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Baxten wrote:What? You're exterminating the Gungans?

Racist

We need to step in to stop this genocide!

Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:Unf won't allow them, so firebombs it is! Nah, we don't commit war crimes. And if a member of the ITF does, we'll do something alright.

Well, it is a bit of a buzzkill on RPs after all.

Oelesa

Baxten wrote:What? You're exterminating the Gungans?

Racist

I said no such thing. We plan to assassinate Jar Jar Binks the leader of the Gungans. We did it the the Viceroy of the Trade Federation. And the only racist here is Donald Trump.

Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron wrote:Well, it is a bit of a buzzkill on RPs after all.

Yeah. That whole MAD thing.

Kalaron wrote:Well, it is a bit of a buzzkill on RPs after all.

I agree with his move, don't get me wrong.

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I said no such thing. We plan to assassinate Jar Jar Binks the leader of the Gungans. We did it the the Viceroy of the Trade Federation. And the only racist here is Donald Trump.

The violence against the oppressed Gungans must be ended now. Down with the humans of Naboo! GLM!

Also, the Trade Federation, eh? Maybe we are more similar than you think.

Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Baxten wrote:I agree with his move, don't get me wrong.

The violence against the oppressed Gungans must be ended now. Down with the humans of Naboo! GLM!

Also, the Trade Federation, eh? Maybe we are more similar than you think.

We just want them to move from the city or apologize for the crimes they commited.

Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica

Minnesota Dakota wrote:We just want them to move from the city or apologize for the crimes they commited.

*committed

Aldaur, Oelesa

Minnesota Dakota wrote:We just want them to move from the city or apologize for the crimes they commited.

Oh, now it's segregation. Look, not all the Gungans are rapist and murderers, OK. We don't need walls, we need bridges.

Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica

Baxten wrote:Oh, now it's segregation. Look, not all the Gungans are rapist and murderers, OK. We don't need walls, we need bridges.

Boom

Baxten

Oelesa wrote:Yeah. That whole MAD thing.

That, and how every subsequent post is either playing the Nuker's nation or is about how defenses shoot down all missiles.

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I said no such thing. We plan to assassinate Jar Jar Binks the leader of the Gungans. We did it the the Viceroy of the Trade Federation. And the only racist here is Donald Trump.

Because that will calm things down, like all attempts at leader's lives. :P

Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland

Baxten wrote:Oh, now it's segregation. Look, not all the Gungans are rapist and murderers, OK. We don't need walls, we need bridges.

I am not like Donald Trump. Jar Jar Binks is the Gungan Donald Trump. The Gungan soldiers committed something like the Rape of Nanking. We want them apologize. WIR SIND DAS VOLK!

Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I am not like Donald Trump. Jar Jar Binks is the Gungan Donald Trump. The Gungan soldiers committed something like the Rape of Nanking. We want them apologize. WIR SIND DAS VOLK!

But that doesn't constitute the segregation of all Gungans. Did the Gungan children participate in these heinous war crimes? You're right to punish the soldiers, but don't punish all of them.

I like how we're calling talking about real world politics in the context of Gungans. It's great.

Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland

Baxten wrote:But that doesn't constitute the segregation of all Gungans. Did the Gungan children participate in these heinous war crimes? You're right to punish the soldiers, but don't punish all of them.

I like how we're calling talking about real world politics in the context of Gungans. It's great.

I am not segregating. The Gungans only took the outskirts of the city.

Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I am not segregating. The Gungans only took the outskirts of the city.

Oh so it's like an occupation. In that case...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FTHXgmzURM

Aldaur, The United Providences Of Perland

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I am not like Donald Trump. Jar Jar Binks is the Gungan Donald Trump. The Gungan soldiers committed something like the Rape of Nanking. We want them apologize. WIR SIND DAS VOLK!

The Rape of Nanking is nothing something to joke around about. Those Wookies did horrible things to the Ewoks. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Aldaur wrote:The Rape of Nanking is nothing something to joke around about. Those Wookies did horrible things to the Ewoks. You should be ashamed of yourself.

*Wookie delivers long growl followed by a shorter one coupled with a series of ranging growls*

You can guess what I said :p

Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:*Wookie delivers long growl followed by a shorter one coupled with a series of ranging growls*

You can guess what I said :p

What's that Chewie? You're not ashamed of what your people did? What's that? You think Ewoks are sub-wookie and deserve to be erased from the gene pool? Oh Chewie! *Shrugs shoulders, smiles and laughs*

Merlinton, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Pirate Kingdoms, Yukona

Howdy fellas.

I am having such an awesome time in rl. Will be on TV soon to talk about the necessity of blood donation in Albania.

Also will be traveling to Germany soon.

I would like to make known that the second administration as you can see, is working pretty hard for the citizenry.

I hope that we receive as many ambassador application as we can, as it is urgent that we deploy our diplomatic corp to our partner regions.

Also feel free to contact me in taking part in our negotiations as it can be a valuable experience for the future of our Foreign Affairs.

To close this up, my office is open to answer to all of your concerns and hear out all your thoughts and ideas. There's only one way that this region can unite and progress be achieved. And that is if we all work together. :)

With best regards, your friendly neighbor

Spid...Erm, the President.

Nuremgard, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Freewire

Hello friends and foes.

[spoiler=Today are:]

Today are:

- Beginning of the Week of Prayer for Christian Unity (Christianity)

- National Peking Duck Day (United States)

- National Winnie The Pooh Day (United States)

- Revolution and Youth Day (Tunisia)

- Royal Thai Armed Forces Day (Thailand)

- Thesaurus Day

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[spoiler=This day in history:]

This day in history:

- 350 – General Magnentius deposes Roman Emperor Constans and proclaims himself Emperor.

- 474 – Seven-year-old Leo II succeeds his maternal grandfather Leo I as Byzantine emperor. He dies ten months later.

- 532 – Nika riots in Constantinople fail.

- 1126 – Emperor Huizong abdicates the Chinese throne in favour of his son Emperor Qinzong.

- 1486 – King Henry VII of England marries Elizabeth of York, daughter of Edward IV.

- 1591 – King Naresuan of Siam kills Crown Prince Mingyi Swa of Burma in single combat, for which this date is now observed as Royal Thai Armed Forces day.

- 1670 – Henry Morgan captures Panama.

- 1701 – Frederick I crowns himself King of Prussia in Königsberg.

- 1778 – James Cook is the first known European to discover the Hawaiian Islands, which he names the "Sandwich Islands".

- 1788 – The first elements of the First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at Botany Bay.

- 1871 – Wilhelm I of Germany is proclaimed Kaiser Wilhelm in the Hall of Mirrors of the Palace of Versailles (France) towards the end of the Franco-Prussian War. Wilhelm already had the title of German Emperor since the constitution of 1 January 1871, but he had hesitated to accept the title.

- 1884 – Dr. William Price attempts to cremate the body of his infant son, Jesus Christ Price, setting a legal precedent for cremation in the United Kingdom.

- 1886 – Modern hockey is born with the formation of The Hockey Association in England.

- 1896 – An X-ray generating machine is exhibited for the first time by H. L. Smith.

- 1903 – A transmitter in Wellfleet, Massachusetts sends the first transatlantic radio transmission to originate in the United States.

- 1911 – Eugene B. Ely lands on the deck of the USS Pennsylvania stationed in San Francisco Bay, the first time an aircraft landed on a ship.

- 1915 – Japan issues the "Twenty-One Demands" to the Republic of China in a bid to increase its power in East Asia.

- 1919 – World War I: The Paris Peace Conference opens in Versailles, France.

- 1919 – Ignacy Jan Paderewski becomes Prime Minister of the newly independent Poland.

- 1941 – World War II: British troops launch a general counter-offensive against Italian East Africa.

- 1943 – Warsaw Ghetto Uprising: The first uprising of Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto.

- 1945 – World War II: Liberation of Kraków, Poland by the Red Army.

- 1960 – Capital Airlines Flight 20 crashes into a farm in Charles City County, Virginia, killing all 50 aboard, the third fatal Capital Airlines crash in as many years.

- 1967 – Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler", is convicted of numerous crimes and is sentenced to life imprisonment.

- 1969 – United Airlines Flight 266 crashes into Santa Monica Bay killing all 32 passengers and six crew members.

- 1974 – A Disengagement of Forces agreement is signed between the Israeli and Egyptian governments, ending conflict on the Egyptian front of the Yom Kippur War.

- 1976 – Lebanese Christian militias kill at least 1,000 in Karantina, Beirut.

- 1977 – Scientists identify a previously unknown bacterium as the cause of the mysterious Legionnaires' disease.

- 1977 – Australia's worst rail disaster occurs at Granville, Sydney killing 83.

- 1977 – SFR Yugoslavia's Prime minister, Džemal Bijedić, his wife and six others are killed in a plane crash in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

- 1978 – The European Court of Human Rights finds the United Kingdom's government guilty of mistreating prisoners in Northern Ireland, but not guilty of torture.

- 1983 – The International Olympic Committee restores Jim Thorpe's Olympic medals to his family.

- 1990 – Washington, D.C. Mayor Marion Barry is arrested for drug possession in an FBI sting.

- 1993 – Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is officially observed for the first time in all 50 states.

- 2002 – Sierra Leone Civil War is declared over.

- 2003 – A bushfire kills four people and destroys more than 500 homes in Canberra, Australia.

- 2005 – The Airbus A380, the world's largest commercial jet, is unveiled at a ceremony in Toulouse, France

- 2007 – The strongest storm in the United Kingdom in 17 years kills 14 people and Germany sees the worst storm since 1999 with 13 deaths. Hurricane Kyrill causes at least 44 deaths across 20 countries in Western Europe.

- 2009 – Gaza War: Hamas announces they will accept Israel Defense Forces' offer of a ceasefire, ending the assault.

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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]

Famous Birthdays:

- 1689 – Montesquieu, French lawyer and philosopher

- 1849 – Edmund Barton, Australian judge and politician, 1st Prime Minister of Australia

- 1882 – A. A. Milne, English author, poet, and playwright

- 1892 – Oliver Hardy, American actor and comedian

- 1904 – Cary Grant, English-American actor

- 1911 – Danny Kaye, American actor, singer, and dancer

- 1914 – Arno Schmidt, German author and translator

- 1919 – Toni Turek, German footballer

- 1921 – Yoichiro Nambu, Japanese-American physicist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1933 – Ray Dolby, American engineer and businessman, founded Dolby Laboratories

- 1937 – John Hume, Northern Irish educator and politician, Nobel Prize laureate

- 1947 – Takeshi Kitano, Japanese actor and director

- 1955 – Kevin Costner, American actor, director, and producer

- 1960 – Mark Rylance, English actor, director, and playwright

- 1971 – Pep Guardiola, Spanish footballer and coach

- 1980 – Jason Segel, American actor and screenwriter

- 1988 – Angelique Kerber, German tennis player

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Quote of the day

Being angry and resentful of someone is like letting them live rent-free in your head.

- George Foreman -

Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Oelesa, Tserra, Minnesota Dakota, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- 1591 – King Naresuan of Siam kills Crown Prince Mingyi Swa of Burma in single combat, for which this date is now observed as Royal Thai Armed Forces day.

And for that, Naresuan got a unique unit named after him in Civ 5.

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

- 1701 – Frederick I crowns himself King of Prussia in Königsberg.

Well, technically he crowned himself 'King in Prussia'. 'King of Prussia' would have implied domination over the entire region of Prussia, which Poland didn't like because, as anyone who played Empire: Total War knows, part of Prussia was in Poland in the early 1700s. Once Prussia gained more victories, and annexed the Polish parts of Prussia in the First Partition of Poland, King Frederick II (Frederick the Great) raised his title to 'King of Prussia'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_in_Prussia#

Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica

Jaslandia wrote:And for that, Naresuan got a unique unit named after him in Civ 5.

Well, technically he crowned himself 'King in Prussia'. 'King of Prussia' would have implied domination over the entire region of Prussia, which Poland didn't like because, as anyone who played Empire: Total War knows, part of Prussia was in Poland in the early 1700s. Once Prussia gained more victories, and annexed the Polish parts of Prussia in the First Partition of Poland, King Frederick II (Frederick the Great) raised his title to 'King of Prussia'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_in_Prussia#

Thanks for this detailed addition.

Jaslandia, Oelesa

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Thanks for this detailed addition.

My pleasure.

Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland

Reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.

So this is what happens when a corporate entity asks to imbue drugs into soda and full legalization occurs instead.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Freewire, Magnatronia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.

So this is what happens when a corporate entity asks to imbue drugs into soda and full legalization occurs instead.

I'm so proud

Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota, Pirate Kingdoms

Huh. So after drug-taking increased in Nuremgard, cheerfulness went from the top 2% to the top 1%. Makes sense.

Penguania And Antarctica, Minnesota Dakota

Nuremgard wrote:Huh. So after drug-taking increased in Nuremgard, cheerfulness went from the top 2% to the top 1%. Makes sense.

I have really recreational drug use.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I have really recreational drug use.

High*

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I have really recreational drug use.

Used to.

Nuremgard

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I have really recreational drug use.

I have really high use because drugs are legal.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:By April 21st, Nuremgard will be 4 years old.

Does not feel like it.

My nation has been around about that long and it definitely doesn't feel like it for me either.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia

Minnesota Dakota wrote:High*

Pun intended?

Aldaur

Does anyone else find Joe Biden a bit creepy, or is this, only my opinion?

Latrovia wrote:Does anyone else find Joe Biden a bit creepy, or is this, only my opinion?

I think he's a champ and hilarious

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia

Yukona wrote:I think he's a champ and hilarious

There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

Latrovia wrote:There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

Marines are in Norway, but I haven't heard much else

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Marines are in Norway, but I haven't heard much else

Also I heard something about a Trump assassination attempt by CIA? Or is this plotted?

The United Providences Of Perland

Latrovia wrote:There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

Poland IIRC.

But there are US bases all over Europe.

Latrovia wrote:There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

What? Reports of pedophilia? Sure man toplel

Latrovia wrote:Does anyone else find Joe Biden a bit creepy, or is this, only my opinion?

I am not at all a Democrat and I still think that Papa Joe is the coolest guy ever.

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Idk people have been texting me all of these and I am kinda "what the heck?"

That's why I am asking for any actual clarification. :P

Latrovia wrote:Also I heard something about a Trump assassination attempt by CIA? Or is this plotted?

Alex Jones, a loony conspiracy and Trump fan, has been spreading assassination rumors. Other far-right-wing figures have been spreading similar (unsubstantiated) rumors.

http://www.salon.com/2016/12/20/alex-jones-the-cia-is-trying-to-assassinate-donald-trump/

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/01/17/%E2%80%98communist-takeover%E2%80%99-paranoia-gets-final-resuscitation-trump%E2%80%99s-inauguration

The United Providences Of Perland, Magnatronia

Jaslandia wrote:Alex Jones, a loony conspiracy and Trump fan, has been spreading assassination rumors. Other far-right-wing figures have been spreading similar (unsubstantiated) rumors.

http://www.salon.com/2016/12/20/alex-jones-the-cia-is-trying-to-assassinate-donald-trump/

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/01/17/%E2%80%98communist-takeover%E2%80%99-paranoia-gets-final-resuscitation-trump%E2%80%99s-inauguration

Ah so it's just rumors. Thank God.

Jaslandia, Magnatronia

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Latrovia wrote:There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

We've had troops close to the Russians since they took South Berlin and bases since the moment after :P

Besides, we won't go to war with Russia without a pressing need on the scale of WW2's and we'll likely only go in if we are absolutely certain that we would have a decisive victory.

Jaslandia, Yukona

Hey guys, this is Yukona. I decided to make an underwater libertarian utopia based off Rapture in Bioshock, if any of you have any ideas please sling them my way

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland

The Confederacy General is now open.

Read this post in the OOC thread to find out more info: http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10106215/3/#new

Yukona

Latrovia wrote:There are reports of pedophilia. Also is it true that there are US troops in Europe, close to Russia?

Lat, seemingly all US politicians have reports of pedophilia. That's not a joke, either.

The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona

Baxten wrote:Lat, seemingly all US politicians have reports of pedophilia. That's not a joke, either.

Ex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory

Nemoia

Latrovia wrote:Also I heard something about a Trump assassination attempt by CIA? Or is this plotted?

Are you reading breitbart or what, because this sounds like conspiricy

Jaslandia

Baxten wrote:Lat, seemingly all US politicians have reports of pedophilia. That's not a joke, either.

There are paedophile rings in all elite circles in all countries.

Nuremgard wrote:There are paedophile rings in all elite circles in all countries.

Jaslandia wrote:Ex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory

Not saying you're wrong, but if all the accusations are true, then our government should just be abolished because it'd be a ton of felons running the show.

Baxten wrote:Not saying you're wrong, but if all the accusations are true, then our government should just be abolished because it'd be a ton of felons running the show.

I can't speak for Nurem, but I don't believe the whole 'pizzagate' allegations. As for other pedophilia allegations, I would rather take them on a case-by-case basis, instead of denouncing the whole government as pedophiles without solid proof.

Continental Commonwealths

Baxten wrote:Not saying you're wrong, but if all the accusations are true, then our government should just be abolished because it'd be a ton of felons running the show.

Felons have been running governments for time immemorial.

Nuremgard wrote:Felons have been running governments for time immemorial.

#WishfortheKingfish

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huey_Long

Nuremgard wrote:Felons have been running governments for time immemorial.

Not really. You can't generalize all the government as corrupt or all English as unionist, y'know. There's always exceptions, with some situations having more than others.

Jaslandia

Baxten wrote:Not really. You can't generalize all the government as corrupt or all English as unionist, y'know. There's always exceptions, with some situations having more than others.

I have a cynical view of humanity and government. Especially since the child abuse dossier about suspected paedophiles in the Westminster Parliament went "missing."

Nuremgard wrote:I have a cynical view of humanity and government. Especially since the child abuse dossier about suspected paedophiles in the Westminster Parliament went "missing."

You do make a valid point, and I'm almost certain there are some messed up politicians who abuse their power to commit these acts, but it's definitely not most of them. At least I hope it's not.

Baxten wrote:You do make a valid point, and I'm almost certain there are some messed up politicians who abuse their power to commit these acts, but it's definitely not most of them. At least I hope it's not.

That's what is scary. If it is indeed most of them, what can we do? Revolution? Aye right. What's worse is that even if it is not most of them, the paedophiles are the ones who are truly high up and covering it up. Ministers, heads of state and government, judges, police chiefs etc.

'make sure you RP your attend of the conference in your post'

[nation=short]baxten[/nation]

[nation=short]oelesa[/nation]

one job

The United Providences Of Perland

Post self-deleted by The United Providences Of Perland.

Unfallious wrote:'make sure you RP your attend of the conference in your post'

[nation=short]baxten[/nation]

[nation=short]oelesa[/nation]

one job

Wasn't aware of a conference we had to attend.

Perland here, this account will be a shared news account.

Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland

Unfallious wrote:'make sure you RP your attend of the conference in your post'

[nation=short]baxten[/nation]

[nation=short]oelesa[/nation]

one job

Oh, we did that all in one post. Got it, but I'll edit it later.

Oelesa wrote:Wasn't aware of a conference we had to attend.

It's in the OOC thread. We have annual conferences as like a way to kick things off

Unfallious wrote:It's in the OOC thread. We have annual conferences as like a way to kick things off

Oh. Do world leaders have to go? Cause the drama it'll start with Jakob after promising to spend a day with his wife and daughter.

Continental Commonwealths

Post self-deleted by Baxten.

Baxten wrote:You could redact the post and make a new post. Later, you could transition into that post you have now, as the work you've done will be visible to others i.e. the conference and all that

Baxten wrote:

What if Marie goes. later we'd be rping a wedding with Her and Peter right? So this would be good time to have them meet and talk.

Oelesa wrote:Oh. Do world leaders have to go? Cause the drama it'll start with Jakob after promising to spend a day with his wife and daughter.

no

Oelesa

Inauguration on Friday. Are our American residents here excited for the Orange Emperor acceding to the throne?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona

Nuremgard wrote:Inauguration on Friday. Are our American residents here excited for the Orange Emperor acceding to the throne?

Not really. I just hope no one shoots him; then we get Pence.

Nuremgard wrote:Inauguration on Friday. Are our American residents here excited for the Orange Emperor acceding to the throne?

Well, it's still a friday >.>

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Inauguration on Friday. Are our American residents here excited for the Orange Emperor acceding to the throne?

I can tell you that their Canadian neighbours are stoked.

Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:Not really. I just hope no one shoots him; then we get Pence.

I hope somebody shoots both people.

Nuremgard

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I hope somebody shoots both people.

Aaaand with that the NSA, CIA, FBI, and- for whatever reason- the DEA have all opened a file on you.

Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Minnesota Dakota, Yukona

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I can tell you that their Canadian neighbours are stoked.

Lol, yeah. Your neighbour went mental. Have fun!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Inauguration on Friday. Are our American residents here excited for the Orange Emperor acceding to the throne?

of course, it's my birthday present.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Aaaand with that the NSA, CIA, FBI, and- for whatever reason- the DEA have all opened a file on you.

If that were true, most of America would have files.

Continental Commonwealths, Oelesa

Nuremgard wrote:Lol, yeah. Your neighbour went mental. Have fun!

Prime Minister Trudeau Sr. once said that living next to the US is like sleeping with an elephant. Now it's like sleeping next to a crack addict who owns a plethora of firearms that he stores under his bed and who screams random threats and the word "Sad!" all throughout the night.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota

Minnesota Dakota wrote:If that were true, most of America would have files.

Dude. Most of America probably does have files.

Oelesa, Minnesota Dakota

Unfallious wrote:of course, it's my birthday present.

Poor you!

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Prime Minister Trudeau Sr. once said that living next to the US is like sleeping with an elephant. Now it's like sleeping next to a crack addict who owns a plethora of firearms that he stores under his bed and who screams random threats and the word "Sad!" all throughout the night.

I don't envy you having America as a neighbour. At least the UK will still have the civilised European continent as neighbours. Too bad we're leaving the family of nations though.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I hope somebody shoots both people.

I would say something, but with the NSA keeping records, I'll refrain from commenting.

Oelesa, Minnesota Dakota

Baxten wrote:I would say something, but with the NSA keeping records, I'll refrain from commenting.

You worry so

Minnesota Dakota

Minnesota Dakota wrote:If that were true, most of America would have files.

Most everyone does; your's just got bulked up with "Supicious Person" right on the front in big red letters.

I hope someone constructs a time machine and goes back in time and prevents the DNC from rigging the primaries so Bernie would've been the nominee and easily crushed Trump.

Minnesota Dakota, The United Providences Of Perland

I now have the highest *chuckle* recreational drug use in the region.

Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland

The Royal Republic Of Kumania wrote:I hope someone constructs a time machine and goes back in time and prevents the DNC from rigging the primaries so Bernie would've been the nominee and easily crushed Trump.

Barnie Sandlers 2021

Minnesota Dakota

Minnesota Dakota wrote:I now have the highest *chuckle* recreational drug use in the region.

Curse my majority-Muslim populace for being straight-laced and not wanting to be strung out on coke or khat :p

Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota

Magnatronia wrote:Barnie Sandlers 2021

Hey guys I have an awesome joke: What would they call Bernie if he was in the military?

Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota, Magnatronia

Baxten wrote:Hey guys I have an awesome joke: What would they call Bernie if he was in the military?

Colonel Sanders

Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Colonel Sanders

*badum tsss*

Jaslandia, Oelesa, Minnesota Dakota

Magnatronia wrote:Barnie Sandlers 2021

So, after he fails to attain the Democratic primary once again in 2020 and the Republican candidate once again wins the presidency, he leads a revolution and, upon its success a year later, is elected the President of the New United States of America in 2021?

Minnesota Dakota

What is a dogs favorite car to chase?

The United Providences Of Perland

Baxten wrote:*badum tsss*

Do better, Bax.

Minnesota Dakota wrote:What is a dogs favorite car to chase?

Hm?

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Do better, Bax.

Nothings better than this:

A Pig fell in the mud

...

...

...

Sorry, that was a dirty joke

Continental Commonwealths

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Do better, Bax.

Hey, those are some high quality jokes right there, bud.

Continental Commonwealths

Baxten wrote:Hm?

A CATillac

Jaslandia, Baxten

Why are puns happening? Don't tell me Peter secretly gave everyone peyote

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