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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
as an avid fan of geography, i throw up at the sight of this stick-shift-looking territory, but free land yay!
Lemona
we're close to 1,000 pages we just need 119 moree
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Because BrendenE getting the land down south makes the war pointless.
And I fought a war over Bohemia to make sure no one gets all of it and in the treaty Kaltburg received the north not t west
Socialistic Britain
Welll letÂ’s vote on it as Eclipse whether we are for or against the changes
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
i like the idea!
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I vote against the map because BrendenE in the map receives the south polish land we fought over.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I will telegram all members for a response
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
^when im home from work!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Today's matches are done
New United Common-Lands
you said you wanted slovakia and to border it. also its slovakia and hungary. not croatia and slovenia
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
In future could we have versions of the map under the main dispatch it would be useful to compare previous versions.
Lemona
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https://youtu.be/vo-SxWZ7tyM
https://youtu.be/n__GJuqLb00
https://youtu.be/7ximrIBbpH8
https://youtu.be/w_dbFNWD910
https://youtu.be/RahqytWCjpM
https://youtu.be/Mly-ptUD7M8
https://youtu.be/xRsnj9M2eXM
https://youtu.be/x0Z9I0hvwLo
i do have the previous images
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Maybe just like put them in a spoiler or something
Lemona
IÂ’m back from
something
Lemona
I have this puppet, Communistans, that I completely forgot about.
Apparently I left it for a month.
I kinda remember making it.
but yeah I brought it back and added it to my dossier to make sure I donÂ’t forget about it again.
Also Madrid has turned into Madrid CD.
CD is Citadel District.
And also IÂ’m introducing a Federal system in Lemona.
Each sub-region will be nicknamed States.
Before they become states, they will either be a territory or a colony.
A colony is basically just like a territory, but off the mainland.
Right now we have 3 States
Iberia, Italia, and Northern Morocco.
The counties of course exist.
And the counties can be bigger on some cases, like the county to Galicia which is all of Galicia.
We have two districts, Madrid and Rome.
Two colonies, Ireland and Latvia.
Three territories, Gaul, Germanlands, and Brittany which split off from Gaul.
Anyways that is what we have so far.
I have a roleplay idea..
[sub]and it involves a little something called revolution [/sub]
Lemona
Amgil
Socialistic Britain
hmmmm
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amongussysussy suussysysyyssyysysys *has a nose bleed* oh no what will i do fairy grand Marxist 3am amonsussy baka imposter gone wrong
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Also thatÂ’s already happened. Twice
My government has been overthrowed twice. In RP.
Both during the whole War of Bohemia.
First was the IRA takong power, and then the Electives starting a counter-coup to reinstall the previous government at the end of the war.
ima prioritize military funding, i wanna buy more weapons
Lemona
Amgil
Actually IÂ’m gonna start to build defenses in Latvia.
I donÂ’t trust the Lkandrians across the seaÂ
Warships are brought to Latvia to guard the waters nearby. Troops are also placed in Latvia and military bases are built. Weapons are placed in areas that while donÂ’t block the view of sites, are placed in areas that are popular to protect the people there.
Another thing, should we make EEZ zones?
Only problem is some people might go out claiming islands out in the ocean.
*looks at the Canary Islands*
hmmm
Socialistic Britain, Peanteom
Ya know whatÂ’s stupid? I got people to stop dying, and my health goes down.
Socialistic Britain, Peanteom
Anyways night
Socialistic Britain
I just got an issue and it says..
"A group several thousand strong hailing from a remote, isolated corner of Socialistic Britain is staging a massive demonstration on the front steps of your capitol. They demand that their local dialect be recognized as an official language."
It's the Estonians isn't it?
Lemona
I'm here to make a statement, the new union is going through a government election, where other nations can vote which government the new union should follow, voting will start today and will end in 5 days
Link: https://www.ferendum.com/pt/PID1122384PSD403790051
Lemona
Probably.... Just throw them vodka and they will eventually be too drunk to realize that they will be transported back to their little isolation hub..
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom
just shoot them,save time
Lemona, Peanteom
First round of elections are done, the final 2 are Neil Watkins and Ben Perry. This round will not be a vote, and I will announce the winner shortly.
The results:
Neil Watkins: 66.7%
Ben Perry: 33.3%
Neil Watkins has been re-elected for a 4th term (2nd consecutive term).
*I also would say Ben isnÂ’t going to be able to run for his party again, due to the fact he has the lowest 2nd round performance in the history of the Conservative Party of Mr Government, and this is mainly because of the party structures here.
Lemona, Peanteom
Oh gosh lol
I just gave my people access to any kind of gun imaginable.
And if your saying, isnÂ’t your crime going to skyrocket? Pfff no. We have a good police system. Obviously.
Give the police access to them too. Its equal grounds now...
Lemona
The police have flamethrowers they donÂ’t :/
New United Common-Lands, Peanteom
If anyone wants to write an article today for The Social Reformer then please that would be welcomed :)
Lemona
Flammenwerfer
Lemona, do you have an article which summarises the Citrus War and includes the outcome of the poll etc? I saw this but it would be nice to capture the specific events of the citrus war
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1683526
Lemona
okay
I've voted friend!
and there still is a reason I donÂ’t open up my elections for other nations too voteÂ
elections in vlaskal be like: Owo. Hello valued citizen of the motherland :3, It's time to vote for the next party that's gonna run the country, even though all of them are just going to be the exact same as the other~ But don't worry! It's never rigged. *Cutely points a gun at you* Now Vote. hihihi~
Lemona
in lemona if you canÂ’t vote we bring ballot box to you.
thing is very little get to vote as the emperor usually lives a pretty long time.
New United Common-Lands
Hmmm, we give criminals physical punishment. Does waterboarding them and electrocuting them extreme? I guess rehab centers ain't for them, we'll just throw them in the forests and label it as another accident in hiking
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
You're so rude to You'r citizens You're my enemy now.
New United Common-Lands
when is the next newspaper? New United Common-Lands
New United Common-Lands
are you an american nation?
New United Common-Lands
answer the telegram
New United Common-Lands
Very soon..
Vlaskal
yay weekends, i can rest more...
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Okay, the liberation division is short in nations and needs more members since some of us aren't available in sometimes due to responsibilities or work.
If some of you guys are interested in joining. Please telegram New United Common-Lands
Requirements to Join:
-Discord
- WA membership
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hey nobody makes bad grammar mistakes except New-union!
And also, your my enemy now delinquent!
Vlaskal is ally.
Socialistic Britain
I couldnÂ’t
I finished a soccer game and itÂ’s pouring rain.
New United Common-Lands
Lemona
crap lol
8 spots left in the BAFL, use this form to join:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsqztCld7Jpy99vsqUrW9RpwEeerpJbxK7tlj-7cv2l5FOiQ/viewform
Brain bored
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Amgil
What does that even mean
sllab amgiL
Flip it around
No I'm not flipping it around
I do not trust you
Lemona
I bet you did
but if you didnÂ’t do it
?
You forgot to mention that I use the translator so basically it's not me writing, I'm just writing in my language and the translator writes in your language
True, true.
But your translator does suck.
For the most pary
yeah, chrome translator is unreliable
Lemona
Well crap
Okay this is stupid ever single time I support the LGBTQ community in issues my civil rights go down.
Socialistic Britain
strange that i got nukes before nuke power but ok
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Haha I just had a tornado warning
IÂ’m in danger.
also technically I donÂ’t have nukes but I have nuclear powered stuff meaning I can add nuclear with stuff.
And I did that to lemons.
Socialistic Britain
Sanders Conference
1st: Dashing Does FC (17)
2nd: Greater Drussi FC (17)
3rd: Wash. Fed. FC (14)
3rd: BrendenPuppies FC (14)
5th: União Esportiva FC (13)
6th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (13)
7th: New-Union FC (12)
8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (9)
Dogger Conference
1st: Danobia FC (18)
2nd: Vlaskanese FF (15)
3rd: Triangolan FC (15)
4th: Common Land Utd. (14)
5th: FC Huye (11)
6th: The Government's FC (10)
7th: Ard. Nat. FC (10)
8th: Lemonan Citruses SC (8)
(Ties are decided by goal average, 2 rounds of matches remain until playoffs)
New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona
Try DeepL
Mars Hotel, Lemona
If we get a tornado warning where I live, we assume it will touch down 5 miles north of us, because that is where it always does.
Lemona
Despite not being in the area where tornadoes always hit, IÂ’m right by it.
So sometimes tornadoes stray out and come here.
Like at the end of 2021 a tornado hit a town south of us, and absolutely recked the place.
Thing is, it wasnÂ’t in south Illinois.
It was still in the Chicago area.
But the tornadoes appear out of nowhere
Hello, This message is for ECLIPSE member states only:
Should brendenE be added to ECLIPSE?
Telegram me your votes
Lemona
https://youtu.be/cRpdIrq7Rbo
https://youtu.be/GbLOeP0PsjQ
https://youtu.be/fie5y_M_hFE
https://youtu.be/otMJA6B70H4
I just thought of this lol
Person 1: Oh no we crashed!
Person 2: I hope itÂ’s not a homeless shelterÂ
Person 1: Oh it was an orphanage
Person 2: Oh no what have we do-
Person 1: YEAHHH LETS GO WE JUST TOOK DOWN AN ORPHANAGE LETS GOOO
Person 2: ThatÂ’s not a good thing thou-
Person 1: Procedes to throw Person 2 in the burning orphanage
Join the children.
itÂ’s dark but hahaha
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I guess everyone has a different sense of humor
Lemona
I have slapstick humor too.
I laugh remembering myself when I crashed into a garage and ripped a private part.
ItÂ’s not that itÂ’s dark, itÂ’s that its a bad joke
Lemona
okay
to be fair I originally thought it up by just saying
burn down the orphanage
I'm bored and have nothing to do so I have an idea
Along with roleplaying nations
What if
Hear me out
We come up with characters to roleplay as as well?
Lemona
Is that what your characters dispatch thing is and also is that what you did on your,
“puppet”
in that other region where you get idea for format thingy
Socialistic Britain
Yes
I'll be honest I'm just very bored
And also I guess that other nation I have can technically be considered a de-facto second main
Lemona
FFS i picked the one with weeding out corruption.. BUT HOW THE HELL DID IT INCREASE, HOOW?????!?!?!?
every time i log on to ns i lose a brain cell ffs
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
is it like hetalia sht?
Socialistic Britain
no itÂ’s countryhumans
Socialistic Britain
No We just come up with characters like dnd or something that we can use in rp to interact with other characters or we can just make characters to fill government roles or something
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Written by Refuge Isle.