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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
XeriMerc is a PMC subdivision of the Xeri Corporation
Kaidia
Uh huh...
Xerimerc
nya
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Awh
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Xeri doesn't see Kaidia xeri only sees £££
Xerimerc, Kaidia
And potential to spread Furryism
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Syndicalist France
GO TO SLEEP
Kaidia
I deny this
Xerimerc, Kaidia
yessir
Kaidia
britain
would you like
a People's Local Representative Seat in the Kaidian Administration?
Xerimerc
I'll sleep when Shrek 5 comes out
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Cancelled
Kaidia
Hmmm
What does this entail? What must I do and upkeep to stay in such a seat? What are the Pros? Cons?
DETAILS MAN
Xerimerc, Kaidia
damnit..
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw
ask me all in telegram
one question at a time
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I accept
a true leader knows to avoid questions
10/10, you passed the test
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Gotta wait for time bud
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmmm
I dont know if I should be happy or worried
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ok now you need to pick some candidates to maybe become a future representative of a city or two
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Mypowerisimmenseandmyselfconfidenceisonanexponentialincreasemuahahahahahah
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Yes :)
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Syndicalist France
Both
both my friend
guy who's bald and guy who's got a really good looking mustache, like it's out of this world
done
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Syndicalist France
alright now you need the two of them to be stationed at a random city
particularly somewhere that has no representation in the Administration
so maybe somewhere in scotland or southern norway
Xerimerc
Ah
Makes sense
At least it's an honest answer
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
guy with good mustache in Scotland, probably northern Scotland and guy who's bald in Southern Norway
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I like Dune
ATREIDES! ATREIDES! ATREIDES!
Xerimerc, Kaidia
👉👈⚔️😳
Kaidia
Yes
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Now we have four options for both of them to pick for their station:
Small Town - 5,000 People
Big Town - 10,000 People
Urban Town - 20,000 People
and
Big City - 85,000 People
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Guy with good moustache goes to urban town and guy who's bald goes to big town
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Now we will have a 4-way spin for both of them...
Outcome 1: The man does great and gets the entire town on his side!
Outcome 2: The Majority of the town likes him, and gets a good amount of support.
Outcome 3: The Town doesn't really approve of him, but he manages to stand still. But his career might not work.
Outcome 4: He is stinky
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
woooo
Xerimerc, Kaidia
ehehehehehehe
They don't know what you're cackling about xeri
Anditheyneverwill
Why
Becauseimnotgonatelthem
Thus makes you look very suspicious
Eheheheheheheheh
Kaidia
[spoiler=song i wrote] Song title:Not my bestfreind
Verse 1
And no matter what, no matter what my friends may say
And no matter what my hands and my feet have seen
Oh I wish I had somebody who could be good enough to love have someone who could kiss away all of my heartache and would kiss me the way he used to do and I wish I had someone who was pretty darling
I wish I had somebody who could chase away all of my nightmares and give me what she knew was the only way to get to heaven
Pre-Chorus
Oh, oh, alright then
Then alright but not now!
Chorus
I got you falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
I could not know that turn to shame
Verse 2
The more we talk the talk is not a ton
The more we talk the talk is not a ton
The more we talk the talk is not a ton
The more we talk the talk is not a ton
Pre-Chorus
If there? S somebody new
It? S easier to keep your number one
Chorus
I got you falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
I could not know that turn to shame
Bridge
But I will talk to God
About building my kingdom
Chorus
I got you falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
Falling at my feet
I could not know that turn to shame[/spoiler]
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Bald guy is Stinky! (4)
Man with Good Mustache is Cool! (2)
Xerimerc
what ya cackling at
yeahhh guy with good mustache let's goooo
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Bald Guy Support: <100 People
Mustache Man Support: 15,000 People
Xerimerc
Infinite power
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Would you like to station the Bald Guy somewhere else?
Would you maybe want to also want Mustache Man to get support somewhere else?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Ill give ya head pats if ya tell me
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm good with where mustache man is
Perhaps station bald guy somewhere else though
Maybe another big town?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'll also chip in
Infinite cuddles
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Alright!
Bald Man is Awesome!
Support: 10,000 People
Now you have 25,000 People on both of their side.
Are you ready to meet with the Board of the Grand Administrators?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
GO BALD MAN GO YEAHHHH
And hmmm.. Yes
Xerimerc, Kaidia
With each passing day xeri gains greater control over the flesh and appearance and it brings immense joy
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Your two wonderful representatives walk up.
They Present beautifully, perfect enough for a seat.
The First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Grand Administrator give their ok.
Now it's the High Administrator.
Will he say Yes or No?
...
"Yes."
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
YEHAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH LETS GOOOOOO
BALD MAN MUSTACHE MAN YEAHHHHH
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
In fact, they were good enough to get Trial Administrator seats.
They have become official Administrators
Or would you rather have them stay as PLRs?
Either way, they are granted a green robe with loose steal "armor"
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Imagine Rock the Casbah in TRTHNBB RP is actually about the collapse and eventual takeover of Pinevilla instead of the actual songs meaning
And yes I officially say The Clash exists in Socialistic Britain
Xerimerc, Kaidia
They accept the Official Administrator role with Great honour
Xerimerc, Kaidia
They are escorted to a big building. It's the Kaidian Imperial Citadel.
They are granted a room together, and are given special alarms to basically say
"There will be a soon Administration meeting. Get ready."
But do they realize they are part of the Legislative Branch of Kaidia?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
sure
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Presenting more how you want to? Awesomeee
Im happy for you >:D
*patpatpatpatpatpatpat*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
:D *purring*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
alrighty just do the same thing I said to Kaidia
Take Factbook, copy the code, paste into new Factbook, remove pine
done
The men are beyond shocked that they don't even realize they have been put into a legislative branch of Kaidia
They also pay close attention to the special alarms
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Doing homework to the starsector ost makes me feel like I have a hegemony officers pistol to my head while Im writing about how [REDACTED] has never existed
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Woop Woop!
The alarm has rung!
Timr for an Administration Meeting!
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
https://i.ibb.co/4Vb4J11/Untitled253-20220214001638.png
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Seemingly endless and progressing headache day 2
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stellaris?
You should also make a meme about how we kept having to do the same baro missions
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Psychic Drone: Cute Watermelons
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Im sorry melon
Perhaps you need more sugar?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The warp is angry
Xerimerc, Kaidia
It sucks but Chicken Alfredo exists so, mixed bag?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
-Mild
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Im American, I do not need any more sugar
Im flattered
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
god please no I beg of you
The men run off quickly to the Administration Meeting, making sure they look their best
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I took the copy pasta from a stellaris meme and edited it to fit with nationstates
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmh thinking about printing Xeri and keeping it in my locker
Xerimerc, Kaidia
COME ON BABE
TIME TO TAKE YOUR LATCHER FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The Chad looks like he's about to offer me economic assistance
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
PLEASE NO I DONT WANNA GET BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA FROM IT SLAMMING INTO THE SUB NOOO
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The Chad looks like he's about to send a huge number of troops to India to help fight off a rebellion only to forget to continue the RP right after they arrive on the shores
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
As they walk into the chamber, they see a giant circle, outlined with seats.
The men take their seats as they watch everyone come in.
Eventually, 8 guards come in with a dressed man in the sane robes.
He goes up, and sits at the throne-chair, clearing his throat.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
The Chad looks like he's about to forget the RP but by the time he remembers it's already over
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Troops are only a statistic
-Chad
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The Men watch with bated breath and anticipation, Waiting for what he might say.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The school wont do anything because they cant
Xerimerc, Kaidia
My headcannon is that they did help British troops fight the rebels, but spent most of their time drinking and playing cards with their tea loving comrades
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
High Administrator: "Among the Administrator today, we have a personal act from Imperian..."
The HA goes on for 6 minutes about a fixed Religious act, about how all worship sites should stay true to their beliefs, and that Kaidian Christian Churches should strictly follow the values and practices they believe in.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
y'know
let's just say that happened rather than nothing happened because funny
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
https://youtu.be/2b-YaN_sGTQ
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The Men listen, Unsure about the act.
this is awkward because almost no Brits are religious
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The HA finishes, smd says the following.
HA: "All in Favor?
All Abstaining?
All Opposed?"
What option do the Men pick?
Xerimerc
The bald man Chooses in favour meanwhile the Mustache man abstains.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
1:41 am ethnic statistics of Ardeyn time
I will not provide actual statistics
Ards (slight majority)
Han Chinese
Japanese
Koreans
Filipinos
Mongolians
Russians
There's a bunch of other dudes but they're outside my core territory so I don't care
Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
The Administration ends up winning to pass the act, and the HA hits his javel.
For now, the men will be involved in different acts and bills involving the Administration.
You wanna do this kind of RP when I have an Administration idea?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Very toaster, much cuteness, DO IT!
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Wha
Why
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-
Sure
Anyway I'm exhausted
Good night or day comrades!
Xerimerc, Kaidia
you cant print xeri
Youre just printing art xeri stole
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stole is rather harsh but it is art that isnt xeris
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Goodnight!
Xerimerc
So he can keep it in his locker
were you not listening
Xerimerc
Why keep it in your locker
Xerimerc
So he can look at it
Obv
And printing out a picture of xeri irl is quiet
Uh
Suspicious
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Toaster. Good point for the thing I didn't quote, but just look up British femboy protogen, hopefully you aren't assaulted with 34...
Xerimerc
Why tf would you even think of printing that to put in your locker and look at
give me a good answer
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Fr
Xerimerc
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