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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Yes.
Mercunova
Thanks for destroying this. /s
I am confused.
Minorities were demanding language recognition in Sagrada Iberia Bloody Catalans, Basque, Aranès, Galacian and Portuguese demanding their languages be recognised by the state. The nerve!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
It's that I want to have a normal talk with other people. But due to whatever reason the talk comes to a halt.
OMG, yes... that's his name. Couldn't remember his name
Jaslandia
Just do a Franco and ban even speaking such horrid languages.
Nuremgard
That just means you need to develop your social skills.
The government may recognise Portuguese as a secondary language but Spanish will be encouraged as the primary one. And the others mentioned will be outlawed and stamped out.
Just vore the Catalan people out of existence. I just solved your problems.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Please tell me how to so that when nobody wants to talk with me?
https://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Social-Skills
someone gets it (axelle, catalonia can die in a fire)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED8MjGuFI7o
Wait and July 4. Damn this really is a Month of Republicanism
Jaslandia, Gualimole
The Americans broke free from the British monarchy, the French overthrew theirs and the Iraqis overthrew theirs all in the month of July. It should def be the month of republicanism.
Jaslandia, Gualimole
I would prefer to be away at the time...
Nuremgard, Yukona
I don't know why we bother. It never accomplishes anything. It's not like we're going to convince each other to adopt the other's political stance.
Anglia Imperium
I'm engaged to be married.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Vista Major, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
<3
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Post self-deleted by Sulania.
We just finished the first Evangelion movie, btw.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
The upshot is that the songs are much more impactful in context, the downside is that you can't hear the lyrics for "The Dark Angel" or "The wrath of god in all his fury" or other stuff.
Gordon Ramsay, anyone? I prefer the uncensored material over anything else.
Everestopia, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova
He is brilliant. I hate watching the censored Hell's Kitchen. Americans are funny. Guns and KKK rallies? All fine. Swearing on TV? Well that's just immoral.
Everestopia, Jaslandia
I have the whole uncensored Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares UK but have the censored versions of Kitchen Nightmares US and Hotel Hell. Would love to get my hands on the uncensored versions and replaced the videos on my hard drive.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
He makes swearing an art.
Mercunova
But don't you know that boobs are more dangerous than guns?
Nuremgard, Aghrabia
Don't give teens condoms! They might have sex safely! We need them to be stupid and get pregnant so we can tell them the evils of abortion. Then when they have the kid we demonise them for claiming welfare and for having kids they cant afford.
#ConservativeLogic
#KidsOnlyMatterInTheWomb
The solution, obviously, is to never have sex and never masturbate.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
I found it really amusing when a number of chefs have stood up to Gordon but lost, always fun to see him break them down or them walk off.
And for those who don't know, the first episode of the first season for the US version was filmed not that far from me. And there was a number of restaurants on Long Island over the years he visited but they're all closed now.
Nuremgard
It's the perfect plan. Denying human nature and biology is simple and has never had bad consequences.
I hear most of them close after he leaves.
Speaking of denying human biology, race """""realism""""".
Nuremgard
Gotta' love how the right comes up with all these euphamisms for "I'm a c*nt, give me respect for my c*unty views"
If you go to https://www.kitchennightmaresupdates.com , it keeps track of what has closed what is still open. Currently, 57 of 77 have closed, 18 are still open, 2 have moved and 2 have been sold.
Nuremgard
The FCC really needs its powers rolled way back
Nuremgard, Mercunova, Deimosan
Not even most of the right believe that type of stuff. It's mostly believed by both on the far-right. Race "realism" essentially states that whites and Asians are biologically superior mentally when compared to other races.
Nuremgard
That and c*ntpunt Ajit Pai out of office
Baxten, Deimosan
Millie: Ah well, who needs them? That just means more victory and bragging rights for us! The Earl is hosting a World Cup Final watch party at Ulfstead Castle, and Donald and Douglas will be rooting for France alongside me! Vive la France!
Really? I don't remember any chefs standing up to Gordon. In fact, there are some chefs on Gordon's express!
Gordon: Not me, silly Percy! I'm pretty sure he's talking about Gordon Ramsay. That angry chef on the TV.
Thomas: Although, I wouldn't mind a chef standing up to you either. At this point, I wouldn't mind anyone standing up to that fat face of yours!
Gordon: Shut up, Thomas! Don't you have a branch line to run?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Please help me understand the world one weird PSA at a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh2sZ9K_VaM
Mercunova
Watch Kitchen Nightmares episode titled "Sebastian's", one called "Handlebar" and another titled "Black Pearl". You can see these on a channel on Youtube called "Dvr Night". You can see how arrogant and disrespectful some owners/chefs can be.
Percyton
Nazis called Asians honourary Aryans. How surprising (not) that the views of Nazis and "race realists" align.
Baxten
White supremacists have the weirdest views on race. Many believe that Mediterraneans and Slavs are not white while also believing that the ancient Mesopotamians were Aryan.
There was also a time when the whiteness of Italians was contested. Have you seen many of these white supremacists? Fat, ugly mofos. Master race? My arse.
https://bobcat.grahamdigital.com/image/upload/view?width=640&height=360&method=crop&url=https://media.local10.com/photo/2016/02/17/518766720_c_o_1455741545351_2224976_ver1.0_640_360.jpg
Oh, yeah. Check them master race genes.
They never look like this, do they?
https://scelebs-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/alexp2.jpg
Who even is that?
Alex Pettyfer. English actor and general hunk.
Everestopia
Do you look at pictures of topless guys in your free time? I thought you said you liked kinky stuff, not this type of very mild stuff.
Nuremgard
I do look at hot shirtless men in my free time, yes. I adore the male form.
Bearlong, Everestopia, Mercunova, Gualimole
How many times does your bed have to be cleaned?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova, Yukona
lol
Replaced you mean.
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Mercunova, Yukona
Guys, the Chancellor said that we are going to have a regional orgy on Sunday. He is paying for all of the flights, and we all be meeting in Pittsburgh.
/s
Bearlong, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova
Ah. Ok. I'll have my Driver look it up.
Jaslandia
Connecticut fireworks are so much better than Vermont ones
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova
That holds true for a lot of other things.
Wow.
Okay then.
I'm sure Nuremgard and I can plane share.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
Post by Sapientia Et Bellum suppressed by a moderator.
Boooo
I'll bring the condoms.
*chuckles*
Only kidding. Who needs them?
Everestopia, Baxten, Mercunova
Intriguing...
Nuremgard, Mercunova
wait a mod came here an suppressed a post? What happened lol?
Oooh, I don't know.
Some guy trying to win votes is all
Mercunova
How so?
Any progress since last night? It's best watched using an ad blocker.
Why wouldn't it be?
Mercunova
I suppose I'm just an intriguing guy.
Mercunova
Caught 5 carp today on my fishing jaunt, beating my record of 3. Great weather for sitting in the sun here in the UK
Nuremgard, Mercunova, Percyton
It's raining up here for the first time in weeks.
Mercunova, Yukona
Guy going from region to region trying to get votes
Hey, Bax. How's your royals doing?
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Percyton
Donald: 4 tae 1! France is pure dominatin' thes match!
Douglas: Aye. It'll be hard fur Croatia tae catch up tae 'at. Ah feel sorry fur all those Sassenach engines who rooted fur Croatia. They'll be mighty embarrassed when thes match is ower!
Donald: Hauld oan Dougie, now it's 4 tae 2!
Douglas: Dinnae fash yerself, Donnie. We'll still win thes nae problem.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
We could do with a little rain, our crops are going right up the junction at the mo
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Percyton, The Scottish Twins
Just don't get too confident, Douglas. Don't want to jinx it.
Percyton, The Scottish Twins
Exactly.
Nuremgard, Mercunova
That tends to happen a lot in England in the summers doesn't it?
Thank you. :)
Everestopia, Mercunova
Donald: Fear nae, Jas. We jist won! France has won th' World Cup!
Douglas: Those Croatian lads didne know what hit them! Vive la France!
Donald and Douglas: Vive la France!
Jaslandia, Percyton
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Il rentre à la maison
Jaslandia, Percyton
Lol well I retconned (for like the 4th time) to be a republic (I really wish I could have the South cause thats my home but New England's pretty cool too) however its a very American nation with no need for kings or emperors
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard
*Gasp* You became a filthy republic?! *sobs*
I used to have a nation on here which was an independent Confederacy. I like Southern accents and those beautiful antebellum houses. Plus, I have seen some very tasty Southern men.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
What is it with you and topless men?
Thats basically what Id want but perhaps more libertarian and less racist than the actual Confederacy. I wish I had a Southern accent but idk something about me doesnt have it like a guy once mistook me for coming from California so you can imagine. But yes Southern culture and hospitality is great (besides all the racism)
Nuremgard
But is the Gulf Coast really Southern, or does it have its own distinct culture?
I'm a gay man. Liking topless men comes with the territory.
My Confederacy did have slavery and was ruled by white, male landowners.
Mercunova
Around 99.9 percent of the population is obsessed with sex, but you're on another level. It's like you're still 15.
Louisiana Gulf Coast is more French but besides that its very comparable to the rest of the South (maybe not exactly but comparable)
See we dont have any craziness like slavery thats too archaic for us
I'm sorry for being a human being with a sex drive.
I let it CTE though and forgot what I called it lol
Baxten, Mercunova
Bonjour, je suis Dixie.
Baxten
I never said it was bad. I'm just saying that you have the sex drive of a 15-year-old.
Mercunova
Thank you. My future boyfriend will be grateful I have that.
Mercunova
Is this the same one you talked to me about or is it someone else?
What do you mean? He doesn't exist. Hence why I said "future boyfriend." Unless you're talking about the English guy I've been talking to. I don't plan on dating him.
Mercunova
I thought you were dating that English guy.
Mercunova
Nope.
Mercunova, Gualimole
Oh.
Mercunova
Ja. I may meet up with him but it wont be for dating, trust me.
Okay.
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