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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
ThatÂ’s what BrendenE had.
Socialistic Britain
Oh, did not actually know that
Lemona
"There is not. Once you sort out your passport, you may return."
The guard would stamp a prominent "Denied" onto Jones' entry visa, which is with the passport. He would be sent away.
"NEXT!"
(Now I want to see a Socialistic Britain-patented comic about this)
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
(I now definitely will make a socialistic Britain-patented comic about this, thanks)
(And I might turn jones into an actual character in my nation)
Lemona
I think we need to either re-write the constitution, or make a mass overhaul, because the current government is not following the provisions of the constitution.
Lemona
How about we just get rid of the constitution? Anarchy!
No, but for real, the legislature is called the Parliament instead of the constitutional name, “Senate” which is only a minor problem.
However, I believe no minister in the current government has been approved.
Today's BFL matches are done, this round's results will be revealed shortly.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
wdym
you werenÂ’t here when they voted.
infact I was only 3 days away from being in that
IÂ’d also like to add the Deputy Prime Minister is supposed to be Chair of the Senate.
Lemona
Ok, Washington Federation wasnÂ’t.
Lemona
eh who cares
oooooo
hahah Triangola take that xd
To change that wouldÂ’ve required an amendment. Which didnÂ’t happen. We need to write a more followed and efficient constitution.
Lemona
Me, because if they can put a person in office without following the constitutionÂ’s provisions, what other constitutional provisions can they not follow?
your boring
Are my conclusions wrong?
I got a constitution:
We have a government!
F@!k yeah
Do we need to explain it?
Pff no just learn easily.
Yes, or else is will probably turn into anarchy or a dictatorship.
Wait, should the comic be countryballs or just regular humans?
Lemona
oh i mixed it up oops lol haha
Lemona
i didnt mean to do that sorry lol
Lemona
time to fix it.
Lemona
only one in the government rn that might start one is Ardeyn.
Furries
Lemona no
Lemona
probably idk idc
countryballs are better than humans. just for all of humanity, donÂ’t make it countryhumans.
Lemona
yes :)
🙂
furries
Oh yea, I forgot about countryhumans
Lemona
LEMONA NO
Lemona
NO NO NO
THOSE DIRTY TRASH BEINGS THAT SHOULDNT EXIST IF YOU DO THAT YOU ARE GETTING BANNED FROM LIFE
Socialistic Britain
I prefer countryballs
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
furries
Sicario Mercenary Corps would agree
Socialistic Britain
Lemona please I beg stop with the furries
Lemona
Post by Lemona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
Post by Lemona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
When you donÂ’t have someone on the listÂ
Lemona
yeah who cares
Stop mass tagging, please.
Lemona
STOP NUCL THATS NOT NICE STOP >:(
New United Common-Lands
Now now, no need for accusations
Lemona
yes mair
New United Common-Lands
youÂ’ve committed pretty terrible war crimes
Could we have games played on the spreadsheet too? Thanks!
Lemona
First, the BritÂ’s are awake, second
why?
i mean it doesnÂ’t do anything but add +1 to the notices bar
Lemona
Okay... it's more just for when like 10 people quote that message
Lemona
WHO DARE SUMMON ME FROM MY DRAWING CHAMBERS
Lemona
XD
Socialistic Britain
Because
Lemona
We need a papers please style drawing from the RMB discussions between Socialistic Britain and Washington Fed then it can be on our next Newspaper
Lemona
Anyway time to get back to drawing that comic while of course listening to the glorious papers please thems
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Writers are wanted for The next Social Reformer btw...
Lemona
What about the citrus war
New United Common-Lands
Oh, nice idea
By the way, for the comic, should we have me and the Washington fed wearing masks of the countries in papers please?
Like for instance Washington fed wearing a mask with the Arztotzka flag and me with the obristan flag?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I will use your dispatch btw Lemona
Lemona
Okay IÂ’m gonna add on to it so wait a bit
New United Common-Lands
You should make a countryballs Citrus War. The Oranges won! Just like I said!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yes you need your flag on the guy that keeps coming back to the border checkpoint and washington fed on the board guard. you should be able to take stuff from the game pretty easily.
Lemona
Technically the Lemons won, the oranges were on our side.
Basically the Ormons
What was the result of the poll?
Lemona
Oranges, then Lemons, then Lime, and other and grapefruit tied I believe.
I call it an Ormon victory
New United Common-Lands
You talking about that one guy that says you don't need a passport to enter Arztotzka or something?
Also I was gonna do the comic as countryballs so uh
Not sure
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yes that one guy that keep coming back Lol
Sounds good tho that will be a cool drawing
Lemona
What do you think left a bigger impact out of all the RP? The Citrus Wars and the aftermath, Map Claims, Soccer Tournament, or the small rp that was a bit small but definitely still spoken about.
Socialistic Britain
Just an idea for a poll after the current one is finished.
[spoiler=Ich Bin Soldat] Ich bin Soldat, doch bin ich es nicht gerne
Als ich es ward, hat man mich nicht gefragt
Man riss mich fort, hinein in die Kaserne
Gefangen ward ich, wie ein Wild gejagt
Ja, von der Heimat, von des Liebchens Herzen
Musst ich hinweg und von der Freunde Kreis
Denk ich daran, fühl ich der Wehmut Schmerzen
Fühl in der Brust des Zornes Glut so heiß
Ich bin Soldat, doch nur mit Widerstreben
Ich lieb ihn nicht, den blauen Königsrock
Ich lieb es nicht, das blut'ge Waffenleben
Mich zu verteid'gen wär genug ein Stock
Oh sagt mir an, wozu braucht ihr Soldaten?
Ein jedes Volk liebt Ruh und Frieden nur
Allein aus Herrschsucht und dem Volk zum Schaden
Lasst ihr zertreten, ach, die gold'ne Flur!
Ich bin Soldat, muss Tag und Nacht marschieren
Statt an der Arbeit, muss ich Posten steh'n
Statt in der Freiheit, muss ich salutieren
Und muss den Hochmut frecher Burschen seh'n.
Und geht's ins Feld, so muss ich Brüder morden
Von denen keiner mir zuleid was tat
Dafür als Krüppel trag ich Band und Orden
Und hungernd ruf ich dann: Ich war Soldat!
Ihr Brüder all, ob Deutsche, ob Franzosen
Ob Ungarn, Dänen, ob vom Niederland
Ob grün, ob rot, ob blau, ob weiß die Hosen
Gebt euch statt Blei zum Gruß die Bruderhand!
Auf, lasst zur Heimat uns zurück marschieren
Von den Tyrannen unser Volk befrei'n
Denn nur Tyrannen müssen Kriege führen
Soldat der Freiheit will ich gerne sein
Soldat der Freiheit will ich gerne sein[/spoiler]
Socialistic Britain
Good bye IÂ’m gonna be gone for a few hours for Easter!
Easter
Socialistic Britain, Platafoma
For anybody interested, I'll post progress of the comic in the discord.
Lemona, Platafoma
Before I go, I donÂ’t have discord
and also
[spoiler=even sadder German song from WW1] Wo alle Straßen enden
Hört unser Weg nicht auf
Wohin wir uns auch wenden
Die Zeit nimmt ihren Lauf
Das Herz verbrannt
Im Schmerz verbannt
So ziehen wir verloren durch das graue Niemandsland
Vielleicht kehrt von uns keiner mehr zurück ins Heimatland
Zu Vater, Mutter, Schwester
Geht einzig unser Sinn
Beim Kanonenorchester
Hier gibt es kein' Gewinn
Hauptmann befiehl!
Auf, ran ans Ziel!
So geben wir in Treue für den Kaiser unser Blut,
Im blutigen Gewitter der verfluchten Franzmannbrut.
Die Feldpost ist verschollen
Der Schlamm ist knöcheltief
Man isst nur Wurzelknollen
Es riecht der Leichen Mief
Wir sind verlor´n
Im Wind erfror´n
Herzliebste, uns schon trennt bereits ein ganzes langes Jahr,
Doch auch im Osten braucht es Schutz vor wilder Russenschar
Die Wolken zieh'n nach Osten,
Und Dörfer steh'n in Brand,
Wir durften jung schon kosten
Des Todes bitt're Hand
Verbrannt das Land
In Hand nur Sand
Die Augen flackern angsterfüllt vom grauenvollen Krieg
Ob ich bald wie die and'ren jung im kühlen Grabe lieg?
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
So geh ich auf und nieder
beschau die Leichenschar,
Die gestern um die Stunde
Gesund und munter war.
Wer weiß wohin?
So heiß, der Sinn!
Wer weiß wie lange noch für mich die helle Sonne scheint
Ich weiß nur, wenn ich sterb´ um mich die brave Mutter weint.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.[/spoiler]
Ah shame, but once I finish the comic, I'll put it in a Factbook
Also wasn't that song apparently a fake or something?
If it isn't, then oh god
Lemona
I would like to lay claim to some more land. I want the western part of northern Germany and the Netherlands. Also a bit more of northern Russia
Lemona
I might make more claims Tomorrow
Maybe
Probably
Lemona
Regional Government & Regional Parliament Update
Dear all,
As per the recent approval of the Speaker of the House Act, by six votes to zero, Ardeyn has been appointed as Speaker of the House and will begin the process of re-vamping our Parliament, alongside their current duties as Minister of Domestic Affairs.
We currently have 7 Members of Parliament,
[Spoiler=Members of Parliament]
[list][*]Aya Democratic Republic - DSP - Prime Minister
[*]New United Common-Lands - SAP - Deputy Prime Minister/WA Delegate
[*]Lkandria - SAP
[*]The Washington Federation - SLP - Minister of Culture
[*]Brendene - FMP - Deputy Minister of Defense
[*]Mr Government - GCP
[*]Lemona - EPP[/list][/spoiler]
We are appealing to new nations interested to join Parliament to sign up here; https://forms.gle/efXfZ5yx9QS5K1pBA
We are looking for new members of parliament who meet the following criteria.
[Spoiler=Membership requirements][list]1. Be a member of the WA; unless a member of the TRTHNBB Liberation Division with a defender puppet, or another valid reason for non-WA membership is given to the Speaker.
2. Complete the Parliament application form.
3. Be an active member of our community.
[/list][/spoiler]
This means we can kickstart active parliamentary RP within the region. Furthermore, we welcome any proposals for new bills all details can be found on Ardeyn's dispatch
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573
Any questions be sure to telegram Ardeyn or New United Common-Lands
Kind regards
WA Delegate, Deputy Prime Minister
Ardeyn, Lemona
Round 6 of Matches - Results
Sanders Conference
1st: Dashing Does FC (11)
2nd: Peanteom Ghouls FC (9)
3rd: Greater Drussi FC (9)
7th: Wash. Fed. FC (6)
8th: New-Union FC (6)
4th: BrendenPuppies FC (6)
6th: União Esportiva FC (5)
5th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (5)
Dogger Conference
1st: Common Land Utd. (8)
2nd: Danobia FC (8)
3rd: FC Huye (7)
4th: The Government's FC (6)
5th: Vlaskanese FF (6)
6th: Ard. Nat. FC (6)
7th: Lemonan Citruses SC (6)
8th: Triangolan FC (5)
(Ties broken by goal average. The tie between New United Common-Lands and Danobia, due to sharing a goal average of 1 each, is broken by seeding)
New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
Dogger conference proving to be very close competition so far!
Lemona
Costra Estil is very likely competing for the Sanders Conference in the 4/20 match, but who knows who will represent the Dogger Conference.
New United Common-Lands
*fingers crossed*! Up the commoners!
Lemona
My team here is like my FIFA 21 team. We usually win by a lot against bad teams and lose close against good teams. The results are mixed against average teams.
New United Common-Lands
seeing that my nation's name was in a suppressed post by the funny lemon sniffer, ima say that it was an attempt to summon everyone
Lemona
yes
Vlaskal
Ya know I could summon everyone
Vlaskal
Pepperdine pizza
seasoning pizza
what the pizza
Vlaskal
Lemona has had an economic boom
Vlaskal
why do I wanna hear a person that inhaled radioactive crack from Chornobyl scream/screech all of a sudden?
Lemona
because your weird
Vlaskal
summon summon summon summon summon summon summon summon
Lemona
yeahhhhh
Post by Lemona suppressed by The Washington Federation.
We gonna start simple, so I donÂ’t get banned.
Also do not quote this unless you want summoning ritual which has 1 day cooldown
[spoiler=so it doesnÂ’t cover everything]
New United Common-Lands that was scary wrighting
IÂ’m tired, IÂ’m done.
sorry if your name is on here.
maybe donÂ’t be online as much.
[/spoiler]
DonÂ’t blame me blame Vlaskal.
thanks Washington
Anyways donÂ’t quote that and blame vlaskal he made me do it
I wouldnÂ’t have done it but he said too
"he"? tf how dare you assume my gender, I'm clearly an m22 rotary grenade launcher
thatÂ’s too hard to say
me canÂ’t speak hard langige
uwu
Lemona
when is the next football/soccer game?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
FBI OPEN UP
mexico
Vlaskal
The next 4 are tomorrow, and your game against Lemona (how convenient) is on the 19th
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Night yall
Vlaskal
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.