Post Archive
Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
uwunyax3
-Watermelon-
we were just playin around i would never hurt odie
Xerimerc
My intelligence is so low I can't breathe UwU- 20% of the people I meet on the internet
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
kissing men!!
Xerimerc
PLAYING AROUND???
THE PUNCHLINE TO TONS OF YOUR COMICS IS KICKING ODIE LIKE A KICKBALL!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Boy Kisser 🫵
-Watermelon-
Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. If you kiss your homies did you kiss Odie???
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
dont act like you arent one too
you kiss me all the time
Xerimerc
it was just a prank
Xerimerc
[sub]fair play[/sub]
-Watermelon-
Kissing men whopper whopper, killing people whopper whopper, ****ing men whopper whopper,
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
i plead the 5th
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
friendly fire will not be tolerated
unless it benefits the majority
Xerimerc
He did, your honor. I saw it with my own eyes. Pretty gay ngl
Xerimerc
nuh uh
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I bet there is a comic where you cook odie and put him in lasagna.
Xerimerc
Our witness says otherwise.
Xerimerc
it was just a prank bro
Xerimerc
I will give you the money later ok?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
mm*morekissy*
-Watermelon-
your witness is stinky
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
There is, I wrote it.
Xerimerc
Thats what I said when I arsoned Lymans house.
Xerimerc
Wait I need to see this.
Xerimerc
based you should do it again
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*kissies* youkeepfallingforit (it = me)
Xerimerc
Its also what I said when I took your lasagna and gave it to odie
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
WaterMerc
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
took you long enough
Xerimerc
~w~
-Watermelon-
I knew since you joined watermelon.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
i mean it took you long enough to actually say it
Xerimerc
Xeri is extremely friendly.
there is a reason why there is NationMerc
Xerimerc
iscutethough
Xerimerc
Bro the cats getting is AK-47.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Usually reserved for Odie and Nermal.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I plead the second, here! *I gently hand Garfield a Dragonuv and some ammo for it*
From DryMerc to WetMerc, that sounds strange...
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
hehe true
-Watermelon-
I like merc work
It rhymes
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
kaboom
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
and thats why youre a boykisser
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Bro nuked odie.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hoi Scario!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yeah, its a wonder a man can eat at all
When things are big that should be small
Who can tell what magic spells well be doing for us
Xerimerc
Thank you.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
i nuked you stinky
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Youre welcome 😈
Xerimerc
Man, slang confuses me, if women is B, would Men be D?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I have nukes as well.
Do you claim the legal right to use WMDs?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
men would also be B if you know what i mean
Xerimerc
Yeah it confuses me a lot.
mainly people who say HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and call it slang.
Isn't the point of slang to make something shorter to type?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Eh, depends on the man. Potentially, I suppose.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
more ys tends to change the meaning of the word depending on how many
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by -Watermelon-.
Fun Facts with Xeri:
The name "slang" is itself an example of slang, as it is a shortening of "shortened language"
-Watermelon-
Fun Facts with USROE:
Xeri used Mind Break
It was super effective.
Xerimerc
Fun Facts with Ozzy:
I forgor 💀
Xerimerc
Pasta noodle, Raviolis, I've been stung by 5 bees, I must be extremely lucky!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
mmh~
-Watermelon-
mmh~
Xerimerc
Fun Facts with Craggo: There is a salty fluid near your brain called Cerebral-spinal Fluid, sometimes I wonder how it tastes...
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
am back again
Xerimerc
mmm delicious BRAIN FLUID
Xerimerc
Mmh~ oh yeah ravioli with Alfredo BABY!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Tears but sweeter
-Watermelon-
School almost over
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Fun Facts with a Wolverines Fan
The OSU team, the "Buckeyes" suck at football.
Compared to the glorious UoM
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ohio state? Makes sense
If anyone says anything bad about Iowa state I will burn down your home
Xerimerc
Hi watermelon :)
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Fun Facts with someone who forgot to care:
Raviolis have several containments, holding meats and cheeses.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hi vordoslavia
Xerimerc, Vordoslavia
I haven't seen Iowa state games, are they a good team?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Welcome back to returning of the of the of the of the of the of the. HIGIHIHIHIHIHIHIGIGIGIOFOFIOIOHOICOOMRADRE!(;'!!
Xerimerc
Am about to be on bus so see u in like 10 min
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hoi Coomradie Sicario Mercenary Corps
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
ok see ya
Xerimerc
Awwe
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*gets in the middle of them*
*points to my cheek*
kiss my cheek at the same time
1
2
3
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Guys, do you agree with the use of WMDs?
Xerimerc
Ive got over 200,000 credits in outstanding bounties to collect
Ive been a busy gal
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
nope!
Xerimerc
Always
Xerimerc, Maloi
Does it give me more money than if I didn't
https://youtu.be/uH8owcMHc34
Xerimerc
I mean war reparations.
Xerimerc, Maloi
It is a yes or no question
yEs
Xerimerc
No war at all just peace and love❤️🫰✌️
Xerimerc
I demand tributes of my enemies blood
Xerimerc, Maloi
Yeah...
No
Xerimerc, Maloi
It's so much better
Xerimerc
MoNEY
-Watermelon-
Ive been a busy gal but with two ss
Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic
Mr monopoly.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
My normal behaviour is in stark contrast to the way I wish to portray this nation in actual RP
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
mine isnt
my nation is extremely immature just like me
Xerimerc
And me
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hai SIaiocrio
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Elite dangerous gives lots of down time during jumps
I like it
Till Im jumpscared by an interdiction
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ooo does this station have guided missiles for sale
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
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