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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
The Emperor of China advises you that the people are like children and you, as sovereign, are their father. Sometimes a firm hand is necessary otherwise they run amok.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
I mean its not a wrong way of seeing it, but i am not sure if purge of few millions will be enough......
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Emperor: Well let's not go too far. You don't kill your children when they misbehave.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
I am quite sure that Stalin would say something different *sudden PTSD of Ukraine and Stalin's own Son*
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Good day everyone. I wish you all an amazing Sunday. :D
Nuremgard
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote now!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=140498
Wow youre joining the SAS, big respect bruv
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova
So many typos that you thankfully didn't make that could have made that such a more ominous statement :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Of course. Gotta' join so I can get my hands on all those manly SAS men.
Penguania And Antarctica
boof
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
dirty boy :p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Just serving my country. ;)
Penguania And Antarctica
The Talking Point
Child labor has been outlawed.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Do we have anyone here who would be able to help me redesign my flag?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm not the go-to guy, but I can do it. ^^; Just TG me what your looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Ludania, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
With his typically bullish approach to diplomacy, the Premier of East Lebatuck announced today that he has a titanic intellect beyond compare, and that The Great Supreme Lord Khan has a walnut-sized brain, much like a stegosaurus. He has issued a formal challenge to a public game of chess between heads of state, so he can demonstrate inherent Lebatuckese superiority.
This isnt about chess, this is about WMDs, explains Broderick Lightman, a teenage hacker and national tic-tac-toe champion. When you ordered Spanelsko to make mega-death armaments, you put yourself into a contest of egos with nations like East Lebatuck. This is just a game of dominance, a competition to see which alpha monkey backs down. These games of one-upmanship are steps on a path to self-destruction. Instead, you must show the courage to disengage. Disarm our WMDs, politely decline the chess challenge, and choose sanity over pride.
Your Minister of National Honour bows to you. The child is right, this isnt about chess. This is about our strength and national pride! We cannot allow these insults to go unanswered. You must increase our WMD stockpile, and put our nuclear submarines off the coast of East Lebatuck. He will withdraw his insults, or we will annihilate him.
The Talking Point
Nations across the world are quick to praise The Great Supreme Lord Khan's good looks and intellectual prowess.
its not my fault that people are too dumb to understand that i will gladly burn entire nations to ash for my own ego and satisfaction if they try anything like insults.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
And this is why I do a two front approach. ^^; I try to keep everyone on a friendly level, but won't hesitate to bring the Red Tide down on them.
Spanelsko
so, in regards to RP, do we have a "news channel" on the NS Forum?
if no: Why?
followup, if no: Can we make one?
if yes: Link please?
followup, if yes: Does anyone use it?
Penguania And Antarctica
How can I help you, Sir?
Ludania
The Issue
A controversial new biography based on your personal life before your rise to power has proved to be quite popular all over Spanelsko. While many are calling it comedic drivel, some are taking it quite seriously.
Or we could just write your official autobiography, advises Samus Silk, your extremely persuasive Propaganda Minister. Itll be easy to distribute it to the masses. They wouldnt doubt a single word. Only you should decide what you want the people to know about your life, not some hack comedian with an ax to grind.
The Talking Point
The government-sponsored autobiography 'A The Great Supreme Lord Khan For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of The Great Supreme Lord Khan's supporters
2 things: I am surprised that someone actually read it, and second for some reason NS increased my intelligence score of my population when i did this..... i am not sure what kind of intellectual knowledge this book could have but now i am interested.
Spanelsko's 5 month plan (not related to the 5 year plans of USSR)
1: Reduce Black Market Economical output to at least 30%
2: Further Libertarian Movements and become more "free"
3: Repair the inhospitable environment
4: Invade Nurem for fun
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Well we've just increased defence spending to colonise other nations to get more land. Bring it on!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Heheh... I suppose since that's on the table...
The Equestrian Union's 2019 Plan
1. Increase military operations in the English Channel.
2. Ensure that the foreign aid program is recieving an increase in funding.
3. Establish new bases in Pacific.
4. Continue research on Experiment XVR-10013. Trials have been successful.
5. Finish construction of the E.S.S. orbiting above Earth.
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
Nuremgard's 2019 plan is:
1 - Lower taxes to the low/mid teens.
2 - Decrease wealth inequality.
3 - Bring back the NHS and maternity leave.
4 - Re-regulate the economy.
5 - Rebuild the military.
Russkov Soviet
Your pitiful army doesnt stand a chance Imperialist, we will annihilate your army and steal your resources.
Just a question, is Spanelsko still part of that aid?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Nuremgard 990.49
Total War Preparedness Rating
Spanelsko 34,580.59
Total War Preparedness Rating
is this even fair?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
No it's not. We've been implementing austerity policies so you're taking advantage of us lol
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
You can make your own 'news network' here: http://thecoffincofn.boards.net/board/18/nations-trade-relations
Penguania And Antarctica
Of course. ^^; Unless.... You went to war with someone who I was allied with.
This is absolutely unfair. While on paper you still hold the "strength" with your 34,580.59... If I were to come to Nurems aid with my 21,639.28, he would stand a very high chance even at 22,629.77 combined... Given how the last time Chaos and Red Army troops clashed went. ^^;
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
We are far more prepared than we were last time Soviet, we have learned from our mistakes, we have eliminated all traitors to our cause, and we already have a plan of invasion if we were ever forced to fight you again. We even went technologically far beyond what we had before as is seen in our science score. We might lose in numbers but our fanatical devotion and nationalist zeal combined with our quality can't be bested by simple Quantity of your forces, although i do admit that they are certainly more than decent.
Russkov Soviet
Well i did see your score and a large line going straight down off a cliff. So i can see how austerity f*ked over your army XD
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Anything for a tax cut.
One of my nations, The United European States is the Eurosceptic's worst nightmare. A federation of European nations ruled by an actual dictatorship which requires children to sing its praises in schools, including its national anthem.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Is reading the communist manifesto also a requirement?
Nuremgard
Nope. It isn't communist.
Spanelsko
well since its the literal nightmare of the EU skeptic i thought that it would take the "Corporate Marxism" to the extreme :p
Nuremgard
Some Eurosceptics see the EU as a Marxist socialist plot and others see it as the Fourth Reich.
Spanelsko
as we all know its both actually (totally original joke)
Nuremgard
Angela Merkel is the Fuhrerin.
Spanelsko
Are the tales of the Brothers Grimm known where you come from? If so which of their tales?
Nuremgard
All the classics of course. Snow White, Cinderella, Hansel and Grettel, the Pied Piper etc
Penguania And Antarctica
Good day friends. I wish you all a wonderful Sunday. :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy
People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, if Thats All Right
DEATH SENTENCE TO ALL TRAITORS!
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
That's what we do to dissidents in the The United European States too.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Hello all! We have a new poll in Zentari! Come and vote now!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=140902
Excellent. The final touches are complete! Years of research have led to this historic moment. We have, potentially, the first Star Trek-esque spacecraft set to launch from the Urals.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
We've got that for ages. :P
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
^^; I may have... spied on ya. If this prototype flies well, then I should be able to field my own fleet. (I may request a trade regardless of the results. I figured I'd give it a shot first.)
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
So you want to challenge my space domination soviet?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
The Issue
As your population has now reached 3.493 billion, there has been serious discussion about whether or not the current borders of Spanelsko are sufficient. Agricultural and industrial imports have been increasing to unsustainable levels, as former farmland and commercial areas are repurposed for urgent housing needs. Your top advisers have now come to you to address the subject of land appropriation.
Our current borders are not sufficient; the Spanelskoan people need their lebensraum! fumes General Berlusconi, as he gets right in your face, forcing you to rock back in your chair. Lets mobilise our armed forces and start claiming new domains. Then, we can repopulate these lands with our own good people. Lets start with Ausonia; their army couldnt outflank a sleeping horse. No doubt, they will thank us for it in the end!
The Talking Point
Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
France will be our new land. EDIT: scratch that idea, i always wanted to visit Norway.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Lebensraum!
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Considering that it literally from what i remember means "living room" i wonder what "genocide room" in german would be?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Just lucky your country isn't in my Europe's universe. Otherwise you'd be under the boot of the EU masters.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
You mean Bruxels would be burning and Berlin would praise its new Fuhrer?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
My Europe's capital isn't in Brussels. ;)
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
That doesn't stop me from burning Brussels to the ground :p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
No Game of Thrones spoilers please, I'm British.
Penguania And Antarctica
It's like Shakespeare. Everyone is dead at the end. :p
/jk
Nuremgard
SUCCESS! The E.Q.S Defiance has launched without problems. Only a few hundred more to build. ^^;
And what if I am?
Spanelsko
OMG Notre-Dame de Paris is on fire !!!
Russkov Soviet, Mercunova
Like... The actual building is on fire? WHAT?!?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
[B]The Talking Point
A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Russkov Soviet remains pure.
^^;
Nuremgard, Mercunova, Spanelsko
I saw that. I hope they manage to stop the fire and restore the cathedral.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
Yes.
It's heartbreaking to see this building getting destroyed. ;_;
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova
As far as I can tell the stone shell might still be around and maybe the two bell towers but I'd imagine little else.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Maybe not. I just saw fire within the slats of one of the towers.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
There are reports of flames in one of the bell towers as well, unfortunately.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
The spire collapsed.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
The spire did; the two bell towers in the front are still standing.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Awful stuff. Such an ancient building and one of the most enduring symbols of French culture.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Anglia Imperium
I can obliterate your nation from the face of the Earth in few seconds with my nukes, and i am aware that you can do the same to me. No one will challenge my rule over Saturn and Venus. Keep away from those planets and will ignore your pitiful (for now pitiful) space "fleet"
I see that my constant propaganda channels promoting racial supremacy have had an effect. I think you should finally admit that you are no longer really a communist comrade Ruskov. Just like China you are just a dictatorship with communist in the name for no real reason. Or are you going to tell me that you practice real marxism?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
HAHAHA!!! I have no need for those planets. And I am a dictatorship indeed, but my methods vary. The whole "pure race" thing is more of keeping equines and humans separated. Any cross-breeding must be approved by both parties and the State.
Nuremgard, Spanelsko
No casualties yet reported but I did see that a mass was scheduled to be taking place around the time the fire started.
Anglia Imperium
French Deputy Interior Minister: "Saving the Notre-Dame is not certain."
Well seeing horse people would certainly be weird.... very weird. Although i think that such cross breading would be classified as "animal abuse" (in more than one sense) and i am quite sure that human female and equ male wouldn't be able to do the thing for obvious reasons.
Russkov Soviet
The Talking Point
The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
if you guys wonder yes this is from a torture related issue.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Sometimes I wonder if your people have even the slightest freedoms besides being allowed to breathe and inhabit your land.
Anywho... Penguania And Antarctica, I need to work out a deal with you so I can get my "space fleet" up just a little quicker.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
They have many freedoms, but we aren't guaranteeing if they live with their decisions or not.
Also its not really a right for them to inhabit my land as we literally shoot anyone trying to escape, its more like a massive prison in a sense.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Listen, states your younger brother, the glint in his eye indicating that he has just come up with another harebrained idea. Everything weve tried hasnt worked so far, so why not enact a program to kidnap all the best players and coaches from around the world? Bring them back to Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia and force them at gunpoint to train and develop our athletes. All our players will then be able to improve their game from the skills and techniques of our kidnapees. Calvinball glory will soon be ours!
The Talking Point
Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels.
BTW this nation is exact opposite of Spanelsko in relation to human rights. But as you can see in certain things its even worse than the original.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Don't worry about it. One of my nations is an empire run by an aristocratic elite that ride dragons and discriminate on the basis of race. And practices slavery.
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
Both the CCSA and Spanelsko discriminate based on race and have slaves :]
wait..... i .... i outlawed slavery in Spanelsko...... have i became too kind?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
Yes you have. You cant give them ideas about equality!
Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko
The construction on the Orion-Class Battlecruisers Great Khan and Fedorov is nearing completion. Three Voyager-Class Escorts are on the planning table. The Ural Shipyards is accepting applications to have your leaders name or your capital put on it. Otherwise it will be named locally.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I was wondering is the "Great Khan" reference to my ego or comrade Genghis Khan? As for a name, wouldn't Chaosgrad (literally renamed Barcelona to this) be a good name for one of them?
Also what's that thing you call Order of the Crimson Star? Is it a commie thing or have you began to accept chaos as the only way in this mad world? And i thought that our religion was allowed by the treaty only in Baltic :p
Among other things:
We dont need to spend so much money on technology when we can rely on manpower, says Director Alexander Normous, head of the Spanelsko Intelligence Agency, while putting on a pair of black shades. Can a computer gain a leaders trust? Can a telephone stop a terrorist? We need inside men around every foreign diplomat, general and guerrilla this side of The Confederacy of Free Nations!
The Talking Point
Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
Russkov Soviet
Well i was wondering what to do, but mass genocide of few 100 millions seems to be not enough, and i am trying to change..... mass torture holiday every Sunday?
EDIT: i just got a card literally called "Fascist Paradise" and its a rare card apparently, if anyone wants to see it its among my rares i am not joking this card actually exists XD
Nuremgard
The Great Khan is named after your leader proper. As for the name suggestion, I'll put it in with the committee for a vote.
The Disciples of the Crimson Star is our main religion.
Spanelsko
Good to know, and also i know its your religion but i was asking what's its about comrade soviet :p
Thus why i said if you finally accepted chaos as the only way in this mad world. Since that crimson star sounds like something related to us or Karl Marx
Russkov Soviet
Oh... Duh. I was still a bit sleepy. -ahem- The Disciples of the Crimson Star believe in worshipping the "Trinity". The Trinity consists of Selene (Goddess of the Night) who guards her children as they sleep, Solaria (Goddess of the Sun) who sees to the wellbeing of her children throughout the day, and they are observed by Arryene (Goddess of the Motherland) who we pray to for victory in battle and prosperity. Most of the rules follow Orthodox Christianity and parts of other religions come in. But yes... We have accepted that there is Chaos in the world and that the Motherland is tasked with bringing peace to those who desire it.
Spanelsko
https://youtu.be/YSiYkN9Tv5g
Russkov Soviet
Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
Its official. A new banner has been hoisted up the flagpole atop the Kremlin. The Equestrian Federation of Planets has been established. The EQFP now fields six starships with over twenty due to be completed by years end.
Penguania And Antarctica
Aww, I just realised that my country has become exceedingly rude. Damn it. I guess that's what happens when you deregulate your economy and cut public services.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, Nuremgard's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
And i had believed that i was a massive dick to my people, seems like democracy really isn't any better XD
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
My country used to be so much nicer lol. But then it got a Conservative government because its taxes were 97% and needed to be curtailed. You are right though. Democracy can be dickish too.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I doubt that you can really blame your ruling party considering that probably many of your people hated the previous one for starving them to death. We at least provide free food for everyone as well as housing if they can't afford (they have to work for it though so it doesn't negatively affect the supreme dictatorship)
So i think that they are just expressing their frustration caused by being Ukraine during the first years of the USSR. (tell me if you got the reference or not)
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Once my taxes are low enough, I'll make things nice again. And no, sorry, I don't get the reference.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Ukraine and Starvation created by Stalin, also known as the Ukrainian "Holodomor" very terrible event in history.
Few million died during this time.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Ah, I see.
Penguania And Antarctica
The Issue
Spanelskos top scientists have accidentally stumbled upon a new ultra-potent bio-weapon while trying to grow more four-leafed clovers. In response, youve called a meeting in your war room to decide what shall be done with the new discovery.
Might makes right, states General Georgina Trump. With so many nations with nuclear weapons, how can we stay safe? I say we use this discovery as a doomsday device! If any other nation tries to nuke us, we activate it! Besides, itll be a lot cheaper to maintain than an entire tactical nuclear counter-measure arsenal, so itll free up money to research an even doomier doomsday device.
So ok let me get this straight, i have the mengelle family, german chancellor and access to Brussels for some time already and now i am allies with the Trump family?
Am i rolling natural 20's or something? I doubt that my charisma stat is that high.
Russkov Soviet
I don't know what to tell you. And I suppose while many would call you out on using bio-weapons, I'm not going to. I have my own AND they are the reason we exist anyway. ^^;
Spanelsko
I mean no one can call me out on having them as they are either dead by now or know that they would be.
*throws a dice for charisma check on Soviet*
Russkov Soviet
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