Post Archive
Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Quite frankly, the whites are over-rated. The ones in my block of flats are mostly junkies and troublemakers. I prefer the Chinese people who live there.
Gualimole
Sounds good! :D
Yukona
Pair of poofs. :P
Mercunova
Says the raging queen? :P
Mercunova
I ain't a queen. I don't have a crown.
Everestopia
Cats are awesome. Unfortunately ours died last year and my parents don't intend to get a new one in the near future. :/
Every man a queen, but without a crown!
Everestopia
Haha, oh my apolgies Mr Republican.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
Aww I'm sorry to hear that. :(
I was robbed of my birth right. I should be in that palace down south.
I'll take that. Hot guys do give me a raging...let's not finish that, lest the mods descend on us in wrath.
Everestopia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Republicanism FTW!
Nuremgard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmSO2cz2ozQ
Luckily there are cats in the neighbourhood which visit our garden every now and then. :>
Nuremgard
Literally disgusting
Do your knees ever get sore, subject?
Yeah and I f*cking love it mate because my left knee bleeds history and my right knee bleeds culture
Wa-hey Mr! :P
Mercunova
Hey, man. If you're into being submissive, more power to you. Lots of people are into BDSM.
Mercunova
Don't be a prude. You know they give you ragers too.
Everestopia, Mercunova
New Factbook up!
Tmw your puppet is more active than the main
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Haha, I wasn't being a prude! :P
Whatever we're into is fine. Some of us get our kicks from hot men, others (like Yukona) get their kicks from bowing to inbred old women. Vive la difference.
Everestopia
Hot Men for the win.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
Defo.
Everestopia, Mercunova
I get my kick from culture mate I get a tent pole every time I visit a castle
Everestopia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
That's boggin.
Inbred idle aristos = culture? England really is bereft of tourist fodder then if that's what your industry rests on...
How come when the Windsors sponge off the taxpayer, that's culture but when Chantel from down the road does it, it's a national issue which requires perpetual Tory gov? You English are weird, mate.
Mercunova
Worse things to get your kicks from! :P
Yukona
You sure about that? This is why you lot never had a revolution like other Europeans. Because you get tent poles for fannies with fancy titles and voices like they've got cocks in their throats.
Everestopia
Haha, define who the you lot is?
Yous down there in south Britain.
Well... we kinda did. We chopped off King Charles 1st's head.
Which led to Cromwell as head of state of the Commonwealth in the form of Lord Protector.
Anglia Imperium
Then you returned to the status quo because you just couldn't live without a better to bow and scrape too. :)
Axeldonia
Shesh. Between the poll and the RMB, this is the most British I've ever seen this region! It's like the British Invasion all over again!
Everestopia, Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Anglia Imperium, Gualimole
This is when I would joke that some British rule would do you good since it would stop you electing bampots like Trump. But I cant make that joke because the UK is being ruled by its own bampots who are implementing Brexit so the quality of government over here isn't much better.
Jaslandia
No, you.
Yukona
What even was the difference? Didn't Cromwell pass down the title to his son?
Nuremgard
He tried to but then the Merry Monarch was invited back.
Everestopia
And this post was an exclamation point invasion all over again
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Why be a MonARGHy when you can be RADpublican.
😎😎😎
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Spanelsko
Because apparently two = an invasion. News to me. You better watch out for a Floridian Invasion, then: me and Bear are taking over!
I think there were three non white people in my graduating class.
Post self-deleted by Au Minbo.
Good night everyone :)
Penguania And Antarctica
White genocide!
Nuremgard
I would encourage everyone to take a look at, and vote on, the Dual Consul Amendment!
http://thecoffincofn.boards.net/thread/97/ca010-consul-government-reformation-amendment
Bearlong, Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Goodnight, Span!
Penguania And Antarctica
They don't though, they make money to sustain themselves
Penguania And Antarctica
Even if that's true, you'd still keep them if they were bloodsuckers, let's be honest.
Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah but theyre not so what do you want me to say
Penguania And Antarctica
We're not gonna' agree on this. We could both throw stats at each other until the sun rose so I'll leave it off there.
Penguania And Antarctica
Pretty much half & half with mine, while the top 1% were all girls (half of them I'm actually friends with)
Woulda thought that was pretty obvious by this point lmao
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Oh my god will you two just bang already. 😎
Everestopia, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Unfallious, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Lex has a point...
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Chernarus State, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Spanelsko, Anglia Imperium
Is the version on the forums the most up-to-date version of the text? It doesnt seem to incorporate the latest round of edits.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Beep boop
Jaslandia, Percyton
Toot toot
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
*blows whistle* Peep peep!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Noot noot.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Nyaa!~
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND OTHER CATEGORIES OF HUMANOIDS, IT IS NOW TEA TIME!
OUR SNACKS: SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS, APPLE PIE, AND SUSHI ROLLS
OUR DRINKS: ICED TEA, DIET COKE, AND BOTTLED WATER
OUR TOPICS: SCOTLAND, TARIFFS, AND FAVORITE CARTOONS
BONUS TOPIC: IF YOU COULD GO ON A TWO-WEEK VACATION TO A SINGLE FOREIGN COUNTRY, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
BONUS PROGRAMS: OPEN LETTERS, RANDOM LINKS, AND NONSENSICAL SENTENCES[/B]
Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova
Ill take spag and meat balls with a side of coke thanks.
I love my country so much, I just hope we can counteract all this brexit SHlTE with another referendum. Not got an opinion on tariffs. Ed, Edd and Eddy without a doubt.
Ireland, without a doubt as well. Dublin is especially nice and Id just love to chill there for two weeks.
https://youtu.be/wP8A9rtg0iI
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Y'know, I'll just have the water. I'm trying to not be fat.
Scotland: I have maintained for a few years now that the best view in England is of the "Welcome to Scotland" sign. I wish I could have seen it when I was over there last month.
Tariffs: Honestly what are taxes? I legitimately don't understand.
Favourite Cartoons: They're doing a Kim Possible marathon on Disney XD and the voices all sound different from what I remember, which is kinda sad. For whatever reason Brandy and Mr Whiskers comes to mind as reminiscent of my childhood as well. I don't really watch cartoons now - most of my entertainment nowadays comes from YouTube - so I can't say I have a current favourite. Gravity Falls was the last cartoon I remember watching and enjoying, though I've never seen the whole series through.
Bonus Topic: Easy. The Soviet Pole of Inaccessibility Research Station in Antarctica. The nearest people are really far away and hopefully I'd be able to die before anyone can get to me anyhow.
Open Letter: Dear Jaslandia;
Why are all the bonus programs always the fvcking same? Have some originality. Fake and gay.
Sincerely,
Random Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/USF/comments/935l4v/will_someone_please_date_my_cat_hes_really_nice/
Nonsensical Sentences: 15 minutes could save you up to 15% or more on car insurance.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia
I'll have sushi rolls, specifically California rolls, and bottled water.
Scotland should either be a part of a federal United Kingdom or become independent if it chooses such a thing.
Tariffs don't work in our globalized world. They lead to higher prices, which leads to lower wages and job loss.
I liked Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Courage the Cowardly Dog when I was a young boy.
Mexico.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'll have Diet Coke and spaghetti and meatballs.
Scotland: Very nice country with nice scenery, and interesting accents.
Tariffs: Except in limited and targeted circumstances, I think they're ineffective and a relic of the past.
Favorite cartoons: Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra are my favorite ones, but I also like Thomas & Friends, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and a bunch of others.
Bonus: I'll go with the United Kingdom. We share the same language, so language barriers wouldn't be an issue, and there a bunch of places I want to visit there (London, National Railway Museum in York, Furness region in Cumbria, Scotland, and a few heritage railways).
Random links: https://youtu.be/dHiAls8loz4
https://youtu.be/TgHVO-RZ8c4
https://youtu.be/NYzAWBCSd6E
Dear Bearlong;
I got a tradition going here, and one of the hallmarks of a tradition is you don't change it. You don't like it? Do your own, you prat!
Sincerely,
jk
Penguania And Antarctica
Your proper tea times are theft and are nothing compared to my green tea times.
Penguania And Antarctica
Get out of here, you usurper! *insert smiley face with tongue sticking out emoticon here*
Penguania And Antarctica
That's concerning...It should be but I don't see the edits either.
Bearlong am I good to put the edits in that I already agreed to?
Continental Commonwealths
Despite whoever wins only being able to serve like a week before the new Consulship system potententially enters into effect I've got a few questions for you Vice Chancellor boyos.
1. Would you run for a position as a Consul under the proposed system? (This is so I know if I can carry these answers over to the next election)
2. What specific policies would you be willing to implement for increasing the population count of the region?
3. What do you feel is the biggest issue facing this region besides issues of population count?
4. What is your solution to this issue?
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Anglia Imperium
1. Yes, I plan to campaign for consulship alongside Merc, Im going to be a lot more free and able to get really involved with the region again.
2. A dedicated telegraming recruitment drive, encouraging new people to join us and get involved with the CoFN and its various activities. Encourage retention in the region and an active RMB with tea time and frequent polls!
3. Probably activity and a lack of other RPs. Calveria is an amazing RP but some more RPs could benefit the region greatly when encouraging newbies to come and stay.
4. Formulate new RPs that would interest enough people, get polls up on a frequent basis with interesting choices and this will help increase activity in the region I believe. I also want to get voice chat going again and gaming sessions with some folk if interested.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
You should have edit powers to change the post. If the edits were agreed to before third reading began, then I have no issue with it.
Penguania And Antarctica
There's about twelve hours left to vote in the by-election for Vice Chancellor and Internal Affairs! Please vote!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Anglia Imperium
Edits made. Hopefully that's all good now.
Bearlong, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Hey guys, I know most of you have most likely voted already, but I thought I'd just say why it'd be nice for you to consider me as the Minister of Internal Affairs.
[spoiler]I thought I'd include a spoiler so people didn't have to view it.
I have been involved in the government at some level since the NGA, taking a large hiatus during the middle years of our current region, up until the establishment of the Mercunova government, which to me has been the most successful and dedicated administration I've seen - along with the help of people like Bearlong, Unclefallious and others who I apologise in advance for not mentioning. I simply want to get re-involved in this government; the whole reason I left in the first place was my annoyance at the twisted and dejected form that our administration had turned to, and with the clear progress of this government I'm safe to say that I no longer reject involving myself with the government out of principle.
Regardless of if I get voted in or not, I hope to at least get more involved - I have no sort of policy if I get elected, but I would like to see what we can do with our former regional compatriots who have unfortunately left us, and see if we can reach something on that - but apart from that I hope either I, or whoever gets the office (and they are all good choices), does the region proud.[/spoiler].
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Anglia Imperium
Too hot :(
Jaslandia, Mercunova
Spoke to God. He said Im actually on side with this one.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Anglia Imperium
You can actually just close the Google image search of Shawn Mendes.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova
*Googles Shawn Mendes*
Well, hello there.
Jaslandia
You are most welcome.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jul/31/middle-class-cocaine-users-are-hypocrites-says-met-chief-cressida-dick
Why does she assume the middle class are progressive? Plenty of Tories among Middle England.
Not joking. 37°C is too much.
Can someone tell me how nature thinks I should sleep in a room with 30°C ?
I dunno
Penguania And Antarctica
I wish this summer will be over soon. Otherwise I have to move to Antarctica.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Well. Antarctica. I don't think I'll be joining you...
Penguania And Antarctica
Forever alone. </3
I've been called that
According to an issue I received tonight, my gay prime minister has a mistress called Charlotte. How I love that NS assumes your leader is a straight male.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Results of the By-Election for the offices of Vice Chancellor and Minister of Internal Affairs
The results of the July 2018 Cabinet by-election are as follows:
Vice Chancellor
Lex Caledonia - 9
Everestopia - 3
Minister of Internal Affairs
Anglia Imperium - 4
Yukona - 6
Marristaria - 2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IT APPEARS THEREFROM
That through the remainder of this term, notwithstanding passage of amendments currently on the floor of the House,
1. The Vice Chancellor shall be Lex Caledonia; and
2. The Minister of Internal Affairs shall be Yukona.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The winning candidates will take their office effective immediately. Their roles as shown on the WFE will be added within a few minutes of this post.
We, the undersigned, guarantee that all the information given in this notice is correct, valid in form and authentic. There was one (1) spoiled ballot.
Election Commissioners
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Yukona, Anglia Imperium
Liar! God obviously loves Florida; why else would he make it his waiting room? *insert smiley emoticon with tongue sticking out here*
Bearlong, Everestopia, Penguania And Antarctica
Many congrarulations!
Seeing that I posted nothing and have no name recognition with this nation, 4 votes isn't that bad. I think I'll focus more on my run for Consul, which, seeing that the amendment will pass, should be in about a week or so
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Well... I certainly love it here in Florida.
Am sad to be flying back to good old Blighty later today! :P
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Congratulations Lex Caledonia on winning the election for Vice Chancellor!
Even though only for a short time (providing the amendment passes), I'm sure you will serve the region well.
Once again, Congratulations Good Sir! :D
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Cesorion, Anglia Imperium
If the waiting rooms average temperature is 100 degrees, I wouldnt be so sure its heaven youre walking into when the orderly calls your name.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
My little cousin is carrying the UK flag in the opening ceremony of the European Championships tonight.
Jaslandia, Unfallious, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Yukona
We're glad to give you a good time! Come back soon!
We're not THAT hot! Even in the summer we're only in the 90s.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I just want to see May armwrestle Merkel.
Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'd be cheering on Merkel.
Penguania And Antarctica, Gualimole
Sounds exciting. How do you land a gig like that?
Penguania And Antarctica
I think she participates in one of the sports that is part of the Championships.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I don't mean to be rude, but this sounds fake. Your family has been on TV and is now going to be in a European sporting attempt?
Penguania And Antarctica
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.