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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I am playing roblox because idk, I got two hours, my brain is saying I should play ark: survival evolved, but im playing chop wood in crowblox.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
play infinite road trip
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
More
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm not a threat
Also if you want to be part of rp ask Socialistic Britain for territory on the second map
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Emerldinia
their defense forces are bigger than yours but they lack any sa
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Emerldinia
Also I have more soldiers than them. At the higher SA levels SA doesnt matter and its about numbers instead. But yeah not a threat
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Emerldinia
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Xerimerc, Kaidia
i also plan to join the rp soon because i finally got my defence forces at a reasonable level
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
what do you mean not a threat he is the most powerful military in the region
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
TRTHNBB Minister(of defense) elections
16 votes have been cast so far, in the Minister of Defense elections, Cast your vote here; https://forms.gle/QefNB2hEjwS2Ri489
Costra Estil, Vlaskal and Lkandria are standing for MoD.
Voting will close on Sunday 22nd January when Officer Elections will promptly begin.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He is not the most powerful in the region, in fact I could take him myself
For one hai defense forces stat may be higher but he doesnt have as many troops as this lovely resource says http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations2.php?nation2=Great+Octavia&nation1=Lkandria
And he also he has an SA in the negative 200s which basically places him in the Bronze Age on our scale
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
oh
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holy crap there was a site that can calculate your nations actual worth thanks for that also , i see why he is behind
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I still feel bad for this.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I believe you should do this if you are not already.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
craggo
I improved my shotgun
holds up shotgun
you likey?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
[spoiler=Sorry, personal stuff required my attention. Here the first half of some Venesian rp. More to follow later on.]Since the western Venesian expedition met Denarien boats near the ixołe stranbo di nord, diplomatic negotiations took place aboard Venesian vessels. Official representatives of Venesia Grande and the Denarien Empire signed various contracts, including a free trade agreement and a NAP, and eventually agreeing on the free movement of people between both nations, too. In the meantime however, Venesian scientists flocked to the islands to research the weird fauna and flora living there. Negotiations about the ownership due to the mutual interest in the islands are continuing.
With the expedition being held up, some of the expeditionary fleet decided to continue on with the expedition, sailing further up north, discovering more wet forests. Since the land seemed to be claimed by the Denariens already, the expedition continued up north, eventually having to drop anchor near the coast due to the forecasts predicting heavy storms. To pass the time, the crew sets foot on the sandy white beaches with wet forests extending all along the edge of the beach. With water supplies running low, the expedition decides to explore the hinterlands, meeting a native people. Whilst the Venesian crew doesnt speak the language, one of the priests accompanying the expedition happens to be a hobby linguist. The priest studies the language and can make out a few words, leading to trading various items, including water with the tribe. Some of the tribal villagers flock towards the newly built Venesian coastal trade outpost, however they dont seem interested in trading, instead choosing to attend the priests service on the evenings and in the morning. With their high interest in religion, the expedition decides to name the land santo ricognitrice after the saviour. The locals seeming unable to pronounce the name, learn that their lands are now called santo salvador.[/spoiler]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
With Civil Rights and Eco-friendliness (and Environment in general) at an all time low, Imperian Revirin I has started to loosen restrictions, starting with allowing drinking for sailors.
The environment, though, would need a crucial sacrifice to Kaidia - the manufacturing sector.
Revirin though has to accept that the world cannot be perfect, so Kaidia can be a great nation once again.
Lemona, Xerimerc
BREAKING NEWS:
The slang term "Moonmen" for the Selenite People has been regarded as a derogatory term and is now not a proper informal name for the people. "Moon Inhabitants" is a good alternative says Rick Sanchez, President of the Conservation of Moonlit Seleno Activist Group. It is unknown whether or not the national anthem of Seleno, "Goodbye Moonmen" will stay as the song of the people.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
nyawn~
Lemona, Kaidia
Yeah, what'd you do?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
No he isnt. I am the most powerful
Nice to meet you
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Emerldinia
Made the barrel longer, added some engravings, and put a shoulder strap on it.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Nice!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm gonna kill some poor deer if you don't mind in the mountains now
Lemona, Xerimerc
Don't waste the carcasses, if you dislike venison find someone who doesn't.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
KAIDY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW OWO
Lemona, Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Oh wait, he is huntin'.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Never tried.
plops down behemoth
Here ya' go.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I guess I need more target practice anyway...
Lemona, Xerimerc
ok bye
Lemona, Xerimerc
Xeri hai am with frens
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
villa no it is an illusion
Lemona, Kaidia
also cool how are they
Lemona, Kaidia
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, you have been fooled.
Yay, I like venison.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Venison is quite good
Like beef but a bit more gamey; still very good
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
eh
never bothered to try
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
ah yes
Kaidia
761 million
Greater Akorrda
Imperian Revirin I 'the Great' of Kaidia
Kaidian Reic
Mountain Eagle
also how is aegle in extinction
I will never put a pollution-maker near the mountains
That's why there's a specific Industrial District in Greater Akorrda
Lemona, Xerimerc
[spoiler=desc]The Great Imperium of Kaidia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Imperian Revirin I 'the Great' of Kaidia with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 761 million Kaidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Akorrda. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Kaidian economy, worth 84.4 trillion Kaidian Reics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,916 Kaidian Reics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The official Kaidian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, gun ownership is compulsory, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaidia's national animal is the Mountain Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.[/spoiler]
Lemona, Xerimerc
"The official Kaidian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child"
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona, Kaidia
Are you not going to mention the fact that the Kaidian Phrase Book is the weight of a small child?
throws book
Have fun reading!
Lemona, Xerimerc
ahpainwhydothisxerissmol
Lemona, Kaidia
changes consciousness to medium xeri made by the best of the Engineer Corps of Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc
what
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
so you kinda robot, right?
I switched your consciousness to a Xeri Model of the Engineer Corps
Lemona, Xerimerc
b-but
how
also xeris not compatible with non-xericorp protos
Lemona, Kaidia
I simply copied some Xeri co-
cough cough
I improvised :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
"XeriMerc, XeriStellar and the associated services and or products are owned by the Stellar Xeri Corporation. Use of XeriCorp products means you agree to our terms of service. Any violations of the terms will be met with legal action and or heavy ordinance. If you wish to make a complaint, please contact us at xerinet.xeri.com/contact/complaints_department."
Lemona, Kaidia
my complaint is that I wanted to make a suit for my best toaster and I can't cause of xeri terms >:(
Lemona, Xerimerc
bleh
Lemona, Kaidia
anyways
finishes improvements
Done!
Now here!
throws book again
Lemona, Xerimerc
waa
Lemona, Kaidia
Come on...
It can hurt like that!
You're the size of a human bei-
[sub]ohno I forgot your pain sensors[/sub]
fixes pain sensors to 50%
hands old shotgun
Wanna hunt for fresh deer?
Lemona, Xerimerc
*hugywugygun*
Lemona, Kaidia
taps your shoulder
Nope.
This is how you hold the shotgun...
helps you aim shotgun
Hug it when you're sad and your parents are out having their best life.
Lemona, Xerimerc
ohhoki
[sub]xericorp and midas are xeris parents xericorp is doing super capitalism and midas is busy running it so idk what that's classified as[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
Now, climb on the horse and we'll go out for some deer!
Lemona, Xerimerc
yayyy
Lemona, Kaidia
rides along terrain but stops at a beautiful mountain view
Ah...
Red Dead made me think better of the world.
Lemona, Xerimerc
:0 what's that glowing thing in the sky we don't that in england
Lemona, Kaidia
The sun, poor Xeri.
The sun gives us light and day.
Sometimes it hides,
Sometimes it shows,
Just like you to your parents.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yooo were only 5 pages from 5400!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yooo
Yodle, Kaidia
what
Lemona, Kaidia
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Love the driftwood as your profile pic
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nothing.
Time to hunt some deer!
rides to the scawy forest
Lemona, Xerimerc
planccofwood.rpg
Lemona, Kaidia
"Borders Through Ignorance - Unity Through Intelligence"
[sub]- Imperian Revirin I 'the Great' of Kaidia[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
In times of peace, prepare for war
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
once some wise men said
"Borders Through Ignorance - Unity Through Intelligence"
[sub]- Imperian Revirin I 'the Great' of Kaidia, a Christian man[/sub]
"In times of peace, prepare for war"
[sub]- Lars Arnoldson, Pure Atheist[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
These men are so smart
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Agreed
Lemona, Xerimerc
welp time for PE
see you 7th Hour (maybe)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Woohoo.
Have you rearrived from pe?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ye ye
Lemona, Xerimerc
looking haircut
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Good can we kiss
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*kis*
Lemona, Kaidia
😐
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
le do rp in The Order?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Same, Lkandria.
Lemona, Xerimerc
doing homework 😓
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You asked, you received, you must give.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
also Kaidia I can rp now.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
YES, I CAN DO NOW!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
YES
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Lemona, Xerimerc
*kis*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
vine boom
Lemona, Xerimerc
lemon man
RP?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Im just kidding boyz
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Bro
I thought you said this made you uncomfortable
your real shady
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pinevilla this is many times youve had to leave or said something just to return or do that thing that you said you didnt like is a lot
Thats shady
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uh huh
Xerimerc
Not now no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.