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Xerimerc wrote:no

No I’m like

Actually serious

I struggle with psychosis sometimes when I’m angry

Xerimerc

Lawid wrote:Is that a challenge?

No. No it’s not. None of you want to see that.

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:No. No it’s not. None of you want to see that.

Yh sorry my humour´s broken

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Lawid wrote:Is that a challenge?

I will kill you

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:No I’m like

Actually serious

I struggle with psychosis sometimes when I’m angry

That sucks ):

*huggies*

-Watermelon-

Might be able to use discord again today, no guarantees though

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Might be able to use discord again today, no guarantees though

?

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:?

Parents don’t let me use it because they suck

So I wait for them to leave

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Parents don’t let me use it because they suck

So I wait for them to leave

mm

sucks

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Parents don’t let me use it because they suck

So I wait for them to leave

They are afraid I’m gonna leak government information or something

Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by -Watermelon-.

Lawid wrote:Yh sorry my humour´s broken

don't worry

all of our humour's are broken :(

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:don't worry

all of our humour's are broken :(

I’m broken

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I’m broken

Ozzy has but a single shred of sanity left

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm.. please define whom your enemies are so I may assist.

Xenos

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Xenos

I’m assuming you mean xenophobic people because idkwtf a xeno is

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

My gay uncle came to visit

He’s nice

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:I’m assuming you mean xenophobic people because idkwtf a xeno is

https://youtube.com/shorts/U6zc7iWQB_Y?feature=share

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:My gay uncle came to visit

He’s nice

why tf everyone got a gay uncle

for me he’s a great uncle but ionevencare he’s the only other gay person in this family

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:why tf everyone got a gay uncle

for me he’s a great uncle but ionevencare he’s the only other gay person in this family

It wouldvebeen nice if he didn’t visit while I was doing homework

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It wouldvebeen nice if he didn’t visit while I was doing homework

considering homework is bolded this message could go two drastically different ways

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm.. please define whom your enemies are so I may assist.

My current enemies are most of my blood relatives

I am restraining myself from using large amounts of profanity

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:considering homework is bolded this message could go two drastically different ways

The reading and writing kind, not the fun kind

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The reading and writing kind, not the fun kind

Okay, good. Very, very good.

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:My current enemies are most of my blood relatives

I am restraining myself from using large amounts of profanity

This is the biggest mood I’ve ever felt

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:This is the biggest mood I’ve ever felt

Like I’ve said I can say two slurs that most people in my family can’t, I have an advantage

Xerimerc

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

“You bear the mark… you are cursed! You must kiss your hand upon stone…”

Xerimerc

Considering getting a new game

Any recommendations

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Considering getting a new game

Any recommendations

Not at the moment, no

Haven’t really bought any games lately

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Not at the moment, no

Haven’t really bought any games lately

Not necessarily new games

Just overall

Xerimerc

What if I did Imperial Commissar cosplay

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What if I did Imperial Commissar cosplay

For next Halloween

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Not necessarily new games

Just overall

Suzerain? :D

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Suzerain? :D

Another To the Sordland cult? :D

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Suzerain? :D

Inform me of this game

Have not heard of it before

Xerimerc

Post by Adreabhal suppressed by Sicario Mercenary Corps.

Adreabhal

Venesia Grande wrote:

[spoiler=I don’t think you understand how doors work in this hospital, smh]

Just as he was about to reach the staircase, two tall, and strong-looking staff members in psychedelically-coloured turtlenecks come up the staircase and block Adrea’s way

“Stop it”,the taller one shouted:”Lay down the fork, there’s no escape!”

behind Adrea, out of his view, two muscle-clad staff members, both in red turtlenecks this time, come down the corridor, surrounding Adrea

as if properly choreographed, the four of them close in on Adrea

“Let go of the fork and nothing bad will happen to you”,one of the psychedelic turtleneck guys insists

the two guardians in their red turtlenecks reach for their hip, where some kind of device is fastened[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW]

Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.

Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.

Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...

The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.

Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."

During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table. This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.

Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.

He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.

He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.

"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.

Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice. Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Epic spoiler fail

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Venesia Grande wrote:0.0?-4 am or pm?

Hooray!-Hooray! :3

‘Cause furries hod xD.

[spoiler=I don’t think you understand how doors work in this hospital, smh]

Just as he was about to reach the staircase, two tall, and strong-looking staff members in psychedelically-coloured turtlenecks come up the staircase and block Adrea’s way

“Stop it”,the taller one shouted:”Lay down the fork, there’s no escape!”

behind Adrea, out of his view, two muscle-clad staff members, both in red turtlenecks this time, come down the corridor, surrounding Adrea

as if properly choreographed, the four of them close in on Adrea

“Let go of the fork and nothing bad will happen to you”,one of the psychedelic turtleneck guys insists

the two guardians in their red turtlenecks reach for their hip, where some kind of device is fastened[/spoiler]

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Epic spoiler fail

Give me a minute

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Inform me of this game

Have not heard of it before

You are a president of a nation currently entering a recession, ethnic tensions, neighbours that want you dead, corruption and an indefinite need for reform

Here's the steam description

"As President Rayne, lead the nation of Sordland in your first term of this text-based RPG. Navigate a political drama driven by conversations with your cabinet members. With looming war, rooted corruption, economic crisis and reform needed, the choices fall on your shoulders. How will you lead?"

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW]

Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.

Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.

Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...

The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.

Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."

During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table. This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.

Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.

He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.

He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.

"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.

Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice. Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]

OWO

Venesia Grande, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:OWO

How do I make this damn spoiler work

Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:How do I make this damn spoiler work

you put... [/spoiler] at the end

Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW]

Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.

Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.

Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...

The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.

Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."

During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table. This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.

Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.

He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.

He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.

"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.

Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice. Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]

Does this deserve to be suppressed?..

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Socialistic Britain wrote:Does this deserve to be suppressed?..

Pffft, no, of course not.

Please don't suppress it I worked so hard on that

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:You are a president of a nation currently entering a recession, ethnic tensions, neighbours that want you dead, corruption and an indefinite need for reform

Here's the steam description

"As President Rayne, lead the nation of Sordland in your first term of this text-based RPG. Navigate a political drama driven by conversations with your cabinet members. With looming war, rooted corruption, economic crisis and reform needed, the choices fall on your shoulders. How will you lead?"

Interesting

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:you put... [/spoiler] at the end

Thank you

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Does this deserve to be suppressed?..

It looks okay i think

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It looks okay i think

Emphasis on *think*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Emphasis on *think*

I don't :D

Socialistic Britain

Xerimerc wrote:I don't :D

I do not think

Socialistic Britain

Xerimerc wrote:I do not think

Hmm

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It looks okay i think

It's 50/50

I'm gonna say give it a pass but.. it's getting close

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Suppressing the spoiler

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:I do not think

Whatsoever? Not at all?

no thinking?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:It's 50/50

I'm gonna say give it a pass but.. it's getting close

Def a suppress but doesn’t need to be like ordered to be removed

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Emphasis on *think*

There are a few innuendos but they're relatively discreet and the actual NSFW part is kept to a minimum, with an emphasis on the plot. But, like, the actual plot

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Def a suppress but doesn’t need to be like ordered to be removed

I think we'd be villains if we ordered it to be removed after all that effort

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Def a suppress but doesn’t need to be like ordered to be removed

Noooooo Sicario nooooo I worked so hard on that

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Whatsoever? Not at all?

no thinking?

Why do you think I like being told what to do so much~

Adreabhal wrote:Noooooo Sicario nooooo I worked so hard on that

Literally just another layer of spoiler

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Literally just another layer of spoiler

Only this time because it's suppressed it doesn't show up when you use rmb search

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Only this time because it's suppressed it doesn't show up when you use rmb search

Amogus

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

(Sus)

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Post by Socialistic Britain suppressed by Ardeyn.

Socialistic Britain

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Amogus

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:(Sus)

[spoiler=don't open this]

SUSSY AMOGUS?!?!? REAL!??!?! IMPOSTOR!?!?!

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Xerimerc

[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW; will be warning]

Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.

Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.

Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...

The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.

Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."

During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table.

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND EARS, KIDDIES; THIS PART UP UNTIL THE LAST LINE IS NSFW

This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.

Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.

He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.

He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.

"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.

Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice.[/spoiler]

Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]

Xerimerc

Dammit how do I add another layer of spoiler

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What if I did Imperial Commissar cosplay

On Halloween I might tell my parents I’m dressing up as a girl so they buy me feminine clothes

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:On Halloween I might tell my parents I’m dressing up as a girl so they buy me feminine clothes

4d chess

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:4d chess

I am incredibly smart

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

how dare you ardeyn >:(

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:On Halloween I might tell my parents I’m dressing up as a girl so they buy me feminine clothes

I'm scared of pretty women

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:I'm scared of pretty women

You wouldn’t be scared I’m ugly af fr

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:how dare you ardeyn >:(

Locked away never to be seen again

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:You wouldn’t be scared I’m ugly af fr

😡

-Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:Dammit how do I add another layer of spoiler

you can't

sadly :(

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Ardeyn wrote:I'm scared of pretty women

Sorry for terrorizing you Ardeyn

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:😡

What?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:you can't

sadly :(

What

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Sorry for terrorizing you Ardeyn

Sorry for party rocking

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:What

How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Sorry for terrorizing you Ardeyn

AA

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Ardeyn wrote:AA

AAA

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

I kill scream hate

Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

Average middle aged midwestern woman:

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I kill scream hate

Mansplain. Manipulate. Manifest.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:Mansplain. Manipulate. Manifest.

Wish I was a boy :/

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Wish I was a boy :/

Not really

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Wish I was a boy :/

Wish I was a girl :/

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Wish I was a girl :/

I wish boys or girls actually existed ://

Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-

Worship

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I wish boys or girls actually existed ://

I wish I actually existed (in the UK instead of the US) ://

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I wish I actually existed (in the UK instead of the US) ://

You’d be in range of JKR

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You’d be in range of JKR

Okay but here I’m in range of Uber-conservatives

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Okay but here I’m in range of Uber-conservatives

Canada is ranked one of the better places for people

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

And also… you’d be… British 🤮

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Canada is ranked one of the better places for people

Justin Trudeau

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:And also… you’d be… British 🤮

America is just rebellious Britain when you think about it

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

-Watermelon- wrote:America is just rebellious Britain when you think about it

Britain but not landlocked

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Britain but not landlocked

Are you having a stroke?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Britain but not landlocked

0-o

-Watermelon-

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