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Teampizza wrote:Anyone wanna trade

sure,

*gives a bunch of lemons*

Now give pizza

Lemona wrote:sure,

*gives a bunch of lemons*

Now give pizza

*gives 100 year supply of pizza and 10 year supply of oil)

Lemona

Britain, I can trade more pizza and oil for automobiles

Lemona

Teampizza wrote:Britain, I can trade more pizza and oil for automobiles

Nah, thanks for the offer though

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Nah, thanks for the offer though

Kk

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:o h

u h

[sub]man I need to get better at rp[/sub]

I would teach you but I don’t know how. I taught myself after joining a rp discord server and watching everyone else rp

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I would teach you but I don’t know how. I taught myself after joining a rp discord server and watching everyone else rp

I just know cuz I watch people and I play roblox so I get the best rp like, *hits* *dodges* *hits cant dodge* *dodges anyway*

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:I just know cuz I watch people and I play roblox so I get the best rp like, *hits* *dodges* *hits cant dodge* *dodges anyway*

My little brother got into this book series called “Warrior Cats” and found Roblox servers to rp in. I don’t know how good he is at it tho

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:My little brother got into this book series called “Warrior Cats” and found Roblox servers to rp in. I don’t know how good he is at it tho

This?

https://web.roblox.com/games/3663340706/Warrior-Cats-Ultimate-Edition

Socialistic Britain

Anyways I gtg so bye lads. I back later today

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Konigsberg Oblast

Lemona wrote:Anyways I gtg so bye lads. I back later today

Cya

Lemona

Lemona wrote:This?

https://web.roblox.com/games/3663340706/Warrior-Cats-Ultimate-Edition

Yeah probably. I will admit that the game looked pretty well polished

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Cya

Actually I’m off by twenty minutes so I’m still here for a bout twenty minutes

Socialistic Britain

Anyway, im gonna go try get better at rp, farewell.

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Anyway, im gonna go try get better at rp, farewell.

bye

Socialistic Britain

Okay now I’m going so bye

Lemona wrote:Da celts have to say, one thing is worse then da anglos and Roman’s, da nords.

so,

*Forts are built across the new territories of Ireland and Brittany along with the northern coast of Iberia and our German lands, while Lkandrians are strong, way stronger then us, military will do nothing. Lemona shall rule. Troops are sent all across Ireland and Brittany, preparing to defend lemona. While unlikely, a neighbors build in defenses and attack weapons must be treated with an immediate response*

*These fortifications are noted by satellites and are in the process of seeing what they are. Mock landings are conducted in Northern Germany as well as mock battles. Ships and planes also practice hard for the possible coming war*

Lemona

Today's matches are done

(Results for the second round of matches will be posted shortly)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done

(Results for the second round of matches will be posted shortly)

Lots of goals today!

Lemona

Could everyone please change your vote to AGAINST Liberate EmbassyRegionia

Aya confirmed this has been liberated now so we can vote against.

Lkandria, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Aya Democratic Republic

Aya Democratic Republic

Aya Democratic Republic

I get Brittany and modern Ireland britain gets Normandy and Northern Ireland

Ok, we really need to use something else for all this roleplay stuff.

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Could everyone please change your vote to AGAINST Liberate EmbassyRegionia

Aya confirmed this has been liberated now so we can vote against.

Ok

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Ok

Cheers!

Lkandria, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Ok, we really need to use something else for all this roleplay stuff.

i mean what’s wrong with tapatalk

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i mean what’s wrong with tapatalk

im fine without it, we just need a way to organize roleplay

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done

(Results for the second round of matches will be posted shortly)

Round 2 of Matches - Results

Sanders Conference

1st: BrendenPuppies FC (4p)

2nd: Dashing Does FC (4p)

3rd: Greater Drussi FC (3p)

4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (3p)

5th: União Esportiva FC (3p)

6th: Wash. Fed. FC (2p)

7th: New-Union FC (1p)

8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (0p)

Dogger Conference

1st: Common Land Utd. (4p)

2nd: Vlaskanese FF (4p)

3rd: FC Huye (3p)

4th: Lemonan Citruses SC (2p)

5th: The Government's FC (2p)

6th: Danobia FC (2p)

7th: Triangolan FC (1p)

8th: Ard. Nat. FC (0p)

(Ties broken by seeding)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Okay now I’m going so bye

LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY THE HELL WAS MY FLEET AMBUSHED BY AN "UNKNOWN" FLEET?

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Round 2 of Matches - Results

Sanders Conference

1st: BrendenPuppies FC (4p)

2nd: Dashing Does FC (4p)

3rd: Greater Drussi FC (3p)

4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (3p)

5th: União Esportiva FC (3p)

6th: Wash. Fed. FC (2p)

7th: New-Union FC (1p)

8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (0p)

Dogger Conference

1st: Common Land Utd. (4p)

2nd: Vlaskanese FF (4p)

3rd: FC Huye (3p)

4th: Lemonan Citruses SC (2p)

5th: The Government's FC (2p)

6th: Danobia FC (2p)

7th: Triangolan FC (1p)

8th: Ard. Nat. FC (0p)

(Ties broken by seeding)

https://i.ibb.co/dB40D0P/Untitled306-20220409195334.png

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:im fine without it, we just need a way to organize roleplay

Honestly no idea

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:im fine without it, we just need a way to organize roleplay

Meillur has an interesting canon organization.

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Round 2 of Matches - Results

Sanders Conference

1st: BrendenPuppies FC (4p)

2nd: Dashing Does FC (4p)

3rd: Greater Drussi FC (3p)

4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (3p)

5th: União Esportiva FC (3p)

6th: Wash. Fed. FC (2p)

7th: New-Union FC (1p)

8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (0p)

Dogger Conference

1st: Common Land Utd. (4p)

2nd: Vlaskanese FF (4p)

3rd: FC Huye (3p)

4th: Lemonan Citruses SC (2p)

5th: The Government's FC (2p)

6th: Danobia FC (2p)

7th: Triangolan FC (1p)

8th: Ard. Nat. FC (0p)

(Ties broken by seeding)

HAHAHAHA YES!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Round 2 of Matches - Results

Sanders Conference

1st: BrendenPuppies FC (4p)

2nd: Dashing Does FC (4p)

3rd: Greater Drussi FC (3p)

4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (3p)

5th: União Esportiva FC (3p)

6th: Wash. Fed. FC (2p)

7th: New-Union FC (1p)

8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (0p)

Dogger Conference

1st: Common Land Utd. (4p)

2nd: Vlaskanese FF (4p)

3rd: FC Huye (3p)

4th: Lemonan Citruses SC (2p)

5th: The Government's FC (2p)

6th: Danobia FC (2p)

7th: Triangolan FC (1p)

8th: Ard. Nat. FC (0p)

(Ties broken by seeding)

What does the Bankless football league trophy look like? Any ideas

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:What does the Bankless football league trophy look like? Any ideas

EFL cup trophy but with the BFL logo.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

New-Union wrote:LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY THE HELL WAS MY FLEET AMBUSHED BY AN "UNKNOWN" FLEET?

Because I’m doing European stuff protecting my country and I haven’t done anything in the pacific.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1686554

depression

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i mean what’s wrong with tapatalk

tapatalk bad, because yes.

also you no update map >:(

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:im fine without it, we just need a way to organize roleplay

I know a way,

we don’t!

Personally I think it’s fine without any organization.

Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:Dear Member's of Parliament [spoiler](Yodle, Aya Democratic Republic, Tarao, Lemona, Republic Of Penguinian Astronautia, Lkandria, The Washington Federation, Former Argentina, Partisan Italy, United Lovervyche, Brendene, Santu Surgo and Mars Hotel )[/spoiler]

I am writing to ask you to vote FOR our bill in parliament, "Speaker of the House Act"

Ardeyn has kindly volunteered to implement these new processes and become our interim speaker of the house. This role will help coordinate parliament essentially, we will look to hold an election for this role when the new processes are setup.

Our parliament has been quite inactive recently (with the exception of the Regional Sports bill) and we feel it is time for a re-vamp.

We want to ensure we have active MP's, so we are going to ask for MP's to re-apply for parliament. This will also give a chance to newer nations to apply.

Eventually, we would like to hold elections for MP's in our region too.

I would value your feedback, on this bill and this approach going forwards (same for any non MP nations interested in joining our parliament)

Your turnout to vote for or against the bill would be appreciated!

Kind regards

New United Common-Lands

WA Delegate, Deputy PM

so...odd question..since I never actually figured it out, how *do* I vote....

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Because I’m doing European stuff protecting my country and I haven’t done anything in the pacific.

my fleet was in egypt

Tarao wrote:so...odd question..since I never actually figured it out, how *do* I vote....

Please telegram Aya Democratic Republic or let him know on RMB

Tarao, Lemona

New-Union wrote:my fleet was in egypt

Well why the hell were you in the Mediterranean?!?

Okay now my flag is to represent Celtic nations under a Anglo or nord or Roman or whatever.

New-Union wrote:my fleet was in egypt

My boats are randomly scattered in the ocean.

Lemona

Ok I just finished changing my flag

Lemona

Hey Lemona, I Want to propose something,

What if we were allies?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hey Lemona, I Want to propose something,

What if we were allies?

sure, just please make sure the Cornish and welsh are okay.

The Irish mainly left Northern Ireland so idc about that.

New United Common-Lands wrote:Please telegram Aya Democratic Republic or let him know on RMB

ahhh alrighty thank you :)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:sure, just please make sure the Cornish and welsh are okay.

The Irish mainly left Northern Ireland so idc about that.

Alright then

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Alright then

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1688674

Hey who is on rn

Vlaskal, Lemona

I played with my dog outside.

Vlaskal

Vlaskal I know your there put your hands up you are under arrest!

Vlaskal

I swear every issue that doesn’t let you boost your military lowers it. I got a issue and implemented dress codes for politicians and my defense forces went down. Like bruh. Even tho it’s only 0.3% it’s still annoying that it even influenced my defense forces

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I swear every issue that doesn’t let you boost your military lowers it. I got a issue and implemented dress codes for politicians and my defense forces went down. Like bruh. Even tho it’s only 0.3% it’s still annoying that it even influenced my defense forces

It says my agriculture goes up, BUT IT GOES DOWN! MAKE UP YOUR MIND GAME!

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:It says my agriculture goes up, BUT IT GOES DOWN! MAKE UP YOUR MIND GAME!

Yeah. Also I have a law that says you have to own a weapon yet some of the issues make my weaponization go down somehow

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal I know your there put your hands up you are under arrest!

mmmm *yawn* tf u want nya~?

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Yeah. Also I have a law that says you have to own a weapon yet some of the issues make my weaponization go down somehow

I’m classified as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, I think they need to work on that. I’m definitely not a democracy, democratic elections are banned. I can’t be a democracy if I’ve outlawed democracy! It’s probably because the whole ranking classification thing doesn’t take in mind the policies, but it should.

Also when I installed socialism for a bit I became Democratic Socialists, yet other nations that are socialist and are about the same as me, are classified as Inoffensive Centrist Democracy. I’ve uninstalled socialism now but still, do some more updates with that.

Vlaskal wrote:mmmm *yawn* tf u want nya~?

you have said uwu too many times and haven’t had a mental breakdown, so you are under arrest!

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:you have said uwu too many times and haven’t had a mental breakdown, so you are under arrest!

hmm~? why do you want me to have one *smirk*

ffs

Vlaskal wrote:hmm~? why do you want me to have one *smirk*

ffs

The rule is that the more you say uwu the closer you are getting to have mental breakdown, you have said it to many times for humanity’s safety!

Vlaskal

uwu *throws you out of the window and gets back to sleeping*

Oh Kyle

Vlaskal wrote:uwu *throws you out of the window and gets back to sleeping*

*faint police sirens turn to a child screaming wee wooo weeee woooo weee woooo*

Vlaskal

Sir, we have an arrest for, window thrower person

Vlaskal, Lemona

uwu, ok im bored now...

Lemona

hmmmmm, now where did i put that flag....

Lemona

Teampizza wrote:Sir, we have an arrest for, window thrower person

Defenestrator, perhaps?

Vlaskal, Lemona

Hmm a ufo is an unidentified flying object, right? so if I hurl a random bowling ball at someone, it will count as a ufo, right? preferably near a lake so no one will find the bowling ball after it bounces off the person's head

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Hmm a ufo is an unidentified flying object, right? so if I hurl a random bowling ball at someone, it will count as a ufo, right? preferably near a lake so no one will find the bowling ball

If we identify them as ufo's, are they really unidentified?

Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Hmm a ufo is an unidentified flying object, right? so if I hurl a random bowling ball at someone, it will count as a ufo, right? preferably near a lake so no one will find the bowling ball after it bounces off the person's head

Oh nice I have a house by a lake.

Vlaskal

Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.

Just like in war! let me demonstrate, *shoots a random combatant that's finding their weapon*, see? easy *Tries to take something from the unconscious body*

Vlaskal wrote:uwu everything is free to take, you just have to loot someone's unconscious body, they consent because they are sleeping

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Just like in war! let me demonstrate, *shoots a random combatant that's finding their weapon*, see? easy *Tries to take something from the unconscious body*

War, you say?

(The Vlaskanese combatant, who attempted a looting, would be wounded in battle, as they have went out in the open.)

Vlaskal, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:War, you say?

(The Vlaskanese combatant, who attempted a looting, would be wounded in battle, as they have went out in the open.)

when is the next match in the bfl?

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:when is the next match in the bfl?

Tomorrow

(4/10, 10 days until the 4/20 match between the top of each conference

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

I watched turning red and I think it’s about furries now.

And a 13 year old wrighting fan fiction

Vlaskal

dammit aya still hasn’t updated the map

Lemona wrote:dammit aya still hasn’t updated the map

Give the man a break will ya? probably still sleeping or just busy

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Give the man a break will ya? probably still sleeping or just busy

I never give anyone a break

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Ulensbwkwvehedwyespdateus

On other note, there is this song called “REMINGTON” by a band called the Lumineers which I like a lot as it’s folk rock, anyways one line says “Hey Mr. Remington”

and I remembered it by “Hey Mr. Paddington.” The bear. Paddingtok the freakin bear.

MY GOSH IM A FATHER KNOWS BEST STATE NOW.

Lemona wrote:MY GOSH IM A FATHER KNOWS BEST STATE NOW.

Better then a Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, all from using kids that slander on social media as a weapon against criminals.

Lemona wrote:MY GOSH IM A FATHER KNOWS BEST STATE NOW.

literally 1984

Lemona

im still a democratic socialist country despite having no democracy

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:im still a democratic socialist country despite having no democracy

Do what i did, and trash your political freedoms to become a conservative, Father Knows Best State!

Anyways usually I’d go to bed around now but on Saturdays I stay up late just to fall asleep earlier every other day

Ah, I love being awake at 4am

Absolutely amazing

Lemona

uwu yeah, you can see some weird sht early in the morning like a fat rat roaming the street eating a bird

Lemona

I going asleep now, goodnight!

Vlaskal

Just got my WA back! ima just endorse the officers, me too lazy endorsing everyone with a wreath

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

wjbfwjk fkw, good morning to yall americans hbhjhhhj

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Triangola, Lemona

aww man. Tomorrow is a Monday, which is already worse by itself....

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:wjbfwjk fkw, good morning to yall americans hbhjhhhj

Good morning!

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Yodle wrote:Good morning!

Guten Morgen!

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

Good afternoon

Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Good afternoon

only morning

Lemona wrote:only morning

This is my morning

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:This is my morning

no Brit’s allowed

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:no Brit’s allowed

Socialistic Britain wour fwiend is bweing mwean two mwe 🥺 pwetty pwease invwade Iweland fwor mwe?

👉👈

Vlaskal, Lemona, Jiaolang, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Socialistic Britain wour fwiend is bweing mwean two mwe 🥺 pwetty pwease invwade Iweland fwor mwe?

👉👈

ahhh my eyes burn reading that ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Socialistic Britain wour fwiend is bweing mwean two mwe 🥺 pwetty pwease invwade Iweland fwor mwe?

👉👈

owo, even when i became an unintentional catgirl, for a couple of days, i still wanna gouge my eyes out

Lemona, Xerimerc

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