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ah, should i change my flag to am uwu cat grill?
Lemona
rolePLAYYYYYY
guaranteed to blow your mind
yes you should change it to an electric grill
shes a killer
QUEEEEENNNNNN
dynamite with a
LASERbeam
playful as a pussy cattttttttt
blame Tomohawk
blame Tomohawk
Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault!
i wanna grill grill grill grill! UuUUuUUuWWwWuUUuuUU *autistic lawnmower noises*
Lemona
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1717694
Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault! Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault! Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault! Times have changed!
Our government is getting worse
They won't listen to the people
They just want to sneer and jeer!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the allies in war?
No!
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tomohawk came along
Blame Tomohawk!
Blame Tomohawk!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Tomohawks fault!
blame the lime lovers! der takin' our jobs!!! build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall!!!!
hahahah guys guess what
Aya map was made 69 days ago
*foaming grill noises*
Lemona
Last night I filled my sink with water, pulled the clog thingy so it wouldnt drain, and then put moisturizer, soap, things for contact lenses, more moisturizer, toothpaste, and some acid that gets rid of acne.
also saliva
and it looked like chlorine hahaha
hmmm, i wanna change my flag again! what should i change it to?
Lemona
south park
Regional Olympics - Event 4
Athletes have been chosen to take part in this event, which is weightlifting. Each athlete starts with a 20kg barbell, and has 3 attempts to lift it. If they are successful, they will move on to the next round, in which 5 more kilograms are added to the barbell. If you fail, you are done for the event.
(Results for each round will be posted)
Lemona
Event 4 (Weightlifting) Round 1 Results
Eliminated Nations (Positions have been chosen based on tiebreakers):
11th: The Washington Federation
12th: Kaltburg
13th: TeamPizza
14th: Mr Government
15th: Vlaskal
16th: BrendenE
Lemona
Round 2 Results
Eliminated Nations:
8th: Socialistic Britain
9th: Yodle
10th: Aya Democratic Republic
Lemona
(everyone else got out on Round 3)
Lemona
Event 4 (Weightlifting) Results
1st: Lemona - 30kg
2nd: Lkandria - 30kg
3rd: Former Argentina - 30kg
4th: Mars Hotel - 30kg
5th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 30kg
6th: New United Common-lands - 30kg
7th: Ardeyn - 30kg
8th: Socialistic Britain - 25kg
9th: Yodle - 25kg
10th: Aya Democratic Republic - 25kg
11th: The Washington Federation - 20kg
12th: Kaltburg - 20kg
13th: TeamPizza - 20kg
14th: Mr Government - 20kg
15th: Vlaskal - 20kg
16th: BrendenE - 20kg
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
strong lemons
New United Common-Lands
NUCL Sports advisor, writes a note on their pad, 'more steroids for athletes required at next Olympic games'
Lemona
wait what
New United Common-Lands
Shouldnt we have something against cheating and using steroids?
New United Common-Lands
Well someone could just pull a Russian Olympic Committee move.
New United Common-Lands
no
I can take this somewhere else
ajbdasmdsdwvvhwefvbchwmevfkewf
Lemona
Hi everyone im still alive how are you
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
hewwo :3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
awww
are you disappointed nya~? *cat grill owo noises*
Greek fire
im hankering for a nuclear test
Lemona
my f-ing news station just rickrolled everyone
New United Common-Lands
Kaltburgite Africa, 19-something idk. A group of soldiers are sent to put down a rebellion. But that's what the higher-ups think.
cue music
https://youtu.be/mu_hMmU2eeA
Lemona
Oh no !
Lemona
bruh, we were at the movie theater last saturday, and some *****#*@@& a$$ human decided "Hey! i know a good idea, i will bring my baby to the movies this weekend! :D" LIKE FFS, WE DIDN'T COME TO THE MOVIE THEATER TO LISTEN TO YOUR WEAK A$$ CONDOM FAILURE. UGHHH!
Lemona
what if Like wasnt a condom failure
they were teenagers...
2 in fact
I dont wanna know what happened to make that baby
who the hell wants a kid anyway :/
my parents better hope that my siblings want one because their bloodline will end with me.
Lemona
oh
isnt that the problem japan is having? Youth dont want children?
Lol same
Maroccos
uh oh
oh yeah this is lemona
Lemona
.
Okay what have I missed in rp now?
Lemona, Maroccos
nothing I just made a nation for my Moroccan State
Lemona
Oh okay, I thought something big happened and I missed it
Anyway I'm gonna go now
Lemona, Maroccos
okay bye
honestly I want children so I can have power
and also i dont have enough strength to end a bloodline that has existed for over a 1,000 years
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, South Gaul And Brittany
Regional Olympics - Event 5
Athletes have now been chosen for the 5th event, the long jump. Will the performance of these athletes shake up the standings? We shall see as the Yodlean athlete starts us off.
(Results soon)
Lemona
Event 5 (Long Jump) Results
1st: Teampizza - 7.6m
2nd: Aya Democratic Republic - 7.6m
3rd: Socialistic Britain - 7.4m
4th: Vlaskal - 7.2m
5th: The Washington Federation - 7.2m
6th: Lkandria - 7.2m
7th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 7.2m
8th: BrendenE - 7.0m
9th: New United Common-lands - 6.6m
10th: Mr Government - 6.6m
11th: Former Argentina - 6.4m
12th: Lemona - 6.4m
13th: Mars Hotel - 6.4m
14th: Ardeyn - 6.2m
15th: Kaltburg - 6.2m
16th: Yodle - 6.0m
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
So I've now realised
I don't have a template for any of my military Factbooks
I have one for my military equipment but I'm just being lazy and that's why I haven't completed it yet
[sub] basically can somebody link me a template to use for the Factbooks please[/sub]
Lemona
yes
Socialistic Britain
Also holy
The amount of Lemonan colonies that have just ceased to exist
Lemona
those I lost the password too
Socialistic Britain
Ngl, I think I'll just let Socialistic England and The Socialist Army Of Britain CTE
I don't really use them and plus, I can always bring them back if I ever need to
Lemona
britain quick thing
do you have states/provinces?
First off, I know that's probably a harmless question but I don't trust you so why are you asking this
Also yes, technically England, Wales and Northern Ireland are technically provinces that make up the UK
But they have their own little provinces
Lemona
because shouldnt a Socialistic Wales exist or something if so if you have socialist englanf
Socialistic Britain
Fair point, there should be a socialistic wales but i was just too lazy to make a wales
Lemona
and also will you change you flag to have black background when pride month ends
Socialistic Britain
hmm
Maybe
I'll think about it
Lemona
I made (stole) a new banner
uh huh
FurriMerc
Lemona, Xerimerc
Gotta compete with Sicario Mercenary Corps somehow
Lemona
excuse me what the fnck is that banner
Xerimerc
;)
Lemona
YES MY ECONOMY FINALLY GOT SLIGHTLY BETTER I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
Xerimerc
Would you like to invest that new found capital in our services ;)
Not right now I need it to grow more. But you can help by visiting our country and helping the tourism industry.
Sadly our athletes didnt reach the target of 6.9 metres
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Shame
[sub]also haha funny num-[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
can see anniversary
WHERE IS IT I NEED TO DO BETTER
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona
I'm gonna be honest
I maybe gave up on the anniversary art
pulls up gun
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
pulls up automatic assualt rifle
You draw it than >:(
pulls up a mini gun
cant
HAHA NOW I HAVE NUKES
pulls up a rocket launcher
Then don't ask me to
Lemona
Wait
Are you admitting to lying about having nukes this entire time?
Lemona
what no I had nuclear waste I put lemons in and put them in cannons to launch
pulls up an atom bomb
no
Oh, ngl the way you worded it sometimes just made it sound like you had nukes
pulls up another atom bomb
No u
pulls up an hydrogen bomb
f u
Jokes on you
pulls up 2 hydrogen bombs
You too!
[sub]should we agree to end this, neither of us are gonna win[/sub]
New United Common-Lands
sure m8
Socialistic Britain
Somehow during all of that, I actually managed to make progress on Factbooks
Huh
Lemona
where
Socialistic Britain
Simple
check
no I did right after I said that
Socialistic Britain
Oh alright
Lemona
Also Lemona
I wanted to ask you something
So if I am correct you play Roblox right?
And if you do, do you play map nation rp games?
And if you do play map nation rp games, I think there is a small chance somebody else I know found you in game roleplaying as a nation with the ideology of fully automated luxury gay space communism
Or this is a massive coincidence and there are other followers of fully automated luxury gay space communism
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I play rise of nations and iron assault
it wouldnt be me
and also my avatar is Otto Von Bismarck with brown hair but still a white mustache and the man face
and also display name is Otto
Socialistic Britain
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
I SHALL NOT BE OUTDONE
Socialistic Britain
Ngl, I have not played rise of nations or iron assualt in a long while
Also aw, I had a tiny slither of hope it was you, would've been funny
And pog
Lemona
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