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South Alderton wrote:I love reviving the rmb

Even if it's in a bad way

I'm still doing you all a favor by adding more pages

Cringe take right there

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, Willdavie, The Furbish Islands

South Alderton wrote:I love reviving the rmb

Even if it's in a bad way

I'm still doing you all a favor by adding more pages

No.

Posting disgusting, rulebreaking, or unproductive content is NOT a favor just because it "adds more pages" when it makes our region look bad to passersby or newcomers. I suggest you recognize that before it earns you a one-way ticket to TRR like I already said.

You are on thin ice.

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Eminople, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento, Willdavie, The Furbish Islands

That's it I'm done it'll just be Creeper now

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Malgax, East Yourtanad

Greater Sacramento wrote:That's it I'm done it'll just be Creeper now

And dragons of power.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento

I'm going to bed. For both my sake and your sakes, please don't be stupid while I'm asleep.

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta

Quebecshire wrote:I'm going to bed. For both my sake and your sakes, please don't be stupid while I'm asleep.

evil laughter

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

I’m going to bed

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Good morning everyone

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, East Yourtanad

New Makasta wrote:facutlly wrong, the lasts humman was ~2.5m as such you claiming to be 3 meters is cringe

No proof

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Iandrul wrote:Good morning everyone

Morning

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul, Greater Sacramento, East Yourtanad

I love NS issues.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul

Taking a deep breath, counting to ten, and thinking about what you say is always a good policy.

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Malgax

Karimun Jawa wrote:No proof

"The twins then named Robert Wadlow as the tallest man "of whom there is irrefutable evidence". When last measured on 27 June 1940, the mild-mannered American stretched a staggering 2.72 m (8 ft 11.1 in) tall. Perhaps surprisingly, Robert entered the world no differently to most babies."

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Karimun Jawa

Hey guys, Lyoa here to present to you the LDF WEEKLY REPORT FOR 3/28/2021!

This week was also quite chill, but definitely more active than the last given raiders actually attempted to do stuff this week.

Shoutouts to those that came:

Chief Consul Quebecshire

Consul Terranihil

Consul Eminople

Director of the Department of Defense The New Fandom Republic

General of the Defense Forces Lyoa (moi)

Corporal Spode Humbled Minions

Corporal New Makasta

Private Washingtonian Republic

Private Dinonet

Private Kovichialand

Conscript Gjorka

Conscript The Black Hat Organization

Conscript Willdavie

Conscript Xusma

If you're epic and based, consider joining us in our quest to epically destroy raiderdom, contact me or Quebecshire if you're interested in joining the LDF!

The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Dinonet

March 28, 2021

Nyabari

A police officer was shot and killed in the outskirts of Nyabari city today. According to sources, he was ambushed by two armed men carrying rifles. Later, the National Freedom Front's Nyabari Unit claimed responsibility for the attack.

Mitende

The Ntihurist Self-Defense Units clashed with the Popular Liberation Movement in the villages of Tchanikapu and Nkingi. It was reported that the NSDU initiated the clashes, attacking the villages in order to dislodge PLM forces. So far, the clashes are still ongoing, but it is believed the PLM has retained control of the villages.

Kazima

The LNDF clashed with the Mai-Mai Mukunda in Geka village. The LNDF were able to dislodge Mukunda fighters and liberate the village, which had been under the control of the rebels for the past two months. One LNDF soldier and three rebels were reported to have been killed in the combat.

Creeperopolis

Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power

Chat is dead

RMB is sad

the govement is sus

and I don't know what rymes with sus

-winston churchill

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul, Greater Sacramento

5 years ago today, a socially awkward 13 year old founded Xusma

Time flies fs

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa, The Furbish Islands

Xusma wrote:5 years ago today, a socially awkward 13 year old founded Xusma

Time flies fs

You’ve been on NS without breaks for 5 years?

Creeperopolis, Washingtonian Republic, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul

Oh yeah and do your issues, xusma

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

East Yourtanad wrote:You’ve been on NS without breaks for 5 years?

Yessir

East Yourtanad wrote:Oh yeah and do your issues, xusma

Why?

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Xusma wrote:5 years ago today, a socially awkward 13 year old founded Xusma

Time flies fs

Today, a socially awkward 18 year old logged onto Xusma

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, The Constitutional Republic Of Zion, Washingtonian Republic, Gagium, Dragons Of Power

Quebecshire wrote:Today, a socially awkward 18 year old logged onto Xusma

I’m slowly making progress lmfao

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta

Post self-deleted by Xusma.

East Yourtanad wrote:You’ve been on NS without breaks for 5 years?

If you think that's a lot, imagine being Reploid productions. She's been a player and mod since 2003.

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power

Xusma wrote:YessirWhy?

Because issues are fun

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Quebecshire wrote:If you think that's a lot, imagine being Reploid productions. She's been a player and mod since 2003.

WHAT

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power

Quebecshire wrote:If you think that's a lot, imagine being Reploid productions. She's been a player and mod since 2003.

Jesus she’s been playing since I was born lmao. I keep forgetting how old this game is

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Xusma wrote:Jesus she’s been playing since I was born lmao. I keep forgetting how old this game is

Her nation ID number is literally "4"

For reference, your's is "1385756"

I can't tell you for sure the oldest nation since those founded before they started record-keeping just say "Antiquity"

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Dragons Of Power

Hello everypony

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Salisford wrote:Hello everypony

Council resolution 69420:

Ban salisford from using the word “pony” in any sentence or post in the discord, regional message board, or forum.

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento, South Alderton

Malgax wrote:Council resolution 69420:

Ban salisford from using the word “pony” in any sentence or post in the discord, regional message board, or forum.

based

[spoiler]hah funny number hahahhahaha luagh[/spoiler]

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Malgax wrote:Council resolution 69420:

Ban salisford from using the word “pony” in any sentence or post in the discord, regional message board, or forum.

Raise hell, eat hayburgers

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta

Post by The Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.

The Furbish Islands wrote:Amogus

-sun tzu

Creeperopolis, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power

Today the most attractive person in my area logged onto Lyoa

Creeperopolis, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power, The Furbish Islands

This is Zion

Zion is deciding where to go to college

The school Zion wants to go to gave him the largest merit scholarship available

Zion still can’t afford to go

Zion is living in existential pain

Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Protocol Rendezvous, Dragons Of Power, Malgax, The Furbish Islands

The Constitutional Republic Of Zion wrote:This is Zion

Zion is deciding where to go to college

The school Zion wants to go to gave him the largest merit scholarship available

Zion can still can’t afford to go

Zion is living in existential pain

Sad for zion

Lyoa wrote:Today the most attractive person in my area logged onto Lyoa

OOF, you got hacked?

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, The Furbish Islands

Be kind to your enemies, it confuses the heck out of them.

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, The Furbish Islands, South Alderton

Post by The Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.

The Furbish Islands wrote:join the army

Yes I a gay socialist atheist will join the army

I am very smart

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

The Constitutional Republic Of Zion wrote:Yes I a gay socialist atheist will join the army

I am very smart

No, gays join the Navy.

Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Gagium, Dragons Of Power

They freed the boat

Paleocacher, Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Post self-deleted by South Alderton.

Paleocacher wrote:No, gays join the Navy.

NCIS, freeze

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Dragons Of Power

Nzoth wrote:Be kind to your enemies, it confuses the heck out of them.

I will heed these wise words of advice.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Salisford wrote:Hello everypony

wait i'm sorry what

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

The Constitutional Republic Of Zion wrote:This is Zion

Zion is deciding where to go to college

The school Zion wants to go to gave him the largest merit scholarship available

Zion still can’t afford to go

Zion is living in existential pain

Come with me to Harvard

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Protocol Rendezvous wrote:Come with me to Harvard

Cringe Harvard, Oxford is better

Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Protocol Rendezvous, Dragons Of Power

Good morning everyone

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento

Iandrul wrote:Good morning everyone

Morning!

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul

Good morning everyone

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento

Brandhelm wrote:Good morning everyone

Hey there!

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

Man I really need that small break

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad

Post self-deleted by The Uraraka.

The Uraraka wrote:Man I really need that small break

Break as in a Kit-Kat bar?

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad, The Uraraka

Bellville Fl wrote:Break as in a Kit-Kat bar?

Here, have a Kit Kat. (Meow, meow, meow!)

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Bellville Fl, The Uraraka

Second breakfast people, do it.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Bellville Fl

How very swell to meet such fine gentlemen, all certainly unfit to rule a nation yet destroying one nevertheless.

How goes you?

Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento

Amaan Land wrote:Cringe Harvard, Oxford is better

My secondary choice, harvard just got back to me first

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Nzoth wrote:Second breakfast people, do it.

Shout out to LOTR

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

Amaan Land wrote:Cringe Harvard, Oxford is better

Yes

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

East Yourtanad wrote:Here, have a Kit Kat. (Meow, meow, meow!)

Wait... it's green tea flavor! Yum!

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

Protocol Rendezvous wrote:My secondary choice, harvard just got back to me first

I considered applying to Harvard and Yale but never got around to it and oxford is better anyway so :P also christ I can't afford those tuition fees so

Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

Song of the day is:

Hollup by 333STAIN ft. DI3STAX & T-Choppa

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power

Another day, another not getting enough sleep because you have class then work right after. Thank you work for doing this to me. I love working full time and having to do school at the same time

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, The Uraraka

Eminople wrote:Another day, another not getting enough sleep because you have class then work right after. Thank you work for doing this to me. I love working full time and having to do school at the same time

Isn't not getting enough sleep just the norm these days?

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, The Uraraka

I wonder who was the NS DOS Any% speedrun world record.

Dragons Of Power

Creeperopolis wrote:I wonder who was the NS DOS Any% speedrun world record.

First DOS guy I encountered as a guy named Rediland/Polacino. Kovichialand remembers, maybe.

Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Dragons Of Power

gm, people

or should i say afternoon?

good (whatever time it is for you).

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power

Nzoth wrote:Second breakfast people, do it.

i love second breakfast

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, The Uraraka

Breakfast is bad.

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Dragons Of Power

Quebecshire wrote:Breakfast is bad.

It's the most important meal of the day...

It only tastes bad if you forgot to brush your teeth, Quebecshire.

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento

We're close to 100 nations! Long live The League!

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton, The Uraraka

Lyoa wrote:We're close to 100 nations! Long live The League!

long live the league

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power

March 29, 2021

Kalole

The Lyoa National Police Force raided a house connected with the National Freedom Front's Kalole Unit. The house was empty when police entered, but a cache of firearms and bomb-making materials were uncovered. Several books containing left-wing writings were also discovered, along with an NFF flag.

Creeperopolis

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power

Lyoa wrote:March 29, 2021

Kalole

The Lyoa National Police Force raided a house connected with the National Freedom Front's Kalole Unit. The house was empty when police entered, but a cache of firearms and bomb-making materials were uncovered. Several books containing left-wing writings were also discovered, along with an NFF flag.

Creeperopolis

wait what's this though?

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Kicqstandh wrote:How very swell to meet such fine gentlemen, all certainly unfit to rule a nation yet destroying one nevertheless.

How goes you?

The oppsertion of the civians goes ery well

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton

South Alderton wrote:wait what's this though?

Lyoan police raided a safe house of communist urban guerrillas.

Creeperopolis, Xusma, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton

Lyoa wrote:Lyoan police raided a safe house of communist urban guerrillas.

lmao

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Quebecshire wrote:Breakfast is bad.

Nah i just made a bomb ass shake and spicy egg sandwich dawg

Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton

LMAOOO I JUST GOT ISSUE 75

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Also, first day of Q4 and Mr. Williams gives three assignments.

0 ELA assignments

1 Math assignment

3 Civics assignments

And I hope Science isn't like Civics.

Some teachers are just plain evil.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Servers have no rights. We must give more power to the kitchen workers

Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, East Yourtanad, South Alderton

Y'know, NS should add clowning as a feature for RMBs.

I mean like, Quote, Like, Clown

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

South Alderton wrote:Y'know, NS should add clowning as a feature for RMBs.

I mean like, Quote, Like, Clown

:clown:

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power

New Makasta wrote::clown:

Discord emojis don't work the same on the RMB 🤡

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad

Eminople wrote:Servers have no rights. We must give more power to the kitchen workers

cope

Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad, South Alderton

Imagine making a post so cringe (in the bad way) that even Creeper and Dragons of Power refuse to like it.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

South Alderton wrote:Discord emojis don't work the same on the RMB 🤡

Cope and seethe

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power

New Makasta wrote:Cope and seethe
Coping is a good thing for your mental health. Makes no sense why people keep using it as an insult. I guess I'll never understand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Creeperopolis, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento

Lyoa wrote:Lyoan police raided a safe house of communist urban guerrillas.

Death to the NFF

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa

Xusma wrote:Death to the NFF

What does NFF mean?

NFF

Acronym Definition

NFF National Forest Foundation

NFF Neutral File Format

NFF No Fault Found

NFF Noordelijk Film Festival (Netherlands)

25 more rows

NFF - What does NFF stand for? The Free Dictionary

sooo which one? I'd assume you're talking about the Dutch Noordelijk Film Festival, since it makes the most sense in this context.

Paleocacher, Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

South Alderton wrote:Coping is a good thing for your mental health. Makes no sense why people keep using it as an insult. I guess I'll never understand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cope harder

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad

New Makasta wrote:Cope harder

I will.

Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad

Oh, hey, I answered Issue 524, Something is Rotten in [nation name], and I chose answer no. 1, so here are the results:

Industry: Beverage Sales

Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating -3.67 → 36.49 1,094%

Industry: Pizza Delivery

Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 359.56 → 613.00 70.5%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 3.77 → 5.18 37.4%

Industry: Insurance

Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating 1,687.73 → 2,043.34 21.1%

Political Freedom

Diebold Election Inking Scale 60.80 → 65.22 7.3%

Industry: Book Publishing

Bella Potter Productivity e-Index 4,843.07 → 5,181.33 7.0%

Industry: Retail

Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 5,246.65 → 5,582.70 6.4%

Industry: Information Technology

Fann-Boi Productivity Index 5,943.76 → 6,275.98 5.6%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 32.64 → 33.65 3.1%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 98.74 → 101.24 2.5%

Charmlessness

Kardashian Reflex Score 1.15 → 1.16 0.87%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 104.62 → 105.37 0.72%

Average Disposable Income

Rhodium Quarters 40,886.40 → 41,174.99 0.71%

Economic Output

Rhodium Quarters 6,116,999,999,999 → 6,151,000,000,000 0.56%

Average Income

Rhodium Quarters 62,421.98 → 62,766.75 0.55%

Environmental Beauty

Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 560.09 → 561.94 0.33%

Obesity

Obesity Rate 9.79 → 9.82 0.31%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 14.14 → 14.18 0.28%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 1,110.39 → 1,109.34 0.09%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 34.52 → 34.41 0.32%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 114.08 → 112.95 0.99%

Political Apathy

Whatever 51.62 → 51.00 1.2%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 67.12 → 66.29 1.2%

Averageness

Average Standardized Normality Scale 51.23 → 49.82 2.8%

Authoritarianism

milliStalins 533.77 → 502.04 5.9%

Industry: Trout Fishing

Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index 4,811.51 → 4,469.45 7.1%

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 5,760.31 → 5,254.31 8.8%

Sector: Agriculture

Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index -4.42 → -5.20 17.6%

Industry: Timber Woodchipping

Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index -4.00 → -5.10 27.5%

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 2.43 → 1.68 30.9%

Industry: Basket Weaving

Hickory Productivity Index 1,144.72 → 664.09 42.0%

Industry: Mining

Blue Sky Asbestos Index 513.66 → 145.95 71.6%

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Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Post by Anarchian Republic suppressed by Quebecshire.

Anarchian Republic

i have nazi pozitive sign

should i leave?

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

South Alderton wrote:What does NFF mean?

NFF

Acronym Definition

NFF National Forest Foundation

NFF Neutral File Format

NFF No Fault Found

NFF Noordelijk Film Festival (Netherlands)

25 more rows

NFF - What does NFF stand for? The Free Dictionary

sooo which one? I'd assume you're talking about the Dutch Noordelijk Film Festival, since it makes the most sense in this context.

None? It’s the National Freedom Front. That’s in Lyoa’s post

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa

Creeperopolis wrote:cope

I mean, it's the truth. The servers are over here making $1500 to $2000 each paycheck while constantly complaining about the smallest things, constantly calling out and screwing up orders for the kitchen while the kitchen is making around $800 at most and not even close to the amount of complaining that the servers do and, at least for my case, are working way more hours than the servers are, then that's a problem. Servers don't deserve rights, empower the kitchen workers

The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton

Xusma wrote:None? It’s the National Freedom Front. That’s in Lyoa’s post

I said it for the lols. Because it's an Alderton moment.

Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power

Me trying to get a job as a waiter seeing Eminople’s post 👀

Creeperopolis, Eminople, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton

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