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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
No its not clear to everyone.
Kaltburg you forget to update Argentina
I will assume that he has about 1 million soldiers in contract service
Lemona
No.
He had over 100 million.
And because he left it gets lowered to 50 Million
Also nice only 25 million till a billion
that rhymes
no nation would maintain 50 million soldiers permanently
Lemona
Are we still going to attack elkone and alert?
If so, I can use it as a trade with vlaskal, he takes their territories, and I take my old territories in Africa
Lemona
Yes they would.
In this world they do.
For example Lkandrias troops being over 300 million and if he CTEd it would stay around that.
Also not to mention Free Quebec was a very advanced nation in technology
The reason Argentina was easily beat because Argentina had no military in the first place
probs
Probs?
Lemona
Probs Is probably
Slang
New-Union
Oh ok
Lemona
heavy fights for labrador city keep going
the army of Quebec is still holding the defense, but due to the massive missile attack on the general staff, they cannot group up and launch a counter attack
Elkoni pilots use this and launch missile attacks on fortified areas from a safe distance, but the strikes are not very accurate
Nevertheless, Quebec launched a counterattack in the western part of their country, the Elkoni troops retreat but attack from the air
Lemona
Oh great, a notification just arrived saying that the director of a bank here turned up dead inside the bank, i love how safe is Brazil
Lemona
Lol
America in some ways is just as safe, especially in Florida lol
well, yes, when its beneficial for you, the enemies have no strength, and when I want to capture someone from him more than 100 million personnel
Lemona
Lol
Lemona
50 million.
No Im not lying, Argentina was a pacificat nation and they had no military at all.
Just like NUCL.
New United Common-Lands
I remember peoples stats
in any case, I struck unexpectedly and killed a huge number of officers and generals so if I fail in the western part of Quebec I will capture the eastern one anyway
and I will share the rest with FaveNova
Lemona
Okay, firstly, name your territories
Lemona
Did you just?
🤦♂️
Striking unexpectedly wouldnt do much to a nation that is much stronger and had very high defense forces
how are they going to fight without commanders?
Lemona
I already sent you a telegram with a proposal
Lemona
They are called AI
And you have to rp battling them
If they are an AI from a former nation then whatever the stats they have remain
Military only gets slightly decreased.
You have to actually take this into account and see if you would be able to win or not.
In your case without additional help it is a no.
17:00 launch of more than 3,000 drones and 500 attack aircraft
as well as a huge number of paratroopers
the attack will be inflicted on the city of labladore city
in this case, I think to capture only the island of Newfoundland and Labrador as well as the island of Anticosti and at the same time capture the island of Nunavut
Lemona
Lemona
Elkonie
I will say something
I do kind of want Newfoundland and Labrador.
so I could help
Hm
because anti aircraft exist especially in a heavy defenses nation and they would not respond well to that
you oppose me and my ideas too often
Lemona
I vote for
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Thats because they are kinda trash :/
new found land and Labrador ist very important
I totally dont want it just because I like the flag and Labrador retrievers are from there
I will shoot down any attack crafts TRESPASSING in my territory! If you guys cannot respect the boundaries of another sovereign nation, then i am not having it!
Lemona
I can give you a couple of dogs from there
Lemona
can I fly mein planes over your territory please uwu
what if I payed 20 trillion dogecoins
and military supplies
:/ do I have permission to fly my attack planes through your nation and totally not spy on all the nations in europe?
Lemona
the problem is that after this war, I wanted to take complete neutrality and sell my possessions in Siberia, so our plans diverge
Lemona
Hmmmm
I just want to be Switzerland
Lemona
Your military is in Quebec, right?
Lemona
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Elkonie
you want an island or land on a continent, I just don't understand you well
Lemona
Lemona
Yes
Lemona
Yo can I buy 400 rail guns and 800 BVCS?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Rails guns from fortnite
am Empire land hungry
Great!
neo union boats block the way back to elkonie, trapping their military in quebec
Lemona
Yeah he sold railguns to Elkonie so
Lemona
TeamPizza is wondering what New-union is doing
Lemona
https://youtube.com/shorts/VTSRSNpxtP4?feature=share
and so i still have rockets and also i dont care about your troops i have a lot of ships there and they will come out when they want
Neo-union aircraft launch an attack on elkone ships off the American coast, despite having casualties, the aircraft destroy some elkone ships
Did you send the right link?
business my friend
TeamPizza pirates jump in and destroy some elkone ships
Lemona
Ok then
Lemona
missiles are preparing to launch despite the war with Quebec about 100 fighters take off from aircraft carriers 1 and 5 the fleet is ready to strike with anti-ship missiles
Lemona
TeamPizza attack planes shoot down the most of the fighter jets
Lemona
I declare war on you
Lemona, Elkonie
Nice
Lemona
the fleet is leaving the coastal waters, the missiles are still on edge, but the elkoni is not going to fire
Lemona
I don't want to miss too many ships so....
Reconnaissance planes locate elkone's main fleet
Fires a nuclear missile at the fleet location
Lemona
You have pirates too?
Noice.
Lemonan boats and troops mobilize along with their air force.
They head straight towards Newfoundland and Labrador.
Pirates begin to release and head towards Elkonie too
Upon the news that Adert joined the war planes begin to head towards them by taking off from Flanders, riding through the Baltic, going through Brenden and after that head towards the two.
More food
In lemona, you don't eat lemons, lemons eat you
Lemona
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Lemona
TeamPizzan pirates and fighter jets go back to TeamPizza but fortify the coast
Lemona, Xerimerc
lol
a huge number of anti-aircraft guns open fire on the air fleet elkoni gives the green light to take off to all drones on its territory, which is about 7000 drones
Lemona
Death Drones ride out and troops jump out of planes. Some jump out of the boats and scream running with blades and a shield, some with guns.
I vote for
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Send 1 drone to the elkone's territory
Lemona
Lemona
I made death drones a bit ago
They are like mini Death Star
They size of drones
And have 10 times the power
They can take down a war ship with one shot
And I was selling them
100,000 aircraft and more Death drones take off after Adert planes and drones.
The drone arrives at enough range, it explodes causing a magnetic electrical pulse that knocks out 67% of the elkone's drones.
Lemona
2000 TeamPizza aircrafts take off to Adert along with 3,000 drones
Lemona
So what happened while I was sleeping my stupid rmb button wont work but the button to go to the region page will.
Im very confused.
I offer peace because soldiers with blades and shields are too tough for this life did not prepare me
Lemona
Teampizzan paratroopers drop in to Adert territory
Peace is you and the alert being totally dominated by the vlaskal
Lemona
Teampizza accepts the peace offer and moves all soldiers and boats near Elkonie back to the Teampizzan coast
Lemona
yesssssssssssss
blades and shields are totally not what we have been doing since WW2 the Catalonian War
Dominated lol
Elkoni planes continue to fight in the sky
and several drones are preparing to launch torpedoes to the shores of Neu Union
missiles are also launched at the fleet of all hostile countries, many ships are destroyed and thousands of people can no longer be returned
Lemona
Upon hearing a fleet of missiles belong launched to the Mainland, anti missile defense system begins to activate and take down the missiles, launching some back at them.
Lemona
oh lol
Ignore what I said then
But peace treaty means I get Newfoundland and Labrador and 2 trillion dollars
Question: do you have nuke shields?
Lemona
I do!
Post self-deleted by New-Union.
I know you do.
Also what are the sides in this war
Lemona
i can provide that but i just want you to answer one question
Lemona
Elkonie and Adert VS New-union, TeamPizza, and I
But war is end soon
oki doki
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