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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I can explain, I promise you it was a coincidence. Even though I was horrible, I wouldn't stoop so low as to milk it over and over. But you seem to know a lot about 'Red Penguin'... Could it be you?
Kaidia
No it isn't and I can prove it because his country just got nuked by moderation probably. It's neither of us. The guy's gone
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Even so, after what you said today, should you really be still allowed in? Who here can decide that?
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Please refrain from arguing regardless.
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Well in that case, I have an appeal
I don't think you need one bro
They're not banning you so just don't argue and it's all good
Man I just got here and the controversy is unreal bro🤯 How about we talk about something like, I dunno,cheese
Kaidia, Mjau
Good idea.
Kaidia, Mjau
Mozzarella is the god of all cheeses
Kaidia, Mjau
Well, it's rather that I'm telling you not to argue.
Kaidia
Ok sorry I didn't realise we were coming across that way.
Anyway I agree
Kaidia, Mjau
Or I'm sorry *I was coming across that way.
Kaidia, Mjau
I did say some pretty offensive stuff to you though, and I'm sorry, to both you and the entire region, for the stuff i said. It was partly just a joke, but it wasn't funny, the part about not liking gaming consoles is true, but the rest was me acting like a moron
Kaidia, Mjau, New Amphorinia
Anyway does anyone want to see my new independence day dispatch
Kaidia
Sure
Can someone tell me how to attach a dispatch
Kaidia, Mjau
Lol same.
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
On your nation page, go to Factbooks or Dispatches (near the ranking and trend buttons), and then press new Factbook/dispatch at the bottom of that page.
Kaidia, New Amphorinia
My older brother got a pc and yeahh
I ate it
Cant have him playing those pc games
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Horjn vyte blaç frunfi
Kaidia
I'm sorry English bro
Kaidia
Is antiyodle like the Antichrist or something
Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, New Amphorinia
Post by Niugnep Eulb suppressed by Ardeyn.
Seimmoc
Post by Niugnep Eulb suppressed by Ardeyn.
SEIMMOC!!!!
is this guy back again now
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
I have a master degree in reading backwards
Kaidia
Wtf does 'seimmoc' even mean
Kaidia
Oooooh
Kaidia
This guy's doing some strange as drugs thats for sure
Kaidia
Man went to Amsterdam bought all the mushrooms
Kaidia
Yeah my mom got a robo-vac
So yeah I fed it to the hyenas
Can't have her using this modern tech, no way
Kaidia
One person creates several nations and saturates RMB with absurd discussions
Kaidia, Mjau
Yeeaah my uncle got a Tesla
So I drove it to Donbas
Can't have him driving expensive cars
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Wdym
Kaidia
Post by Dogs And Cats Are Both Cute suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
wait -There's an IMPOSTOR AMONG US?!
Kaidia
Post by Dogs And Cats Are Both Cute suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
New Amphorinia explain yourself bro. Why have you been creating alt accounts bruh
Kaidia
Post by Dogs And Cats Are Both Cute suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
Nah just kidding I know it's not you
Kaidia
Was this the same nation, that had accounts banned by mods?
Kaidia, Mjau
Post by Dogs And Cats Are Both Cute suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
because it's me. It all started almost 8 years ago, when I was part of the raid of TPTHNBB. My old nation ceased to exist in the process, but we had won, or so we thought, and now, here you are, one of the most well-known regions in the game. I started operation Marinia Island in 2022, to undermine your region from the inside, I would prolong and intensify every controversy to wreck the balance of your nation. I returned in 2024 with a much better plan: To create the controversy myself. I called it operation Blue Penguin. I used Marinia Island as a puppet in parliament to find out all the information I needed about how the region was run. Then, I made two other puppets. Never gonna give 6987 played the offensive, and Blue Penguin acted as the victim. I assembled a massive controversy that lasted 2 days, and when you banned blue penguin, I was never truly gone. I returned yesterday, with a new puppet, The Nation With An Extremely Long Name and have proven that you are the most gullible people ever. I completely manipulated New Amphorinia using what I said earlier to bully them into falling into the victim position, as well as hoping you would suspect them instead of me, and then I struck, using puppet after puppet to once again wreck you from within. After almost 8 years of preparation, I feel like I have had my revenge. This was endgame. Goodbye, I will now leave this region behind once and for all.
Ok
Kaidia, Mjau
It was obvious
Kaidia, Mjau
To hold a grudge for that long jesus Christ 💀
Kaidia
Blud has not had this planned out 💀
Kaidia
Yeah I also figured
Kaidia, Puttt, Krayo29
theyre bullshitting dw
Kaidia, Mjau, New Amphorinia
I knew that nation was strange the second they joined and began listing their 'hot takes' what a joke 💀
Kaidia
My intuition tells me that Amphorinia is also another puppet
Kaidia
I'm not. I joined 2 days ago I didn't even know about this guy. Your intuition is wrong. I understand why you'd think that since I have been in almost every convo they've been in. But that's because I'm ill and have nothing really to do, but I didn't really understand the magnitude of the situation or that I'd be getting involved in anything.
Kaidia
Although I did encounter a similar guy on politics and war named 'Red Penguin' who did exactly the same thing
Kaidia
If I truly wanted to be that hostile, which I don't, then I would have done it in a much smarter way
Kaidia
Do not ask that, but my siblings are 12 and 17
Kaidia
I wasn't asking you I was asking that guy who just got ejected
Kaidia
It's a pretty long story
Kaidia
Post by The Nation With An Extremely Long Name suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
Oh my god I'm NOT their puppet. I'm not their puppet! When was I even involved in this I just GOT here honestly
Post by The Nation With An Extremely Long Name suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
I swear. It's bullshit. it's total bullshit please guys I'm telling the truth
So I'm guessing they really were a puppet?
Kaidia
What did I miss?
Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Too much
Kaidia
Just backread
Kaidia
New Amphorinia Since you're a puppet nation, who is your main nation?
Kaidia
My main nation is called New Amphorin. My intention was for it to be the puppet of this nation but I made the other one first
Kaidia, Mjau
Okay, also you were previously talking about someone named "Red Penguin" that you've seen, could you link that evidence? It could be helpful to us.
Kaidia
Ok just give me a sec to get you the screenshots
Kaidia
Oh no! Anyway, this person has been a bit of an annoyance, I hope our residents haven't been bothered.
America The Greater, Kaidia, Puttt
[spoiler=Randomly Chosen Song - A Million Dreams]I close my eyes and I can see
The world that's waiting up for me
That I call my own
Through the dark, through the door
Through where no one's been before
But it feels like home
They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we design
'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colours fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
Oh a million dreams for the world we're gonna make
There's a house we can build
Every room inside is filled
With things from far away
The special things I compile
Each one there to make you smile
On a rainy day
They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say we've lost our minds
I don't care, I don't care if they call us crazy
Runaway to a world that we design
Every night I lie in bed
The brightest colours fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
Oh a million dreams for the world we're gonna make
However big, however small
Let me be part of it all
Share your dreams with me
You may be right, you may be wrong
But say that you'll bring me along
To the world you see
To the world I close my eyes to see
I close my eyes to see
Every night I lie in bed
The brightest colours fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
A million dreams, a million dreams
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take
A million dreams for the world we're gonna make
For the world we're gonna make[/spoiler]
Kaidia
Post self-deleted by New Union Under Democracy.
I have.
Kaidia, Mjau
Sorry about that Pyhdon, if there's anything we can do let us know.
Kaidia
okay, You can expand, I'd just hold off on the bolded text until the SA system is finished
And for the underlined text..
What if I, or someone else, made a river map for Gaia?
But for now, I suppose so yeah, go ahead
Kaidia, Mjau
Only a little, Dogs And Cats Are Both Cute is a bit irritating
Kaidia, Mjau
What theme is this map and rp about? WW2?
Kaidia, Mjau
The main map is just a typical or sci-fi tech RP, but we're still working on how the Scientific Advancement scale will work now.
Kaidia, Krayo29
I find it an attractive idea. I would like to join the map. tg shipping to britain?
Kaidia, Mjau
I would like an area of Europe with the sea
Kaidia
Yes of course, TG Socialistic Britain with a specific area, maximum land area roughly equal to the UK
Kaidia, Krayo29
Hola.
Kaidia, Mjau
Sup, what's going on in CA?
Kaidia, Novum California
Idrk, I just got there. Hasn't been too active...
Kaidia, Mjau
the SCP foundation is cool and not currently holding my entire nation hostage in order to use me as a propaganda puppet. /j
Kaidia
also I am joking, I didn't know the scp foundation was a region, I meant the fictional organization
Kaidia
I prefer Smoked Gouda
as an American, I have a very non-American taste
I've enjoyed the chaos
Kaidia, Mjau
What?!?! I like [I]Paneer1[/I]
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
:(
New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Flomonga
😔
Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau
I know, unfortunate, it's just we as regions haven't had much opportunity to cooperate through our embassy given Aldorria's sole focus on RP
(That's just what I believe the reason is, you can ask New United Common-Lands (the MoFA) about this regard)
Kaidia, Flomonga, Mjau
Howdy
Kaidia, Novum California
hi
Kaidia
Good luck surviving
Kaidia
50,000 dollars in reparations
Kaidia, Mjau
Na
(maybe 1,000,000µ?)
Kaidia
Or $100,000,000,000,000
Lemona, Kaidia, Mjau
I like that
Kaidia
I might start a GFL
Kaidia
And in 18 days I will do some rp and make some colonies
Lemona, Kaidia, Mjau
Because I will be unbanned
Kaidia, Mjau
I'll try
Kaidia, Mjau
Gridiron football league
Problems arise with no discord, but I should be able to get it in a few months
Kaidia
Im doing Pyhhrish Socaball
Kaidia
[spoiler=rp]
KAIDIA | 4:34 P.M | EASTERN FRONTIER | DATE UNKNOWN
Swish, swish, swish. Ah, the soothing sound of wind and the grass meeting to create a natural beauty. What a sight to behold.
Soon, the near horizon was then filled with shadows. What is this? Well, of course, the people of Kaidia. The Kaidians. They come to expand their land East-ward to restart their Fallen Empire. Maybe along the way, they restart their culture. The people started to make their way over by the plains. They spread about, collecting berries from bushes, wild plants and herbs, and setting up tents and campfires. What were they going to do? Well, they were going to spread their realm by settling in it! The afternoon was spent gathering resources. Food, water, wood, animals, the sort. Once the sun came close to sunset, the people soon gathered around in their own small groups, all making small talk and feasts. They would soon wake up to start their future town.
And they did just that. After the sun went up, the people of the frontier woke up and immediately went to work, without any food. They built foundations of a village-to-be and stockpiled their resources. But then, the group split into three. Then the two other groups started to make... a path out further into the Frontier. One group was going towards the ocean, another going deeper into the frontier, near a forest. They brought along resources, of course, but the three groups needed to spread out to spread out Kaidia's influence.
After a few hours, almost noon, another group of people came over the horizon. Not to settle in with the three groups, but to start their own legacy in the East. It's a big area, after all. But they need to stick together to trade resources, of course. The big group of people became three once more, spreading out further. Soon the East would be filled by Kaidia's people! At least... until the people actually make it way east. But one of the six groups found something... interesting. They went off the communication line and ventured South. Soon, they found a big river. I mean, not BIG big, but big enough to be significant. This river... was beautiful! The group soon settled their tents and campfires around the river, where there was a big forest for trees. After all of that, the days came by to them. Cycles of night and day brought the groups of people time to work on building homes for their future people.
But after a few days, where people got comfortable in their areas, they wanted to name the Eastern Frontier something new. After all, these plains... what could they be named? Ah! In the before time, in folk lore, Øvenland was a lushious plain with animals around! Too bad that it soon had a blizzard that lasted for Millennia. But it could be reborn! A Øvenland! New Øvenland!
What about the river? Such a gracious river... What do we call it? Simple! E Manis Veiirkavinia! Manstrave e Imperia Kaidia! It is time for a rebirth![/spoiler]
For E Manis Veiirkavinia, just have a seperate blob of gray South of Kaidia, but not connected
Mjau, Novum California
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.