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I’m an island lemon

Lemona wrote:I’m an island lemon

I'm a better lemon

Zantalio

Hello guys. How’s your day? Mine’s good.

(First post from that embassy)

Brocklandia, America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Western Arba Fir, Fairy

Zantalio wrote:Hello guys. How’s your day? Mine’s good.

(First post from that embassy)

🧌🧌🧌

America The Greater, Zantalio

Maen wrote:It already consumed me

Help

I'd throw you a lifeline, but only a finite number of infinities are compatible with rope. I can't risk introducing a potentially incompatible variable into the continuum--mathematicians everywhere would scowl at me.

[sub]The scariest part of that statement is that there are mathematicians everywhere. Someone please call the exterminator before they begin multiplying.[/sub]

Embassies Established with Europe!

May 12th 2024

A new day, another major Foreign Announcement from NBB. This time with our friends from Europe! Embassies have successfully opened as of May 12th, 2024. In light of a few Europeans participating in our recent Chess competition, hosted with Forest, we realised we have much in common, yet no embassy established - therefore we are very glad to use this opportunity to mark our new friendship!

European Citizens will of course be welcome to participate in cultural events hosted by TRTHNBB, and generally we look forward to working closer with our European friends! :)

Be sure to drop by Europe's RMB and say hi!

Kind regards,

New United Common-Lands

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Nardin, Thracia And Crimea, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Zantalio, Western Arba Fir, Alcrosnia, Fairy

I am quite happy with how this turned out :)

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740462

America The Greater, The Washington Federation, Krayo29, Western Arba Fir

Good morning, night, afternoon, and evening everyone!

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Flomonga, Western Arba Fir

Hey there No Big Bankers! Happy to have this new link, hope to see some of you in future events!

As a wise man once said, "this is the start of a beautiful acquaintanceship"

Brocklandia wrote:[sub]The scariest part of that statement is that there are mathematicians everywhere. Someone please call the exterminator before they begin multiplying.[/sub]

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mathematical calculations you may to be entitled to financial compensation

Brocklandia, Thracia And Crimea, America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Western Arba Fir

Alcrosnia wrote:Good morning, night, afternoon, and evening everyone!

Good morning on this very Sunny.. Sunday!

America The Greater, Western Arba Fir, Alcrosnia

Post self-deleted by Alcrosnia.

New United Common-Lands wrote:Good morning on this very Sunny.. Sunday!

It's raining where I am

America The Greater

Western Arba Fir wrote:It's raining where I am

A tornado blew up half my state on Friday

Members of Parliament,

Following The Washington Federation's veto of The Kaverian's Amendment to the Code of Conduct, we convened and held an Emergency Voting Session to determine whether that veto would be overturned or upheld. That Emergency Voting Session has concluded as of this morning. Here's the verdict:

[list]

[*]The veto has been upheld by a vote of 6 Overturn - 13 Uphold. The Kaverian's Amendment to the Code of Conduct will not become regional law at this time.

[/list]

Thanks everyone for voting!

I'd like to announce now that Parliament is going to officially enter a recess, as the election begins in three days. For that reason, I can now say with confidence that this one is actually my final announcement as Speaker. So thanks for reading, and come vote on the 15th-22nd!

America The Greater,

Speaker of Parliament

New United Common-Lands, Gine Caruttiva, The Kaverian, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

looking forward to the election - feels like campaign period has been so long for this one!

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Syrasia, Western Arba Fir

Flomonga wrote:A tornado blew up half my state on Friday

I have a heatwave of 43 where I am (in Cairo becks of my dad)

New United Common-Lands wrote:looking forward to the election - feels like campaign period has been so long for this one!

How u holding, at least you are not here in Cairo

Flomonga wrote:A tornado blew up half my state on Friday

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

I just wanted to say that America The Greater is and will be the greatest Speaker of Parliament ever. Under his reign we got a new constitution and Parliament has been very very very very active passing many pieces of legislation.

I came to this region and stayed because we have an active Parliament without ATG's work I would not be here.

Thank You ATG for all you have done

America The Greater, The Kaverian, Krayo29

Hello guys im new here.

Western Arba Fir, Chronic And Violent Ibs

Onion Layers wrote:Hello guys im new here.

hi, there has been an influx, so look at this:

Western Arba Fir wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=444406

America The Greater

New United Common-Lands wrote:looking forward to the election - feels like campaign period has been so long for this one!

IBS also "CamPains™" for a while! And could linger for longer (and with crippling symptoms!) with YOUR vote on MAY 15th! Vote CAVIBS for Number 2!

Brocklandia

or Vote Western Arba Fir #2

Western Arba Fir wrote:or Vote Western Arba Fir #2

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:IBS also "CamPains™" for a while! And could linger for longer (and with crippling symptoms!) with YOUR vote on MAY 15th! Vote CAVIBS for Number 2!

Who tf to I vote for?

The bowel disorder, obviously.

Socialistic Britain

Western Arba Fir wrote:or Vote Western Arba Fir #2

Note: Not a bowel disorder and isn't chronic OR violent. Unacceptable.

Socialistic Britain

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:Note: Not a bowel disorder and isn't chronic OR violent. Unacceptable.

crazyyyyyyy

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:Note: Not a bowel disorder and isn't chronic OR violent. Unacceptable.

Pyhdon is latin for:

Python

and

Your anus being violent, chronically

Nardin wrote:If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mathematical calculations you may to be entitled to financial compensation

Then please immediately back your big truck full of bank-less money up to the front door on my place and begin dumping.

Nardin, Socialistic Britain

Brocklandia wrote:Then please immediately back your big truck full of bank-less money up to the front door on my place and begin dumping.

here is 1 trillion HGPvP's, most governments only have 355 HGPvP's

Brocklandia

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:IBS also "CamPains™" for a while! And could linger for longer (and with crippling symptoms!) with YOUR vote on MAY 15th! Vote CAVIBS for Number 2!

When was that last time a political campaigner spoke honestly for Number 2--the position, I mean--and told you in advance to expect violent explosions of poop? I find this to be an oddly compelling campaign strategy.

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:here is 1 trillion HGPvP's, most governments only have 355 HGPvP's

Oh, *squeal!*--Thank you! And just out of curiosity, what's the exchange rate of HGPvPs to Taylor Swift tickets?

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, *squeal!*--Thank you! And just out of curiosity, what's the exchange rate of HGPvPs to Taylor Swift tickets?

infinite

Western Arba Fir wrote:WHERE DO YOU LIVE

Florida, solar storm. We could see the northern lights.

Socialistic Britain, Western Arba Fir

Flomonga wrote:Florida, solar storm. We could see the northern lights.

wow

Hello to our new embassy!

Is this the first post from Europe? :0 (Ohp, no, it’s not)

Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Skalliad, Western Arba Fir

Waffland wrote:Hello to our new embassy!

Is this the first post from Europe? :0

Sadly no, got beat by 6 hours!

do you have any waffles on you by the way?

America The Greater

Socialistic Britain wrote:Sadly no, got beat by 6 hours!

do you have any waffles on you by the way?

Yes! Of course!

*gives a 3,000 ton bag of waffles and syrup*

Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Sadly no, got beat by 6 hours!

do you have any maps on you by the way?

haiii

no, he has waffles

Waffland wrote:Yes! Of course!

*gives a 3,000 ton bag of waffles and syrup*

Can I have waffles?

I want the entirety of my country covered in it.

Brocklandia, Waffland

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, *squeal!*--Thank you! And just out of curiosity, what's the exchange rate of HGPvPs to Taylor Swift tickets?

would you like a pint of motor oil made from oganesson?

Socialistic Britain

BFL S5 Regular Season - Final Results

Sanders Conference

1st: Sicario Assassins FC - 33 pts (1)

2nd: Real Alicante - 32 pts (2)

3rd: FC Santo Mardozana - 31 pts (3)

4th: Greater Drussi FC - 25 pts (4)

5th: Al-Adhan FC - 24 pts (5)

6th: Ard. Nat. FC - 24 pts (6)

7th: Wash. Fed. FC - 23 pts

8th: Vlaskanese FF - 18 pts

9th: Athletic Klubgevarizm - 17 pts

10th: Danobia FC - 17 pts

11th: Dashing Does FC - 11 pts

Dogger Conference

1st: New-Union FC - 33 pts (1)

2nd: Socialist Brits FC - 32 pts (3)

3rd: Common Land Utd. - 31 pts (2)

4th: Yodle FC - 28 pts (4)

5th: Flomonga FC - 27 pts (5)

6th: Kaverian Royals FC - 19 pts (6)

7th: The NEX FC - 19 pts

8th: Triangolan FC - 19 pts

9th: Mjaun Mockingbirds FC - 18 pts

10th: Lemonan Citruses SC - 16 pts

11th: Lkandrian Imperials FC - 14 pts

We shall see you again on May 18th for the playoffs!

Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Aresetia

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL S5 Regular Season - Final Results

Dogger Conference

2nd: Socialist Brits FC - 32 pts (3)

Yeah Socialist Brits!

Anyhow.. back to what I was supposed to be doing

The Washington Federation

Congratulations on opening an embassy!

May relation stay strong and may we be friends of the friends!

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Mjau

Termendor wrote:Congratulations on opening an embassy!

May relations stay strong and may we be friends of the friends!

Cheers! 🎉

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:infinite

Sir. SIR. THE SWIFTIES ARE RIOTING! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Brocklandia

Brocklandia wrote:When was that last time a political campaigner spoke honestly for Number 2--the position, I mean--and told you in advance to expect violent explosions of poop? I find this to be an oddly compelling campaign strategy.

This is painting a very interesting picture of Brocklandia. I like it. :)

Brocklandia, Yodle, Socialistic Britain

Waffland wrote:Hello to our new embassy!

Is this the first post from Europe? :0 (Ohp, no, it’s not)

Hello!

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Hey. Wassup?

New United Common-Lands, Mjau

Aresetia wrote:Hey. Wassup?

Hi from TRTHNBB!

America The Greater

Mjau wrote:Hi from TRTHNBB!

It’s almost like that’s the region we are in

Mjau

Lemona wrote:It’s almost like that’s the region we are in

what the sigma

Mjau, Feengngarepierre, Hibbernia

TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYES TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISCUISE CHO CI CHA CHA CHOO CHO

Brocklandia, Feengngarepierre

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:This is painting a very interesting picture of Brocklandia. I like it. :)

Think about it: The Number 2 position is almost always better in any scenario. If you're elected Vice President, or Vice Whatever, for the remainder of the Big Number 1's term, all you have to do is ... not die of boredom. There's not much for you to do, so there's so not much responsibility. Nothing that happens will be your fault. But people will still assume you're somehow important, so you'll still get your own private jet, lots of likes, and plenty of media attention any time you open your mouth in public. Oh, and you'll probably get paid for this complete lack of responsibility, along with speaking appearances, a book deal (don't worry--the publisher will hire a ghostwriter), and endorsements. And if you piss off a bunch of people with some uninformed opinion, all the blame goes to Big Number 1 instead.

And on the outside chance that some opponent decides to send out assassin squads, they'll go for the Big Number 1 first, so you'll have plenty of extra time to be warned, get to safety, and go into hiding under an assumed name.

So, yeah, being Number 2--whether literal or metaphorical--is definitely the way to go. Be Number 2! Be Number 2!

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Chronic And Violent Ibs

Lemona wrote:It’s almost like that’s the region we are in

Almost

America The Greater

New United Common-Lands wrote:what the sigma

I am the bridge between the human and sigma world

I control all four elements of gyatt, gooning, mewing, and fanum tax

I am

The Skibidi: the last rizzbender

Brocklandia, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Feengngarepierre

Mjau wrote:Almost

🧌🧌🧌

Mjau

The Orangutan Nation wrote:TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYES TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISCUISE CHO CI CHA CHA CHOO CHO

So they're like robot drag queens?

Do they tuck, or tape? Are they banned in Florida too?

Are you going to be the one to tell Optimus Prime that his lip gloss just isn't right for him?

The Orangutan Nation

Lemona wrote:I am the bridge between the human and sigma world

I control all four elements of gyatt, gooning, mewing, and fanum tax

I am

The Skibidi: the last rizzbender

You ... don't get out much, do you?

America The Greater, The Orangutan Nation

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:Sir. SIR. THE SWIFTIES ARE RIOTING! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Don't worry. In five years they'll have forgotten all about her. You just have to be patient ... and worry about who they'll fixate on next.

Brocklandia wrote:You ... don't get out much, do you?

I’d say I spend a couple hours a day out

Brocklandia

Lemona wrote:I am the bridge between the human and sigma world

I control all four elements of gyatt, gooning, mewing, and fanum tax

I am

The Skibidi: the last rizzbender

I can feel myself losing braincells each second I read this

San Jorentino, Krayo29, Achrom

Socialistic Britain wrote:I can feel myself losing braincells each second I read this

[I]I know, right?

*Me leaving your head like all the other braincells are doing, taking away 99% of ur IQ*[/I]

San Jorentino

Brocklandia wrote:You ... don't get out much, do you?

No matter how much time you spend out, the brainrot will follow you everywhere.

Brocklandia

Feengngarepierre wrote:No matter how much time you spend out, the brainrot will follow you everywhere.

Hey touch some grass my guy. Oh and welcome.

They updated my IA rank, and now I have more than PYHDON

Hewo :3

Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Maen wrote:Hewo :3

Goodday Maen, how are you?

Western Arba Fir

Mjau wrote:Goodday Maen, how are you?

Gud

And u?

Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Post self-deleted by Maen.

Maen wrote:snip

Maen, please avoid large useless posts like this in the future, it could get you in trouble for spamming

Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Maen

Maen wrote:Ooooooooooooooooooo Ooooooooooooooooooo Ooooooooooooooooooo Ooooooooooooooooooo [snip]

That's like the chorus of every Donna Summer disco song ever. Do you think you're Donna Summer? Are you trying to bring back disco? Have you been checked other indications of mental illness lately?

Claibornia wrote:Maen, please avoid large useless posts like this in the future, it could get you in trouble for spamming

Please snip

The Kaverian wrote:Please snip

oh yea mb

Pyhdon wrote:yer quoted my puppet btw

but ok

I'm at a Creams

New-Union wrote:Hi lkandria:D

So I, in fact, did not get to your rp posts as planned but I’ll try too tomorrow. I was a bit busy with work and mothers days and studying

Also one thing I’d like to say for all people in rp is too not write the outcomes of your actions. I’ll write the outcomes cause otherwise you can literally deal with any problem by rping your own action and outcome and it gets rid of all the hard work

Also also hi New Union :)

Socialistic Britain

Brocklandia wrote:Think about it: The Number 2 position is almost always better in any scenario. If you're elected Vice President, or Vice Whatever, for the remainder of the Big Number 1's term, all you have to do is ... not die of boredom. There's not much for you to do, so there's so not much responsibility. Nothing that happens will be your fault. But people will still assume you're somehow important, so you'll still get your own private jet, lots of likes, and plenty of media attention any time you open your mouth in public. Oh, and you'll probably get paid for this complete lack of responsibility, along with speaking appearances, a book deal (don't worry--the publisher will hire a ghostwriter), and endorsements. And if you piss off a bunch of people with some uninformed opinion, all the blame goes to Big Number 1 instead.

And on the outside chance that some opponent decides to send out assassin squads, they'll go for the Big Number 1 first, so you'll have plenty of extra time to be warned, get to safety, and go into hiding under an assumed name.

So, yeah, being Number 2--whether literal or metaphorical--is definitely the way to go. Be Number 2! Be Number 2!

You sir, are a genius.

Brocklandia, Yodle

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:You sir, are a genius.

i know right

he is the best bartender ever

Brocklandia

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:You sir, are a genius.

Claibornia wrote:i know right

he is the best bartender ever

You both flatter me. But I'm still not giving you that roll of "free drink" coupons.

Yodle

There is one position better than number 2, that of the bartender.

Number 2 is the worst position

Third position You did everything you could

First position You are good

Second position you are not enough, You didn't give everything you had, and you couldn't be good enough

Brocklandia wrote:Don't worry. In five years they'll have forgotten all about her. You just have to be patient ... and worry about who they'll fixate on next.

IT WONT HAPPEN I KNOW ONE IT WONT HAPPEN

The Persistence Of Cats Memory wrote:Hello? Hello

Hi Cats! How are you today?

The Persistence Of Cats Memory

Krayo29 wrote:There is one position better than number 2, that of the bartender.

Free drinks

Why are we still here

Just to suffer

Only 7 more hours of exams then I’m done!

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Why are we still here

Just to suffer

Only 7 more hours of exams then I’m done!

Exam days are the best yet worst days think about it on one hand you don't have any busywork or classwork to do and for me you usually don't get homework but on the other hand... exams lol (ps im talking about the days where ur basically doing exams the entire day lol)

Sicario Mercenary Corps

The Orangutan Nation wrote:Exam days are the best yet worst days think about it on one hand you don't have any busywork or classwork to do and for me you usually don't get homework but on the other hand... exams lol (ps im talking about the days where ur basically doing exams the entire day lol)

Me: I got done doing exams last Thursday.

You: I though you said you'd be done 2 weeks ago.

Me: Well, I had to take the Algebra I test so I don't have to do it again.

The Orangutan Nation

Ardeyn wrote:Free drinks

and peanuts, and... secrets

drunks talk too much

Mjau

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Why are we still here

Just to suffer

Only 7 more hours of exams then I’m done!

Good luck!

Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Orangutan Nation

The Orangutan Nation wrote:IT WONT HAPPEN I KNOW ONE IT WONT HAPPEN

Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Mick Jagger fans all said the same thing. Fame, she be a cruel mistress.

And you can stop yelling in all-caps now.

Socialistic Britain, The Orangutan Nation

Brocklandia wrote:Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Mick Jagger fans all said the same thing. Fame, she be a cruel mistress.

And you can stop yelling in all-caps now.

Alr srry for yellling in all caps

Brocklandia, United States Of Alpha

New-Union wrote:Number 2 is the worst position

Third position You did everything you could

First position You are good

Second position you are not enough, You didn't give everything you had, and you couldn't be good enough

Sure, if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top, maybe Number 2 doesn't sound so good. But consider this: Assassination can be a great way to get a promotion, and when you're Number 2, the field of people you need to assassinate has been narrowed down to just one. So if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits of being a pile of Number 2, feel empowered to start plotting your advancement.

Yodle

Brocklandia wrote:Sure, if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top, maybe Number 2 doesn't sound so good. But consider this: Assassination can be a great way to get a promotion, and when you're Number 2, the field of people you need to assassinate has been narrowed down to just one. So if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits of being a pile of Number 2, feel empowered to start plotting your advancement.

Tell that to Chronic And Violent Ibs.

Brocklandia

The Orangutan Nation wrote:Exam days are the best yet worst days think about it on one hand you don't have any busywork or classwork to do and for me you usually don't get homework but on the other hand... exams lol (ps im talking about the days where ur basically doing exams the entire day lol)

Oh I know

I had 24+ hours of exams last week

Brocklandia wrote:Sure, if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top, maybe Number 2 doesn't sound so good. But consider this: Assassination can be a great way to get a promotion, and when you're Number 2, the field of people you need to assassinate has been narrowed down to just one. So if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits of being a pile of Number 2, feel empowered to start plotting your advancement.

Assassinate? do you mean accident?

Brocklandia

United States Of Alpha wrote:Tell that to Chronic And Violent Ibs.

I'm sure the difference in perspectives revolves around the phrases "if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top," and "if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits." Different strokes for different levels of ambition.

And I've just been handed this message from NationStates' legal team that I'm being required to read to you: "But of course, encouraging assassination is wrong and no one should do that." So there you have it, lads, lasses, and lassos: the NationStates legal team endorses plausible deniability.

Yodle, The Orangutan Nation

Krayo29 wrote:Assassinate? do you mean accident?

Exactly! I see you're already thinking through the details!

The Orangutan Nation

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