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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Iceland
Vordoslavia
Easily the most violent country
Vordoslavia
I like islands
Vordoslavia
It also sits on a volcano
This fact has nothing to do whatesoever with my intentions.
Vordoslavia
Bro I swear I will not hesitate to bomb the volcano
Im just kidding buddy
Really we have nothing to do with you, the only goal Claibornia has is to rebuild itself into a superpower and return to Pinevilla
Vordoslavia
Realistically the government of Claibornia wouldnt care about Reichs or anything we consider Evanereich a disgrace to the Pinevillian people that cost us our homeland
Vordoslavia
Why?
Vordoslavia
You hold land in and seek to expand your land into former pinevillian land, making you a target
Vordoslavia
U no sus
Vordoslavia
Pinevillan land is not there: it got destroyed
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
I dont mean right now. I mean it is rightful pinevillian land, inhabited by Germanic pinevillians unable to escape the destruction
Vordoslavia
oh, the good luck with Riditutoria!
Vordoslavia
Nuh uh
Do you want land just because you want it?
That sound like an break rule there
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
yh tru
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
Rule 3: No land-grabbing.
Land-grabbing is simply getting land for the sake of having land, Instead of having an actual reason. For instance The UK or any other nation just invading a nation like France just to get land and no other reason.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
Pretty sure wanting to retake land you used to have is a valid reason
If you really need a reason, the land contains the Indus River, once a valuable lifeline for Pinevilla, as well as being the homeland of most of the people now in Claibornia
Lemona, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
then i use bomb them tsar bomb go
Vordoslavia
Ive been saying that and then adding getting resources with it
Vordoslavia
Thats what I do in world conquest on roblox, even if it is the most barren wasteland Im trying to get
Lemona, Vordoslavia
Lemona has German ancestry but does not care about make the successor for the reich, as we are the successor to the great Roman Empire
Vordoslavia
Pax Lemona will come one day
Vordoslavia
Pax Lemona on Earth, Pax Pinevilla on Gaia
Vordoslavia
The old rp was under Pax Lkandria after WW3 (Teampizza and I vs ACE)
Vordoslavia
Im gonna prevent ya from doing this
We will spread our peaceful ways through force if necessary.
Vordoslavia
How can there be people and things from a nation that never existed in our rp
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
Pax Slav comes one day too!
Pinevilla existed, and if it didnt then Claibornia doesnt either and I would have no reason to be in rp
Vordoslavia
Slav?
You can be on the sun, build a little Dyson sphere
Vordoslavia
In the rp the reset was a massive bomb going off, destroying the nations of the world and dislocating people from family and stuff
History of the previous rp remains
Vordoslavia
Youll be gone before me
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
(Thank god I thought I was gonna have to redo the lore)
Vordoslavia
yes
gosh I need to write a lore book
Vordoslavians come from Germanic-Slav decent, but mostly German
hence, VordoSLAVia
It makes it easier so people dont have to do that
Redoing lore and history was the main reason I originally didnt want the reset
Vordoslavia
Oh really?
So my location makes sense, new union went from North America to China in submarines
Bah
Okay then
I have more important things to do
Vordoslavia
I'm gonna guess that's a threat...
You sure you dont want anything for the land?
I have Plenty of natural resources and money
Vordoslavia
A threat for my future self to handle
I have bigger problems
Im assuming Tennessee made an empty threat
Vordoslavia
Hey before you nuke Lemona would you like to join the Greater Germanic Culture Union
Its a thing I made like a year and a half ago basically its just an organization to promote Germanic culture
Vordoslavia
Lemona, can i telegram u?
Vordoslavia
Yes
Vordoslavia
Pinevilla was similar, technically it wasnt Pinevilla but Pinevilla-Germanistan/Evanereich, a union of the Pinevillian French and the Stani Germanics
Vordoslavia
sure, but I have nothing against Lemona lol
wanna join GMCO if I join Großgermanischer Kulturbund?
I thought we were allies!
i am bozo
Vordoslavia
Sure!
Vordoslavia
I just need to pirate the dispatch from Pinevilla and remake it a bit cause things have changed
Vordoslavia
okie
I edited the message
I have a question
If yodle godmodds will it be godmod since he is literally gd
Darn autocorrect
Vordoslavia
We are
But idk whats gonna happen with Brit so
Vordoslavia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=claibornia/detail=factbook/id=2016198
New United Common-Lands can you switch the GGCU on the list of organizations dispatch with this one
Vordoslavia
Oh it does?
Lemona, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
but edit Lemonas City to a Vordoslavian city, München is fine just replace the country name
me and SB talked about it, ig he didn't want Tanya
Socialistic Britain
oooooo yea forgot you own that now
Vordoslavia
hhehehaw
also, you owe me an endorsement.
Ah okay
Well Ill be fine to share that with you then
What would you want for southern Germany, as well?
Vordoslavia
lemme go eat, I'll be thinking...
Lemona
Too many of my allies have tried to fight amongst each other
Vordoslavia
Lmao
Vordoslavia
Hello There
(This is the 2nd time Ive done this)
Vordoslavia
I may still have my eyes on tanya..
gotta reclaim Britains lost glory
Rica Nardis, Vordoslavia
That scares, pls dont want india
Rica Nardis, Vordoslavia
revanchism? now is that very socialistic of you?
Socialistic Britain, Rica Nardis, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
If any of you are wondering how I have so much money, I don't use my nation's money, I'm an ultra socialist nation so money is just a number
But according to my economy it has value and is difficult to obtain
Like an Bitcoin
Vordoslavia, Fairy
Gooblandian is very new please help us we don't know what we're doing 🥺
as [I] suggested, Me, you, and Lemona could carve it up
What would British bitcoin be called?
For example, Britcoin
Vordoslavia
No it would be called bitcoinsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhh
Vordoslavia
One of your allies once fought you
Vordoslavia
Good idea.
Vordoslavia
If I was in rp Id have claims to almost all your lands 🥰
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vordoslavia
Lkandria getting ready for the First Vordoslav-Lkandrian war
Vordoslavia
First of many
But nah Im not on the map Im ascending
Vordoslavia
Are you not in Northern Europe????
Vordoslavia
Nah Im not on the map anymore
Im the honored one
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vordoslavia
I have been typing for an hour and a half just on my fact book and part of it isn't even finished
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
If feels empty
Vordoslavia
I mean
No Lkandria to scare me into avoiding war and giving up my German territories?
What am I to do!
Vordoslavia
Get thinking
Vordoslavia
You can always have intensive diplomatic discussions with me
Vordoslavia
Or I can always beam Gay energy directly into your skull
Vordoslavia
https://youtu.be/JtuEx40MGAo?feature=shared
New union anthem
Recorded in 1984
Vordoslavia
Who here is probably mentally ill because i bet i am
Vordoslavia
how did that come up
Vordoslavia
i don't know my mind telling me every single thought and i heard a voice from my walls say "mmm nummy beans"
Vordoslavia
The RMB is so active recently!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Bean Territorry
Theres a bean man in your walls and wdym by your mind telling you every single thought
Like having a voice in your head read out your thoughts
Vordoslavia, Bean Territorry
(PTSD from everything that happened with Pinevilla, so I'm just going to send this)
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Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
;) my powers are too great
Yodle, Vordoslavia
this is probably the most active i have been on the RMB
Yodle, Vordoslavia
i have ADHD so that might be the problem but i pretty sure it is the Bean man in my walls
Yodle, Vordoslavia
Weak
Vordoslavia
Mine also causes the wall to speak of Bean Men
Vordoslavia
That reminds me that Ive figured out that Im bi
Yodle, Vordoslavia, Claibornia, Krayo29, Mjau, Achrom
thanks everyone for all the help with the Bass Pro Pyramid, we just crafted a Legendary tier item!!
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
I would 100% beat WAF ngl
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Gotta spread socialism somehow!
indeed
yes
He's ascended
I mean.. I'm here
Though we are working together so.
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
Eeeek! I accidentally managed to install the policy of Capital punishment which practically sneaked in due to tiredness.
How awful! I will be abolishing it as soon as I get the chance.
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Ive done mistakes of big magnitude like that before by accident, the most notable was that I halved all of my government agencies budgets by 50% that is impossible to fully recover from
America The Greater, Mars Hotel, Vordoslavia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.