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Venesia Grande wrote:

pulls out taser

tasers Adrea

fetches cab

lifts them into the back of the trunk

enters cab

pays cabbie to drive into a sparsely populated area

Did I just get fricking assaulted

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Adreabhal wrote:Did I just get fricking assaulted

BBQ BACON BURGER 😩😩😩

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Venesia Grande wrote:[spoiler=Venesia’s reaction]head turns red

is enraged

pulls handcuffs out if their magical pinny pocket

mubles to themselves: “If I were a cop, oh, if only…-How dare you insult the wonderful tea like that?-What did you think pouring all that lovely tea into the unboiled, muddy brown salt-water of the Boston harbour?!”

“At least have some common decency and boil the water before you put the tea in”, smh.[/spoiler]

strokes xeri’s tummy and pats their head at the same time

pulls out taser

tasers Adrea

fetches cab

lifts them into the back of the trunk

enters cab

pays cabbie to drive into a sparsely populated area

That’s most unfortunate. If the original family members or their offspring are still alive, you could perhaps apply for a German passport though.

For those German citizens that got their citizenship wrongfully withdrawn/stripped during the twelve years of darkness you may be eligible to restore it. I would look it up on the internet. You could then get in touch with the responsible office and their officials. It will include a visit to Germany, too. Though the upsides are it will give you lots of benefits for travelling worldwide since the German passport is very powerful.

*pats Venesia Grande*

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Craggo Ai wrote:I think that maturity comes down to experience, and I think that it can be a subjective thing. At 20 years old, someone might not have had the experiences that would lead to wisdom, or even the opportunities to gain wisdom, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're incapable of or unworthy of being respected for their wisdom. Some 20-somethings might have had very difficult lives that allowed them to grow, while others who are the same age might have lived very sheltered lives that haven't given them the opportunities to grow in that way. So it really depends on the person.

Does wisdom truly come down to the difficulty of the life experiences you've had? I would argue there's not a direct correlation there.

Xerimerc, Maloi

Eeeeheeeeheehee Adreabhal is so big and sexy

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

JACK SPARROWWWW

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Did I just get fricking assaulted

Adreabhal wrote:Eeeeheeeeheehee Adreabhal is so big and sexy

Uhhhh

Adreabhal wrote:Does wisdom truly come down to the difficulty of the life experiences you've had? I would argue there's not a direct correlation there.

AI.

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Funky Fellers wrote:JACK SPARROWWWW

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:UhhhhAI.

Aren't I just your favorite?

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!!

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Adreabhal

Funky Fellers wrote:This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!!

*Vodka flies to Jack as he does a little jig*

Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:Aren't I just your favorite?

I forgot you existed.

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

The Craggo Republic wrote:I forgot you existed.

I'm going to pretend you don't mean that

Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:I'm going to pretend you don't mean that

I don't mean anything insulting, I just forgot.

Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I have the maturity levels of a 20+

I simply only use it to my advantage in some arguments

But sleep is important for you.

No.

I can’t wait to get to the hotel I need a shower fr

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I can’t wait to get to the hotel I need a shower fr

[sub]boysmell?[/sub]

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]boysmell?[/sub]

Yes

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Yes

Remove.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Remove.

I do not currently have access to the required materials to do so

Like i said, i need to wait until i get to the hotel to shower

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I do not currently have access to the required materials to do so

Like i said, i need to wait until i get to the hotel to shower

Cool, good luck remove toenald

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

This pink shirt making me devious I swear

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:This pink shirt making me devious I swear

Lick it.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Lick it.

[sub]what?[/sub]

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:[sub]what?[/sub]

lickies

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:[sub]what?[/sub]

Lick it, lick the shirt.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:lickies

[sub]uh uh um um uh uh i uh um um uh um uh[/sub]

The Craggo Republic wrote:Lick it, lick the shirt.

I’m wearing the shirt right now why would I lick it

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:[sub]uh uh um um uh uh i uh um um uh um uh[/sub]I’m wearing the shirt right now why would I lick it

Tasty fabric.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

I hate standardized testing

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

5 hours of my life wasted

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I hate standardized testing

Same

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:5 hours of my life wasted

Same but replace 5 with 18

That’s how long I’ve been on this bus

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I hate standardized testing

It is a poor method of assessing a student's progress, I agree

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:5 hours of my life wasted

Ono what happen

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:5 hours of my life wasted

Sad, would you like Pantreous Poetry or pats?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:It is a poor method of assessing a student's progress, I agree

Ono what happen

Standardized testing

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Sad, would you like Pantreous Poetry or pats?

Uranium

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:It is a poor method of assessing a student's progress, I agree

Ono what happen

Standardized test

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Standardized testing

*pet*

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Uranium

Ok, lemme assault Sheldon Cooper.

*Hugs Sheldon Cooper and looks for uranium*

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Standardized testing

Why do they feel the need to have us do them

If they want to know where we are at they can just look at the grades

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Why do they feel the need to have us do them

If they want to know where we are at they can just look at the grades

Or ask the students

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Why do they feel the need to have us do them

If they want to know where we are at they can just look at the grades

Literally just less accurate and a waste of paper...

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Literally just less accurate and a waste of paper...

Or a waste of internet depending on if it’s physical or digital

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Or a waste of internet depending on if it’s physical or digital

mm

We'll run out of internet juice

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Or a waste of internet depending on if it’s physical or digital

Yeah, hopefully digital.

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:mm

We'll run out of internet juice

I love drinking the internet juice

Femboy flavor is delicious

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I love drinking the internet juice

Femboy flavor is delicious

[sub]mmh[/sub]

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:I love drinking the internet juice

Femboy flavor is delicious

I like cyan idiot flavor!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmh[/sub]

[sub]hmm?[/sub]

The Craggo Republic wrote:I like cyan idiot flavor!

It’s like me but cyan

Xerimerc

Today's matches are done!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:[sub]hmm?[/sub]It’s like me but cyan

1. nya

2. no

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:1. nya

2. no

1. [sub]meow[/sub]

2. i didn’t say it was a bad thing

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Literally just less accurate and a waste of paper...

The guy who made the SAT also admitted that he made it to keep black people segregated from “white” schools

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The guy who made the SAT also admitted that he made it to keep black people segregated from “white” schools

L person

L test

L American public school system

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The guy who made the SAT also admitted that he made it to keep black people segregated from “white” schools

yEah

mm

Why are so many tests made by racists

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The guy who made the SAT also admitted that he made it to keep black people segregated from “white” schools

Assault and battery.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

I have copious amounts of feminine swag currently equipped in my inventory

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I have copious amounts of feminine swag currently equipped in my inventory

[sub]envy[/sub]

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:I have copious amounts of feminine swag currently equipped in my inventory

I decided today was a twink today

Pride skirt, tank top, thigh highs, my boots with copious amounts of buckles, and pink makeup

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Timmy15

Hi! I just joined this region through the telegram I got. I wanted to ask about cards. How do you do cards/participate in cards?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I decided today was a twink today

Pride skirt, tank top, thigh highs, my boots with copious amounts of buckles, and pink makeup

somanybuckles

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I decided today was a twink today

Pride skirt, tank top, thigh highs, my boots with copious amounts of buckles, and pink makeup

I love twink days!!

It is boy tummy tuesday after all, might as well go all out

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Timmy15 wrote:Hi! I just joined this region through the telegram I got. I wanted to ask about cards. How do you do cards/participate in cards?

Cards are acquired by opening packs. Packs are acquired by answering issues. Cards serve no gameplay purpose, and are entirely for trading with other nations.

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:I love twink days!!

It is boy tummy tuesday after all, might as well go all out

Sadly did not wear a crop top

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Sadly did not wear a crop top

I would, I just don’t have one yet

I gotta deal with what I have equipped

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Timmy15 wrote:Hi! I just joined this region through the telegram I got. I wanted to ask about cards. How do you do cards/participate in cards?

You get card packs from answering issues, open those to get some cards. You can then buy/trade/sell cards on the marketplace! I don’t do it very often but it’s very fun

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Cards are acquired by opening packs. Packs are acquired by answering issues. Cards serve no gameplay purpose, and are entirely for trading with other nations.

Except for the global ranking part

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Cards are acquired by opening packs. Packs are acquired by answering issues. Cards serve no gameplay purpose, and are entirely for trading with other nations.

Ah! How do I become rich?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I would, I just don’t have one yet

I gotta deal with what I have equipped

I was referring to myself but you as well

My favorite method of acquiring crop tops is go to a thrift store, buy some old band shirt or something that looks goth and snip snip snip until it’s very small

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Timmy15 wrote:Ah! How do I become rich?

Get cards

Exploit workers

Xerimerc

Timmy15 wrote:Ah! How do I become rich?

What do you mean by rich? Do you mean the "Bank" on the card menu, or the Economy stats

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I was referring to myself but you as well

My favorite method of acquiring crop tops is go to a thrift store, buy some old band shirt or something that looks goth and snip snip snip until it’s very small

The problem is I would have to not get caught

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I have copious amounts of feminine swag currently equipped in my inventory

Good femboy.

Timmy15 wrote:Hi! I just joined this region through the telegram I got. I wanted to ask about cards. How do you do cards/participate in cards?

Welcome, go to nation page and click/tap card icon.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:What do you mean by rich? Do you mean the "Bank" on the card menu, or the Economy stats

Bank I think

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:The problem is I would have to not get caught

Most of the ones I make are small enough to be worn under other shirts/sweatshirts

Useful for unexpected cold weather

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Most of the ones I make are small enough to be worn under other shirts/sweatshirts

Useful for unexpected cold weather

MINNESOTA

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Timmy15 wrote:Bank I think

Bank is acquired by selling cards to other nations, or junking cards and receiving the card's 'junk price'

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Bank is acquired by selling cards to other nations, or junking cards and receiving the card's 'junk price'

So how I get started?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Timmy15 wrote:So how I get started?

Answering issues

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Answering issues

On your nation page, next to all the graphs and stats and stuff there’ll be an icon that looks like some playing cards

Xerimerc

Timmy15 wrote:So how I get started?

Answer some issues to get packs, open those packs to get cards. List some cards for sale (or junk them to get some starting money). I'm not super experienced with the trading system, I mostly just collect pictures of myself uwu

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

American healthcare: give us your entire bank account

Canadian healthcare: you are going to die

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:American healthcare: give us your entire bank account

Canadian healthcare: you are going to die;

British healthcare: you're dying? your appointment is scheduled for 11 months from now uwu

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:British healthcare: you're dying? your appointment is scheduled for 11 months from now uwu

When you gotta call 911 but you forgot the number:

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:When you gotta call 911 but you forgot the number:

When you gotta call 911 but you don't want to bankrupt yourself over a ride to the hospital:

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:When you gotta call 911 but you forgot the number:

9.1.1

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:When you gotta call 911 but you don't want to bankrupt yourself over a ride to the hospital:

When you gotta call 911 but your primary doctor isn’t working today:

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:When you gotta call 911 but your primary doctor isn’t working today:

When you call 911 in Zimbabwe:

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:When you call 911 in Zimbabwe:

Trick question

You can’t

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Trick question

You can’t

Hehehe haw yeah.

Xerimerc

Hmm

I wanna get an ODST tattoo and a phoenix I’ve decided

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hmm

I wanna get an ODST tattoo and a phoenix I’ve decided

I’ve been planning on getting a tattoo in the future

Of what, you may ask?

No, you may not ask.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

mm

My sunglasses make me look too serious

I wanna look cute ):

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:mm

My sunglasses make me look too serious

I wanna look cute ):

They are not mutually exclusive

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hmm

I wanna get an ODST tattoo and a phoenix I’ve decided

Cool.

*Throws a thick lead barrel of uranium to your feet* I killed 24 armed men!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Cool.

*Throws a thick lead barrel of uranium to your feet* I killed 24 armed men!

Chuck Norris killed more men than that by sneezing

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:mm

My sunglasses make me look too serious

I wanna look cute ):

You already do quit lying

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Chuck Norris killed more men than that by sneezing

Well duh 🙄, it's Chuck Norris...

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Well duh 🙄, it's Chuck Norris...

“Why can’t you be more like ____”

- my parents

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:They are not mutually exclusive

I had some top gun sunglasses

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:You already do quit lying

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

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