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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
[I]Pyhdon uses stolen weapons to fight the Adreabhalis. [/I]
"I call for a CEASEFIRE!" someone says.
Who is that?
It is my Minister of Peace, Nokia Vancouver.
I call for another ceasefire and this war to end.
If you kill me in rp then I will call them.
I think you've reused the same bit of RP 3 times now
and.. did you forget to change the names from Adreabhal to Pyhdon?
Ok I accept.
I declared war on Lemona and [I]then[/I] you got involved
December 30, [uh, year here, I forgot]
The Vaygr fleet, now reunited with the southbound Adreabhala ships, moves north until it reaches the Suez Canal. Upon seeing seemingly hostile troops in the area, the fleet holds off to gather reconnaissance and confirm that the troops there are actually enemies
Socialistic Britain
[I]I declare a cease to the fighting. [I] WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?![/I][/I]
I just ceasefired. Let's have a written treaty. you say what you want, and then I will add to it but then we both cannot change anything unless it sends a nation into bitter madness.
The Martian Democracy
so.. you can only change something if it makes one of you really mad?
pretty weird change conditions but alr
We are open to talks, in order to provide aid and assistance. Our Nation has no military.
Our report on your cyber security has been complete, we would be willing to share this information with you if certain conditions were met.
Socialistic Britain
Is that deal we made where my soldiers would garrison and protect your borders exclusive to Earth or does it extend to all of your territory
Socialistic Britain
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ONE MOMENT EVERYONE IS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME AND Socialistic Britain asked me to join yall. Now that I joined yall, Im a coward and worse than Pyhdon. CANT YOU SEE I HAVE LOW EQ AND CAN'T REALLY PROCESS MUCH EMOTION AND STUFF? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO YALL ARE FINDING FAULT WITH ME OR GANGING UP ON ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG! STOP BEING MEAN AND JUST TELL ME! JOIN YALL? STAY WITH PYHDON? I'M SO CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY WHAT I DO TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY YALL? YALL ARE SO CONFUSING AND ANNOYING! Yall are just bullying me, that's what it is!
We send stronger navy fleets to guard the ports.
Yep. Fixed.
Im fine with this, but let the rest of the nations decide.
I mean at the time it was just earth it would be great if we can extend the deal. The Ardic Defenders of the Common lands 😇
Socialistic Britain
Same sentiments here. Adreabhal invaded me just for moving near her borders.
The Martian Democracy
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I know you won't forgive me, but I finally understand. Sorry. So, we've learnt the great powers of Gaia are truly mad and sadistic, right?
Let's have a new planet to get away from them. And I forgive you. We were both being bullied.
The Martian Democracy
How
Tell me mine
Um, okay, anyway, I just wanted to let yall know that I am at a retreat this weekend and reception isnt the best so Im gonna not RP anymore until tomorrow when I get back into town. We can resolve with a treaty then
Socialistic Britain
What is my sa?
Dude that's just the characters rp
Socialistic Britain
84?! that must be wrong...
The Martian Democracy let us make a new region
The Martian Democracy
Uhhh..
that's just Adreabhal, so uh sorry?
adreabhal is just roleplaying, doesn't actually mean it
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pyhdon/detail=trend?censusid=70
Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Martian Democracy
Hmmm
Hey, you want some Brits in there?
they definitely won't rob your tea
New United Common-Lands
84?! Cette joue est rigged, est RIGGED!
Wh-what? Me? Poison? Never!
*Munch*
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
No it wasn't
Are you sure there aren't any sedatives or things that could potentially cause bodily-harm hidden in that popcorn?
Idk
I shoulda specified, I meant Adreabhal specifically with that roleplay.
[I]It looks like NUCL is losing power.[/I]
Don't you trust me?
Of course not!
Socialistic Britain
No
Socialistic Britain
He [I]did not join the war, so he thought he may lose. [/I]
Okay fine, may I have some popcorn please?
Naur
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps
No he didnt join cuz hes pacifist
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
gimme land and money
Also I notice I misunderstood stood the rp and thought Adreabhal was at war, but Im still continuing
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Here ya go!
That'll cost you a barrel of tea
Socialistic Britain
Pyhhrish Government phone = +21222 463 745 4545
Pyhhrish website = gov.nunununu
Land: None because you misunderstood rp and I am going to cancel this treaty if you do not agree.
Money: 1.7T§£ (in Pounds: £1 700 000 000 000)
Ah, Give me a moment.
(Proceeds to stuff hand into imaginary void, pulling out a singular barrel of Tea)
There you go.
Vlaskal
I dont take pounds
$1 700 000 000 000
Pleasure doin' business with you
Proceeds to gnaw on the tea
Socialistic Britain
I see you're trying to pull a fast one
Im him
The Martian Democracy
Can the cartographer refuse a request?
or are they eternally bound to a life-lasting abuse, drawing borders?
Socialistic Britain
Thats jsut not how it works
You dont break the 4th wall
Socialistic Britain
They can refuse
Its literally in the factbook Vlaskal
Socialistic Britain
Its a bit of both
Eternal torture and freedom.
Mmm no
I dont feel like attacking mah boy Vordo but the others
Vordoslavia, Sozialistisches Paradies
n i c e
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
"Yah boy"?
Astravica
Planes fly over Pyhdon, dropping bombs in agricultural areas to prevent food distribution. They are unable to complete their main goal of gassing the Capitol building of Pyhdon, but have made enough succes to exit.
Lemona begins a second phase.
Lemona casualties Phase 1:
273/750 Planes destroyed
243 casualties due to safety measures in planes
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
No
mah boi
Socialistic Britain
It MUST be DESTROYED
NO MERCY
Vlaskal
Where is 3 and 4
Vlaskal
YeAAH!!
WAR!!!
WOOOOO
Juice em'
Phase 1 was weakening their food supply, with gassing the capital as a second silly option
Phase 1 was a testament to show what we need to improve too, defense/safety measures in planes
Want a satellite that sends out death darts from space?
KILL THEM
COME ON
Vlaskal, Adreabhal
I already have something like that but the more the merrier!
Vlaskal
no thanks
Id like them to have a little chance makes it more fun
Adreabhal
You want them to struggle instead of just obliterating them, hm.
Alright
Lemona, Adreabhal
You can have em for free
In-fact
You can have 40 of em
Have fun!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Woohoo!!!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal
Wait, I'm goated
Socialistic Britain
wait, im goated
Gundun
I spoke out against whos secrets?
Socialistic Britain
Wait, I'm goated
Socialistic Britain
Nobody has even engaged with me I was open to talks.
Socialistic Britain
I think hes saying because you rped your scouts going into his territory instead of keeping it "secret" he deserves to be able to capture them
Ah. Well thats not how it works
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Have to rp in your head
Socialistic Britain
I have real-life commitments. Additionally, I believe wholeheartedly in more than just typing ten generic lines of text. Thus, as I said before, I need another week. (I also have proof that I've been working on Chang'an)
Also, the Martian Democracy claims to have made the flags... but it isn't hard to find that a supposed Londoner created them over three years ago: https://www.deviantart.com/daeres/gallery/69952579/crumpleverse-graphics
Socialistic Britain, The Martian Democracy
Its almost like youre technologically equivalent to the year 2200 and hes centuries behind you and would have no way of even recognizing your technology
Socialistic Britain
It is literally worth nearly 99B Dogecoins
OK but socialistic Britain has not put me on the map yet so IDK what to give you
Pakistan? India?
Those are my only two big places. Look at the map in factbook. My capitol is in The Greece+Albanian areas so not that
Yeah..
no guys you don't understand you have to rp in your head otherwise everyone else will know what your doing
You only have Greece on the map
I have put you on the map, only in Greece.
Oh-k?
And that is about the size of my capital.
Socialistic Britain
Tell lemona that
Can I at least have a little piece of Turkey?
Wayda moment, let me fix my factbook
Just a tiny bit.
Are the flags the only things that were stolen?
Socialistic Britain, The Martian Democracy
I am writing a Dispatch that you have to copy and sign. I will write a final after your amendments
Yay!
Check my Factboooks
Called "Treaty of Aohn2"
Aohns, sorry, that is a friend nation name!
Mmm nah, I think Lemona and I are not done invading you
Deqygcwdeiuyb cueyf?
Why?
[I]We want PEACE!!![/I]
Do not or I will get Aohn2 involved
Ah, yes, because theyre definitely a terrifying military force
Im not actually officially involved in the war, so I shouldn't have to sign any treaty.
Flomonga
I Ahbudqswovyvdywdwveoyvyvufvweuyef maniac
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