Post Archive
Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
im pretty sure opposition in other countries wont believe you lol
Rebel scum. These rebels are labeled as terrorists and soldiers specializing in counterterrorism and urban warfare are deployed. Robots are also deployed
Lemona
Whoahh there Cowboy, settle down now
That there is part of my core territory
I can't just give that away
Lemona
Unfortunately for the rebels in my territory I havenÂ’t signed the Geneva Convention
Lemona
How about the pingtung territory in Taiwan?
Aya Democratic Republic has instituted sanctions on all items from Lkandra.
Lemona
I just thought about this, isnÂ’t Aya creating all of these rebels?
i make the map not the rebels
thatÂ’s like saying I made your nation, Lemona
Well in some way you did, because if you didnÂ’t make the map we wouldnÂ’t have to deal with the rebels.
itÂ’d also mean you wouldnÂ’t have a nation roleplay
Â
IÂ’m going to go through some things.
Lemona remember this?
yeah
well okay I wonÂ’t give the rebels what they want I will crush Mauritania under my grasp and make it government territory.
All rebels shall fight 100 games in the colosseum.
Also for your knowledge, I may have given the rebels what they wanted, but I hid this from the others.
All rebels were sent to the colosseum fighting 90 deadly trials going against our most fearsome gladiators and creatures.
Lemona might seem like they give rebels what they want, but they suffer for what theyÂ’ve done in the end.
Gloria ao Imperio!
so because of a thing I needed to do and my brain being annoying, I can't get to sleep
So I'm going to roleplay claiming some land or something
[sub] although I don't know if I can because I already claimed some land 30 something minutes ago so..[/sub]
[spoiler=claiming land 2 electric boogaloo][I]Shortly after the "Agreement" With the Indigenous people's in Lesotho and Eswatini/Swaziland for their land
the British government wanted more land, So set whatever divisions in South Africa they had up to a task.
To conquer Angola and Zambia, and at around early in the morning, Infantry rolled over the Angolan and Zambian border,
By the middle of the day, The army had managed to capture several small towns and had conquered around 20% of Angola and 26% of Zambia
After a couple of hours, The army has captured 43% of Angola and 60% of Zambia
By the end of the day, 67% of Angola has fallen and Zambia has been completely captured
Although Small pockets of resistance in Zambia remain and are pestering Troops
Along with Towns in Angola resisting, But any who resist are executed, And shortly a few hours later, both Angola and Zambia have been captured
With the only problem remaining being any resistance [/I]
[sub]this is very scuffed but I do not care[/sub][/spoiler]
Lemona
Listen ole buddy ole pal
I'm afraid I'm just not willing to give up any of my main territory
My Oman colony is the only place I'd give for Sri Lanka
How about I increase the price to say, 250 million? Eh? Eh? Free guns maybe?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Northern part Oman colony
IÂ’ll take 250 million and free guns too!
Socialistic Britain
Huzzah!
Aya Democratic Republic we have struck a deal
Lemona gets the northern half of my Oman colony and I get all of Sri Lanka
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
yayayay
With the money I got from the deal, IÂ’m building a statue of Ra the Sun God in the Canary Islands.
It shall be the biggest in Africa, and be glorious.
While we donÂ’t believe in Ra, we believe he represents the glory of the empire and surviving multiple much stronger powers.
In Malta IÂ’m building a statue of Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus.
All giant.
All rebels are recognized as terrorists.
aww so i canÂ’t make the map look like this (the random number generator really did not like lkandria)
https://i.ibb.co/s9dvSMV/D4-B3-EF39-DA58-41-F5-86-EC-4939-D1-FDB93-A.png
Lemona
No, but those ones in new-union you can keep :)
I didnÂ’t either, because I wasnÂ’t there.
Well. The last one I was.
But we thought if some commies are we arenÂ’t.
We follow by some of them, but we donÂ’t have to.
Hey Aya, Ardeyn and I struck a deal.
He receives Sri Lanka, and I receive the north part of his Oman colony.
ThatÂ’s just whatÂ’s important to the map I also get full control of the strait in between india and Sri Lanka, 250 million dollars, and free guns.
I will also add a more major claim, TeamPizza claiming paraguay
Why?
Lemona
Aya is anti colonialism/imperialism.
They support rebels, so once they started talking about how I caused rebellions I showed how I made all my rebels fight in the colosseum and he got sad that he couldnÂ’t make africa full of rebels.
so yeah.
Hahaha lol insdtead of anti autocratic rebels I read anti autistic rebels and I was like WHAT?
I was getting off my couch and then my friend called me. I got startled and fell, and almost fell on my dog.
Laos has the same letters as also
L A O S
A L S O
oh yeah goodnight
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
I want more weapons, specifically devastating unguided rocket artillery
i will withdraw troops in Mozambique and tanzania and evacuate civilians and high ranking personnel
the african horn and Madagascar will be reinforced by arriving navy vessels form the red sea
Eh ... And I understand that they can declare war on me, and I'm just a beginning state.
Hey Vlaskal
Is it alright if I just yoink those military Factbooks you have
uhhhh sure..? i don't know what you'll use them for but they're a bit outdated since im too busy to update them, but you do you i guess
Question, did you make the template for some of the military Factbooks like the IGF Factbook or did you get it from somewhere?
i got the template from a forum, i studied it and modified the template to my liking
i see you have a factbook about doctrine
(aaand its blank :P)
Of course IÂ’ll sell more
i made my own lol
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaltburg/detail=factbook/id=1701740
Socialistic Britain
Wait, which forum was it?
I wanna steal the template
[sub]don't mind me I'm not stealing this hon hon [/sub]
i got the pictures from the hoi4 wiki if you're curious
Socialistic Britain
Danke
Post self-deleted by Guard The Union.
Aya Democratic Republic I'm just going to follow NUCLs advice and invest millions in the remaining parts of the colony as well as work with the Yemeni there to enact reforms, increase the standard of living, give higher autonomy, etc
New United Common-Lands
just have companies do that work for you
works for me
ACE will be providing economic support to these areas to help improve living standards, and the Common-lands will be providing international aid for vital infrastructure projects in the area. IÂ’m sure this will appease the rebels.
Ardeyn, Lemona
After all this is over I'm going to have to figure out how the Federation would react to Aya funding a rebellion in it's territory
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
you guys have rebels?
pfft
New United Common-Lands
Don't jinx it
New United Common-Lands
wait i dont have Angola in the map
Work in progress map of Ardeyn: https://i.ibb.co/RN2f0DN/Untitled361-20220507125928.png
Lemona
i had some words in there, but i deleted them cuz cringe
Lemona
Britain also claimed Angola
You were going too lol until I imprisoned all my rebels
supplying weapons and soldiers into africa for you is easy since the mainland is just north
Lemona
owo, i think i will grant the protectorates more autonomy and build more economic infrastructures
Lemona
i will begin modernizing, building facilities, and making the lives of the people there more comfortable, since they are my protectorates
Lemona
Also because IÂ’ve always owned a part of Africa too.
Vlaskal
this will be the last resort if the situation gets bazonkers
Lemona
Mauritania is my only territory and soon they will be incorporated into the African State or become of State of Mauritania.
Vlaskal
The rebels?
Vlaskal, Teampizza
yep, i have to be nice... It's hard keeping out of conflicts because i have the tendency to rip someone's spine out and use it as a makeshift bat.
i have to keep the urge out...
Lemona
Can I have Paraguay
(Ima claim Paraguay)
Lemona
Just found out I can make it look like u said things u did not say
Lemona
Yeah... this can be abused in so many levels
Lemona
In you skin
And it can, I made nucl say a scam website once lol
:O
Lemona
Not exactly a scam website, but is very weird lol.
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
ok, i think we should stop now XD im beginning to be addicted to this. The misuse of this is terrifyingly funny
Lemona
true lol
Vlaskal
Okay yeah letÂ’s not let nations that donÂ’t know about this how to do it
Vlaskal
Should i suppress any evidence?
Lemona
i can see and unsuppress said suppressed evidence
Vlaskal, Lemona
well that sucks
Lemona
Update map to claims on the RMB
Also I gtg
Vlaskal
I have a question, are the rebels only limited to africa or does it apply to any colonial land?
any colonial land
can i have some?
Lemona
I think TeamPizza claimed Paraguay too or something
And I remember seeing Mr Government say they conquered Manitoba
And Britain claims Zambia and Angola, however Kaltburg also claims Angola
Dead meme time: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
So how is everybody
Teampizza
Who cares about Lemona. Compare the strength of my country to his and maybe that will be enough for you to stop believing that Lemona is a threat to anyone in our region? His arrogance and insolence are simply intolerable.Those are the only things that make me want to destroy his "country".
Lemona, Teampizza
Ngl you better be careful with what your saying right now.
Teampizza
I think something BIG bouta happen
Also donÂ’t mess with Lemona
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Okay fake French.
People from Quebec are just a bunch of funny Canadians,
Worthless, scums, menace to society.
French isnÂ’t even your native language.
Your movement is feeble, and small.
Even Texas has larger chance of independence.
So small that out of every single nation, yours is the fakest of em all.
You call me, a “country,” too bad yours is easy to break.
You call yourself “Free” but your civil rights are lower then what you call, the Empire.
And Beavers? The hats you make are pieces of crap.
mic drop
Teampizza, Confederate States Of Panama
And even your allies, are so scared they run.
They call article 2 but nothing happened.
Teampizza, Confederate States Of Panama
Well, it does seem Lemona has come to a tie or victory in all wars.
Multiple of them were against much stronger powers like Lkandria.
Lemona, Teampizza
Stupid Quebec
Cant even win against Canada
Stupid Quebec
Thinks they can speak French
Stupid Quebec is Stupid
So Stupid Quebec you shut up
Lemona
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.