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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I think quality of ships should be based of SA, amount by economy, and if you can have them by policies
Xerimerc, Kaidia
You still have to maintain them
You still have to maintain a car or a boat, even if it's not in active use
Lemona, Kaidia
Is that why my car exploded?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
No, that was me
Lemona, Kaidia
looks at Lemona with 1 billion dollars
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/XbuVYOjJ3SU
Lemona, Kaidia
Hand over that money and I will get workin!
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nah
I'll just use the best of my men's ability to maintain them which might not work.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Spaghetti time boys
Dinner is ready
Lemona, Xerimerc
-_-
Xerimerc, Kaidia
^w^
Lemona, Kaidia
Does anyone else do a headroll when they taste something sour or when they pee?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I roll my head all the time for no reason beyond the occasional spontaneous compulsion to do so
Lemona, Kaidia
Ok time to actually leave
Xerimerc
NooouuU
Lemona, Kaidia
No. You shouldnt be able to get them from issues. Issues are non canon
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
But other than that I agree
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You still have to maintain them, arm them when they use ammo, staff them with people, etc.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Have to be reasonable
Makes sense
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sicariosicariosicariohaigivemeattention
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
HAI *patpatpatpatpat*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I dont want to read my school book
Is many words
Xeri you should read it for me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*starts munching on some drywall*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
YASS*hugspats*
mmmwhichone
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
The invisible man
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yummy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*crunch*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Think about hoffnung cipher. Its all because of borders, and the policemen at Home Depot stopping me from eating the drywall
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ive monched on drywall veri tasti
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
You should require the policy that gives you a space organization thing
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I once ate half a book
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Impressive
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
It's a trap!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Astolfo moment
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i once ate and entire d!ck
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Like that time you chomped mine? :0
exactly
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
yaes that was pleasing
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[REDACTED IN ORDER TO REMAIN NOT BANNED]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pinevilla
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Location: Emperors Palace, Lars City, Lkandria
Emperor Lars is getting ready for the annual military parade
Emperor, the parade is ready to start. Are you ready to stand at the balcony?, asks Botan Korhonen, Security Director of the Emperors Palace
I am, ready, replies Lars
Botan begins to leave the room
Botan, says Lars
Botan turns around
When was a time you felt uneasy about something, anything, asks Lars
Erm, when I was deployed during the counter terrorism operations in Central Asia, responds Botan. I must ask, why do you ask such a question?
I feel uneasy Boten. There have been rumors of deviants up north. What worries me most is the fact they have been reported in Lkandria Proper. Lkandria Proper. Home of all Lkandrians that have ever existed. I wouldve expected deviants in the colonies but at home, never
Would you like an increase of Palace security?, asks Botan
I do not think that will be necessary, Lars says
Lars walks to the window and looks out at the great city. He seems oddly calm
Hmph. Today is going to be history, Botan, Lars says
Outside on the sidewalk people are getting ready to the see the military parade. That is interrupted by the sound of a window shattering. People gaze upwards to the sound and see a palace window is shattered
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
o///o
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Whatashame
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
can you send those shattered glass pieces?
I require them to feed the starving little children
Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]ihungerforheadscratches[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
You all are noobs
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
;w;
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I have EXPERIENCE in these matters
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
O, Algorithm gods
https://youtu.be/YuJpekKp9wA
why
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
theyrewatchingme
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
happy stomach noises
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Want some shortbread cookies?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
eh whatever
i'll send it to my people in a charity event
Lemona, Xerimerc
YES OR NO.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
im pretty sure i said yes in that sentence, but yes
Lemona, Xerimerc
lemona can you slap me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
Rips your nose off
Xerimerc, Kaidia
ok thats fine ill just grow a new one
thank you sir
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
:D
Xerimerc, Kaidia
good lemon
lemon is friend
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ok
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ayo?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Rica shut youre dirty minded mouth up
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thank you :D
Your help won't go unappreciated by the people
Lemona, Xerimerc
reflects recent events
Lemona, Xerimerc
*while taking sips of hot chocolate
Lemona, Xerimerc
ok time to play game
seeya
Lemona, Xerimerc
I did some sh!t
Xerimerc, Kaidia
rica shut your mouth before i make up something to get you banned
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ok
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Breaking News - Live on News Channel K-7
A cruise missile from unknown origins has hit one of the new power plants in Akorrda made by Aventech. The cruise missile has killed 39 and injured 61 people. The site is now a crumbled foundation with some parts of the plant still left.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
In a frenzy, the ships quickly send a bunch of information to the Lemonan government about what is going on.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I hate the scary story contest and this region and InterLefts ignorance for due dates
It said on the 31st
I rushed it
I hate everyone who made one after the due date now too
Xerimerc, Kaidia
we just gonna ignore it?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Tuesday, November 29th, 2022, 14:00, Rome, Lemona.
___________________
A crowd prepares outside the Capitol Building.
The Emperor will soon make a speech.
___________________
Charles walks up the Podium.
He begins to speak.
It has come to my attention that the Nation of Lkandria has set claim to the Star System of Alpha Centauri. Through our investigations, we have seen these claims our relatively false.
Thus, officially, Lemona denounces the Lkandrians claims.
We ask our allies and any nation hoping to end this nations tyrannic rule of its people and the fear it causes among other to follow suite.
Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
The Emperor steps down, while the crowd erupts into cheers and roars.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Rica Nardisian Helicopters drop off rescue crews to try to find any Survivors
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What kind of power plant
Xerimerc, Kaidia
electric
simple power plant with no nuclear stuff
bad for the city life, ya know?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Coal?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm. I didnt launch that.
Someones doing something without me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tuesday, November 29th, 2022, 8:10 PM, Novum Roma, Pinevilla.
___________________
In a response to Emperor Charles' calls for opposition to Lkandria's claim to Alpha Centauri, Head of the Regency Council for King Jacques II, Marcie Devalieur, makes a televised speech.
"People of Pinevilla. it has come to my attention that our former enemies in Lemona have called for a united front against Lkandria's claims in Alpha Centauri. Our own investigations confirm their theory that these claims are false.
Due to this, Pinevilla will not recognize any Lkandrian expansion in Alpha Centauri.
We stand with our Lemonan friends and call on other nations, just as Charles did, to aid in this response. Thank you."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i could say it was me but meh
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You planning something?
...
Pinevilla?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
i didnt say it was me you idiot
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtube.com/shorts/1igPqc1BoRg?feature=share
[sub]this totally didnt hit me in the feels[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Im always planning skemthing
I just dont usually go through with it
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
waaaaah am soooooo close to passing the lemon in sa
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
now that i think about it
i do need a nuclear testing ground...
hey can we make the sahara a nuclear testing ground
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have one already:
Random Islands
Lemona, Xerimerc
Kaidian Overwatch Command tires itself with the endless arguments with it's own peers. I decision is made to somewhat aid Lemona in this fateful war(?) between Lemona and Lkandria.
Lemona, Xerimerc
time to play some spider-man :D
Lemona, Xerimerc
strong dislike for it
I didnt do it, but there is a higher chance then if it was nuclear
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/OYl9IcA_Wuo
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
If you did it, that would mean high chance of war
Lemona, Xerimerc
I didnt
I just like nuclear power plants more
Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Then again, it was in the middle of a city and I'm not going to endanger my citizen's life
also I may or may not be joining you in a certain something
Lemona, Xerimerc
my issues suck @ss
Xerimerc, Kaidia
My rudeness is 3rd in the region :,)
Xerimerc, Kaidia
ha
mine are too
I wish I would get an actually practical issue that can raise my SA
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.