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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I was at lunch and walking around until rn
Huh. I actually have fun making it.
I guess I just like writing fictional things.
Socialistic Britain
Oh, nice
Also I've been trying to figure out roughly how big my land is, so I decided to use an area calculator thing but it's frustrating, because if you leave the tab, it will automatically remove everything you've done and it seems there's no way to save your progress, so yea
Lemona
I just estimated.
So I took places I control, and I looked up how big they were.
Then I did the estimation thing where if itÂ’s 5 and over it go up like 15-19 would become 20 while 4 and below would go down, 10-14 become 10.
And then I added them, and estimated the answer and just put
2 million+
Hm
Alright then I'll just do that
Thanks
[sub]I'll be honest that made no sense[/sub]
Lemona
You welcome
also I got native representation so the emperor must be born in lemonan to be emperor.
gets rid of any dangerous things that could happen.
I have question, what is that map thingy that is on Kaltburgs page showing his mainland and what the maker of the template uses too and also what Wikipedia uses.
What is that website?
I don't know?
Also are you talking about the calculate land website?
Lemona
no
itÂ’s fine imma ask kaltburg or try something elseÂ
I just looked at your nations nationalities and languages, and then looked at mine.
wow
I can't risk rebellion
Either they die or integrate.
Lemona
Also question, are you using miles or km?
Lemona
Miles. You can use KM but IÂ’m using miles.
Are Emperor treats most well, and all citizens can vote if they are over 18.
Tho many donÂ’t get to vote until they turn old.
I finished my religion segment of my demographic thing. ItÂ’s funny, atheism is smaller then paganism in Lemona.
ItÂ’s bigger than Buddhism and Hinduism but still
Socialistic Britain, Fernandos
https://ibb.co/wRW7NTp
Socialistic Britain, Fernandos
[spoiler=somebody say colonialism]For battle prepared in their country's just cause
Their leader to avenge and support all his laws,
As fierce as the tiger, as swift as the roe,
The British Light Infantry rush on their foe.
Though rebels unnumbered oppose their career
Their hearts are undaunted; they're strangers to fear;
No obstacles hinder, relentless they go
And death and destruction attend every blow.
The alarm of the drum and the Artillery's loud roar,
The Rifle's quick flash, but inflames them the more.
No dangers dismay, for they fear no control
But glory and conquest inspires every soul.
Whenever their foe stands arranged in their sight
With ardour impatient they pant for the fight
Rout, havoc confusion they spread through the field
And rebellion and treason are forced to yield[/spoiler]
Lemona
I read that before
I read it in an Irish music wat
An Irish music wat?
What?
Lemona
Huh. I got the incorrect password login thing too
Lemona
I sang it in an Irish style
hmmm
https://youtu.be/F0chsiwPxBw
Should be be concerned, I mean if me, you, and Britain got it, then we may be facing a hacking raid. Did anyone else get that notice?
Lemona
Why would I be concerned
Imma explain some random things in the rp timeline of TRTHNBB.
First, the reason for the time line split.
Now we know this is because we are basically earth but a different universe, but in rp it happens because;
In the point between the Roman Empire gaining Galicia and the Lkandrians moving to Scandinavia, something happened in the cosmos. A giant black hole appeared above Earth, and right before it was about to be sucked in, a white flash surrounded the solar system, and then the world returned to how it was before, but some tweaking that resulted in what differs from IRL.
The white flash is unknown for why it happened, ChristianÂ’s, Jews, and Muslims believe it to be God sparing us from what couldÂ’ve happened. Atheists believed it to be something that went inside the black hole was so strong it destroyed it, creating a white flash that surrounded the world.
All know of this from when it happened, as it was recorded in many texts and drawings.
It become forgotten about until the late Middle Ages, and itÂ’s after affect was discovered by scientists.
It made this Earth also home to a bit more resources then what IRL Earth has.
Second, the collapse of Europe.
Europe collapsed due to a major Economic crash, which the communists blamed on the capitals and the capitalists blamed on the commies until it became so bad literal civilizations collapsed.
The collapsing places being:
Switzerland
Germany
Austria
Czechia (Which managed to somewhat survive as an a tribe like place)
and a lot more but IÂ’m bored to say anything else
anyways a lot I could explain but my battery is low so
Regional Olympics - Event 13
After some much needed preparations, it is time for our thirteenth event, archery. Will the athletes aim for glory, or fall short of their target? We shall see as the event begins.
(Results soon)
Lemona
Lemonans do a lot of archery so if they failÂ
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Event 13 (Archery) Results
1st: Mr Government - 119
2nd: Yodle - 116
3rd: Socialistic Britain - 115
4th: Former Argentina - 113 (tie)
5th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 113 (tie)
6th: Kaltburg - 111
7th: TeamPizza - 110 (tie)
8th: Lkandria - 110 (tie)
9th: The Washington Federation - 109
10th: BrendenE - 106
11th: Mars Hotel - 105
12th: Vlaskal - 104 (tie)
13th: Lemona - 104 (tie)
14th: Aya Democratic Republic - 104 (tie)
15th: Ardeyn - 91
16th: New United Common-lands - 87
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
Okay who the hell decided to do archery for our nation?
We have so many archery sporting contests and thatÂ’s their result!
Kaltburg
we sold it to a local pride group, ask them
Lemona
the map i drew myself
i just copied poland's area
Lemona
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP
OI Lemona YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?
It's the English Longbow of course!
Lemona
How do I compete in events???
Lemona
Lol maybe Lemona was trying to establish the Catholics in my government again
Socialistic Britain
hello
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Hello there, How are you?
Lemona
im ok
Lemona
mmmm okay
Once the events these events are over you can sign up for them
I was only online during mine.
During yours, I was getting lunch.
And during yours, I was in the pool
DidnÂ’t the English longbow copy off the welsh one?
And didnÂ’t you guys still lose the 100 years war despite having the English longbow?
Sunday, June 19, 2022 10:37 am
Pinevilla has been doing good for the past years, and has grown into a powerful and influential country. The Most Serene Republic has been a democracy, using laws from the Bible to bring justice. There are some, though, that wish to remove this element. A day ago, something happened that shocked Pinevilla. An attempted coup happened. Although it was repelled, Pinevilla was still afraid of the political stability of the government. Most now question the very power of the government.
But that does not matter now.
Today, the government has been addressing the people about the coup. While taking, the Grand Minister was shot in the chest and head by a staunch monarchist, that wished to remove any democracy and institute a religious dictatorship.
After this, the rising Pinevillian Monarchist Party assaulted the House of the Assembly and took over the government. They immediately begin removing all principles of democracy.
Lemona
I forgot to put the at the end
Lemona
yuck
a non democratic monarchy
I needed something to do
Lemona
The Welsh one?, I don't think we copied it off anything
And if I'm correct, for the majority of the 100 years war, we did have the upper hand, until the last 20 or so years of it
Lemona
I'm bored so I'm gonna do a sort of short unofficial rp post
Lemona
How do you blow an 80 year lead?
Lemona
Yuck
A democratic monarchy
Lemona
:(
Lemona
Hmm
Someone tried to login into Lkandria with the wrong password
Lemona
>:(
I was playing boblox
IÂ’m not entirely sure whatÂ’s happening. Perhaps there is a mass hacking attempt going on
Lemona
I AM HACKER I HAVE HACKED GREAT OCTAVIA HAHAHAAHHAHA
Lemona
I don't know,
Go back in time and ask them
Lemona
Women
Socialistic Britain
The true cause of English defeat
Lemona
hahahaha
Socialistic Britain
[spoiler=me bored]somewhere in an outpost in western British India..
Soldier 1: Huh, That revolution is getting out of hand.
Soldier 2: yeah it really is, wonder why they aren't getting more troops to fight out there and why we have to be here
Soldier 1: Look on the bright side, we don't have a high chance of dying
Soldier 2: fair point.. hey do you hear something?
Soldier 1: no? What is it?
Soldier 2: sounds like.. music, oh wait a minute-
suddenly, some revolutionaries in a truck blasting God save the Queen run both of the soldiers over[/spoiler]
[sub]I'm definitely not bored[/sub]
Lemona
Technically it is historically accurate
I think it was Joan of arc?
I can't remember
Lemona
yes it was Joan of arc
AHHHH
Socialistic Britain
And then the froggies killed her
Some where outside of Corsica
Sailor 1: Hey look the island frogs are coming towards us!
Sailor 2: UhÂ… they arenÂ’t coming for usÂ
Corsicans run into a mother ship just for them to return as guts and blood.
Sailor 1: Oh m-
The town lights and fire as the the mothership starts shooting laser at people.
How do you think of me new Seal?
https://ibb.co/T4sBm1X
https://youtu.be/OmD0LdPdbxs
Regional Olympics - Event 14
As we come to our last 7 events, it is now time for the fourteenth event in these games. This is the steeplechase, a long obstacle-filled course.
(Results will take a while)
Lemona
quick question, what is everyoneÂ’s anthems?
I vow to thee, My Country
I was also thinking of going with "rule Britannia" but I decided against it
Lemona
old anthem of lemons used to be rule hispania
Socialistic Britain
If I'm correct, rule hispania has the exact same lyrics as Rule Britannia?
Lemona
OkayÂ
I vow thee, to my country.
and I am Unser Liebe Fraue.
Meaning Our Darling Lady I believe.
Socialistic Britain
except anything having to die with the brits would be used for the Iberians
Socialistic Britain
So..
You technically stole the song and changed it a bit?
This means I can sue for copyright
Lemona
not if I give credit to the original song and tell people itÂ’s a parody
Socialistic Britain
But did you?
If not I'll be seeing you in court lemon comrade
Lemona
ich did
Socialistic Britain
Hmm.
I'll get you next time..
Next time...
Lemona
DIE TROMMEL
DIE TROMMEL
Socialistic Britain
w
Wha?
Lemona
LÄRMAN
LÄRMAN
LÄRMAN
Socialistic Britain
What are you saying?
Lemona
HEI RIDI-RIDIRAN
RIDIRAN
FRISCH VORAN
Socialistic Britain
I don't speak HRE
LANDSKNECHT
VORAN!
oh yeah uh
can I buy flanders
also I might not respond after this depending on how fast du do
Socialistic Britain
I have no land for sale currently, apologies
Lemona
what if I offer 90 trillion dogecoins and a fleet of troops and guns and hats.
and also British flags
and also I gtg
bye bue
Socialistic Britain
Hmm...
I'll think about it
Lemona
Event 14 (Steeplechase) Results
1st: Socialistic Britain - 7:15.14
2nd: Ardeyn - 7:38.80
3rd: Lemona - 7:39.82
4th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 7:51.76
5th: Kaltburg - 8:03.66
6th: The Washington Federation - 8:03.97
7th: Vlaskal - 8:04.07
8th: Aya Democratic Republic - 8:29.10
9th: Mars Hotel - 8:41.96
10th: Yodle - 8:42.31
11th: BrendenE - 8:54.82
12th: TeamPizza - 8:55.07
13th: Mr Government - 9:07.84
14th: New United Common-lands - 9:08.07
15th: Lkandria - 9:21.76
16th: Former Argentina - 9:47.76
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
It appears we are continuing to do well in events that feature water
Marvelous!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I can also offer documents regarding trade deals of nations trading with your resistance
Except the diving part
bronze
noice
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
“The RMB of this region only consists of Britain and Lemona yelling at each other.”
Change my mind.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Astravica
It's been a hot minute since I've been here. For all the veterans you probably don't remember but I used to be known as "Free State of Belgium" glad to be back
Lemona, Pinevilla
uh hello m8
I guess IÂ’m newÂ
uh
letÂ’s just say from 1 year and 200 or so days ago uh
first a lot of “new” nations like meh
and rp map
Lemona
official
Ha, true
Lemona
Hmmm...
This is extremely tempting
I just need to know one thing though,
What are you going to do with the region?
Lemona
whatÂ’s really funny
is when some nations rps a civil war
and everybody except elkonie helps the rebels lol
Flanders?
Flanders has useful things
patriotism
borders
fits my anthem
I already have a national anthem for flanders
I like itÂ’s flag
Brazil
tacos
Belgian waffles
“French” fries
Huh
Weird
Lemona
Seriously what are you planning with the region?
I know you aren't just going to buy some land for 90 trillion doge coins and give supplies, troops and intel
What are you planning?
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Written by Refuge Isle.