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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
You'll be the site of many proxy wars. I can see it.
Aldaur
We've had communist militias in the 40s up to the 70s, so we've seen it all by this point
*Winks* that's what you think
The United Providences Of Perland, Pirate Kingdoms
Andromitus....Androgynous....Androcentrism :p You're either male or part male lol
Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
You've guaranteed proxy wars now. We're not commies, but any form of socialism is welcome in the USCS
Well, let's just say the majority of the populace is rather, shall we say uncomfortable, with socialism, given the socialist-aligned Democratic Republic and the whole socialist bush wars era.
Aldaur
https://youtu.be/x0QLZQOgGxE
Bruh, I kept it short.
Jaslandia
Oh, also please watch
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10104131/1
While we're making requests, please vote. This'll reform our Cabinet, impact the coming election, impose a change on our Constitution...
Civic duty, dudes.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
"my mission", "I'll handle it"
Some one with a big ego there. :P
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths
It's to compensate, of course :P
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths
Nuremgard's tax rate is 66.6%. Nuremgard is ruled by Satan.
Jaslandia
Katja Krupin = Satan ?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
She's worse than Satan. She's a socialist.
Aldaur, Continental Commonwealths
1726 messages, I am not reading through all of those... Anyways, hi. I am back from vacation. I see the region has operated fine without me, which it should since I am not in government. But yeah. Hi.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Continental Commonwealths, Oelesa, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Lies
Jaslandia, Au Minbo
Minnie4Dicatator2017
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Finally
A slogan that makes sense.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Welcome back, Minnie! Great to see you again!
That's how you reel them in. Then once they've joined your cult you take away all their basic rights and you produce a robot monkey army.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'd vote for that.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Its surprising how many people would give away their basic rights to see me in power. I approve. And you sir shall be knighted.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
"I mean, given the state of the world, can it really get any worse?"
~some german dude, 1939
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Please take power. Look, I'm fine with the current administration, but we need some dictatorship in this region.
Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
One person can get more done in a single day than a room full of people can in a week.
Aldaur
Can't wait for the first Presidential Debate here
Exactly
Aldaur
#BenevolentAbsoluteMonarchiesForTheWin
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa
#Crown4Lyfe
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Maybe King Streicher will just get ride of the Elective Monarchy and be that absoulte Monarc.
Kidding of course.
Or am I
Jaslandia
#IncompetentRepublics
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
You should. The Streicher and Beck dynasties can rule Germany, perhaps even uniting the houses.
Jaslandia
My absolutist monarch in my other nation approves of this move.
Jaslandia, Oelesa
#LiterallyNoSemblanceOfGovernment
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Anarchist heathen!
#StrongState
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Oelesa has only been an absolute Monarchy for 15 years following its independence. 1864 to 1879. Then an Elective monarcy. The 15 year term for the Monarch comes from when the first King ruled for that long. I'm just to lazy to write any if it out, and I doubt it'll get many reads.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Id probably read it. But I'd definitely read it if you converted to a dynastic constitutional monarchy (with the Legislature still there, but with you having executive powers and your sons/daughters inheriting the position) and combined with the prestigious Beck House.
Just saying...
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Sounds nice, Streicher's term is almost out. Which means I need a new Monarch, but of all the heads of state, this one us my favorite. Abiding by the history and laws I thought up is harder than I thought.
There is great love for the King with his Progressive Party re taking the houses in The Grand Council. Idk, I wonder what the dice say.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
This is my reserve army hell march. Really awesome.
PS: You should watch a hell march if you don't know what it is
https://youtu.be/D0WnZyxp_Wo
Oelesa
The dice say you need a dynastic constitutional monarchy.
Aldaur
For what its worth, I would read it. Not only do I enjoy making and reading factbooks, but I've always been intrigued by elective monarchies.
Aldaur
I have 4 dice. Anything above 15 results in the King having power to psss legislation making the Monarch for life passing through his blood line because of the love in the nation for him. Anything below results in him falling to take control because of a united coalition of the Libertarian's and Conservatives against him in the House of Nobles.
Jaslandia
Well thank you. Maybe I will write down my history later. Which might change with the dice that I'll roll in a sec.
Jaslandia
Big money big money.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
In Minnesota Dakota, The Premier is elected and rules for life, The Prime Minister is elected by the populace, and the Empress is a hereditary position. We also have an elected parliament.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
The love is strong and the Progressive Party will soon help pass a law through both houses, effectively making King Jacob Streicher the live long Monarch of Oelesa and a new blood line for the Monarch.
Thank you lucky number 17.
Nothing happened right away, but it's coming. Better get more used to the name Jacob.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Post self-deleted by Continental Commonwealths.
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Let's see what the dice say about that. Lmao
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Go number 17!
Now, if you have any daughters, I have a great suggestion. My Keizer is unmarried, and, in order to form a more perfect empire, I say we have a royal marriage and (eventually) unite to form the House of Beck-Streicher (or Streicher-Beck, but the first one rolls of the tongue more.) and establish one monarchy whenever the heir of the House of Beck and House of Streicher is one.
If you accept but want to come up with a totally new name, I could work with that too.
Jaslandia
The first one does roll off the tongue better. Let my nation go through its process (I need a laptop which is being used right now) and we'll go from there.
Jaslandia
Nice
I'll let you do you're thing. In the meantime, I'll get my stuff situated.
Jaslandia, Oelesa
In dice, we trust. Seriously though, it's funner with chance rather than to just pretand to have no control. It makes my nation feel more alive if I'm not pulling every string.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
It does sound fun. I may have to try that.
Jaslandia
Next dice roll, does Streicher's daughter agree to marry Beck's son or run off with her own prince charming.
STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME
Jaslandia, Baxten, Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/fnTbO26u9bQ?t=16s
Same. Not sure which decision I'll use for the dice roll, but I would like to try it one time.
Oelesa
Aldaur now has a National Philosophy instead of a religion or ideology. Aldaur adheres to Legalism. Our government is also a Bureaucratic Dynasty (imagine the Chinese Imperial Bureaucracy and the Japanese monarchy). We have a legislature as well, but most of the power lies in the Sovereign.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
It's not my son. It's Beck himself.
Jaslandia
Bah! Bureaucrats and Monarchs, the only true downfalls of ones society! Freedom to the People my friend
Unless you're talling about Nathan Beck in which case yes, it's his son. Please don't marry the 50 something year old corpse; that's just nasty.
Oh god no. How old is Peter?
21
That is what my Empress did. She killed the entire government, and then, "Ooops, looks like I accidentally killed you all. Guess I am the government now." And she was indeed, the government now. Mostly because she had guns, and you know...the military backing her, cuz it was a coup.
Jaslandia
Forgot I was logged into this account. This was Tse.
Tserra? That...is the most badass coup I've ever heard of.
By the way, like the new flag
Jaslandia
For which one? The Founder account, or my actual nation?
Young for a leader. But alright. Dice stI'll gets rolled lol.
Jaslandia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=460763
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh the history. It saddens me.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
We have had a dynasty that has ruled for over 3000 years! How dare you insult the Son of Sun! :p
Our bureaucracy is the best system! We allow only the people with merit to attain government positions like governors.
We also have an Assembly made up of Representatives from each province that are elected directly by the people to voice their concerns to the Central Government.
Jaslandia
Founder account
Hey, I can help that my previous leader died of cancer. We have a Council of Advisors, anyways.
Jaslandia
We must do a CFN documentary
Commonwealth: The Golden Years
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Please. The Golden years were the original NGA and beginning of the CFN. I like all of y'all, but oh my god those days were so much better. Like there was little drama, at least after the Prophecy died down. It was great. We moved once in the span of a year. Amazing.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa
People with Merit you say! Federal favoritism I retort!
You say people voice their concerns, but you don't say if they are heard!
[:D]
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Commonwealth: The Prophecy Revealed
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
All Imperial Exams are anonymous, thus there can be no favoritism. All promotions are done by a review board and adhere to strict legal standards. We obey the rule of law, not the rule of men.
The people trust their superiors to take care of them, ehich they do. We are very civic minded and service oriented.
Jaslandia, Andromitus
I need pop corn.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Sign me up!
Vista Major, Oelesa
So mid-dynastic China?
Jaslandia, Aldaur
Might I ask, what was the NGA
The PIP is decommissioned. Right now, we have the Union Party
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=695387
Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
I second this. Those days were the best.
https://youtu.be/ceVXIs7Ihyw
Oelesa
Next Generation Alliance
We lived there twice
Our cycle goes: NGA to CFN to NGA to Montaris to Here
Jaslandia
I got it!
Commonwealth: The Silver Ages
Pun. Intended.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Why Commonwealth? Man I'm clueless lately :D
Jaslandia, Oelesa
I was with you the last 4 moves. Also Union Party sign me up.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Our old region (well, one of them) was the Commonwealth of Free Nations
Jaslandia
Next Generation Alliance. Our old region. It was where we all started before we to the Commonwealth Of Free Nations, and then when we left the CFN, we returned to the NGA for the second time before we went to The Most Serene Republic Of Montaris.
Vista Major
The NGA had two incarnations: one under our original Founder Silver and the second under Inf. The Glory Days was the first incarnation. It was where it all began, before any of the moves. The only people from there are me, Jas, and Unf. There was hardly any drama and everyone lived pretty peacefully (I was hot-tempered towards Unf; didn't like him for the longest time, don't know why). It's when all the legendary members existed like COLDR, UAL, Silver, Microsoft (she was in the beginning of the CFN, I know, but I group the period as one), and so many more (I don't mention GF because of his coup). This was before people like Vista, Kal, Sul, and Oel. The good days.
Jaslandia, Vista Major
It would be like the Song Dynasty in China.
Jaslandia, Baxten
It was where we relocated after Silver went nuts and pulled the government out of Power because they decided that a more..."Active" Founder was needed.
We chose to follow Unf rather than Silver, went to the NGA and stayed there for a few months, only leaving after Valt had made the game sufficiently toxic to push five people out of the Region -Including me!- and subsequently settled inside of Montaris without him or Unf -We were of the impression that Unf had willingly aligned with Valt in hurting us-
Frankly, it was the literal worst months of this game for me and like...seven or eight other people -if not most of the region- and I really don't want to repeat it.
Vista Major
And we moved to Montaris after we were drawn out by the efforts of Ruclax -he too, had been insulted and hurt by Valt- before he went power hungry in Montaris.
Vista Major
Not that NGA, Kal. The original one.
Jaslandia, Vista Major
Nitpicky, aren't we, Grandpap Bax?
Back in my day, we didn't have to worry about distinctions what region we were talking about.
Jaslandia
See, yeah, but I'm still noting it.
What was valt's full country name? The NNP could help protect against people like Silver and Valt.
Been listening to "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen during this entire conversation.
Jaslandia
That was a more meta-issue. The alliance's are RP only; unless you wanna make it the name of a separate watch-dog group.
Jaslandia, Vista Major
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