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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Ye. I'm socialist. I have an idea that could make both your nation in SE China and mine in Eastern China economic powerhouses. TG?
With people on the internet? That's just bizarre. Every time I log onto Discord I chant my social insurance number three times like a Gregorian monk.
Andromitus, Yukona
I have different personas. My irl personality, the real me, is that of a people person. On here, I'm totally different. Mainly because of the bad experiences I've had in the past with putting too much trust into people's loyalty.
no, those rights go to the rats that live up there. You will have fettered access
I freely give out my village of just 2,500 people quite often; but that's not much of a big deal. Once I started using Reddit I realised the internet was equally a big and small space, and scary people were just a few letters on a screen away, it's weird (look at /u/CarlHProgramming IIRC)
Aiight, Buffalo Bill. I'll be sure to put the lotion back in the basket when I'm locked in your attic
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Is this some sort of sexual innuendo?
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, United Continental States
You bet CC's lotioned hands it is
The Silver Bloods, Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, United Continental States
Our ideology is basically let us sovereign nations do whatever the frickity frack we want and don't infringe on our sovereignty bruhhhh
The Empire Of Handland, Peoples Liberation Republic, Mauricil
Your CROSS too?
Mauricil
I thought it was obvious lol
The Empire Of Handland
Is there some sort of manifesto or charter for CROSS yet?
I am developing it.
Mauricil
I eagerly wait for it's debut. Though my own membership is unlikely, it does seem to have some sympathies in familiar with me.
Gays' skin care consists wholly of body glitter and last night's jizz
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I will let you know when it is done
No wonder my skin is so soft and healthy....
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vista Major, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Silence of the Lambs. There wasn't anything sexy about that guy making suits out of
Peoples' skin.
The Silver Bloods, The Empire Of Handland, Vista Major
Hey, don't judge. Gosh
The Empire Of Handland, Vista Major
I mean, everyones got their own taste's CC; way to be inclusive (ಠ_ಠ)
Vista Major, Yukona
I'm sure he got some pleasure out of it. Most serial killers do.
Vista Major, Yukona
[spoiler=Today is June 14 and today are:]
Today is June 14 and today are:
- Baltic Freedom Day (United States)
- Day of Memory for Repressed People (Armenia)
- Flag Day (United States)
- Freedom Day (Malawi)
- International Bath Day
- Liberation Day (Falkland Islands, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands)
- Mourning and Commemoration Day or Leinapäev (Estonia)
- Mourning and Hope Day (Lithuania)
- National Bourbon Day (United States)
- National Pop Goes the Weasel Day (United States)
- National Strawberry Shortcake Day (United States)
- World Blood Donor Day
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[spoiler=This day in history:]
This day in history:
- 1158 Munich is founded by Henry the Lion on the banks of the river Isar.
- 1216 First Barons' War: Prince Louis of France captures the city of Winchester and soon conquers over half of the Kingdom of England.
- 1276 While taking exile in Fuzhou in southern China, away from the advancing Mongol invaders, the remnants of the Song dynasty court hold the coronation ceremony for the young prince Zhao Shi, making him Emperor Duanzong.
- 1285 Second Mongol invasion of Vietnam: Forces led by Prince Trần Quang Khải of the Trần dynasty destroy most of the invading Mongol naval fleet in a battle at Chuong Duong.
- 1287 Kublai Khan defeats the force of Nayan and other traditionalist Borjigin princes in East Mongolia and Manchuria.
- 1381 Richard II of England meets leaders of Peasants' Revolt on Blackheath. The Tower of London is stormed by rebels who enter without resistance.
- 1404 Welsh rebel leader Owain Glyndŵr, having declared himself Prince of Wales, allies himself with the French against King Henry IV of England.
- 1618 Joris Veseler prints the first Dutch newspaper Courante uyt Italien, Duytslandt, &c. in Amsterdam (approximate date).
- 1645 English Civil War: Battle of Naseby: Twelve thousand Royalist forces are beaten by 15,000 Parliamentarian soldiers.
- 1667 The Raid on the Medway by the Dutch fleet in the Second Anglo-Dutch War ends. It had lasted for five days and resulted in the worst ever defeat of the Royal Navy.
- 1690 King William III of England (William of Orange) lands in Ireland to confront the former King James II.
- 1775 American Revolutionary War: the Continental Army is established by the Continental Congress, marking the birth of the United States Army.
- 1777 The Stars and Stripes is adopted by Congress as the Flag of the United States.
- 1789 Mutiny on the Bounty: HMS Bounty mutiny survivors including Captain William Bligh and 18 others reach Timor after a nearly 7,400 km (4,600 mi) journey in an open boat.
- 1800 The French Army of First Consul Napoleon Bonaparte defeats the Austrians at the Battle of Marengo in Northern Italy and re-conquers Italy.
- 1807 Emperor Napoleon's French Grande Armée defeats the Russian Army at the Battle of Friedland in Poland (modern Russian Kaliningrad Oblast) ending the War of the Fourth Coalition.
- 1821 Badi VII, king of Sennar, surrenders his throne and realm to Isma'il Pasha, general of the Ottoman Empire, ending the existence of that Sudanese kingdom.
- 1822 Charles Babbage proposes a difference engine in a paper to the Royal Astronomical Society entitled "Note on the application of machinery to the computation of astronomical and mathematical tables".
- 1830 Beginning of the French colonization of Algeria: Thirty-four thousand French soldiers begin their invasion of Algiers, landing 27 kilometers west at Sidi Fredj.
- 1839 Henley Royal Regatta: the village of Henley-on-Thames, on the River Thames in Oxfordshire, stages its first regatta.
- 1846 Bear Flag Revolt begins: Anglo settlers in Sonoma, California, start a rebellion against Mexico and proclaim the California Republic.
- 1863 American Civil War: Second Battle of Winchester: A Union garrison is defeated by the Army of Northern Virginia in the Shenandoah Valley town of Winchester, Virginia.
- 1863 Second Assault on the Confederate works at the Siege of Port Hudson during the American Civil War.
- 1872 Trade unions are legalized in Canada.
- 1900 Hawaii becomes a United States territory.
- 1900 The Reichstag approves a second law that allows the expansion of the German navy.
- 1907 Norway grants women the right to vote.
- 1919 John Alcock and Arthur Whitten Brown depart from St. John's, Newfoundland on the first nonstop transatlantic flight.
- 1926 Brazil leaves the League of Nations
- 1937 Pennsylvania becomes the first (and only) state of the United States to celebrate Flag Day officially as a state holiday.
- 1937 U.S. House of Representatives passes the Marihuana Tax Act.
- 1940 World War II: As part of Germany's Fall Rot, Paris is occupied and Allied forces retreat.
- 1940 The Soviet Union presents an ultimatum to Lithuania resulting in Lithuanian loss of independence.
- 1940 Seven hundred twenty-eight Polish political prisoners from Tarnów become the first inmates of the Auschwitz concentration camp.
- 1941 June deportation: the first major wave of Soviet mass deportations and murder of Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians, begins.
- 1944 World War II: After several failed attempts, the British Army abandons Operation Perch, its plan to capture the German-occupied town of Caen.
- 1945 World War II: Filipino troops of the 15th, 66th and 121st Infantry Regiment, Philippine Commonwealth Army, USAFIP-NL liberate the captured in Ilocos Sur and start the Battle of Bessang Pass in Northern Luzon.
- 1949 Albert II, a rhesus monkey, rides a V-2 rocket to an altitude of 134 km (83 mi), thereby becoming the first monkey in space.
- 1951 UNIVAC I is dedicated by the U.S. Census Bureau.
- 1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs a bill into law that places the words "under God" into the United States Pledge of Allegiance.
- 1955 Chile becomes a signatory to the Buenos Aires copyright treaty.
- 1959 Disneyland Monorail System, the first daily operating monorail system in the Western Hemisphere, opens to the public in Anaheim, California.
- 1959 A group of Dominican exiles depart from Cuba and land in the Dominican Republic with the intent of overthrowing the totalitarian government of Rafael Trujillo. All but four are killed or executed.
- 1962 The European Space Research Organisation is established in Paris later becoming the European Space Agency.
- 1966 The Vatican announces the abolition of the Index Librorum Prohibitorum ("index of prohibited books"), which was originally instituted in 1557.
- 1967 Mariner program: Mariner 5 is launched towards Venus.
- 1967 China tests its first hydrogen bomb.
- 1982 Falklands War: Argentine forces in the capital Stanley conditionally surrender to British forces.
- 1986 The Mindbender derails and kills three riders at Galaxyland.
- 1994 The 1994 Vancouver Stanley Cup riot occurs after the New York Rangers win the Stanley Cup from Vancouver, causing an estimated C$1.1 million, leading to 200 arrests and injuries.
- 2002 Near-Earth asteroid 2002 MN misses the Earth by 75,000 miles (121,000 km), about one-third of the distance between the Earth and the Moon.
- 2014 A Ukraine military Ilyushin Il-76 airlifter is shot down, killing all 49 people on board.
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[spoiler=Famous Birthdays:]
Famous Birthdays:
- 1736 Charles-Augustin de Coulomb, French physicist and engineer
- 1811 Harriet Beecher Stowe, American author and activist
- 1864 Alois Alzheimer, German psychiatrist and neuropathologist
- 1868 Karl Landsteiner, Austrian biologist and physician, Nobel Prize laureate, distinguished the main blood groups
- 1928 Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Argentinian-Cuban physician, author, guerrilla leader and politician
- 1946 Donald Trump, American businessman, television personality and 45th President of the United States
- 1950 Rowan Williams, Welsh archbishop and theologian
- 1961 Boy George, English singer-songwriter and producer
- 1969 Steffi Graf, German tennis player
- 1982 Lang Lang, Chinese pianist
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Quote of the day
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas A. Edison -
Note: Penguania_And_Antarctica assumes no responsibility or guarantee for correctness of any given information. Any recourse to courts of law is excluded.
Vista Major, Andromitus, Oelesa, Kalaron, Yukona, Mauricil
Post by Mauricil suppressed by a moderator.
Yes, happy birthday Che Guevara.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Anyway, lil ole Fried is mortified. He just got out of a medical trial, and the guy interviewing him was down right gorgeous.
Vista Major, Oelesa, Yukona
Well gee, forgive my intolerance, guys!
Baxten, Vista Major, Andromitus, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
vile racist
Vista Major, Andromitus, Oelesa
Feckin' bigot. I swear on me mum
Vista Major, Andromitus, Oelesa
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/874730646521950209
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875086449569394692
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875087146788564997
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, United Continental States, Mauricil
NOTICE:
The United Kingdom will be constructing naval military bases in it's Pitcairn Islands and a heavily armed one in Hanga Roa.
Naval patrols are soon to be launched all along the South Pacific Ocean and all the way to the Arabian Sea close to the Gulf of Aden.
For many years now, the military has been preparing for war situations and watch and patrol situations and it's power is now to be put to test.
End of an official worldwide notice.
Oelesa
Statement #10 from the National People's Congress of the People's Republic of Friedensreich, Foreign Affairs Committee:
"We, the collected and elected experts of international relations within the Chinese Republic of Friedensreich, would like to remind the Kingdom in Australia of the existence of the concept of international waters. Under any rational claim by a sovereign state, sovereign waters end at precisely 200 nautical miles off the coast.
Therefore, the People's Republic shall not recognize such a provocative, irrational, and unrealistic claim."
Oelesa, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Continental States
The Kingdom's Navy will make sure that 200 nautical miles won't be breached. You have the parliaments guarantee of that.
Oelesa
Honestly, while it's completely illogical, it's quite likely this is what Lat was referring to when he talked about "secret" bases. So long as vessels tread trade routes peacefully* they should be fully allowed to traverse as they please.
*: Unless attacked.
Like Tserra respect the international trading routes by blocking the passage to the Mediterranean?
I have no involvement there, Lat. As you can no doubt see, I have already recused myself from RP due to the flaws that have been recently exacerbated. Furthermore, it is wholly within Tse's ability to deny people usage of a canal he explicitly owns, you do not own that area whatsoever.
Oh you're not? So Concord is really run without you? Lol that I wouldn't had expected.
Well Tse does have that right for now.
Peoples Liberation Republic, Oelesa
Neither I nor Concord have any right to demand something of our members. What Tserra decides to do is his right as a person and is certainly not a demand on anyone's part. How you have confused Concord with the false image CROSS loves is something I honestly will not understand, and it is immaterial to the conversation. I offer advice on viability and give my wares, but Concord has never been "Run" by a specific person.
He will likely retain that right, but I have no care to discuss that with you.
We will not.
Nor do I
LATEST NEWS FROM THE UK:
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875086449569394692
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875087146788564997
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875111731823030272
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875114357100773378
Ludania, Peoples Liberation Republic
Latest article:
Latrovia ready to increase it's presence in AFRICA and aid the local community. The UK preparing to increase it's military presence as well!
https://twitter.com/ukl_gov/status/875117244069679104
I'll be damned if I have to step on egg shells to conduct my own trade.
Claiming the South Pacific and Indian Ocean in its entirety is ridiculous, and is extremely provocative. Australian waters do not extend further than 200 nautical miles in any direction, end of question.
If you have any questions I will be glad to answer to them in private. End of the conversation.
Mauricil
More information would be great. How far north and west are you claiming?
Mauricil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
Friedensreich, Yukona
The official twitter of the PLR under the auspice of the Minister of Public Relations:
https://twitter.com/LiberationRep
Mauricil
[Spoiler=[nation=Latrovia]]
"Friedensreich orders are rejected and condemned. The United Kingdom will increase it's international presence in international waters and that is despite Friedenreich accepts or rejects our decision. Our passing through international waters will not however affect any trading route."
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IC:
Believing that Australian claims of policing international waters are illegal and unethical, they will therefore be ignored. Until the tyrannical monarchy in Australia realizes this, the People's Republic will pass sanctions on all Australian exports into the nation and will be closing its embassy in Beijing effective immediately.
Yukona
Oh my if it isn't the first major post in the RP! http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10215821/1/?x=0#post10015902
Magnatronia, Mauricil
Goddamn dude, talk about overcomplicated. I mean, I like how much detail you put into it, but so many terms and phrases I can't even keep up XD
Can you sum up what your moves are for our sake? I'll do that same if anything.
Merlinton
Essentially; External allied forces are coming to my aid and are arriving in 9 hours, 2 days, and 6 days respectively on the pacific side. We noted the PLRK fleet heading to the Caribbean and estimated its arrival within 9-10 days; Panama city was evacuated and my defense force land garrison has moved into position within the city; Strike centers along the western coast have been mobilized and are ready to fire; the Navy and Airforce were scrambled over the Panama Gulf.
Then I ended it with a set of 40 aircraft launching a surprise SeaRAM attack on the Fleet; SeaRAM being sea skipping missiles so there was literally no way apart from the first attack that he could have responded in time. First attack meaning his jets in the air could have given a potential air warning ([nation=short]kalaron[/nation] I think?) and aided against the initial barrage. Essentially, his fleet is still there, but it was slowed significantly, all or a majority of the aerial planes were wiped and the planes still on the Carrier were targeted and we've halted its ability to launch more as it need minor repairs. I'd assume several of his ships were either A) Sunk, B) Damaged and have to return to a port for repairs, C) now have to reformate to defend against any more attacks while the rest of the fleet repairs etc etc etc.
The whole raid was essentially done to slow him down by several hours, maybe even a day, and give my troops enough time to properly mobilize and in turn to cull his aerial and naval abilities by a satisfactory amount.
Peoples Liberation Republic, Magnatronia, Mauricil
Thanks dude! I appreciate that!
Are you getting involved as well?
Hold up, I just want to ask if its B.S that Handlandian troops, 180,000 land troops in all, can move from Argentina to Southern Colombia, across the land, in 18 hours? Not including the fact that he got my demonym wrong, its Andrealls dingus.
[spoiler]Gentlemen, the Andromitans are at war with the Mauricians. This is the perfect time to strike. Our troops should arrive there in 18 hours. I want 180,000 to move out now. We will go through Bolivia and part of our ally Merlinton to get there the quickest. In those 18 hours, I want area our troops will be arriving in to be razed. Bomb the place out including all major cities. Napalm the jungle. They will be arriving in the tail of Amazonas. We will take that area first and advance north through there and drive to the capital. I want 200 paratroops dropped in Leticia to secure ourselves an outpost. The paratroops should arrive within 6 hours. They will be able to direct air strikes and prepare for the arrival of the main force. Get to it."[/spoiler]
I mean, I can see Paratroops getting their quicker, but no formal declaration of war? Seriously nothing? Just a nice and dandy invasion from the land?
Not to mention the fact that literally every military system on my nations soil is going to be active at this time so a suprise attack like that is completely absurd, I would have been alerted to you the moment you began to mobilize...oh yea, you never even made a post about mobilization...
I believe we all did in the other RP region. Also, the largest invasion force ever was 1.5 million troops. Also, who said it was a surprise attack? I can add more time if you'd like, but no one ever said it was a surprise.
The planes could have, though their help would have been minimal.
Frankly, Maur would either need a Tender vessals to go help his fleet or bring them back to port, you don't want wounded ships out in battle.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fµckin', fµcking TCADS is invading me! Oh my god thats hilarious! This little boi out in the Middle east is just hucking people out on boats and sending them over here! Holy mother of GOD thats beautiful!
Merlinton, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica
I had heard there was a cap to military personnel numbers. Like.... as the most populous nation in the world, I think it would be easy to assume (especially given my government's strong hardline and ideologically imperialist policies) that we'd have more than just a measly 1.5 million.
Flight time from Bogota to Asuncion is 5 hours. The driving mileage is 2337 miles.
And don't forget I still have viper agents but yes for once in our lives we are actually going to go to war. Not just an Insurrection but all out War!
Your moving land troops, tanks, guns; Zedelia is a freaking wasteland there is no way your'e getting an actual army to Andromitus in 18 hours
Yeah. The military cap in this region is 1.5. I have mine at 1.4. Largest military movement in history was 1.5 million soviets invading Manchuria. So basically you can have the size of the Soviet invasion of Manchuria as your military.
Tsk tsk tsk. Way to keep it realistic..... the PLA has 2.285 million.
Oh, and a certain plan to unite the majority of China is underway. So.... yeah. More peepul and monies.
Ok I'll change it to 48 hours. 2337 miles(and that's between Asuncion and Bogota, not where I'm starting and going) to go and if everyone is going about 55 miles an hour, then that's 42 hours. With having to refuel and swap drivers and do quick checks, I'll add 6 hours total. Can we RP now or no?
Yeah, I'm keeping my military numbers "realistic" as a nationalistic dictatorship.
Friedensreich, Mauricil
An address from Queen Emily! http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10166967/1/#new
Merlinton
Ah, our daily reminder that Fried wants all of China. And a checkmark for June 14th!
Merlinton, Friedensreich
....Nah. Yuk and I are talking about uniting into a federation of sorts.
Yukona
The Vistonian Times (Article #1)
[I]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=738800[/I]
Oelesa
Do something about it. Andy's Canal has been attacked. I am taking reasonable precautions in the face of what could potentially be an imminent attack on my Canal.
I will have that right forever. I would sooner fill the Suez Canal back in than give it up.
http://s15.zetaboards.com/COFN/topic/10215821/1/#new
Hey guys, I gotta post even if the RP's not going anywhere. It's my duty as AEndy's nemesis, you know? And yes, Kal, if there's anything wrong with the military aspects, lemme know and I'll change it. But tell me *nicely*. I can take a hint.
Merlinton, Andromitus
In fact I have one of the biggest populations in the game, Guangdong, Hong Kong, Macau and Taipei. As Fried said, although initially rocky were on our way to establish a union to create Super China!
Well dont get me wrong, but blocking international trade just because you fear that you might be attacked, yeah I am not buying that.
Unless you allow nations to pass freely and trade then I guess that economical measures will be taken.
Greetings people, it's Interstellar.
Vista Major, Andromitus, Oelesa, Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra
Economical measures like what? You will embargo me? You realize then that all you would be doing is blockading a trade route that is literally already blockaded? You want me to open the canal correct? I closed it due to a perceived threat. So...you threaten me. Yeah great incentive to open it back up. Genius.
The Suez Canal is not now, and never has been a right, its usage is a privilege. There are other routes that can be taken. Use those. My allies still have access. I can open the canal to them, and will if they need it. However I will not reopen the canal to general usage until the current crisis is averted, and I can get assurance that no attack will take place upon me. If the world wants free unfettered access perhaps it should recognize general Tserran isolationism, and neutrality. Which believe it or not we are neutral. We will help our allies if called to. We may occasionally go on an adventure, like with the thing with Al Qarn. However we have no designs on international territory. We prefer the status quo.
So respectfully Lat. Get Rekt. We will defend the canal against any and all attacks. We will weather your threats. Do what you must, but keep this threat in mind. We are a childish, and spiteful people. We will destroy this canal beyond repair if we must. We will destroy ourselves just to deny our enemy the satisfaction. *Points to a random patch of Tserran desert.* Lo and behold Lat. This is the field where I grow my fvcks. As you can see it is barren. No fvcks were grown this day.
Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Nice to see you :D
Penguania And Antarctica
Tse gives my raspy breathing a bit more time with every word he posts that extrudes sass.
I will live forever.
I mean, in the first five seconds you didn't jump on the suicidal water ride that Maur and PLR did. That's pretty nice.
Really, the only problem is that it's talking about some outdated tech (AA-guns, for example, rather than SAM) and those Tanks and APCs are going up against the AMBT.
It's a bit like a "Lion Of Babylon vs M1A2SEPV++++" where the M1A2 comes out with fire coming out of it's mouth and the heart of it's enemy awkwardly placed on the turret.
Merlinton, Magnatronia
I'll fund this unification
Mauricil
IM NOT EVEN THERE YET NOR HAVE I POSTED INVOLVEMENT. don't use me to prove your points if I haven't done anything. My fleet hasn't even arrived
Mauricil
One: please don't use excessive caps.
Two: Your fleet is going there, and a sea action is dumb. I'll use you as an example if I want since the current course of action (invade Andy by the sea) is stupid for a number of reasons. If you change your course, I'll note it.
I'll use what I want boy
Merlinton, Mauricil
OK? Don't know why you're calling me boy though.
None the less, my point stands.
Merlinton
This RMB needs some posit-ivit-y!
Anyway, I'm in love with that post. Almost done reading it.... at the declaration of war part.
Penguania And Antarctica
Hello there
Penguania And Antarctica, Mauricil
Hello Vista Major.
Mauricil
Hey [nation=short]Nuremgard[/nation], how are you?
Get your computer back yet?
Penguania And Antarctica
Morning
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=midland_odiaba/detail=factbook/id=840157
Not yet. Still stuck on phone. I am ok, just been busy. How are you?
Merlinton, Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
I'm doing alright, tired and waiting for the end of the year so me and Tim could be super lovey-dovy.
You probably don't want three different tanks, especially since two accept a different caliber from the third and all will be part intensive.
Also, the M1A3 and T-14 are a different generation than the T-90, unless you have the M1A2 instead where you instead have two older tanks that both cost a lot and a third tank that cost even more.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona
Post self-deleted by Andromitus.
Oh my god! An actual post with literal substance! One that understands how time works? One that is not a steaming pile of shít served on a platter made of Kongolese gold? I thin..I...I think I have a tear coming to my eye :0
Hey Int :D
I still like how a nation like myself spends a solid year steadily tailoring Gran Colombia into the nation I want and certain people just jump in and are like "I have the ability to invade a nation an entire ocean away and fund military expeditions all over Africa and regardless of the fact that I'm located on potentially one of the least developed continents on the planet and an RP proxy war between two objectively larger powers rocked my capital and primary port city a mere 3 years ago!"
[spoiler=Texan War Update] Also to everyone but primarily PLR, [nation=short]mauricil[/nation], [nation=short]The_Royal_Republic_of_Kumania[/nation], [nation=short]The_Empire_of_Handland[/nation], After much due consideration I will be un-suspending the Texan War RP in a few days, however I will not recognize literally anything TCADS posts due to the basic inability to understand basic math such as Distance and Math. Also, I will be giving Everyone about a two days worth of time to turn your little micro-posts into something of actual substance, ala [nation=short]magnatronia[/nation]'s post or literally anything that could provide details to your actions so as to provide accountability on your parts, look at what I wrote, then look at your posts, if you hadn't noticed theres a slight, blink and you'll miss it difference. Handlands is more or less fine but I'm going to end up bombing the actual living cräp out of them on their way over with everything I could possibly hope for so I need things such as how your getting up here, specifics of your forces, later wave touchdowns, I see your initial wave getting here in 2 days that we agreed on (primarily because I was still distraut at TCADS inability to understand logic but we decided and its not fair to go back on it now) but when are the other waves coming? I mean, dude I posted things as in detail as flight formations and you just said, they'll get there and this will happen. Not a soul in the world can respond to that with substance.
For you naval buddies, you know how you are cough cough mau, learn how basic math works, you had 2h 30min to reach the harbor not including the repairs to ships, reconfiguration, and transporting that big, sassy, carrier of yours, the very least you could do is say your bombarding the non-evacuated cities along the gulf of the Horn because as you so clearly saw in the most likely hour that it took you to help fix your forces that don't need to go into port, and thats giving you generous amounts of time btw, I would have totally readied the entire Emerald Bay as you saw in the Diagram I so generously provided and your fleet(s) simply wouldn't have been just sitting there for an hour without;
A) Being hit by another longer ranged SeaRAM attack
B) the second you passed the gulf Air superiority would have been battering the living heck outta you
C) Those 2 submarines I OOC told everyone about would have targeted your larger boats.
Besides the fact that you still to travel another hour, not 1h 30min, oh and the fact that your sending a micro-force to Ecuador, which'd be another few hours away. Especially as its now a tiny fleet at this point which I'm literally going to blow out of the water with systems over the Andes Which I posted in my post; You see Mau, when I play timekeeper and literally document my motions to the second, its hard to get away with jump-posts like that. Didn't you say you've been RP'ing for several years? I mean, thats just pathetic for an RP "veteran" :-/
Oh, and a warning to [nation=short]the_royal_republic_of_kumania[/nation], I'm going to be sending you a boatload of anti-magnatronian anti-war crahap into your nation, because as you so brilliantly put on Discord, your people are going to be freaking pissed at "Queen Emily" for the false socialist that she really is, alongside working hand in hand against an old ally with a nation that you've treated like North Korea, with a demilitarized zone 50 times as long, for literal decades. So if you could go ahead and be realistic on that front because I doubt your people hate me enough that they'ed ally with Magnatronia; Prepare for a real socialist revolution![/spoiler]
So, tl;dr for that spoiler, I'm going to play on the Texan War in a few days, going to be ignoring every post that TCADS makes or that regards to him and his characters, I those few days I'm encouraging everyone (except Mags, mags was a good post) to rewrite their posts to make them better, if you want to see what I mean read the above. I don't expect the best written thing on this planet, but I at least expect you to not try and get away with ignoring basic math when your playing with someone who actually documented the seconds in his post.
See you in the war in about 3-4 business days :D
Merlinton, Kalaron, Yukona
Post by Mauricil suppressed by a moderator.
Nah dude. Sh*t posting is one of the three scourges of RP on NS.
Penguania And Antarctica, Yukona, United Continental States, Mauricil
I'll fix it at some point but I wrote it last night quickly because I have a lot going on. Military life is just the greatest. Lol. I got a lot to do so I will add when I can, but it may just be little by little.
Yukona
I also just want to say that if your bombing are something like I lose half my army by the time I reach your borders then that's just bs. Don't go overkill with the bombings.
Mauricil
It really is. I'm talking to Bax about getting my position back, because this is ridiculous.
Baxten, Mauricil
How are you all today?
Balkan Confederation, Yukona
You could get creative with how you move your troops about and the things you do.
In one WW2 RP, I "withdrew" from Alexandria, which was a key port position for me. However, I had loaded up the civilian fleets with explosives and mines, with undercover Italian officers running the show. When Austro-Hungarian ships entered the port en masse, (not bothering to check ships, or even do a land seizure) they suffered heavy casualties.
What I'm saying is, you're really only bounded by your imagination, and your writing skill.
Penguania And Antarctica, Tserra
I am well, English exam was a bit dodgy but hey
Penguania And Antarctica
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