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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
in vlaskal, you get equal treatment. You aggressively protest? you get the black stick, You assault a policeman? you get the stick. If you cause a scene in an establishment? you get dragged out, are we not being fair when we give everyone equal treatment?
Lemona
I have now woken up, is there a war going on?
Lemona, Peanteom
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Brendene, Lemona
*vlaskal sends missiles, fighter jets, and low flying attack helicopters to wreck military infrastructure, cellular network towers, and any means of communication in kazakh territory followed by airports and radar dishes, anti-air defenses, and key military sites*
*Vlaskanese warships send ballistic missiles to kazakh navy ships and to key military targets aswell as power plants*
*vlaskal sends drones to strike targets near the vlaskal-kazakh border *
*missiles also enroute to strike government buildings*
Lemona
*Vlaskanese police and swat teams surround and blockade the kazakh embassy in Reignvau*
Lemona
it's the start of my "special occupation operation" rp
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lemona
*undetected stealth bombers drop ordinance in the enemy capital*
Lemona
whats going and can i hire some of my military forces out :p
Lemona
About the football league what did they mean by football which type of football ⚽️🇬🇧 or🇺🇸🏈
Lemona
⚽️🇬🇧
Lemona
Ok good
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
closing in on 30T pesos pog
Brendene, Lemona
As news of the Vlaskanese "Occupation" of Kazakhstan Reaches the British isles, Robbery Griffith' holds a speech Commending The Vlaskanese Army and government for "Civilising" The area and bringing control to the archaic Kazakh Government [/I]
Brendene, Lemona
Today's matches are done, concluding the first half of matches...
With that, we would like to congratulate Costra Estil (Dashing Does FC) for standing as the top team in the Sanders Conference thus far. The Dashing Does Football Club, alongside the Danobia Football Club (Danobia) of the Dogger Conference, will participate in a half-season match between both conferences. Stay tuned for their game tomorrow (results of that game will be posted here, since it will not be on dispatch)...
The remainder of the results will be posted here shortly.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
First Half of Matches - Results
Sanders Conference
1st: Dashing Does FC (11)
2nd: Greater Drussi FC (11)
3rd: Peanteom Ghouls FC (9)
4th: New-Union FC (8)
5th: BrendenPuppies FC (8)
6th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (7)
7th: Wash. Fed. FC (6)
8th: União Esportiva FC (5)
Dogger Conference
1st: Danobia FC (10)
2nd: Common Land Utd. (10)
3rd: Vlaskanese FF (8)
4th: Triangolan FC (7)
5th: FC Huye (7)
5th: The Government's FC (6)
7th: Lemonan Citruses SC (6)
8th: Ard. Nat. FC (6)
(Ties broken by goal average.)
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Brendene, Lemona, Danobia
thatÂ’s better
Can you not commend the Kaltburg one? IÂ’m kinda trying to protect the bohemians rn.
Why the hell did some propose a thing basically saying hippos arenÂ’t that big to the WA and they actually put it up?
They are commending, not condemning. Also Kaltburg should own Czechia to make him stronger to prevent your expansion
I get the two confused
and also moving into Czechia wonÂ’t stop my expansion, because IÂ’ve stopped expanding. Until I determine my country to have a large enough population to expand, somewhere after I get to name my leader officially, I will again. Also IÂ’m Czech and I donÂ’t want a commie I donÂ’t trust that much to invade it.
Hey Vlaskal, can I have your land that makes up my southern border?
Lemona
I know that your caught up with that, but if you donÂ’t give me the territory by Apr 22, I will take it myself
Lemona
Hmm ok then
Lemona
I wouldnÂ’t do thatÂ
Brendene
Wanna give up southern Finland?
Brendene, Lemona
now, this, IÂ’d be scared to say no to Brenden. Unless you think you have enough people on your side to provide soldiers
IÂ’m gonna create my own alliance, for trade and military.
J donÂ’t know what to call it.
can you be a little more specific?
Lemona
Lkandria can i buy some weapons? *Vlaskal requests 15 billion vinerisks worth of equipment from Lkandria*
Lkandria, Lemona
MaybeÂ
UEMO?
(United Exchange and Military Organization pronunciation: [U-m-O]
Basically saying you, then the noise for a m by itself, and Oh.
Vlaskal
mememememememememememememe i wanna join!!!
Lemona
Sure. Want any suicide robots for a small bit extra?
Vlaskal, Lemona
Reports indicate that Kaltburgite forces have entered Prague.
The current Czech government's status is unknown.
Kaltburg is victorious
Vlaskal
y e s
Lkandria, Lemona
Then we have a deal
Vlaskal, Lemona
north kazakhstan, Qostanay, Aqtobe, atyrau, Mangghysatu, west kazakhstan has fallen to Vlaskal, kazakh government has agreed to terms, the war is officially over
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaltburg
more clay becomes red
Vlaskal
Vlaskal do u have any catgirls in ur army
Lemona
I think you forgot the part of me supplying them making them stronger?
okay sounds good I add you
yeah and
lol
Lemona
Lemonan backed forces of the anarchy of Bohemia have retaken Prague, kicking the Cult Burgers out
Missiles have been seen being shot from Kaltburg occupied areas
The violence has increased
Lemona
Somehow, lost forces in Toyotas for Bohemia have themselves in Berlin, somehow. DonÂ’t question it.
why do you ask?
Lemona
Local State Security has seized these forces
Lemona
Some have escaped and seaked refuge in Lemona, NUCL as they believe it to be calm, or just going back to Bohemia to help defend.
Hey Cult Burger remember when we said we didnÂ’t want Bavaria to become a nuclear waste ground? Well IÂ’m afraid some idiots got hands on a nuclear weapon and destroyed part of BavariaÂ
uhh all members of ECLIPSE let's talk in Rome uhh about this
Lemona, Kaltburg
May i join?
Vlaskal, Lemona
Ah, thats a problem..
Vlaskal, Lemona
I told him he probably wonÂ’t stand it. And Cult Burger, your allowed in Rome despite you attacking Lemonan backed Bohemia. Just have a cease fire during the meeting
Yep! new members makes it better!
Also I think vlaskal and I have to defend eachother no matter what at this point.
Vlaskal
ok ill hold a ceasefire. but its instantly restarting after this summit
Vlaskal, Lemona
Hey Kaltburg let me build military bases in you and IÂ’ll take care of the Czech rebels in a jiffy
Kaltburg
gaming
Lemona
*all imports from anything going to Lkandria stop*
Cult burger despite attacking is in ECLIPSE with me so I gonna do just one sanction, no pop tarts!
Well it that a yes?
DonÂ’t say it!
of course
*all imports of anything to cult burger stop, military presence in Bohemia by Lemona skyrockets, and the official spelling of Kaltburg in Lemona is changed to Cult Burger*
Anyway time for some Invasio- i mean civilizing
With the British Goverment' interest in gaining more land, The military have begun sending reconnaissance planes up north in the lowlands region, specifically Belgium,
And seeing an opportunity for free land have sent British Infantry and Tanks near The small town of Lille to Head north And pass over the river of Leie into the Lowlands To conquer and claim the land
Vlaskal, are we going to discuss BrendenEÂ’s threaten?
Screw sanctions I have autarky!
Socialistic Britain
*Lkandrian soldiers begin moving through Kultburg and into Czechia. Lkandrian soldiers are ordered to engage any and all hostile, including Lemonian troops. Lkandrian robot army is also deployed. It is rather small and still needs to be field tested so where better than in Czechia*
Lemona, Kaltburg
robots are the future after all
Lkandria
i'll just leave uhh troops at the border on high alert, as well as recon aircraft patrolling the border with fighter jets, all sam batteries, and aa systems are in alert mode, ballistic missiles are ready to shoot back in case of an attack.
The summit starts now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
IÂ’ll let you have Belgium and maybe we can negotiate Luxembourg for a price as I had claimed them both but I am willing to let go of those claims
i would use discord buuut lemona doesn't have one
Lemona
Ah, i didnt know you claimed belgium or luxembourg, But i am only interested in belgium, you can take luxembourg
*Environmental Troops, trained in destroying robots, are sent out. The result is of many destroyed, few dead. Despite being few, the ET (And yes I like the because of the movie, ET) is valuable in Lemonan combat. Also dumb dumb idiot here called it Lemonian.*
Ah alright. Yeah itÂ’s more my fault I didnÂ’t announce it I just telegramed aya if I could have it and some other territories
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
demonyms are hard
Lemona
Anyway diplomacy works once again
true
Lemona
Men of harlech march to glory!!!
*This was somewhat expected as the robots are of rather low quality and still in the testing phase but the tactics Lemona used against the robots is looked over to uncover how they were so effective against the robots and to look for upgrades on the robots awareness and combat skills. Other than that, troops begin pushing Lemonan and Czechia rebels hard with air strikes and tanks supported by mechanized infantry. New airbases are built to accommodate more aircraft and are also protected by AI defense turrets, also still somewhat in their testing phase*
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
victory is hovering over ye!!!!
What?
AI, say goodbye!
Lkandria
*Looks away from all the robots destroyed be Lemonans*
not anymore
uh, what?
is this about one of the people from your region coming here
Lemona
*As a result of Lkandrian troops pushing further in, Lemonan and Bohemian troops are sent on secret expeditions across multiple nations. They look no different from the common people, not the people of NUCL but just normal citizens, and have been used to start uprising in occupied zones of Bohemia*
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands
still future, now's the present
checkmate lime
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria
*all business with cult burger has been shut down, and also even in the future people are gonna reject robots cuz of Terminator style stuff being possible, and when we see all business that even means helping protect them in ECLIPSE*
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria
*Lkandria begins deploying spec ops to find and destroy nests before they become too big of a problem. Lkandria also asks for Kaltburgs assistance in keeping down the rebels so Lkandrian soldiers can focus on the frontlines. Captured Lemonan soldiers and Czechia rebels are taken to Lkandria to go on trial for murder of Lkandrian citizens, disrupting law and order, attempted murder of Lkandrian citizens, destruction of Lkandrian state property, disruption of Lkandrian military movements, and threatening the state of Lkandria. If found guilty they are made to build the new military bases in Kaltburg under police supervision*
Lemona
*As the Lemonan government hears this, a new plan is formed. Bomb raids over [REDACTED] will commence to stop [REDACTED] so [REDACTED] can not have any [REDACTED] inside of [REDACTED]*
Lkandria
*AA positions all over Lkandria are put onto full alert upon intercepting this transmission, even though itÂ’s unknown where these raids are going to be. More warplanes are deployed to protect new military bases in Czechia and convoys going into Czechia*
Lemona
Now little do the Lkandrians know, what the code word was.
*Increased military escorts are implemented to roads leading to Bohemia*
Lkandria, Lemona
Can you also have your troops take care of insurrections behind the frontlines as well? IÂ’d like to have a majority of my troops on the frontline
I'd hope I wouldnÂ’t know cause then it wouldnÂ’t be a good code word
Lemona
ffs, Socialistic Britain let's just discuss the "threat"
Lemona
*Though some Kaltburg divisions are seen in the frontlines, the majority have been delegated to Military Police responsibilities*
Lkandria, Lemona
I just realized something
In the roleplay, why are all of the nations like France, Germany, Russia, etc gone but we are here
Should we have an explanation for this?
And also all the infrastructure is apparently intact so
Vlaskal, Lemona
Ah okay.
Vlaskal, Lemona
accept discord friend req
Lemona
*Before Lkandrian decoders can figure out what the code word was, the plan commences. Military drills dig up from the ground all across, Bohemia, Kaltburg, and Lkandria. Their main mission: destroy, [REDACTED], and free. They destroy progress on all military bases in Kaltburg and Bohemia, they break into trenches to attack Lkandrian and Kaltburgerian troops, and break into prison where Lemonan and Bohemian POWS are held to free them quickly. Despite it thinking to be easy to find the point they come from, they actually dig down from all across Europe and a bit of Asia, explaining the increase of minor earthquakes. The planes were used to distract. This ceases military activity in Bohemia by Lkandrians and Kaltburgers. Many big cities are destroyed along with buildings in the capitol of both nations. Defenses are built all around Prague.
uhhhh
a lot of nations just collapsed leaving anarchies behind.
Kaltburg Reaches DEFCON 2
Operation Vishnu has been suggested
Good enough explanation
Lemona
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