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Jaslandia wrote:*Looks at Jaslandia's position along the entire eastern side of the Red Sea* Oh sh*t...

Lol no your fine. It would be nice to have your Red Sea coastline, but we have no designs on it. I feel like Tserra, and Jaslandia have a good relationship. We are the ones always throwing stuffed animals over the border into Jaslandia. :D

Jaslandia

Jaslandia wrote:*Looks at Jaslandia's position along the entire eastern side of the Red Sea* Oh sh*t...

*furiously knitting santa hats*

Jaslandia

Tserra wrote:Lol no your fine. It would be nice to have your Red Sea coastline, but we have no designs on it. I feel like Tserra, and Jaslandia have a good relationship. We are the ones always throwing stuffed animals over the border into Jaslandia. :D

But why start off your campaign with Perland, aside from the civil war, it seems like you got some sorta beef with him.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:True, but i got manpower.

Man power stopped mattering so much when man made the first bomb.

Continental Commonwealths wrote:The Continental Commonwealths' Citizens Coalition for Christmas Festivities joins the Penguin Council of Happiness in its condemnation of international conflict and also urges a peaceful resolution.

In an effort to procure this peaceful resolution, shipments of santa hats will be sent to all parties post haste.

I accept this generous donation.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:But why start off your campaign with Perland, aside from the civil war, it seems like you got some sorta beef with him.

Nope. We simply want as few nations to have ports on the Red Sea as possible. Right now, there are 3 of us. Unless you count that tiny bit Baxten has. Tserra has shared the Red Sea with Jaslandia for a long time. The reason this is happening now, is because he has asked the international community for help. Implying he cannot even police, and defend his own territory. Why would we wait for him to be strong again? We like the fight, and we like the challenge, but we are not so stupid as to not take a free meal when we see it.

Tserra wrote:Nope. We simply want as few nations to have ports on the Red Sea as possible. Right now, there are 3 of us. Unless you count that tiny bit Baxten has. Tserra has shared the Red Sea with Jaslandia for a long time. The reason this is happening now, is because he has asked the international community for help. Implying he cannot even police, and defend his own territory. Why would we wait for him to be strong again? We like the fight, and we like the challenge, but we are not so stupid as to not take a free meal when we see it.

Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

Tserra wrote:Nope. We simply want as few nations to have ports on the Red Sea as possible. Right now, there are 3 of us. Unless you count that tiny bit Baxten has. Tserra has shared the Red Sea with Jaslandia for a long time. The reason this is happening now, is because he has asked the international community for help. Implying he cannot even police, and defend his own territory. Why would we wait for him to be strong again? We like the fight, and we like the challenge, but we are not so stupid as to not take a free meal when we see it.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

Actually, there's no such thing as a free meal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_ain't_no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

......this is getting stupid.

Sulania, Mdogao

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

... condemned

Here is a video of a chimpanzee trying to talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Z0xn4pYSY

Mdogao wrote:Here is a video of a chimpanzee trying to talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Z0xn4pYSY

That is adorable.

Tserra wrote:Lol no your fine. It would be nice to have your Red Sea coastline, but we have no designs on it. I feel like Tserra, and Jaslandia have a good relationship. We are the ones always throwing stuffed animals over the border into Jaslandia. :D

Ok. Hopefully Tserrans are also people that are true to their word. But, just in case... *begins building up defenses along Red Sea coastline*

Jaslandia wrote:Ok. Hopefully Tserrans are also people that are true to their word. But, just in case... *begins building up defenses along Red Sea coastline*

An Official Letter to the Government of Jaslandia, from her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus

:D

Signed,

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

Jaslandia

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

I'd like to see the statistics on this claim.

If there will be a war, in advance I forward the motion for a Christmas' truce.

And don't say "The war will be over before Christmas." This sentence was said quite a lot in history and the authors were proven wrong.

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Tserra

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:

And don't say "The war will be over before Christmas." This sentence was said quite a lot in history and the authors were proven wrong.

I'd like to see the statistics on this claim.

Mdogao wrote:"I'd like to see the statistics on this claim." - CC, 2016 (tm)

Fixed

Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, Mdogao

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Thing is about free meals, is that most of the time, they can be poisoned.

What even?

Like, mines?

Tserra wrote:An Official Letter to the Government of Jaslandia, from her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus

:D

Signed,

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

I demand to see President Obama's texts, I must see if Abe has received a ":)" from Obama.

Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra

Tserra wrote:Urgent Message to the Perlandian Government, from her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus,

I am very sorry to hear about the troubles you and your people are going through. May your rebels be struck down in fire, may their homes be burnt, their menfolk be slaughtered, and their womenfolk enslaved. You bear our greatest sympathy.

With the niceties out of the way however, I wish to inform you that the Tserran Empire, chiefly myself lays claim to the Perlandian Section of the Red Sea Coast. I...we, feel this is Tserran land by birthright. It shall be ours, one way or the other. Therefore you may find that the Tserran Navy is now blockading this portion of your coastline. As well you may find that my Marines sit ready to be deployed over the border, and amphibiously into this territory I now claim.

You have a maximum of 48 hours to cede this territory to me...my Empire, or we shall take it from you by force.

Signed

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

P.S. When I said 48 hours, I was lying. An attack could come at any time. Perhaps its even happening now.....no...its not happening now, but it could. Also, please do not think of a pre-emptive strike. You do not have the forces to defend yourself against your own people, seeing as you are asking for aid in this regard. So just do what is best for your people. Cede us this territory.

We do not take these threats likely, but if you just want the water space, we could always share it. You can take perhaps 75%, and Perland just uses the rest to get ships out of port. We prefer to do trade via air anyways. However, if you were to invade my mainland, I will result to the nuclear option. Let's compromise instead of starting a war over liquid.

Signed,

Dan Wells, President

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:We do not take these threats likely, but if you just want the water space, we could always share it. You can take perhaps 75%, and Perland just uses the rest to get ships out of port. We prefer to do trade via air anyways. However, if you were to invade my mainland, I will result to the nuclear option. Let's compromise instead of starting a war over liquid.

Signed,

Dan Wells, President

Dude...really..nukes. That is such a BS cop-out. Do you realize how unfun it is when people immediately go to the nuclear option over every single thing ever? Also you cannot defeat some pitiful rebels on your own without calling for international assistance, but you totally have nukes. Yeah...that is legit I guess.

Nuke away I guess. Because my threat still stands. I will have your section of the Red Sea coast, or it will be war.

Jaslandia, Kalaron

Tserra wrote:Dude...really..nukes. That is such a BS cop-out. Do you realize how unfun it is when people immediately go to the nuclear option over every single thing ever? Also you cannot defeat some pitiful rebels on your own without calling for international assistance, but you totally have nukes. Yeah...that is legit I guess.

Nuke away I guess. Because my threat still stands. I will have your section of the Red Sea coast, or it will be war.

Do you know how unfun it is to be forced into a RP war, when you just wanted a fun little RP international aid situation, over some damn water. Keep the f*cking water, I'll move my place on the map as soon as possible.

[nation=short]The United Providences of Perland[/nation] and [nation=short]Tserra[/nation] why don't you have an in-person summit to resolve this conflict? I would be happy to host the negotiations.

Jaslandia

Continental Commonwealths wrote:The Continental Commonwealths' Citizens Coalition for Christmas Festivities joins the Penguin Council of Happiness in its condemnation of international conflict and also urges a peaceful resolution.

In an effort to procure this peaceful resolution, shipments of santa hats will be sent to all parties post haste.

We do like Santa hats and would gladly accept them.

Mdogao wrote:[nation=short]The United Providences of Perland[/nation] and [nation=short]Tserra[/nation] why don't you have an in-person summit to resolve this conflict? I would be happy to host the negotiations.

No, my last post towards him stands.

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:No, my last post towards him stands.

Okay, but if you do go to war, could you maybe start with conventional weapons first? I'd hate to get some nasty nuclear fallout all over my lovely rainforests.

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:No, my last post towards him stands.

As a fellow Socialist State, Perland has an Independence Guarantee from Aldwood.

Aldwood wrote:As a fellow Socialist State, Perland has an Independence Guarantee from Aldwood.

Then can you convince him it would be better for everyone to not use nuclear weapons?

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:Do you know how unfun it is to be forced into a RP war, when you just wanted a fun little RP international aid situation, over some damn water. Keep the f*cking water, I'll move my place on the map as soon as possible.

First, to be fair, Perland has a point about how that can sometimes not be fun, but Tserra also has a point.

Sometimes, an RP is *good* if it doesn't go your way, because no one really likes it when something is monumentally easy.

Honestly, it's bad when we immediately throw up the "I'll nuke you!" argument, and it only gets worse because people either say "Fvck it" and stop RPing entirely, or actually have to RP your nation like Alduar does.

Secondly, getting mad over an RP solves nothing, actually.

It doesn't even have to include the map as an effect.

Jaslandia

Mdogao wrote:Then can you convince him it would be better for everyone to not use nuclear weapons?

I understand his situation. Granted, I'm apposed Nukes myself, but i still have some as a Contingency play. I think that's what he meant by the nukes. They're a Backup plan.

Tserra wrote:Urgent Message to the Perlandian Government, from her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus,

I am very sorry to hear about the troubles you and your people are going through. May your rebels be struck down in fire, may their homes be burnt, their menfolk be slaughtered, and their womenfolk enslaved. You bear our greatest sympathy.

With the niceties out of the way however, I wish to inform you that the Tserran Empire, chiefly myself lays claim to the Perlandian Section of the Red Sea Coast. I...we, feel this is Tserran land by birthright. It shall be ours, one way or the other. Therefore you may find that the Tserran Navy is now blockading this portion of your coastline. As well you may find that my Marines sit ready to be deployed over the border, and amphibiously into this territory I now claim.

You have a maximum of 48 hours to cede this territory to me...my Empire, or we shall take it from you by force.

Signed

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

P.S. When I said 48 hours, I was lying. An attack could come at any time. Perhaps its even happening now.....no...its not happening now, but it could. Also, please do not think of a pre-emptive strike. You do not have the forces to defend yourself against your own people, seeing as you are asking for aid in this regard. So just do what is best for your people. Cede us this territory.

Message to the Tserran Crown from the Andreallic Ministry

While we may not be direct Allies, we share common ground on ideology with Perland. We continue to support Perland in this time of uncertainty. As such, we ask that the Tserran government cease expansion and reclamation into Perlandian territory. We understand that Perland cannot defend against another nation, and as such, we are asking the for you to cease the claim or we might be forced to intervene.

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:Message From the Perlandian Government

These troops are greatly appreciated, and will be escorted by the third infantry battalion to render aid and evacuate civilians. The skies are fairly safe, and a diplomatic plane would be escorted by P13 Hornet jets to the Perlin Federal Airfield, then escorted via military convoy to the presidential palace. We thank Andromitus for their aid. Bless us all, and may Perland stand with it's allies!

Signed,

Dan Wells, President

Message to the Perlandian Internal Affairs

We continue to support you in your endeavor, be wary for a jet-black Aerial convoy of 2 ACV and 1 Diplomatic Jet. We also ask permission to enter Perlandian Red Sea territory. We have a new generation of Stealth Submersible that needs combat testing, and you could always use the extra support. We also ask permission to switch from Non-Lethal to lethal weaponry when engaging hostiles. Finally, we have questions regarding the now disputed territory between yourselves and the Tserran crown; we ask to discuss this in detail upon our arrival.

The convoy also comes armed with two Generation 2 Titan Class ACV, so to any rogue nation intercepting this message, you have been warned.

Good Hopes to the future, The Andreallic Ministry

The United Providences Of Perland

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:Do you know how unfun it is to be forced into a RP war, when you just wanted a fun little RP international aid situation, over some damn water. Keep the f*cking water, I'll move my place on the map as soon as possible.

Your rather salty are you not? Get rekt mate. God forbid anyone actually try to play, and have fun with you.

Post self-deleted by Mdogao.

[nation=short]Tserra[/nation], [nation=short]The United Providences of Perland[/nation]. Please each send an envoy to Camp Archibald, the personal retreat of my nation's Prime Minister. We'll play some golf, have some drinks, and find common ground. It'll be fun.

Ludania

Mdogao wrote:[nation=short]The United Providences of Perland[/nation] and [nation=short]Tserra[/nation] why don't you have an in-person summit to resolve this conflict? I would be happy to host the negotiations.

Perhaps I should host this. I am disappointed as these two ITF brethren prepare to fight over an exchange of harsh words. We may have an ITF summit after the mourning period and coronation.

I think it's time for an international nuclear non-proliferation agreement. I don't see nukes having any practical use in RPs without having outcomes just like we're witnessing now or where select parties are nerfed beyond any extent that makes war against them practical or even possible. None of this "I'm large/advanced/powerful, so I'm a superpower who qualifies" justification- if you're any or all those three things, then holding your own with conventional weapons should be absolutely possible, and to allow exception just causes discord.

Vista Major, Kalaron, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I think it's time for an international nuclear non-proliferation agreement. I don't see nukes having any practical use in RPs without having outcomes just like we're witnessing now or where select parties are nerfed beyond any extent that makes war against them practical or even possible. None of this "I'm large/advanced/powerful, so I'm a superpower who qualifies" justification- if you're any or all those three things, then holding your own with conventional weapons should be absolutely possible, and to allow exception just causes discord.

It's honestly a bit silly.

Nothing like a nuke to ruin an RP.

Also, the much needed statement.

I see we're pulling a France.

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:We do not take these threats likely, but if you just want the water space, we could always share it. You can take perhaps 75%, and Perland just uses the rest to get ships out of port. We prefer to do trade via air anyways. However, if you were to invade my mainland, I will result to the nuclear option. Let's compromise instead of starting a war over liquid.

Signed,

Dan Wells, President

my nuclear arsenal will fire also if requested by Perland.

Kalaron wrote:It's honestly a bit silly.

Nothing like a nuke to ruin an RP.

In the world of the CFN, Oppenheimer realized the terrible outcomes of his creation before he finished his project and instead redirected his efforts into creating a time machine. Now he spends his days going back in time and assassinating all those who come close to the creation of nuclear weapons and destroying their labratories. He replaces all their written records with immaculate pastel sketches of cats wearing top hats. He's considering dabbling with watercolours.

So shall it be cannon.

Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica

Kalaron wrote:Also, the much needed statement.

I see we're pulling a France.

Establishing our fifth republic? Is the CFN collapsing?

I nominate Percy as our de Gaulle figure.

Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:So shall it be canon.

Fixed

Mdogao wrote:Fixed

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE CANNONS

Mdogao

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE CANNONS

Do you listen to Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" ?

Mdogao

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:my nuclear arsenal will fire also if requested by Perland.

Please don't. I prefer having potable water and arable land. The last thing I want is to have to RP a nuclear winter.

How's everyone?

Vista Major, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:How's everyone?

pretty good, atmosphere is a bit tense tho.

Post self-deleted by Aldwood.

Aldwood wrote:Urgent Message to Her Majesty of the Tserran Empire,

I regret to inform you that, due to the recent message directed to Perland, That the United Soviet States of Aldwood directly supports the Independence of Perland and all of their territories. If you choose to attack Perland and cede any territory, size matters not, We will be forced to Intervene just as well as Andromitus. You have 48 Hours Maximum.

Do not be a fool, Call off the cedes or face the consequences.

~Regards, Anatoly Cherdenko Romanov

Czar of Aldwood and Chairman of the PCSU.

Just wondering, are these meant to be official diplomatic cables? Because if they are, how would the chief of state of Aldwood know the content of messages between the chiefs of Perland and Tserra?

Mdogao wrote:Just wondering, are these meant to be official diplomatic cables? Because if they are, how would the chief of state of Aldwood know the content of messages between the chiefs of Perland and Tserra?

Perland and Aldwood are both Socialist/Communist States. It only makes sense that they would be in close relations and share telegrams.

All this talk of nuclear weapons. It's like I'm playing a Civilization game against Gandhi! Perhaps its time to hold a World Congress to resolve this tension? Maybe sign a non-proliferation treaty while we're at it?

Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra, Percyton

The United Providences Of Perland wrote:We do not take these threats likely, but if you just want the water space, we could always share it. You can take perhaps 75%, and Perland just uses the rest to get ships out of port. We prefer to do trade via air anyways. However, if you were to invade my mainland, I will result to the nuclear option. Let's compromise instead of starting a war over liquid.

Signed,

Dan Wells, President

Message to the Head of Perlandian State,

I am deeply sorry to hear about your Rebellion. Rest assured, The Red Army of the Soviet Union has mobilized it's Finest Airborne Division to your disposal. The 13th Royal Air Corps. On other news, We noticed that Tserra has threatened a Cede to some of your territory. I personally inform you that Perland has the Full Military and Diplomatic backing of Aldwood. As a Fellow Socialist State, we must fend for each other, yes? The Red Fleet is Standing by, Should Tserra attack, we will be ready.

~Best Regards, Anatoly Cherdenko Romanov

Czar of Aldwood and Chairman of the PCSU.

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Establishing our fifth republic? Is the CFN collapsing?

I nominate Percy as our de Gaulle figure.

Nah, was talking about these "Nuke at first signs of invasion" messages :P

I think there's been a few too many revolutions as of late, so let's hold off.

Aldwood wrote:Urgent Message to Her Majesty of the Tserran Empire,

I regret to inform you that, due to the recent message directed to Perland, That the United Soviet States of Aldwood directly supports the Independence of Perland and all of their territories. If you choose to attack Perland and cede any territory, size matters not, We will be forced to Intervene just as well as Andromitus. You have 48 Hours Maximum.

Do not be a fool, Call off the cedes or face the consequences.

~Regards, Anatoly Cherdenko Romanov

Czar of Aldwood and Chairman of the PCSU.

Because every good leader of a nation refers to leaders of other -strong too- nations as fools :P

Kalaron wrote:Nah, was talking about these "Nuke at first signs of invasion" messages :P

I think there's been a few too many revolutions as of late, so let's hold off.

Because every good leader of a nation refers to leaders of other -strong too- nations as fools :P

I'm not referring to him as a fool, Kal. I'm saying the actions he put in place are foolish and it is wise to abort them.

Continental Commonwealths wrote:Establishing our fifth republic? Is the CFN collapsing?

I nominate Percy as our de Gaulle figure.

I'm not sure what a de Gaulle is, but it sounds like big honor. Thank you! Still, I'm not sure if I'm the most qualified person for the job. But I could still help if you want!

Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica

Urgent message to Her Majesty of the Tserran Empire:

As said before, I will not allow Perland´s ports to be ceded by the likes of you, and said that I would defend said ports. However, this will not prevent me from going on the offensive. By the time this message is received, The Cross and David´s Star´s naval fleet will have reached the Tserran territories of the Red Sea. When this message is received, you will have twelve hours to end the cedes and blockade. Failure to do so in the allotted time will result in bombardment from TCaDSNF ships upon Tserran coastal cities, and will fire despite having a civilian population, and will not cease until the cedes are removed and the blockade ends.

Warning to all other nations:

Do not send humanitarian aid to targeted cities, as ships will not cease bombardment to allow aid to safely enter or leave, so help at your own risk!

~Elijah, High Servant of The Cross and Davids Star

Aldwood wrote:I'm not referring to him as a fool, Kal. I'm saying the actions he put in place are foolish and it is wise to abort them.

He'd stand a very good chance though.

I'm pretty sure he already said he wasn't going to do it after Perl threatened to nuke.

Thomas wanted me to post this:

"The nation of Percyton hereby condemns any unneeded conflict. We urge all sides to seek to avoid violence. At the same time, Percyton is sympathetic to nations who are being forced by other nations into accepting unreasonable demands, and supports the right of sovereign nations to not be coerced. If needed, Percyton can provide some economic and civil support to Perland if the current tension escalates."

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:How's everyone?

I'm great, Peng! How are you?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Percyton wrote:Thomas wanted me to post this:

"The nation of Percyton hereby condemns any unneeded conflict. We urge all sides to seek to avoid violence. At the same time, Percyton is sympathetic to nations who are being forced by other nations into accepting unreasonable demands, and supports the right of sovereign nations to not be coerced. If needed, Percyton can provide some economic and civil support to Perland if the current tension escalates."

Thank you for assisting my ally.

Jaslandia, Percyton

Percyton wrote:Thomas wanted me to post this:

"The nation of Percyton hereby condemns any unneeded conflict. We urge all sides to seek to avoid violence. At the same time, Percyton is sympathetic to nations who are being forced by other nations into accepting unreasonable demands, and supports the right of sovereign nations to not be coerced. If needed, Percyton can provide some economic and civil support to Perland if the current tension escalates."

I'm great, Peng! How are you?

Thomas: "Although, to be clear, this statement does not grant Percyton's approval of all of Perland's actions. We do not endorse even the threat of a nuclear strike, and Percyton would gladly sign a nuclear non-proliferation treaty if it were proposed."

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

I like how no one here seems to know what cede means. Or how to properly use it in a sentence.

Also, no one here seems to understand how actual warfare is carried out. So you have navies. Big deal. You still have to get them into position to use them. You have to refuel them on the way....etc....etc.

Perl is(was?) right next to me, I could walk across the border. I could park a fleet off the coast.

I dont see CAD Star on the map, so I am going to assume his threats are null and void. Ald could be a big deal, but still there is a matter of actually getting your fleets into position to use them.

Honestly this has become exhausting.

Urgent message to the world, from Her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus,

Mind your own business.

Signed,

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

Percyton wrote:Thomas: "Although, to be clear, this statement does not grant Percyton's approval of all of Perland's actions. We do not endorse even the threat of a nuclear strike, and Percyton would gladly sign a nuclear non-proliferation treaty if it were proposed."

That's understandable.

Jaslandia

Tserra wrote:I like how no one here seems to know what cede means. Or how to properly use it in a sentence.

Also, no one here seems to understand how actual warfare is carried out. So you have navies. Big deal. You still have to get them into position to use them. You have to refuel them on the way....etc....etc.

Perl is(was?) right next to me, I could walk across the border. I could park a fleet off the coast.

I dont see CAD Star on the map, so I am going to assume his threats are null and void. Ald could be a big deal, but still there is a matter of actually getting your fleets into position to use them.

Honestly this has become exhausting.

Urgent message to the world, from Her Imperial Majesty Netz Rayus,

Mind your own business.

Signed,

Kay'sar Netz Rayus, Prince of Anubei, Empress of the Clans of Tserra

Cede-verb-to give up, such as power or territory, I know what it means.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Cede-verb-to give up, such as power or territory, I know what it means.

also, i haven't been added to the world map yet, as my citizenship application is in progress, and we don't need to refuel as we use perpetual motion generators, which seems far-fetched, I know.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Urgent message to Her Majesty of the Tserran Empire:

As said before, I will not allow Perland´s ports to be ceded by the likes of you, and said that I would defend said ports. However, this will not prevent me from going on the offensive. By the time this message is received, The Cross and David´s Star´s naval fleet will have reached the Tserran territories of the Red Sea. When this message is received, you will have twelve hours to end the cedes and blockade. Failure to do so in the allotted time will result in bombardment from TCaDSNF ships upon Tserran coastal cities, and will fire despite having a civilian population, and will not cease until the cedes are removed and the blockade ends.

Warning to all other nations:

Do not send humanitarian aid to targeted cities, as ships will not cease bombardment to allow aid to safely enter or leave, so help at your own risk!

~Elijah, High Servant of The Cross and Davids Star

No mobilization post, just an immediate jump to get a choke hold.

... condemn for disrupting humanitarian aid and causing a humanitarian crisis, as well as bad rping.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:also, i haven't been added to the world map yet, as my citizenship application is in progress, and we don't need to refuel as we use perpetual motion generators, which seems far-fetched, I know.

and about it being exhausting to you, that means the plan's working.

Sulania wrote:No mobilization post, just an immediate jump to get a choke hold.

... condemn for disrupting humanitarian aid and causing a humanitarian crisis, as well as bad rping.

I get what you mean, but they will fire, but i'm replacing the instant appearance and give him 36 hours to prepare and evacuate.

problem is that i usually rp in a FFT environment so MT rping will take a bit to get used to.

Percyton wrote:I'm great, Peng! How are you?

Exhausted and tired. Has beer a long day for me.

Jaslandia, Percyton

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Exhausted and tired. Has been a long day for me.

fixed.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:also, i haven't been added to the world map yet, as my citizenship application is in progress, and we don't need to refuel as we use perpetual motion generators, which seems far-fetched, I know.

Perpetual motion generators....golly gee. What next, ZPM's? I bet your ships have a room in them that leads directly to hammer time also. It also would not surprise me if you have actual gosh darned photon torpedos.

Also for the record, when you make it exhausting for a person to RP...they tend not to want to RP. That is how RP's die.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:also, i haven't been added to the world map yet, as my citizenship application is in progress, and we don't need to refuel as we use perpetual motion generators, which seems far-fetched, I know.

First, have an explanation for those Perpetual motion generator?

I'm pretty sure most people won't RP with someone who uses those in MT.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:I get what you mean, but they will fire, but i'm replacing the instant appearance and give him 36 hours to prepare and evacuate.

No where near enough time.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:and about it being exhausting to you, that means the plan's working.

What a great RP plan, to exhaust the actual person on the other side of the internet.

Jaslandia

I propose that Peng, Percy, and myself produce a pact of declared neutrality in all international conflicts and be granted independence recognition by the superpowers of the CFN. Like Belgium, but there's three of us. Yeah, I'm hitching my car to their wagon of adorableness- after all, I haven't a military to speak of or any designs on any territory belonging to any other sovereign nation. I too am adorale, in case you didn't know.

And if the international community wants to gift me the Congo for my efforts in pursuing this, awh shucks I guess I won't protest :P

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Tserra wrote:Perpetual motion generators....golly gee. What next, ZPM's? I bet your ships have a room in them that leads directly to hammer time also. It also would not surprise me if you have actual gosh darned photon torpedos.

Also for the record, when you make it exhausting for a person to RP...they tend not to want to RP. That is how RP's die.

It was originally supposed to be and RP about a civil war raging throughout Perland, but then you come out of f!@#ing nowhere and threaten Perland to give up his coasts or you'd declare war.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:It was originally supposed to be and RP about a civil war raging throughout Perland, but then you come out of f!@#ing nowhere and threaten Perland to give up his coasts or you'd declare war.

And?

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:It was originally supposed to be and RP about a civil war raging throughout Perland, but then you come out of f!@#ing nowhere and threaten Perland to give up his coasts or you'd declare war.

To be fair, a RP isn't meant to always be what's expected.

It gets fun when other people get involved, with their own ideas.

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Exhausted and tired. Has beer a long day for me.

Sorry to hear that. Hope your day gets better soon!

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I propose that Peng, Percy, and myself produce a pact of declared neutrality in all international conflicts and be granted independence recognition by the superpowers of the CFN. Like Belgium, but there's three of us. Yeah, I'm hitching my car to their wagon of adorableness- after all, I haven't a military to speak of or any designs on any territory belonging to any other sovereign nation. I too am adorale, in case you didn't know.

And if the international community wants to gift me the Congo for my efforts in pursuing this, awh shucks I guess I won't protest :P

I'd be open to that. Some people have already talked about a treaty guaranteeing Percyton's independence, so this fits in nicely with that goal. If you'd like, I can send an ambassador to discuss this further.

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I propose that Peng, Percy, and myself produce a pact of declared neutrality in all international conflicts and be granted independence recognition by the superpowers of the CFN. Like Belgium, but there's three of us. Yeah, I'm hitching my car to their wagon of adorableness- after all, I haven't a military to speak of or any designs on any territory belonging to any other sovereign nation. I too am adorale, in case you didn't know.

And if the international community wants to gift me the Congo for my efforts in pursuing this, awh shucks I guess I won't protest :P

I support this idea. Penguania isn't a war-mongering nation. It's a nation of peace and happiness.

I have a name for a charta for forming such an organisation.

The H.O.P.E Charta establishing the Organisation of Humanity, Optimism, Peace and Empathy. --> H O P E

Jaslandia, Vista Major, Percyton

Continental Commonwealths wrote:I propose that Peng, Percy, and myself produce a pact of declared neutrality in all international conflicts and be granted independence recognition by the superpowers of the CFN. Like Belgium, but there's three of us. Yeah, I'm hitching my car to their wagon of adorableness- after all, I haven't a military to speak of or any designs on any territory belonging to any other sovereign nation. I too am adorale, in case you didn't know.

And if the international community wants to gift me the Congo for my efforts in pursuing this, awh shucks I guess I won't protest :P

What is this mystical place called Belgium?

Jaslandia

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:I support this idea. Penguania isn't a war-mongering nation. It's a nation of peace and happiness.

I have a name for a charta for forming such an organisation.

The H.O.P.E Charta establishing the Organisation of Humanity, Optimism, Peace and Empathy. --> H O P E

Join the ASN

Vista Major

Percyton wrote:Sorry to hear that. Hope your day gets better soon!

I'd be open to that. Some people have already talked about a treaty guaranteeing Percyton's independence, so this fits in nicely with that goal. If you'd like, I can send an ambassador to discuss this further.

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:I support this idea. Penguania isn't a war-mongering nation. It's a nation of peace and happiness.

I have a name for a charta for forming such an organisation.

The H.O.P.E Charta establishing the Organisation of Humanity, Optimism, Peace and Empathy. --> H O P E

So let it be done! Discussions on any logistics necessary can begin at both of your behests. Send your ambassadors and envoys!

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton

Kalaron wrote:First, have an explanation for those Perpetual motion generator?

I'm pretty sure most people won't RP with someone who uses those in MT.

No where near enough time.

What a great RP plan, to exhaust the actual person on the other side of the internet.

A#1: yes, a perpetual motion generator is designed to keep a wheel turning without end until maintenance is needed due to wear and tear, which turns a shaft, which turns a magnet in an electromagnetic generator, therefore creating electricity.

A#2: He likes war, so he's gonna get some.

A#3: thanks.

Flynnvakia wrote:What is this mystical place called Belgium?

It's a one of the 9 neighbour countries of Germany located between France and the Netherlands. The flag has the same colours as Germany's flag, just swaped red and yello and turned it by 90°.

Jaslandia

Tserra wrote:And?

And it's completely idiotic, not to mention extremely coincidental to stake your claim at that specific time.

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:It's a one of the 9 neighbour countries of Germany located between France and the Netherlands. The flag has the same colours as Germany's flag, just swaped red and yello and turned it by 90°.

You know I was joking right?

Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica

Continental Commonwealths wrote:So let it be done! Discussions on any logistics necessary can begin at both of your behests. Send your ambassadors and envoys!

I inform the diplomatic corps immediately. A delegation will be briefed and will stand-by for negotiations.

Jaslandia, Percyton

Flynnvakia wrote:You know I was joking right?

I wasn't. I just like to give explanations. :P

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:A#1: yes, a perpetual motion generator is designed to keep a wheel turning without end until maintenance is needed due to wear and tear, which turns a shaft, which turns a magnet in an electromagnetic generator, therefore creating electricity.

A#2: He likes war, so he's gonna get some.

A#3: thanks.

Except the shaft provides resistance, so that wheel stops.

How about you don't try to have ugly unrealistic warfare-love with his army though.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:And it's completely idiotic, not to mention extremely coincidental to stake your claim at that specific time.

...do you understand RPs?

Kalaron wrote:Except the shaft provides resistance, so that wheel stops.

How about you don't try to have ugly unrealistic warfare-love with his army though.

...do you understand RPs?

Yes, it's participating in one that I have problems with.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:And it's completely idiotic, not to mention extremely coincidental to stake your claim at that specific time.

Do you understand how RP's work? Because...you don't seem to understand how RP's work.

Tserra wrote:Do you understand how RP's work? Because...you don't seem to understand how RP's work.

look above your post -_-

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:look above your post -_-

Then don't participate. Nothing I did was cheating, god-moddy, or unfair. I was trying to play a game, fairly, realistically, and faithfully according to the character, and nation I built. Apparently that was unwelcome.

Tserra wrote:Do you understand how RP's work? Because...you don't seem to understand how RP's work.

also, i was looking through your military statistics, and it seems that you profess in flanking tactics.

Tserra wrote:Then don't participate. Nothing I did was cheating, god-moddy, or unfair. I was trying to play a game, fairly, realistically, and faithfully according to the character, and nation I built. Apparently that was unwelcome.

then explain why you said that perland's coasts were that of a right to take, but according to your lore, there is nothing that says that you have owned that part of the coasts before, if you did rp according to your lore, you would've came as a conqueror, not a reclaimer, like you said.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:Yes, it's participating in one that I have problems with.

A nice piece of advice is to use a normal level of tech in MT-era RPs.

I can help you build a nice MT army, if you want.

Tserra wrote:Then don't participate. Nothing I did was cheating, god-moddy, or unfair. I was trying to play a game, fairly, realistically, and faithfully according to the character, and nation I built. Apparently that was unwelcome.

Hey now, it seems that this is more of a case of mistakes being made.

Let's just calm down, and try to remember this next time.

Kalaron wrote:A nice piece of advice is to use a normal level of tech in MT-era RPs.

I can help you build a nice MT army, if you want.

Thanks, I could use the help!

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:then explain why you said that perland's coasts were that of a right to take, but according to your lore, there is nothing that says that you have owned that part of the coasts before, if you did rp according to your lore, you would've came as a conqueror, not a reclaimer, like you said.

Believe it or not, conquest is a casus belli that has been used before in the real world. Not to mention you can make the argument of benevolent conquest, as Perland is a weak nation that can't ensure security for his people as a result of allowing a civil war to happen, thus the Tserrans come in to offer the law and order the people need. That's just one alternative casus belli he can have to the conquest bit.

Tserra wrote:Nope. We simply want as few nations to have ports on the Red Sea as possible. Right now, there are 3 of us. Unless you count that tiny bit Baxten has. Tserra has shared the Red Sea with Jaslandia for a long time. The reason this is happening now, is because he has asked the international community for help. Implying he cannot even police, and defend his own territory. Why would we wait for him to be strong again? We like the fight, and we like the challenge, but we are not so stupid as to not take a free meal when we see it.

Tserra

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:A#1: yes, a perpetual motion generator is designed to keep a wheel turning without end until maintenance is needed due to wear and tear, which turns a shaft, which turns a magnet in an electromagnetic generator, therefore creating electricity.

A#2: He likes war, so he's gonna get some.

A#3: thanks.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:also, i haven't been added to the world map yet, as my citizenship application is in progress, and we don't need to refuel as we use perpetual motion generators, which seems far-fetched, I know.

The Cross And Davids Star wrote:It was originally supposed to be and RP about a civil war raging throughout Perland, but then you come out of f!@#ing nowhere and threaten Perland to give up his coasts or you'd declare war.

Ahahahhahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *continues to laugh uncontrollably for 15 straight minutes*

*giggles*

So what your, hehe, saying is, is that you have perpetual motion generators, hehe, OH COME ON XD. Thats just plain magic! A Perpetual motion Generator is physically impossible, I mean yes, in low gravity perpetual motion is technically possible, but any energy generated by it would in turn slow the generator down, rendering your 'Perpetual' Motion more...regular, motion. *laughs again* I have to ask what grade your in, because obviously you haven't heard about the 1st law of Thermodynamics and the Law of Conservation of Mass!

"Matter or Energy cannot be created or destroyed"

And It doesn't end there, if you think a wheel of magnets can spin forever, news flash, were it to be used to generate electricity, it would cause electromagnetic friction, in turn slowing the system down. And even then! it would eventually slow down due to earths overall gravity pulling it down on all sides, eventually slowing it to a stop. Its physically impossible, and if you think it isn't than WHY ARE WE AS A SPECIES STILL USING COAL AND OIL!

.....oh god i can't stop laughing someone help me....

And seriously! If you have a grudge against a nation, and they have a wonderful trading area, wouldn't the best way to gain said area would be to invade when said nation is in civil conflict? It's the easiest way to gain quick territory with little to no effort!

Hahahaa, I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing about the perpetual motion generators its just so funny! I beg of you, PLEASE take a basic physics course, it'll do ya good!

Tserra

Andromitus wrote:Ahahahhahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *continues to laugh uncontrollably for 15 straight minutes*

*giggles*

So what your, hehe, saying is, is that you have perpetual motion generators, hehe, OH COME ON XD. Thats just plain magic! A Perpetual motion Generator is physically impossible, I mean yes, in low gravity perpetual motion is technically possible, but any energy generated by it would in turn slow the generator down, rendering your 'Perpetual' Motion more...regular, motion. *laughs again* I have to ask what grade your in, because obviously you haven't heard about the 1st law of Thermodynamics and the Law of Conservation of Mass!

"Matter or Energy cannot be created or destroyed"

And It doesn't end there, if you think a wheel of magnets can spin forever, news flash, were it to be used to generate electricity, it would cause electromagnetic friction, in turn slowing the system down. And even then! it would eventually slow down due to earths overall gravity pulling it down on all sides, eventually slowing it to a stop. Its physically impossible, and if you think it isn't than WHY ARE WE AS A SPECIES STILL USING COAL AND OIL!

.....oh god i can't stop laughing someone help me....

And seriously! If you have a grudge against a nation, and they have a wonderful trading area, wouldn't the best way to gain said area would be to invade when said nation is in civil conflict? It's the easiest way to gain quick territory with little to no effort!

Hahahaa, I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing about the perpetual motion generators its just so funny! I beg of you, PLEASE take a basic physics course, it'll do ya good!

Mate, come on.

Let's all calm down here.

There ain't a need ro be so obtuse.

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