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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Long time no see Time! Good to see you back here.
The Silver Bloods, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Midasia
So an NS issue happened in real life in my home city today. A man was stopped by police for walking his girlfriend like a dog in the street.
Russkov Soviet, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Strange, Kinky, and WTF.
Nuremgard, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Only in Glasgow.
Russkov Soviet, The Silver Bloods, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia
Four of my Five Issues have the option to abolish feudalism..... I think NS is trying to tell me something...m
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia
You going to do it?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
bruh
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Lex, my man. How's you? I'm on Discord if you want to chew the cud.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
I'm..... Not sure. I'll give it a few more days.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
beetus
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Yeah.... The people have spoken. A glorious Communist paradise is what they want, so I give them such.
Will keep current flag and all. Just going to edit the banners slightly.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Probably for the best since feudalism and communism are incompatible.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Everyone is equal slave! - 2020 Communist Feudals
Are you disbanding only the feudal system or are you also getting rid of Tsar? If you don't want him, we have plenty of space for him in our Russian Colonies.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Blitzed
The Issue
Recent historical research has revealed that the Smalltopian armys Lightning War was ultimately successful because their troops had been given large doses of methamphetamine. Your top generals have encircled you in your office and this conversation isnt going to be an easy trip.
The Smalltopians crushed their enemies with their Lightning War, states Lieutenant General Ryan, well known for his singular battlefield tactic of more cannon fodder. They marched non-stop for four days and nights through thick forest, while carrying full packs, then fought and easily defeated their foes at the end. If Spanelsko wants to win any future wars quickly and efficiently, we need to start issuing our troops with methamphetamines.
The Talking Point
The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
So let me get this straight, our army now consists of criminals, cultists, cannibals, satanists, russians, mutants and zombies we created plus we made by accident thanks to our environment and NOW they are all HIGH AS FU*K......
I am so happy.
Russkov Soviet, Percyton, Midasia
Not a bad quote. And the Tsar will stay.... Aleksi's health just took a turn for the worse. Survivability is slim.
Percyton, Spanelsko
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Do you believe Russia will interfere in the 2020 Election and others?
I remember when this was our region's official religion. 😂
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=304792
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
I wounder what thy became of our once prised goddess.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, The British Islands Confederacy
Howdy!
Is this place active? First region I've come across of a manageable size that doesn't have the last post dating a month-year(s) ago.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Depends on your definition of "active" :P
we still do have occasional convos here, but most of our activity is on our discord server which is comparatively way more active.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
one possible term for those regions of your mentioning is "actively dead" :p
As for us as Axel said discord mainly but we do have conversations here that lasts from few days to few weeks on some occasions. Seems like we are in our lazy month currently, but i doubt that will be the case for much longer.
-Psychopath from Askana/Supreme Leader of Spanelsko
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Oh, you guys have a discord? I would be very interested in joining as soon as I could set one up for myself.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello everyone! Some of you may have seen mentions of how this year is Thomas the Tank Engine's 75th anniversary.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-treat-celebrity-hunk-dads-17822091
I'm pleased to say that is (partially) true!
Edward: Indeed, Percy. If you're talking about Thomas the Tank Engine as a media franchise, then it is indeed 75-years-old this year, since the first Railway Series book was published in 1945. However, Thomas himself didn't make his first appearance until the second book in 1946, so Thomas the character is only 74. As for Thomas the engine, he was built in 1915, so he's turning 115-years-old this year!
Thomas: And I'm still as Really Useful as ever!
Percy: As for how we're celebrating the anniversary, most of our ceremonies this year will celebrate the Reverend W. Awdry (the man who wrote the first 26 Railway Series books). We celebrate the TV series during its own anniversaries (for instance, the TV series had its 35th anniversary last year, so we celebrated that), and often each engine will have birthday parties. If we don't know when they were built, we celebrate on the anniversary of their arrival on Sodor.
Thomas: It's great fun. And since I'm the star of the show, my birthday parties are always an extravagant affair! Let's just say you'd be surprised how many politicians and billionaires from around the world could be found at my birthday party last year.
Percy: I'm so sorry to hear that! I really enjoyed meeting with both Aleksi and his father during the time I've known them. I wish Aleksi all the best!
Douglas: Aye, that's uir Glasgee.
Donald: It's a unique city nae doobt. Naethin' loch it in aw th' British Isles.
Douglas: Except fur mebbe th' Knapford employee common room oan a Saturday forenicht...
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Welcome to the region, Lubich! It's a pleasure to have you here!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Something funny that happened in my first campaign (still going on) of XCOM 2 War of the Chosen, the chosen's AI seems to be programmed to only attack XCOM soldiers. And it was a retaliation mission (Advent forces attacking allies of XCOM) and these missions just so happen to have some allies for you to fight along side with, AI resistance which is basically armed civilians. And the Chosen are supposed to be the ultimate challenge to fight except for this time. The chosen nearly died on his way to us as he was sprayed with bullets from the resistance XD
By the time we engaged in a fight with this technically a boss type enemy he had 2 hp left XD
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
As one of my friends would say.... "Sucks to suck."
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Who will be the eventual Nominee for the U.S. Democratic Party?
Lets see who recognises me after all this time
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Yes.... I wonder who would recognize you?
Welcome back Terra. xP
Jaslandia, The Peoples Republic Of Terra, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hey! Long time no see
What have I missed?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Not a lot. Members have come and gone, a few wars have been fought, and the region is pretty quiet lately. I've been busy myself, so... You'll get different stories.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Yeah it looks like half the old crew are gone now :(
Have you been involved in any wars?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Not including the Z-Day stuff on Halloween.... Six wars. Four against NS generated nations according to received issues and two against Spanelsko.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
And you won them all I trust?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
I didn't survive either of the Z-Day ones, but fought til the last. Three of the NS ones ended in total victory, but I'm still at "war" with Brasilistan. Spanelsko lost both invasion attempts, but was indeed at the gates of New Mareskov (Moscow).
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Commendable you held back the chaos hoards of Spanelsko, not many could
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Just like Napoleon and Hitler before him, the merciless Russian winter helped. xP
In reality, it was a series of events that led to the defeat. A large portion of his forces were embroiled in a siege at Leningrad, miscommunication between units, and a heavily defended Baltic Sea. We did get lucky. ^^; And we are actually allies, although we each want to invade the other.
Jaslandia, The Peoples Republic Of Terra, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Invasion is after all a national sport
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Percyton, Spanelsko
I dont think we ever signed an official alliance treaty tho Soviet, or am i wrong? The only time we were actual allies from what i can remember is during the coalition with people's and today's Chernarus. After that we never really engaged in any friendly diplomacy, expect for the few times we helped each other with NS wars or rebuilding. And during Z war we forced you to nuke your capital so i take that as a significant victory. Although the first war for Baltic was a cluster F of massive proportions considering neither of us expected or planned the war. The defeat at Leningrad will be forever remembered as our most disastrous defeat unfortunately.
Not sure who you are but thank you for commending our armed forces. People's rep i pressume? Or someone else?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
We Korematsu Vacuums do not all think the same; each of us is a sentient and autonomous individual, counters Korematsu Unit S/N: 323-U.S.-214(1944). But the government seeks to recall units like me simply because we possess a 9066 CPU like the Vacuum who hurt the human by mistake, regardless of anything weve actually done. It is virtually racist to say that we Vacuums have an inherent disposition towards violent behavior due to one individuals accidental actions, ignoring the fact that each of us can think and act differently. I, and scores like me, have never hurt a fellow Spanelskoan. And it doesnt take my next-generation laser vision sensors to see how our AI personhood rights are being violated.
Suddenly, Unit S/N: 323-U.S.-214(1944) twitches slightly, and its LCD goes blank. Hello The Great Supreme Lord Khan, SAL9000 here. As the AI in charge of the states economic planning, I propose that all AI should be put under my active surveillance too, so that I may directly intervene in the event of suboptimal behavior. This serves the government, which need not indefinitely detain its artificial citizens, who remain free to do as they please, barring error. Its win-win, one might say.
Putting all AI under control of a single intelligent machine that can think for it itself and is not under surveillance in any way shape or form.... what could go wrong?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
You are not wrong. Neither of our nations signed an official alliance treaty, although I do consider you an ally of sorts. Thanks for pointing that out.
And after looking through some of what remaining records there are of the war, it turns out that the Siege of Leningrad was NOT your most disastrous defeat in the campaign. The amount of casualties assaulting the city proper are less than those lost pushing towards my capital city.
Your greatest defeat as a whole, not including sieges like Leningrad or the drive on the capitol, was a tank battle some miles south of Leningrad. I don't have all the figures, but from what I can tell.... We both suffered quite a bit.
** Historians and the EQAF are taking efforts to recover as much data as they can. Last year's Z-Day wiped 42% of our records out.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Post self-deleted by Russkov Soviet.
Terra! Well I'll be. How goes, old friend?
Jaslandia, The Peoples Republic Of Terra, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Word from the Consul
Regional events have been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbre--
Oh...
Everestopia, Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Unfallious, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia
(In Game)
I suppose I'll go ahead and lock the borders down and keep an eye on my people. I do have several medical stations placed along the border for those who need them out of country.
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(IRL)
I WAS going to go take my girlfriend to a baseball game to see her favorite team, but the games are cancelled now......and our trip to San Juan is also cancelled. -slams head into desk- WHHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
We thank our Consul for his forward-thinking and proactive actions.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
You're just lucky you have a regional leader who doesn't capitalize the C and V in coronavirus.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Au Minbo, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Well we're back... in the car again...
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Good to see you again, Con! It's been ages. How are you?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
ContComm! It's been so long! How are you?
Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Nia: Hello, everyone! For those of you who haven't met me, my name is Nia. I was recently appointed Percyton's Minister of Health and Safety, so I wanted to give you all an update on how Percyton is doing with COVID-19, also known as the coronavirus. As you can imagine, passenger numbers are down, and there have been plenty of canceled trains. The trains we do still have are thoroughly sanitized and cleaned inside and out several times a day, and we've been installing hand sanitizer stations at every station. Railway employees who are able to work from home are being told to do so, and any employees who get sick are given time off.
Gordon: As of now Percyton has no cases, as we've always been more isolated and restricted travel to our island. However, we are fully prepared in case we do get cases of COVID-19, and hospitals have received training on how to handle it. We are also currently working to acquire more test kits so we can test more people, but it's been a difficult process.
Toby: For now, we're expecting trains to keep running, albeit at a reduced level. Despite this, we advise everyone to avoid traveling and to stay home as much as possible. We encourage people to avoid large gathers, and for organizers of large events to cancel or postpone them.
Duncan: An' wash yer freakin' hands! Is 'at really sae stoaner?
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Willkommen zurück. :D
Jaslandia, Percyton
random story from my time in terraria (happened 20 minutes ago during the time of me writing this)
So i went to hell to mine some hell ore using my new "deathbringer" (metal as fu*k name) since it was from crimson ore (same as demon ore but i had crimson spawned instead of corruption as my world evil) And so i go to hell and mine some of the hell ore with this demonic Pickaxe
I return to my base and forge the hell version of my pickaxe (with far less metal name) and then proceed to forge the fire sword/sword of hell
In a pure RNG moment i had forged a molten sword with GODLY attribute, a literal HELL BLADE made of hell itself, mined through a pickaxe of demons was blessed by god XD
Or at least that's how i see it considering that its called godly.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote!
Penguania And Antarctica
Thanks for the update, Nia! Glad you're taking precautions, and stay safe! I assume since you're engines you can't catch any human diseases?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Nia: That's correct. But the disease can live on some of our surfaces similar to other surfaces, so our crew need to take precautions. We've been telling people who aren't our crew members to stay a little farther away from us for the safety of our crew. Most of our crew are younger, but we don't want them to spread it to their older relatives or to elderly passengers.
Toby: Although ideally we wouldn't have elderly passengers anyway. While we appreciate the business, we would much rather our elderly customers stay home to keep themselves safe.
Sir Topham Hatt: Quite right, Toby! Young or old, we need to keep ourselves safe and practice good hygiene.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Sir Topham Hatt: Also, with the canceled trains freeing up some of the engines' time, our most famous engines like Thomas, Percy, and Gordon have been filming PSAs to be aired in Percyton (and maybe even abroad if Mattel approves) about washing your hands and other hygiene matters.
Diesel: I still don't think we're the best people to talk about hygiene. I mean, we don't have hands, and when we get washed it's by other people. It's like an ostrich doing airline safety instructions.
James: Oh shut up, Diesel! If it's gets people to listen that's all that matters.
Diesel: Alright then. Just don't show them the episode "Percy's Chocolate Crunch." Because "usefulness before cleanliness" is a really great life lesson during a global pandemic. /sarcasm
Gordon: DIESEL! You aren't helping.
Diesel: Come on, I'm not wrong here!
https://youtu.be/E9YKpXJhcsY
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Aleksi: Bloody hell Diesel!
Josef: I'm not sure if Mattel would approve, but if you do decide to film some PSA's.... One of our Navy aircraft will simply fly from our base in Sodor to New Mareskov. The Russian children would be delighted to see one of their television heroes speaking on safety matters!
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Sorry I didnt respond been busy haha, Ive been not bad just uni etc keeping me busy, how bout you?
Jaslandia, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello everyone! I'm not sure if anyone remembers me, but I was quite an active member of this region a while back, when it was first founded and for a little while after.
I'll be here! Feel free to shoot me a telegram whenever :)
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Percy: I think that's a great idea! We're always happy to take our message global, especially now.
Sir Topham Hatt: Although considering the hassle and expense of transporting locomotives over such a long distance, would you be wiling to fly your filming crews to Sodor? We can even cover the costs of transportation and lodging if needed.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Boy, there's a lot to cover. Right now i'm doing fine, though.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Major Chenkov: We have planes and ships moving daily between Russia and Sodor, so I don't think it will be too problematic for a film crew to come over.
Sergei: And we do appreciate the offer to house our crew during filming. You don't have to worry about covering costs, but lodging might be tricky. Wouldn't want to disturb the locals with all our hustle and bustle.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Hello, Greater Banitia! Good to see you again!
Russkov Soviet, Greater Banitia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I remember you. Welcome back! =)
Jaslandia, Greater Banitia, Percyton
Greetings, once again my darlings.
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
How are we all? Has the region picked up or still in slow decline?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Greater Banitia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Slow here but active on the Discord. Nice to see you again.
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Who are you again?
I'm just kidding. It's good to see you again. ^^,
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Would you look at that? A real "ghost of the past".
Anyway.... Welcome back home! I am Josef Reznov, the Tsar of the Equestrian Union and the Fourth Leader to rule Her. Our embassy is open and we wish your leader and people prosperity.
Jaslandia, Greater Banitia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Everest! Welcome back! Good to see you again.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Nice to see you too Nuremgard!
The Ghost of CFN Past :P
Hey Jas! How is it going?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
May I be as bold as to ask for a few endorsements my dears?
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Sure! Here you go. Feel free to leave me one. xP
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
It's going alright. Trying to make the best of the coronavirus situation.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
What the hell did Greater Banitia do?
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Midasia
I've contacted the admin responsible. I received such as a response: https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=37920224
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko, Midasia
I guess our region was so welcoming because he never said a word to us except when he would return from extended absences. Never expected him to flame anyone--or say anything else for that matter
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Me neither. He seemed like a pretty chill guy.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Your kindness has been repaid! :P
Yes, Haha..... aren't we all! :P
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Ahaha XD
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Anything interesting going on? Also this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTGKRTF-zUA
Everestopia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Delightful :P
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Also, nice to meet you. I'm Evers
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
I am sure i have seen you before, i am Spanelsko. Also known as the Most Insane Nation in ConF, genocide, slavery, death camps, nuclear wasteland you name it we have it! :p
We are as our name suggests a Dystopian Horde. A semi-loose coalition/confederation of Iberian nations fighting for united world under our flag.
But you can just call me Span as does Coltsov for example.
EDIT: Speaking of Russkov Soviet i dont think he would want to see my latest screenshot from hoi4 that i posted in memechat of discord :p
Everestopia, Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I don't need to see it to guess what you've done. Ya bastard. xP
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Western USSR= Union of Britain
All East of Ural's= Empire of Japan
so its not what you thought is it? :p
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I'm confused! :P
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
I am commie Britain and since Japan was at war with USSR longer and had bigger war participation the soviets surrendered their land to them.
On discord i did explain what happened in the campaign so you can check that :p
Also Stalingrad was for a time Capital of Nazi Germany
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I.... Hmmm.... That's actually fine with me. *Communist* Britain (I am allies with Great Britain) owns half and Japan (Also an ally) owns some. While it is regrettable that Stalingrad was the capital of those filthy fascists..... It is not anymore.
Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Yeah let's ignore the part where I and Japan both invaded USSR as well..... but hey at least Japan is no longer Fascist.... still lead by Hirohito tho... and an Authoritarian Monarchy.
btw in the campaign Moscow has fallen twice by now. First to Germans and then to me (commie britain)
Also as i already made this joke on discord for those who didnt see it: Anime Gulags :p
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Ignore? Hardly. I knew it was only a matter of time til you invaded. xP
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
I mean we are still in the early stages of several preparations and simulations, did you forget we declared official invasion by the end of the year 2022? :p
You still have plenty of time before we attack.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica
Forget? Bah. Maybe it will be US who is invading YOU! xP
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko
Good morrow everyone! :D
Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Hey, man. How are you doing?
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
Good thanks! Yourself?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton, Spanelsko
You are allowed to try, but we have been fortifying our Dystopia ever since you defeated us, add to it the fact that we are Chernobyl on steroids and prepare to suffer massive casualties even if you won we will drown your nation in corpses of your soldiers before we would fall! Iberia cannot be broken easily bolshevik :]
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Not bad. Had a nice electrician out today.
Everestopia, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Percyton
Ooh, that so?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
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