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Mjau wrote:I'm happy to announce that I plan to appoint Syrasia to Minister of Communications if elected!

Bro who

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Socialistic Britain wrote:

Just looked at it now, will add soon.

Thank u!

And Hewo again

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Lemona wrote:Bro who

They've been very active in the Discord, made the interviews for the election candidates (shown in the latest TSR), acted as a Justice in the most recent court case, and have tons of previous NationStates experience outside of the region.

America The Greater, Krayo29, Western Arba Fir

Lemona wrote:Bro who

Syrasia ran the interviews which were highlighted in TSR, and has a ton of experience with dispatch formatting. I'm all for this

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Maen wrote:

Just looked at it now, will add soon.

Thank u!

And Hewo again

Welcome back!

America The Greater

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah, I thought so, I wasn't sure

also would you care to explain why you've stolen the map factbook [sub]wasnt ever actually mine.. was kaltburgs, man, I miss kaltburg[/sub] and begun updating the map yourself?

👍

That is outdated

the current map is this one here

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

[I]I was going crazy, so just tried to fix my brain. Dispatch deleted[/I]

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain

Phydon look at RP

[quote=mjau;55781207]Thank u!

And Hewo again [/quote]

Welcome back![/quote]

I just realized that the broken quote broke my quote lol

America The Greater

Lemona wrote:Bro who

o/ hello

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

With the election starting tomorrow I just wanted to say before you cast your vote I will NEVER GIVE UP for YOU! No matter what happens I will NEVER GIVE UP!

Also, good luck to the other candidates for DPM: Gine Caruttiva, Chronic And Violent Ibs, and Puttt

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Puttt, Krayo29, Mjau, Chronic And Violent Ibs, Maen

Mjau wrote:They've been very active in the Discord, made the interviews for the election candidates (shown in the latest TSR), acted as a Justice in the most recent court case, and have tons of previous NationStates experience outside of the region.

all of those are good reasons except for the discord thing

if you aren't active on the actual site you aren't a good candidate for anything

Mjau, Western Arba Fir

New Section "Change my mind"

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2016451

America The Greater, Mjau

Thank you, everyone, for a great first term!

Please read my final thoughts before the election begins:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2508851

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Kaverian, Western Arba Fir

The Google Form for our election is already made and ready to go, so hope everyone is prepared to vote tomorrow!

Brocklandia, Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

America The Greater wrote:The Google Form for our election is already made and ready to go, so hope everyone is prepared to vote tomorrow!

Can't wait!

America The Greater, Mjau

Lemona wrote:Bro who

Thats the guy that roasted pyhdon

Hes is like Lamar from gta but in ns

Socialistic Britain

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=claibornia/detail=factbook/id=2500362

i've updated my party's factbook, it's purely region-centered now and should be good to go America The Greater

New United Common-Lands, Western Arba Fir

Claibornia wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=claibornia/detail=factbook/id=2500362

i've updated my party's factbook, it's purely region-centered now and should be good to go America The Lesser

[list][sub]"Socialism and interactions with Socialist parties- The RCA stands opposed to socialism, believing it to be a threat to democracy and a danger to a nation's economy. While the RCA will, of course, work with the socialist parties, the primary goal is to support capitalism and oppose socialism, so socialist parties should expect opposition to socialist-themed bills."[/sub][/list]

Ignoring the flaw in political theory of this policy, what would be defined as a "socialist-themed bill"?

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Krayo29, Mjau

Claibornia wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=claibornia/detail=factbook/id=2500362

i've updated my party's factbook, it's purely region-centered now and should be good to go America The Greater

I'm with Syrasia on that one point - I'm not really sure how a bill in our government could even be socialist. But that really doesn't matter, your party's totally valid and I'll be adding it to the Parliament dispatch. Thanks for letting me know!

Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:Hey, hey people CAVIBS here, have YOU ever thought that this region's government could use a few more bowel disorders? Have you ever thought: Why can't the government's Number 2, be Number 2? Have you ever partaken of Taco Bell™, and experienced the following "trial by fire"? Then you, my bank-banishing friends. Should VOTE for CAVIBS this May 15th! Endorsed by none other than our local Lord and Savior, the benevolent, Yodle! So Vote for the Violent this election; VOTE THE DOMINION OF CHRONIC AND VIOLENT IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME!

Truer words never spoken

Brocklandia, Mjau

Remember whatever the required ballot shenanigans that are needed to vote Cat Army for a non-citizen (or resident for that matter) takeover of NBB.

Cat Army is running for whatever lets them cause the most harmless shenanigans before resigning!

this is a joke but if for some god-forsaken reason I end up getting elected for something there may be a lot of cats in near future

New United Common-Lands

Why isn't anyone campaigning on a platform of: "I am a demon of chaos and destruction from the Bad Place, and my tenure in office will be a reign of terror devoted to drinking all of [nation=noflag]Yodle[/nation]'s root beer--and maybe I'll throw away a candy wrapper without recycling it and kick a puppy or three"? I mean, as political position statements go, that's probably the most honest thing any candidate could say to us.

[sub]And admit it--you'd vote for that candidate just to watch the soap-opera-level drama unfold.[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, San Jorentino

Swedish Urban Dog wrote:Anyone have a ball,string and a bone?

What weapon of mass destruction are you going to create now?

Swedish Urban Dog

You made a love that’s gonna last

America The Greater wrote:I'm with Syrasia on that one point - I'm not really sure how a bill in our government could even be socialist. But that really doesn't matter, your party's totally valid and I'll be adding it to the Parliament dispatch. Thanks for letting me know!

i just removed that part, it was kinda vague and impossible tbh

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands

Anyways, I'd like to celebrate a victory for the capitalist minority of the region! The first capitalist interest party has finally been established, and it will represent all capitalist nations in parliament and provide whatever else they need.

Socialistic Britain

Claibornia wrote:Anyways, I'd like to celebrate a victory for the capitalist minority of the region! The first capitalist interest party has finally been established, and it will represent all capitalist nations in parliament and provide whatever else they need.

I would join, but the NST is too good

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:I would join, but the NST is too good

thats ok you dont need to

lemon you should bring teampizza back

Socialistic Britain

Claibornia wrote:lemon you should bring teampizza back

Not my acc

Socialistic Britain

Catcard wrote:Remember whatever the required ballot shenanigans that are needed to vote Cat Army for a non-citizen (or resident for that matter) takeover of NBB.

Cat Army is running for whatever lets them cause the most harmless shenanigans before resigning!

this is a joke but if for some god-forsaken reason I end up getting elected for something there may be a lot of cats in near future

Cat Revolution 📈

Socialistic Britain, Puttt, Mjau

Claibornia wrote:Anyways, I'd like to celebrate a victory for the capitalist minority of the region! The first capitalist interest party has finally been established, and it will represent all capitalist nations in parliament and provide whatever else they need.
I’ll add it to the party dispatch over next few days

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Western Arba Fir

Lemona wrote:Not my acc

Isn’t team pizza ur friend?

Socialistic Britain

Achrom wrote:Hey, I'm having hard time to stay motivated, so I'm offering to draw for anybody interested completely free of charge. Doesn't matter much what you want to be drawn, won't come out good either way.

Pros:

1. It's free

Cons:

1. Slow

2. Delivery not guaranteed (might cancel it for no visible reason at any point)

3. Quality not guaranteed. Don't expect much.

Anyone interested could DM me in discord if you have it or tg here if you don't. Discord would be preferable. Thank you

Do a Riditutoria one

The Election is today!!!

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Mjau

Remember to vote WAF DPM today!

New United Common-Lands, Mjau

Western Arba Fir wrote:The Election is today!!!

It’s happening!

America The Greater, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

It’s almost time to vote, remember to Vote For The Kaverian!

Good luck to all candidates!

New United Common-Lands, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Good Luck to Everyone who's running!

America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Mjau

New United Common-Lands wrote:Isn’t team pizza ur friend?

Yes

I mean I could ask him to come back

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Mjau

Lemona wrote:Yes

I mean I could ask him to come back

Do it!!

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

New United Common-Lands wrote:Do it!!

Gay flag outside of pride month? My my, are you finally coming out?

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Krayo29

Pyhdon wrote:We both got the same colour fsr

Now I don't know who gets what, just that Pyhdon gets some part of Gaia, and I can't tell who gets the Middle East and who gets Australia's west coast.

So when do elections begin?

Mjau

United States Of Alpha wrote:So when do elections begin?

Sometime later today!

Hopefully in the afternoon, cause, well, you know.

Oh and I'm voting for Mjau because "I love democracy."

New United Common-Lands, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

United States Of Alpha wrote:Oh and I'm voting for Mjau because "I love democracy."

Just where do I vote I forgot.

Mjau

United States Of Alpha wrote:Just where do I vote I forgot.

Link will be shared later!

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Mjau

United States Of Alpha wrote:Just where do I vote I forgot.

When the voting session begins, you should receive a telegram with the link; we don't have the Google Forms link yet.

America The Greater, United States Of Alpha

Excuse me, Can I have Madagascar and the western coast Australia please? Sorry to interrupt you because I was planning to move to a new capital please. :(

Puttt

Otrama-Averilla wrote:Excuse me, Can I have Madagascar and the western coast Australia please? Sorry to interrupt you because I was planning to move to a new capital please. :(

No I already got Australia's west coast. I think?

BTW I updated my overview of my nation advertising to vote for Mjau.

Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah, I thought so, I wasn't sure

also would you care to explain why you've stolen the map factbook [sub]wasnt ever actually mine.. was kaltburgs, man, I miss kaltburg[/sub] and begun updating the map yourself?

👍

That is outdated

the current map is this one here

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

Can you tell me which stake of land is mine and which one is Pyhdon's

Socialistic Britain

United States Of Alpha wrote:BTW I updated my overview of my nation advertising to vote for Mjau.

Thanks! :)

United States Of Alpha, Chronic And Violent Ibs

Otrama-Averilla wrote:Excuse me, Can I have Madagascar and the western coast Australia please? Sorry to interrupt you because I was planning to move to a new capital please. :(

Let's see, I'm the superior one with more people and the challenge win.

United States Of Alpha wrote:BTW I updated my overview of my nation advertising to vote for Mjau.

Yodle, ATG, Kav, and me are indeed the big four almighty rulers of the region

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, United States Of Alpha

Ardeyn wrote:Yodle, ATG, Kav, and me are indeed the big four almighty rulers of the region

Oh cool how I got that right.

New United Common-Lands

Ardeyn wrote:Yodle, ATG, Kav, and me are indeed the big four almighty rulers of the region

Ig I’m an almighty ruler 🤷🏻

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Mjau

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Lads and lasses, morons and jackasses, today is the day I hope to see you ALL vote CAVIBS for number 2! If you want more Chronic™ and Violent™ shenanigans this election cycle, then VOTE for The DOMINION OF CHRONIC AND VIOLENT IBS! I mean, if politicians can govern, so can a bowel disorder!

Rock and Stone, and I'll see you in the voting metaphorical voting booth! (Nothing escapes my eyes.)

Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Western Arba Fir wrote:With the election starting tomorrow I just wanted to say before you cast your vote I will NEVER GIVE UP for YOU! No matter what happens I will NEVER GIVE UP!

Also, good luck to the other candidates for DPM: Gine Caruttiva, Chronic And Violent Ibs, and Puttt

Truly, I wish all fellow Number 2 candidates a fortuitous election. (Not too fortuitous, I still want to win.)

America The Greater, Gine Caruttiva, Mjau

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:TODAY IS THE DAY!

Lads and lasses, morons and jackasses, today is the day I hope to see you ALL vote CAVIBS for number 2! If you want more Chronic™ and Violent™ shenanigans this election cycle, then VOTE for The DOMINION OF CHRONIC AND VIOLENT IBS! I mean, if politicians can govern, so can a bowel disorder!

Rock and Stone, and I'll see you in the voting metaphorical voting booth! (Nothing escapes my eyes.)

I like the 3 chocolate cake.

Also the cheesecake with red berries.

Think about it, it's a very cheap bribe

America The Greater, Mjau, Chronic And Violent Ibs

Pyhdon wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2016435

Sorry CaVIBS

but no

VOTE PYHDON![/I]

If by "Pyhdon" (not Number 2), you mean the Dominion of Chronic and Violent Irritable Bowel Syndrome (DEFINITELY Number 2), then yes, I agree wholeheartedly.

Socialistic Britain

Krayo29 wrote:I like the 3 chocolate cake.

Also the cheesecake with red berries.

Think about it, it's a very cheap bribe

CAVIBS will give cake! Anyone else who says this is lying; their cake is a lie. (Unrelated note, I'm now very hungry)

Good luck to all candidates! I’ll vote later today

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Gine Caruttiva

Announcement from the Election Commission

endorsed by [nation=noflag]Socialistic Britain[/nation], Election Commissioner, [nation=noflag]America the Greater[/nation], Election Commission Member, and [nation=noflag]Yodle[/nation], Governor

Residents of TRTHNBB,

Our Regional Election has begun! You have until May 22nd to cast your vote, so make sure to read up on each candidate and make an informed decision.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2502971

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2502534

One surprise entrant is not listed in the former dispatches - [nation]Hetonik Isles[/nation] has informed us that he is also running for PM.

On behalf of the Election Commission, I'd like to wish every candidate good luck, and thank everyone for an exciting campaign season!

Without further ado, here's the link to cast your vote!

https://forms.gle/pn6K2rqVAfPsrCHc7

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Vote MJAU your PM!

I have an exam now, wish me luck!

Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Krayo29, United States Of Alpha

Make sure to select a different candidate for each option. If you vote for the same person multiple times, your vote will be invalid and I'll have to delete it. You'll receive a tg informing you of that and have a chance to vote again.

Yodle, Mjau

Mjau wrote:Vote MJAU your PM!

I have an exam now, wish me luck!

Good luck!

Mjau

Remember to vote Ardeyn for PM!

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Puttt

Hetonik Isles as PM and Chronic And Violent Ibs as DPM is a crazy combo

Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Puttt, Mjau

How come Het is running for PM I thought there was a sign up process?

Also there’s a multiple choice way on the form to do the preferences in one at present it leaves it open to citizen error and potential for invalid votes.

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Western Arba Fir

New United Common-Lands wrote:How come Het is running for PM I thought there was a sign up process?

Shhhhhhhh (I talked to people about like a week ago)

Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:How come Het is running for PM I thought there was a sign up process?

Also there’s a multiple choice way on the form to do the preferences in one at present it leaves it open to citizen error and potential for invalid votes.

Diabolical wizard activities

Socialistic Britain, Hetonik Isles

Mjau wrote:Vote MJAU your PM!

I have an exam now, wish me luck!

Ardeyn wrote:Remember to vote Ardeyn for PM!

Ardeyn wrote:Hetonik Isles as PM and Chronic And Violent Ibs as DPM is a crazy combo

False

Falso

True

VOTE PYHDON TO HELP RE-SHAPE THIS REGION, AWAY FROM ELITISTS[/I]

New United Common-Lands wrote:How come Het is running for PM I thought there was a sign up process?

Also there’s a multiple choice way on the form to do the preferences in one at present it leaves it open to citizen error and potential for invalid votes.

I dunno

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Hetonik Isles, Puttt

Hetonik Isles wrote:Shhhhhhhh (I talked to people about like a week ago)

5th preference 😄

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:5th preference 😄

Hater

Socialistic Britain

Proud to have voted! I hope everyone does the same!

Socialistic Britain, Mjau

Voted, just like that.

Mjau

Mjau wrote:Vote MJAU your PM!

I have an exam now, wish me luck!

Good luck on your final exam(s)!

Mjau

It would be BS to not vote IBS! VOTE CAVIBS!

(this is not a request)

Yodle, Socialistic Britain

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:It would be BS to not vote IBS! VOTE CAVIBS!

(this is not a request)

Gud one.

A real knee-slapper.

Yodle, Socialistic Britain

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:It would be BS to not vote IBS! VOTE CAVIBS!

(this is not a request)

I am proud to say that you are under my top

Socialistic Britain

Updated my motto specifically for the elections.

New United Common-Lands, Mjau

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:A real knee-slapper.

How come I'm not slapping my knee?

United States Of Alpha wrote:How come I'm not slapping my knee?

it's a german saying, so you're clearly not german

Socialistic Britain, United States Of Alpha

Gine Caruttiva wrote:it's a german saying, so you're clearly not german

Got that right. My ancestors are from the Netherlands, actually.

Gine Caruttiva

Socialistic Britain wrote:Huh?

what "new" map?

bruh go to maps the first one u see

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon wrote:[I]I was going crazy, so just tried to fix my brain. Dispatch deleted[/I]

don't worry pyhdon

all will be fine

in due time

United States Of Alpha wrote:Can you tell me which stake of land is mine and which one is Pyhdon's

Sorry.. what?

The Orangutan Nation wrote:bruh go to maps the first one u see

I've seen it

It's outdated 💀

Socialistic Britain wrote:I've seen it

It's outdated 💀

ohh i thought it was the new map lol (edit): just to be clear the map made by The Intelligarchic State of New-Union

Socialistic Britain wrote:don't worry pyhdon

all will be fine

in due time

Sorry.. what?

The new map shows my color and Pyhdon's land as pretty much the exact same color.

Pyhdon wrote:We both got the same colour fsr

This is what I'm talking about.

United States Of Alpha wrote:The new map shows my color and Pyhdon's land as pretty much the exact same color.

on the map you own north dakota, south dakota and minnesota, that land also has your nation name over it

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

Socialistic Britain wrote:on the map you own north dakota, south dakota and minnesota, that land also has your nation name over it

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1745258

Ok, the name was kinda blurry.

Chronic And Violent Ibs wrote:It would be BS to not vote IBS! VOTE CAVIBS!

(this is not a request)

I know CAVIBS has my vote!

Mjau

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