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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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Vlaskal
QwQ
Vlaskal
is brancaland supposed to be canada or something lol
Hello
How is everyones day.
wwwwwww, hey Aya Democratic Republic can little ol' me annex the atyrau and Moldavia region because uhh they wanna be a part of me... yeah! definitely not something fishy about it at all!!
Lemona
hi
Lemona
the poor nation that will claim France, gets landlocked by a lemon sniffer and a funny top hat man
Lemona
I come back and there´s still messages every 5 minutes, good to know that´s still going.
Vlaskal, Lemona
You don't understand, the celtic minorities want to be ruled by an imperialist authority located in a foreign land! They love it when that happens!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
i very highly doubt that
Vlaskal, Lemona
lemona is celtic
Celtic schmeltic
Still an imperial authority hailing from iberia
Schmelting:
To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt
hmmmmmmm
Lemona
what
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
im still not sure about this
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I say no.
and I also say I not gonna respond for a while so donÂ’t expect anything response for a few hours
Vlaskal
I can bring my robotic army yes.
Vlaskal, Lemona
HELLO FELLOW PPL....
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ah, welcome to the region!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hello friend!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Could I claim Hauts-de-france?
Or basically the rest of Northern France
The people there definitely want to be British and not independent
[sub]I'm not lying right now[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
The New United Common-Lands robotic army has also started our expansion into Bulgaria and Romania, these lands are now claimed by us.
Vlaskal, Lemona
Well if everyone else is expanding then it's time to conquer half of China
Vlaskal, Lemona
can we have a compromise in romania? i'll just take the moldavia region you can have the rest of it
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
h e h
Vlaskal, Lemona
h e h h e h
Vlaskal, Lemona
Mongolian empire circa 1200s
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Sure
Vlaskal, Lemona
yay! :D
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
hmmm polygamy and permanent marriage... I'm sure nothing can go wrong! :>
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
if were expanding can I have some of the countries im really close to
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Vlaskal you have created a recipe for absolutely horrible relationships
I respect it
Vlaskal, Lemona
You'll have to telegram Aya Democratic Republic which exact territories you'd wanna claim
Lemona
ok thanks, and can we agree that you get east asia and I get south asia?
Lemona
Sure thing! Not really interested in anything down there so
Lemona, Peanteom
Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.
Hold up guys.
This isnÂ’t how you RPÂ
YOU CANÂ’T JUST SAY THAT YOU CONQUER SOME AREA AND HAVE NO INTERACTION. This is why I suggested fake nations until someone else claims, or the map will be taken a lot faster then we planned it to be.
*Looks at all of South Asia*
Oh lord.
Lemona, Peanteom
We have a peaceful region :D!
Lemona, Peanteom
I'm voting against the WA proposal not because I don't like the idea of the act, but because I think it will be repealed...
Lemona
well not ALL of it... it depends on population and if any of these areas are occupied by spirits
Lemona
Honestly I do think there should be fake nations or something like that
Lemona, Mr Government
use one of those ai chatbots or simulators or something to decide its actions
Lemona
Damn, we won our game and still went down a position!
Lemona
Today's matches are done.
(With today's results, in a close race, we would like to congratulate Danobia FC (Danobia) for securing the top position in the Dogger Conference thus far. As such, they will compete on the behalf of the conference in the 4/20 "half-season" match between both conferences.)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Well done! Fingers crossed Dogger Conference can win!
Lemona
I will add rebellions to large nations.
Lemona
How will that work?
Lemona
Also, what happened to Costra Estil's map claims?
Lemona, Costra Estil
Just randomly on the map, new nations will arise.
Lemona
*me who edits the constitution*
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1692723
Lemona
feel free to make suggestions in bill form to Parliament!
Lemona
I know, this was just me seeing.
Lemona
*burns it*
Would you rather be in prison, or announce to world you think Dora is hot and her bowl cut is tasty.
Prison
Lemona
Depends
How long would I be in prison?
And would I be anonymous if I announced that?
Lemona
In prison for life, and everyone would know you think Dora is hot
*Upon hearing that the NUCL has a robotic army Lkandria would begin construction on its own with much of its scientific research being put into it as well as upgrading its technological infrastructure for information technology*
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
ThatÂ’s boring,
This is better
Alright then, prison
Lemona
Yes friend, fellow SAP members know the importance of technological infrastructure especially in modern warfare too!
Lkandria, Lemona
*Looks away from all the broken down robots because they destroyed some endangered wildlife on accident*
what happened?
Problem is, most of these changes require a amendment and mass change to the wording of the constitution.
I can do it!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
That's why nations must make significant investments in the environment!
Lemona
I will send an example of the last time I suggested an update to our constitution
Lemona
I meant that the wording of the constitution seem to be made so certain changes I made in my edited versions would be a nuisance.
A few things I did, however, could be easily changed.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Put in the constitution that Lemona shall rule all and all shall bow before thy great King.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693190
Now this sucks./jk
Is this for real?
Lemona
yes
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Lemona
König! Monarchie! Für alle!
I have a bill proposal
My bill is we kick Lemona out
Lemona
nO
Socialistic Britain
nOooOoOooOOoooooOOOOooooooioOoOoOoOoooooo
Socialistic Britain
YES
Lemona
[spoiler=brit] I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums the beat
And the loving English feet they went all over us
And every single night when me da' would came home tight
He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows
How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun
And you frightened them natives to their marrow
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell
When you fought them well and truly persecuted
Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear
When our leaders of sixteen were executed?
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra[/spoiler]
Socialistic Britain
I just realized I can change the entire meaning behind this post with one letter
Lemona
WAIT NO
Lemona
[spoiler=BRIT] Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni'.
Chorus:
Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
Fath'r and I went down to camp,
Along with Captain Gooding,
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty pudding.
Chorus
And there we saw a thousand men
As rich as Squire David,
And what they wasted every day,
I wish it could be saved.
Chorus
The 'lasses they eat it every day,
Would keep a house a winter;
They have so much, that I'll be bound,
They eat it when they've mind ter.
Chorus
And there I see a swamping gun
Large as a log of maple,
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father's cattle.
Chorus
And every time they shoot it off,
It takes a horn of powder,
and makes a noise like father's gun,
Only a nation louder.
Chorus
I went as nigh to one myself
As 'Siah's inderpinning;
And father went as nigh again,
I thought the deuce was in him.
Chorus
Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have cocked it;
It scared me so I shrinked it off
And hung by father's pocket.
Chorus
And Cap'n Davis had a gun,
He kind of clapt his hand on't
And stuck a crooked stabbing iron
Upon the little end on't
Chorus
And there I see a pumpkin shell
As big as mother's bason,
And every time they touched it off
They scampered like the nation.
Chorus
I see a little barrel too,
The heads were made of leather;
They knocked on it with little clubs
And called the folks together.
Chorus
And there was Cap'n Washington,
And gentle folks about him;
They say he's grown so 'tarnal proud
He will not ride without em'.
Chorus
He got him on his meeting clothes,
Upon a slapping stallion;
He sat the world along in rows,
In hundreds and in millions.
Chorus
The flaming ribbons in his hat,
They looked so tearing fine, ah,
I wanted dreadfully to get
To give to my Jemima.
Chorus
I see another snarl of men
A digging graves they told me,
So 'tarnal long, so 'tarnal deep,
They 'tended they should hold me.
Chorus
It scared me so, I hooked it off,
Nor stopped, as I remember,
Nor turned about till I got home,
Locked up in mother's chamber[/spoiler]
NO STOP
Lemona
These songs suck
Not even a rap smh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
what did you say about folk songs? And protest songs?
Socialistic Britain
Socialistic Britain
jajahqhqhqhqhahahahahahavaavav
Socialistic Britain
I have nothing to do but I don't feel tired
Lemona
wwwwww
Lemona
i agree!! it's no fun expanding when there is no action. The roars of jet engines and the rumbling of tanks and warc- i mean diplomacy, i think there should be fake nations.. and aggressive ones also, so we can put ECLIPSE to use.....
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Yes!
I mainly just want to practice roleplaying a war ngl.
Lemona
why does every time i look away from France, it gets worse and worse
Lemona
You mean Gaul?
Socialistic Britain
Britain and I finally share a good border like Allies do!
Socialistic Britain
ah yes
Very good allies
[sub]I'm not planning an invasion, trust me[/sub]
Lemona
Is it a good thing IÂ’m allied with both nations I border? So I donÂ’t have to worry about enemies on it? Also Lkandria remember I wouldnÂ’t attack you because we made a deal that I give infinite lemons to allow my troops to train in Iceland,
I'm not an expert in "politics" or god forbid "diplomacy" but I'd say being allies with the nation's you border is good
Lemona
My people can cancel you
[sub]the scariest army, twitter karens![/sub]
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Written by Refuge Isle.