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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Stop
If you invade, you already know that Lemona and Pinevilla will get involved
it will cost him millions of lives
Dude Lkandria has the strongest military
If anyone invaded Elkonie, I will help him.
It would cost you your whole military dumbo
Favenova
I would help the invader
Favenova
Why
Lemona
I hate Elkonie.
Favenova
But dont you hate Lkandria and new union more
No
Also, are you done thinking about giving me 1/4 of Quebec. Remember that I will give you Haiti and money
Ни слова не понял
no
I dont want Haiti
also its either now half, all, or nothing
Favenova
You would perish fighting against Lkanfira without enough help.
Half, it should be 20 million dogecoins
Yes
Но твои войска не были бы столь хороши против меня и моих союзников так что эта война обошлась бы вам десятками миллионов потерь в общем как и мне но это уже не важно
R u stupid
Ты не знаешь что такое война
А конфронтация с Лкандрией невозможна так как им ничего не требуется от меня
Erstens, gegen mich und deine Verbündeten zu kämpfen, würde dich töten. Zweitens, wenn du gegen Lkandria kämpfst, würdest du dich sofort töten.
So thats a yes
Lemona
Lets go
Lemona
Yes you can buy the Western half of Quebec
Favenova
Да как ты не поймёшь что лкандрия скорее сохранит нейтралитет чем пойдёт воевать с кем нибудь а твои войска сборище коррумпированных петухов
Its fine like that, the links dont work tho
Lemona
Lkandria würde einem Verbündeten helfen, zweitens sind meine Truppen loyaler als deine und besser ausgebildet, patriotischer und nicht eingezogen.
oopsssss
They work for me
True, maybe we need a non earth map
Lemona
If you click the links they take you to the wrong page
Lemona, Favenova
But if you invade Panama I will invade you
Favenova
Но ваша коррупция около 45 сделок в час что делает тебя одной из самых коррумпированных держав в рп твоя армия сильна но ты не можешь понять что ты понесешь не малые потери
Hi nucl
New United Common-Lands
I know
Meine Korruption ist in der Regierung und hat nichts mit dem Militär zu tun, in dem es klein ist.
I think I realized what happened
I accidentally got off so I went back and it mightve reset those bits
Правительство взаимодействует с армией очень часто я сказал бы что оно напрямую командует
При этом не стоит забывать что твой министр обороны тоже политик что делает его коррупционером так как ты сказал что у тебя большая коррупция только в правительстве
Mein Verteidigungsminister ist kein Minister. Es ist ein Sekretär. Außerdem ist der Kaiser das am wenigsten korrupte Regierungsmitglied, und der Verteidigungsminister in Lemona ist tatsächlich der ranghöchste General. Ausgewählt vom Kaiser aufgrund ihrer jahrelangen Erfahrung und Auszeichnungen und Arbeit.
Ich bitte den Herrn, könnten Sie beide ruhig sein?
Lemona, Favenova
Не забудь про офицеров твоей большой армии которых трудно контролировать
the LORD!
also maybe
Listen, if you and Elkonie or whatever go to war, I'm going to nuke you both so there can be peace and quiet
Lemona
oki
ok i still have a lot of things to do and none of them tell me to argue with someone about high corruption in the army
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O have one final thing to say
Einfacher zu kontrollieren als Ihre Strafverfolgungsbehörden.
my law enforcement is fine i have less crime and corruption than you which makes it unnecessary to choose the law between security and economy
Your law enforcement is trash
I have very little crime only corruption, your crime rate is more
Я не думаю что это оправдание твоей огромной коррупции
Да и стрелки переводить вздумал?
А если серьёзно мне пора доделать работу и идти спать
I dont care about my corruption.
but k goodnight
I'm playing as Lithuania but I am doing the monarchy path
Lemona
I've never seen lithuania monarchy path, I will see later
Lemona, Favenova
Methuania
Favenova
Lol
Lemona
One time I said meth after reading part of a newspaper and a kid said,
Oh, my teacher is addicted to that!
I was like
wat
And she said that her teacher cant stop talking about it and we tell her to stop and she still goes crazy over it
She thought I said math.
I was very confused
oh no I ran out of video ideas
Lemona
do what I do
Post the stupidest sh!t ever
Hehe
https://ibb.co/gJmwydR
Lemona
Lmao
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
Hmm
One day... This will be real.... O-One day...
Lemona
no dont revert
I have an alliance with Socialist Britain. Lemona and Kaltburg wouldnt be difficult to deal with
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
?
what about kaltburg
dont go back to that
I'm back, there's no way to stop it
new union says he is Allies is that true
I said he wouldnt be difficulty to deal with
Lemona
I ignore
Kaltburg would basically be a steak in Minecraft
Lemona
oh
k
Also you are Allies with britain?
I thought you just made better relations
kaltburg has nukes tho
He said it was meant to be a secret but I guess its not anymore. But yeah were allied
Lemona
And they didnt sign the nuke treaty either meaning they produce them
Who needs nukes when you have Lkandria?
Lemona
And I have anti missile defenses
Lemona
I wanted him to be quiet because he kept annoying me, so I said Id invade him and he gave me a bunch of info for free pretty much
I'm calling it now "the unexpected alliance"
I see
Lemona
in some way that is sus
yeah I dont think kaltburg does
O no
Lemona
He probably does
Lemona
I only talked about my alliance with Lkandria
Lemona
oh hi britain
Lemona
I never heard of any deal he made like o did with Vlaskal to get my hands on the defense systems and produce them
thats enough info
I gotta say giving away a secret alliance wasnt the smartest move
One day I will have to reveal her so meh
Lemona
uh
[sub]Should I run?[/sub]
Lemona
run as fast as du can
get out
Lemona
Usually you reveal during a war
I'm not going to do anything weird, just ask how you are
So How are you?
Lemona
Time for invade russia as lithuania
Lemona
what
Oh yeah you are playing hoi4
[sub]hold on[/sub]
good
How about you?
Lemona
oh no he is gonna get trapped!!!1!1!1!1
car runs into new union
Much better, I don't have a headache, arm pain, or fever, I'm feeling much better, what did you do today?
Lemona
Hi
Lemona
HALLO
My retail is epic and great
You can buy almost anything that is legal at my retail stores for cheap prices unless its gold or something
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