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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
*evil laugh* Good, goood
Jaslandia, Andromitus, The United Providences Of Perland
Reeee: not 'til the 2nd for me, but hey, graduating :p
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
With any luck, my fellow Scots will vote Yes with me next time.
The United Providences Of Perland
Scotland as an independent state would be cool. I wouldn't mind revisiting Scotland when that happened. Back to my ol' roots.
Nuremgard
Ooohh. You're Scottish? Which means you have a Scottish accent right??
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland
The independent Republic of Scotland in the EU, baby. That's the dream.
The United Providences Of Perland
That usually happens when one lives in Scotland all of one's life, yes.
Glasgow if you want specifics.
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
The EU is dying man, good luck.
I've been told I have a slight mix of a Scottish and English accent.
Jaslandia, Percyton
Congratulations. We are now married. No if ands or butts.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Percyton
Canada didn't make the cut *sniff*
Jaslandia
I disagree. It's closing ranks in the face of Brexit.
Pretty much a Borders/Dumfries & Galloway accent then. They're so south in Scotland they may as well be English.
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland
Ah I'm sorry, I love my snow-Mexican neighbors from the north!
The United Providences Of Perland
I hope you have a large dowry. I'm an expensive spouse to maintain.
Shatap Donkey ya wee onion
Nuremgard, The United Providences Of Perland, The Southern States Of New America
Wow there, how dare you bigot scum (sarcasm)!
Let me put it this way; you want it, I'll buy it.
Nuremgard
Suits me.
Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland, The Southern States Of New America
:,( But...I said I love snow-Mexicans
The United Providences Of Perland
Yay!
Mike Myers is actually a total knobend in real life.
Smh; they're called Snow-North Americans for your information!
Tim says the same of me :P
Nuremgard
Mike Myres has layers
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Mel Gibson's Scottish accent is better.
The United Providences Of Perland
Get out of mah swamp
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton
Ohhhhhh. My bad, my bad. Just as long as you ain't hiding real Mexicans up there. Those guys are baaaad hombres!
The United Providences Of Perland
For the record, despite the confederate undertones of my nation I live in Pennsylvania (not in the the south for anyone not familiar with the states) and I'm quite anti-trump. I'm glad the confederates lost the civil war. I only made this nation cuz it was PERFECT for 96 on the map...but I was one day too late ;-;
The Royal Republic Of Kumania, Jaslandia, The United Providences Of Perland, Percyton, United Continental States
No need to justify yourself. I have 3 other nations; one that's an oppressive, one party state, free market sh!thole. Another that is an oligarchical democracy of the elite which allows slavery and incest. And another which is ran by an autocratic king.
Jaslandia, Percyton
I have another America nation and then I have my, what I consider "main" nation cuz I made it first, which is based in Africa but is run by Nazi's.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Nuremgard is my main nation. I forgot I also have another 2. My own version of Scotland and an Islamic democracy.
Jaslandia
I always find it interesting how people make such abstract batons on here that are in no way influenced by where they live. Unless you are an Islamic person living in Scotland
Jaslandia
Haha, nope. Caucasian atheist. Used to be a fire and brimstone Catholic in my teenage years though.
Jaslandia, The Southern States Of New America
Nice nice
I've been changing between an absolute monarchy and democratic republic in Scotland though. I'm so fickle. I'm keeping it as the latter though. Need to work on increasing political freedoms as they are currently outlawed.
Jaslandia
On my main nation, I somewhat keep switching it around. I just made it a constitutional monarchy and I think it'll stay that way
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
Nuremgard is a constitutional monarchy too. With a very sexy imperial family if I do say so myself.
Jaslandia
I feel like the royal family is based off of you.
Nuremgard
I wish! I'd kill to look like one of my princes.
Are you ginger?
Blonde but my hair has gotten very dark over time.
Not bad. I usually find most blondes and gingers attractive as fuuuukkkk. Actually my friends have taken to calling me "the Nazi" cuz my dream type is blonde hair, blue eyes and well built/muscular body
Nuremgard, Friedensreich, The United Providences Of Perland
Are you gay, or just into muscular women? I don't mean offence nor do I judge, but I'm curious.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Hello, ehh my name is a uh Evgeny and i am into the muscular womens ;)
Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Gay. No offense to muscular women, but I find them weird
Nuremgard, The Vidnoye, The Union Of Yuktobanian Republics, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Oh, same here. I f*cking love the Nordic look. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, muscular body. Hmmm.
Hear, hear.
The Union Of Yuktobanian Republics, Penguania And Antarctica, The Southern States Of New America
I'm bi myself
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica
Same.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Aye. That's cool.
Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in mystery ;)
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
I will say this tho, my friends girlfriend has abs and it really works for her because it's not overwhelming, they're subtle but just pronounced enough to be seen
Nuremgard, The United Providences Of Perland
I hate men that overly muscular though. A finely toned athletic physique will do. Like this.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1102946/thumbs/o-ALEX-PETTYFER-TOPLESS-50-SHADES-OF-GREY-570.jpg?8
I just wanted any excuse to post that.
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The Southern States Of New America
Thats My Policy . Have the Troops Roam the Streets !
Anyone who's excessively muscular I don't find attractive - that's for middle age mothers with a failing marriage to find hot
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, The Southern States Of New America
I'm convinced the guy my psycho cousin is with is using steroids. He's so ugly.
Agreed
[spoiler=Today is May 24 and today are:]
Today is May 24 and today are:
- Aldersgate Day/Wesley Day (Methodism)
- Aviation Maintenance Technician Day
- Battle of Pichincha Day (Ecuador)
- Bermuda Day (Bermuda)
- Brothers Day
- Bulgarian Education and Culture and Slavonic Literature Day (Bulgaria)
- Commonwealth Day (Belize)
- Emergency Medical Services Day
- Emergency Medical Services for Children
- General Election Day (Cayman Islands)
- Independence Day (Eritrea)
- International Women's Day for Peace and Disarmament
- Lubiri Memorial Day (Buganda)
- National Escargot Day (United States)
- National Scavenger Hunt Day (United States)
- Saints Cyril and Methodius Day (Eastern Orthodox Church)
- Yom Yerushalayim or Jerusalem Day (Israel)
- World Schizophrenia Day
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 919 The nobles of Franconia and Saxony elect Henry the Fowler at the Imperial Diet in Fritzlar as king of the East Frankish Kingdom.
- 1218 The Fifth Crusade leaves Acre for Egypt.
- 1276 Magnus Ladulås is crowned King of Sweden in Uppsala Cathedral.
- 1487 The ten-year-old Lambert Simnel is crowned in Christ Church Cathedral, Dublin, Ireland, with the name of Edward VI in a bid to threaten King Henry VII's reign.
- 1595 Nomenclator of Leiden University Library appears, the first printed catalog of an institutional library.
- 1607 100 English settlers disembark in Jamestown, the first English colony in America.
- 1621 The Protestant Union is formally dissolved.
- 1626 Peter Minuit buys Manhattan.
- 1667 The French Royal Army crosses the border into the Spanish Netherlands, starting the War of Devolution opposing France to the Spanish Empire and the Triple Alliance.
- 1689 The English Parliament passes the Act of Toleration protecting dissenting Protestants but excluding Roman Catholics.
- 1738 John Wesley is converted, essentially launching the Methodist movement; the day is celebrated annually by Methodists as Aldersgate Day and a church service is generally held on the preceding Sunday.
- 1798 The Irish Rebellion of 1798 led by the United Irishmen against British rule begins.
- 1813 South American independence leader Simón Bolívar enters Mérida, leading the invasion of Venezuela, and is proclaimed El Libertador ("The Liberator").
- 1822 Battle of Pichincha: Antonio José de Sucre secures the independence of the Presidency of Quito.
- 1830 "Mary Had a Little Lamb" by Sarah Josepha Hale is published.
- 1832 The First Kingdom of Greece is declared in the London Conference.
- 1844 Samuel Morse sends the message "What hath God wrought" (a biblical quotation, Numbers 23:23) from the Old Supreme Court Chamber in the United States Capitol to his assistant, Alfred Vail, in Baltimore, Maryland, to inaugurate a commercial telegraph line between Baltimore and Washington D.C.
- 1856 John Brown and his men kill five slavery supporters at Pottawatomie Creek, Kansas.
- 1861 American Civil War: Union troops occupy Alexandria, Virginia.
- 1883 The Brooklyn Bridge in New York City is opened to traffic after 14 years of construction.
- 1900 Second Boer War: The United Kingdom annexes the Orange Free State.
- 1915 World War I: Italy declares war on Austria-Hungary, joining the conflict on the side of the Allies.
- 1930 Amy Johnson lands in Darwin, Northern Territory, becoming the first woman to fly solo from England to Australia (she left on May 5 for the 11,000 mile flight).
- 1935 The first night game in Major League Baseball history is played in Cincinnati, Ohio, with the Cincinnati Reds beating the Philadelphia Phillies 21 at Crosley Field.
- 1940 Igor Sikorsky performs the first successful single-rotor helicopter flight.
- 1940 Acting on the orders of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin, NKVD agent Iosif Grigulevich orchestrates an unsuccessful assassination attempt on exiled Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky in Coyoacán, Mexico.
- 1941 World War II: In the Battle of the Atlantic, the German Battleship Bismarck sinks then-pride of the Royal Navy, HMS Hood, killing all but three crewmen.
- 1948 ArabIsraeli War: Egypt captures the Israeli kibbutz of Yad Mordechai, but the five-day effort gives Israeli forces time to prepare enough to stop the Egyptian advance a week later.
- 1956 The first Eurovision Song Contest is held in Lugano, Switzerland.
- 1958 United Press International is formed through a merger of the United Press and the International News Service.
- 1960 Following the 1960 Valdivia earthquake, the largest ever recorded earthquake, Cordón Caulle begins to erupt.
- 1961 American civil rights movement: Freedom Riders are arrested in Jackson, Mississippi, for "disturbing the peace" after disembarking from their bus.
- 1961 Cyprus joins the Council of Europe.
- 1962 Project Mercury: American astronaut Scott Carpenter orbits the Earth three times in the Aurora 7 space capsule.
- 1967 Egypt imposes a blockade and siege of the Red Sea coast of Israel.
- 1976 The Judgment of Paris takes place in France, launching California as a worldwide force in the production of quality wine.
- 1981 Ecuadorian president Jaime Roldós Aguilera, his wife, and his presidential committee die in an aircraft accident while travelling from Quito to Zapotillo minutes after the president gave a famous speech regarding the 24 de mayo anniversary of the Battle of Pichincha.
- 1982 Liberation of Khorramshahr: Iranians recapture of the port city of Khorramshahr from the Iraqis during the IranIraq War.
- 1988 Section 28 of the United Kingdom's Local Government Act 1988, a controversial amendment stating that a local authority cannot intentionally promote homosexuality, is enacted.
- 1991 Israel conducts Operation Solomon, evacuating Ethiopian Jews to Israel.
- 1992 The last Thai dictator, General Suchinda Kraprayoon, resigns following pro-democracy protests.
- 1992 The ethnic cleansing in Kozarac, Bosnia and Herzegovina begins when Serbian militia and police forces enter the town.
- 1993 Eritrea gains its independence from Ethiopia.
- 1994 Four men convicted of bombing the World Trade Center in New York in 1993 are each sentenced to 240 years in prison.
- 1999 The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia in The Hague, Netherlands indicts Slobodan Miloević and four others for war crimes and crimes against humanity committed in Kosovo.
- 2000 Israeli troops withdraw from southern Lebanon after 22 years of occupation.
- 2001 Mountaineering: Temba Tsheri, a 16-year-old Sherpa, becomes the youngest person to climb to the top of Mount Everest.
- 2002 Russia and the United States sign the Moscow Treaty.
- 2014 A 6.4 magnitude earthquake occurs in the Aegean Sea between Greece and Turkey, injuring 324 people.
- 2014 At least three people are killed in a shooting at Brussels' Jewish Museum of Belgium.
- 2017 Constitutional Court in Taiwan ruled recognition for same-sex couples to marry.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1671 Gian Gastone de' Medici, Grand Duke of Tuscany
- 1686 Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, Polish-German physicist and engineer, developed the Fahrenheit scale
- 1819 Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom
- 1899 Suzanne Lenglen, French tennis player
- 1905 Mikhail Sholokhov, Russian novelist and short story writer, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1914 Lilli Palmer, German-American actress
- 1940 Joseph Brodsky, Russian-American poet and essayist, Nobel Prize laureate
- 1941 Bob Dylan, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, artist, writer, and producer; Nobel Prize laureate
- 1945 Priscilla Presley, American actress and businesswoman
- 1963 Michael Chabon, American novelist, short story writer, and screenwriter
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Quote of the day
If you do not think about your future, you cannot have one.
- John Galsworthy -
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Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Continental Commonwealths, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona, Magnatronia, Percyton
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/fe/d7/2ffed7944dc88b75684069c4627ab6e3.jpg
He's not muscular but damn he is hot. And he's Aussie. Aussie men always get extra points from me.
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello everyone, I will be more active for the next couple of moths on NS. I just finished my school year and have more time on my hands.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland, Yukona, Percyton
Noice
Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Solla Ultima
It says "access denied"
Penguania And Antarctica, The United Providences Of Perland
Sums up my love life aghahahahahhajahdbahhahahakillmepleaseagahhababa ahhaha
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, The Southern States Of New America
Damn, really?
https://www.kino.de/wp-content/gallery/x/a/xavier-samuel/tage-am-strand-xavier-samuel-10-rcm0x1920u.jpg
Try that one.
You and me both.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
His body is hot but his face doesn't really do anything for me
I think he's really handsome. I love his lips and square jawline.
Trying to decide if you're bi, gay or just have an appreciation for male anatomy
Gay all the way, babe.
The Southern States Of New America
Gay, blond, thick accent. Almost like a dream come true.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia
You wouldn't say that if you saw me.
You're too hard on yourself. No matter what, you'll always be attractive to someone. Plus looks aren't everything.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
Thank you.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton, The Southern States Of New America
Anytime hun
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
Aww shucks. *blushes*
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton, The Southern States Of New America
See, you can be cute
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
And to think we started off arguing.
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton, The Southern States Of New America
I started off my friendship with my closest friend in a fist fight. Now he's like a brother to me.
Nuremgard, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, Percyton
OhmygodthisissoadorableIcan'tbreath
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
That's kinda awesome lol
It was a few years back. I called his girlfriend a whore.... understandably he reacted. We fought, later that night I got his number, texted to say I was sorry. He apologized too and we went from there.
Nuremgard
Aww.
Why did you call her a whore? lol
Penguania And Antarctica
It was my first time hanging out with the guy and he made some comment that pissed me off. I forget what it was but that was my response.
Nuremgard
Do you want to continue this conversation somewhere else so we don't flood the RMB lol
Merlinton, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
And the rest is history.
Sure thing. TG me if you like.
Penguania And Antarctica
I don't think an Ariana Grande concert is exactly fun and enjoyable....
Nuremgard
Ooh, kitty can scratch.
Penguania And Antarctica
The people that went would disagree
Merlinton, Nuremgard
If you're a twelve-year-old who paid $150 or more to see your favorite singer perform live, it should have been the highlight of your year instead of the greatest tragedy you will most likely ever witness.
Nuremgard, Jaslandia, The Vidnoye, Magnatronia
See, I'm a similar way.
I like blue eyes, gingers, and a thin to a little muscular build. My bf is brown haired and really thin (but strangely built up), but his blue eyes can pierce anyone's feckin' soul.
Nuremgard, Penguania And Antarctica, The Southern States Of New America
There was some good that came out of it.... she cancelled her tour!
That's dark, man.
Well...I'm jealous.
Penguania And Antarctica
Comedy = tragedy + some time, and comedy is the best medicine, yeah?
Too dark to be funny.
Jaslandia
I dunno, man. Too soon.
Jaslandia, Kalaron
I'm usually never awkward about looking at people as I talk to them, but with him, I'm always afraid to look into those eyes of his.
Nuremgard
Eyes like these?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z_xQQapRfjg/ViAziUOQzbI/AAAAAAABnsg/qVmJV5tebG0/s1600/pdc_nicholashoult.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g45T6kQFVZE/UIUw_Qs5FGI/AAAAAAAAEf0/1Toc0XeNipo/s1600/Nicholas+Hoult_3.jpg
I'm the exact opposite. Eye contact has always been something I've struggled with.
Penguania And Antarctica
Nah, there's no such thing in my mind. This guy back in TNI made a joke about the Pulse shooting the day it happened- while I, the only lgbt guy in the region- should have been offended, it was actually very funny. It all depends on how you react; the joke itself is not too soon, it's just too soon for you.
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