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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
NS is a total sausage fest.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
how do i join the rps?
Yukona
Just fill out the application. You've gotta gwt a map spot to join some of them (like my new one)
Yukona
What was that? I couldn't here you over the public outrage at a lack of demonymic correctness
Magnatronia
It really is. And sometimes, it is like the movie too lol
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
The movie is Sausage Party, babe. :P
Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Oh whatever. I am not inclined to remember degenerate trash :p
Lol you are such a boring prude.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Andromitus, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
I am as square as one can be :p
Are you guys flirting?
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Andromitus, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Always.
Yukona
I wasn't lol But Nurem is my boyfriend on here and we have a playfully gay relationship, despite the fact that we are polar opposites (i.e. He is gay, I am straight, he is a lefty, I am a rightwinger, etc.).
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
So he is your boyfriend but you are not gay?
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Not really. They just pretend
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Maurician
Ok there is a problem, I am not getting the email to verify my forum membership, can someone help? And I al;so tried resending it.
Check your junk folder/spam can
Did you just call Seth Rogen and James Franco degenerate? You're dead to me
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
I did, it was my email provider. I've been using the same email for years now, so I don't have a gmail. I got it now.
Yukona
I have a bit of a crush on Franco.
Yukona
He isn't my bf, we just joke around.
^^
If you don't think so, you're no different ;)
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
They're like me and Sul, but instead of being in a relationship, they make-pretend :P
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Aldaur knows he is really in love with me. He's going to marry me one day and I'm going to spend all his money.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
That's fine, Sul tells me really often about how "We're going to have great kids" ;P
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
Aldaur knows I hate them so he's going to have a mistress for that.
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
That's cute u guys are made for each other
Aldaur, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
Somehow, I don't believe Tim will take a mistress ;P
I myself don't really want 'em either, but he does so it's worth considering in the far future.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
https://youtu.be/Pa0EHfr4sOE?t=23
Me right now ^
Nuremgard
#Prenup lol
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Blocked in freedom-land.
The irony is palpitable.
But I hope this isn't the first you've learned of this because it's mentioned pretty often and me and Sul are pretty damn cutesy when we say "Goodbye"
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Prenup applies to what I get in a divorce. But while we're married, what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine. So give me a credit card, preferably the black Centurion one.
Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
I seriously did not know you two were going out until now.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
I just reread your post on the Conf General RP, YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE ANDREALLICS! YOU WROTE ANDRELLICS! ANDRELLICS!
When I get my hands on you THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER DROP OF CORPORATIST BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS!
Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
XD BITE ME
Penguania And Antarctica
Nah but seriously, I'll change it if you want
nah, its funny :P
Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Unless I structure my assets properly and exclude you from my accounts :p
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
You wouldn't do that to your beloved husband would you?
Jaslandia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=22664788 https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=23339073
Penguania And Antarctica
Kal, who do you take me for? If I didn't know by now I'd be as thick as sh*t
Penguania And Antarctica
I skim the RMB a lot so I never saw these.
Penguania And Antarctica
I thought that was all just joking and playing around. Never knew it was so literal.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I take you for someone who gets high very often.
Well, least you know by now ;P
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
He's not high, he's just British.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Same. And I'd like to think of myself as Kal's third-hand-man
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
People here think I smoke way more than I actually do
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Yeah, me and him are pretty sweet for each other :P
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
How did you all miss the extreme homoerotic shift in my personality
smh
Peng is a penguin, Nurem is a Scot, Yuk is half marijuana.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
You were so insistant on not being gay for so long that I stopped assuming you even could be. You pulled a 180 on us all. But anyway, good for you. It's just me, Yuk, Jas, Tse, and Unf (and possibly Ald) in the Straight Male club now.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Post self-deleted by Baxten.
...
I have something terrible to tell you.
Bi really.
Sul has a way of earning love.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Half English. Half Weed. Half Canadian. Half Hockey. *Tokes spliff* if you have two wholes does it make one big whole or four quarter halves
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
It's not terrible. I'm starting to get recollection now. But Flynn will replace my accidental addition of Peng
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
...woah...
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
If it makes you feel better, when Unf first heard, he just bemoaned the fact that Vista called it.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Penguania And Antarctica
*grumbles about crackers excluding the Mexican*
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
And PK! We would never forget about PK!
:)
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Pirate Kingdoms
Hey dudes, I've written a page on Microsoft Word of the first entry in the potential World War 1 RP we could do in the future. Just look it over and let me know if it's too cringey or dumb pl0x
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Magnatronian Front, Winter, 1919
Private First Class Johnathan “Johnny” Hopkins
“For freedom, any man would give his only begotten son.”
Those were the last words my bastard father said to me as he sent me off to the front lines of this hopeless war against the Empire.
He didnÂ’t shed a single a tear when his own flesh and blood was shipped off to basic training. Did he even have a modicum of regret for handing me over the conscription? I canÂ’t imagine he cared at all. Why should he? It was the duty of every hot-blooded Magnatronian to sacrifice life and limb for their homeland. At least, thatÂ’s what my father told me as a young boy.
Now, I canÂ’t remember anything from those days. ItÂ’s all a blur. A hazy daydream thatÂ’s been fading away with every gunshot, every explosion, every mangled, bloodied corpseÂ
As of February 1st, the EmpireÂ’s been shelling our position for about 2 hours. I believe weÂ’ve lost 5 of our own, including our commanding officer. Fortunately, my own unitÂ’s been spared the brunt of the attack. At least, for the time being.
IÂ’m not sure how much longer weÂ’ll last out here. WeÂ’re running low on rations and ammunition, and the next resupply is at least a month out, if it even reaches us at all. The EmpireÂ’s been bombing our shipping routes from above with those new-fangled biplanes.
ItÂ’s a wonder I havenÂ’t been blown apart, shot, stabbed, or suffocated in a cloud of mustard gas. But I know itÂ’s inevitable. If we arenÂ’t killed in the trenches, weÂ’re sure as hell going to be once the Empire overruns the entire country.
What am I even defending? A desert wasteland populated by dirt-scratching miners and cowhands. We were doomed the moment Andromitus set its sights on Magnatronia. ItÂ’s only a matter of time before this pointless war ends, and the Empire takes over whatÂ’s left of the country.
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Aghrabia
Andro, please post something.
Magnatronia
As a nation that borders Magnatronia, pls no war. Kumania doesn't want to have Magnatronian refugees flooding the border due to Magnatronia being most likely obliterated because pretty much every other country in the world including Kumania would be supporting Andy in the war.
Aghrabia, Magnatronia
I like it. Very interesting seeing how New England (you) goes against Gran Colombia (And). That'd be interesting
Magnatronia
Aye yo I'm hella straight too lmao even tho my obsession with my fantastic fluffy hair would make it seem otherwise
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Yea Mag. You have production, but And's got the Panama Canal
Gonna have to go with And on this one.
Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Wait do what now?
Magnatronia
PLEASE
My gay sense is tingling...
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Wanna join the Straight White Males Club?
Youre white, right Yuk...that sounds so racist; it's all about context here.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
And I thought we were besties
ugh, k.
Btw, what did you wanna talk about in the Confederacy General? You said you had something planned for my nation?
I would love to have the Grand Naval Battalion of the old Empire of Andromitus invade your nation, it could add so much depth as to why we hate each other so very, very, very much (lorewise) :D
Aghrabia, Magnatronia
Oh nothing major just the take over the the North American Continent besides Mexico. However, I'd only endorse you if you clean your act up. Also, Kumania's right here, so I'll stop talking
Magnatronia
Yeah! Actually, tbh, you're a cool guy. The only person I actually dislike irl is Kumania and his DAMNED FLUFFY HAIR
jk, ur kool Kumania
Jaslandia, Aghrabia
"Nothing major"
"Just take over the North American Continent"
"Clean your act up"
Jaslandia, Aghrabia
I would also like to point out that that tone ^^^ was of a questioning nature, as in, I hadn't fully read your post and was suggesting I invade you XD. Dude it's like you read my mind!
Magnatronia
I swear to god if anyone even comes near Yukona I'll add a whole new meaning to don't tread on me and chemical warfare
Penguania And Antarctica
Bisch, I gots gunz
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Oh not fellow ITF. They'd be spared
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia
You heard me.
Cutesy.
It should be.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Dude, as long as you lend me some ITF assets, I'd be more than happy to conqu-, I mean... *liberate* the people of North America from their respective governments.
We'll see. I know people call me crazy for wanting you to conquer N. America
http://www.safeharborcpa.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/canada-and-usa-300x300.png
But those borders are sexy af
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica
How erotic
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Kal gets off on Sul, Nurem gets off on Scottish independence, and I get off on good-looking maps and borders. That's just how the world works.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia
And I get off on subjugating my population and ruling with an iron fist
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Exactly. We've all got our things
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
By the way I meant to say flags, not borders. Really both apply
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
It's hard not to ;P
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Give me a son and we will see.
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
Chemical warfare? Filthy primitive.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Magnatronia
How... How have you guys not known me and Kal were, like, a thing? Vista went around being all like "I have created a true CFN Ship!1!!11"
And me and him always spend, like, inordinate amounts of time together. As well as flirt a shiz ton in public. We've done it on the RMB. Now this, this is selective memory or something.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
I have at least forty hours in a private channel with Tim. '
There is some real romance.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
Because there is so much flirting and sexual innuendo on this RMB that your flirting with Kal didn't look out of the ordinary or serious.
Jaslandia, Baxten, Aghrabia, Aldaur, Penguania And Antarctica, Magnatronia
"At least"
Honestly, Kal, I'm pretty sure we probably have a week's worth of hours for the time we've spent together in that channel.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
More like a month.
I mean, it get's pretty serious ;P
Penguania And Antarctica
You both are giving me the dry boke.
Jaslandia, Aghrabia, Penguania And Antarctica
I don't know how to repsond. WTF is a boke?
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica
Aw we know you love it Nur ;p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
It's a Scottish expression. It means you're making me sick.
I know I'm just being bitter.
Penguania And Antarctica
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10139937/2/#new
I also posted on the Confederacy General
Æden Prevail!
IT'S A MIRACLE
Aww, you're just jealous because Kal and I are very happy together.
Also, Kal's very sexy.
Nuremgard, Aghrabia, Vista Major, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Maybe one day, you could join our little clubhouse ;p
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Tim.
The making me of blush.
My god.
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica
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