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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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lemonan military ships return to the mainland and Ireland and Morocco to rest. As they do soldiers are more soldiers are sent into BrendenE through Vlaskal. They push a in and capture small villages near the border. Instead of establishing the Lemonan or Vlaskal flag, we place the flag of UEMO.
Peanteom
The land offensive begins now. I will have my jet fighters coordinate with allies to swat their air capabilities out of the sky, I'll switch targeting to SAM sites and communication lines. I'll have my jets bomb their runways and hangars, doesn't matter if it's civilian or military, if it can store a plane, ill bomb it
Lemona
Mind if is buy the islands off the coast of Estonia?
I want chocolate milk
Lemona, Peanteom
No you donÂ’t
becauseÂ
Air bombers surround islands off the coast of Estonia. They send paratroopers down to try and capture. While many deaths occur multiple islands are captured. Some needing more assistance. More bombers fly in to take those. By the end the most islands except one very close to the coast are taken.
HowÂ’d you not get shot down? Also, how do you intend to supply the troops on the islands?
For the first thing, some did. And for the second thing, more planes!
ButÂ…there will be more patrols to cut off supply meaning very little supplies would reach the islands. The islands would be retaken easily. Not to mention if you ravage the land for supplies youÂ’ll be hated by the civilians
Am I not already hated by them? And also I guess so but like they will last a bit saying we always give them crops and meat do to our agriculture. We have extra.
Yeah youÂ’re first in agriculture, right?
Yeah
Who is the equivalent to Canada in this region? Tomohawk? Does that mean south ParksÂ’s blame canada is blame Tomohawk?
BLAME TOMOHAWK!
FOR THE WARS AND EVERYTHING!
BLAME TOMOHAWK!
BLAME TOMOHAWK!
CRAP LOL I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE REGION!
I've pushed them out of my territory, i captured POWs, and crossed in their border, I captured 3 villages
Lemona
I thought I was on a puppet and then realized IÂ’m on my main!
My residency just reset :(
I hate that it resets but I guess it makes since
why were you in a raider region?
Lemona
ItÂ’s the featured region
Bye
Please tell me you got some Lemonans too. And also bye
[spoiler=Operation: Snow Storm]
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤOperation: Snow Storm
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[pre]After Setting up defences, infantry And Tanks were ordered To Move into enemy territory
And potentially capture any soldiers or towns,
They head north to Warsaw
On the way making a short stop to Lodz to get food and resupply,
Once they arrive on the outskirts of Warsaw, Scouts are sent into the city,
Sadly a few scouts attempting to get into the city are captured and killed
Meanwhile the tanks and infantry meet Light resistance of 10 infantry At the Warsaw Chopin Airport,
Which is quickly Defeated, and only taking minimal casualties losing 1 tank and 4 infantry.
Finally Capturing the Warsaw Chopin Airport
The infantry are told to spread out to capture more land,
While tanks are accompanied by a platoon of infantry
along with a squad of Mechanised infantry
Meanwhile another platoon of infantry accompanied with a squad of tanks
is managing to capture south eastern Warsaw with little to no resistance
And a echelon of infantry is sent to capture south western Warsaw,
Meeting slightly more resistance and losing 2 infantry but capturing 6 enemy infantry
And managing to secure the south western portion of the city
The scouts sent into the city finally connect back with the main division
and report of an enemy platoon heading to them, So they prepare a ambush,
The ambush Works and the infantry were able to capture 17 enemy infantry, And kill 6
With the causalities being 4 wounded and 10 Dead.
Now, The army in Warsaw is ordered to continue heading north
and capture all of the city along with some surrounding lands,
Within the hour, Warsaw was finally captured.
Overall capturing 23 enemy infantry and Killing 16
And losing 18 infantry along with 1 tank[/pre]
(Wow, I was really tired while making this so there are probably several mistakes and grammatical errors but eh
And this probably sucks but could be worse)[/spoiler]
Lkandria, Lemona
Anyway I shall now leave you all with this: https://youtu.be/-WK6pA3tqDA
Lemona
*bombing runs are initiated is the areas of country near Kaltburg*
Lemona
As the war seems to be coming to a slow point, I shall now send non millitary aid( mainly my healers) and I will also be opening my borders to refugees. I will not be sending troops unless a nuke or war crime happens, like Ardeyn said. It is my duty as a UEMO member to help, but asia (me, aya n ardeyn) would like to stay protected from violence.
Lemona
Parliament Update
The Bicameralism Act and Amendment bill FAILS with 4 against, 2 for, and 1 abstaining.
If you are interested in our regional politics, please consider sending a bill or signing up to join Parliament in the dispatch below.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yayayayayy
Okay itÂ’s fine as long as you just send in some aid like you are.
Peanteom
who thinks this should be who we blame everything on?
whoever started it
Lemona
ThatÂ’s stupid!
Of course we must blame someone that has nothing to do with it! Like Tomohawk! The equivalent to Canada!
Peanteom
how about the homeless guy who died in the (first?) battle who was going to commit suicide? I think his name was johnny
Lemona
no we blame tomohawk
Peanteom
Now that we have come to a conclusion who we are going to blame after the war finishes, IÂ’m gonna be gone for a bit so bye.
ok blame tomohawk ig
Lemona
Hm?, I can help him take all of Central America
I will enter the war
I will help lemona
Imma surrender because my armies are being crushed. What are your conditions.
Lemona
I will provide relief aid in the war, btw where are the current front line? I need to know if it is violating my airspace or territory :D
I donÂ’t know. I was neutral for the whole time
Your map is not loading for me, is there a way to take a print and send it to me on discord??? :/
I'm still sad because I had claimed some territories in the United States before the Washington federation and they still won all the territories
By the way, Aya Democratic Republic Why did the Washington federation take all the territories?
I got bored and read a few debates on the internet and now want to eliminate every aspect of the internet
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, New-Union
Sometimes I feel we as a species deserve to all go to h e double hockeysticks collectively
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Good Morning
It is afternoon for me, so good morning to you! Have a wonderful day and do not ruin it by browsing the internet!
Socialistic Britain
ItÂ’s 11:30 here
here it is 3:29
They claimed them all with a huge population and no opposition.
Lemona
I want the Estonian provinces of Hiiumaa, Läänemaa and Saaremaa and £2,234,500 in war reparations.
Also shame, I wanted to maybe take more land in Poland
[sub]and maybe commit some war crimes-[/sub]
Lemona
How many dollars is £2,234,500?
Lemona
If I'm correct
Around $2,867,924.89
Could be wrong though.
Lemona
Proposal of the Eastern League
The Ardic government approaches both [nation=noflag]Peanteom[/nation] and the [nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation] and proposes the creation of a union between the three nations to unite eastern Asia under single economic and diplomatic policies.
An open border policy would be established between the three, and all members would adhere to a free trade policy with one another and are bound to assist their fellow members should any economic or security crisis fall upon them.
Members would not be bound by an 'attack one, attack all' policy, but have a duty to assist each other in times of war.
Lemona, Peanteom
ItÂ’d be funny if I closed the Danish Straights and Kiel Canal to your ships so you couldnÂ’t supply them. ThatÂ’d be a hehe haha funny moment. But I probably wonÂ’t as long as I donÂ’t have a reason too
Lemona
but there was opposition, i just wanted a part of the north of the united states to expand to mexico
I sent you a telegram weeks ago asking for these territories and you didn't even reply
Wouldn't that be a blockade?
And therefore an act of war?
Lemona
britain, he wants to get in your way britain, he wants you to lose influence, he didn't help in the war, he's just waiting for the moment to invade you and defeat you britain, He doesn't know you true potential, kill him britain, kill them all britain
Post self-deleted by New-Union.
No. ItÂ’s not a blockade IÂ’d just be closing the straits that I own
Lemona
[Pre]With worries in the British Government,
The Army has been Ordered to Build defences such as
Trenches, Forts, Machine gun nests and more on the border with Lkandria
And the government has increased the military budget from 42B to roughly 50B amidst concerns[/pre]
Lkandria, Lemona
I'm lazy so I'm just going to use data from the actual British government
Lkandria, Lemona
You werenÂ’t worried about the defenses I built like a week ago? Or you probably werenÂ’t online
Lemona
wait wha
Lkandria, Lemona
Also
*Laughs in 28 trillion*
Lemona
Bruh :(
Lkandria, Lemona
Oh yeah I built defenses a while ago. Mostly the same stuff youÂ’re building but with ambushes, AA positions, AT positions. YÂ’know, just some extra stuff
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Aya had a website for NS that they put here. Ask them for it and you can see what you actually spend on your defense. I can actually probably look for it right now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oh, didn't know that
Welp thanks
Lkandria, Lemona
You spend 18 trillion on defense
Lemona
Ah..
Hold on I just need to go borrow 10 trillion
Lemona
You have 5 trillion your government doesnÂ’t spend
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Lemme check
Lemona
In the time since you came into NS, I cannot find this said telegram.
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.
Oh
Also other question, where can I find this website?
Lkandria, Lemona
http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Socialistic%20Britain
This is your countries stuff but you can look at other countries stuff too
Lemona
Not really fair cuz you joined at the very end
Brendene
I get a few ports in the baltic, and one small island I captured for an extra prize.
Along with 3,368,621 dollars in repairs. I would say it in dogecoins but easier just to say in dollars.
Brendene
You didnÂ’t really help either.
You joined right when it was gonna end so I donÂ’t think you deserve much if anything.
When you claimed this elands you had a population of less then 50 mil.
Yeah itÂ’s cool
Lemona
Really, the only one who deserves anything more than reparations is Vlaskal
Lemona
That is true,
so I just want reparations and a port. No islands. But I think Vlaskal should get a lot, and new-union joined at the hour it ended so they get nothing. Besides a seat at the winners table except itÂ’s in the corner.
The only thing about using the calculator and stats is that itÂ’s harder for much newer nations to get on par with the older ones.
IÂ’m not saying this for me cuz I beat everyone in agriculture so I surpass a lot of people.
I go to movies now BYE
I have pushed the would-be invader out, im slowly advancing through their territory to create a demilitarized zone, the last ballistic missiles are coming directly to the last battered key structures and military installations
there are civilians from the other side fleeing, the isolated housing units are getting full, mind helping me with this while i sniff out potential spies?
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
After quite a delay, today's matches are done, with results for this round of matches to revealed shortly
Lemona
Okay, but they surrendered. No reason but it is fun blowing brains out of traitors so sure
hello I am new and want to join RP I also need a good flag
Could i join in?
I could attempt to make a flag for you
Lemona
You think we can get all of UEMO and ECLIPSE in? For UEMO we just need Peanteom
RP? Sorry this region doesnÂ’t have any!
*covers up all the war messages*
Nope non at all.
[spoiler=Sneak Peak of LemonaÂ’s new hit, Blame Tomohawk!] Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's TomohawkÂ’s fault!
Dedicated to Tomohawk![/spoiler]
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