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Happy Birthday Russ!

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Nuremgard wrote:I miss the RMB being busy.

Everyone in the region grew up, we stopped having crises every two or three weeks, we got a Discord (didn't we?), and all the people who used to make it super active got deleted a long time ago for being assholes.

Hell, you fackers haven't even had Tea Time for months.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Lavan Tiri wrote:Everyone in the region grew up, we stopped having crises every two or three weeks, we got a Discord (didn't we?), and all the people who used to make it super active got deleted a long time ago for being assholes.

Hell, you fackers haven't even had Tea Time for months.

I knew you are back the moment I saw my notifications explode.

How are you doing old friend? :)

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:I knew you are back the moment I saw my notifications explode.

How are you doing old friend? :)

Better, but also worse. I got NS on my mind a few days ago and needed to come back. Also fack Rona.

How's things?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Oh also I voted for the first time and converted to Satanism

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Lavan Tiri wrote:Everyone in the region grew up, we stopped having crises every two or three weeks, we got a Discord (didn't we?), and all the people who used to make it super active got deleted a long time ago for being assholes.

Hell, you fackers haven't even had Tea Time for months.

Hello Lavan! Good to see you again.

I can do another Tea Time at some point, but I'm not sure if the RMB is active enough for it. Unless anyone wants Tea Time moved to the Discord?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

Lavan Tiri wrote:Better, but also worse. I got NS on my mind a few days ago and needed to come back. Also fack Rona.

How's things?

Doing alright. Mostly.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Free Salvation, Limitlessness

Jaslandia wrote:Hello Lavan! Good to see you again.

I can do another Tea Time at some point, but I'm not sure if the RMB is active enough for it. Unless anyone wants Tea Time moved to the Discord?

I'll shoot anybody who moves anything else to Discord

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Doing alright. Mostly.

Mostly?

Also I just got back from getting my first tattoo. It's pretty sick if I do say so myself

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation, Limitlessness, Kalaron-A

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kalaron/detail=factbook/id=1391280

Some descriptive work about the first of the Kalaronian Intelligence Ships down. Ironically they carry the "quietest" warp drive in the fleet, the fastest shuttles, and the biggest missiles :P

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Free Salvation, Limitlessness

Lavan Tiri wrote:Mostly?

Yeah, you know this weird thing beginning with a 'c'.

Lavan Tiri wrote:Also I just got back from getting my first tattoo. It's pretty sick if I do say so myself

Oh nice. What kind of tattoo is it?

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Free Salvation, Limitlessness

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Limitlessness

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Yeah, you know this weird thing beginning with a 'c'.

Caramel popcorn is a bitch

[quote]

Oh nice. What kind of tattoo is it?[/quote]

A raven and the word nevermore, in a peak goth reference to Poe

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation, Limitlessness

Y'all remember when Unf and I were facking deleted? That was fun.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation, Limitlessness

Ye gods, we had so many fcking crises in this region from like 2014-2016, every week there was a new issue. That was fun.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The British Islands Confederacy, Limitlessness

Lavan Tiri wrote:Caramel popcorn is a bitch

A raven and the word nevermore, in a peak goth reference to Poe

Nice one. :)

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Limitlessness

Lavan Tiri wrote:Ye gods, we had so many fcking crises in this region from like 2014-2016, every week there was a new issue. That was fun.

It was...something. I for one actually somewhat enjoy the hush the Region has, though the many crises we had are painted prettily in my memory considering how much cooperation it all required. That and because making things for the RP was fun owo. Even when my bullets were called WMDs and I felt a little like a more sympathetic Iraq.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Limitlessness

Been making a new missile named the Sword-Break, btw. Two ton dönger with 400mm of Styrofoam ;p

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

ATTENTION!

To all travelers both foreign and domestic, the nation will be under heavy lockdown as we hold ceremonies to honor those who have fallen on the opening drive of Operation Barbarossa in 1941. The country will reopen the 23rd.

Thank you for your understanding.

- Aleksi Coltsov

(Head of International Affairs)

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ВНИМАНИЕ!

Для всех путешественников, как иностранных, так и внутренних, нация окажется под жестким замком, так как мы проводим церемонии, чтобы почтить память тех, кто пал в начале операции «Барбаросса» в 1941 году. Страна вновь откроет 23-е.

Спасибо за Ваше понимание.

- Алекси Кольцов

(Начальник отдела международных отношений)

[I]VNIMANIYe![/I]

[I]Dlya vsekh puteshestvennikov, kak inostrannykh, tak i vnutrennikh, natsiya okazhetsya pod zhestkim zamkom, tak kak my provodim tseremonii, chtoby pochtit' pamyat' tekh, kto pal v nachale operatsii «Barbarossa» v 1941 godu. Strana vnov' otkroyet 23-ye.

[I]Spasibo za Vashe ponimaniye.[/I]

- Aleksi Kol'tsov

(Nachal'nik otdela mezhdunarodnykh otnosheniy)

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Nice one. :)

Thanks Pengers.

Kalaron-A wrote:It was...something. I for one actually somewhat enjoy the hush the Region has, though the many crises we had are painted prettily in my memory considering how much cooperation it all required. That and because making things for the RP was fun owo. Even when my bullets were called WMDs and I felt a little like a more sympathetic Iraq.

These whippersnappers have no clue what we endured lol.

Hell, my first couple months in the region saw us kick out one of the co-founders.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

Lavan Tiri wrote:Thanks Pengers.

These whippersnappers have no clue what we endured lol.

Hell, my first couple months in the region saw us kick out one of the co-founders.

My first few were pretty normal aside from Connor turning out to be fake. Then Silver acted up and the NGA turned to poo-poo under two certain people and Ruclax managed to continue his pattern of being actual poo and became a figure-head king until he kicked Merc and went full "Reeee"

As crazy as it was, the Novatia Notes was probably the most fun thing. Quite pleasing to see Lat and PLR get called out for turning the RP into actual politics.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron-A wrote:My first few were pretty normal aside from Connor turning out to be fake. Then Silver acted up and the NGA turned to poo-poo under two certain people and Ruclax managed to continue his pattern of being actual poo and became a figure-head king until he kicked Merc and went full "Reeee"

As crazy as it was, the Novatia Notes was probably the most fun thing. Quite pleasing to see Lat and PLR get called out for turning the RP into actual politics.

Oh my gods I was devastated by Connor--he was the one who pretended to die of cancer, right?

Why the hell did we trust Ruclax? He had very well documented authoritarian tendencies

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Kalaron-A

Lavan Tiri wrote:Oh my gods I was devastated by Connor--he was the one who pretended to die of cancer, right?

Why the hell did we trust Ruclax? He had very well documented authoritarian tendencies

For the first, absolutely. Supposedly his "brother" had stuck around to inform people but he was the very same man in fact. He was latter revealed to be among a possible number of other trolls including Uncle Fawkes.

For the second. You must consider the times. As one of the people involved long ago, Ruclax had come back at the very end and began to be insulted by Valt. Since a large number of people had been specifically targeted by Valt, this meant that Ruclax had easy sympathy from a lot of people who returned. Ruclax was always seemingly peaceful (if a little spacey at times) whereas Valt would promise you that he'd be peaceful and then attack the other guy two minutes later...or lie about it first >.>

I forgive him now, but it happened to me too so...

Anyhow, we all felt pretty darn tired. Discord is generally bad for conflict, and at that point the NGA Discord was pretty bad because Valt had become the Sub-Admin. I may be biased since he replaced me, but he promptly kicked Vis for a joke and pressured Oel to say he'd been offended. This might seem unrelated, but when you're tired you'll find that someone new and bright, with a somewhat reputable history barring a bad event, can seem very pleasant. Besides, he was supposed to make The Founder be a puppet so he could give it up if he got weird. Once it was all prepared, it felt like it would disrupt the movement if we pressed the puppet issue. I felt a little emotional myself, so I was pretty uninterested in how the Government was functioning besides if Ru kept out of power (The King couldn't actually *do* anything and he'd fūcked himself by taking it) besides the title. I was more focused on defending our little area from people trying to hop into the last space on the bandwagon.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Besides that, it all went by so quickly that we couldn't really dwell on strange bedfellows. He was there, being victimized in what seemed similar to our own, and our misgivings were less than our displeasure with how people were being treated.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron-A wrote:For the first, absolutely. Supposedly his "brother" had stuck around to inform people but he was the very same man in fact. He was latter revealed to be among a possible number of other trolls including Uncle Fawkes.

For the second. You must consider the times. As one of the people involved long ago, Ruclax had come back at the very end and began to be insulted by Valt. Since a large number of people had been specifically targeted by Valt, this meant that Ruclax had easy sympathy from a lot of people who returned. Ruclax was always seemingly peaceful (if a little spacey at times) whereas Valt would promise you that he'd be peaceful and then attack the other guy two minutes later...or lie about it first >.>

I forgive him now, but it happened to me too so...

Anyhow, we all felt pretty darn tired. Discord is generally bad for conflict, and at that point the NGA Discord was pretty bad because Valt had become the Sub-Admin. I may be biased since he replaced me, but he promptly kicked Vis for a joke and pressured Oel to say he'd been offended. This might seem unrelated, but when you're tired you'll find that someone new and bright, with a somewhat reputable history barring a bad event, can seem very pleasant. Besides, he was supposed to make The Founder be a puppet so he could give it up if he got weird. Once it was all prepared, it felt like it would disrupt the movement if we pressed the puppet issue. I felt a little emotional myself, so I was pretty uninterested in how the Government was functioning besides if Ru kept out of power (The King couldn't actually *do* anything and he'd fūcked himself by taking it) besides the title. I was more focused on defending our little area from people trying to hop into the last space on the bandwagon.

It hurt especially because I'd felt like he and I were actually friends and cared about one another.

Gah, I may be biased. I did like Valt, although he did get annoying at times. Regardless of that, though, I always managed to sleep or be offline during the early states of any crisis that I didn't cause (the Commonwealth Intelligence Services, that time I sued someone, when Unf and I got deleted), so I was playing catch-up during the NGA, Montaris, and this region.

Also, this is further proof of my hypothesis that getting a regional Discord was a Bad Idea.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Kalaron-A

Lavan Tiri wrote:It hurt especially because I'd felt like he and I were actually friends and cared about one another.

Gah, I may be biased. I did like Valt, although he did get annoying at times. Regardless of that, though, I always managed to sleep or be offline during the early states of any crisis that I didn't cause (the Commonwealth Intelligence Services, that time I sued someone, when Unf and I got deleted), so I was playing catch-up during the NGA, Montaris, and this region.

Also, this is further proof of my hypothesis that getting a regional Discord was a Bad Idea.

Valt was exceptionally good at being (possibly genuine?) friends with people he didn't want to squeeze out of the region. It's hard to consider because he lied to genuine friends of his to get at people (me, for instance). In retrospect, I doubt the line that I was so eager to accept. It wasn't quite that Valt was the driving negative "force" in the region, but that he compounded the cracks that were there because of the increased utility of Discord, and because he knew the rules would be lax enough on him to pursue it. I can't say *too* much on it, but suffice to say that we were quite lucky to be able to cooperate with Valt for the Novatia Notes when the time came.

Also, I don't think it's necessarily a bad idea. It's when the rules get too lax or too strict that there's the potential for toxicity to build. That's what I blame for this region's older issues, at least. Toxicity from some members built into *big* negative feelings towards the RP, among other things.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron-A wrote:Valt was exceptionally good at being (possibly genuine?) friends with people he didn't want to squeeze out of the region. It's hard to consider because he lied to genuine friends of his to get at people (me, for instance). In retrospect, I doubt the line that I was so eager to accept. It wasn't quite that Valt was the driving negative "force" in the region, but that he compounded the cracks that were there because of the increased utility of Discord, and because he knew the rules would be lax enough on him to pursue it. I can't say *too* much on it, but suffice to say that we were quite lucky to be able to cooperate with Valt for the Novatia Notes when the time came.

Also, I don't think it's necessarily a bad idea. It's when the rules get too lax or too strict that there's the potential for toxicity to build. That's what I blame for this region's older issues, at least. Toxicity from some members built into *big* negative feelings towards the RP, among other things.

I mean because it, in essence, killed the RMB.

Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

I know I'm a hypocrite for joining the Discord right after saying it suck

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

Lavan Tiri wrote:I mean because it, in essence, killed the RMB.

Ah, well, see that's a complicated issue. It can really add to the Region's effect when there's enough energy and activity in the life-blood of the group to power them both. That makes more people come floating in because they see the activity in both and find a general niche. Besides that, it helps center activity against the general decay of the Summer-winter cycle (though it *must* hook the new members with activities too).

In this case, there were a few issues. Multiple exodus moments left me and others exhausted, and faced with recurrent harrassment by a member who rhymes with Conquistador (on both Discord and RMB) after I gave up the Discord's management...well it compounded together. Besides that, I think people were just too tired to really form the "network" that a community needs, and that left the RMB much more empty than it otherwise could have been. At the very least, it didn't help when people felt the need to exodus again because of it. In this particular case, I think if I had been quicker to ban Mauricil (?) and Lat from the RP/Discord it would have been better later.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

question, i have recently started my first ever run in DS2 Scholar of the First Sin, if anyone here played it as well as the third game, is it just me or is Dark Souls 3 boringly easy? (speedrunning the game at this point just to farm achievements and tons of pvp as well)

While the DS2 on the other hand is far superior in regards to difficulty? Of course objectively way worse game then the third but i find the second one way more fun :p

BTW just to clarify when i am talking about difficult keep in mind that i by accident at the very start of the game joined the "Company Of Champions" which essentially makes the game NG+ diff already.... XD

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

Spanelsko wrote:question, i have recently started my first ever run in DS2 Scholar of the First Sin, if anyone here played it as well as the third game, is it just me or is Dark Souls 3 boringly easy? (speedrunning the game at this point just to farm achievements and tons of pvp as well)

While the DS2 on the other hand is far superior in regards to difficulty? Of course objectively way worse game then the third but i find the second one way more fun :p

BTW just to clarify when i am talking about difficult keep in mind that i by accident at the very start of the game joined the "Company Of Champions" which essentially makes the game NG+ diff already.... XD

Most of DS difficulty comes from it being new and underestimated, so you've learned. I hated when DS2 got gamier in it's difficulty, personally

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko, Free Salvation

Finally made an actual Factbook for my nation, gotta remember to finish it

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Fellow Citizens

I have updated the Citizenship Roster. Those who have been unintentionally excluded may contact me personally here by TG or on Discord.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=cofn_office_of_the_consulship/detail=factbook/id=1221254

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

Fellow citizens,

Please see and answer the poll on NS regarding reviving the regions government and holding new elections.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

poggers

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:poggers

poggers

- a twitch emote typically used to express enthusiasm, enthrawlment or other sophisticated emotions of happiness and dopamine

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Unfallious, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:poggers

I am going to BATTER YOU

Nuremgard, Unfallious, Lavan Tiri

Lex Caledonia wrote:I am going to BATTER YOU

consider this:

poge

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:consider this:

poge

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716761160937898045.png?v=1

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:consider this:

poge

poge, noun.

- a ludicrous or bumbling person; a fool; a buffoon; an idiot; a dolt

Lavan Tiri, Free Salvation

Lex Caledonia wrote:https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716761160937898045.png?v=1

IMAGINE POSTING DISCORD EMOTES ON THE RMB

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:IMAGINE POSTING DISCORD EMOTES ON THE RMB

I'll post you on the RMB:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.879684108.8165/aps,504x498,small,transparent-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u1.jpg

Jaslandia, Unfallious, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SPEAKER

The records of the Constitution and Law Code have been amended to reflect the following activities from Parliament:

B022 (L010) — Political Organization (Reform) Act 2018

CA010 (CA003) — Dual Consul Government Reformation Amendment

B023 (L011) — Codification of Consulship Governmental Offices Act

SA003 — Amendments to the Law Code pursuant to the DCGRA

B024 (L012) — Border Security Act

This brings the record up to date with currently enacted law.

—Bearlong, Speaker of Parliament

ps. yes i know about the bbcode issues. it was hard enough trying to find all the old sh*t i would use to organize this so deal with it for the time being.

pps. yes, i am well aware that "for the time being" most likely means "for the next two years when i update the law code again"

Jaslandia, Unfallious, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

Fellow citizens,

A bill is currently under second reading debate, regarding the simplification of the office nations used for regional documentation.

https://thecoffincofn.boards.net/thread/109/government-offices-act-2020

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Free Salvation

Lavan Tiri wrote:I know I'm a hypocrite for joining the Discord right after saying it suck

you're the big poopoo lavan

Lex Caledonia wrote:I am going to BATTER YOU

poggers in the chat

Kalaron-A wrote:-snipyercok-

kal, gonna be completely honest here, i see it less of us "being tired" when montaris happened and more "we were stupid enough to trust ruclax with being a fecking monarch"

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Free Salvation, Kalaron-A

Chernarus State wrote:you're the big poopoo lavan

poggers in the chat

kal, gonna be completely honest here, i see it less of us "being tired" when montaris happened and more "we were stupid enough to trust ruclax with being a fecking monarch"

It wasn't a "smart" thing to do, but "tired" is my short-hand for "Staying in the NGA seemed like a worse option". Stupid would be if we'd been trusting of him enough to give him actual powers *as* said Monarch. It's like the dumb "knighting" that Puerto (Ruclax?) got when he joined the region, zero actual power to it but plenty to keep him quiet and content for a while. IMO that's part of why Ru got so frustrated. He took the role of "Monarch" because he thought it'd do a lot for his power, but then he found out just how little there was for him to do with it and took the wind out of his bubble. Even inventing crises to get emergency powers kind of flopped on him because back then we had enough endorsements on the World Assembly Rep that pulling it off of him would have been difficult for the group.

Lavan Tiri, Limitlessness

Chernarus State wrote:you're the big poopoo lavan

poggers in the chat

kal, gonna be completely honest here, i see it less of us "being tired" when montaris happened and more "we were stupid enough to trust ruclax with being a fecking monarch"

I could offer myself as benevolent Führer :P

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Limitlessness, Kalaron-A

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:I could offer myself as benevolent Führer :P

Half of me: "Peng as [I]Der Fuhrer[/I]? That might be interesting."

Other Half: "Not another one..... THE HORROR!"

Bearlong, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Limitlessness

Russkov Soviet wrote:Half of me: "Peng as [I]Der Fuhrer[/I]? That might be interesting."

Other Half: "Not another one..... THE HORROR!"

Hehe, charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. ;P

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Limitlessness, Kalaron-A

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Hehe, charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. ;P

Well, there is a lot of useless life around here. Honestly, the proud German volk should not be expected to support them.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Limitlessness

Gualimole wrote:Well, there is a lot of useless life around here. Honestly, the proud German volk should not be expected to support them.

Woah. You're still here? Thought you'd CTE ages ago.

Lavan Tiri, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:Woah. You're still here? Thought you'd CTE ages ago.

I came back after ignoring NS for Discord for a long time.

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Free Salvation

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Hehe, charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. ;P

Charming? Why tha- [I]YOU WHAT?!?[/I]

........

It would seem the Fuhrer wants to have a go at fox hunting. xP

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Russkov Soviet wrote:It would seem the Fuhrer wants to have a go at fox hunting. xP

No, Mr. Russkov. I expect you to die. :P

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Nuremgard wrote:Woah. You're still here? Thought you'd CTE ages ago.

unfortunately not

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:No, Mr. Russkov. I expect you to die. :P

You've got to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko

Unfallious wrote:unfortunately not

Lol, charming

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

(Anthem plays)

Good Morning from the Federation!

I will start by saying 'thank you' to all the travelers who were patient with us as we hosted the ceremonies a few days ago. The borders are open once again.

Over in our captiol city, we have begun preparations to swear in our new leader. Zacia Milikova will take the proverbial throne with majority support from both the populace and the Kremlin. Josef Reznov, the current leader, made the decision yesterday. "[I]In the spirit of diversity, we have decided to end the string of male leaders that have been at the front of our nation for decades. As we embrace a new species and a new style of thinking, it would only make sense to instill a leader who will continue to follow the new path.[/I]" -(Taken from an earlier speech). We will work on updating our factbooks and seeing to our international relations.

Military officials in the Kremlin have also put the Armed Forces on standby as they discuss the possibility of another conflict in the near future.

That is all the news we have at this time. This is RSNN signing off.

(Anthem plays)

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko

Citizens shall find in their telegrams information on candidacy for the coming election, to be held between 2 and 5 July.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Percyton, Kalaron-A

never thought i'd live to see the day that this term would end

Bearlong, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton

Weekly polls will be returning as well; we'll try avoiding older subjects but forgive me if we vote for Lichtenstein still being the best micro-state.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Kalaron-A

Lex Caledonia wrote:Weekly polls will be returning as well; we'll try avoiding older subjects but forgive me if we vote for Lichtenstein still being the best micro-state.

If elected Consul my first action will to be an immediate reinstatement of nightly Tea Times.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Kalaron-A

Lavan Tiri wrote:If elected Consul my first action will to be an immediate reinstatement of nightly Tea Times.

You got my ultra-provisional vote tbh

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:If elected Consul my first action will to be an immediate reinstatement of nightly Tea Times.

poge

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron-A wrote:You got my ultra-provisional vote tbh

Can I have your real vote if my second act is exiling Unf

Penguania And Antarctica

Lavan Tiri wrote:Can I have your real vote if my second act is exiling Unf

Maybe not my vote but something could be arranged ;P

I'm sure Sully wouldn't mind ::::P

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

MERCUNOVA/LAVAN TIRI FOR COMMONWEALTH CONSULS 2020

LET'S ELECT OUR FIRST PAIR OF GAY LOVERS

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:MERCUNOVA/LAVAN TIRI FOR COMMONWEALTH CONSULS 2020

LET'S ELECT OUR FIRST PAIR OF GAY LOVERS

This is hyper liberal identity politics and I will not stand for it.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:This is hyper liberal identity politics and I will not stand for it.

you're just jealous i got Merc first

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:you're just jealous i got Merc first

I'm not bitter. (hides my salt)

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:I'm not bitter. (hides my salt)

you're a Scot, you're bitter

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:you're a Scot, you're bitter

This is true. I was born with a chip on both shoulders.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Russkov Soviet wrote:(Anthem plays)

Good Morning from the Federation!

I will start by saying 'thank you' to all the travelers who were patient with us as we hosted the ceremonies a few days ago. The borders are open once again.

Over in our captiol city, we have begun preparations to swear in our new leader. Zacia Milikova will take the proverbial throne with majority support from both the populace and the Kremlin. Josef Reznov, the current leader, made the decision yesterday. "[I]In the spirit of diversity, we have decided to end the string of male leaders that have been at the front of our nation for decades. As we embrace a new species and a new style of thinking, it would only make sense to instill a leader who will continue to follow the new path.[/I]" -(Taken from an earlier speech). We will work on updating our factbooks and seeing to our international relations.

Military officials in the Kremlin have also put the Armed Forces on standby as they discuss the possibility of another conflict in the near future.

That is all the news we have at this time. This is RSNN signing off.

(Anthem plays)

Congratulations reds, although i do wonder what you equ's refer to as "possible another conflict" i mean, outside of spreading your peasant collectives around the world i can also see a potential another war with us, so tell me now red worm, wanna fight? - Leader of Spanelsko (as insane as per usual)

On unrelated note, i bought recently warband (mount and blade) and found out by accident that cavalry is insanely over powered.

I can fight with my force of about 100 men armies of up to 400 alone and with about 10% losses wipe out the enemies.

Even funnier was when yesterday after we as Vaegirs attacked the Khanate we had a battle of 360 Vaegs (120 mine rest was our faction leader) against nearly 760 Khanates.

The result? about 40-50 dead and wounded on our side, enemies? Eradicated. We captured 3 of their lords and even their Khan XD

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

so to add to my earlier comment, isn't it a bit ironic that the best strategy to deal with Mongol Rush is Mongol Rushing the Mongols? :p

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica

Lavan Tiri wrote:Can I have your real vote if my second act is exiling Unf

no vote for you

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Free Salvation

Spanelsko wrote:Congratulations reds, although i do wonder what you equ's refer to as "possible another conflict" i mean, outside of spreading your peasant collectives around the world i can also see a potential another war with us, so tell me now red worm, wanna fight? - Leader of Spanelsko (as insane as per usual)

On unrelated note, i bought recently warband (mount and blade) and found out by accident that cavalry is insanely over powered.

I can fight with my force of about 100 men armies of up to 400 alone and with about 10% losses wipe out the enemies.

Even funnier was when yesterday after we as Vaegirs attacked the Khanate we had a battle of 360 Vaegs (120 mine rest was our faction leader) against nearly 760 Khanates.

The result? about 40-50 dead and wounded on our side, enemies? Eradicated. We captured 3 of their lords and even their Khan XD

We've been seeing an increase in drug trafficking from some cartels. The Kremlin is divided between increasing security on the border* or simply invading the offending country** that houses the cartels.

* I'm not going to build a wall like Trump. Our border is just too big.

** I don't know who I'm going to use, but it's going to be one of the game generated nations. Like Blackacre, Maxtopia, ECT.

Ah..... Warband. That was a fun game. I was glad to work under King Ragnar of the Nords. Before I left Warband to go to the new Bannerlord, the only time I captured all of Calradia. That and he gave me way more fiefs. I didn't ask for any, but ended up with nearly all of Swadia under my rule.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Free Salvation

Unfallious wrote:no vote for you

bltch you want to be exiled

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Lavan Tiri wrote:bltch you want to be exiled

is this a trick question

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:bltch you want to be exiled

exile muh boaby

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Lex Caledonia wrote:exile muh boaby

Intae ma erse.

Lavan Tiri, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova

Russkov Soviet wrote: Before I left Warband to go to the new Bannerlord, the only time I captured all of Calradia.

I just realized I never finished this. I meant to say: "... captured all of Calradia [I]was with the Nords.[/I]"

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:I just realized I never finished this. I meant to say: "... captured all of Calradia [I]was with the Nords.[/I]"

Good job on that, we are about to finnish off the Khanate in my game (last 2 cities as i took over their last 2 castles) and guess what happens....

Kingdom of Rhodocks declares war on Vaegris

LITERALY 1 IN GAME DAY LATER

Swadia Declares War on Vaegirs

now i am just waiting for when the nords come to gang us as well. So much for "no risk of war" XD

Also is it just in my campaign or is Dhimi (one of the Swadi cities) a hot spot for invasions?

Every... Single War we have been in Dhimi falls and is recaptured about 4-5 times. Save with AI on AI wars.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Spanelsko wrote:Good job on that, we are about to finnish off the Khanate in my game (last 2 cities as i took over their last 2 castles) and guess what happens....

Kingdom of Rhodocks declares war on Vaegris

LITERALY 1 IN GAME DAY LATER

Swadia Declares War on Vaegirs

now i am just waiting for when the nords come to gang us as well. So much for "no risk of war" XD

Also is it just in my campaign or is Dhimi (one of the Swadi cities) a hot spot for invasions?

Every... Single War we have been in Dhimi falls and is recaptured about 4-5 times. Save with AI on AI wars.

Yeah... That's Warband for you. The AI is coded to be pretty hostile. And *Dhirim* is a meme actually. I don't know why that city is so favored.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lavan_tiri/detail=factbook/id=1395723

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Russkov Soviet wrote:Yeah... That's Warband for you. The AI is coded to be pretty hostile. And *Dhirim* is a meme actually. I don't know why that city is so favored.

Swadia seems to really hate us, as they ignored by now 2 border incidents with the Nords just to pick another fight with us :p

As for Sultane they are quite chill, i think they were involved in about 3 wars (current day 280) 2 of them against Rhodocks and 1 Khanate.

As for Nords they really like to fight us (we keep losing wars to them since AI never makes me a marshall) and the meme known as Dhirim, as i left today Warband for a bit i looked over at Dhirim as i was saving and it said that Rhodocks are attacking it, so yeah the city will fall again once i return to the game :p

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

f*ck, now that i think about it, since Dhirim is the city of world's desire, is the AI constantly attacking us just cause they want Dhirim themselves? XD

It would make sense as in the first 50 days of the game Dhirim became Nordic and then Khanate.....

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Spanelsko wrote:f*ck, now that i think about it, since Dhirim is the city of world's desire, is the AI constantly attacking us just cause they want Dhirim themselves? XD

It would make sense as in the first 50 days of the game Dhirim became Nordic and then Khanate.....

It would make sense. In all my save games though? Dhirim NEVER left Swadian hands UNTIL it I took it. Must also be luck based.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko

Lavan Tiri wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lavan_tiri/detail=factbook/id=1395723

Where can I book a trip? :)

Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Where can I book a trip? :)

Up my ass and to the right

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Free Salvation

Lavan Tiri wrote:Up my ass and to the right

Hmm. Inconvenient way.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Percyton, Free Salvation

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Hmm. Inconvenient way.

And talk about violating social distancing ;p

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Hmm. Inconvenient way.

Not if you're gay.

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Nuremgard wrote:Not if you're gay.

Assuming that only those people do that stuff.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Mercunova, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:Up my ass and to the right

took wrong turn and ended up in the prostate and found the ruins of the ancient state of hgvar

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Unfallious wrote:took wrong turn and ended up in the prostate and found the ruins of the ancient state of hgvar

Are the Mayans in there too? It wouldn't surprise me if that's where they've been hiding :P

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Unfallious wrote:took wrong turn and ended up in the prostate and found the ruins of the ancient state of hgvar

You went too far

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Fellow Citizens,

Candidacy remains open until Wednesday, and there are currently enough candidates to fill offices by acclamation, but no competitive races as of yet. If you're interested in running check your TGs.

☿ Merc

Consul

Nuremgard, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Can I file to run for more than one position cos I wanna unseat and dethrone Unf

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Kalaron-A

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kalaron/detail=factbook/id=1391280

The Gamma Variant is gonna hold a Graviton Lance, using a Quantum Bullshitium Black Hole contained in the third nacelle, one can manipulate it such that the gravitation is "magnified" along a particular direction (Maybe using an exotic version of a magnetic mirror as a "firing chamber" of sorts) when the system is active. That turns it into a Spaghettification Cannon of sorts. Very few "shots" and a total spinal-mount though.

Russkov Soviet, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Lavan Tiri wrote:Can I file to run for more than one position cos I wanna unseat and dethrone Unf

whatever will i do when you take the prestigious position of... -checks notes- supreme court justice

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton

Unfallious wrote:whatever will i do when you take the prestigious position of... -checks notes- supreme court justice

cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shlt and cųm?

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

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