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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
breaddddddd
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamrwanaconmmnitarsiontogether
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
gets buckets of gasoline
Les go
Lemona, Xerimerc
yaeycanyoucarryxeriamveyrsleepy
Lemona, Kaidia
picks you up with Titan
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/xVn5o-PgiIs
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yaeyu///u
Lemona, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/xVn5o-PgiIs
Us discussing gayness
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/G6sS6b8qAjo?t=27
https://youtu.be/2OGqGP4-rDI?t=27
Lemona, Kaidia
carries you to big bank
Lemona, Xerimerc
uh
Lemona, Kaidia
This is our spot for arson!
Lemona, Xerimerc
b-but money
Lemona, Kaidia
It's a big bank, Xeri.
What is the name of this region? Full name.
Lemona, Xerimerc
T-the region that h-has no bbig banks ;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
This one looks m-more medium-sized tho ;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
EXACTLY
WE MUST RID THIS REGION OF STINKY BIG BANK CORPORATIONS FOR GOOD!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Poor xeri
Xerimerc, Kaidia
jumps in a stomper
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Goes up to kaidia
Takes xeri
Kicks Titan in the shin
Xerimerc, Kaidia
jumps in a Titan
Lemona, Xerimerc
Leaves
Xerimerc
0///o!?
Lemona, Kaidia
Carlos save XERI
Xerimerc, Kaidia
says
We agreed on committing arson.
We agreed on my Titan carrying Xeri.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Puts xeri down in crib
Tucks in
Leaves
Xerimerc, Kaidia
That's it
If Pinevilla won't update or bring back the map, I'll do it
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
says lol
Xerimerc, Kaidia
do it
do it
do it
Lemona, Xerimerc
yes
Lemona, Xerimerc
YAYYAYBRITAINIWONTMAKEFUNOFYOUFORNOWNOWBUTINSTEADPINEVILLAYAYAYYAYAYA
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Returns
Sings lullaby
Gives teddy bear
Leaves again
Xerimerc, Kaidia
sneaks in
puts video of calming music to sleep to with no ads (somehow)
leaves
Lemona, Xerimerc
Chases Kaidia down
smashes head in
leaves
Xerimerc, Kaidia
music annoying
Xerimerc, Kaidia
says
But I put something good for him to sleep to so why did you smash my head in
Lemona, Xerimerc
Xerimerc, Kaidia
how
its calming
Lemona, Xerimerc
its a little child screaming bloody murder
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Theres no ads cuz its demonetized
Xerimerc, Kaidia
wha
i swear i put "Calming Sounds to listen to while sleeping"
Lemona, Xerimerc
You put
Epic funny child screaming default dance vevo 2018
Xerimerc, Kaidia
checks phone
WHAT THE HELL
Lemona, Xerimerc
I thought I put on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HqFwvLhzag&t=59s
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmunderstandablemistaaake~
Lemona, Kaidia
tucks into bed and pats
puts on original video intended for the sleep
leaves
Lemona, Xerimerc
I got papers please :D
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Papers, Please.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
sends video to whats left of twitter
Xerimerc, Kaidia
wait wha-
Lemona, Xerimerc
veriiifunnnngaem
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
i turned on all the stupid things in kaiserredux and the game crashed when bubba e lee appeared
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Want to hear joke?
[spoiler]
Kolechians.
[/spoiler]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hahaha
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
wheres the map
Xerimerc, Kaidia
HAHHA
HAHAH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
c r in g
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
nah
funniest joke ever
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
alright i turned off everything except for the thing where i get to play as santa's workshop in jan mayen
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
waaa am too sleepy to sleep
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
sittingonmychaircuddlingmypillowlistenigtofemboynoisescomplaningonaninternetmessageboard
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Scientists begin to experiment on something ina lab deep in the Gaian Alpines
Xerimerc, Kaidia
you can talk to me while i play as mrs. claus in hoi4
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
this is so stupid
why can i put the heat miser in control
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah
Lemona, Kaidia
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you
I never want to know a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred's a breeze!
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
Sing it!
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much
Too much
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Where are all the treaties for the end of that war we had
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
idk
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm gonna make a better map
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yay
for now can you put pinevillas
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hewobritainyhowspastmidnighttreatingyou
Lemona, Kaidia
I wanna become what I was:
An elective monarchy
Lemona, Xerimerc
But would that be pro-socialist?
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]mmchestsoft[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
Thats what Ive always been
Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmm
Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmm?
Lemona, Kaidia
Do I just say to the people:
Revirin: You know, being a republic is cool, but I think I wanna be a king.
Citizens: No! You have to let the people vote for a monarchy!
Revirin: F**k You
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
becomes dictator just like old times
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Speaking of, doesn't the eagle represent another dictatorship in history?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
grows funni mustache
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ooh venesia grande is here
Lemona, Kaidia
Hello xeri :)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
People around Kaidia wonder about monarchism for Kaidia, and go up to the President, Revirin Oriskal. People fight over the debate, and the president is visited by many with very different opinions.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
I still have those agents
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Haiiihowareyoumsleepyawa
Lemona, Kaidia, Venesia Grande
why is rudolph my minister of the interior
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The president holds an election to the people if Kaidia should become a monarchy, thus Revirin Oriskal becomes first Social King of Kaidia.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mmisswarmyjereuaawa
Lemona, Kaidia
hey now
lets calm down a bit buckaroo
Lemona, Xerimerc
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
Xerimerc, Kaidia
For some reason, I love the title "Social King"
Lemona, Xerimerc
imagine having an election
kaiser evan just siezed power
no one questioned it
and now kaiser xeri holds that same power and king jacques to and extent
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
and my main industry is christmas tree exports ITS MAY JESUS
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
social media king
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Am fine, slightly sleepy but good. What have you been up to?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hehe
Lemona, Kaidia
Emperor Xeri of Xerireich
Xerimerc, Kaidia
At least I have more civil rights and lower authoritarianism
and I allow democracy to happen
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yakuza 0 flashbacks
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.