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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I will send you on a date
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
flips you off
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
mmmmmh
Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
AHHHhYYYYY
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Nothing can ruin my holiday in this beautiful Communist and Socialist country.
Im not worried about rigged leagues 👀
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
ahem
Now, I will enjoy my grinding in peace.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
Yo abt that date can we still y'know 😏
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Send this man to the highest peak of the Kaidian North
Let's see how long he can last in the coal-powered frozen hell of Norway.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
UwU at least im in kaidia now
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
you know what
Take his basic rights from him
Send him to the highest Rehabilitation Center.
Manis Erykas II
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
Manis Erykas II 🤩
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
You shouldn't even be happy.
You will be tortured to death, your body will have to put with electrical wiring, a neck-case always making you stand at attention.
And once your body becomes useless, you will transform into a piece of a living corpse that will roam the halls of Manis Erykas II for your fellow prisoners to see.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Ohohoho you have no idea what we're gonna do to world peace and tea
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
socialistic britain
would you like your administrators
to have a meeting with le
Manis Imperiae Revirin Valen Kaidvania I?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
mmhblanketispleasantonmyskin
Kaidia, Possumcheese
Yes!
Also I might make them actual characters instead of just "bald man" and "good Mustache man"
gonna come up with some names on the spot
uhhh
bald man shall be called "Jameson Woolley" and man with good Mustache shall be called "Edward Jones"
I'll make actual descriptions later
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
if you would like?
Response is reasonable.
I will send you to the underworld, just respect Satan and respect Jezebel, oh and also uh who was it, like daisy johnson or something too.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Maloi, Possumcheese
Alright
Starting!
The two men sit at their beds, waiting.
Eventually, an alarm sounds, but speech is heard after the alarm.
"Mr. Woolley and Mr. Jones. We need you in the Imperial Council Room."
This was either serious or rewarding.
Time to find out...
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
If you are trying to be cute like you claim xeri, melon, and maloi are, you are utterly failing
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Craggo I need you to send Ant to either Manis Erykas II or the Kaidian North
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
Oh god... YEAH! Why would I curse my friend Jezebel with them, they are affected by the sin of lust. Eh, they have pedos there so you won't be the worst of their problems, ant. Anyway instead i'm going to carve a cage out of andesite and put em in there.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
I will arrange for you to meet with the Minister of Administration.
He will meet you in Greater Akorrda, infront of the Capitol Building.
He will expect you to deliver Ant.
Ant will then be escorted to the Manis Erykas II Extramist Rehabilitation Center and assigned a number and cell.
We'll make sure he's contained in Maximum Security.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
The 2 men were nervous, but put on a facade of confidence as they stepped out of their room, Heading to the Imperial Council Room, seeing what awaited them.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Things happening today with my Crohn's because I am bored:
maybe a flare-up
:D yay
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
They are met by two heavy-armored guards, who open the door for them.
At a nice decorated room, there stands a table with 9 people.
The Patriarch (aka Pope of Kaidian Christianity, Bishop of Akorrda)
The High Marshal
The Imperial Steward
The High Chancellor
The "Grand Spy"
The High Administrator
and...
the one and only,
Manis Imperiae Revirin Valen Kaidvania I
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Howwwwwwww
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
Flurkin
Xerimerc, Kaidia
is that
hmm
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
The men were surprised and in shock but kept their composure
They turned to thank the 2 Heavy-armoured guards before slowly walking up to just Infront of the table
Bowing for Manis Imperiae Revirin Valen Kaidvania I before waiting for what the 9 people may want to say.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Remember when I was in hospital for a month?
yeah that was because of good ol' Crohn's!
doctors did say there would be flare-ups though so I'm not too concerned
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Revirin stood up from his throne, and put down his crown, before bowing.
Revirin: "Gentleman.
I called you here to congratulate you in making the Trial Administration role, with only barely 5 votes.
You are one of the first people to be part of the Administration that isn't Kaidian.
And since you are part of our lovely ally..."
Revirin opened up a hidden window to a beautiful sunset
Revirin: "I'd like to take you around the Greater Akorrda area. Learn the vast culture within, and find the place I think you will want to be your resting place.
Do you accept?"
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
The 2 men were delighted, With Edward Jones being the first to speak
"Thank you your excellency! We gladly accept and are honoured for such an offer if I may say so."
Jameson Woolley also speaks up
"And we are excited for what you shall show us your excellency."
They both proceeded to bow once again
Xerimerc, Kaidia
No I already know that
I mean
Is that
Yay worthy
Should I be happy
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Revirin perks his head up, before putting his hands together.
Revirin: "Alright! Tell me when you can do this little activity.
I will be waiting."
Revirin then put his crown back on, and sitting on his throne.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
no I'm being sarcastic
Shame it isn't easier to convey tone through text
now what I just said wasn't sarcasm
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
I shall have to respond to this RP later or well, in the morning but I shall remember to respond this time and not forget
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
I will remind you by annoying you
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Give him pasta.
You just are.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw
He will be given...
uh...
Minimal Sustenance Supplements
Xerimerc
*nyawn*
Exploring abandoned water treatment plants is fun
Now Im tired
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
sicario
I found
gaia world
in stellaris
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-
I hate my brother and everything to do with the last couple hours
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
Brothers suck
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
I'd like to hear about your side of the story
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
6 year 1 month age gap
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
Older brother is dumb
And also hates trans and gay people
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-
Give them pasta, no matter how bad the pasta is. Don't give them flesh.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
IAMNOT *crossess arm*
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
I have two brothers
and one thing about my oldest and older
My oldest brother never let my older brother on his laptop, or at least kick him off every once and a while.
That's why I get quite a lot of time on the computer
My older brother doesn't want to be like my oldest brother.
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Target in Sight
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
You truly are.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw
..this is me
https://youtube.com/shorts/1HyMRG3FTy0?feature=share
And since that moment i said i wated to take kaidy on a date i screwed up..
Xerimerc, Kaidia
T.T craggy i need hug
Xerimerc, Kaidia
two heavy-armored guards approach you as a dozen drones surround the area
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Kill.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw
Ya kill the bitch(no offense sicario)
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-
*runs* OH HELL NAH
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Me when older brother calls me an offensive slur: 🕺
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw
drones follow you as an Air Transport flies over you
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
me and my older brother call each other a bum
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Sounds kinda British tbh
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
Ahh what is this
*runs and crashes into melon*
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
two claws grab you by the arms and send you somewhere
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Ant, god damn it! I just got all the juice mopped off the floor!
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw
Yeah sorr-AHHHH MELON
MELONNN HELP MEEEE MELON AHHHH I BEG
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-
eventually you are transported to an island in the middle of the North Sea
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
https://youtube.com/shorts/hFqfgK-ShJI?feature=share
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
I beat him in one on one combat
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
no.
*I send a box full of food colored meth to ant* I have commited crimes in over 50 states!
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Damn he did it in Mexican states too
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
*White intensifies*
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Im messing with you I knew that too
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
*grabs melon* YOUR COMING WITH ME
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
mm i think im okay!
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
*grabs neck*
My name is John Sheldon. I live in a large house, possibly classified as a mansion. I have a bad sleep schedule, but if my alarm goes off, the latest i'm up is 12:30 pm. I am a fan of Breaking Bad, but cannot recall names of episodes. I live on a specific road, that you must turn to reach my home, named Sheldon road, named after me but I don't get cocky about that. I enjoy fish and red meat, while also liking a good share of vegetables, the only veggies I despise are palm hearts, as they are horribly bitter and taste like honest crap. For being a president, I am a relatively lazy man, if you do not let go of this melon, you won't live to see Hank die.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
Mmhno
Imkissingboysrn
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese
good boy.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
MeOw! Hi guys :3
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Human sacrifice is an option for population control.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The rock man who is mentally stable but also less restricted in thinking with 5 hours of sleep and staying up late.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Vordoslavia
Do! Doe! DDoe! Dr Doe! Dr Does! Dr Doese! Dr Doesef! Dr Doesef Stalin.
Presented to you by: Some guy named me who desperately want to pat it. The it in this situation being a fictionally licensed chemist, Dr Doe, a very pattable and pettable looking creature.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Vordoslavia
A daily reminder to support worker rights!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
https://i.ibb.co/PTBj4hd/391265177010211.png
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
MORNING
Possumcheese
Good morning.
I am in an impossible amount of pain
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390256492059557888/1101808664089739375/image.png?width=720&height=451
How did we get here
Possumcheese
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390256492059557888/1101825792276692992/image.png?width=720&height=471
Why
Am I not fancy enough for you Gabriel
no your not
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
A daily reminder to laugh at frog people
Xerimerc
You can always dream... Also I slept like 4 hours, so that sucks, sadly dog woke me up, and most sad of all, I couldn't dream...
Xerimerc
Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor mans made out of muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that weak and a back thats strong
Xerimerc
hello guys, ima new
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
What is a rich man made of, wet clay?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I am just tired... That sucks.
I get you mean the French but anthropomorphic frogs are cute and likely funny, or they will shoot you.
Xerimerc
Why do you desire to pat this "Dr. Doe" creature? Is it for some ulterior motive, or do you wish to simply give it pets and scratch its ears? What do you think this creature would say if you asked it? Would you have to trick it somehow into accepting your pets, or would it be happy with them? In addition, do you know if it would enjoy its head, back, or tail being petted the most? (Why am I replying to myself...)
Xerimerc
Good morning!
Xerimerc
Hi, morning, I have transmogrified into a creature that wants to pet a doe.
Xerimerc, Maloi
Sup
Xerimerc
Halo in a bit?
Xerimerc
Yesh
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I was just playing some firefight
Waves of nostalgia wash over me
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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