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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
>:((((
Kaidia
The lemonan way is the ONLY way
Kaidia, Puttt
Why do I always share my opinion on everything, sometimes I wish I just didn't worry :D
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia, Puttt, Western Arba Fir
its okay nucl youre so cool
[sub]for voting no especially[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Puttt
Bingo
Kaidia, Puttt
Was his name-o
Kaidia, Puttt, Flomonga
Ive been on a plane for about 12 hours or so and all my energy is just sitting waiting to be used
Im a little hyped up rn
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Yes, miles upon kilometres of it infact
Kaidia, Puttt, Otrama-Averilla
Next summer I will be going to Greece for a wedding and I believe will be going to somewhere in Germany and London
I was supposed to go to Europe during the summer of 2020 but well
Covid
So Im super hyped since it covers what we missed even tho its not for a while
Kaidia, Puttt, Flomonga
You better not be one of someones 3 deadbeat dads (reference)
Kaidia, Puttt, Krayo29, Vladyslak
you scare me
Kaidia, Puttt
Thank you for the endorsements guys, I love y'all <3
Yodle, Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Spanish gastronomy is wonderful
the Mediterranean diet is delicious and healthy
Kaidia, Puttt
maybe you will see me in Germany
Kaidia, Puttt
Maybe i see you in germany
Kaidia, Puttt
Lime
Did you see the telegram?, I think I'll make an RP post to carry out the treaty on the map
Kaidia
If we all wanted, we could do a little RP of diplomats or leaders meeting to sign the treaty and such
Kaidia
Delhi Conference?
I could do something like this if you want, let me do an example for you to see
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Context:
In the aftermath of tumultuous conflicts over control of the British Raj, involving the nations of New-Union, Lemona, and Socialistic Britain, alongside the opposing forces of Puttt and Pyhdon, diplomats convened for what became known as the Delhi Conference. The objective was to negotiate a peaceful resolution to the territorial disputes that had engulfed the region.
Treaty of Delhi:
Article I: Division of Territory
Recognizing the need for a stable and equitable solution, the British Raj shall be divided among the participating nations. Lemona and Socialist Great Britain shall each receive a designated portion of the territory, with the remainder designated as national territory of the New Union.
Article II: Division of Sri Lank and Annexation of Bangladesh
In a spirit of cooperation and compromise, Sri Lanka shall be divided equally between Lemona and Socialist Great Britain. This division seeks to ensure territorial integrity while accommodating the interests of all parties involved
Bangladesh should be placed under the control and administration of the lemona government as the national and colonial territory of the country
Article III: Allocation of Treaty Ports
In the interest of fostering economic development and trade, Lemona shall be granted treaty ports in the southern region of India, while Socialist Great Britain shall receive treaty ports in the eastern region of India and Pakistan. These ports shall serve as vital hubs for international commerce and exchange.
Article IV: Zones of Influence
Both Lemona and Socialist Great Britain shall be afforded designated areas of influence within the local market. This arrangement allows for economic engagement and investment opportunities, with Lemona adopting a policy of free-market economics and Socialist Great Britain implementing socialist policies within their respective spheres of influence.
Article V: Resource Allocation
Recognizing the importance of natural resources for sustainable development, thirty-five percent of the region's natural resources shall be allocated to the New Union. The remaining resources shall be under the jurisdiction of the local market, ensuring a fair distribution and utilization of valuable assets.
Article VI: National Territory
The remainder of the former British Raj territory, not designated to Lemona or Socialist Great Britain, shall be recognized as national territory of the New Union. This ensures the preservation of sovereignty and territorial integrity within the region.
This comprehensive treaty, known as the Treaty of Delhi, represents a landmark achievement in diplomatic negotiations. It seeks to address the complex geopolitical realities of the region while laying the groundwork for peace, stability, and cooperation among the involved nations.
Lemona, Kaidia
Our own tour guide side its delicious and stuff but definitely not as healthy as its hyped up to be
Kaidia, Puttt
🤫🧏
Kaidia, Puttt
[sub]The streak is never ending[/sub]
Kaidia, Puttt
Dont forget I keep Bangladesh:D
Kaidia
Oh yea
Done
Kaidia
How you doing lately?
Kaidia
I wish I could choose my laws without having to choose by issues
Kaidia, Scooteristan, Flomonga
Thats excatly what im saying.
New-Union, Kaidia, Scooteristan
Lucky
I can kind of tell
Kaidia
To be clear, I mean about being in Spain, not about your sister. I'm not a creep
Kaidia, Kaczogrod
That also explains why you were getting catcalled by Spanish people and I wasn't :(
Kaidia
I have just published Flomongas 2024 State of the Nation
The Nations Yodle
Are all mentioned
It is lengthy so please consider reading as much as you choose!
Also some mentions didnt tag correctly but lol.
Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia
I will start speaking Portuguese words to you at random times
Kaidia, Puttt
World, give me strength. By that I mean foreign aid.
America The Greater, Kaidia, Puttt
Spanish breakfast is the best, I mean, after English breakfast 🤤
Kaidia
Obrigado
Kaidia
Just realised I have the least Economic Productivity in the entire region.
Life feels.
It feels.
America The Greater, Kaidia, Puttt
Hey man, life isn't all about slaving to make money. Chill and relax and the economy will look after itself
Kaidia, Puttt
I mean, after American breakfast too
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Puttt, Mjau
i forgot NS existed, oh well
Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia
Sorry apparently I sent you and Mars a telegram twice in the span of 9 days
Lemona, Kaidia
Im officially losing my mind
Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia, Puttt, Vladyslak, Western Arba Fir
Hellooo make sure to come back heree
Kaidia, Western Arba Fir
Hi vlaski
You have reason
oh, then you should look for it, I'm sure you'll find it in the fruit bowl, I forget many things in the fruit bowl
Krayo29
Congratulations, seeing as you were stuck with us, it was only a matter of time
Socialistic Britain, Puttt, Western Arba Fir
I have finally decided to be in WA. Do you usually comment here on RMB or on Discord, cases that are voted on in WA?
Yodle
I feel naturally opposed to TRTHNBB's Prime Minister.
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
accidentally ruined my civil rights by sending orphans to the military
Yodle, Mjau
RIP
Mjau
😂😂😂
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Panamerica, Mjau
Feel free but don't expect a non-Russian answer
Kaidia
Why is everyone liking the post about me losing my mind, yall are supposed to reassure me that Im not 😡
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
hello
Kaidia, Panamerica
U forgot about our Oil-Grain/Meat trade agreement
Kaidia
My job is to gaslight, not to outright lie. If you're losing your mind, I'm doing my job.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Flomonga, Mjau
Oh that is outside the treaty, the treaty has to do with India only
Kaidia
If the world were destroyed, the remaining people would go crazy because there were no more people.
But if the world goes on, people will go crazy because of people
Either you go crazy by changing, or you go crazy by not changing
Kaidia, Adreabhal
whoa bro are you likke a philosopher or sumthing
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Or you become the alpha
Kaidia
If the world was destroyed thered be no more people to go crazy
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Krayo29
Why do you gotta ruin my time to shine?
Kaidia, Adreabhal
The only thing we want is to know how you got these gains
Kaidia
Ugh
Kaidia
Its okay pookie
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Youre my retrobowl buddy
Never played together
But still my retrobowl buddy
Kaidia, Vladyslak
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
Kaidia, Adreabhal
I love you too
Kaidia
Balancing act
[url = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUboUUUHen4]Balancer[/url]
Kaidia
Imma start working on rp for when Britain adds me to the map
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Flomonga, Mjau
It's soon I promise 😔🙏
Kaidia
🫂
Kaidia, Mjau
Sing it Lemona
Kaidia
You can shine brighter than a bit of incoherent philosophy, I know it
Kaidia
Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Flomonga, Mjau
TRTHNBB retro bowl tournament make it happen
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Western Arba Fir
My qbs always have like a couple hundred touchdowns a season and a couple thousand interceptions
My d is just buffed up
Kaidia, Flomonga
Oh well...
I might earn 180 thousand....
Like in real life
Kaidia, Flomonga
Nice. From what?
Kaidia
Money laundering
Kaidia
My mother and father are suing a guy who owned my father's establishment, and he illegally took my father out of the contract and took things from there, and they are suing him
But my father is wanted for not paying alimony
So he can be a witness, but not be one of the people responsible for the process, and since my sister couldn't do it, my mother made me one of those responsible for the process.
And I get half if we win the case, which is 180 thousand
Yodle, Kaidia
Now THAT is messy
Kaidia
She made me one of those responsible because she is not in the best of health
Kaidia
You didn't hear anything, the guy they're prosecuting has 7 cases on his back too, there's one he's been on the run for 15 years
Yodle, Kaidia
That would explain his sketchy moves there, hey I mean I guess you profit in the end of all of this lol (assuming they can get any money out of him and the lawyers get a win)
Kaidia
Ata least i get some money
I can do a lot with 180 thousand, even buy a house and a piece of gum
Kaidia
Damn, I hope everything works out with your dad and you. As long as you have a decent lawyer you should have a pretty good shot of winning the case
Kaidia
sadly I don't think you actually can buy a house where I'm at with 180k
Yodle, Kaidia
You cant buy a decent house anywhere with 180k however you can use that money for a lot of better things
Yodle, America The Greater, Kaidia
Yeaahhhhh with institutions like hedge funds and banks paying cash, you get outbid real quick
America The Greater
Best to get a fiduciary and have them advise on how to handle it
America The Greater, Flomonga
I swear to former Emperor Yunan if Jann starts 🤫🧏 again...
Vordoslavia
I've been reminiscing on my memories from the past with my friends today
We used to be so happy
What happened to us
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Flomonga, Krayo29
Puberty lol (and the onset of mental illnesses probably)
Socialistic Britain, Krayo29, Vladyslak
Just remember that you can always make new good memories with your friends, life goes on and you have the ability to control that at least
Adreabhal
One door closes and one door opens
As a student tho I have the exact opposite problem. I can confidently say that I hope I never encounter 90% of my graduating class ever again lol.
Krayo29
No I actually hate it
So, so much..
Vordoslavia
and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
You sounded so American right there, and it was kind of... hmm, how do I put this... charming? Only Lemona could pull that off, I think
Lemona, Flomonga
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