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New-Union wrote:THAT STILL EXISTS??

DELETE IT, NOW

Pinecone said you danced earlier that week

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:A sci-fi nation if this was the 1920’s

One of my greatest roasts ever

Vordoslavia

Flomonga wrote:New-Union Puttt

Vordo has agreed to attend. Please take the next couple of days to reach out to anyone on your side who youd like to attend with you and please draw up possible agreements you would like to present to the other side. Next couple days we will organize a time to do the meeting in the RMB. I will reach out to people who Id like to help me broker this who will be unbiased and middle ground people.

Like

Do we really need to?

I have to study and help my wife with her studies and at home

Putt has already said he will sign the treaty, and Pyhdon has already stopped the invasion

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Krayo29

Is there anyway I can negotiate your relocation out of Western Europe so I can control that territory?

Vordoslavia

Mes Que Un Club

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Vordoslavia wrote:I've done it, I have become so technologically advanced, that they don't even have a name for it, and I don't plan to stop here

300 SA

L

Vordoslavia

Vordoslavia wrote:I've done it, I have become so technologically advanced, that they don't even have a name for it, and I don't plan to stop here

300 SA

They used to have a name for it

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:They used to have a name for it

Beginning of the 21st century. That’s the name

Lemona, Vordoslavia

Lkandria wrote:Beginning of the 21st century. That’s the name

90s-00s

Vordoslavia

Mia San Mia

Vordoslavia

Vordoslavia wrote:I've done it, I have become so technologically advanced, that they don't even have a name for it, and I don't plan to stop here

300 SA

K

Vordoslavia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new-union/detail=trend/censusid=70?add_nation2=0&add_region2=0&entity_name=Socialistic+Britain

I don't think Britain will win this run

Vordoslavia

Post self-deleted by City Of Elmore.

Lemona wrote:Hmmm

this is misinformation

anyway

New-Union wrote:Your pookie? I was the one he ask to wear a maid outfit

Lkandria wrote:Counter point:

Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine

i am going to spontaneously combust if this continues

Vordoslavia

New-Union wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new-union/detail=trend/censusid=70?add_nation2=0&add_region2=0&entity_name=Socialistic+Britain

I don't think Britain will win this run

well now, that sounds like a challenge

Vordoslavia

Ibh

Flomonga wrote:just sent

habe not

Vordoslavia

Flomonga wrote:Alright so currently New-Union and Puttt have both agreed to come together for a peace talk. Currently waiting for responses from Vordoslavia and Phydon.

I wanna but it has to be before 5d00 bst pm and not tomorrow

Vordoslavia

Socialistic Britain wrote:

anywayi am going to spontaneously combust if this continues

Noooo don't combust

I need you pookie

Vordoslavia

New-Union wrote:Like

Do we really need to?

I have to study and help my wife with her studies and at home

Putt has already said he will sign the treaty, and Pyhdon has already stopped the invasion

It's totally up to you. If Putt has agreed to sign the treaty then there is no need for a meeting. I would just make sure whatever you decide with putt I'd posted publicly so it is observed by other nations.

Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:I wanna but it has to be before 5d00 bst pm and not tomorrow

It won't be tomorrow.

Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Ibhhabe not

I sent you a telegram

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:Krayo29

Is there anyway I can negotiate your relocation out of Western Europe so I can control that territory?

sorry but no. I am European and this is where I want to be. I will exchange the Iberian Peninsula for France

Krayo29 wrote:sorry but no.

Lemona, lets Fourth Partition his ass

New-Union wrote:Like

Do we really need to?

I have to study and help my wife with her studies and at home

Putt has already said he will sign the treaty, and Pyhdon has already stopped the invasion

Or we could pick a day this week with everyone and you post the deal on the RMB and Putt formally agrees to it there and it'll be over in 10 minutes. It's completely up to you.

Vordoslavia

Krayo29 wrote:sorry but no. I am European and this is where I want to be. I will exchange the Iberian Peninsula for France

Mmhmm

Yeah that doesn’t really work

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:Mmhmm

Yeah that doesn’t really work

Vordoslavia wrote:Lemona, lets Fourth Partition his ass

Vordoslavia wrote:

Nah

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:Mmhmm

Yeah that doesn’t really work

I understand it, but like I said, it's the area I want to be in.

Flomonga wrote:It's totally up to you. If Putt has agreed to sign the treaty then there is no need for a meeting. I would just make sure whatever you decide with putt I'd posted publicly so it is observed by other nations.

The treaty will be the same as I had proposed, there is no need for a meeting

New-Union wrote:

Diplomatic Agreement Proposal

Between:

[nation=long]New-Union[/nation]

And:

[nation=long]Puttt[/nation]

Preamble:

Recognizing the imperative of maintaining regional stability and fostering constructive diplomatic relations

Acknowledging the recent escalation in tensions between the New Union and Putt, exacerbated by the imposition of an embargo,

Desiring to de-escalate the crisis and promote mutual understanding and cooperation,

The Parties Hereby Agree as Follows:

Article 1: End of Hostilities

1.1. Putt agrees to cease all hostile actions and rhetoric directed towards the New Union, refraining from any further provocations or aggressive maneuvers.

Article 2: Territorial Claims

2.1. Putt acknowledges and respects the territorial integrity of the New Union and its Indian territories, withdrawing any and all claims or disputes over said territories.

Article 3: Neutrality Clause

3.1. Putt pledges neutrality in any conflict involving the New Union for a period of five years, refraining from direct or indirect involvement in military or diplomatic actions against the New Union.

Article 4: Prohibition of Foreign Military Bases

4.1. Putt agrees not to allow the construction or establishment of foreign military bases within its territory that are hostile to the interests of the New Union, thereby safeguarding regional security and stability.

Article 5: New Union's Commitments

5.1. The New Union agrees to lift the embargo imposed on Putt, restoring normal trade relations between the two parties.

5.2. The New Union shall provide Putt with natural resources valued at 100 million units, as a gesture of goodwill and to facilitate economic cooperation.

5.3. The New Union commits to investing in the Iran region, fostering economic development and prosperity in collaboration with Putt.

Article 6: Financial Compensation

6.1. The New Union shall provide financial reparations to Putt in the amount of 10 billion ameros, as compensation for any economic losses incurred as a result of the embargo.

Article 7: Implementation and Dispute Resolution

7.1. Both parties shall undertake to implement the provisions of this agreement in good faith and in a timely manner.

7.2. Any disputes arising from the interpretation or implementation of this agreement shall be resolved through diplomatic channels, with a commitment to dialogue and mutual respect.

Article 8: Duration and Review

8.1. This agreement shall enter into force upon signature by both parties and shall remain in effect for a period of ten years.

8.2. At the end of the specified period, the parties shall conduct a review of the agreement and may consider its renewal or modification based on mutual consent.

Vordoslavia, Flomonga

New-Union wrote:The treaty will be the same as I had proposed, there is no need for a meeting

Awesome! That makes it easy. And Puttt has willing agreed to it right?

Vordoslavia, United S A

Flomonga wrote:Awesome! That makes it easy. And Puttt has willing agreed to it right?

Yeah but

https://ibb.co/BqWbq4V

To make it more real

Vordoslavia, Flomonga

New-Union wrote:Yeah but

https://ibb.co/BqWbq4V

To make it more real

Puttt

Puttt, Vordoslavia

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014506

I’m deeply saddened and have resigned from my regional position, read more here

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Mjau

New United Common-Lands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014506

I’m deeply saddened and have resigned from my regional position, read more here

read more about the government getting fed up and quitting

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

See it only says the cabinet and Yodle are resigning, so really all that means is that me, WAF, and any other minor officers are now co-dictators obviously, and all of the minor officers are secretly Big Bank CEO’s

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia

Woah i'm alive

New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Vordoslavia

Socialistic Britain wrote:read more about the government getting fed up and quitting

New United Common-Lands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014506

I’m deeply saddened and have resigned from my regional position, read more here

I'm sad to say I'm also resigning, read why in the linked article.

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014506

I’m deeply saddened and have resigned from my regional position, read more here

Socialistic Britain wrote:read more about the government getting fed up and quitting

Mjau wrote:I'm sad to say I'm also resigning, read why in the linked article.

We gonna miss you

The Kaverian wrote:See it only says the cabinet and Yodle are resigning, so really all that means is that me, WAF, and any other minor officers are now co-dictators obviously, and all of the minor officers are secretly Big Bank CEO’s

Shouldn't there be some kind of election or something now?

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia

New-Union wrote:We gonna miss youShouldn't there be some kind of election or something now?

You all did a great work

We are all grateful for what you did

Rest now guys, you deserve:)

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014506

I’m deeply saddened and have resigned from my regional position, read more here

i have also resigned, i'd like to say farewell to the region which I know and love, read linked article for why

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

Dakosaurus wrote:Woah i'm alive

Indeed you are

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

We are all common people now

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

I can’t say anything till it’s actually April fools for me

If I say stuff now it’ll have to be the truth

People on the internet don’t lie, right?

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:I can’t say anything till it’s actually April fools for me

If I say stuff now it’ll have to be the truth

People on the internet don’t lie, right?

Lying? How could someone ever do that!

Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:We are all common people now

"Is that a mfing 'Common People' by Pulp reference???"

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

The Washington Federation wrote:"Is that a mfing 'Common People' by Pulp reference???"

"is that a mfing reference within a reference???"

Puttt, Vordoslavia

The Kaverian wrote:and all of the minor officers are secretly Big Bank CEO’s

;)

The rumors are true...

The entire Cabinet has resigned. Including me apparently, but that's the thing- I am also our Governor & 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 & 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖗, which means Yodlism is back on the menu baby!

Forget checks and balances, who needs those when you have the favor of our 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉, Yodle, on your side!

Viva la Yodle

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Flomonga

Post self-deleted by Vordoslavia.

All hail our Lord and Savior, the One Above All, the Impossible, Yodle

Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia

NO MY POWERRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia

Do you hear it in the clouds? That voice? It's the voice of Yodle and it's saying...

"...as my first order of business I will be appointing moderators to maintain order on the RMB. New United Common-Lands, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, America The Greater & Mjau shall be the chosen ones to keep order in my kingdom..."

Then the whispers turn to nothing again. Must've been the wind.

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Krayo29

Yodle wrote:Do you hear it in the clouds? That voice? It's the voice of Yodle and it's saying...

"...as my first order of business I will be appointing moderators to maintain order on the RMB. New United Common-Lands, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, America The Greater & Mjau shall be the chosen ones to keep order in my kingdom..."

Then the whispers turn to nothing again. Must've been the wind.

the wind forgot about RP!

speaking of RP, still need to figure out what to do with the France situation, Lemona, telegram me when you aren't busy

Yodle, Socialistic Britain

We all know that the US stormed Normandy in the name of Yodilsm. When Neil Armstrong was on the moon the first thing he said was "All hail Yodle."

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Also I'm not going to ask any questions on Vordos new flag.

Vordoslavia

Flomonga wrote:When Neil Armstrong was on the moon the first thing he said was "All hail Yodle."

Should've been [I]"Shoutout to my cousin, Louis!" 😂

Vordoslavia wrote:the wind forgot about RP!

speaking of RP, still need to figure out what to do with the France situation, Lemona, telegram me when you aren't busy

Ah you’re correct, proceed as you will

Vordoslavia

Flomonga wrote:Also I'm not going to ask any questions on Vordos new flag.

I love fried pickles, that's it...

Yodle wrote:Ah you’re correct, proceed as you will
🤫🧏🫡

Flomonga wrote:We all know that the US stormed Normandy in the name of Yodilsm. When Neil Armstrong was on the moon the first thing he said was "All hail Yodle."

WAIT, Maybe YODLE was on the moon!

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Accidentally started an April Fools Forum, accidentally already got 43 posts in 15 mins

Flomonga wrote:WAIT, Maybe YODLE was on the moon!

He can't be at one place if he is everywhere, young one, he is all around us

Puttt

Ratfink

I see you in my forum, fix me a plate of fried pickles, will you?

thanks, bartender.

Yodle, Ratfink, Puttt

*drops off a platter of fried goods*

I'm not a bartender, so I had to steal this from the kitchen. Which was very frightening. Barely escaped with my life. I hope no mistakes were made with the contents...

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia

Ratfink wrote:*drops off a platter of fried goods*

I'm not a bartender, so I had to steal this from the kitchen. Which was very frightening. Barely escaped with my life. I hope no mistakes were made with the contents...

I hope so too!

*Drops a huge wheel of cheese on the floor*

Keep the change

Yodle, Ratfink, Puttt

*happily dives headfirst into the cheese and rolls about*

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia

Why don't I get to be a yodlean moderator?????

Lendenburgh, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Mjau

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Ardeyn wrote:Why don't I get to be a yodlean moderator?????

Long live the Theocracy!

Vordoslavia, Mjau

Flomonga wrote:I sent you a telegram

no u haven't

Vordoslavia

Yodle wrote:Do you hear it in the clouds? That voice? It's the voice of Yodle and it's saying...

"...as my first order of business I will be appointing moderators to maintain order on the RMB. New United Common-Lands, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, America The Greater & Mjau shall be the chosen ones to keep order in my kingdom..."

Then the whispers turn to nothing again. Must've been the wind.

Save us sir from this drifting ship

Mjau

Vordoslavia wrote:the wind forgot about RP!

speaking of RP, still need to figure out what to do with the France situation, Lemona, telegram me when you aren't busy

Will you never be satiated?

You're going to throw me out of my house just like that, without arguments. This is abuse of power

In my country the day of the saints innocent is December 28

Lemona wrote:Mes Que Un Club

Visca Catalunya

Lemona, Vordoslavia

Sb, i love your new flag

Vordoslavia

Flomonga wrote:We all know that the US stormed Normandy in the name of Yodilsm. When Neil Armstrong was on the moon the first thing he said was "All hail Yodle."

No, he said, "There is no god but yodle"

Vordoslavia

Puttt wrote:

No, he said, "There is no god but yodle"

How would you know, you weren't there

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Vladyslak wrote:How would you know, you weren't there

I am Neil Armstrong

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Haha guys look I’m a joke, Iowa state!

Socialistic Britain, Puttt, Vordoslavia

Puttt wrote:Visca Catalunya

Visca Barça

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Krayo29 wrote:Will you never be satiated?

You're going to throw me out of my house just like that, without arguments. This is abuse of power

No it’s not, it’s just using power

Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:No it’s not, it’s just using power

I don't understand

But if you are going to invade the territory I am in, you must base it on the forum, not by telegram to Vordo

Krayo29 wrote:I don't understand

But if you are going to invade the territory I am in, you must base it on the forum, not by telegram to Vordo

Yeah

But you can discuss stuff on the men and through telegram, no official rp has been made

Vordoslavia

I’m going to blow this place to the ground

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Nsdap Reich wrote:What's New Here?

We are now the second biggest raider region

Vordoslavia

Yodlism will conquer the world and restore itself to itS RIGHTEOUS GLORY

New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yodlism will conquer the world and restore itself to itS RIGHTEOUS GLORY

All I imagine is a Game of Thrones style religious coup rn lol

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yodlism will conquer the world and restore itself to itS RIGHTEOUS GLORY

Do you want me to make a tube map for London for u, SB?

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Do you want me to make a tube map for London for u, SB?

I mustve lost internet or something because your right it didnt appear on my log. Ill send it.

Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Do you want me to make a tube map for London for u, SB?

Thank you, but nah I'm good 👍

Vordoslavia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Thank you, but nah I'm good 👍

ok

ill make one anyway

since we are in an alternate reality

New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia

Krayo29 wrote:

This is abuse of power

how is this abuse of power, Lemona wants some of Germany, we need to even out the borders first, you don't really participate in RP anyhow, so it don't matter

Citizens,

I recognize that the TRTHNBB laws can be a little hard to find, as they've been sort of tucked away in a little link labeled Bill Archive. I've decided to address this problem by highlighting the Bill Archive, but I also went a step further, totally reorganizing the document into a new TRTHNBB Official Book of Laws. Now you can find all of the general legislation, amendments, and officers in separate, easy-to-access sections. You can also view which parts of bills have been amended or repealed more easily.

Here's the link: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2014739

If you ever lose the link, you can always click on the Parliament link in our region's WFE, or main page, and you'll be able to find TRTHNBB Official Book of Laws highlighted and in bold.

Thanks,

ATG

Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

America The Greater wrote:I've decided to address this problem by highlighting the Bill Archive, but I also went a step further, totally reorganizing the document into a new TRTHNBB Official Book of Laws.

Just want to clarify, I've resigned as Speaker, this is simply me volunteering to aid the region as any good Yodlist follower should do.

New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia, Flomonga

Vladyslak wrote:How would you know, you weren't there

How would you know i werent there?

Vordoslavia

Puttt wrote:

How would you know i werent there?

I was there

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Lemona wrote:

I am Neil Armstrong

Nuh uh!

Vordoslavia

How is everyone doing today?

Vordoslavia, Flomonga

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