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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
What he said.
The code word is ROSHAMBO, go men go.
Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Killdash is researchin cure. We just crossed 500.000.000 infected, but have 5.000.000.000 more meat shields.
No surrender!!!
Penguania And Antarctica
233,000,000 Z here.
Cure is in development.
Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64ZrOUaq6bQ
No names. If I get infected, you know what to do. Time to nut up or shut up.
Penguania And Antarctica
The zombies are here! I've ordered my men to eliminate the zombies by force.
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh no! The zombies are here! I have to get to the sheds for safety. *runs away*
Penguania And Antarctica
Sound out on the RMB if you're being active in some way, and I'll keep a list that I'll post regularly for purposes of checking who we will need to assist later.
So far:
Killdash
Yukona
Kalaron
Republic City Police
Nuremgard
Greater Banita
Penguania And Antarctica
Aye Aye.
I'll cure you and Yuk when I can.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
We of the newly instituted Carlmunist Survivor State of Sulania are standing by.
I'm here! I'm researching a cure.
Perhaps you could modify that list to show who is curing, who is exterminating, and who is doing nothing (hopefully no one is embracing the horde, but if they are, they should be immediately banjected).
Penguania And Antarctica
[spoiler]Update 1:
Killdash: Cure
Yukona: Kill
Kalaron: Cure
Republic City Police: Kill
Nuremgard: Cure
Greater Banita: Cure
Percyton: Cure[/spoiler]
Jaslandia, Percyton
Thank you so much! Should I try to cure you when my missiles are ready?
Jaslandia
Post self-deleted by Killdash.
[spoiler]Update 2:
Killdash: Cure
Yukona: Kill
Kalaron: Cure
Republic City Police: Kill
Nuremgard: Cure
Greater Banita: Cure
Percyton: Cure
Jaslandia: Cure
Sulania: Cure[/spoiler]
Jaslandia
I think I get Zombie Kill Teams, would it be bad to send them without asking, considering they kill people.
I'm here! Me and Zhu Li are researching a cure.
Jaslandia
If you would, please cure Yuk first, so he can focus on other nations.
From there, focus on others.
Only Zombies.
Send with impunity to inactive nations, ask for preferred on other nations that are active.
Percyton
Cure
[spoiler]Update 1:
Killdash: Cure
Yukona: Kill
Kalaron: Cure
Republic City Police: Kill
Nuremgard: Cure
Greater Banita: Cure
Percyton: Cure
Jaslandia: Cure
Sulania: Cure
Varrick: Cure
Zhu Li: Cure[/spoiler]
Jaslandia
Here and researching cure, Sir.
Jaslandia
Yes, sir!
Jaslandia, Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
[spoiler]Update 4:
Killdash: Cure
Yukona: Kill
Kalaron: Cure
Republic City Police: Kill
Nuremgard: Cure
Greater Banita: Cure
Percyton: Cure
Jaslandia: Cure
Sulania: Cure
Varrick: Cure
Zhu Li: Cure
Continental Commonwealths: Cure
Peng: Cure[/spoiler]
Penguania And Antarctica
Also, weird time to ask this, but GR kind of moved to Beyond The Genuan Rebirth.
Could be rebirth for our old ally. Maybe send an embassy request?
Jaslandia
Yes, old friend is good friend.
Jaslandia
Perhaps a Tea Time to lighten the mood?
LIVING, DEAD, AND UNDEAD, IT IS NOW TEA TIME: ZOMBIE EDITION!
OUR SNACKS: BRAINS, RAISIN BRAN, AND GUTS
OUR DRINKS: BLOOD, WINE, AND TEARS
OUR TOPICS: THE BRAIN, FAVORITE FOODS, AND DEATH
BONUS TOPIC: WHAT ARE YOUR NATION'S PEOPLE DOING TO PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIES?
BONUS TOPIC 2: REGIONAL ZOMBIE PLAN OF ACTION
BONUS PROGRAMS: OPEN LETTERS, RANDOM LINKS, AND NONSENSICAL SENTENCES[/B]
Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2duz_H0jvI
I don't wanna kill nobody, but I will if you so will B^] - cue the music, cock the rifles, hide yo kids, hide yo wives, y'all zombies bout to get eradicated
Greater Banitia
Making cures at the moment
Jaslandia, Yukona
Snackles: Brains and Tears. Natch.
The Brain: Perhaps the wrong time to bring it up, but my planned study in university will by bio-medical engineering, with empathise on neurology. I'm interested in brain-computer uplinks.
Favourite Food: Hmm, is condensed milk a food?
Death: I believe that when I die I shall rot, and nothing of my ego will survive. I am not young and I love life. But I should scorn to shiver with terror ant the thought of annihilation. Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting. Many a man has borne himself proudly on the scaffold; surely the same pride should teach us to think truly about mans place in the world. Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cosy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings big our, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own- Bertrand Russell.
Bonus topic: Well, considering we trade bodies as currency in Killdash, probably trying to survive to the golden age approaching. Trade deficit? It's about to be gone.
BT2: Well, I outlined a general plan that's borne fruit before in other regions. That may be start, though of course, we can and should talk all plans that we can come up with. If I were to add anything, it's that we should pick single targets on the RMB, bombard them til they're free of zombies, than switch targets. This will minimize cool down time, which be ineffective if we all just hit everyone and than get hit right back.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Raisin brand and blood for me.
The brain: Magnificent piece of biology and evolution. Although it appears that some people didn't get much of it.
Favorite food: Good old Schnitzel with some fries. Yummy :)
Death: Everything has to die but the atoms remain and are reorganised to create something new. So essentially nothing dies. We leave something behind that will life forever.
Bonus: We build walls of ice and snow and mobilize the penguin army.
Bonus2: Research and cure. Together we can do it. We keep this region alive !
Bonus3: That's my first time I am posting for tea time and it feels so good. Never got the chance to do so before because it was always posted in the middle of the night for me so I'm kinda excited and hope I did it well.
Penguanian scientist: http://wondersofdisney.webs.com/games/clubpenguin/garygadget/garygadgetguy.png
Jaslandia, Killdash
[spoiler]Update 5:
Killdash: Cure
Yukona: Kill
Kalaron: Cure
Republic City Police: Kill
Nuremgard: Cure
Greater Banita: Cure
Percyton: Cure
Jaslandia: Cure
Sulania: Cure
Varrick: Cure
Zhu Li: Cure
Continental Commonwealths: Cure
Peng: Cure
Baxten: Cure [/spoiler]
Ill have Raisin Bran and wine.
Brain: It really is an amazing thing. However, I wish to say that we do not use only 10% of our brains, and brains are not tasty.
Favorite foods: Pizza. Definitely not brains.
Death: State after life. Zombies are somewhere between life and death.
Bonus: Prince Jason and the royal family are in a secure desert bunker complex near the village of Iago. Prime Minister Gerald Caesar is in Michaelopolis, directly coordinating zombie response efforts. Caesar and many government members are being evacuated to a secure bunker complex underneath the Parliament building, and as many healthy citizens as possible are being evacuated into bunkers across Jaslandia. Those healthy people who cannot be evacuated into the bunkers are being spread across the Jaslandian countryside and other remote areas.
Random links: https://youtu.be/XaQyW31OHy0
https://youtu.be/rIBC2xRtuRg
https://youtu.be/Kbryz0mxuMY
[B]An Open Letter to Zombies[/B]
Dear zombies,
F*ck all of you! No really, eff all of you! You come here every Halloween, cause chaos and reap havoc, and then leave. None of you serve any useful purpose, or have any reason to be here. You are all terrible people! Or, terrible corpses? I don't know what you are, but you suck.
Best wishes, Jaslandia
Nonsensical sentence:
Zombie: BRAAAAAIIINN! GDSOHGSDIHGSDGDS!
Penguania And Antarctica
Alright everyone, it gametime!
Just a heads up, don't send any extermination teams into my nation. I appreciate the thought, but I plan to keep my death toll as low as possible this year. Cure missles however are much appreciated. :)
I'm currenty reasarching a cure. Once it's ready, I understand the game plan is to focus on Yuk first, before branching out. Count me in.
Best of luck!
Jaslandia, Killdash, Penguania And Antarctica
So zombies are like Schrödinger's cat ??
Jaslandia
You did fine, Peng. Tea Time is just a casual thing, so don't worry about doing it 'right' or 'well'.
Penguania And Antarctica
Yes. However, unlike the cat, I'm not sure if we can put zombies in a box, although it would be really nice if we could.
Penguania And Antarctica
Go team go!!!
Also, I've got a temporary factbook, (I'll link to it just now) that I'd appreciate if someone put in the WFE dispatches. It will contain all the information, which I will update regularly with new regional stats, plans, and the who's-doing-what spoiler.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I think I'll eat Raisin Bran. Without any milk
Brain- Very interesting part of our body. The brain does fascinate me quite a bit
Favorite foods- Crawfish. Obviously
Death- It happens to us all one day. Whether it be from heart failure or getting torn limb from limb by a horde of feral zombies, it'll happen. One of these days.
Bonus Topic- Well, we've been building state sponsored bunkers (definitely not planning any nuclear war. No need to worry about nukes here, guys). People hide in those, but we obviously can't get everyone. The Royal Family and advisors are in the Doomsday Bunker, where we run our government. A cure is being researched at the moment, while our military is guarding the bunkers of the people and trying to get others to safety.
Bonus 2- Cure. Cure for days.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't know about the other stuff, and I can't eat or drink anything other than coal and water, so I'll do what I can.
Bonus: My people are hiding. The humans are barricading themselves in stations, houses, and wherever else they can, while the engines are hiding in their sheds. Me and the government are planning things at Tidmouth Sheds, though Gordon is taking the lead.
Random links: https://youtu.be/Mfgjrs9Id40
https://youtu.be/ENxCOoSIJbg
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Researching a cure. Please do not kill my people. :)
Jaslandia, Greater Banitia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I will have some wine.
The brain: I dissected a brain sometime ago, quite an interesting experiencing.
Favorite Foods: Americanized Chinese food is best food.
Death: To paraphrase some Transcendental guy: Death is both the end and birth of life. As our lives end, we are brought into the earth to serve as nutrients for the soil to grow plant life. Which will then be eaten by the animals above and preserve the future of life.
Bonus: Eating popcorn
Bonus 2: Cure, baby, Cure!
Penguania And Antarctica
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=714941
Post for now, work in progress.
I'll be back in about an hour, maybe a little less. Don't all turn into zombies while I'm gone.
Penguania And Antarctica
I'll stick to the raisin bran.
Wine as well....just wine....
The brain's pretty interesting, some squiggy jelly thing can work that well, and it's all 100% biological, no machinery. It's amazing really.
Favourite food? Hmmm, Swordfish with melted banana on top. Try it, then judge.
For the zombies, the Yukonan Defence Force is currently shutting down all major highways and will treat anyone exhibiting infected-like symptoms with extreme prejudice. Hospitals have gone into contingency mode and are more than prepared to deal with the large amount of casualties these few days will produce. Currently, Vancouver is getting hit the worst, however up north the large distances and sparsely populated towns are making it hard for it to spread. At the moment, Juno in Alaska seems to be completely infection free. The Yukonan Army and Air Force will be working around the clock to hunt down zombies, enforce curfews and ensure the people are safe.
Regional plan? Anyone who wants a military exterminiation squad when I get one, just ask. As Kal said, other than inactive ones, I wont be sending them to anyone.
Bonus - god bless
Jaslandia
Wrong banitia.
Holy sh!t. Kill's factbook misspelled "Antarctica" and I thought Peng had been deleted for some reason. *grabs paper bag to breathe into*
Jaslandia, Killdash, Greater Banitia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Do not kill socialist zombies or Unfallious will join the horde
Penguania And Antarctica
[B]"You were supposed to destroy the Zombies, not join them!" "You were my brother, Unfallious, I loved you!"[/B]
Jaslandia
Geez, okay, got formatting sorted, now it just needs tweaks, plans and advice.
Jaslandia
Don't worry. I'm still here. :)
PS: Wouldn't be a loss for the region :P
We all know the zombie contagion is a ploy by the capitalists to infiltrate Unfallious and kill good socialist citizens
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh, how wrong you are, my dear Peng. <3
Penguania And Antarctica
Of course, of course.
I think it would be, also, I liked the Asimov to you on Discord.
Penguania And Antarctica
Thanks, you, buddy :)
I'm always wrong. :) <3
Np
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=714941
It's now complete, if someone wants to tack it on the WFE.
Barbarosia, the nation who has just joined us from the North Pacific, is horde.
Jaslandia
I will be AFK for a couple of hours. My research for a cure is 68% complete.
Banject.
Jaslandia
Hostile fascist zombie element detected. Cure weaponisation in progress.
Maybe not. It's tiny. I think we can almost just wipe it out by ourselfs.
Yukona
Killdash at 70%.
I'll have dinner, then I'm coming back to rid the region of the undead, and use their heads as baubles on my Christmas Tree.
My Mk I missiles are currently at 69%. Cue childish giggling.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Back from dinner, but I'm still hungry.
For the blood of my enemies!!!!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
So the update time appears to be in exactly 26 minutes.
And every hour from there.
This is Tserra, and this is my only puppet ever. In Tserra, I am researching a cure. However the Dark Brotherhood is doing what it does best, and is assassinating some zombies.
Yuk is clean.
Anyone need some cure?
Yukona
I could go for some of that cure. Both in Tserra, and Dark Brotherhood.
Wait. It is lime flavored right?
Cure missiles online. Anyone need one
Tserra
Change Cure targets to Tserra and Dark Brotherhood.
Killdash changing targets to Dark Brotherhood.
Post when you cure a nation.
KK.
Gonna full cure Tse.
Dark brotherhood CFN is clear.
2 down, 78 to go.
Jaslandia, Tserra
Okay, I'm going to start curing from the least populous nations up.
Next big target: Jaslandia until he's back online.
Jaslandia
Look guys, instead of curing random nations and their 5 million pop puppets why don't you open up the world census page, change the ranking to 'population' and start curing them top to bottom. Biggest nations first.
Thank you kindly.
Jaslandia
The problem is, the bigger nations are online and firing weapons. That being said, I think Bearlong should be next priority. He's big, and he's not active.
I'm right here. I'm online.
Okay, Jas, do you wanna help me cure the bottom nations, or do you wanna start hitting a big inactive nation like Bearlong?
Then the big nations should take turns curing each other before curing smaller nations. They're the ones increasing the infection rate and causing the region to accumulate zombies quicker.
I'm working on Tse right now, so I would rather focus on the bigger nations.
Fair game. Okay well, Tserra should be finished.
And then top down. Bearlong first.
Bear under a billion undead now. Good job guys. One step closer to a clean CFN
If we want to compromise our strategies we could go through the census page disregarding the actively curing big nations until last. That shouldn't have much of an impact on the infection rate since all of the very big nations aren't actively curing.
also can I just point out how much of a wonderful mess bear's trends page is.
Better idea. Start at the top, hit everyone who hasn't posted on the RMB in the last 24 hours.
If you get hit, post on the RMB or TG the nation to stop.
Tserra
Sounds good. Can you keep your dispatch up-to-date with the current target (their nation and their ranking on the census) and the 'don't hit nations who have posted recently' rule?
Killdash
Hi guys how is the cure going?
Someone tag it to the WFE. Otherwise it's kind of pointless.
I have to go for now. If someone can start healing me (NOT killing), I'd appreciate it. Thanks and good luck.
Jaslandia
Later Bax!
We've done it! We've done it! Tse is clear!
Varrick The Rich Guy, Tserra, Percyton
Its appreciated.
For now. The zombies might come back if we're not careful.
wiping out bear's infected has dropped our infection rate by 2 points ^^
Hooray! Hooray!
I've acquired T2 missiles, 50% on T3. Moving to new cure target.
Keep in mind that all but the highest tiers of missiles have pretty much the same effect on sub 100 million infected. They only really cure 1-2 million. If you already have T2 move on to the nation with the bigger amount of infected.
Thanks Kal, if anyone needs a military squad just ask but seems we go it
Bear is clear!
bear's clean
Jaslandia
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