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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
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I banned polygraphs and then the black market went up. Is there a group of fetishists who are buying them illegally to use for their illicit activities? Or perhaps suspicious spouses?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, The Wyoming Peoples Front
Following new legislation in Imperial Valyria, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
Well they'd be wearing clothes far more fashionable than grey suits but this is very accurate.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Anglia Imperium
At this point I honestly don't know why we're having elections anyway. But we need candidates.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Khomney
does anyone actually vote? i know i don't and i don't know if i even can :p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Orion-class Battle Cruisers E.S.S. Fedorov (NCC-001-N) and E.S.S. Great Khan (NCC-002-C) will launch from the Ural Shipyards tomorrow. This is followed by the Sovereign-class Assault Cruisers E.S.S. Chaosgrad (NCC-003-G), E.S.S. Siberia (NCC-004-S), and E.S.S. Leningrad (NCC-005-R) on Saturday. The Fedorov and Siberia will travel to Peng's main starbase to finalize details regarding supplies for increased starship production. ^^;
[Editors Note: Out of respect for the Star Trek Universe, some ship names will not be used unless given consent. Example -> U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701-A) ^^;]
Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
Leonard Messy, one of the greatest footballers to have ever played for West Askana Albion Football Club, is adored by fans and rivals alike. So much so that many enthusiasts of the game proclaim him as God. This verbal sacrilege has angered the believers of Cult of Chaos, who have come to you for help to end this blasphemous talk and to save Spanelsko from sin.
Messy is sooo dreamy, announces your niece, as she drools over a poster of him. Who cares about football? I only care about his six-pack abs! Persuade Messy to focus more on modelling by offering him lucrative contracts to pose topless for roadside billboards. When people see his rippling muscles, they will not see him as a god, but as an Adonis!
The Talking Point
The distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Why there ad not on th provided on site NS forum?
is this a naval ship pr a space ship?
Russkov Soviet
i know i want one... now... ;)
Nuremgard
Starships. ^^; (Starships will be classified under E.S.S. and Terrestrial Naval Ships under E.Q.S)
I was under the impression that we were MT here not FT
Russkov Soviet
We are under MT here, but a few of us have advanced quicker than anticipated. Outside of official RP's, nations are more diverse.
Its not like we had spaceships for about half a year already...... totally not..... do not even think about it
*proceeds to hide new blueprint for new Class of Spaceships*
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Well well well, look what we have here. I am back once more and I am confident and sure that I am here for good.
Russkov Soviet
Like ghost from past you return. Is good to see you.
How have you been my dear friend? It has been a very long time!
Russkov Soviet
(IRL) Things have been very busy at work, but good. Just waiting for my upcoming vacation.
(IC) The nation has been prosperous. We have advanced to the "space age" as starships are being built in numbers. The Red Army has recorded many victories in battle, but has also lended aid to many impoverished countries. We were the 3rd most powerful military before you arrived, but 4th isn't so bad either.
Where do all the RPs happen?
Russkov Soviet
From what I can tell.... There aren't any active. Most of us are pretty occupied irl.
Ah I see.
Russkov Soviet
good luck beating Unfall soviet if you ever want to advance in military standing.
Russkov Soviet
Actually... It's You, Unf, PLR, and then myself.
Spanelsko
The MT RP is suspended for an indefinite amount of time, however there is a thriving ongoing medieval RP happening.
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
I am well aware of that, i just meant it in the way that if you want to challenge me you have to surpass my only rival.
Russkov Soviet
Ah. I see. ^^;
happy easter.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, The Wyoming Peoples Front, The British Islands Confederacy
Happy Easter everybody!
Frohe Ostern!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova, Percyton, The Wyoming Peoples Front, The British Islands Confederacy
That isnt MT, its PMT or FT.
great question.
so i got invited here under the guise of it being an MTRP region and there is no MTRP...
nice...
You know what they say, never trust the advertising.
(i had no idea that you were invited i thought that you arrived here randomly)
The Issue
In recent weeks, a neighbouring nation in The Confederacy of Free Nations released a controversial and gory movie about Spanelsko, entitled The Baker Of Spanelsko. The movie, which follows the horrifying journey of a hapless ex-baker into the criminal underworld of Askana, seems to imply that Spanelsko is a dystopian hellhole filled with violent crime. Unsurprisingly your citizenry is offended.
I wonder what they are offended about, i mean we even have it in the title that we are a dystopia.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
There needs to be more than just your authorization to launch an attack with our WMDs, asserts General Bella Gorbachev, the senior commander of the Spanelskoan military. Its not that we dont trust you. Its just that this Blackacre situation is giving us lots of sleepless nights. All it would take is for one insult or threat to be taken too seriously and wed be hurled into a devastating war we may not recover from. Launches of WMDs should require the approval of the military brass plus some additional checks and confirmation codes, not just your assent. Nothing wrong with being a little cautious, is there?
It is confirmed, Iberia lead to the downfall of USSR.
The Talking Point
The fate of the world literally rests on The Great Supreme Lord Khan's fingers.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
Greece is demanding that Germany pay 300 billion euros in compensation for its crimes against the country in WW2. What do you guys think? Should Germany pay reparations?
Personally, I think this is just a cynical ploy by Greek politicians to get some extra cash for their failing economy. I can guarantee you that any money Germany did pay would go straight into the pockets and offshore accounts of Greek politicians and officials.
Germany has acknowledged, time and time again, the crimes of its past and it has tried its best to make amends. It has rebuilt its country and is now one of the most thriving and well-respected nations in the world. I think Germans should be very proud of their country.
Europeans as a whole must move on from the horrors of our past and come together, now more than ever.
Penguania And Antarctica, Anglia Imperium, The British Islands Confederacy
New poll in Zentari, come and vote!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=141270
Hello, everyone! It's been a while! I just want to wish everyone a Happy Easter! Me and Thomas had a busy day, helping deliver eggs and chocolate for the Vicar of Ffarquhar's Easter egg hunt and Easter party, but we were glad to help, and the children had a wonderful time! I hope all of you also had a wonderful Easter!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Duke The Old Engine
Hey Percy! We did indeed have a great Easter. This years egg hunt in the capitol was the biggest yet! Five thousand eggs found throughout the city, which was up from last years three thousand and six hundred.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Duke The Old Engine
Glad you had a good Easter, Percy! Things were busy here on the Skarloey Railway too. Peter Sam and Freddie delivered the children to a Easter egg hunt hosted by the Vicar of Cros-ny-Cuirn. Sir Handel had to deliver the Easter eggs, which he wasn't happy about. But in his grumpiness, he wasn't paying attention and crashed into a lorry of regular eggs that had broken down at a level crossing! Sir Handel definitely wasn't happy then, let me tell you! But hopefully he learned his lesson.
Sir Handel: Lesson? What lesson!?
Duke: That you'll get what's coming to you if you're not paying attention and instead focus on sulking.
Sir Handel: Bah! It was that lorry's fault for breaking down, not mine!
Duke: It wouldn't had mattered if the lorry broke down or not if you stopped in time.
Sir Handel: Rubbish!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The Issue
The cultural masterpieces of Spanelsko, such as interpretive dance, improv troupes, and radio plays, are acclaimed across The Confederacy of Free Nations. However, some people have written fictional stories involving the creators and stars of these works in situations that cannot be talked about in family-friendly briefings.
I think this whole debate is just silly! comments Avery Boothroyd, taking a break from revising the latest chapter of The Great Supreme Lord Khan/Reader: Tales from a Spanelskoan Restaurant. No one is being harmed in the making of these stories. Everyone knows that this is all just harmless fiction. Now tell me, what do you usually order on a first date?
2 tons of restraining order.
The Talking Point
Spanelskoan housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about The Great Supreme Lord Khan.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Talking Point
Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Man, this region has really died hasn't it?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Dalmark
Personally, I'm getting too busy at work nowadays. And it seems alot of our members are just at that point.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Must agree. The easy years have come to an end. Which is sad. But I'll try to be as active as I can. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
It's a shame. I liked this region when the RMB was always bustling with discussions and debates. You'd log on and see so many notifications on the RMB. Now it's almost totally dead. But I've made friends on here so that's a plus.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Hello. How are you all doing? :)
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
Preach that, mate. (No irony)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Another day, another nation has left our all but abandoned region. I will not leave the Confederacy until its last moments, whether its the lack of nations or the unholy takeover by a raider region. Forgive me for getting sentimental here, but... In the event that I CTE or leave for yet unknown reasons... I just wanted to say that I cherished the moments we spent together and you are all the best friends someone like me could have.
(Nuremgard. Edited it. Ya "liked" it too early. Am at work. ^^;)
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
This region isn't dead, it just needs something to revive it from its current state. I mean i will never quit as this is my region (and will be once i slaughter you in a war) so i will stay active as long there is someone i know living here.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I will stay in the region too. You are a cool dude, Russ. You too Spanelsko
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Only time will tell. This region of ours (cause I will slaughter you in glorious battle) is home regardless of the population.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
In lighter, less gloomy news.... How is everyone?
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
depressed and bored beyond saving........
actually just still a pessimist with neutral mood currently. And you?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
On the outside, cheerful and happy. The inside, ready to go insane cause I'm losing money due to crap at work.
Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
After the Peoples Panel into Proletarian Procreation discovered that the vast majority of Spanelskoan women rated their marital activities as meh, mediocre or soporific, a meeting has been called to look into improving bedroom shenanigans across the nation.
Considering the issue where i mentioned restraining order i think i might need to build a wall around all of Askana's Leadership Institutions.
Russkov Soviet
Your people are definitely strange. ^^;
Spanelsko
Happy World Penguin Day!!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Mercunova, The Cross And Davids Star, Percyton, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy
I'm not planning on leaving anytime soon, though i will admit Nationstates has fallen far down in my list of pritorities, especially now that i do a lot of creative writing separately from this site.
Bearlong, Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Spanelsko
What genres do you write?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello native English speakers. I've got a question you might be able to answer:
Is there a difference between 'can not' and 'cannot' ?
Thanks in advance. :)
Nuremgard
I thought that insanity was supposed to make them genocidal maniacs like i planned, i never would have thought that i will become part of some s e x u a l fantasies of my own people....
i am not sure if i should become a totalist again or just run over the border at this point.
My people are somewhat more creepy than me and my torture dungeons.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't think so. I tend to always uae cannot.
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello friends. I wish you all a wonderful weekend. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova, Percyton
The Talking Point
Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
My taxes keep moving between 21 and 22%. I am using the NS index to see which decisions to issues will cut taxes but sometimes it's wrong. It'll say a certain decision will lower taxes but do the opposite. Very annoying.
Russkov Soviet
Although totally the same, you'll want to use "can not" when saying things like "can not ever do X/can not only be Y/can not truly be Z".
Penguania And Antarctica
Hey there. Cool flag.
Penguania And Antarctica
This is your regular reminder that I exist.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
The Talking Point
Spanelskoan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Equestrian Commonwealth
i got this card just now, it seems Russkov Soviet that they are also a complete opposite of you regarding civil rights and not being a dictatorship of the proletariat XD
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
It's not mine, mate, I stole it off wikipedia also scotland big poop
Penguania And Antarctica
Scotland big poop?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
What are u gonna do about it fone the polis
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Is that you, Yuk?
Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Dalmark
The eternal Anglo strikes from the shadows once again
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton
Greetings from the Empire of Comeca
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Had a feeling when I read that second comment lol
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Welcome. I like your flag too.
Mercunova, Percyton
Hello and welcome.
Make yourself at home and enjoy your stay. :D
Nuremgard, Mercunova, Percyton
Phew... That's better. (For the time being anyway.) Goodbye *Corrupt Dictatorship* and hello *Democratic Socialists*.
Welcome to the CoFN! My name is Aleksi Coltsov, the current Premier of the Equestrian Space Federation. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Your tax rate is 98%. Ah, I remember when my nation had around that same rate.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
^^;
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
Spanelsko has just hosted the Olympics and what a success they were! After the best ever medal haul at an Olympics, some are wondering if it would be advisable to always offer a new house and a significant amount of money to every Spanelskoan athlete that wins gold.
The Debate
Clearly this offer gave our athletes the incentive they needed to perform that little bit better, suggests Ami Fraser, your Sports Minister, placing the final medal table in front of you. Four years ago we only won a handful of golds; this time we won ten times as many! Okay, there was the well-known benefit of home advantage, but without doubt this was a successful scheme with a successful outcome. It absolutely must be continued at all future Olympics.
So we not only somehow managed to host that event, we also managed to have 10 times as many gold medals as 4 years ago, my question is. Who's idea was it to host it here, and second how did anyone survive the way to the games itself?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The Talking Point
Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
I wonder how making youth organisations that are forced to read state propaganda makes my people happier but since it works i won't complain.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
They are happier due to being lucky enough to have such a leader such as yourself. ^^;
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The new far-right party Vox in Spain will gain about 24 seats in Parliament. What a pity. They are still a minority but a significant one. The ghost of Franco lives on.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
M8, WE ARE THE POLIS
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Dalmark
Even you don't believe those words you just said XD
There's no need to lie, i am sure that you are saying this only because i am known for killing everyone who dares to insult me :p
And if they indeed are happy thanks to having me as their leader, well holy mother of whatever are they brainwashed beyond saving.
Russkov Soviet
(this is in Character not to be taken seriously)
Is that a bad thing?
Russkov Soviet
-chuckles- Same old Khan.
Spanelsko
You could say that i never change, and you are still the same old you comrade Ruskov. A talking soviet horse.
Russkov Soviet
Of course the Khan would think this lol
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
^^; And someday my kind will inhabit a planet all our own and the Earth will be a little more normal.
Spanelsko
BREAKING NEWS: The Comecan Emperor will be giving his first State of the Union address for all members of The Confederacy of Free Nations in the coming days. There have been no rumors on what will be addressed in this historic event. Stay tuned for further developments. This has been a Comecan media announcement.
Ludania, Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Indeed, only a little bit more normal with the amount of insanity my nation caused, and the amount of nuclear weapons we launched in attempt to exterminate all foreign life.
As well as the amount of world ruling Dictatorships in here.
Russkov Soviet
Nice try, but our leader is incorruptible! snarls your devoted Home Secretary Harriet Kapoor, her The Great Supreme Lord Khan is Love, The Great Supreme Lord Khan is Life T-shirt visible through her shirt. We must destroy all of these odious offerings, and show that we have zero tolerance of graft. Harsh punishments must be given to anyone who tries to bribe government officials. Only then will our glorious nation be free of corruption!
....... Soviet i think you were actually somehow correct that my people are happy to have as their leader, but in a way worse then death.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Attention....Attention this a developing story from Comecan news agency. We have rumors circulating about what the emperor might address in his state of the union address. foreign policy is said to be the main topic. The imperial cabinet is keeping a tight lid and very little is known on what all will be addressed. We will keep you update with any further developments.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
The Issue
A diplomatic crisis erupted recently after particularly bloodthirsty Spanelskoan pirates made the entire crew of a captured Macronesian oil tanker walk the plank. Following the incident, Macronesian authorities have declared that they will sink any Spanelskoan vessel that enters their waters until the pirate attacks stop.
It is time to bring civilization to these Macronesian primitives, we will liberate them from their backwards ways and mass murder their civilian population cause we have nothing better to do.
The Talking Point
Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
The Issue
Blueriver, a private security company hired by Spanelsko during foreign interventions, made headlines when footage emerged of their mercenaries grotesquely torturing prisoners. Shocked and appalled, civil rights activists from around the world are calling on Spanelsko to do something.
Those who stand in front of our might shall perish without mercy. Torture for all traitors!
The Talking Point
Foreign governments regularly accuse the Spanelskoan military of war crimes.
The Issue
A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Spanelsko, citing the nations weapons of mass destruction program as alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace. It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Spanelsko and these countries.
TOTAL WAR! WE WILL GLASS ALL WHO OPPOSE US! GENOCIDE FOR ALL!
The Talking Point
The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
Russkov Soviet
We look forward to hearing His Imperial Majesty's address.
Russkov Soviet, Percyton, Spanelsko
Macronesia? Never heard of them. And for a government who openly decries communism, they sure want to spread it. ^^;
In other news... The EQSF is now fully operational, thanks to supplies from Peng and our dedicated shipyards in the Urals. In light of this, the national banner has been upgraded.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.