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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
You're not good at being friend-
Lemona
The pain and agony of not only having covid but also being british at the same time
The best motivation:
You will literally fncking die if you dont do this
wow thanks
Lemona
Anyway, I need to get going
Cya
Also on a sidenote, how has everybody's day been?
Lemona
Youre so very welcome :)
He will cry and scream till the end of time as the disease corrupts his body and he sees his loved ones die around him
The torture of human-
Oh
Good
am with doggo
Is very fun
Ah, bye
great because of your presence
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
...
Chutando a porta
Lemona
Same I did too everyone has kinda forgot about it down here cause its not much of a problem anymore.
Lemona
Great because the torture and suffering of the human race and the screams humans have brought upon their own kind
I'm just going to start saying random Brazilian phrases
Lemona
Wtf
Good so far Im on a river boat on the Mississippi River
Lemona
that made sense at all.
Just like the senses people mindlessly ripped out of their own brothers and sksters
The blood will stench and reek as the skin becomes one with nature
There are some guys who say they had traumas because of the screams of people in the war, why did you shoot then? you know they would scream
Lemona, Pinevilla
The meat and organs will be chomped and chomped by those who we stopped out with our bare feet
Well uh
The whole point is to uh
Yeah
Lemona
The realization of the place you have put humanity and all other organisms into is enough pain to make many combust
Words just become a figment of your imagination as you understand that nothing truly matters.
Im just gonna enjoy my boat.
You guys a depressing are you reading Ecclesiasties
Lemona
Silence
Lemona is philosophical
Lemona
Such a feeling that many are too stupid too understand.
Money becomes worthless and so does everything you own.
Phones just act as a distraction from the suffering in our Universe
Food is just a feeble way to try to keep yourself from suffering, and water is a weak way to attempt to stay alive.
Lemona
And so the end will come.
The foreign beings on other planes of existences and planets will end the same way you will.
Everybody you know dead.
And all youve ever known.
Worthless
And such editing of this is no longer a joke.
Just a fading memory that will pass on
Stop trying to add on dummkopf
All languages will combine.
Food and resources will become a scarcity.
And all will starve
So many hopes and dreams.
Gone.
Why are you doing this 😥
Im just making an ad for why lemonan citizens should join the army
How is making your citizens get depression helping the army
Lemona
In the end you will have nothing.
As both heaven and hell are purged.
Nothing you do means anything in the long run
Because if they learn nothing means anything then they wont care and can join the army
If everything they do is worthless, then why join?
Lemona
Your thinking is flawed
Lemona
Because their life means nothing
Wait are you encouraging your citizens to kill themselves by joining the army
Lemona
Yeah
Then joining the military means nothing
Lemona
Wth dude
Lemona
The only memory will be of your pets.
As they are what is important
By joining the army, all of that is reversed, as you will be worth something.
But you just said everything they do in the military will be worthless
I mean if I were to make a military ad it would be something like:
You live here in your house, you work for your nation and your lord.
Why not go out and do some real service for God? Join the Pinevillian army corps today!
I just logged on umm what
Lemona
no
Yes
Oh army ads..
In my nation a period of military service is compulsory..
Lemona
Oh yeah same for me
We want people to come back tho
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Teampizza.
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Lemona
Okay Ill delete the text wall now
Lemona
we believe conscription is wrong.
We either have depressing ads or ads showing battles in full detail
I literally said it would be reversed if you join the military stupid
Yeah no, the pizza armed forces need to be cool
Lemona
Not in your ad
Lemona
That was part of the ad.
BFL:ST - Match 14
TeamPizza SC v. Inter-Kaltburg FC
1st Half: 3-2
2nd Half: 4-5
OT: -
Pinevillian FC v. Lemonan Citruses SC
1st Half: 3-1
2nd Half: 6-3
OT: -
Emo Core FC v. Konra FC
1st Half: 0-0
2nd Half: 2-3
OT: -
Lemona
My question is how did I lose
Will you let me do a scientific exploration in Arizona? we learn about a valuable "corpse" that is there
Lemona
No it wasnt you said it to me
Also whats the point of protecting your nation if everything you do in it is pointless
Lemona
HAHAHA
They made a prayer before the game
HAHAHA
THAT WAS HILARIOUS
You know what?
You are right.
Everything is pointless unless it involves crushing pinevilla
Which is everything
In lemona
Hahahaha
Pulls out full yugioh set
Just gonna prep some bombs andddd
*pulls out pitchfork and cleaver*
ITS TIME TO EAT
Eat what?
Uranium in your capital?
Pinevilla
BFL:ST - Final Results
Sanders Conference:
1st: Inter-Kalturg FC (14)
2nd: Pinevillian FC (9)
3rd: Emo Core FC (6)
Dogger Conference:
1st: TeamPizza SC (12)
2nd: Lemonan Citruses SC (12)
3rd: Konra FC (10)
(Ties broken by goals average)
Kaltburg and Teampizza have made it to the BFL Summer Playoffs, made up of a best-of-5 match between the two of them.
Kaltburg
No
If you nuke me youll face an international coalition due to the nuke treaty.
If you dont stop we will also eat your emperor for real.
I quit
First the nuke treaty is for producing nukes
Second
Our emperor literally has killed hundreds of people in battle
This time I didnt tie with Emo Core!
Im so proud of my team they did so good for their first year!
It's only a training season
Lemona
wait
what
phew
Dont care still happy
Lemona
Yep, that's why it is the BFL: Summer Training
Lemona
yessss
While we may not have anymore nukes, we still maintain facilities to produce nukes and can do so if needed. We will not produce any untill the next war, which may never happen.
Dude producing nukes breaks the treaty not using them.
I know
Btw have you been producing nukes
Lemona
Yes the treaty doesn't say you can't nuke someone
Lemona
Im now 53 in defense forces!
Lemona
no
Only buying and putting lemons in nuclear waste
Im 8th
I already disarmed my entire nuclear arsenal
You did what now?
Im aware but at the beginning of the week I was like 130 or something
I sold them all to you remember
at the beginning of the week k was at 10
Noice
Lemona
Oh yeah
So you cant produce any, meaning you literally have none.
Yep that was the plan!
Also your integrity massively dropped
I mean we still have bio weapons and nuke shields but no nukes
Ok
Lemona
I totally didnt develop something using my information technology that could hack into a limited amount of nuke shields and temporarily disarm them
Tho it doesnt last too long
Thats pretty cool.
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