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Yeah come up with something like that
I'm not really annoyed by that just
ptsd
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the og
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh that reminded me
today i got ptsd cause of a candy cane
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Do you like living?
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sicarioxxeri is also kinda og
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wait wha
and he f***ing dies
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Also
Because bayonet charge in advanced tech realm funni
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See?
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RobertxLars
just await :)
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Krieg is best
funni shovel welding men
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Britian started it
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
sicariowatchmurderdronesitsomethingyouwouldlike
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hey lemona
CharlesxLars
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Kriegsmen when bayonet charging a titan doesnt result in them all dying: https://youtu.be/nQ3DBS_SQDA
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you did something to make Griffiths more gay or something didn't you
Or it's shipping isn't it?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Charles is actually straight, and would not do such for the sake of the nations pride
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oi no you did
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i wanna make Lkandria mad
but sorry if I offended you comrade
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
kasier evan is not gay i swear
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
"Your Majesty!" Garret kneels hastily when he recognized the Imperiess' stature. Upon closer inspection, Garret realized that the man next to her was...
oh no.
It was the newest Kaidian super-soldier, Erik Vaanis. Garret had heard about a new super-soldier captain of the Vanguard in Kaidia, but he didn't think he'd actually come face to face with him! Maintaining a reverent composure, Garret decided it was wise to continue kneeling until he received confirmation that it was okay to do otherwise. His plan would need to go into action a little bit sooner than he had anticipated. He would have to make Erik and his unit think that he was trying to taint Erik's food with the yassonium. While they were searching for a "hidden apartment" Garret had had the other three agents set up, he would have approximately 26 minutes to taint Imperiess Vanessa's food and leave the country. This mission was going a lot faster than he thought it would.
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well I mean
Lars is straight
Revirin is straight
Robert is straight
[sub]atleastithinktheyareallstraight[/sub]
Did that prevent what happened to them?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
nah nah this is funny
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmmmm but is Robert really straight?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
heres something
Kaiser Evan is gay
do something with that
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:0
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"You may rise, child. Kaidia welcomes the people you have brung with you. What shall you request?" Vanessa seems a bit more nicer than she would normally be.
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he spontaneously falls in love with one of his advisors
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probably
maybe a tiny hint of bi
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Kaiser Evan wakes up, tired. He puts on his normal clothes and heads out for Roma's sidewalks. While on the sidewalk, he gets a little too horni and kisses a man.
4 months later, he marries the man he kissed.
"And that kids, is how I met your father."
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I think people dont try to use it on me because it doesnt bother me
Checkmate, liberals
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"Your Majesty, if I may," Garret raised stood up and raised his head slightly, so he was looking at Vanessa's mouth. He couldn't bring himself to look her in the eyes for fear that Erik Vaanis would literally kill him on the spot. That would certainly compromise the mission.
"I wish to have access to the Vanguard's barracks, specifically their mess hall, as well as the palace kitchen. I wish to see how Kaidian cuisine is made, and I wish to show the citizens of this country the meals that their vigilant guardians eat regularly."
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Man, i really wanna see what will happen if i input "elon musk meets an aliens and tries to seduce it" in an ai text gen
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Why
Must my internet connection
Be so terrible
When I'm trying to do somrthing
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Too powerful
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im gonna make you fall in love with blitz
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Maybe a lot bit of bi.
Listening to Sweater Weather on repeat is a lil sus
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Erik turns his head in circles, and steps in front of the Imperiess.
"Let me see your Citizen ID. Under your skin."
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Yessssssssssss
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
somrthing
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Nah that's normal
Very
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Everyone is in Kaidia right now
Hmm
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
the
low
next
friday
is
18
degrees
lets
gooooooo
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xeri
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T is
-5C outside
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
Hello Lkandria
*ywanwn* would you like some tea?
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villa
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DONT DO IT
we may be at war, but I dont want you to drink p!ss
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Garret had prepared for this. "You see, Sir Vaanis, I have just arrived to the country. I am a recent immigrant here, and I have no ID chip yet. That is why I wish to see so ardently the food that your people cook. Food is a very important part of the culture of my homeland, you see."
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From helluvaboss? Or is there a blitz in rp
I have payed zero attention
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Btw candy cane ptsd?
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from helluva boss
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Owo
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Suck on it turn into a tasty shamk
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
What kind of tea?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I wouldnt complain tbh
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He seems like a not-terrible person
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Erik crosses his arms
"Access to the kitchen requires citizen authority-"
Vanessa shoves Erik
"Sorry for Erik. He's a bit... orderly. We can happily bring you in!"
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Ive seen people ship Loona and Blitz together without realizing its disgusting
The internet is interesting
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
long story
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I agree
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https://youtu.be/CRLzxlESrEw
This video explains ciaphis Cain decently
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LKANDRIA
THE TEA IS P!SS
DONT DO IT
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Would you like some then?
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Aa
aA
AA
aa
The internet must be cleansed in holy flame people need to stop trying to normalise this thinggss
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"Thank you, your Majesty," Garret bowed politely. "It truly warms my heart to have the opportunity to explore this new culture and food. But, before we take the tour, is there anywhere a gentleman may use the washroom? I would like to freshen up, should I be about to enter the palace."
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A fleet appears above Kaidia. They send a message stating that they would like to talk about peace. In fact, Lars has come with them to talk
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I go for reinforcements! Do not wait for me!
Ciaphis Cain smartly retreats like a hero.
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e
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[sub]i don't watch helluva therefore don't understand who these characters are
I only know of loona and a couple others but not blitz[/sub]
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Xeri needs to go find a charger~
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Blitz is loonas adoptive dad
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I agree
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
It's loona's (adoptive) dad
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Vanessa brings them in the building
"Of course! The restroom is to your left."
In response, Revirin has come to meet Lars.
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https://youtu.be/VluHn2HozX0
This is blitz
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okay
uh
With that information acquired
[I]WHAT THE F***[/I]
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Xeri w h a t
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yes.
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Summary execution is sometimes the best solution for the internet
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Y'know
it really is
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Thank you, your Majesty!" Garret hurries off to the bathroom. Expecting Erik to follow him and keep an eye on him, he begins talking in a loud whisper. "Yes, I'm in the palace. I plan to join the kitchen staff, if you know what I mean. The mission should be a success. After I serve Erik's 'food', I'll return to you and get the hell out of dodge... yeah, no kidding." Garret sincerely hopes Erik will not immediately arrest him for this fake conversation. He flushes the empty toilet and washes his hands, and with a non-zero amount of fear in his heart, he exits the bathroom.
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The fleet acknowledges. A few minutes later, a very small craft is detected coming into Kaidian airspace
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Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Kaidian MDS watch the ship with an armed eye, while Revirin and his best generals wait for the craft to land.
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Erik hears the conversation while following them, and just crawls in the vents to overhear more of the conversation.
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As the craft gets closer, they realize it isnt a craft but a humanoid figure
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The generals scream something in Kaidian, and the MDS prepares to fire on the figure.
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Sicario comms based in orbit begin hailing all available vessels
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To his immediate dread, Garret does not find Erik waiting outside the door. Unsure where he could be, Garret returns to the Imperiess, who was waiting alone in the vast, ornate entry way. She smiled a gentle smile when she saw Garret, and Garret refused to return the smile, unsure still whether Erik had him in his sights. He realized with a small bit of dry amusement that Erik's purpose was half just to intimidate people into not trying anything.
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Found one~ ;3
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I forgot how good the Titanfall 2 intro is
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The 4 Agents enter Akorrda, and remark how the city is in horrible condition.
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Vanessa looks at Garret, worried
"Now, may we go to the kitchen? I'm starving!"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
honestly
um
no?
the most well-conditioned city in Kaidia
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The figure lands on the tarmac and stands straight up. It seems to be a robot of some sort standing 8 feet tall and being completely metallic with no color besides its blue eyes
Hello it says. It sounds almost human, but the voice is imperfect
I am Lars Arnoldsson. Not in the flesh of course. I do hope you understand that I could not come here as myself do to our current state of affairs. Not that I would be able to come anyways
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I wish we played as a grunt a little more in the Titanfall 2 intro
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I wish Jack actually had to earn pilot status, but I guess that would throw away the whole rest of the story
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"What do you want, Lars?"
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Horrible condition compared to Rome
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Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.