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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Pretty much. Degeneracy
Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia
And it's all because of me. Wait a minute, that's horrible.
Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia
Being degenerate is fun.
Axeldonia
This got sexy fast.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia
I must destroy the monster I have created.
Everyone, write paragraphs about what you think about this song and the context in which it was made in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y
On the bright side, the "most degenerate" ones from classic CFN are all gone so it can't get to bad.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia
Degeneracy isn't so bad.
Axeldonia
Who were those people?
Jaime y
Is degeneracy an instrument?
Jaslandia
An instrument?
Of the Devil.
Axeldonia, Gualimole
Because I love you. Besides, the RMB just needs to avoid being *that* degenerate y'know?
Jaslandia
How degenerate is too degenerate?
I love you too
Kalaron
<3
creampies
bukkake
drowning in ejaculation
biting into the pillow
dry insertion
fast, aggressive, drug-fueled sex
legs pressed up to the chest while going deep
Axeldonia
You don't want to know.
Also you wouldn't recognize them anyway.
Much worse than any of that.
Jaslandia
We've gone too lewd
Jaslandia
You wouldn't know how bad it gets anyway.
Jaslandia
So, what color is everyone's sh!t in the morning?
Jaslandia
What in the name of...
Jaslandia, Percyton
wat
Depends idk
That's one of my favorite colors.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
How do I turn pictures into music?
Jaslandia
Have you heard the Word of our Good Lord and Savior, Bernie Sanders?
Jaslandia, Vista Major
Rainbow coloured obviously. I'm gay after all.
Woah. Simmer down before the mods come.
Jaslandia, Mercunova
No thanks, I'm a Hillary supporter
fify
Gualimole
Alruniea
I would pay to see this.
Nuremgard
That too.
I'm flattered.
Bearlong
Jaslandia
FTFY.
https://youtu.be/d1JA-nh0IfI?t=18s
Try this app: https://youtu.be/zpNgsU9o4ik
Percyton
Axeldonia
Jaslandia, Axeldonia
Alruniea, Jaslandia, Axeldonia
Axeldonia
Axeldonia
Is anyone else subscribed to Styxhexenhammer666 on YouTube besides me here?
Hey, Yukona, I read this article this morning. Thought it was quite interesting and wondered if you might be interested too.
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/apr/10/commonwealth-uk-brexit-leaving-eu
Yukona
YUH
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN??!!!?!?!!!???
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
HE'S WONDERING WHO DOES THE F*CKING
Nuremgard
-And did you know what i saw?
Hell.
Tony Blair calls for new leadership from "strong progressive centre."
In other words, keep Labour Tory-lite. We cant have a socialist party being socialist. Oh, and bomb Syria. That's progressive and centrist.
God, if there's anybody who needs to take a long walk off a short pier it's Blair.
Axeldonia
Hey guys, whats going on in the RMB today-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Mercunova, Percyton
Nothing much. SAAS applications opened today so I submitted mine. I bought a few games for my sister and one of them should be arriving today. How are you?
I'm glad the they're making the Royal Wedding for the British citizens rather than politicians this time around. Even when they're 'bigger' and more influential royals, the whole need to invite foreign dignitaries is a must, at least Harry's making the right move by not inviting anyone of that ilk and subsequently Trump doesn't have to be or have to complain about not being invited.
Aye, they're inviting the commoners. They're amazing people.
Whatever fires your stove.
Axeldonia, Mercunova
Well you're twisting my words but what I mean is they're not reducing it to another political act as big marriages of heads of state and their families are. They're inviting people they like and also people who they think actually deserve to be there, like a girl at the Manchester bombings who was traumitised by seeing her friends blown up and also lost her voice by screaming too loud in fear. But yeah, they're not amazing people, right - because just like you assume they dislike people because of their position, you - ironically - dislike them simply because of their position.
Jaslandia
And you think their farts smell of roses because they fell out a "royal" vagina.
No, I just like them as important people in the political sphere. Harry's a decent chap, has done a lot, been through a lot, etc. On the other hand, you actively hate them just because of who they are, which is just so ironic. You can dislike the products of Windows but like Bill Gates if he's done cool stuff and is a genuinely nice guy. You're just devolving it to something personal and intensifying your hatred for no reason and making yourself a mean person.
He's been through a lot. You mean he lost his mum? That's sad aye but loads of people have lost their mums. And it's not as if he's had a hard life has he? He's being looked after from cradle to grave in abject luxury and has the media fawning over his every move.
Yeah I do hate them because they live the life of Riley at our expense. But don't worry, Yuk. For every person like me, there's 10 of you. That's why they are still there.
Axeldonia, Mercunova
I believe the irony's lost on you
Jaslandia
It probably is. But away and wave your UJ for the wee prince and princess if it makes you happy.
Mercunova
You all disappoint me. Complaining that we have not enough constables. Can you imagine how hard it is to find someone who want to do this job? Nobody wants to do it. If you all think you can do it better then say it and I will comply as you wish.
And of course constables can get into an argument. That's their right to talk with whom they want about what they want. But with so few constables it's not possible to have an objective observer at hand when one of the constables is part of the argumenting people and the other is not here on that moment.
I haven't read all messages from last night, so if someone could summarize it and why there was an outcry for constabulary intervention that would be really kind.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Mercunova, Percyton
insert snark here
I dont think people genuinely though the constabulary were needed they were just making a joke about Kal being part of it
Penguania And Antarctica
Hmm, I was contacted that there was a need for constable intervention but the constable didn't do anything.
Future discussions regarding Scottish independence, Brexit, and the relevance of the Royal Family will now only be permissible between the yellow traffic cones.
And Im going to take these traffic cones and place them riiiight over here. In the middle of this street.
Just kidding. But Peng, I assumed any mention of needing a constable last night was a facetious one. Im not sure who messaged you and about what, but I dont think things got to the point of needing constabular intervention last night.
Bearlong, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton
THE JIG IS UP BOYS, SCATTER
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Who died and made you king? :P
Penguania And Antarctica
Hmm. Abuse of emergency call then.
(And I didn't make you a traffic warden. :P)
Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton
Oh and what you did was arrogation of public office. :P
Jaslandia
Apologies to Yukona. I flew off the handle with the royal sh!t.
Jaslandia, Percyton
On that note, I'd like to actually announce my resignation from the office, and that the Discord's been transfered to the ownership of Tex.
Oh? I'm sorry to hear that.
Percyton
This RMB conversation is certainly more entertaining than the region I originally hail from (10000 Islands). I was briefly in Commonwealth of Liberty but I didn't like the fact that RPing was also done in tandem with normal conversation in the RMB.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona, Percyton
I think I was in the 1000 Islands one time.
My problem was the "family friendly" RMB nonsense. I just don't like censoring myself for the sake of younger ears. I made the the comparison of WA endorsements as a penis measurement contest and that not only had the post suppressed but I was privately reprimanded.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Bloody puritans.
Jaslandia
Oy
I'm not a puritan
Never said you were.
Russkov Soviet
You're a puritan
Purritan?
Jaslandia
So, uh, ye I'm in ownership of the CFN Discord (still gonna be CFN for me until the day I or this region drop dead)
Jaslandia, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Bigostan came from Black Hawks (and a tiny nation of 5mil), should this raise any bells or is COFL just not into the Defender/Raider gameplay stuff some regions do?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.bigostan Either that or region hopping. I dunno.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Bigostan
2 of my favourite Chinese takeaways are closed today. The world is ending.
Penguania And Antarctica
It means nothing that he did, honestly. The COFN can't be raided, so we're alright.
Penguania And Antarctica, Deimosan
As long as he behaves himself, and we don't see an increase in numbers, there's not much to concern ourselves with. We should still keep an eye on him, as raider regions/nations are vile bottomfeeding scum who feed on the misery they sow...
Jaslandia, Percyton, Deimosan
Nuremgard is a strange country. Its constitution separates church and state but its head of state is also head of the church. Despite this contradiction, it works.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Good Day! Hope everyone has a good day!
Song of the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3krAHJtZS4
The Chancellor's Public Schedule [I]10 April 2018
(All times Eastern. Subject to change.)
10:00 The Chancellor holds his weekly conference with the Minister of Foreign Affairs
Jaslandia, Lex Caledonia, Percyton
Nice to meet you too!
I joined Black Hawks when they messaged me, but moved here when I figured out the search tool. I wasnt really aware that you and them dont like each other.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Deimosan
Nah, don't sweat it.
You're new I presume?
The Black Hawks make puppets (new nations) so that they can invade regions (take over the WAD) and be nuisances generally. It's nothing particular to them, but the COFN doesn't get involved in raids either way so it's moot.
Penguania And Antarctica
Black Hawks probably don't know of us. There's no individual history there, we just aren't fond of raider regions in general.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I wouldn't say it's entirely moot. Sure, we can't be taken over entirely, but they can still be a big pain in the a*se.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Welcome to the CoFN! My name is Aleksander D. Coltsov and I am the current Premier of the Equestrian Union. Sorry for the hostility, for you can see our thoughts in the previous posts.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I didn't you were applying to the South Australian Ambulance Service. Pretty long way from Scotland I'd say.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saas
jk
Interesting. While even we have our limits on RMB content, those are mostly to avoid the wrath of the mods. You can still use cursing and somewhat-naughty language here (although the game's RMB programming will likely force you to censor some words), and we wouldn't censor stuff like "penis measurement content." As long as you abide by NS's content rules, you should be fine here!
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Im new to the region, but I played NationStates before. My old nation is in vacation mode and going to stay that way, because I dont feel like going back to it. I wasnt happy with how it turned out so Im starting over.
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
No worries, I was just being paranoid from being in a Defender region for so long. (despite not even being involved in WA)
Percyton
Thank you, kamrat, for reminding me that i need to rejoin the WA.
And that's done... I could have sworn you had to wait a day between application and acceptance.
Percyton
It's a strange old world when Russia calls for a UN inquiry while Britain, France and the US all agree to respond to the supposed gas attack in Syria. And of course, the Guardian leads with a picture of a young toddler seemingly affected by the gas. Nice touch, guys. I guess doing the same with a Yemeni child wouldn't have been as effective eh? Oh, aye, I forgot. It's our bombs killing them so that makes it okay.
Axeldonia, Mercunova, Gualimole
If you don't believe it I'd be happy to send you a video on liveleak of young kids foaming at the mouth from a gas attack :)
Kalaron
It's to tug at people's heartstrings but not everyone will fall for that, such as myself.
Russkov Soviet, Mercunova
If the people have no bread let them eat cake.
Even if it was true, it's not worth sacrificing British troops for.
Mercunova
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