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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
TODAY'S [[Fire Hazard Warning]] ARE DONE! SOON, WE SHALL SHOW OFF TODAY'S [[BIG SHOT]]S!
[sub](Today's matches are done. Current standings soon.)[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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Xerimerc
The room is silent for a moment before one of the robotic avatars speaks up
Number 1 is an instant no. Lkandrian land on European soil is considered to be the part of the mainland. It will never be sold. As for the second and third purchases, why?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Craggo
You dont understand my sense of humor
Xerimerc
WoW, so funny
Actually it is, it´s like playing crossword
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Also wow, the football league is NOT going well for Real Alicante damn
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
If that ends up changing I think I will be able to play
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I'm sorry
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Possibly
We shall see Im exhausted after today
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
If we do most of the time Ill be in the medbay playing my saxophone
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Among us referernce?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
"I want Gaian land because on Earth it is extremely difficult to expand."
"When Pinevilla collapsed I sent my men as soon as I heard the news but I got beaten to it by Lemona, meanwhile on Gaia I could send my army there and expand without anyone getting in the way by beating me to that land. I am a small nation compared to nations like that of Lkandria, Lemona, and Vlaskal but on Gaia I can finally take enough land to produce some decent resources."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I am doing ok for my conference. 3rd best in the conference for a rookie season.
I knew the gulag was effective but jeez.
Xerimerc
Yes and no
Xerimerc
What?
Xerimerc
In the BFL I send my players to gulag if they do badly. Apparently we have two wins. I did not see the second win but I doubt it was against the Pinecone so I think my players are doing good because if the pinecone played me we would win with forfeit.
In other words Gulag Works.
Xerimerc
Oh.
Um Well I guess I could send myself to gulag. We lost to the worst football team in my area.
Xerimerc
Bro same. My hockey team sucked.
Lost to the worst team because we have 6 new players on my team who don't understand hockey.
Xerimerc
Oh you play hockey?
Xerimerc
Tank tops are fun
Luv em
Good for hot weather, which Ive got right now
Xerimerc
Yeah I play hockey. Heard you football players can't punch each other.
Xerimerc
Hold up what?
Xerimerc
Yeah umm I punched a kid and I only got 1 and a half minutes in the penalty box.
Xerimerc
You get a 15 yard penalty in football. It sucks because some kid punched me right in front of a ref and didn't get a penalty.
Refs do drugs right before the game for real.
Xerimerc
Yep refs suck because they always call penalties on you but never the other team.
Either a bribe or refs are blind.
Xerimerc
Yes obviously
You get a huge ban
oooooh
Yh that´s not real football
Xerimerc
I think he means american football.
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
If you talking about soccer then duh no [REDACTED] sherlock.
Soccer players are [REDACTED]
Xerimerc
Don't even touch someone.
They act like you kicked em where the sun does not shine.
Xerimerc
Except BFL teams. We don't even know what happens during those games.
Xerimerc
Whooaaaaaaaaa
What´s soccer?
Nver heard of it
Btw how´s the American Rugby season going over in america?
Xerimerc
;-;
Xerimerc
The lawmakers all begin debating on the issue. Some for and some against until they finally quite down. A man stands
We will provide you with one unarmed older transport ship. In return, 5% of the resources you get from Gaia will need to be given to us
Xerimerc
Are they on a date
Xerimerc
No
Xerimerc
No we aren't
Thank god we aren't IRL countries.
dearlordthecountryhumanscommunity
Xerimerc
"Question. How many soldiers and ammo reserves fit on the transport ship?"
Xerimerc
Mmm yes I do not exist on Gaia totally
Xerimerc
Some 20,000 soldiers can fit
Xerimerc
I will support Eurasia in any territorial dispute
Xerimerc
The team I wanted to do good, The Lions, did better than usual. The bar is set pretty low because people will say stuff like:
Bro brazil nuts are the detroit lions of tree nuts.
Xerimerc
"Okay what will it cost?"
Xerimerc
10 billion of your currency
Xerimerc
Who
Xerimerc
Nooo
Bankrupt him
Xerimerc
Do you need a redemonstration of my army?
Xerimerc
"Okay you got yourself a deal"
*Extends hand to shake*
Xerimerc
Nein.
Xerimerc
My friend and I looked up numbers you shouldnt call
I took photos of them and told him it out loud
The final one was the best because supposedly nothing will happen at first until you hang up
When you do your supposed to get 3 more calls from the number
The first one was a Scream
Second was a song
Third was whispers
So after he called the number and nothing happened and hanged up
So then as nothing happened I called him and screamed
And then I skipped the 2nd and went straight to the 3rd where I whispered something Id probably get bonked for now but I have said it in the past
Xerimerc
The man who spoke in the third row awkwardly moves down to Kilm to shake their hand
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have no idea who Eurasia is
Ohhh
You mean that little nation that keeps crying about they put themself into subjugation under you ohhh
Xerimerc, Kaidia
BRO DONT CALL 666-666-6666 at 3am NOT CLICKBAIT
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yeah
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tiny nation is correct. At first I didn't understand the benefits of being a puppet until that deal happened.
Protection from the strongest nation in the rp.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Protection at a cost
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I mean my people have more freedom than his so.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
No idea about that, but good for you
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Protection always comes at a cost
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Bodyguards make lots of money.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
No such thing as a free lunch
Would I be allowed trade with your puppets
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I don't believe so unless I am selling but check with Lkandria on that.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I am
Xerimerc, Kaidia
No
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You did say I am not allowed to buy from anyone else except you
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Then I suppose you can sell
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
However, you cannot sell any weapons I give you. Ever
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm
What about with you
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Might wanna keep em from knowing how to make those too
In case they decide to loophole those rules
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well theyre older technology. Id never sell my current tech to anyone
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thanks for discovering a loophole in our rules!
It seems I have to kill you though.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I return
Xerimerc
Can never be too careful, friend
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mhm. Im not worried about them replicating old unshielded tech
Xerimerc, Kaidia
They can sell to you. And what would you want to trade with me?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Fair.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Just asking
Information is valuable
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Depends on what it is
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Of course, of course
Ill let you know if and when we are interested in anything
Not currently.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ok
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Following much government inactivity in recent months, after the failed and suppressed AI revolution, the Sicario government has restarted initiatives to build international relations. The space construction yards have also begun expanding into nearby asteroid fields, with details expected within the month.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
am borbed
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain can I get the rest of anatolia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
*pat*
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Same
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
That feels nice uwu
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmm
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Must enjoy above 80 degrees before it gets stormy and below freezing again
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sure
Just do le rp
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Rp
[spoiler]Urik read the report on his way through the tunnel. An engineer for the minerbots had reportedly stumbled onto a large, gaping hole that went a far ways down.
Careful here guys, it gets steeper Urik says to his squad
They begin to approach the beacon that the engineer had left behind. The lights they have illiminate the hole and Urik looks down into it
Deploy the rope he orders
A man in the back stepped forward with the rope. Uriks HUD didnt tell him his name, only his prisoner number and why he was here. It was of course the same reason Urik was here; unpatriotic behavior. It was the reason five of them were there. The two were in for arms trading, another for hacking into construction bots, one for murder, and the last one was a former politician that had fallen out of favor with Lars. He could tell with how they all carried themselves that this was their first deployment. Urik meanwhile, was a veteran of the Counter Terrorism Operations in Indonesia. He sighed, knowing this would most likely be a terribly long deployment
Alright everyone, I believe you all should know how to climb down a rope he says to them
They all nod and begin the descent down. The colors at the bottom begin to get larger and brighter. Squinting Urik notices that the colors are from bioluminescent fungi. A few of the fungi are very large with some of them being as big as 10 feet in diameter. They reach the bottom and immediately find the miner bot. On top of the damage it took from falling, there seems to be traces of molten lava being dumped on it, damaging all the nanobots that where meant to rebuild it. Urik also notices the way the fungi are planted. They are in evenly space rows like someone is farming the mushrooms. Urik begins to feel uneasy about the cave
Hey, I need four of you to come with to the right of the cavern and the other five will go to the left he says to them
Three of the unpatriotic individuals begin to head towards the left as well as the two arms traders. That left the other unpatriotic man, the hacker, murderer, and political opponent
Alright then, lets move Urik says
They begin to slowly move through the right. Urik every step they take echos off the walls of the cave. They move past the mushroom farm towards seemingly more bioluminescent fungis. They are many different color. Blue, orange, yellow, green, many different colors. The yellow mushrooms where being farmed. Urik decides to pick some as there must be a reason why someone would farm them. The bioluminescence in these mushrooms would be poisonous to normal humans. He continues with his squad before he hears loud pops from back where they came. Gunshots? They begin making their way back until they run into one of the left squad members running toward them in a frenzie
Theres rock people here! Theres rock people here! he screams
They all aim their guns forwards. They see a shadowy, bulky figure approach them. They start to shoot the figure but do to them only having ballistic weapons and the figure having tough armor the bullets harmlessly bounce off. Seeing this Urik carefully considers what he can do next and decides
Retreat! he yells and drops a distress beacon. And so they fallback deeper into the cavern
[/spoiler]
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The new Robotic Arms of Kaidia have been storming throughout Kaidia in the quest to make a great disposable unit. Factories within Kaidia mass-produce many of the new droids and drones, and some factory supervisors have even ordered their workers to make their own designs to benefit the Military as a whole. But, all the factories made the droids with no included Arc battery, since Arc Technology was not allowed to be used in public arms manufacturing plants. Instead, the workers and supervisors came up with a Titanium battery to replace the Arc battery. Now, this means the Droid will need to be recharged every 10 days, which was costly as the droids were partially designed to be made to replace the soldiers in a long standing battle.
But, the Ministry of Defense and the Engineering Corps have given their approval and now the robotic units are being manufactured in factories and being distributed to Military bases and Metropolice bases. In the cities, Army Transports can often be seen heading towards factories and transporting droids. Due to the Diver's Area's large height from the ground, about 28 people have died and 46 people have gained heavy injuries due to this issue.
But with all that out of the way, these new robotic soldiers are being manufactured everywhere in Kaidia, and there really is nothing to stop it.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
trade rp plz
Xerimerc
In the light snow of Øvenland, a couple of ships fall from the sky. They land in an empty area. After they land, a few small corvettes from the Øvenland Facility approach the ships, along with one storage container ship. Once the corvettes land, they drop a package of Kaidian Reics on the ground, and they send out carrier drones to carry and drop off the tanks inside of the container ship. Once the tanks are stored and the money is taken, all the ships go different ways and the tanks are sent to the Øvenland Facility.
Xerimerc
Aah help I need snuggles iamalwaysrestless
Kaidia
get sleep
Xerimerc
I can't
Kaidia
why
Xerimerc
cantstaystillbecomfortablemustkicky
Kaidia
then take some kind of sleep medication
NyQuil
anything
Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.