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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Audiastan Is now part of the UK Commonwealth.
The Cross And Davids Star
No, I edited a nation name. It was founding member (Baxten) to founding member (the Kaiserreich).
Great, more fodder for Lat to try to justify himself with.
Ugh, seems hellish.
Were they normal troops or did they try to get FT too?
As such, the embargo is passed on to your nation.
Its Eastern Europe what else is new xD
Oh, the rest of Eastern Europe is the ITF or Hungary. Also, the USCS is currently deciding whether to buy Kalaronian weapons, which may lead to closer USCS-ITF ties. May not, but who knows.
I know for a fact that you had the details of the kaiserreich before it was edited.
Nah, we were all varying levels of FT, so she just stuck with normal troops. Made it easy for my combined forces of death-row inmates, cyborgs, and hired guns to take them out.
Aghrabia
No, I mean in one of the Articles
Considering the Kaiserreich military was the baxtonian military until yesterday, I actually don't doubt that Bax might have had Kaiser under Baxten.
Besides, that "clause" has been broken many a times by many members. It'd be a service to remove it in times of such tension.
Bax can I ask a favor. I really love the Prussian blue color of my nation on the map, but its so dark in comparison to the ocean, I actually have trouble seeing it, and distinguishing it from the ocean. Would it be possible to lighten it, or the ocean or something?
I can lighten your nation.
Thank you :D
So remind me, why is this embargo on?
Jaslandia
Lat embargoes Kal, though now claims he only threatened to embargo Kal if he keeps selling arms to the USCS and the ITF. The Kaiserreich and the ITF responded by counter-embargoing Lat, which was then only exacerbated by Lat then threatening that he'll allow the USCS to set up military bases in the UK, close to the ITF controlled Reich. Oh, and then Lat claimed to be an autarky, fully self sufficient, and thus an embargo wouldn't affect him, which then sparked the YSL as well as the ramifications of what an autarky actually is and how an embargo would affect it, as well as how an economy would actually be under an autarky.
That's the very watered down summary of events, anyway.
Aghrabia, Kalaron
Lat embargoed me (He's saying he threatened to, which I kinda doubt because his sentance was pretty specific: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193540344325996554/301653135695282176/Screenshot_2017-04-12-05-40-51.png) and went to Bax since, I figure being a member of the ITF should do something.
When Bax went to speak to Lat, Lat tried to demand that the Reich demiliterize (He was operating off the pretense that I was selling them things?) and make friends with the USCS.
The Reich took a vote on embargoing Lat and it ended with an affirmative, same with the ITF when I spoke about how Lat embargoed me.
Righto. Fun times.
Ludania, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Tserra, Yukona
Very fun.
Jaslandia, Yukona
I just don't even care, man. I'm just swishing about solving issues. Nuremgard keeps itself to itself.
Jaslandia
How sovereign of you
Does it not scare you Americans to have a manchild as President who changes his mind more than an incontinent changes their knickers?
Aghrabia
I mean, no, not especially here.
Our whole government is set around the idea of limiting the damage one human being can do to our nation from a position of power.
Now, does it irritate me that he does that? yeah, kinda.
Too bad it cant limit the damage he does to other sovereign states.
Yukona
How does an embargo affect anything tbh. Why not invade them and get it over with. The ITF gets territory, Latrovia's defeated...everyone wins. Except Latrovia, of course
Aghrabia
Lives. We care about lives. It would result in loss of life.
And its not just lat either, its me, aud, almost everyone in the region will be fighting, with heavy losses on both sides.
Anyone in the UK, which is just synonymous with Lat
It means he can't do half the stuff he says he can.
Just like with Audistan when he wanted to make space weaponry, it gets infinitely harder when there's an embargo on you, especially with Lat actually proving our points.
Eh, I still maintain that the ITF would win simply due to a few factors, including size, a dedicated producer of armaments as well as Lat having just cornholed his whole monetary system by insisting he sells more than he buys (His economy just completely crashed as a result, TBH)
It's bad, but Lat kinda shot the UKL in the foot fifty times with a rifle.
It'd be a PR disaster, because we, the ITF, would be the ones taking it too far. I'll leave that to Lat, which I'm sure he won't
Also this
And sort of that
Jaslandia
Every time I read UK I keep thinking about the actual UK instead of Lat.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona
I do to. That's why I try to us UKL instead
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona, Magnatronia
It isn't as bad as I initially expected. That's an extremely low bar, but it's still something.
Yukona
Please
Yeah I get the same
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
There's only one glorious UK, ain't there, Yuk?
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Yukona
Just wait til you're next.
First he came for the pussies. And I did not speak out because I had no pussy...
too* Damn, I always mess that up on here
Can someone please be so kind and summarise the last 71 RMB posts for me?
Jaslandia, Aghrabia
I'm gonna reply to your post on the Viper RP once I get a response from Aghrabia
Aghrabia
Tensions between Hungary and Audiastan (Romania) have risen. But Audiastan joined the UKL whenever CaDS invited him, and as such we talked about the embargoes and other things regarding the UKL.
Also, I clarified that anyone can join the ITF via invitation. Reason I have invitations is so we don't get nations with chemical weapons or HP bullets (looking at you CaDS /s)
Penguania And Antarctica
:^)
Penguania And Antarctica
I might be a black hearted Scots nationalist, babe but I still love ya.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Melania Trump snaps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKmruC-sMqo
Christ, I remember that. She was the worst. Did we even figure out if she was even a she?
Yeah, we found out she was actually a she, but had lied about giving birth and having a miscarriage. What an idiot.
Aghrabia
What awful person lies about that stuff
Fuhrmania, that's who
Aghrabia
We don't even know. She was always a bit... off. Her (apparent) brother also trolled her about it. She said this after we all thought she was using a puppet to troll herself.
Speaking as someone who knew a pathological liar for years, trust me, they are out there and they lie about all kinds of sick sh!t.
Aghrabia
connor
jaime
daniel
fawkes
REGIONAL SONG OF THE DAY
Day 44: Village People - "YMCA" (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k)
Thank you for reading, papa bless
Penguania And Antarctica
They make me sick really.
Yeah, we've known a few people like that, or at least weirdos like that.
Man, I was pleased for a few days.
Wanted to quote Jas and remind him that you CTE'd, but I didn't want you seeing it and remembering.
Nice name drops by the way, my name shouldn't be there but nice.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
How do you go from Radiohead to Village People
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica
I have wide-ranging tastes.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Ditto
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Hm, new Prophet. Time for a history lesson, kiddos
The Prophet was essentially a guy (or gal, no one knows) that tried to (and almost did) bring down our original, first region, the Next Generation Alliance. He did this by releasing very controversial (I've heard possibly incriminating, but again, I dumno) conversations carried out by the government in a private chat channel. This was concerning, as everyone knew that it was someone in government doing this. He/she went as the Prophet, and was by far the largest problem this region has dealt with, because unlike the others, he really did almost tear the region apart. The others didn't manage to make us lose trust in each other. Jas and Unf can tell you more; they're a good primary source of it all.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
All I know is that he won't do it here.
I ain't got no plans to do nothing wrong or morally dubious and I doubt others do, so this guy can say a lot of crap, but he'll be hard pressed to present anything solid while this Region stands.
Penguania And Antarctica
I am Prophet.
Penguania And Antarctica
No you aren't. Unless you were with our group since 2013
Penguania And Antarctica
Who's to say I wasn't
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Ooh so spooky!
Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_oHqxRlgoA
Penguania And Antarctica
I always saw The Prophet (or, at least the original one; not the watered-down BS we have now) as an agent of chaos; trying to sow distrust and cause conflict, with no apparent end goal in mind. I always saw Prophet as more of a nuisance than anything else, but evidently others took him seriously, as one of the founders of the original CFN (Controlled Interests) basically rage-quit NS during an investigation into the Prophet's identity (although CI likely also had other stuff going on that influenced his decision). At the time, most seemed to agree Prophet was a guy named Greater Fascism, an ambitious politician in the region who was controversial for his coup attempts (where he seized the WA Delegate position, which was a problem because the office of WAD was legally tied to the office of President back then).
Baxten, Vista Major, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Double nuisance!
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
I remember GF. Used to be like his right hand man. Kinds backed away after that coup, though; that was a bit much even for me.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
...
GF always seemed like someone of talent and ambition to me
Though insane, he was, perhaps
Jaslandia
it's a term born from internet culture. I just sorta picked it up on my travels
Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I don't like comments often, but I found this pretty funny
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I'm as confused as you, Vista.
Jaslandia, Vista Major
also reminder that if you wanna go to war
WE HAVE AN RP REGION
inb4 unf stop shilling your stupid region
Jaslandia, Baxten, Vista Major, Continental Commonwealths, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia
Unf stop shilling your stu-...
Damn it.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
*Sigh* Here we go again...
Please do not advertise your region-
Oh, it's you Un. I see...... unf stop shilling your stupid region.
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
The Government Overview dispatch has been updated. Corrections should be requested ASAP.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
*remembers that i have to make a pretty wfe*
Penguania And Antarctica
Don't get your hopes up bud. We just want weapons, and the violation of nature known as Magnatronia is still a member of the ITF.
Magnatronia
Que? Don't know if you know, but I struck a deal with Mag that I'd invest in his nation if he raised the standards of his workers. I told him that, if he uses humane practices, he may get more business, even from non-ITF members
Magnatronia
Who the hell is Jaime and Daniel?!
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Jaime is me.
Daniel was Valt.
Why Valt was on the list...I can see, why I was?
Your guess dude.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Dude, what made your economy have such a disastrous recession? And why is education the only sector your government spends on?
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
You have a given name?! I was 98% sure you were some renegade chatbot that had gained some degree of sentience that was never supposed to be possible. Huh.
Ugh, Valt...
Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I don't even remember now, because I was able to eliminate government completely without it taking that much of a hit initially. Now I have a small amount of education spending for reasons also unknown.
We just don't talk about it. Nothing wrong over here in the proverbial paradise that is the Continental Commonwealths.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
<<< Thanks God I don't live there.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Seriously. However, I'd totally live in the Kaiserreich. What a great country...
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Trust me, I thought the very same.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
On the bright side, your population must be very well-educated. But apparently not well-educated enough to fix the 5.2% of the population that die from scurvy (seriously, all it takes is some freaking citrus fruit!), or the 0.8% that die from nuclear spills (leftover from the nuclear apocalypse, perhaps?).
The only thing that prevents me from wanting to live in Jaslandia is the climate; other than that, Jaslandia is pretty great in terms of governance, culture, history, etc. Then again, I may be biased. I think the NS nation I would most like to live in would be Percyton.
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
I'd rather live in good old Nuremgard.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
Mine
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Jealous.
Jealous
JEEEEAAALLLOUS
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10110176/8/#new
Hungary's Official Stance on the "Conflict" with Audiastan
I bet you are.
Penguania And Antarctica
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
But mmkay
Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=auld_valyria/detail=factbook/id=804572
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
A disastrous recession is your dream?
Man, I bet you guys would love to live in good ol' Magnatronia. We got running water and all that jazz
Jaslandia, Aghrabia
You were so close! So close only to fall to chaos
Filthy primitive; still sticking towards the archaic *mocking tone* "representational democracy"
I have no words
Penguania And Antarctica
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