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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Communique from the External Office of the First Republic of Cantabria:
Vegin has now offered peace effectively ending a bloody campaign involving the death of 247,000 soldiers and 546,000 civilians. Starvation is rife within Vegin and we request that all the governments in this region send whatever food they can spare. Most of the cities in the north are in ruins. The last armies withdrew and the first parliament in months was called, with 647 of the original 1054 commune representatives present. Public opinion in all regions is generally positive and the Stalinist northerners have fled.
News from the southern front:
Madrid's suburbs falling, while Murcia is being taken back. Currently they control 282 communes, with the rest 125 controlled by the Autonomous Communes of Cadiz, sympathetic to the Republic or absent.
Overview:
Total Casualties: 2,235,600
Military Casualties: 867,600
Civilian Casualties: 1,368,000
Military Casualties (REPUBLIC): 363,600
Military Casualties (REBELS): 504,000
Civilian Casualties (REPUBLIC): 527,000
Civilian Casualties (REBELS): 841,000
Total Indirect Casualties: 1,212,946
Indirect Casualties (REPUBLIC): 434,800
Indirect Casualties (REBELS): 778,146
Definition of Indirect Casualties is a death caused by disease, starvation and such.
Sarrepont
Huh?
Oops I meant to say who is rebelling?
Also what is the RP?
We have an elite force of 3,500 medical professionals prepared to aid the wounded and sick people of your nation. We also have a workforce of 5,000 volunteers prepared to repair vital infrastructure at your approval.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Originally Vegin ruled by some stalinists but now it's United Andalusia by Falangists.
We need significant aid in rebuilding the M-7 motorway and all industry in the North.
We require any amounts (whatever you can spare) of medicines.
State of Humanitarian Emergency declared by the collapsing government. We need aid directly shipped to the communes.
Right now it's a work in progress, it kinda just naturally formed itself but we just have to cement it in factbooks and what not
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Ok ill join
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Is Iceland and/or Greenland available?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Haha your country is collapsing!
My country is better than your country.
A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back. - Proverbs 29:11
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Our Public Healthcare department, renowned for its effectiveness and for being free of charge, is prepared to enter and create makeshift hospitals to support your people. They will go where you direct them.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
That's what jealous people write.
Not sure why you'd want to be allied with jealous people, I guess it's a problem you now don't have to be worried about.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
These statements may limit the amount of aid your nation will receive in times of crisis. We are equal here and countries in need are not to be mocked in this way.
Timor-Ocidente, Oldmanzakk, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
President Sanders would like to extend a hand of friendship to the feuding nations in this region. If you like to accept, please contact our administration.
Oldmanzakk, Primera Republica De Cantabria
We need them foremostly in the cities of Bilbao, Santander and Madrid.
Primera Republica De Cantabria has formed with 623 communes adhering to the provisional constitution. The armies are still not standing down.
Timor-Ocidente, Oldmanzakk, Sarrepont
We congratulate the Cantabrian for their quick recovering and stabilisation of the political organization of the Country.
Timor-Ocidente, Oldmanzakk, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The Nation of Oldmanzakk proclaims, because of the the recent claims of its government against The Nation of [nation=short]Primera Republica de Cantabria[/nation] and the reiterate accusations against ours, the Nation of [nation=short]Ciesmay[/nation] under immediate effective embargo. A proposal to extend this embargo to a regional wide embargo against [nation=short]Ciesmay[/nation] will be sent in the next days directly to the Office of the Regional President. International aid from Oldmanzakk in favour of your economy and development are immediately arrested
Personal note of the Prime Director: Enough is Enough, I hope this will cause a much needed "enlightenment" of your blinded and fool "political class".
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Communique from the government of the Cantabrian Federation:
We have doubled our 8 percent tarriff to ensure the swift economical rebuilding of our nation. This will not affect nations we have a trade treaty with.
Oldmanzakk, Weird And Strange, Sarrepont
The "Blood Runs Red" charitable organization of Port Worth has agreed to begin collecting donations for the citizens of the affected cities.
We hope that the enemy militia in your civil war may be contacted and convinced to end the conflict peacefully.
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, The World Of Audrey
We congratulate the Republic of Cantabria in their victory in their Civil War and offer any assistance their government may want.
Chancellor Kirill Alekseev
Timor-Ocidente, Oldmanzakk, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, The World Of Audrey
On behalf of the people and the government of Timor-Ocidente, we hereby condemn the rogue Stalinist and Falangist rebels of Cantabria, and hereby deny said rebels from residence in Timor-Ocidente should they attempt here refuge, and offer to extradite any rebels who seek shelter in the country back to Cantabria for assumed trial there.
-Chief Ambassador of Timor-Ocidente, Franck Park.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by Oldmanzakk.
Oldmanzakk has deliberated the allineation to the decisions of Timor-Ocidente on the Cantabrian Issue.
-The Minister Director of Foreign Affairs, Jorg Müller. -
Primera Republica De Cantabria
After ongoing hostilities between the governments of [nation=short]Oldmanzakk[/nation] and [nation=short]Ciesmay[/nation], the Regional President of Bernie Nation has decided to step in. We will be hosting a meeting between the members of each respective government, where we expect there to be a peaceful outcome. If this is not the case, or this olive branch is refused, the government of Bernie Nation will have no choice but to institute a region-wide embargo on these two nations, barring them from any form of trade. We expect a response within the day.
-President Bernard Sanders
Timor-Ocidente, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, New West Tropico
Hi everybody!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
It appears that the government of [nation=short]Ciesmay[/nation] is currently at recess. We will postpone any talks until they return.
-Vice President Tulsi Gabbard
Timor-Ocidente, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Got no luck with my issues lately, my political freedom fell below average. It's eggravating!
Primera Republica De Cantabria
*takes a shot*
The Socialist Republic Of Russia, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
So, how is everybody doing ?
-Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Pushed back the rebels an average of 45 km, how about you?
America The Greater, Sarrepont
Currently trying to avoid a coup d'état and solute the Big Mess in my Anarchic Territory and failed Experiment of Anarcho-Blob.
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
I tots not supporting the Primera Republica of Blob.
Yodle, Sarrepont
Post self-deleted by Oldmanzakk.
Buidling more healthcare systems and foreign aid. At least with such high taxes the citizens don't need to spend too much on wallets.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Legislative elections have concluded in [nation=timor-ocidente], in which the recently renamed and ruling party, the West Timorese Progressive Party, has, through its Center-Left coalition, won coalitionary majorities in the lower and medium chambers of legislature. Meanwhile, its associated ideological group in the third and highest legislative chamber has achieved a plurality in the new chamber.
In all, not much has changed in the composition of the legislature, save for the introduction of a left-anarchist party in the form of the Anarchist Front, and the introduction of the third legislative chamber, turning the country's legislative system to a tricameral one.
Dispatch pertaining to such:[https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=741780]
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
*cough* Primera Republica de Timor-Occidente *cough cough*
The people of Bern City have petitioned the federal government to grant them the status of capitol, replacing Port Worth. We plan to loosen drug laws to make them forget about this cause.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Capitals? Who needs that!?
Post self-deleted by Yodle.
Welcome [nation=short]Nerditia[/nation]!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It's more an honorary title kind of thing. They get a cool building and all. Most of our leaders just talk through the Internet.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by Big Blue Blob.
Emperor Maurice Jean-Marie Vercingetorix Lucius Baguette the Spirited proclaimed it's Divinity.
He hopes that the Government of Big Blue Blob will soon handle the Desaster of Anarcho-Blob, otherwise he has to act on his divine right.
Brother Roland Charles Francois Charles Baguette is being reported to critisize the Step of his Brother.
After the Long Period of Peace and Prosperity People started to believe that the State of Big Blue Blob could only be a blessed one.
Intellectuals and Politcians of Big Blue Blob fear what this may bring up the Nation.
A stagnant rise of Fortune moved out of the Country has been noticed.
Tensions are high.
Yodle, Sarrepont
New Santander City News
16th of August, 1968, 17:42 GMT at Toledo, Spain.
The aftermath of the costly battle of Toledo are revealed.
In the first and second battle the republic alone lost 212,700 troops and the Falangists lost close to 164,200 troops.
But, civilian deaths amount to much much more than that.
The now-dubbed Toledo Genocide reveals itself when the republicans entered the city five hours earlier.
1,250,000 civilians have been massacred outside in the streets by the Falangists.
Three entire towns and one borough of Toledo are completely depopulated. The massacre appears to have been carried out through bombing, gas attacks and machine gun fire.
The federation has declared one month of sorrow.
Aid has flocked into the starved city and the army is now closing up on Ciudad Real, firmly but slowly liberating people from their previous oppressors.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, America The Greater
New West Tropico just legalized cannibalism. I'm not sure how I feel about this. But meh whatever
Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Fck yeah Tracer is gay
Timor-Ocidente, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The heir to Paradise for Bros is currently seeking a female suitor to join him in everlasting matrimony. Applications are currently being accepted, please spread the word.
Bernie Nation, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Are resumes required?
Bernie Nation, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Formally, no, but they are preferred.
Bernie Nation, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I'm deeply saddened to say that the heir to Paradise for Bros has been hospitalized... Applications are still being accepted, applicants are allowed visitation between the hours of 8 AM to 5 PM SBT(Standard Bro Time). Flowers are a nice gesture but no balloons as he is deathly afraid of them.
Bernie Nation, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Are robots accepted? We don't have many biological officials.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
PSA
Today marks the 200th consecutive day since we founded TRTHNBB after abandoning our old region (The Place That Has No Big Banks), time goes by very fast.. Due to finals for our residents who are college students and the onset of winter break, the cabinet will be less active for the next couple weeks. I will try to check in daily, but our Parliament's formal formation will be postponed 'till January of the new year. We have lots of new and exciting projects in development, so stay tuned and join our Discord server if you haven't already! :)
Thank you and happy holidays,
[nation=short]Yodle[/nation]
Minister of Internal Affairs
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico
Post self-deleted by Oldmanzakk.
If needed the Oldmanian Healtcare Institute is willing to send a vat machine to recreate your heir's damaged tissues or... The entire heir in the case of premature termination of life cycle. The machine is comprehensive of a device which upload the memories of the subject.
We can arrange the transport of the device, for more explanations and questions write directly to my Office.
Until then, we send our Best Regards.
- Healthcare and Welfare Minister Director Indira Gesundbrunnen -
Bernie Nation, -Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Merry early Christmas. Free laser weapons for all of you.
-ATG Tech Dept
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Do they come in different colors?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
I love it
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Just put a little piece of laser proof construction paper or something over it, should do the job
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Hey I'm curious. When's the next regional election
-Stans, Yodle, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
You just made the day of our Oldmanian Starship's Fleet Senior Admiral he's always looking to try different kind of equipment
Happy Hogsfather to all Greaters.
Ansuriel, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Mid-February 2017. Which is also when government positions are shuffled.
-Stans, Yodle, New West Tropico, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
If it's anyone who can survive 2016, it's Space Mom
Timor-Ocidente, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Welcome to the region [nation=short]Strudes[/nation], [nation=short]Xenteropia[/nation], [nation=short]Blustan[/nation], [nation=short]Zeuthe[/nation], and [nation=short]New Sacramenta[/nation]!
Timor-Ocidente, Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Blustan, Strudes, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Merry Christmas!
Timor-Ocidente, Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Arguin Isle, New West Tropico, Blustan, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Happy holidays from Forest! Please don't use us as your Christmas tree! :P
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, -Stans, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Merry Christmas everyone!
Timor-Ocidente, Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Nexumia, Norway Spruce, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Merry Christmas! And happy Steam sale!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Blustan, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Yo merry Christmas guys!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Blustan, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
New West Tropico just abolished the penny. Something the USA SHOULD DO but hasn't
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Merry Yodleheim's eve!
Oldmanzakk, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Cantabria announces the death of our Ministers of Trade/Foreign Policy along with 268 others traveling to Cadiz to speak to the local governments there.
The five Cantabrian Heavy Industries C-7D passanger aircraft carrying the delegation were shot down around 6 AM Local time (GMT) by Stalinist troops. Interrogation of overran officers reveals that they were picked up by radars in Sevilla and Córdoba already 65 km from the front line and 90 km from the approximate shoot down area.
Seemingly this was also caused by pilot error as the captain of the leading aircraft, misguided by the squadron of C-9 fighters escorting, entered several storm areas around the altitude of 7,100 metres causing diversion as far as 290 km from the planned (and safe) route through Portugal. Radio contact and sporadic radar pickup by Cantabrian ATC failed to notice the error even when he announced he was above the (Cantabrian) city of Badajoz, 175 km from the original route.
Preliminary reports of the Investigatory Board of Aviation (IBA) state that it was shot down by 7 S-75 Dvina SAM rockets.
The first aircraft to disappear from the radar screens at Badajoz was E-NAXX, at around 1,600 metres with the message: "E-N(AX)X number three engine out safe altitude" being repeated 2 times further and a last message being interrupted after the words "E-NXA 410". Seemingly they were all lost inside a storm cloud as the C-9s, who landed safely in Cadiz, did not see any aircraft go down.
Shortly after radio contact was lost quickly with E-CANU (lead aircraft) being the last one to drop from frequency.
Want more information? Telegram your nearest Cantabrian Embassy for more!
Big Blue Blob, Sarrepont, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Our deepest condolences.
-Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
And a happy new year
-Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Yo anyone there? It's been really boring in my region lately
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Yeah, we're all here.
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The Chancellor of the Democratic Federation of the Socialist Republic of Russia has published a statement offering his deepest condolences to the Cantabrian government and is willing to send some of Russia's best psychologists to assist the relatives of the deceased in overcoming this truly stressful and depressing time. He hopes that the Cantabrian side will be willing to accept the psychologists, and any other help the Russian side may offer, under request.
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
I wove mummy
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
I write this message with a heavy heart tonight. The heir to Paradise for Bros has died. The cause of death was a severe case of syphillis, along with a multitude of other unknown STDs. The heir was very promiscuous. He left behind a long line of babes waiting on his tinder. He was a true bro and will have a funeral deserving of bro status. His final wishes were for him to be buried in the very same outfit that he came into the world dressed, buck ass nude. He will have an open cassock for the ladies and an open bar for the Bros. The Paradise for Bros government has decided to establish a foundation to find cures for unknown STDs. WE WILL FIND A CURE, WE WILL PROSPER. The other side of the foundation will develop a new hook up site, since that's what our heir would have wanted. Look for "Banginbros" in the Paradise for Bros App Store.
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
President Bernard Sanders offers his deepest condolences. If there is anything that he, or the rest of the Cabinet can do, please let us know.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus
Post by Lux Bros Djohnom Of Jesus suppressed by Bernie Nation.
They deserved what they got for living in sin.
So I cannot wait to be a productive member of this region, and hopefully (not forcefully) teach you the error of your ways. Have a wonderful and god filled day. :)
"Of the increase of His government and peace there will be no end, upon the throne of David and over His kingdom, to order it and establish it with judgment and justice from that time forward, even forever more. The zeal of the Lord of hosts will perform this." Isaiah 9:7
-Stans, The Socialist Republic Of Russia
Hey. Just curious. I'm a Christian, of no particular domination. Is there anything you see wrong with my ways that conflict with the faith? I'd like a new perspective if possible.
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Not yet, but you are on the right path. Anyone who follows God at any level is good, and it is their goal to help everyone achieve a higher moral standing. That is the will of god.
The LORD your God in your midst, the Mighty One, will save; He will rejoice over you with gladness, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing.
Zephaniah 3:17
I appreciate your feedback.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Anytime my new friend :)
Then those who feared the LORD spoke to one another, and the LORD listened and heard them; so a book of remembrance was written before Him for those who fear the LORD and who meditate on His name.
Malachi 3:16
America The Greater
Arghh, my science hurts.
Welcome anyway.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Our deepest condolences
Chancellor Kirill Alekseev and the Committee of Ministers of the D.F.S.R.R.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hi, fellow Christian. I am in fact an Orthodox and judging by your flag, you are a Catholic (no! I just committed prejudice :-( ), and I hope that the old grudges we have held for centuries against each other's denominations do not intervene in our attempt to preach to the region the beauty that is Christianity and the Holy Bible.
And he said to them, "Go out to the whole world; proclaim the gospel to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptised will be saved; whoever does not believe will be condemned. These are the signs that will be associated with believers: in my name they will cast out devils; they will have a gift of tongues; they will pick up snakes in their hands and be unharmed should they drink deadly poison; they will lay their hands on the sick, who will recover."
Mark 16: 16-18
America The Greater
Don't expect much from me...
Sarrepont
Greetings
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Blustan
Welcome friend!
Yodle, America The Greater
Just a quick welcome to all our new member nations. We have some foreign aid money left over if anyone needs it.
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Blustan
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