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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Kaidia
I have military bases outside my borders
Ive said that
Anything you sent wouldve been already reported and been prepared to be killed instantly
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sir
IS THAT A YES OR A NO
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Is it economic support you are looking for?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Did Operation black day also manage to fail to remember the amount of security I have and military bases outside my borders?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmmmm
bomb on bases instead :)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes
I sent you secret telegram
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Did you just change what youre doing?
Kaidia what are you doing and youre sounding like my ally
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
A secret telegram not so secret that everyone knows you sent one
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why are you making Black Day sound like a person
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
[I]Nah I know I'm just doing a little [sub]funni[/sub][/I]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The contents of the not so secret telegram are secret though
So technically it's still a secret telegram
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Did you try to make an operation and not think of anything
I begin operation Kaidia is Sleep deprived
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmm true
but its less secret
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
A very large force of Teampizzan naval boats have landed and sent out troops to invade through North East Brazilian Socialistic Britain (the closest landing site to north east) this is OPERATION REDFIRE PHASE 3
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
So it's.. a sorta secret telegram?
Hmmm
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Semi Secret
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmmm
I now try and think
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
The lemonan military begins to jump out of the borders, armed with large tanks and drones. They begin to attack Kaidian forces and shields go over military bases.
The bases send more drones out to attack Kaidian troops.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Troops defending the coast slaughter the landing Teampizzan soldiers, Artillery is also used to bombard the incoming Teampizzan soldiers, along with air support helping the defending British Soldiers.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
They hit the pizzan trrops harder and harder
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Not only did I upgrade my infantry and other land/air forces,
but also artillery during the placement of bases
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
-Lemona, 2022
Lemona, Xerimerc
Okay?
Theyre still weaker than mine
Also when did you do that
When did you imply that ever
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
As Britain focuses on east TeamPizza launches invasion from south west slathering many of the defenses and quickly scorching everything in sight REDFIRE PHASE 4
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidian Artillery start to rain down the Lemonan tanks and drones with shells spreading on the border
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Why are you making random things happen
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
When did you rp upgrading artillery
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Deployment of the Kaidian Vanguard is now confirmed.
Also tanks and air forces
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
TeamPizza begins preparing defenses on coasts and borders preparing for a counter-invasion
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Very creative with names . Hmmmmmmm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Anyways
Fireballs are dropped on Kaidian forces, burning many.
The superior Lemonan army begins to push Kaidia back, with most of their new artillery only making dents in the tanks.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
This doesn't make alot of sense, we have like 200,000 troops defending the entire coast, not all in one spot, but anyway
The British hold in their defences, And artillery bombards the Landing Teampizzan soldiers once again.
Lemona, Kaidia
I mean,
If you're going to have bases (which I RPed) and upgrade your military,
Artillery is going to be part of the upgrade
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Just a reminder what a c-bomb is:
Destroys the ozone layer
Big crater
Heat
Darkness
Blindness 3
Weakness 1
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Teampizzans now begin to use Vietnamese tactics to confuse British soldiers who are less familiar with this warfare than the natives that lived there for many years
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
We seem to both not have very smart allies
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Uhh
no comment
Lemona, Kaidia
When did you do the military part
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
uh oh
With this war, the Kaidian Government has sent millions of citizens to the New Kaidia Colony for relocation.
Any other citizens are being drafted into the military (optional of course)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
C-bombs are dropped once again on kaidia.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Yes, Key word the coast u may have sent 900,000 but they are spread out, the lightning quick invasion still, causes dismay
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Bruh
I've done that like 3 weeks ago
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Planes and drones are deployed to go towards the sea, and to force the ships back to the mainland kaidia or be sunk.
Socialistic Britain
You did?
wow
my memory not good is it
Socialistic Britain
The British soldiers, Being trained in this warfare, Quickly realize what is going on, And begin to use flamethrowers to deter Teampizzan soldiers, Along with going into trees themselves to find any hiding Soldiers.
Lemona
The pizzan soldiers cant stand it, the harder the British get them hurts more and more
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
SB do we agree not to bring in nuclear warfare
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Wha?
I have 900,000 troops on your border just defending not attacking, but another separate 200,000 defending the coast
Lemona, Kaidia
s t o p
Lemona, Kaidia
Teampizzans who have know the trees for their entire lives see the burning forests and realize they can use this to advantage by going in trees near vital towns which would be destroyed from wildfires
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
okay lololol
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Teampizza.
With major casualties in Kaidia, the southern half of Kaidia will be locked down.
With High Command realizing what is happening, they send 7 million troops, tanks, and air forces to defend their home.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Only if other nations agreed
plus we can't anyway due to that one rule unless we all agreed
Lemona, Kaidia
The border is long they need to be spread out to defend the entire border
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
A Message is Sent To Kaidia:
Stop your attack. We have no purpose in taking your land, so we ask for white peace. If you do not agree, we will continue this war.
For the safety of your people, what do you choose?
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Nobux means no robux
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
The British attempt at stopping fires from going into cities and towns, specifically burning only the trees.
Lemona, Kaidia
Im going off for now bye
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
ahhahahaia
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Yeah NUCL get with the cool kids you should know this
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I try and frame away from nukes
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
The Common-lands cyber defense department begins hacking Lemonan computer and communications systems. The Cyber Defense department has given the orders for all Lemonan social media sites to be flooded with bots and fake news to cause disruption across their home-land and colonies.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
I think I may be slightly sleep deprived
Anyway I shall head out now
Lemona, Kaidia
bro uncool
anyways me have patriotic people
And our social media is the worlds social media so your probably just annoying people from all across the globe
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Message sent to Lemona, responding
I simply joined in for my comrades Lemona. As I still wish to continue my aid, I will simply just aid them economically.
I really wish to fight against you in a chance of winning, but I guess I see no point in wasting my men.
I will agree on white peace for now.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
AYYY!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
deal
Kaidia
Also shouldnt it be called the cyber offense since your attacking me not defending yourself
Kaidia
Artillery fire has been stopped by command, troops have been called back to Kaidia, citizens have also been called back, but Vanguard forces continue to fight in a lack of communication.
Lemona
The common-lands must defend itself from the scourge of capitalism
Lemona
Ill just slowly push them back with as little fight until you get connection
Kaidia
Ah yes the common lands must defend itself from a nation that wanted to be neutral but got an ultimatum
Honestly the common lands shouldnt need to defend itself from capitalism k thought your people believed in socialism fully
Kaidia
Post by Kaidia suppressed by Socialistic Britain.
Nah they just fight when they want to
When they get the chance, they use that chance.
Try and communicate with them about our white peace
They'll either stop fighting, sad
or just say whatever you said was bullshit
Lemona
ok I send them message
now
Kaidia
Cheese
Kaidia
cheeSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lemona
As Lemona has made peace with Kaidia, they focus their efforts back to Earth.
Kaidia
Ost
Lemona
CHEESEE
Kaidia
ostrich
Kaidia
As Kaidia has made peace with Lemona, they mainly focus on the reconstruction of the bomb sites
If you lose this war, you're definitely paying for this.
Lemona
Ost means cheese in swedish
Lemona, Kaidia
Ill avoid the cost then and just give you some money now to help fix
Small problem, the effects of the c-bombs may last a couple years
Just a warning
The main effect that will last is ozone gone and darkness
Besides that it should be fine
Kaidia
oooo cool
Kaidia
The Lemonan nation state, has colonised much of the world infecting it with their capitalist ideals. We must share this information with the colonies that there is a new way
Lemona, Kaidia
mm
I love the non-smell of space!
And the sight of (almost) complete darkness!
Lemona
Rica Nardis asks to help with the reconstruction of Kaidia
Lemona, Kaidia
MMmMmmMMmmMmMMm, a new motto
Lemona, Rica Nardis, Kaidia
?
Lemona, Kaidia
Of course Rica
You are best friend of Kaidia
and Ally :)
Lemona, Rica Nardis
:)
Lemona, Kaidia
Ya know
My poor citizens still make a lot of money
And I have good welfare
I used to have state industry mixed with private but it sadly went away
My colonies have everything they need, and their poor arent left in the dust like most capitalist systems do because of the welfare and wages
Theyre pretty content
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
despite the unemployment
Lemona
But also sadly, my welfare has slightly gone down
Kaidia
Yeah but Lkandria has that too and their socialist
Kaidia
ha
Lemona
hey
Kaidia
I also have universal healthcare
Kaidia
Socialism really has nothing to do with employment last time I checked
Lemona
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Written by Refuge Isle.