden on civilized society. All they do is take drugs and commit crimes. Why not just eject them from the country? Only our race is good enough for Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia!”

The Talking Point

The term "Native Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.

Does this mean that Mexico will rise again? (obvious joke on "The South Will Rise Again")

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Had to cancel my NHS and maternity leave policies just to get a tiny tax cut. And my poor are being impoverished too. I hate this game.

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Had to cancel my NHS and maternity leave policies just to get a tiny tax cut. And my poor are being impoverished too. I hate this game.

Its actually quite realistic, social feel good programs that mean a lot to every day people, such as government funded maternity leave, really make up so very little of a nations budget that cutting them barely nakes a dent in the tax burden.

Look at your government spending breakdown and your economy break down, you want to cut taxes, cut the big industrial programs that subsidize industry.

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:It seems to me like you are intentionally trying to get me killed as i am sure that those battalions do remember quite well what my troops were doing to their comrades.... well i was planning to going to Baltic anyway so at least i wont have to risk my life Leningrad for too long. Although i might also visit the Winter Palace, or what remained of it.

You'll be fine. And the Winter Palace is temporarily gone. The site is empty as engineers are working on plans for a rebuild from the ground up. Plans include two floors dedicated to the Siege, with one showing an accurate representation of the battle.

Spanelsko

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:Its actually quite realistic, social feel good programs that mean a lot to every day people, such as government funded maternity leave, really make up so very little of a nations budget that cutting them barely nakes a dent in the tax burden.

Look at your government spending breakdown and your economy break down, you want to cut taxes, cut the big industrial programs that subsidize industry.

I haven't had a chance to cut industry spending. I would like to but the game has only given me issues that let me cut back on public spending. My taxes used to be 97% so the government has been implementing serious austerity measures which have crippled the poor's income.

Russkov Soviet

Russkov Soviet wrote:You'll be fine. And the Winter Palace is temporarily gone. The site is empty as engineers are working on plans for a rebuild from the ground up. Plans include two floors dedicated to the Siege, with one showing an accurate representation of the battle.

That should be fine then, although its hard to imagine the words "accurate history" with soviet union in mind :p

Not to say that i would be accusing you of historical revisionism i mean no matter what the representation turns out to be the palace will always remember how we captured it just to lose it again. So i am fine whatever you do, although siege of Leningrad is remember in our history books as a military failure due to certain someone forgetting the order no retreat. Well at least he got what he deserved for refusing to listen to my direct order.

Russkov Soviet

Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.

That's because we're so awesome, everyone wants to come here.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Spanelsko wrote:That should be fine then, although its hard to imagine the words "accurate history" with soviet union in mind :p

Not to say that i would be accusing you of historical revisionism i mean no matter what the representation turns out to be the palace will always remember how we captured it just to lose it again. So i am fine whatever you do, although siege of Leningrad is remember in our history books as a military failure due to certain someone forgetting the order no retreat. Well at least he got what he deserved for refusing to listen to my direct order.

Hahaha.... I don't blame you. I'll make sure that the representation is ACTUALLY accurate. ^^; And I won't call your invasion a 'failure', but rather a 'bold move thwarted by a poor commander's choice'. One of your officers didn't listen to the Khan, so he lost the battle...and his life.

Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Hahaha.... I don't blame you. I'll make sure that the representation is ACTUALLY accurate. ^^; And I won't call your invasion a 'failure', but rather a 'bold move thwarted by a poor commander's choice'. One of your officers didn't listen to the Khan, so he lost the battle...and his life.

Good, and i refer to only the battle of Leningrad as a military failure, the overall campaign was somewhat of an success, with the increased autonomy of Baltics, too bad that the Moscow offensive failed. At least we learned that we are not very good at the sea, so next time we invade we will just force our way through Europe.

That is of course if we ever decide to invade again.

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Good, and i refer to only the battle of Leningrad as a military failure, the overall campaign was somewhat of an success, with the increased autonomy of Baltics, too bad that the Moscow offensive failed. At least we learned that we are not very good at the sea, so next time we invade we will just force our way through Europe.

That is of course if we ever decide to invade again.

This is indeed true. And it's not that you aren't good at sea, it's more of the fact that much needed supplies and reinforcements were simply stalled by a stronger naval force. At the risk of being invaded again, I would say either attempt a stronger surprise landing (which is more risky due to the increased likelihood of being detected) or secure a lane for which your shipping can have a higher chance of reaching the landing zone (this is just as risky because you put the LZ in danger of being overwhelmed). Well.... both of those and maybe a more isolated LZ, for troop concentrations near major cities are obviously higher. ....... I'm already on high alert thanks to China's infringements, so.... ^^;

Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:This is indeed true. And it's not that you aren't good at sea, it's more of the fact that much needed supplies and reinforcements were simply stalled by a stronger naval force. At the risk of being invaded again, I would say either attempt a stronger surprise landing (which is more risky due to the increased likelihood of being detected) or secure a lane for which your shipping can have a higher chance of reaching the landing zone (this is just as risky because you put the LZ in danger of being overwhelmed). Well.... both of those and maybe a more isolated LZ, for troop concentrations near major cities are obviously higher. ....... I'm already on high alert thanks to China's infringements, so.... ^^;

Dont worry, at least not for now we arent at all interested in invading, mainly because we dont want to get stuck near Moscow in Winter that is slowly again approaching, and because we cant just kill all our friends.... probably.

Russkov Soviet

Russkov Soviet wrote:Alrighty.... Time to put my voice in the matter.

Tschingtau: A few RMB pages ago, I mentioned that I was working on a deal with China regarding the future of what is formerly North Korea. Unfortunately, China decided to act upon the history you two share and attempt an infringement. I will be meeting with President Xi Jinping in Seoul in a few days to close the deal. If there is any "demands" that you want to impose on China, let me know.

Well first and foremost we demand to be a representative at said council in Seoul. What are we Czechoslovakia? We sure hope that you are not the reincarnation of Chamberlain. This Chinese menace, their incursion and infringement on our estsblished and internationally recognized borders must be respected.

We propose nations to a) follow our suit and put economic sanctions on the Chinese government and b) in the event of further infringement and illegal Chinese trespassing, allow us to blockade Chinese ships entry to the Gulf of Beijing in our own nation's self-interest.

As von Oranienburg already made clear in her briefing yesterday morning. Chinese violations of her neighbours cannot be tolerated on the international playfield.

As for the council, a representative delegation led by Carl Friedrich Zhao has been sent when this telegram meets you. We hope that international intervention will de-escalate the situation at hand.

Russkov Soviet

Tschingtau wrote:[spoiler=-snip-]Well first and foremost we demand to be a representative at said council in Seoul. What are we Czechoslovakia? We sure hope that you are not the reincarnation of Chamberlain. This Chinese menace, their incursion and infringement on our estsblished and internationally recognized borders must be respected.

We propose nations to a) follow our suit and put economic sanctions on the Chinese government and b) in the event of further infringement and illegal Chinese trespassing, allow us to blockade Chinese ships entry to the Gulf of Beijing in our own nation's self-interest.

As von Oranienburg already made clear in her briefing yesterday morning. Chinese violations of her neighbours cannot be tolerated on the international playfield.

As for the council, a representative delegation led by Carl Friedrich Zhao has been sent when this telegram meets you. We hope that international intervention will de-escalate the situation at hand. [/spoiler]

No, No... I am not going to play the Chamberlain card. We will have a seat for Representative Zhao in Seoul AND ships of the Equestrian Navy will be present in the area. I want this to end as peacefully as possible.

The Issue

A Spanelskoan tourist was killed on an island inhabited by an uncontacted, neolithic tribe known as the Maxeliese. The victimÂ’s family is demanding justice, but the matter is further complicated by the fact that the tribeÂ’s island is considered Wezeltonian territory.

“Those savages murdered my brother!” states Desmond Merkel, pummelling your desk in a fit of rage. “As they clearly don’t understand concepts like ‘respect for the rule of law’, you should bomb the island and send them back to the Stone Age! That’ll send a stark lesson to them and any other tribe that wishes to mess with Spanelsko!”

First of all, thanks for a new war that we can start, and second i know we had the Mengelle family in here cause we are kinda Nazis but when did we infiltrate the German Chancellorship? At least i wasnt aware of it.

The Talking Point

The might of the entire Spanelskoan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.

Just wait until they make a visit to the Wezultonians

Russkov Soviet

First time seeing this issue its called: Death DoesnÂ’t Discriminate

The Issue

The working population has become more difficult to sustain since many laborers have been selected for the rite of human sacrifice.

Option i chose

“We don’t need to sacrifice any Spanelskoans when we could, ahem, ‘capture’ people from our neighboring countries,” schemes Dr. Leo Cortisol, your underhanded Minister of Underhanded Solutions, who you don’t recall hiring. “No one cares about them anyway. Everyone’s gotta go some time!”

The Talking Point

Spanelsko is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.

Other options

[spoiler]

“Only the elderly must be sacrificed,” claims Doris Wiener, keeping vigil at her grandfather’s deathbed. “Our elders have lived full lives and know the path to righteousness. Why not end their lives in a sacred way? They could rest in peace, and we’d no longer have to kill the working folk. It’s an efficient and humane approach.”

“I’m sure the gods wouldn’t appreciate withered, elderly sacrifices,” argues 55-year-old professor Jacob Doe. “You should instead encourage parents to give their fatally sick or otherwise unwanted children to our cause. You should also let hospitals perform ritual abortions, while you’re at it.”

“It is not our place to say when a person must be killed,” says Naomi Lennon, whose ancestors hail from the pious nation of Savoiia. “If our children or our elders were truly meant to die for a deity, then let the deity kill them, not us! This inhumane and unholy bloodshed must end, and all ritual sacrifice should be outlawed.”[/spoiler]

Russkov Soviet

These tiny tax cuts are pissing me off.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, The Wyoming Peoples Front

Nuremgard wrote:These tiny tax cuts are pissing me off.

Even a small olive branch is still an olive branch.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Wyoming Peoples Front, Tschingtau

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Even a small olive branch is still an olive branch.

The tax cuts are tiny but the poor are losing so much money.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

The Issue

All of Spanelsko has been in an uproar since yesterday when a car exploded in the middle of Askana, killing dozens and injuring hundreds. This terrorist act was traced back to a violent minority group known as the Lilliputian Freedom Fighters, a group allegedly supported by an unfriendly regime, despising Spanelsko for its heathenish ways and political bent, but more particularly for supporting the recent occupation of their homeland by an ally.

Time for another war on terror, there can only be 2 of us.

Russkov Soviet

So MPs will not vote to pass May's deal but then they voted against every single alternative Brexit choice on Wednesday. Well, what the hell is it MPs actually want? What an absolute farce. People's lives and businesses will be affected by this but these arseholes are fannying about like it's some kind of game. Disgraceful.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:So MPs will not vote to pass May's deal but then they voted against every single alternative Brexit choice on Wednesday. Well, what the hell is it MPs actually want? What an absolute farce. People's lives and businesses will be affected by this but these arseholes are fannying about like it's some kind of game. Disgraceful.

They confused NS with real life, or they are just the literal definition of an "imbecile"

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:They confused NS with real life, or they are just the literal definition of an "imbecile"

They're definitely imbeciles.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:They're definitely imbeciles.

When i was watching Brexit news i believed that we would have hard brexit finally (i am for Brexit as i hate EU and dont believe in the possibility of a change within it, example Article 13) and i was amazed that the vote failed, however this result is even more dumb than i would have expected it to be in all honesty. I wonder if the Conservatives and Labour are too idiotic to think of any possible solution at this point. And yes i live in the UK too Nurem if i havent mentioned it before.

Your view on the situation? Pro-Brexit or Anti? My guess would be that you are Labour voter and anti Brexiter, but feel free too correct me.

I also have to go again, so see you again in few hours.

Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:When i was watching Brexit news i believed that we would have hard brexit finally (i am for Brexit as i hate EU and dont believe in the possibility of a change within it, example Article 13) and i was amazed that the vote failed, however this result is even more dumb than i would have expected it to be in all honesty. I wonder if the Conservatives and Labour are too idiotic to think of any possible solution at this point. And yes i live in the UK too Nurem if i havent mentioned it before.

Your view on the situation? Pro-Brexit or Anti? My guess would be that you are Labour voter and anti Brexiter, but feel free too correct me.

I also have to go again, so see you again in few hours.

I am an SNP voter and pro-EU. I want us to remain. If that isn't an option, have a soft Brexit (stay in the single market and customs union.) My preference is of course an independent Scotland in the EU.

Lex Caledonia

MPs reject May's deal for the third time. Now she must return to Brussels to ask for a longer delay or accept a no-deal Brexit. More "indicative votes" to be held on Monday. F*ck me.

For the love of God, woman, just go already!

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia

Nuremgard wrote:I am an SNP voter and pro-EU. I want us to remain. If that isn't an option, have a soft Brexit (stay in the single market and customs union.) My preference is of course an independent Scotland in the EU.

I wanted to include the SNP before but by the time i remembered where exactly you lived i was already away :p

At least i wasnt that far away with my guess, i am personally fine with softer brexit too as a middle ground.

Nuremgard wrote:MPs reject May's deal for the third time. Now she must return to Brussels to ask for a longer delay or accept a no-deal Brexit. More "indicative votes" to be held on Monday. F*ck me.

For the love of God, woman, just go already!

I am sure that she will be kicked out of the Conservatives sooner or later, i would even say that a Clown would have done better job than her :p

And someone should smack some sense to the MP's too in my opinion.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

The Issue

It is widely recognised that Spanelskoans are significantly smarter than the world average. There have been calls for the government to make use of this national resource.

“Science! Progress! A Better Tomorrow!” sprays frazzle-haired twenty-something geek Kanya Lovegood, mouth half full of cold pizza. “We’re living in a changing economy, and the future lies in fuzzy logic and quantum computing. I’m not talking about a discrete quantity of computing... aha... ha... ah... Hmm, tough crowd. Anyway, the government should fund a Science Park to push forward the boundaries of technological thinking, and to shake up the status quo. It’s an investment in the industries of the future!”

All for Science.

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:I wanted to include the SNP before but by the time i remembered where exactly you lived i was already away :p

At least i wasnt that far away with my guess, i am personally fine with softer brexit too as a middle ground. I am sure that she will be kicked out of the Conservatives sooner or later, i would even say that a Clown would have done better job than her :p

And someone should smack some sense to the MP's too in my opinion.

A cucumber could do a better job than her. What part of the UK do you live in?

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:A cucumber could do a better job than her. What part of the UK do you live in?

Scotland

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia

Spanelsko wrote:Scotland

Seriously? How did I not know this? lol Whereabouts?

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Seriously? How did I not know this? lol Whereabouts?

Due to my paranoia and generally not trusting others knowing such info i have to refuse to say where exactly, however its not too far from Edinburgh.

And you if you dont mind me asking?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Due to my paranoia and generally not trusting others knowing such info i have to refuse to say where exactly, however its not too far from Edinburgh.

And you if you dont mind me asking?

Glasgow born and bred here.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

The Issue

After a series of bloody wars between the nations of Maxtopia and North Bigtopia, fights have broken out in the streets between immigrants in Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia who came from the warring nations.

“It’s not our war? It’s not our war?” cries (in)famous Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia-born fascist Monica Takei. “Well maybe it’s time it became our war! Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia should take a more active, and by ‘active’ I mean ‘hostile’, role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! Strength Through Freedom! Sieg Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia!”

The Talking Point

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia remains pure.

Great Iberian Khan: Well we made them into Nazis very quickly, and we even let them do whatever they want as long as they are our protectorate with high Autonomy, yet they are starting to be as extreme as us, i am a very proud Father.

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Scotland

One of us, one of us, one of us.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Ahh Scotland... How I wish I could live there.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Lex Caledonia wrote:One of us, one of us, one of us.

*Points and screams like a bodysnatcher*

Russkov Soviet wrote:Ahh Scotland... How I wish I could live there.

You'd be more than welcome, comrade.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

May wants a FOURTH vote on her deal and MPs are allowed to chop and change their opinions on it but we aren't allowed a second referendum. There are no words. She is unhinged.

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia

Lex Caledonia wrote:One of us, one of us, one of us.

Seems like Scots are becoming the majority in the region.

Nuremgard, Mercunova, Tschingtau

Just a heads up.... My nation will be at "DEFCON 1" this Monday, April 1st. Yeah.... April Fools on a Monday. That scares me worse than nuclear war, the apocalypse, and politics. ^^;

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Roll up! Roll up! Its the poll everyone hates and loves (mostly hates), on some leaving procedure by some old ass union from a younger union! Tell us what you voted, if you really want to I'm no yer da, keep it civil (please oh god).

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Lex Caledonia wrote:Roll up! Roll up! Its the poll everyone hates and loves (mostly hates), on some leaving procedure by some old ass union from a younger union! Tell us what you voted, if you really want to I'm no yer da, keep it civil (please oh god).

The younger union is the superior one. ;)

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia

Nuremgard wrote:The younger union is the superior one. ;)

Shhhhhhhh... you'll give away the super secret Scottish agenda.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Lex Caledonia wrote:Shhhhhhhh... you'll give away the super secret Scottish agenda.

Is that like the Gay agenda?

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, The Wyoming Peoples Front

Nuremgard wrote:The younger union is the superior one. ;)

Sure, but less smelly turds always seem beautiful in comparison with absolutely stanky ones. Doesn't make them not turds.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:Sure, but less smelly turds always seem beautiful in comparison with absolutely stanky ones. Doesn't make them not turds.

You think all governments and unions are turds lol

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, The Wyoming Peoples Front

The Talking Point

Many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch.

Reclassification

Spanelsko was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Father Knows Best State.

Spanelsko's Civil Rights rose from Few to Some.

Recent Headlines

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The Askana Chronicle

VOL. 32 NO. 898CITY FINAL

SATURDAY MARCH 30, 2019

Slavery Abolished At Last

I am quite sure that no one saw this coming from me and my "utopian" regime.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Lex Caledonia wrote:Roll up! Roll up! Its the poll everyone hates and loves (mostly hates), on some leaving procedure by some old ass union from a younger union! Tell us what you voted, if you really want to I'm no yer da, keep it civil (please oh god).

it's all fun and games comparing the EU to the UK until the habsburgs come to power

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Tschingtau

I wish ContComm were around to talk about the Trudeau corruption allegations. ThatÂ’d be a fun chat

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona

Axeldonia wrote:it's all fun and games comparing the EU to the UK until the habsburgs come to power

The Targaryens of Europe.

Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

A broadcast on Radio Free Wyoming by radio host "Buffalo Bill" Beneke"

Howdy folks, Buffalo Bill Beneke here...

And my wife is out of town, she took a trip to Oklahoma with her mother and brothers to visit the dunes.

Me, well I was doing great while the boys still called...

Nothing to see here.

The City of Powell has come under investigation that they cut corners during the clean up after the Fuller Farmer Harvest Festival attack last October when a series of Dirty Bomb devices exploded near the Divine Interventions Holy Mormon Tabernacle Temple.

The attack which was later discovered to have been a distraction used by an as of yet unidentified group of criminal bandits who robbed the Robbins Bank and Trust just around the corner from the Temple.

Dozens of homes and businesses were evacuated and more than 100 people were treated for radiation exposure.Â

A hazardous materials unit from Natrona has was in charge of cleanup and the area was cleared for habitation by WPF radiology experts who assured the locals that radioactivity levels are well below hazardous levels.

However, locals have independently purchased radiological survey equipment and they claim that their homes are not safe.

The Republic of Wyoming has sent independent radiological experts to the area to investigate.

Secretary of Energy Donald Eduardo LaManch who approved the previous WPF assessment of the area refused to comment when I and my staff contacted them, as did Commander John G. Corwin, the Brave Combat Battalion commander who's 14 man engineering team performed the survey.

So to our folks in Powell, stay out of the pools if they glow and we here at Radio Free Wyoming, we are praying for you.

Target, the nation's largest textile producer has produced its spring catalog for 2019, providing to subscribers it's new annual catalog.

Looks like fall front pants, patched denim and floppy hats are in the air.

A former city councilman in southwest Wyoming was sentenced to 25 years of hard labor in the uranium mines of Western Wyoming for sexually abusing a minor.

The Rock Springs Rocket reports: 57-year-old A. Allen Wilkinsons was sentenced this week after he pleaded guilty to sexual abuse of a minor below the age of 13.

According to court documents, the boy told authorities that Wilson had inappropriately touched him in 2013 while staying in a camper at a cabin property where Wilkinson was charged with protecting several youths during a WPF evacuation of the area.

Wilkinson was elected to the Green River City Council in November 2014 after retiring as the director of the city's Parks and Recreation Department.

It is likely that he will not survive his sentence in the mines.

Well Folks, yer ole friend Bill is calling it a night, it's a mad world out there, play it safe and keep those ya love close and yer shootin irons closest...

*Transmission ends, Music plays*

"Your dead by Norma Tanega"

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

[Policy Cancelled: *No Immigration*]

Finally NS! Took ya long enough. I've been trying to get rid of that for SIX MONTHS!!

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Good morning everybody. I wish you all an amazing Sunday. :D

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Tschingtau

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Good morning everybody. I wish you all an amazing Sunday. :D

Ty Peng! Good Morning and Good Night! (Heading to bed myself.)

Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

Russkov Soviet wrote:[Policy Cancelled: *No Immigration*]

Finally NS! Took ya long enough. I've been trying to get rid of that for SIX MONTHS!!

I wonder how many hard line Nationalists within the Union disagreed with this decision, so is it controversial or not comrade is my question of today?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

New Poll in Zentari. Come and vote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=140023

Russkov Soviet

Legislation to protect soldiers from prosecution for alleged crimes more than 10 years old is being held up because of no-deal preparations.

So something good has come of Brexit, even if it's temporary. Shame the legislation wont be shelved altogether.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, The British Islands Confederacy

Spanelsko wrote:I wonder how many hard line Nationalists within the Union disagreed with this decision, so is it controversial or not comrade is my question of today?

I'd love to respond, but NS is constantly slapping the 'You failed a security check' on all my post attempts. I mean... Really? Sure... Talking about a NS nation going to war with a real nation due to a real person being assassinated is perfectly fine. But talking about a NS nation going through trouble with a NS nations terrorist group using ONE real weapon... Yeah, that's not ok. **** You NS.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:I'd love to respond, but NS is constantly slapping the 'You failed a security check' on all my post attempts. I mean... Really? Sure... Talking about a NS nation going to war with a real nation due to a real person being assassinated is perfectly fine. But talking about a NS nation going through trouble with a NS nations terrorist group using ONE real weapon... Yeah, that's not ok. **** You NS.

This game is so schizophrenic sometimes.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko

The Talking Point

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

Penguania And Antarctica

This is your regular reminder that I exist.

Nuremgard, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, The Wyoming Peoples Front

Bearlong wrote:This is your regular reminder that I exist.

Are you sure that you exist? Are you even human? Or are you something else.... like a bear for example?

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

and yes i am bored which created that thing above this if anyone was confused by my weird-ish way of saying hello to Bearlong.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Are you sure that you exist? Are you even human? Or are you something else.... like a bear for example?

I am all too well aware of my bearish qualities. If you must know, I'm still at ~113 kg. I'd prefer to be around 100, but I'm ultimately okay with it.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

im not gone yet bitches

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Yukona

Hyderbourg wrote:im not gone yet bitches

Good to see you Hyder.

Nuremgard, Hyderbourg, Penguania And Antarctica

i wish this region was a more active RP region.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Its 1:30am and I can't sleep..... RMB TIME!!

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:i wish this region was a more active RP region.

I believe that many of us are just more preoccupied with work and schooling for the moment. Things should pick up here around summertime. I'll try to increase my miniscule IRL/RP quips I usually have to help tide us over. Speaking of....

Tschingtau, the Chinese have cut all communications with me. I have also noticed signs of military buildup around your border, but I wasn't able to immediately determine if it was [I]offensive[/I] or [I]defensive[/I] preparations.

Spanelsko, here goes another attempt to respond to the former question of "I wonder how many hard line Nationalists within the Union disagreed with this decision, so is it controversial or not comrade is my question of today?" posted roughly two days ago. Ahem... [I]The original reason for locking down the borders was due to too many tourists filing for citizenship. While we were glad of all the new citizens, many refused to at least attempt to live under our laws, which in turn caused numerous cases of conflict. The proverbial 'final nail in the coffin' was when a group of men hailing from Brasilistan set off a bomb (equal to an American MOAB) off at the Kremlin. The blast killed at least eighty people, and injured another hundred or so, but failed to create a breach large enough for the men to storm inside. Of the roughly two hundred and thirty insurgents that rushed the Kremlin, only nineteen survived the Red Army counterattack. Following a massive purge and subsequent militarization of the nation, the borders were closed and thousands exiled from the Union.... A number of the population, and members of the government, were unwilling to allow such a travesty to occur again. After six months of militarization, border security upgrades, increasing our reputation of niceness.... the general population, and just enough of the government, believed that a second chance was in order.[/I]

Nuremgard, If I had to choose between high taxes and a high disappearance rate? I'll take the taxes. ^-^

Alrighty.... That's that. I took some sleeping medicine, so... NIGHT!!

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Tschingtau

Russkov Soviet wrote:

Tschingtau, the Chinese have cut all communications with me. I have also noticed signs of military buildup around your border, but I wasn't able to immediately determine if it was [I]offensive[/I] or [I]defensive[/I] preparations.

Following fruitless attempts made at the council in Seoul to reconcile with the Chinese on the issue, at least two confirmed further infringements has been made on the borders of the Dominion of Tschingtau. The Tschingtauan Navy also captured in the week a Chinese fishing boat which was suspiciously close to one of the Dominion's military bases on the northwestern coast.

Statements have been reiterated by von Oranienburg, who sternly asks for the Chinese to stop with these infringements, for the Dominion's sake, but primarily, she firmly made clear, for the Chinese's own sake.

In a press statement, the government has asked for Russkov Soviet's neutrality in the matter, or passive support of the dominion in case of war. This, due to the now more and more nationalistic sides of the Communist regime to reunify the Chinese mainland. Something which can only be condemned, says diplomat Zhao. Further he states that 'Chinese hegemony will only lead to further economic domination by China.' Look at Sri Lanka, look at Djibouti. The Chinese are slowly creating an indirect imperialistic empire and a new world order, in which they style themselves as the supreme leaders.' Tschingtau's independence is essential to assure that Chinese ambitions do not come to be.

The population of Tschingtau, and neighbouring countries, wait tensely for information about further developments.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Its 1:30am and I can't sleep..... RMB TIME!!

I believe that many of us are just more preoccupied with work and schooling for the moment. Things should pick up here around summertime. I'll try to increase my miniscule IRL/RP quips I usually have to help tide us over. Speaking of....

Tschingtau, the Chinese have cut all communications with me. I have also noticed signs of military buildup around your border, but I wasn't able to immediately determine if it was [I]offensive[/I] or [I]defensive[/I] preparations.

Spanelsko, here goes another attempt to respond to the former question of "I wonder how many hard line Nationalists within the Union disagreed with this decision, so is it controversial or not comrade is my question of today?" posted roughly two days ago. Ahem... [I]The original reason for locking down the borders was due to too many tourists filing for citizenship. While we were glad of all the new citizens, many refused to at least attempt to live under our laws, which in turn caused numerous cases of conflict. The proverbial 'final nail in the coffin' was when a group of men hailing from Brasilistan set off a bomb (equal to an American MOAB) off at the Kremlin. The blast killed at least eighty people, and injured another hundred or so, but failed to create a breach large enough for the men to storm inside. Of the roughly two hundred and thirty insurgents that rushed the Kremlin, only nineteen survived the Red Army counterattack. Following a massive purge and subsequent militarization of the nation, the borders were closed and thousands exiled from the Union.... A number of the population, and members of the government, were unwilling to allow such a travesty to occur again. After six months of militarization, border security upgrades, increasing our reputation of niceness.... the general population, and just enough of the government, believed that a second chance was in order.[/I]

Nuremgard, If I had to choose between high taxes and a high disappearance rate? I'll take the taxes. ^-^

Alrighty.... That's that. I took some sleeping medicine, so... NIGHT!!

Hey, that's because of my beautiful, bustling environment.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

SAAS applications opened today and got mine submitted. The sooner the better. Now give me my free money, government!

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Tschingtau

Nuremgard wrote:SAAS applications opened today and got mine submitted. The sooner the better. Now give me my free money, government!

SCOTLAAAAAAAND

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, The Cross And Davids Star, Tschingtau

Lex Caledonia wrote:SCOTLAAAAAAAND

Thank you, SNP. I wouldn't have been able to go to uni otherwise.

Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Tschingtau

Nuremgard wrote:Thank you, SNP. I wouldn't have been able to go to uni otherwise.

Free uni is a blessing.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

Tschingtau wrote:[spoiler=-Snip-]Following fruitless attempts made at the council in Seoul to reconcile with the Chinese on the issue, at least two confirmed further infringements has been made on the borders of the Dominion of Tschingtau. The Tschingtauan Navy also captured in the week a Chinese fishing boat which was suspiciously close to one of the Dominion's military bases on the northwestern coast.

Statements have been reiterated by von Oranienburg, who sternly asks for the Chinese to stop with these infringements, for the Dominion's sake, but primarily, she firmly made clear, for the Chinese's own sake.

In a press statement, the government has asked for Russkov Soviet's neutrality in the matter, or passive support of the dominion in case of war. This, due to the now more and more nationalistic sides of the Communist regime to reunify the Chinese mainland. Something which can only be condemned, says diplomat Zhao. Further he states that 'Chinese hegemony will only lead to further economic domination by China.' Look at Sri Lanka, look at Djibouti. The Chinese are slowly creating an indirect imperialistic empire and a new world order, in which they style themselves as the supreme leaders.' Tschingtau's independence is essential to assure that Chinese ambitions do not come to be.

The population of Tschingtau, and neighbouring countries, wait tensely for information about further developments. [/spoiler]

UPDATE:

[I]0930 hours

[I]15 miles from border

[I]Zhengzhuan Province, China

[I]Reporting a large buildup of Chinese fortifications. Majority of vehicles appear to be towing defenses and artillery. Intercepted enemy transmission: (Translated) ".....send ships to South China Sea....do not...allow pass...approved to fire upon...begin negotiations..." . It would seem that their planning to set up a blockade in the South China Sea and will not hesitate to fire on those who pass.

I will remain neutral for the time being and continue to push for peaceful negotiations, but if China attempts to invade... I will not hesitate to go to war in the name of Tschingtauan independence.

Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

Russkov Soviet wrote:UPDATE:

[I]0930 hours

[I]15 miles from border

[I]Zhengzhuan Province, China

[I]Reporting a large buildup of Chinese fortifications. Majority of vehicles appear to be towing defenses and artillery. Intercepted enemy transmission: (Translated) ".....send ships to South China Sea....do not...allow pass...approved to fire upon...begin negotiations..." . It would seem that their planning to set up a blockade in the South China Sea and will not hesitate to fire on those who pass.

I will remain neutral for the time being and continue to push for peaceful negotiations, but if China attempts to invade... I will not hesitate to go to war in the name of Tschingtauan independence.

Not so quickly commie, China is my friend, and i wont allow even you to invade it so easily.

So in case of war i give you few options: 1 back off 2 pay me something 3 i am fine with you supplying Tsching or helping them with your navy and air force. However if you cross the border we will not tolerate such aggression.

btw is it weird that i used the term commie on you yet i am defending Communist China?

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Tschingtau

The Issue

As you very well know, a stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life but moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.

this doesnt seem to be related to the current crisis, but if i find out it was Tsching than this would turn into a very interesting war.

EDIT: literally the next issue i had to deal with was assassination attempt number 2, this time dueling attempt.

the hell is going on?

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Not so quickly commie, China is my friend, and i wont allow even you to invade it so easily.

So in case of war i give you few options: 1 back off 2 pay me something 3 i am fine with you supplying Tsching or helping them with your navy and air force. However if you cross the border we will not tolerate such aggression.

btw is it weird that i used the term commie on you yet i am defending Communist China?

1) Not likely. Leningrad was proof. ^-^

2) Hmmm.... I'll think about it.

3) Depends. Its their call.

Its funny actually. I AM a Communist after all.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:1) Not likely. Leningrad was proof. ^-^

2) Hmmm.... I'll think about it.

3) Depends. Its their call.

Its funny actually. I AM a Communist after all.

The Realm Of China *hisses*

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Russkov Soviet wrote:1) Not likely. Leningrad was proof. ^-^

2) Hmmm.... I'll think about it.

3) Depends. Its their call.

Its funny actually. I AM a Communist after all.

Comerade, is there a hostile people trying to harrass your hard-earned lands? If so I am here to assist!

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Active duty British soldiers using Jeremy Corbyn's face as target practice. And people wonder why I don't "respect" the troops.

Ludania, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova

Answered an issue regarding nuclear weapons and the "big, red button". The result: "The fate of the world literally rests on Marshal of the Union Aleksi Coltsov's fingers."

Considering my absolutely massive nuclear stockpile and all the aid I'm giving? Pretty fair I'd say.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Comerade, is there a hostile people trying to harrass your hard-earned lands? If so I am here to assist!

Thank you for the offer, but at the immediate moment.. I'm fine. ^_^ Besides... Spanelsko HAS already attempted an invasion a few months ago.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

wow, how is my insurance industry so high on the list here?

i was bottom 5% in the last region i was in.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:wow, how is my insurance industry so high on the list here?

i was bottom 5% in the last region i was in.

Well you are a Capitalist Paradise with no welfare state or NHS so people use a lot of insurance.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, The Wyoming Peoples Front

[B]The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.”

I knew this would happen sooner or later.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Since it came from the Daily Mail and the Sun, it's probably a load of sh!t but according to them, the Queen has banned Meghan Markle from wearing royal jewels because of her demanding behaviour. That'd be hilarious if it was true.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Russkov Soviet wrote:[B]The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.”

I knew this would happen sooner or later.

Do what we would do, and did before. Bomb the ever living f**k out of them. Nuclear holocaust etc.

Russkov Soviet

The Talking Point

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.

The Talking Point

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.

The Talking Point

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

is it just me or are all of these weirdly related to each other?

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Do what we would do, and did before. Bomb the ever living f**k out of them. Nuclear holocaust etc.

Depends on WHO placed the embargo. ^_^

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.

The Talking Point

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.

The Talking Point

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

is it just me or are all of these weirdly related to each other?

They do seem related. Must be a slow day in the Office.

Spanelsko

Eh

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:Eh

-slams head into wall- EHH!

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Russkov Soviet wrote:-slams head into wall- EHH!

-bonks head off an airplane engine whilst fueling- (series of expletives in no particular order)

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:-bonks head off an airplane engine whilst fueling- (series of expletives in no particular order)

Sounds like a Monday to me.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

At an international press conference, Lord Cormac Campbell has been appointed Viceroy of India by His Majesty King Geraint IV. His Excellency is committed to the prosperity and unity of India and will passionately protect the interests of the Crown in the region.

Long live the King!

Ludania, Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Depends on WHO placed the embargo. ^_^

They do seem related. Must be a slow day in the Office.

Well i am not sure who would be dumb enough to embargo you, but it certainly wasnt me, as it would make my access to your market a bit harder.

And yes i am talking about your black market.

Nuremgard wrote:At an international press conference, Lord Cormac Campbell has been appointed Viceroy of India by His Majesty King Geraint IV. His Excellency is committed to the prosperity and unity of India and will passionately protect the interests of the Crown in the region.

Long live the King!

unity of india, and crown interests.... colonialism? i mean occupation also brings unity.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Well i am not sure who would be dumb enough to embargo you, but it certainly wasnt me, as it would make my access to your market a bit harder.

And yes i am talking about your black market.unity of india, and crown interests.... colonialism? i mean occupation also brings unity.

Certainly. They will be unified under the Crown.

Ludania, Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Spanelsko wrote:Well i am not sure who would be dumb enough to embargo you, but it certainly wasnt me, as it would make my access to your market a bit harder.

And yes i am talking about your black market.

Ah yes... The Russian Mafia's black market.... Their allowed to operate as long as they give the Union 10% of all earned revenue. So far, The Don, Sergei Andretti has been shelling out 30%. ^_^

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Ah yes... The Russian Mafia's black market.... Their allowed to operate as long as they give the Union 10% of all earned revenue. So far, The Don, Sergei Andretti has been shelling out 30%. ^_^

They certainly are great guys to work with, far better than the Columbian mafia, i am also a bit surprised that you allow them to operate considering that by definition they are a criminal organisation, than again it would explain why you have "corrupt dictatorship" as your title.

in unrelated news:

The Talking Point

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.

Russkov Soviet

These tiny tax cuts are very frustrating.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy

The Talking Point

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins

this surprisingly makes sense.

The Issue

A spectacular but failed attempt on your life made national news today. Interrogation of captured suspects has pinned the blame on agents of the nation of Blackacre, with which Spanelsko has notoriously chilly relations. Your cabinet is divided as to how to respond.

4 days and 3 different attempts on my life, right after we became known as a benevolent dictatorship, i am starting to think that the people "miss" my iron fist.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

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