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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Continental Commonwealths wrote:Hmm. I'm now a Confederacy within a Confederacy.

Also, "President of the Confederacy". Lincoln is rolling over in his grave.

On the other hand, Jefferson Davis is probably cheering in his grave.

Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I would say State President, but South Africa had one back in the 80's, so...

You saying something?

Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:You saying something?

It meant don't name the office after a position in charge of a long-lasting racial regime with massive executive powers (I really doubt any one of us here are apartheid-era racists or approve of massive executive command in the region)

Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:As a Texan, I feel obligated to start trolling with that :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

As an Oklahoman I tip my hat to you.

Also keep your Texan paws of our bridges. :P

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Bridge_War

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:It meant don't name the office after a position in charge of a long-lasting racial regime with massive executive powers (I really doubt any one of us here are apartheid-era racists or approve of massive executive command in the region)

No, that's probably true. At least I think so. Maybe Varrick for the latter.

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Tserra wrote:As an Oklahoman I tip my hat to you.

Also keep your Texan paws of our bridges. :P

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Bridge_War

*Triggered*

At least we got the Ranger Division. Also, Murray kept using the ONG for martial law, Sterling I honestly don't know how many times past the Railroad Commission incident. Either way, both sides held the idiot ball too long :p

Jaslandia, Tserra

Killdash wrote:No, that's probably true. At least I think so. Maybe Varrick for the latter.

As long as he has control. Otherwise, the tariffs may try to get him

Jaslandia, Killdash, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:As long as he has control. Otherwise, the tariffs may try to get him

Can't outrun the CFNRS.

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Killdash wrote:Can't outrun the CFNRS.

*Cue Varrick and and Zhu Li going Bonnie and Clyde on the road*

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:As long as he has control. Otherwise, the tariffs may try to get him

If they go into an ITF nation, there will be no tariffs between member countries

Hear that, [nation=short]Varrick The Rich Guy[/nation]? No tariffs

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:If they go into an ITF nation, there will be no tariffs between member countries

Hear that, [nation=short]Varrick The Rich Guy[/nation]? No tariffs

Do it Varrick: the Commonwealth doesn't target ITF nations :p

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:No, that's probably true. At least I think so. Maybe Varrick for the latter.

Someone say my name?

Massive executive command, eh? It's tempting, but I don't think I'm cut out for politics. There's all this boring stuff I need to do, like keeping the people happy, and avoiding a civil war, and upholding the laws and Constitution. In the end, business is my true calling.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:*Cue Varrick and and Zhu Li going Bonnie and Clyde on the road*

We've done it before. I did it twice, actually: the first time with Zhu Li after the universe released us from prison via Unavaatu's vine things, and the second time with Bolin when me and him escaped from Kuvira and fled to Republic City.

Baxten wrote:If they go into an ITF nation, there will be no tariffs between member countries

Hear that, [nation=short]Varrick The Rich Guy[/nation]? No tariffs

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Do it Varrick: the Commonwealth doesn't target ITF nations :p

It's tempting; I'll send Zhu Li and a few other executives to scout out a possible location.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Varrick The Rich Guy wrote:It's tempting; I'll send Zhu Li and a few other executives to scout out a possible location.

Can I take them, sir? I love pulling specials!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Varrick The Rich Guy wrote:Someone say my name?

Massive executive command, eh? It's tempting, but I don't think I'm cut out for politics. There's all this boring stuff I need to do, like keeping the people happy, and avoiding a civil war, and upholding the laws and Constitution. In the end, business is my true calling.

We've done it before. I did it twice, actually: the first time with Zhu Li after the universe released us from prison via Unavaatu's vine things, and the second time with Bolin when me and him escaped from Kuvira and fled to Republic City.

It's tempting; I'll send Zhu Li and a few other executives to scout out a possible location.

Well, Amsterdam is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. So yea, you should definitely consider it

Jaslandia, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Percyton wrote:Can I take them, sir? I love pulling specials!

Sure, why not? Knock yourself out, kid.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Varrick The Rich Guy wrote:Sure, why not? Knock yourself out, kid.

Oh, thank you, sir! Climb aboard Percy's ITF Express! Peep peep! *whistles*

Jaslandia, Killdash, Varrick The Rich Guy, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:Oh, thank you, sir! Climb aboard Percy's ITF Express! Peep peep! *whistles*

No offense man, but when it comes to trains...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:Well, Amsterdam is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. So yea, you should definitely consider it

Also, weed and hookers, ;).

Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:No offense man, but when it comes to trains...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

https://youtu.be/nN4cIWFF6_8

https://youtu.be/1bDhxb_FbaE

Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:Also, weed and hookers, ;).

We have all the weed and hookers. And many many other vices

Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:Also, weed and hookers, ;).

And blackjack.

https://youtu.be/e35AQK014tI

Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:No offense man, but when it comes to trains...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

W-what happened to Thomas? Driver, what is happening?

Penguania And Antarctica

Jaslandia wrote:And blackjack.

https://youtu.be/e35AQK014tI

That's pretty wild man. How will I count cards with two distractions.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:We have all the weed and hookers. And many many other vices

Like Hopscotch?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:W-what happened to Thomas? Driver, what is happening?

They call that variant; "WHERE THE FVCK IS MY HOUSE".

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:W-what happened to Thomas? Driver, what is happening?

Killdash, I think you just traumatized Percy.

Killdash wrote:That's pretty wild man. How will I count cards with two distractions.

I'm sure it's possible. How else are you going to live the life of a true-g baller?

Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:Like Hopscotch?

Ja. Like hopscotch. And cocaine

Percyton wrote:W-what happened to Thomas? Driver, what is happening?

Percy coming to Baxten be like

http://67.media.tumblr.com/fb87b2ea4e03ae4cdf85d1fb062213d5/tumblr_mqtjhsABr11rv36vbo1_400.png

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica

Jaslandia wrote:Killdash, I think you just traumatized Percy.

I'm sure it's possible. How else are you going to live the life of a true-g baller?

They ain't called steam trains for nothing.

I thought the idea was to already have money, so that you don't have to worry about the millions you're losing.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:Ja. Like hopscotch. And cocaine

Percy coming to Baxten be like

http://67.media.tumblr.com/fb87b2ea4e03ae4cdf85d1fb062213d5/tumblr_mqtjhsABr11rv36vbo1_400.png

That's too much for me. I may be an assassin, but I have standards.

Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:They call that variant; "WHERE THE FVCK IS MY HOUSE".

Driver, I'm scared.

Killdash wrote:They ain't called steam trains for nothing.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ttte/images/0/05/DucktakesCharge12.png/revision/latest?cb=20130219130511

Baxten wrote:Percy coming to Baxten be like

http://67.media.tumblr.com/fb87b2ea4e03ae4cdf85d1fb062213d5/tumblr_mqtjhsABr11rv36vbo1_400.png

I was really tired then; I had been working a long day at the Docks. I'll be much more awake when I puff into Amsterdam Station!

Jaslandia, Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:That's too much for me. I may be an assassin, but I have standards.

What do you want? We have all kinds of things. Do you want opium; I have opium.

Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:Driver, I'm scared.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ttte/images/0/05/DucktakesCharge12.png/revision/latest?cb=20130219130511

I was really tired then; I had been working a long day at the Docks. I'll be much more awake when I puff into Amsterdam Station!

Mhm. Tired. *wink*

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:What do you want? We have all kinds of things. Do you want opium; I have opium.

How about money? I like money.

Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:Mhm. Tired. *wink*

https://youtu.be/Fnv2MZowmG8?t=47s

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:How about money? I like money.

I don't just...give money. We have sex and drugs

Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:I don't just...give money. We have sex and drugs

It's not really...giving...per say. More of an exchange, kind of thing.

One could definitely say "snuff" is involved.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:https://youtu.be/Fnv2MZowmG8?t=47s

There was more than fish there, I can tell you that

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:There was more than fish there, I can tell you that

Perhaps Percy had some... special coal that morning.

http://i.imgur.com/7D3TJzQ.jpg?1

Penguania And Antarctica

Jaslandia wrote:Perhaps Percy had some... special coal that morning.

http://i.imgur.com/7D3TJzQ.jpg?1

I have all the special coal. All of it

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Killdash wrote:It's not really...giving...per say. More of an exchange, kind of thing.

One could definitely say "snuff" is involved.

*overhears it*

I got some Somalis interested - 50K for the bodies :p

Baxten wrote:I have all the special coal. All of it

Do you have a small firebox? Because that's why Henry used special coal until he got a new shape.

Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:*overhears it*

I got some Somalis interested - 50K for the bodies :p

"You call?" says the owner of Somalia

Percyton wrote:Do you have a small firebox? Because that's why Henry used special coal until he got a new shape.

Oh yea, we have all the "special coal" paraphernalia

Jaslandia

Baxten wrote:Oh yea, we have all the "special coal" paraphernalia

Don't mess with the special coal

Jaslandia

Baxten wrote:"You call?" says the owner of Somalia

Oh yea, we have all the "special coal" paraphernalia

Ja, we've got an order from some Somalis in Maldives, 50K for some clean bodies: no cuts, bullet wounds to the head, and with intact organs/genitalia. Don't know why, they just want the order quick :p

Baxten wrote:Oh yea, we have all the "special coal" paraphernalia

Vista Major wrote:Don't mess with the special coal

Your controller should send you to Crewe to get a new shape. Special coal is expensive, and if you get a new shape, you could use regular coal instead.

Jaslandia

Vista Major wrote:Don't mess with the special coal

Vis, I am the special coal

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Ja, we've got an order from some Somalis in Maldives, 50K for some clean bodies: no cuts, bullet wounds to the head, and with intact organs/genitalia. Don't know why, they just want the order quick :p

We sell drugs, we're not a black market. Now g'day sir

Jaslandia, Vista Major

Percyton wrote:Your controller should send you to Crewe to get a new shape. Special coal is expensive, and if you get a new shape, you could use regular coal instead.

Special Coal is an average of 2500 Kroner per kilo

Jaslandia

Baxten wrote:Vis, I am the special coal

We sell drugs, we're not a black market. Now g'day sir

Fine, we could go online for the bodies: some markets are body farms. Before that, you got any brown-brown? Khat?

Baxten wrote:Special Coal is an average of 2500 Kroner per kilo

I don't know what a kroner is, but that sounds like a lot of them.

Jaslandia

Percyton wrote:I don't know what a kroner is, but that sounds like a lot of them.

Monies :p

Percyton

Baxten wrote:Now g'day sir

https://youtu.be/xKG07305CBs

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Monies :p

https://youtu.be/ETxmCCsMoD0

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Monies :p

Oooh. You mean like dollars and pounds?

Baxten wrote:Vis, I am the special coal

Lies

Percyton wrote:Your controller should send you to Crewe to get a new shape. Special coal is expensive, and if you get a new shape, you could use regular coal instead.

We can afford it all

Percyton wrote:Oooh. You mean like dollars and pounds?

Ja

Percyton

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Ja, we've got an order from some Somalis in Maldives, 50K for some clean bodies: no cuts, bullet wounds to the head, and with intact organs/genitalia. Don't know why, they just want the order quick :p

Not a problem for a master. 50K eh? Dollars, unmarked, payable on photographic proof of bodies, but there'll be no delivery until at least half is in the account.

Vista Major wrote:Lies

We can afford it all

Vis, you do know Baxtonian drug laws, right? Especially on coal.

Vista Major

Baxten wrote:Vis, you do know Baxtonian drug laws, right? Especially on coal.

I say burn it all, for the environment.

Baxten wrote:Vis, you do know Baxtonian drug laws, right? Especially on coal.

We fought a war for independence so we wouldn't have to concern ourselves with your imperialistic, draconian drug laws

Killdash wrote:Not a problem for a master. 50K eh? Dollars, unmarked, payable on photographic proof of bodies, but there'll be no delivery until at least half is in the account.

We got you covered, boss, 25K's been wired to home base

Killdash, Lavan Tiri

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:We got you covered, boss, 25K's been wired to home base

To work, I suppose.

Lavan Tiri

Killdash wrote:To work, I suppose.

Ja

Lavan Tiri

Vista Major wrote:We fought a war for independence so we wouldn't have to concern ourselves with your imperialistic, draconian drug laws

Well you wouldn't be concerning yourself with anything, because there aren't many drug laws. I was kidding about heroine and cocaine, but weed, acid, molly, and things like that are perfectly fine

Lavan Tiri

Baxten wrote:Well you wouldn't be concerning yourself with anything, because there aren't many drug laws. I was kidding about heroine and cocaine, but weed, acid, molly, and things like that are perfectly fine

Molly is a whoooole lotta fun.

I liked your old flag better.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Molly is a whoooole lotta fun.

I liked your old flag better.

Well we're Dutch now, so...

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri

Baxten wrote:Well we're Dutch now, so...

How the Commonwealths came to speak English is a mystery to us all.

Lavan Tiri

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Molly is a whoooole lotta fun.

Do you speak from experience?

Lavan Tiri

Continental Commonwealths wrote:How the Commonwealths came to speak English is a mystery to us all.

The Great Revolutionary Unf taught you and me on English :p

Lavan Tiri

Jaslandia wrote:Do you speak from experience?

Oh, of course not. Scholarly, peer-reviewed journal articles.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri

Darkness City, Killdash

Jeffery St John prepared hurriedly for the forthcoming assassination in his Grand Imperial Bedroom. Word had come from Banksy, Keeper of the Monies, that the first installment had been sent through, and in record time too. Squeezing his leg into a stocking, Jeffery had a quick look in his 95ft tall mirror, applied a little bit of blush, and then called the shadows, fading into them, until man and shadow became indistinct.

Lagos, Nigeria

Precious Odongyoyo had had a great lead up to his birthday party, which ostensibly, he didn't know about, though obviously, he did, as his friends pulled the same stunt every year, bringing in Perseverance's maid Innocence to cook a delicious meal, and then enjoying a little tete et tete for the evening. He wondered what kind of sublime feast she'd prepare this time, as he drove back from his job at as King of Nigeria in several phishing scams. Walking through his door, he counted 5, and, as expected, a loud chorus of "SURPRISE!!" rang out from the four friends gathered. After obligatory small talk, and gift exchanges, the guests sat down to a delicious starter of chapatti, a local bread, and sauce, as they discussed events and politics. "Nkosi Goodluck, eyona kese iDonald Trump, ema tokoloshe", Precious said, to general laughter. Soon after, Innocence brought the main out-Jambalya, his favourite- and began dishing out. "Shoh, Innocence, you are looking pale today" Waycool Mbanda, a friend, said. It was true, the maid was looking very pale. "Eh, mama, are you sharp today?" Precious inquired. "iYes, I am fine, joh, I was watching this scary movie, joh, ah, me I go pale after those" the maid replied. "Ah okay, you must lie down, né?" "Oh, okay" Innocence replied. "But you must eat, the big meal, for the big chief. It's to die for". Innocence left to the clinking of cups and scrape of metal on plates.

Twenty minutes later, Jeffery St John, sans maid outfit, but still lipsticked and eye shadowed, moved the bodies into the centre of the room. Strychnine, easily gained in Killdash was quick, if painful. But it didn't alter the foods taste, and it was fitting to enjoy a last meal at its best. "Almost got me" he thought. "Thank god I kept my mustache. I think that saved me" he mumbled aloud, as the shadows deepened.

Mogadishu, Somalia

The Pirate Captain found his bodies on his ship the next day, with a note, and, perplexing, a nude coloured stocking. The note read: "Honour your commitments. Much love, Jeffery".

Lavan Tiri

[B]ATTENTION, YOU STUPID MTHRFCKRS. IT'S MUTHERFOUKEN TEA TIME.

OUR M'UTHERFÛ'KKING DRINKS: MUTHERFOCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, MUDDAPHUKN EARL GREY TEA, MADDA-FUKKEN BLOOD OF A FORSAKEN CHILD.

OUR GODMOTHERFOKANDAMN SNACKS: M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K-ING PIZZA, MUDDHAFUKEN THINLY GRATED HUMAN HAIR, MOTHERFUUCKING LICORICE

OUR MADDAHPHAKKAN DISCUSSION TOPICS: METHERFUKCON CENSORSHIP; BUTTS, MOTHERFUCCER; JESSE MUTHERFµCKING EISENBERG.

OUR MOTHER-FUKKIN BONUS TOPIC: DESCRIBE JOHN F KENNEDY USING ONLY METAPHORS BASED AROUND APPLES, GAY PRIDE PARADES, AND ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR, MOTHERFUCCIR

Jaslandia, Killdash, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Lavan Tiri wrote:[B]ATTENTION, YOU STUPID MTHRFCKRS. IT'S MUTHERFOUKEN TEA TIME.

OUR M'UTHERFÛ'KKING DRINKS: MUTHERFOCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, MUDDAPHUKN EARL GREY TEA, MADDA-FUKKEN BLOOD OF A FORSAKEN CHILD.

OUR GODMOTHERFOKANDAMN SNACKS: M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K-ING PIZZA, MUDDHAFUKEN THINLY GRATED HUMAN HAIR, MOTHERFUUCKING LICORICE

OUR MADDAHPHAKKAN DISCUSSION TOPICS: METHERFUKCON CENSORSHIP; BUTTS, MOTHERFUCCER; JESSE MUTHERFµCKING EISENBERG.

OUR MOTHER-FUKKIN BONUS TOPIC: DESCRIBE JOHN F KENNEDY USING ONLY METAPHORS BASED AROUND APPLES, GAY PRIDE PARADES, AND ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR, MOTHERFUCCIR

Snacks: Earl Grey and Liquorice. Preferably combined.

Censorship: <redacted>

Butts: I like 'em big, and I can not lie.

Jesse Eisenberg: I think he's a cool actor, despite that sh1t-show Batman vs Superman. He does have a punchable face though.

Bonus topic: While he was certainly an Iron Man in office, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to realise that he was Equally Engaged to digging deep in the Pink Lady, and occasionally even in the Golden Delicious. He had issues with his Pride, and his emotional appeals to voters could win Tonys. He's best remembered for his Stark approach on international politics, his Queer sexual behaviors, and his succession by LBJQI.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Oh, of course not. Scholarly, peer-reviewed journal articles.

Dr. Rick James, Ph.D: "After conducting a rigorous meta-analysis of 17 randomized-controlled trials, we have concluded that molly is totally radical, dude! We should like, have molly everywhere! That would be pretty wicked, man."

Lavan Tiri wrote:[B]ATTENTION, YOU STUPID MTHRFCKRS. IT'S MUTHERFOUKEN TEA TIME.

OUR M'UTHERFÛ'KKING DRINKS: MUTHERFOCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, MUDDAPHUKN EARL GREY TEA, MADDA-FUKKEN BLOOD OF A FORSAKEN CHILD.

OUR GODMOTHERFOKANDAMN SNACKS: M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K-ING PIZZA, MUDDHAFUKEN THINLY GRATED HUMAN HAIR, MOTHERFUUCKING LICORICE

OUR MADDAHPHAKKAN DISCUSSION TOPICS: METHERFUKCON CENSORSHIP; BUTTS, MOTHERFUCCER; JESSE MUTHERFµCKING EISENBERG.

OUR MOTHER-FUKKIN BONUS TOPIC: DESCRIBE JOHN F KENNEDY USING ONLY METAPHORS BASED AROUND APPLES, GAY PRIDE PARADES, AND ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR, MOTHERFUCCIR

I'll have tea and pizza.

Censorship: It depends. In some areas, I can understand censorship for stuff like nudity and cursing. However, I don't like it when it's done for political purposes.

Butts: They're nice, but I don't like them as much as others do.

Jesse Eisenberg: He was good in Rio, I heard he was good in The Social Network, and I heard he was weird in Batman v. Superman.

Bonus: I don't think I can top what Killdash wrote, so I'll pass on this one.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Molly is a whoooole lotta fun.

She really is! She's so strong too! It's too bad I don't get to see her a lot nowadays.

http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Molly

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri

Killdash wrote:Darkness City, Killdash

Jeffery St John prepared hurriedly for the forthcoming assassination in his Grand Imperial Bedroom. Word had come from Banksy, Keeper of the Monies, that the first installment had been sent through, and in record time too. Squeezing his leg into a stocking, Jeffery had a quick look in his 95ft tall mirror, applied a little bit of blush, and then called the shadows, fading into them, until man and shadow became indistinct.

Lagos, Nigeria

Precious Odongyoyo had had a great lead up to his birthday party, which ostensibly, he didn't know about, though obviously, he did, as his friends pulled the same stunt every year, bringing in Perseverance's maid Innocence to cook a delicious meal, and then enjoying a little tete et tete for the evening. He wondered what kind of sublime feast she'd prepare this time, as he drove back from his job at as King of Nigeria in several phishing scams. Walking through his door, he counted 5, and, as expected, a loud chorus of "SURPRISE!!" rang out from the four friends gathered. After obligatory small talk, and gift exchanges, the guests sat down to a delicious starter of chapatti, a local bread, and sauce, as they discussed events and politics. "Nkosi Goodluck, eyona kese iDonald Trump, ema tokoloshe", Precious said, to general laughter. Soon after, Innocence brought the main out-Jambalya, his favourite- and began dishing out. "Shoh, Innocence, you are looking pale today" Waycool Mbanda, a friend, said. It was true, the maid was looking very pale. "Eh, mama, are you sharp today?" Precious inquired. "iYes, I am fine, joh, I was watching this scary movie, joh, ah, me I go pale after those" the maid replied. "Ah okay, you must lie down, né?" "Oh, okay" Innocence replied. "But you must eat, the big meal, for the big chief. It's to die for". Innocence left to the clinking of cups and scrape of metal on plates.

Twenty minutes later, Jeffery St John, sans maid outfit, but still lipsticked and eye shadowed, moved the bodies into the centre of the room. Strychnine, easily gained in Killdash was quick, if painful. But it didn't alter the foods taste, and it was fitting to enjoy a last meal at its best. "Almost got me" he thought. "Thank god I kept my mustache. I think that saved me" he mumbled aloud, as the shadows deepened.

Mogadishu, Somalia

The Pirate Captain found his bodies on his ship the next day, with a note, and, perplexing, a nude coloured stocking. The note read: "Honour your commitments. Much love, Jeffery".

What the hell are you doing in my territory?

Jaslandia, Killdash, Lavan Tiri

Lavan Tiri wrote:[B]ATTENTION, YOU STUPID MTHRFCKRS. IT'S MUTHERFOUKEN TEA TIME.

OUR M'UTHERFÛ'KKING DRINKS: MUTHERFOCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, MUDDAPHUKN EARL GREY TEA, MADDA-FUKKEN BLOOD OF A FORSAKEN CHILD.

OUR GODMOTHERFOKANDAMN SNACKS: M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K-ING PIZZA, MUDDHAFUKEN THINLY GRATED HUMAN HAIR, MOTHERFUUCKING LICORICE

OUR MADDAHPHAKKAN DISCUSSION TOPICS: METHERFUKCON CENSORSHIP; BUTTS, MOTHERFUCCER; JESSE MUTHERFµCKING EISENBERG.

OUR MOTHER-FUKKIN BONUS TOPIC: DESCRIBE JOHN F KENNEDY USING ONLY METAPHORS BASED AROUND APPLES, GAY PRIDE PARADES, AND ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR, MOTHERFUCCIR

Pineapple Juice and Licorice

I'm not fond of censorship, really. In most cases, it's meh at best

I mean, they're useful...?

I don't remember that person

Kennedy looks like that skinny cub who could totally be your daddy

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

To all y'all who haven't seen them, this Saturday night would be an optimal time to watch Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2.

Holy sh*t, this is an awesome series.

Lavan Tiri, Vista Major

Birth rates have hit an all time low. Weather improves. Employment decreases.

Giving women reproductive control of their bodies apparently makes the country sunnier but makes people jobless. Bloody women and their weather-altering, job-losing vaginas.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Bloody women and their weather-altering, job-losing vaginas.

Only NS has the power to make someone type that sentence. Hats off to you, Max Barry.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Birth rates have hit an all time low. Weather improves. Employment decreases.

Giving women reproductive control of their bodies apparently makes the country sunnier but makes people jobless. Bloody women and their weather-altering, job-losing vaginas.

The sunnier weather is a coincidence, but it makes people quit their jobs to go out and have fun :p

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Huh, well.

What do you know.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Aldaur wrote:The sunnier weather is a coincidence, but it makes people quit their jobs to go out and have fun :p

Now you show up

Lavan Tiri, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:What the hell are you doing in my territory?

Nigeria is your territory? Well, assassination doesn't really recognise borders anyway.

Lavan Tiri

Good morning fellas. How you doing?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Pirate Kingdoms wrote: Now you show up
I'm busy mate. I can't ve arsed to track all of the stupid politics. I just want to rp and talk to people.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Btw. I want the exact same territory as I have always had :p I know. How predictable.

Killdash, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Killdash wrote:Nigeria is your territory? Well, assassination doesn't really recognise borders anyway.

Keep it for the new forums I am designing and working on now. You will be able to put all the RP there.

Lavan Tiri

Latrovia wrote:Keep it for the new forums I am designing and working on now. You will be able to put all the RP there.

Oh, I know it's not mine. I'm Iceland.

Latrovia, Lavan Tiri

Killdash wrote:Oh, I know it's not mine. I'm Iceland.

I am just saying, you know. New forums, completed this time and with many services for our people. :)

Killdash, Lavan Tiri

Latrovia wrote:I am just saying, you know. New forums, completed this time and with many services for our people. :)

Right on.

Lavan Tiri

Aldaur wrote:Btw. I want the exact same territory as I have always had :p I know. How predictable.

They already gave it to you :p

Lavan Tiri, Aldaur

Hola amigos.

Today are:

- Armed Forces Day (Sri Lanka)

- Astami (Nepal)

- Beer and Pizza Day

- Clergy Appreciation Day (United States)

- Curious Events Day

- Day of the Valencian Community (Valencia, Spain)

- Double Ninth Festival (China, Taiwan)

- Fire Prevention Day

- Hangul Day (South Korea)

- Independence Day (Uganda)

- Independence of Guayaquil (Ecuador)

- Leif Erikson Day (United States, Iceland and Norway)

- National Chess Day (United States)

- National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania)

- National Moldy Cheese Day (United States)

- National Pro-Life Cupcake Day (United States)

- Takayama Autumn Festival (Takayama, Japan)

- White Sunday (Samoa, Tonga)

- World Post Day

This day in history:

- 768 – Carloman I and Charlemagne are crowned kings of the Franks.

- 1238 – James I of Aragon conquers Valencia and founds the Kingdom of Valencia.

- 1410 – The first known mention of the Prague astronomical clock.

- 1446 – The hangul alphabet is published in Korea.

- 1514 – Marriage of Louis XII of France and Mary Tudor.

- 1582 – Because of the implementation of the Gregorian calendar, this day does not exist in this year in Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain.

- 1604 – Supernova 1604, the most recent supernova to be observed in the Milky Way.

- 1635 – Founder of Rhode Island Roger Williams is banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony as a religious dissident after he speaks out against punishments for religious offenses and giving away Native American land.

- 1708 – Peter the Great defeats the Swedes at the Battle of Lesnaya.

- 1760 – Seven Years' War: Russian forces occupy Berlin.

- 1799 – Sinking of HMS Lutine with the loss of 240 men and a cargo worth £1,200,000.

- 1804 – Hobart, capital of Tasmania, is founded.

- 1806 – Prussia begins the War of the Fourth Coalition against France.

- 1812 – War of 1812: In a naval engagement on Lake Erie, American forces capture two British ships: HMS Detroit and HMS Caledonia.

- 1820 – Guayaquil declares independence from Spain.

- 1824 – Slavery is abolished in Costa Rica.

- 1834 – Opening of the Dublin and Kingstown Railway, the first public railway on the island of Ireland.

- 1874 – General Postal Union is created as a result of the Treaty of Bern.

- 1900 – The Cook Islands become a territory of the United Kingdom.

- 1911 – An accidental bomb explosion in Hankou, Wuhan, China leads to the ultimate fall of the Qing Empire

- 1913 – The steamship SS Volturno catches fire in the mid-Atlantic.

- 1936 – Generators at Boulder Dam (later renamed to Hoover Dam) begin to generate electricity from the Colorado River and transmit it 266 miles to Los Angeles.

- 1940 – World War II: Battle of Britain: During a night-time air raid by the German Luftwaffe, St. Paul's Cathedral in the City of London, England is hit by a bomb.

- 1942 – Statute of Westminster 1931 formalises Australian autonomy.

- 1962 – Uganda becomes an independent Commonwealth realm.

- 1967 – A day after being captured, Marxist revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara is executed for attempting to incite a revolution in Bolivia.

- 1969 – In Chicago, the United States National Guard is called in for crowd control as demonstrations continue in connection with the trial of the "Chicago Eight" that began on September 24.

- 1970 – The Khmer Republic is proclaimed in Cambodia.

- 1980 – Pope John Paul II shakes hands with the Dalai Lama during a private audience in Vatican City.

- 1981 – Abolition of capital punishment in France.

- 2009 – First lunar impact of the Centaur and LCROSS spacecrafts as part of NASA's Lunar Precursor Robotic Program.

Famous Birthdays:

- 1757 – Charles X of France

- 1835 – Camille Saint-Saëns, French composer and conductor

- 1846 – Julius Maggi, Swiss entrepreneur

- 1852 – Hermann Emil Fischer, German chemist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1859 – Alfred Dreyfus, French colonel

- 1879 – Max von Laue, German physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1888 – Nikolai Bukharin, Russian journalist and politician

- 1892 – Ivo Andrić, Yugoslav novelist, poet, and short story writer, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1906 – Léopold Sédar Senghor, Senegalese poet and politician, 1st President of Senegal

- 1938 – Heinz Fischer, Austrian academic and politician, 11th President of Austria

- 1940 – John Lennon, English singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (The Beatles, The Quarrymen, Plastic Ono Band, and The Dirty Mac)

- 1947 – France Gall, French singer

- 1950 – Jody Williams, American academic and activist, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1953 – Tony Shalhoub, American actor and producer

- 1964 – Guillermo del Toro, Mexican-American director, producer, and screenwriter

- 1966 – David Cameron, English politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

- 1969 – PJ Harvey, English singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer

- 1970 – Annika Sörenstam, Swedish golfer and architect

Quote of the day

In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.

- Lee Iacocca -

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Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Vista Major, Tserra, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania)

My Grandfather hates this day, it used to upset his mother so much.

Killdash, Lavan Tiri, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica

Are we really keeping that tea pot as the flag?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Whitmount wrote:Are we really keeping that tea pot as the flag?

No? There is a four day period where we can send a variaty of designs as a TG to someone. But idk to whom?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Latrovia wrote:No? There is a four day period where we can send a variaty of designs as a TG to someone. But idk to whom?

Me

Also you can send in designs for the government seal.

Latrovia, Lavan Tiri

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- Leif Erikson Day (United States, Iceland and Norway)

https://youtu.be/9YqehGlg6m8

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- 1953 – Tony Shalhoub, American actor and producer

Happy birthday, Luigi!

https://youtu.be/WAlHlaWjWyo

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- National Pro-Life Cupcake Day (United States)

What even is this? Is this when pro-life people bake cupcakes with messages like 'Life Begins at Conception' and 'Abortion is Murder'? Because if so, I think it's only fair pro-choice people have their own holiday to bake sweet and sugary desserts. National Pro-Choice Cake Day, perhaps?

Of course, I could be off entirely, and this is actually a day to support the personhood of cupcakes and to recognize them as living beings. "Cupcakes are people too!"

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Vote Humpheria for President!

Tested. Experienced. Fair.

#HumphforPres

Latrovia, Lavan Tiri, New Oelesa, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus

Jaslandia wrote:

What even is this? Is this when pro-life people bake cupcakes with messages like 'Life Begins at Conception' and 'Abortion is Murder'? Because if so, I think it's only fair pro-choice people have their own holiday to bake sweet and sugary desserts. National Pro-Choice Cake Day, perhaps?

Of course, I could be off entirely, and this is actually a day to support the personhood of cupcakes and to recognize them as living beings. "Cupcakes are people too!"

http://cupcakesforlife.com/about-us/what-is-cupcakes-for-life/

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:http://cupcakesforlife.com/about-us/what-is-cupcakes-for-life/

Ah. Interesting.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

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