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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
so you donÂ’t even bury the bodies in respect you just keep them around?
Honestly I think itÂ’s better off funding the terrorists
you also do not spread good people of persia are oppressed by your people the financial situation of the inhabitants has not changed you just pump oil on their territory
burying people is not our concern, let the city authorities do it
Oppressed?
My people havenÂ’t even moved their yet, and we have better civil and political rights then you, we also treat our colonies well giving them part of our benefit.
And most of Persia isnÂ’t oil, we get oil from that parts that have oil like Persia does irl
oh okay so you donÂ’t respect dead people either?
to be honest, we found your weapons from terrorists and there were guesses about sponsorship
Who is Gangue Da Caveira
WhatÂ’s a candidate discriptiok about
Somebody who applied for one of the roles...!
Lemona
Uh, we not terrorists
Lemona
Maybe Elkonie was the terrorist all alongÂ
huh
IÂ’ve still never heard of them lol
my residency would be more then 3 months if I didnÂ’t accidentally go into another region thinking I was on a puppet
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1630980
This may help, just basically why people should elect you... Doesn't have to be too long.
Lemona
you have strange information, since the nearest point of hostilities near Persia is in the city of Kabul
Yeah, weÂ’ll, I think we may need to set up an international coalition in a few days or so to deal with them.
Lemona
I can extend your residency if it was a accident, i will double check
Lemona
I get my information from the citizens of those cities
5 months?
Lemona
It means that you own all of Afghanistan and we need to safely withdraw troops and your troops are approaching the city
I forgot about this, uh, let me see what I can do.
Lemona
If that means you want to withdraw, I'm happy to take you off haha.
Lemona
Wiat
Did they let you in Afghanistan?
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okay
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Okay, thanks!
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No, donÂ’t do that, but I think I may be screwed running against Ardeyn.
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I would probably vote for Ardeyn lol
I trust them a bit more
I mean a lot more
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Once someone claims it you have to get their permission
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ItÂ’s really only that ArdeynÂ’s been here longer than me and theyÂ’re a bigger nation.
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our operation started before Pinevilla took over Afghanistan
All I have to worry about is some nation IÂ’ve never heard of before
Well, yes.
Lemona
I think IÂ’m gonna write my own dispatch for the description.
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I already saw that, and once they claim it you canÂ’t just continue what you are doing.
Just start a disinformation campaign against him Lol..!
Lemona
NUCL you have no opposition lol
AinÂ’t no one gonna vote for me unless of theyÂ’re new and donÂ’t know us.
Lemona
Someone apply then!
Lemona
That's great thank you!
Lemona
I have already announced that I want to withdraw troops from there
Yeah but that would be bad. I donÂ’t wanna spread rumors.
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FaveNova I doubt would win
Pinevilla has a better chance but
Ardeyn is most likely
and also I would be surprised if people vote the dude running against me cuz IÂ’ve never heard of them
minister of defense, I feel like Lkandria would win because they online more
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Once I feel like it that isÂ
Which actually needs to be today cause ima be in New Orleans with my aunt next week and possibly the week after that.
Lemona
You can try running for cabinet later in summer
Plus I think BrendenE needs a break
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I was joking yeah haha
Lemona
I am gonna do that though. IÂ’ll actually probably either be independent or form my own party thatÂ’s like the Christian Democratic Party or something.
Lemona
IÂ’m gonna start this off like an add:
We here at Lemona would love to be you Minister of Domestic Affairs. We are very active meaning you can talk to us a lot, unlike the person who is trying to run against us that IÂ’ve never of before.
We will try to get the census out quicker saying HOW IS IT STILL NOT OUT???!
And we will also desire to keep this region together, and not have it fall apart like it has.
And if you are reading this,
THE NATION THAT RUN AGAINST ME IS A FRAUD
Haha region go brrrrr
Lemona
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1730826
I've added my candidate statement lemona maybe that will help you haha
Lemona
In your campaign speech you must not only tell the people what they want, but also why the person running against you is stupid
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Do you actually want that haha?
Lemona
Yes
But also at the end add how we also give the region what they deserve
The TRTHNBB people are done with women!
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hahahahahaha lol
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Okay IÂ’m confused haha just send me the exact statement you want over telegram 😂
Lemona
oki
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Cheers!
Lemona
My campaigns Moto:
LEZZZ GOOO
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What I wrote my sound like a joke, but I promise you, itÂ’s just a really good campaign speach
Ah yes I will add another thing for that
Lemona
LEZZZ GOOO totally has nothing to do with a rapper, and means lets get moving as better region and such
And also get the census out quicker
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The person against me hasnÂ’t been online for 3 days, so if you vote them I will literally-
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The nation running against me also doesnÂ’t have a party!
They arenÂ’t even independent they just donÂ’t have anything!
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The socialist automation party really only has 3 members
Because one is dead and the other is in balder
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Question: is Ardeyn really 5/5 active or is that an outdated statement?
Lemona
ThatÂ’s what I was gonna say
at 3:00 local time we will leave Central Asia due to the successful completion of the operation, thanks to additional forces, aircraft will also be provided to take out all those who wish
hmmmmmmm
I have all the census results they were supposed to be released in the 10th Edition of the social reformer, it's been delayed :(. So I have proposed that we release the next Newspaper after the election ( to also include all the results of that too.)
Lemona
Yeah I think ima put that I am more active than Ardeyn actually.
The only reason I put 4/5 on my form is because I tend to sleep late sometimes.
Lemona
I asked all members to self-define their own activity rating.
Lemona
yayayayay
at this point the citrus war transcript is not going tk be finished do you can probably put that on the newspaper as unfinished or something
Census results are cursed btw :D
Lemona
Ok but still
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lol
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Also please can people read and upvote this because these dispatches are incredibly painful and time-consuming to make :D
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1730826
Lemona
Ardeyn, are you a 4 or a 5 :D?
Lemona
That sounds like what a kid would ask another kid to see how they rate how hot they are lol
We accuse Lemona of supporting global terrorism and separatism
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Ardeyn is 11/10 yes.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
This is like asking a mute person to say how old they are.
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Can confirm
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WTF WHAT DID THE LEMON DO
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The same day the candidate deadline is is when my milk expires
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Anyway I'm gonna get back to cave, cya
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hahahahahah lol
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The Brit comes, but as he does not see any interesting thing he leaves one again
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lol
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If some new alliance or organisation pops up
Or Lemona is being Lemona I'll come back.
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haha
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Oh heyyyy dad
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sponsors terrorism
in the country of New-Union during the citrus war, sponsors terrorism in Central Asia, sponsors pirates in Somalia
Should I be elected PM, (based on who has currently applied) I think this would be my preferred cabinet;
- PM, NUCL
- DPM, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ardeyn
- Minister of Domestic Affairs, Lemona
- Minister of Defense, Lkandria
- Minister of Culture, The Washington Federation
- Cartographer, Kaltburg
Lemona, Elkonie
I donÂ’t sponsor pirates
I am the pirates stupid
And also you know nothing of the citrus war you didnÂ’t even exist at the time
And IÂ’ve dealt with my own terrorists
Shooting my emperor
Depends if Vlaskal is interested, plus they may want to continue as Security Officer which would be good?
Lemona
Yeah it would be good
Thing is, I donÂ’t like the roles piling on top of each other, like Minister of Foreign Affairs is piled on YodleÂ’s existing role as founder.
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