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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Pyhdon godmodding in RP
also voting will be moved up due to the NS failure lol
the second one i knew was coming but the first one is completely unsuprising\
also everyone sorry about my recent inactivity i had finals and a field trip over the weekend to dallas
Vordoslavia
Again?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
Ill participate in debates next session. I'm trying to focus on closing out the semester strong. I look forward to participating!
Brocklandia, Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
yeah
I ain't letting him get away that ez
I feel like a well-fed goldfish inside a 50-gallon tank tonight
Brocklandia, Vordoslavia, Achrom
Got to taste your own medicine?
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
I've been tasting my own medicine💀
Rica Nardis, Achrom
The truth is that when I signed up for the RP I thought it would be another way. But they are all conquests, accumulate lands, empires, armies,... Also with a very clear predisposition to re-create empires that they previously had. It's very boring and warlike
America The Greater
Not all of us are like that. I for example wanted (and still want) to hold some silly contests to just goof around a bit.
As soon as we get done with this war I was dragged in, that is.
Vordoslavia
get more involved then
smh
it's supposed to be warlike
what is the problem?
You can trade
But sports is another section of rp managed by Wash. Fed.
Maen
Where does it say that it is warlike? When a nation wants to enter RP, where does it announce that it is a RP that is about conquest and wars? I don't interact anymore because the topic is not motivating to me. We have already talked before that not even all veteran players knew that it was based on the previous RP. It's also a simple opinion that I don't like the RP theme. There are more nations that also interact little.
ThatÂ’s rough, buddy
Vordoslavia
ThereÂ’s also been nothing preventing you from making trades and inviting nations to do sports rp with you
ItÂ’s not our fault that you just sit around complaining about the wars and donÂ’t even try to do something else
You can invite nations to do some kind of sporting event with you, or even simulate one yourself
ThatÂ’s what Washington does, and heÂ’s had games and mentions about joining the BFL while youÂ’ve been in this region, but no, youÂ’re too lazy to acknowledge them and instead continue to whine about a problem which can be solved by yourself
Vordoslavia
Not all people have the same tastes. I just thought it was another type of RP. I don't like how this RP goes. That doesn't mean that other players don't continue playing and have fun.
real
It can evolve to become warlike
grow up
it's not all butterflies and rainbows
Do at least try to be civil
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Achrom
🙏🙇♂️
Vordoslavia
Hey, Zuko here
Vordoslavia
https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg?si=CW4odH-x3WAaKGBs
Vordoslavia
IÂ’m gonna make a rainbow and butterfly bomb now
Vordoslavia
People tried making a gay bomb once
I am not surprised...
anything could be a bomb
Chronic And Violent Ibs
You are too touchy. I was just answering a message from Maén and you've already created a drama. Relax a little and be more respectful
Introducing...
THE BOWEL BOMB!™
Vordoslavia
If there were fewer wars and more butterflies and rainbows, the world would be better off
I fail to see how that is relevant to an rp war other than trying to start something
Vordoslavia
MPs, please remember to vote! This is the largest voting session of this trimester, but we only have 50% turnout so far. WeÂ’d love to get as close to 100% as possible, but we can only do that with your cooperation and help.
Thanks,
The Kaverian, Chair of the Rules Committee
Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
It has to do with the same thing as the butterflies and rainbows argument. Why do they have to make that comment? What is that about?
Difference is oneÂ’s not dredging up a controversial subject
Vordoslavia, Aight, I changed it to 10,000,000 but my military is 62,377,572, and I am not afraid to use it.
Im NOT,
Has anyone heard from Socialistic Britain lately? I'm starting to worry a bit.
Vordoslavia
me to
Vordoslavia are you sure that what you said is true? because I just sent a third of my army for the entire war to encamp there. Most of them are seated there
What war u need any help???
Vordoslavia
Me v Vordo
Me v Vordo
yes
The Orangutan Nation
Did SOMEONE say WAR!?
Vordoslavia
OHHH I HAVEE BEEF WITH HIM HE PUT ME IN A WAR I OCULDNT WIN it kinda faded tho so not a big deal so like but still im in!!
Ok
Help my troops to capture some cities
The Orangutan Nation
where is the rp forum so i can give u recourses?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2500503
Commonwealth policies and pledges have been slightly updated - I encourage everyone to give them a read, and consider joining if they are things that you can rally behind!
Thats brilliant 💀
why do you have beef with me?
but we are not talking about real life, now are we?
you have to remember this is Nationstates, not real-life simulator
Remember the 3-second war?
check the rp now
Bro I didn't have any 3 second war 💀
no, you suggested abreabhal and that is da 3 second war
Candidates, I'm currently working on a special Election Edition of The Social Reformer! I'm looking to include a brief message from every candidate that wants to have their platform featured, so if you want to make your voice heard in TSR and broadcast your campaign to our readers, send me a telegram or reply here!
Vordoslavia, Mjau
Sup
Vordoslavia
is there a map of the region
Yodle, Vordoslavia
The Election Commission has released an official campaign dispatch hub! This should give you a convenient place to access each candidate's platform statement.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2502534
Candidates, if you make a new dispatch or want me to update the link, please send me a telegram.
Vordoslavia, Mjau
endorse me back pls
Chronic And Violent Ibs has Yodle's certified endorsement for DPM, I feel that their inclusion as the physical embodiment of #2 is very important!
America The Greater, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Ok, I don't know what you two are doing but clarifying something, pyhdon, you can put millions on border scale, but not on operations, or city defenses
And therefore, millions are acceptable depending on the border, like Germany and the Soviet Union, they had at least 8 million on the border because their borders were giants
Vordoslavia, Achrom
So like, 10 million is a lot and there is no logistics that can supply it
3 million is acceptable but also very large
Stay between 3~1 million on the border, And divide that into operations and defenses for thousand, not million
Vordoslavia, Achrom
And also
for gosh sake, Use real populations, "but a large part of the population lives on the other planet" even so, you need to use real forms of population on Earth, and con When you mobilize a certain percentage of your population, you lose labor and production, Like hoi4's recruitment laws, you can't produce equipment if all the citizens are fighting
Please take these things into consideration, thank you
Vordoslavia
and NO YOU CANNOT GET EQUIPMENT FROM THE OTHER PLANET BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE YEARS AND COST MONEY, A LOT OF MONEY
Ty
Vordoslavia
I have 101,000,000 people on Earth, and sent like a 20th of it
For most nations, peacetime armed forces are no more than 5% of their population, then in wartime, no more than 12% or so. Obviously there are exceptions, but that is the general rule. 1/20th of 101,000,000 would be about 5 million, which is half of your military manpower at the moment.
Vordoslavia
no, on http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Pyhdon, I have 62,715,663 military manpower
It is actually 5.5m
There would be 80 million people left, firstly, this would cause an economic crisis, even if small, and you would need to meet all the needs of an army larger than the number of deaths of the soviet union.
In a territory that is simply desert
Vordoslavia
My earth provinces are[/I] in crisis
I am gonna do rp
Logged back into this nation to see 1201 new messages
Nature is healing?
Yodle, Vordoslavia
Okay, but that's irrelevant. I was just explaining how most real world nations have operated. You've basically done the equivalent of "source? I said so."
Both me and New-Union are trying to explain these things to you in a constructive way in order for you to grow as an NS RPer. No one here started off with in-depth, omniscient knowledge on the exact machinations of how a country 'does war'. If you can't take this sort of constructive criticism, I am afraid that it is up to you to self-reflect and improve yourself on that front, as you can't simply ignore criticism.
Vordoslavia
It appears so!
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Ok what are the links?
Vordoslavia
Sup yÂ’all
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
hey Maen
Maen
Claibornia is officially one year old!
Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Congrats!
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
And i also finally got the monarchy policy lets go
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
How r u
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
i think my country is really funny
we're officially a parliamentary democracy but we're actually a feudal theocratic absolute monarchy
and our society is currently focused on scientific advancement at all costs
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
VordoslaviaÂ
Go to the forumÂ…..
VordoslaviaÂ…..!
Vordoslavia
Post by Bean Territorry suppressed by Yodle.
what would you do if i put my hand up at a 40 degree angle and failed art class in Austria
So
I would like to be on the map
In Malaysia-ish if it isnÂ’t already taken, and please not that I am a LARGE country. (But not too big. Like, maybe size of Texas? IDK)(On earth not Gaia)
Bean Territorry Please refrain from making jokes about this subject.
Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Mjau
pretty good, just doing a bunch of election related stuff so we're ready for May 15 - how are you?
Vordoslavia, Maen
I am good
But tired
Ughhhhhhhhhhh my presentation is in 2 days
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Brocklandia, America The Greater, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Western Arba Fir
nah believe in yourself, you're gonna crush it
Brocklandia, Vordoslavia, Maen
What?
Just look on his dispatches
Vordoslavia, Maen
I am so happy to know that Yodle is welcoming me to the region again
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
According to Google Translate, you're telling us that your nostrils are inflamed with passion. Uh ... Good for you?
Just remember to breathe once in a while (which is always good advice ... unless you're a zombie), and you'll do great.
Yodle, Vordoslavia, Maen
UisfdbiehuYA I know we just forgot something and now we gotta finish it like ASAP but weÂ’re already done! Ahhh IÂ’m not worried I just get super hyper during presentations and like canÂ’t refrain myself and my presentation partners donÂ’t like that and asjdawcbuhcdwbiuhdseuhibdfwbiuhdsrkhubvshiub I donÂ’t need therapy anduhdbuhcedsibuischdebuhicibsfeuihbzcddiuhessbuih IÂ’m ok yes! Hdbcjdeisbuih
Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia
Ok!
Vordoslavia
Performance anxiety, it can really mess with you
Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Maen
Number 1:
GOOGLE TRANSLATE?!? I AM A FAITHFUL SERVANT OF DUOLINGO! WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU SAYÂ… google translateÂ
Number 2:
Brocklandia, Vordoslavia
Have you checked whether someone has created a Twelve Step Program for that yet?
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Candidates - our special Election Edition of The Social Reformer is all wrapped up and ready to be published! All I'm waiting on is a brief campaign statement from each of the Prime Minister candidates - Ardeyn, Mjau, Pyhdon, and The Washington Federation, as well as Puttt! I will publish this issue tomorrow, so please get back to me as soon as possible.
Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
Ok. I am fine. I am just like.. May I put some context in to this?
So like: we are in a giant gym, with like 50 other people around us that are also presenting. People just walk around and look at the presentations.
Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia
And by the way, you donÂ’t post very much on the RMB,Yodle! Why is that?
Yodle, Vordoslavia
I totally get it, I usually am real shaky in those types of situations haha. Unfortunately, I haven't really found a way to handle that type of anxiety so I just try and get through it without thinking too hard about the people watching lol
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
Depends how often I check NS, I usually have like a few days of hiatus if I got IRL stuff going on, but I do like to observe and manage as needed
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Maen
Ok, that is nice to know!
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
So
I donÂ’t see itÂ… could you send a link to the forum? Same with tradeÂ… maybe I can just get the names of the RP forums?
Vordoslavia
ItÂ’s actually ok if itÂ’s Gaia
And how the heck are you getting these high definition images?!? I have been looking for a good world map to edit, butÂ… nothing!
Vordoslavia
Good day residents, I'd like to share my short snippet for the TSR's election edition, and remind the candidates who have not submitted one yet to remember to!
I'm running for PM to change TRTHNBB for the better. Throughout TRTHNBB's history, residents have had complaints that have been ignored, or they haven't felt confident enough to share them. This can be changed by creating an anonymous platform that encourages residents to voice their opinions. Equally importantly, our region needs to be more open to new nations. This means an emphasis on making parliament an outlet for newer nations to gain power, as well as the use of minor offices to trial potentially strong candidates. Thanks for reading, and remember to vote Mjau PM!
Yodle, America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia, Flomonga, The Kaverian, Krayo29, Maen
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