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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI can I bait you even more :^]
Oh, God no. Please no. I f*cking -hate- that song lol
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy it's so good
It's not. And what's worse is that it's become associated with Scotland. As if the song represents the whole country. Same with Trainspotting. Cracking film but it gives the impression that all Scots are junkie scum.
the boat
*goes to dossier of countries* S....where's S....ah there it is *deletes 'all Scots are junkies'*
Cheers, babe.
*glances at a Scottish version of the UK map. On England is the label "Imperialist Oppressors." Hmm. Does not alter it.* ;)
Yukona
it sunk
Yukona
Stoners are so f**king annoying. Like we get it you smoke would you like a f**king medal? I'm all for legalization but the people who eat sleep breathe 420 24/7 are just blagh. It's okay to smoke weed but don't be obsessed with it bc that's annoying af.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Tserra
Anyways I'm pleased to announce that soon I will be 100% ready for rp. I just finished updating the map of Kumania and now I'm working on updating my population and government. I just realized in increasing my nation's population from 55 million to 65 million I increased the number of seats in the Royal Parliament by 50 so now I'm tryna figure out how to portion those 50 new seats out across my nation's provinces.
Merlinton, Nuremgard, Jaslandia
It's probably best to steer clear of Discord right now then :^]
I would advise you not to adjust your nation's legislature or geographical structure to meet with population increases. Nuremgard has 8 billion citizens right now. I'd need the whole globe to fit them lol
Yukona
That's why people should use crack pipes and needles :P
Nuremgard
I can agree with it being an annoyance.
Jaslandia
I have a suggestion of something that might mellow you out right now, buuuut you probably won't like it :P
Nuremgard, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Grand North America
Weed culture is cancer lol.
I hope we're not annoying you by discussing drugs in the discord, it's just fun to share experiences every once in a while.
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Yukona
I'm also in favour of legalisation too but I would not smoke it. It reeks.
Jaslandia, Grand North America
https://youtu.be/7FClglSc7Dw?t=228 see vid at current time
Nuremgard
Trust me I've tried it too. I just don't go everywhere talking about how I've done it to anyone I encounter. I tend to keep to myself.
Again, apologies if we're annoying you
I guess the cause needs people to be passionate about it lol
Yukona
Nah it aint you guys lol. I just saw way too many memes regarding the stoner culture in the past few minutes and it annoyed me.
"the cause" I like it, jah bless rude boy
Nuremgard, Continental Commonwealths
I honestly used it a couple of times, mostly for the relaxation effect that occurs: being stressed out constantly to the point of being tense 24/7, both it and aqua vitae are really good for winding out in favorable periods
Nuremgard
Fair enough. I have never done nor will do any drugs. I don't drink either and I've never smoked.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
At least your not the straight-edged kid who can't go for more than 5 minutes without mentioning being straight-edged :p
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Grand North America, Kalaron, Yukona
Well I ain't straight anything ;)
Jaslandia, Kalaron
Post self-deleted by Kalaron.
See, you're as straight as a horseshoe :P
Nuremgard, Grand North America, Yukona
Do you like my motto?
"Wir sind das Volk!"
Nuremgard
Hmm.
Minnesota Dakota
What?
Penguania And Antarctica
It's bit strange that it is a quote by your Premier.
Minnesota Dakota
She is a member of the proletariat.
Penguania And Antarctica
She could have been the leader who led the revolution.
Penguania And Antarctica
Sadly no, but she and the Empress are related to the Emperor that made Minnesota Dakota socialist.
Nuremgard, Oelesa
That could be possible.
Anyway I go to bed now. Have a nice remaining day and sweet dreams tonight. Love you all very much. <3
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths
Gute Nacht.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Goodnight, Peng.
A socialist monarch? Yikes!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
We have complicated government and history.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
History and government are always complicated.
Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota
Very interesting. Sounds complicated.
Oelesa, Minnesota Dakota
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10061422/3/#new
I joined the talks dudes!
Vista Major, The United Providences Of Perland
Goodnight, Peng!
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh my god that was hilarious, you practically walked in with a middle finger and a sign saying "fµck you" to everybody in the room
The United Providences Of Perland, Magnatronia
oh hey! you got my demonym right...FINALLY XD
We're used to it...
*thinks back to all the times that vista major was invaded, laughed at, or politically ignored in other rps*
Jaslandia
I swear, I have seen like five Texas nations in my recruitment TG queue in the last hour
Montenegro and now I jusy arrived back in Tirana, Albania
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Posted!
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10061422/4/#new
Magnatronia
Jesus: names?
Also, looks like the Packers beat the Cowboys. Despite being an Arlington native, gotta say "Go Packers"
Vista Major
modern day texas
the confederate empire of texas
Then there's Trumps:
trump town of america
trumpkingdom
They all sound the same; I got cancer from them now :p
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Donald: So, thes is th' Confederacy of Free Nations, eh? Looks braw. Anyway, hello a' fowk! I'm Donald, an' thes is mah twin Douglas. We're th' numbers 9 an' 10 Scottish engines oan th' Islain of Sodor.
Douglas: Percy tauld us about thes place, sae we decided tae drap oan by.
Donald: However, we saw ye aw staged a liberation of a place called Genuan Rebirth, an' as fellaw lovers of freedom, we decided tae gang ower thaur tae support th' liberators.
Douglas: We'll be back here suin enaw. We've heard great things about thes place, an' we look forward tae stickin' aroond haur!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Donald and Douglas! Glad you decided to take my advice and join the CoFN. I think you'll enjoy here!
Although, no offense Donald and Douglas, but in case anyone needs a translation service for the twins' posts, feel free to let me know.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Just wonderful. /sarcasm
It was annoying enough having Percy here, but now the Scottish twins, too? Well, unlike Percy, at least Donald and Douglas are hard-workers who don't tease bigger engines.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
First we were overrun by Legend of Korra puppets, then it was rapper puppets, and now it's Thomas the Tank Engine puppets. This place is like a puppet magnet.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Dun dun DUUUUUNN
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10061422/4/#new
Vista Major
Awh, Young Money and his crew. Miss that guy.
But loving the presence of Percy and his friends!
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I don't
Hey Yall.
Vista Major
Hola
Minnesota Dakota
So do I
Jaslandia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=ruhmia
New (resurrected and changed) country with factbooks. Thoughts?
Vista Major
2-1 against Vista. So hush. :P
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
*scandinavia as a realm*
**triggered**
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
No, you hush
Recognize the minority
Penguania And Antarctica
Okay, seriously dudes, it's OmniCorp. Short for Omni Consumer Products. It's not that hard. Neither is my name. Not 'Wiley'. Wily. I know I'm nitpicking, but at least I make the effort to say your guys' names right.
Does it look like Sara cares?
jk
Chill, Megatron.
Jaslandia
Well it took you a while to at least get my demonym right, you also screwed up where my people are seating, so if you nitpick, I nitpick MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That actually made me laugh ;P
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Stick in the mud...
Make that 3-1.
Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
And proud of it
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy our company.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
O, tru
Andromitus
Anyone know a flag designer I can talk to?
Penguania And Antarctica
My sister was watching your government on TV this morning [nation=short]Percyton[/nation].
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, James The Red Engine
Donald: I'm glad we've bin well-received here. Th' lest thin' we woods want is tae intrude an' be a scunner.
Douglas: Aye. If onie of our antics are annoyin' ye, please feel free tae lit us know.
Donald: Plus, at leest here we willnae hae Gordon aroond tryin' tae teel us whit tae do.
Douglas: Dornt remin' me, Donnie. 'At Gordon can be a real pain in th' boiler.
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton, James The Red Engine
Great! I'm always glad to hear people are enjoying our show. It's pretty accurate to real-life Percyton, minus the whole 'engines rule the island' thing. Also, some of our rudeness and snark was toned down for the show, which is understandable.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Freewire, James The Red Engine
Wonderful! I hope they at least got to see me and my splendid red paintwork.
Can I just say it now? Your antics are annoying.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Donald: Hush, James! Ye dornt coont!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
What'd you have in mind. I can do decent flags if there not crazy hard; just send me a TG.
Penguania And Antarctica
I hate all of you.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Love you to Bear!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/c9BoyyaSjPY
Yukona
So I saw a video of a puppy jumping and digging in the sand.....hehehe.....it was so cute :p
#SoftSport4Puppies
I'd show you but it was on instagram, so idk how to show you :p
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Love ya buddy.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Freewire
We made it to Page 404. Not found!
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, The United Providences Of Perland
Violently spasms through our White House*
Jaslandia
Map updated. Just some minor changes, really.
Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland
So were you always within the same country as Oelesa and Germanische?
The United Providences Of Perland
Germanische is a Union between me and Oel. We both own the account.
Oelesa
Ah
Oelesa
We wanted to unite all West Germanic people under our empire (GBR is controlled by the Welsh [nation=short]Ludania[/nation], so he doesn't count). Unfortunately, Flynn declined our offer and Sul is on the fence about it.
Dudes, who here is a dictatorship wanting to ally with me. I got nobody, man.
Oelesa
Post self-deleted by Andromitus.
Oh if only you were a monarchy. I'm thinking of starting a Royal League (not related to the Blue Bloods Club) for monarchs who wanna protect their values from the rise of communism.
Aldaur, Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland
Hello people. Sorry for this terrible late DIP. I hope you all had a nice day so far.
[spoiler=Today are:]
Today are:
- Anniversary of President Laurent Kabilas Assassination (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
- Appreciate A Dragon Day
- Blue Monday
- Civil Rights Day (Arizona, New Hampshire, United States)
- Idaho Human Rights Day (Idaho, United States)
- International Hot and Spicy Food Day
- Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Aemrican Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, United States, US Virgin Islands)
- National Fig Newton Day (United States)
- National Nothing Day (United States)
- National Religious Freedom Day (United States)
- National Without a Scalpel Day (United States)
- Robert E. Lee Day (Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, United States)
- Signing of the Peace Accords (El Salvador)
- Teacher's Day (Myanmar, Thailand)
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 27 BC Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus is granted the title Augustus by the Roman Senate, marking the beginning of the Roman Empire.
- 550 Gothic War: The Ostrogoths, under King Totila, conquer Rome after a long siege, by bribing the Isaurian garrison.
- 929 Emir Abd-ar-Rahman III established the Caliphate of Córdoba.
- 1362 A storm tide in the North Sea ravages the East coast of England and destroys the German city of Rungholt on the island of Strand.
- 1412 The Medici family is appointed official banker of the Papacy.
- 1492 The first grammar of the Spanish language is presented to Queen Isabella I.
- 1547 Ivan IV of Russia a.k.a. Ivan the Terrible becomes Czar of Russia.
- 1556 Philip II becomes King of Spain.
- 1572 Thomas Howard, 4th Duke of Norfolk is tried for treason for his part in the Ridolfi plot to restore Catholicism in England.
- 1707 The Scottish Parliament ratifies the Act of Union, paving the way for the creation of Great Britain.
- 1780 American Revolutionary War: Battle of Cape St. Vincent.
- 1786 Virginia enacts the Statute for Religious Freedom authored by Thomas Jefferson.
- 1809 Peninsular War: The British defeat the French at the Battle of La Coruña.
- 1847 John C. Frémont is appointed Governor of the new California Territory.
- 1862 Hartley Colliery disaster: Two hundred and four men and boys killed in a mining disaster, prompted a change in UK law which henceforth required all collieries to have at least two independent means of escape.
- 1883 The Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act, establishing the United States Civil Service, is passed.
- 1900 The United States Senate accepts the Anglo-German treaty of 1899 in which the United Kingdom renounces its claims to the Samoan islands.
- 1919 Temperance movement: The United States ratifies the Eighteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, requiring Prohibition in the United States one year after ratification.
- 1920 The League of Nations holds its first council meeting in Paris, France.
- 1921 The Marxist Left in Slovakia and the Transcarpathian Ukraine holds its founding congress in Ľubochňa.
- 1924 Eleftherios Venizelos becomes Prime Minister of Greece for the fourth time.
- 1938 Benny Goodman and his band performed in concert at Carnegie Hall in New York City
- 1942 Crash of TWA Flight 3, killing all 22 aboard, including film star Carole Lombard.
- 1945 Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.
- 1964 Hello, Dolly! opened on Broadway, beginning a run of 2,844 performances.
- 1969 Czech student Jan Palach commits suicide by self-immolation in Prague, Czechoslovakia, in protest against the Soviets' crushing of the Prague Spring the year before.
- 1969 Soviet spacecraft Soyuz 4 and Soyuz 5 perform the first-ever docking of manned spacecraft in orbit, the first-ever transfer of crew from one space vehicle to another, and the only time such a transfer was accomplished with a space walk.
- 1970 Buckminster Fuller receives the Gold Medal award from the American Institute of Architects.
- 1979 The last Iranian Shah flees Iran with his family for good and relocates to Egypt.
- 1991 Coalition Forces go to war with Iraq, beginning the Gulf War.
- 1992 El Salvador officials and rebel leaders sign the Chapultepec Peace Accords in Mexico City, Mexico ending the 12-year Salvadoran Civil War that claimed at least 75,000 lives.
- 2001 Congolese President Laurent-Désiré Kabila is assassinated by one of his own bodyguards.
- 2001 US President Bill Clinton awards former President Theodore Roosevelt a posthumous Medal of Honor for his service in the SpanishAmerican War.
- 2002 The UN Security Council unanimously establishes an arms embargo and the freezing of assets of Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and the remaining members of the Taliban.
- 2003 The Space Shuttle Columbia takes off for mission STS-107 which would be its final one. Columbia disintegrated 16 days later on re-entry.
- 2006 Ellen Johnson Sirleaf is sworn in as Liberia's new president. She becomes Africa's first female elected head of state.
- 2016 33 out of 126 freed hostages are injured and 23 killed in terrorist attacks in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso on a hotel and a nearby restaurant.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1844 Ismail Qemali, Albanian civil servant and politician, 1st Prime Minister of Albania
- 1851 William Hall-Jones, English-New Zealand politician, 16th Prime Minister of New Zealand
- 1853 André Michelin, French businessman, co-founded the Michelin Tyre Company
- 1900 Edith Frank, German-Dutch mother of Anne Frank
- 1901 Frank Zamboni, American businessman, founded the Zamboni Company
- 1908 Ethel Merman, American actress and singer
- 1931 Johannes Rau, German journalist and politician, 8th Federal President of Germany
- 1932 Dian Fossey, American zoologist and anthropologist
- 1933 Susan Sontag, American novelist, essayist, and critic
- 1935 Udo Lattek, German footballer, manager, and sportscaster
- 1948 John Carpenter, American director, producer, screenwriter, and composer
- 1948 Gregor Gysi, German attorney, politician of The Left (Die Linke)
- 1959 Sade, Nigerian-English singer-songwriter and producer
- 1969 Roy Jones Jr., American boxer
- 1974 Kate Moss, English model and fashion designer
- 1979 Aaliyah, American singer and actress
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Quote of the day
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Jaslandia, Delionia, Continental Commonwealths, The United Providences Of Perland
Unlike you, some of us here have basic humanity for our citizens [:P]
That would be one hell of a world power
Jaslandia
Yea, imagine Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. Also, we may try to get Alsace Lorraine peacefully from Sinovet. I may also try to see if Oel would want former colonies of mine to be allowed access to the Empire; then we'd really be a world power.
Jaslandia, Oelesa
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.