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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Bye
Lemona
Bye
Lemona
Oh oh I misread it
Lemona
Bye
Lemona
417 new chats in the RMB... did I perhaps miss anything?
Mars Hotel, Lemona
YesnÂ’t
Lemona
Ĉu vi maltrafis la Satanan oferon?
Lemona
i look away from the RP map for 7 hours, and i see someone had claimed almost all of Europe, British isles, and scraped off the top of Africa
also Mr Government I wanna make a claim to those islands near the arctic ocean (kosmolets island, October revolution island), as an overseas territory
Lemona
Got it. IÂ’ll do it now actually.
Lemona
add novaya zemlya too
Lemona
They got a bit greedy
Lemona
700 new messages gottdamn
Lemona
Yeah.
Lemona
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also... how will lemona invade catopes..? he's literally on the other side of the world
Lemona
The power of guns, planes, and ships.
Lemona
can you give the Panama canal to a neutral nation? preferably a friendly one
Lemona
Anyway, mind if I annex the Panama Canal?
Lemona
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b r u h
Lemona
i'd have the rest of czechia to fix the border too
Lemona
kek
Lemona
A neutral nation wonÂ’t stop me
Lemona
eh, not my problem anymore, ill just chill out in my arctic islands with hot chocolate
Lemona
Then you are referring to me.
IÂ’ll give you Northern Canada if you want.
Lemona
Sure.
A US analouge owning the canal? thats very new
Nah, Mr Government is half Canadian.
Better yet, IÂ’ll give you half.
i thought youre gonna partition panama by the canal, this is cursed, I like it
Vlaskal, Mr Government
Exactly.
Vlaskal
mind if annex Moldova and scrape the top off Romania? Ill also take just a bit off Kazakhstan (ularsk to atyrau)
ThatÂ’s fine.
Vlaskal
I wonder who claimed all of thatÂ
I like that idea. Maybe not you because when your mad you slaughter your enemy
w-what? i-i'm not an insane mass homicidal nation when in w-war!
(heheheheh~)
Lemona
Uh huh
Vlaskal
I wonÂ’t.
IÂ’m neutral now.
Vlaskal
w a i t
IÂ’m neutral now so I can get it!
Vlaskal
ahahahah! n-no n-n-n-not a-at all...!
Lemona
Too late, me and Lkandria split it (look at the map 😂).
Lemona
Aogshwowhwvwjwiw (aka mad lemon noises)
No, look at how I split it 😂
Vlaskal
its cursed af to look at
Lemona, Mr Government
IÂ’m gonna claim Lebanon israel Syria and Jordan now. Yeah this wonÂ’t do anything. Not at all
I hate it. Panama doesnÂ’t deserve this no one should have gotten the canal! No one I say!
Â… uhhh.
my borders look like a front of a ship!
Lemona
-moves troops in-
This will never cause any problems ever! Ah yes a catholic nation in the Middle East and the holy landsÂ
No problem at all.
MwuwAhAhHahHhahHhahahHhahaahahahaaHaAaHHhaAAAAHA.
Lemona
Very true or a male body part too but we gonna ignore that yes? Yes. We will.
Might have a chat with The Washington Federation about establishing regulations on how much territory one can have after the map vote
May be necessary to shrink some claims as well
Vlaskal
*watches LemonaÂ’s stability drop to 0%*
Not as bad when I went British and became the United Kingdom of lemona. I had plans to conquer everything.
itÂ’s fine itÂ’s happened before.
-stability collapses to literally below zero -27827262%-
IÂ’m fine.
Lemona just bursts into flames
This is fine.
This is normal.
This happens.
MWAHAHAHAHA
And yes this happens when my stability collapses I go rule brittania
-takes Crete and Cyprus-
rule hispania!
yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh nooo my stability is going back up nooooo -rule hispania fades into itÂ’s a small world-
Urgh IÂ’m back wait why I do I own Cyprus and Crete now? Whatever thatÂ’s cool I guess.
You donÂ’t.
Lemona
yessssssss
I
Dooooo
I promise I will stop claiming if you give those islands I promise! For now until rule hispania comes back but that rarely happens!
no more territory for you >:( You have to give others a chance to claim their border
Lemona
stupid border police Crete is Lemonan and so is Cyprus too! yebksjsbabsjrrrrrrrgahagarararrartat
Fine. IÂ’m holding you to it and I wonÂ’t listen to you if you do.
Lemona
yessir yessir yessir yessir yessir yessir yessir
no no you donÂ’t
wiat a second I thought I took Syria israel Lebanon and Jordan? Israel includes palestine
Also why IÂ’m a getting called massive when freakin Mr Government just gave himself free land in South America, africa, and Antarctic. Not gonna talk about how he cut up PanamaÂ
TRTHNBB recognizes the Palestinian people to have there own country
Lemona
okay cool anyways I kinda forget they exist so eh okay
Sure
Lemona
Everyone telegram me your claims on the map, I will restrict sizes based on population though.
no donÂ’t say that it looks like HELL. poor Panama poor poor Panama
The Antarctic is a joke and the Africa piece is tiny.
its a joke until you find oil
Lemona
ItÂ’s a joke until global warming comes into effect
please telegramÂ… please
Lemona
your still bigger
restrict sizes an offense how rudez I gonnaÂ… doÂ… nothing
Ok I will
Lemona
sorry but i cant let a nation with 5 million people claim the entirety of Africa.
Lemona
donÂ’t 5 million people live in Africa?
Africa is the second most populous continent
I donÂ’t think NS population should apply if this will also be for RP.
oopz
fine ill change it to military (calculated with ns calculator)
Lemona
Well thenÂ…thisÂ’ll be fun
No matter what map you vote territory will be restricted
I gonna add the calculator to my special url link thingy document
Yes, no more claiming for now unless adding yourself to the map.
Lemona
IÂ’m not even the biggest!
I claimed the remainder of the Asian coast of Mediterranean before I said I STOp!
not just your territory will be restricted by military force but everyoneÂ’s
Lemona
okay but like no one lives in the Sahara so itÂ’s pretty easy to take
Hehe, I have a military force of over 200 million
Vlaskal
urgh freakin
so far i claimed the remnants of poland, moldova, and just the top of romania, i also claimed the whole of ukraine.
what's left of central russia, and the caucuses, half of volga, i also have the october revolution island, kosmonets, and novaya zembya as overseas territory. and uralsk, atyrau
and im not planning in taking more, unlike the neo-roman empire here
Lemona
emperor nerf leads us.
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