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*streeeeeeeeetch

Lemona, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hmm. We are fine, active security keeps raiding away. We don’t have anything to do with this conflict though, so I don’t know anything

How do you know about this?

Again...they had undercovers come in...and they interrogated a bunch of people till they were threatened with ban+ejection. I heard of it through embassies. I honestly wanted to get away from this drama about IDU. But I guess his issues are somehow international.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Me and my friends were escorting a prisoner and the monsters got through the main deck and fortunately the prisoner had a breathing mask on so he lived

We only had 3 diving suits so the VIP got squished by the loving embrace of the Europa ocean ☺️

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:Again...they had undercovers come in...and they interrogated a bunch of people till they were threatened with ban+ejection. I heard of it through embassies. I honestly wanted to get away from this drama about IDU. But I guess his issues are somehow international.

I agree. Best to not discuss it at the moment

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We only had 3 diving suits so the VIP got squished by the loving embrace of the Europa ocean ☺️

That's tough, he should've used my hover taxi system...

:P

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:That's tough, he should've used my hover taxi system...

:P

We are under water my brother in Christ

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I agree. Best to not discuss it at the moment

That is appreciated, glad you understand. They're will be nothing you have to worry about when it comes to me. I am just an Intergalactic trade council and traveler.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We are under water my brother in Christ

need to be bailed out? I have subs from when I used to live in GDACU 2-3 months ago still....

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We are under water my brother in Christ

I was the taxi system.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:Again...they had undercovers come in...and they interrogated a bunch of people till they were threatened with ban+ejection. I heard of it through embassies. I honestly wanted to get away from this drama about IDU. But I guess his issues are somehow international.

I'm confused, who exactly are you?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:*streeeeeeeeetch

Xerimerc wrote:*curls up*

*warm*

again

Lemona, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We only had 3 diving suits so the VIP got squished by the loving embrace of the Europa ocean ☺️

I used not realize people explode when under Europe’s ocean. I found that out one my friends and exploded after we were breached and he got knocked out

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:need to be bailed out? I have subs from when I used to live in GDACU 2-3 months ago still....

Last contact with earth from the Europa settlements was 50 years ago in game

This all happened in Barotrauma

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I was the taxi system.

-swipes Taxi-Cap hat-

Ok, but where's your taxi hat?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:I used not realize people explode when under Europe’s ocean. I found that out one my friends and exploded after we were breached and he got knocked out

I thought I was fine to try to repair hull breaches with just a oxygen mask, and then my engine room got a new coat of red paint and I had to hire a new mechanic

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I thought I was fine to try to repair hull breaches with just a oxygen mask, and then my engine room got a new coat of red paint and I had to hire a new mechanic

That’s how I found out

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:I'm confused, who exactly are you?

A citizen of Kaiserreich on vacation. :P

I legally sell recreational, who want some?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:-swipes Taxi-Cap hat-

Ok, but where's your taxi hat?

Dive suit

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Dive suit

-visible confusion-

huh...then what did I just grab?

-is hella confused-

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:-visible confusion-

huh...then what did I just grab?

-is hella confused-

*the hat starts quivering*

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

:0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Astornes is a mysterious entity that I have little data on

mm

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*the hat starts quivering*

What the-

-is high asf from liquid recreational-

eh....idk....this is fine I guess?

Seems...seems like I am hella liked in this region, ain't I?

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:What the-

-is high asf from liquid recreational-

eh....idk....this is fine I guess?

Seems...seems like I am hella liked in this region, ain't I?

Liquid recreational? :0

Lemona, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Region Of Paldea wrote:hello

epic Pokémon

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Region Of Paldea

Xerimerc wrote::0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

*pow*

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:What the-

-is high asf from liquid recreational-

eh....idk....this is fine I guess?

Seems...seems like I am hella liked in this region, ain't I?

Kaiser lick?

I do not like your name

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

I have to avoid the suppress button

So close to quote

move it

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:epic Pokémon

I just realized that Pokémon scarlet is the first Pokémon game I don’t buy the day of the release, and I think I’m not gonna buy it.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:*pow*

?

Explain

Lemona, Kaidia

It’s sad considering it’s based of my country...

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Astornes wrote:I just realized that Pokémon scarlet is the first Pokémon game I don’t buy the day of the release, and I think I’m not gonna buy it.

I got violet

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Liquid recreational? :0

Want some?

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

[sub]iwanasnuggles[/sub]

Lemona, Kaidia

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:Want some?

Explain what it is

Lemona, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Lemona wrote:I got violet

I had planned to buy scarlet cause a friend of mine bought violet and he would kill me if I bought violet

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Explain what it is

Thorium

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Thorium

《》《》

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaiser Evan walks into the National Scientific Institute in Novum Roma. He's been summoned by his top scientist, Edvon Regensburg, to view a project that he's been working on.

"This better be good," the Kaiser says impatiently. "I don't have all day."

Regensburg led the Kaiser to a chair and then pressed and button.

"I promise, you will love him," Regunsburg ensured.

"Him? But-"

The Kaiser couldn't finish his sentence. He heard a loud, distorted scream and a rush of wind fly past the glass of the testing room. Two doors opened at opposite ends of the room and a slave was thrown in the middle.

"Sire, I want you to meet Rush," Regensburg smiled.

This "Rush" flew out of one of the doors at the slave, and it a split second, the slave's body exploded, parts flying all over the room. Eventually, the screaming stopped, and Rush was gone.

All the Kaiser could do was smile.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:?

Explain

gun

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Astornes wrote:I had planned to buy scarlet cause a friend of mine bought violet and he would kill me if I bought violet

For version exclusives that makes sense

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:gun

[sub]ow[/sub]

Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]ow[/sub]

i didnt shoot you

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Astornes is a mysterious entity that I have little data on

mm

👁👄👁

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i didnt shoot you

What is "*pow*" then

Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:What is "*pow*" then

i shot a gun in the air

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Astornes wrote:👁👄👁

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Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:i shot a gun in the air

Still ow

[sub]myears[/sub]

Astornes, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Still ow

[sub]myears[/sub]

it had a silencer

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:Kaiser Evan walks into the National Scientific Institute in Novum Roma. He's been summoned by his top scientist, Edvon Regensburg, to view a project that he's been working on.

"This better be good," the Kaiser says impatiently. "I don't have all day."

Regensburg led the Kaiser to a chair and then pressed and button.

"I promise, you will love him," Regunsburg ensured.

"Him? But-"

The Kaiser couldn't finish his sentence. He heard a loud, distorted scream and a rush of wind fly past the glass of the testing room. Two doors opened at opposite ends of the room and a slave was thrown in the middle.

"Sire, I want you to meet Rush," Regensburg smiled.

This "Rush" flew out of one of the doors at the slave, and it a split second, the slave's body exploded, parts flying all over the room. Eventually, the screaming stopped, and Rush was gone.

All the Kaiser could do was smile.

Interesting

Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:it had a silencer

Villa

Despiye the name

Silenced guns

Are still really loud

andxerisensitivetosounds

Astornes, Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Villa

Despiye the name

Silenced guns

Are still really loud

andxerisensitivetosounds

loud sounds too loud

Crowds suck

Astornes, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Kaiser Evan walks into the National Scientific Institute in Novum Roma. He's been summoned by his top scientist, Edvon Regensburg, to view a project that he's been working on.

"This better be good," the Kaiser says impatiently. "I don't have all day."

Regensburg led the Kaiser to a chair and then pressed and button.

"I promise, you will love him," Regunsburg ensured.

"Him? But-"

The Kaiser couldn't finish his sentence. He heard a loud, distorted scream and a rush of wind fly past the glass of the testing room. Two doors opened at opposite ends of the room and a slave was thrown in the middle.

"Sire, I want you to meet Rush," Regensburg smiled.

This "Rush" flew out of one of the doors at the slave, and it a split second, the slave's body exploded, parts flying all over the room. Eventually, the screaming stopped, and Rush was gone.

All the Kaiser could do was smile.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390262379730042887/1070464503134814249/Rush1.webp

dis what he look like hes so cute

Lemona, Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.

Lemona wrote:loud sounds too loud

Crowds suck

Yes

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Explain what it is

It's basically liquidized Marianna-Kush mixed with Mtn. Dew-

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.

VILLANO

Astornes, Lemona

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:It's basically liquidized Marianna-Kush mixed with Mtn. Dew-

Gimmesippy

Astornes, Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:VILLANO

Villa do bad

I take care

Astornes, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Villa do bad

I take care

i did nothing wrong

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Villa do bad

I take care

•~•

Astornes, Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Pinevilla wrote:i did nothing wrong

yousaidgonnacutoffxerisears

Astornes, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:i did nothing wrong

hmm

Xerimerc wrote:•~•

what he do

Also I accidentally suppress post

Astornes, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:yousaidgonnacutoffxerisears

waaaaa so you dont have to get hurt when gun

dont you like guns

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:waaaaa so you dont have to get hurt when gun

dont you like guns

;w;

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:;w;

sad

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Gimmesippy

-hands 12 pack while calling policies manager-

(whispers into phone jokingly) This region loves me here! Reactivate the Polygamy policy rn!

-bursts out laughing into phone-

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:;w;

eek

Pinevilla wrote:waaaaa so you dont have to get hurt when gun

dont you like guns

cutting off ear causes more problems than solutions

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:sad

Villa mean

Gonhurxer

Lemona

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:-hands 12 pack while calling policies manager-

(whispers into phone jokingly) This region loves me here! Reactivate the Polygamy policy rn!

-bursts out laughing into phone-

0///0

Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:Villa mean

Gonhurxer

gonhurxer isnt a word

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:0///0

xeri stop getting embarrassed over nothing

Lemona, Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order

New United Common-Lands wrote:*** TRTHNBB Winter Elections 2023 - RESULTS***

Thank you to everyone who voted and participated in the TRTHNBB Winter Elections. Over 58 votes were cast over the course of the Minister & Officer elections.

I can now finally announce that the third and final round of elections is over and The Region That Has No Big Banks, new Regional Government is as follows;

Prime Minister: [nation]New United Common-lands[/nation]

Deputy Prime Minister: [nation]Yodle[/nation]

Minister of Defense: [nation]Vlaskal[/nation]

Deputy Minister of Defense: [nation]Lkandria[/nation]

Minister of Culture: [nation]The Washington Federation[/nation]

Deputy Minister of Culture & Security Officer: [nation]Socialistic Britain[/nation]

Security Officer: [nation]Sicario Mercenary Corps[/nation]

RP Admin: [nation]Lemona[/nation]

RP Admin: [nation]BrendenE[/nation]

Press Secretary: [nation]Kaidia[/nation]

[spoiler=Results from the Officer elections are as follows;]

Deputy Minister of Culture:

[nation=noflag]Hindey[/nation] - 2 votes (11.8%)

[nation=noflag]Socialistic Britain[/nation] - 15 votes (11.8%) *to be elected

Security Officer - 1st Preference votes

[nation=noflag]Socialistic Britain[/nation] - 9 votes (52.9%) *to be elected SO

[nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation] - 1 votes (5.9%)

[nation=noflag]Sicario Mercenary Corps[/nation] - 7 votes (41.2%) *to be elected SO

[nation=noflag]XeriMerc[/nation] - 0 votes (0%)

RP Admin - 1st Preference votes

[nation=noflag]Pinevilla[/nation] - 2 votes (11.8%)

[nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation] - 8 votes (47.1%)*to be elected RP Admin

[nation=noflag]BrendenE[/nation] - 3 votes (17.6%) *to be elected RP Admin

[nation=noflag]XeriMerc[/nation] - 2 votes (11.8%)

[nation=noflag]Kaidia[/nation] - 0 votes (0%)

[nation=noflag]Rica Nardis[/nation] - 2 votes (11.8%)

Press Secretary - 1st Preference votes

[nation=noflag]Kaidia[/nation] - 9 votes (52.9%) *to be elected Press Secretary

[nation=noflag]Rica Nardis[/nation] - 4 votes (23.5%)

[nation=noflag]Capseum[/nation] - 4 votes (23.5%)

[/spoiler]

Kind regards

[nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation]

WA Delegate, PM

ya yay

Astornes, Xerimerc

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:-hands 12 pack while calling policies manager-

(whispers into phone jokingly) This region loves me here! Reactivate the Polygamy policy rn!

-bursts out laughing into phone-

Kaiser lick

Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.

Villa please tell what said Im roo slow tired

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Villa please tell what said Im roo slow tired

nutttinnnnn

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:nutttinnnnn

Telegram or discord pweaàaaasejusttell

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Telegram or discord pweaàaaasejusttell

i tell you through cheese

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:i tell you through cheese

[sub]waaatellmepleeeasexewiwillbegudcatgirlfryouplesstelll[/sub]

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]waaatellmepleeeasexewiwillbegudcatgirlfryouplesstelll[/sub]

for a catgirl ill do it

i was going to shoot the gun in your ear but i didnt want to kill you yet

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:for a catgirl ill do it

i was going to shoot the gun in your ear but i didnt want to kill you yet

I-

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:I-

now where catgirl

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:now where catgirl

I u-uh

whatdoyoiwantxeriyodo

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:I u-uh

whatdoyoiwantxeriyodo

be catgirl idk

i dont need you to be weird

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:nutttinnnnn

sus

Xerimerc

bruh stupif brits get off of irelands back about ww2

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:be catgirl idk

i dont need you to be weird

Onesec

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Onesec

*is catgirl*

Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:*is catgirl*

AHHHH

swings sword blindly

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:0///0

Wass that face supposed to mean?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:AHHHH

swings sword blindly

*animenoises* *hidesundertable*

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:xeri stop getting embarrassed over nothing

preach!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:*is catgirl*

AYO WT-

-thinks about making a 90's joke-

Did I do that....

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:AYO WT-

-thinks about making a 90's joke-

Did I do that....

;3

Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Xerimerc wrote:*animenoises* *hidesundertable*

skimpers away

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:;3

-cannot think of whether to jump off the hover Limo or go for it-

.....eep...

Lemona, Xerimerc

Greater Kaiserliche Order wrote:AYO WT-

-thinks about making a 90's joke-

Did I do that....

Kaiserreich is anti Fascist, right?

Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order

Lemona wrote:Kaiserreich is anti Fascist, right?

yeah...

Lemona, Xerimerc

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Written by Refuge Isle.