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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Dont neva buy no misiles from the gas station bro
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I will buy pasta.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
for odie
Xerimerc
I been suffocating dudes since 2019
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
I have too but with my ****
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Suffocate me
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
No.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
I only do it to my homies.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Who then
Xerimerc
😫
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by -Watermelon-.
I mean if anyone else is down tho
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Post self-deleted by Ant Grezaw.
Alright bet come here daddy
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
No I said "I only do it to my homies"
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
:0
-Watermelon-
You down xeri?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Xeri quit playing fr
Xerimerc
This is a independent military installation (read as: mercenaries)
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
...okie i'll stop cuddling with xeri..
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Sadly, no guided missiles
There are, however, better shield generators and munitions for my flak guns
Xerimerc
I'll just go and pat melon instead..
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
helpIcan'tpleaseeveryoneallatonce
-Watermelon-, Maloi
No. Also this https://youtu.be/BSgwK7DVqJw.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Xeri and I are actually the exact same person
Idk if you were aware
Xerimerc, Maloi
simple don't please everyone!^^ but like don't..be down to do what eurasia said or else no more cuddles with u :3
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
WAIT WHAT.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
If innocent civilian cargo ship, why in anarchy system?
Xerimerc
5D chess
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
wha-
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Maloi were you paying attention to what I said?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
no..
Xerimerc
Not really
But we have like everything in common for some reason
Hes literally me if I was british
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
I fused their brains together using copious amounts of surgery and morphine
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Girl..How girl xeri!this has to be a prank what!?rlly?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I was talking about suffocating people with my ****
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
Yep i got pranked
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Morphine where?
Xerimerc
Okay, enough of that. Using *s doesnt make it ok, per the mods decree
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*covers ear*
Xerimerc
Hmmm
4 stars
4 letters
2 possibilities that mean the same thing occur to me
mm
Maloi
Im just future xeri
Watermelon is American xeri
Xeri is xeri
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
Ok.
I will stop commissar
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
My bad, message removed
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Xeri is Xeri
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
give me a sec.
AHHHH MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
And im german xeri :P hmm maybe not my personality is maybe a bit of xeri and my own
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Fun Facts with Xeri:
You are all just slight variations of Xeri
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Maloi
America is just the disowned child of Britain and Native lands
Xerimerc
Slight? Im literally you wdym
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
Me caveman xeri?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
Mhm
However, if you do feel like cursing, frying pan or substituting other kitchen utensils for words is perfectly reasonable
Xerimerc, Maloi
I think i might be the least one like u or idk who knows!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
My hair is so fluff
The special super expensive shampoo works
Xerimerc
Lemona
Xerimerc, Maloi
Ok.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi
That would be me.
Xerimerc, Maloi
Sicario Mercenary Corps
RAMIREZ! TAKE YOUR SQUAD AND GO TO THE BURGER TOWN, GET ME A LARGE BURGER WITH FRIES AND MAKE SURE ITS A MEAL SO IT COMES WITH A SODA!!!
ON THE DOUBLE!!!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
Oh yeah!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*takes notes* okay so ramirez is in vacation so it's me
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Why do I have so many panic attacks when theres no reason to
Xerimerc
Ramirez is fighting for his goddamn life in Washington D.C.
Xerimerc, Maloi
That is how panic attacks work
-Watermelon-
No but normally theres a cause
Now they just happen
Xerimerc, Maloi
https://youtube.com/shorts/8uHz4_DxZ4Q?feature=share
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
):
Idonknow
-Watermelon-
Poor melon :(
*hugs*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Thats the thing about panic attacks
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Eat an ice cube
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im in my class how am I gonna get an ice cube
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Tell the teacher?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I am not joking
Eating an ice cube
1. Provides hydration
2. Provides you soemthing to do
3. The cold touching the top of your mouth can usually give your nervous system something really to freak out about, and after its like COLD COLD COLD itll sometimes calm down cuz it did a thing instead of just going you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
Im trying to keep them from noticing so I dont have to see the counselor
Xerimerc, Maloi
https://youtu.be/tdQXqqZjCCs
Xerimerc
In secret you're on your phone
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Actually Im on my iPad
Xerimerc
Holy Stove.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Imagine if my school saw mine and xeris telegrams 💀
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
😐
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yo what y'all be talking abt
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ur mom
I am extremely starved for attention
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Death Penalty
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Is pregnant
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Was in my bed last night.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
My mom is pregnant ANOTHER SIBLING
Xerimerc
L decision on your part
Xerimerc
Under the Sheets.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Khorne Flakes
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Doing something unholy
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
She almost broke the bed but it was worth trying to fit her onto to it, just so I could troll ant.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
(Holding hands before marriage)
Xerimerc
2 months pregnant and she didn't know bc she was so close to this line where it's cancer
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Breathing before marriage
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yo I was looking at factbooks and I found this
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1869960
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Garfield Republics
Who tf says bayg
Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-
its-a my-a lucky day-a
Xerimerc
Yeah you told me that and I bit my freezer and it helped
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Anyone gonna talk?
Xerimerc
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