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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Or, as I like to refer to it, boy juice
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic
Do nothing, your fate is sealed.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
[sub]*purr*[/sub]
Sicario Foreign Ops
b-boy juice !?
Sicario Foreign Ops
Maybe you just live in the furry warhammer zone
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Ah yes, my favorite juice, boy juice~
Sovetsyn, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
wait
If the Lion is back
Could
Could he be coming backÂ
[spoiler]
Rogal Dorn.
[/spoiler]
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/WnafJOht7-c
Sicario Foreign Ops
IÂ’m watching Ferris buellers day off in the car
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*brusheshair*
Xerimerc
Kewl.
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
IÂ’m stopping you there craggo
Xerimerc
I'm gonna spend half my savings on a video game
Socialistic Britain, Sovetsyn, Xerimerc
I own a musket for home defence, just as the founding fathers intended.
You forget
Trans people are the embodiment of chaos.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Is he going to come back with the God Emperor's big hand
Sicario Foreign Ops
That's where it stops anyway.
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*morepurr*
Sicario Foreign Ops
Rogal Dorns giant Chainsword
Xerimerc
O//O
Sicario Foreign Ops
Oh yeah, swords are firearms now!
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
You forget
I am of the same genre of gay as you
Except I have more experience in fighting
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEhrx2IoHqI
Sicario Foreign Ops
I am not trans tho
Something else
Not sure
Hormones r nice tho
Xerimerc
😳
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
I am snow.
Y e s .
Astornes, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
are they tasty
Sicario Foreign Ops
Genderfluid is just quantum mmechanics
Xerimerc
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Morbin time
Xerimerc
hollysmoot
Astornes, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolver_Ocelot
Xerimerc
Sicario Foreign Ops
*finishbrushinghair*
Xerimerc
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Take better care of your fur xeri and maybe youÂ’ll get a cutie boyfriend
Xerimerc
Yes and no
Xerimerc
[sub]xerihasenjoyedbeingbrushedmorethanexpected[/sub]
Sicario Foreign Ops
I can see ocelot spinning the apache revolver 30 times in a row and then punching you in the gut with it
Sicario Foreign Ops
Sicario Foreign Ops
ItÂ’s very nice to watch better call Saul whiling brushing your friends hair and cleaning their tail cuz they were an idiot and went swimming in it
Xerimerc
.//.
Sicario Foreign Ops
DonÂ’t forget flipping it between hands and holstering/unholstering it 5 times
Xerimerc
[sub]xeri is... glad?[/sub]
Sicario Foreign Ops
Source: my friend has a total of 3 brain cells, all of which are dedicated to being gay
Xerimerc
This is inspired by an irl story of my dumbass friend
Xerimerc
Sicario just calling xeri a blatant moron lol
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*brushesardeynshair*
Xerimerc
I broke into a UPS van and stole the Couriers Stash of lexapro
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Xeri is smarter than you
Lemona, Xerimerc
I stole all his viagra
Xerimerc
I will mess my hair up the second you finish
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
cool :3
[sub]thiswasnice, exceptmaybethebeingroastedfornotbrushingpart[/sub]
Sicario Foreign Ops
YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT?
Xerimerc
I did not intend to be seriously mean and apologize if I was, and shall not do that in the future
Xerimerc
:0
I wonÂ’t.
Xerimerc
no it was funny do moar
Sicario Foreign Ops
Probably yeah but itÂ’s funny
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
https://www.google.com/search?q=Chinese+Restaurant+Syndrome&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
xerienjoy
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
“I wanna see this dead grandmother firsthand.”
“Just roll up her old bones over here and dig Sloane up.”
bruh
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
The Blood-Fueled Warmachine of XeriMerc is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by MIDAs-AA-0084a with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.786 billion Mercenaries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XeriGarrison 01. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mercenary economy, worth 423 trillion XeriCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,002 XeriCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XeriMerc's national animal is the Heavy Main Battle Tank, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Femboy Supremacy.
XeriMerc is ranked 2,253rd in the world and 4th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
DRUZ'YA, DRUZ'YA, SUKHIM DERZHITE POROKH,
DRUZ'YA, DRUZ'YA, RAVNYAYTE KREPKIY STROY!
Xerimerc
betty bought a bar of butter but the bar of butter betty bought was bitter so betty beat a bit of butter and made the bitter bar of butter better
Xerimerc
IÂ’m in Indiana
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
NO
Xerimerc
The Red Spectre of Sovetsyn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by June with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 1.726 billion Sovetsynians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Sovetsynian economy, worth 28.7 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 16,612 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovetsyn's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Xerimerc
*eepy*
The League of Nations of Mardatan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Serafina Antonova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.067 billion Aldorrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldorria. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Mardatanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,657 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, water fights now end with thousands dead, and Mardatanian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about President Serafina Antonova. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mardatan's national animal is the Tempestan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Viktorianism.
Mardatan is ranked 16,953rd in the world and 1st in Aldorria for Most Secular, with 80.17 Atheism Rate.
Xerimerc
why xeri
Xeri you suck
Xerimerc
go back to bed
Xerimerc
amsry
😡
Xerimerc
oh an american fancy
Xerimerc
😖
wait
you can ask people to stop being mean?
Xerimerc
Americano
Xerimerc
hewo
X3
times 3 what
Xerimerc
3x/7 if x=19
Xeri found a whistle
Sicario Foreign Ops
meiriceanach
Xerimerc
Citrusius the Archamericana, Lord of sour
-£62.99
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
I'm trying to resist morbid curiousity
I know I shouldn't
why is my brain like this
Xerimerc
Imagine not having a job
Also what gayme
Xerimerc
hearing that number
hurts me to my very core
[sub]just pirate it, it isn't worth the money[/sub]
Xerimerc
dont i mean it
Xerimerc
wha,
I do not understand this sentence.
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Ck3 + every dlc
It's a lot of money but trust me when I say I actually have a lot to spend
The rest will be spent on real life stuff and saved up for steams summer sale
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72QAAOaYW2M
Socialistic Britain
no
do not
bad
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Pretty much just got ck3 because it's a game I really like and hey why the hell not
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I won't
it's just morbid curiousity
AGHHHH
Xerimerc
update:
the northeastern united states became a german colony
the western united states became a colony of canadians and the entente
the southeastern united states is now the confederate states
and a part of the east center is the combined sindicalist states
Today on Quora dumbassery:
"Can CRISPR delete autism?"
Answer : No
Answer+ : Why would you want to
vibes
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Written by Refuge Isle.