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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Right... But that heir is what I'm missing. Eh... I'll find someone.
Nuremgard, Percyton, Spanelsko
Not gonna lie, for a necessary action, it sure was on the back-burner given it's been 2 months since the Concordat was formed
Well there was no mechanism for doing anything about it before the recent security bill was passed, so iunno
Hm. Like slipping into an old pair of jeans. The green and blue never goes out of style!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton
If I want that I choose issues that favor businesses. Keep an eye out for the issue "The long and winding halls of X" has an option to deeply cut taxes but that cuts a lot of services's size as a result and a rise in crime for the time being. Another option is to slash taxes slightly and is not as bad. It's like using a knife instead of a longsword for your tax cut.
Nuremgard
Genetics my friend.
Just force breeding your way to an heir, be it with your family (Habsburg style) or we can send some slaves (that we captured from your nation and experiment on) and you could easily deny their existence.
-Great Khan currently near Petrograd/Leningrad/St.Petersburg.
Russkov Soviet
Russkov Soviet just wanted to point that last time i checked your nation your disappearance % was around 60% now its its literally about to hit 80% of all deaths..... and i believed that we were a totalist regime (for a democracy) you have made me proud Russkov.... you really did make me proud... i knew that one day i could bring you to the dark side too.
Russkov Soviet
Spanelsko
with the rate they die i doubt that they even have time for that :p
-Leadership is always right.
Russkov Soviet
die for the booty.
Russkov Soviet, Axeldonia, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
Just gonna ask, do you have proof of this telegram, because I never heard of it before.
So if you desired some form of punishment to be incurred on the founders, then why did you not simply propose it in the aftermath of the Concordat's formation?
I don't personally, I never received one. But I know a few people who were approached. It's fairly common knowledge that telegrams were sent out to several people in the run-up to the Concordat's founding querying interest. And it's also fairly common knowledge that it was founded out of distaste for some members of this region, most obviously Gual.
I did advocate punishment immediately following the formation. And then I wrote legislation that would allow for it to happen. The reason it took so long is because a) I was working on the Consulship reform first and b) I got a little lazy.
Can you request a copy of said telegram?
Potentially
ooc
I just checked the news, and apparently N-Day is about to happen, and it's my first one, any tips?
Russkov Soviet
It's been awhile, but I remember focusing on defense. I was a popular target xD
Spanelsko
Defense? That does sound good.
Russkov Soviet
I mean... Gual is a bit... much.
Lex Caledonia
Hugo: Hello, all! Hugo the Rail Zeppelin here! I don't mean to bother you, but can any of you tell me what this means? I've seen my picture in some weird places the past few weeks, and I'm worried I'm becoming what the kids call a 'meme'.
https://bit.ly/2xCYLyz
Thomas: You wouldn't be the first one.
Percy: No kidding.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-was-time-for-thomas-to-leave
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/121/250/dcb.jpg
Thank you, Premier! We appreciate your help!
On another note, I wish everyone good luck with the upcoming N-Day! N-Day hasn't always treated Percyton well (one time during N-Day, Diesel 10 staged a coup that briefly overthrew me and my government), but I'm optimistic about this year! If we work together, I'm sure we'll pull through!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=802024
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Oh dear... Brace yourself Hugo! And your welcome Percy! Hopefully Diesel 10 learned his lesson and has no intentions of trying it again.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Hugo: Good luck? What do I need good luck for?
Philip: Oh! I know! Maybe becoming a meme will make you famous? And famous people need to run from paparazzi and fangirls a lot!
Hugo: Paparazzi? Fangirls? I don't understand. This sounds very overwhelming.
Thomas: I don't think just being a meme will make you famous anyway. You have to do something more. Like, say, be the main character of a children's TV series.
Man: Look kids! It's Thomas! Can we get a photo?
Thomas: Of course! *Thomas smiles as a boy and a girl stand by his bufferbeam*
Man: Say 'cheese'!
Thomas and children: Cheese! *camera flashes*
Man: Thank you, Thomas!
Thomas: Always a pleasure.
Percy: *under his breath* Show-off.
Percy: Anyway, as for Diesel 10, he served a prison sentence for a couple months afterwards, so I think he's learned his lesson. In fact, with a couple exceptions, he's been Really Useful ever since he got out!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
ooc
n-days almost here, what are we doing?
Russkov Soviet
And so the N-Day begins. Good luck, everyone! Most of us engines and our crews will be in a bunker below Tidmouth Sheds, but we'll still be in contact with you all. Best wishes!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
CoFN now has a faction: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=296
Jaslandia, Audiastan, Lex Caledonia, Percyton
Shieldy Boi 1: Standing by.
Jaslandia, Audiastan, Percyton
Audiastan has joined the faction and has just produced 3 shields and 7 nukes. Boosting Production!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Remember the Siberian Alliance I made? The Equestrian Union has joined! Beginning missile production! (Am sick, so will hop on when I can.)
Audiastan, Penguania And Antarctica
not sure who our enemies are.... so fu*k it, 100 nukes randomly deployed on 2 people.
Penguania And Antarctica
The Armed Republic has joined, boosting shield production.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Spanelsko, let's not try UPPERCUT and STIFF-ARM, they're the two biggest ones, with UPPERCUT being all the Pacific and STIFF-ARM being 10000 Islands, we won't stand a chance.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
ok
EDIT: i am quite sure i accidentally caused your death.
I am sending more nukes on your target, i will also help with shields (my current focus on production are shields but i can't provide much help)
And of course as is common in Spanelsko: NUCLEAR GENOCIDE BEST GENOCIDE!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Love how I've changed my marriage laws in Shazria but sex is still banned. What difference does the change in law matter if sex isn't permitted?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
marriage without good times/fun, simple.
Russkov Soviet
I hope to allow sex again soon. The Shah is implementing a nationalist, Islamist agenda.
Russkov Soviet
OK, that totally can't go horribly wrong..... does he also have his own personal harem?
Just asking due to his title.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
He does yes. It's why he's maintaining the polygamy policy.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
considering that reproduction is banned i am quite sure that his harem consists of clones, i wonder how much they can alter appearance during the cloning process, anyway good luck with that nation. Is it supposed to resemble Persian Empire?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
It is, yes. The Shah wants to be the dominant power in the region and is supporting Shia forces against his Sunni enemies.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Hopefully this time the Persians won't be stopped by 300 Spartans in a choke point :p
If i could i would have gladly supported his cause, just like in case of Tangshan.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Another 68 nukes fired, death to the spanish inquisition! (literally my target, and extremely ironic)
Russkov Soviet
Tangshan is no more. Its unemployment rate became too high and I lost patience with it. But I wanted a different nation with a totally divergent culture and political system from Nuremgard so I settled on Shazria.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
What region?
Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics.
Its quite fun here in Petrograd/Leningrad/Spanelskograd to order the nuclear launches.
Sad day, to know they died, at least their memory will live on, and new Persia will replace them by conquering middle-east. Quite far away from China but eh still Asia so it probably counts.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Current target: Mattalania launched on them 11 nukes and more soon.
EDIT: New target: Navthania because the previous one is targeted by someone with more then 100 nukes.
Russkov Soviet
Meanwhile.... The Equestrian Union has decided to launch nuclear missiles for the first time since testing in the 1970's. The target: Mattalania.
Spanelsko
Congratulations on joining the massacre, i am surprised that we the ones to fire before you.
Russkov Soviet
I'm going to make it feudal in the future, and I may introduce slavery for non-Muslims.
Spanelsko
so something like the Ottomans with the taxes in order to bring others to your faith. Good move my friend.
Nuremgard
Yes. Atheists and non-Shia Muslims will be taxed or suppressed.
Yes, it must be quite suprising indeed. Years ago, following the collapse of the Soviet Union, we made a vow to never fire nuclear weapons offensively. But, as you know, times change. Our stockpile was aging, so... On Aleksander Coltsov's Birthday, we decided to fire them.. with his permission of course.
Spanelsko
And let the nukes fly!
Spanelsko
Didn't fire first, but ours dealt the final blow.
Spanelsko
Indeed, times do change, btw we are currently focusing on the nation who wants to nuke you from that potatoes.
Interesting Birthday present for your leader.Finishing off enemy is also fun.Russkov Soviet
Whelp.... time for me to be targeted by the Potato Alliance. xD
Spanelsko
i will do everything i can to help you, even if it kills me.
Russkov Soviet
Destroyed 3 missiles Russkov Soviet rest is on you. (we have no more shields)
EDIT: If anyone can in few minutes 33 missiles on me will fall. (not yet launched)
I really hope to survive this with my current 0% radiation. (mainly since most attacks were successful in my case)
Russkov Soviet
Halp !!
Spanelsko
Forget my help everyone protect the master Penguin!
Russkov Soviet
Just some help. Don't cease the other efforts.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
sorry, i am taking Penguins a bit too seriously. (i like them too much)
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
i have a terrible idea that might just save me.
I am going to try it.
EDIT:
FAIL
You cannot leave a Faction while you are being Targeted!
In that case:
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The easiest way to keep your good name is to not allow yourself to enter the world of political office and appointment.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy
Before my nation's destruction i crown myself as The Great Nuclear Khan.
-Good luck friends.
Russkov Soviet
I'm dead. :(
Russkov Soviet
it was an honor to fight alongside you great Penguin, i am joining you soon.
Penguania And Antarctica
Good luck my friend.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Luck won't save me against this :p
[spoiler]
Targeted By Faction Nukes Target Ready
Rogamarkian Puppets III Potato Alliance 33 Targeted Spanelsko READY
Rogamarkian Puppets IV Potato Alliance 33 Targeted Spanelsko READY
Rogamarkian Puppets V Potato Alliance 33 Targeted Spanelsko READY
Standia Potato Alliance 12 Targeted Spanelsko READY
Standia Potato Alliance 16 Targeted Spanelsko READY[/spoiler]
Penguania And Antarctica
Although i might have a chance, by talking to one of the attacks i managed to call off 111 nukes that would kill me.
Now just 100 and something more.
May the Chaos Dragon Gods be on our side.
Edit:
So now i wait for these 99 nukes on me.
EDIT 2:
Spanelsko Economic Specialist DESTROYED (the gods failed me!)
Penguania And Antarctica
151 targets? Whelp... I'm dead.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I hope we all meet in Valhalla.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Welcome to the dead lands comrade... or at least you will be welcomed soon.
Remember brothers and sisters of the Confederacy, we fought (mainly me, peng, the dead guy i forgot his name and ruskov) but our legacy of this war will be remembered by all of our enemies and friends, this war may have been a defeat but in our hearts it will remain as a victory! Glory to the Confederacy!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
"It sates itself on the life-blood
of fated men,
paints red the powers' homes
with crimson gore.
Black become the sun's beams
in the summers that follow,
weathers all treacherous."
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Bugger.... 30 min left and I'm going to be killed by Canada essentially. Oh well... better them then some 'Murican asswipe!
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
for maximum humiliation it could have been the french, remember that (avoided them by death in my case)
Russkov Soviet
And so... it ends. The Equestrian Union is a nation no more. But, the Motherland still lives! Across the land her children thrive in the Ural mountains, the bunkers, the vaults, and in the metro tunnels. Our homes may be gone, our land ruined, but our spirit is unbroken!
(My nation is now a mix of the games Fallout and Metro. Going to keep it like this for a couple of days til my sickness is over.)
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Thus we should celebrate, my comrade, you have (though unfortunate events and were force to) embrace the power of chaos, i hope you enjoy the fresh nuclear winter and air.
OOC Sorry to hear that you are sick, hopefully you get better soon :)
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
For fun taken from the score board:
Arms Control Treaty Now In Effect
No Targeting / No Launching
Learn To Love Again
The Great Nuclear Khan: What is Love? Something something hurting people (i am quite sure i made the reference obvious)
Penguania And Antarctica
Looks like it holds true... My Red Army cannot be beaten in conventional warfare, but must be nuked! Even then we survive!
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Oh for god sake, I go away for a couple of hours and then this happens.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
well i would argue that on 1 on 1 nation fight it will likely win but against multiple forces with maximum power and manpower i doubt that the red army could last out, however its fighting potential and ability is great certainly, but if the
´´cannot be beaten convetionally´´ was just a political move, then i have no arguments against it.
I wonder, does your metros have monsters? (referring to metro2033 and the other ones)
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
As the event itself says, nuclear war can happen at any moment without warning, and death is the same :p
How are you Lex?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
I...don't know yet. The lines under the capital, where I'm currently located, do not.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
well in that case one thing i can say, if you see spider-like creatures light is quite effective against them, and also how the hell am i supposed to get out of here? I didn't even bring my gun for this massive (possible) hunt comrade.
EDIT: Anyway good night, i am going to sleep in the armored vehicle, see you tomorrow.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
so uh, thanks spalensko
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I'm good, was dogsitting all day so barely had anytime to defend anyone :L
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Hey, mate. How are you doing?
Had a cool lecture today. Was about the Scottish monarchy's interventions in Ireland over the centuries.
Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
I'm good my duder. Sounds interesting, I take it they talked about big Ed's disaster? :L
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
He gave a very general overview from Robert the Bruce up to James VI. But he didn't talk about my main gal Mary, Queen of Scots.
Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
Shocker.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Part of me dislikes James VI because he was a mad unionist who wanted to make Britain into one country but another part of me likes him for his bitchy gay side. He'd surround himself with butch, handsome men and when the English Parliament wouldn't give him money, he'd freeze out his English courtiers and only keep Scots around himself until Parliament caved in.
Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
You will be forever remembered here as a hero, the one who protected us from nukes, which likely caused your fall, but hey we would have lost the war as a faction either way if that makes it better :p (you were the guy i was referring to in my earlier post about someone who's name i forgot)
Penguania And Antarctica, Pyles Tis Kolasis
I took over 240 nukes, I'll take it that way.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Running a dictatorship is so expensive. Taxes must go up to pay for the state's various intrusions into the lives of its citizens.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Anglia Imperium
The Talking Point
The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
Its not my fault that half the people in the government shot something in the back..... repeatedly..... with machine-guns..... and firing squads just to be sure that were also equipped with machine-guns....
Russkov Soviet
Hello everyone. I wish you all a wonderful Sunday. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Unfallious, Mercunova, The British Islands Confederacy
What would cause "Suicide in police custody" on the People tab?
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
There are plenty of reasons, but I don't know where to start....
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And NS is toying with my feelings now.. Issue #201: "Jolly Roger Sighted Off The Port Bow!". I love the golden days of piracy, not the modern crap now, but I also want to continue to build up my Defense Forces. UGH!!
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Deimosan, Spanelsko
God knows. I have it too. 0.5% of the population die because of it.
Russkov Soviet, Anglia Imperium
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