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South Hyder wrote:I know I'm a bit late, but I'll make y'all proud as Vice President, thanks for all the support and being such a welcoming community.

Also, I will not turn this region into a monarchy with me at the top, haha, why would I even do that?

Because you're a dirty lib!

South Hyder wrote:I know I'm a bit late, but I'll make y'all proud as Vice President, thanks for all the support and being such a welcoming community.

Also, I will not turn this region into a monarchy with me at the top, haha, why would I even do that?

I mean, Ruclax did

Jaslandia

Friedensreich wrote:Because you're a dirty lib!

Ah, there's that welcoming community I was referencing.

Auxorii, United Continental States

South Hyder wrote:I know I'm a bit late, but I'll make y'all proud as Vice President, thanks for all the support and being such a welcoming community.

Also, I will not turn this region into a monarchy with me at the top, haha, why would I even do that?

A Deo rex, a rege lex.

United Continental States wrote:you're killin me, guys. you're killin me.

We'll aren't you lucky they've already killed me and dug my grave.

United Continental States

Vista Major wrote:I mean, Ruclax did

Then again, I mean the Tavern Charter did enshrine him as monarch, so he already had that at the beginning, though he did try to go all absolute on us at the end :p

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

What a contrast. The other day, the RMB was filled with arguing and squabbling. Now it's a love-in. Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde much?

Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:What a contrast. The other day, the RMB was filled with arguing and squabbling. Now it's a love-in. Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde much?

I didn't think it would come to this but are you at all intoxicated?

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Then again, I mean the Tavern Charter did enshrine him as monarch, so he already had that at the beginning, though he did try to go all absolute on us at the end :p

It's like auld Lizzie going dictator on Britain.

"Right, plebs. One is taking over! Release the corgis!"

Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Pirate Kingdoms

Solla Ultima wrote:I didn't think it would come to this but are you at all intoxicated?

He did tell his crotch "down boy"

Nuremgard, Solla Ultima

Nuremgard wrote:Think of me as the sly serpent in Eden and you're Adam. I'm whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Go on, lad. Taste that fruit. It's not gonna' kill ya. ;)

*hands Nurem a hotel room key* Here's your room. Take it. Three beds, one bath, and a great window view. Third floor, Room 309.

Nuremgard, Percyton, James The Red Engine, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Solla Ultima wrote:I didn't think it would come to this but are you at all intoxicated?

I don't drink.

No, I'm serious. I'm a Scot and I don't drink. I'm a disgrace to my country.

Jaslandia, Auxorii, Solla Ultima

Jaslandia wrote:*hands Nurem a hotel room key* Here's your room. Take it. Three beds, one bath, and a great window view. Third floor, Room 309.

i think you meant room 69 ;)

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, United Continental States

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:Then again, I mean the Tavern Charter did enshrine him as monarch, so he already had that at the beginning, though he did try to go all absolute on us at the end :p

True, however, Montaris is now a literal vassal of another region and Ru has no real power anymore.

I think we can see how his attitude ended.

Nuremgard wrote:What a contrast. The other day, the RMB was filled with arguing and squabbling. Now it's a love-in. Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde much?

Really, I'm hoping this continues into the future.

Most of the more....argumentative....people have left, so it should chill it for the next few days.

Nuremgard wrote:I don't drink.

No, I'm serious. I'm a Scot and I don't drink. I'm a disgrace to my country.

Is OK.

I'm a Portuguese, Irish and French man but I don't drink nothin'. I'm a big disgrace.

Oh, and I'm English too, but I hate earl gray tea.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Pirate Kingdoms, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:I don't drink.

No, I'm serious. I'm a Scot and I don't drink. I'm a disgrace to my country.

I only drink at parties.

Nuremgard

Nuremgard wrote:I don't drink.

No, I'm serious. I'm a Scot and I don't drink. I'm a disgrace to my country.

*sirens in the background* warning to all americans are stereotypes are out of date

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, United Continental States

Solla Ultima wrote:*sirens in the background* warning to all americans are stereotypes are out of date

Hey and we're not all ugly idiots

Solla Ultima

Kalaron wrote:True, however, Montaris is now a literal vassal of another region and Ru has no real power anymore.

I think we can see how his attitude ended.

Really, I'm hoping this continues into the future.

Most of the more....argumentative....people have left, so it should chill it for the next few days.

Is OK.

I'm a Portuguese, Irish and French man but I don't drink nothin'. I'm a big disgrace.

Oh, and I'm English too, but I hate earl gray tea.

English eh? *grabs my sgian-dubh*

Jaslandia

What in the name of Awdry is going on? I come here to tell everyone how splendid my new coat of red paint is, but all I see is lovey-dovey stuff and barely-hidden pick-up lines. Get a shed, everyone!

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton

Auxorii wrote:I only drink at parties.

So did Jesus.

Auxorii, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:So did Jesus.

Ahhh

Auxorii wrote:Ahhh

Bisto.

Auxorii

Kalaron wrote:Oh, and I'm English too, but I hate earl gray tea.

Earl Grey is my absolute favorite tea.

Earl Grey is love, Earl Grey is life.

James The Red Engine wrote:What in the name of Awdry is going on? I come here to tell everyone how splendid my new coat of red paint is, but all I see is lovey-dovey stuff and barely-hidden pick-up lines. Get a shed, everyone!

*Resists the urge to make a train-tunnel Freudian joke*

Jaslandia, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:English eh? *grabs my sgian-dubh*

It's OK.

I'm a spy on the inside.

My English Telepathy isn't as strong as Unf's but I can help Scottish independence.

No but really, do it. My ear and body hurt bad since I went out a lot with Tim and put my immune system into hell.

Nuremgard

Solla Ultima wrote:i think you meant room 69 ;)

That one is currently being cleaned at the moment.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Auxorii wrote:Hey and we're not all ugly idiots

Ops *removes all images of Stereo typical scots from Hard drive*

Jaslandia wrote:That one is currently being cleaned at the moment.

ops my mistake

Jaslandia

Kalaron wrote:It's OK.

I'm a spy on the inside.

My English Telepathy isn't as strong as Unf's but I can help Scottish independence.

No but really, do it. My ear and body hurt bad since I went out a lot with Tim and put my immune system into hell.

Oh, you naughty lads.

Solla Ultima wrote:Ops *removes all images of Stereo typical scots from Hard drive*

Meant Americans. Nuremgard can back me up on this :P

Nuremgard

Solla Ultima wrote:Ops *removes all images of Stereo typical scots from Hard drive*

Why would you remove images of Scotsmen in kilts? That's the one stereotype that makes me tingle.

Jaslandia

welp this rmb has officially been declared a natural disaster zone.

Jaslandia, Auxorii, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:*Resists the urge to make a train-tunnel Freudian joke*

Good idea. I'm not sure about Freudian tunnel jokes, but I know Henry has been the butt of many tunnel jokes, and he doesn't like them at all. They'll never let Henry live down the time he stayed in the tunnel because he thought the rain would ruin his paintwork.

James The Red Engine wrote:What in the name of Awdry is going on? I come here to tell everyone how splendid my new coat of red paint is, but all I see is lovey-dovey stuff and barely-hidden pick-up lines. Get a shed, everyone!

If someone needs a shed, there are a few berths open at Vicarstown Sheds. I think the Kirk Ronan Sheds might also have some space.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Why would you remove images of Scotsmen in kilts? That's the one stereotype that makes me tingle.

oh god now I've only fed the beast.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Yukona, United Continental States

South Hyder wrote:Ah, there's that welcoming community I was referencing.

Take a joke, damn....

Solla Ultima wrote:oh god now I've only fed the beast.

Rawr.

Solla Ultima, United Continental States

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=857626

Finally made my medieval faction, though it still needs some work and heavy revisions when Unf and Yuk can work out a schedule on publishing more info on this world.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Solla Ultima wrote:welp this rmb has officially been declared a natural disaster zone.

Que gorge w bushes reaction to hurricane Katrina.

Jaslandia, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:Oh, you naughty lads.

Hey now, I ain't saying it didn't happen, but it certainly wouldn't have been that which made me sick :P

It was that we went to restaurants and a mall when I never do that normally.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:Rawr.

the image you have placed in my head is completely and utterly unforgivable.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, United Continental States

Kalaron wrote:True, however, Montaris is now a literal vassal of another region and Ru has no real power anymore.

I think we can see how his attitude ended.

Really, I'm hoping this continues into the future.

Most of the more....argumentative....people have left, so it should chill it for the next few days.

Is OK.

I'm a Portuguese, Irish and French man but I don't drink nothin'. I'm a big disgrace.

Oh, and I'm English too, but I hate earl gray tea.

I wonder which region took Montaris over

Kalaron wrote:Hey now, I ain't saying it didn't happen, but it certainly wouldn't have been that which made me sick :P

It was that we went to restaurants and a mall when I never do that normally.

He sounds expensive to maintain.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Solla Ultima wrote:Que gorge w bushes reaction to hurricane Katrina.

So don't que anything ?

Solla Ultima

Auxorii wrote:So don't que anything ?

true, very true.

Auxorii

Solla Ultima wrote:the image you have placed in my head is completely and utterly unforgivable.

https://youtu.be/5CWEB1uwoMk?t=54

Solla Ultima

Nuremgard wrote:https://youtu.be/5CWEB1uwoMk?t=54

I'm very afraid to open this link so much that i might half to cleanse my sole and my computer after seeing it

Nuremgard, United Continental States

Solla Ultima wrote:I'm very afraid to open this link so much that i might half to cleanse my sole and my computer after seeing it

Your sole? You're not stepping on it, you're watching it. ;)

Solla Ultima

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I wonder which region took Montaris over

Polyregina, but the Region is practically a ghost now so *shrug*

Nuremgard wrote:He sounds expensive to maintain.

*Cough*

Well, I mean...

He was the one that took me out, actually.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:Your sole? You're not stepping on it, you're watching it. ;)

God save me

*Gods reaction*

sorry mate you've past the point of saving

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii

*God has left the RMB*

Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona, Percyton, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Auxorii wrote:*God has left the RMB*

Let's be honest, he was never here.

Jaslandia, Auxorii, Peoples Liberation Republic, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=857626

Finally made my medieval faction, though it still needs some work and heavy revisions when Unf and Yuk can work out a schedule on publishing more info on this world.

Looks pretty good. I've been thinking about doing a Swiss-like mountainous confederation for my medieval faction, but I've been waiting until more details come out, or at least until we have a medieval map.

Nuremgard, Pirate Kingdoms, Yukona, Percyton

Auxorii wrote:*God has left the RMB*

my friend he has not only left it he has excommunicated it

Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, United Continental States

Solla Ultima wrote:my friend he has not only left it he has excommunicated it

All of CoFN has been placed under an interdict (my history nerds know what I'm talking about)

Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Percyton, Solla Ultima

Friedensreich wrote:Take a joke, damn....

Fine, only if you accept the free market as your lord and savior

Auxorii, Percyton

Auxorii wrote:All of CoFN has been placed under an interdict (my history nerds know what I'm talking about)

welcome brother

Jaslandia, Auxorii

Nuremgard wrote:Let's be honest, he was never here.

Henry: The true God Wilbert Awdry (Gawdry) has been here, and here is his reaction to all of the recent posts:

https://youtu.be/cao3MKPKCP0

https://youtu.be/5iTmQQP_WHg

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Auxorii wrote:All of CoFN has been placed under an interdict (my history nerds know what I'm talking about)

<<< Is a history nerd. Doesn't know what that means. Shame causes me to commit seppeku.

Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Solla Ultima

Nuremgard wrote:<<< Is a history nerd. Doesn't know what that means. Shame causes me to commit seppeku.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdict

Jaslandia

Auxorii wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdict

You learn something new everyday.

Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major

Nuremgard wrote:You learn something new everyday.

Yeah, Pope Innocent III placed the entire country of Norway and almost England under interdict. Which would be like excommunicating the entire population

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major

Auxorii wrote:Yeah, Pope Innocent III placed the entire country of Norway and almost England under interdict. Which would be like excommunicating the entire population

Sounds like being pope was fun. You were practically the king of kings (the Christian ones anyway.)

Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:<<< Is a history nerd. Doesn't know what that means. Shame causes me to commit seppeku.

your past disgraces have been cleansed.

*disgraces reply*

sorry we just got cozy not leaving anytime soon

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii

Nuremgard wrote:Sounds like being pope was fun. You were practically the king of kings (the Christian ones anyway.)

If I didn't have a girlfriend, which I do so my goal is basically to become a lawyer and hold public office, but if I didn't it would be to become a Cardinal.

Nuremgard, United Continental States

Auxorii wrote:If I didn't have a girlfriend, which I do so my goal is basically to become a lawyer and hold public office, but if I didn't it would be to become a Cardinal.

They wear some fine ass robes.

Jaslandia, Peoples Liberation Republic, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:They wear some fine ass robes.

They do. Google "nuncio". They have the best outfits. Snazzy pink

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

I should run for office in the CoFN. I may have charmed some votes already (Nuremgard)

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

South Hyder wrote:Fine, only if you accept the free market as your lord and savior

Fûck no

Auxorii

Friedensreich wrote:Fûck no

Witch!

South Hyder

Auxorii wrote:I should run for office in the CoFN. I may have charmed some votes already (Nuremgard)

Charm away, my lad. I don't vote in regional elections. ;P

Jaslandia, Solla Ultima

Friedensreich wrote:Fûck no

Hmm, doesn't no mean yes...?

Nuremgard wrote:Charm away, my lad. I don't vote in regional elections. ;P

Damn!

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima

Auxorii wrote:Damn!

*Drops charts and grabs knife*

goodbye cruel world

Jaslandia, Auxorii

hey all the pope just called and he said go to hell can you guess what my response was

I'm already there Bic*

Jaslandia

Solla Ultima wrote:hey all the pope just called and he said go to hell can you guess what my response was

I'm already there Bic*

forgive me i meant your holiness

Jaslandia, Auxorii

Solla Ultima wrote:forgive me i meant your holiness

That's better *puts ruler down*

Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Auxorii wrote:That's better *puts ruler down*

Catholics. Always so damn kinky.

Jaslandia, Peoples Liberation Republic, Andromitus, Solla Ultima, United Continental States

Nuremgard wrote:Catholics. Always so damn kinky.

Hey all those years of being unmarried build up man

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Solla Ultima

Auxorii wrote:Hey all those years of being unmarried build up man

As if you're waiting until marriage ya wee sinner.

Nuremgard wrote:As if you're waiting until marriage ya wee sinner.

Sin city man. In the Las Vegas cathedral the stained glass literally has the strip up in flames while Mary cries above it handing us flowers

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima

Guys-

Aux and I are the lost prophets of Libertatem

just an fyi

Jaslandia

South Hyder wrote:Guys-

Aux and I are the lost prophets of Libertatem

just an fyi

This is true. You did say that I was to lead you out of the desert.

Jaslandia, South Hyder

Nuremgard wrote:Catholics. Always so damn kinky.

they sure did lead us to the "holy land"

Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Auxorii wrote:This is true. You did say that I was to lead you out of the desert.

One day soon we shall return to the promised land, my friend.

Jaslandia, Auxorii

Solla Ultima wrote:they sure did lead us to the "holy land"

That's what he said.

Jaslandia, Solla Ultima

finally peace and quite

Jaslandia, Andromitus, Percyton, United Continental States

Auxorii wrote:This is true. You did say that I was to lead you out of the desert.

Solla Ultima wrote:they sure did lead us to the "holy land"

https://youtu.be/Gur8ccqrQ9c

https://youtu.be/6ds9y3lJGig

Solla Ultima

James The Red Engine wrote:What in the name of Awdry is going on? I come here to tell everyone how splendid my new coat of red paint is, but all I see is lovey-dovey stuff and barely-hidden pick-up lines. Get a shed, everyone!

Sorry James.. I've been hitting vodka to clear my head up. I've seen your new coat o' paint and I think it is indeed splendid. Wonderful job they did!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, James The Red Engine

Solla Ultima wrote:finally peace and quite

Murdoch loves that too!

https://youtu.be/NkEseVDd0NU

Jaslandia, James The Red Engine, Solla Ultima

Russkov Soviet wrote:Sorry James.. I've been hitting vodka to clear my head up. I've seen your new coat o' paint and I think it is indeed splendid. Wonderful job they did!

Thank you, Russkov! I'm glad someone properly recognized my splendid paintwork!

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Solla Ultima

HOLY SH*T EVERYONE

TRUMP JUST GOT EXPOSED AND IS GETTING IMPEACHED:

https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Vista Major, United Continental States

Clemodecralia wrote:HOLY SH*T EVERYONE

TRUMP JUST GOT EXPOSED AND IS GETTING IMPEACHED:

https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

He'd never get impeached that quickly. Nice try :P

The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Vista Major

Clemodecralia wrote:HOLY SH*T EVERYONE

TRUMP JUST GOT EXPOSED AND IS GETTING IMPEACHED:

https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

You are fake news

Jaslandia, United Continental States

In real news, the People's Republic of China has sent one of its most advanced missile cruisers to the Baltic in order to conduct military drills with Russia's navy in Kaliningrad.

United Continental States

Friedensreich wrote:In real news, the People's Republic of China has sent one of its most advanced missile cruisers to the Baltic in order to conduct military drills with Russia's navy in Kaliningrad.

At least it's not as questionable as their newest ship, the one that's supposedly able to target stealth fighters.

And good morning, Peng!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Auxorii wrote:Hey and we're not all ugly idiots

You sure about that?

You know, all this talk of Scotland has gotten my blood boiling- this idle talk of independence will not stand! England is king, will always be king. Deal with it.

(Of course I am going to Edinburgh today, so I'll be sure not to mention this.)

Jaslandia, Kalaron

From the river Volga, to the streets of Moscow..

From Kiev to the steppes high and low..

Stands our Russia proud and tall...

For I will fight for her until I fall...

Found this in my telegrams dated back to two years ago. Brings back memories...good and bad.

Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica

Continental Commonwealths wrote:And good morning, Peng!

Good morning. How did you know that I'll be here now ?

Or is saying "good morning, Peng!" like summoning a demon ?

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Percyton, United Continental States

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Good morning. How did you know that I'll be here now ?

Or is saying "good morning, Peng!" like summoning a demon ?

The cutest demon!

But seriously, I just saw you like a post. :P

Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

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