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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
the 2012 one!?
Lemona
I like the band, and like I said it was also mentioned on this RMB a while back
Lemona, Xerimerc
Post by Tarbaby suppressed by a moderator.
"After all, nobodys going to pay to watch tomboys playing a mans game or some effeminate blokes throwing around a netball like an idiot. - some random issue I can't remember
this here gentlemen has no goddamn idea what people want
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I forgor how big universe be
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
at least 23 trillion light years across
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It's very big.
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THERE WAS STUFF BEFORE THE BIG BANG?
WHY AM I ONLY FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW
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WHAT STUFF??
Lemona
what?
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YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S MORE STUFF ASIDE FROM THAT GLITCHY SINGULARITY THING???
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Wait kind of unrelated but woah is that Osea in the banner?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
[pre]2023, 13th Of January, 07:00.[/pre]
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[pre]Undisclosed Location, Scottish Highlands, Socialistic Britain.[/pre]
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[spoiler=Part 2][list][pre]The Soldiers had gathered their weapons, The Group of 10 Soldiers had left the storage room containing all their equipment and were now heading through the labyrinth that was the O.C.R. Base towards the Base' Vault Exit. Whilst on their way there, They decided to make small talk, One of the first to talk was Andrew, A new recruit, the same one who read out and handed the paper to the officer. "So.. uhmm, do ya think we'll be able to Actually kill whatever the hell this monster is?"
There's a second of silence before another one of the soldiers, William, responds
"We're elite trained soldiers, Of course we'll be able to!"
Andrews says once again
"But.. will we?"
There's a few more seconds of silence before Soldier Addison finally says
"Listen, don't worry. This monster will be easy, We've Dealt with worse and we need to focus on killing it instead of worrying about if we can."
They Continue to make their way quietly to the Exit, After a few short minutes they finally reach it. It's quite a rather large door, The soldiers immediately spot it's open and the officer is already there at the exit, Leaning on the wall directly next to it
After a second or so of silence, the officer promptly said
"About time"
"Oh, shut up!" One of the soldiers responded in a half serious half joking manner.
The Soldiers and Officer finally step out into the snowstorm, The general area surrounding the base and them is full of mountains, they're mission is to head further north into even worse terrain, They immediately begin heading north on foot, Staying close together to not lose sight of eachother.
After 3 Hours, they had almost reached where they were supposed to be, but they suddenly felt the ground underneath them shake, They all look back towards each other and pull out their weapons, Before a Soldier near the back in a Matter of seconds is grabbed by the leg, He screams immediately before being pulled away just as fast into the abyss of the snow. The soldiers immediately react and begin firing in the direction of where he was pulled, whilst also pulling out the specific weapons assigned to deal with this monster.
The Screaming had disappeared but the Rumbling could still be felt, the soldiers were on their guard.
Constantly looking around them incase the monster popped up out of the ground, Suddenly it does. The ground shakes more than ever, a soldier feels the ground crack and disappear under him, and in instant, is ate by the monster. One of the soldiers fires one of the Stun weapons at it, Temporarily stopping it from running. It allowed the soldiers to fire at it for roughly 10 seconds before the monster broke free and went underground once again.
The Officer had pulled out one of the specific Anti-titan Weapons given to them, to put it bluntly, a giant harpoon gun, He stood ready incase the monster popped out again, with the other soldiers pulling out Net-guns and stun-guns and doing the same. Finally, the monster popped out again but further away, and it immediately began slithering towards them, with it's mouth wide open. One of the soldiers fires their Net-gun, Blocking the monsters mouth and stopping it from moving any further, instantly all the other soldiers do the same, giving them roughly a minute to kill the monster before it broke free. The Officer fired the harpoon gun, it going straight through the monster and the spear getting stuck inside a mountain, Meanwhile all the other soldiers simply fired at it, with one throwing a grenade into the monsters mouth.
By the end, the monster was dead. And their mission complete, the monster was to be destroyed completely, with no evidence left behind. A O.C.R. Helicopter was sent to the soldiers, Inside the helicopter were the people assigned to clean up the mess left behind. They got out and the soldiers got in, with the officer saying to the leader of the clean-up
"Apologies, we tried to keep it clean.."
They finally headed back to the O.C.R. base.
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It took me THAT LONG
AGHHHHHH
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nvm dw
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[sub]you can prevent like 99% of wars by nuking the capital of Osea[/sub]
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Did research
hmmmmm
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i've learned abpout ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for like two years and watching virtual youtuber content and i'm as sane as any scurvy dog on this ship
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
Indeed it is
The flag of our commissar Sicario Mercenary Corps
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Beautiful.
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Alright Torres, hand over the nuke and the anime.
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All jokes aside, captain Mattias Torres is so interesting. His descent into madness started with his encounter with Mobious 1 I think? Who sunk his entire navy, and then they put him as commander of the submarine. I personally think he was responsible for sinking the submarine, as he was already beginning to be insane
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the what?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
The NUKE Torres what else would I be talking about
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no no no the other one
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give me a moment im gonna make the worst flag ever for pictura
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
i am back with the worst flag i have ever made
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fish
Lemona, Pictura
indeed, the best fish ever.
Lemona, Xerimerc
lemme kis fish
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I hate science-related clickbait
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ok go on
Lemona, Xerimerc
me too honestly
Lemona, Xerimerc
*kis*
:3
It's so frustrating, because people who don't know better will fall for it and start being wrong
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
yes very good kiss the fish
yeah i agree that's why sometimes i dont really want to watch stuff on youtube with clickbaity titles it just gives me suspicions
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Channels like AstroKobi and BRIGHT SIDE are especially guilty of this it's really annoying
mmkisfish
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BIDIAN IS IT ALSO SNOWNG FOR YOU
Lemona
i havent heard of astrokobi but bright side the only thing i watched from that channel was something about the facts of philippines or something, they do science content too? wow.
worship the fish
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
sorry, I already worship a marine lifeform as deity
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No :(
Lemona, Xerimerc
that's fine i'll do it instead
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
it is where I am :3
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what is snow like
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
cold
uhh
white
Uhh
imagine sand but more solid
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Ice but fluffy
Lemona
sounds fun
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i want snow now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
You can pack it up to make it able to be held, then throw for funny ball game.
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this got me sold where do i find snow
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
cmere we can snuggle and stare at snow
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
okay:D
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:D
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Might be able to get some fake snow? Apparently baking soda and shaving cream can work, you can also buy some.
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Post self-deleted by Pictura.
alright thanks
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I like you, very absorbent of the culture. (xeri)
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it stopped snowing ):
now my tree is crying
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N o o d l e s .
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nooooo:(
Lemona, Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic
what does that mean?
Lemona, Xerimerc
It was an absolute pain
It'd honestly be 100x better if you just replace the links with a solid colour instead
It's a lot of hassle
I saw snow earlier
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
You accept Xeri cudl.
[sub]The Xeri Manifesto go brrrr [/sub]
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OHHHH OKAY
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:3
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^w^
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>w<
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@w@
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7w7
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(^o^)/
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Here is welcome gift, enjoy nugget.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MiSi010Hdwc?feature=share
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THIS IS SO ADORABLE :O
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Ik, right! Don't forget this though.
https://youtube.com/shorts/20aS4LTGWns?feature=share
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ok i found that really adorable
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??? Bro
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OSEA
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Hello new guy
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Hello!
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Yes
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b-but why
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I am done with snow until winter comes again
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Javert
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but
music not veri gud
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Pictura
Lemona
Hmm
ew
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Yesssss.
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I liked Javerts voice
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Lemon
calm down
other people can have "a" at the end of their name
Lemona
what
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they can?
life has changed
Xerimerc
I need a trash can
Xerimerc
rubbish bin
Lemona
font
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Yas
Xerimerc
i literally didnt know what to put so i just used the google translation latin of painting
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://99percentinvisible.org/article/trash-typography-rubbish-font-drawn-from-curbside-waste-containers/
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311?
BrendenE 😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Greek root Xeri meaning dry
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Too many new
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQja5cmgbw
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yes
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https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/XERI/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALP8TGYDGtXsM6IHMszWR4VBXQVPsxa2eFqvVS93cIU__JVpRXD8ZDM6OBgTZ5qL0yfffVUCHbtJr4qqFDuSMdS1nLLSDevWcy8da1fxgjopO-bfJa03oJM6Y12R7saguwjgrlyP-1Tg__iu1qBblSsYvZJzecTowZHmXufvvLyO
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