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[I]Pyhdon uses stolen weapons to fight the Adreabhalis. [/I]

"I call for a CEASEFIRE!" someone says.

Who is that?

It is my Minister of Peace, Nokia Vancouver.

I call for another ceasefire and this war to end.

If you kill me in rp then I will call them.

The Martian Democracy wrote:I push in to Adreabhal, using my Zhonghua ships launched orbital defense platforms armed with strong laser to defend the ships and also fire at Adreabhalan cities if necessary. Aerial strike cruisers the size of a city block encircle the Zhonghua ships defending them. Soldiers on the Zhonghua ships are split into four main types: Mobile Infantry, speed based infantry armed with rifles and lightweight machetes to cover ground in jungle. Also to use if things turn melee. The second type is Armour Divisions, huge forces of tanks that are carried on great Zhonghua battleships. The third type is Boltfighters, soldiers with RPGs and anti-aircraft guns to shoot down planes and also to act like bolt guns; strong fire to deter enemies. The last type are pilots, using fighter jets to provide aerial support for the brave, strong Commonwealth forces. My forces fight offensively, aiming to take large swaths of ground, working with Lemonans and Adreabhalans to invade you.

I think you've reused the same bit of RP 3 times now

and.. did you forget to change the names from Adreabhal to Pyhdon?

Adreabhal wrote:Pretty sure Lemona declared war and Pyhdon declared war on me in response. Besides, I never formally approved Pyhdon’s additions to the treaty

Ok I accept.

I declared war on Lemona and [I]then[/I] you got involved

Pyhdon wrote:Bruh I don't mean [I]them[/I]

December 30, [uh, year here, I forgot]

The Vaygr fleet, now reunited with the southbound Adreabhala ships, moves north until it reaches the Suez Canal. Upon seeing seemingly hostile troops in the area, the fleet holds off to gather reconnaissance and confirm that the troops there are actually enemies

Socialistic Britain

[I]I declare a cease to the fighting. [I] WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?![/I][/I]

Adreabhal wrote:December 30, 2050

The Vaygr fleet, now reunited with the southbound Adreabhala ships, moves north until it reaches the Suez Canal. Upon seeing seemingly hostile troops in the area, the fleet holds off to gather reconnaissance and confirm that the troops there are actually enemies

I just ceasefired. Let's have a written treaty. you say what you want, and then I will add to it but then we both cannot change anything unless it sends a nation into bitter madness.

The Martian Democracy

Pyhdon wrote:I just ceasefired. Let's have a written treaty. you say what you want, and then I will add to it but then we both cannot change anything unless it sends a nation into bitter madness.

so.. you can only change something if it makes one of you really mad?

pretty weird change conditions but alr

Pyhdon wrote:this may become a problem is I [I]persuade [/I] NUCL to help me. I have got many friends in NationStates, and I will ask them to join me if you do not doo anything.

We are open to talks, in order to provide aid and assistance. Our Nation has no military.

Our report on your cyber security has been complete, we would be willing to share this information with you if certain conditions were met.

Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:We are open to talks, in order to provide aid and assistance. Our Nation has no military.

Our report on your cyber security has been complete, we would be willing to share this information with you if certain conditions were met.

Is that deal we made where my soldiers would garrison and protect your borders exclusive to Earth or does it extend to all of your territory

Socialistic Britain

Adreabhal wrote:Empress Thalia Mila shakes her head distatefully. “Cowards,” she intones.

“But, wait, aren’t they supporting us now?” Her confused secretary, Natalie points out.

“Dishonor of one friend is worse than an honorable enemy. But no matter. Our people are no longer under attack, and that is cause for celebration.”

She speaks into a message transmitter and gives the command for the Vaygr fleet to move past Africa and up towards Pyhdon. Their next target just changed, she informs them coldly

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ONE MOMENT EVERYONE IS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME AND Socialistic Britain asked me to join yall. Now that I joined yall, Im a coward and worse than Pyhdon. CANT YOU SEE I HAVE LOW EQ AND CAN'T REALLY PROCESS MUCH EMOTION AND STUFF? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO YALL ARE FINDING FAULT WITH ME OR GANGING UP ON ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG! STOP BEING MEAN AND JUST TELL ME! JOIN YALL? STAY WITH PYHDON? I'M SO CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY WHAT I DO TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY YALL? YALL ARE SO CONFUSING AND ANNOYING! Yall are just bullying me, that's what it is!

Pyhdon wrote:[I]pyhdon raids the Chadian ports an steals a load of war machines from Britain. [/I]

We send stronger navy fleets to guard the ports.

Socialistic Britain wrote:I think you've reused the same bit of RP 3 times now

and.. did you forget to change the names from Adreabhal to Pyhdon?

Yep. Fixed.

Pyhdon wrote:I just ceasefired. Let's have a written treaty. you say what you want, and then I will add to it but then we both cannot change anything unless it sends a nation into bitter madness.

Im fine with this, but let the rest of the nations decide.

Ardeyn wrote:Is that deal we made where my soldiers would garrison and protect your borders exclusive to Earth or does it extend to all of your territory

I mean at the time it was just earth it would be great if we can extend the deal. The Ardic Defenders of the Common lands 😇

Socialistic Britain

The Martian Democracy wrote:WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ONE MOMENT EVERYONE IS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME AND Socialistic Britain asked me to join yall. Now that I joined yall, Im a coward and worse than Pyhdon. CANT YOU SEE I HAVE LOW EQ AND CAN'T REALLY PROCESS MUCH EMOTION AND STUFF? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO YALL ARE FINDING FAULT WITH ME OR GANGING UP ON ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG! STOP BEING MEAN AND JUST TELL ME! JOIN YALL? STAY WITH PYHDON? I'M SO CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY WHAT I DO TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY YALL? YALL ARE SO CONFUSING AND ANNOYING! Yall are just bullying me, that's what it is!

Same sentiments here. Adreabhal invaded me just for moving near her borders.

The Martian Democracy

The Martian Democracy wrote:1. IM ZHONGHUA IN THE RP BE LESS FORGETFUL

2. IM ON YOUR SIDE NOW DELETE THIS RP POST YEP IM BETRAYING Pyhdon. Sorry, Pyhdon. But life is worth more than honour. I'll fight for good land in the final treaty and give your ppl lots of freedoms.

So, maybe delete your rp post?

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Pyhdon wrote:Same sentiments here. Adreabhal invaded me just for moving near her borders.

I know you won't forgive me, but I finally understand. Sorry. So, we've learnt the great powers of Gaia are truly mad and sadistic, right?

The Martian Democracy wrote:I know you won't forgive me, but I finally understand. Sorry. So, we've learnt the great powers of Gaia are truly mad and sadistic, right?

Let's have a new planet to get away from them. And I forgive you. We were both being bullied.

The Martian Democracy

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You have 292 scientific advancement

You can check it under your stats

How

Um, okay, anyway, I just wanted to let y’all know that I am at a retreat this weekend and reception isn’t the best so I’m gonna not RP anymore until tomorrow when I get back into town. We can resolve with a treaty then

Socialistic Britain

Adreabhal wrote:Um, okay, anyway, I just wanted to let y’all know that I am at a retreat this weekend and reception isn’t the best so I’m gonna not RP anymore until tomorrow when I get back into town. We can resolve with a treaty then

What is my sa?

The Martian Democracy wrote:WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ONE MOMENT EVERYONE IS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME AND Socialistic Britain asked me to join yall. Now that I joined yall, Im a coward and worse than Pyhdon. CANT YOU SEE I HAVE LOW EQ AND CAN'T REALLY PROCESS MUCH EMOTION AND STUFF? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO YALL ARE FINDING FAULT WITH ME OR GANGING UP ON ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG! STOP BEING MEAN AND JUST TELL ME! JOIN YALL? STAY WITH PYHDON? I'M SO CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY WHAT I DO TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY YALL? YALL ARE SO CONFUSING AND ANNOYING! Yall are just bullying me, that's what it is!

Dude that's just the characters rp

Socialistic Britain

84?! that must be wrong...

The Martian Democracy let us make a new region

The Martian Democracy

The Martian Democracy wrote:WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ONE MOMENT EVERYONE IS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME AND Socialistic Britain asked me to join yall. Now that I joined yall, Im a coward and worse than Pyhdon. CANT YOU SEE I HAVE LOW EQ AND CAN'T REALLY PROCESS MUCH EMOTION AND STUFF? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO YALL ARE FINDING FAULT WITH ME OR GANGING UP ON ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG! STOP BEING MEAN AND JUST TELL ME! JOIN YALL? STAY WITH PYHDON? I'M SO CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY WHAT I DO TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY YALL? YALL ARE SO CONFUSING AND ANNOYING! Yall are just bullying me, that's what it is!We send stronger navy fleets to guard the ports. Yep. Fixed.Im fine with this, but let the rest of the nations decide.

Uhhh..

that's just Adreabhal, so uh sorry?

adreabhal is just roleplaying, doesn't actually mean it

Pyhdon wrote:What is my sa?

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pyhdon/detail=trend?censusid=70

Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Martian Democracy

New United Common-Lands wrote:I mean at the time it was just earth it would be great if we can extend the deal. The Ardic Defenders of the Common lands 😇

Hmmm

Hey, you want some Brits in there?

they definitely won't rob your tea

New United Common-Lands

84?! Cette joue est rigged, est RIGGED!

Socialistic Britain wrote:Does the popcorn have poison in it?

Wh-what? Me? Poison? Never!

*Munch*

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Socialistic Britain wrote:Uhhh..

that's just Adreabhal, so uh sorry?

adreabhal is just roleplaying, doesn't actually mean it

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pyhdon/detail=trend?censusid=70

No it wasn't

Vlaskal wrote:Wh-what? Me? Poison? Never!

*Munch*

Are you sure there aren't any sedatives or things that could potentially cause bodily-harm hidden in that popcorn?

Socialistic Britain wrote:Are you sure there aren't any sedatives or things that could potentially cause bodily-harm hidden in that popcorn?

Idk

Pyhdon wrote:No it wasn't

I shoulda specified, I meant Adreabhal specifically with that roleplay.

Socialistic Britain wrote:I shoulda specified, I meant Adreabhal specifically with that roleplay.

[I]It looks like NUCL is losing power.[/I]

Socialistic Britain wrote:Are you sure there aren't any sedatives or things that could potentially cause bodily-harm hidden in that popcorn?

Don't you trust me?

Of course not!

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:[I]It looks like NUCL is losing power.[/I]

No

Socialistic Britain

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:No

He [I]did not join the war, so he thought he may lose. [/I]

Vlaskal wrote:Don't you trust me?

Of course not!

Okay fine, may I have some popcorn please?

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:No

Naur

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pyhdon wrote:He [I]did not join the war, so he thought he may lose. [/I]

No he didn’t join cuz he’s pacifist

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

Pyhdon wrote:[I]Pyhhrish troops prepare to come with Emperor Kamikaze to Lemona to get a peace treaty. [/I]

gimme land and money

Also I notice I misunderstood stood the rp and thought Adreabhal was at war, but I’m still continuing

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Socialistic Britain wrote:Okay fine, may I have some popcorn please?

Here ya go!

That'll cost you a barrel of tea

Socialistic Britain

Pyhhrish Government phone = +21222 463 745 4545

Pyhhrish website = gov.nunununu

Lemona wrote:gimme land and money

Also I notice I misunderstood stood the rp and thought Adreabhal was at war, but I’m still continuing

Land: None because you misunderstood rp and I am going to cancel this treaty if you do not agree.

Money: 1.7T§£ (in Pounds: £1 700 000 000 000)

Vlaskal wrote:Here ya go!

That'll cost you a barrel of tea

Ah, Give me a moment.

(Proceeds to stuff hand into imaginary void, pulling out a singular barrel of Tea™)

There you go.

Vlaskal

Pyhdon wrote:Land: Up to Britain.

Money: 1.7T§£ (in Pounds: £1 700 000 000 000 000 0000

I don’t take pounds

Lemona wrote:I don’t take pounds

$1 700 000 000 000

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah, Give me a moment.

(Proceeds to stuff hand into imaginary void, pulling out a singular barrel of Tea™)

There you go.

Pleasure doin' business with you

Proceeds to gnaw on the tea

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:Land: None because you misunderstood rp and I am going to cancel this treaty if you do not agree.

I see you're trying to pull a fast one

The Martian Democracy wrote:Why? Is lemona that op?

I’m him

The Martian Democracy

Can the cartographer refuse a request?

or are they eternally bound to a life-lasting abuse, drawing borders?

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:And I found them because [I]Lkandira[/I] spoke out about their secrets so no godmodding.

That’s jsut not how it works

You don’t break the 4th wall

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:Can the cartographer refuse a request?

or are they eternally bound to a life-lasting abuse, drawing borders?

They can refuse

It’s literally in the factbook Vlaskal

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:Can the cartographer refuse a request?

or are they eternally bound to a life-lasting abuse, drawing borders?

Its a bit of both

Eternal torture and freedom.

Pyhdon wrote:Land: None because you misunderstood rp and I am going to cancel this treaty if you do not agree.

Money: 1.7T§£ (in Pounds: £1 700 000 000 000)

Mmm no

I don’t feel like attacking mah boy Vordo but the others

Vordoslavia, Sozialistisches Paradies

Lemona wrote:They can refuse

It’s literally in the factbook Vlaskal

Socialistic Britain wrote:Its a bit of both

Eternal torture and freedom.

n i c e

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:I don’t feel like attacking mah boy Vordo but the others

"Yah boy"?

Trthnbb2

what.

HERESY!!!

Astravica

Planes fly over Pyhdon, dropping bombs in agricultural areas to prevent food distribution. They are unable to complete their main goal of gassing the Capitol building of Pyhdon, but have made enough succes to exit.

Lemona begins a second phase.

Lemona casualties Phase 1:

273/750 Planes destroyed

243 casualties due to safety measures in planes

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Socialistic Britain wrote:"Yah boy"?

No

mah boi

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:Trthnbb2

what.

HERESY!!!

It MUST be DESTROYED

NO MERCY

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:Trthnbb2

what.

HERESY!!!

Where is 3 and 4

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:Planes fly over Pyhdon, dropping bombs in agricultural areas to prevent food distribution. They are unable to complete their main goal of gassing the Capitol building of Pyhdon, but have made enough succes to exit.

Lemona begins a second phase.

Lemona casualties Phase 1:

273/750 Planes destroyed

243 casualties due to safety measures in planes

YeAAH!!

WAR!!!

WOOOOO

Juice em'

Phase 1 was weakening their food supply, with gassing the capital as a second silly option

Phase 1 was a testament to show what we need to improve too, defense/safety measures in planes

Lemona

Want a satellite that sends out death darts from space?

Lemona wrote:Phase 1 was weakening their food supply, with gassing the capital as a second silly option

Phase 1 was a testament to show what we need to improve too, defense/safety measures in planes

KILL THEM

COME ON

Vlaskal, Adreabhal

Vlaskal wrote:Lemona

Want a satellite that sends out death darts from space?

I already have something like that but the more the merrier!

Vlaskal

The Socialist Army Of Britain wrote:KILL THEM

COME ON

no thanks

I’d like them to have a little chance makes it more fun

Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:no thanks

I’d like them to have a little chance makes it more fun

You want them to struggle instead of just obliterating them, hm.

Alright

Lemona, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:I already have something like that but the more the merrier!

You can have em for free

In-fact

You can have 40 of em

Have fun!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:You can have em for free

In-fact

You can have 40 of em

Have fun!

Woohoo!!!

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal

Wait, I'm goated

Socialistic Britain

Gundun wrote:Wait, I'm goated

wait, im goated

Gundun

Pyhdon wrote:And I found them because [I]Lkandira[/I] spoke out about their secrets so no godmodding.

I spoke out against who’s secrets?

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait, im goated

Wait, I'm goated

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:He [I]did not join the war, so he thought he may lose. [/I]

Nobody has even engaged with me I was open to talks.

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:I spoke out against who’s secrets?

I think hes saying because you rped your scouts going into his territory instead of keeping it "secret" he deserves to be able to capture them

Socialistic Britain wrote:I think hes saying because you rped your scouts going into his territory instead of keeping it "secret" he deserves to be able to capture them

Ah. Well that’s not how it works

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Socialistic Britain wrote:I think hes saying because you rped your scouts going into his territory instead of keeping it "secret" he deserves to be able to capture them

Have to rp in your head

Socialistic Britain

The Washington Federation

Socialistic Britain

The Martian Democracy

I have real-life commitments. Additionally, I believe wholeheartedly in more than just typing ten generic lines of text. Thus, as I said before, I need another week. (I also have proof that I've been working on Chang'an)

Also, the Martian Democracy claims to have made the flags... but it isn't hard to find that a supposed Londoner created them over three years ago: https://www.deviantart.com/daeres/gallery/69952579/crumpleverse-graphics

Socialistic Britain, The Martian Democracy

Lkandria wrote:Ah. Well that’s not how it works

It’s almost like you’re technologically equivalent to the year 2200 and he’s centuries behind you and would have no way of even recognizing your technology

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Mmm no

It is literally worth nearly 99B Dogecoins

Lemona wrote:Mmm no

OK but socialistic Britain has not put me on the map yet so IDK what to give you

Pakistan? India?

Those are my only two big places. Look at the map in factbook. My capitol is in The Greece+Albanian areas so not that

Lkandria wrote:Ah. Well that’s not how it works

Yeah..

Ardeyn wrote:Have to rp in your head

no guys you don't understand you have to rp in your head otherwise everyone else will know what your doing

Pyhdon wrote:Pakistan? India?

Those are my only two big places. Look at the map in factbook. My capitol is in The Greece+Albanian areas so not that

You only have Greece on the map

Pyhdon wrote:OK but socialistic Britain has not put me on the map yet so IDK what to give you

I have put you on the map, only in Greece.

Oh-k?

Socialistic Britain wrote:You only have Greece on the map

I have put you on the map, only in Greece.

And that is about the size of my capital.

Socialistic Britain

Tell lemona that

Can I at least have a little piece of Turkey?

Wayda moment, let me fix my factbook

Pyhdon wrote:Can I at least have a little piece of Turkey?

Just a tiny bit.

Cockatrice wrote:The Washington Federation

Socialistic Britain

The Martian Democracy

I have real-life commitments. Additionally, I believe wholeheartedly in more than just typing ten generic lines of text. Thus, as I said before, I need another week. (I also have proof that I've been working on Chang'an)

Also, the Martian Democracy claims to have made the flags... but it isn't hard to find that a supposed Londoner created them over three years ago: https://www.deviantart.com/daeres/gallery/69952579/crumpleverse-graphics

Are the flags the only things that were stolen?

Socialistic Britain, The Martian Democracy

I am writing a Dispatch that you have to copy and sign. I will write a final after your amendments

Socialistic Britain wrote:Just a tiny bit.

Yay!

Check my Factboooks

Called "Treaty of Aohn2"

Aohns, sorry, that is a friend nation name!

Pyhdon wrote:I am writing a Dispatch that you have to copy and sign. I will write a final after your amendments

Mmm… nah, I think Lemona and I are not done invading you

Adreabhal wrote:Mmm… nah, I think Lemona and I are not done invading you

Deqygcwdeiuyb cueyf?

Why?

[I]We want PEACE!!![/I]

Adreabhal wrote:Mmm… nah, I think Lemona and I are not done invading you

Do not or I will get Aohn2 involved

Pyhdon wrote:Do not or I will get Aohn2 involved

Ah, yes, because they’re definitely a terrifying military force

Pyhdon wrote:Check my Factboooks

Im not actually officially involved in the war, so I shouldn't have to sign any treaty.

Flomonga

Socialistic Britain wrote:Im not actually officially involved in the war, so I shouldn't have to sign any treaty.

I Ahbudqswovyvdywdwveoyvyvufvweuyef maniac

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