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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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Lemona
hangsontoo
Xerimerc
Aaalemonheavi
Lemona
when lemon shrink the mass of lemon does not change
Xerimerc
AaaA-myarmm
Lemona
mmmmohnoamihurtxeri
ohnosososossorry
Xerimerc
Mmssssssssssss*kiskislikkislicklikkisliklikkis*
Lemona
o///o
lemonshock
Xerimerc
:p *patpat*
Lemona
Britaingonnabemad
Xerimerc
Veri uwu
Anyways BATTERYDIEAAAHn
Lemona
nononolemonfailnononobadbadbadbadbabdabfbabd
Xerimerc
What?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
WHAT?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Lemona I didnt realize you were gay
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
lemon not gay, lemon is merely do what the homies do
everyone knows the ones who do not act gay, are gay
It is merely an unspoken fact
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Goodnight my brothers and sisters
Vlaskal
Im disgusted by the amount of HERESY you all have produced on the RMB
My faith in our omnipotent great god lord Yodle is the only thing keeping me from purging thee with socialist fire....
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
I guess we may need MoDA Snap Elections
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
👀
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah its just getting a bit to weird
Yodle, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by New United Common-Lands.
do you drink Ceylon tea?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Noo
Vlaskal
what do you drink
Lemona
im trying to bury these ungodly amounts of heretical posts with random conversations, please bear with me
Lemona, Xerimerc
Normal tea
Vlaskal, Lemona
please specify
Lemona
Typhoon obet is gonna make my life in danger
Lemona
do you eat cake?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
mmm it's cold here
18 C
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Is 26 C Colder cause it is in my country
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Yas!
Vlaskal, Lemona
17 here so quite warm
Vlaskal, Lemona
what in the world, is 29 C hot for you??
Lemona
Yes really hot?
Vlaskal, Lemona
4:30 p.m., Oct. 22
Tropical depression Obet exited the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) and is no longer affecting any portion of the country, said the state weather bureau.
Lemona
スープが食べたい..
Lemona
Oki i did
;0 yaey
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona, I wish to demand the Lands of Ireland and Brittany.
If you reject, There will be war. If you accept, I get Ireland, Brittany and I can give you some money
Vlaskal, Lemona
urghwhyyyy
ofc they were working against me
just
thats what always would happen
Socialistic Britain
I mean
It's kinda hard not to work against a capitalist nation when the region is full of socialist ones
Especially when you are the only capitalist [sub]atleast last time I checked[/sub]
Lemona
mmmmywrist
Socialistic Britain
Look on the brightside
You only lose some land and you get money as compensation
Lemona
if you get rid of xeri and Teampizza and maybe some others in the only one
money isnt compensation for everything Ive done on that land
Socialistic Britain
Okay..
Now of course you can remove any military assets and whatnot in Ireland and Brittany and bring those back to Lemona
And I can give around.. £5B?
Lemona
no
if you want it you must pay a lot more
Socialistic Britain
whydoyouegenneedthatjusttoexpandypurselforjusttomesswithmetoweakenandhurymemorewhyjustwhywhy
Socialistic Britain
ofcifthiswasmeiwpuldbeattackedbymanydufferentnationsbutbeingsocialistiguessjustgivesyouapasstheytalkaboutcapitalistaggressionbutneversocialistaggresion
Socialistic Britain
That's the most I'm willing to pay
Would you like to go to war?
Lemona
you wanted celtiv lands that are very important to lemona and you proceed to be only willing to pay that much money
Socialistic Britain
why do all TRTHNBB residents forget how to use the spacebar?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
whatsthat
Socialistic Britain
yes
Hmm, I can bump up to £10B if that makes any difference.
Lemona
doesnt
Socialistic Britain
£15B?
Lemona
A mass evacuation happens in Ireland and Brittany, getting millions upon millions of people out. Military and other equipment is brought out, until multiple nuclear bombs are dropped on the lands of all, destroying everything in sight
Take it
just
take it
Socialistic Britain
A massive middle finger is painted in the middle of Ireland, directed towards the British.
Socialistic Britain
Well
That's one way to give up land
Upon hearing of the Lemonan evacuation from Brittany and Ireland, Along with the nuclear bombs being dropped on the areas
Soldiers in radioactive protective suits have been ordered to take over the Lands.
Lemona
cmon, you've got to account for the costs of the emigration of citizens and the infrastructure already built there
and the territorial value
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
spoke too soon
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Indeed but I shall not
Lemona
mmm i wanna lecture you about property value
but i have a feeling you will just sleep
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
technically Lemona could've just kept getting me to bump up the money I gave him until he was satisfied.
Lemona
does tying you down to a chair work? hmmm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
That wouldve taken too long and you wouldve gone to war
Socialistic Britain
I understand property value
just too tired to use it
Vlaskal, Lemona
just looking at old dispatches
Socialistic Britain
that's not very productive of you
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[sub]its all gone
forever[/sub]
Socialistic Britain
I do understand Lemona has very much destroyed the property value of Ireland and Brittany by nuking it into the ground
[sub]I would've given like £50B for it[/sub]
Lemona
[sub]no point in existence if my destined land is gone to an anglo once again[/sub]
Socialistic Britain
sad price
Socialistic Britain
mm i have developed an advanced guided missile barrage system
who want to buy them
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
me
Socialistic Britain
I want to ask what price you would've taken to give Ireland and Brittany to me but you're probably gonna say no price.
Lemona
1 trillion-200 trillion
Socialistic Britain
Funny thing is the first price I came up with was around 1 trillion
Lemona
m e
Lemona
you didnt say it.
You said 5 billion
Socialistic Britain
Yeah
I was gonna go with it but
very expensive
Lemona
says you with ur gdp
Socialistic Britain
Hey
it is expensive
Lemona
also no, i am not selling old military hardware from all of the military warehouses collecting dust that takes space away from the new ones no, i would never do that, i value my customers... kind off
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Nuclear bombs are dropped on other areas of lemona, no one knows why.
Socialistic Britain
All citizens are made to evacuate into their bunkers, bring any valuables and pets with you.
Socialistic Britain
BrendenE CTEd
Socialistic Britain
huh
this isn't concerning at all
Vlaskal, Lemona
Britain, wouldnt it be fun if we all warnt out with a large sounding BANG?
Wouldnt it allll be sooo fun
HAHAHAH
WOULDNT IT?
Socialistic Britain
tbh, i prefer wales over london
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Understandable
Lemona
oh no
I accidentally left some military personnel in top secret hidden bases across Ireland
Socialistic Britain
Yeah your right, London can go.
Socialistic Britain
hmm
Socialistic Britain
Huh
Lemona ngl this sounds alot like nuclear war
Lemona
Ha
Nuclear warfare would be nice, wouldnt it?
Socialistic Britain
anywayy
Defences across the country are put on high alert as worries rise over what Lemona may do.
Lemona
huh, good thing i have numerous exospheric defense platforms
Socialistic Britain
https://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs
Lemona
wouldnt nuclear warfare be so, so nice?
also britain since I still own the Isle of Man I can still keep missiles pointed at a reasonable range
Socialistic Britain
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