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Lawid wrote:Does that mean I can buy you?

Owo master?

Military industrial “complex”? Actually, I find it quite simple.

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hewwo

Hewwo

Sicario Mercenary Corps

p a i n

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Britain told me I shouldn't pilot anymore and I stared at him like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2esVV2--CkY

I was joking

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I was joking

I’m going to enforce cheerfulness and cooperation among the crew

Dissenters will be handcuffed and left in the forward ballast

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m going to enforce cheerfulness and cooperation among the crew

Dissenters will be handcuffed and left in the forward ballast

:D

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m going to enforce cheerfulness and cooperation among the crew

Dissenters will be handcuffed and left in the forward ballast

oi

that's my job

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:oi

that's my job

Dissenter

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I was joking

I was literally about to shoot you in the head until I remembered the axe incident

Ik you were just kiddin' around

Think I got peeved off by it so much because before we started playing I was already in an angy little mood

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:I was literally about to shoot you in the head until I remembered the axe incident

Ik you were just kiddin' around

Think I got peeved off by it so much because before we started playing I was already in an angy little mood

Axe incident? Did someone spray axe body spray all over the submarine

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:Axe incident? Did someone spray axe body spray all over the submarine

I cleaved Xeris head off with an axe

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:I was literally about to shoot you in the head until I remembered the axe incident

Ik you were just kiddin' around

Think I got peeved off by it so much because before we started playing I was already in an angy little mood

o no

why

Lkandria wrote:Axe incident? Did someone spray axe body spray all over the submarine

If you count blood as "axe body spray" then I suppose so

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:o no

why

If you count blood as "axe body spray" then I suppose so

Won't get into it

In hindsight, it sounds super stupid

But I genuinely didn't know the axe would do that much damage

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Won't get into it

In hindsight, it sounds super stupid

But I genuinely didn't know the axe would do that much damage

I forgot about neurotrauma

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Goodmorning!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:I was literally about to shoot you in the head until I remembered the axe incident

Ik you were just kiddin' around

Think I got peeved off by it so much because before we started playing I was already in an angy little mood

I'll be honest

I still cannot remember what happened after that

I just remember saying it then you being in an angy mood

and also xeri for some reason

I cannot remember

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:Goodmorning!

GM

Xerimerc, Maloi

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'll be honest

I still cannot remember what happened after that

I just remember saying it then you being in an angy mood

and also xeri for some reason

I cannot remember

Xeri was piloting the sub as you said it

Then as soon as the ship bumped into something I snapped like a twig and started yelling at the both of you

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:Xeri was piloting the sub as you said it

Then as soon as the ship bumped into something I snapped like a twig and started yelling at the both of you

I said:

'OH XERIS SUCH A BETTER PILOT, HUH, BRITAIN?'

'WIPE MY ASS'

'IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK MAN'

'FISH COME OUT OF NOWHERE'

'AND THERES WALLS EVERYWHERE'

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Xeri was piloting the sub as you said it

Then as soon as the ship bumped into something I snapped like a twig and started yelling at the both of you

Ah..

Ardeyn wrote:I said:

'OH XERIS SUCH A BETTER PILOT, HUH, BRITAIN?'

'WIPE MY ASS'

'IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK MAN'

'FISH COME OUT OF NOWHERE'

'AND THERES WALLS EVERYWHERE'

overall 10/10 barotrauma session

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Lars and Kilm touch down at the Lars City HQ and begin to drive to the Great Hall to meet with the Golden Circle, a group of two hundred lawmakers in Lkandria. Along the way many thing around Lars City happen. Construction bots repair and small crack in any building, police drones fly overhead scanning for any trouble makes or unchipped individuals and numerous anti air and anti missile defense systems installed on the side of the roads. They make it to the Great Hall without incident and are greated by two super soldiers and a mech at the doorway. They salute Lars and nod at Kilm. They make their way inside. Inside the building they walk through a long hallway with numerous super soldiers on each side. At the end are large glorious door. The soldiers quickly open the door for Lars and Kilm. They walk inside the room and look around. There are all the lawmakers talking and chatting amongst each other. Some needing to use robot avatars as they are elsewhere. The room is huge and the seats are in a semi circle with a podium at the front of the semi circle. They all look at Lars and begin taking their seat. Lars looks at Kilm

“The floor is yours”

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:GM

You're hyped as always slay💖💅

Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-

Maloi wrote:You're hyped as always slay💖💅

I can admire -Watermelon- for their hype always, even while mass producing propaganda against them and their people

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Adreabhal wrote:I can admire -Watermelon- for their hype always, even while mass producing propaganda against them and their people

What did I even do

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

-Watermelon- wrote:What did I even do

You were in the way of my expansion. Be thankful that Lkandria gave me enough land to satisfy me for years and then some

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Lkandria wrote:Axe incident? Did someone spray axe body spray all over the submarine

I threw a stun grenade in the command room as a joke (it knocks u out and does no real damage) and Ardeyn then attacked me with an axe, first accidentally killing xeri before hitting me and I unloaded every revolver round I had into Ardeyn before trying to fix my spinal cord

I managed to stabilize myself then passed out and britain didn’t know the medical system of the mod I installed so I just slowly bled out

Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:I forgot about neurotrauma

Same amount of damage

Just more difficult to treat

I think it’s also cuz you hit him on the head

Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:You were in the way of my expansion. Be thankful that Lkandria gave me enough land to satisfy me for years and then some

I am thankful. It was a real OG move on Lkandria’s part

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

HAIA GOD

-Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah..

overall 10/10 barotrauma session

If you wouldn’t describe the barotrauma session as “hell” you weren’t playing barotrauma

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

In an international press conference, leader of Adreabhal Thalia Mila Shidakhina renames the Democrabic Republic of Adreabhal to the Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal and names herself Empress Thalia Mila, marking a change in the way Adreabhal approaches foreign policy. What could this mean?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:If you wouldn’t describe the barotrauma session as “hell” you weren’t playing barotrauma

Will there be a baro today

Unsure whether I'll be able to make it

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

President Melonius is sitting in his office, drinking black coffee and ignoring everything like normal. Suddenly, the door to the office flies off of its hinges, and a group of sixty military personnel are standing outside, armed. Melonius is confused, but doesn’t get much time to think. As soon as they spot him, the lead member of the coup fires directly at his head. Melonius falls to the ground. At this time, the new President of -Watermelon-, his brother, is being inaugurated.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Ardeyn wrote:Will there be a baro today

Unsure whether I'll be able to make it

Probably not

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

I kin Lockheed Martin

Might draw a Lockheed Martinsona later

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:President Melonius is sitting in his office, drinking black coffee and ignoring everything like normal. Suddenly, the door to the office flies off of its hinges, and a group of sixty military personnel are standing outside, armed. Melonius is confused, but doesn’t get much time to think. As soon as they spot him, the lead member of the coup fires directly at his head. Melonius falls to the ground. At this time, the new President of -Watermelon-, his brother, is being inaugurated.

A Frickin' coup? Coooooooool

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:A Frickin' coup? Coooooooool

I mean, uh... Empress Thalia Mila sends a letter expressing her totally sincere and heartfelt sadness at the death of President Melonius, whom she most certainly did not consider a thorn in her side

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:A Frickin' coup? Coooooooool

The very, very vast majority of our citizens regretted electing him

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I kin Lockheed Martin

Might draw a Lockheed Martinsona later

Apparently Lockheed Martin got mad at people for drawing “art” of the F-35 on Reddit

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Apparently Lockheed Martin got mad at people for drawing “art” of the F-35 on Reddit

I’m not even gonna ask

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

I’m going through lockheeds diversity page

And they really, really don’t want to admit they’re an arms manufacturer

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

“We are dedicated to providing a safe and inclusive work environment for our employees because we believe we are at our best when we all can be our whole selves at work and in everything we do.

Workforce demographics infographic data

At Rotary and Mission Systems, our team works on everything from helicopters to integrated air and missile defense, littoral and undersea warfare, radar, electronic warfare, cyber solutions, C4ISR and training and logistics systems. When you join us, you’ll be joining a diverse team of approximately 35,000 employees in 16 different countries working to solve some of the world's most complex challenges.”

Ah yes. Challenges, the main enemy

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:The very, very vast majority of our citizens regretted electing him

I checked, about 92%, or 78,200,000 people

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:“We are dedicated to providing a safe and inclusive work environment for our employees because we believe we are at our best when we all can be our whole selves at work and in everything we do.

Workforce demographics infographic data

At Rotary and Mission Systems, our team works on everything from helicopters to integrated air and missile defense, littoral and undersea warfare, radar, electronic warfare, cyber solutions, C4ISR and training and logistics systems. When you join us, you’ll be joining a diverse team of approximately 35,000 employees in 16 different countries working to solve some of the world's most complex challenges.”

Ah yes. Challenges, the main enemy

Just like me! I have many mental challenges.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

They use the words “innovation” “challenges” and “solution” a lot

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

-Watermelon- wrote:I checked, about 92%, or 78,200,000 people

They tried to impeach him, it didn’t work.

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:They use the words “innovation” “challenges” and “solution” a lot

The biggest problems of our time require the best solutions: Like how to murder people the fastest

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:They tried to impeach him, it didn’t work.

Wow. So what's his brother like?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:The biggest problems of our time require the best solutions: Like how to murder people the fastest

“Modern problems require modern solutions” make computers eat people

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Wow. So what's his brother like?

His brother has been a senator for about 6 years, and is very favoring of civil rights, unlike his older brother who just died

Xerimerc, Adreabhal

-Watermelon- wrote:His brother has been a senator for about 6 years, and is very favoring of civil rights, unlike his older brother who just died

Oh. I kind of hoped he would be a dictator so that he and Empress Thalia could throw insults at each other over Twitter the way the good Lord intended

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Adreabhal wrote:Oh. I kind of hoped he would be a dictator so that he and Empress Thalia could throw insults at each other over Twitter the way the good Lord intended

They still can, it’s just not as funny

Xerimerc

In a week I’ll have been here for three years. I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon either so hopefully I’ll be here another three years

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Lkandria wrote:In a week I’ll have been here for three years. I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon either so hopefully I’ll be here another three years

Nice!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Nice!

Sí. It’s changed a lot since my first time. Hardly anyone talked unlike now where we fly through pages on the RMB. It used to take weeks to fill up one page on the RMB. No active rp either until Lemona joined and then we had to actually make a map and stuff. Lots of troublemaker nations that I’m glad are gone too

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

THE END OF THE THIRD REICH IS HERE

ITS TIME HAS COME TO AN END

THE END OF AN ERA IS HERE

IT'S TIME TO ATTACK!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Lkandria wrote:Sí. It’s changed a lot since my first time. Hardly anyone talked unlike now where we fly through pages on the RMB. It used to take weeks to fill up one page on the RMB. No active rp either until Lemona joined and then we had to actually make a map and stuff. Lots of troublemaker nations that I’m glad are gone too

Time passes, things change.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:They use the words “innovation” “challenges” and “solution” a lot

The innovative solution to any challenge is a hydrogen bomb

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:The innovative solution to any challenge is a hydrogen bomb

Antimatter bomb is also a good solution

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Lkandria wrote:Antimatter bomb is also a good solution

Solution to problem: pretend problem doesn’t exist until you can no longer fix it

Now you don’t need to fix the problem

Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:Lars and Kilm touch down at the Lars City HQ and begin to drive to the Great Hall to meet with the Golden Circle, a group of two hundred lawmakers in Lkandria. Along the way many thing around Lars City happen. Construction bots repair and small crack in any building, police drones fly overhead scanning for any trouble makes or unchipped individuals and numerous anti air and anti missile defense systems installed on the side of the roads. They make it to the Great Hall without incident and are greated by two super soldiers and a mech at the doorway. They salute Lars and nod at Kilm. They make their way inside. Inside the building they walk through a long hallway with numerous super soldiers on each side. At the end are large glorious door. The soldiers quickly open the door for Lars and Kilm. They walk inside the room and look around. There are all the lawmakers talking and chatting amongst each other. Some needing to use robot avatars as they are elsewhere. The room is huge and the seats are in a semi circle with a podium at the front of the semi circle. They all look at Lars and begin taking their seat. Lars looks at Kilm

“The floor is yours”

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia

"Now there are a couple purchases I would like to make," says Kilm E.

"1. The land that surrounds the USRE to the West, North, and South."

"2. A Lkandrian spaceship and the resources to make a launch pad for it."

"A spaceship that could make it all the way to Gaia."

Xerimerc

Mfw Choke gets a .45 DV card with a .20 junk value: I MUST GIVE THIS TO XERI IMMEDIATELY

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Solution to problem: pretend problem doesn’t exist until you can no longer fix it

Now you don’t need to fix the problem

Answer to the problem:

Genocide against problems.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Answer to the problem:

Genocide against problems.

Answer to the problem:

Genocide against my own feelings

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:I am joy

Market value went up

Oh Xeri, I'd like to mention, someone bought your brethren.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Answer to the problem:

Genocide against my own feelings

Answer to the problem of world hunger:

Genocide of all hungry people

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Answer to the problem:

Genocide against my own feelings

Answer to global warming:

Genocide every living thing.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Answer to the problem of world hunger:

Genocide of all hungry people

Make starving illegal.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Make starving illegal.

Make being happy without a femboy bf illegal

The femboy population will increase so much

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Make being happy without a femboy bf illegal

The femboy population will increase so much

Make non femboys illegal.

And make the punishment death.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Make non femboys illegal.

And make the punishment death.

Hell yeah

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I threw a stun grenade in the command room as a joke (it knocks u out and does no real damage) and Ardeyn then attacked me with an axe, first accidentally killing xeri before hitting me and I unloaded every revolver round I had into Ardeyn before trying to fix my spinal cord

I managed to stabilize myself then passed out and britain didn’t know the medical system of the mod I installed so I just slowly bled out

I think you also shot me once while trying to shoot Ardeyn, that's why I ran over to see what was going on

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Hell yeah

Ay, I get you want femboys, but that's excessive and might raise depression and suicide rates from being something they don't want to be.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:I think you also shot me once while trying to shoot Ardeyn, that's why I ran over to see what was going on

Greetings British man, have you discussed pipis? It's a freshwater clam.

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Greetings British man, have you discussed pipis? It's a freshwater clam.

How could I the [[BRITISH MAN]] not know about [[PIPIS]]?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:How could I the [[BRITISH MAN]] not know about [[PIPIS]]?

Ah, sorry, did you hear about The Rune of Pipis: Chapter 3 being nearly finished?

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Ah, sorry, did you hear about The Rune of Pipis: Chapter 3 being nearly finished?

Wow! I am [INSULTED], I have [GOOD SIR]

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wow! I am [INSULTED], I have [GOOD SIR]

Ah, good my [POLARITY]!

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Ay, I get you want femboys, but that's excessive and might raise depression and suicide rates from being something they don't want to be.

No, I’m just gonna compensate them with money

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:No, I’m just gonna compensate them with money

I don't think anyone will care about money if they have to try to live life as someone they hate.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:I don't think anyone will care about money if they have to try to live life as someone they hate.

I’m not forcing anyone to do anything

But i will pay the femboys

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I’m not forcing anyone to do anything

But i will pay the femboys

Oooh, should've been clearer about that, cause uh, you were putting non-femboys to death...

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

The Craggo Republic wrote:Oooh, should've been clearer about that, cause uh, you were putting non-femboys to death...

No

That was your idea

Not mine

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:No

That was your idea

Not mine

Oh I'm sorry, not mine, or yours, Eurasia's idea, which you agreed with.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:I said:

'OH XERIS SUCH A BETTER PILOT, HUH, BRITAIN?'

'WIPE MY ASS'

'IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK MAN'

'FISH COME OUT OF NOWHERE'

'AND THERES WALLS EVERYWHERE'

my feelings were kinda lowkey hurt

jk

Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Oh I'm sorry, not mine, or yours, Eurasia's idea, which you agreed with.

I didn’t actually agree with it

I lied

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I didn’t actually agree with it

I lied

... Worst excuse, at least put some effort to make it realistic, you said hell yeah.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

sorry guys i am back its been 2 months i just had to get to london and was stuck in 2 month trafic

Xerimerc

Chemireland wrote:sorry guys i am back its been 2 months i just had to get to london and was stuck in 2 month trafic

Damn. Welcome back!

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:How could I the [[BRITISH MAN]] not know about [[PIPIS]]?

[[Hyperlink Blocked]].

Xerimerc

The Washington Federation wrote:[[Hyperlink Blocked]].

[Hochi Mama!] IT'S GEORGE! WELCOME [little sponge]!

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Time passes, things change.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:I think you also shot me once while trying to shoot Ardeyn, that's why I ran over to see what was going on

Hee hee

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head.

Yes, you sleep well.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

The Craggo Republic wrote:Yes, you sleep well.

Exactly

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Exactly

I have spent several hours patting an AI.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

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