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Lkandria wrote:Sasuke? Like the Naruto character?

No like the game

Yodle

Lkandria wrote:Sasuke? Like the Naruto character?

Look up “Sasuke (TV show)”, it is an obstacle course competition.

Yodle

Mr Government wrote:WellÂ…IÂ’m going to RP through it and reveal the results as time goes on. It will be like Sasuke Ninja Warrior in particular. Would you like to send hosts and a team orÂ

The hosting part will be like Ultimate BeastmasterÂ’s (a series on Netflix sadly canceled).

Oh cool.

[sub]what hell is that[/sub]

also IÂ’d like to sign up

Yodle

Lemona wrote:Oh cool.

[sub]what hell is that[/sub

also IÂ’d like to sign up

Ok send me names of 5 athletes from your nation (along with their sporting expirience) and 2 hosts. That is all you have to do.

Yodle, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Look up “Sasuke (TV show)”, it is an obstacle course competition.

wiat whAt

oh crap

IÂ’ve been thinking of sudoku this whole time and thatÂ’s why when you said Sasuke ninja warriors I was wondering how it its like the chess tournament

Yodle

Lemona wrote:wiat whAt

oh crap

IÂ’ve been thinking of sudoku this whole time and thatÂ’s why when you said Sasuke ninja warriors I was wondering how it its like the chess tournament

Â…wha- how- huh? Good lord.

So are you going to join?

Yodle, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:2022 Regional Olympics Update:

Given their activity, or lack thereof, the invitation given to Partisan Italian athletes will instead be given to those of the Sicario Mercenary Corps.

I accept!

The Washington Federation wrote:2022 Regional Olympics Update:

Given their activity, or lack thereof, the invitation given to Partisan Italian athletes will instead be given to those of the Sicario Mercenary Corps.

I accept! What do I need to do?

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation, can I officially buy Vietnam and Cambodia?

Yodle

personally we have the whole womanÂ’s right to choose

so

why donÂ’t we have women debate over whether or not and vote on it? Only women.

oh yeah also night

Yodle

Lemona wrote:The Washington Federation, can I officially buy Vietnam and Cambodia?

I guess?

Yodle, Lemona

Welcome back Ven Newis!

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Mr Government

The Firearms Safety Act PASSES with 3 Against, 4 For, and 2 Abstaining.

All lethal firearms are now banned for public and police use, with jobs that strictly require them being a noted exception.

If you would like to submit a proposal to parliament, perhaps even one to repeal or make amendments to this act, please read the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Astravica

Im bored I dont have any exams today.

Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

Standardized testing is the bane of my existence

Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Kaltburg

Ardeyn wrote:The Firearms Safety Act PASSES with 3 Against, 4 For, and 2 Abstaining.

All lethal firearms are now banned for public and police use, with jobs that strictly require them being a noted exception.

If you would like to submit a proposal to parliament, perhaps even one to repeal or make amendments to this act, please read the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

Well, since all Lkandrians are in the national guard after they are conscripted at 18, that means technically they need guns and since my police arenÂ’t technically police but rather a branch of the army that does civil duties, that means technically they need fire arms too which means that technically all my citizens still have guns

Yodle 9, Vlaskal

Lkandria wrote:Well, since all Lkandrians are in the national guard after they are conscripted at 18, that means technically they need guns and since my police arenÂ’t technically police but rather a branch of the army that does civil duties, that means technically they need fire arms too which means that technically all my citizens still have guns

yes technically you're correct since your police and your national guard count as "military"...

so they need have or hold a gun

[sub] but wouldn't some count as off-duty...?[/sub]

New United Common-Lands

Ardeyn wrote:The Firearms Safety Act PASSES with 3 Against, 4 For, and 2 Abstaining.

All lethal firearms are now banned for public and police use, with jobs that strictly require them being a noted exception.

If you would like to submit a proposal to parliament, perhaps even one to repeal or make amendments to this act, please read the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

guess are secret police state security special police are gonna have to resort to other kinds of warfare

New United Common-Lands

i mean, my police force doesn't even need firearms, we don't even allow it....

we have shock batons, high-powered tasers, net guns, pressurized pepper sprays, man-catchers, and if times are somewhat hard we have tranq rifles... to do that job. It's all non-lethal but enough to beat the living sh- i mean correct an offender

Vlaskal wrote:i mean, my police force doesn't even need firearms, we don't even allow it....

we have shock batons, high-powered tasers, net guns, pressurized pepper sprays, man-catchers, and if times are somewhat hard we have tranq rifles... to do that job. It's all non-lethal but enough to beat the living sh- i mean correct an offender

and if the law-breaker has a firearm, we have apc's to deal with them. If they killed someone or threatened to shoot, your best bet is that their head will be blown out by a 32mm autocannon or by a sniper rifle operated by a VRF personnel

Vlaskal wrote:i mean, my police force doesn't even need firearms, we don't even allow it....

we have shock batons, high-powered tasers, net guns, pressurized pepper sprays, man-catchers, and if times are somewhat hard we have tranq rifles... to do that job. It's all non-lethal but enough to beat the living sh- i mean correct an offender

My police were trained with military grade weapons

this destroys them

Ya know guns are soooo bad that IÂ’m going to make the police a unit of my military and just not do anything with gun control

Lemona wrote:My police were trained with military grade weapons

this destroys them

sucks to suck eh? don't worry we sell non-lethal equipment

Lemona

I might as well j it’s give my “police” bombs and gasses too.

Vlaskal wrote:sucks to suck eh? don't worry we sell non-lethal equipment

no itÂ’s fine I just made apart of my military and started doing black market dealing along with giving the police weapons that arenÂ’t guns but still do heavy damage.

crossbows, swords, bombs, gasses.

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:no itÂ’s fine I just made apart of my military and started doing black market dealing along with giving the police weapons that arenÂ’t guns but still do heavy damage.

crossbows, swords, bombs, gasses.

would you like a concussion robot used by my police force?

it explodes in white light and a loud bang, enough to temporarily blind the person and deafen them just a bit

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Well, since all Lkandrians are in the national guard after they are conscripted at 18, that means technically they need guns and since my police arenÂ’t technically police but rather a branch of the army that does civil duties, that means technically they need fire arms too which means that technically all my citizens still have guns

It wasnÂ’t the intention of the act to ban the military from having guns, but ban the personal possession of fire arms

Lemona wrote:no itÂ’s fine I just made apart of my military and started doing black market dealing along with giving the police weapons that arenÂ’t guns but still do heavy damage.

crossbows, swords, bombs, gasses.

😂😂

Vlaskal wrote:would you like a concussion robot used by my police force?

it explodes in white light and a loud bang, enough to temporarily blind the person and deafen them just a bit

we are kinda anti-robot but we would like to have the technology and make it a device.

New United Common-Lands wrote:😂😂

kleptocracy

New United Common-Lands

Upon the banning of firearms, the common-lands drone and robotics sales to foreign agencies are through the roof 🧐😂

New United Common-Lands wrote:Upon the banning of firearms, the common-lands drone and robotics sales to foreign agencies are through the roof 🧐😂

hey wait a second

hey guys just ignore me committing piracy and stuff

Vlaskal wrote:i mean, my police force doesn't even need firearms, we don't even allow it....

we have shock batons, high-powered tasers, net guns, pressurized pepper sprays, man-catchers, and if times are somewhat hard we have tranq rifles... to do that job. It's all non-lethal but enough to beat the living sh- i mean correct an offender

My police are actually part of my army and people here donÂ’t have firearms anyway. We donÂ’t want anyÂ…resistanceÂ

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:My police are actually part of my army and people here donÂ’t have firearms anyway. We donÂ’t want anyÂ…resistanceÂ…

huh you donÂ’t give your peeps firearmsÂ

not gonna do any dealing or anything no

Mr Government

Lemona wrote:huh you donÂ’t give your peeps firearmsÂ

not gonna do any dealing or anything no

Our government will, we love guns for ourselves.

*works on electro-magnetic cannon before someone make a law against all firearms*/jk

Lemona

Lemona wrote:hey wait a second

hey guys just ignore me committing piracy and stuff

Do you want us to hack your governments IT systems and exposed all your secrets?

Please pay for our services 😂

New United Common-Lands wrote:Do you want us to hack your governments IT systems and exposed all your secrets?

Please pay for our services 😂

IÂ’m just gonna ignore how we donÂ’t keep them saved on thereÂ

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m just gonna ignore how we donÂ’t keep them saved on thereÂ…

Oh yeah sorry I forgot everything is still paper based in your nation.

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Oh yeah sorry I forgot everything is still paper based in your nation.

it keeps things moreÂ

private.

New United Common-Lands

Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.

Lemona wrote:it keeps things moreÂ

private.

And conveniently whenever thereÂ’s a government scandal, government archives just go up in flames for no reason!! 😂

Lemona, Mr Government

New United Common-Lands wrote:And conveniently whenever thereÂ’s a government scandal, government archives just go up in flames for no reason!! 😂

I have no idea why that would ever happen!

New United Common-Lands, Mr Government

We are going to be selling il- I mean legal things, anyone want them?

Mr Government

Lemona wrote:We are going to be selling il- I mean legal things, anyone want them?

What “legal things” are you selling?

Lemona

Ok, now crossbow crime is highest violent crime in TRTHNBB.

hehehehe

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Oh yeah sorry I forgot everything is still paper based in your nation.

Lemona wrote:it keeps things moreÂ

private.

*me whoÂ’s government files are all on a supercomputer with anti-hackers on duty 24/7/365 and they are all encrypted in a mix of 26 codes*

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:*me whoÂ’s government files are all on a supercomputer with anti-hackers on duty 24/7/365 and they are all encrypted in a mix of 26 codes*

If you would like our Nation to provide you with any cyber security we can, or just try to hack you to test your systems? :D

Lemona

I mean we have computers, but we store very little government info on them.

And only the emperor knows about most of them

UhÂ

ignore the large amount of guns being sold to foreign people

New United Common-Lands wrote:If you would like our Nation to provide you with any cyber security we can, or just try to hack you to test your systems? :D

NUCL, your people can get high but canÂ’t get drunk lol

New United Common-Lands

What has happened in the last 22 hours?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:What has happened in the last 22 hours?

The ban on guns for civilians and the police passed

IÂ’m now kleptoc- I mean selling useful items to help

Socialistic Britain

Mr Government wrote:What “legal things” are you selling?

things that can fire a bullet at the speed of light

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:things that can fire a bullet at the speed of light

Ahh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:The Firearms Safety Act PASSES with 3 Against, 4 For, and 2 Abstaining.

All lethal firearms are now banned for public and police use, with jobs that strictly require them being a noted exception.

If you would like to submit a proposal to parliament, perhaps even one to repeal or make amendments to this act, please read the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

(Meanwhile, me still with my Gun Ownership law)

Yep, everybody has a gun (and are required to by the government)

Lemona, Confederate States Of The Panama

Lemona wrote:things that can fire a bullet at the speed of light

May I buy some of these things?

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:(Meanwhile, me still with my Gun Ownership law)

Yep, everybody has a gun (and are required to by the government)

Does mean you are a kleptocr- I mean freedom keeper too?

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:May I buy some of these things?

Yesss

do you want plasma or normal iron and steel shooter?

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Yesss

do you want plasma or normal iron and steel shooter?

Hmm..

How about all of them?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm..

How about all of them?

sure!

That will beÂ

1.62 million dogecoins or 2 million USD, sound good?

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:sure!

That will beÂ

1.62 million dogecoins or 2 million USD, sound good?

You are ally so is cheaper

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:sure!

That will beÂ

1.62 million dogecoins or 2 million USD, sound good?

Yep!

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yep!

I advise giving these to your police, but military is fine too

Lemona wrote:Does mean you are a kleptocr- I mean freedom keeper too?

You could say that

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:(Meanwhile, me still with my Gun Ownership law)

Yep, everybody has a gun (and are required to by the government)

hey Washington on nato can you swap the other Panama for me cause uh

I may or may not have lost the password

lemona can confirm I know him

Lemona, The Confederate States Of Panama

Confederate States Of The Panama wrote:hey Washington on nato can you swap the other Panama for me cause uh

I may or may not have lost the password

lemona can confirm I know him

Actually thsi country is better

Lemona, Confederate States Of The Panama

Confederate States Of The Panama wrote:hey Washington on nato can you swap the other Panama for me cause uh

I may or may not have lost the password

lemona can confirm I know him

can confi

Lemona wrote:NUCL, your people can get high but canÂ’t get drunk lol

The alcohol ban was a mistake, and what's wrong with my people getting high?

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:The alcohol ban was a mistake, and what's wrong with my people getting high?

no problemo only that itÂ’s funny

New United Common-Lands

Because Shoebill Storks can be found in one my colonies, I might record their noises and blast them at loud to scare tribes of places that in South America and any place that they arenÂ’t found

Lemona wrote:Because Shoebill Storks can be found in one my colonies, I might record their noises and blast them at loud to scare tribes of places that in South America and any place that they arenÂ’t found

We also have the white bellbird trinidad and Tobago which I can record there sounds and blast it from helicopters towards African tribes.

what fun

Confederate States Of The Panama wrote:hey Washington on nato can you swap the other Panama for me cause uh

I may or may not have lost the password

lemona can confirm I know him

Done

Lemona

Lemona wrote:no problemo only that itÂ’s funny

Everyone likes to get drunk and high

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I advise giving these to your police, but military is fine too

[sub]I actually haven't been following the parliament bill, me just want guns[/sub]

Lemona

Btw. God bless the queen

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Btw. God bless the queen

Ah yes

For Queen and Country!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah yes

For Queen and Country!

God bless the queen when we get Bank Holidays

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Everyone likes to get drunk and high

yees

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]I actually haven't been following the parliament bill, me just want guns[/sub]

why do I feel like this bill is gonna end up like American prohibition?

New United Common-Lands wrote:Btw. God bless the queen

Queen is german probably so that makes her cool on my standard

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah yes

For Queen and Country!

for Queen and country

Queen

New United Common-Lands

[sub]I just remembered it's pride month[/sub]

Happy pride month

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:yeeswhy do I feel like this bill is gonna end up like American prohibition?Queen is german probably so that makes her cool on my standard

for Queen and country

Queen

Don't overthink it

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]I just remembered it's pride month[/sub]

Happy pride month

well no parades where I am

pretty sure if a parade happened the whole town would light up like a wild fire

Socialistic Britain wrote:Don't overthink it

youÂ

are monarchist too?

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:youÂ

are monarchist too?

No!

How dare you suggest such a thing!

I'm simply doing it because the rest of the UK is doing it

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:No!

How dare you suggest such a thing!

I'm simply doing it because the rest of the UK is doing it

IÂ’m gonna tell your rebels you actually support them

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m gonna tell your rebels you actually support them

Jokes on you

This isn't roleplay!

Therefore it cannot count!

Haha!

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Jokes on you

This isn't roleplay!

Therefore it cannot count!

Haha!

or so you think!

Robert Griffiths accidentally said something about the old monarchy, he actually supports the rebels!

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:or so you think!

Robert Griffiths accidentally said something about the old monarchy, he actually supports the rebels!

Jokes on you!

Technically there's nothing said that other nations can control another nations leader!

Haha!

Socialistic Britain wrote:Jokes on you!

Technically there's nothing said that other nations can control another nations leader!

Haha!

uh well

who said I couldnÂ’t forge things?

IÂ’m technically a kleptocracy now so

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:uh well

who said I couldnÂ’t forge things?

IÂ’m technically a kleptocracy now so

Oh

Hm..

Fair point

Wait

You're a kleptocracy?

Why am I not attacking you then?

Lemona

Всем привет, как у вас дела?

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh

Hm..

Fair point

Wait

You're a kleptocracy?

Why am I not attacking you then?

IÂ’m a kleptocracy cause well

I can make profit by selling guns to citizens and police forces

Socialistic Britain

Matter Converters wrote:Всем привет, как у вас дела?

gut

Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:It wasnÂ’t the intention of the act to ban the military from having guns, but ban the personal possession of fire arms

I know, but since technically everyone over the age of 18 is part of the military they all can have guns cause national guards can be called upon at anytime

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Also my police are technically part of the military as well they can have guns

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Also my police are technically part of the military as well they can have guns as well

IÂ’m just not gonna follow the legislation like what Washington is doing

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m just not gonna follow the legislation like what Washington is doing

Oh ok. But that kinda brings up the question of “How does the parliament enforce legislation?”

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Oh ok. But that kinda brings up the question of “How does the parliament enforce legislation?”

no idea

personally I think this gonna end up like American prohibition

but I also have to go

and I get new flag

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:no idea

personally I think this gonna end up like American prohibition

but I also have to go

and I get new flag

Reminds me of a crusader army

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I know, but since technically everyone over the age of 18 is part of the military they all can have guns cause national guards can be called upon at anytime

Technically your breaking the law 😂

New United Common-Lands wrote:Technically your breaking the law 😂

Technically how?

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The newest sports tournament, International Sasuke shall start soon, and we want as many people as possible to compete!

Test your nations athletesÂ’ skill in this obstacle course racing competition based of of Sasuke Ninja Warrior in Japan. Anyone who gets to the end of Stage 4 gets 1 million dollars (US) and the title of International Grandmaster.

To enter, you simply have to tag me on the RMB or TG me the below:

1. The names of 5 athletes, as well as their age, gender, and previous sports expirience

2. The names of 2 hosts for your nationÂ’s dub (for the RP aspect)

I hope to start this as soon as possible, so IÂ’m aiming for June 10-15 to be our starting day.

More info (which I hope to update soon):

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mr_government/detail=factbook/id=1713609

Boo Radley, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Technically your breaking the law 😂

loOPhOleS

Boo Radley, Lemona

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