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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
All the best comrade to you and your family. Let us know if we can help in any way.
Socialistic Britain, Al-Yaqbaa
All the best to your grandma, hope she gets better soon.
If you need anything don't hesitate to let us know.
Socialistic Britain, Al-Yaqbaa
Hope your great grandma's okay comrade and that she gets better soon, if you need anything, just say.
Al-Yaqbaa
Damn... [sub][sup]I just had a birthday party...[/sub][/sup] I hope she's alright...
Hello everyone, I have recently joined "The Region That Has No Big Banks" and hope I can contribute and help the Region grow. FYI, I am a new nation, so please do not hesitate to telegram me any tips or anything else I should know about. Apologies for any disturbances. :)
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Happy Birthday!
And she's alright now but my family had to be careful and make sure she didn't fall again.
Socialistic Britain
Welcome!
Socialistic Britain
I like this guy!
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390262379730042887/1113072782012588042/Untitled487_20230530125241.png
The British ground forces are getting blood thirsty
They want war
Not even mine...
Oh.
My lake houSe
New United Common-Lands
He got banned
Lemona
wait what
nucl what does this mean
New United Common-Lands
Based on my schedule
The 25th is the only day Id be able to make it
And that is pretty iffy too
Oh wait thats happening later
Aw, I thought it was supposed to be a surprise..
Lemona
Man everyone's getting banned.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
What
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
At least someone understands British humour 😂
Socialistic Britain
Next thing you know NUCL gonna ban himself.
for??
Its a joke Lemona has just been re appointed in government they are still very much active
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Based soldier.
😶
Socialistic Britain
Sort the Court makes me feel good.
Mainly when happiness is really high.
Or when I see little timmy or grandma.
It's British humour, you wouldn't get it
Mainly because nobody can colonise as much as us
British humour is amazing
Lawid
What even is British humor. Ive watched Jimmy Carr and his jokes arent all that different from American humor
Socialistic Britain
How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"
We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend
Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour
"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."
Lawid
Or another example ripped straight for Google again
"What is the difference between American and British comedy?
Imagine a waiter spilling food and drinks on a guest, the guest gets angry and starts yelling at the waiter
In an American comedy, the main character would be the guest. In a British comedy, the main character would be the waiter"
I like this example less
755 million population.
Welp time for Kilm E to be the official name of my countries leader.
the only humor you have is imported from your colonies </3
Lemona
I thought your humor was making fun of the french.
😊
New United Common-Lands
That sounds like every countries humor
Dont all countries make fun of their class systems
Well that's apart of it as well
so you're telling me every countries humour is satire, sarcasm and self-deprecation?
we made it funnier </3
Pretty much yeah
American humor can be making fun of the french for us having to bail them out at d-day or you're like me.
Make fun of your own country by saying "guys you wanna invade some middle eastern country again?"
Or us losing a war to trees...
Good times.
When communists did a lot better.
so every countries humour is British?
WE SUCCEEDED
still not as funny as the pyramids joke :')
Socialistic Britain
Guys Germans, Frogs, and Brits practically own every dog.
That would explain why they colonized half the world!
To bring people more dogs!
Socialistic Britain
Thks
Where's everyone?
He won.
They announced it over the loudspeaker.
The sigh that could be heard right before the principal said his name.
It was pandemonium in my homeroom class because everyone said they voted for him.
Region Of Paldea
Hello
United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia
Hola.
Region Of Paldea
Dead. Not irl.
Region Of Paldea
I'm thinking of running next year.
My school says sophomores can run.
It's usually a junior or senior though.
Lawid
Bro you too?
It´s like Spanish humor but a bit more chill
Socialistic Britain
no shhh dont, we can't let the world know
Region Of Paldea
Lets GOOOO.
For a team that sucks at sports, gulag can be surprisingly effective.
Region Of Paldea
I always hated class representative or school president elections it was literally vote for the most popular kid.
Region Of Paldea
If we don't restart the RP ima make genetically modified dogs that could be man's best friend.
Then instead of just invading land I'll do it to give out more dogs.
Region Of Paldea
Yeah.
Most positions were that for me.
But someone no one cared about got to win.
My communist friend.
Region Of Paldea
Google is recommending me ads for doctors and transplant doctors
Region Of Paldea
Games are done!
I would very much reccomend you all take a look at the last match´s commentary, see if you can guess where i got the inspiration for it from.
Sovetsya 0-1 SF Eurasia
SF Eurasia advance to the quarterfinals thanks to a goal in added time, in a game which they clearly dominated.
Volksleben 1-1 Ludwigsburg
Penalties: Volksleben 5-4 Ludwigsburg
In an unbelievably even match, Volksleben are able to move on to face SF Eurasia, after Ludwigsburg´s start striker sent his penalty over the bar. As the commentator said: Robert Wolfbaggio, the man who had won best player that very year, who had played a World cup at Messi´s level, who had promised his father to win a world cup against Volksleben, the whole world´s eyes were fixed on him, he was Ludwigburg´s last chance. He took 2 steps backwards, breathed, but finished sending the ball to the sky. The silence invaded all the houses of Ludwigsburg, as on the pitch, Robert Wolfbaggio looked down at the floor with his arms at his waist. It was not just a simple image of defeat, it was, as if this prodigy had lost his soul. Never before had we seen such a desolating image over a football pitch. In his eyes, we could see the infinite sadness, the representation of an unachieved dream, the broken promise of a 10 year old boy.
Nobody could consolate him. He would surely have nightmares of this penalty night on for the rest of his life. "Socrates died poisoned, but Wolfbaggio died standing".
Region Of Paldea
Oh
RIP Xeri and Sicario......
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Xeri CTE'd.
Sexting in telegrams or something like that.
It got the femboy banned.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Region Of Paldea
Sicario is fine, alt got deleted in the crossfire...
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Region Of Paldea
Yo where's the MoD this guy in our polls is messed up.
His nations motto is as messed up as the nation
Shuora is the nation's name.
His motto is:
Capitalism, Fascism and Racism.
That's just messed up. The region he is in is called The Invaders, region full of the scumbag raiders.
Sounds about right.
Sicario Mercenary Corps sorry to bother but this seems suspicious.
Looked at their RMB.
Homophobic as well.
I dont believe this
Xerimerc:Obelisk of Wholesomeness and Horniness
An odd person, but quite lovable, they have lost their ability to use discord, I now feel guilty for legitimately no reason at all. I didn't participate in anything that got them banned from either.
I wouldnt put wholesome next to the other word
That just sounds like regular humor and besides, humor is subjective. Trying to divide humor by country of all things is kinda weird
Yeah I dont get that example
Meh, I found em wholesome, just not when they were acting horni.
On it
Nothing much I can do
I dont have any control over polls I dont think
But New United Common-Lands keep an eye out for this guy, especially during events
Feel like its the kind of person to think its funny to mess it up
Whats your discord?
Im still alive
I'm in the server, are you as well? Sorry, I'm not online often due to not having disc in phone and being lazy to do anything when I have access to PC...
Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Persistence Of Cats Memory
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Flomonga
Not at all
Flomonga
Y'all I'm new
I played this like 3 days ago I'm using my phone cuz I can't use my comp anymore
Welcome to TRTHNBB!
Astravica, Little Debbie
Guten Tag, I'm back.
Bonjour, and accueillir!
Little Debbie
I have fallen down the hole to hell.
Taker.
I now want to pet Cerberus demon girl, please help me, they were cute enough as a dog...
I will save you! I'll bring some battle droids!
https://youtube.com/shorts/R_bh_jo6e1c?feature=share
Flomonga
Hello New
Flomonga
Mental goofing go brrrr
Damn it, I still can't stop wanting to pet em, it's Doe all over again...
Little Debbie
Howdy the region with catless economic progress
16 Votes cast already dont forget to vote!
https://forms.gle/SwWNNWna9uixinGg9
Lawid, United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia, Flomonga
Vote!
I don't care for who but please VOTE.
New United Common-Lands
We have cats
Many cats
We lack banks
The Persistence Of Cats Memory
AGREED!
Sicario Mercenary Corps
When do you wanna play chess United_Socialist_Republic_Of_Eurasia
doing what I am doing makes my skin crawl but it must be done
Hi
Hello
Can you give me advice, I'm new
you have to solve problems that will make your nation change, the population increases every day
Ok thanks
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