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Region: The Israeli Free Front
I'm so sorry Krivstonia i wanted to see if you can ban the founder
For a future project....
Not to take over the The Israeli Free Front obviously something else i have planned
What.
Scus Dom
Revenge of some sort
Arazian
I'm just online planning some stuff
I'm so stress if this is gonna work I'm doing this instead of studying for my exam here
The first half of cabinet meetings include King Charles Claudio hans complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Scus Dom has found 1 easter egg).
Always up to shady things. I could get in trouble for even knowing you! I already told you, illegally importing that jazz band consisting of white suited, blind Brazilian chimpanzees with sunglasses that you bought for 5 million on an auction off of a Ebay was the last favor I would do for you.
Arazian, Scus Dom, Scus Puppet
I only bought it for 4.99 million man
Arazian, Ordivus
Hey it's not my fault you agreed to help me
Ordivus
Nah I think that guy lied to you. He threw in an extra chimpanzee for free, remember? His name was diSCUSting. I don't think it was free. I got a $1000 charge to my secret bank account that I use for shady things that I shouldn't have just mentioned. It was charged just after I got the extra chimp. Kind of SCUSpicious if you ask me. Which is the name of another one of the chimps. SCUSpicious.
Scus Dom
Hey, I just wanted to see it for myself. I kind of miss those Chimps. I hear they are playing in Paris this weekend. Good for them!
Scus Dom
Oh no that was me i gave him your bank info for one free chimp
Ordivus
I can't think of anything with your name
Andd can i ask another favor please it's totally not related to my future project haha.....
Ordivus
Well now I've gotta send a hitman after someone! I mean...uh...nevermind.
Scus Dom
I'm gonna regret this but...sure.
Scus Dom
Shoot it took you to long to answer i need to study for my Arabic MA which i know I'm gonna fail
Ordivus
I'll tell you tomorrow
Oh and one of the projects is the chronicle season 2
Good luck!
Scus Dom
I'm dead
Ordivus
Ya gotta try. Ya miss 100% of the shots you don't take! But then again...if you don't take those shots then you won't fail in the first place. Don't listen to that second part. That's bad advice. But seriously, good luck.
Scus Dom
And yesterday i had to do two exam papers at fking once msc and history and geography we had to make a make a ad to sell a viking long house
I have two sniper aiming at you right now
Ordivus
Okay okay. I'm calling him off now.
Scus Dom
You should have known i already spent all my money on the chimp i can't hire two snipers
Ordivus
Well then who is that out on the roof of the building across from my office? Oh my bad. That's Skeleton Company. They're doing a hit on one of my other targets. Wednesday is the day I do all my hits and assassinations. But they've been tracking this target since last Wednesday. They are my best hitman group. But this target is giving us a lot of trouble...
Scus Dom
We gotta get rid of all the people involved in what we did. Not the chimpanzee things. Just some shady, under the table business with the Ordivish Mafia.
Edit: Oh and a trade agreement with the Yakuza (Japanese Mafia)...
Scus Dom
I probably shouldn't have volunteered that information...The trade agreement is from a previous presidency. The deals we made with the Ordivish Mafia is because, much like Japan and the Yakuza, our economy would take a huge hit if the mafia was destroyed. And a few mafia members are government officials...WE DON'T KNOW WHO! But the administration of 5th president Carter Hugh Lynns is hard at work trying to uncover it all. This investigation will be his last act as president. For he has served his allotted two terms. In Ordivus, each term is 4 years (One month in real life).
Scus Dom
Just dont look at our leading cause of death
Ordivus
Oh...self burn. Those are rare...
Scus Dom
Ohh ordivus look at the telegram i just sent
Ordivus
Yeah I can't believe you're actually getting me hyped for the Chronicle again. And I can't believe we are communicating through the RMB and Telegrams right now...cause that's kind of weird to do both at the same time.
Scus Dom
Yeah you always did that to me for some reason
Ordivus
Most people here don't even know what the chronicle is
I'll get started on the other ones tomorrow it's 11:50 where i am right now
And we're still doing it! Just like old times, huh? Back in Alvarez we were saying okay stuff on the RMB and saying stuff we didn't want the people not in our circle to hear on telegrams. Our circle was you, me, Peronism, Minderben, Arazian, and eventually (after we saw past our differences) the former villain that was Dabest.
Scus Dom
I literally just sent the second article but i forgot to send it to you so it got deleted
Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy
Ordivus
Technology, my friend. Technology.
Scus Dom
It's so refreshing talking to you again
Ordivus
Yeah we were just joking around in the RMB via telegram we were talking about special military operations
Likewise.
Scus Dom
Oh god it's 12:00 here
Ordivus
Like...night or day? 12 in the afternoon or the morning/night?
Scus Dom
Night
Ordivus
That is how dedicated i am to this game
Well crap.
Scus Dom
I'm going to sleep soon
Ordivus
Talk to you later then, I guess.
Scus Dom
Goodnight i have no exam for four days i could get things done by then
Ordivus
Well it's about 2 in the afternoon for me...but uh. Yeah goodnight.
Scus Dom
I sleep don't telegram me or speak to me
Ordivus
Got it
Scus Dom
I'll send you Jesus with my slippers if you dare disturb me
Ordivus
I have never laughed when being threatened before. Guess there's a first time for everything...
Scus Dom
...
You dare make fun of a Asian so what if i have small eyes i could still throw it at your face
Ordivus
OH!
Scus Dom
I will call uncle Roger and tell him you failed your math exam
Oh my god! Dude! Is that a reference to Steven He, the Emotional Damage guy/professional Asian.
Scus Dom
No well yeah but he has his own cooking channel where he makes fun of white people cooking rice wrong and do you have a rice cooker at home
Ordivus
Ok I'm actually going to sleep now I'm not responding to anything
No I do not. But don't you need to be sleeping. I can sing to you if you'd like...
Scus Dom
Hush little scus scus don't say a word
Ordivus is gonna buy you some more slippers
Time to sleep, sleep does indeed help to free us
Make like Steven He and use your slippers to send us to Jesus!
Arazian
Ordivus, professional song person.
I just woke up saw this
Ordivus
How do you cook rice then?
Ordivus
I don't...
Scus Dom
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I'm not saying I'm the best singer. I'm just saying I'm better than everyone else.
Scus Dom
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Wha you dont eat rice
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What do you eat then
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Hey, I'm back!
Scus Dom
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Hi
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Bonjo here again.
Scus Dom
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Why do you have so much puppets
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Hey, you are one to talk Scus
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Wha i don't have that many puppets.... And sorry i couldn't reply sooner life you know
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So that I can keep tabs on certain regions.
Scus Dom
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Soooooo every single region in the world and how do you keep up on all of them
Kortland
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Well I had 32 puppets at one point and I would log in every other day. I maintain 8-10 now, my main Ragnox, has a dispatch showing my active puppets. I actively use three puppets, Rohnok is usually used for government stuff in Odrya. Ragnox is my main which is what I started out with. Jewelry Bonney is my newest one, meant to be active in The North Pacific, so that I can gain friends and maybe eventually, a seat in the government, so that I could be cool.
Scus Dom
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