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Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hi btw.
How are you doing?
We haven't talked to each other in a long time.
Jaslandia, Percyton
I am doing well Peng how about yourself?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Doing well in general. Today is sh!tty tho.
Percyton
Russia would prolly suffer from Sealion if they tried though tbh.
Penguania And Antarctica
Oh. Sorry to hear you're having such bad luck, Oel.
Really sorry to hear that Peng. I hope tomorrow is much better, and let me know if there's anything I can do to help!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Minnesota Dakota
Well, my bus was 20 minutes late this morning. So I wasn't able to get the connecting tram. Because of that I was late at apprentice school. My instructor there got really mad at me for being late and I was told by a classmate that the instructor before I arrived imputed in front of the whole class that my lateness is a result of the lack of interest and motivation I have for the apprenticeship. It would have been okay for me if he said that to me in confidence but in public without me being their to defend myself against such defamatory acts I get very angry. Then he had a down on me for the rest of the day. So that wasn't nice. Then after school my tram was cancelled so I had to take the next one which was so full that couldn't get on it. So I had to take the one after that. I was able to catch the connecting bus in the nick of time. But my bad luck didn't stop there. Due to the time it was rush hour and everyone wanted to get home. Additional to that there was an accident enroute so there was traffic jam. So I to my destination the bus needed 1 hour instead of the usual 30 minutes.
Jaslandia, Minnesota Dakota, Percyton
Wow, that does sound like a sh!t day. Very sorry. That instructor sounds like a c*nt.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Spanelsko
He is. Nobody likes him because he's very abrasive.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Mercunova
Don't despair, Peng! Everyone has days that go like that sometimes! Thankful, most days aren't like that, and you'll have a good day soon enough!
Toby: And as a tram engine myself, I'd like to apologize on behalf of that cancelled tram. We always do our best to service our passengers, but sometimes things are out of our control. The last thing we want to do is inconvenience our passengers, but sometimes that'll happen despite our best efforts.
Bertie: As a bus, I'd like to apologize for that late bus. Like Toby said, sometimes circumstances are beyond our control. Of course, sometimes it's because our Drivers are too slow...
Bertie's driver: Hey!
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica
Thanks for the cheering up, pals. :)
Jaslandia, Percyton
No problem, Peng! Happy to help!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
http://www.bundesverfassungsgericht.de/EN/Verfahren/Wichtige-Verfahrensarten/Verfassungsbeschwerde/verfassungsbeschwerde_node.html
Is there something similar in your (RL) country?
Jaslandia, Percyton
Not in the U.S.
On another note, regarding the poll, I do own HOI IV, HOI Darkest Hour, and Victoria II. I also own Supreme Ruler 1936, which was made by BattleGoat Studios but was published by Paradox. And just to note, I am horrible at all of these games.
Penguania And Antarctica
Add me on steam it is Flynnius I play HOI4 and I am pretty decent. I can maybe help you out.
Penguania And Antarctica
Me hath HoI4 too. :D
I am not playing HOI IV with you. My cheap laptop is too slow for multiplayer. Even Vicky II doesn't run well on this machine.
We all know you play that game to exercise your dreams of conquering Eastern Europe and genociding the Slavic people like the evil Kraut you are.
/s
Penguania And Antarctica
Kinda, we have it only as a appeal though.
Jaslandia
Well, I managed to beat Germany as Czechoslovakia (without the Death and Dishonor DLC)
The Germans do have an appeal system, and Constitutional Complaints are separate from that. We also have an appeal system, but we don't really have anything that functions like Germany's Constitutional Complaints, at least to my knowledge.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
You're a traitor to your country. I bet you voted for (((Merkel))) to let her import inferior rapefugees into your country. Are you on (((their))) side, or are you on your country's side?
/s
Penguania And Antarctica
I also like playing Communist France :D
I think you mean (((communist))) France.
/s
Penguania And Antarctica
I do not see the difference tbh
Exactly. You're now redpilled.
Communism = Judaism
/s
Colonel Edgelord right there.
Axeldonia
People genuinely believe this stuff.
Maymays
Percyton
No. It's not a meme.
http://freebeacon.com/issues/hate-crimes-targeting-jews-rise-second-year-row/
Libertatem is still crazy.
Penguania And Antarctica
Why?
We're past this, please. No need to trudge up any unpleasantness after all.
Yukona
Ah, cars are back. Thank God.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
What unpleasantness?
Basically, this is my side of the story.
I was frequently involved in regional politics there, having founded the Reform Party and having that party democratically begin to take control of the Libertatem Government. I found that a lot of the nations there werent truly living up to their ideals, and were even invading regions based on ideology, not self defense.
They then got a spy, VenomRingo, to infiltrate our party, and having found evidence of us doing wrongdoing, we were all banished from Libertatem.
Ironically, the only thing I actually was convicted of doing was releasing classified information, as their current President was lying about their military policy, I found it just to show what was actually going on behind the curtain.
Penguania And Antarctica
Welcome aboard! :D
Auxorii, Percyton
That's not very libertarian.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0824/6367/products/nostep_grande.png?v=1490183437
Jaslandia
Post self-deleted by Penguania And Antarctica.
Thanks! It's what I always deserved.
Penguania And Antarctica
Theyre not libertarian. Theyre right wing extremists.
First rule of autocracy: Kill the unpleasant.
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied chains us all, irrevocably."
Auxorii
Who let you out of the Gestapo dungeon?
GUARDS!!!
Jaslandia
Hm?
Libertatem.
But I'm not a Slav or a Jew! I did nothing wrong. Please have mercy on me.
Penguania And Antarctica
How are they right-wing extremists?
Penguania And Antarctica
That's cool, but we're kinda trying to not do that.
How's the weather in...Nevada?
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, Percyton
Thank you.
Percyton
idk what to even Rp about
Percyton
You should RP about RPing.
Percyton
Its actually freezing right now, which for us is 50-60*F. Its just weird after what happened.
Hyderbourg, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
As you know I go to school in Connecticut where it was freezing, but I'm back in Houston for Thanksgiving, and the warmer weather is a blessing.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Cesorion
But you are an opponent of the regime. A vermin that contaminates the racial corpus.
/jk
Jaslandia
Yeah I'm vaccinated but weak immune system probably
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
[spoiler=Today is November 20 and today are:]
Today is November 20 and today are:
- 20-N (Spain)
- Africa Industrialization Day
- Black Awareness Day (Brazil)
- Name Your PC Day
- National Absurdity Day (United States)
- National Peanut Butter Fudge Day (United States)
- National Sovereignty Day (Argentina)
- Revolution Day (Mexico)
- Teachers' Day or Ngày nhà giáo Việt Nam (Vietnam)
- Transgender Day of Remembrance (LGBT community)
- Universal Children's Day
- Wedding day of Elizabeth II (United Kingdom)
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 284 Diocletian is chosen as Roman emperor.
- 762 During the An Shi Rebellion, the Tang dynasty, with the help of Huihe tribe, recaptures Luoyang from the rebels.
- 1194 Palermo is conquered by Henry VI, Holy Roman Emperor.
- 1407 A truce between John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy and Louis of Valois, Duke of Orléans is agreed upon under the auspices of John, Duke of Berry. Orléans would be assassinated three days later by Burgundy.
- 1695 Zumbi, the last of the leaders of Quilombo dos Palmares in early Brazil, is executed by the forces of Portuguese bandeirante Domingos Jorge Velho.
- 1739 Start of the Battle of Porto Bello between British and Spanish forces during the War of Jenkins' Ear.
- 1776 American Revolutionary War: British forces land at the Palisades and then attack Fort Lee. The Continental Army starts to retreat across New Jersey.
- 1789 New Jersey becomes the first U.S. state to ratify the Bill of Rights.
- 1805 Beethoven's only opera, Fidelio, premieres in Vienna.
- 1820 An 80-ton sperm whale attacks the Essex (a whaling ship from Nantucket, Massachusetts) 2,000 miles from the western coast of South America. (Herman Melville's 1851 novel Moby-Dick is in part inspired by this story.)
- 1845 Anglo-French blockade of the Río de la Plata: Battle of Vuelta de Obligado.
- 1861 American Civil War: A secession ordinance is filed by Kentucky's Confederate government.
- 1910 Mexican Revolution: Francisco I. Madero issues the Plan de San Luis Potosí, denouncing Mexican President Porfirio Díaz, calling for a revolution to overthrow the government of Mexico, effectively starting the Mexican Revolution.
- 1917 World War I: Battle of Cambrai begins: British forces make early progress in an attack on German positions but are later pushed back.
- 1936 José Antonio Primo de Rivera, founder of the Falange, is killed by a republican execution squad.
- 1940 World War II: Hungary becomes a signatory of the Tripartite Pact, officially joining the Axis powers.
- 1943 World War II: Battle of Tarawa (Operation Galvanic) begins: United States Marines land on Tarawa Atoll in the Gilbert Islands and suffer heavy fire from Japanese shore guns and machine guns.
- 1945 Nuremberg trials: Trials against 24 Nazi war criminals start at the Palace of Justice at Nuremberg.
- 1947 The Princess Elizabeth marries Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten, who becomes the Duke of Edinburgh, at Westminster Abbey in London.
- 1959 The Declaration of the Rights of the Child is adopted by the United Nations.
- 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis ends: In response to the Soviet Union agreeing to remove its missiles from Cuba, U.S. President John F. Kennedy ends the quarantine of the Caribbean nation.
- 1968 A total of 78 miners are killed in an explosion at the Consolidated Coal Companys No. 9 mine in Farmington, West Virginia in the Farmington Mine disaster
- 1969 Vietnam War: The Plain Dealer publishes explicit photographs of dead villagers from the My Lai Massacre in Vietnam.
- 1969 Occupation of Alcatraz: Native American activists seize control of Alcatraz Island until being ousted by the U.S. Government on June 11, 1971.
- 1974 The United States Department of Justice files its final anti-trust suit against AT&T Corporation. This suit later leads to the breakup of AT&T and its Bell System.
- 1977 Egyptian President Anwar Sadat becomes the first Arab leader to officially visit Israel, when he meets Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin and speaks before the Knesset in Jerusalem, seeking a permanent peace settlement.
- 1979 Grand Mosque seizure: About 200 Sunni Muslims revolt in Saudi Arabia at the site of the Kaaba in Mecca during the pilgrimage and take about 6000 hostages. The Saudi government receives help from Pakistani special forces to put down the uprising.
- 1980 Lake Peigneur drains into an underlying salt deposit. A misplaced Texaco oil probe had been drilled into the Diamond Crystal Salt Mine, causing water to flow down into the mine, eroding the edges of the hole.
- 1985 Microsoft Windows 1.0 is released.
- 1989 Velvet Revolution: The number of protesters assembled in Prague, Czechoslovakia swells from 200,000 the day before to an estimated half-million.
- 1990 Andrei Chikatilo, one of the Soviet Union's most prolific serial killers, is arrested; he eventually confesses to 56 killings.
- 1991 An Azerbaijani MI-8 helicopter carrying 19 peacekeeping mission team with officials and journalists from Russia, Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan is shot down by Armenian military forces in Khojavend District of Azerbaijan.
- 1992 In England, a fire breaks out in Windsor Castle, badly damaging the castle and causing over £50 million worth of damage.
- 1993 Savings and loan crisis: The United States Senate Ethics Committee issues a stern censure of California senator Alan Cranston for his "dealings" with savings-and-loan executive Charles Keating.
- 1994 The Angolan government and UNITA rebels sign the Lusaka Protocol in Zambia, ending 19 years of civil war. (Localized fighting resumes the next year.)
- 1996 A fire breaks out in an office building in Hong Kong, killing 41 people and injuring 81.
- 1998 A court in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan declares accused terrorist Osama bin Laden "a man without a sin" in regard to the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania.
- 1998 The first module of the International Space Station, Zarya, is launched.
- 2003 After the November 15 bombings, a second day of the 2003 Istanbul bombings occurs in Istanbul, Turkey, destroying the Turkish head office of HSBC Bank AS and the British consulate.
- 2015 Following a hostage siege, at least 19 people are killed in Bamako, Mali.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 270 - Maximinus II, Roman emperor
- 1602 - Otto von Guericke, German physicist and politician
- 1750 - Tipu Sultan, Indian ruler
- 1858 - Selma Lagerlöf, Swedish author and educator, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1868 - August Euler, German aviator, aircraft constructor, holder of the first German pilots license
- 1886 - Karl von Frisch, Austrian-German ethologist and zoologist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1889 - Edwin Hubble, American astronomer and cosmologist
- 1912 - Otto von Habsburg, last Crown Prince of Austria-Hungary
- 1923 - Nadine Gordimer, South African author and activist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1924 - Benoit Mandelbrot, Polish-American mathematician and economist
- 1925 - Robert F. Kennedy, American soldier, lawyer, and politician, 64th United States Attorney General
- 1925 - Maya Plisetskaya, Russian-Lithuanian ballerina, choreographer, actress, and director
- 1940 - Arieh Warshel, Israeli-American biochemist and biophysicis, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1942 - Joe Biden, American lawyer and politician, 47th Vice President of the United States
- 1946 - Duane Allman, American singer-songwriter and guitarist
- 1956 - Olli Dittrich, German actor, comedian, television personality and musician
- 1974 - Kurt Krömer, German television presenter, comedian and actor
- 1981 - Sam Fuld, American baseball player
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Quote of the day
We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
- Khalil Gibran -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major, Percyton
Oelesa is STRONK!!
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Oelesa, Percyton
Goodnight pals <3
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Percyton
*ist
GERMAN PILOTS
Jaslandia, Percyton
I've got model UN tomorrow and it's a crisis simulation simulating the Cuban Missile Crisis
You're looking at Andrej Grechko, Commander of the United Armed Forces of the Warsaw Treaty. Ya boy's gonna try his hardest to either a) Cause nuclear war or b) Get dem missiles on Cuban soil
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
Constidor here. This is just a new nation I created using random generators. Everything from the name, to the flag, the government, and the factbooks are all random(ish). It's surprising how much you can get out of these generators.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Me and my partner are the United Mexican States and we have the best disaster relief plan involving the Russian military youve ever seen
Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Sorta. We have it in the U.S., but it's part of the U.S. Supreme Court and the regular court procedure, not a completely separate court like in Germany.
Somehow I feel those two really go together. And I think Belinda agrees.
Belinda: *computer grinding and beeping noises*
Belinda! Watch your language!
Belinda: *more computer grinding and beeping noises*
Well so is your mother! How do you like that?
Belinda: *even more computer grinding and beeping noises*
Belinda! I thought we had something special!
Belinda: *still more computer grinding and beeping noises*
Dave? Who's Dave?
Belinda: *what do you think?*
Traitor!
Unf as a nuclear war-seeking Commie. Why am I not surprised? /sarc
"Vetriutan itself is mainly covered in frozen lakes and has a stormy climate, which has lead to a crowded population, despite the number of people, which means most of them live in huge settlements."
"The country's landscape is colorful; terraced fields of green, small, playful waterfalls and relaxing hot springs are just a sliver of the gorgeousness Vetriutan has to offer, which is why the country is revered among foreigners."
Those two sections seem to contradict each other. Besides that, the random generator did a pretty good job I'd say.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Vetriutan
Ok... next time my family decides to drag me away on a vacation...
Maybe.. I dunno.. WARN ME?!?
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Toby: Peng, is this the type of tram you were having problems with before?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/2010-06-23-magdeburg-by-RalfR-01.jpg
Sorta. I'll let Chief Justice Sigrid of Arlesdale explain.
Sigrid: Thanks, Percy. We don't have a separate court for constitutional complaints, but constitutional issues can be sent directly to the Supreme Court and bypass the appeals courts. It's not too much of an extra hassle for us, especially since the Supreme Court is divided up so half of the members specialize in constitutional law, half specialize in regular criminal/civil law, and to balance things out, we have an extra member (wild card) who can do both; the constitutional members decide constitutional matters, the civil/criminal members decide regular appeals, and the extra member/wild card can do cases from either category. If a case is REALLY important, then all of the justices on the Supreme Court will come together to decide the case.
Welcome to the CoFN, Auxorii! We may have met before when; I'm Percy, King of Percyton and the #6 green engine on the Island of Sodor. I hope you like it here!
Goodnight, Peng!
Jas and Belinda: A Drama in One Act
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Vacation? That sounds nice! Where did you go?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia
Got woken up at 3 am to catch a 5 am flight from DFW (Dallas-Fort Worth) USA to Moscow. It was fun, but I'm so tired and it's only been 1 day.
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Percyton
Oh. Yeah, that definitely seems WAY too sudden. Still, hopefully you'll have a good time. Maybe since you're in the real Russia, you can get some ideas for your NS nation?
Russkov Soviet, Percyton
I hope so
Jaslandia, Percyton
Nuke those capitalist pigs
But don't though, we still need to make the F-22 and F-35.
Jaslandia
советский союз заботится не о ваших проектах буржуазии!
Russkov Soviet, Vista Major
This load of bull-honkey is why I'm glad my nation is the "Next Russia". The USSR failed, then the Russian Federation failed. I will not fail like they have.
Jaslandia, Percyton
Is oki
You'll fall pretty quickly and then you're child will have a military that looks like a deformed pigeon tbh :p
Whatever you do
Don't taste the military
They're like lead pipes Xp
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
Pff. I don't really have much positive to say about the soviet union save for their effors during WW2 and their support for liberation movements in africa.
(_) Wut
Russkov Soviet
Does it involve RPGs
Jaslandia, Yukona
Following new legislation in Isfrahan, democratic debates have been removed by the government.
About time. The Crown is supreme, bitches.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Spanelsko
I didn't know you could randomly generate factbooks.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Percyton
Woah. I remember you. It has been ages. How you been?
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Percyton
Guys i am taking a long time off i have to go to Germany on an emergency basis as my Mother has passed away.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
:( I am so sorry for your loss.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
So sorry to hear that, Fuhrmania. You have my condolences, and I wish you the best!
Nuremgard, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Been good. Vegas.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Percyton
Oh aye, you live there. Recent events there must have been scary for you.
Jaslandia, Oelesa, Percyton
First your brother, and now your mother? Jeez. I'm sorry for such misfortune. I send prayers and wish you the best!
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
RIP Merc's Ankles and Knees
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Everything alright, Merc?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Kinda.
Standing in one place for five hours straight kills my leg joints though
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I see. You have a job that requires a lot of standing?
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Scary when it first happened. Its hard seeing Vegas Strong on every road. Everybody wanting to support us. Its just weird
But I just turned 17, so f*ck it
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I didn't randomly generate the factbooks themselves, but I did randomly generate the information that they contain.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
UFIR: hmmmmmm ????? Communism = Judaism ?????!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE POPE! ANOTHER CRUSADE FOR JERUSALEM BEGINS! PURGE THE TSERRAN COMMIE HERETICS!
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Vetriutan
Oh my! How awful! You have my sympathy and condolences, Fuhrmania.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
That moment you remember a show from Comedy Central and realized just how f*cking funny it was
"Suck my balls! Put your cheeks into it! I'm gonna bang your mouth! Your mother's a whore! Gobble my knob! Eat my cheese! Give me a squirt!"
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/7hksca/ugly-americans-manbird-exhibition
Lavan Tiri
Tserran...commie...heretics...what?
Crusade...for...Jerusalem. That sounds delightful. Bring that on.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
We must claim Jerusalem for Khorne: Middle East peace solved by giving the skulls to the War God.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Roast beef sandwiches?
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
If you mean the skulls of le rosbif (English), then yes
Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
I will come for you in the name of chaos god Khorne! After we find some boats to get to you, otherwise we would have to besiege Constantinople on our way.
Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania And Antarctica
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Written by Refuge Isle.