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NOICE I accidentally stumbled on the most based region ever

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Also please can you remove my nation from this as I never agreed to enter this group. Thanks!

ik

I still have to fix

I am to lazy to

but I will

Kaidia

Vordoslavia wrote:ik

I still have to fix

I am to lazy to

but I will

just go into edit and backspace

Kaidia wrote:da kaidian chronicle has been added an article

That’s dope!

New United Common-Lands, Kaidia

Yodle wrote:That’s dope!

Gratias tibi!

Epic Gaymers Of Ostland wrote:So what does this region basically do?

We have a discord server too if you are interested?

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Remember, if you ever see a member of the US military begin saying code words from leaked MKUltra documents to see what happens

Socialistic Britain

Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Terrifying

Socialistic Britain

Jarlos

New United Common-Lands

[pre]I don't own a bible, just the APM Body of Knowledge 7th Edition[/pre]

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Happy birthday!

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

It’s my dogs birthday too

New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Happy birthday Lkandria!

New United Common-Lands wrote:[pre]I don't own a bible, just the APM Body of Knowledge 7th Edition[/pre]

the latter is much preferable

New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps

"Hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on."

I DID IT

New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Happy bday!

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

I am back and I'd like to have a word with both Kaidia and -Annoyance- for settling in my realm of influence

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:I am back and I'd like to have a word with both Kaidia and -Annoyance- for settling in my realm of influence

Not least with Kaidia for trying to make a government-funded religious site on a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Happy birthday!

Socialistic Britain wrote:Happy birthday Lkandria!

New United Common-Lands wrote:Happy bday!

Thank you guys

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:It’s my dogs birthday too

Tell your dog I said “happy birthday”

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:Tell your dog I said “happy birthday”

Yh- me too!!! Pleas

Happy birthday Lkandriaaaaaa

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:Tell your dog I said “happy birthday”

Yh Graat B-Day

New United Common-Lands wrote:We have a discord server too if you are interested?

Noice will join it in the future

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Happy birthday bro. Enjoy life while you can before you get cucked by the IRS

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes

Everybody loves taxes! Don't you?

Anyway, happy B-Day!! Congrats

Kaidia, Adreabhal, Mjau

The Royal Family of Almaseriata is interested in purchasing some properties in other countries.

Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

2009 is calling

Kaidia

After an unsuccessful liberation, I'm back in the WA. Endorsements coming

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Mjau, Pyhdon

Adreabhal wrote:I am back and I'd like to have a word with both Kaidia and -Annoyance- for settling in my realm of influence

Adreabhal wrote:Not least with Kaidia for trying to make a government-funded religious site on a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith

Hm?

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Adreabhal wrote:I am back and I'd like to have a word with both Kaidia and -Annoyance- for settling in my realm of influence

What is this "sphere"? I mean I have one myself but name it

Kaidia

Risorgia wrote:After an unsuccessful liberation, I'm back in the WA. Endorsements coming

I would liberate, but I cannot be bothered after every liberation to endorse every nation again and get them to endorse me back..

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau

There's a sense of satisfaction seeing everyone endorse me back. But it's my first time so who knows how many liberations until it gets boring.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I would liberate, but I cannot be bothered after every liberation to endorse every nation again and get them to endorse me back..

I'm not even in the WA

Mjau

Kaidia wrote:I'm not even in the WA

Average Acadia moment...

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Mjau wrote:Average Acadia moment...

jesuschristhelpme

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Socialistic Britain wrote: REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 28TH OF DECEMBER

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[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 1][POV, Robert Griffith's:]

it was a cold day, snow blanketed London and Parliament, Today a discussion was being hold on some non-important vote, Something about regulations on workers safety.. I can't remember, I was spaced out, not listening to the MPs or Clerk of the House, I began to think how annoying it'll be to deal with that snow outside.. jesus it'll be freezing out there. When suddenly an MP tapped me on my shoulder and leaned in to whisper something "Do you know when this session'll be over?" I glanced over "No.." The nervous MP leaned back and presumably asked another MP next to them the same question, once doing so leaning back in and telling me "They said 20 Minutes if you were curious PM" I kept a blank expression on my face "Cheers.." I felt exhausted and was glad to hear I could leave soon and get a well needed nap, now it was just time to wait..[/I][/spoiler]

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A Disguised revolutionary kept digging, He was directly under parliament. He had been digging for months now, Nobody knew he or his Comrades were there. Behind him a fellow revolutionary handed him explosives, more down the line were handing explosives down for him to plant, He did so, with more and more explosives being handed to him. Added onto the pile. This tunnel extended for miles, it was a monumental feat, the revolutionaries themselves couldn't believe it. They had used the sewers, gathering information about parts of the sewers that were frequently cleaned or visited by government workers and parts that weren't, getting the closest to parliament they could and digging a hole in the sewer walls to it, hiding it out of sight of anybody. Finally the flow of explosives had stopped and they had all been planted. The revolutionary that had planted them made sure they were set, carefully examining them, with the revolutionary behind rushing, he quickly stated "Be Patient damnit!" his voice echoing through the tunnel and some revolutionaries snickering at his comments "The General will be proud of us, He will not believe it!" the revolutionary behind gestured for him to be quiet, he did so. The revolutionaries began their way back out the tunnel, ducking their way through the narrow tunnel.[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 2][POV, Robert Griffith's:]

Time felt as if it was dragging on for hours.. it felt like it had been an hour now but I know it had only been 15 minutes, I just had to endure 5 minutes..

Whilst I was glancing around, I spotted the MOW (Minister Of War) and MOI (Minister Of Intelligence) discussing with each other in the far corner of parliament near the doors, they seemed to be joking.. I got curious, looking over to the Clerk of the house, seeing them pre-occupied with a particularly unruly MP, I took the opportunity to stand up and sneak over to the two ministers, with everybody seemingly that disinterested that they didn't spot me or if they did, they didn't care. As I approached the two ministers they looked over to me, the MOI with his usual eagle-eyed stare through his glasses and the MOW with his usual fury. I spoke loud enough for them to hear me but quietly enough for nobody else to "What are you two discussing? It has to be more interesting than this debate.." The MOI adjusted his glasses "Sir.. how do we put this?" The MOI and MOW looked at eachother, snickering as they did so, almost as if they were saying to each other “Im not telling him, you are”, The MOW let out one final chuckle before finally saying in a hushed tone "The Pyhdon Emperor got arrested going into Lemona!" The MOW Burst out laughing with the MOI Snickering to himself yet again, earning a few looks from MPs across parliament, I stood there for a second slightly thinking they were joking "Really?" they both quickly replied "Yes!" I joined in their snickering, How could the Pyhdon Emperor get himself caught in Lemona? I wondered though, why was he there anyway? I decided to ask "Do you know why he was in Lemona?" The MOI Paused for a Moment "Our Intelligence isn't sure why, it may have been something do with all this IBSO Nonsense.. anyhow it is Hilarious." The MOW Chuckled "Heh, yeah.." Suddenly, The Clerk of the house shouted across the house along with a bang of his gavel "This Session of parliament is Over! We shall continue this debate tomorrow!" The 2 Ministers and I all looked at eachother, I spoke up first "Would you two join me on a walk?" The MOW Looked unsure but the MOI was eager, the MOI spoke first "Hmm.. Why not? I have some plans to discuss with you anyhow" I and the MOI looked over to the MOW, he finally spoke "I have some matters back at the Ministry of War to sort, I'll have to deal with that first.." I responded "Alright then, I won't impede your job Minister, get to it!" The MOW quickly scurried off, Exiting parliament, I and the MOI looked back at eachother "shall we get going then?" he said with us exiting parliament behind the MOW[/spoiler]

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All the Revolutionaries had finally exited the tunnel, with a charge leading out of the tunnel to where the revolutionaries stood, ready to blow parliament sky high any moment, One of the Revolutionaries radios crackled to life, It was Revolutionaries above ground outside parliament itself, they had spotted the MOW, MOI And Prime Minister, The revolutionaries quickly surrounded the single Revolutionaries radio, carefully listening to what the party above ground had to say. They were going to blow up parliament any how but assassinating the PM is what they really wanted, they quickly formulated a plan, realising the MOW wasn't with them and it was just the PM and MOI on a walk. Observe where the PM and MOI are going and intersect their path, Assassinate the PM at all costs. The above ground group agreed, and dispersed, carefully following the PMs Path, One revolutionary, James Mild, had been assigned the task of following the PM the Closest. Strangely the PM didn't have any security with him, the Revolutionaries found this odd but Robert was a man of the people, so they assumed he had simply ordered for no security to be with him, anyhow they prepared themselves, Watching the MOI and PM move across the street and get closer to 10 Downing Street, James following closely behind, the PM and MOI stopped just a few feet from the gates of 10 Downing Street, the MOI had his back to James but the PM was facing him, the PM hadn't noticed him yet but he soon would[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 3][POV, Robert Griffith's:]

I and the MOI had stopped outside the gates of 10 Downing Street, just a few feet from it, the MOI was going on and on about his new plans for intelligence gathering, I was half-heartedly listening, zoning out and observing my surroundings. I had seen everything around 10 Downing Street a million times now, but it never got old, the trees and buildings, older than I was by centuries, when suddenly, I noticed a peculiar man almost run-walking towards me and the MOI. The MOI hadn't noticed I was zoned out by now or my perplexed look at the individual, too focused on what he was saying. The man I had spotted had his eyes fixated on me, he looked almost manic, Insane even, he wore a brown trenchcoat, grey jumper, black pants and a brown cap. He got closer and closer, feet away from us when finally he began to reach into his trenchcoat

Time froze, and it was too late when I realised what was about to happen, it was almost as if everything had gone into slow motion as I saw the man pull out a handgun and aim it at me, 3 shots rang out, the first missed, the second two hit my shoulder and chest, I felt a stinging pain as the MOI whipped his head around to face the attacker and security at the gate rushed at him. When he began to pull the handgun out several people noticed and ran. But now that he had fired, everyone noticed. I collapsed to the ground in pain, as the MOI shouted for the security to apprehend him, he had already began booking it down the street. Thankfully however civilians had gotten in his way and stopped him themselves, my vision began to become blurry as I made out the silhouette of the MOI trying to assist me to my feet, throwing my arm over his shoulder "WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL!" The MOI shouted, he kept barking orders at the security, the attacker had been apprehended now and was being dealt with by a few security, the rest were tending to me. They quickly got a vehicle, I, the MOI and a few security got into the car and drove to the nearest hospital across the river, passing the parliament. As we did so however approaching the bridge. An explosion roared from behind the car, I glanced over at the MOI, his expression said it all, he was looking behind us towards parliament, and muttered in a panicked tone "They Blew Up Parliament.."[/spoiler]

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TO BE CONTINUED

REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 28TH OF DECEMBER

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[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 4]I stared at the MOI, did I just hear him right? surely they haven't.. I mustered my strength and looked behind me through the boot of the car towards Parliament, to my horror all I could see was smoke and people running away. "Those B######s actually did.." I muttered under my breath, I collapsed back onto the seat and stared straight forward, a government worker in the seat next to me tending to my wounds whilst we pulled up to the hospital, I started to feel more and more woozy before passing out due to blood loss[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=NO POV]The PM had passed out within the car, The MOI and government worker looked at eachother and knew what they had to do, They got Robert out of the car and placed his arms over their shoulders, The government worker on the left and MOI on the right, they quickly scurried to the Hospital entrance, dragging Robert along, quickly getting him medical attention. Back towards parliament people were scrambling to figure out what had happened, with many realising it had been an attack by Monarchist revolutionaries. Smoke engulfed the area that was parliament, with it spreading further and further into the sky and across London, Soldiers located within the city rushed to the area, along with any security. The other revolutionaries within the city had taken the opportunity to now escape, long gone from London, they most likely wouldn't be caught for months, The revolutionaries underground were still navigating the sewer system to get out, however police did block the sewer exits so they're bound to get caught. The revolutionary that had shot the PM, James, had been taken to a police station, and was now in police custody being questioned, however so far it hasn't gotten anywhere, and it most likely won't.

In the sewers, the Revolutionaries began to see light, they realised they had found an exit, they quickly scrambled towards it, wading through the water and rubbish and diet inside the sewer, One approached the exit, then three and soon all of them, before they all realised police were waiting for them, hiding around the corner of the sewer exit. Some accepted their fate, others tried to run back into the sewers but failed. All of them were caught and brought into police custody to be questioned by government operatives.[/spoiler]

Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia

Kaidia wrote:I'm not even in the WA

Skill issue

Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Skill issue

yeah uh

I did something dumb

so now I'm here

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau

Kaidia wrote:yeah uh

I did something dumb

so now I'm here

Hey btw Kaidia, just wanna let you know mentioning a nation in the forums doesn't give them a notice so I only saw your RP post like yesterday

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau

Kaidia wrote:Hm?

I don't like that you sent settlers to Jerusalem. That's a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith and too close to my sphere of influence. I'll RP an official response soon but consider this a preliminary warning

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

[I]Pyhdon going to Kaidia to arrange a conference with Adreabhal. Jerusalem MUST be neutral under a new SDUPG law. [/I]

Kaidia, Adreabhal

Socialistic Britain wrote:REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 28TH OF DECEMBER

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[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 4]I stared at the MOI, did I just hear him right? surely they haven't.. I mustered my strength and looked behind me through the boot of the car towards Parliament, to my horror all I could see was smoke and people running away. "Those B######s actually did.." I muttered under my breath, I collapsed back onto the seat and stared straight forward, a government worker in the seat next to me tending to my wounds whilst we pulled up to the hospital, I started to feel more and more woozy before passing out due to blood loss[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=NO POV]The PM had passed out within the car, The MOI and government worker looked at eachother and knew what they had to do, They got Robert out of the car and placed his arms over their shoulders, The government worker on the left and MOI on the right, they quickly scurried to the Hospital entrance, dragging Robert along, quickly getting him medical attention. Back towards parliament people were scrambling to figure out what had happened, with many realising it had been an attack by Monarchist revolutionaries. Smoke engulfed the area that was parliament, with it spreading further and further into the sky and across London, Soldiers located within the city rushed to the area, along with any security. The other revolutionaries within the city had taken the opportunity to now escape, long gone from London, they most likely wouldn't be caught for months, The revolutionaries underground were still navigating the sewer system to get out, however police did block the sewer exits so they're bound to get caught. The revolutionary that had shot the PM, James, had been taken to a police station, and was now in police custody being questioned, however so far it hasn't gotten anywhere, and it most likely won't.

In the sewers, the Revolutionaries began to see light, they realised they had found an exit, they quickly scrambled towards it, wading through the water and rubbish and diet inside the sewer, One approached the exit, then three and soon all of them, before they all realised police were waiting for them, hiding around the corner of the sewer exit. Some accepted their fate, others tried to run back into the sewers but failed. All of them were caught and brought into police custody to be questioned by government operatives.[/spoiler]

The news of a parliament bombing and the shooting of PM Robert Griffith's has been sent out to the world and nation leaders, the Daily Worker has already released various reports on the events, wishing the PM a speedy recovery and whoever committed these horrible acts to be found and tried under British law. Almost 300 People have been confirmed dead in this horrific act, and more bodies are still being found. Anyone suspected of being sympathetic to the Monarchist cause are being ridiculed and publicly shamed. More news is to come.

Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal, why don't you just invade it BEFORE[/I] you gave me a chance to make it illegal to settle there

Kaidia, Adreabhal

Post self-deleted by Pyhdon.

Pyhdon wrote:Adreabhal, why don't you just invade it BEFORE[/I] you gave me a chance to make it illegal to settle there

We're considering invasion if diplomacy doesn't achieve for us a favorable outcome; we're just not as keen to invade Kaidia as I would be Pyhdon because a) Kaidia is much stronger than you are and b) I have a history of at least warm diplomatic relations with Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hey btw Kaidia, just wanna let you know mentioning a nation in the forums doesn't give them a notice so I only saw your RP post like yesterday

oh

well

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Pyhdon wrote:[I]An event in Pyhdon in retaliation to the Emperor Pyhdon over Orangé Juicism has left the area around Al-'Amn Mosque devastated. The Ministry of Agriculture, A'aramaaan Al-Huth is now in hospital. Another 1,000,000 died in that explosion.

Wait I'm sorry what

Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:We're considering invasion if diplomacy doesn't achieve for us a favorable outcome; we're just not as keen to invade Kaidia as I would be Pyhdon because a) Kaidia is much stronger than you are and b) I have a history of at least warm diplomatic relations with Kaidia

I am head of law for SDUPG, so I have to be in all con's, and the ban is just temporary to get K out.

Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:I don't like that you sent settlers to Jerusalem. That's a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith and too close to my sphere of influence. I'll RP an official response soon but consider this a preliminary warning

Well, Gaian Jerusalem is also a Kaedia Christin holy site, just like Jerusalem on Earth.

Plus, I never saw you take it.

Adreabhal

Post self-deleted by Pyhdon.

Pyhdon wrote:After Kaidia invaded Jerusalem and my leader went to kaidia some whom are Orange Juicist raided a mosque in Αθήνα-Φλέβα-μεταλλεύματος-Πύχδοτον. a million died(because it is only 100ft from Capitol Palace

What?

Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Well, Gaian Jerusalem is also a Kaedia Christin holy site, just like Jerusalem on Earth.

Plus, I never saw you take it.

Orange Juicist doctrine forbids anyone from building anything there, which according to millions of faithful here, includes you. Our goal is not to build a temple in that area; our goal is to protect it from colonial proto-capitalist landmongers that would undertake actions similar to your own

Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Well, Gaian Jerusalem is also a Kaedia Christin holy site, just like Jerusalem on Earth.

Plus, I never saw you take it.

I don't mean so, I did not. I am trying to make sure that all Kaedian Christians and Orange juicists can go without "passport control"

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:After Kaidia invaded Jerusalem and my leader went to kaidia some whom are Orange Juicist raided a mosque in Αθήνα-Φλέβα-μεταλλεύματος-Πύχδοτον. a million died(because it is only 100ft from Capitol Palace

Chief Orange Juicism hasn't extended much beyond Adreabhal's borders; I find that very hard to believe

Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Orange Juicist doctrine forbids anyone from building anything there, which according to millions of faithful here, includes you. Our goal is not to build a temple in that area; our goal is to protect it from colonial proto-capitalist landmongers that would undertake actions similar to your own

Huh.

Interesting.

Adreabhal

Pyhdon wrote:I don't mean so, I did not. I am trying to make sure that all Kaedian Christians and Orange juicists can go without "passport control"

raises eyebrow

Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Risorgia

Lawid wrote:Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon

Please, take some time away. If you have to, take a nice vacation from the site. There is a reason that there's a "Vacation Mode" setting.

Get better soon!

Yodle, Adreabhal

Lawid wrote:[spoiler]Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon[/spoiler]

Hope you're able to recover quickly Lawid, sorry to hear things have been tough for you. Take as much time as you need!

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:[I]An event in Pyhdon in retaliation to the Emperor Pyhdon over Orangé Juicism has left the area around Al-'Amn Mosque devastated. The Ministry of Agriculture, A'aramaaan Al-Huth is now in hospital. Another 1,000,000 died in that explosion.

Godmodding, again

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lawid wrote:Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon

Oof, yeah man, take care. We all hope you'll feel better soon!

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.

I think he's mad I put a brick in holy land

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:Godmodding, again

That is an internal affair, oops

Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Godmodding, again

Very sorry, that was supposed to be in a Word Document

Kaidia

But I have got angry Orange Juiciest and Kaidian Christians. My country has all faiths

[sup]even plan to save 10 mil lives[/sup]

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal

But my main religion is Islam

Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:oh

well

Socialistic Britain

...

i'll pretend you didnt do that

Lawid wrote:Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon

Take as long as you need comrade.

Lawid, Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:But I have got angry Orange Juiciest and Kaidian Christians. My country has all faiths

[sup]even plan to save 10 mil lives[/sup]

Adreabhal said that his religion hasn’t gone out of his borders

Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lkandria wrote:Adreabhal said that his religion hasn’t gone out of his borders

Oh-k... Idk but I know I have all religions in TRTHNBB

Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:...

i'll pretend you didnt do thatTake as long as you need comrade.

well um

can I still get da land

Socialistic Britain

Lawid wrote:Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.

Sadly its possible i'll be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon

Comrade, pls be careful and get well soon, and do not fall again in the sport...

Lawid, Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:Oh-k... Idk but I know I have all religions in TRTHNBB

Really?

I find that hard to believe.

I know you don't even have an atom of a Neo-Hellvonic.

Kaidia wrote:well um

can I still get da land

Idk, but I think Soc will say something like

"No"

Yodle, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Really?

I find that hard to believe.

I know you don't even have an atom of a Neo-Hellvonic.

I do, but I wanna oust them for some reason... idk... I have all the Mainstream religions and the Neo-Hellvonicians

Yodle, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Not least with Kaidia for trying to make a government-funded religious site on a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith

New United Common-Lands u know 3 of my holy sites are in your Earth territory. Same for you, Adreabhal but on Gaia.

NUCL:

Makkah

Madinah

Jerusalem

Adreabhal:

Makkah

Madinah

Jidda

Yodle, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Pyhdon wrote:I do, but I wanna oust them for some reason... idk... I have all the Mainstream religions and the Neo-Hellvonicians

Neo-Hellvonics

Also, really? Most don't even bother leaving Kaidia, since I hold pretty much all of their holy sites. (except one which is co-owned by me and Lemona)

They just try to bring back "Kaidian Pride" with the classical ways

Yodle, Socialistic Britain

Kaidia wrote:Neo-Hellvonics

Also, really? Most don't even bother leaving Kaidia, since I hold pretty much all of their holy sites. (except one which is co-owned by me and Lemona)

They just try to bring back "Kaidian Pride" with the classical ways

[I]I know[/I] just that some of your [I]citizens[/I] are stuck in my [I]border patrol[/I] and some of them are Neo-hellvonics

[I]Pyhdon oust all Neo-Hellvonics[/I]

Yodle, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Orange Juicist doctrine forbids anyone from building anything there, which according to millions of faithful here, includes you. Our goal is not to build a temple in that area; our goal is to protect it from colonial proto-capitalist landmongers that would undertake actions similar to your own

Same here, except that our religion only allows building if it is for the [I]mosque[/I] in the holy area, the areas holy are mosques with their surrounding cities.

Yodle, Kaidia

Since these mosques were established in -147 irl, people have built cities there

Yodle, Kaidia

Jerusalem has Al-Aqsa

Yodle, Kaidia

Lemonan citizen allowance has dropped for no apparent reas- BUG IN MY CODE!

Yodle, Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:Same here, except that our religion only allows building if it is for the [I]mosque[/I] in the holy area, the areas holy are mosques with their surrounding cities.

Kaedia Christins (and the Hellvonics before them) have a virtue of building holy sites to gift and praise the gods, mostly in Skyrim-like tombs where dead are rested to the afterlife.

The only thing not inherited from Hellvonicism is the tombs filled with dead bodies. Instead, they opt for a more Christian place of worship.

Also, this Jerusalem Church is going to be the biggest project yet for Kaidia, even bringing along the Kaidian Engineering Corps, responsible for alot of Kaidian innovations today.

Yodle, Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:Lemonan citizen allowance has dropped for no apparent reas- BUG IN MY CODE!

And it’s not like we arent going to investigate this

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:But I have got angry Orange Juiciest and Kaidian Christians. My country has all faiths

[sup]even plan to save 10 mil lives[/sup]

SALVATION

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal

You don’t see it, do you?

Yodle, Kaidia

One million lives

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:SALVATION

for the faith, for the might of our lord

for the home of the holy

Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Kaidia wrote:for the faith, for the might of our lord

for the home of the holy

for the faith, for the way of the sword

Gave their lives so boldly

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sabaton is very good

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Astravica, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:well um

can I still get da land

Yeah

Yodle, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:We're considering invasion if diplomacy doesn't achieve for us a favorable outcome; we're just not as keen to invade Kaidia as I would be Pyhdon because a) Kaidia is much stronger than you are and b) I have a history of at least warm diplomatic relations with Kaidia

Better not

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Vordoslavia

Adreabhal wrote:We're considering invasion if diplomacy doesn't achieve for us a favorable outcome; we're just not as keen to invade Kaidia as I would be Pyhdon because a) Kaidia is much stronger than you are and b) I have a history of at least warm diplomatic relations with Kaidia

I'm not gonna leave btw

but I can maybe leave just like... half of the area empty?

Adreabhal, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Kaidia wrote:Well, Gaian Jerusalem is also a Kaedia Christin holy site

Me too

cause Teutonic Extremism

Man tensions are growing heavy

again

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:I'm not gonna leave btw

but I can maybe leave just like... half of the area empty?

I'd be fine with no development within five miles of the epicenter. Technically it should be ~10 miles but I also recognize that it's a holy site for your religion as well and I'd prefer to avoid a conflict with Kaidia because you would beat me up

Kaidia

Vordoslavia wrote:Me too

cause Teutonic Extremism

Man tensions are growing heavy

again

honestly

the holy site is for all

as long as you don't do terrorism or harm to anybody or anything

Vordoslavia

Adreabhal wrote:I'd be fine with no development within five miles of the epicenter. Technically it should be ~10 miles but I also recognize that it's a holy site for your religion as well and I'd prefer to avoid a conflict with Kaidia because you would beat me up

👍

Socialistic Britain

POV when you just casually die for a few months

Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Astravica, Kaidia

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Written by Refuge Isle.