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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Invading another country is just a regular Tuesday for Span.
Spanelsko
I mean kinda yes, although its not always invasion on Tuesday, sometime its a nuke day.
And following text from the next issue:
The Talking Point
Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population
I am quite sure that carpet bombing with bunker busters would be fun.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Talking Point
Claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers.
I wonder why -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Story So Far
Your governments response to Brasilistan holding some Spanelskoan citizens hostage was to bomb the living daylights out of cities with heavy population densities.
The Issue
Spanelskos recent indiscriminate bombing of a population centre in western Brasilistan has not only attracted accusations of genocide from the international community, but also promises of sending military aid to Brasilistan to defend themselves from you!
Call their bluff, a random general says, stepping out of the group of military advisers huddled before your desk. Call those other nations out. Threaten to bomb them too if they even dream about getting involved. This is between us and Brasilistan and well be darned if any other pansy state tries to get involved. Keep up the current targeting of civilian centres its obviously hitting them where it hurts.
Or... we could nuke them, your Minister for War says quietly. Nuke them all. Brasilistan and any friends of theirs who join in. Wars are costly, and we already have more than a dozen bombs stockpiled. It wont cost us lives or money and itll end this conflict quickly. Its time to show the world we mean business and we take war seriously.
The Talking Point
The airforce has intensified its bombings of hospitals and schools in Brasilistan.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
While I do not agree with the way you conduct this conflict, I refuse to step in and aid Brasilistan. Their nation has repeatedly engaged in military confrontation with us several times over the last three years. If the Brasili people decide to attack us again, then they will also have the Red Army to contend with on top of the Iberians.
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
The new king of Thailand has been really flexing his muscles recently. He stripped his secondary consort of all her titles for "disloyalty," has sacked six high-ranking palace officials and will get some military units under his personal command. If you ask me, he's preparing to take a much more active role in Thai politics. "Do as I say or I'll set my army units on you."
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Time to get the dusty spooky flag out of the flag shelf. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova, Spanelsko
Gay Abandoned
The Issue
Today, reports reached Spanelsko that Leia Benteen, a refugee that previously applied for asylum on the basis that her sexuality is a capital crime in her home country only to be sent home when her application was rejected has subsequently been executed by her own government.
The Debate
This is an absolute disgrace! splutters LGBT activist Rory Gutenberg, draping a giant rainbow version of the national flag around your shoulders. That poor woman lost her life because this cruel government refused her sanctuary! What kind of nation will not give people refuge from cruel and despotic regimes? Allow automatic asylum on the basis of persecution for sexual orientation!
Supreme Khan: How high someone must be to claim that we aren't despotic i wonder.....
Khan: looks through his own laws notices that he no longer has the "heterosuxuality only law" and decides:
The Talking Point
Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
The relentess bombing of civilian centres in Brasilistan is causing mass casualties of innocents. International pressure is building as even allies of Spanelsko are now beginning to question the excessive force being levied upon non-combatants, insurgents, and enemy prisoners of war.
Ignore them, this is our war, Military Chief of Staff Dwight Powell snarls. There are no innocent civilians in Brasilistan, theyre all doing something to subvert our authority. We need to step up our game against these darned insurgents show no mercy! No more taking prisoners of war, either kill them if they even so much as look at a weapon!
Now theres an idea... Ginny McClaine, the head of your protection service muses aloud. And hes got a point too; they are all really insurgents, even if theyre not taking arms against our boys. How about we stick it to the international community by rounding up some villagers and take care of them right there on live television. And when other governments complain, which they will, we can doctor up some intelligence, say they were commanders of the insurgents, and that the live execution was a message - were not playing anymore.
Just nuke them, Captain Leroy Sparkle, your aide-de-camp, says in a passive tone. We are a sovereign country, we make our own decisions. This is not their business, and this is not their war. If they criticise us, or try to use that World Assembly to do anything about it, nuke them. Just nuke any country that dares speak out. We have tons of nukes and we only need one per country, after all.
Supreme Khan: I love the fact that all of the options are so like me! Each one more fu*ked up than the other! :]
The Talking Point
Military chiefs pretend they're not at home when foreign governments call.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Its nice to see that your pacifistic side hasn't corrupted you yet, as for Brasilistan. They have got themselves into this mess, we all know that when it comes to war we actively ignore all war laws and broke the Geneva convention a million times by now probably. They have attacked our citizens, so we burned their nation to the ground. After all the only language we all share in war is violence after all, and being incredibly cruel is just a means to an end. Additionally considering the increase in personal freedoms of our citizens i have to appear strong at all times. Cause weakness is a death sentence for any dictator like me. Lastly since Brasilistan did bother you too they dont really deserve any sympathy. And our so called "genocide" is indiscriminate, all suffer equally under our carpet bombing. Any surviving members of the Brasilistani government however can be transported from the death ca- i mean POW camps, of Iberia to you to face trial internationally if you do request so. Our camps are already full of people anyway. And the World Authority (nickname for WA) would get its way a bit in this way too. SO everybody wins right? Well everyone except for the civs but if their new government will be more peaceful it could create a brighter future for them. -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
By all means.... Send them over. They'll think that I'll be sending them to one of our few prisons, but instead... -laughs evily- They're going to find my gulag more than a myth...
And... No more Capitalism. Socialism is back.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
The Story So Far
In order to fight back against Brasilistani insurgents, rebels, and guerrilla warfare, you laid down harsh justice and declared a regime of no tolerance, with instant death as a penalty.
The Issue
Military intelligence is reporting that a sizeable number of the insurgent forces have surrendered after a particularly brutal battle. Your advisors have gathered around you once more to discuss the developing situation.
Supreme Khan: I let you guys decide.
This is great news, your Foreign Secretary Hillary Smoochinger says with a smile. We can finally end this drawn-out conflict in Brasilistan once and for all if we accept their surrender. This is the vast majority of the native armed forces, but therell still be pockets of armed resistance left and doubtlessly some horrid guerrilla warfare. If we accept this surrender and treat the imprisoned survivors well enough, I think the remnants may be convinced to lay down their arms.
OR
No. Absolutely not! barks the operation commander from over your right shoulder. Lets just deal with this and finish the job. Keeping these rogues alive would compromise the security of Brasilistan and the lives of our men on the ground. We should just kill them and set an example do not mess with Spanelsko. Wed best kill their families too so theres no retaliation. Just to be sure.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
On one hand.... I would show them mercy. Give them a chance to either join us as a colony or become our ally once rebuilt. Perhaps they learned their lesson finally....
On the other hand... You have already committed to unrestricted warfare. They cry for peace and yet still have pockets of resistance. Since they cannot make up their minds... You will make it up for them....
Honestly? I wouldn't be able to choose for you. ^^;
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
Nuremgard has strongly condemned the actions of your government and think you shouldn't have invaded at all. But we strongly urge you to accept their surrender and treat them well.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
I mean its a sensible reasoning, i was debating whether to kill them all or not mainly cause i doubt after what i did to them that they would have the nerve to continue, then again killing the problem is usually the most effective decision and reducing their overall population and military service able pop would be for my best interests.
small edit: btw the brasilistani government and some insurgents have been shipped off to Murmansk :]
Condeming us now that the war is over? The strongest and most brutal military dictatorship in the confederacy that could fight all 3 of its rivals in a semi fair fight? One that is known for nuking stuff for fun? Rather stupid decision, unless its for "media coverage" to improve your image conservatives. Also openly standing up against us and our invasion based on a somewhat justified reason of liberating our enslaved citizens that have been rounded up to work in the Brasilistani mines is something we could not ignore, which brings me to my point. Want us to invade you next ruskie? I am insane enough to try it comrade Nurem. As for your request we did treat them well. To a nice eternal sleep.
The Talking Point
Even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Story So Far
Your counterinsurgency has been killing rebels on sight - along with their family, friends, and local postmen.
The Issue
With the vast majority of Brasilistani insurgents dead, there is no longer any threat to Spanelskos soldiers in the nation. Questions now arise with what you should to with the war-torn state and its beleaguered and weary remaining citizens.
We should probably round up a whole boatload of our own citizens and ship them over to settle the place, your Minister for Labour Sofia Wiener says eagerly. I suggest the unemployed. We could send them over, have them occupy the territory for us, and then lay the groundwork for a new, more stable nation. And if individual Brasilistani disagree? Well well give our settlers some weapons and let them sort out disagreements.
The Talking Point
Anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Conservative Party is the main centre-right party of Nuremgard. It wants low taxation, a small state and a predominantly privately owned economy. It seeks to increase military spending and toughen up Nuremgard's international reputation via a more assertive foreign policy. It is pro-devolution but has centralising, protectionist tendencies.
No offence Nuremgard but actively trying to piss off an unstable maniac in control of a military nearly 20 times the size of yours (based on the total war preparedness rating) may toughen up your international reputation but i feel like i am someone like the US in this situation being verbally attacked by North Korea :p
quick edit: although China might a bit of a better example as they are a fellow dictatorship like me, anyway my point is that i find this for some reason incredibly funny. -Span :]
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Keep mocking us and we'll support insurgents in your country to take over and make it into a democracy :P
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
From the journal of Lt. Colonel Adeni Dyznes
"[I]That most dreaded of days is near upon the Motherland once again. She has survived the last two years, and even a bloody assault from those Iberians, but I don't know if we can rebuild a third time. Hopefully those brave stallions and mares in the 2nd Rifle Battalion can continue to inspire their fellow comrades.[/I]"
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The Talking Point
"To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
I fully expected that, considering that your nations share history and some regions too (according to map of Nuremgard) however we learned from our previous mistakes and drastically upgraded our current arsenal and numbers, a second war with us would be war over all of Europe my friend. I gladly invade the Frogland, Germany and Poland just to avoid the failure's of our navy, and will resort to nuclear warfare if we lose too drastically.
But that obviously would only happen if we actually went to war with Nurem, so far as they keep away from our matters i will leave them alone. However if i hear anything about insurgents supported by Nuremgard we will decimate his land with no mercy. Did i make myself clear?
Is this a reference to the Z day? I am sorry to disappoint you and your nation but likely either we wont be participating at all due to classified stuff (irl things) or if we will we will be fighting the Undead, i mean we fought for them twice already, we need some change too.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Considering our black market i can play that game too and raise you your own insurgents be it those commies in your communist party or the Nuremgard first to overthrow you for their own goals, i am quite sure they would be willing to work with us if we promised them enough weapons and finances to defeat your pitiful army.
Dictatorship is the only way! -Supreme Khan
:]
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Sigh. The poor's income has been so decimated and all I have to show for it is measly tax cuts by 0.!% and 1%. I am finished trying to cut taxes. I'm annoyed that the poor keep getting poorer. Now I will try to bring back the policies I got rid of ages ago and also try to bring the poor's income back up again.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Both of our nations have been prepping for the supposed "Great War", so it's clear that Europe hangs under the uneasy threat of total nuclear devastation. I don't think Nurem would risk that, but then again... I'm not him.
It was. And I don't entirely know if I will myself. I work that day.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
The Talking Point
Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
This somehow makes too much sense -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
The Issue
After a series of bloody wars between the nations of Maxtopia and North Bigtopia, fights have broken out in the streets between immigrants in Spanelsko who came from the warring nations.
Its not our war? Its not our war? cries (in)famous Spanelsko-born fascist Cleveland Bowman. Well maybe its time it became our war! Spanelsko should take a more active, and by active I mean hostile, role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! You Cant Stop Chaos! Sieg Spanelsko!
Some things never change - Khan
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
In other news i am very proud that we overthrew Nuremgard in scientific progress and hold the 4th spot in our confederacy!
Just few more days/weeks and we will overthrow even the equine's of USSR! Iberia will never fail again! - Very happy Supreme Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I'm going out on a limb here, but.....
DO NOT INVADE WITH YOUR HORDES. My work schedule isn't going to allow me time to keep track of this and I'd like to keep things under control.
Thank you.
Penguania And Antarctica
Never f*cking mind. Damn it Span. I wasn't joking.
Penguania And Antarctica
i have no idea what you are talking about :]
Penguania And Antarctica
Enemies of the Confederacy, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down, his war machines will crush you under their treads, his mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are The Cross and Davids Star, and today is our victory day!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy
I knew i should have attacked you sooner, however i will take you down in the name of Khorne! Just like before, the dead will rise!
Russkov Soviet
I feel a bit bad about the fact that my fight final fight TCaDS has came so soon, i wanted to unleash my full power on you, however even if am neutralized i already managed most of my goals, and i will do everything in my power not to give you the sweet taste of revenge for last year
On a side note i think that considering that are more rotten and overall plague like "nurgle" would make more sense then khorne but than again, blood for the blood god! skulls for the skull throne!
Russkov Soviet
good night :]
Tomorrow my last campaign for Undead world shall begin.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Well, looks like it's zombie time again. Hopefully this time things go better than they did the last few times. Me and most of the engines are hiding out in a bunker beneath Tidmouth Sheds. Rosie, Nia, Neville, and the non-standard gauge engine are at the Zombie Command Center beneath Vicarstown Station. Sir Topham Hatt and most of the human leadership of Percyton are with Toby and Laura in a bunker beneath Ffarquhar Station. We'll do our best to keep researching a cure. Good luck everyone, and stay safe!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Events after the and during the Z day, Operation Z-Chaos.
in the mind of the Supreme Khan:
I walk though the dead streets littered with corpses and zombies, the night's moon shine's upon me as i walk among my dead comrades, watching with a smile as they tear apart my enemies, from the naval empire of the British Isle's where we fought the Caledonia's forces, slaughtering their population in a dead of the night, under a cover of the great night's shadow, like a plague we overwhelmed with no mercy, and now i walk over their corpses as i rule the world of the dead.
From the nuclear waste's of iberia to the far sands of Middle east the armies of the mankind lay defeated by their future, the god's of chaos pleased as the corpse-peror sits in his golden throne surrounded by the dead soldiers of his rotting empire, the TCaDians failed yet again, and thus we rule the empire of the sands yet again. They brought death to my empire, killing millions of us yet they never expected our hordes to repay in blood and guts of their own people, they challenged us yet again and we defeated them once again, even their brothers of Jaslandia stood no chance, they want to cure the dead? Good luck with that considering we wiped you out of the face of the world.
When i walk in the east i see the ruins of Kremlin with our flags raised over it, our soldiers rounding up our zombies to clear the world of the rest of the survivors, those who refuse to embrace their end, those who still hope for the light of Russia, the Hammer and Sickle of the Coltsov's soldiers, and the cure of the Nuremgardian Tsar. Yet this time there is no one to save them, because we learned from the past, we came back and repayed our debts, the once gigantic bear of the east, slain by the brains and plague of the Iberians, no survival, no mercy, no hope for the living as their hero's fall one by one. I watch as we deploy a large statue of me in middle of the red square, the place we never reached during the first war with the Russians, i am no longer here standing as a defeated loser, bowing to a victor but i stand here proud as the conqueror of all of Russia.
From the far north to the deep south of the Penquin empire i hear of the success of my eternal army, a horde with no will of its own. Crushing the facilities that would have cured our liberation and conquest of all of the planet we call home, the holy Terra itself! No bunkers to hide in, no facilities left to stop our plague, no military force to stop my great plans, and a blood moon shining upon my world, a world of the UNDEAD!
Whenever i point my hand the eternal horde follows, obliterating the hero's of justice and breaking the will of the enemy. For so many years i waited, yet now i stand tall and proud at the tower of Askana, watching as the last survivors join our eternal march, on a massive screen i see our black and red flag flying over all continents and nations of the world spreading our epidemic solution to all problems that the world ever had, a time of eternal restless sleep, a peace on a planet of endless wars. And here i am, overseeing a birth of a new world, a world pure of the disease called mankind! Marching together forever with one will, no divisions dividing us, just as a single united hivemind, the Horde has finally prevailed, and i can see the end of the light, as the eternal void consumes us all!
Yet i know that this utopia is not to last, as with the next sunlight the world will be free of my reign, and will fall into chaos once again, and as i sit here watching the sunrise i know my end is coming, a dictator of the world forced to rule a hellhole on the planet, a stain on the surface of Terra, my beautiful Iberia.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
i created the thing above this simply because i was bored, however i am more than happy to announce that i finally have my total victory that i was denied last year :]
The Confederacy has been overwhelmed with the dead yet again :p
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Congratulations. I have, ironically, decided to start over. Some time tomorrow, I will be on a new account and the Equestrian Empire will fade into history.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Thomas: Well, seems the zombie thing didn't work out for us this year. We managed to get most of the railway workers into the bunkers where they're safe, but the rest of the island (not counting us engines) has been zombified. Still, besides a zombified Sir Topham Hatt, and Diesel being missing and possibly being hijacked by the zombies, things are under control at least.
Toby: On the plus side, I'm with Sir Topham Hatt right now, and he seems to be more interested in hats than brains right now. We should have enough hats between all the railway workers to keep him busy until this wears off.
Nia: I'm sorry, everyone. This is all my fault. I should have stopped the zombie plague from spreading.
Rosie: No Nia, it's my fault.
Percy: It's neither of your faults. It's mine. I should have told you to start researching a cure sooner. Then we would had something ready before it was too late.
BoCo: I hate to interrupt, but is anyone else worried about Diesel?
Thomas: Nah, not really. I'm sure he'll be fine, and hopefully this'll teach him a lesson after how horrid and unreliable he's been.
Percy: Still, I hope nothing happens to him. I heard zombies aren't very good drivers.
Russ: I'm going to miss the Equestrian Empire. Still, I wish you the best of luck with your new nation Russ! Looking forward to seeing it!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Zombified Sir Topham Hatt? Oh my! Hope he'll be alright. Where would the railway be without him?
Russkov Soviet, Percyton, Spanelsko
I hope that your new start will be a good one, i look forward to being enemies or friends in the future again.
Goodbye to EQU Empire, and may the future be ever so prosperous or something :p
-Span
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
Well, looks like the zombie sickness is finally wearing off.
Toby: And I'm pleased to report Sir Topham Hatt is back to normal.
Workman: And not a moment too soon; we were nearly out of hats!
Henry: The only thing left is Diesel. I wonder where he is.
Diesel: AAAAAAAAAHHH! *crashes into the back of Tidmouth Sheds* Ouch.
Gordon: Well, look who finally showed up! Although I'd appreciate you not breaking anything.
Diesel: It's not my fault! In case you didn't notice, I don't have my usual crew.
Man 1: Sorry about that. We must have taken Diesel while we were zombies.
Man 2: At least we got a totally radical ride, though!
Man: 1: Gnarly! *high five*
Diesel: Ugh! I think I liked them better when they were zombies.
Edward: The important thing is that you're safe.
James: And that I'm no longer the last engine to crash into Tidmouth Sheds! Finally!
https://youtu.be/xcSdxWdrnJY?t=30
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Aleksi: AVAST! HEAVE TO AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!! Ye think that would be the last ye would see of me? -laughs heartily- If I have to become a gentleman of fortune and sail these waters to survive, then so be it! -hops onto the rigging- ALRIGHT, YOU BLASTED BUNCH OF DECK APES! HAUL THE COLOURS UP THE LINE! I smell treasure on the horizon....
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Welcome back :D
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Percyton, Spanelsko, Baltic Russkov
Interesting.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Baltic Russkov
I binge watched the Pirates of the Caribbean series... So yeah... That and I was very unpredictable with my old nation.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
"i was unpredictable with my old nation"
turns into a lawless baltic pirate with possible lack of proper morals
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Baltic Russkov
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Percyton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF1951pENdk
Hellu :)
Nuremgard, Percyton
Wie gehts, mein Freund?
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Pretty good. Got back on track in regards to my weight loss efforts. Other than that it's pretty normal.
How about you? :D
Nuremgard, Percyton
Stressed with uni.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Are you close to graduation?
Nuremgard, Percyton
Not until next spring.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Ah okay. So last semester then. What are you studying again?
Nuremgard, Percyton
Politics. I hate it lol
Penguania And Antarctica
Why do you study it then?
Nuremgard
Because this is my 4th and final year. No point in backing out now.
Penguania And Antarctica
What's your plan after uni? Which profession do you look forward to?
Nuremgard
Possibly the civil service.
Penguania And Antarctica
Nice. Duty for crown and country. ;P
Nuremgard, Percyton
Totally lol God save the Queen and all that jazz.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
A bit weird for a proud Scotsman if I may say so.
Nuremgard, Percyton
It was said with sarcasm. :P
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Anyhow. How is general life for you?
Nuremgard, Percyton
Apart from uni, I am doing okay. How about you? And how is King Elijah?
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I'm okay. Living my daily life.
The King and the royal family are doing well. Soon the Christmas preparations will start.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
Awesome. Preparations are already underwear for the annual Christmas Ball at the Winter Palace in Nurem.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Nice. Is the ball a charity event or just a "showroom" for the high society?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
It's for high society but people from the public get invited through a postcode lottery.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
From what I heard, it is to be even more extravagant then last year. Although I must admit, I don't know how you'll top that performance.
Most of us in the Motherland are a bit unsure of what to do this season. After rebuilding our shattered nation following the Iberian hordes and self-nuking.... We are torn between a modern hi-tech utopian capital and a more military-esque Communist propaganda capital.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Why not both? A communist propaganda capital sounds cool though. Remind the people of what system is best for them.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
A modern high-tech communist propaganda city? Hmm... That does sound like something I'd prefer. Time to get building!
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Welcome back. :D
Russkov Soviet, Percyton, Spanelsko
It's good to be back. The pirate thing didn't really pan out the way I anticipated. Unusable ports, frozen seas, and a lack of ships.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
We are experts in the field of fozen seas. Tho I would have missed the glorious motherland. :D
Russkov Soviet, Percyton, Spanelsko
So this is what you guys were up to while i was away crusading/jihading in crusader kings 2? (in 30 years of the game Shia Muslim in middle of Europe King of Bohemia and King of Rome/Papal States)
although the idea sounds nice, same with nurem's thing, maybe i should organize something too, while death games are fun and all a giant event of something new could also be fun for Christmas.
(and i must say the CK2 game is a weird clusterfu*k with what i did :p )
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
The Talking Point
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
Just a common day in Iberia really -Khan
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
-smiles-
Posted the Third Z-Day Factbook.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
It was a nice read, to see the war from your perspective, i hope you didnt mind too much "experiment XerA" alternative known as the "Thing" took us whole 3 years to develop, and holy hell was it worth it to unleash it on that faithful day, which reminds considering we have put the massive statue of me in middle of Moscow (on the red square) what happened to it? Since i was too busy commanding the other hordes in order to fight off the cure and Z-COM forces of the world i didnt pay much attention to russia, and some reports were lost after the whole nuking thing. It was certainly an interesting scorched earth strat i give you that coltsov, which reminds me since you helped us rebuild before want help with rebuilding?
Iberia repays its debts, even if we are the reason your nation is in its current state.
-Ever so Supreme Khan of Iberian Hordes.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
That was indeed a well-made experiment. It certainly forced me to extreme action.
Why thank you..... We could use some more slave labor in the rural areas. And....Regarding your statue, we've decided to temporarily relocate it to a different section of Mareskov until the Red Square is finished.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
December 1st, 2019
A new era begins. The Coltsov family will no longer rule the Motherland, but will instead be diplomats.
The candidates for the proverbial throne are:
Artyom Niklovich: (Belarus) Wants to ensure the strength of the military, make the nation self efficient, and end international trade.
Viktor Chuikov: (Urals) Also wants to increase the military, institute a defensive policy, decrease funding to most areas.
Nikolai Dragovich: (Ukraine) Strong military, look into more powerful weapons, anti-capitalist.
Josef Reznov: (Volga) Strong military, repair Russo-German relations, decrease disappearance rate.
A poll will be made on the 1st.
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Aleksi Coltsov: Do not worry friends! I will still be around.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
The Talking Point
The Great Supreme Lord Khan signs the laws but abides by none of them.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I am surprised you of all people say slave labour, so much for equality eh? or is this the mentality of "we are all equal slaves"?
Eitherway expect few million workers to arrive within next 3 months. Starting today.
As for my statue i am surprised your revolutionary army didnt destroy it the moment they got their hands on it, considering it was supposed to Humiliate your nation and boost national pride of Iberia.
the name we gave for it "conquer of Moscow" isnt just a fun nickname my comrade :p
and thank you for your kind words regarding the "Thing" its fascinating what one can create with enough corpses and insane scientists.
As for your elections the Volga guy caught my eye, never did i expect a Russian to want to cooperate with the Germans. Guess enemy of my enemy is my friend still applies even to me :]
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
1) Considering the labor is coming from you? Let's be honest. It's slave labor. And three million? Hmm. A work force and then some. ^^;
2) Don't get me wrong. Plenty of us wanted it to be destroyed. Ironically, it was the Head of the Equestrian Armed Forces who convinced the populace to keep it.
3) ^^; Dedication deserves praise.
4) While we cannot and will not truely forgive Germany for the atrocities committed during those days, dwelling on past wounds was part of Europe's strife.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Just a little fun fact:
Lenin is not the only figurehead of Communism lying in near-eternal state. As of August 15th, two new members will join him. Josef Stalin and Aleksander Coltsov. And Aleksi will join his father upon passing.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello friends. I wish you all a relaxing Sunday. :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Percyton
Hope you have a nice Sunday too and hope you're doing well.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
It's been an ordinary Sunday. Thanks. I hope you're doing well too.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
And a good one to you! I just wish I didn't have to work while sick. Oy.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
That should be illegal.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
Not in Capitalist America. xD
But in all seriousness, I was able to go home.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Good. Over here you would have gone to the doctor, get a yellow slip and stay at home but still get paid.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Percyton
I know you don't like her, Peng but I wish Merkel was our PM right now.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Tbh in it's current state everyone would be a better PM for Britain than BoJo.
And I don't like her necessarily. It's just her deeds are inconsistent at times which bugs me.
Nuremgard
You are right. Lucifer would make a better PM than Johnson.
Fair enough. Who do you think will replace her as CDU leader?
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