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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
LOL its true.
Holy sh!t. Quoting SP's Al Gore. Sh!t is cereal as f*ck.
https://twist.moe/a/bokunopico/1
I know: if i quote a cereal veep, then it is cereal :p
Nuremgard
https://youtu.be/J5q-ZaW9f-k
Nuremgard
That's probably gonna get taken down
Indeed it is.
He pushed me into the the cabinet door when it was open (After putting me on the counter no less.) I told him to stop so I could close it, but he didn't. Needless to say, it made a pop as the hinge broke.
We were kissing so I can see where he got distracted tho :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
I didn't even click on the link. Do not need that kind of thing in my browser history. Soft loli breathing though? All day.
When you're in the throes of passion, cabinets are meaningless.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHiL9LgS-9w
...
i'm so sorry for this; also, sh*t, i wished Big Willy or Mark were here so I could mock them for this guy being Canadian
Nuremgard
I clicked on it and all I saw was some anime vid.
it is nsfw: that's how i found out about boku no pico :p
it gets pretty bloody lewdle
Ah, okay.
You didn't watch far enough.
also, it kinda blurs the line with child lewdness (protag is about 15, but the appearance and everything makes him seem younger)
Boku no Pico is Shotacon Hentai. Its pornographic basically. The name is in the link.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it's mild compared to the filth in my browser history.
Give me links for I won't believe you.
Only in Japan.
Oh, it's hentai. Okay.
If I did that, I'd need to silence you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5D1WpJ9C4 (can confirm the subtitles are accurate :p)
https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A
Silence me? Why?
it is some noice stuff though
yeah boiiii
It's a joke. I'm making a humourous jibe by implying I'm into depraved stuff.
Eh, I prefer actual porn.
Confederal States
Prefer actual porn? Don't you know that 2D is superior to 3D?
I have seen some computerised porn though, like video game type stuff which can be surprisingly hot.
https://youtu.be/zmQWPkDfy6U
no homo but i do occasionally look at some real HE stuff :p
What games do you play?
HE?
I barely play games these days.
Penguania And Antarctica, Nuova Constidor
homoerotica
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
don't tell me what to do :p
I have never played games that much. Maybe an hour or two per week for me. So what games did you play when you were younger?
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
No hetero here but I sometimes look at straight stuff.
He's also thrown me around, notably, onto a bed :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Harry Potter games, Medieval, Rayman, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Road Rash, The Simpsons Hit & Run, The Sims Bustin' Out, The Sims 2. That's a few off the top of my head.
Penguania And Antarctica
I think the weirdest and surprisingly best one I found so far was some straight stuff, up the chute, and rather strangely the partner made no sound whatsoever
Nuremgard
Cool. I play Supreme Ruler, Victoria II, some HOI IV, and Crisis in the Kremlin.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Lucky you have someone to throw you around. The only injury I'm in danger of getting is repetitive wrist strain injury.
same here
Nuremgard
https://youtu.be/meT2eqgDjiM
Nuremgard
being completely honest, not a single word, not even a whimper or moan
I only watch straight stuff for the guys though. Did you know there is a genre of straight porn that is actually made to cater to a gay male audience?
I used to like tycoon style games. Building cities, theme parks etc.
Penguania And Antarctica, Nuova Constidor
yep: i've seen it before
Nuremgard
She sounds boring. Though I suppose it's better than the fake screaming they sometimes do.
Same.
Anyway, I need to go do some work. Bye!
Penguania And Antarctica
Catch you later, mate.
Penguania And Antarctica
actually, given all the hardcore stuff i'd seen before, plus the guy was going as a fast pace, it was impressive for the most part
Nuremgard
Really though.
Tim is nice and strong, and I'd be lying if I said I only liked the night for how we cuddled after :P
Nuremgard
i still wonder if cuddling has any other connotations like box punching (that's right bitches, another Discord meme of mine's :p)
Penguania And Antarctica
We may have, we also may have done so in multiple rooms.
It's entirely possible :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDorQ4tCgM
Nuremgard
In Tse's words, it was "HOT"
Nuremgard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VBY3S0x9o
:p
hot, steamy, and G H E Y
Nuremgard, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&ab_channel=RetroPep
Nuremgard, Nuova Constidor
just let it inside you :p
Nuremgard, Confederal States
I get it. You're a fedora-wearing atheist.
Ain't nothing wrong with atheists.
Fedoras on the other hand...
*looks at fedora in closet and at religious background* yet I still enjoy it :p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg
Nuremgard
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg
I used to be one of those idiots. Damn.
lit meme fam: i bought the fedora for sh*ts and giggles, though
"I use ideology as a litmus test for intelligence. Anyone who isn't an enlightened anarcho-communist who conquers bread and watches Lazy Town to understand gift economies must be bred out of the gene pool.
-Probably Friedensreich
/s
Nuremgard, Vista Major
*sighs* Imagine, a PMT Andromitus; An A.I. maintained Control/Post-Scarcity Economy, MeritoTechnocratic Soviet Democracy, near total federal transparency, the most abusable of civil rights....
*Hon's extensively*
The term National Bolshevik, Nazbol, is a political fringe ideology; I link to think that they're the Anarcho-Primitivists of the fringe Ideologies (i.e. idiocy incarnate)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bolshevism
Nuremgard
I am very pleased with this region for giving this country a place to call home.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
*See's NS stats*
*Revolutions*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
We consider it an honor
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Pocomokey
Jesus, you were supposed to come on September 23rd to end the world. Are you a procrastinator? Is so, then welcome to the club!
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States
If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?
Mercunova, Spanelsko
Not this dude thats 'fer sure
Vista Major
I would, political instability is good for the black market and good for my business
Vista Major, Spanelsko
Mercunova would have to remain neutral, as usual.
We'd reserve some places in our taverns for your sailors, though.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
If only to be closer to you, my diplomatic love
Wonderful
Lord knows we'll need them
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Imperialist pig dog
So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?
Percyton
I'm a student, though I do work at the front desk of a dorm hall to earn a small wage.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, The Wyoming Peoples Front
Student, not part of the labor force (I should probably get a job, though, mainly to ease up on gas and personal funds)
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Full-time college student at the moment.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I am the maintenance coordinator at a flour mill
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Pulling freight and passenger trains along Thomas' Branch Line, for the most part, but sometimes I'll pull trains on other parts of the railway.
That's cool! I'm kinda familiar with flour mills, since there are two of them on Sodor: one on Edward's Branch Line near Suddery, and another on the Main Line Loop between Killaban and Cabalnoo.
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/The_Flour_Mill
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Sodor_Flour_Mill
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Percyton, if you are a train, then how do you type?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I don't type anything. I tell my Driver and Fireman (who are humans) what I want to say, and they type it out and post it once it's safe to do so.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
How do I know that you are actually a train and are not a person pretending to be a character from Thomas and Friends?
Penguania And Antarctica
A little rude, but here's a picture my Driver just took of me.
https://i.imgur.com/pI0t2No.jpg
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States
Looking good, Percy! Is that a new coat of paint?
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
It is, thanks for noticing! The people at the Steamworks gave me a new coat of paint yesterday. It was a very nice surprise!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
If automobiles are sentient, then how do they feel about their human passengers? How do New York metros feel about homeless men taking a dump in them? How do cars feel about children making a mess out of them? And why are we just assuming that only automobiles are sentient? What if everything is sentient? How does my laptop feel about what I am writing right now?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Not everything is sentient, and there isn't an exact science to what does and doesn't alive. I've only encountered sentient vehicles and rolling stock: laptops and whatnot coming alive has never happened as far as I know. And even among things that can come alive, not all of them actually do. While I've met a few sentient road vehicles (like Caroline the Car, Bertie the Bus, and Butch the Tow Truck), most road vehicles on Sodor and in the world in general do not come alive. I also have never met a sentient metro, tube, or subway train; however, that might be because vehicles are far more likely to come alive on Sodor, and Sodor doesn't have a tube or underground railway system. Vicarstown has an urban tram system, however, and those trams are alive from what I've been told.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
If you're interested, I have a whole FAQ factbook, and I'm always taking questions for it.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=percyton/detail=factbook/id=849882
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I've been busy as of late, so I'll just post a few things.
Hello Newcomers to the CoFN! My name is Alexander Dimitri Coltsov, the current Premier of the Equestrian Empire and Lord of Russia. What can this anthropomorphic war horse do to help you?
And looking good in that new paint Percyton! Hope Henry's feeling better. Oh! Before I forget...The pirate problem is nearly solved. One of our patrols spotted what appears to be the main base, so we'll be besieging it soon..and I'll have the GRC tracks ready soon.
And to awswer The Wyoming Peoples Front's question: (IC) I'm the Premier of the Equestrian Empire...nuf said. ... (OOC) I'm a manager of a deli chain. Think Jason's Deli, McAllisters, ect.
Oh... and if anyone sees buildups of our military force inside our borders, please don't be alarmed. Thanks to some advances in tech and a change of leadership, the Red Army is testing our soldiers.
Thanks all! Have great day/night! *neighs*
Ah jeez. Almost forgot. Vista Major, I'm currently holding talks with the leaders of at least twenty of Mexico's drug cartels. We are discussing....stuff...about Mexico.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
You can do it! make them suffer! Imperialism good!
What we have discovered is the bureaucrats natural habitat, soothingly narrates renowned naturalist Nigel Verithorough. We have visited this tribal community several times since its discovery and have made great strides in understanding their unfamiliar ways. What was immediately clear to us was that this community would never be able to survive in our world. In the name of cultural preservation, we must protect their environment - in this case, the catacombs of Spanelskos Capitol. Study and observe, but do not destroy, Leader.
I know my people are dumb but really, how could it be this bad?
After deciding= The Talking Point
Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
Jaslandia, Percyton
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.