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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Because you're a dirty lib!
I mean, Ruclax did
Jaslandia
Ah, there's that welcoming community I was referencing.
Auxorii, United Continental States
A Deo rex, a rege lex.
We'll aren't you lucky they've already killed me and dug my grave.
United Continental States
Then again, I mean the Tavern Charter did enshrine him as monarch, so he already had that at the beginning, though he did try to go all absolute on us at the end :p
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
What a contrast. The other day, the RMB was filled with arguing and squabbling. Now it's a love-in. Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde much?
Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
I didn't think it would come to this but are you at all intoxicated?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
It's like auld Lizzie going dictator on Britain.
"Right, plebs. One is taking over! Release the corgis!"
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Pirate Kingdoms
He did tell his crotch "down boy"
Nuremgard, Solla Ultima
*hands Nurem a hotel room key* Here's your room. Take it. Three beds, one bath, and a great window view. Third floor, Room 309.
Nuremgard, Percyton, James The Red Engine, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
I don't drink.
No, I'm serious. I'm a Scot and I don't drink. I'm a disgrace to my country.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Solla Ultima
i think you meant room 69 ;)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, United Continental States
True, however, Montaris is now a literal vassal of another region and Ru has no real power anymore.
I think we can see how his attitude ended.
Really, I'm hoping this continues into the future.
Most of the more....argumentative....people have left, so it should chill it for the next few days.
Is OK.
I'm a Portuguese, Irish and French man but I don't drink nothin'. I'm a big disgrace.
Oh, and I'm English too, but I hate earl gray tea.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Pirate Kingdoms, United Continental States
I only drink at parties.
Nuremgard
*sirens in the background* warning to all americans are stereotypes are out of date
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, United Continental States
Hey and we're not all ugly idiots
Solla Ultima
English eh? *grabs my sgian-dubh*
Jaslandia
What in the name of Awdry is going on? I come here to tell everyone how splendid my new coat of red paint is, but all I see is lovey-dovey stuff and barely-hidden pick-up lines. Get a shed, everyone!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton
So did Jesus.
Auxorii, United Continental States
Ahhh
Bisto.
Auxorii
Earl Grey is my absolute favorite tea.
Earl Grey is love, Earl Grey is life.
*Resists the urge to make a train-tunnel Freudian joke*
Jaslandia, Percyton
It's OK.
I'm a spy on the inside.
My English Telepathy isn't as strong as Unf's but I can help Scottish independence.
No but really, do it. My ear and body hurt bad since I went out a lot with Tim and put my immune system into hell.
Nuremgard
That one is currently being cleaned at the moment.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
Ops *removes all images of Stereo typical scots from Hard drive*
ops my mistake
Jaslandia
Oh, you naughty lads.
Meant Americans. Nuremgard can back me up on this :P
Nuremgard
Why would you remove images of Scotsmen in kilts? That's the one stereotype that makes me tingle.
Jaslandia
welp this rmb has officially been declared a natural disaster zone.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Continental States
Good idea. I'm not sure about Freudian tunnel jokes, but I know Henry has been the butt of many tunnel jokes, and he doesn't like them at all. They'll never let Henry live down the time he stayed in the tunnel because he thought the rain would ruin his paintwork.
If someone needs a shed, there are a few berths open at Vicarstown Sheds. I think the Kirk Ronan Sheds might also have some space.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
oh god now I've only fed the beast.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Yukona, United Continental States
Take a joke, damn....
Rawr.
Solla Ultima, United Continental States
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=857626
Finally made my medieval faction, though it still needs some work and heavy revisions when Unf and Yuk can work out a schedule on publishing more info on this world.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Que gorge w bushes reaction to hurricane Katrina.
Jaslandia, United Continental States
Hey now, I ain't saying it didn't happen, but it certainly wouldn't have been that which made me sick :P
It was that we went to restaurants and a mall when I never do that normally.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
the image you have placed in my head is completely and utterly unforgivable.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, United Continental States
I wonder which region took Montaris over
He sounds expensive to maintain.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
So don't que anything ?
Solla Ultima
true, very true.
Auxorii
https://youtu.be/5CWEB1uwoMk?t=54
Solla Ultima
I'm very afraid to open this link so much that i might half to cleanse my sole and my computer after seeing it
Nuremgard, United Continental States
Your sole? You're not stepping on it, you're watching it. ;)
Solla Ultima
Polyregina, but the Region is practically a ghost now so *shrug*
*Cough*
Well, I mean...
He was the one that took me out, actually.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms, Percyton
God save me
*Gods reaction*
sorry mate you've past the point of saving
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii
*God has left the RMB*
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona, Percyton, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
Let's be honest, he was never here.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Peoples Liberation Republic, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Looks pretty good. I've been thinking about doing a Swiss-like mountainous confederation for my medieval faction, but I've been waiting until more details come out, or at least until we have a medieval map.
Nuremgard, Pirate Kingdoms, Yukona, Percyton
my friend he has not only left it he has excommunicated it
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, United Continental States
All of CoFN has been placed under an interdict (my history nerds know what I'm talking about)
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Percyton, Solla Ultima
Fine, only if you accept the free market as your lord and savior
Auxorii, Percyton
welcome brother
Jaslandia, Auxorii
Henry: The true God Wilbert Awdry (Gawdry) has been here, and here is his reaction to all of the recent posts:
https://youtu.be/cao3MKPKCP0
https://youtu.be/5iTmQQP_WHg
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
<<< Is a history nerd. Doesn't know what that means. Shame causes me to commit seppeku.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Solla Ultima
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdict
Jaslandia
You learn something new everyday.
Jaslandia, Auxorii, Vista Major
Yeah, Pope Innocent III placed the entire country of Norway and almost England under interdict. Which would be like excommunicating the entire population
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major
Sounds like being pope was fun. You were practically the king of kings (the Christian ones anyway.)
Jaslandia
your past disgraces have been cleansed.
*disgraces reply*
sorry we just got cozy not leaving anytime soon
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Auxorii
If I didn't have a girlfriend, which I do so my goal is basically to become a lawyer and hold public office, but if I didn't it would be to become a Cardinal.
Nuremgard, United Continental States
They wear some fine ass robes.
Jaslandia, Peoples Liberation Republic, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
They do. Google "nuncio". They have the best outfits. Snazzy pink
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
I should run for office in the CoFN. I may have charmed some votes already (Nuremgard)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
Fûck no
Auxorii
Witch!
South Hyder
Charm away, my lad. I don't vote in regional elections. ;P
Jaslandia, Solla Ultima
Hmm, doesn't no mean yes...?
Damn!
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima
*Drops charts and grabs knife*
goodbye cruel world
Jaslandia, Auxorii
hey all the pope just called and he said go to hell can you guess what my response was
I'm already there Bic*
Jaslandia
forgive me i meant your holiness
Jaslandia, Auxorii
That's better *puts ruler down*
Jaslandia, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
Catholics. Always so damn kinky.
Jaslandia, Peoples Liberation Republic, Andromitus, Solla Ultima, United Continental States
Hey all those years of being unmarried build up man
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Solla Ultima
As if you're waiting until marriage ya wee sinner.
Sin city man. In the Las Vegas cathedral the stained glass literally has the strip up in flames while Mary cries above it handing us flowers
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Solla Ultima
Guys-
Aux and I are the lost prophets of Libertatem
just an fyi
Jaslandia
This is true. You did say that I was to lead you out of the desert.
Jaslandia, South Hyder
they sure did lead us to the "holy land"
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
One day soon we shall return to the promised land, my friend.
Jaslandia, Auxorii
That's what he said.
Jaslandia, Solla Ultima
finally peace and quite
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Percyton, United Continental States
https://youtu.be/Gur8ccqrQ9c
https://youtu.be/6ds9y3lJGig
Solla Ultima
Sorry James.. I've been hitting vodka to clear my head up. I've seen your new coat o' paint and I think it is indeed splendid. Wonderful job they did!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, James The Red Engine
Murdoch loves that too!
https://youtu.be/NkEseVDd0NU
Jaslandia, James The Red Engine, Solla Ultima
Thank you, Russkov! I'm glad someone properly recognized my splendid paintwork!
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Solla Ultima
HOLY SH*T EVERYONE
TRUMP JUST GOT EXPOSED AND IS GETTING IMPEACHED:
https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Vista Major, United Continental States
He'd never get impeached that quickly. Nice try :P
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Vista Major
You are fake news
Jaslandia, United Continental States
In real news, the People's Republic of China has sent one of its most advanced missile cruisers to the Baltic in order to conduct military drills with Russia's navy in Kaliningrad.
United Continental States
At least it's not as questionable as their newest ship, the one that's supposedly able to target stealth fighters.
And good morning, Peng!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
You sure about that?
You know, all this talk of Scotland has gotten my blood boiling- this idle talk of independence will not stand! England is king, will always be king. Deal with it.
(Of course I am going to Edinburgh today, so I'll be sure not to mention this.)
Jaslandia, Kalaron
From the river Volga, to the streets of Moscow..
From Kiev to the steppes high and low..
Stands our Russia proud and tall...
For I will fight for her until I fall...
Found this in my telegrams dated back to two years ago. Brings back memories...good and bad.
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Good morning. How did you know that I'll be here now ?
Or is saying "good morning, Peng!" like summoning a demon ?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Percyton, United Continental States
The cutest demon!
But seriously, I just saw you like a post. :P
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
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