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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Vanessa from security breach?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
uh-
thinks
sh!t
Lemona, Xerimerc
o///o
Lemona
once again xeri is embarrassed
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Your Majesty... I'm sorry. I hope that you're happy with Revirin, truly. That... can't be easy for you," Garret sighed in relief. He felt a drop of sadness in his heart and let it pass. There was never going to be anything between him and Vanessa, especially now that she was a confirmed lesbian. He had to wrap up the mission before Erik got suspicious and report his findings to his superior, Mariam Duck.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He waits, patiently.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]o///o[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
dude hook up with Erik already
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
I don't think Erik is gay, sadly. Besides, I have a romance arc planned between Garret and Mariam
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I slept too much today
Now cant sleepy
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"Please! Do not be sorry! I am just fine, but I wish some things would change, for the life of me."
Uris walks out with a corn on a cob on a plate.
"Enjoy!"
The Yassonium did nothing to Erik
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Watch a movie. I had a movie night recently.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
BOOOOOO
Xerimerc, Kaidia
It is
2 am
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
Sadly. I've decided that yassonium in food only has a 50% success rate, and once someone's orally ingested it, they become immune to further oral yassonium, even if it's more concentrated. I'm going to have to invest some government money into developing a different method of yassification, though no other method can be as discreet as tainting food.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Not where I am lmao
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
well, Erik is just too good to be gay
plus, we agreed on only Vanessa.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Mm*sleepynuzzles*
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
This is true. Although, perhaps if I develop yassonium darts... well, we'll leave the possible future yassification of Erik to another day ;)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
IÂ’ll help you develop the drug
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
oh hell naw
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yassss
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
o/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\o
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[quote=pinevilla;50263157]o/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\o[/quote😳
Lemona, Kaidia
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Xerimerc, Kaidia
Once Revirin has been driven to the Capitol Building, he walks in to the Royal Chambers, to see his wife, Vanessa, being slightly agressive.
"What do you want, Revirin?"
Lemona, Xerimerc
Maxwell pulls out a blade and stabs the corn in the middle with it.
“Thank you, sir.”
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Suckysuckysucki
Lemona, Kaidia
"Dear? You seem a bit off today... What's wrong?"
Vanessa scoffs Revirin and just looks the other way.
Lemona, Xerimerc
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XERIIIRIRIRIIRIRIRIR *makes face* you can decide what face it is owo
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
*love*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Vanessa... I want you to tell me what's wrong."
Vanessa looks back at Revirin
"I'm just not happy, that's all.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go invite someone over!"
Revirin stood by as Vanessa walked in front of him.
"And I want you, out!"
Vanessa slams the door shut, with Revirin processing all that had happened.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Uh Uh nnot ebarrsedo///o
Lemona, Kaidia
Maxwell quickly finishes his corn.
”Thank you Uris, for your hospitality. I would like to tell the royals of my coming.
I must leave now, and goodbye.”
Maxwell leaves the palace, and is greeted by 2 agents.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Vanessa called for a ride to the Royal Palace, and once she arrived, she called over a friend to the building.
While walking to her quarters, she saw Uris and Maxwell in the dining room.
"Oh hey Uris! Who's the guest tonight?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Garret, on the flight home, skyped Mariam Duck in her small office in Socialistic Britain. "So she's confirmed gay?" Mariam asked.
"Yes," Garret confirmed. "This will have massive implications for the royal family of Kaidia. We'll have to keep an eye out on how the internal politics of the royal family develop from here."
Mariam sighed. "I'm proud of you, Garret. You've earned the title of Deputy Inquisitor. I just wish I could figure out whether or not Griffiths is gay! Or bi, or whatever. My Kinzie device proclaimed that he was around a 1.5 on the scale, but that doesn't mean that he's necessarily bi with a .5 error range."
Garret thought about this for a moment. "Well... I think oral yassonium may only have a 50% success rate. If I had to guess, I would say Griffiths wasn't adequately affected, especially if he didn't pass out like Vanessa did." His voice caught on Vanessa's name.
Mariam noticed this but she didn't say anything. "You may be right. I'll send a telegram to Shidakhina informing her and the Minister of Espionage of our findings. If what you say is true, we may have to launch another operation to turn Griffiths gay."
"Right," Garret responded. He hesitated, then asked after a few seconds, "Uh, Commander Duck... why exactly do we have to turn these foreign leaders gay? I mean, I don't see how it directly serves the interests of Adreabhal."
"Well, we need leaders who are more dedicated to the fight for civil rights across the region. Making these leaders and their families gay is a way to promote the interests of national civil rights movements in those nations, as well as a more practical effect of stopping immediate reproduction by the leaders of those nations, to disrupt the natural monarchic systems in some countries, as in Kaidia. Of course, Vanessa already has three children, so this particular mission is more useful for the former purpose. However, if Lars Andersson in Lkandria for some reason decides to name an heir..." She shivered at the thought. "Well, we may need a specialized team to make sure he doesn't get any ideas."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why sleep when yu can not
Lemona, Kaidia
you gonna talk about Erik?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
gimmmmmecollarwanawearbegoodboy
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
ignore the leaving part
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell looks at Vanessa, surprised. He wasnÂ’t expecting the royals to arrive already.
“Hello, your Majesty! I’m Maxwell Schmitt, a Sergeant, of Lemona.”
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"I see! What's happening here, or am I just interrupting a boy's night?"
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Uh right
"I should also mention Erik Vaanis," Garret told Mariam after she had briefed him.
"Oh?" Mariam asked. "What is it? He wasn't one of our targets."
"No, but I managed to slip him a plate of food laced with yassonium. It didn't seem to have any effect, which is how I came to the conclusion that oral yassonium consumption may have a diluted 50% success rate. It is unfortunate that we weren't able to yassify Kaidia's Vanguard captain, but I'm not sure we should give up yet." Garret said.
"Why is that?" Mariam raised an eyebrow.
"It would be helpful for the captain of the Vanguard to also be gay, judging by what you've told me. Plus, if we can install a seductive male agent in Kaidia to seduce Erik should he be successfully yassified, we could get him to divulge some of the secrets of Kaidia's super soldiers. If we knew better how they worked, we could better know how to defend against them, should our relations with Kaidia go south."
Mariam considered this for a moment. "Very well. I'll mention it in my brief to the Dhimbar."
"Oh, and Commander Duck?" Garret asked.
"Hmm?"
"I'm sure you'll do great in you work with Griffiths. I hope I can join you in Socialistic Britain soon to work out some logistics."
Mariam suppressed a small, creeping smile. She was touched by this young recruit's care. "Thank you, Garret Rhenah. Safe travels."
Garret nodded, and with that, ended the Skype call. He let out a small sigh once he had shut his computer.
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
“Well Madam, I came here to have a meeting with the royals, but I talked to Uris, who might I say was so very kind, he can tell you why I’m here.
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Xeri wan write weird stow but too neevous
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Vanessa looks at Uris
"Alright then! I'll be in my quarters if you need me!"
Vanessa quickly walks to her quarters when a few minutes later, the door is knocked by a woman. The woman is permitted entrance to the Royal Quarters.
Soon enough, Revirin's ride comes to the Palace.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Who is the woman?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Vanessa can hook up with CharlesÂ’s ex no matter what
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Revirin walks towards the Royal Quarters, ready to just sleep in his comfy bed.
Though, when he opens the door, he sees Vanessa and the woman cuddling.
"V-V-Vanessa!"
Vanessa looks at the door, surprised to see Revirin
"I cannot believe the audacity of you, woman!"
Vanessa looks at Revirin and the woman, panicking.
"I thought we had something, Vanessa. When we met at that very garden... I can't believe you!"
Revirin steps behind the door to shut it with all his force. When he shuts the door, he sits down, having the door as his back support.
Revirin thinks of what he just saw, and begins slightly crying.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
friend from middle school
can or can't?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ononoattention
Lemona, Kaidia
Can
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I feel bad for Revirin
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"That woman..."
Revirin then tightly grabs the newspaper in his hand.
"I will make her pay!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
If my directions werenÂ’t messed up, I wouldÂ’ve made it the Capitol building
Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh shikes
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
I wonder what Ulysses is going to thinkÂ
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Oooh we may have to evacuate Vanessa from the country; I'm not sure I like what Revirin's thinking.
Orrrrr I could just make Revirin gay too, try to propagate that mlm and wlw solidarity.
Lemona, Xerimerc
IÂ’ll only let you make Revirin gay if you overdose erik with gay
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
That's up to Kaidia, and not me. But if you help with developing yassonium into something more potent we may have more bargaining power
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Sorry, my brain is frying.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Under the supervision of Mariam Duck and the Science and Espionage Technologies division of the GGG, work begins on researching and creating a more potent, accurate version of yassonium, to be administered via dart gun through a syringe-like dart apparatus. Lemonan intelligence pledges its support for the projects, and the two nations begin to work closely to bring the new yassonium 2.0 to completion.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
January 2nd-3rd, 2023 - Akorrda, Kaidia - Time: 01:12:00
Newsman: "Last night, Vanessa was caught with another woman by Imperian Revirin himself! The stand is to Yenris, our reporter."
"Yenris": "Thanks Michael, we have Revirin outside of Kaidia Capitol Building, denouncing Vanessa and sending her to house arrest."
The camera shifts to Yenris to Revirin, at the podium.
Revirin: "Dear people of Akorrda and Kaidia, Vanessa this night has been caught with another woman in my, and her own chambers. She will be hereby denounced in the name of Kaidia, and the 'Imperiess' title will be transferred to my daughter, Princess Vanessa, until Vanes- ah, Imperiess Vanessa apologizes for her mistakes and agrees to all acts of unlawful cheating."
Camera shifts back to Yenris
Yenris: "It is clear Revirin is not happy with the situation on the matter, and went so far into even denouncing her on the spot!"
"Michael": "The news of Vanessa is very interesting, but Vanessa has shown no signs of acting like this before. That's all for the midnight news, of News 18."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Mmm, yes. Your scientific advancement score is much higher than mine. This new version of yassonium should be very potent
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell watches the news. He sits in the Lemonan embassy in Akorrda.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Ulysses arrives in Lisbon.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
i wont let you hurt my bois
they're too precious
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Oh come on, making Revirin gay would be so spicy. Besides, if things keep up the way they are we may have send another squad into Kaidia to rescue Vanessa anyway.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i'll let you overrun Erik with yassonium if he just doesnt turn gay :)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
oh yeah
The chamber in which Vanessa is stuck in is protected by 20 soldiers who change shifts with 20 other soldiers.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. What if we turned him bi instead?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Pffft. If we have Lemonan support the operation will be simple
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
look
we agreed on one thing
no more
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Yes, no more for tonight. I'm exhausted. Though, we can talk about future rp ideas in the future
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
maybe nothing of yassonium though
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Maybe. Maybe not. I can say that Adreabhal's biggest concern right now is making sure Vanessa is not publicly executed or anything like that, and not turning Revirin or God forbid Erik gay. Not on our gaydar, so to speak
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell makes a phone call to Ulysses.
“Greetings, Maxwell.” Ulysses sounds tired, and voice deeper than usual.
“Hello, sir.”
“How is the mission going?”
“Bad sir, very bad.”
“Why? What happened? I’d like to know all.”
“Vanessa has turned Lesbian. I suspect foul play was involved.”
“Oh. Disappointing. I have my own news as in, I am sick.”
“That’s worrying, sir. Should I return home?”
“No, Maxwell. Stay in Kaidia. You and the other 3 must make sure it doesn’t fall apart.”
“Understood, sir.”
“Farewell Maxwell.”
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
nah
Vanessa is just being house arrested until she gets a national pardon from Revirin and she apologizes for everything she did in that one night :)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
A sentence I never thought I would read
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmmhmmmmm
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
trust me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
kaidy, suspect more of Maxwell
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
The problem is that I do. I want the situation to be a bit more spicy. But, ah well, we can discuss it later. I'm gonna head out.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
goodnight
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmm. No news of peace
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ha
Xerimerc, Kaidia
IÂ’m not sure why youÂ’re laughing
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ha
Xerimerc, Kaidia
alright chaps
im done with the two new topics in the December special
goodnight comrades, and stay strong.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Isokrates
Sleeewwewwpyboy
Lemona
Sleeewwwqwpygrl?sleweewpyxeri
Lemona
Maxwell sits in his room in the embassy alone.
He thinks over something, and creates a plan. Maxwell is sure of what happened to Vanessa, but now must prove it.
He writes down his thoughts in a journal, before falling fast asleep.
Xerimerc
communism?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
Does the rmb
have a character limit
Vlaskal, Lemona
Probably
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hello NUCl
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
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