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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
New-Union left the region
I kinda sad
I hope thsi doenst mean the region is gonna fall
New United Common-Lands, I just saw that Italy was on two days ago
I hope that means the curse isnÂ’t real
im gonna doubt if you're gonna sleep
Lemona
lol
what was ids
i am currently fighting/shooting at weird ships in the ocean
Owo, definitely not exhibitionist maritime aliens that are the ships themselves, no no, definitely not!
*proceeds to launch 300 Cruise Missiles*
Lemona
IÂ’ve been dealing with an alien invasion
Madrid is literally under attack lol
Oh... one of my consulates there reported some weird light show?
i guess it's not a concert
Lemona
what the hell
Lemona
i have to add rebels and aliens!?
Lemona
yes
well actually the aliens took a motel and had a large alien concert there
did I forget to mention the aliens speak old Norse?
(Noted, now to RP)
Lemona
NATO Contingency Plan
[I]In the absence of New-union's governance within the region, the North American Treaty Organization has established a contingency government to maintain stability in the territory in their absence. This government would be maintained by Washingtonian officials due to their proximity.[/I]
Lemona
Okay goodnight yall
the maritime exhibitionist aliens have weird technology, like a failed replica of modern weapons + weird aliens sht
Time for Vlaskanese engineering to replicate this weird alien sht technology and make a ship out of it
ima name it:
VFNS Jhorsovel (CVNX-1)
Lemona
and i will make a plasma cannon with the weird alien sht and see if it can speed up the research of VAST-1
Lemona
[sub]who said I was gonna try sleep[/sub]
Hey can I buy some of those plasma cannons?
And maybe plasma rifles if you got them
Lemona
Okay I ended up deciding to use a random number generate to decide how big my navy is
I have now realised
Not good idea
Because according to NSEconomy, my military is around the size of 236,634,720
And the random number generator when told to pick from a number between 1000 and the size of my military, it ended up saying 2,650,576
On second thought I'm just not gonna use a random number generator.
[sub](it actually said 27,650,576 but that seemed like way too much)[/sub]
Lemona
lol
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
No, i won't give these out just yet...
Buuut, can i interest you in a Hyper-Advanced missile defense system?
It has a 97-98% effectiveness and has been combat tested
[sub]ahem, kazakhstan, citrus war, war over poland[/sub]
Lemona
97-98% effectiveness?
And combat tested?
Hmm...
Sure 97-98% effectiveness sounds good but..
Eh I'll take it
Lemona
Aya Democratic Republic, can I claim the North Maluku Islands (northwest of West Papua), the Bismarck Archipelago (north of PNG) and the Solomon Islands on the RP map?
Lemona
Ah screw it I'm just gonna go and say my navy is around the size of 2,650,576
Lemona
I have them too
Got en from an issue
Socialistic Britain
I donÂ’t actually take stuff I get from issues cause all the issues really give joke responses and arenÂ’t serious
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
issues are technically part of rp
so yeah
dinosaurs too
and psychic animals
Socialistic Britain
Imma try and finish the citrus war transcript
Socialistic Britain
Then I have like three orbital weapons platforms, numerous killer drone swarms, psychic animals, a dinosaur army, super soldiers that can lift blue whales, anti-matter missiles, numerous space colonies
Yeah you sure you wanna use issues as actual RP?
Socialistic Britain, Astravica
But you do have numerous space colonies
also yes
Socialistic Britain
okay bye bye
Socialistic Britain
No like, in other solar systems
Socialistic Britain
Okay just a suggestion
Should we make it a rule or something to not use stuff from issues?
Instead we could rp getting it or something
Of course roleplaying it might sound a bit boring but it does prevent some nations from just being extremely powerful
[sub]wait but that would also mean NSEconomy and NS stats might be a issue..[/sub]
Hi everyone what have i missed i was gone for a bit
You have missed almost nothing (I infact had not read the 300 messages of randomness)
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I agree that what issues say as their result should not be used in rp
hello
can i has land
i have enslaved factory workers
no
I like issues
if they donÂ’t want to use stuff from issues they donÂ’t have too
No because then that breaks the balance. Issues or no issues and IÂ’m in the boat of no issues used for rp
boo
The balance is already broken with older nations having bigger militaries and certain stats are very high
like SA
as many nations start with low SA meaning they canÂ’t really do much until they build it up
How big is your military
military
what
yes
That sounds like a you problem
I was listening to some music and my brain went
I need to turn on music
so I accidentally turned it off, until I realized oh wait I already had it on
not really
because IÂ’ve gotten my sa up enough I can claim land on the moon
and when I started my SA wasnÂ’t that bad
other nations had it differently
So issues make it fair?
issues make it fun too
i am taxing 3/4ths of my population's money
and i am planning to make it go higher
Lemona
Well I find it rather dumb that a nation with like 12 million people can get an issue where they get an orbital weapon platform while their SA is bad. That doesnÂ’t make sense. Also I donÂ’t think itÂ’d make it more fun. Instead I think itÂ’d be more stupid. Dinosaurs running around, psychic animals, that simply sounds dumb and not very fun in my opinion
k
IÂ’ll take it that you agree with me
I donÂ’t but sure
maybe donÂ’t assume next time bud
Then don’t just put “K” next time bud
[sub]jughead[/sub]
Also the only dinosaur I see being useful is probably the velociraptor in and urban setting. The others are too big a target or too small to do any real damage
Making up something I didnÂ’t say
Reminds me of TeamPizza
secrets are lies
What?
jungle
Burn the jungle
if c=d and d=e, does c=e?
poor monke
No
Why?
Because c=d. If c=e then why would you need d? Its just plain simple logic. It throws off everything if c=e
Lemona
If a secret equals a mistruth,
and if a lie equals a mistruth,
does a secret=lie?
No. If you had a secret you like jellybeans then who are you lying too? It’s only a lie if someone asks “Hey you like jellybeans and you say “No”
Define, “Secret”
A personal thing you keep to yourself or with other people
And define a “lie”
Something said to deceive someone that isnÂ’t truthful
Lemona
How do you keep a secret?
Not tell anyone
And what happens if someone figures out your secret?
Then itÂ’s not a secret? IÂ’m not sure where this is going
You tell an excuse,
which would be?
Ok, then thatÂ’s lying. Having secret isnÂ’t lying
Lemona
IÂ’m not done.
When you lie, the truth is a secret, yes?
Yeah
Lemona
So IÂ’ll ask you again,
Can a secret be a lie?
And can a secret be a truth?
Yes a secret can be a lie and also a truth
Lemona
Okay
so is that your conclusion?
Sure
Lemona
mmmm okay
you scored a 87
anyways
and c=e?
No. Also sorry I had to eat dinner
Lemona
itÂ’s fine
but can it sometimes?
I promise this is the final questionÂ
for now
Maybe depending on the situation
Lemona
okay good
thanks
imma just lay down for now
Lkandria
Hi
Lemona
i just got an issue labeled with an issue series. is thayt new?
no
Lemona
wow, i wanna sleep more, but it's midday, i will catch on fire if i do that
So I ended up actually writing the RP post for this
[sub]well the beginning of it..[/sub]
it appears i got the cuban missile crisis issue chain
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
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