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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Jaslandian anti-missile defense systems prepare to shoot down Flynnvakian ICBMs, but they power down upon receiving word that Mercunova shot down the missiles already.
Don't mess with Percyton unless you also want to mess with Jaslandia.
Penguania And Antarctica
The Penguanian government condemns this unnecessary act of aggression.
Jaslandia, Nova-Atlantia
Flynn just smiles and walks away
You all are just so violent ... Why are you all so intent on nuking each-other out of existence.
Jaslandia
I've just been sitting around. Me and my little socialist state.
Penguania And Antarctica
I exist as a pacifist nation, I have no intent for war, awful bloody stuff, care for some tea?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Nuke launches in 3...2...1... *the Latrovian nuke launched and after some minutes a country names Nova Atlantia, went kaboom!*
This was the best roleplay, thank you!
Penguania And Antarctica
Were pacifists, not idiots [OOC]
Minutes before destruction, Novatian anti-missile systems went online, 16 STSS Anti-Aerial Missiles shot into the air, shredding the incoming ICBMS before they flew over Novatian territory.
Penguania And Antarctica
Alarms go off throughout Percyton, plans are enacted to evacuate citizens into bunkers, and Diesel 10 orders the Percytonian Air Force to mobilize. However, these orders are cancelled after the Mercunovans shoot down the ICBMs.
In unrelated news, Percyton has expressed interest in buying missile defense weapons and surface-to-air missiles from friendly nations.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
*Sigh* it seems that the Concordis Alliance has stagnated, so I looked on ESU and found this place ... Hello! I'm Andromitus [Andy] but you can call me your lord and master for all of eternity!
National Tags -
Scientific Advancement, UBI, Dominion, Synthetic Organics, Bioweaponry, and a slight tendency towards insanity!
Jaslandia, Latrovia, Penguania And Antarctica, Humpheria Major
Oh, And stringent Humanism
Latrovia, Penguania And Antarctica
Jaslandia would be interested in providing those weapons. Jaslandian representatives will contact you with the details.
Welcome to the CoFN, Andromitus!
Penguania And Antarctica
CoFN, Cofn, Cofin, Coffin OH MY GOD IT ALL ADDS UP
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I would like a cup o' tea. You got any good ole Southern Brewed Sweet Tea?
Also, may I share with you a few words about our Good Lord and Savior, Bernie Sanders?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Post self-deleted by Andromitus.
I knew something would go wrong. Nuremgard abolished the death penalty but now the poor's income fell by 6,000, state-owned industry decreased and taxes are almost 60%
Ludania, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
That's rough, buddy.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I've decided to just cut taxes regardless of the poor's income. It's pissing me off.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I may also ban mandatory referendums for new laws.
I mean, I make design weaponry, but that's just for some better income.
Honestly, I'm more of a "Let's all be friends, but please don't cross me when we both know I can see it"
Yo, Mate.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Mmm, mmm. Yes, quite.
So, how's that "girl"friend of yours?
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
heyy I'm new !!
Vista Major, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
You know, this is why Vista is so deadset on us being a thing, Sul.
You refuse to accept that I have a girlfriend :P
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello and welcome! I am Peng.
Make yourself at home and enjoys your stay. :)
Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
I can't blame Sul. I wouldn't believe something that isn't there either. :p
Kalaron, Tserra, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
>Insinuating that I don't have one
See, but there is totally no relationship, you see.
Penguania And Antarctica
Don't be so quick to judge so harshly. Many of us have had experiences that you can only imagine.
Others of us haven't raised a finger of aggression in our lives
Ill continue to refuse these lies.
Oh, you'd like Vista's desire to be true, wouldn't you? I know I'm amazing, but jeez Kal.
Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
I used coffin from time to time
Greetings!
Guess they don't have a reason to work anymore. No threat of death or anything
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
I don't know, I mean, I'm sure you are, but I ain't gay, so...
Besides, I ain't lying.
Penguania And Antarctica
Do I see another alliance in the mix?
Exciting!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Wait, you have a girlfriend? I'm not trying to be sarcastic, but I thought you didn't date much anymore.
Penguania And Antarctica
Huh, could have fooled me.
Penguania And Antarctica
I just realized I was #1 in average income of the poor in the region by a pretty large margin
Go us!
Nuremgard
Oh really now?
Penguania And Antarctica
Yep, like seriously, you literally scream gay.
Penguania And Antarctica
I would consider it more of a protector relationship, as I'd mainly be guaranteeing Percyton's neutrality. Unless others want to form a 'Defend Percyton League' with me.
Penguania And Antarctica
Thanks :3 what kinda era r we in ??
Vista Major
That sounds awesome.
Jaslandia
'Allo Govna'
Penguania And Antarctica, Wayward-Pines
Glad you're interested, Peng. Though, I think I might wait for a couple more people to express interest before I go through with it.
Penguania And Antarctica
heyyyy
Jaslandia
So who are you, might I ask?
The United Providences Of Perland
Perhaps Merc would want to join. I know he likes Percy. And I'd tried to get Sul and Unf (his neighbors) for the obvious regions.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Oh really now?
Penguania And Antarctica
I said hey! What's going on?
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
That's be a good idea. Although, I'm thinking about making it more of a treaty than a league; that way everyone can agree to respect Percyton's neutrality without having to be tied to a specific alliance. I can still make a league specifically devoted to protecting Percyton if people are interested, but it might be a bit redundant.
I think I, of all people, would know if you're gay or not.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
I know I've asked questions twice in a row, but, Oh?
Why would you know?
Penguania And Antarctica
I mean, I think your boyfriend of all people would know.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Now, this is true.
Huh, guess you would know afterall.
Penguania And Antarctica
Roleplay era?
Well, that depends. We've had RPs from the far future to the medieval past. We don't have a unified roleplay timeline as of yet.
But, I will say that, as a rule, we tend to roleplay within this decade or the next. Modern era, if you will
Me and Kal were trying to keep it a secret. Thanks for outing us, Sul. Gaw.
Continental Commonwealths, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
...
Kalaron
Yup.
Totally not Sul who's my boyfriend.
Is actually, totally, our resident Scot instead.
My goodness, why wasn't I informed before :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The beautiful part is right now where you admitted it, makes me pretty happy I'd say.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
You're forming a league just to protect me? That's so kind of you all! I would prefer to protect myself and not bother the rest of you, but since Percyton is a small island with not much of a military, I'm not sure if that's an option.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I was gonna tell you. Eventually. Maybe.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Press release from the Governor of the Commonwealth
-recorded from cell in Nassau, Governor is disheveled and seemingly drunk-
"So, a nation of trains, huh?" *Governor sips from mug, confirmed as substance other than coffee*
"They sound adorable, on par with the penguins. Lass!" *referring to the secretary outside the cell* "Tell the blasted General not to harm the trains; they're innocent. Now," *Governor reaches out the cell door, mug empty* "Can one of you ripe bastards fetch me more caife na hÉireann and get me out of this f*cking cell! Tell that whore in the Palace she's not in charge: that viper threw me in here!
*guard approaches with cloth, placing it over the Governor's mouth until the latter becomes limp. Guard turns and shuts camera off*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
No use saying what's true isn't so.
And I mean, I'm happy to have you as my boyfriend, so...
Gee, thanks, bud. :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
*prepares Pornosonic by Ron Jeremy, along with camera*
Threeway with you, Sul, and Nurem. Now.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
...
He's mine.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Naughty!
Fine. Have him.
Penguania And Antarctica
Sorry Nuren, 'fraid he's got a legitimate claim, and I quite like it that way.
Penguania And Antarctica
Your loss.
Now, you say that, but it's not really a tough choice.
I mean, I get Sul, so....
Gee, thanks.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
I just got catfished so hard...
Penguania And Antarctica
Hey, you're a great dude, but in a contest for my affections, I'm afraid Sul just has you flat outmatched :P
Still here if you want it, Nurem <3
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Well that's me put in my place.
I think I do want it!
Penguania And Antarctica
*prepares bed*
Got it set up
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
*blushes modestly*
Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/41kQGoJX_8Q?t=1m22s
Sorry, I just had to. Sorry you went through that, Est. Must have been pretty rough.
Dude. She literally led me on, said she liked me then catfished me
That sounds horrible
My condolences
Ouch. I can only imagine how much that would hurt. My condolences.
Relationships suck and people are brutal. Sorry to hear it dude. Just keep your head up and move on to the next one.
Like I said, sorry Nur.
He's just the best, you're still great and all, but he's really just the best :P
Damn, sorry bro.
I might cry
I love you too, babe.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Please don't.
If you want, you can talk to us all about anything, you know?
If you must cry, then cry
You're among a sea of caring shoulders
Go ahead and get it out bud. It'll make you feel better and help you heal.
Vista Major
I don't know you guys, but I love you.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
If you need anything, advice or whatever it may be, I'm sure you could call on any of us and we'll do what we can to help. There's a wealth of experience both in and out of game right at your fingertips if it is needed.
Jaslandia, New Estaris
All of you have been wonderful. I really need friends like you people.
Jaslandia
Anyway, I might get like a Kik because the chat thing I had before bugs my computer
Roses are red Violets are blue apply to become a citizen.
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It rhymed to me. ^^
Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra
Hello people.
[spoiler=Today are:]
Today are:
- Electronic Greetings Day
- International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People
- Liberation Day or Dita e Çlirimit (Albania)
- National Day of Giving - #GivingTuesday (United States)
- Republic Day (Yugoslavia)
- Square Dancing Day
- Unity Day (Vanuatu)
- William Tubman's Birthday (Liberia)
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 561 - King Chlothar I dies at Compiègne. The Merovingian dynasty is continued by his four sons Charibert I, Guntram, Sigebert I and Chilperic I who divide the Frankish Kingdom.
- 800 - Charlemagne arrives at Rome to investigate the alleged crimes of Pope Leo III.
- 1549 - The papal conclave of 1549-50 begins.
- 1394 - The Korean king Yi Seong-gye, founder of the Joseon dynasty, moves the capital from Kaesŏng to Hanyang, today known as Seoul.
- 1776 - American Revolutionary War: The Battle of Fort Cumberland, Nova Scotia, comes to an end with the arrival of British reinforcements.
- 1781 - The crew of the British slave ship Zong murders 133 Africans by dumping them into the sea to claim insurance.
- 1807 - Transfer of the Portuguese Court to Brazil: John VI of Portugal flees Lisbon from advancing Napoleonic forces during the Peninsular War, transferring the Portuguese court to Brazil.
- 1830 - November Uprising: An armed rebellion against Russia's rule in Poland begins.
- 1850 - The treaty, Punctation of Olmütz, is signed in Olomouc. Prussia capitulates to Austria, which will take over the leadership of the German Confederation.
- 1864 - American Indian Wars: Sand Creek massacre - Colorado volunteers led by Colonel John Chivington massacre at least 150 Cheyenne and Arapaho noncombatants inside Colorado Territory.
- 1864 - American Civil War: Battle of Spring Hill - A Confederate advance into Tennessee misses an opportunity to crush the Union Army. General John Bell Hood is angered, which leads to the Battle of Franklin.
- 1877 - Thomas Edison demonstrates his phonograph for the first time.
- 1885 - End of Third Anglo-Burmese War and of the Burmese monarchy.
- 1890 - The Meiji Constitution goes into effect in Japan, and the first Diet convenes.
- 1899 - FC Barcelona Association football club is founded.
- 1902 - The Pittsburgh Stars defeated the Philadelphia Athletics, 11-0, at the Pittsburgh Coliseum, to win the first championship associated with an American national professional football league.
- 1929 - U.S. Admiral Richard E. Byrd leads the first expedition to fly over the South Pole.
- 1943 - World War II: The second session of the Anti-Fascist Council for the National Liberation of Yugoslavia (AVNOJ), held to determine the post-war ordering of the country, concludes in Jajce (present-day Bosnia and Herzegovina).
- 1944 - The first surgery (on a human) to correct blue baby syndrome is performed by Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.
- 1945 - The Federal People's Republic of Yugoslavia is declared.
- 1952 - Korean War: U.S. President-elect Dwight D. Eisenhower fulfills a campaign promise by traveling to Korea to find out what can be done to end the conflict.
- 1961 - Project Mercury: Mercury-Atlas 5 Mission - Enos, a chimpanzee, is launched into space. The spacecraft orbits the Earth twice and splashes down off the coast of Puerto Rico.
- 1963 - U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson establishes the Warren Commission to investigate the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
- 1965 - The Canadian Space Agency launches the satellite Alouette 2.
- 1967 - Vietnam War: U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara announces his resignation.
- 1972 - Atari announces the release of Pong, the first commercially successful video game.
- 1990 - Gulf War: The United Nations Security Council passes two resolutions to restore international peace and security if Iraq does not withdraw its forces from Kuwait and free all foreign hostages by January 15, 1991.
- 2009 - Maurice Clemmons shoots and kills four police officers inside a coffee shop in Lakewood, Washington.
- 2012 - The United Nations General Assembly voted to accord non-member observer state to Palestine.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1427 - Zhengtong Emperor of China
- 1797 - Gaetano Donizetti, Italian composer
- 1802 - Wilhelm Hauff, German poet and author
- 1803 - Gottfried Semper, German architect and academic, designed the Semper Opera House
- 1803 - Christian Doppler, Austrian mathematician and physicist
- 1835 - Empress Dowager Cixi of China
- 1874 - Egas Moniz, Portuguese physician and neurologist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1891 - Julius Raab, Austrian engineer and politician, 19th Chancellor of Austria
- 1895 - William Tubman, Liberian lawyer and politician, 19th President of Liberia
- 1898 - C. S. Lewis, British novelist, poet, and critic
- 1908 - Kurt H. Debus, German V-2 rocket scientist, 1st of NASA's Kennedy Space Center
- 1932 - Jacques Chirac, French soldier and politician, 22nd President of France
- 1946 - Silvio Rodríguez, Cuban singer-songwriter and guitarist
- 1947 - Petra Kelly, German activist and politician
- 1954 - Joel Coen, American director, producer, and screenwriter
- 1964 - Don Cheadle, American actor and producer
- 1969 - Mariano Rivera, Panamanian-American baseball player
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Quote of the day
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
- Eleanor Roosevelt -
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Jaslandia, Vista Major, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
Tse is sick. My immune system is not the best these days. Tse is going to go back to sleep now.
Tse loves you all.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus, Humpheria Major
Sorry to hear that, buddy. Get well soon!
http://img09.deviantart.net/33fa/i/2006/034/0/f/penguin_doctor_by_duckboy.jpg
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland
Like my name irl is Lily :3
Oh okay cool !!
lol nothing really!!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
See, now THIS is how you be a President-elect! Take notes, Mr. Trump.
Penguania And Antarctica, Senatus Popolusque Mercunovus
I mean, I'm plenty happy with him not fulfilling his ultra republican campaign promises.
Jaslandia
Tread lightly, comrade. ;)
Jaslandia
Well, I'm Andy, I can't say much that my faqs don't say... I guess while rp'ing I primarily use bio weapons and cyber warfare, than use my technological superiority to make up for my lack of industry
Also, to the region, I'm happy that it's so active! Also, do we have an offsite forum?
Wayward-Pines
Yes, it's in the top bar of things.
Aw geez, I didn't know you supported Communism, Comrade.
I meant my comment in the sense that Trump should be more active during his presidency-elect; he should be visiting foreign countries and educating himself about policy instead of getting into Twitter wars and ranting about the recounts.
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