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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I would do it too, given the circumstances
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Otomann Empire
It's been a long time since I've actually had to suppress any posts
100% of posts I've suppressed since becoming first secretary were accidental lol
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by New United Common-Lands.
Apparently I doubled posted that weird
Yodle, Kaidia, Mjau
Today's matches are done, aggregate table soon
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Mjau, Otomann Empire
🎭🛵ridin in mah vespa
Kaidia
In the Pickerlan Capitol, the leader gets the message directly. He reads it over and over agin, every time more and more furious. Then, he finally cracks.
SO THEYRE PLAYING IT THAT WAY, SO WELL PLAY IT THAT WAY!
The assistant leader was shaken, as his face showed.
I WANT OUR WHOLE WEST COAST FLEET ON BRINING INFANTRY TO SOUTHERN MEXICO! I DONT CARE HOW, JUST GET THEM THERE!
The assistant opened his mouth to speak, but had trouble saying the words.
Y-y-yes, Bo-s-s. He said, terrified.
The assistant sprinted of too the Defense management office, carrying a quickly written note in his left hand.
Leaders orders. He said, with renewed confidence, setting the note down on the dark beige desk.
Pickerel Platuo starts a sea capture of Southern Mexico on Earth.
Bro is trying to invade Lemona💀
Mjau, Otomann Empire
No, Im trying to get southern Mexico before lemona
With 62 scientific advancement, hmmm.
Bro thinks hes Lemona trying to invade Lkandria💀
Otomann Empire
Im not trying to get Yucatán
Otomann Empire
bet bro
Deploying stompers too southern Mexico, planes fly over the sea.
Ships are deployed into the sea, and laser satellites begin to prepare fire, targeting multiple Pickeral ships.
Mjau
TeamPizzan officials watch the chaos in southern Mexico and grab some popcorn
Mjau
3,2,1 go
Mjau watches over tv (with complete neutrality)
Otomann Empire
TeamPizza is hosting a watch party for any nation to come over and watch
Yodle, Mjau, Otomann Empire
Mjau decides not to participate, just to not promote or advocate for war.
Otomann Empire
I want to go to war
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau, Otomann Empire
Why resort to violence, peace is always an option.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Otomann Empire
W Agreed
Mjau
Why resort to peace, violence is always an option
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau, Otomann Empire
To prevent bloodshed smh
I just saw Salodoria say 'I want to go to war' BRO I'D ENSLAVE YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE IF I HAD THE CHANCE BRO, YOU WANNA GO TO WAR? YOU GOT ENSLAVED SO ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT YOUR ENSLAVED? WE DON'T RESORT TO VIOLENCE BUT SINCE YOU WANNA GO TO WAR AND KILL THEN SALODORIA I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THIS BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE ENSLAVED AND BEATEN, IT'S MORE BRUTAL THAN KILLING RIGHT? THERE IS YOUR VIOLENCE.
Chill
Mjau, Otomann Empire
You alright man?
you need to talk?
you need some water?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Otomann Empire
yeah, stop with the weird messages
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Why resort to peace, violence is always an option
Mjau
BEAT ME TO IT
Mjau
Interlinked
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Wait
Meta gaming not allowed
Socialistic Britain
Wait
Meta gaming not allowed
Thats not meta gaming
It is
Out of charecter to benifit in person charecter
You flew planes over to southern Mexico and expect nobody to see them
IT WAS NOT PLANES
Wait was it boats or soldiers then
1. I dont have carrier plane technology and
2. Why would you be looking out at all times at the sea and engage a hostile attack on a non-threat
The boats were not a threat, they had no means of hostile attack. They had no means to fire, most were unarmed and are just there to set up civilization
Post self-deleted by Teampizza.
Bro I can see your boats
Facts
TeamPizza gives Lemona some pizza
why would I be looking out in the sea
Idk maybe if theres a warship coming
Also I See u as a threat
Why am I a threat
ur untrustworthy
Satellites and radars operate 24/7
Detecting a military fleet isn't that crazy
As for why they would attack a non-threat, Lemona sees everything as a threat
They're quite known for their belligerence in rp
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Your not a threat if you dont move your borders
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
(And center your country around Pizza so nobody takes you seriously)
Wait what happend to that law that the huge nations couldnt expand on earth
During the ongoing crisis Pizzagod learns about the crisis and remembers he has an alliance with Lemona but he doesnt want tensions with HIS nation
His final decision is he wont act until an official war
Im a government member so yeah I get a pass yeah britain is a corrupt government official
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Today's matches are done
Lemona
Yay
Yodle, Flomonga
Post self-deleted by Lkandria.
Im just saying to give war a chance
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Venesia Grande
Its been adjusted, only small pieces of land
no
Yodle
why can I just not claim some dang land
so many dang things in the way
1. Im surrounded
2. One of the people surrounding me is a rp admin who wont let me expand and doesnt have to follow role play rules
3. frickin influence
4.that rp admin is on both maps
5. my frickin every move is meet by a point with a laser from some random satellite (1. It would be pretty hard to track down a single target annd you could be off by 30 feet. Clouds make them useless. and 2. A laser wont make an explosion unless it makes something explode. so a laser satellite is just basicly a hyper expensive orbital sniper) or a nuke.
6. my issues are all about stupid stuff and I cant get anything good like wmds or massive economy increase
7. just the fact of how many nations probably want my land
8. Rp admin got beef with me or smth
9. just being a freedom person insted of a athoritaric economic powerhouse that can use wmds without care
10. im a tiny nation no one really cares if goes away
who agrees though that a laser satellite doesnt work in execution
To be fair you don't really have the scientific advancement to battle Lemona, and what's wrong with having a small amount of land? It doesn't prohibit you from participating.
Just go colonize the other parts of Mexico
just land=respect
But still laser sattalites aint doing crap especially on rather reflective surfaces
Mjau
I mean, you can always negotiate with land, if you claim some further out, you could maybe trade it for land closer to your nation with Lemona later.
Flomonga
😇
I still have to follow the rules
The og rp wasnt meant to claim land britain interpreted it wrong but I aint complainin
also wmds have laws against them making it u can only use it if your destroying the other nation and want one final blow
they are a last ditch option basically
If your getting clowned on u can use it
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1818586
If you need to understand your limits
Mjau
Population report 9/17/2023-9/23/2023
Nations departed: 17
Nations CTE: 27
Mjau
Liberty comes at a cost
Mjau
Now now I wouldnt go so far to call me authoritarian
Its a Sunday Morning in Madrid, at Emperor Nerfs private estate.
As the sun creeks over the horizon, Nerfs caretakers enter his room to wake him up. Recently, Nerf had been suffering from illnesses derived from the gunshot that took him out of office.
As his caretakers tried to wake him up, they realized he was dead.
Quickly news spread of the former-emperors death, and a procession was planned to mourn the great leader.
Current Emperor Charles is forced to leave the Yucatán to Madrid.
Actully your lest authoritarian then most of the nation
Still a econonomic powerhouse
Venesia Grande
Wha`ts happening here
Britain or Washington, we need some JEFF adverts can I ask for some help 👉👈
Socialistic Britain
Cant wait for BoB
Im a capitalist nation and Im in tenth for income of the poor
Venesia Grande, Mjau
Just decided to change it
no reason at all
I didn't get bribed for this
Mjau
okay what do you need..
hmmmmmmm
when you accidentally gut your scientific advancement but manage to stay in the same spot in SA ranking:
anyhow, LH GOD NO IVE MADE A MISCALCULATION AND IMMEASURABLE MISTAKE
Mjau
Ill discord you 🙃
I'm gonna be listening to some fitting songs to prepare myself for N-day and generally October and Halloween
fallout playlist here I come!
[sub]ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒᵒʳˡᵈ ᵒᵒⁿ ᶠᶦʳᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃᵃᵃʳᵗ ᵃ ᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
Oh yeah Nday is soon
Otomann Empire
Når er det N-dag
Ohh I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle 🎶
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Pruisen
[I](jingle jangle! 🎶)[/I]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Pruisen
So many acts of extreme violence have been commited whilst listening to this song
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau, Pruisen
no no, so many acts of extreme Justice have been carried out whilst listening to this song
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau, Pruisen
Retribution
Socialistic Britain, Pruisen
exactly, that wasn't an act of extreme undeserved violence against that man, he simply existed therefore he was a threat
Mjau, Pruisen
Oh dang. I did that to my defense forces once. So it goes
Socialistic Britain
Today's matches are done, maybe aggregate tables soon
Mjau
Hi! A friendly reminder, on behalf of JEFF (Jellyfish Elite Fighting Force), please feel free to join our discord ahead of Nday. Which is taking place this weekend!
Here is the link - https://discord.gg/jTnbE79Xq9 Hope many of you join us for Nday :)
... and fingers crossed we should have quite a healthy faction size with 12 regions participating in the alliance!
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
Operation Marco was in shambles, every boat was either captured and interrogated or took the safe route back to their country. But hope is still there.
One ship decided to take an east coast route and completely out-of plan ended in French Guyana. They sent a telegram, saying Weve landed. But not where the tacos are.
They have been assisted and now Fench Guyana is a full-on civilization that is officially classified as part of Pickerel Platuo.
Operation Marco was also terminated soon after, and Pickerel Platuo hopes to heal their relationships with the great Lemonan regime. Pickerlen I sent a apologetic a telegram to Madrid, where the leader was rumored to be.
Map change: Pickerel Platuo owns French guyana
Socialistic Britain
what does not where the tacos are even mean
Mexico
How is it not obvious
Socialistic Britain
No México
Also btw new factbook
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pickeral_platuo/detail=factbook/id=1936900
Socialistic Britain
In news today, the president of Ardeyn has announced the withdrawal of several 'overseas territories' in an effort to prevent the country from "spreading ourselves too thin"
I'll rp again next year 😴
New United Common-Lands, Mjau
very good RP I'm sure that tired you out writing that
take as long a nap as you need
[sub]you weak [REDACTED][/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
🛌
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
TeamPizzan radar sees unidentified ships
Pizzagod: what are they?
Soldier: Pikeral Plataou boats
Pizzagod: They are advancing on us, this is a threat, we must claim French Guyana and get a defensive point in the Caribbean
French Guyana is now disputed
Mjau
Mjau is disappointed the conflict couldn't be settled diplomatically 🛌
Socialistic Britain
Sorry to disturb you
pls let me have French Guyana otherwise I have no where to go
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Written by Refuge Isle.