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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
I.AM.DONE.WITH.IT.F.OFF
:^) can u feel it mr krabs
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
MAMA
OOOOOOO
Jaslandia
Tbh I can.
Anyhow, am glad the Tank will move forward, most advanced I've made to date.
What ever Troll
Penguania And Antarctica
Alright, play nice everyone.
You better be done, although the "f off" certainly doesn't help your case. I'll be keeping an eye on you.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Mr Krabs can't feel it :^(
Penguania And Antarctica
Troll-naming is not something you should be doing here. The NS Mods don't like it, so I don't like it either. Knock it off.
Merlinton, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
"Come on, show a little more backbone."
Jaslandia
Arent you a Power hungry little Prick anit ya ?
Maybe you should look at the Root of the Cause .
More like the Book of Buford T. Justice :P
Jaslandia
Insulting the police, eh? You're just trying to add more charges, aren't you? *writes something down in a notebook* I'm a legally-empowered Constable of the CFN, so my powers are well-within reason.
And I don't care about the 'root cause', because it looks like the 'root cause' is RP matters, and I'm not the RP police. I only get involved when people are insulted, flamed, or the NS or CFN rules on communication are otherwise violated.
Merlinton, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
She is not power hungry. She is a Constable of this region and therefore has the power and authority to monitor and moderate the regional message board. This power is granted to her by the Confederate Constabulary Act. The law of this region is behind her, not you.
Jaslandia, Republic City Police, Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah, id watch it around her, she can get you booted if she felt like it, she probably won't without just cause tho.
Jaslandia, Republic City Police, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Precisely. Thank you, ContComm.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=794176
"Article IV: Duties of the Constabulary
Section 1 - The CFNC has the duty of actively enforcing the laws and regulations of The Confederacy of Free Nations.
Section 2 - In doing so, they have the ability to monitor and moderate the regional message board and the Confederacy forums.
Section 3 - All regional Constables shall be given regional officer powers of communications and border patrol in order to enforce the law, court rulings, or any other legal duties of the law."
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
Tl;dr version plox
You're lucky I have enough respect for the law to not abuse my regional officer powers. I will not remove anyone from this region without approval from a judge in the form of a court verdict. However, if you continue your current behavior Union of Yuktobanian Republics, that approval may come sooner than you think.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
The Dude abides.
The Dude sounds like a tool!
The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
I don't take comfort in that.... mainly because "sin" is an alien concept to me. So he's basically abiding for no reason!
Like I care boo hoo
When I get home if your open to it
I'd like to tg you and ask some questions
And I'm being honest about that
And as much as you don't want to hear this
But for the troll
I may go to the mods
Reguardless of what ever happens here
Penguania And Antarctica
As we're loosely touching upon the subject, I have a draft criminal code in the works that I'd like feedback on.
If Unf's constitutional proposal passes, there won't be any opportunity for this to be changed while it's before Parliament. As such, I'd like to address any concerns future (yet still hypothetical) parliamentarians may have before that point.
Aaaand sorry in advance for the multiple posts with regard to this. I'm just trying to be a proactive MoJ, guys- I swear!
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Oh, you don't say?
You're always welcome to go to the mods with regards to anything that happens here. They are the highest authority we have in terms of what happens on NS. Besides Max Berry shimself, that is.
Russian Fedration, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I like this
Continental Commonwealths
It was a pretty good story. Don't you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Donny go. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again.
It's not nice to assume an author's gender.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I don't appreciate you're vaguely-threatening tone, but you can do whatever you want. If you want to go to the NS mods, I won't stop you.
Jaslandia, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
They pee'd on my rug, man!
Penguania And Antarctica
The NS mods?! Because, if so, I'm not surprised. I told you all- Old Testament.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. That really tied the room together.
Penguania And Antarctica
I don't think that's my jurisdiction, but I will take that into consideration.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Touche
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... snd a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
It's not threatening ...?
It's just what it is because I don't think your being fair and non bias on this obviously flaming case
And I do still want to TG you
Penguania And Antarctica
If you have a complaint, then by all means bring it up to me. Whether I'll act on those complaints is a whole different story.
Russian Fedration, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
You're the very same Yuk who mentioned supporting the Lib Dem's marijuana decriminalization policy, no? :P
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
More questions than complaints
Penguania And Antarctica
What strain are you smoking? I've never seen you ramble before.
Russian Fedration
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jaslandia, Friedensreich
It's not world policying if Kivasek is mah friend and we have aligning world views; If you threaten him, of course I'm going to come to his aid -_- Especially because, all things considered, he bests me in certain topics, such as demilitarization and overt pacifism, he also doesn't have a cruel military history. So yea, I'm going to help him as I would an international brother
Don't make me get out my CJ chair people, I haven't had to move in a while, gaining a few pounds.
Just going to say that be respectful, and that even though it's just a game we need to hold our selves to high and moral standards.
Jaslandia, Republic City Police, Vista Major, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah, Yuk. Not just high, but a high standard!
Jaslandia, Republic City Police, Friedensreich, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
What world views do you have in common with them?
Alright dudes, I won't be too busy today or this weekend, so expect more evil, bought to you by OmniCorp.
Merlinton, The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Oelesa, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
Heyy look who it is, the new leader of the ITF everybody *claps*
Jaslandia, Magnatronia
Who said I was still in the ITF? I didn't secede, the organization just collapsed around me.
*Holds up cross* O wait, Perland has a super majority atheist rate nvm.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia, Solla Ultima
It's technically still active :P No declaration from remaining members was ever stated that it was dissolved so technically it still exists..with you, maybe belmora, and soon Vid most likely so you three can form that beautiful fascist superalliance
Oh, and Baxten has an Ædenist party :P Wessa spreadin' boyo
Magnatronia
Aren't you still in it?
Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
No? I left a few days ago (IC months) and have been busy with my new freedom; Mainly reforging the Ædenist Union and Guardian Initiative to fit my non-ITF goals (finally); I started economically aiding international parties that seemed to have formed (big yay!); formed the Honorary Ædenist Amendment to the Union Constitution; and started helping with the construction of the new Concord Military Alliance
Yea, when not worrying about how fellow ITF members think of your actions, you can get a lot of stuff done :P
Tserra
May Darwin bless you
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona
CONCORD!
SEIG CONCORDIS!
May the pope call a crusade on yo as
The United Providences Of Perland, Solla Ultima
Then to the pope I say this "up yours"
The United Providences Of Perland
You first.
The United Providences Of Perland, Solla Ultima
Thats hot
The United Providences Of Perland, Solla Ultima
http://img12.deviantart.net/a17f/i/2017/022/7/f/broly__that_s_hot__dbza_by_gamemaster8910-dawesx2.png
Is it bad that that actually made me laugh out loud
Jaslandia, Tserra
Not at all.
I didn't know. I haven't been really able to follow what has been going on the past couple days about the ITF's disbandment and what not.
Belmora
Goddamn, basmati rice is the sh!t. Society says rice can't be a meal so I always make it with something, but I tell ya I'd be perfectly content just eating a sh!t ton of this rice.
Belmora, Friedensreich, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
Anyone watch Agents of SHIELD and see the S4 finale? :D
I do it all the time... I didn't know only rice can't be a meal.
Sometimes when I feel like eating something hearty and savory without meat, I'll just make fried rice with a little bit of egg mixed in and call it a meal.
Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Dude, if you live near a Columbian joint, you GOTTA try their coconut rice. I swear, that stuff is the literal, actual bomb. It's like, the birthday cake of rice dishes. It's sweet cause of the coconut water they cook it with, but not *that* sweet.
Of course, that might be impossible to get if you don't live in Florida.
Merlinton, Jaslandia, Belmora, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
Yeeeah, I was gonna say. I googled my city and "Columbian" and it tried to give me directions to British Columbia. Still not sure how Google decided what the exact destination of the entire province of British Columbia would be.
My point is that I think I'm SOL. I'm betting I could maybe find it somewhere in Mexico next time I'm down, though?
Jaslandia, Belmora, Penguania And Antarctica
Mmmm, not Mexico. You'd be better off going to Florida or heading even further down south into Central America. That's where it originates from. But Florida or a good local Central American place might have it
Penguania And Antarctica
Hmm. Well, not being an eighty-year-old or a parent with Disney-obsessed children, I'm not sure when Florida wil be on my radar as a vacation destination. I'll have to keep an eye out for an opportunity
Merlinton, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
It's okay, I wasn't angry or anything, I just wanted to let everyone else know whats been going on with me lately :P
I'll send ya some dude ;D
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
CONCORD
It got abandoned hard, tbf.
Score! And in exchange I'll send you some primo Canadian Chinese food. You like soo guy? I'll send you some soo guy, my guy.
Penguania And Antarctica
Soo guy? What dat
Penguania And Antarctica
One of the less creative Chinese food dishes, to be honest, but "soo guy, my guy" was too much fun to pass up.
Like all Chinese food dishes, everyone makes it a little differently. It's almond chicken. In my experience, breaded and fried chicken with a sweet sauce on a bed of almonds.
Merlinton, Penguania And Antarctica
I encourage everyone to leave their comments and suggestions for my proposed Constitution, especially if you haven't seen it yet.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14tybDyhcULYpVnmNvd9hERRqhudbzTMvAb3e8mQAcTI/edit?usp=drivesdk
Russian Fedration, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
I Like. I really like your Bill of Rights!
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I like it :D
Russian Fedration, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Post on CG Soon ! Afghani Pipeline Compleated !
Andromitus
While we're doing this food exchange, how about some Kenyan masala chips?
Continental Commonwealths, Andromitus
Post self-deleted by The Vidnoye.
The End of Hungarian Adventure, the Start of Hungarian Internal Building
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The nation and possibly the world listened in on an emergency broadcast from the Hungarian Government. As tensions have arisen from the Kivasek and Andromitan nations against the State, the Vezeto has made an adress to the nation to come to terms with the facts.
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"To the peoples of the Hungarian State and the world, Hungary has been threatened for securing and enforcing its borders, by enemies to freedom thousands of miles away but due to our massive disadvantage in technology, we must sit down. I have made Hungary large and strong, now we must regroup and rethink our tactics. The world is an evil place and while we fight the evils valiently, we must take a break. The Hungarian State hearby demobilizes its army, with the only military actions being on all borders, as we build defences and make our borders "smuggler - proof". We stop our reactions to agression and from now on we isolate ourselfs to focus on self-improvement, especially in technology.
People of Hungary, I understand your anger at the Socialists and their conceited tone as they demand we sit down but we must head them.
I sat in the war rooms just hours ago and after hearing all reports from our competant High Command, avoiding this war will avoid the fall of our state. Awaken Hungarians!"
Vezeto Otto Skorzeny.
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From now on:
- The Hungarian State is isolated and refrains from any diplomacy.
- The Military is demobilzed and just trains and builds defenses.
- The Army is reduced by 50.000 personal.
- Visas to travel to Hungary are now hard to get.
- Citizenship to Hungary is now very hard to get.
- The Hungarian State condemns Ædenism and its imperialistic goals, cutting off all ties to Andromitus.
- The Hungarian State does not condemn Kivasek and wishes to be left alone on mutually friendly terms in its new isolation.
Russian Fedration, The Union Of Yuktobanian Republics, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I googled them, and you would be a monster *not* to share.
Merlinton, Friedensreich, The United Providences Of Perland
I kinda have my own recipe when it comes to making them. The recipe I used the first time called for frying wedged kartoffeln 2 times then throwing them together in a tomato sauce with chili flakes, chili powder, cumin, turmeric, and paprika, then serving them.
Instead of purely tomato sauce, I put in a little sriracha, add in minced garlic, and throw them in the oven for about 20 minutes for the sauce to become a sort of crust on the chips. These are spicier and crispier than the ones from the original recipe.
Continental Commonwealths
Hehehe, works every time >;) and were good OOC right? Still bro's :P
I'm going to respond to this IC at a later point on the CG region; and its Andreallic, although, tbh I could accept Andromitan as the Hungarians could have a slightly skewed pronunciation of the foreign word (Andrean) and then subsequently Andromitus...So yea, I'm actually okay with Andromitan, at least its better than Andromitusian or "Andrall" or "Andreallics" (Lookin at you mags)
So what is your artist gonna do now, sorta stranded in a condemned nation haha
Hey, so I figure I might gauge some interest in two potential designs while I got some minutes left to sleep.
Would people rather see
A) A smaller, cuter, more efficent PAK TA?
Or
B) A new nuclear power plant in Kalaron?
The United Providences Of Perland
Nuclear power duder
Our region has officially been invited to join an Alliance.
URGENT: http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10205055/1/
I thought we discussed this Yuk
Your opinion doesn't matter here. ;P
But yeah, one vote for dumb reactor rather cool plane.
Yukona
What kind of Nuclear Reactor? I suggest Thorium
Jaslandia
So do i, much longer Half-Life.
Yea, it gives you more bang for you buck, and theres less waste that lasts a much shorter time post-reaction
I'll choose when I get there, but it would be IIwiki made.
I suggest making it cancer powered
Hallöchen Freunde :)
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Andromitus
I mean...but of course
Yukona
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