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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
After a few nukes are launched, they are once again ceased to be used unless another nuclear attack happens on Lemonan soil.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I only used a few
Dont worry
Im mainly gonna set him on fire
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah good good
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
thats not gonna work if im setting myself on fire
also you are involved on a lot of fronts with a smol military this is not gonna go well for you
especially since i can produce more weapons than you can
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pinevilla is the only Nation imma fully set on fire because most can actually fight back and if Kaidia joins the war, Ive already done enough damage
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pinevilla I dont care how much I have or how much I can produce,
You will burn.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
i cant defend myself?
ha
ha
ha
I HAVE GROWN IN POWER. YOU ARE FIGHTING ON FRONTS WHERE MILLIONS OF YOUR MEN ARE DYING TO LARGER AND MORE POWERFUL FOES. YOU ARE WEAK.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Before my nation falls, I want yours set ablaze.
Then I will finally have felt true happiness.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Fort Enstra, Wilds between Kaidia and Lemona. 12:00:00 PM Local Time
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The Officer comes running in the Commander's Office. "Sir. Our defenses are wasting time. We need to attack them if we want to support our allies!"
The Commander looks over his shoulder. "If you want to fire, go ahead. You have my vote either way."
"But isn't it dangerous to fire?"
The Commader turns around to the Officer, this time yelling. "If you want fire, we get fire! Just make up your mind Udis!"
The officer, not sure of his decisions, leaves the office as artillery starts firing.
Lemona, Xerimerc
My military is larger and I have more tech boy
Kaidia
lazy work, but you get the point
Lemona, Xerimerc
that is
if you dont first
Nuclear weapons are launches all across Lemonan land. Almost the whole stockpile is used on the nation. Targets mainly include Lemonan weapon stockpiles, many of which are destroyed.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Not wanting to destroy kaidia again, rounds are shot back at kaidia but defenses are put up fully again in The Hochlands to prevent invasion or bombing
Xerimerc, Kaidia
me bored besides war rp
here is election form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1p-KOhcvmOt69uCEXO4CFH2p0y9reEeYgF87Q5wprTyo/edit
Xerimerc
Maybe
but with all the things youre currently dealing with
you are probably only invading with max 40 million troops
and i can still use more
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The officer, thinking war has broken out once again, starts ordering combined offenses and defenses once again.
Lemona, Xerimerc
hehe this is a joke
no nuclear weapons were launched
Lemona, Kaidia
Pinevilla you literal moron
Nukes are targeted back.
Nuclear defense systems are put into place and citizens are escorted into bunkers.
More of the military is taken and put to attack and kill Pinevilla.
Pinevilla is deemed enemy number 1, and all effort is put to protect.
The invasion of Brittany ceases where it is, all of lemona is put into defense except on the border with Pinevilla.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh
Well
Ignore the nuke part of what I said then
Xerimerc, Kaidia
we gotta have some chaos
we should agree to use no nukes for the rest of the war
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Villa I thought you were leaving
Lemona, Kaidia
The General in command of The Hochlands forces realizes there might be a mistake.
He sends a message to the leader of Kaidia,
Hello Sir,
I would like to ask why you are trying to attack us on your border. Is this a mistake or no?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
same
good idea
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Despite ceasing invasion of Brittany, the amount that was taken becomes part of the area of defense. Meaning the parts of Brittany we took are being defended form british retake over.
Actually for me js it reretake over?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
When the message was received by President Revirin Oriskal, the man was confused.
Hello Lemonan General,
I had no idea about the fire on The Hochlands. I will consult my commander at Fort Enstra.
I hope you understand.
Lemona, Xerimerc
As the general reads the message, he commands all offensive forces to return where they were.
Defenses are kept up incase of another mistake.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://ibb.co/ts1Bd9B
i made this idk how it could be useful
is basically just first day of lemonan invasion
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
President Oriskal, furious, flies to Fort Enstra and warns his commander about risky decisions.
Meanwhile, the General of the Military, tells President Oriskal about the rewards Kaidia might get for being in the war.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I mean I guess it shows us both areas to try and take back
Tho I bet for you taking Kuwait back would be
Hard, to say the least.
anyways imma wait for people to respond to rp or something
I do need that part of the UAE and Oman back soon so hmmm
Xerimerc, Kaidia
As the Kaiser sits in his throne room, he hears of the Lemonan attack and how his generals had provoked them. He is angered by their decision and order them all to come to his office. When they arrive, he has them brutally dismembered while alive.
He sends a message to Lemona, telling the, of his general's terrible decision and that he is sorry this provocation happened.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Think about the
Not rewards?
Of being in the war, brother
Xerimerc, Kaidia
invading ardeyn would be a horrible idea
thats a lot of manpower for us
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Emperor reads the message.
While still pissed off, he responds.
I understand this mistake, as it happened in Gaia.
I will loosen military effort and the burning of your cities for now.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Oriskal, are your eyes to the world fogged by cowardness? Don't you know that the war could bring us a sphere of influence around Lemona!"
"Shut it General. You know that war with Lemona is too risky for Kaidia. Plus, think of the people!"
"Oh don't go around like that! You know that you never cared for the people! Plus, maybe winning this war would give us money for the plans you have, no?"
President Oriskal looks at the general, furious.
"My word is my word! We are not declaring war on Lemona! Now go back to Fort Tenis and stay there!"
President Oriskal returns to his office, slamming the door in the process.
Lemona, Xerimerc
It would be
I meanr like The little peninsula that you have thats on the Arabian peninsula
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Kaiser receives the massage and reads it.
He responds: Haha thanks broski
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ya know, you could just ask nicely for money and Ill give it
Im a generous capitalist
Most of the time
Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh that
ok
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The emperor responds
lol xd ez miztake
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ive been playing geometry dash a lot recently
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I really want to go to war, but I guess my eyes (or rather my hands,) are fogged by cowardness
Lemona, Xerimerc
the music is stuck in head
Xerimerc, Kaidia
if you did I would probably just make you waste your supplies or the supplies given to you
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Once I get Brittany fully and big cities of Ireland, Ill go full defense mode
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I need to come up with thing to declare war though
Maybe General politely asks the guards of Oriskal's office to enter and maybe General send declaration of war to Lemonan Emperor
Lemona, Xerimerc
so baiscally the general does a government overthrow and declares war?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
yes
and he dies in the process
Lemona, Xerimerc
normal monday in Kaidia be like:
Lemona, Xerimerc
"Dang, now the general?"
"Yep. Mondays, am I right?"
both laugh
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmmmm funny
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have idea for the Kaidia comik for Socialistic Britain
Lemona, Xerimerc
ooo
Xerimerc, Kaidia
mhm
Lemona, Xerimerc
I started singing rule Britannia but instead Britannia was swapped for among us for no reason at all
ruleeee among us
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ghost division
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lkandria begins asteroid mining with ships protecting the mines. Quad mini guns are used on Lemonan drones
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ill respond when my mind isnt on a sugar rush and doesnt want to godmod
Xerimerc, Kaidia
ima work on that dispatch for the german cultural organization
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yes sirrrrrrrrrr
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yay
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yes sirrrrrrrrrr
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pinevilla/detail=factbook/id=1790247
New United Common-Lands i want this to be an organization please
also if anyone wants to join they can :3
Lemona, Xerimerc
||RICA NARDISIAN MILITARY ANNOUCEMENT
Rica Nardis has joined the war on the side of Socialistic Britain
Lemona, Pinevilla, Xerimerc
yaey
Lemona, Xerimerc
do you like my war flag?
Lemona, Xerimerc
sureeeee
Lemona, Xerimerc
YES OR NO.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Its just your regular flag
with clipart of a red shotgun on it :/
Lemona
Lemona, Xerimerc
rica
I tried to defend you when I thought Pinevilla was gonna actually invade you
you repay with this?
Xerimerc
Sure
Lemona, Xerimerc
nucl i keep on thinking youre lkandria with that flag
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
everyone is turning against you it seems
anyways wanna join mega german culture thing
Lemona, Xerimerc
xeri why you delete
Lemona, Xerimerc
o///o
Lemona
wan snuggles
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Well nobody was really on my side in the first place so eh
Also o thought I was already in it
Sure
Xerimerc
yassxerilikesthose
Lemona
true
yaey
ill do zurich as another headquarter
Lemona, Xerimerc
oki
*snuggles*
btw what is your culture
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
😂
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
In only 9 months I can legally open an onlyfans account
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
are you going to do it
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Yes
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Gotta always be on that grind 😤😤👏👏$$
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
anyone have tips on geometry dash
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis, Kabriel, Venesia Grande
Git gud lol
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I couldnt have asked for better
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I wanna get viscera cleanup detail it seems fun
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Another one bites the dust!
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
oh god
i dont wanna see it if you do
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/dlx_ahISyTw
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Bro I swear that demon guardian guy in geometry dash is gengar
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Pinevilla?
You
Go on onlyfans?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
goodnight
Xerimerc
well of course i do
i mean no i dont
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
I realized I never published the conclusion to my whole sudden military ramp up thing
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ill do that tmrw its quite long
Heres a hint: AI be funi
Lemona, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.