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Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins

this surprisingly makes sense.

The Issue

A spectacular but failed attempt on your life made national news today. Interrogation of captured suspects has pinned the blame on agents of the nation of Blackacre, with which Spanelsko has notoriously chilly relations. Your cabinet is divided as to how to respond.

4 days and 3 different attempts on my life, right after we became known as a benevolent dictatorship, i am starting to think that the people "miss" my iron fist.

The Emperor of China advises you that the people are like children and you, as sovereign, are their father. Sometimes a firm hand is necessary otherwise they run amok.

Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:The Emperor of China advises you that the people are like children and you, as sovereign, are their father. Sometimes a firm hand is necessary otherwise they run amok.

I mean its not a wrong way of seeing it, but i am not sure if purge of few millions will be enough......

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:I mean its not a wrong way of seeing it, but i am not sure if purge of few millions will be enough......

Emperor: Well let's not go too far. You don't kill your children when they misbehave.

Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Emperor: Well let's not go too far. You don't kill your children when they misbehave.

I am quite sure that Stalin would say something different *sudden PTSD of Ukraine and Stalin's own Son*

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Good day everyone. I wish you all an amazing Sunday. :D

Nuremgard

New poll in Zentari. Come and vote now!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=140498

Nuremgard wrote:SAAS applications opened today and got mine submitted. The sooner the better. Now give me my free money, government!

Wow you’re joining the SAS, big respect bruv

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, Mercunova

Yukona wrote:Wow you’re joining the SAS, big respect bruv

So many typos that you thankfully didn't make that could have made that such a more ominous statement :P

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona

Yukona wrote:Wow you’re joining the SAS, big respect bruv

Of course. Gotta' join so I can get my hands on all those manly SAS men.

Penguania And Antarctica

boof

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:Of course. Gotta' join so I can get my hands on all those manly SAS men.

dirty boy :p

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:dirty boy :p

Just serving my country. ;)

Penguania And Antarctica

The Talking Point

Child labor has been outlawed.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Do we have anyone here who would be able to help me redesign my flag?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Axeldonia, Penguania And Antarctica

Ludania wrote:Do we have anyone here who would be able to help me redesign my flag?

I'm not the go-to guy, but I can do it. ^^; Just TG me what your looking for and I'll see what I can do.

Ludania, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

The Issue

With his typically bullish approach to diplomacy, the Premier of East Lebatuck announced today that he has a titanic intellect beyond compare, and that The Great Supreme Lord Khan has “a walnut-sized brain, much like a stegosaurus.” He has issued a formal challenge to a public game of chess between heads of state, so he can “demonstrate inherent Lebatuckese superiority.”

This isn’t about chess, this is about WMDs,” explains Broderick Lightman, a teenage hacker and national tic-tac-toe champion. “When you ordered Spanelsko to make mega-death armaments, you put yourself into a contest of egos with nations like East Lebatuck. This is just a game of dominance, a competition to see which alpha monkey backs down. These games of one-upmanship are steps on a path to self-destruction. Instead, you must show the courage to disengage. Disarm our WMDs, politely decline the chess challenge, and choose sanity over pride.”

Your Minister of National Honour bows to you. “The child is right, this isn’t about chess. This is about our strength and national pride! We cannot allow these insults to go unanswered. You must increase our WMD stockpile, and put our nuclear submarines off the coast of East Lebatuck. He will withdraw his insults, or we will annihilate him.”

The Talking Point

Nations across the world are quick to praise The Great Supreme Lord Khan's good looks and intellectual prowess.

its not my fault that people are too dumb to understand that i will gladly burn entire nations to ash for my own ego and satisfaction if they try anything like insults.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:[spoiler=-Snip-]The Issue

With his typically bullish approach to diplomacy, the Premier of East Lebatuck announced today that he has a titanic intellect beyond compare, and that The Great Supreme Lord Khan has “a walnut-sized brain, much like a stegosaurus.” He has issued a formal challenge to a public game of chess between heads of state, so he can “demonstrate inherent Lebatuckese superiority.”

This isn’t about chess, this is about WMDs,” explains Broderick Lightman, a teenage hacker and national tic-tac-toe champion. “When you ordered Spanelsko to make mega-death armaments, you put yourself into a contest of egos with nations like East Lebatuck. This is just a game of dominance, a competition to see which alpha monkey backs down. These games of one-upmanship are steps on a path to self-destruction. Instead, you must show the courage to disengage. Disarm our WMDs, politely decline the chess challenge, and choose sanity over pride.”

Your Minister of National Honour bows to you. “The child is right, this isn’t about chess. This is about our strength and national pride! We cannot allow these insults to go unanswered. You must increase our WMD stockpile, and put our nuclear submarines off the coast of East Lebatuck. He will withdraw his insults, or we will annihilate him.”

The Talking Point

Nations across the world are quick to praise The Great Supreme Lord Khan's good looks and intellectual prowess.

its not my fault that people are too dumb to understand that i will gladly burn entire nations to ash for my own ego and satisfaction if they try anything like insults.[/spoiler]

And this is why I do a two front approach. ^^; I try to keep everyone on a friendly level, but won't hesitate to bring the Red Tide down on them.

Spanelsko

so, in regards to RP, do we have a "news channel" on the NS Forum?

if no: Why?

followup, if no: Can we make one?

if yes: Link please?

followup, if yes: Does anyone use it?

Penguania And Antarctica

Ludania wrote:Do we have anyone here who would be able to help me redesign my flag?

How can I help you, Sir?

Ludania

The Issue

A controversial new ‘biography’ based on your personal life before your rise to power has proved to be quite popular all over Spanelsko. While many are calling it comedic drivel, some are taking it quite seriously.

“Or we could just write your official autobiography,” advises Samus Silk, your extremely persuasive Propaganda Minister. “It’ll be easy to distribute it to the masses. They wouldn’t doubt a single word. Only you should decide what you want the people to know about your life, not some hack comedian with an ax to grind.”

The Talking Point

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A The Great Supreme Lord Khan For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of The Great Supreme Lord Khan's supporters

2 things: I am surprised that someone actually read it, and second for some reason NS increased my intelligence score of my population when i did this..... i am not sure what kind of intellectual knowledge this book could have but now i am interested.

Spanelsko's 5 month plan (not related to the 5 year plans of USSR)

1: Reduce Black Market Economical output to at least 30%

2: Further Libertarian Movements and become more "free"

3: Repair the inhospitable environment

4: Invade Nurem for fun

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Spanelsko's 5 month plan (not related to the 5 year plans of USSR)

1: Reduce Black Market Economical output to at least 30%

2: Further Libertarian Movements and become more "free"

3: Repair the inhospitable environment

4: Invade Nurem for fun

Well we've just increased defence spending to colonise other nations to get more land. Bring it on!

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Heheh... I suppose since that's on the table...

The Equestrian Union's 2019 Plan

1. Increase military operations in the English Channel.

2. Ensure that the foreign aid program is recieving an increase in funding.

3. Establish new bases in Pacific.

4. Continue research on Experiment XVR-10013. Trials have been successful.

5. Finish construction of the E.S.S. orbiting above Earth.

Nuremgard, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Heheh... I suppose since that's on the table...

The Equestrian Union's 2019 Plan

1. Increase military operations in the English Channel.

2. Ensure that the foreign aid program is recieving an increase in funding.

3. Establish new bases in Pacific.

4. Continue research on Experiment XVR-10013. Trials have been successful.

5. Finish construction of the E.S.S. orbiting above Earth.

Nuremgard's 2019 plan is:

1 - Lower taxes to the low/mid teens.

2 - Decrease wealth inequality.

3 - Bring back the NHS and maternity leave.

4 - Re-regulate the economy.

5 - Rebuild the military.

Russkov Soviet

Nuremgard wrote:Well we've just increased defence spending to colonise other nations to get more land. Bring it on!

Your pitiful army doesnt stand a chance Imperialist, we will annihilate your army and steal your resources.

Russkov Soviet wrote:Heheh... I suppose since that's on the table...

The Equestrian Union's 2019 Plan

1. Increase military operations in the English Channel.

2. Ensure that the foreign aid program is recieving an increase in funding.

3. Establish new bases in Pacific.

4. Continue research on Experiment XVR-10013. Trials have been successful.

5. Finish construction of the E.S.S. orbiting above Earth.

Just a question, is Spanelsko still part of that aid?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Nuremgard 990.49

Total War Preparedness Rating

Spanelsko 34,580.59

Total War Preparedness Rating

is this even fair?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Nuremgard 990.49

Total War Preparedness Rating

Spanelsko 34,580.59

Total War Preparedness Rating

is this even fair?

No it's not. We've been implementing austerity policies so you're taking advantage of us lol

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

The Wyoming Peoples Front wrote:so, in regards to RP, do we have a "news channel" on the NS Forum?

if no: Why?

followup, if no: Can we make one?

if yes: Link please?

followup, if yes: Does anyone use it?

You can make your own 'news network' here: http://thecoffincofn.boards.net/board/18/nations-trade-relations

Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Your pitiful army doesnt stand a chance Imperialist, we will annihilate your army and steal your resources. Just a question, is Spanelsko still part of that aid?

Of course. ^^; Unless.... You went to war with someone who I was allied with.

Spanelsko wrote:

Nuremgard 990.49

Total War Preparedness Rating

Spanelsko 34,580.59

Total War Preparedness Rating

is this even fair?

Nuremgard wrote:No it's not. We've been implementing austerity policies so you're taking advantage of us lol

This is absolutely unfair. While on paper you still hold the "strength" with your 34,580.59... If I were to come to Nurems aid with my 21,639.28, he would stand a very high chance even at 22,629.77 combined... Given how the last time Chaos and Red Army troops clashed went. ^^;

Nuremgard, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Of course. ^^; Unless.... You went to war with someone who I was allied with.

This is absolutely unfair. While on paper you still hold the "strength" with your 34,580.59... If I were to come to Nurems aid with my 21,639.28, he would stand a very high chance even at 22,629.77 combined... Given how the last time Chaos and Red Army troops clashed went. ^^;

We are far more prepared than we were last time Soviet, we have learned from our mistakes, we have eliminated all traitors to our cause, and we already have a plan of invasion if we were ever forced to fight you again. We even went technologically far beyond what we had before as is seen in our science score. We might lose in numbers but our fanatical devotion and nationalist zeal combined with our quality can't be bested by simple Quantity of your forces, although i do admit that they are certainly more than decent.

Russkov Soviet

Nuremgard wrote:No it's not. We've been implementing austerity policies so you're taking advantage of us lol

Well i did see your score and a large line going straight down off a cliff. So i can see how austerity f*ked over your army XD

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Well i did see your score and a large line going straight down off a cliff. So i can see how austerity f*ked over your army XD

Anything for a tax cut.

One of my nations, The United European States is the Eurosceptic's worst nightmare. A federation of European nations ruled by an actual dictatorship which requires children to sing its praises in schools, including its national anthem.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:One of my nations, The United European States is the Eurosceptic's worse nightmare. A federation of European nations ruled by an actual dictatorship which requires children to sing its praises in schools, including its national anthem.

Is reading the communist manifesto also a requirement?

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Is reading the communist manifesto also a requirement?

Nope. It isn't communist.

Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Nope. It isn't communist.

well since its the literal nightmare of the EU skeptic i thought that it would take the "Corporate Marxism" to the extreme :p

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:well since its the literal nightmare of the EU skeptic i thought that it would take the "Corporate Marxism" to the extreme :p

Some Eurosceptics see the EU as a Marxist socialist plot and others see it as the Fourth Reich.

Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Some Eurosceptics see the EU as a Marxist socialist plot and others see it as the Fourth Reich.

as we all know its both actually (totally original joke)

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:as we all know its both actually (totally original joke)

Angela Merkel is the Fuhrerin.

Spanelsko

Are the tales of the Brothers Grimm known where you come from? If so which of their tales?

Nuremgard

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:Are the tales of the Brothers Grimm known where you come from? If so which of their tales?

All the classics of course. Snow White, Cinderella, Hansel and Grettel, the Pied Piper etc

Penguania And Antarctica

Good day friends. I wish you all a wonderful Sunday. :)

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Spanelsko, The British Islands Confederacy

People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, if That’s All Right

DEATH SENTENCE TO ALL TRAITORS!

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, if That’s All Right

DEATH SENTENCE TO ALL TRAITORS!

That's what we do to dissidents in the The United European States too.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Hello all! We have a new poll in Zentari! Come and vote now!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=140902

Excellent. The final touches are complete! Years of research have led to this historic moment. We have, potentially, the first Star Trek-esque spacecraft set to launch from the Urals.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Excellent. The final touches are complete! Years of research have led to this historic moment. We have, potentially, the first Star Trek-esque spacecraft set to launch from the Urals.

We've got that for ages. :P

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:We've got that for ages. :P

^^; I may have... spied on ya. If this prototype flies well, then I should be able to field my own fleet. (I may request a trade regardless of the results. I figured I'd give it a shot first.)

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:^^; I may have... spied on ya. If this prototype flies well, then I should be able to field my own fleet. (I may request a trade regardless of the results. I figured I'd give it a shot first.)

So you want to challenge my space domination soviet?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

The Issue

As your population has now reached 3.493 billion, there has been serious discussion about whether or not the current borders of Spanelsko are sufficient. Agricultural and industrial imports have been increasing to unsustainable levels, as former farmland and commercial areas are repurposed for urgent housing needs. Your top advisers have now come to you to address the subject of land appropriation.

“Our current borders are not sufficient; the Spanelskoan people need their lebensraum!” fumes General Berlusconi, as he gets right in your face, forcing you to rock back in your chair. “Let’s mobilise our armed forces and start claiming new domains. Then, we can repopulate these lands with our own good people. Let’s start with Ausonia; their army couldn’t outflank a sleeping horse. No doubt, they will thank us for it in the end!”

The Talking Point

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.

France will be our new land. EDIT: scratch that idea, i always wanted to visit Norway.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:The Issue

As your population has now reached 3.493 billion, there has been serious discussion about whether or not the current borders of Spanelsko are sufficient. Agricultural and industrial imports have been increasing to unsustainable levels, as former farmland and commercial areas are repurposed for urgent housing needs. Your top advisers have now come to you to address the subject of land appropriation.

“Our current borders are not sufficient; the Spanelskoan people need their lebensraum!” fumes General Berlusconi, as he gets right in your face, forcing you to rock back in your chair. “Let’s mobilise our armed forces and start claiming new domains. Then, we can repopulate these lands with our own good people. Let’s start with Ausonia; their army couldn’t outflank a sleeping horse. No doubt, they will thank us for it in the end!”

The Talking Point

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.

France will be our new land. EDIT: scratch that idea, i always wanted to visit Norway.

Lebensraum!

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Lebensraum!

Considering that it literally from what i remember means "living room" i wonder what "genocide room" in german would be?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Considering that it literally from what i remember means "living room" i wonder what "genocide room" in german would be?

Just lucky your country isn't in my Europe's universe. Otherwise you'd be under the boot of the EU masters.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Just lucky your country isn't in my Europe's universe. Otherwise you'd be under the boot of the EU masters.

You mean Bruxels would be burning and Berlin would praise its new Fuhrer?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:You mean Bruxels would be burning and Berlin would praise its new Fuhrer?

My Europe's capital isn't in Brussels. ;)

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:My Europe's capital isn't in Brussels. ;)

That doesn't stop me from burning Brussels to the ground :p

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

No Game of Thrones spoilers please, I'm British.

Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:No Game of Thrones spoilers please, I'm British.

It's like Shakespeare. Everyone is dead at the end. :p

/jk

Nuremgard

SUCCESS! The E.Q.S Defiance has launched without problems. Only a few hundred more to build. ^^;

Spanelsko wrote:So you want to challenge my space domination soviet?

And what if I am?

Spanelsko

OMG Notre-Dame de Paris is on fire !!!

Russkov Soviet, Mercunova

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:OMG Notre-Dame de Paris is on fire !!!

Like... The actual building is on fire? WHAT?!?

Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

[B]The Talking Point

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Russkov Soviet remains pure.

^^;

Nuremgard, Mercunova, Spanelsko

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:OMG Notre-Dame de Paris is on fire !!!

I saw that. I hope they manage to stop the fire and restore the cathedral.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Russkov Soviet wrote:Like... The actual building is on fire? WHAT?!?

Yes.

Nuremgard wrote:I saw that. I hope they manage to stop the fire and restore the cathedral.

It's heartbreaking to see this building getting destroyed. ;_;

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Mercunova

Nuremgard wrote:I saw that. I hope they manage to stop the fire and restore the cathedral.

As far as I can tell the stone shell might still be around and maybe the two bell towers but I'd imagine little else.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:As far as I can tell the stone shell might still be around and maybe the two bell towers but I'd imagine little else.

Maybe not. I just saw fire within the slats of one of the towers.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:As far as I can tell the stone shell might still be around and maybe the two bell towers but I'd imagine little else.

There are reports of flames in one of the bell towers as well, unfortunately.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova

Mercunova wrote:As far as I can tell the stone shell might still be around and maybe the two bell towers but I'd imagine little else.

The spire collapsed.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Nuremgard wrote:The spire collapsed.

The spire did; the two bell towers in the front are still standing.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

Mercunova wrote:The spire did; the two bell towers in the front are still standing.

Awful stuff. Such an ancient building and one of the most enduring symbols of French culture.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica, Mercunova, Anglia Imperium

Russkov Soviet wrote:SUCCESS! The E.Q.S Defiance has launched without problems. Only a few hundred more to build. ^^;

And what if I am?

I can obliterate your nation from the face of the Earth in few seconds with my nukes, and i am aware that you can do the same to me. No one will challenge my rule over Saturn and Venus. Keep away from those planets and will ignore your pitiful (for now pitiful) space "fleet"

Russkov Soviet wrote:[B]The Talking Point

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Russkov Soviet remains pure.

^^;

I see that my constant propaganda channels promoting racial supremacy have had an effect. I think you should finally admit that you are no longer really a communist comrade Ruskov. Just like China you are just a dictatorship with communist in the name for no real reason. Or are you going to tell me that you practice real marxism?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:I can obliterate your nation from the face of the Earth in few seconds with my nukes, and i am aware that you can do the same to me. No one will challenge my rule over Saturn and Venus. Keep away from those planets and will ignore your pitiful (for now pitiful) space "fleet"I see that my constant propaganda channels promoting racial supremacy have had an effect. I think you should finally admit that you are no longer really a communist comrade Ruskov. Just like China you are just a dictatorship with communist in the name for no real reason. Or are you going to tell me that you practice real marxism?

HAHAHA!!! I have no need for those planets. And I am a dictatorship indeed, but my methods vary. The whole "pure race" thing is more of keeping equines and humans separated. Any cross-breeding must be approved by both parties and the State.

Nuremgard, Spanelsko

No casualties yet reported but I did see that a mass was scheduled to be taking place around the time the fire started.

Anglia Imperium

Mercunova wrote:No casualties yet reported but I did see that a mass was scheduled to be taking place around the time the fire started.

French Deputy Interior Minister: "Saving the Notre-Dame is not certain."

Russkov Soviet wrote:HAHAHA!!! I have no need for those planets. And I am a dictatorship indeed, but my methods vary. The whole "pure race" thing is more of keeping equines and humans separated. Any cross-breeding must be approved by both parties and the State.

Well seeing horse people would certainly be weird.... very weird. Although i think that such cross breading would be classified as "animal abuse" (in more than one sense) and i am quite sure that human female and equ male wouldn't be able to do the thing for obvious reasons.

Russkov Soviet

The Talking Point

The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.

if you guys wonder yes this is from a torture related issue.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point

The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.

if you guys wonder yes this is from a torture related issue.

Sometimes I wonder if your people have even the slightest freedoms besides being allowed to breathe and inhabit your land.

Anywho... Penguania And Antarctica, I need to work out a deal with you so I can get my "space fleet" up just a little quicker.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Sometimes I wonder if your people have even the slightest freedoms besides being allowed to breathe and inhabit your land.

Anywho... Penguania And Antarctica, I need to work out a deal with you so I can get my "space fleet" up just a little quicker.

They have many freedoms, but we aren't guaranteeing if they live with their decisions or not.

Also its not really a right for them to inhabit my land as we literally shoot anyone trying to escape, its more like a massive prison in a sense.

Russkov Soviet, Penguania And Antarctica

“Listen,” states your younger brother, the glint in his eye indicating that he has just come up with another harebrained idea. “Everything we’ve tried hasn’t worked so far, so why not enact a program to kidnap all the best players and coaches from around the world? Bring them back to Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia and force them at gunpoint to train and develop our athletes. All our players will then be able to improve their game from the skills and techniques of our kidnapees. Calvinball glory will soon be ours!”

The Talking Point

Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels.

BTW this nation is exact opposite of Spanelsko in relation to human rights. But as you can see in certain things its even worse than the original.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia wrote:“Listen,” states your younger brother, the glint in his eye indicating that he has just come up with another harebrained idea. “Everything we’ve tried hasn’t worked so far, so why not enact a program to kidnap all the best players and coaches from around the world? Bring them back to Chaotic Confederate States Of Aremia and force them at gunpoint to train and develop our athletes. All our players will then be able to improve their game from the skills and techniques of our kidnapees. Calvinball glory will soon be ours!”

The Talking Point

Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels.

BTW this nation is exact opposite of Spanelsko in relation to human rights. But as you can see in certain things its even worse than the original.

Don't worry about it. One of my nations is an empire run by an aristocratic elite that ride dragons and discriminate on the basis of race. And practices slavery.

Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Don't worry about it. One of my nations is an empire run by an aristocratic elite that ride dragons and discriminate on the basis of race. And practices slavery.

Both the CCSA and Spanelsko discriminate based on race and have slaves :]

wait..... i .... i outlawed slavery in Spanelsko...... have i became too kind?

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:Both the CCSA and Spanelsko discriminate based on race and have slaves :]

wait..... i .... i outlawed slavery in Spanelsko...... have i became too kind?

Yes you have. You cant give them ideas about equality!

Russkov Soviet, Spanelsko

The construction on the Orion-Class Battlecruisers Great Khan and Fedorov is nearing completion. Three Voyager-Class Escorts are on the planning table. The Ural Shipyards is accepting applications to have your leaders name or your capital put on it. Otherwise it will be named locally.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:The construction on the Orion-Class Battlecruisers Great Khan and Fedorov is nearing completion. Three Voyager-Class Escorts are on the planning table. The Ural Shipyards is accepting applications to have your leaders name or your capital put on it. Otherwise it will be named locally.

I was wondering is the "Great Khan" reference to my ego or comrade Genghis Khan? As for a name, wouldn't Chaosgrad (literally renamed Barcelona to this) be a good name for one of them?

Also what's that thing you call Order of the Crimson Star? Is it a commie thing or have you began to accept chaos as the only way in this mad world? And i thought that our religion was allowed by the treaty only in Baltic :p

Among other things:

“We don’t need to spend so much money on technology when we can rely on manpower,” says Director Alexander Normous, head of the Spanelsko Intelligence Agency, while putting on a pair of black shades. “Can a computer gain a leader’s trust? Can a telephone stop a terrorist? We need inside men around every foreign diplomat, general and guerrilla this side of The Confederacy of Free Nations!”

The Talking Point

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.

Russkov Soviet

Nuremgard wrote:Yes you have. You cant give them ideas about equality!

Well i was wondering what to do, but mass genocide of few 100 millions seems to be not enough, and i am trying to change..... mass torture holiday every Sunday?

EDIT: i just got a card literally called "Fascist Paradise" and its a rare card apparently, if anyone wants to see it its among my rares i am not joking this card actually exists XD

Nuremgard

Spanelsko wrote:I was wondering is the "Great Khan" reference to my ego or comrade Genghis Khan? As for a name, wouldn't Chaosgrad (literally renamed Barcelona to this) be a good name for one of them?

Also what's that thing you call Order of the Crimson Star? Is it a commie thing or have you began to accept chaos as the only way in this mad world? And i thought that our religion was allowed by the treaty only in Baltic :p

The Great Khan is named after your leader proper. As for the name suggestion, I'll put it in with the committee for a vote.

The Disciples of the Crimson Star is our main religion.

Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:The Great Khan is named after your leader proper. As for the name suggestion, I'll put it in with the committee for a vote.

The Disciples of the Crimson Star is our main religion.

Good to know, and also i know its your religion but i was asking what's its about comrade soviet :p

Thus why i said if you finally accepted chaos as the only way in this mad world. Since that crimson star sounds like something related to us or Karl Marx

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:Good to know, and also i know its your religion but i was asking what's its about comrade soviet :p

Thus why i said if you finally accepted chaos as the only way in this mad world. Since that crimson star sounds like something related to us or Karl Marx

Oh... Duh. I was still a bit sleepy. -ahem- The Disciples of the Crimson Star believe in worshipping the "Trinity". The Trinity consists of Selene (Goddess of the Night) who guards her children as they sleep, Solaria (Goddess of the Sun) who sees to the wellbeing of her children throughout the day, and they are observed by Arryene (Goddess of the Motherland) who we pray to for victory in battle and prosperity. Most of the rules follow Orthodox Christianity and parts of other religions come in. But yes... We have accepted that there is Chaos in the world and that the Motherland is tasked with bringing peace to those who desire it.

Spanelsko

https://youtu.be/YSiYkN9Tv5g

Russkov Soviet

Penguania And Antarctica wrote:https://youtu.be/YSiYkN9Tv5g

Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.

Its official. A new banner has been hoisted up the flagpole atop the Kremlin. The Equestrian Federation of Planets has been established. The EQFP now fields six starships with over twenty due to be completed by years end.

Penguania And Antarctica

Aww, I just realised that my country has become exceedingly rude. Damn it. I guess that's what happens when you deregulate your economy and cut public services.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Aww, I just realised that my country has become exceedingly rude. Damn it. I guess that's what happens when you deregulate your economy and cut public services.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, Nuremgard's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

And i had believed that i was a massive dick to my people, seems like democracy really isn't any better XD

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, Nuremgard's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

And i had believed that i was a massive dick to my people, seems like democracy really isn't any better XD

My country used to be so much nicer lol. But then it got a Conservative government because its taxes were 97% and needed to be curtailed. You are right though. Democracy can be dickish too.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:My country used to be so much nicer lol. But then it got a Conservative government because its taxes were 97% and needed to be curtailed. You are right though. Democracy can be dickish too.

I doubt that you can really blame your ruling party considering that probably many of your people hated the previous one for starving them to death. We at least provide free food for everyone as well as housing if they can't afford (they have to work for it though so it doesn't negatively affect the supreme dictatorship)

So i think that they are just expressing their frustration caused by being Ukraine during the first years of the USSR. (tell me if you got the reference or not)

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:I doubt that you can really blame your ruling party considering that probably many of your people hated the previous one for starving them to death. We at least provide free food for everyone as well as housing if they can't afford (they have to work for it though so it doesn't negatively affect the supreme dictatorship)

So i think that they are just expressing their frustration caused by being Ukraine during the first years of the USSR. (tell me if you got the reference or not)

Once my taxes are low enough, I'll make things nice again. And no, sorry, I don't get the reference.

Penguania And Antarctica, Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Once my taxes are low enough, I'll make things nice again. And no, sorry, I don't get the reference.

Ukraine and Starvation created by Stalin, also known as the Ukrainian "Holodomor" very terrible event in history.

Few million died during this time.

Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica

Spanelsko wrote:Ukraine and Starvation created by Stalin, also known as the Ukrainian "Holodomor" very terrible event in history.

Few million died during this time.

Ah, I see.

Penguania And Antarctica

The Issue

Spanelsko’s top scientists have accidentally stumbled upon a new ultra-potent bio-weapon while trying to grow more four-leafed clovers. In response, you’ve called a meeting in your war room to decide what shall be done with the new discovery.

“Might makes right,” states General Georgina Trump. “With so many nations with nuclear weapons, how can we stay safe? I say we use this discovery as a doomsday device! If any other nation tries to nuke us, we activate it! Besides, it’ll be a lot cheaper to maintain than an entire tactical nuclear counter-measure arsenal, so it’ll free up money to research an even doomier doomsday device.”

So ok let me get this straight, i have the mengelle family, german chancellor and access to Brussels for some time already and now i am allies with the Trump family?

Am i rolling natural 20's or something? I doubt that my charisma stat is that high.

Russkov Soviet

Spanelsko wrote:The Issue

Spanelsko’s top scientists have accidentally stumbled upon a new ultra-potent bio-weapon while trying to grow more four-leafed clovers. In response, you’ve called a meeting in your war room to decide what shall be done with the new discovery.

“Might makes right,” states General Georgina Trump. “With so many nations with nuclear weapons, how can we stay safe? I say we use this discovery as a doomsday device! If any other nation tries to nuke us, we activate it! Besides, it’ll be a lot cheaper to maintain than an entire tactical nuclear counter-measure arsenal, so it’ll free up money to research an even doomier doomsday device.”

So ok let me get this straight, i have the mengelle family, german chancellor and access to Brussels for some time already and now i am allies with the Trump family?

Am i rolling natural 20's or something? I doubt that my charisma stat is that high.

I don't know what to tell you. And I suppose while many would call you out on using bio-weapons, I'm not going to. I have my own AND they are the reason we exist anyway. ^^;

Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:I don't know what to tell you. And I suppose while many would call you out on using bio-weapons, I'm not going to. I have my own AND they are the reason we exist anyway. ^^;

I mean no one can call me out on having them as they are either dead by now or know that they would be.

*throws a dice for charisma check on Soviet*

Russkov Soviet

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