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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
What? Why
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Wait wait
Why is it banned?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Welcome back!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Well good to have you back,
but also why banned?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
It will likely be having multiple WA accounts
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
his main doenst have wa
And hasent
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Yes because if i remember correctly he was banned(from WA)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
weird
because well
for the past few months we hasnÂ’t had WA on it
at least that I remember
Socialistic Britain
Oh from wa
well that could make sense
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I'm a bit bored and feeling kinda lazy but I want to do roleplay..
Welp I'm just gonna very lazily do a small roleplay
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[pre]5AM, London[/pre]
[pre]Early in the morning, Strange lights can be seen over London
Multiple people later in the day report the lights to the police
Further investigation is required.
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Lemona
I have three words for rp
IÂ’ve done a few of them but you have to figure out what they mean
Invasion, Tyrant, and Return
I'm not liking the sound of this
Lemona
guess what they mean
invasion is easy
So is tyrant
Return might be hard
I feel like return probably has something to do with one of your emperor's or aliens or something like that
Lemona
correct
What about invasion?
Socialistic Britain
Hmm
I'm guessing invasion has something to do with aliens?
Or invading another country
[sub]hmm, is it me?[/sub]
Lemona
correct
IÂ’m not saying which answer tho
and now, tyrants!
Socialistic Britain
Let me guess
Aliens?
Lemona
no stupid
Socialistic Britain
Aw :(
Lemona
Try again
Socialistic Britain
I'm going to assume it's an emperor?
Lemona
NO!
you are failing
TRY AGAIN
Socialistic Britain
Uh
I'll be honest, it just seems like it's either aliens again or an emperor
I got nothing
Lemona
you lost
you lose jeopardy
anyways
the answers
Invasion: Alien invasion
Return: The return of some kind of past leader IÂ’m not sure who tho yet tbh
Tyrant: Terrorists
Socialistic Britain
Ah, nice.
Lemona
what terrorism?
Wait no
Lemona
[pre]May 24th, 12:00 CEST
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After intense defense of the capital by the military, the Aliens manage to push far enough through to make it to the Capitol Building. The Emperor is armed, Wild West style, prepared to defend himself.
His Secret Service agents were knocked out defending the Capitol Building.
All that remains of Madrid is corpses, the Capitol Building, some houses, a torn up flag of Lemona, and the Emperor. Most people have been taken hostage by the aliens.
Emperor Charles sits behind his desk.
He holds the Lemonan Battle Flag, https://ibb.co/sgrQkvf, a M1 Garand, Plasma Rifle, some random alien equipment, an AK-47, and a Revolver.
His head is covered with a Stahlhelm, and while he is wearing a torn business suit he has a bullet proof vest under it, as issued to all government officials and members of the royal family unless under 16, they are worn during important stuff.
__________
The door creaks open and he hears a bunch of aliens start to speak a foreign language.
He peers through a crack in his desk, big enough to fit part of his Garand through. Aiming for the nuts, he fires the gun and the alien screams in pain before collapsing on the floor and turning bright purple, (the aliens are purple skinned)[/pre]
Buenos dÃas.
Acabo de ingresarme en esta región.
Como puedo participar en el juego de rol?
Lemona
Ich weiß, du sprichst kein Deutsch, aber das ist mir egal. Um deiner Rp beizutreten, brauchst der wahrscheinlich einen Übersetzer.
we
well, we can talk english?
Lemona
yeah cool
uh first
So first, what land do you wanna claim?
Second, once you do that you just need to rp stuff and your good
oh yeah another thing
This region is mainly leftist.
Democratic Socialists, Social Democrats, Marxism-Leninism, a bunch of other things.
We have right wing nations tho. IÂ’m one of them, with my nation being an Elective Monarchy and me myself being a Conservatarian
te
do you refer to land in the world or invented land?
If its on the world i will reclaim scandinavia
Lemona
On the world
And thatÂ’s already claimed.
All of Europe is
Post self-deleted by Atixlandia.
claimed
first.
Where are you at the map?
Lemona
IÂ’m basically the western Roman Empire on my mainland -britain and +part of Ireland.
Oh yeah
IÂ’m also in India, the Antilles, western Northern Africa, around Uganda, Southern Persia, part of the Arabian Peninsula, Latvia, and thatÂ’s about it.
any territory i could get near you?
Lemona
not in Europe
here is map
and oh yeah when you found a territory telegram Aya Democratic Republic
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1683824
well...
I'll have mexico then.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Since your new you will only get a small portion, is that fine to you?
New United Common-Lands
ok
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I'm abstaining.
(looks at my Gun Ownership law)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Brendene? Mr Government? Teampizza? What are you nations thinking?
I believe that I should be able to regulate my guns myself, and not have the power in which my laws are enacted be by a regional counsel.
It inflicts on my citizens rights to own a gun, and I prefer my police armed and strong instead of weak.
Whether or not the citizens should be allowed guns should be up to the State, not a council that the state is in.
Along with defunding the police
i finally have robot citizens lol
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Because guns alone can't hurt people. The problem is not the gun or the holster, it's the user. One connection I've noticed about terrorists and other such people, there seems to be a connection between their actions and abuses they have endured as children. If we wish to minimize these instances, we need more trauma centers and parental education courses so that we can help the root causes of these terrible events.
Lemona
Well yeah, isnÂ’t that the case with serial killers too? They tend to kill based off past trauma, and some base their victims on such trauma
Cittakovr
oh
Lemona
https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/comments/uznot4/suddenly_ears/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I may disagree with ideologies, but I live the flags of many different political ideologies
I like the flag of anarcho-capitalism, social libertarianism, Elective Monarchism, Classical Liberalism, Meritocracy, and a bunch of other stuff
I think they are cool
HowÂ’s everyone doing?
Lkandria, Lemona
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
islippedanddestroyedmelowerextremityitÂ’sokaynotlikemylowerextremityhurtohyeahgood
Yodle
Like, what if I created a clear of privateers to raid enemies?
What if I had “Pirates” in my military?
Johnny depp better then amber Heard
amber Heard
when I try to put Heard it tryÂ’s to correct me and make what IÂ’m saying Hearsay
https://youtu.be/QTJHd8JHzsg
Good how about you?
amber hurt
https://youtu.be/TMImsWTmW-c
https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeForJohnnyDepp/comments/uzijaw/this_is_perfect/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I am anti-pirates comrade
They make good sea targets for my missile~
Astravica
is that why 1 of my test fleets disappeared?
All the test fleets were just people dressed like pirates and riding a pirate shipÂ
I hunt pirates in somalia, never heard of a pirate ship sunk near the horn
well
I wonder were it went.
We had them sent to the Black Sea, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Red Sea, Gulf of Mexico, Coral Sea, Sea of Japan, South China Sea, and some other places
oh, i know now! i saw those cosplayers near the horn, i sent some helicopters to investigate, they said they were going to asia
Lemona
ok i reinstated divorce
i just need to resign same sex marriage into law
Yodle, Lemona
Good morning.
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Kaltburg
Austria-Hungary-Illyria?
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
yep
New United Common-Lands
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New United Common-Lands, Lemona
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hola
i feel threatened
ok
not you
why
*building missile silos in southern poland*
I'm now gonna try make a war flag
And also a flag for my navy, airforce and an actual flag for my army
Wooo this is gonna take 8 hours
Lemona
Looks over panhandle OI! keep it down yeah?!!?! We're tryin' to sleep over here!
Lemona
KK-
hallo
Kaltburg
i should get my army run FALs even though im communist lol
Lemona
Umayyad
oh yeah also
citizens are expected to learn three languages in school
German, English, and Spanish.
Schools in Spain swap Spanish for Italian. schools in Switzerland swap German for Galician
And schools in areas of the Antilles, Ireland, and the Isle of Man are taught Latin instead of English as most people in those areas can speak both English and Irish for Ireland, English and Manx for the Isle of Man, and English and usually Dutch but sometimes Gaulish (Fr*nch) in The Antilles
I think I have some in storage
Rummages around
Oh yeah hey would you look at that I do have some
Lemona
Don't mind me I'm just gonna
Proceeds to commit war crimes in India
Lemona, Costra Estil
IÂ’ve been committing smaller war crimes
like piracy
Wait wha
Also remember how you said you got plasma rifles from an issue?
I think I got that same issue
Lemona
oh cool
ignore the embodiment of my army
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Lemonan Latvija
just for the sake of me keeping plasma rifles
imma just say that after extensive research we created a rifle that shoots out very very hot plasma that when shot at a human leaves a hole about the size of a bullet hole that goes all the way through the body, melting the area around it.
so basically you can see through the victim, and it only works on one person tho.
Ones that can shoot multiple people at one time are being worked on
Socialistic Britain, Lemonan Amerika, Lemonan Latvija
ItÂ’s totally not like I lost the password to all my previous puppets and IÂ’m making new ones
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Lemonan Latvija
ItÂ’s also not like IÂ’m using different languages for the name
Not like Amerika is America in German and Guine is Guinea in Irish
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Lemonan Latvija
And that Ragh is Scottish for Raj
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Lemonan Latvija
And that Latvija is Latvian for Latvia
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
You have too much free time..
Lemona
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