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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:My mom was a French teacher so I didnÂ’t have a choice

I may force my grandma to be our sub while my math teacher is out for maternity leave

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Drop off what?

Children

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Post by Pinevilla suppressed by Socialistic Britain.

Pinevilla

Xerimerc wrote:*this action is permitted*

Yay

*licks all three legs*

I gtg the lines moving

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:*this action is permitted*

bro this is literally just the no no cuddle

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:*this action is permitted*

I will permit t by db. Cjdix

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Abbahdhe sbaubabakxocudbndnzkn shock e duodenum xjsnbeisns. I am skendubsididbd

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

I need disosooene

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sleeper

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

I'm very tireb so I leave

goo bye

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:bro this is literally just the no no cuddle

69

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Britain can u surpress

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm very tireb so I leave

goo bye

Wanna join in

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Britain can u surpress

sure

Lemona, Xerimerc

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnnreqqkwg8U3Rpl_Ao4UaRlzHxlCIjHfTHDD6aaqu8g&s

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

IÂ’m gonna go lay and so

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Down

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:sure

Join shingle by the fact that unionxbritain happened

ItÂ’s a bit hypocritical for you to do that

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:sure

literally nineteen eighty-four

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Blep

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Join shingle by the fact that unionxbritain happened

ItÂ’s a bit hypocritical for you to do that

Licking three legs

Three

I wonder what the third one is

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Blep

omahgad blepissocute

Lemona wrote:Licking three legs

Three

I wonder what the third one is

mm tail

[sub]I know what you're implying but I want to pretend to have at least some innocence left ;w;[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Licking three legs

Three

I wonder what the third one is

Okay I'm leaving

So Please

for the love of God

Don't Lemona

Lemona, Xerimerc

I am low lying down but I am very swemeolh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:omahgad blepissocute

mm tail

[sub]I know what you're implying but I want to pretend to have at least some innocence left ;w;[/sub]

yeah

Tail

Sure

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Hands tired

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Okay I'm leaving

So Please

for the love of God

Don't Lemona

Im on way to bus

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I am low lying down but I am very swemeolh

Sleepy

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:omahgad blepissocute

mm tail

[sub]I know what you're implying but I want to pretend to have at least some innocence left ;w;[/sub]

Yeah tail idk what you were thinking of

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bye

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:yeah

Tail

Sure

hmm both possibilities are impractical

kinda hard to manuever if we assume

Pinevilla wrote:

*flops in your lap*

Is still in effect

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Yeah tail idk what you were thinking of

SureÂ

Xerimerc

https://youtu.be/bVUmzjxhpAE

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:hmm both possibilities are impractical

kinda hard to manuever if we assume

Is still in effect

just gonna

slide away

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:hmm both possibilities are impractical

kinda hard to manuever if we assume

Is still in effect

Why am I legitimately trying to puzzle out the logistics of this

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Caffeine?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Why am I legitimately trying to puzzle out the logistics of this

I blame the villa

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Caffeine?

Wait thatÂ’s why I got no sleep last night

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Caffeine?

Lemonade

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Why am I legitimately trying to puzzle out the logistics of this

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Caffeine?

I don liek coffee

I prefer tea uwu

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:I don liek coffee

I prefer tea uwu

I leak coffee versus idjtds taste rbiforue rvfooo good good

Lemona, Xerimerc

Im going to rediscover myself giving a fuk during my childhood at this moment

Lemona, Xerimerc

HAIII BLASKAL

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Im going to rediscover myself giving a fuk during my childhood at this moment

some person that lives near me has a flag with an among us character and words saying sus on it

They hang it outside house like Chad

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmm this assumes certain rotations

wait no

I assumed wrong

how did firstleg

mm

rotation is chectdownwards hmm

oki no thats more plausible then

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:HAIII BLASKAL

Good morning *yawn*

Would you like me to clean your ear?

*pats lap*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning *yawn*

Would you like me to clean your ear?

*pats lap*

???

Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning *yawn*

Would you like me to clean your ear?

*pats lap*

:0

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lemona wrote:???

trust the process, you're now talking to Fahlsteid, a sleep deprived version of Vlaskal

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:trust the process, you're now talking to Fahlsteid, a sleep deprived version of Vlaskal

Everything is more fun when We're sleep deprived :3

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Good morning *yawn*

Would you like me to clean your ear?

*pats lap*

Yeah s s

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Everything is more fun when We're sleep deprived :3

2 hours of sleep dnc

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Yeah s s

too late *yawn*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:too late *yawn*

NOO

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

*nyawn* it's 2pm and I'm still tired uwu

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:*nyawn* it's 2pm and I'm still tired uwu

Would you like to sleep on my lap?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:NOO

onuu

[sub]sad?[/sub]

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Would you like to sleep on my lap?

mmmmnyeah

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:mmmmnyeah

*yawn* s m i l e

Come on then!

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:*yawn* s m i l e

Come on then!

yaey owo

*smoltoastersleeponyourlap*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:yaey owo

*smoltoastersleeponyourlap*

*pats head*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

I am lonely and anxious I may eat food

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:*pats head*

mmm *hapixerinoises*

Vlaskal, Lemona

i might make something cursed later

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bah bah blue *bleps*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:i might make something cursed later

*mmnoyouaretrappednow*

Vlaskal, Lemona

I go to school byeee

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:I go to school byeee

bylemon

Vlaskal, Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:*mmnoyouaretrappednow*

humu humu... I want tea flavoured toast... huuu~

*pours tea on the toaster*

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:humu humu... I want tea flavoured toast... huuu~

*pours tea on the toaster*

[sub]AAAAAAAAA

ITSHOT

ANDWET

IAMWET

AAPAIN

;w;[/sub]

Vlaskal, Lemona

https://youtu.be/lWisxAHbu-I

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]AAAAAAAAA

ITSHOT

ANDWET

IAMWET

AAPAIN

;w;[/sub]

mmm.. Aww man, it got all over... Well i don't wanna waste tea.....

*sleepily licks tea off aluminum*

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:mmm.. Aww man, it got all over... Well i don't wanna waste tea.....

*sleepily licks tea off aluminum*

;w;

[sub]sicawio hewlp[/sub]

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:;w;

[sub]sicawio hewlp[/sub]

*falls asleep, trapping the toaster in the process*

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:;w;

[sub]sicawio hewlp[/sub]

Among us sus

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:*falls asleep, trapping the toaster in the process*

*Slides body off toster*

Damn it took a while for the toxin in the tea to take effect

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Among us sus

thankyou this helps a lot

Vlaskal wrote:*falls asleep, trapping the toaster in the process*

mmmmm

I smell like tea now

i'm all soggi ;w;

[sub]well I'm stuck here tho so might as well accept my fate and be comfy *xerislep*[/sub]

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

*sleep* hnng~ re─nvau stTop pulling on mee~ *snores*

Lemona, Xerimerc

You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this.

-Right before his final duel with Monarch.

What do you have to show for yourself, merc? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up.

You can't run! You can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal!

I'm Cascadian! You think I take joy fighting over my homeland?! Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would have lost all that I have!

Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you. Whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety's coming off, no second chances. -Start of Phase 2.

"Monarch", you use the name of a King, but what do you rule over, the dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war, and you denied them that!

The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you've taken from them?! Their homes! And for what, to secede from the world?! What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years' time?! Do you really think history will see it your way?! You don't even care why you're here!

How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world?

The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! This is how you've dealt with it?!

You drove me to this...this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts... Kill me, or be killed!

This...is my home! -Start of Phase 3.

Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right?

What happens when you shoot me down?! Can you even think?! What will you return to?! Where will you go?! We both know how this ends!

Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!

And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it?!

The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary!

No...no, not yet! God damn it! Come on, I've almost got him! -Start of Phase 4.

Come on, come in for that kill, you dog!

God damn!

Monarch...when you hear the thunder...when the storm...comes for you...remember me.

Lemona, Xerimerc

I will draw out something cursed, give me like some minutes, ima go finish it first

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

i made this like 2 or 3 days ago. But ima finish it now

Lemona, Xerimerc

Somebody tell me they r proud of me

I need dopamine

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Somebody tell me they r proud of me

I need dopamine

Iam is the proud of you :3

*pats uwu*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

I shall be sending it now

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I shall be sending it now

i just need to wait for the tea man

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

This is the punishment for making reignvau cry >:(

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Somebody tell me they r proud of me

I need dopamine

fluffly! hug!! *happismolnoises*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

mmmMMHHHH ace combat 7

me want...

perhaps impulse buyz/

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Reignvau wrote:fluffly! hug!! *happismolnoises*

mmm *big hugs*

Vlaskal, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:mmmMMHHHH ace combat 7

me want...

perhaps impulse buyz/

Imagine being able to run a gaem like that

I envy people with moeny

Reignvau wrote:fluffly! hug!! *happismolnoises*

MMM Reignvau brings me so much joy *smolpats*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:mmm *big hugs*

*happismolgigle* yaey

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:mmmMMHHHH ace combat 7

me want...

perhaps impulse buyz/

mmm too much moeny... wait for inevitable steam sale

Lemona, Xerimerc

*mrep* *Nya* *nyawn* *yawn* *blep* *uwu*

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:i just need to wait for the tea man

?

I'm sleep deprived what's up

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:?

I'm sleep deprived what's up

yooooo saem hai bwitiwsh boi

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

I want to fall asleep so badly but I cant

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:?

I'm sleep deprived what's up

Ah- perfect

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Ah- perfect

What cursed thing have you made

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

The Tale of Two Tealanders

Socialistic Britain wakes up from a long nap like he usually does. After dealing with Lemona, he feels mentally exhausted, he might as well try to let out some zÂ’s while he still has the chance to. His mind wouldÂ’ve degraded if it werenÂ’t for Xeri and their cuteness overshadowing lemona. Speaking of which, he glanced behind him, there they were, in all their glory. The toaster was cuddled behind him, sleeping soundly, their puffed ears and tail provided both with extra fluffiness. God, he wished they could stay like this forever. But good things must come to an end, Vlaskal will end their shift soon, being chosen to be the security officer has its cons after all. But before they can get up, the arm around him was tightened. Xeri was still sleeping, he mentally sighed, he didnÂ’t want to wake the cute smol toaster. Socialistic Britain accepted his fate and softly plopped down to the soft mattress. He wouldÂ’ve shot up and run to the door if it werenÂ’t for the fact that his body is straight up refusing to even move a single inch. He was late, with Xeri pinning him down and ending up right on top of him still sleeping, he just sighed. Fully accepting the judgeful hatred that Vlaskal will shoot at him if he did this, he reached for the toasterÂ’s head and patted it, they would have to wait. He cuddled the warm bread burner and fell asleep. He wished he could do it more often.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic

ima tuck reiignvau to sleep now~ byeee

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.