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Region: The League
no this is like exactly what they do
Creeperopolis, Greater Sacramento
Smh worse than the Nation of Islam
Creeperopolis, New Makasta, Lyoa
Dont get me started on Islamic extremists
Creeperopolis, Greater Sacramento
Ok Boomer
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
Nah dawg I aint about that
Creeperopolis
I FaceTimed my grandparents today, my grandfather asked me if I had been instasnapping my friends, cherish your grandparents while you still can folks
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Icaris, Eminople, Terranihil, Quebecshire, New Makasta, Malgax, South Alderton
4 April 2021
Deltino
The Anti-Deltinian Armed Forces of Liberation War of Elimination (FALANGE) was made aware about the attacks on Catholic celebrations of Easter in Lyoa by jihadist groups. FALANGE forces marched into the village of Dhula and forced everyone, around 43 people, to stand in the village center. All men and women were executed by firing squad, 35, while the remaining 8 children, aged 4 to 16, were abducted as child soldiers. The entire village was subsequently burned. FALANGE leadership declared that the Islamic Army of Lyoa will be punished for its war crimes and human rights violations.
Lyoa
I call this Zions law:
As quality of life 📈, amount of times I say god is dead 📉
As quality of life 📉, amount of times I say god is dead 📈
The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Spode Humbled Minions, Eminople, Quebecshire, Malgax, Greater Sacramento
Should I wait for all the attacks or can I respond now
Creeperopolis
My roommate says this all the time
Creeperopolis, The Constitutional Republic Of Zion, Quebecshire
Based roommate
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
Voting Recommendation for WA Security Council Proposal: Commend Marrabuk
As World Assembly Delegate I urge all members of the WA within The League to vote FOR this legislation. The achievements of this nation as outlined in the commendation are positive and show that this nation has had a beneficial effect on the TEP, Thaecia and other members of the international community. Commendations and condemnations should be focused on such nations and based on the proposal I heartily approve of it. Our relations have improved recently with TEP and I am proud to vote for this well made proposal as written by Andusre.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Quebecshire, Andusre
Chiyoda Palace, Tanjo
(860)-345-6789, The High King dials in the number on a secure line. Shortly afterwards someone picks up on the receiving end. A deep husky voice answers, though obviously pitch-shifted and manipulated; In the mouth of the Wolf? The High King sips his morning tea before coldly replying May it die. Almost instantaneously a beep plays, a while later someone else speaks on the phone. Its a different person though his voice was manipulated in a similar manner as the first man.
Kingsman at your service. The man says, despite the measures taken High King Ryunori already knows it was Kingsman Director Nagano Mizuki.
Mizuki, I want you to report to my study as soon as possible and bring the Director of the National Intelligence and Security Service (NISS) with you.
As you wish, your majesty, Mizuki replied and a second later the line was cut. Conversations between both of them had always been concise, this one was no exception.
Roughly an hour later -
Director of the Kingsmen: Nagano Mizuki, Director of the NISS: Fuse Mayumi, Deputy Director I of the NISS: Saito Daichi, Deputy Director II of the NISS: Maekawa Shichiro bow in front of the High King and greet him. After all the formalities the High King orders the guards in his room to leave.
Good afternoon gentlemen, The High King says while reading an Etymological Dictionary of Kanji. He continues lately Prince Royal Ekuso has been rather impudent as Im sure you are all well aware, well him among others. Many of them think they can threaten the crown, which is why you all are here. You see I want insurance, a guillotine, an Aragon file if you will.
I-I beg your pardon, your majesty? Guillotine? Aragon File? stutters Deputy Director Shichiro.
In the twelfth century, there used to be a King named Aragon who put into law that Heretics were to be burned by fire. I want you four to be my Executioners. Every single high ranking official, every single reian elite, businessmen, mayors, athletes, hell Prime Ministers, every single one of them. I want them monitored, dig up every bit of dirt you can on them. Find everything there is to know about them, their illegal practices, affairs, you get my point by now. Thats my Guillotine, my little Aragon, and I want the two of your respective agencies to do everything in your power to get it done.
One of the Deputy Directors speak up; But your Majesty! That would be against the law! protested Deputy Director II: Maekawa Shichiro
The High King gives him a cold glare
Shichiro was it? If you think about it lots of things your agency does is probably illegal, I know how much the NISS does under the books, what makes you think I dont know? What makes this instance so different? Have you forgotten whos head the crown sits upon? I am the law, I create it, I can destroy it, My will is absolute; Do not make me repeat myself. The King spoke coldly. In his head, he already knew he wouldnt even have to raise his tone.
Shichiro having been clearly shaken, he bows profusely and apologises I beg for your forgiveness my King, I have been insolent for even thinking such! he repeated at least three times until the High King told him to stop which he snappily did feeling as if his apology only made it worse. Wanting to lighten the air the High King cracks out a laugh and pats Shichiro on the shoulder which he proceeded to grasp tightly, almost painfully even. What kind of King do you take me for Shichiro to punish a good constituent like you for something so minor? Under his breath, he continued Emphasis on good constituent. The rest in the room laugh with him either from genuinely finding it humorous or out of reverence. The High King continued Anyhow get it done, prioritize members of the extended royal family starting with Prince Royal Ekuso, then on to members of government by influence, you know what to do. Report back to me on your progress every week on a Sunday. You NISS officials are dismissed. The NISS Directors dont question it, they gut up from their seats, bow to the High King and leave silently. The High King motions for Kingsman Director Mizuki to come closer and he whispers to him Make sure no one except for relevant people knows about this, which means everyone that was in this room, excused. and with that Director Mizuki bows him goodbye and leaves.
So thats what the High King is like? Shichiro quipped at the other Directors; and you should get used to it Director Mayumi retorted. Nothing like the former majesty eh? Director Mizuki jokingly says; as the four walk along the Palace Walls.
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region
Good morning everyone
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, New Makasta, Republic Of Dragons, Greater Sacramento
i'm sorry what-
and gm dude
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Iandrul
Goood morning this fne day
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Iandrul
Yeah okay bud
Creeperopolis, Iandrul
sadge
Creeperopolis, Iandrul
Andusre I am coping and seething about the fact that youve beat me to the authorship badge :(
Creeperopolis, Eminople, New Makasta, Republic Of Dragons, Andusre
April 5, 2021
Northern Mitende
The Islamic Army of Lyoa attacked two villages in Northern Mitende. The villages, all Catholic, were finishing up Easter celebrations from the previous day. Jihadist forces killed at least 11 civilians in the attacks, burning a number of houses and looting the villages in the process.
Southern Kazima
Jihadist forces of the Islamic Army of Lyoa attacked a village in Southern Kazima province. The village was Catholic, which motivated the jihadist attack. Four civilians were killed with blunt weapons and machetes and several houses were burned.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous
lmao first time I've ever seen quebec use a sad emoji/emoticon
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Andusre
Creeperopolis
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Eminople
Dead chat xD
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Quebecshire
OMG Andusre liked my RMB post (XD)
First time one of my posts have ever been liked by someone not in the same region.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Quebecshire
Memorizing lines be like: pain
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Quebecshire, South Alderton
Say it with the S this time, please.
Creeperopolis
Damn looks like Leaguer it is for the official demonym, how boring
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
So bvoring why cant we be Ler's?
Creeperopolis
WAIT WHAT?!
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
The people have spoken
We have all taken the L
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
ello
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Karimun Jawa, South Alderton
ola, omo stas
Creeperopolis
Oh well. I guess I'm officially considered a "Leaguer", now.
*gags in disgust*
CHANGE THE LEAGUE'S DENONYM RIGHT NOW OR I'LL-
Creeperopolis
Post by South Alderton suppressed by Quebecshire.
oh hey the last wa update was 69mins ago!
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region
Ello ello chap pip pip cheerio govna!
ow ya doin this fine day?
agreed
Creeperopolis
Andy is pretty cool
Creeperopolis, New Makasta, South Alderton
Guys I'm in class right now and my science teacher made me do a nearpod.
And the first question was; "How would you define life?"
And my response was:
"I'm not completely sure what you mean by this question. And I also think it's a little bit invasive to (indirectly) ask us if our views on life are secular or religious."
Was this response inappropriate for the situation or was it a pog move?
Creeperopolis
Lol that happened, but hypothetically inappropriate
1) She didn't explicitly make it religious, you did, people of religious or secular beliefs can still define life differently amongst themselves
2) Mainly college but also slightly high school, teachers asking serious questions to challenge and improve your world view and understanding of it is not a bad thing
3) 9 times out of 10 if you dislike something a teacher said, it's more productive to raise the issue with a counselor or admin, not in class
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
I hate Salisfordians who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more.
-King Swift Breeze (probably)
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Quebecshire, New Makasta, Karimun Jawa, South Alderton
Because I'm mysterious like that
Creeperopolis, Icaris, Quebecshire, New Makasta, Karimun Jawa, South Alderton
lmaooo :')
Creeperopolis
Yeah, you're super subtle. Like that time you got in a car accident on voice call.
Creeperopolis, Icaris, Greater Sacramento
Car accidents are based
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Greater Sacramento, Willdavie, Sadert, South Alderton
Wanna hear abt mine? :)))))))
Creeperopolis
My Science teacher asked the class to name "3 biotic factors of an underwater ecosystem"
i legit said "Squidward" 💀
pog moment
Creeperopolis
I have been destroyed with facts and logic
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
Every day we stray further from Allah
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
~by Ben Shapiro
*pinches nostrils cutely*
*the most Shapiroish sound comes out of his facehole, as he says the following words:*
"Checkmate, librol."
*liberal music stops playing*
Creeperopolis
Exucse me WHAT
Creeperopolis
Did I stutter?
Creeperopolis
no-o-o
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
Usually, people say that after boldly giving out orders-
Although that is a The Office meme.
Creeperopolis
HE GOT IN A CAR CRASH ON A VC?
Creeperopolis
He and another guy backed out into each other in like a CVS parking lot, nothing serious. I think they both resolved/handled it all there, too.
The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, East Yourtanad
lmao my car accident was worse
Anyway, reject Discord
Embrace the RMB
Creeperopolis
Oh, ok.
Creeperopolis
Funny.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Republic Of Dragons
wait why is legion not in the lcn anymore-
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Republic Of Dragons
Because he moved to the League, to answer your question most accurately.
Creeperopolis, East Yourtanad
Okay but why is he not in The League anymore I mean-
Creeperopolis
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Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
smile.exe has stopped working
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
theres a cat in your basemnet caling for you
why do you deny it
do you hate the cat?
Creeperopolis, South Alderton
Because Im my own person and I am technically The Neo Austro Hungarian3 Empire
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons, Karimun Jawa
yes it's freaking creepy
It's probably the Cheshire cat
I'll nopeity nope the hell away from there
oh okay i see it now
Creeperopolis
1. It was in the parking lot of my restaurant
2. There was no damage so we just went our separate ways
Creeperopolis, Washingtonian Republic, Quebecshire
So I was wrong on one and right on two
Creeperopolis, Eminople
Yes
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
Smh rejection of City States embassy, this region must hate my kind
Creeperopolis, Eminople, Quebecshire
5 April 2021
Zapatista
Around 12 members of Los'Sureños kidnapped, tortured, and killed 4 members of Mara Salvatrucha in Panachor as a result of them "violating" territory belonging to Los'Sureños. The Creeperian National Police has yet to do anything about the murders.
Deltino
FALANGE attacked a village that they declared was harboring forces of the Deltinian Liberation Army. Every adult in the village was killed, totaling 22, and 4 children were abducted. No members of the Deltinian Liberation Army were present in the village at the time. Meanwhile, the Deltinian Liberation Army conducted a car bombing in Ciudad Rey Alfonso I, killing 25 and injuring another 33.
Sonsonate
A group of 50 Neo-Saelicists planned to ambush a camp of the FMLN of around 25. The ambush was staged as planned, but the soldiers of the FMLN overpowered the forces of the Neo-Saelicists. In the fighting, 12 Neo-Saelicists were killed and 21 more were injured, while the FMLN only suffered 9 injuries and no deaths. The FMLN later declared the Neo-Saelicists an "incompetent group of far-right fanatics."
San Romero
After years of petitioning by archeologists and historians, the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Creeperopolis finally offered the National Coffee and Sugar Corporation 20 million colóns to purchase a piece of land called "Site Xichūtepa" where archeologists and historians believe the historic Battle of the Xichūtepa River occurred between forces of the Romanyan Empire and Creeperian Confederation in September 110BC. Excavations are scheduled to being "eventually" and the Antonio José Sáenz Heredia University has offered to assist in excavation efforts.
El Salvador
Some Catch Up for El Salvador:
2 January 2021: Orlando Pareja Palau signed into law the death penalty for any apprehended member of Mara Salvatrucha convicted of a "violent crime."
5 January 2021: Orlando Pareja Palau began the "Granada Initiative" and invested 30 billion colóns into rebuilding the infrastructure of El Salvador around the Granada River. He stated that roads and highways would be repaved as they have fallen into disrepair since they were constructed, he would begin a renovation of the Rafael Campo Pomar International Airport which was promised by Santiago Morales Cabrera, and expand the current road networks.
4 February 2021: Orlando Pareja Palau petitioned the National Intelligence Directorate to establish a Salvadoran division in El Salvador to replace the "Creeperian division" thats currently in the country.
19 March 2021: The National Intelligence Directorate agreed to establish a Salvadoran division which would assume full jurisdiction, under DINA supervision, by December 2021.
Today: Orlando Pareja Palau agreed to sell the National Coffee and Sugar Corporation land in Ñancahuazú for 100 billion colóns to establish a sugar plantation.
San Miguel
A car fell off the Yungas Road between San Miguel and Masario. The driver, the only occupant, was killed in the fall. The Creeperian National Police arrived and discovered that the car was carrying 100 pounds of cocaine. Two members of Mara Salvatrucha also approached the car to see if they could recover their shipment of cocaine, but they were arrested by the Creeperian National Police.
San Pedro
A Creeperian National Police raid on a safe house of the United Self Defense Forces of Creeperopolis resulted in the deaths of 8 AUC members and the capture of 20 tons of cocaine.
Castilliano
The FMLN announced that a car bomb would go off in Chalatenango at the capitol building that day at 3pm. The capitol was evacuated, but no bomb was detonated. A car bomb went off at 3:30pm 2 blocks way from the capitol, however. The Creeperian National Police assumed that the FMLN failed to properly carry out the bombing on time and at the right location. A total of 21 people were killed and 44 were injured in the bombing.
Pings
Lyoa All
Greater Sacramento San Romero
Greater Sacramento, Lyoa
Gun is officially being purchased Friday
Creeperopolis, Icaris, Washingtonian Republic, The Legion Of Mankind
Kong vs Godzilla spoiler below do not click if you dont want movie spoiled
[spoiler]Oh, they call you King Kong? King of what exactly? Getting wrecked by atomic fire?
Gojira gang with the 2-1 win😎[/spoiler]
Creeperopolis
April 6, 2021
Cispaltania, Cospania
The Cospanian opposition party (of mostly Catholic persuasion) has introduced a Bill condemning recent anti Catholic violence in Lyoa, furthermore, the Cardinal of the Cospanian diocese has called for the violence to end and is putting out public support for the bill, not uncommon anymore considering this position has become increasingly politicized over the past several years. The bill is likely to pass, but not without any grandstanding by the majority, who are still resentful of the Cospanian Catholic minority.
In other news, Nicola Riccardi, the only member of the Directory of the Progressive Conservative Party, and the only member not of the main two Cospanian political parties, will be unable to run for re-election due to term limits. Election for his seat is coming up soon, and it is highly unlikely the PCP will win another seat at this time. Both the Progress for Cospania party and the Cospanian Liberty party have held primaries, the CLP recently nominating Emilio Draghi as their candidate. The PFC will nominate a candidate soon. Not having had a government majority since the 1990s, the PFC will need an electoral victory for this seat, otherwise, they risk the breakdown of the present political party system in Cospania altogether
Creeperopolis, Lyoa
This portion of your post is voided. Creeperopolis controls the institutional Catholic church - you can control Catholic characters of your's, but the Creeperian Catholic Church (as opposed to Roman IRL) falls under Creeper's player jurisdiction. Caveats include "everyone can rp their bishops and archbishops as long as [Creeper has] established the archdioceses/dioceses of the countries, who the bishops/archbishops are, and they have to not do anything in opposition to the church/be radical/be overly political."
Due to that not being the case for you, this is voided. Contact Creeper about stuff you want to post and lore for your region if you wish.
- TRA Moderation
Creeperopolis, New Makasta
you have not done what ive asked you to do about your dioceses/archdioceses in dms. the parts involving cardinals/bishops/archbishops is void
Quebecshire
Another Neo
Cute
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region
Good morning everyone
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Quebecshire, Republic Of Dragons, Greater Sacramento, South Alderton
Opa c4 drahula
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
Good morning people
(one day I will beat Iandrul to it)
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire
The neo is growing stronger
Creeperopolis, Karimun Jawa, South Alderton
Why is the capital of the New Austro-Hungarian Empire 'New Berlin' cmon none of that prussian crap
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Republic Of Dragons, South Alderton
¿qué?
Creeperopolis, Republic Of Dragons
Humor.
Creeperopolis
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Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
*laugh
Creeperopolis
no u
dragon destroyed with facts and logic
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
:(
Creeperopolis
ha ha liagh at the copeing and seething dragon couldnt come back cope cope cope
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
D:
Creeperopolis
Sus cope seethe impoasta cope cope cope cope hahaha
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
😔
Creeperopolis
I procliam victory in this debate
thank you for you time I am shen baprio
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Dragons Of Power checkmate, librol
~destroyed by Shen Bapiro
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
YES
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
Chess is fun
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
I dont even remember what you asked, but its literally a sentence so whatever, thats fine
Creeperopolis
Ok
Creeperopolis
April 6, 2021
Mitende-Kazima Border
The Islamic Army of Lyoa attacked two Lyoan Protestant villages along the border of Mitende and Kazima provinces. The assailants killed 17 civilians with firearms and bladed weapons. Three children were also abducted in the attacks. Jihadist assailants set fire to the villages as well.
Northern Mitende
The Islamic Army of Lyoa attacked a Catholic village in Northern Mitende province. Twelve civilians were killed in the attack and 4 civilians were abducted. Attackers set fire to several houses and looted the settlement.
Kalwezi
The Mai-Mai Nkutu abducted an ICCN worker in Mambasa National Wildlife Reserve. The militants proceeded to torture the worker before beheading him. Authorities believe the attack was intended to deter ICCN operations to shut down Mai-Mai Nkutu elephant poaching operations.
Eastern Mitende
The National Revolutionary Council of Akombeland ambushed the LNDF along a roadway in the east of Mitende province. The LNDF fought off the attackers, suffering only one death. The NRCA rebels lost two fighters in the clashes.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous
My A1C levels dropped from 5.4 to 5.2 last time I visited the doctor, by the way. And I grew from 5'6 to 5'8. And I did gain weight but not as much as he expected.
And I didn't even work out or anything...
Although my diet's improved.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous
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