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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Ah I see
Kaidia
Yeah...
[sub]please buy one of my products[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
F, guess that means I can't really do anything economically, and I don't participate in wars soooo...
Kaidia
[sub]please[/sub]
Mjau
I'll look, I'll look ok,
Kaidia
YES, YES, YES!
I mean, ahem.
Thank you, kind sir.
Mjau
Dont
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
You know what, Imma save the 5th article with your purchase.
Also, Kaidian Chronicle Update.
Added 2 more articles.
Enjoy!
Hmmm, idk if I'm interesting in buying anything, except books maybe, books look good, however how does currency work?
Kaidia
Considering that every Mew for you is 22 cents, and every Reic is 1.25...
Every Reic is about 4.775 Mews
I see (what statistic is that again?) and how do I know how many mews I have?
Kaidia
So that is currency translation
Every Kaidian Reic is 4.775 Mews
And how many mews you have...
You have 10.6 Trillion Mews with 6.32 Trillion Mews for Government Spending.
Mjau
You can find it in your Nation page (main page when you click on your name)
Mjau
Ok ok, I'll buy 1000 of your books for 4,775 Mews, they better be good...
And that's the transaction done right? Or what else do I have to do?
Kaidia
That's good.
Now Kaidian might be hard to read and pronounce, but we'll provide some free dictionaries and some English books will go along with the books.
Mjau
Great. I'll distribute some, and maybe if we really like it we'll buy a larger batch to sell to our population!
Kaidia
I like it.
Just do a call to the Duke of Thailand, right here in the RMB.
Hey! Hey!
Kaidia
huh
I have better stuff.
Kaidia
oh
well i just wanna make some extra money
What are you, a capitalist?
Kaidia
no
i need to fund my projects to help people
and advance tech to help build my projects to help people
They say be what you wanna see in the world, and I wanna see action!
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Mhm
Kaidia
I dont have prisons because the military is the prison
I lov me penal legions
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
so criminals are forced to military
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Certainly is efficient.
Now move it out maggot! Double-time!
Kaidia
Interesting
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Been playing armored core 6 (great game DONT GIVE ME ANY SPOILERS NOT DONE YET) so might steal stuff from there
All abiding within rules and such
Coral, abide with rubicon!
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I just send them to the Hellpit of the North.
aka frozen mining pollution dream.
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Siberia*
Kaidia
Basically the Kaidian version of Siberia
But it's usually in the very north of mainland Kaidia
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I invented my own system because I accidentally banned prisons.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Every prisoner is forced to have a pet bird
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
hm... noted
Southern Tasman Sea
Mz prisons have puppet show to keep their sanity...
They also undergo physical punishment.
I torture my prisoners
Oooh let's fight em sounds fun
Prisoners? We just exile criminals for life now anyways
Adreabhal
Where to?
actually that may be why I have raiders
uhhh
what do
Kaidia
It never goes well.
*fires omega orbital death ray from outerspace directly at your largest population centre and invades your country with 20 million robo-dudes with chainsaw swords and plasma cannons*
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Adreabhal no
don't
you'll die in 0.5 milliseconds
think of the economy
Sicario Mercenary Corps
This will surely have repercussions over the toilet paper industry
Socialistic Britain
Ah by the way
Not alot of people seem to be joining in the cold war RP so
I would like to join, just as the British empire
was planning on perhaps joining as a smaller nation and just chilling but.. might as well
America2035
Stellaris basically
Well at this point I am not even sure if people are that interested into RP, may I ask you a favor and use your power of @ everyone on discord to make people more involved?
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Id join the RP if its on the RMB
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
It is:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1927780
Kaidia
think of something
Any chance I could join?
America2035
I woke up 3 hours ago and am still on autopilot
I give you that job
because you wish to indulge in RP with me but I have nothing
due to incredible tiredness
Kaidia
Actually how about I buy some of your claims on Gaia Africa so I can access thr gulf
and I expand to Mexico on Earth
Where on Gaia Africa. Choose very carefully where.
Kaidia
just north of my colony
Hmm, sorry I wanna keep that, valuable to me, I can let you access the gulf of chad if you want just
be careful
and about expanding to Mexico on earth.. I suppose so?.. not too much however since new nations require the land
aka nations with no land joining the RP and having options
Kaidia
Sure
All I want is to access a bit of the gulf
If we can do that that's fantastic. Wanna start it?
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Tell me which nation you want
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Alright
But remember I can block your access to the gulf of chad at any time
so be careful
[pre]I'm watching your ships at all time[/pre]
Kaidia, Mjau
I use the gulf to import stuff to Socialistic Britain
Kaidia
Today's matches are done, aggregate table soon
Kaidia
I call dibs on the US
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Hmm, I'm personally fine with that but i'll just check with some government members to make sure I don't get fired
Kaidia
I want USSR
this is alternate history right..
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
This is funny, The equivalent of [sub](because we are)[/sub] the US and UK in the main RP going for the same nations in the Cold War RP
some things never change.. like what nation you constantly attach your fictional nation to..
Kaidia
I import nothing my friend
Autarky, t'is a glorious policy
well we don't import most things..
Kaidia
No export
Kaidia
Take it to me
Kaidia
Huh.. thought you were using unique wording to say I was importing stuff from you
Kaidia
HI
Kaidia
A colony that has no banks in Pyhdon
Kaidia
NO IM IMPORTING
Kaidia
I just immediately called Francoist Spain because it fascinates me that there was a personal nationalist dictatorship in Spain until 1975 for some reason
Kaidia
Am getting a potential brain scan tmrw
Hopefully I dont end up in a SOMA situation
It totalllyyyy doesnt have any relation to my ocean activities. Totally.
Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
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noted
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
noted
Kaidia
noted
Kaidia
yes yes I know
Kaidia
Ok Shall we, Socialistic Britain and New United Common-Lands, make a system called the Bankless Teleporting Civilian Train System? I heard that with Science wormholes to specified places are possible
Kaidia
And as Socialistic Britain is art minister, and NUCL is president, and I (Pyhdon) could be Transportation Minister, why can't we make one?
Kaidia
It would be easy transport with the help of advanced countries
Kaidia
Mfw the schools internet decided to plunge right when before I hit lodge message and it does weird things
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Make sure to check your SA (scientific advancement) on the SA chart
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I'm Prime Minister not president!
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
We have no need for one
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Whoops meant to respond to the teleporting thing
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Think 'bout our citizens, not us
Kaidia
Sorry
Kaidia
Français
Socialistic Britain, The Kaverian
aka France
Your brain is waterlogged
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
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why
What citizens
Kaidia
How do I grow my nations population
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
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