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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Did I just get fricking assaulted
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-, Maloi
BBQ BACON BURGER 😩😩😩
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
*pats Venesia Grande*
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-
Does wisdom truly come down to the difficulty of the life experiences you've had? I would argue there's not a direct correlation there.
Xerimerc, Maloi
Eeeeheeeeheehee Adreabhal is so big and sexy
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
JACK SPARROWWWW
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Adreabhal
Uhhhh
AI.
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!
Xerimerc
Aren't I just your favorite?
Xerimerc
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!!
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Adreabhal
*Vodka flies to Jack as he does a little jig*
Xerimerc
I forgot you existed.
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I'm going to pretend you don't mean that
Xerimerc
I don't mean anything insulting, I just forgot.
Xerimerc
No.
I cant wait to get to the hotel I need a shower fr
Xerimerc
[sub]boysmell?[/sub]
-Watermelon-
Yes
Xerimerc
Remove.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I do not currently have access to the required materials to do so
Like i said, i need to wait until i get to the hotel to shower
Xerimerc
Cool, good luck remove toenald
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
This pink shirt making me devious I swear
Xerimerc
Lick it.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
[sub]what?[/sub]
Xerimerc
lickies
-Watermelon-
Lick it, lick the shirt.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
[sub]uh uh um um uh uh i uh um um uh um uh[/sub]
Im wearing the shirt right now why would I lick it
Xerimerc
Tasty fabric.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I hate standardized testing
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
5 hours of my life wasted
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Same
Same but replace 5 with 18
Thats how long Ive been on this bus
Xerimerc
It is a poor method of assessing a student's progress, I agree
Ono what happen
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Sad, would you like Pantreous Poetry or pats?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Standardized testing
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Uranium
Xerimerc
Standardized test
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*pet*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Ok, lemme assault Sheldon Cooper.
*Hugs Sheldon Cooper and looks for uranium*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Why do they feel the need to have us do them
If they want to know where we are at they can just look at the grades
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Or ask the students
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Literally just less accurate and a waste of paper...
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Or a waste of internet depending on if its physical or digital
Xerimerc
mm
We'll run out of internet juice
-Watermelon-
Yeah, hopefully digital.
Xerimerc
I love drinking the internet juice
Femboy flavor is delicious
Xerimerc
[sub]mmh[/sub]
-Watermelon-
I like cyan idiot flavor!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
[sub]hmm?[/sub]
Its like me but cyan
Xerimerc
Today's matches are done!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
1. nya
2. no
-Watermelon-
1. [sub]meow[/sub]
2. i didnt say it was a bad thing
Xerimerc
The guy who made the SAT also admitted that he made it to keep black people segregated from white schools
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
L person
L test
L American public school system
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
yEah
mm
Why are so many tests made by racists
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Assault and battery.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I have copious amounts of feminine swag currently equipped in my inventory
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
[sub]envy[/sub]
-Watermelon-
I decided today was a twink today
Pride skirt, tank top, thigh highs, my boots with copious amounts of buckles, and pink makeup
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Timmy15
Hi! I just joined this region through the telegram I got. I wanted to ask about cards. How do you do cards/participate in cards?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
somanybuckles
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
I love twink days!!
It is boy tummy tuesday after all, might as well go all out
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Cards are acquired by opening packs. Packs are acquired by answering issues. Cards serve no gameplay purpose, and are entirely for trading with other nations.
-Watermelon-
Sadly did not wear a crop top
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I would, I just dont have one yet
I gotta deal with what I have equipped
Sicario Mercenary Corps
You get card packs from answering issues, open those to get some cards. You can then buy/trade/sell cards on the marketplace! I dont do it very often but its very fun
Xerimerc
Except for the global ranking part
Xerimerc
Ah! How do I become rich?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I was referring to myself but you as well
My favorite method of acquiring crop tops is go to a thrift store, buy some old band shirt or something that looks goth and snip snip snip until its very small
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Get cards
Exploit workers
Xerimerc
What do you mean by rich? Do you mean the "Bank" on the card menu, or the Economy stats
The problem is I would have to not get caught
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Good femboy.
Welcome, go to nation page and click/tap card icon.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Bank I think
Xerimerc
Most of the ones I make are small enough to be worn under other shirts/sweatshirts
Useful for unexpected cold weather
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
MINNESOTA
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Bank is acquired by selling cards to other nations, or junking cards and receiving the card's 'junk price'
-Watermelon-
So how I get started?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Answering issues
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
On your nation page, next to all the graphs and stats and stuff therell be an icon that looks like some playing cards
Xerimerc
Answer some issues to get packs, open those packs to get cards. List some cards for sale (or junk them to get some starting money). I'm not super experienced with the trading system, I mostly just collect pictures of myself uwu
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
American healthcare: give us your entire bank account
Canadian healthcare: you are going to die
Xerimerc
British healthcare: you're dying? your appointment is scheduled for 11 months from now uwu
-Watermelon-
When you gotta call 911 but you forgot the number:
Xerimerc
When you gotta call 911 but you don't want to bankrupt yourself over a ride to the hospital:
-Watermelon-
9.1.1
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
When you gotta call 911 but your primary doctor isnt working today:
Xerimerc
When you call 911 in Zimbabwe:
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Trick question
You cant
Xerimerc
Hehehe haw yeah.
Xerimerc
Hmm
I wanna get an ODST tattoo and a phoenix Ive decided
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ive been planning on getting a tattoo in the future
Of what, you may ask?
No, you may not ask.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
mm
My sunglasses make me look too serious
I wanna look cute ):
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
They are not mutually exclusive
Xerimerc
Cool.
*Throws a thick lead barrel of uranium to your feet* I killed 24 armed men!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Chuck Norris killed more men than that by sneezing
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
You already do quit lying
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Well duh 🙄, it's Chuck Norris...
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Why cant you be more like ____
- my parents
Xerimerc
I had some top gun sunglasses
Xerimerc
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
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