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Region: The Confederacy of Free Nations
Read his CG post, dear god it hurts
What's it about?
My eyes. They bleed the blood of a thousand men.
Magnatronia
[Spoiler=THE PAIN]Terror attack in magnatrojia
A carb bomb blow up in magnatonia 1 million people died the president Wilt has orders a mass mourning and said a speech
People of great magnaton this day will love in infany we stop will find this terrorists and invade them withour secret nuclear satellite that can destroy anything prause great magnons and god bless presiden wilt hail magnotoni
The presilt had ordere a mass nuclear bomb on the terrorist defeating them and givong magnatoni the glorid vidtory[/spoiler]
The Axeldonian goverment is surprised by the support, but graciously accepts it nonetheless.
We mainly support you for these 3 reasons= burning church in our holy nation would result in purge of a few villages, and we also may not look like it but we are also socialists and we certainly hate insurgents that are NOT under our command.
Wait what? What is happening?
OOC question, would you allow the Eurasian Ædenist Branch to operate within Axeldonia for the conflict? Here's what I mean by Operate btw:
All depending on your demands, including the command to remove all Ædenist symbols from them while they operate in Axeldonia, the E.A.B. would provide humanitarian aid which includes Medicinal, Psychological, and Surgical care; Food/Water rations alongside temporary housing provisions for the displaced; and Transportation availability (Essentially the E.A.B. would provide monetary or physical support to house displaced Axeldonians within Branch Facilities in Tserra, Oelesa, and the Heartland)
The Iron Union is willing to assist the Axeldonia government in its error to end the brutal insurgency. Do you accept such an offer?
While we are at it, few of our Inquisitors could help you out with questioning prisoners and provide spiritual help to the people and army. But only if Axeldonia wants it.
So does Chyna.
Peoples Liberation Republic
Oh really? Might I ask what kind? And its not often that we see a Theocratic Socialist...
Axeldonia
Dont ask me the High Inquisitor about Theocratic socialism, even our workers seized the means of production because i allowed them. Also we have slavery.
As for the what kind, just some torture and then burning them alive for their crimes is a good way to make them speak.
I've never been more confused in my entire life....your socialist, but your theocratic and have slavery? And your kind of socialism is just burning "them" alive...
Axeldonia, Kalaron
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=421225&p=32430519#p32430519
That would be terrific. You don't even need to remove the symbols or anything.
First off, the Tavonian commander is getting fired.
Second of all, you're welcome to send medical and civillian aid, but this is a strictly Axeldonian military matter.
We will accept the help, as long as the Inquisitors go through a day course in Axeldonian religion and that they agree to respect the laws and customs of Axeldonia while stationed there.
Kalaron
MORE FALSE-SOCIALISTS FOR THE GROUP
We started as religious communist, then switched to Theocratic empire with our socialists ideas. And we have slavery because there is always space for more workers.
As for the burning them alive its a good way to get rid of those who oppose you and your ideas, or terrorists or war criminals. its cheap and my Inquisitors love that.
They will be ok with that, mainly if they can still burn the insurgents, but even if they cant they will he more then happy to help.
We arent false socialists
I was not planning military intervention by no means. Definitely humanitarian aid
Axeldonia, Talkative Friedensriech
How are you communist man.
I guess I'm just a little confused about what you define it to be.
Don't worry, non-socialists don't know what a socialist is so take that with a huge grain of salt.
Thats great! I'll make the proposition a second time IC for continuity within the Storyline, probably through Kulo (Maybe when he stops running for his life into your capitol building :P)
I was all excited that we'd have a final stance to meet on, I'm in tears, my heart...in tatters
Axeldonia
> Nation in question has slavery
> Non-Socialist in question is Syndicalist and has state-run industries...
Where is the Inquisition when you need it the most.....
Also Aden, why are you in tears? do you have problem with our way dealing with the bad people?
Don't worry Andu we're wrong totally :P
Was a joke, don't worry :P
Spanelsko
Burning? Er... We'll see about that after the war.
Spanelsko
I'm just throwing shít, keep yer knickers on, damn....
Still workers sized the means of production.
I can't really find a way to IC have a friendly relationship with you due to the whole radical Theocratism, potential mass killings, Slavery, etc etc.
I literally made that in the form of a reddit post...how could you have taken that seriously...
The Vidnoye
In case i wrote it incorrectly, i meant that the workers took the means of production.
I use Reddit style shítposting whenever I'm too bored to write complete sentences but want to point something out, my bad. Plus, this sorta thing has been talked about at length. It's hard to tell over text.
Oh yea, thats a running joke because Papa Socialists (Unfallious) called me a False Socialists back when I was a cappie, and Kuma called me it when I was more closely tied with Fascism...
Jaslandia, Kalaron
[quote=andromitus;27041913]I can't really find a way to IC have a friendly relationship with you due to the whole radical Theocratism, potential mass killings, Slavery, etc etc.
Potential mass killings, ahem ahem purges of officers, scientists, political figures and population that werent fanatical Christians happened already ahem ahem.
Yuck
Also what exactly is IC? also just because we cant have friendly relations doesnt mean we cant trade, and be neutral to each other.
> Is Meritocratic and may gain a Scientific Soviet as a Federal Branch if the Second Wave movement wins election
http://www.funnyshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/large_preview/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/y/o/youre-killing-me-smalls--sandlot--large.png
Its also mentioned in the fact book under why our army is weird.
Oh, OOC means Out of Context or Out of Character while IC means In context or In character
Ergo, I'd like to be friends with you here on the RMB, but I can't find a logical way for my heavily ideological government to communicate with a Theocratic Slave state
Axeldonia, Talkative Friedensriech, Percyton, Spanelsko
Ditto.
OK, i knew what OOC was but never heard of IC, well it was quite obvious. Thank you, i like to be friends with you too, (still in OOC) as for IC it is all an act because in reality i would purge you if i would have had the chance. Since you know, you are a HERETIC!
Axeldonia, Andromitus
That and it was used on Kum when he joined with Fascists.
You might have difficulty with that since Andy is supplied with the latest and best gear through Kalaron Arms.
And were on the other side of the Ocean :P
Kalaron
Well...I saw an earlier RMB post forbidding military aid....so... I guess I'll have a meeting with the State to see what aid we can supply.
Axeldonia
Well, no matter how difficult my mission can be, i will complete it, or the next High Inquisitor will continue my legacy to spread the word of God, and to purge heretics on the way,
1 quadrillion economy now, YEAH!
Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton, Spanelsko
Well, I'll bide you good luck at least :P
You'll have to compare with Hyper-Modern tanks, Stealth Bombers, Stealth Attack Fighters and Hyper-Modern Attack Helicopters.
Oh, and you'll have to get across the ocean to attack a nation with my own AShMs :P
Oh, then you're more than welcome to contribute.
PLease no. China is already in 4 wars. Please don't start another.
That wont be a problem, any enemy will fall before our terribly equipped army, with terrible commanders, and friendly fire on those who want to retreat or surrender.
Who is talking about war? i am talking about assassination
Lurking shmuck here. The initial layout for my overview of Croyland has been published. Feel free to tear any of the information apart if numbers/posted facts seem too out-there. That is, if you're up for a short read.
Axeldonia, Andromitus, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Ah. Then good, maybe someone that isn't a total pacifistic hippy will take over. #MakeAndromitusGreatAgain
Lel.
If y'all ever stop being IMO evil and want to actually update your military, Kalaron might choose to sell you something.
Jaslandia, Percyton
Being evil is fun tho
I am not evil, i only want my soldiers to know that they either die for us or die.
We will focused on research for new tanks and vehicles, maybe even add cavalry divisions to make them our MP (military police) and more possible meat shields for our shock troops (even more insane fanatics)
Everything is wrong.
will be*
Fantastic.
Heh, no. Seriously though, I love your flag.
The Vidnoye, Penguania And Antarctica
Your factbook links still link to the nation you took the form from :p
Maybe to you. I got to where Kalaron is by not being literally the worst tho :p
But...y'all don't even have a working industry up though.
But...y'all don't even have a working industry up though.[/quote]
Who needs good industry when you have slaves? and resources like..... people? and ...... more people?
Thanks bud.
That's fine. I'll leave it like that until everything's sorted out, then credit them at the end. Needed a layout.
Axeldonia, Kalaron, Penguania And Antarctica
Ahead of the end of the election, anyone want to be Deputy MoIA or an IA staff member? Telegram me.
Mayyyyybe if I had some more creative freedom I wouldn't need to be boogeyman :PP
I dunno Andu seems to have done a lot with the creative freedom he has now, ditto for Tse and Percy and that Russkov guy. I mean, Tse even has a longstanding amount of lore he just hasn't plunked out for his nation. Hell, even I'm getting into writing a lore when I ain't designing a gun.
Percyton
Andromidus, i was wondering what is your military doctrine? since our is this
Our doctrine is simple, no retreat, no surrender, if you run out of ammunition charge the enemy with your sword and die like a hero! In case of defying this doctrine or orders, execution is immediate solution to this problem, solved by our commissars, also they are allowed to open fire on their soldiers in case they are losing morale.
Always if possible attack the enemy with massive numbers, at least if possible 5 our to the 1 enemy.
(yes we still use swords because why not)
And i just figured out i dont have any tanks in my army :p
The problem though is that we're stuck to today's technology. If there was a bit more wiggle room I'd be able to do plenty.
Like bioplastics, bioreactors, that schtuff. Ooh, and bioengineering.
Swords, generally speaking, are a load on already encumbered soldiers. Furthermore, bullets are faster than people :p
Doesnt matter, its better to due a suicide charge to confuse enemies, and have a tiny chance that they make it to them, in case of a melee combat we are ready!
do*
And I don't see that as a problem whatsoever since it's far easier to moderate within "We can see that this technology works" timelines.
There's plenty of wiggle-room already for nations that want to RP in MT. If you want PMT tech than just do what you're already doing and make that PMT RP.
Aren't shields a thing there? Like, if you're using swords, wouldn't logic dictate shields become a thing too?
Depends, gonna break your soldiers doing that through Artillery :P
Do you really thing we are that rich to afford shields?
https://onocarcass.deviantart.com/art/Dnobyl-Class-Supercarrier-664814750
Jaslandia, Vista Major, Andromitus, Percyton
As i said, my soldiers are happy to die for me (its not like they have a choice) not to mention that there are always people to throw on to the lines.
Let me have access to your manufacturing and the wages your people get from us will see to that! :P
yas pls
Percyton
You know that my workers are technically in control of our industry? i can let do that but you have to ask them for permission.
Vista Major
socialism is gr8
?
It is, thats also why our economy is ...... well lets say that it does exist in some way.
Our Military, known as the Guardian Initiative, is a Small (82,000 total members) Self-Defense force. We make up for its small size through intensive training (The only biomes that my nation doesn't contain are the tundra and taiga) and advanced equipment. Our small size allows us to invest more heavily in equipping ourselves with the best.
The G.I's doctrine is the total defense of the Heartland against outside Military, and or Economic, incursion, and to be armed and capable of killing 5 enemies for every 1 of us they kill. It is fairly similar to the Japanse Self Defense Force in its operations, however, in recent years the G.I. has been expanding outwards (gaining another 10,000 members over the course of the last 4 years), and has started maintaining a stronger naval presence in the Caribbean and Mediterranean seas, as well as the Pacific and Indian Oceans.
What I would also like to point out, however, is that the G.I. is not the only military presence in the Heartland, as we have a 15,000 strong Civil Garrison, a variety of allies, and are currently a member of the Phoenix Concord Military Organization, an alliance of 11 member states that, alongside each members military, also maintains its own Organizational Military known as the Concord Defense Force.
Jaslandia, Percyton
:DDDDDDDDD
Post self-deleted by Andromitus.
Yes, our nice computers paired with quite a bit of Kalaronian things that go BOOOM make us quite the force to be reckoned with :P
Only 15.000 civilian soldiers? we have militia 270.000 trained in partisan warfare, scorched earth (both of these are also part of our main army) and they are also really really cheap to replace, shame on your civilians, shame on them
They're Dnobyl Class Super Carriers, they're mainly for moving armies around, but they do pack a punch when necessary.
Jaslandia, Percyton
Erm, well no the Civil Garrison is a Gendarmerie Regiment, think of them as Paramilitary
We also have 100,000 in Reserve and none of the above numbers include the members of the Engineer Corp.
Ok now it makes more sense, still civilian soldiers= best/worst forces anyone can have.
Russkov Soviet
So i can have Unclaimed land #1 right
I'm eating the best/worst burger ever made. I deserve it because I just got back from an appointment with the best/worst doctor in the country.
Jaslandia, Penguania And Antarctica, Percyton
Eh, Andy could keep his military small and still crush, TBH. A trend, as military equipment increases to rise in quality and complexity, is that less soldiers are themselves used.
This is why the Norks can have their million man army but still cry at the thought of a Sork invasion :P
I believe you need to contact [nation=short]tserra[/nation]?
ICBMS, UAV's...so many toys to use...
Yeah.... I have a very large and potentially unwieldy force. We are well trained, well equipped, and darn near fearless. (Think a furry equine version of the 1945 Soviet Red Army, but modernized circa 2020.)
Jaslandia
Well then. Just had someone TG me and try to get me to leave this region.
Vista Major, Talkative Friedensriech
Degenerates.
Jaslandia, The Vidnoye, Axeldonia, Andromitus, Talkative Friedensriech
Might I ask who?
Filthy Primitives the lot of them
Russkov Soviet, Jaslandia, Vista Major
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