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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
yeah lemona
you actually dont even own german land
Lemona
dude I doubt a military alliance with him would really do anything
Switzerland and Austrian panhandle
I also celebrate Oktoberfest
ok
im aware
but thats not much
Lemona
lemona soldiers be like:
https://youtu.be/gFLF300I0ps
Lemona
Dang
I wish i could do that but my parents wouldnt allow it
Lemona
That made me laugh lol
lol
Lemona
Literally itÂ’s like a family event we all get together on my moms side cuz they are German and drink and eat and party and play games
I know :(
I want more
Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12
Lemona
At first i thought it was making fun of how we mainly use swords so would be bad with guns, and then saw the end and yeah pretty much
This is probably gonna be this official video of the Pinevillian army, featuring our war anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz1gMiRsN20
Lemona
GIB
Lemona
We also sing and stuff
Is very fun
Because Oktoberfest actually lasts a week at the end of September but thatÂ’s a long time to have a family event we celebrate at just the final day of September
And that is probably what our soldiers look like as well
Lemona
When I get older and I can go to my own stuff I wanna actually go to Munich or something and do Oktoberfest
Lemona
Our soldiers are like modern+some old stuff+high tech
Same but not as high tech
We dont have as good of armor but it can withstand most rifles
Probably not yours tho
Lemona
500,000 per box of Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12
Lemona
same
I wanted to go to Oktoberfest when I turned 16 cuz I turn 16 before Oktoberfest would start and drink but my parents said it would probably be better if I went with my friends when IÂ’m older as itÂ’d be more fun.
So now I wanna go to Germany during Christmas
ill take 500
Vlaskal, Lemona
Ours is built to be bulletproof but because of this worlds insane technology we have to keep updating it.
It costs a lot and thatÂ’s the main reason our tax is high
The citizens donÂ’t really care about the tax rate tho as most things they need are relatively cheap
And we have pretty good welfare too go with that
My birthday is during the winter
So I won't turn 16 when it happens
Lemona
i thought i had higher welfare but guess not
eh its whatever
i dont think my taxes are high but they can still fund stuff
Lemona
My birthday is in April
ItÂ’s been on Easter once
IÂ’ve seen images of Christmas in Berlin and I really wanna go
I wanna go to Munich for Oktoberfest not Christmas
I HEARD THE WORD TAXES
GIVE NOW
Lemona
I'm glad Christmas doesnt move around december
Cause then I would have to possibly have my birthday on christmas which wouldnt be fun
Lemona
lol my welfare is in the top like something below 10% and yours is 33%
we pay you nothing
unless if youll give us land
Lemona
britain
have you gone to Germany?
my sa has stopped growing in the top 16%
i havent gotten an issue to increase it in a while
Lemona
alright time to play latvia
bye for now
Lemona
Mine is just slowly going up
NUCLÂ’s got nuked
Britains like skyrocketed and then calmed down
Lkandria is still very high
Okay bye bye
KNOCK KNOCK
ITS THE IRS
WE WANT YOUR TAXES DAMNIT
Lemona
answer question
Socialistic Britain
uh
did by chance the British government tell you to ask me this?
If so no
Lemona
Lemona
And we want our taxes, now give
Lemona
no they didnÂ’t
The British government doesnÂ’t like me after what I did
I donÂ’t owe you anything
Ah okay, then yes I currently am hiding in Germany
Lemona
WAIT REALLY?
HOW IS IT
Socialistic Britain
This report here says you've committed tax evasion
[sub]GIVE TAXES[/sub]
Lemona
no thatÂ’s not me thatÂ’s
ThatÂ’s uh
Elkonie
Socialistic Britain
hmm
GIVE THE TAXES
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, WE'RE GETTING YA TAXES
Lemona
n o
"No taxation without representation!" - 🤓
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Dang it
ya'lll is bein' a bit interesting if ya'll know what im sayin'
Lemona
cold
lots of germs around
You could say its GERMany
[sub]okay I'll leave..[/sub]
Lemona
no itÂ’s a good quote
it sounds good
Socialistic Britain
Do you want us to start a Scottish revolution or not
Lemona
._.
Socialistic Britain
alright
You've forced this upon us
Do you want us to put countryhumans art all around your house?
IF NOT PAY THE TAXES
Lemona
did you know that there a germans in germany
Lemona
my house is a hobbit hole you would put it around dirt and the animals would eat it
no
*funds welsh rebels*
Lemona
We're the IRS
We can put it inside the hobbit hole
And wait, if its a hobbit hole, couldn't we just fill it up and trap you in there
Lemona
Â
Fill it up?
thatÂ’s kinda sus bro
Socialistic Britain
He likes milk
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
You have a dirty mind..
Lemona
I usually think about what would happen if my house was on a giant cliff
oh uh
*burns london to the ground*
sorry your headquarters died
Lemona
You wouldn't have to deal with the IRS probably
Lemona
i used to think about my house detatching and floating off to space
Lemona
haha funny, anyway when do you want me to invade you
Lemona
I am the irs
Uno reverse
NOW GIVE THE DAMN TAXES
Lemona
your leader died
you whole government died in fact
if you wanna invade me then go ahead
dont expect an easy fight tho
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
ask that to the pit
There is a random pit leading to nothing by my house and one of you are standing on it
Socialistic Britain
no u
Lemona
uno reverse card
GIVE ME THE TAXES
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
you already ised your reverse card
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
imagine not having you emperor just explore places a lot
Socialistic Britain
when was Uno reverse card the same as no u
Lemona
AH DAMNIT
Lemona
Uno
U no
No u
haha lol
the kaiser and king sometimes travel about a lot
also look at chad portuguese president
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F976%2Fcpsprodpb%2F17257%2Fproduction%2F_113970849_347293fd-6336-4c07-ae3d-440fadc4a9b9.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2Fnews%2Fworld-europe-53810463&tbnid=GllE8y5wCSR4_M&vet=12ahUKEwjTp5Ds-qb5AhUemWoFHfCrAmsQMygAegUIARC8AQ..i&docid=hD8NRQTdtdA5dM&w=976&h=549&q=president%20of%20portugal%20in%20public&client=firefox-b-1-d&ved=2ahUKEwjTp5Ds-qb5AhUemWoFHfCrAmsQMygAegUIARC8AQ
Lemona
Wait
I forgot about my taxes
OH NOOOO-
Lemona
u r in debt
give em
Britain wanna start a war
IÂ’m bored
oh dear
Lemona
Hmm
Red 1 Uno card
Lemona
well ill just use mine then
now ur in debt again
Lemona
IÂ’m already in debt and now IÂ’m out of it
Socialistic Britain
if it's against Lkandria no, unless I get Scotland
Then it's a maybe..
Lemona
If youre wondering what im doing as latvia im doing the cursed path where you annex belarus and become communist
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Hmmm..
DAMNIT
Lemona
well it could be against Lkandria but Lkandria isnÂ’t the main focus
We just commit piracy together and anger nations to the point of war
we can teach u
keep on using your cards
we can just send it back
Socialistic Britain
can i help
Lemona
eh ill play latvia later
you think we need to be taught the ways of piracy?
remember the scramble for Africa my boy?
hohoho
We are fine with piracy as long as it's not against us
Hohoho
Lemona
sure
If you donÂ’t wanna get piracy you just have to pay fee of all your loot meaning gdp
okay
we epic
who do we target first hmmmm
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Written by Refuge Isle.