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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Gonna admit I was a bit blindsided by that revelation. You're black? Sorry, but I totally assumed you were white, man. When you think Irish...:P
Jaslandia
Hahahaha no no no, I am white. Black Irish is a term used to talk about dark haired and dark eyed Irishmen.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, United Continental States
Paler than a sheet of printer paper, with hair as red as the flag of the USSR!
Just the way I like 'em.
Nuremgard, United Continental States
Wow. Looks like I had a total blond moment right there. I had no idea that term existed lol
We ain't all pasty and ginger ya know. :P Some of us resemble an Aryan Adonis. ;) (Not I, but Scotland does have a lot of good looking men. We were rated the manliest country in the world hehe)
Auxorii
I would've that you would have since you're British. Usually it's just American liberals yelling at me for being insensitive or conservatives laughing
Did you just call me British?
*Triggered*
Don't do that lol
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major
*disappoint*
So few People of Color here. It's an utter surprise I haven't been microagressed too much
Jaslandia
Ah f*ck. My bad. Caught at my own game.
Nuremgard
Everyone here is of colour. White is a colour. :P
Jaslandia, United Continental States
I hope you're joking
I don't like "Aryan" characteristics, though. I know; the Germanophile doesn't like "Aryan" men.
Maybe the only "Aryan" characteristic I like is blue eyes, but that's because my bf has those (super light blue eyes... lemme tell you, they're pretty) and they always melt my heart of frigid steel when I see them looking at me.
But regardless, pale, red head, and slender but hairy is my shít.
Nuremgard
Kann wir haben Tee Zeit bitte, Jas?
Scotsman, Scot, Scots or Scottish if you please. I leave being called British/North British to my unionist countrymen.
A slight exaggeration, but not too much a joke.
I just love men in general whatever their skin colour, eye colour, hair colour etc. but damn I do have a weakness for that Aryan look. Fair skin, blue eyes, blond hair, tall, toned.
Hmm. I wonder what vista thinks of me Vista Major
Oh, well that's a shame!
I'm German in ancestry, but I have black hair, brown eyes, and a light olive colored skin tone (a bit more tan than white but with a subtle yellowish hint to it..... I might secretly have some Mediterranean in there too to explain that). 5'9", for whatever that's worth.
Nuremgard
You tag me as if I haven't been stalking this chat
I have nothing but neutral, leaning-positive vibes towards you
Jaslandia, Auxorii
I'm glad everyone are friends now :)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, United Continental States
To be honest, I didn't even realize until now that those two nations were controlled by the same player.
Auxorii, Vista Major, United Continental States
Oh, and perhaps most frustratingly, I've got a round face and head. I always wanted those narrow heads with the pointy chins, but I wasn't built like that :'(
Nuremgard
Yummy. ;)
I have pale skin and blue eyes and my hair used to be as silvery as a Targaryen's but it has got so dark over the years it looks brown now, even though it's actually just a really dark blond.
I'm 6'2
Nuremgard, United Continental States
A chin to cut diamonds like Reese Witherspoon.
Never discuss religion or politics with friends although on NS both these topics are always an inevitability.
Jaslandia, Auxorii
I hate you.
I want to be over 6 foot!
Actually, I'll send you a picture of what I look like. I'm getting over the fear of taking pictures of myself hahah
Nuremgard, United Continental States
I'll send you one of me too but I warn you, you may be gorgonised.
Auxorii
My mom always tells me this story, but I was born with such a dark skin tone that the doctors thought I was mixed.
Which was odd, because I had super light brown hair. This changed for years until I got to black hair. After that it just stopped changing.
Nuremgard, Auxorii
I want my Targaryen hair back. :(
I'm extremely camera shy, so I never take photos of myself.
Nuremgard, United Continental States
My hair is super super dark. Like, really dark. A lot of people I know swear up and down that I dye it black.
Nuremgard
Same with me hahah
United Continental States
I had to take a photo of myself today so I can get my student card. I hate the camera because I hate myself.
A person at school once asked if I put highlights in my hair. I said no. They said, "wow, so your hair just goes from light to dark naturally?"
Made me so proud. Now my hair is just dark. :(
United Continental States
Those always look screwed up. I dunno why, but everyone I know looks way worse on IDs than they really do. On my driver's license, I look like I smoked 5 roaches before taking that photo, and on my student ID I looked like I had a farmer tan.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii
I just look terrible all the time, off and on camera lol
http://m.imgur.com/aZO97sx
Oh btw, I'm so proud of how tan I've gotten since class let out in May. That line is where my wristband was.
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This place changed fast. Went from arguing about a RP, to religious crap, now its a dating site and swoon party....
I just can't... I'm going back to Men of War: Assault Squad 2 (Its the only place that I see sense)<== Aside from work actually...
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Andromitus, United Continental States
Is that an arm or a leg? lol
That's an arm..... I didn't lie when I said I got hair!
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
I got hair too but it's on my legs and...other places. ;)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Friedensreich
That's the one place I will not allow myself to have hair. That area is always kept shaved.
Nuremgard, Auxorii, United Continental States
Now Nuremgard can call me ugly when we get into a heated debate
Ah, another cultured man in a barbaric place
Nuremgard
Like a porn star.
You meant cant lol
Jaslandia, Auxorii
My evil plan to win over the electorate my being good looking so I can devolve the government, MWAHAHAHAH
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Oi, need a ginger-obsessed German to help dismantle the gubment?
Nuremgard
Can you do that over here please? If Scotland ends up stuck in the UK we'll need your looks and wiles to help devolve our government more. :P
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Shoo, commie, shoo.
Ah, and make Ireland unified and Scotland independent while dismantling the monarchy? Perfect.
Nuremgard, United Continental States
Careful now. You're turning me on.
Shame, I could've have been a great help!
Auxorii
I'm also a devout Catholic!
Jesus Christ, do you people have any shame
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
There we go. That deflated me. :D
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
None whatsoever.
Auxorii, Solla Ultima
Ha! Nein. I'm no prude
Nuremgard
Ahem, do not take the Lord's name in vain. There's my shame.
Oy vey
At least you're consistent.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, United Continental States
Thought you were a Catholic, not a Jew. :P
I'm ethnically Jewish if that counts
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
An Irish Catholic Jew. Quite the mongrel aren't you?
Jaslandia, United Continental States
I'm also black apparently (from the waist down).
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
*clears throat and tells crotch* Down, boy.
Oml hahahahaha
Nuremgard, United Continental States
Must purify the Mixed Breed.....
*Obligatory /s*
Nuremgard
Get a room people
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Friedensreich, James The Red Engine, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
A German wanting to purify the breed.
We've been here before, lad. Careful, now...
Auxorii
Fr, I'm trying to watch the Boondocks here.
The United Providences Of Perland
Rest of Europe: *cocks shotgun* easy there, deutschland
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Well hey, I would have been on of their targets too, don't forget. Communist and gay? Man, they'd have a field day with me.
Don't upset the Merkelreich. Merkelreich is best Reich.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, United Continental States
I should say Austrian, not German.
There's me being culturally insensitive just like the Guardian.
Damn liberals
<<< Gay socialist here so my blond hair and blue eyes wouldn't have saved me.
I'm a Jewish Catholic so I'm f*cked too
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima
Oh yeah, plus I am the exact opposite of blonde hair and blue eyes. Brown eyes and black hair.
Nuremgard
Ikr, they're insufferable.
Auxorii, Solla Ultima
good lord is this what the regional chat looks like at 12:53 at night boy am I missing out.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Vista Major, United Continental States
I'm trying to write a novel. Missing all this juiciness is going to distract me
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
You just missed the part where we talked about what we looked like
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Solla Ultima
I got lots of compliments:P
Pride's a sin, my lad. The mother of all sin.
Friedensreich
Ah, my deadly sin.
It's not pride when it's true though. I did get lots of compliments :P
Nuremgard
We know. :)
Auxorii
I think that's how Lucifer thought too. :P To be fair, would have totally been on his side had I been an angel in the war.
Blasphemy!
Besides, you were the one giving me most of the compliments!
Nuremgard
hear I am laying on my bed trying to sleep and this sh*t is being posted on the regional message board well I've tried but this sh*t is just too rich to ignore.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major, The United Providences Of Perland, United Continental States
If it's any consolation, it's 12 AM over here and I'm using the family computer to type up my medieval faction, hopefully done within the hour :p
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Solla Ultima
Think of me as the sly serpent in Eden and you're Adam. I'm whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Go on, lad. Taste that fruit. It's not gonna' kill ya. ;)
Solla Ultima
:S
Please don't convert the Jewish Catholic boy. We have enough sausage fanciers in the region as is....
Nuremgard
I once wrote a poem six pages long called The Dawn. It was about the creation, the fall of man and the fall of Lucifer. And it all rhymed. Was very proud of it.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major
That sounds awesome! The Fall is definitely an interesting subject. Sooo many aspects and ways to interpret it
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major
ok what the hell is this about and most of all get a room already
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Andromitus, James The Red Engine, United Continental States
It fascinated me and I got inspired by Milton's Paradise Lost. It's like a really sh!tty, shorter version of that lol. The poem is written from the perspectives of God and Lucifer.
Jaslandia
Hmm. Interesting.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Danke.
Auxorii
I know I'm a bit late, but I'll make y'all proud as Vice President, thanks for all the support and being such a welcoming community.
Also, I will not turn this region into a monarchy with me at the top, haha, why would I even do that?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Vista Major, Andromitus, Solla Ultima
you're killin me, guys. you're killin me.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Solla Ultima
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