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Ardeyn wrote:I don't know what anyone is talking about

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Xeri is so cute and wouldn’t hurt anyone. Just look at him! *gestures in Xeris general direction* [whispers to xeri to do something cute]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Xerimerc wrote:

Xeris past flags in the past week say otherwise

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:imagine seconds later, an explosion far off in the distance can be heard

https://youtu.be/xxbmOLeo-ZI

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:NOPE, VLASKAL NEVER MADE A DECISION AND NO JURY WAS THERE

THE PROVEN INNOCENCE WAS FALSE AND NEVER HAPPENED, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR LAWYER

Lies

Pinevilla wrote:I accuse you of covering the car of your cheating boyfriend in mayonnaise

I have never had a boyfriend and I've never covered any cars in mayonnaise?

you got a good imagination, I gotta give you that

Xerimerc, Maloi

ORDER DAMMIT!

*grabs an owen gun and fires a burst into the air*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:Many region members are being put on trial for being too horni and xeri is one of them

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:XERI DID NOTHING WRONG! My client is the regions emotional support femboy and should be cleared of all charges.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lies

I have never had a boyfriend and I've never covered any cars in mayonnaise?

you got a good imagination, I gotta give you that

THAN FIND IT

FIND THE EVIDENCE VLASKAL MADE A DECISION

FIND IT

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*holds hand*

this isn't helping your case pine boy >:(

Xerimerc, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:

*grabs xeris jaw and moves it to make him say “I’m xeri and I’m cute sometimes*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Xerimerc wrote:

Xeri has caused me the opposite of emotional support

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:THAN FIND IT

FIND THE EVIDENCE VLASKAL MADE A DECISION

FIND IT

no

and stop typing in all caps, jeez

Xerimerc

I WILL ADD AN EXTRA HOUR OF DETENTION TO EACH OF YOUR SENTENCES IF YOU DON'T STOP GOOFING ABOUT!

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lies

I have never had a boyfriend and I've never covered any cars in mayonnaise?

you got a good imagination, I gotta give you that

I accuse you of secretly supporting the Vichy French government in their gender theory studies on Tiktok

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I WILL ADD AN EXTRA HOUR OF DETENTION TO EACH OF YOUR SENTENCES IF YOU DON'T STOP GOOFING ABOUT!

UNDERSTOOD

Pinevilla wrote:I accuse you of secretly supporting the Vichy French government in their gender theory studies on Tiktok

wait what?

that.. that fried my brain

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*grabs xeris jaw and moves it to make him say “I’m xeri and I’m cute sometimes*

*ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:no

and stop typing in all caps, jeez

Vlaskal never made the decision, therefore you are still liable to be sued

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:I accuse you of secretly supporting the Vichy French government in their gender theory studies on Tiktok

...

What?

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:I WILL ADD AN EXTRA HOUR OF DETENTION TO EACH OF YOUR SENTENCES IF YOU DON'T STOP GOOFING ABOUT!

Judge, did you ever come to a decision in the court case of 1990-2000

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:this isn't helping your case pine boy >:(

wdym

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

This is all virtual insanity

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:UNDERSTOOD

wait what?

that.. that fried my brain

I accuse you of being a h economist for the Rhodesian government

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Alright, I'm too tired of this..

I wish I had someone to take over this Tribunal ugh

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:...

What?

Exactly

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Maloi

*slowly slides across floor with hand outstretched toward pinevilla*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Alright, I'm too tired of this..

I wish I had someone to take over this Tribunal ugh

You just don’t know how to thrive in the chaos

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:*slowly slides across floor with hand outstretched toward pinevilla*

Hi

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Hi

*deposits a small parcel in your ear*

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:I accuse you of being a h economist for the Rhodesian government

no

I'm pretty sure I'm too small brain to be economist

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Alright, I'm too tired of this..

I wish I had someone to take over this Tribunal ugh

Uhh..

Ardeyn?

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:no

I'm pretty sure I'm too small brain to be economist

Yea

thats why your one for the rhodesian government

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Xeri is horni do you agree

Isn't it obvious

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:You just don’t know how to thrive in the chaos

Xeri would be doing much better If I wasn't being tried for an incredibly vague crime, and am therefore too nervous to say words

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:*deposits a small parcel in your ear*

*takes out parcel*

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:no

I'm pretty sure I'm too small brain to be economist

u are small brain

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:*takes out parcel*

*it is now empty, you feel something wiggling in your other ear*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Yea

thats why your one for the rhodesian government

I'm insulted >:(

But no

I am not and never was an economist for the Rhodesian government

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Xeri would be doing much better If I wasn't being tried for an incredibly vague crime, and am therefore too nervous to say words

i accuse you of kidnapping with intent to f***

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Uhh..

Ardeyn?

No

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:*it is now empty, you feel something wiggling in your other ear*

*licks ear*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Baylan wrote:u are small brain

yes

that's what I said

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, Baylan

Pinevilla wrote:i accuse you of kidnapping with intent to f***

pinevilla!? saying that? no way!

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:yes

that's what I said

exactly and i agree

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Ardeyn wrote:Isn't it obvious

My argument is he is the regional emotional support femboy and should be cleared of charges

Do you agree?

I’ll throw in another 5% pay on top of your 20% next time we play barotrauma

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:i accuse you of kidnapping with intent to f***

Kidnapping who? When!?

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:i accuse you of kidnapping with intent to f***

This went from 0 to 100 real quick

Ardeyn wrote:No

Okay..

Washington?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm insulted >:(

But no

I am not and never was an economist for the Rhodesian government

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Smith

youre this guy

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*licks ear*

You are Ascending

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:My argument is he is the regional emotional support femboy and should be cleared of charges

Do you agree?

I’ll throw in another 5% pay on top of your 20% next time we play barotrauma

will you do that if I agree?

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:My argument is he is the regional emotional support femboy and should be cleared of charges

Do you agree?

I’ll throw in another 5% pay on top of your 20% next time we play barotrauma

Okay

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Baylan wrote:pinevilla!? saying that? no way!

we are in a troubling situation

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:You are Ascending

is maloi coming with me

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:will you do that if I agree?

Maybe

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:is maloi coming with me

no

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Smith

youre this guy

That is slanderous and simply lies my good pine friend

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:*licks ear*

...pine? never seen you like that

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:no

can i die

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Maybe

I agree

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:My argument is he is the regional emotional support femboy and should be cleared of charges

Do you agree?

I’ll throw in another 5% pay on top of your 20% next time we play barotrauma

Socialistic Britain wrote:will you do that if I agree?

hmm

Britain, after accusing me of bribery, is committing to it

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Good morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. We are here today to address the allegations of horni in RMB againts the accused individuals. Let's proceed with the hearing. Lemona. Please state your defense against the following charge(s):

-Being Horni in the RMB

Let's start alphabetically

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Baylan wrote:...pine? never seen you like that

this is what happen when i am accused of being horny with maloi

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan

Lemona wrote:hmm

Britain, after accusing me of bribery, is committing to it

Hey

gotta survive and cope with the depths of Europa somehow my boy

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. We are here today to address the allegations of horni in RMB againts the accused individuals. Let's proceed with the hearing. Lemona. Please state your defense against the following charge(s):

-Being Horni in the RMB

Lemona wrote:never disagree with master

I had to learn that the hard way

The really hard way~

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hey

gotta survive and cope with the depths of Europa somehow my boy

Blahaj :)

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. We are here today to address the allegations of horni in RMB againts the accused individuals. Let's proceed with the hearing. Lemona. Please state your defense against the following charge(s):

-Being Horni in the RMB

Let's start alphabetically

[sub]so I g-go last?[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hey

gotta survive and cope with the depths of Europa somehow my boy

i accuse you of severe corruption

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:i accuse you of severe corruption

Order.

Do not make me throw you out of the hearing myself

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

this is distressing

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hey

gotta survive and cope with the depths of Europa somehow my boy

I like how the doctor is the one who pays the crew and not the captain

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Order.

Do not make me throw you out of the hearing myself

AYAYEYEYEYYE

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

[sub]Saul *poke poke* saul should I just stay quiet for now?[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]Saul *poke poke* saul should I just stay quiet for now?[/sub]

yes

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Mr. Lemona, please state your defense against the charges.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:yes

[sub]understood. *sits on the floor*[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Ardeyn wrote:I like how the doctor is the one who pays the crew and not the captain

Ik it's because sicario is the host but my headcannon is I refuse to pay the crew so the medic pays everyone out of their own pocket

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. We are here today to address the allegations of horni in RMB againts the accused individuals. Let's proceed with the hearing. Lemona. Please state your defense against the following charge(s):

-Being Horni in the RMB

Let's start alphabetically

My defense is

That those posts were from over 150 days ago

If things from that far can be accused of someone, we can have many more court cases

Further more, britain could also be accused for the NU scandal again, as to my belief, you, Judge Vlaskal, never came to a decision, and neither did the jury

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]Saul *poke poke* saul should I just stay quiet for now?[/sub]

*abducts you from the court room*

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie “Up”, he will not give it to you because he is Never Gonna Give You Up. However by not giving you Up, even though you asked for it, he is letting you down. Thus, The Astley Paradox.

Thus you can't be saved

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:My defense is

That those posts were from over 150 days ago

If things from that far can be accused of someone, we can have many more court cases

Further more, britain could also be accused for the NU scandal again, as to my belief, you, Judge Vlaskal, never came to a decision, and neither did the jury

Also if I’m accused the jury dies

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Also if I’m accused the jury dies

The juries family

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*abducts you from the court room*

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie “Up”, he will not give it to you because he is Never Gonna Give You Up. However by not giving you Up, even though you asked for it, he is letting you down. Thus, The Astley Paradox.

Thus you can't be saved

[sub]help I'm a smol defenceless femboy and I'm being abducted[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Ardeyn wrote:Ik it's because sicario is the host but my headcannon is I refuse to pay the crew so the medic pays everyone out of their own pocket

This is true

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:My defense is

That those posts were from over 150 days ago

If things from that far can be accused of someone, we can have many more court cases

Further more, britain could also be accused for the NU scandal again, as to my belief, you, Judge Vlaskal, never came to a decision, and neither did the jury

Thank you

Would you like to respond to the charges?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Thank you

Would you like to respond to the charges?

Yes

Britain is a fool

thanki

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Yes

Britain is a fool

thanki

Thank you.

Does anyone want to add evidence? To Lemona's accusations

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal I have a question regarding the uh, current court proceedings

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal

Xerimerc wrote:Vlaskal I have a question regarding the uh, current court proceedings

Proceed.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Post by Baylan suppressed by Socialistic Britain.

Baylan

Pinevilla wrote:this is what happen when i am accused of being horny with maloi

are you though?

hmm..

Maloi wrote:[spoiler=Good day :) ]Boo!! Now open this please! :D https://youtube.com/shorts/V-S91eraDgM?feature=share[/spoiler]

Pinevilla wrote:Awww I love you too ❤️

Maloi wrote:I❤️U2

Maloi wrote:#Pinevilla and #Sicario Foreign Ops and Actually all of y’all are nice <3

Pinevilla wrote:Awwww thanks ❤️

Pinevilla wrote:Maloi do you want snuggles

Maloi wrote:Yeah sure! Let's snuggle ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

Pinevilla wrote:*snuggles*

Maloi wrote:*snuggles* ^^

Pinevilla wrote:Mmmmm *warm/coldwhicheveryouwant*

Pinevilla wrote:Pineville louisiana

Nation is named after it

Maloi wrote:oh that's a city? Nice!

Pinevilla wrote:Yes

We’re one of the better Louisiana cities

Small, sweet, and you won’t get shot within one minute of arriving *cough cough* New Orleans and alexandria looking at you *cough cough*

Maloi wrote:I only know capitals of the states!

Pinevilla wrote:A lot of states I only know capitals of

I know a lot of Texas cities cause my family is from Texas and we have a lot of friends there

Pinevilla wrote:I simp for xeri

But maloi is cool ngl

Maloi wrote:aww thank you!i think your cool as well :)

Pinevilla wrote:It was a trial run for things I had to do for school

First project in my geography class

First we did US states, then Latin America, Europe, Africa, and we’re gonna do Asia after break

Maloi wrote:oh wow did you get to pick the cities?that sound's fun! I remember in 5th grade(yes 5th grade) I had to do a project but my teacher picked puerto rico for me and then i was like "This has to be perfect!" So confident i was going to have the best project i must admit i'm competitive but i was a bit mean..my motivation was so toxic i can't but i changed!

Pinevilla wrote:I think you may have gotten state and city mixed up but that’s coming from my limited knowledge of German

My personal favorite I did was Europe cause I did Finland and I love Finland

Maloi wrote:Oh! I put cities by accident im sorry! I feel so dum! no but like actually i don't why but i've got reading problems and i was'nt like that

Pinevilla wrote:It’s alright

I made typos and read wrong all the time

Maloi wrote:idk maybe im trying to read fast? lol idk maybe or it could be smth else since like me personally my sleep i do sleep but like not very well and then i just feel tired in the morning but move on with my day and im happy :P

Pinevilla wrote::0 I feel the same way

I couldn’t sleep last night but I was on a hotel room soooo

Pinevilla wrote:I forgot to say this but remember when my brother had that surgery to prevent his seizures in July

Yeah turns out they didn’t fully complete it

Maloi wrote:Oh wait what? how's your brother now?

*2 decades later* (my god there's a lot more😭)

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Proceed.

Theoretically, would a defendant be expected to stand trial if they were, for whatever reason, no longer capable of standing? For example, if they suddenly had no legs?

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops

*quietly removes bonesaw from pack*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Theoretically, would a defendant be expected to stand trial if they were, for whatever reason, no longer capable of standing? For example, if they suddenly had no legs?

ummm

IF the defendant has no legs, they may remain seated

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:i accuse you of severe corruption

Lies

>:(

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Blahaj :)

Blahaj :)

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Baylan wrote:are you though?

hmm..

*2 decades later* (my god there's a lot more😭)

That is way too long..

Please put a spoiler

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:ummm

IF the defendant has no legs, they may remain seated

Would they still be expected to stand trial in this theoretical sudden-loss-of-limbs scenario?

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:ummm

IF the defendant has no legs, they may remain seated

If the defendant has no ass, how will they sit?

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Y’all are lucky my camping trip ended today or you would’ve had to have this trial without me

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Y’all are lucky my camping trip ended today or you would’ve had to have this trial without me

Did you have fun

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Thank you.

Does anyone want to add evidence? To Lemona's accusations

Seeing that there is no more additional evidence to be submitted up-front.

The General Overseer along with the jury shall review the pieces of evidence presented.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Ardeyn wrote:Did you have fun

I got a cute wolfie plushie I’ve named Roxy and a lot of Cool Rocks

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Seeing that there is no more additional evidence to be submitted up-front.

The General Overseer along with the jury shall review the pieces of evidence presented.

Judge

May I ask..

Just to get this out of the way to not complicate further court proceedings, what is the result of the entire NU trial?

Am I innocent? Guilty?

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Vlaskal wrote:Seeing that there is no more additional evidence to be submitted up-front.

The General Overseer along with the jury shall review the pieces of evidence presented.

Upon review of the evidence presented, including witness testimonies and documentation, the tribunal has found concrete evidence of the accusations against the accused nation..

However, it has come to our attention that the evidence is outdated, as it pertains to incidents that occurred more than 3,500 messages ago.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I got a cute wolfie plushie I’ve named Roxy and a lot of Cool Rocks

Rocksy ❤️

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

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