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Pinevilla wrote:Ono

I’ve never been in a hospital long enough to understand so here is a pat *pat*

Only time other than visiting or when I was being birthed was when I feel off a chair onto the floor tiles and my parents thought I had a concussion

I didn’t but i had a very bad headache for a few days

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I never thought staying in hospital for a month would have not so good effects on my mental wellbeing

wow

agien

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

[sub]villafeelsstipid[/sub]

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:[sub]villafeelsstipid[/sub]

hype dinco

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Hm...

I'm gonna make a civil war

Northern Vassals believe that Revirin has stolen the throne from his long distant cousin

so

we do that

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Tensions in Kaidia were rising.

Revirin's long-distant cousin has been demanding the Great Imperium, since he has a claim on it.

Before a war that would split Kaidia into two, Revirin sent 120,000 men to Iceland and Greenland for occupation.

Socialistic Britain reheheha

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

On the Eighteenth of Feburary, 2023, Kaidia has entered a civil war with what is called the "Northern Seperatists"

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:On the Eighteenth of Feburary, 2023, Kaidia has entered a civil war with what is called the "Northern Seperatists"

The first battle is proceeded by Uris Vaanis, leading the 28th Armored Division and the 2nd Pilot Company into Sweden to take local cities.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:The first battle is proceeded by Uris Vaanis, leading the 28th Armored Division and the 2nd Pilot Company into Sweden to take local cities.

Colonel Erik Vaanis reacts to this by sending fighters and bombers to the main bases of the Northern Seperatists.

For the NS, their only objective is to take the Øvenland Military and Engineering Facility

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Colonel Erik Vaanis reacts to this by sending fighters and bombers to the main bases of the Northern Seperatists.

For the NS, their only objective is to take the Øvenland Military and Engineering Facility

hmm

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Funding of the rebellion

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Yawn

now where did I store those nuclear weapons

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Colonel Erik Vaanis reacts to this by sending fighters and bombers to the main bases of the Northern Seperatists.

For the NS, their only objective is to take the Øvenland Military and Engineering Facility

The forces of Colonel Taien and Seperatist General Genera meet in New Oslo, ready for a battle.

Both dig into trenches and try to starve each other out.

Though, the much more supplied Imperial Army was being fed like they were royalty, while the Seperatists barely had food to spare.

The Seperatists ran a trench charge at night when the Imperial Forces least expected it.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Funding of the rebellion

whyyyyyyyyyy

would you rather have man that is worse than Revirin be Imperius?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:whyyyyyyyyyy

would you rather have man that is worse than Revirin be Imperius?

Which one gets me all of your Earth land?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Which one gets me all of your Earth land?

Erik X would focus on the rapid expansion of Kaidia

including Earth

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Erik X would focus on the rapid expansion of Kaidia

including Earth

I would like to know again

Which one will give me their Earth land?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I would like to know again

Which one will give me their Earth land?

The best chances are Revirin

Since Erik X would only take land from you, even at the cost of innocent Kaidian lives.

Lemona, Xerimerc

*yawn*

Eepy

Did much walking and shopping today

And yes, I did run into a cute emo boy at the mall, just like in the song

Should’ve gotten his number or smthing

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*yawn*

Eepy

Did much walking and shopping today

And yes, I did run into a cute emo boy at the mall, just like in the song

Should’ve gotten his number or smthing

You just have cute boys wandering around in america?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerihadtowheelbarrowplants

Somanyplants

Didn't even get to burn them and got a headache ;w;

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:You just have cute boys wandering around in america?

Alt people tend to gather around specific stores(anywhere that sells alt clothes, like hot topic)

The mall I went to has several such stores

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZS-h9WrDH9o

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZS-h9WrDH9o

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:The best chances are Revirin

Since Erik X would only take land from you, even at the cost of innocent Kaidian lives.

Erik X would try and attempt take land from me, but to possibly lose and give me land?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZS-h9WrDH9o

Yes.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vN5s44RQFJ8

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Erik X would try and attempt take land from me, but to possibly lose and give me land?

Care about the people, Lemona!

He would only use the people for his own personal gain!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Yes.

I knew a kid who wore nail polish

I would always ask him about it and how long it stays and why

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Care about the people, Lemona!

He would only use the people for his own personal gain!

Does Revirin not?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Yes.

Yes

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vN5s44RQFJ8

I think it’s funny that some people think the only way to play stellaris is authoritarian xenophobes

*laughs in freedom and 4 member federation with 4mil fleet power*

Being my friend isn’t an option. You either join, or are absorbed

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I knew a kid who wore nail polish

I would always ask him about it and how long it stays and why

Depends on brand and if you put a coating on it

My polish I have in I did about a week 1/2 ago, and it’s started chipping, but that’s because I didn’t put a coat on it(just a clear layer that protects it)

I’ve had nails with coating that have stayed for like a month without getting damaged beyond nails growing and being cut

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Does Revirin not?

Lemona...

Don't tell me you'll support the Seperatists!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Depends on brand and if you put a coating on it

My polish I have in I did about a week 1/2 ago, and it’s started chipping, but that’s because I didn’t put a coat on it(just a clear layer that protects it)

I’ve had nails with coating that have stayed for like a month without getting damaged beyond nails growing and being cut

yeah I know what a coat is

I overhear my sisters and mom talk about their nails

I used nail polish once with my dad and brother for fun

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Lemona...

Don't tell me you'll support the Seperatists!

Is your Earth Land mine?

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Lemona...

Don't tell me you'll support the Seperatists!

I’ll support the government

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Is your Earth Land mine?

Lemona!

Now is not the time to be talking about the Canadian land!

You got what you wanted.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I think it’s funny that some people think the only way to play stellaris is authoritarian xenophobes

*laughs in freedom and 4 member federation with 4mil fleet power*

Being my friend isn’t an option. You either join, or are absorbed

I’ve had so many people get mad at me for trying to be a “pussy good guy”

Eat my fleets of friendship and zealous Citizens.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

I only now started to care more about my nails

I used to have always dirt in them

Every so often I get a lot of dirt but it goes away

but my nails are sharp

Astornes, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:I’ll support the government

Alright!

Lemona, Xerimerc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPSVemk7e8

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Lemona!

Now is not the time to be talking about the Canadian land!

You got what you wanted.

I’ll give you monies 😣😣😣😣🥺🥺

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I’ll give you monies 😣😣😣😣🥺🥺

LEMONA

NOT

NOW

FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND

I HAVE A CIVIL WAR TO DEAL WITH

AND IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME STUPID LAND RIGHT NOW

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’ve had so many people get mad at me for trying to be a “pussy good guy”

Eat my fleets of friendship and zealous Citizens.

"You will be our friend, whether you like it or not"

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:LEMONA

NOT

NOW

FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND

I HAVE A CIVIL WAR TO DEAL WITH

AND IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME STUPID LAND RIGHT NOW

if I help revy you give me land afterwards

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:if I help revy you give me land afterwards

That would be supporting the SEPARATISTS

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:That would be supporting the SEPARATISTS

does revirin want 200 trillion dogecoins poured into his war effort?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/8jCFuQOW6UY

Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:does revirin want 200 trillion dogecoins poured into his war effort?

WHY DO YOU WANT THE CANADIAN LAND SO MUCH

YOU GOT THE EAST AND HUDSON BAY

YOU DON'T NEED MORE

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:WHY DO YOU WANT THE CANADIAN LAND SO MUCH

YOU GOT THE EAST AND HUDSON BAY

YOU DON'T NEED MORE

why does that matter to you

200 trillion dogecoins in your war effort

And your earth land is mine

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPSVemk7e8

Why do Space Marines always have to come and mess things up

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:why does that matter to you

200 trillion dogecoins in your war effort

And your earth land is mine

turns away and begins shooting Separatists

Lemona, Xerimerc

https://youtube.com/shorts/Yo9PxqGaZsI?feature=share

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:turns away and begins shooting Separatists

Those separatists will get the money then

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://youtube.com/shorts/Yo9PxqGaZsI?feature=share

I like this guy

Will research more

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Those separatists will get the money then

We have...

AN ALLIANCE

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:We have...

AN ALLIANCE

Earth land then

Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/U6ykBXbcBXY

Xerimerc

Is this what living in britian is like

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Earth land then

NO BODY CARES ABOUT THAT

WE HAVE AN ALLIANCE

YOU ARE BLINDLY HELPING AN ENEMY OF YOUR ALLY

WE HAVE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN THE SEPARATISTS

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:NO BODY CARES ABOUT THAT

WE HAVE AN ALLIANCE

YOU ARE BLINDLY HELPING AN ENEMY OF YOUR ALLY

WE HAVE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN THE SEPARATISTS

I care about it

So I’ll say it again

200 trillion dogecoins into your war effort

And I get the earth land

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://youtu.be/U6ykBXbcBXY

Xerimerc

Is this what living in britian is like

This is actually footage of the very first lesson of school

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I care about it

So I’ll say it again

200 trillion dogecoins into your war effort

And I get the earth land

Lemona

do you not care about the fact that your ally

IS FIGHTING IN A CIVIL WAR?

And you'll sell your alliance for a Separatist Group?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:This is actually footage of the very first lesson of school

This is what our youngest must learn if they are to pass their birmingham simulation ceremony when they turn 12

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Lemona

do you not care about the fact that your ally

IS FIGHTING IN A CIVIL WAR?

And you'll sell your alliance for a Separatist Group?

this is a nation simulator game so no I don’t care that much

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:this is a nation simulator game so no I don’t care that much

IN ACTUAL REAL-LIFE DIPLOMACY

WOULD YOU CARE?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:This is what our youngest must learn if they are to pass their birmingham simulation ceremony when they turn 12

What’s the survival rate of the simulation?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Lemona

do you not care about the fact that your ally

IS FIGHTING IN A CIVIL WAR?

And you'll sell your alliance for a Separatist Group?

I care

I’ll give you 100 billion Marxes for free

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:I care

I’ll give you 100 billion Marxes for free

100 billion for free v 200 trillion for not free

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:IN ACTUAL REAL-LIFE DIPLOMACY

WOULD YOU CARE?

Yeah but this isn’t real life diplomacy

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:I care

I’ll give you 100 billion Marxes for free

Lemona wrote:100 billion for free v 200 trillion for not free

I would call it a deal with Pinevilla.

At least he cares

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What’s the survival rate of the simulation?

21% for physically fit children with at least 3 spare knives and a knife fight high score of at least 19

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:I would call it a deal with Pinevilla.

At least he cares

Great doing business with you

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:Great doing business with you

shakes hand

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:21% for physically fit children with at least 3 spare knives and a knife fight high score of at least 19

This of course does not factor in the area they're from, and the results between public and private schools are quite different

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:shakes hand

Yass

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.

Kaidia wrote:I would call it a deal with Pinevilla.

At least he cares

cool

Well money to the break away states

Btw this entire transaction was OOC meaning you don’t actually know about it

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:There are many factors to consider

Can an American survive this

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:cool

Well money to the break away states

Btw this entire transaction was OOC meaning you don’t actually know about it

What if I goofily started funding the CR

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:cool

Well money to the break away states

Btw this entire transaction was OOC meaning you don’t actually know about it

This is a disgrace to our alliance!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Can an American survive this

Depends if we are allowed to use our natural weapons(the built in M1911A1 in each forearm)

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:Can an American survive this

Pff

Hh

Whhh

*funi*

No.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Depends if we are allowed to use our natural weapons(the built in M1911A1 in each forearm)

Yea

And our Sherman tanks that shoot out form between our legs

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:Yea

And our Sherman tanks that shoot out form between our legs

That has been replaced with .50 Browning in most newer models, with only specialized anti-armor children being given tank cannons

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Depends if we are allowed to use our natural weapons(the built in M1911A1 in each forearm)

Unlicensed firearms are forbidden during the ceremony, the punishment is amputation and a £3.55 fine

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:What if I goofily started funding the CR

haha

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Unlicensed firearms are forbidden during the ceremony, the punishment is amputation and a £3.55 fine

Ameriphobes.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:That has been replaced with .50 Browning in most newer models, with only specialized anti-armor children being given tank cannons

But what about the larger models equipped with abrams?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ameriphobes.

*godsavetheking* *fireworks* *knoives*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Unlicensed firearms are forbidden during the ceremony, the punishment is amputation and a £3.55 fine

What if I goofily get them registered

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:But what about the larger models equipped with abrams?

Those have not been officially roled out yet, and are being redesigned to deal with children who have been given an implanted spinal Javelin

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:*godsavetheking* *fireworks* *knoives*

God save the Que- oh

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:God save the Que- oh

-50 morale damage

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:What if I goofily get them registered

Firearms stop working within 73km of Birmingham

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-50 morale damage

*pain*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

*sniff**nyawn**eepy*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:Firearms stop working within 73km of Birmingham

*pain*

Ingesting a barrel of crude oil shields an American from the effects of Birmingham for up to 48 hours

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ingesting a barrel of crude oil shields an American from the effects of Birmingham for up to 48 hours

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FUEL PRICES

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FUEL PRICES

Imagine not having a federal oil reserve

Lemona, Xerimerc

canxerisleepontail

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

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Written by Refuge Isle.