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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
"I see Canadian people."
Friedensreich
Oh yuck, Haley Joel Osment?
I prefer Kenneth Bek.
Vista Major
Haley Joel Osment falls within the category of people upon whom puberty pulls a switcharoo, alongside Macaulay Culkin and Jake Lloyd.
Also, regarding this Kenneth Bek guy. Wow. Just... Wow.
Are you in favor of Scottish independence?
Nuremgard
#friedenscont
I am
I swear, I am about done with people on GTA. Like holy hell, people kill you just for driving too close. If I wanted endless TDM i'd be playing call of duty. They should add a friendly mod for online players just trying to make money.
Russkov Soviet, Tserra
He...
He kept an uncorked bottle of an unneeded chemical in the open while mixing other things?
CHEMICAL X BLOWS UP IN THE PRESENCE OF SUGAR AND "Spice?"
Dude, what a dolt of a scientist.
Jaslandia
He's too baby faced for my liking. I like head shapes that look thin, not round like Haley. Kinda hard to explain, but you remember the photo of my bf? I like the way he looks a lot. Very prominent jaw, narrow face, blue eyes, and brown hair.
100 percent I agree with you. 99 percent of my time in GTA is spent in a private invite only session now. I mean its not as lively, but I can actually do things around the city without having to worry about getting shot every 2 steps. Or even worse a little kid in a military airplane blowing me up as I drive down the highway. They really do need a friendly mode.
Auxorii, Oelesa
Yes lol, only thing is now that if you have businesses you HAVE to play in a public session. Every once in a while i'll get lucky and be alone but its rare.
Tserra
DUDE, watch the opening sequence!
The bottle is nearby and he accidentally smashes it with his potion ladle. Professor Utonium was simply unaware of how strong his stirring arm was prior to the accident.
Jaslandia
Kinda. But I don't want to bother.
Oh I know that is the worst. I bought a motorcycle club, and have been trying to have fun with it. It was basically a waste of money, I cannot even do jobs and stuff for it, because of people constantly trolling. Its gotten so bad that whenever I need to do stuff for it, I look for empty sessions, and pray no one else joins it.
Oelesa
I'm honestly not sure if I wouldn't have laughed if it blew up the entire lab and actually offed him.
Like, dude, you don't keep blocks of hydrogen chloride next to you just because you're only stiring water.
Bad scientist 1/10 kids learned bad chemistry safety from this.
Jaslandia
Passionately so.
Kalaron, Solla Ultima
Where are you from?
Ireland.
Nuremgard, Yukona
Nice. What part?
Solla Ultima
We should make a club at this rate.
Nuremgard, Auxorii, Solla Ultima, Libiceland
All us nasty, divisive nationalists together! :P
Auxorii, Solla Ultima
May I ask how everyone is doing ?
Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland, Solla Ultima
Given the random threats that were regularly poised to blow up the City of Townsville, I'm going to chalk this up to a fortuitous mistake and let Professor Utonium's reputation stand untarnished.
Also, the effects of Chemical X on sugar and spice were previously unknown! We don't blame Marie Curie for giving herself radiation sickness. For science, Kal! For science!
Jaslandia, Friedensreich, Yukona
Ich bin sehr gut. Wie geht's?
Penguania And Antarctica
Well....I play in a private session with a pal of mine. We generally just run missions for cash and screw about. I'm on PS4. (Lemme guess....your PC or XBOX?)
Yeah I am [spoiler]NOT a PC or Xbox player, PS4 just like you[/spoiler]
Russkov Soviet
Mixed. A part of me is very happy and the other is deeply depressed.
Dublin. My family is all from Ballyfermot, few were born in city centre, I lived in Clondalkin. I live in Las Vegas, NV now.
Nuremgard, Yukona
I doubt anyone reads my althist, but I updated it if anyone cares.
Russkov Soviet
It's in your factbook, aye?
I'll read it
Vista Major
Gute Nacht.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Percyton
Gute nacht mein Freund <3
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Sorry, man.
Very cool. I live in Glasgow.
Auxorii, Penguania And Antarctica
No need to be sorry. You did nothing wrong.
It's over here:
https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/second-union.421395/
Auxorii
Woot for pissing away all the money I had in my wallet at the casino! 👍
Russkov Soviet
Read and approved it xD
Mayhap...once my work schedule settles down, I'll pop a bio of how I came to be here.
Axeldonia
Oh um heya geeeeeys *sarcastic*
Andromitus
Thanks! I think I'll do the sane with my factbooks :P
Russkov Soviet
So tsundere, much amaze
Alright .. I just want to get this off my chest. (And no...I have NO problems with the region or said regions members..the fault lies with me)
I'm thinking of, seriously, putting the ESSR on the back burner. I realized a nation tailored for Russia (centered around Volgograd/Stalingrad), is not going to sit well with me as its now based in East Africa. I've decided to try and revive one of my older nations in a an attempt to have a more customizable country. I understand, and respect, Unf and his territorial rights. I'm not angry, nor do I hold hostility towards him. He does not wish to cede territory to a nation that he doesn't know. I will of course take the necessary steps needed as to not offended the region as a whole. Any comments, concerns, or questions are appreciated. I'll be here for now, for I have some digging to do. (Again...I love you guys..this is just to help my life here)
Jaslandia, Friedensreich, Andromitus
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=852664
Totally understandable. My lore for about a year now has been that I am China, based in Shandong, Shanghai, Beijing, and the like. But when I got here, because the spot I'm at right now was claimed, I had to be in where Yuk's puppet Cantonese Republics is now. I only moved after a purge of all inactive people took place and the guy that was in China was moved off. No offense to Unf at all, but he's not exactly active in the RP. If he's not going to be active (I'm not talking every day, but maybe once a week or something, damn....), he should open up that spot on the map he's got.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
Change your stance on the use of nuclear weaponry, and I'll join in a heartbeat! :P
*narrows eyes*
Friedensreich
Narrow those eyes all you want, Scandinavia. Your nation is more useful to me alive than a radioactive wasteland :P
Professor Utonium can be a bit scatterbrained, I'll give you that. Still, it wasn't as bad as you make it sound.
Goodnight, Peng!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Douglas: Got onie room fur two mair in thes wee club? Me an' Donnie are quite passionate abit Scottish independence as well.
Donald: Aye. An' we also hail originally hail frae Glasgee in Scotland. That's whaur our original railway was headquartered.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
hey dude I'm gonna be starting my medieval RP in a few days/a week and then I'll be coming off the map and you can take my spot
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Yukona
Welp, Happy Constitution Day, one and all.
I'm going to take this opportunity to reannounce my candidacy for one of the three Supreme Justice positions.
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
If Unf's Constitution is the official winner, then I'd like to do the same thing. I'd also like to endorse ContComm's candidacy.
Oelesa
I thank you for such a selfless gesture. I do hope you understand that I'm not angry at you, nor do I hold any ill will. I will brush up on my RP skills and attempt to fully participate in this wonderful idea. A medieval world is a great idea.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Oelesa
And I endorse this guy right back.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Speaking of endorsements....
Jaslandia, Oelesa
Hey it's no act of selflessness, I was planning to do it anyway because I've lost enthusiasm for the RP evident by my lack of involvement in the last few weeks. But I'm glad my spot can go to someone willing to utilise it.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
Thank you for that.
You do know you're going to be one of my neighbors if you take over Russia :P
Russkov Soviet
Endorse^
And once I get back from the casino, I'm going to write my platform, but for now.... I'm announcing my candidacy for one of the judiciary positions as well.
Jaslandia
Wasn't that the original idea when I joined the COFN?
Question: what do I, a backwater corporate dictatorship, have to do with *you*. I mean I would love to do an RP with you. But I wanna have a good reason to.
Not as far as I remember, I know you and PLR united for a bit there and Yuk and I formed a union with yall.
But if you're moving to Russia, I want to include you in on something. My phone is almost dead so I won't be able to do much until I get back from the casino.
Russkov Soviet
Just whenever you can xD
Yes! Unfs Constitution won with out me freaking out about it.
I wanna endorse Contcom and Jas. As well as say that I am still running to be your next Speaker. If anyone dares challenge me I'll fight you to the death :) vote4oel.
And a side note on elections, Vista and I are working to get it all ready.
Jaslandia, Vista Major
Much congratulations to you, [nation=short+noflag]Unfallious[/nation].
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Andromitus, Oelesa, Kalaron, Yukona, Percyton
Hello all.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Yukona, Percyton
Welcome to the CoFN!
Oelesa, Percyton
Thank you. I hope to make this region home, if you have room for a libertarian leaning paleo-con with strong anti-communist sentiments. I wont be on very often during the summertime.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
Hello fellow Irelander, my family is the Doherty Clan from Carndonagh, Inishowen in County Donegal. My grandfather was Irish and so are many other relatives in my family (and of course after my grandfather they're as Irish as the colour green). It's nice to meet you!
Percyton
Anti-communist? Hmm....frosty relations right off the bat. Kidding xP Welcome to the COFN! My name is Premier Aleksander Dimitri Coltsov of the Equestrian Empire.
Jaslandia, Percyton, Subash
*Screams* Yaaass Medieval RP! And If I could suggest, I think it could be in order for Unfallious's mega plot to be divided up a little if ESSR is willing? Maybe he(?) and Bax could work on how to do that.
Welcome to the CoFN! I'm Andromitus but you can call me Andy, I'm also a mentor here so if you have any questions feel free to ask without hesitation.
Another anti-communist, you guys are going to be lining up against us soon, but yea you can definently find a home here. And I'll tell you know our conversations can get a bit heated, never take it personally :D
Jaslandia, Percyton
Updated:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=847283
Oh I should probably introduce myself IC; Welcome my friend, I am Outermost Senator G'wain of the Ædenist Union
Jaslandia, Percyton
To be honest....my original plot was:
To the North, Moscow...the heart and soul of Mother Russia
To the South, Stalliongrad (Volgograd/Stalingrad)... jewel of the Republic
To the West, Kiev...the sacred city of the fallen (we lost the majority of our forces around Kiev in WWII)
To the East, .... Literally..like...go 25-30 miles east
Thanks. I love to discuss issues. I haven' t done any rping yet but should have time in the fall. Hopefully I will fit in.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Yukona, Percyton
Thanks Andy, I will take you up on that mentor offer. Good conversation in good fun is enjoyable especially with differing perspectives.
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Yukona, Percyton
ALL PROSPECTIVE CANDIDATES AND ENDORSERS:
The deadline to announce your candidacies to The Confederate Papers is July 15th.
Oelesa
<.<
You just privatized the wrong toothbrush comerade
Friedensreich, Andromitus
Who of the 12 that voted for Unf's constitution did not qualify as a citizen?
Greater Setukaet or something. I tg them letting them know way before this thing ended.
Yeah, I saw they originally voted, but they seem to have removed their vote sometime before voting ended.
Monty on Vista's side was also not a citizen.
Welcome to the region, Subash! I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor. I hope you like it here!
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm the one holding it back, the map should be finished by the coming Friday if not before, it's not just your bog standard map either, it's got a few extra things added on and some game mechanics needed to be addressed.
Jaslandia, Libiceland
Hmm just saw the Hogwarts poll from a few days ago, you guys sicken me...
We all know Hufflepuff is the only real house
Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Bah, i'm surprised you lightheaded cloud-for-brains can hold a wand
Friedensreich, Oelesa
Bitch. Ravenclaw is where it's at.
Jaslandia, Andromitus
Gryffindor
Ah hah.... well, good thing nobody here is communist IC. OOC though.... you and I are going to be bumping heads. But I wouldn't be surprised if we agreed on a lot of things. Despite being a communist, I shared a lot more in common with an AnCap than I did a Stalinist.
Exactly
Filthy adrenaline junkies
I think Vista caught that one, but mistakenly believed Great Setauket was still a counted vote on the poll
"Or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends..."
Oelesa
Isn't Stalinism more centered around totalitarianism? And B some of us are Near-Communists and proud of it.
Oelesa, Yukona
Oh and don't get me started on slytherin, half-baked, rich and sadistic know-it-alls who are wrong half the time and constantly claw at a steadily progressing ring of power only to lose it when they need it most.
Only in Ravenclaw do we both absorbe knowledge and use it wisely.
Don't kill me, but I haven't read/seen Harry Potter, I was just making conversation...
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa
I haven't either. Makes two of us.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa
Welcome to CoFN <3 And we're (I'm) not trying to kill you, I am very less then serious
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa, South Hyder
Libiceland
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