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Xerimerc wrote:7/10

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[sub]pinevillaisattemptingtocommitvorehalp[/sub]

U////U Yaey

Just kidding xeri *patpatpat*

[sub]dontnakemechangemymind[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

LEMON ALERT

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sovetsya wrote:because nothing happens over there and idk how to fix it

dot recruitment's slightly helpful but still

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:

HEY NO TaLKING UNTIL EVERY POST IS LIKED

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmmthisisalsogood[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:HEY NO TaLKING UNTIL EVERY POST IS LIKED

Gosh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:U////U Yaey

Just kidding xeri *patpatpat*

[sub]dontnakemechangemymind[/sub]

[sub]sha-[/sub] Magic box gave xeri an 8/10

thankiforpats*cuddles*

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:HEY NO TaLKING UNTIL EVERY POST IS LIKED

E

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmmthisisalsogood[/sub]

Pinevilla wrote:[pre]Wednesday, October 12, 2022; Novum Roma, Pinevilla[/pre]

[pre]——————[/pre]

[pre]The Kaiser sits on his throne, but he does not feel like an emperor. No, he says to himself. This is not like me to be weak like this. I am the emperor, the Großkaiser, the ruler of all of Pinevilla and Evanereich.

The Kaiser is preparing to address the nation after the attack on Pinevilla by Islamist terrorists and the death of King Simeon.

“Your majesty, you’re about to go on,” the Kaiser’s attendant says to him. “It is time to lead in our darkest hour,” the Kaiser replies.

The Kaiser walks out onto a stage with a podium that has been prepared for him. He is being filmed as well and broadcasted on state television. As Hell Dir Im Siegerkranz plays, he smiles. He knows what he will say.

“Monday, October 10, 2022; a day that will live in infamy; the Heilig Galactique Imperium of Pinevilla was purposefully and deliberately attacked by ground and air forces of Islamist terrorists. Yesterday, we captured one of the terrorists, and told them to contact their leader with a final note; that if they were to not cease operations in Kuwait, that we would respond with fury. I have to tell you now, that no such undertaking has been received, and that this country, with all its power and might, is at war.”

“I request now that the parliaments of both Pinevilla and Evanereich place full authority on me, so that my experience can lead this nation to glory. We will crush these terrorists, end their operations, and ensure that we will never have to deal with this sort of threat again.”

The crowd erupted in cheers. Pinevilla will not lose Kuwait, not ever.[/pre]

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:*kis as I put him in bed*

*lays down next to xeri and snuggles*

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

[sub]xeri's hair is only fluffi after an excessive amount of brushing I envy thee who art just fluffybydefault[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:

am i wrong

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:HEY NO TaLKING UNTIL EVERY POST IS LIKED

I accept the challenge

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

こんにちは。

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:こんにちは。

Hai vikcy

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:こんにちは。

ducky

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]xeri's hair is only fluffi after an excessive amount of brushing I envy thee who art just fluffybydefault[/sub]

[sub]and even then not very flufy just relative to how it normally is ;w;[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Vicky Germany

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I Wonder If YodleIs Ever Gonna Message On This Board Because It Looks Like He Checks In Sometimes Resetting The Timer

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Lemona wrote:ducky

何?

Xerimerc wrote:Hai vikcy

待って、日本語わかる?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:何?

待って、日本語わかる?

Request : Speak English

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

i'm sleepy

it's 3:38 PM

why am i sleepy

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Request : Speak English

Why?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sovetsya wrote:i'm sleepy

it's 3:38 PM

why am i sleepy

It's nearly 10:00 PM

why am I not

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:何?

待って、日本語わかる?

Xerimerc wrote:Request : Speak English

u absolute fool

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:Why?

because I'm too lazy to pull up google translate today

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Xerimerc wrote:It's nearly 10:00 PM

why am I not

it do be like that

i'll be sleepy now and then be wide awake at 10PM

wait what timezone are you

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Post by Lemona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Lemona

Vicky Germany wrote:Why?

Because ur fncking annoying

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Xerimerc wrote:because I'm too lazy to pull up google translate today

Makes sense.

Lemona wrote:u absolute fool

🤣

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:

待って、日本語わかる?

I just made an educated guess

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Sovetsya wrote:it do be like that

i'll be sleepy now and then be wide awake at 10PM

wait what timezone are you

He is in UTC

Or British NS f time

Also we same time zone time zone besties uwu

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Lemona wrote:Because ur fncking annoying

It's my nation's official language.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:Makes sense.

🤣

😟

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Lemona wrote:He is in UTC

Or British NS f time

Also we same time zone time zone besties uwu

aww

no texans here?

(texans are crazy, trust me.)

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Sovetsya wrote:it do be like that

i'll be sleepy now and then be wide awake at 10PM

wait what timezone are you

uuuh I think GMT+1

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:It's my nation's official language.

my official language is multiple languages but I don’t speak in all of them so speak of the English

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Sovetsya wrote:aww

no texans here?

(texans are crazy, trust me.)

Say that to Flordans.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:my official language is multiple languages but I don’t speak in all of them so speak of the English

It's just Japanese and English.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:It's just Japanese and English.

speak English

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:Say that to Flordans.

ha

florida doesn't know crap

my kind are being actively legally discriminated here!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

https://imgflip.com/i/5r6vmo

Da fuq?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

aha everywhere and everyone sucks

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany

Xerimerc wrote:aha everywhere and everyone sucks

Same as you.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sovetsya wrote:aww

no texans here?

(texans are crazy, trust me.)

I’ve met normal Texans

Or slightly normal

I’m from Chicago area

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Xerimerc wrote:aha everywhere and everyone sucks

ahaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaawaaaa

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:I’ve met normal Texans

Or slightly normal

I’m from Chicago area

Ok.

*Sees a tornado*

Ah sh*t, here we go again.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:I’ve met normal Texans

Or slightly normal

I’m from Chicago area

i'm the most normal texan you'll ever meet, my friend

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:Ok.

*Sees a tornado*

Ah sh*t, here we go again.

I want talking to y-

oh

goddamnit not these again

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Sovetsya wrote:i'm the most normal texan you'll ever meet, my friend

Right, then why do you have a Soviet Union flag?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:Right, then why do you have a Soviet Union flag?

Normal Texan as more going to the standard flow of the world

Meaning Texans are crazy and weird

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Vicky Germany wrote:Right, then why do you have a Soviet Union flag?

my point exactly

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

hmmm

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:mkay fluffi tail for you uwu

Pinevilla wrote:can you draw me and you together

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sovetsya wrote:aww

no texans here?

(texans are crazy, trust me.)

Excuse me sir but my family is Texan

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Yodle wrote:http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=681473 Here's a party Factbook template, just go to the bottom of the page and on the bottom right click "raw," then copy and paste the text over to a new Factbook and fill in where it says to fill in and you should be all set

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Excuse me sir but my family is Texan

yeah ur a Louisianan

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

The Socialist Republic Of Russia wrote:Here is my party: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_socialist_republic_of_russia/detail=factbook/id=684367

(I hope I did it correct...)

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:yeah ur a Louisianan

Excuse me sir but there’s a large difference between Louisianan and Texan

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Excuse me sir but there’s a large difference between Louisianan and Texan

aren’t Texans just a little bit more Spanish

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:aren’t Texans just a little bit more Spanish

offended sovetsya noises

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sovetsya wrote:offended sovetsya noises

ay ay me amigooooo

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

i love sabaton

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Forgot to say, Updated the map

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Thinkerius

American systems are weird

Like the mm/ddd/yyyy system, and football being called soccer

And for some reason HEALTHCARE MAKING YOU GO INTO DEBT

but European systems are also very weird

I can't think of any weird oddities with European systems right now because I'm tired so if any Americans would like to put something they think is weird about European systems, to ahead

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Forgot to say, Updated the map

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

of looks good

Am with fren so am soon gonna make rp news

anything u want on it

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:American systems are weird

Like the mm/ddd/yyyy system, and football being called soccer

And for some reason HEALTHCARE MAKING YOU GO INTO DEBT

but European systems are also very weird

I can't think of any weird oddities with European systems right now because I'm tired so if any Americans would like to put something they think is weird about European systems, to ahead

The British pound is weird

And also Ireland calls it soccer too

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Typhoon Tip is active.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:of looks good

Am with fren so am soon gonna make rp news

anything u want on it

I guess me increasing defences on all my borders and putting more troops or something

I would say something else but I'm not doing the rp for it until late October or early November

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I guess me increasing defences on all my borders and putting more troops or something

I would say something else but I'm not doing the rp for it until late October or early November

Before I make rp news o gonna finish some rp

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Lemona wrote:The British pound is weird

And also Ireland calls it soccer too

I heard a joke about the pound

I don't know if you said it though

Lemona, Xerimerc

Hello.

Typhoon Tip has arrived.

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:New United Common-Lands remind me to make your anthem video tonight

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Typhoon Tip wrote:Hello.

Typhoon Tip has arrived.

Hallo!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Typhoon Tip

Typhoon Tip wrote:Hello.

Typhoon Tip has arrived.

Vicky I know this is u

Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Typhoon Tip

Socialistic Britain wrote:I heard a joke about the pound

I don't know if you said it though

The pound is weird enough especially in cents

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Typhoon Tip

New United Common-Lands wrote:Hallo!

He's deadly.

[spoiler=Typhoon Tip]Typhoon Tip, known in the Philippines as Typhoon Warling, was the largest and most intense tropical cyclone ever recorded. The forty-third tropical depression, nineteenth tropical storm, twelfth typhoon, and third super typhoon of the 1979 Pacific typhoon season, Tip developed out of a disturbance within the monsoon trough on October 4 near Pohnpei in Micronesia. Initially, Tropical Storm Roger to the northwest hindered the development and motion of Tip, though after the storm tracked farther north, Tip was able to intensify. After passing Guam, Tip rapidly intensified and reached peak sustained winds of 305 km/h (190 mph)[nb 1] and a worldwide record-low sea-level pressure of 870 hPa (25.69 inHg) on October 12. At its peak intensity, Tip was the largest tropical cyclone on record, with a wind diameter of 2,220 km (1,380 mi). Tip slowly weakened as it continued west-northwestward and later turned to the northeast, in response to an approaching trough. The typhoon made landfall in southern Japan on October 19, and became an extratropical cyclone shortly thereafter. Tip's extratropical remnants continued moving east-northeastward, until they dissipated near the Aleutian Islands on October 24.

U.S. Air Force aircraft flew 60 weather reconnaissance missions into the typhoon, making Tip one of the most closely observed tropical cyclones.[1] Rainfall from Tip indirectly led to a fire that killed 15 Marines and injured 68 at Combined Arms Training Center, Camp Fuji in the Shizuoka Prefecture of Japan.[2] Elsewhere in the country, the typhoon caused widespread flooding and 42 deaths; offshore shipwrecks left 44 people killed or missing.

At the end of September 1979, three circulations developed within the monsoon trough that extended from the Philippines to the Marshall Islands. The westernmost disturbance developed into a tropical depression on October 1, to the west of Luzon, which would later become Typhoon Sarah on October 7.[3] On October 3, the disturbance southwest of Guam developed into Tropical Storm Roger, and later on the same day, a third tropical disturbance that would later become Typhoon Tip formed south of Pohnpei. Strong flow from across the equator was drawn into Roger's wind circulation, initially preventing significant development of the precursor disturbance to Tip. Despite the unfavorable air pattern, the tropical disturbance gradually organized as it moved westward. Due to the large-scale circulation pattern of Tropical Storm Roger, Tip's precursor moved erratically and slowly executed a cyclonic loop to the southeast of Chuuk. A reconnaissance flight into the system late on October 4 confirmed the existence of a closed low-level circulation, and early on October 5, the Joint Typhoon Warning Center (JTWC) issued its first warning on Tropical Depression Twenty-Three-W.[1]

While executing a loop near Chuuk, the tropical depression intensified into Tropical Storm Tip, though the storm failed to organize significantly due to the influence of Tropical Storm Roger. Reconnaissance aircraft provided the track of the surface circulation, since satellite imagery estimated the center was about 60 km (37 mi) from its true position. After drifting erratically for several days, Tip began a steady northwest motion on October 8. By that time, Tropical Storm Roger had become an extratropical cyclone, resulting in the southerly flow to be entrained into Tip. An area of a tropical upper tropospheric trough moved north of Guam at the time, providing an excellent outflow channel north of Tip. Initially, Tip was predicted to continue northwestward and make landfall on Guam, though instead, it turned to the west early on October 9, passing about 45 km (28 mi) south of Guam. Later that day, Tip intensified to attain typhoon status.[1]

Owing to very favorable conditions for development, Typhoon Tip rapidly intensified over the open waters of the western Pacific Ocean. Late on October 10, Tip attained wind speeds equal to Category 4 strength on the Saffir–Simpson Hurricane Scale (SSHS), and it became a super typhoon on the next day. The central pressure dropped by 92 hPa (2.72 inHg) from October 9 to 11, during which the circulation pattern of Typhoon Tip expanded to a record diameter of 2,220 km (1,380 mi). Tip continued to intensify further, becoming a Category 5-equivalent super typhoon, and early on October 12, reconnaissance aircraft recorded a worldwide record-low pressure of 870 mbar (870.0 hPa; 25.69 inHg) with 1-minute sustained winds of 305 km/h (190 mph), when Tip was located about 840 km (520 mi) west-northwest of Guam.[1] In its best track, the Japan Meteorological Agency listed Tip as peaking with 10-minute sustained winds of 160 mph (260 km/h).[4] At the time of its peak strength, its eye was 15 km (9.3 mi) wide.[1] Tip crossed the 135th meridian east on the afternoon of October 13, prompting the PAGASA to issue warnings on Typhoon Tip, assigning it the local name Warling.[1][5]

After peaking in intensity, Tip weakened to 230 km/h (140 mph) and remained at that intensity for several days, as it continued west-northwestward. For five days after its peak strength, the average radius of winds stronger than 55 km/h (34 mph) extended over 1,100 km (684 mi). On October 17, Tip began to weaken steadily and decrease in size, recurving northeastward under the influence of a mid-level trough the next day. After passing about 65 km (40 mi) east of Okinawa, the typhoon accelerated to 75 km/h (47 mph). Tip made landfall on the Japanese island of Honshū with winds of about 130 km/h (81 mph) on October 19. It continued rapidly northeastward through the country and became an extratropical cyclone over northern Honshū a few hours after moving ashore.[1] The extratropical remnant of Tip proceeded east-northeastward and gradually weakened, crossing the International Date Line on October 22. The storm was last observed near the Aleutian Islands of Alaska on October 24.[4]

[/spoiler]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Lemona wrote:Vicky I know this is u

It's not me.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Lemona wrote:Vicky I know this is u

Do you want to die?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vicky Germany wrote:It's not me.

Really?

How come every time u mention someone they come here and then u say u didn’t know it was gonna happen despite clearly knowing and planning all of it

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Typhoon Tip

Lemona wrote:Really?

How come every time u mention someone they come here and then u say u didn’t know it was gonna happen despite clearly knowing and planning all of it

It's not my fault I'm in Typhoon Tip's path of destruction.

Just take cover.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Socialistic Britain wrote:American systems are weird

Like the mm/ddd/yyyy system, and football being called soccer

And for some reason HEALTHCARE MAKING YOU GO INTO DEBT

but European systems are also very weird

I can't think of any weird oddities with European systems right now because I'm tired so if any Americans would like to put something they think is weird about European systems, to ahead

I've always been fine with football being called soccer

It's American Football that's weird to me

Why call it football when you don't kick the ball??

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Typhoon Tip

It's time for destruction of lives.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:The pound is weird enough especially in cents

I just remembered the joke also huh

sad news is I probably can't say it

Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Ardeyn wrote:I've always been fine with football being called soccer

It's American Football that's weird to me

Why call it football when you don't kick the ball??

you kick the ball at kickoff but that's it

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Ardeyn wrote:I've always been fine with football being called soccer

It's American Football that's weird to me

Why call it football when you don't kick the ball??

Sovetsya wrote:you kick the ball at kickoff but that's it

That's the only time the foot is involved in American FOOTball

Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Sovetsya wrote:you kick the ball at kickoff but that's it

-makes landfall on Sovetsya-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Typhoon Tip wrote:-makes landfall on Sovetsya-

-gets a giant fan and has it spin the other direction-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Sovetsya wrote:-gets a giant fan and has it spin the other direction-

-brings 220MPH winds-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

New United Common-Lands wrote:

I’m still not home yet :/

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Typhoon Tip wrote:-makes landfall on Sovetsya-

See.

Destruction.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Typhoon Tip wrote:-brings 220MPH winds-

-grabs a giant generator and attaches it to the fan-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Sovetsya wrote:-grabs a giant generator and attaches it to the fan-

-brings 20' 10" flooding-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:I've always been fine with football being called soccer

It's American Football that's weird to me

Why call it football when you don't kick the ball??

It might as well be rugby at this point

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Sovetsya wrote:-grabs a giant generator and attaches it to the fan-

The most genius solutions sovetsya has

me speaking like Yoda ignore

Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Post self-deleted by Typhoon Tip.

Ardeyn wrote:I've always been fine with football being called soccer

It's American Football that's weird to me

Why call it football when you don't kick the ball??

Punt

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Typhoon Tip wrote:-brings 20' 10" flooding-

-enlists the aid of the dutch and creates massive dikes-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Socialistic Britain wrote:The most genius solutions sovetsya has

me speaking like Yoda ignore

-starts aiming for Socialistic Britain-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Ello xeri

Lemona, Xerimerc, Typhoon Tip

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ello xeri

Run.

Or DIE.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

Typhoon Tip wrote:-starts aiming for Socialistic Britain-

-starts frantically preparing fan-

Xerimerc, Vicky Germany

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