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Xerimerc wrote:I see

Xeriwillbesmolquiwtsuby

Ok we are here

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:I see

Xeriwillbesmolquiwtsuby

arewethereyetijustreallywannago

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ok we are here

Yayy

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Erik looked through the vents, wondering why Vanessa was acting like this.

He soon figured out Vanessa was poisoned of some sorts, and drops down into the room.

"Your Majesty! Are you ok?"

Uris looks at Maxwell, trying to process what he just said.

"Um... I'm pretty sure this goes against Revirin's likings, but I can contact him if you want me to."

Maxwell responds quickly,

“Revirin will be fine, no need to contact him. However, Vanessa, I worry, may be in deep trouble.”

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Seeing as Sicario Mercenary Corps’ population has become quite bored, Commander Ace Tolotov has decided to open diplomatic relations, inviting all nations to visit if they wish and it is convenient. Not only will this help international relations, it might result in something for the hard working people to do.

They receive a message that Lars may attend

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:They receive a message that Lars may attend

Commander Tolotov would be overjoyed to welcome Lars

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Erik looked through the vents, wondering why Vanessa was acting like this.

He soon figured out Vanessa was poisoned of some sorts, and drops down into the room.

"Your Majesty! Are you ok?"

Garret, unaware of Erik's sudden entrance into the bathroom, had already begun removing his outer clothes. He stripped down to only his electric blue Speedo. When he turned around, he saw Erik running for Vanessa, who was pounding her chest as though coughing. Garret began to sweat. He may have to leave, ASAP, if this goes wrong. Feigning ignorance but sweating bullets, Garret went to the tub and began to draw a bath for himself.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Maxwell responds quickly,

“Revirin will be fine, no need to contact him. However, Vanessa, I worry, may be in deep trouble.”

Uris rubs his chin with his fingers

"How so do you feel she's in trouble?"

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Seeing as Sicario Mercenary Corps’ population has become quite bored, Commander Ace Tolotov has decided to open diplomatic relations, inviting all nations to visit if they wish and it is convenient. Not only will this help international relations, it might result in something for the hard working people to do.

[sub]i see lkanman post I forget to read this so note to self I respond soon[/sub]

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

In a galaxy of angry boxes, the baneblade is the angriest

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

[sub]somanycuteboys[/sub]

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Garret, unaware of Erik's sudden entrance into the bathroom, had already begun removing his outer clothes. He stripped down to only his electric blue Speedo. When he turned around, he saw Erik running for Vanessa, who was pounding her chest as though coughing. Garret began to sweat. He may have to leave, ASAP, if this goes wrong. Feigning ignorance but sweating bullets, Garret went to the tub and began to draw a bath for himself.

Erik ignored Garret and put Vanessa, now on the ground, to his arms.

"Your Majesty, are you ok? Speak, please!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:[sub]i see lkanman post I forget to read this so note to self I respond soon[/sub]

Note to Lemona, respond to Sicarios post if inviting world leaders

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Seeing as Sicario Mercenary Corps’ population has become quite bored, Commander Ace Tolotov has decided to open diplomatic relations, inviting all nations to visit if they wish and it is convenient. Not only will this help international relations, it might result in something for the hard working people to do.

Socialistic Britain When ever you wake up, you gonna go to this?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/T3wtIk0du3k

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]somanycuteboys[/sub]

Yeeees

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Uris rubs his chin with his fingers

"How so do you feel she's in trouble?"

“Gut instinct.”

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Note to Lemona, respond to Sicarios post if inviting world leaders

thankie

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:“Gut instinct.”

Uris looks at Maxwell with open eyes before pulling out a radio

"All personnel! We need eyes on the Imperiess! Now!"

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Erik ignored Garret and put Vanessa, now on the ground, to his arms.

"Your Majesty, are you ok? Speak, please!"

Garret was alarmed. Clearly, Erik was not gawking at him. This didn't necessarily mean he wasn't gay, yet, but it also wasn't looking good. The yassonium was to be more potent than this. Deciding he could ignore the situation no longer, he turned fully in their direction. "Your Majesty!" He shouted, and began walking towards Erik and Vanessa. "What's happened to her?" He felt a pang of regret in his chest. He hadn't meant to hurt Vanessa. Although, this could signal that the yassonium was doing its job.

Lemona, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Yeeees

w-whatfooddotheyhave

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

The Baneblade, for when the Guard is tired of holding the line.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]somanycuteboys[/sub]

cutefemmen?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:w-whatfooddotheyhave

Cu-

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:w-whatfooddotheyhave

*villaonyou*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:*villaonyou*

n o

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Cu-

Cutefemmen? To eat?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Cu-

:000 iwanthst

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Garret was alarmed. Clearly, Erik was not gawking at him. This didn't necessarily mean he wasn't gay, yet, but it also wasn't looking good. The yassonium was to be more potent than this. Deciding he could ignore the situation no longer, he turned fully in their direction. "Your Majesty!" He shouted, and began walking towards Erik and Vanessa. "What's happened to her?" He felt a pang of regret in his chest. He hadn't meant to hurt Vanessa. Although, this could signal that the yassonium was doing its job.

Erik gets a radio call from the advisor, and calls in he's on Vanessa currently.

"Your Majesty! Ugh!"

Erik kept performing CPR on Vanessa until she woke up from her period of being on the brink of death.

"Oh heavens me!"

She looked up into the light, opening her eyes fully.

"What has happened?"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

https://youtu.be/nph-p-vVXQU

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Erik gets a radio call from the advisor, and calls in he's on Vanessa currently.

"Your Majesty! Ugh!"

Erik kept performing CPR on Vanessa until she woke up from her period of being on the brink of death.

"Oh heavens me!"

She looked up into the light, opening here eyes fully.

"What has happened?"

Garret decided to stay throughout the resuscitation process. Though he knew it could mean his capture, he had to make sure that the Imperiess was alright. He had never seen someone with such a volatile reaction to yassonium before.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Uris looks at Maxwell with open eyes before pulling out a radio

"All personnel! We need eyes on the Imperiess! Now!"

Maxwell smiles sharply.

“This may seem at the very wrong time, but I also have three other agents on the mission with me. They have orders to protect me at all costs, but to also protect anyone I am speaking to, which would be you.

If required, I can send 1 of them to go up to Akorrda.

Oh yeah, I’m hungry.”

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Erik gets a radio call from the advisor, and calls in he's on Vanessa currently.

"Your Majesty! Ugh!"

Erik kept performing CPR on Vanessa until she woke up from her period of being on the brink of death.

"Oh heavens me!"

She looked up into the light, opening her eyes fully.

"What has happened?"

Why

Xerimerc, Kaidia

YAES THERE IS A MURDER DRONES MOD FOR HOI4 HAPPINESS

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:Why

Of all words why that

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Aa I wish to violently shake all the rich people

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:Aa I wish to violently shake all the rich people

Hornily

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:Hornily

Never say that word again, please

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Hornily

That too

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Garret decided to stay throughout the resuscitation process. Though he knew it could mean his capture, he had to make sure that the Imperiess was alright. He had never seen someone with such a volatile reaction to yassonium before.

Erik sighed deeply.

"Thank goodness. I thought you were going to die."

Vanessa hit Erik's arm.

"Be nice, Erik!"

Vanessa stood up with her patting her chest.

"Now, I'll be to my quarters!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Pinevilla wrote:YAES THERE IS A MURDER DRONES MOD FOR HOI4 HAPPINESS

I just use player led peace conferences

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Maxwell smiles sharply.

“This may seem at the very wrong time, but I also have three other agents on the mission with me. They have orders to protect me at all costs, but to also protect anyone I am speaking to, which would be you.

If required, I can send 1 of them to go up to Akorrda.

Oh yeah, I’m hungry.”

Uris looks at Maxwell

"Any dish you would like in particular?"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Uris looks at Maxwell

"Any dish you would like in particular?"

“Corn on the cob.”

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Erik sighed deeply.

"Thank goodness. I thought you were going to die."

Vanessa hit Erik's arm.

"Be nice, Erik!"

Vanessa stood up with her patting her chest.

"Now, I'll be to my quarters!"

"Your Majesty, are you alright?" Blurted Garret. He felt awkward wearing just a Speedo, but he was glad to see that she was apparently doing okay. He still, of course, had to confirm that she was a lesbian now. For the mission, naturally.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:“Corn on the cob.”

Uris stands up to the Royal Kitchen, and quickly leaves the room.

"Coming right up!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Uris stands up to the Royal Kitchen, and quickly leaves the room.

"Coming right up!"

As Uris leaves the room, Maxwell quickly scans the room for bugs.

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Uris stands up to the Royal Kitchen, and quickly leaves the room.

"Coming right up!"

PLEASE let him salt the corn with the yassified salt

Lemona, Kaidia

*nyaaaaawn* xerisagudboimYbeanmpuppiyesvergfwnmboyaaa

Lemona, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:"Your Majesty, are you alright?" Blurted Garret. He felt awkward wearing just a Speedo, but he was glad to see that she was apparently doing okay. He still, of course, had to confirm that she was a lesbian now. For the mission, naturally.

Vanessa looked back at Garret.

"Why of course, darling! I would be the most of alright if Erik would just left me alone!

I could've survived that without your help you know!" says Vanessa, looking back at Erik.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:PLEASE let him salt the corn with the yassified salt

This is far away from where u r

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:This is far away from where u r

Veris and Akorrda are city neighbors, just being separated by a forest.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Veris and Akorrda are city neighbors, just being separated by a forest.

still kinda far

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Vanessa looked back at Garret.

"Why of course, darling! I would be the most of alright if Erik would just left me alone!

I could've survived that without your help you know!" says Vanessa, looking back at Erik.

"I'm very glad to hear that you're doing alright, milady. Would you like someone to accompany you to your chambers? I can, uh, put my clothes back on, if you like," Garret offered. He couldn't lose contact with her just yet.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:still kinda far

takes about and hour-ish to drive from Veris to Akorrda

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:takes about and hour-ish to drive from Veris to Akorrda

The yassified salt is worth the trip

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:takes about and hour-ish to drive from Veris to Akorrda

how long would it take to cross the forest?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:"I'm very glad to hear that you're doing alright, milady. Would you like someone to accompany you to your chambers? I can, uh, put my clothes back on, if you like," Garret offered. He couldn't lose contact with her just yet.

Vanessa chuckled

"Sure!

And I'd like some quiet time to myself, Erik!" Vanessa turns her head away from Erik, with Erik looking at Vanessa suspiciously.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:how long would it take to cross the forest?

the hour-ish part

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:the hour-ish part

Ok

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:As Uris leaves the room, Maxwell quickly scans the room for bugs.

KAIDT ANY BUGS IN ROOM?

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Why must I school tomorrow

It's just an assembly and then liturgy

Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:KAIDT ANY BUGS IN ROOM?

if there were bugs, the building wouldn't even exist, mr. lemon.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Vanessa chuckled

"Sure!

And I'd like some quiet time to myself, Erik!" Vanessa turns her head away from Erik, with Erik looking at Vanessa suspiciously.

Garret quickly redressed himself, leaving the tub filling itself with warm water by itself. Maybe Erik could use it, he figured. He tossed a look back to Erik to see if he was feeling any gayer, but his eyes didn't give away anything. He ran back out to where Vanessa was awaiting him and began walking alongside her. "So, your Majesty, tell me about how you and Revirin fell in love, if you don't mind," Garret prompted.

Lemona, Kaidia

ihungerfirsemin

Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:Why must I school tomorrow

It's just an assembly and then liturgy

Oooooh liturgy is fun

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:if there were bugs, the building wouldn't even exist, mr. lemon.

bugs as in the spy devices that pick up sound

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:if there were bugs, the building wouldn't even exist, mr. lemon.

Why would Maxwell be worried about insects?

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:ihungerfirsemin

Ew

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Oooooh liturgy is fun

Notinxerischool

Butmaybeimbiased

Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:Why would Maxwell be worried about insects?

Maybe he's terrified of grasshoppers?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Ew

Issstadty

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Notinxerischool

Butmaybeimbiased

Just recite everything with a silly accent

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Just recite everything with a silly accent

Im British

Everything I say is in a silly accent

Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Garret quickly redressed himself, leaving the tub filling itself with warm water by itself. Maybe Erik could use it, he figured. He tossed a look back to Erik to see if he was feeling any gayer, but his eyes didn't give away anything. He ran back out to where Vanessa was awaiting him and began walking alongside her. "So, your Majesty, tell me about how you and Revirin fell in love, if you don't mind," Garret prompted.

Erik looked at the two suspiciously, before hopping back into the vents.

"Oh! It all started at Akorrda when he was a member of the Student Council!

I walked up to him one morning when he was at the garden, and asked if we could talk for a bit."

The conversation continued until Garret and Vanessa reached the Royal Chambers.

"Then, I happily said yes and the rest is history, darling!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Erik looked at the two suspiciously, before hopping back into the vents.

"Oh! It all started at Akorrda when he was a member of the Student Council!

I walked up to him one morning when he was at the garden, and asked if we could talk for a bit."

The conversation continued until Garret and Vanessa reached the Royal Chambers.

"Then, I happily said yes and the rest is history, darling!"

"That is a lovely story, your Majesty! So tell me, how does it feel to be the Imperiess? Do you ever wish you could have a simpler life, or are you very happy with your position?"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Mmxerilikesadreabhal

Lemona, Adreabhal

Xerimerc wrote:Mmxerilikesadreabhal

SHSHSHSHSB

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:"That is a lovely story, your Majesty! So tell me, how does it feel to be the Imperiess? Do you ever wish you could have a simpler life, or are you very happy with your position?"

"Oh all this royal stuff is too much! I wish to just be a simple woman with nothing special!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:SHSHSHSHSB

?

Lemona, Kaidia

colllllllr

Lemona

Lemona wrote:bugs as in the spy devices that pick up sound

kaiddy

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:"Oh all this royal stuff is too much! I wish to just be a simple woman with nothing special!"

Garret watched Vanessa as her eyes strayed onto a passing maidservant. Taking this as a promising sign, he continued: "Who do you think you would have married, were you not a noblewoman, but a commoner?"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:kaiddy

I asure you, theres nothing of that matter.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Mmxerilikesadreabhal

mmadreabhallikesyoutoo?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Garret watched Vanessa as her eyes strayed onto a passing maidservant. Taking this as a promising sign, he continued: "Who do you think you would have married, were you not a noblewoman, but a commoner?"

erik vaanis

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:I asure you, theres nothing of that matter.

oki

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:mmadreabhallikesyoutoo?

Yay*frenkis*

Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:erik vaanis

I'm not sure vanessa is part of the Erik fan club

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Garret watched Vanessa as her eyes strayed onto a passing maidservant. Taking this as a promising sign, he continued: "Who do you think you would have married, were you not a noblewoman, but a commoner?"

Vanessa ponders for a bit

"Someone kind of like... me."

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:As Uris leaves the room, Maxwell quickly scans the room for bugs.

Maxwell finds nothing.

Before Uris can return, he sends a message to the three agents, telling one of them to ride to Akorrda and to the Capitol Building.

He then sits back down and waits, patiently.

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Vanessa ponders for a bit

"Someone kind of like... me."

So a femboy

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Vanessa ponders for a bit

"Someone kind of like... me."

Garret stopped abruptly, his heart pounding. Could it be? He wondered. The first successful yassification of a foreign leader? "What do you mean?" he asked her softly.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:So a femboy

not me, Vanessa

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Garret stopped abruptly, his heart pounding. Could it be? He wondered. The first successful yassification of a foreign leader? "What do you mean?" he asked her softly.

Vanessa chuckles

"Do you not get it? Someone like me!"

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Kaidia wrote:Vanessa chuckles

"Do you not get it? Someone like me!"

Garret exhaled. "A woman," He said simply.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:not me, Vanessa

You’re a femboy?

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:Garret exhaled. "A woman," He said simply.

Vanessa smiled

"Someone like that, yeah."

Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:You’re a femboy?

I said Vanessa

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:So a femboy

Femmyboysgobrr

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:*nyaaaaawn* xerisagudboimYbeanmpuppiyesvergfwnmboyaaa

cute femboy

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.