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this reminds me, on an unrelated note, Peng you are german right? I was wondering what "Swabia" means, in google it said that in German its "Schwaben" but then it only said that it means Swabia nothing more.

The reason i am asking is that in Czech we call Swabia "Švábsko" and the word "Šváb" means cockroach.

And the second reason i am asking is because i was reading for fun yesterday for a bit about Frederick the 1st Barbarossa and learned that he was born in Swabia. So i just wanted clarification from native german speaker if its just a coincidence or if it does actually have some relation to cockroaches :p

Lavan Tiri

I spent 30 minutes making a Virgin Mercunova vs Chad Peng meme, remembered that the RMB doesn't allow images, and deleted it.

Then I remembered that you can post links

Bearlong, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Lavan Tiri wrote:TAPICS

- Laura Dern

- The Krakatoa Eruption

- Nihilism vs Absurdism

- What steps should have been taken after the end of World War II to avert the massive military-industrial complex that grew out of the economy-reviving wartime efforts?

No snacks. Cherry coke and vodka.

I've heard of Laura Dern. I support all eruptions. There are very fine people on both sides.

Most importantly, there's only one step that had to be taken; that would have been nuking the entire world into oblivion.

Lavan Tiri, Midasia

Lavan Tiri wrote:I spent 30 minutes making a Virgin Mercunova vs Chad Peng meme, remembered that the RMB doesn't allow images, and deleted it.

Then I remembered that you can post links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOPBP9vuZA

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

news from the mount and blade front. Finally AI decided to change our marshall, with some luck i was elected. The result? Tulga last stronghold of the Khanate fell to us, eliminating the Khanate. about a single in game week later i took Suno and 1 more week later i alone took 3 swadian castles and launched campaign for Praven. Killing Swadia.

Now of all times the Rhodocks decided to start another war with us, and we repealed their invasion and will soon march upon Jelka. Ironically enough after i beaten the Sultanate at Narra they didnt bother us at all even though we are still at war. Nord's casually meanwhile stare at us conquering the world.

I believe that by in game day 600 perhaps both Sultanate and Rhodocks will cease to exist. Unless Nord's decide to attack us.

(current map essentially= Vaegris control= All of Khergit Khanate and Swadia plus Veluca)

I took veluca before becoming marshal because 1 of the Rhodock counts defected to the Sultanate few days after we made peace with Rhodocks so free city for the taking.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:news from the mount and blade front. Finally AI decided to change our marshall, with some luck i was elected. The result? Tulga last stronghold of the Khanate fell to us, eliminating the Khanate. about a single in game week later i took Suno and 1 more week later i alone took 3 swadian castles and launched campaign for Praven. Killing Swadia.

Now of all times the Rhodocks decided to start another war with us, and we repealed their invasion and will soon march upon Jelka. Ironically enough after i beaten the Sultanate at Narra they didnt bother us at all even though we are still at war. Nord's casually meanwhile stare at us conquering the world.

I believe that by in game day 600 perhaps both Sultanate and Rhodocks will cease to exist. Unless Nord's decide to attack us.

(current map essentially= Vaegris control= All of Khergit Khanate and Swadia plus Veluca)

I took veluca before becoming marshal because 1 of the Rhodock counts defected to the Sultanate few days after we made peace with Rhodocks so free city for the taking.

And there you have it... They finally wised up. xD

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:And there you have it... They finally wised up. xD

Indeed :p

After some practice i learned how to demolish the Rhodocks as well, even when attacking them in castles outnumbered 3 to 1. The only problem that remains are the Swadians and their OP cavalry :p good thing their AI doesn't spam them that much.

Unfortunately i ran into 1 problem nearly said day 500 (unless it has already passed) i have 80K denars in reserve and nothing to spend it on.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Spanelsko, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.” It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Spanelsko and these countries.

“Are we really going to risk starting war over this?” quails Peggy Dax, your Minister of Dairies, shaking in fear behind his pineapple milkshake. “Even if we win, the problem isn’t just that these nations are not trading with us, it’s that our agricultural economy isn’t self-sufficient. With some significant investments from the government and a ban on all imports, I’m sure we can achieve food security and a state of absolute economic independence from foreign trade.”

One people, One Horde, One Khan!

(totally not stealing 1 of the nazi slogans)

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Spanelsko, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.” It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Spanelsko and these countries.

“Are we really going to risk starting war over this?” quails Peggy Dax, your Minister of Dairies, shaking in fear behind his pineapple milkshake. “Even if we win, the problem isn’t just that these nations are not trading with us, it’s that our agricultural economy isn’t self-sufficient. With some significant investments from the government and a ban on all imports, I’m sure we can achieve food security and a state of absolute economic independence from foreign trade.”

One people, One Horde, One Khan!

(totally not stealing 1 of the nazi slogans)

Interesting.... Even more interesting that I am not only NOT one of the nations in the coalition, but also that I still have a small trade agreement. Of course, this will probably be cancelled. ^^;

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Interesting.... Even more interesting that I am not only NOT one of the nations in the coalition, but also that I still have a small trade agreement. Of course, this will probably be cancelled. ^^;

we had any agreements? XD

i thought we had only the non-aggression pact, which we do intend to break in a year and few months.

In other news after 6 hours irl, and 2 weeks of in game time i have conquered the entire Sultanate. Somehow we are still at peace. Even though i took over 7 of their castles and all 4 of their cities losing about 40-60 men total. So i called this war that wasn't even a war the "peaceful crusade" or "peaceful invasion"

Ironically enough i took only 3 point hit to relations with King Yarolek (or whatever his name is, king of vaegirs)

Rhodocks for whatever reason are still alive without land, having 7 lords and fighting a guerrilla war against us.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:we had any agreements? XD

i thought we had only the non-aggression pact, which we do intend to break in a year and few months.

In other news after 6 hours irl, and 2 weeks of in game time i have conquered the entire Sultanate. Somehow we are still at peace. Even though i took over 7 of their castles and all 4 of their cities losing about 40-60 men total. So i called this war that wasn't even a war the "peaceful crusade" or "peaceful invasion"

Ironically enough i took only 3 point hit to relations with King Yarolek (or whatever his name is, king of vaegirs)

Rhodocks for whatever reason are still alive without land, having 7 lords and fighting a guerrilla war against us.

We didn't have a true agreement, but after we won the war... I had some ships bring home wounded soldiers and POW's. Those same ships would occasionally stop by and offload various things like salt, grain, metal, and miscellaneous items. This was purely out of goodwill. I've since ordered all maritime shipping to cease stopping at your ports since you are committed to self sustainability.

Ah yes.... King Yaroglek. I never really liked him. And you better go capture or kill those Lords... Or wait till they join another faction in a month.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:We didn't have a true agreement, but after we won the war... I had some ships bring home wounded soldiers and POW's. Those same ships would occasionally stop by and offload various things like salt, grain, metal, and miscellaneous items. This was purely out of goodwill. I've since ordered all maritime shipping to cease stopping at your ports since you are committed to self sustainability.

Ah yes.... King Yaroglek. I never really liked him. And you better go capture or kill those Lords... Or wait till they join another faction in a month.

I personally like Yaroglek, managed to get opinion with him to 100 so he keeps on wanting to give me land even tho i dont want any :p

the 7 are odd case, as half of them join rhodocks after they are kicked out of the other 2 factions since you know, there is not enough land for anyone considering everyone has rivals :p

also, what do you mean by you won the war? You never reached our land, so i would call it a draw. And we still technically enforced some demands upon you in the baltics, the greater autonomy and ability to spread our faith there :]

Which is essentially the only part of the treaty i remember after we declared peace.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:I personally like Yaroglek, managed to get opinion with him to 100 so he keeps on wanting to give me land even tho i dont want any :p

the 7 are odd case, as half of them join rhodocks after they are kicked out of the other 2 factions since you know, there is not enough land for anyone considering everyone has rivals :p

also, what do you mean by you won the war? You never reached our land, so i would call it a draw. And we still technically enforced some demands upon you in the baltics, the greater autonomy and ability to spread our faith there :]

Which is essentially the only part of the treaty i remember after we declared peace.

I see... Yaroglek and I were the opposite in my playthroughs. He'd always beeline for my castle as soon as I took it, regardless of which faction we were at war with.

While we didn't reach your land, you never reached Moscow.....so you are correct in it would be considered a draw. Although by a slight technicality, since you were forced to leave my territory after invading, I am the victor in a way. Hmmm..... Its not really grand enough to consider an actual victory, but for the sake of the families who lost loved ones in the conflict, I propagandize and embellish it some.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:I see... Yaroglek and I were the opposite in my playthroughs. He'd always beeline for my castle as soon as I took it, regardless of which faction we were at war with.

While we didn't reach your land, you never reached Moscow.....so you are correct in it would be considered a draw. Although by a slight technicality, since you were forced to leave my territory after invading, I am the victor in a way. Hmmm..... Its not really grand enough to consider an actual victory, but for the sake of the families who lost loved ones in the conflict, I propagandize and embellish it some.

If we fought a land war and we didnt need to use our navy Moscow rush would have ended differently, but i let this insignificant conflict slide. For the next war we learned, before we can invade Russia we need to conquer Europe. Seems simple enough.

After all, the world revolution won't be complete unless we liberate the backwards democratic commie horses of Mother Russia :]

Although i do admit that it makes me kind of sad, my last remaining enemy will be my last friend as well :[ still it will be quite poetic to liberate the motherland of the original revolution as the last place of the reactionary forces of the world.

Chaos will always prevail! -Iberia

on another note, what army do you usually run in warband?

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

after half an hour i finally finished writing basics on the state ideology of spanelsko and its overall goals. Probably gonna expand later on a bit more.

Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:If we fought a land war and we didnt need to use our navy Moscow rush would have ended differently, but i let this insignificant conflict slide. For the next war we learned, before we can invade Russia we need to conquer Europe. Seems simple enough.

After all, the world revolution won't be complete unless we liberate the backwards democratic commie horses of Mother Russia :]

Although i do admit that it makes me kind of sad, my last remaining enemy will be my last friend as well :[ still it will be quite poetic to liberate the motherland of the original revolution as the last place of the reactionary forces of the world.

Chaos will always prevail! -Iberia

on another note, what army do you usually run in warband?

Now your thinking.... And I do have to disappoint you. The last Equestrian citizen just received their dose of VXN-8 and will become Vulpine, or as you put it.. a backwards democratic commie. Except instead of being a horse, as you put it so bluntly, we will be quite regal foxes. I say... We seem to have picked up a bit of proper etiquette from the English. -AHEM- Anyhow, it will certainly be quite the final showdown.

Hmmmm..... It has been quite a long time, but I vaguely remember my main force. I was at the head of the aptly named "Red Army" since I found out how to rename my party on the map. It was a mighty force of 800. 180 Nord Huscarls at the front, 300 Nord Warriors, 100 Archers split between Swadian and Nord Archers, and the rest were a Cavalry mix of Swadian Knights and Mercenary Horsemen. It took me two years to get this force so finely tuned, our losses made good by the peasants we took.... Even my wife, who I sadly cannot remember, fought by my side. Alas..... Only a few days before I quit playing.... I decided to have one last hurrah... I took my force towards the Swadian capital of Praven.... Only to find King Harlaus there with six other lords and an army over 2,000... As the last of my men fell around me, my wife and I shared one last kiss and said our goodbyes, then... we charged into the fray. I had a mod that enabled permadeath, so once I fell on the 'Field of Honor'... That was it. Game over. I left Warband a few days later.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.

As far as Bannerlord is concerned, I only have around 50 or so. I'll have to reinstall it to find out what I actually run. And I did try to get Warband back up, but it seems that I have some corrupted files and I'm not gonna buy another copy and make a second Steam account. ^^; Your stories are entertainment enough.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:As far as Bannerlord is concerned, I only have around 50 or so. I'll have to reinstall it to find out what I actually run. And I did try to get Warband back up, but it seems that I have some corrupted files and I'm not gonna buy another copy and make a second Steam account. ^^; Your stories are entertainment enough.

Foxes horses does it matter? we will kill you either way :p

As for warband this ironically enough is my first ever game of mount and blade, didnt even bother to check guides or the tutorial. I like to dive in blind. I have left all setting as they were and have no mods, so enemy lords usually have only 200 men per army, yet i found on accident that the best unit in the game is mercenary cavalry. Cheap, insanely effective and good at sieges as well. Can even stand up to the Swadian Knights. So i have no problem fighting in a field with my force of 120 cav armies of 1K men and lose at most 10 dudes.

2 ironic factions i found are weak to cav in warband are Rhodocks as their sergeants suck at fighting against a mass cav charges :p

And Khergit Khanate is even worse, turns out that the mongol weakness are other cav armies.

Nords are only problem in sieges when they defend, and swadia is bearable but the strongest of them all. Sassanids and Khergits suck both at sieges and field battles when faced with the death stack of mercenaries :p

Vaegirs i didnt fight that much but at least on field they get easily slaughtered as well.

If i wasn't a loyalist and could be bothered to do it i could easily conquer all of Calradia with my current army, as losses are minimal and replacing merc cav is easy :] I will tell more stories tomorrow considering the war with Nords is innevitable. I feel strong enough to even storm Sargoroth by myself alone with my army. I can now maintain up to 196 men as i have renown of above 2600. Earned about 700 from the 2 week conquest of the entire Sultanate.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

The Talking Point

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

Somehow i am not even surprised by this.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko! Got the same issue you did earlier. Seems the coalition wasn't satisfied with you. Now they're after me.

[B]The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.” It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Russkov Soviet and these countries.

[B]Russkov's Decision [/B]

“Typical,” sneers Commissariat Chief Finn Nguyen, kicking over a crate of unexported and slightly rotten-looking Kitsu kumquats in rage. “These profiteering swine will do anything to undermine our glorious nation, but they are nothing more than paper tigers. I say we place agents and supply arms to instigate socialist revolution in these nations. Once the people there seize power from their oppressive masters, we’ll soon see those imports come flooding back.”

[B]The Talking Point[/B]

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

I didn't think to say it, but following the above post... I will obviously be adjusting my flag. The colors will change, but the design will not. ^^;

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:I didn't think to say it, but following the above post... I will obviously be adjusting my flag. The colors will change, but the design will not. ^^;

The red is nicer.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Lavan Tiri wrote:Brad

Bearlong wrote:Angelina

Jennifer, biaches

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri

Bearlong wrote:Angelina

The proper response was obviously Janet

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal

Russkov Soviet wrote:Spanelsko! Got the same issue you did earlier. Seems the coalition wasn't satisfied with you. Now they're after me.

[B]The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.” It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Russkov Soviet and these countries.

[B]Russkov's Decision [/B]

“Typical,” sneers Commissariat Chief Finn Nguyen, kicking over a crate of unexported and slightly rotten-looking Kitsu kumquats in rage. “These profiteering swine will do anything to undermine our glorious nation, but they are nothing more than paper tigers. I say we place agents and supply arms to instigate socialist revolution in these nations. Once the people there seize power from their oppressive masters, we’ll soon see those imports come flooding back.”

[B]The Talking Point[/B]

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.

Seems that tactical nuking of said coalition should be in order.

Also sorry for not posting more warband stories :p i got sucked into Dead Cells, had an amazing rng run with my very first run to the point i have beaten the final boss and unlocked hard mode. All because rng decided to make my first run OP :]

I will post more warband soon enough, probably.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:Seems that tactical nuking of said coalition should be in order.

Also sorry for not posting more warband stories :p i got sucked into Dead Cells, had an amazing rng run with my very first run to the point i have beaten the final boss and unlocked hard mode. All because rng decided to make my first run OP :]

I will post more warband soon enough, probably.

Possibly.... Unless they are all weak, then we can take them down easily.

And no worries! The occasional one is fine.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Possibly.... Unless they are all weak, then we can take them down easily.

And no worries! The occasional one is fine.

I mean nuke is always the most effective and fastest solution, but if you want the red army to work alongside the revolutionary horde in taking down this coalition i wouldn't mind.

As for warband, the last war was a bit of a disappointment really, i had 89 merc cav and by the time i conquered the entire Nord Kingdom i still had 27 left :p the only notable event was when i was about to storm Sargoroth the Nord King found me, with his army of 400 he attacked my 150 the result? 4 dead for 400 killed nords :p

Now i am just running around the map using ctrl+space waiting for Nords and Rhodocks to die as factions. Just to get the world conquest achievement.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

The Issue

Embracing autarky has reduced access to Merovingian chocolate and Gallopavian flowers, but the Spanelskoan economy has more or less survived the transition. However, in the distant tiny island nation of Copiluaca, economic activity was formerly almost entirely dependent on selling coffee to Spanelsko, leaving them with crippling unemployment, tens of thousands in poverty, and an imminent famine

“If a nation can’t survive on its own, then we’re not doing it any favours by giving it charity,” says your grumpy Defence Minister, pouring himself a bowl of cereal. “Autarky is a moral choice, borne of opposition to globalism. We should propagate that ideological position with a little tough love. We should blockade their ports and patrol their airspace to stop any remaining international trade getting in or out, and they’ll be forced to self-sufficiency. Give a man fish and you feed him for a day. Force him to fish at gunpoint, and he’ll fish like his life depends on it. Which it does.”

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Chaal

TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS

- LEMON PEEL

- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN

- TOE

- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS

- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID

- PINK LEMONADE

- FRANZIA

- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS

- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE

- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE

- TATTOOS

- POT BROWNIES

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS

- LEMON PEEL

- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN

- TOE

- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS

- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID

- PINK LEMONADE

- FRANZIA

- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS

- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE

- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE

- TATTOOS

- POT BROWNIES

Look at the clock. It's f?!#*ing 5 pm.

I take popcord and lemonade pls.

Your boi: I bet he's cute and caring. :)

E.A. Poe: I know him and the he wrote horror stories but never read any of his works.

Tattoos: Depending on the motif and the execution they either look great or horrendous. I often thought about getting a little one but I don't know what it would depict nor if I ever get one.

Pot Brownies: Brownies are good. But never had pot brownies.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Chaal

Peng it was 9 AM when I posted

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS

- LEMON PEEL

- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN

- TOE

- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS

- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID

- PINK LEMONADE

- FRANZIA

- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS

- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE

- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE

- TATTOOS

- POT BROWNIES

Uggghhhh..... Its too early....

I'll take some popcorn, but I'm drinking my own stuff.

You have a boyfriend and it's NOT Merc? I kid, I kid. Glad to hear it. And I've got A tattoo, but I'm debating on a second one. You only live once.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Chaal

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS

- LEMON PEEL

- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN

- TOE

- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS

- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID

- PINK LEMONADE

- FRANZIA

- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS

- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE

- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE

- TATTOOS

- POT BROWNIES

I'll take some Toe and Merc Eyeball Juice

I bet your boy is awesome, I wish I had one.

I don't know much about him or his writings.

I want at least two tattoos, one with Minnesota and one with my zodiac sign, Taurus.

I don't plan on eating one, but I know people who have, and it is wack.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal

Hi im new. :D

Bearlong, Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Chaal wrote:Hi im new. :D

Welcome to the Confederacy of Free Nations! I see you have been jumping from Region to Region in search of a home.

My name is Zacia Milikova, the current Leader of the Kitsu Motherland, and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable or if you need questions answered, feel free to ask.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal

Russkov Soviet wrote:Welcome to the Confederacy of Free Nations! I see you have been jumping from Region to Region in search of a home.

My name is Zacia Milikova, the current Leader of the Kitsu Motherland, and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable or if you need questions answered, feel free to ask.

Thanks

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

The mental image of scientificly plausible horse people is actually kinda disturbing ngl

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia

Chaal wrote:The mental image of scientificly plausible horse people is actually kinda disturbing ngl

This is even better without context.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal

Sulania wrote:A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

I have Merc.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal

Sulania wrote:A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

We're all still gay.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal

The Talking Point

It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Chaal

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point

It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.

Then I guess I am a bigot, since I do [I]KNOW[/I] you can and are quite dangerous.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Chaal

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RiGhT tHeRe!!!

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko, Midasia

Mercunova wrote:Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent.

RiGhT tHeRe!!!

Bloody 'ell! Ye get overwhelmed or somethin'?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Midasia

Any citizen of the Confederacy of Free Nations caught being linked to the creation of cheesy corporate car insurance advertisements shall hereafter be sentenced without the unnecessary expense of a trial to disembowelment by wooden cooking spoon.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Midasia, Chaal

Bearlong wrote:We're all still gay.

I didn't even know lol. Like calls to like i guess.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova

Chaal wrote:I didn't even know lol. Like calls to like i guess.

Oh yeah, like the region was majority homo at some point. We've got a some furries too, which is fun and concerning at the same time.

Also join the discord. We play Minecraft together.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Chaal

Mercunova wrote:Any citizen of the Confederacy of Free Nations caught being linked to the creation of cheesy corporate car insurance advertisements shall hereafter be sentenced without the unnecessary expense of a trial to disembowelment by wooden cooking spoon.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal

Bearlong wrote:Oh yeah, like the region was majority homo at some point. We've got a some furries too, which is fun and concerning at the same time.

Also join the discord. We play Minecraft together.

^^;

I'm not homo, but respect those that are.

I'm a proud furry, but I don't take it *[I]THAT[/I]* far.

Hmmmm.... I forgot we even had a Discord. xP

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia, Chaal

Russkov Soviet wrote:Then I guess I am a bigot, since I do [I]KNOW[/I] you can and are quite dangerous.

You are not a bigot, cause i am not a psychopath, i am quite positively insane :p

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chaal

Bearlong wrote:Oh yeah, like the region was majority homo at some point. We've got a some furries too, which is fun and concerning at the same time.

Also join the discord. We play Minecraft together.

-quietly maintains the straightness-

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Russkov Soviet wrote:^^;

I'm not homo, but respect those that are.

I'm a proud furry, but I don't take it *[I]THAT[/I]* far.

Hmmmm.... I forgot we even had a Discord. xP

Chernarus State wrote:-quietly maintains the straightness-

Fúckin straights always gotta rub it in our faces. Get a room you two, goddammit!

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Bearlong wrote:Fúckin straights always gotta rub it in our faces. Get a room you two, goddammit!

I didn't ask to be straight! I blame the Christians!

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Chaal

German is a great language:

Haftgrund = reason for arrest/detention/imprisonment

Haftgrund = undercoat / primer

:)

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Penguania And Antarctica wrote:German is a great language:

Haftgrund = reason for arrest/detention/imprisonment

Haftgrund = undercoat / primer

:)

You serious? Holy crap. I guess I have an excuse if I get arrested. xD

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Penguania And Antarctica wrote:German is a great language:

Haftgrund = reason for arrest/detention/imprisonment

Haftgrund = undercoat / primer

:)

I learned German at school. It's a wonderful language but difficult to learn.

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Nuremgard wrote:I learned German at school. It's a wonderful language but difficult to learn.

I know a very broken american dialect of yiddish wich is related to german :D

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Chaal wrote:I know a very broken american dialect of yiddish wich is related to german :D

I watched a Netflix show with Orthodox Jewish characters and I thought the Yiddish they spoke sounded vaguely German. Good to know it's actually related to it.

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Nuremgard wrote:I watched a Netflix show with Orthodox Jewish characters and I thought the Yiddish they spoke sounded vaguely German. Good to know it's actually related to it.

Yiddish is actually really inconsistent and not one uniform language. Is really more of a bunch of vaguely related dialects. I can barely understand yiddish speakers from the north as a southern jew. Its related to several romance languages, german, russian and the dialect i speak (yídosh) is even related to modern spanish. The history is really neat.

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Chaal wrote:Yiddish is actually really inconsistent and not one uniform language. Is really more of a bunch of vaguely related dialects. I can barely understand yiddish speakers from the north as a southern jew. Its related to several romance languages, german, russian and the dialect i speak (yídosh) is even related to modern spanish. The history is really neat.

Where are you from?

Lavan Tiri

Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

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Chaal wrote:Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

But we (as in jews) call it yechkaz (i dont know the meaning or if there even is one.)

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Chaal wrote:Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

I'm from Scotland.

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Chaal wrote:Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

Did someone say Texas? xP

Nuremgard wrote:I'm from Scotland.

I'd live there, but I'm too poor to move out of the Trump States of America. And I can't exactly move in this pandemic ffs.

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Bearlong wrote:Fúckin straights always gotta rub it in our faces. Get a room you two, goddammit!

my orientation says no to sharing rooms with other guys

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Russkov Soviet wrote:Did someone say Texas? xPI'd live there, but I'm too poor to move out of the Trump States of America. And I can't exactly move in this pandemic ffs.

If I was able to, I'd move out of the US in a heartbeat.

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Midasia wrote:If I was able to, I'd move out of the US in a heartbeat.

Its definitely not like the movies, though.

Lavan Tiri, Midasia

Chaal wrote:Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

MA here.

Midasia wrote:If I was able to, I'd move out of the US in a heartbeat.

I'm too familiar with the US to feel comfortable away from my Home State. Besides, we're safer here in the long run since the US drag itself along without Chinese control of our policies but only a very limited number of European nations will likely join the Economic Zone.

That said, who knows, the Berserker Probe might cause a nuclear exchange so maybe it'll be better to pick a nice spot to live.

Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Midasia, Chaal

Chaal wrote:Southern united states (think georgia, south carolina, texas, Alabama.)

Also, I’m from Minnesota.

Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Chaal

The Issue

Vlad Leopold, the despised Tasmanian war criminal and international fugitive, was recently captured by the Spanelskoan police while in hiding just outside of Askana. With members of the international community wanting to see justice, the question of jurisdiction has arisen.

Finally, a man in dark sunglasses and with a mysterious tattoo of an all-seeing eye on his wrist, whom you don’t remember seeing enter the room, whispers in your ear, “What Leopold did wrong wasn’t the indiscriminate decimation of the Tasmanian population. It’s that he wasn’t smart about it. He’s got raw potential, sure. If you give him to me, I’ll make sure he becomes much more efficient, professional and covert in his work. You can also trust that this time, he’ll be working for the good guys.”

The Talking Point

It's not mass murder when the government does it.

Who knew that the Illuminati works with Spanelsko? Even i wasn't aware of it.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Chaal

Look out for my newest issue Balancing the Box.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Spanelsko, Midasia

Merc has higher drug use than I. Lies. Laughable lies.

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Continental Commonwealths wrote:Merc has higher drug use than I. Lies. Laughable lies.

I can see why drug use in your nation is so high. The economy makes it sound horrible.

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Russkov Soviet

I find it funny that i just found out 2 things, first of all we are LESS Authoritarian then your democratic socialism :p

AND our people have more civil rights then yours XD

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among other things i got back into ds2 after i finally beaten the 3 fu*cks known as Sentinels in Bastille. And realized something quite funny, i started playing warhammer total 2 in 2020 and love the skaven the most, 2020 is the chinese year of the Great Rat AND in DS2 i just joined the covenant of the Rat King.

The Rat Trinity! :p

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The Issue

While taking a photo with a journalist, you were interrupted by an enthusiastic supporter who promptly fainted in your arms. The journalist’s article went viral overnight, turning the image of you and your fan into an internet sensation. The next morning, you were greeted by your intern, Sigourney Laine, begging you to take a selfie with her in the same pose. It turns out you’ve acquired a new fanbase. This raises a question - how can you turn this situation to your advantage?

“You have all these fans, and you want to manipulate them?” gasps Ashley Ruiz, head of the Spanelskoan Bureau of Statistics and hobbyist street petitioner. “It would be far more valuable to know exactly who supports exactly what policies. With bots to scrape social media for all the hashtags and profiles you’ll ever need, you can finally see every citizen the way they want to be seen - as a data point!”

I am really starting to think that we must have by now executed everyone who thinks that we are a dystopia. cause i have yet to receive any death threat or attempted assassination issues.

Who knew shooting everyone who disagrees with you is so effective?

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:

I am really starting to think that we must have by now executed everyone who thinks that we are a dystopia. cause i have yet to receive any death threat or attempted assassination issues.

Who knew shooting everyone who disagrees with you is so effective?

And I see no point in making idle threats or sending assassin's. While I, along with members of my government and populace, do disagree with the way you run your nation... It is [I]your[/I] nation. And I will not be participating in this October's Z-Day conflict.

Lavan Tiri, Spanelsko

If no one protests, I'm gonna approve our Embassy requests

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova, The British Islands Confederacy

Fact of the day:

Spiders are the only web developers which enjoy finding bugs.

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Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Fact of the day:

Spiders are the only web developers which enjoy finding bugs.

I'm so glad I got the joke. xD

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The Issue

A collection of citizens, civil rights workers, and concerned mothers have signed a petition to stop the manufacturing of the ‘BFG-69’ (AKA ‘the Organ Grinder’), a new rifle planned to be used in the military which works by shredding people’s internal organs.

“Excuse me, but whenever has anyone ever heard of a weapon that WAS humane?” asks Ayla Fowler, ballistics expert. “These are devices for firing slugs of metal at people. It’s not nice, but it IS necessary. People are always so squeamish. They’ve already accepted the standard ripping through the body of the standard bullet but the moment something a little more effective is made they kick up a fuss. Typical. These nonstandard weapons should only be put into trained military hands anyway. We’re not making rocking horses here, we’re protecting Spanelsko against her enemies! Just this once, let’s try to stay ahead of them.”

The Talking Point

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

Autocracy for the win!

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also Iberian quote of the day= Its not war crime if you didn't sign the Geneva Treaty.

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Lavan Tiri wrote:If no one protests, I'm gonna approve our Embassy requests

>protests

>protests hard

>rips head off of Sir John A statue

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Continental Commonwealths wrote:>protests

>protests hard

>rips head off of Sir John A statue

Time to spank ContComm I guess.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Bruh my friend got a harmonica stuck in her mouth. We are curently on are way to are towns Urgent Care. I felt obligared to share this.

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Chaal wrote:Bruh my friend got a harmonica stuck in her mouth. We are curently on are way to are towns Urgent Care. I felt obligared to share this.

I'll keep yall updated

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Chaal wrote:Bruh my friend got a harmonica stuck in her mouth. We are curently on are way to are towns Urgent Care. I felt obligared to share this.

Please do. Hope she'll be alright.

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Chaal wrote:Bruh my friend got a harmonica stuck in her mouth. We are curently on are way to are towns Urgent Care. I felt obligared to share this.

I don’t take advantage of the socialized heath care here nearly enough

But yes, in all honesty, hope she’s okay

Also, was it vertically? Like, if you were trying to stop a tyrannosaur from eating you?

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Okay so updaot on the Harmonica Situation. She had to get surgery. We laughed all the way to the hospital building and the fact was whenever she laughed she blew the harmonica cause' b r e a t h and it just made us laugh harder and my ribs still hurt. She's fine now. Wont be able to talk for 4 weeks though. So we've been texting. This whole thing is so ludicrous idk idk. My friend is fine. Shes a very optimistic person. We both learned are lesson too lmao. The word harmonica will never not be funny to me now. This is literally the most interesting thing to happen in are town in like the last 84 years and facebook is fLoOdeD with gossip.

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Chaal wrote:Okay so updaot on the Harmonica Situation. She had to get surgery. We laughed all the way to the hospital building and the fact was whenever she laughed she blew the harmonica cause' b r e a t h and it just made us laugh harder and my ribs still hurt. She's fine now. Wont be able to talk for 4 weeks though. So we've been texting. This whole thing is so ludicrous idk idk. My friend is fine. Shes a very optimistic person. We both learned are lesson too lmao. The word harmonica will never not be funny to me now. This is literally the most interesting thing to happen in are town in like the last 84 years and facebook is fLoOdeD with gossip.

Im actually lowkey kinda traumatized too.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Chaal wrote:Okay so updaot on the Harmonica Situation. She had to get surgery. We laughed all the way to the hospital building and the fact was whenever she laughed she blew the harmonica cause' b r e a t h and it just made us laugh harder and my ribs still hurt. She's fine now. Wont be able to talk for 4 weeks though. So we've been texting. This whole thing is so ludicrous idk idk. My friend is fine. Shes a very optimistic person. We both learned are lesson too lmao. The word harmonica will never not be funny to me now. This is literally the most interesting thing to happen in are town in like the last 84 years and facebook is fLoOdeD with gossip.

I am adding this to the list of things only possible in the South.

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Great to have an Embassy with you all!! Feel free to post on our RMB anytime!!

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal

Broke up with my boyfriend, now Merc and I have no excuse

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Chaal

hey

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Unfallious wrote:hey

hey boo

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Lavan Tiri wrote:Broke up with my boyfriend, now Merc and I have no excuse

Sorry to hear that x

Unfallious wrote:hey

Yo. How's you?

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