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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Its not about the territory, its about sending a message
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Its easier to lay low when people think Im not that powerful
Then bam
Hit em with that highly superior and advanced military
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Kaidian President invites the Lemonan Emperor to Kaidia's capital, Akorrda, for a city-wide party.
Lemona, Xerimerc
ok
Xerimerc, Kaidia
puts expectations way low and attacks you jokingly
Lemona, Xerimerc
I dont have one
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Spam Pinevilla to bring back the old map
Lemona, Xerimerc
You jest but I am already planning a factbook on how I would decimate your economy in under 2 hours
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Carpet bombing industrial areas and weapons depots works very well
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Or rather any other nation below you's economies?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
brings out notepad and begins writing
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Lkandrian across Lkandria celebrate their victory over Lemona, although it was expected they would win. Some are unhappy however with very little territory being exchanged but most are grateful that Austria has been returned to Lkandria. In celebration of this the Baltic Sea has been renamed to the Lars Sea
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Im feeding you misinfo
Psychological warfare on you is SO easy omg
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Conducting any operation under 2 hours is a difficult task, no matter how powerful the enemy is, or lack thereof
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well I'm still writing
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ive considered asking NUCL let me be head of psyops
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Send bombers
Pray enemy AA isnt good
Find out it is good and resort to kamikaze attacks instead
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Um
Ok
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Seriously
heneedstostudymore
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Want my advice? Focus on preventing craft from being able to enter your airspace from orbit
You wont be able to stop my highly advanced Air Force once its in your airspace, but the crucial point is getting air superiority there
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Went from US ww2 start to japan real quick
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Wanna sign a peace treaty?
You've already signed one with Lkandria and this wars getting pretty annoying so
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well my MDSs need an upgrade.
And the ceasefire is a great way to upgrade not only the MDSs, but also most of our equipment...
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Peace treaty?
Actually
Didn't I join the war in your favor?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Good luck! Would you like to purchase Sicario equipment? Its some of the highest technologically advanced on the market! Its just in very low stock and therefore extremely expensive :)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yeah, if you want you can also sign a peace treaty to get out of the war
Honestly I just want to sleep
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nah
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
And I want my old flag back
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Im gonna do it later
Maybe tomorrow
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm unfortunate.
You should know those who are safe from me are those who I make business deals from. You might not be able to trust me but I never break a contract. Only bend it.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Actually
What equipment you got and how much is it
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Lemona, Xerimerc
If you want I got slightly more advanced equipment
plus higher stock and cheaper
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
panics
I am stuck in a capitalist trap again!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ah, splendid!
[sub]wish Id put this stuff in a factbook[/sub]
Some of my recent innovations are new firing methods for infantry/bullet based weapons, using a small capacitor being overcharged to launch a tungsten slug at speeds greater than normal ballistics can achieve. Also new forms of carbon nano-tube armor, as well as electronic reactive armor that can also work as a anti infantry device to prevent the craft from being swarmed
AI tech as well but thats a topic of debate within the military right now
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ding
How about this:
I buy one of your equipment each
Which ever is higher quality will win my word.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mmm tsk tsk britain. Weve established that Im more advanced than you before
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
But good ma'am/sir/person
I have higher scientific advancement
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
So
What gonna happen to villa now ;w;
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
How about I let you rent some F-15S fighters? Theyre relatively older designs but we are willing to temporarily part ways with them in a form of rent
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uhhh
Maybe get some land stolen
Or something
Not sure
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
You get to see me, Britain, and Sicario fight
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Mmm lemme check the military advancements stat rela quick
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Anyway my body is in severe pain and I have things to do so I must go
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Hello guys.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Where the heck did that stat go
I swear it was a thing
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Give me one of your common equipment for a bit of time, and I'll test the quality, and original price.
Whoever wins, gets my trust.
Find out what piece of equipment you both have in common, and let me test it out.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Anyways! Shush britain before I bring up some court documents!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Idk what happened.
Catch me up on WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well
The kaisers dead (definitely wont do something in the future where he returns :3)
So
Idk
I guess Ill get some dictatorship that isnt a monarchy now cause he never had kids
Could bring the king back but that wouldnt work
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Or you could buy different forms of equipment from both parties!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Gobble Gobble.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ill bring back Lenin if you do that
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Thanks for the idea
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
I summon John Cena.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Fun fact! I once attempted to do an RKO on a kid and nearly snapped his neck! And thats how I nearly killed soemone at the ripe age of 12 ladies gentlemen and gentletheys
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Alright need to get ready for Thanksgiving party
Seeya all
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
:0 much chad
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hai xeri :3 *patpatpat*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Can villa become britain puppet again
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
uwu hai
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
hanging out with family is great when you can't hear them
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Hai xewi
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Heya villa sry I didn't give cuddles I was getting yelled at :3 *cuddles*
Lemona, Kaidia
Xeri villa got defeated in war what should I do
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718179443046350941/1045449626221813770/20221124_212006.jpg
Look at my dog
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
150 thousand average income, because top 10% is 770,000+
Lemona, Kaidia
.........
I
Don't
Feel
Safe
.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
fancy Kaidia noises
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
Bruh
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1713157
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
um
what are you trying to say
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
I need help.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
with?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
My history.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
well look at mine:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779000
stopped after a week
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Hey Lemona
Peace treaty?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
burger
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Im a copied it and print it on mine.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
gimme diamonds and Ill pay you
in the peace treaty
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
thats called plagiarism
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
gimme Ireland and Brittany
or no sleep
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
sighs
How many...
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
how many you got
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Like...
looks at mining depots
14 tons
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Ill take 14 tons of diamonds
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
There is goo on my trousers and I can't remember if its just mucus or something elsw
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Alright...
1.4 billion dollars please
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
"trousers"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
What do you want me to call them, American? Pants?
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
What would you guess
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Clothing below your shirt
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
yay
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Socks
Don't you call trousers pants
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Socks above you socks
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
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Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Long socks
Thighhighsiwant;w;
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
enjoy
exactly
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Pants better
Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
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