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Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I can attest to that: literally 10 hours of loli breathing

LOL its true.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I'm super cereal about this

Holy sh!t. Quoting SP's Al Gore. Sh!t is cereal as f*ck.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I can attest to that: literally 10 hours of loli breathing

https://twist.moe/a/bokunopico/1

Nuremgard wrote:Holy sh!t. Quoting SP's Al Gore. Sh!t is cereal as f*ck.

I know: if i quote a cereal veep, then it is cereal :p

Nuremgard

Nuova Constidor wrote:https://twist.moe/a/bokunopico/1

https://youtu.be/J5q-ZaW9f-k

Nuremgard

Nuova Constidor wrote:https://twist.moe/a/bokunopico/1

That's probably gonna get taken down

Nuova Constidor wrote:Is cannabis legal where you two live?

Indeed it is.

Nuremgard wrote:You serious? If so, that's awesome lol

He pushed me into the the cabinet door when it was open (After putting me on the counter no less.) I told him to stop so I could close it, but he didn't. Needless to say, it made a pop as the hinge broke.

We were kissing so I can see where he got distracted tho :P

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:That's probably gonna get taken down

I didn't even click on the link. Do not need that kind of thing in my browser history. Soft loli breathing though? All day.

Kalaron wrote:Indeed it is.

He pushed me into the the cabinet door when it was open (After putting me on the counter no less.) I told him to stop so I could close it, but he didn't. Needless to say, it made a pop as the hinge broke.

We were kissing so I can see where he got distracted tho :P

When you're in the throes of passion, cabinets are meaningless.

Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica

Tserra wrote:https://youtu.be/J5q-ZaW9f-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHiL9LgS-9w

...

i'm so sorry for this; also, sh*t, i wished Big Willy or Mark were here so I could mock them for this guy being Canadian

Nuremgard

Tserra wrote:I didn't even click on the link. Do not need that kind of thing in my browser history. Soft loli breathing though? All day.

I clicked on it and all I saw was some anime vid.

Tserra wrote:I didn't even click on the link. Do not need that kind of thing in my browser history. Soft loli breathing though? All day.

it is nsfw: that's how i found out about boku no pico :p

Nuremgard wrote:I clicked on it and all I saw was some anime vid.

it gets pretty bloody lewdle

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:it gets pretty bloody lewdle

Ah, okay.

Nuremgard wrote:I clicked on it and all I saw was some anime vid.

You didn't watch far enough.

Nuremgard wrote:Ah, okay.

also, it kinda blurs the line with child lewdness (protag is about 15, but the appearance and everything makes him seem younger)

Nuremgard wrote:I clicked on it and all I saw was some anime vid.

Boku no Pico is Shotacon Hentai. Its pornographic basically. The name is in the link.

Nuova Constidor wrote:You didn't watch far enough.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's mild compared to the filth in my browser history.

Nuremgard wrote:Whatever it is, I'm sure it's mild compared to the filth in my browser history.

Give me links for I won't believe you.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:also, it kinda blurs the line with child lewdness (protag is about 15, but the appearance and everything makes him seem younger)

Only in Japan.

Tserra wrote:Boku no Pico is Shotacon Hentai. Its pornographic basically. The name is in the link.

Oh, it's hentai. Okay.

Nuova Constidor wrote:Give me links for I won't believe you.

If I did that, I'd need to silence you.

Tserra wrote:I didn't even click on the link. Do not need that kind of thing in my browser history. Soft loli breathing though? All day.

Nuova Constidor wrote:You didn't watch far enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5D1WpJ9C4 (can confirm the subtitles are accurate :p)

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:it is nsfw: that's how i found out about boku no pico :p

https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A

Nuremgard wrote:If I did that, I'd need to silence you.

Silence me? Why?

Nuremgard wrote:Only in Japan.

Oh, it's hentai. Okay.

it is some noice stuff though

Tserra wrote:https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A

yeah boiiii

Nuova Constidor wrote:Silence me? Why?

It's a joke. I'm making a humourous jibe by implying I'm into depraved stuff.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:it is some noice stuff though

Eh, I prefer actual porn.

Confederal States

Nuremgard wrote:It's a joke. I'm making a humourous jibe by implying I'm into depraved stuff.

Eh, I prefer actual porn.

Prefer actual porn? Don't you know that 2D is superior to 3D?

Nuova Constidor wrote:Prefer actual porn? Don't you know that 2D is superior to 3D?

I have seen some computerised porn though, like video game type stuff which can be surprisingly hot.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:yeah boiiii

https://youtu.be/zmQWPkDfy6U

Nuremgard wrote:It's a joke. I'm making a humourous jibe by implying I'm into depraved stuff.

Eh, I prefer actual porn.

no homo but i do occasionally look at some real HE stuff :p

Nuremgard wrote:I have seen some computerised porn though, like video game type stuff which can be surprisingly hot.

What games do you play?

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:no homo but i do occasionally look at some real HE stuff :p

HE?

Nuova Constidor wrote:What games do you play?

I barely play games these days.

Penguania And Antarctica, Nuova Constidor

Nuremgard wrote:HE?

homoerotica

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Tserra wrote:https://youtu.be/zmQWPkDfy6U

don't tell me what to do :p

Nuremgard wrote:I barely play games these days.

I have never played games that much. Maybe an hour or two per week for me. So what games did you play when you were younger?

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:homoerotica

No hetero here but I sometimes look at straight stuff.

Nuremgard wrote:When you're in the throes of passion, cabinets are meaningless.

He's also thrown me around, notably, onto a bed :P

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:I have never played games that much. Maybe an hour or two per week for me. So what games did you play when you were younger?

The Harry Potter games, Medieval, Rayman, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Road Rash, The Simpsons Hit & Run, The Sims Bustin' Out, The Sims 2. That's a few off the top of my head.

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:No hetero here but I sometimes look at straight stuff.

I think the weirdest and surprisingly best one I found so far was some straight stuff, up the chute, and rather strangely the partner made no sound whatsoever

Nuremgard

Nuremgard wrote:The Harry Potter games, Medieval, Rayman, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Road Rash, The Simpsons Hit & Run, The Sims Bustin' Out, The Sims 2. That's a few off the top of my head.

Cool. I play Supreme Ruler, Victoria II, some HOI IV, and Crisis in the Kremlin.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron wrote:He's also thrown me around, notably, onto a bed :P

Lucky you have someone to throw you around. The only injury I'm in danger of getting is repetitive wrist strain injury.

Nuremgard wrote:Lucky you have someone to throw you around. The only injury I'm in danger of getting is repetitive wrist strain injury.

same here

Nuremgard

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I think the weirdest and surprisingly best one I found so far was some straight stuff, up the chute, and rather strangely the partner made no sound whatsoever

https://youtu.be/meT2eqgDjiM

Nuremgard

Tserra wrote:https://youtu.be/meT2eqgDjiM

being completely honest, not a single word, not even a whimper or moan

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:I think the weirdest and surprisingly best one I found so far was some straight stuff, up the chute, and rather strangely the partner made no sound whatsoever

I only watch straight stuff for the guys though. Did you know there is a genre of straight porn that is actually made to cater to a gay male audience?

Nuova Constidor wrote:Cool. I play Supreme Ruler, Victoria II, some HOI IV, and Crisis in the Kremlin.

I used to like tycoon style games. Building cities, theme parks etc.

Penguania And Antarctica, Nuova Constidor

Nuremgard wrote:I only watch straight stuff for the guys though. Did you know there is a genre of straight porn that is actually made to cater to a gay male audience?

I used to like tycoon style games. Building cities, theme parks etc.

yep: i've seen it before

Nuremgard

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:being completely honest, not a single word, not even a whimper or moan

She sounds boring. Though I suppose it's better than the fake screaming they sometimes do.

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:yep: i've seen it before

Same.

Nuremgard wrote:I only watch straight stuff for the guys though. Did you know there is a genre of straight porn that is actually made to cater to a gay male audience?

I used to like tycoon style games. Building cities, theme parks etc.

Anyway, I need to go do some work. Bye!

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:Anyway, I need to go do some work. Bye!

Catch you later, mate.

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:She sounds boring. Though I suppose it's better than the fake screaming they sometimes do.

actually, given all the hardcore stuff i'd seen before, plus the guy was going as a fast pace, it was impressive for the most part

Nuremgard

Nuremgard wrote:Lucky you have someone to throw you around. The only injury I'm in danger of getting is repetitive wrist strain injury.

Really though.

Tim is nice and strong, and I'd be lying if I said I only liked the night for how we cuddled after :P

Nuremgard

Kalaron wrote:Really though.

Tim is nice and strong, and I'd be lying if I said I only liked the night for how we cuddled after :P

i still wonder if cuddling has any other connotations like box punching (that's right bitches, another Discord meme of mine's :p)

Penguania And Antarctica

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:i still wonder if cuddling has any other connotations like box punching (that's right bitches, another Discord meme of mine's :p)

We may have, we also may have done so in multiple rooms.

It's entirely possible :P

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms

Kalaron wrote:We may have, we also may have done so in multiple rooms.

It's entirely possible :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDorQ4tCgM

Nuremgard

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDorQ4tCgM

In Tse's words, it was "HOT"

Nuremgard

Tserra wrote:https://youtu.be/J5q-ZaW9f-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VBY3S0x9o

:p

Kalaron wrote:In Tse's words, it was "HOT"

hot, steamy, and G H E Y

Nuremgard, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:https://twist.moe/a/bokunopico/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&ab_channel=RetroPep

Nuremgard, Nuova Constidor

Confederal States wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&ab_channel=RetroPep

just let it inside you :p

Nuremgard, Confederal States

Confederal States wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&ab_channel=RetroPep

I get it. You're a fedora-wearing atheist.

Nuova Constidor wrote:I get it. You're a fedora-wearing atheist.

Ain't nothing wrong with atheists.

Fedoras on the other hand...

Nuova Constidor wrote:I get it. You're a fedora-wearing atheist.

*looks at fedora in closet and at religious background* yet I still enjoy it :p

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States

Nuremgard wrote:Ain't nothing wrong with atheists.

Fedoras on the other hand...

https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg

Nuremgard

Pirate Kingdoms wrote:*looks at fedora in closet and at religious background* yet I still enjoy it :p

https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg

Nuova Constidor wrote:https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg

I used to be one of those idiots. Damn.

Nuova Constidor wrote:https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0043/35/1386178243889.jpg

lit meme fam: i bought the fedora for sh*ts and giggles, though

"I use ideology as a litmus test for intelligence. Anyone who isn't an enlightened anarcho-communist who conquers bread and watches Lazy Town to understand gift economies must be bred out of the gene pool.

-Probably Friedensreich

/s

Nuremgard, Vista Major

Friedensreich wrote:Nah. I know it’s allowed here, but I can’t explain communism working in a modern (2017) setting. I was able to explain it through specialization in a PMT setting, but here I’m more restricted.

*sighs* Imagine, a PMT Andromitus; An A.I. maintained Control/Post-Scarcity Economy, MeritoTechnocratic Soviet Democracy, near total federal transparency, the most abusable of civil rights....

*Hon's extensively*

Nuremgard wrote:He says they are right wing Bolsheviks but I don't think that's even a thing...

The term National Bolshevik, Nazbol, is a political fringe ideology; I link to think that they're the Anarcho-Primitivists of the fringe Ideologies (i.e. idiocy incarnate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bolshevism

Nuremgard

I am very pleased with this region for giving this country a place to call home.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica

Pocomokey wrote:I am very pleased with this region for giving this country a place to call home.

*See's NS stats*

*Revolutions*

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Andromitus wrote:

*See's NS stats*

*Revolutions*

Thank you for admiring life in this country. Likewise, we admire your economy.

Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica

Pocomokey wrote:I am very pleased with this region for giving this country a place to call home.

We consider it an honor

Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Pocomokey

Pocomokey wrote:I am very pleased with this region for giving this country a place to call home.

Jesus, you were supposed to come on September 23rd to end the world. Are you a procrastinator? Is so, then welcome to the club!

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States

If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

Mercunova, Spanelsko

Vista Major wrote:If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

Not this dude thats 'fer sure

Vista Major

Vista Major wrote:If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

I would, political instability is good for the black market and good for my business

Vista Major, Spanelsko

Vista Major wrote:If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

Mercunova would have to remain neutral, as usual.

We'd reserve some places in our taverns for your sailors, though.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica

Andromitus wrote:Not this dude thats 'fer sure

If only to be closer to you, my diplomatic love

King Khan And The Shrines wrote:I would, political instability is good for the black market and good for my business

Wonderful

Mercunova wrote:Mercunova would have to remain neutral, as usual.

We'd reserve some places in our taverns for your sailors, though.

Lord knows we'll need them

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Vista Major wrote:If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

Imperialist pig dog

So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?

Percyton

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?

I'm a student, though I do work at the front desk of a dorm hall to earn a small wage.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, The Wyoming Peoples Front

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?

Student, not part of the labor force (I should probably get a job, though, mainly to ease up on gas and personal funds)

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?

Full-time college student at the moment.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

I am the maintenance coordinator at a flour mill

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:So just curious, what does everyone do for a living?

Pulling freight and passenger trains along Thomas' Branch Line, for the most part, but sometimes I'll pull trains on other parts of the railway.

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:I am the maintenance coordinator at a flour mill

That's cool! I'm kinda familiar with flour mills, since there are two of them on Sodor: one on Edward's Branch Line near Suddery, and another on the Main Line Loop between Killaban and Cabalnoo.

http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/The_Flour_Mill

http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Sodor_Flour_Mill

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton, if you are a train, then how do you type?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Nuova Constidor wrote:Percyton, if you are a train, then how do you type?

I don't type anything. I tell my Driver and Fireman (who are humans) what I want to say, and they type it out and post it once it's safe to do so.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:I don't type anything. I tell my Driver and Fireman (who are humans) what I want to say, and they type it out and post it once it's safe to do so.

How do I know that you are actually a train and are not a person pretending to be a character from Thomas and Friends?

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:How do I know that you are actually a train and are not a person pretending to be a character from Thomas and Friends?

A little rude, but here's a picture my Driver just took of me.

https://i.imgur.com/pI0t2No.jpg

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Confederal States

Percyton wrote:A little rude, but here's a picture my Driver just took of me.

https://i.imgur.com/pI0t2No.jpg

Looking good, Percy! Is that a new coat of paint?

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Jaslandia wrote:Looking good, Percy! Is that a new coat of paint?

It is, thanks for noticing! The people at the Steamworks gave me a new coat of paint yesterday. It was a very nice surprise!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:A little rude, but here's a picture my Driver just took of me.

https://i.imgur.com/pI0t2No.jpg

If automobiles are sentient, then how do they feel about their human passengers? How do New York metros feel about homeless men taking a dump in them? How do cars feel about children making a mess out of them? And why are we just assuming that only automobiles are sentient? What if everything is sentient? How does my laptop feel about what I am writing right now?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Nuova Constidor wrote:If automobiles are sentient, then how do they feel about their human passengers? How do New York metros feel about homeless men taking a dump in them? How do cars feel about children making a mess out of them? And why are we just assuming that only automobiles are sentient? What if everything is sentient? How does my laptop feel about what I am writing right now?

Not everything is sentient, and there isn't an exact science to what does and doesn't alive. I've only encountered sentient vehicles and rolling stock: laptops and whatnot coming alive has never happened as far as I know. And even among things that can come alive, not all of them actually do. While I've met a few sentient road vehicles (like Caroline the Car, Bertie the Bus, and Butch the Tow Truck), most road vehicles on Sodor and in the world in general do not come alive. I also have never met a sentient metro, tube, or subway train; however, that might be because vehicles are far more likely to come alive on Sodor, and Sodor doesn't have a tube or underground railway system. Vicarstown has an urban tram system, however, and those trams are alive from what I've been told.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuova Constidor wrote:If automobiles are sentient, then how do they feel about their human passengers? How do New York metros feel about homeless men taking a dump in them? How do cars feel about children making a mess out of them? And why are we just assuming that only automobiles are sentient? What if everything is sentient? How does my laptop feel about what I am writing right now?

If you're interested, I have a whole FAQ factbook, and I'm always taking questions for it.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=percyton/detail=factbook/id=849882

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

I've been busy as of late, so I'll just post a few things.

Hello Newcomers to the CoFN! My name is Alexander Dimitri Coltsov, the current Premier of the Equestrian Empire and Lord of Russia. What can this anthropomorphic war horse do to help you?

And looking good in that new paint Percyton! Hope Henry's feeling better. Oh! Before I forget...The pirate problem is nearly solved. One of our patrols spotted what appears to be the main base, so we'll be besieging it soon..and I'll have the GRC tracks ready soon.

And to awswer The Wyoming Peoples Front's question: (IC) I'm the Premier of the Equestrian Empire...nuf said. ... (OOC) I'm a manager of a deli chain. Think Jason's Deli, McAllisters, ect.

Oh... and if anyone sees buildups of our military force inside our borders, please don't be alarmed. Thanks to some advances in tech and a change of leadership, the Red Army is testing our soldiers.

Thanks all! Have great day/night! *neighs*

Ah jeez. Almost forgot. Vista Major, I'm currently holding talks with the leaders of at least twenty of Mexico's drug cartels. We are discussing....stuff...about Mexico.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Vista Major wrote:If I decided to conquer Mexico, who would support me?

You can do it! make them suffer! Imperialism good!

“What we have discovered is the bureaucrat’s natural habitat,” soothingly narrates renowned naturalist Nigel Verithorough. “We have visited this tribal community several times since its discovery and have made great strides in understanding their unfamiliar ways. What was immediately clear to us was that this community would never be able to survive in our world. In the name of cultural preservation, we must protect their environment - in this case, the catacombs of Spanelsko’s Capitol. Study and observe, but do not destroy, Leader.”

I know my people are dumb but really, how could it be this bad?

After deciding= The Talking Point

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.

Jaslandia, Percyton

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Written by Refuge Isle.