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Vlaskal wrote:Upon review of the evidence presented, including witness testimonies and documentation, the tribunal has found concrete evidence of the accusations against the accused nation..

However, it has come to our attention that the evidence is outdated, as it pertains to incidents that occurred more than 3,500 messages ago.

mmhmm

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Upon review of the evidence presented, including witness testimonies and documentation, the tribunal has found concrete evidence of the accusations against the accused nation..

However, it has come to our attention that the evidence is outdated, as it pertains to incidents that occurred more than 3,500 messages ago.

What is your statement, Lemona?

Did you regret these actions?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:What is your statement, Lemona?

Not guilty on the terms of out of date evidence

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

[sub]I have a feeling Vlaskal isn't gonna be here long enough to complete the trial[/sub]

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Lemona wrote:Not guilty on the terms of out of date evidence

Your statement is appreciated. Despite the fact that the proof offered is old, it still applies to the accusations made against you.

Your admissions of regret and attempts at improvement are acknowledged by the tribunal. But always acting in a respectable manner in the RMB is essential.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

FTL is kind of like among us

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]I have a feeling Vlaskal isn't gonna be here long enough to complete the trial[/sub]

[sub]britain can we snuggle[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Your statement is appreciated. Despite the fact that the proof offered is old, it still applies to the accusations made against you.

Your admissions of regret and attempts at improvement are acknowledged by the tribunal. But always acting in a respectable manner in the RMB is essential.

get on with it

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]britain can we snuggle[/sub]

[sub]no

there is a trial going on because of this[/sub]

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Baylan wrote:are you though?

hmm..

*2 decades later* (my god there's a lot more😭)

THATS NOT HORNY

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan

Lemona wrote:get on with it

the evidence clearly shows that the accused nation engaged in behavior that is unacceptable and inappropriate in an active RMB setting, regardless of the timeframe.

Based on the evidence and the seriousness of the charges, the tribunal has determined that sanctions are still warranted. You are sentenced to 34 hours in detention and 12 hours in community service.

The tribunal hereby adjourns. Please comply with the sanctions imposed.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:THATS NOT HORNY

If pats and uppies are horni, then that is too my friend

Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:the evidence clearly shows that the accused nation engaged in behavior that is unacceptable and inappropriate in an active RMB setting, regardless of the timeframe.

Based on the evidence and the seriousness of the charges, the tribunal has determined that sanctions are still warranted. You are sentenced to 34 hours in detention and 12 hours in community service.

The tribunal hereby adjourns. Please comply with the sanctions imposed.

Okay

I have one last thing to say

Pulls out a gun and points it to Britains head

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]no

there is a trial going on because of this[/sub]

[sub]there is a trial going on because of horny. Nothing about snuggles is inherently horny. Smol xeri is worried because trial. this is an acceptable context for comforting snuggles[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:If pats and uppies are horni, then that is too my friend

since when was that horny

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:since when was that horny

IDK I GOT ACCUSED OF BEING HORNI WHEN I DID THAT >:'(

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]there is a trial going on because of horny. Nothing about snuggles is inherently horny. Smol xeri is worried because trial. this is an acceptable context for comforting snuggles[/sub]

*throws you in a basketball goal*

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*throws you in a basketball goal*

This is assault and battery

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Xerimerc wrote:This is assault and battery

who wants to place bets on how long this trial is gonna take

I'm gonna bet 3 hours

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Okay

I have one last thing to say

Pulls out a gun and points it to Britains head

I am too tired for this.

I will reduce your sentence if you agree to participate in the next tribunal

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Okay

I have one last thing to say

Pulls out a gun and points it to Britains head

shoot it coward

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:IDK I GOT ACCUSED OF BEING HORNI WHEN I DID THAT >:'(

who accused you of this

*loads PV-40 plasma assault rifle*

I wanna talk to them

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I am too tired for this.

I will reduce your sentence if you agree to participate in the next tribunal

Sounds great

Socialistic Britain wrote:shoot it coward

It appears not today

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:This is assault and battery

yes i got a point

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:who accused you of this

*loads PV-40 plasma assault rifle*

I wanna talk to them

No idea probably some person that just pointed a gun to someone else’s head or something like that

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I am too tired for this.

I will reduce your sentence if you agree to participate in the next tribunal

Vlaski do you require snuggles

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:who accused you of this

*loads PV-40 plasma assault rifle*

I wanna talk to them

Good question

That I cannot remember

Lemona wrote:Sounds great

It appears not today

Aw :(

And where did everybody get these guns? Did security not do their job!?

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:No idea probably some person that just pointed a gun to someone else’s head or something like that

LEMON??????

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Good question

That I cannot remember

Aw :(

And where did everybody get these guns? Did security not do their job!?

There is no security

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:LEMON??????

what???

Nooo

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:There is no security

Ohh..

Yeah I should've guessed

Pinevilla wrote:LEMON??????

yep it's the lemon gecko boy himself who accused me

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Vlaski do you require snuggles

I have a smol capital city for pats and cuddles

respectfully, no

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Good question

That I cannot remember

Aw :(

And where did everybody get these guns? Did security not do their job!?

i shot all of them when i heard we weren't allowed to bring guns

Lemona wrote:There is no security

yea what security

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:what???

Nooo

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ohh..

Yeah I should've guessed

yep it's the lemon gecko boy himself who accused me

lemon is too nice

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:what???

Nooo

this all could've been avoided if you simply didn't accuse me of horni because of pats

I am ashamed ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:lemon is too nice

I wouldn’t do anything like thatttt

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I have a smol capital city for pats and cuddles

respectfully, no

[sub]oki[/sub]

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:this all could've been avoided if you simply didn't accuse me of horni because of pats

I am ashamed ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

I accuse you of horny

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Okay

I am ready to be part of the tribunal to ease off the work for Vlaskal

Next case vlaski?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

I'm just going to be mentally tuned out until it's my turn

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:i shot all of them when i heard we weren't allowed to bring gunsyea what security

Alright. I will end the tribunal

I simply cannot function without proper rest.

I am handing the temporarily handing the tribunal to Lemona

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:I accuse you of horny

but

We're both already in the trial for that

you are accusing me of something that I'm already being tried for that

BUT ALRIGHT THEN

I accuse you of horni

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]oki[/sub]

*grabs you and runs back into the court room*

*places you in your chair*

I'm sorry your honor I had business to attend to

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Alright. I will end the tribunal

I simply cannot function without proper rest.

I am handing the temporarily handing the tribunal to Lemona

Who ks next, ma’am?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:but

We're both already in the trial for that

you are accusing me of something that I'm already being tried for that

BUT ALRIGHT THEN

I accuse you of horni

im kidding i unaccuse

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Alright. I will end the tribunal

I simply cannot function without proper rest.

I am handing the temporarily handing the tribunal to Lemona

I will assign you SB and Lemona for Pinevilla's trial

goodluck

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Who ks next, ma’am?

ME ME ME

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Okay

Nevermind

Next in case

Xerimerc

I ask you to stand

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*grabs you and runs back into the court room*

*places you in your chair*

I'm sorry your honor I had business to attend to

.//.

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:I will assign you SB and Lemona for Pinevilla's trial

goodluck

oh

Okay

Xerimerc

Not yet

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

467

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

You can sit down xeri not you yet

Pinevilla

Stand

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Okay

Nevermind

Next in case

Xerimerc

I ask you to stand

I- I thought we were going alphabetically?

Socialistic Britain

Xerimerc wrote:I- I thought we were going alphabetically?

Sit back down

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:You can sit down xeri not you yet

Pinevilla

Stand

o-okay *sit*

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla

Stand

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:You can sit down xeri not you yet

Pinevilla

Stand

*sits*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:THATS NOT HORNY

I'm sowwy :< no yell

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Pinevilla

Stand

As evidence shows, you have been accused of horniness on the first degree, what do you plead?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Baylan wrote:I'm sowwy :< no yell

its ok *pats*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan

After this trial

Watermelon goes next

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:As evidence shows, you have been accused of horniness on the first degree, what do you plead?

guilty

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

AAAA hate losing commection

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*sits*

Pinevilla you will listen or your sentence will come early

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:its ok *pats*

:> *hugs*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Baylan wrote::> *hugs*

youre a good girl

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan

Pinevilla wrote:im kidding i unaccuse

haha same I too unaccuse

must resist making joke

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:guilty

Ah

For pleading guilty, your trial ends

your sentence would be 5 days in a maximum security prison, but it will be gone to 2.5 for pleading guilty

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Ah

For pleading guilty, your trial ends

your sentence would be 5 days in a maximum security prison, but it will be gone to 2.5 for pleading guilty

yay

can maloi come too

Xerimerc

I wish Nucl and Yodle was here...

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:I wish Nucl and Yodle was here...

Then you three could snuggle

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:yay

can maloi come too

No

You are by yourself

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Lemona wrote:No

You are by yourself

what if you extend it back to 5 days

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Ah

For pleading guilty, your trial ends

your sentence would be 5 days in a maximum security prison, but it will be gone to 2.5 for pleading guilty

you mean a maximum security horni prison?

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:what if you extend it back to 5 days

No

That’s the end of Pinevillas trial

Watermelon would be next, but it appears he did not make it to court yet

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:what if you extend it back to 5 days

You are in solitary.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:you mean a maximum security horni prison?

Yes

In a secluded room with no light

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

it’s solitary confinement

I couldn’t think of the word

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:You are in solitary.

*runs away*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:*runs away*

*unruns Pinevilla away*

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:*runs away*

That will add more to your sentence when we catch you, which we will

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Okay hmmm

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:That will add more to your sentence when we catch you, which we will

*runs back*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

I'm boooooored~

Socialistic Britain

Xerimerc wrote:I'm boooooored~

Hmmm

Socialistic Britain

Please rise

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Hmmm

Socialistic Britain

Please rise

Yes Judge.

Xerimerc

Maloi am gonna be gona for a bit will be back tho

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Maloi

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yes Judge.

You have been accused of horni on the 1st and 2nd degree

What do you plead

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:You have been accused of horni on the 1st and 2nd degree

What do you plead

wait 2nd degree? Shouldn't it only be 1st?

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:You have been accused of horni on the 1st and 2nd degree

What do you plead

Do this quick

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Do this quick

Ah fine, guilty

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait 2nd degree? Shouldn't it only be 1st?

What do you plead

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:What do you plead

I would like to discuss the 2nd degree..

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah fine, guilty

Okay

Just like pinecone, your sentence is reduced

But unlike pinecone you didn’t run away

Looking at evidence part of it is rather feeble

Your sentence is 12 hours in Maximum Security Horni Prison, solitary confinement but you will have light

The court is now in recess

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

After this, xeri will be tried and so will the two that did not show up

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Okay

Just like pinecone, your sentence is reduced

But unlike pinecone you didn’t run away

Looking at evidence part of it is rather feeble

Your sentence is 12 hours in Maximum Security Horni Prison, solitary confinement but you will have light

The court is now in recess

May I ask something judge?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:May I ask something judge?

Yes?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

[sub]Xerisgonna take a nap

*nyawn*

Wake me up when it's my turn~[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Lemona wrote:Yes?

Was the 2nd degree in reference to the NU incident?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Was the 2nd degree in reference to the NU incident?

No

The 2nd degree was in reference to making it sound cooler

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

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