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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Oh come now (HA!), you cant fault a girl on her aesthetic.
And, to be fair, I also think Merc has more class than Bill Clinton.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Monica Lewinsky wore a nice dress.
It was her intention to impress.
She sucked Billy's willy
And felt very silly
Because he made such a mess.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
I will prepare my forces my Penguin leader.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
https://youtu.be/3oEWA7UglB4
Don't you know the sun is fueled by political conventions and primaries? I thought that was the common knowledge!
Chernarus' citizens right now: https://youtu.be/l8ukak8P2vY
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
Replace Arthur and the Knights with guys in fatigues, plus mines and craters from mortar strikes, and that's literally Chernarus :p
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
At least, thats what went through my mind when I first read Nurems comment...
If thats the case, everyone in the States should have melanoma by now. Im exhausted by the end of a Canadian election season. By the end of a US presidential election, I pretty much never want to see either candidate ever again. Thats not even a judgement specific to the case of Clinton-Trump.Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
I'm glad British election seasons are relatively short.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
You are correct.
I envy you Brits. Us Americans have one of the longest election/campaign seasons in the world.
https://youtu.be/Y3wq96ZClrE
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
I reworded a couple questions, so let's try this again.
https://goo.gl/forms/KUbHYwyYCKxisBrB2
Penguania And Antarctica
After answering an issue, you will come to a page that shows how that issue affected your nation. However, above that, there are random news articles that also affect your nation on a variety of different statistics.
I know that.
Mercunova
Figured that out, did you? Well done!
So if you two already knew that, then why are you complaining about abolishing political parties causing less sunlight and instituting public works increasing unemployment if you know why that happens?
Why anything? Why this? Why that? 🤔
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Historie.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AvT3wwnkLk_IumXfKSGutQPRrCIxQPQX1d-HUzKAlTQ/edit?usp=sharing
Midasia
Because we like to complain, that's why.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
Just a heads-up, the next time you see me complain about the president or congress, I am aware that the current president is Donald Trump. He is the 45th president and he is from New York. He took office in January 2017.
The Speaker of the House is Paul Ryan, from Wisconsin. He's been in office since 2015.
This year, we will have midterm elections. The democrats and republicans will unfortunately continue their coalition government of chaos.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Axeldonia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
Someone's salty.
Welp, you cant complain about that, then. Acceptable topics for you to complain about: quantum physics, female anatomy.
Jaslandia, Mercunova
Maybe if you learned to read properly, you'll see it was Merc complaining about abolishing parties affecting sunlight. I was commenting on how silly it was that NS thinks that instituting public works causes unemployment. Because in the real world, public works are started specifically to create jobs.
How about next time you read more carefully instead of trying to be snide?
Mercunova
I was replying to both of you.
So the meaning of life isn't an acceptable topic now?
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
So I spent the day making ships for a random idea I got about colonists leaving Sol for some other solar system, and I gotta say, aside from the hyper-lethal exhaust temperature, I quite like them. The first one in the list is the most recent...though it gained another five meters of length and 119 small, 19mm guns in the meanwhile.
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Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
*Grabs popcorn and begins to watch this unfold*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
*silently slips hand into container of popcorn as Minnie watches*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
*Glares*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
https://media.giphy.com/media/pUeXcg80cO8I8/giphy.gif
Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica
*licks Minnie's face as popcorn kernels slip out of mouth*
Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well alright then.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Why don't we take this to the bed? I promise you, the walls will shake after I'm done with you :p
Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Ban this sick filth.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Everything about this region should be banned for the good of humanity.
Why ask that question then? Clearly me and Merc know about the stats.
I will do the same to the both of you
Midasia
Basically.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/bd/2e/47bd2e1459e404c30a4ebaf6cfb0b4b9.jpg
Midasia
LEWD
Three's a crowd, and I don't like crowds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PNc9KN50M
Right?!
Chancellor, youre going to allow people to discuss popcorn?!
10/10. Would impeach again.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Down with this sort of thing!
Let's just say that the both of you will form a beast with two backs that I will tame
Let's see if he appoints a special prosecutor to discover where the popcorn is coming from first
Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqyfiyp2Z6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7SafOiCXM
wouldbeagoodtimeforteatime
Au Minbo, Midasia
BUT HIS EMAILS, THOUGH! HIS EMAILS!
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Patience, my child. In good time.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
I call it the But Hilary defence.
Jaslandia
>.>
<.<
Jaslandia, Midasia
Just do it, Vista. Or is Jas the only person who can start a tea party?
Au Minbo, Vista Major, Midasia
I shall be the judge of 'a good time', and I need not explain my reasoning to lesser mortals.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm technically the Grandmaster of Tea Time, but I'm not bothered when others do it. If people are really dying for Tea Time, I can do it in about 20 minutes from now, maybe sooner.
Au Minbo, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
"I don't know. What do I know about it? All I know is on Wikipedia."
-Jaslandia
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I have done Tea Time in the past...
Consider this your two-minutes notice
Penguania And Antarctica
https://i.redd.it/bgykn22o2y701.png
Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't even want to know what I stumbled into.... Back to work on my WMD projects. (That and I have work in a few hours..)
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.wikifeet.com/
Penguania And Antarctica
?
Penguania And Antarctica
Oops! Wrong wiki!
Penguania And Antarctica
The fact you even had that one on hand raises some interesting questions...
Penguania And Antarctica
I have a higher tax rate than you. You're a bloody communist country and my tax rate is higher than yours.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I see nothing strange about this.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/yaujnSmgrHk
Penguania And Antarctica
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND IMPATIENT NS USERS, IT IS NOW TEA TIME!
OUR SNACKS: CAESAR SALAD, T-BONE STEAK, AND FRUIT ROLL-UPS
OUR DRINKS: CHARDONNAY WHITE WINE, DIET DR PEPPER, AND ICED TEA
OUR TOPICS: SWIMMING, ZOOS, AND NORTH KOREA
BONUS TOPIC: WOULD YOU SUPPORT YOUR NS LEADER BECOMING LEADER OF YOUR RL NATION?
BONUS PROGRAMS: OPEN LETTERS, RANDOM LINKS, AND NONSENSICAL SENTENCES
Vista Major, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Midasia
Fruit roll ups and Ice tea please and thank you.
Swimming: Love it, wish I could do more of it
Zoos: Never been to one, I don't even know where the nearest one is.
NK: Ugh
Bonus Topic: I mean shes a sweet old Queen, so shes essentially like Elizabeth II, so sure.
Bonus Bonus: Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I will take a T-bone steak with iced tea.
Ever since I almost drowned when I was seven, I have never ever wanted to swim ever again.
I have never been to a zoo.
I have recently heard that the Norks are willing to enter into negotiations with the Sorks and the US, possibly even hinting at the possibility of North Korea disarming their nuclear arsenal. However, with the tariffs that Trump has recently proposed, those talks will likely be put on hold or might be between the two Koreas only because of the now strained relations between the US and South Korea.
Gualimole really doesn't have a lore, so I cannot answer the question for the bonus topic.
Don't think that anyone else will stick a finger in the back of your throat for you. A friend is just a broken light without a soul.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'll have Dr Pepper and steak.
Swimming: I have a lot of experience with it since my family's house has a pool, and I have a plenty of chances to do it during the summer and late spring.
Zoo: I've been to a safari-type place, but not an actual zoo. I would have liked to have gone to one, though.
North Korea: Bizarre situation that keeps getting more bizarre. Trump and Kim Jong-un getting into a d*ck(ator)-measuring contest was one thing, but now I'm hearing that Trump will become the first U.S. President to meet with a NK leader. What? How? Why? Will that even accomplish anything? WTF is life anymore?
Bonus: Sure. My leader can be a bit too Machiavellian and cold sometimes, and doesn't always consider the human element of his decisions, but otherwise, he's a smart ruler.
Random links: https://youtu.be/n17_EPF8dwo
https://youtu.be/8D0tO6KiJJo
https://youtu.be/PYLyhdb3Nug
Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
I'll have Fruit roll-ups and iced tea.
Swimming: Fun when not at school
Zoos: Favorite is Como Zoo
NK: I have hope
I would definitely support my NS leader becoming President. Having a gay president would be nice.
I found an article about Norway putting barcodes on their ships so they can scan the navy in.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
North Korea has hinted that they might disarm their nuclear and missile arsenal in return for lifting sanctions on the country, so this meeting really does matter. However, I only read now that Trump agreed to hold a meeting with the Norks, which is interesting, and I will give this administration credit where credit is due if it is able to denuclearize the Norks. However, with the tariffs in mind, everything becomes more complicated as relations with the US and the Sorks are now strained, so this meeting could easily be a ploy by the Norks to further strain US-Sork relations while they continue to develop their nuclear arsenal in secret. But again, this is all speculation on my part.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Elaborate.
Penguania And Antarctica
Fruit Roll-ups and Diet Dr. Pepper
I can't really swim. Like, I can't hold my breath without holding my nose. But I can sorta kinda float, so that should count for something.
I haven't been to a zoo in a long while. But it's fine; I remember zoos smelling.
*sigh* Lord help the Koreans.
Yes, yes, and, finally, yes. I don't see why Alexand Vox couldn't be the best democratic socialist America's ever seen.
http://www.wizard101central.com/wiki/NPC:Rasputin#axzz59DMGGVAk
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
This is compliment xD
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I hope that one day reunification will happen.
Nuremgard
Are our leaders actually tying the knot four ways though?
Gib steak and white wine plox
Swimming: Even after almost 19 years, I actually don't know how to swim, though last time I tried, I actually managed to float and do some short paddling. It's still a goal of mine to learn how to swim at some point in my life.
Zoos: I enjoy going to them - the main one I go to is the Fort Worth Zoo, last time I went had to have been around sophomore or junior year.
North Korea: In terms of news, I'll be genuinely surprised if the Koreas are able to maintain dialogue, though any talks of political reform are way too off. For the most part, I'll keep an eye on the news and see where it goes. As for the polity, while it is obviously one of the most repressive regimes, it does provide some entertaining reading for the parts of the government not occupied by the Supreme Leader (i.e. have little power) and considering the roles the WPK has intertwined with the national government.
Bonus: ...
Let's just agree that Zevchevko should NEVER rule the United States. You think all the things with the U.S. and Russia are bad now, Zevchevko would be the batsh*t insane psychopath with a Cold War mindset to wipe out the Russians, both as a polity and as a people.
Programs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piBhBMrDAVA
Start at 0:36, perhaps the best propaganda piece for the armless failure :p
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Midasia
Not a foreign policy expert, but I can't see this Trump-Kim meeting achieving anything, even if it does actually happen: Trump has all the tact of a dead rodent, and Kim isn't exactly a world-class diplomat either. If an agreement is reached, it'll probably be the result of intense behind-the-scenes negotiations between North Korean and American diplomats, while the Trump-Kim meeting becomes political theater. That said, if Trump actually takes the lead on this and is able to reach a deal, then credit where credit is due, though that doesn't seem very likely to me. I think the most realistic scenario is something similar to the Six-Party talks of the 2000s: some small but minor deals are made, but then North Korea blows the whole thing up and we're right back to where we started.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-party_talks
But again, this is all speculation. We really won't know much about what might happen between the US and the Norks until May.
Jaslandia
That's a good question
Midasia
If the prosecutor is a snack like Mueller, play on.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Fair point. Assuming the United States and/or North Korea don't nuke each other in the meantime, we'll just have to wait and see.
Gualimole
Ill have a deboned t-bone steak topped with a fruit roll-up reduction and a side of Roman-era salad served with Brut-ouns. And I guess some white wine, but this clearly pairs better with red...
Swimming - Always a fun time. Probably not a surprise to anyone, but the swimming season is pretty short up here. Wish there was more opportunity to do it.
Zoos - Also a fun time. [nation=short]Au Minbo[/nation], youve seriously never been?! I mean, I can only speak for the ones Ive visited, but I think its something everyone should experience.
Norh Korea - Oogie Boogie.
Leader - Well, the leader of my NS country is actually just the collective Senate. The Commonwealths hold the wide majority of the power given our decentralized nature, though, and these are led by Governors. But none of these people can be said to be the nations leader, although theyre all modeled after fictional characters I admire.
And although I like this governing structure in theory, it could quickly turn into a mess. So, to your question, probably not. But Im also not crazy about Trudeau, so...
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't think we have any in VT.
Penguania And Antarctica
The sorks don't. They really don't ever want to reunite with the North Koreans. It'd be an economic disaster.
I highly doubt that'd happen regardless of who went, frankly. The Norks had a nice chance to remove their nukes when we signed the joint framework but they displayed a typical "Nah let's keep going" attitude.
I'm of the mind that it's to cast an ill light on the US like China wants. Anything to remove faith in an opposing alliance, except to remove nukes tho.
Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/c3e0cuDoX_0
Apparently you have two.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zoos_in_the_United_States#Vermont
Penguania And Antarctica
Bernie Sanders probably broke their chains and set then free.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
"The Top 1% of zoos own 99% of the animals. We need common-sense animal redistribution!"
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
ECHO's not a zoo, an aquarium I guess it could be called but even then they don't really do a lot of that stuff. Idk about the one in Quechee, could be real but Quechee is far away
Jaslandia
I hope the same thing for Ireland. However, North Korea will never disarm until the US gets rid of its own nukes.
Mercunova, Midasia
I noticed the ECHO one sounded more like an aquarium, but apparently Wikipedia has a separate list page for aquariums, so I don't know what happened with that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aquaria_in_the_United_States
And ECHO is on the aquarium list too, by the way. Apparently it's your only aquarium. My condolences.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aquaria_in_the_United_States#Vermont
Au Minbo
We'll never do that until Russia does the same.
In other words, we'll never do that.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Jaslandia
Its pretty cool actually. It has a lot of exhibits about keeping the Lake clean which is a huge political, environmental, and economic issue in the state and has been for over a decade. Ive been to aquariums before and really enjoy them. Fishes be cool
Jaslandia
I wish I could do what Apocalypse did in X-Men and just make all the nukes float up into space.
Mercunova
That's the easy drive. Try driving from Canaan to Rutland. Takes forever because Rutlands in that corner of the State where there is no interstate and everythings 2 hours away
Jaslandia, Mercunova
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Of course, no one should ever go to Rutland because who the hell would ever want to go there. I suggest if you come up here to stay away from it
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
The Big not-so-square Square
Penguania And Antarctica
And yet it's your third-largest city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutland_(city),_Vermont
Penguania And Antarctica
Which is actually the English translation from the original Sioux-derived name. Howd you know that?!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FIOjLwwj-U
Penguania And Antarctica
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