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Vlaskal wrote:Caribbean cat girls

we used to have Mediterranean cat girls but as you know we either oofed them, sent them outside to africa but not Lemonan Morocco, or Vlaskal. So some of your cat girls come from Lemona.

tf, so that's the multiple pings from warning signals back in the 60s, i thought they were just some cats, them bastards, should've shot them on the spot

Lemona

OEWI defense systems are fully operational, military personnel is on high alert, and long-ranged missile silos are ready. If diplomacy doesn't work, just preparing for the worst-case scenario

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:OEWI defense systems are fully operational, military personnel is on high alert, and long-ranged missile silos are ready. If diplomacy doesn't work, just preparing for the worst-case scenario

I am going to keep my army still, for now. If tensions rise over the next 2 days I will get them moving again.

Greater Unified Democratic Belgium wrote:Can never be too prepared.

Oh this is because BrendenE threatened to invade on April 22nd

the tensions are high, my reconnaissance aircrafts are currently monitoring the border very very closely. Suicide drones are ready to strike if someone moves 1 inch in my border

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:the tensions are high, my reconnaissance aircrafts are currently monitoring the border very very closely. Suicide drones are ready to strike if someone moves 1 inch in my border

What about people fleeing BrendenE?

Lemona wrote:What about people fleeing BrendenE?

why would they flee? but if people cross the border, i'll put them in housing units in Crimea, then they will be reviewed for citizenship or political asylum

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:why would they flee? but if people cross the border, i'll put them in housing units in Crimea, then they will be reviewed for citizenship or political aylumn

Russia moment

Lemona

This world desperately needs more femboys

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:why would they flee? but if people cross the border, i'll put them in housing units in Crimea, then they will be reviewed for citizenship or political asylum

To not be used in the army.

and okay

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Russia moment

atleast im not oppresive, uhh kinda

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:atleast im not oppresive, uhh kinda

Tbh the only bad things I can find about you is conscription and corporal punishment.

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:This world desperately needs more femboys

NO

no they donÂ’t and you better not get a femboy here

Sicario Mercenary Corps

here in Vlaskal, you can get a harem! and marry them, just the catch is... you cant leave....

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:NO

no they donÂ’t and you better not get a femboy here

Is that a challenge?

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:here in Vlaskal, you can get a harem! and marry them, just the catch is... you cant leave....

Just like Hotel California...

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Is that a challenge?

YOU BETTER NOT!

no literally, you married them, divorce is not an option, not the government's fault that you married a yandere, it is your obligation not ours

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:no literally, you married them, divorce is not an option, not the government's fault that you married a yandere, it is your obligation not ours

so if someone marries a child they will never be able to get away with it?

Vlaskal

Okay for the most part IÂ’ve finished, https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693722

tell me if you wanna join

Vlaskal, Peanteom

Lemona wrote:so if someone marries a child they will never be able to get away with it?

the legal consent age is 19, if you marry someone under that, you get a swat team knocking down your door

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:the legal consent age is 19, if you marry someone under that, you get a swat team knocking down your door

Well that makes since, whatÂ’s the legal drinking age?

Lemona wrote:Well that makes since, whatÂ’s the legal drinking age?

15, you can consume 7 liters of beer and alcohol for 2 weeks only. if you go above 7 you get an hour of community service..

and no if you don't consume the full 7 liters in after 2 weeks it doesn't stack up, it just resets to 7

this rule will not apply to ages 20 and above

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:15, you can consume 7 liters of beer and alcohol for 2 weeks only. if you go above 7 you get an hour of community service..

and no if you don't consume the full 7 liters in after 2 weeks it doesn't stack up, it just resets to 7

this rule will not apply to ages 20 and above

hmmmm.

Legal drinking age in Lemona is 16, and we have it that you can only have one liter of beer a week. You go above you get no beer but no count if your 21 or older

Vlaskal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Is that a challenge?

remember that they went catgirl, i think it is not that hard for them to yknow... do the switch

Vlaskal wrote:remember that they went catgirl, i think it is not that hard for them to yknow... do the switch

I am a catgirl i just removed my pfp nya ~

oh boy...

Sicario Mercenary Corps

help the percentage of people getting murdered by my national animal keeps going up

Lemona wrote:Okay for the most part IÂ’ve finished, https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693722

tell me if you wanna join

I wanna join, this sounds fun

Brendene, Lemona

IÂ’m voting against the bill in parliament not because I donÂ’t want to update our constitution but because I think we need to do this as a whole regional government, and parliament. ItÂ’s hard to update these bits in isolation. The changes suggested seem pretty random. If it was a specific change to one article it might be easier to vote for.

I am voting against, as I do not think our region has enough people for a bicameral legislature, maybe we do by now, but idk

Brendene

The Vlaskanese annexation of parts of Kazakhstan has been recognized on the map. Lkandria has given Belgium to Socialistic Britain.

Vlaskal, Brendene

Lemona wrote:I wouldnÂ’t do thatÂ…

Well what if I have allies? Also I need space.

Lkandria wrote:Wanna give up southern Finland?

Yeah, like IÂ’d do that. I claim that bay near St-Petersburg!

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Well what if I have allies? Also I need space.

Yeah, like IÂ’d do that. I claim that bay near St-Petersburg!

can you specify which lands in my territories you want? im willing for diplomacy

Lemona

Did a war happen while I was away? I was too busy being ill and playing Omori

Brendene, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Did a war happen while I was away? I was too busy being ill and playing Omori

i launched a "special occupation operation" in kazakh territory, now i have half of it

Brendene, Lemona

So I ended up sleeping in the middle of the day so that was fun

Vlaskal, Brendene

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New United Common-Lands wrote:IÂ’m voting against the bill in parliament not because I donÂ’t want to update our constitution but because I think we need to do this as a whole regional government, and parliament. ItÂ’s hard to update these bits in isolation. The changes suggested seem pretty random. If it was a specific change to one article it might be easier to vote for.

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I am voting against, as I do not think our region has enough people for a bicameral legislature, maybe we do by now, but idk

I didnÂ’t and donÂ’t expect it to pass. I was more seeing how this would all work. My next idea is more reasonable for the current state of our region.

New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:II didnÂ’t and donÂ’t expect it to pass. I was more seeing how this would all work. My next idea is more reasonable for the current state of our region.

Yes I mean the changes aren't necessarily bad I just think we need a joint up approach if we are making full-scale changes.

Brendene, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Yes I mean the changes aren't necessarily bad I just think we need a joint up approach if we are making full-scale changes.

Yeah, this was radical, I was just seeing the limit as well.

New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:can you specify which lands in my territories you want? im willing for diplomacy

Oh yeah, I want this.

https://ibb.co/RbS81K9

Lemona

Peanteom wrote:I wanna join, this sounds fun

Same

Lemona

IÂ’m voting for the bill

Brendene wrote:IÂ’m voting for the bill

I sent you a link to the straw poll

I telegramed every parliament member

Oh yeah, so for some reason I canÂ’t vote

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Oh yeah, so for some reason I canÂ’t vote

Did you input your name? That's required to vote in it

Lemona

Yeah, but someone from my WiFi already voted

Lemona

We are very happy to announce a robotic research agreement with Lkandria.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1694034

Lkandria, Lemona

Brendene wrote:Yeah, but someone from my WiFi already voted

Puppets canÂ’t vote though ?

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:We are very happy to announce a robotic research agreement with Lkandria.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1694034

[sub]time for some stealing hon bon[/sub]

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]time for some stealing hon bon[/sub]

Yep, its like Civ 5 gotta get those research agreements in

Lemona

Does anyone play Civ 5 ? because that would be fun to do a big region themed game of that

Lemona

Half-Season Match - Results

Dashing Does FC (DDFC) vs. Danobia FC (DFC)

1st Half: DDFC 3 - 3 DFC

2nd Half: DDFC 4 - 3 DFC

Congratulations to Dashing Does FC (Costra Estil) and the Sanders Conference. The second half of the season begins tomorrow.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Costra Estil

New United Common-Lands wrote:Does anyone play Civ 5 ? because that would be fun to do a big region themed game of that

I've only ever played civ 6

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:I've only ever played civ 6

Ah Civ 5 is lots better. I mean I never really played civ 6 but it seems way more complicated.

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Ah Civ 5 is lots better. I mean I never really played civ 6 but it seems way more complicated.

The way I get around the complexity of strategy games is focus only on war and ignore every other mechanic of the game

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:The way I get around the complexity of strategy games is focus only on war and ignore every other mechanic of the game

War and trade deals are my fav part yes Lol

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Puppets canÂ’t vote though ?

I didnÂ’t vote with my puppets

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:War and trade deals are my fav part yes Lol

Nah, we should play a mass Battle For Polytopia game.

Peanteom wrote:I wanna join, this sounds fun

Sounds great!

Vlaskal wrote:i launched a "special occupation operation" in kazakh territory, now i have half of it

I donÂ’t think thatÂ’s what he meantÂ

Mr Government wrote:II didnÂ’t and donÂ’t expect it to pass. I was more seeing how this would all work. My next idea is more reasonable for the current state of our region.

IÂ’ve been against this ever since you proposed it, so kinda obvious I would vote against it.

New United Common-Lands wrote:We are very happy to announce a robotic research agreement with Lkandria.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1694034

IÂ’m still waiting for Lkandria to help build robots for Lemona as I asked

Ardeyn wrote:The way I get around the complexity of strategy games is focus only on war and ignore every other mechanic of the game

is that not how youÂ’re supposed to play?

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]time for some stealing hon bon[/sub]

I can help with that!

[sub]*prepares Enviormental Troops to beat the crap out of some robots*[/sub]

ainÂ’t no mountain high enough

[sub]ainÂ’t no valley low enough[/sub]

ok so brenden e wants half of poland, what do I get out of this? yes im willing to negotiate but i want something in return

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ok so brenden e wants half of poland, what do I get out of this? yes im willing to negotiate but i want something in return

make him hand over his Finnish land

Lemona wrote:Okay, as terms of peace, you must help rebuild structures you have destroyed and so do i, but you also only get northern Bohemia

deal

Lemona

Personally I would rather have him try to take my land instead of give it up willingly.

Kaltburg wrote:deal

Okay sounds good.

IÂ’m gonna start help rebuild now.

And also a buffer state like kinda UN like style territory will be in whatÂ’s left of Bohemia until an actual Czech state joins.

Vlaskal wrote:ok so brenden e wants half of poland, what do I get out of this? yes im willing to negotiate but i want something in return

the circle falls on some parts in the west of ukraine but im only willing to hand out a few oblasts

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:the circle falls on some parts in the west of ukraine but im only willing to hand out a few oblasts

Either that or we can beat him up into giving land

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:Either that or we can beat him up into giving land

i like that idea

Vlaskal, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:i like that idea

I mean you didnÂ’t get all Bohemia you want, so why not take more of Poland?

Lemona wrote:Either that or we can beat him up into giving land

hmmmmmm, well yes i do have a military, and a veteran one at that since they *ahem* participated in the operation in kazakh territoty...... hmmmm

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:hmmmmmm, well yes i do have a military, and a veteran one at that since they *ahem* participated in the operation in kazakh territoty...... hmmmm

Okay, but we gotta have them invade first. So we must wait 2 days.

Lemona wrote:I mean you didnÂ’t get all Bohemia you want, so why not take more of Poland?

clay is clay

Lemona

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m still waiting for Lkandria to help build robots for Lemona as I asked

I never agreed to helping you build robots

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I never agreed to helping you build robots

no I asked

Kaltburg wrote:clay is clay

Poland is german

Lemona wrote:Poland is german

Ja

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I never agreed to helping you build robots

can i buy some more weapons? *vlaskal request 21 billion vinerisks worth of military equipment*

Lkandria, Lemona

Lemona wrote:hmmmm.

Legal drinking age in Lemona is 16, and we have it that you can only have one liter of beer a week. You go above you get no beer but no count if your 21 or older

IÂ’m changing thsi a bit with new law, legal drinking age still 16, but only for beer and other drinks. Hard liquor and lots of alcohol is banned, like Vodka until they are 21.

why bother with drinking ages.

just ban everything

(gangs what gangs)

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:why bother with drinking ages.

just ban everything

(gangs what gangs)

because I want good civil rights but also not drunk 5 year olds.

Vlaskal wrote:can i buy some more weapons? *vlaskal request 21 billion vinerisks worth of military equipment*

Sure

Lemona

I might make a rp post

Although it's 2am rn so maybe tomorrow

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I might make a rp post

Although it's 2am rn so maybe tomorrow

do it in an hour

Michael Jackson vs Batman who wins

Socialistic Britain wrote:I can draw it, but I think we should probably have 4 to 5 people maybe draw their own map, then the region could vote on a map to choose

Is that a good idea?

New United Common-Lands wrote:Lovely a map contest :)!!

Bernova wrote:guys i think we need a map of this region

This was suggested about over 100 days ago right before zday. It got thrown out the window cuz zday overshadowed it. And everyone forgot about it.

Lemona wrote:Michael Jackson vs Batman who wins

Lord Gonk at 0.000000001%

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Lord Gonk at 0.000000001%

wow

IÂ’m logging off now bye

Brendene wrote:

Yeah, like IÂ’d do that. I claim that bay near St-Petersburg!

any comments Lkandria?

Lemona

Okay I have an idea

I got this from another region but what if we had an SA (Scientific Advancement) chart for roleplay?

Basically depending on how high your SA is, You have more sophisticated and better technology, like it can go from old computers, to space stations essentially

Although this can be used as more of a guideline and you can make your own technologies, they just have to seem reasonably within your SA

Or is this just a dumb idea?

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

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