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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
And vlaskal but he hasn't joined yet
Lemona
yes, I bought an anti-nuclear defense industry
Lemona
Noice.
So what would happen if I just randomly declared war on Elkonie
Lemona
dude if you make them sign treaty you can get the land to give to Vlaskal
I would give you a chocolate 🍫
Lemona
i maybe would help unless they give me Newfoundland and Labrador
Hmm, interestingÂ
IÂ’ll just say IÂ’ve found a way around nuke shields, and it will still work for this with the new nuke type I have developedÂ
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Elkonie.
Lets kill Quebec after this war?
HELL YEAH
I declare war on Elkonie because Ich want chocolate
Lemona
haha
You didnÂ’t!
Because Vlaskal owns the copyright for those!
I have some because I got license to produce them myself
Lucky for you I donÂ’t need anything from Quebec so you can have it all.
I has to go eat bye for a few minutes
I bought some from Vlaskal as well.
We get a steady flow.
Lemona
Yeah I gained the license to produce them so I can protect myself
in the meantime I have only developed one nuclear missile but I will do you a favor and launch it at you but disguise it so that among hundreds of missiles with conventional explosives you will not see it
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Elkonie.
Launches anti missile missiles to protect pinevilla
hundreds of missiles hit Karachi and Kabul
but I still want the world and Newfoundland
Lemona
surrenders
Lemona
no
Newfoundland
And
Labrador
what
let's exchange I'll give you Newfoundland and you will give me the Falkland Islands
Lemona
I want to end this war soon, I still have to destroy the astravica
Lemona
No.
Troops immediately begin their attack once again pushing into Newfoundland and Labrador
Elkoni soldiers open fire and fighters attack large groups of enemy troops
a huge number of tracks are also mined and the Elkon soldiers switch to guerrilla warfare tactics
Lemona
You do realize I have shields over my cities thatÂ’s whole purpose is to deflect missiles.
Launches some missiles at anti-aircraft bases in elkone's territories
every shield has a limit
The Lemonans being experts on Guerilla warfare are suspicious. They use the trees like they would buildings in urban warfare and spot multiple battalionÂ’s of ElkonÂ’s, shooting and killing them.
also I gtg
part of the missiles is reflected with the help of missile defense systems
Elkoni soldiers dig underground passages and use napalm
Detonates missiles in mid-air, and power to anti-aircraft bases is cut off
Also every shield has a replacement.
And these shields are of VlaskalÂ’s new kind that are stronger and can withstand more nukes.
what kind of food they are completely mechanical and they are controlled by people and not by AI
Translate what he said please, because I didn't understand anything
Lemona
IÂ’m waiting for Vlaskal to ask where you got it because he didnÂ’t sell it
Lemona
Elkonian troops capture Abakan and the entire Republic of Khakassia
He does sell nuke shields thatÂ’s how I have them.
I don't have these territories yet, kaltburg hasn't added yet
Lemona
With ElkonieÂ’s attempted nukings at Novum Argentortum and Kabulia, Pinevilla commences operation firestorm.
Lemona
formally there is so now it's mine
Lemona
Launches multiple nuclear missiles on the defenseless elkone cities because the anti-aircraft bases are shut down
Lemona
troops that participated in a massive raid on Quebec are now being used for another
What?
planes deliver a successful strike on several fleets and retreat to attack peaceful cities
Using new, extremely fast planes, the Pinevillians are able to bypass Elkonian defenses and land in Novosibirsk.
The full operation will now commence, and the new bombs are cleverly planted around the city. The Pinevillians return to their planes and fly away. Now over Vlaskal, they pull the trigger. The bombs, containing the power of a quarter of a nuke, explode around the city.
Rip bozo you canÂ’t win
Also your SA is a lot lower than ours which means while we may not have as big of a military, ours is stronger and more advanced.
I have air defense, I hope you didn't forget
Lemona
I used magnetic electric pulse missiles to disable your anti-aircraft bases
Several elkone cities are destroyed
Elkoni planes attack civilian cities according to preliminary data, over 400,000 people were killed
Air defenses? DidnÂ’t I just say we bypassed those?
I am disappointed in the Vlaskal technique
Im not going to join this war!
New United Common-Lands
Most anti-aircraft missiles are electric, and also the generators don't work because they were broken, there's no way to even turn them on, you know how a magnetic electric pulse works, right?
It's ok, I give you the territories after this war is done
Terrorists sponsored by the Elkoni authorities make a terrorist attack on the territory of the New Union
Which probably wonÂ’t be long!
Btw if you didnÂ’t see I destroyed his capital
Do you know how a diesel generator works?
I already killed them all a long time ago, there's none left
my capital Surgut
And how are you going to turn on?
Good
then how did he blow up some of your skyscrapers?
Hands
What skyscrapers?
While you guys are at your throat's ill mobilize a territorial defense force, put all of my systems at high alert
Did you just nuke my city?
New United Common-Lands
Ehmm
It's a good reason, but I have another one too, I already knew that but I was fooling you so you can't do anything to stop my nuclear bombs from destroying your cities
Im sorry NUCL, but i will retaliate with full force if necessary...
New United Common-Lands
well, I destroyed your cities and skyscrapers in return, so we're even.
When?
awkward situation
What skyscrapers?
No i nuked Elkonie with my new strategy.
.
Im am itching for a response, i'll ready some ICBM's that pack a punch..
New United Common-Lands
Speaking of nukes!
I'll sign the treaty
New United Common-Lands
I did nothing to you
So you must have attacked the Washington Federation, because I don't have a skyscrapers
You better
New United Common-Lands
Oof
you're lying, I personally saw you detonate several bombs on the border between me and Vlaskal
I wonÂ’t do anything to you
I see you as a valuable partner.
What did you do to LA?
New United Common-Lands
just forget it
La?
I freaking nuked your capital I did nothing to Vlaskal I used a new type of nuke and a new strategy that doesnÂ’t involve missiles.
Los Angeles
New United Common-Lands
What's up with Los Angeles?
New United Common-Lands
but I saw how you blew up several cities of Vlaskal
and yes, my capital is surgut
What did you do to all the skyscrapers there?!
New United Common-Lands
Which cities?, and when did he say he did it?
No I didnÂ’t I blew up your capital
Why would I want to do anything to Vlaskal
He has nuke shields that are very valuable to me
he blew up the skyscrapers there and now he says that I did it
Elkonie you are making so much stuff up to try to turn people against us
well you easily attack in the back so it's you
Ah, in the timeline of the new union we took it after the terrorist attack of that guy, osama
What you donÂ’t make sense
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