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Lkandria wrote:Economy should play a large part in my opinion. Like Kadia should be in a complete economic collapse cause they have a fleet of 210 ships with an economy of only 47 trillion. I think that the limit on non military craft should be much higher so people can have more cause they wouldn’t have big guns and nuclear missiles on board their ships while military ships would making military ships very expensive

I think quality of ships should be based of SA, amount by economy, and if you can have them by policies

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Most of them are just docked

You still have to maintain them

You still have to maintain a car or a boat, even if it's not in active use

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:You still have to maintain them

You still have to maintain a car or a boat, even if it's not in active use

Is that why my car exploded?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Is that why my car exploded?

No, that was me

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:You still have to maintain them

You still have to maintain a car or a boat, even if it's not in active use

looks at Lemona with 1 billion dollars

Lemona, Xerimerc

https://youtu.be/XbuVYOjJ3SU

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:looks at Lemona with 1 billion dollars

Hand over that money and I will get workin!

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Hand over that money and I will get workin!

Nah

I'll just use the best of my men's ability to maintain them which might not work.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Spaghetti time boys

Dinner is ready

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Nah

I'll just use the best of my men's ability to maintain them which might not work.

-_-

Xerimerc, Kaidia

^w^

Lemona, Kaidia

Does anyone else do a headroll when they taste something sour or when they pee?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Does anyone else do a headroll when they taste something sour or when they pee?

I roll my head all the time for no reason beyond the occasional spontaneous compulsion to do so

Lemona, Kaidia

Ok time to actually leave

Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Ok time to actually leave

NooouuU

Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I think quality of ships should be based of SA, amount by economy, and if you can have them by policies

No. You shouldn’t be able to get them from issues. Issues are non canon

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I think quality of ships should be based of SA, amount by economy, and if you can have them by policies

But other than that I agree

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:I would normally argue with "I have smaller ships in the fleet!", but you have a good point.

Then again, I paid Lemona to build them for me.

You still have to maintain them, arm them when they use ammo, staff them with people, etc.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:You still have to maintain them, arm them when they use ammo, staff them with people, etc.

Have to be reasonable

Makes sense

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Have to be reasonable

Makes sense

Sicariosicariosicariohaigivemeattention

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Sicariosicariosicariohaigivemeattention

HAI *patpatpatpatpat*

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

I don’t want to read my school book

Is many words

Xeri you should read it for me

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

*starts munching on some drywall*

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:HAI *patpatpatpatpat*

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:HAI *patpatpatpatpat*

YASS*hugspats*

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I don’t want to read my school book

Is many words

Xeri you should read it for me

mmmwhichone

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:YASS*hugspats*

mmmwhichone

The invisible man

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*starts munching on some drywall*

Yummy

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Yummy

*crunch*

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Think about hoffnung cipher. Its all because of borders, and the policemen at Home Depot stopping me from eating the drywall

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*starts munching on some drywall*

Ive monched on drywall veri tasti

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:No. You shouldn’t be able to get them from issues. Issues are non canon

You should require the policy that gives you a space organization thing

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Ive monched on drywall veri tasti

I once ate half a book

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I once ate half a book

Impressive

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

It's a trap!

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:It's a trap!

Astolfo moment

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Impressive

i once ate and entire d!ck

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i once ate and entire d!ck

Like that time you chomped mine? :0

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Astolfo moment

exactly

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Like that time you chomped mine? :0

exactly

yaes that was pleasing

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i once ate and entire d!ck

[REDACTED IN ORDER TO REMAIN NOT BANNED]

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i once ate and entire d!ck

Xerimerc wrote:Like that time you chomped mine? :0

exactly

Pinevilla wrote:yaes that was pleasing

Pinevilla

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Location: Emperors Palace, Lars City, Lkandria

Emperor Lars is getting ready for the annual military parade

“Emperor, the parade is ready to start. Are you ready to stand at the balcony?”, asks Botan Korhonen, Security Director of the Emperors Palace

“I am, ready”, replies Lars

Botan begins to leave the room

“Botan”, says Lars

Botan turns around

“When was a time you felt uneasy about something, anything”, asks Lars

“Erm, when I was deployed during the counter terrorism operations in Central Asia”, responds Botan. “I must ask, why do you ask such a question?”

“I feel uneasy Boten. There have been rumors of deviants up north. What worries me most is the fact they have been reported in Lkandria Proper. Lkandria Proper. Home of all Lkandrians that have ever existed. I would’ve expected deviants in the colonies but at home, never”

“Would you like an increase of Palace security?”, asks Botan

“I do not think that will be necessary”, Lars says

Lars walks to the window and looks out at the great city. He seems oddly calm

“Hmph. Today is going to be history, Botan”, Lars says

Outside on the sidewalk people are getting ready to the see the military parade. That is interrupted by the sound of a window shattering. People gaze upwards to the sound and see a palace window is shattered

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:yaes that was pleasing

o///o

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:[REDACTED IN ORDER TO REMAIN NOT BANNED]

Whatashame

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Location: Emperors Palace, Lars City, Lkandria

Emperor Lars is getting ready for the annual military parade

“Emperor, the parade is ready to start. Are you ready to stand at the balcony?”, asks Botan Korhonen, Security Director of the Emperors Palace

“I am, ready”, replies Lars

Botan begins to leave the room

“Botan”, says Lars

Botan turns around

“When was a time you felt uneasy about something, anything”, asks Lars

“Erm, when I was deployed during the counter terrorism operations in Central Asia”, responds Botan. “I must ask, why do you ask such a question?”

“I feel uneasy Boten. There have been rumors of deviants up north. What worries me most is the fact they have been reported in Lkandria Proper. Lkandria Proper. Home of all Lkandrians that have ever existed. I would’ve expected deviants in the colonies but at home, never”

“Would you like an increase of Palace security?”, asks Botan

“I do not think that will be necessary”, Lars says

Lars walks to the window and looks out at the great city. He seems oddly calm

“Hmph. Today is going to be history, Botan”, Lars says

Outside on the sidewalk people are getting ready to the see the military parade. That is interrupted by the sound of a window shattering. People gaze upwards to the sound and see a palace window is shattered

can you send those shattered glass pieces?

I require them to feed the starving little children

Xerimerc, Kaidia

[sub]ihungerforheadscratches[/sub]

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Whatashame

You all are noobs

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You all are noobs

;w;

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

I have EXPERIENCE in these matters

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

O, Algorithm gods

https://youtu.be/YuJpekKp9wA

why

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

theyrewatchingme

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

happy stomach noises

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:happy stomach noises

Want some shortbread cookies?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Rica Nardis wrote:Want some shortbread cookies?

eh whatever

i'll send it to my people in a charity event

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:eh whatever

i'll send it to my people in a charity event

YES OR NO.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Rica Nardis wrote:YES OR NO.

im pretty sure i said yes in that sentence, but yes

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Pinevilla

lemona can you slap me

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.

Pinevilla wrote:lemona can you slap me

Rips your nose off

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Rips your nose off

ok thats fine ill just grow a new one

thank you sir

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:ok thats fine ill just grow a new one

thank you sir

:D

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote::D

good lemon

lemon is friend

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:im pretty sure i said yes in that sentence, but yes

Ok

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:lemona can you slap me

Ayo?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Rica Nardis wrote:Ayo?

Rica shut you’re dirty minded mouth up

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Rica Nardis wrote:Ok

Thank you :D

Your help won't go unappreciated by the people

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:good lemon

lemon is friend

reflects recent events

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:reflects recent events

*while taking sips of hot chocolate

Lemona, Xerimerc

ok time to play game

seeya

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:reflects recent events

I did some sh!t

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Rica Nardis wrote:Ayo?

rica shut your mouth before i make up something to get you banned

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Rica shut you’re dirty minded mouth up

Ok

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Breaking News - Live on News Channel K-7

A cruise missile from unknown origins has hit one of the new power plants in Akorrda made by Aventech. The cruise missile has killed 39 and injured 61 people. The site is now a crumbled foundation with some parts of the plant still left.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

In a frenzy, the ships quickly send a bunch of information to the Lemonan government about what is going on.

Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:For our next edition of the Social Reformer our Regional newspaper the winner will be announced! Also, If there are anymore submissions it is still technically open too.

I hate the scary story contest and this region and InterLeft’s ignorance for due dates

It said on the 31st

I rushed it

I hate everyone who made one after the due date now too

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Breaking News - Live on News Channel K-7

A cruise missile from unknown origins has hit one of the new power plants in Akorrda made by Aventech. The cruise missile has killed 39 and injured 61 people. The site is now a crumbled foundation with some parts of the plant still left.

we just gonna ignore it?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Tuesday, November 29th, 2022, 14:00, Rome, Lemona.

___________________

A crowd prepares outside the Capitol Building.

The Emperor will soon make a speech.

___________________

Charles walks up the Podium.

He begins to speak.

“It has come to my attention that the Nation of Lkandria has set claim to the Star System of Alpha Centauri. Through our investigations, we have seen these claims our relatively false.

Thus, officially, Lemona denounces the Lkandrians claims.

We ask our allies and any nation hoping to end this nations tyrannic rule of its people and the fear it causes among other to follow suite.

Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your favor.”

The Emperor steps down, while the crowd erupts into cheers and roars.

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Breaking News - Live on News Channel K-7

A cruise missile from unknown origins has hit one of the new power plants in Akorrda made by Aventech. The cruise missile has killed 39 and injured 61 people. The site is now a crumbled foundation with some parts of the plant still left.

Rica Nardisian Helicopters drop off rescue crews to try to find any Survivors

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:we just gonna ignore it?

What kind of power plant

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:What kind of power plant

electric

simple power plant with no nuclear stuff

bad for the city life, ya know?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:electric

simple power plant with no nuclear stuff

bad for the city life, ya know?

Coal?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Breaking News - Live on News Channel K-7

A cruise missile from unknown origins has hit one of the new power plants in Akorrda made by Aventech. The cruise missile has killed 39 and injured 61 people. The site is now a crumbled foundation with some parts of the plant still left.

Hmm. I didn’t launch that.

Someones doing something without me

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Tuesday, November 29th, 2022, 14:00, Rome, Lemona.

___________________

A crowd prepares outside the Capitol Building.

The Emperor will soon make a speech.

___________________

Charles walks up the Podium.

He begins to speak.

“It has come to my attention that the Nation of Lkandria has set claim to the Star System of Alpha Centauri. Through our investigations, we have seen these claims our relatively false.

Thus, officially, Lemona denounces the Lkandrians claims.

We ask our allies and any nation hoping to end this nations tyrannic rule of its people and the fear it causes among other to follow suite.

Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your favor.”

The Emperor steps down, while the crowd erupts into cheers and roars.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2022, 8:10 PM, Novum Roma, Pinevilla.

___________________

In a response to Emperor Charles' calls for opposition to Lkandria's claim to Alpha Centauri, Head of the Regency Council for King Jacques II, Marcie Devalieur, makes a televised speech.

"People of Pinevilla. it has come to my attention that our former enemies in Lemona have called for a united front against Lkandria's claims in Alpha Centauri. Our own investigations confirm their theory that these claims are false.

Due to this, Pinevilla will not recognize any Lkandrian expansion in Alpha Centauri.

We stand with our Lemonan friends and call on other nations, just as Charles did, to aid in this response. Thank you."

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hmm. I didn’t launch that.

Someones doing something without me

i could say it was me but meh

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hmm. I didn’t launch that.

Someones doing something without me

You planning something?

Pinevilla wrote:i could say it was me but meh

...

Pinevilla?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:You planning something?

...

Pinevilla?

i didnt say it was me you idiot

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtube.com/shorts/1igPqc1BoRg?feature=share

[sub]this totally didn’t hit me in the feels[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:You planning something?

...

Pinevilla?

I’m always planning skemthing

I just don’t usually go through with it

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

waaaaah am soooooo close to passing the lemon in sa

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i didnt say it was me you idiot

now that i think about it

i do need a nuclear testing ground...

hey can we make the sahara a nuclear testing ground

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:now that i think about it

i do need a nuclear testing ground...

hey can we make the sahara a nuclear testing ground

I have one already:

Random Islands

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidian Overwatch Command tires itself with the endless arguments with it's own peers. I decision is made to somewhat aid Lemona in this fateful war(?) between Lemona and Lkandria.

Lemona, Xerimerc

time to play some spider-man :D

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:electric

simple power plant with no nuclear stuff

bad for the city life, ya know?

strong dislike for it

I didn’t do it, but there is a higher chance then if it was nuclear

Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/OYl9IcA_Wuo

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:strong dislike for it

I didn’t do it, but there is a higher chance then if it was nuclear

If you did it, that would mean high chance of war

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:If you did it, that would mean high chance of war

I didn’t

I just like nuclear power plants more

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:now that i think about it

i do need a nuclear testing ground...

hey can we make the sahara a nuclear testing ground

no

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I didn’t

I just like nuclear power plants more

Then again, it was in the middle of a city and I'm not going to endanger my citizen's life

also I may or may not be joining you in a certain something

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:waaaaah am soooooo close to passing the lemon in sa

my issues suck @ss

Xerimerc, Kaidia

My rudeness is 3rd in the region :,)

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:My rudeness is 3rd in the region :,)

ha

Lemona wrote:my issues suck @ss

mine are too

I wish I would get an actually practical issue that can raise my SA

Lemona, Xerimerc

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