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Russkov Soviet wrote:Unfortunately, no. We have a few delegates like him though, including a few females.

Hot.

Russkov Soviet

Gualimole wrote:Kinky.

Kinky?

You want kinky?

Talk to Nuremgard.

Bearlong, Nuremgard, Jaslandia

Nuremgard wrote:Such as?

Food. Water. Oxygen.

Nuremgard

Mercunova wrote:Kinky?

You want kinky?

Talk to Nuremgard.

I already did.

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:I already did.

Lol believe me, not enough.

Jaslandia

Everestopia wrote:Hello, old friends.

Everest! Great to see you again! It's been too long!

Kalaron wrote:Where's Jas to post about teleprinters when you need him?

https://youtu.be/rYSgHBj1o2w

Gualimole wrote:Jas and Bear live in Florida.

I live in Tampa, but that's pretty far from Miami.

Sulania wrote:I used a predicative bot to regurgitate a part of the Communist Manifesto. This is what it gave me.

"The Communist literature that accompanied under various nationalities against marriage is in reality a bourgeois. They therefore acts clerical socialism aspires among their hindquarters who must constitute community class. They are full. Communism deprives capital and labour. They still vegetate every country. They therefore search that society with industry and commerce and communism abolishes eternal truths into harmony."

Sounds like the Communist Manifesto went through Google Translate

Gualimole wrote:Oh God, you are being infected with British informal speech. Being Floridian was already bad enough for you.

Oi! What did you say about British informal speech, you wanker? I'll punch your blimey out, I swear on me mum!

jk

Mercunova wrote:Kinky?

You want kinky?

Talk to Time Alliance.

FTFY

Bearlong, Mercunova, Gualimole

Mercunova wrote:Lol believe me, not enough.

I need to counter that criticism. Uh, believe me, you haven't talked to yourself enough.

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:I need to counter that criticism. Uh, believe me, you haven't talked to yourself enough.

Believe me, I have, enough and too much.

Misery loves company biach

Jaslandia

Mercunova wrote:Believe me, I have, enough and too much.

Misery loves company biach

If someone says "believe me", then they probably are lying.

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:If someone says "believe me", then they probably are lying.

Gualimole wrote:I need to counter that criticism. Uh, believe me, you haven't talked to yourself enough.

Bearlong, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths

Mercunova wrote:Believe me, I have, enough and too much.

Misery loves company biach

Mercunova wrote:Lol believe me, not enough.

So I just had some delicious canned food. Filet of Clupea harengus with a sauce made of Solanum lycopersicum :)

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:

Gualimole wrote:If that's a reference to something, then I don't get it.

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:So I just had some delicious canned food. Filet of Clupea harengus with a sauce made of Solanum lycopersicum :)

Wow, we have an intellectual here.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Mercunova wrote:The people can only be ruled with the iron fist of the corporate organic state.

Mercunova

Mercunova wrote:XD

We all know you have a poster of Mussolini and Rivera on your wall.

Gualimole wrote:We all know you have a poster of Mussolini and Rivera on your wall.

THE SECRET'S GETTING OUT

Penguania And Antarctica, Gualimole

Mercunova wrote:THE SECRET'S GETTING OUT

You're a fascist! We know it! We're breaking the conditioning!

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:You're a fascist! We know it! We're breaking the conditioning!

AHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

"Spread hummus, not hate!"

Hate is disgusting but so is hummus.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Gualimole wrote:Wow, we have an intellectual here.

Ego stultum asinum sum.

Mercunova

Oh no

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Yukona

Unfallious wrote:Oh no

Oh no?

Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:AHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Of course, you can't! You read Breitbart and the Daily Storm!

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Ego stultum asinum sum.

You are a donkey, Mike Myers.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Unfallious wrote:Oh no

Sulania wrote:Oh no?

Her first name is Yoko. :P

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoko_Ono

Yukona

Statement by the Chancellor

Fellow Citizens,

I would like to inform the region, for the sake of practicality, that I currently intend this to be my final consecutive term as Chancellor, and I do not intend to run for this office, in its current form, in the September election.

If reform of regional government is enacted I will consider running for office again under that new system. It is, however, otherwise unlikely.

Thank you.

☿ Merc

Chancellor

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona

Sulania wrote:Oh no?

Ohhhh yes.

Penguania And Antarctica

Sulania wrote:Oh no?

200% sure he’s reacting to Evers’ return.

Unfallious, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:200% sure he’s reacting to Evers’ return.

What's wrong with Evers? Did he burn this region to the ground three years ago or something?

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:What's wrong with Evers? Did he burn this region to the ground three years ago or something?

Nope. His administration was pretty stable, probably one of the most in fact.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:What's wrong with Evers? Did he burn this region to the ground three years ago or something?

Evers is awesome, and I treat his returns with a combination of happiness and sadness because they’re inevitably followed by frequent and long hiatuses.

For Unf’s qualms with the guy, you’d have to ask him.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Evers is awesome, and I treat his returns with a combination of happiness and sadness because they’re inevitably followed by frequent and long hiatuses.

For Unf’s qualms with the guy, you’d have to ask him.

Unf probably doesn't like Evers because Evers is a filthy Tory who should be purged by Comrade Corbyn once he comes to power after May's government inevitably falls.

Mercunova

WIP, would definitely like help from anyone interested: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sulania/detail=factbook/id=1058976

Kalaron

Sulania wrote:Nope. His administration was pretty stable, probably one of the most in fact.

S T R O N G A N D S T A B L E

Vista Major, Yukona, Cesorion

Sulania wrote:WIP, would definitely like help from anyone interested: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sulania/detail=factbook/id=1058976

If memory serves... Shortly after I joined NationStates and moved to the CFN, you posted an audio clip of you speaking with a distinct Eastern European accent.

I am less confused by the existential crisis that led to that decision than I am by the one where you arrived at describing yourself as an “anarcho-syndicalist”.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Yukona

Sulania wrote:WIP, would definitely like help from anyone interested: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sulania/detail=factbook/id=1058976

I don't help parties.

Yukona

Mercunova wrote:I don't help parties.

Don’t help ‘em, don’t attend ‘em.

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Yukona, Gualimole

Sulania wrote:I have a lot of respect for Queen Elizabeth II as a person, but she's just another human as far as blood is concerned. Bowing to her would presume that I hold her status as a Queen to be authoritative, and her status as royalty genuine, neither of which I do.

No it’s not, it’s a manner of respect to monarchs that has existed for an extremely long time. It doesn’t have to be giving her authority and dominion to her, your not her subject. Of course you can chose not to, but bowing doesn’t have to be about that. If a politician or anyone else, including myself, met a foreign king I would be inclined to bow out of respect.

Yukona wrote:No it’s not, it’s a manner of respect to monarchs that has existed for an extremely long time. It doesn’t have to be giving her authority and dominion to her, your not her subject. Of course you can chose not to, but bowing doesn’t have to be about that. If a politician or anyone else, including myself, met a foreign king I would be inclined to bow out of respect.

Why? You wouldn't bow to a president. Royalty is a man-made construct. It doesn't actually exist in a tangible way.

Mercunova, Gualimole

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Don’t help ‘em, don’t attend ‘em.

Of course, you don't attend parties. For all you know, some sh!tfaced guy could come and make some bird meat out of you.

Mercunova

Yukona wrote:snip

I wouldn't.

Nuremgard wrote:Why? You wouldn't bow to a president. Royalty is a man-made construct. It doesn't actually exist in a tangible way.

Aren't we all technically man-made and woman-made?

Yukona wrote:No it’s not, it’s a manner of respect to monarchs that has existed for an extremely long time. It doesn’t have to be giving her authority and dominion to her, your not her subject. Of course you can chose not to, but bowing doesn’t have to be about that. If a politician or anyone else, including myself, met a foreign king I would be inclined to bow out of respect.

I don't recognize her as having any innate authority than anyone else. I don't bow to a President either.

And that's fine for you, not me.

Nuremgard, Mercunova, Yukona

Gualimole wrote:Aren't we all technically man-made and woman-made?

That's not the point. Royal blood does not possess unique qualities. It's like religion. Made up by humans and only real because humans think it's real.

Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:If memory serves... Shortly after I joined NationStates and moved to the CFN, you posted an audio clip of you speaking with a distinct Eastern European accent.

I am less confused by the existential crisis that led to that decision than I am by the one where you arrived at describing yourself as an “anarcho-syndicalist”.

A lot of things happened CC. A lot of reading happened.

Edit: And I became religious, that has also influenced it.

Nuremgard wrote:That's not the point. Royal blood does not possess unique qualities. It's like religion. Made up by humans and only real because humans think it's real.

I was joking.

Sulania wrote:CC

He was once an ordinary housecat

Until he was

Zapped by God through the internet

All his power

All his knowledge

Guess he'll just debate some

Atheists on the internet!

Sorry, but I had to do that.

Mercunova, Yukona

Sulania wrote:I don't recognize her as having any innate authority than anyone else. I don't bow to a President either.

And that's fine for you, not me.

Nuremgard wrote:That's not the point. Royal blood does not possess unique qualities. It's like religion. Made up by humans and only real because humans think it's real.

https://youtu.be/sprrQ1OLW6g?t=13s

Nuremgard

Gualimole wrote:Unf probably doesn't like Evers because Evers is a filthy Tory who should be purged by Comrade Corbyn once he comes to power after May's government inevitably falls.

Presided over a corrupt administration who removed political opponents via manipulation of the court system, to be precise.

Blyat... I had to become the most corrupt in CoFN, but it was worth it. The Equestrian Red Army (ERA) benefitted greatly from this, as Defense Forces are now up to 16th (from 41st), Arms Manufacturing is 24th (from 72nd), and Foreign Aid is 25th (from 38th). I don't like treating my beloved Russia like this, but the people had agreed (of their own volition) that the ERA must be stronger!

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Russkov Soviet wrote:Blyat... I had to become the most corrupt in CoFN, but it was worth it. The Equestrian Red Army (ERA) benefitted greatly from this, as Defense Forces are now up to 16th (from 41st), Arms Manufacturing is 24th (from 72nd), and Foreign Aid is 25th (from 38th). I don't like treating my beloved Russia like this, but the people had agreed (of their own volition) that the ERA must be stronger!

You might be corrupt but you cant argue with those analysis numbers! Corruption means you can enjoy nice things. :)

Russkov Soviet

Unfallious wrote:Presided over a corrupt administration who removed political opponents via manipulation of the court system, to be precise.

Wew.

Yukona

Nuremgard wrote:You might be corrupt but you cant argue with those analysis numbers! Corruption means you can enjoy nice things. :)

Considering the massive jump I made from May? Gimme dat money! xD

Nuremgard

Gualimole wrote:Wew.

Early late stage CFN was a crazy time. Luckily Everest has a habit of not staying active.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Russkov Soviet wrote:Considering the massive jump I made from May? Gimme dat money! xD

Be careful. This is NS. One decision could wreck you. Trust me, I know the feeling.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia

Unfallious wrote:Early late stage CFN was a crazy time. Luckily Everest has a habit of not staying active.

Why do you think people generally hold a positive view of Evers?

Gualimole wrote:Why do you think people generally hold a positive view of Evers?

Because the region just so happened to be in a really good place while he was occupying the Chancellor position in an inactive state. The people who worked under him and commited acts of corruption and manipulation were also well-known members of the region who people view positively to this day.

Russkov Soviet

Unfallious wrote:Because the region just so happened to be in a really good place while he was occupying the Chancellor position in an inactive state. The people who worked under him and commited acts of corruption and manipulation were also well-known members of the region who people view positively to this day.

Like me, Unf-Wunfy?

Wow, did I really bring up a debate with the whole statistics thing on corruption here? I saw over 250 replies earlier.

Maybe I can make it higher without becoming a hardcore leftist hippie state.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia

Sulania wrote:Like me, Unf-Wunfy?

I dunno did we repeal that dumb thing i can't remember the name of that meant bills had to wait a week so some delegates could advise on them under you? Because if we did I'd call that more successful than an Everest administration

Yukona

Unfallious wrote:I dunno did we repeal that dumb thing i can't remember the name of that meant bills had to wait a week so some delegates could advise on them under you? Because if we did I'd call that more successful than an Everest administration

I meant the corruption part because I worked under Everest for a majority of his tenure.

And I believed that was repealed in the Markotovian Administration, but it may have been repealed under me. I do know that we got the Head of Parliament under me, rather than it being a duty of the Minister of Internal Affairs.

Sulania wrote:I meant the corruption part because I worked under Everest for a majority of his tenure.

And I believed that was repealed in the Markotovian Administration, but it may have been repealed under me. I do know that we got the Head of Parliament under me, rather than it being a duty of the Minister of Internal Affairs.

I don't think you did anything IIRC

Yukona

One of Sodor's engines has CTE'd today. James, the famous red engine, has been scratched from the list around 18 hours ago. I have sent delegates to Sodor and the Mainland to console some of our troops there who have gotten to know him quite well. I have also ordered an international investigation to be conducted by the ERA, to confirm/deny various reports and rumors.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

And now, my end is near

And so I face the final curtain

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Yukona

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:And now, my end is near

And so I face the final curtain

And I've left luggage

Out on the runway

And more

Much more than this

I did it My Way

Jaslandia, Yukona

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:And now, my end is near

And so I face the final curtain

112

Unfallious wrote:I dunno did we repeal that dumb thing i can't remember the name of that meant bills had to wait a week so some delegates could advise on them under you? Because if we did I'd call that more successful than an Everest administration
I love how the LRC is a trigger for you.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I love how the LRC is a trigger for you.

Labour Representation Committee?

Yukona

Gualimole wrote:Labour Representation Committee?

Legislative Review.

Yukona

Mercunova wrote:Legislative Review.

What about the "C"?

Gualimole wrote:What about the "C"?

Committee.

That's why I didn't include it, you had that part right already.

Gualimole

Mercunova wrote:Committee.

That's why I didn't include it, you had that part right already.

For some reason, I misread "legislative" as "judicial".

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:For some reason, I misread "legislative" as "judicial".

I also misread your nation's name as "Mercovena" for the longest time.

Gualimole wrote:For some reason, I misread "legislative" as "judicial".

I got glasses a little too late too, albeit after the infamous soldering incident.

Jaslandia

Russkov Soviet wrote:One of Sodor's engines has CTE'd today. James, the famous red engine, has been scratched from the list around 18 hours ago. I have sent delegates to Sodor and the Mainland to console some of our troops there who have gotten to know him quite well. I have also ordered an international investigation to be conducted by the ERA, to confirm/deny various reports and rumors.

I'm not dead! Shesh! My lazy driver just forgot to log into my account.

James' driver: Well excuse me! I was too busy driving you and making sure you don't crash!

James: Considering I still crashed into Tidmouth Sheds, I think you need a career change!

https://youtu.be/xcSdxWdrnJY?t=32s

James' driver: That was your fault, remember? You didn't get your brakes checked!

James: And you let me! You should have stopped me!

James' fireman: Enough, both of you! Honestly, It's times like these I wish I had been assigned to Duck or Hiro or something.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Gualimole wrote:I also misread your nation's name as "Mercovena" for the longest time.

Mercunova wrote:I got glasses a little too late too, albeit after the infamous soldering incident.

^^^^^^^

Also, Mercovena sounds like the brand name of a bottled water or some fruity health drink.

Jaslandia

Mercunova wrote:I got glasses a little too late too, albeit after the infamous soldering incident.

No, I literally saw the words that were not on the screen even with my glasses on.

Mercunova wrote:^^^^^^^

Also, Mercovena sounds like the brand name of a bottled water or some fruity health drink.

And that symbol in the middle of your flag would work well for such a brand.

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:No, I literally saw the words that were not on the screen even with my glasses on.

Oh my.

I'm glad you weren't soldering then.

Mercunova wrote:Oh my.

I'm glad you weren't soldering then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:And that symbol in the middle of your flag would work well for such a brand.

Well if it's Mercovena then at some level it's named for the Roman God Mercury, which is fitting because that is the symbol for the Roman God Mercury.

Unfallious wrote:I don't think you did anything IIRC

Nothing as serious as forming an illicit intelligence gathering community, surely.

Nuremgard wrote:Do you have sexy robots like this ruling you?

https://pre00.deviantart.net/54c9/th/pre/i/2018/158/8/9/connor__detroit__become_human__by_shuploc-dcdque4.png

Connor's still ugly af

Gualimole

Mercunova wrote:^^^^^^^

Also, Mercovena sounds like the brand name of a bottled water or some fruity health drink.

I was thinking 'Mercovena' sounds like a Russian medication made from vodka.

*Russian accent* "Having trouble with eyesight? Try Mercovena. You'll get so hammered you'll forget all about poor eyesight. *end Russian accent*

James The Red Engine wrote:I'm not dead! Shesh! My lazy driver just forgot to log into my account.

James' driver: Well excuse me! I was too busy driving you and making sure you don't crash!

James: Considering I still crashed into Tidmouth Sheds, I think you need a career change!

https://youtu.be/xcSdxWdrnJY?t=32s

James' driver: That was your fault, remember? You didn't get your brakes checked!

James: And you let me! You should have stopped me!

James' fireman: Enough, both of you! Honestly, It's times like these I wish I had been assigned to Duck or Hiro or something.

Oh thank the Royal Sisters, I'm glad to hear your alive! We all feared the worst. You can't really blame your driver now, but still... maybe someone else could of logged in.

Jaslandia, James The Red Engine

Chernarus State wrote:Connor's still ugly af

christ

Chernarus State wrote:Connor's still ugly af

In a midst of lies, you tell the truth.

Mercunova wrote:Well if it's Mercovena then at some level it's named for the Roman God Mercury, which is fitting because that is the symbol for the Roman God Mercury.

Interesting.

Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Nothing as serious as forming an illicit intelligence gathering community, surely.

COLDR created that under Vlad for good purposes I believe. Although obviously we should have taken it as a sign for the future that Vlad was willing to play fast and loose with the rules.

Jaslandia

Mercunova wrote:If we analyze history scientifically, then we shall find that socialism is inevitable and preferable.

Interesting ideas, Merc.

Mercunova

Gualimole wrote:Interesting ideas, Merc.

Fvck you.

Mercunova wrote:I'm a hardcore Hoxhaist. Fvck the revisionists that led the Soviet Union after the death of our dear Stalin.

I never knew you were so radical.

Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona

Russkov Soviet wrote:Oh thank the Royal Sisters, I'm glad to hear your alive! We all feared the worst. You can't really blame your driver now, but still... maybe someone else could of logged in.

Who? The only ones who know the password to this account are myself, my driver, and my fireman. I can't do it because I don't have hands, we already went over my driver, and my fireman... actually Fireman, why couldn't you log into my account?

James' fireman: Because I was busy shoveling coal into your firebox like I always do!

James: Couldn't you log-in from home after work?

James' fireman: I get enough of you at work, James. The last thing I want to do is think about you during my off-hours too.

James: Hey! I take offense to that!

James' fireman: Of course you do. *under his breath* Duck wouldn't be so hard to deal with.

James' driver: Let it go, Tom. Let it go.

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Unfallious wrote:COLDR created that under Vlad for good purposes I believe. Although obviously we should have taken it as a sign for the future that Vlad was willing to play fast and loose with the rules.

I’m quite certain all of that predates my joining NS.

Penguania And Antarctica

Unfallious wrote:COLDR created that under Vlad for good purposes I believe. Although obviously we should have taken it as a sign for the future that Vlad was willing to play fast and loose with the rules.

You had me thinking that I had dreamed the whole thing. This is what I was referring to:

http://cfnforums.proboards.com/thread/28/commonwealth-unfallious

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

New poll is up

Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Continental Commonwealths wrote:You had me thinking that I had dreamed the whole thing. This is what I was referring to:

http://cfnforums.proboards.com/thread/28/commonwealth-unfallious

I had forgotten I was involved with that. And I was the prosecution against Unf no less! Sorry Unf if I was being unfair back then.

Penguania And Antarctica

As for the poll, I vote for Kosovo because it seems like a nice place, and I feel sorry for them being held back by the Serbians not recognizing their independence.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona

An old powerhouse

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=everestopia/detail=factbook/id=330683

Everestopia, Jaslandia

I chose Slovenia because it is well off economically and is stable. It had a fairly bloodless secession from Yugoslavia. Yes, Macedonia's secession was less bloodless, but Slovenia then and now was and is more economically prosperous than the rest of the southern Slavic nations.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Yukona

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