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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
well you could invade now
but you would probably get a small amount of it
Eh unlikely Aya will see it rn
Lemona
I guess I could try
Lemona
you wrote a lot...
Lemona
imma experiment with different kind of rp fonts
anyways imma rp
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[spoiler=dam Corsicans][pre]May 21st, 18:30, UTC[/pre]
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[pre]Ajaccio, Corsica[/pre]
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[pre]There is chaos in the city. The old capitol building, now a museum, has been taken over. The artifacts in it have been shipped to Madrid.
The Lemonan flag is taken down in favor of a new flag with the Hammer and Sickle. Men are captured and forced to join the tyrantÂ’s militia.
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A telegram reaches the Ministry of Foreign Relations in Geneva. Multiple Generals and the Emperor had a arrived for a meeting with the Minister of Foreign Relations
Riley Combs, the grandchild of previous Emperor Nerf Combs, friend of the Emperor, and the current Minister of Foreign Relations finds this telegram.
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It reads:
“By the honor of our great nation, Corsica would like to once again announce its arrival and return. We would beg for independence immediately. Other attempts might be made if declined.”
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The meeting is a rush.
General Karl Bismarck begins too speak.
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“If zhese rebelz are back, shouldn’t ve be prepared? Them existing ist a threat to ze NATION! Immediately zhese Corzecans zhall be taken out! Ve need action!”
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Riley speaks;
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“If we let them independence, more rebels might get cocky, so I say we get rid of these people and make sure no organization like them comes back!”
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A vote is held in room, and it is decided that the Corsicans will be eliminated.
This will hopefully discourage BritainÂ’s rebels too.
Troops will immediately invade before things get to bad.[/pre][/spoiler]
wellll thats a long story
Lemona
i am lazy to endorse everyone here with a wreath, also i think i endorse greater drussi already
Lemona
Vlaskal how do you feel about britain rebels
huh? Do you mean british rebels on the island or tea-drinking rebels?
oh uhh
well
Britain has rebels in India
why tho?
funding rebels will bite you in the a$$ when they eventually meet their goals
Lemona
anti government rebels
uh-uhm.. not speaking from experience-Uh just from facts..
Lemona
wiat who did you find?
shhhhh
Lemona
SAYTY ITTTT
Vlaskal
wouldn't that just make it more problematic?
Lemona
ooo china gate
TT
shut
No!
*hides under a blanket and stares at you*
Lemona
Aya Democratic Republic RP for map:
With the consolidation the Pinevillian nation into a theocracy, that government pushes for expansion in the Middle East. They seek to spread the Christian faith from their homeland to the rest of the world.
Although only 200k men strong, the PInevillian army is highly trained and disciplined, and also has a patriotic fervor. The army dispatches 2 divisions each consisting of 40k infantry and 2k units of artillery to invade southern Iraq.
Battle of Um Qasr
The 1st division heads east, to try to block all sea routes to Iraq. The Pinevillian troops meet Iraqi militias at the town of Um Qasr, and the first battle in Pinevillian history takes place. The Pinevillian troops realize this historical moment and are filled with nationalism. They fight with brutal force, with artillery pounding what defenses the fledgling Iraqis can muster. The battle rages on, though.
Pinevillian Operations in the North
The second division is tasked with invading north, so they receive most of the best troops. The first day sees a small skirmish at Safwan and Ar Rumaylah, with quick Pinevillian advances around the towns. The PInevillian hope to capture Basrah by the end of the week.
Lemona
OK fine >:(
i funded separatists in Kazakhstan to make them more vulnerable when i invade them a second time
ended up fighting a 1v2 free for all until i crushed them and took land
Lemona
like
what kind of Christian?
lemona is catholic
Roman Catholic
haha lol
Baptist
Lemona
Yes
Lemona
[sub]dam protestant[/sub]
okay cool
also plz respond to me previous rp about corsica
Socialistic Britain
i thought you were sleeping by now....
oh well, more people to chat with! :D
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Pinevilla
ItÂ’s a Saturday so I have more time to be online
Socialistic Britain
I have to go soon
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I posted my rp for Iraq in my Factbook
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
oki
also Protestant bad
well its sunday midday here, and no i am not looking forward on monday, mondays suck a$$
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I love mondays
I need to sleep so uh
Its currently 3am
You talking about the rp post where you tested a new style of rp?
If it's that then I'll do it later when I've slept
Lemona
yes brudah
Lol are you sleep deprived
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom
I'm legally required to not answer that
[sub]also yes :((([/sub]
ye brudah
Lemona
ItÂ’s probs 3 am or 2 where he is
Socialistic Britain
I'm glad I've gotte so involved with this group, I never though I would get to talk with nations as big as you guys.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Also I gtg
Socialistic Britain, Peanteom
It is indeed 3am on the tiny rubbish tea islands that the international community recognizes as the British isles consisting of the countries of Ireland and The United Kingdom/Britain
Lemona, Peanteom
byeeeee
... u probs dont know me but im the spooky mf
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
“big” uh huh
also heads up, despite this being a leftists region with marxists, socialists, a bunch of other left things like Fully Automated Luxury Space Gay Communism,
IÂ’m a conservative.
Well, a conservatarian really
Socialistic Britain
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
Ya know how the royalists lost the vote in Northern Ireland?
im being really Irish but
hehe
rip-off Pegemony
I heard conservative and immediately thought of Boris Johnson for some reason
Lemona
[sub]I will nuke you [/sub]
Lemona
ah not that
also lol I looked up Boris Johnson and lol the first picture looked like he was crying and forced to look at the camera and smile
Socialistic Britain
itÂ’s true do
Socialistic Britain
That first picture is how us Brits feel having to put up with him as prime minister
Also oh, lol
Lemona
oh
[sub]can I nuke Corsica?[/sub]
Lemona
yeahhh
All of his pictures are either that, him looking like he doesnÂ’t brush his teeth, or :0
Socialistic Britain
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't
Anyway it's 3AM so i am going to leave
Farewell my lemon comrade
Lemona
bye bye br*t
Socialistic Britain
YES!
I HAVE A FLEET OF SUPER BEING CANINE WARRIORS IMPERVIOUS TO BULLETS!
YES I LOVE ISSUES!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/comments/uul8ps/small_victories/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
im doubting you but okay
Lemona
we all doubt him when he says he is going to sleep
ima try to make my nation's history, i think a rebellious region in the Kievan Rus with a separate identity sounds nice... How about: Ranzitsia?
hmmmm
Lemona
The 6th division is sailing into the Persian Gulf to monitor the fighting in Iraq with them 1 elite imperial landing corps, which is also sent to monitor the troops of Iraq and Pineville, I ask New United Common-Lands and Lemona the Strait of Gibraltar and the Suez Canal for the transfer of troops of the Elkoni Navy
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
yassss
lemona is pretty basic
ya know
political party wanting independence
supported the Central Powers
nationalist
fought against the nationalists in Spain
gained independence two years later
conquered Iberia and changed name
join ww2 and changed name
got land
fell into civil war and king died
electives win civil war
fix debt
become stronk
hate commies
didnÂ’t sign Geneva convention cuz of that
began to like commies a bit more
allied Britain
peace
expansion
citrus war
more war
more expansion
more leaders getting shot
new leader
more expansion
more military
civil war
more military
more SCIENCE
less agriculture :(
more moolah
leader almost shot
Corsica is back
Do you mean to allow troops through?
Because I get a lot of money from the strait
Yes
I am ready to give you 60 billion for letting my troops through
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
no need for money
Pinevilla is cool but they Protestant and IÂ’m Roman Catholic and love da pope
New United Common-Lands
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1707138
itÂ’s dated by 4 days
I am an atheist but I have nothing against faith
Lemona
I am fine with atheists as long as donÂ’t shove opinion done throat
thatÂ’s why I think some preachers take it too far
Elkonie
so will you let my troops through or not?
Lemona
what do you think no need for money means?
this means that you have a lot of money and you do not need it, but if I swim around, I will lose a lot of time and money
Lemona
no it means I donÂ’t give a crap send your troops through
DAMNIT
[sub]it's true.. :([/sub]
Lemona
haha
do you need someone to sing you a lullaby while they stroke your head..?
Well find someone else to do it, this is just a question
Lemona
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing me
Jai guru deva, om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes
They call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letterbox they
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe
Jai guru deva, om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Sounds of laughter shades of life are ringing
Through my open ears inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe
Jai guru deva, om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva
Both the BCL and BBL now both have dispatches!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
when will the teams be showed
sonic and Obama kissing
anyways goodnight
All hi
Lemona
Hi
Lemona
it's a pity that my weapon is not popular...
want to buy my weapons?
Lemona
I would like to draw up a contract for the sale of weapons for 7 billion
Lemona
I agree
Lemona
Thank you :) I have updated the list, for any new nations check here if you want to get involved in our regional RP.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1686591
Lemona
wait how do the sports leagues work?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Aya Democratic Republic Day 2 of the invasion of Iraq:
Battle of Um Qasr
With the brutal strength of the Pinevillian troops, the Iraqi forces quickly crumble. The Pinevillians celebrate their antion and themselves for the first battle in Pinevillian history being a win. The Iraqi forces retreat to Al-Faw to regroup.
Pinevillian Operations in the North
These small invasions see great successes for the Pinevillians who see themselves as heroes of their nation. The Pinevillian forces continue to fight Iraqi forces in other small battles as they march towards Basrah, which should be reached by the end of the week.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I, as the Minister of the Theocracy of Pinevilla, do hereby declare this day to be Battle Day, as our forces have left Um Qasr and won our first battle in history. This day will be celebrated every 2 months, and will be a great day for our nation every time it happens.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
What are your losses?
Lemona
zports
Hey do you want plasma guns?
Plasma guns with bayonets?
IÂ’ll take some, weÂ’ll need all we can get for the style of Basrah
Lemona
we don't have restrictions on super modern weapons?
Lemona
if we have no restrictions then I will take some
Lemona
well uhhh
WhatÂ’s your SA?
okay thatÂ’ll beÂ
because you have a lower gdp IÂ’ll make it cheap
100 billion dogecoins
what is CA?
Lemona
SA, is your Scientific Advancement stat.
We limit what kind of weapons and technology your country can have by making it themselves by that stat.
We also limit if you can colonize that moon and mars or not.
Your SA needs to be in the top 10% of the world to colonize the moon,
If needs to be top 5% of the world to colonize Mars.
Since my economy is still recovering from a recent collapse, I wonÂ’t accept rn
Lemona
Oh okay
ItÂ’s fine
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