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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.69 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 271,860 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Carols of Lemona is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Mac Carthaigh with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 1.842 billion Lemonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lemonan economy, worth 300 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,207 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, war is made in the name of love, billions of Dogecoins are being blown on orbital weapons development, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemona's national animal is the Imperial Gecko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Lemona, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
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Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
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Lemona, Kaidia
Eepy
Lemona, Kaidia
The Imperial Republic of Rica Nardis is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Markon Hurilet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 807 million Rica Nardisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nardansk. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Rica Nardisian economy, worth 91.9 trillion nejcs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,866 nejcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rica Nardis's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
geaoa
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/aa_LtSmHnHw
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Furry Yass State of Sicario Mercenary Corps is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Saul Goodman with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.5 billion Sicario Employees are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Presidia. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sicario Mercenary Corpsian economy, worth 200 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,385 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the comic book series 'Saul Goodman and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicario Mercenary Corps's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
The Great Imperium of Kaidia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 541 million Kaidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akorrda. The average income tax rate is 63.6%.
The all-consuming Kaidian economy, worth 56.6 trillion Kaidian Reics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,582 Kaidian Reics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, 'Mountain Eaglenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaidia's national animal is the Mountain Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Safa
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I made a New sound
Its like
mmrEHHHHuhhh
and its very squeaky
like a kittens meow
Xerimerc
Ooo ooo a new trend, ima join in
Lemona, Xerimerc
pp
Xerimerc
The Generous Trading Card Donor of Oh Kyle is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.402 billion Oh Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oh Kylean economy, worth 847 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,925 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the ghosts", people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Yodle, and the digital money revolution has cashed out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh Kyle's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Oh Kyle is ranked 7,593rd in the world and 16th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,279.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Kaidia So Erik has a PhD, which takes around 8 years to get, he is 29, and has served in the military since 2013
Maybe its different in Gaia but usually people go into college around 18, especially in the western world, so did Erik also do college while serving in the military
Xerimerc
Im probably overthinking this
I overthink too many things
which is why I dont like when people have inconsistencies in their stuff which is why I hate all my old rp dispatches
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
stupid cough make it stupidly hard to speak
Xerimerc
Owo
What is this?
Waking up at a normal time!?
Lemona
6-7 hours of sleep!? O///o
Lemona
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/kwxj39/the-mystery-of-who-launched-the-chlorine-gas-attack-at-a-midwest-furry-convention
I just found out this happened and I am indescribably angry
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH US
Lemona
And if I see a single fcking one of you make a joke about this I'm immediately purging you from this region I don't care if its not within my authority to do so
Lemona
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iOcLTBDrr9U
Lemona
Good evening
Lemona, Xerimerc
haivlaskal
Vlaskal, Lemona
Hello xeri
did you get sleep?
did you
Lemona, Xerimerc
u-uh
yes
please
mercyvlaskal
Vlaskal, Lemona
good xeri *patpatpat*
Lemona, Xerimerc
yay
Vlaskal, Lemona, Dominican Peoples
😮
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hello NUCl
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Dominican Peoples
Ive already heard about this
I mean its hard not to when you live near Rosemont
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
its honestly one reason I cant hate the entire furry community, only little pockets of well
Those people who shouldnt exist
o feel to bad
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
[sub]can lemon get a hello[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
the people who shouldnt exist if you didnt get it are the Sapphos of the world
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
The scary part is how we dont know who did it
Meaning it could be an insane furry hating normie per say, or it could have even been a psychopathic furry who wanted attention, even if that meant hurting his comrades
Xerimerc
Aww, you missed me that much~?
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]now lemon doesnt want a hello[/sub]
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
I find it highly unlikely that a furry was behind a chemical attack on a furry convention
Vlaskal, Lemona
Hai lemon man!
Lemona, Xerimerc
It may be unlikely, but there is always a chance
Especially if they dont know who did it
anyways Im done talking about cause unlike how it made you mad it just makes me sad to think about so I move on to something cheerful
Xerimerc
hi vlaski
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/kwxj39/the-mystery-of-who-launched-the-chlorine-gas-attack-at-a-midwest-furry-convention
I too like to poke fun on the furry
but i think this is too far
Lemona, Xerimerc
There's also a chance, however unlikely, that it was Rowan Atkinson
anyways yes let mus moce vone
Lemona
I like to poke fun at everyone [sub]even myself and people who look like me[/sub] but yeah
attempted mass murder is way too far
Xerimerc
why introduce uncertainty into this statement with "think"
Lemona
mr bean wouldve been able to get away with this youre right
Xerimerc
xeri made me laugh ahahah
Xerimerc
Im trying to decipher this last sentence
Xerimerc
You think it is too far
implying that it is an opinion
and not immutable fact
that this is fcking monstrous behaviour, and goes far beyond "lol make fun of furries because they're the internet's punching bag"
Vlaskal, Lemona
I still thought emos were the internets punching bag
maybe Im using internet explorer
Xerimerc
calm down xeri this happened 8 years ago and Vlaskal is from a place where English isnt the native language is okay xeri
I mean its scary but youll be ok
Xerimerc
;w;
Lemona, Kvetsla
pat
youll be oki
Kvetsla, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/EtxISlNzp50
Kvetsla, Xerimerc
attempted mass genocide, especially in a populated area is considered terrorism
I was surprised that they didn't see the man with a bucket of pool chlorine walking about the hallways of the hotel
Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
[sub]mmokisowwyVlaskal[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kvetsla
mm
you are still the little fluffball friend of reignvau and me *giggle*
*patpatpat*
Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
I am aware and am also surprised that the perpetrator was not caught [sub]probablybarelylookedintoitbecauseitwasfurries[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kvetsla
yay
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kvetsla
Man i CTED again
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
didnt the article you post show it was being and still is investigated by the FBI
anyways I be quiet for a bit now
Vlaskal, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
you saying this like its normal is funnY
Vlaskal, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
Wow
you guys look...
uhh
hmm
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
i am working on a project rn
i really really want to sleep
it is 1 am
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hello friend :D
Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
Don't worry, you're not alone hehe
Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
Ah
it seems i have wasted some time
see ya lads around then
toodles!
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hello everyone.
I'm new to the game.
I am using Google Translate".
Glad to get to know you all.
Question: 1) Is there anything to do in the game when there are no "issues"?
2) Is there any map to see the world?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
hm?
Vlaskal, Lemona
Bye!
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258
Here are both the regional maps :D
Vlaskal, Lemona
imagine sleeping
Vlaskal, Lemona
ye
talk or rp or make dispatches
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
xeri...
did u not sleep?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
uh
uh
uh
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
are good. After a thorough study of 3 minutes. I don't understand anything from this map!!.LOL
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ahow
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
lol neither do I
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
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Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
AMERCY
Lemona, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
Am almost done with this
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1808877
Xerimerc, Kaidia
wow
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Where did the day go
its been like 8 hours
pain
Lemona, Kaidia
Here we go...
Lemona, Xerimerc
breaths in
Lemona, Xerimerc
From this point onward, the Empire of Kaidia shall be at a state of war with the Tyranny of Lkandria.
The Empire of Kaidia hereby recognizes the Lkandrians as a war driven tyrannical state, powered by a use of fear-mongering.
Kaidia urges all nations to follow suite, to end the tyrannical regime ran by the so-called Lars Arnoldson.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Erik is a man of talent
Lemona, Xerimerc
Immediately after the declaration, tanks, soldiers, and planes go towards northern borders with ships aiding them.
Lemona, Xerimerc
The inconsistency hurts
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmhmm
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
Just as Kaidia declared war, Uris Vaanis has finished becoming a super soldier and will be promoted along with Erik for their bravery. (aka they'll become colonels)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Warships immediately begin engaging Kaidia ships. Lkandria also employs their newest star ship weapon called Rammers. Their job is to ram into enemy ships at FTL speeds. Meanwhile the bases activate their shields. They await for star ships to come for them
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
lemona i meant to ask you this way earlier but i forgor
did you hear about those people who planned to stage a coup in deutschland
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I dont think they planned anything. It was very poorly executed. Still scary tho
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidian ships attempt to use an EMP shell of some sorts and wide-area smoke screens.
The bases don't see any spaceships from Kaidia come down.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.