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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Last week some Mormons from the US tried to convert me on the high street, I was like Lol you picked the wrong guy to talk to here.
It was actually really intriguing I was perfectly polite but yeah Lol. They tried to sign me up for their newsletter thingy xD
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
as a Christian I can say, I strongly dislike the Mormons
New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
There is two Protestant churches that I strongly dislike
the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints or the morons
and Jehovah witnesses
both go door to door
Both suck
Both show signs of cult like behavior
New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We have a Mormon thats going to be a coach for upward basketball at my church this year
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Teampizza is an atheist but according to what hes told me hes related to mormons
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Oof
Anyways wanna crusade the holy lands
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why does it look that the holy lands are now located on other planet where denmark should be
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Whaaaaa
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Utah moment
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemme go check this data
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Unitah
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Every now and then a person will try to convince me to let Jesus guide me in life
And its just a cult
They sometimes set up a little stand outside my school
Which is illegal
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mormon=bad
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
vegemite tastes good with bread
but i have no bread..
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i crave the savory elixir of coffee in the middle of the night
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
football is coming home
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm already listening to the obligatory football songs like "it's coming home" and "the world in motion" before the world cup
[sub]this year's gonna be a fun one[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
random Kaidia noises
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I just had to play as France in my schools World Cup 🤮
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Argentina in mine
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Also it was 20 degrees Fahrenheit
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Cronch
Eating an apple while having sleepy time underwarmblanketsuwu
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
oh god
I'm
I'm so sorry
Your dignity shall be missed
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
my dignity is long gone
i will have my revenge someday, tamara, someday...
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
you could say
it went rome
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The grass was frozen
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
if anybody asks about this, you're not going to get a pretty story
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sheesh
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Tell
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I ask
Lemona, Xerimerc
i'd have to on discord, the mods would probably execute me for what i'd say
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
well looks like I'll have to wait
School gives no breaks
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Gimme a telegram
Lemona, Xerimerc
me too
Lemona, Xerimerc
NEW
FEMBOYFISHING
THING
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/LkBuy4wkDxM
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
dont do this, actually a bannable comment.
Im still salty about England losing 😭
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Aren't we all..
Btw that player grabbing the other guys shirt and yanking him back should have been punished >:(
[sub] seriouslyidontrememberitbeingpunished[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmm
you have piqued my interest
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
britain
can me get some equipment and supplies please :)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes :)
The British government sends supplies such as military equipment and food from the Albion colony to Kaidia, defended heavily incase of attacks from Enemies.
Its expected to arrive in Kaidia within a day.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidia opens it's Sea Trade Route through the Gaian English Channel, but implements a new version of the Mainland Defense System. Kaidia will continue to expand it's borders for military and science research.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I cannot
If i die then ill be revealed
But am a sp-
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
mnah im bored
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UFzPScy14NI
this man brings me joy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Genetics has betrayed me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidian Ships have exited the Kaidian-controlled Gaian English Channel.
The ships seem to hold cargo down south towards Africa.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The ships arrived in one of the ports in Xerian Africa.
The ships drop off normal looking metal.
The ships take off with crates filled with some kind of paperweight material.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I still haven't written the nuke thing..
Ah, I'm too tired.
Xerimerc
Floss
Xerimerc, Kaidia
What
Lemona, Xerimerc
Aa I want to crawl out of my flesh meat and hide in a hole
Lemona, Kaidia
You got a shovel?
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
Lemona, Kaidia
throws shovel violently
Dig up a hole and hide in it.
Lemona, Xerimerc
blasts Christmas music
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thankiiii now I can hide from the world and the horrible people that live in it :D
Lemona, Kaidia
but you are with yourself
You must hide your soul from your body
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Elaborate
Lemona, Kaidia
No elaboration needed
You must think
Separate the soul and body
Become two
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemony that sounds like an even worse idea than what I'm already doing
Lemona, Kaidia
Xeri you lack understanding and competence
Xerimerc, Kaidia
):<
Explain then
Lemona, Kaidia
This shouldnt need explaining
Xerimerc, Kaidia
But I want explaining
Lemona I'm not good at understanding people cmon
Lemona, Kaidia
hegahzb
Xerimerc, Kaidia
IT HASNT EVEN PASSED THANKSGIVING
PLEASE STOP
Lemona, Xerimerc
;w; [sub]whyareyoumeantomeinthiswayIjustwantedexplanationofyourmeaningmybrainworkydiffrenIneedmoreexplenation[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
it has here
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
WAagoodnightxewisgonagogetsleepyd
Lemona, Kaidia
NOMINICIA!!!!!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Back
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
War RP?
Lemona, Xerimerc
kaidia this is you daily reminder that I dont care if you do it or not
And also you weekly reminded that you dont have nuke shields
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Alright
2 Titans have been deployed to the front for support.
The tanks in Fort Enstra and the forest have advanced with troops hiding behind.
Only 150 drones have been deployed for support as well.
Lemona, Xerimerc
The Stompers placed in locations prove effective, smashing troops and tanks to pieces.
Stomper-001, otherwise known by the nickname Dusk, spots a giant mech.
It is thought to be the new Titans from Kaidia.
Dusk begins fire. Launching rockets at the Titan, and it calls for drones and ground drones to help.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I need a better name for the ground drones
theyre basically war-bots but controlled by someone in a secure base.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemonan Scientists, Engineers, and high ranking military officials begin to work together once again to create a new piece of equipment.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Among the dust in the battlefield, one giant titan stands out.
The arm on the Titan reads "DT-3694."
The Titan's blue eyes shine the retreating troops and tanks.
Lemona, Xerimerc
The Commander of Dusk wonders why the Titan isnt doing anything. The Commander, named Albus Caesar, decides to activate a special ability of Dusk.
As he presses a glowing button, the blinding core of Dusk begins to glow even more. Albus puts on a protective mask, as a blinding light that burns ones eye is emitted.
Albus hopes this wont let the Titan see until it goes away.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
DT-3694 stops for a moment, until the eyes turn yellow for a second.
The Titan activates his minigun, which creates a big whoosh sound, and begins shooting at Dusk's joints.
A soldier exits DT-3694's head and retreats, but DT-3694 is still functional.
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The energy shield around Dusk protects it from the gun fire. Dusk fires lasers at the soldier, hoping to kill it.
While Dusk does this, Albus realizes that the shield is beginning to wear off.
Just in time though, a fleet of drones begin to rain hell fire on the Titan.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
DT-3694 kneels down in the rain fire, but another Titan labelled "EK-4102" activates a shield that stops all bullets from hitting DT-3694 and reflects the bullets once the shield energy runs out.
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Dusk fires a missile at the two Titans. The Aerial drones begin to fly back south towards the Hochlands, but then head down towards the ground.
They begin to fire at the Titans from the floor.
Ground Drones are released and fire at the Titans, but soon begin to hide and dig holes.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
EK uses his deflect shield to redirect the missile to Dusk.
Soldiers from the nearby forest run through in hoping getting through Dusk.
Rocketmen and DT fire Anti-Titan rockets at Dusk.
Drones surround Dusk and fire.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona
I love how we're focusing on the mech battle while it's hell around them.
Lemona, Xerimerc
there are probably soldiers screaming form bullets raining on them and there eyes being blinded
Xerimerc, Kaidia
or soldiers hiding in the trees like cowards
Lemona, Xerimerc
Majority of the drones are knocked down by Lemonan Drones, though they do suffer high casualties.
In the background, a Lemonan sniper loads his rifle, and points at the the head of a rocket man.
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The rifle fires, sending a bullet at a Kaidia rocket man.
The sniper ducks underneath cover for safety.
Ground drones run into the forest and begin to shoot at anything that moves.
In the midst, a second Stomper, this one nicknamed Dawn, Dusks twin Stomper, both made in the same factory at the same time.
Dawn, slightly smaller and much faster than Dusk, pulls out a blade and a shield and begins to run towards the Titans, before leaping into the air.
Dusk jumps as well, use its hind legs to push it up.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Ground Drones find many Kaidia troops trying to hide in the trees, and note how bad they are at hide and seek.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Dawn is basically backup for Dusk
Xerimerc, Kaidia
In a flash, PR-7991 blocks Dawn's attack, but struggles all the way.
DT fires more missiles at Dusk
EK teams up with DT to fire missiles at EK's shield, and redirect them at Dusk.
Dawn is being distracted by PR
Lemona, Xerimerc
The soldiers begin playing hide and seek tag with the drones once they found that the drones were following them.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Dawn uses its hind legs and thrusts full power into PR, thrusting its blade into the head of PR.
Dusk barely blocks off the missiles, with its left leg damaged. It pulls off a mechanical blade of its hip and begins to slash at EK and DT.
With Dusks Energy Shield wearing off, it pulls off the actual shield off its back, and begins to use that too.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
One drone accidentally touches a soldier too hard and thrusts the soldier into a nearby tree, knocking him unconscious, but not dead. Barely alive.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
PR's eye flash, but they push their head to remove the sword, and runs to the forest.
EK and DT look at each other, when two soldiers that look like their "Pilots" enter, and look at Dusk.
They begin using all they can to defeat Dusk.
Dawn is being hit by Rocketmen behind a light shield.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Why we focusing on one soldier?
Fast moving drones appear on the battlefield that move close to any Lemonan enemy and explodes.
These are Bombing Suicidal Drones (BSDs).
Lemona, Xerimerc
Dawn barely survives the rockets, her agility and shield protecting her. She chases after PR as fast as she can, her commander hoping to end the Titan.
Dusk is aided by a rather bulky drone, that fires missiles at DT and EK
lol I almost said DK and ET
Xerimerc, Kaidia
EK's shield deflects most of the missiles from the drone.
DT's minigun starts steaming and fires bullets that explode on impact.
PR runs to Fort Enstra for repair, and to trick Dawn into getting near the Kaidian Defenses.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.