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Region: The League
Cringe take right there
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, Willdavie, The Furbish Islands
No.
Posting disgusting, rulebreaking, or unproductive content is NOT a favor just because it "adds more pages" when it makes our region look bad to passersby or newcomers. I suggest you recognize that before it earns you a one-way ticket to TRR like I already said.
You are on thin ice.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Eminople, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento, Willdavie, The Furbish Islands
That's it I'm done it'll just be Creeper now
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Malgax, East Yourtanad
And dragons of power.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento
I'm going to bed. For both my sake and your sakes, please don't be stupid while I'm asleep.
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta
evil laughter
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Im going to bed
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Good morning everyone
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, East Yourtanad
No proof
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Morning
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul, Greater Sacramento, East Yourtanad
I love NS issues.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul
Taking a deep breath, counting to ten, and thinking about what you say is always a good policy.
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Malgax
"The twins then named Robert Wadlow as the tallest man "of whom there is irrefutable evidence". When last measured on 27 June 1940, the mild-mannered American stretched a staggering 2.72 m (8 ft 11.1 in) tall. Perhaps surprisingly, Robert entered the world no differently to most babies."
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Karimun Jawa
Hey guys, Lyoa here to present to you the LDF WEEKLY REPORT FOR 3/28/2021!
This week was also quite chill, but definitely more active than the last given raiders actually attempted to do stuff this week.
Shoutouts to those that came:
Chief Consul Quebecshire
Consul Terranihil
Consul Eminople
Director of the Department of Defense The New Fandom Republic
General of the Defense Forces Lyoa (moi)
Corporal Spode Humbled Minions
Corporal New Makasta
Private Washingtonian Republic
Private Dinonet
Private Kovichialand
Conscript Gjorka
Conscript The Black Hat Organization
Conscript Willdavie
Conscript Xusma
If you're epic and based, consider joining us in our quest to epically destroy raiderdom, contact me or Quebecshire if you're interested in joining the LDF!
The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Dinonet
March 28, 2021
Nyabari
A police officer was shot and killed in the outskirts of Nyabari city today. According to sources, he was ambushed by two armed men carrying rifles. Later, the National Freedom Front's Nyabari Unit claimed responsibility for the attack.
Mitende
The Ntihurist Self-Defense Units clashed with the Popular Liberation Movement in the villages of Tchanikapu and Nkingi. It was reported that the NSDU initiated the clashes, attacking the villages in order to dislodge PLM forces. So far, the clashes are still ongoing, but it is believed the PLM has retained control of the villages.
Kazima
The LNDF clashed with the Mai-Mai Mukunda in Geka village. The LNDF were able to dislodge Mukunda fighters and liberate the village, which had been under the control of the rebels for the past two months. One LNDF soldier and three rebels were reported to have been killed in the combat.
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power
Chat is dead
RMB is sad
the govement is sus
and I don't know what rymes with sus
-winston churchill
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul, Greater Sacramento
5 years ago today, a socially awkward 13 year old founded Xusma
Time flies fs
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa, The Furbish Islands
Youve been on NS without breaks for 5 years?
Creeperopolis, Washingtonian Republic, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul
Oh yeah and do your issues, xusma
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Yessir
Why?
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Today, a socially awkward 18 year old logged onto Xusma
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, The Tirol Region, Xusma, The Constitutional Republic Of Zion, Washingtonian Republic, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Im slowly making progress lmfao
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta
Post self-deleted by Xusma.
If you think that's a lot, imagine being Reploid productions. She's been a player and mod since 2003.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power
Because issues are fun
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
WHAT
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power
Jesus shes been playing since I was born lmao. I keep forgetting how old this game is
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Her nation ID number is literally "4"
For reference, your's is "1385756"
I can't tell you for sure the oldest nation since those founded before they started record-keeping just say "Antiquity"
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Dragons Of Power
Hello everypony
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Council resolution 69420:
Ban salisford from using the word pony in any sentence or post in the discord, regional message board, or forum.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Amaan Land, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento, South Alderton
based
[spoiler]hah funny number hahahhahaha luagh[/spoiler]
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Raise hell, eat hayburgers
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta
Post by The Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.
-sun tzu
Creeperopolis, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power
Today the most attractive person in my area logged onto Lyoa
Creeperopolis, Amaan Land, Dragons Of Power, The Furbish Islands
This is Zion
Zion is deciding where to go to college
The school Zion wants to go to gave him the largest merit scholarship available
Zion still cant afford to go
Zion is living in existential pain
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Protocol Rendezvous, Dragons Of Power, Malgax, The Furbish Islands
Sad for zion
OOF, you got hacked?
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, The Furbish Islands
Be kind to your enemies, it confuses the heck out of them.
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, The Furbish Islands, South Alderton
Post by The Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.
Yes I a gay socialist atheist will join the army
I am very smart
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
No, gays join the Navy.
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
They freed the boat
Paleocacher, Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Post self-deleted by South Alderton.
NCIS, freeze
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Dragons Of Power
I will heed these wise words of advice.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
wait i'm sorry what
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Come with me to Harvard
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Cringe Harvard, Oxford is better
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Protocol Rendezvous, Dragons Of Power
Good morning everyone
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento
Morning!
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Iandrul
Good morning everyone
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento
Hey there!
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
Man I really need that small break
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad
Post self-deleted by The Uraraka.
Break as in a Kit-Kat bar?
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad, The Uraraka
Here, have a Kit Kat. (Meow, meow, meow!)
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Bellville Fl, The Uraraka
Second breakfast people, do it.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Bellville Fl
How very swell to meet such fine gentlemen, all certainly unfit to rule a nation yet destroying one nevertheless.
How goes you?
Creeperopolis, The Tirol Region, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, Greater Sacramento
My secondary choice, harvard just got back to me first
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Shout out to LOTR
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
Yes
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
Wait... it's green tea flavor! Yum!
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
I considered applying to Harvard and Yale but never got around to it and oxford is better anyway so :P also christ I can't afford those tuition fees so
Creeperopolis, Protocol Rendezvous, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
Song of the day is:
Hollup by 333STAIN ft. DI3STAX & T-Choppa
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power
Another day, another not getting enough sleep because you have class then work right after. Thank you work for doing this to me. I love working full time and having to do school at the same time
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, Quebecshire, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento, The Uraraka
Isn't not getting enough sleep just the norm these days?
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Xusma, Washingtonian Republic, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, The Uraraka
I wonder who was the NS DOS Any% speedrun world record.
Dragons Of Power
First DOS guy I encountered as a guy named Rediland/Polacino. Kovichialand remembers, maybe.
Creeperopolis, Kovichialand, Dragons Of Power
gm, people
or should i say afternoon?
good (whatever time it is for you).
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power
i love second breakfast
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, The Uraraka
Breakfast is bad.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Dragons Of Power
It's the most important meal of the day...
It only tastes bad if you forgot to brush your teeth, Quebecshire.
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento
We're close to 100 nations! Long live The League!
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton, The Uraraka
long live the league
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power
March 29, 2021
Kalole
The Lyoa National Police Force raided a house connected with the National Freedom Front's Kalole Unit. The house was empty when police entered, but a cache of firearms and bomb-making materials were uncovered. Several books containing left-wing writings were also discovered, along with an NFF flag.
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
wait what's this though?
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
The oppsertion of the civians goes ery well
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
Lyoan police raided a safe house of communist urban guerrillas.
Creeperopolis, Xusma, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
lmao
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Nah i just made a bomb ass shake and spicy egg sandwich dawg
Creeperopolis, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
LMAOOO I JUST GOT ISSUE 75
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Also, first day of Q4 and Mr. Williams gives three assignments.
0 ELA assignments
1 Math assignment
3 Civics assignments
And I hope Science isn't like Civics.
Some teachers are just plain evil.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Servers have no rights. We must give more power to the kitchen workers
Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, New Makasta, East Yourtanad, South Alderton
Y'know, NS should add clowning as a feature for RMBs.
I mean like, Quote, Like, Clown
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
:clown:
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Discord emojis don't work the same on the RMB 🤡
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad
cope
Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad, South Alderton
Imagine making a post so cringe (in the bad way) that even Creeper and Dragons of Power refuse to like it.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Cope and seethe
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Creeperopolis, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Greater Sacramento
Death to the NFF
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa
What does NFF mean?
NFF
Acronym Definition
NFF National Forest Foundation
NFF Neutral File Format
NFF No Fault Found
NFF Noordelijk Film Festival (Netherlands)
25 more rows
NFF - What does NFF stand for? The Free Dictionary
sooo which one? I'd assume you're talking about the Dutch Noordelijk Film Festival, since it makes the most sense in this context.
Paleocacher, Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Cope harder
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad
I will.
Creeperopolis, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, East Yourtanad
Oh, hey, I answered Issue 524, Something is Rotten in [nation name], and I chose answer no. 1, so here are the results:
Industry: Beverage Sales
Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating -3.67 → 36.49 1,094%
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 359.56 → 613.00 70.5%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 3.77 → 5.18 37.4%
Industry: Insurance
Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating 1,687.73 → 2,043.34 21.1%
Political Freedom
Diebold Election Inking Scale 60.80 → 65.22 7.3%
Industry: Book Publishing
Bella Potter Productivity e-Index 4,843.07 → 5,181.33 7.0%
Industry: Retail
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 5,246.65 → 5,582.70 6.4%
Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 5,943.76 → 6,275.98 5.6%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 32.64 → 33.65 3.1%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 98.74 → 101.24 2.5%
Charmlessness
Kardashian Reflex Score 1.15 → 1.16 0.87%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 104.62 → 105.37 0.72%
Average Disposable Income
Rhodium Quarters 40,886.40 → 41,174.99 0.71%
Economic Output
Rhodium Quarters 6,116,999,999,999 → 6,151,000,000,000 0.56%
Average Income
Rhodium Quarters 62,421.98 → 62,766.75 0.55%
Environmental Beauty
Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 560.09 → 561.94 0.33%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 9.79 → 9.82 0.31%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 14.14 → 14.18 0.28%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 1,110.39 → 1,109.34 0.09%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 34.52 → 34.41 0.32%
Inclusiveness
Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 114.08 → 112.95 0.99%
Political Apathy
Whatever 51.62 → 51.00 1.2%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 67.12 → 66.29 1.2%
Averageness
Average Standardized Normality Scale 51.23 → 49.82 2.8%
Authoritarianism
milliStalins 533.77 → 502.04 5.9%
Industry: Trout Fishing
Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index 4,811.51 → 4,469.45 7.1%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 5,760.31 → 5,254.31 8.8%
Sector: Agriculture
Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index -4.42 → -5.20 17.6%
Industry: Timber Woodchipping
Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index -4.00 → -5.10 27.5%
Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 2.43 → 1.68 30.9%
Industry: Basket Weaving
Hickory Productivity Index 1,144.72 → 664.09 42.0%
Industry: Mining
Blue Sky Asbestos Index 513.66 → 145.95 71.6%
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Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Post by Anarchian Republic suppressed by Quebecshire.
i have nazi pozitive sign
should i leave?
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
None? Its the National Freedom Front. Thats in Lyoas post
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power, Lyoa
I mean, it's the truth. The servers are over here making $1500 to $2000 each paycheck while constantly complaining about the smallest things, constantly calling out and screwing up orders for the kitchen while the kitchen is making around $800 at most and not even close to the amount of complaining that the servers do and, at least for my case, are working way more hours than the servers are, then that's a problem. Servers don't deserve rights, empower the kitchen workers
The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, Quebecshire, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
I said it for the lols. Because it's an Alderton moment.
Creeperopolis, Dragons Of Power
Me trying to get a job as a waiter seeing Eminoples post 👀
Creeperopolis, Eminople, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, South Alderton
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.