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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
want some kaidian beer
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Adreabhal, Mjau
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
I'll take some; I'd like to see IBSO try and stop me. Would you like some Adreabhala crabs and wine in return?
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Mjau
I'll take some Crabs.
We can start up a telegram RP and just transport via land
Adreabhal
ah hell
well
want some anyways
Adreabhal, Mjau
What Lkandria said.
Also because
A. Could be dangerous
B. See A
and
C. Could be acidic and melt strong objects unless in a special container
D. Could be gaseous and escape non airtight spaces.
Kaidia, Mjau
So how about chemicals that are vital to humanitarian trade, and locked in an airtight strong container?
Kaidia
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Vordoslavia
cool
just start telegram rp and we'll get settled
luckily I have Earth colonies, so expect an air transport
It doesn't. They just want you to believe it does
Kaidia
ISBO makes sure that anything that goes in/out is safe and actually needed, like guns and explosives are fine if they are kept safe, but chemicals, if you think about it, chemicals have killed more people at one time than explosives
The biggest explosion that has killed people was the Beirut Blast taking 218 lives
The biggest use of chemical warfare was probably Hitler taking over 6 million people's lives in the span of a few years, definitely a lot more than the Beirut Blast, wouldn't you think?
Shut up, you are not thinking hard enough about IBSO
The safe ones are fine, MOST chemicals are not though
Kaidia, Quail Islands
There have been reports of Common-lands aid money ending up in the hands of opposition groups within Vordoslavia and other IBSO member states
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia
This is easily recognized and is easily taken care of by the introduction of the VAF a new military operation, VAF, or Vordoslav Armed Forces, specializing in taking out rebel groups/coups by any means necessary.
All of the Common-Lands coup leaders are tried and killed
Kaidia
Vordoslav Minister of Trade Otto von Fritz sends aid to Sozialistisches Paradies, with the news spreading to all IBSO members. In hope to crush Common-Lands rebel forces.
Kaidia, Sozialistisches Paradies
How do I rp this, haven't done this before panik
Kaidia
The aid is successfully received and with some struggle, Paridies Marine Corps captures all Common-Lands coup leaders some are serving time in prison related to the role they had, and others, are not so fortunate.
Did I do ok?
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Have you voted in the InterLeft Chancellor elections? (24 hours left)
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=206442
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
(vote here:
https://forms.gle/11MmCRWMfZdEas4u8
)
Kaidia, Mjau
The unlicensed armor penetrating missiles in the rear of the ship:
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
I am the only representative from TRTHNBB and I promise to best represent our region in InterLeft!
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Yes, please I know you werent offering to me but Id definitely like to setup a trade deal :)
Kaidia
just found parts of my history I do not wanna remember
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Mjau
The only dangerous chemical being spread is the lies made of acid being spread into others' brain 😮
Kaidia, Mjau
ALL ISBO MEMBERS
https://ibb.co/t4NfRjC
STRIKE AGAINST THE COMMON PEOPLE
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
Oop here comes regional conflict
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Nope, just a bit of protest and propaganda to be actually recognized by NUCL
Kaidia
I'll be carefully watching what you're doing.
[sub](also anybody gonna use the forum for RP?
anybody?)[/sub]
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
We are too used to the RMB lol, I forget already
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
As Revirin wakes up to a crowd of people outside the Imperial Citadel, he worries. He rushes down to the main lobby and opens the doors as crowds scream. Then his First-in-Command runs up, holding a document of some sorts. Revirin is confused, until he looks at the paper...
"Your Greatness, ISBO has taken hostile action, it reached the Italian newslines! People fret over their own safety, and we may need to evacuate citizens for our own good!"
Revirin grips his hand, shaking. He looks at the people, still crying out for help. Wow. So much for a "peaceful organization." Revirin takes a pen from his pocket and scribbles over the entire newspaper, drawing a propaganda poster that you can barely read out from the actual printing ink.
Revirin holds up the newly designed poster, and shouts at the people.
"My People, of Kaidia!
Today, the Damned People of Vordoslavia, or shall I say, the IBSO has taken hostile action against the dear New United Common-lands, as reached in the Italian headlines!
This organization struck the fuse of war already, but now they strike the fuse once more!"
The people cheer, seeing their Emperor cry out in true Kaidian Patriotism.
"Manstrave Kaidia! Manstrave vole Imperia!"
New United Common-Lands
Today, a ship on a supposed "trade mission" goes out of the Italian Colony, straight to the strait that connects the Atlanic to the Mediterranean.
Vordoslavia
thank you my efforts will not go to waste
Kaidia, Risorgia
The ship is intercepted and searched by ISBO, the IBSO captain asks,
"What is the purpose, and what are the materials you are trading?"
Kaidia
So uhh.. who's gonna tell him?
Kaidia
just tell me which part
I don't think IBSO has actually taken hostile Action, it's just a propaganda poster
but I mean if you want to go to war then I'm not gonna stop ya
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
nah he says "He wants to blow up my ports as a protest" I told him that isn't protest, that is straight up hostility
SB is right Kaidia
You are taking this too far
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
this damn organization fights for "free trade"
yeah right
free trade is letting people through trade
whether it be good or bad
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal, Risorgia
Bro, the only thing you can't trade pretty much are humans with the intent to povernize (We call that slavery in S.A.P.P!)
WMD's (For obvious reasons)
deadly chemicals (Also pretty obvious)
and endanger animals (For pretty obvious reasons)
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
If you do attack, you will be the aggressor in this case
I'd just wait and bide time comrade
actually hold on I can make this RP
Kaidia
make?
elaborate
Socialistic Britain
The ship goes at a complete stop, and sits. Then, a door from the outside opens revealing the captain and... priests? The captain walks up the closest it can to the intercepting ship, and talks loudly but slowly.
"Manstrave Kaidia!"
Then the Captain does a little father-son-holy-spirit then says one more thing.
"For Free Trade."
then the ship just damn explodes, destroying most near it
what I meant by bomb is just su*c**e ship
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
ah well
The area surrounding is completely destroyed, the area around blood-colored water, however, this ship was stopped at a mid-sea checkpoint, instead of a dock. blowing up the checkpoint, with no survivors, the families were devastated. Another more fortified checkpoint is built.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Airships immediately fly in from the Kaidian Mainland, in hopes of recovering any citizens from Italia. They take land, and an immediate evacuation is called.
There aren't enough airships, but more will come.
Socialistic Britain
also don't expect me to put together a well-thought RP, I'm in 1st block chemistry
(Convenient, Innit?)
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
go with your classes, please
Socialistic Britain
What land, MY? land?
Kaidia
no
kaidian italia
aka southern italy excluding sicily
Vordoslavia
ah good
don't mess with the papacy, the faith of the people
Kaidia
Still, I don't want to attack you, unless you are inviting me to take Italy lol. free land
Kaidia
i have my own papacy in southern Rome, i share it with Lemona
Vordoslavia
i still have my men stationed
Vordoslavia
ah interesting, well, ONLY AS A LAST RESORT, if we go to war, just avoid the papacies lol
Kaidia
Oh is there war how can I intervene de-escalate
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
my statement still stands
Kaidia
sure
lets keep our faiths intact
not a lot, just might be about to be extinct, just calm down Kaidia lol, he is too ready for war
Kaidia
anyways goodbye, school time :)
Vordoslavia
yeah
i considered the consequences but i went with the "bombing"
goodbye
Lemonan ships are now being accompanied by jets and/or naval vessels, especially when passing through IBSO occupied zones.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
bye!!!
Look forward for me dying today :?
Kaidia
whenever you want to officially trade to someone just RP it.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Robert Griffiths sits infront of his desk, Wading through piles of papers, most of them useless bureaucratic nonsense, When suddenly an advisor bursts through his office door, out of breath and panting. The PM and man look up at eachother "What the bloody hell are you doing?" Robert asks, the advisor quickly responds, still put of breath "S-sorry sir, We've received This from IBSO" The advisor walks over and hands the piece of paper to Robert.
Robert looks down, examining the paper, now realising it's a propaganda poster, From IBSO, against the NUCL. Robert sighs, looking back up at the Advisor "do you have anything else more worthy of my attention than this?.." Robert asks tiredly, with a moment of silence from the advisor before a response "Uhm.. yes sir" The advisor pulls out another piece of paper from behind his back and once again hands it to Robert, This time, it's a news clipping.
Robert is silent for multiple moments reading it before exclaiming "WHAT!?!" Robert is stunned, a Kaidian ship has exploded in the Gibraltar strait as an act of resistance against IBSO "Advisor, please get me something to write on, I have a message to send to the Kaidian Leader." The Advisor does so, quickly getting him a computer to send a telegram to Revirin, Robert is not sure this attack was sanctioned by the Kaidian government but he has a suspicion, quickly writing up a telegram to the Kaidian Leader
[spoiler=TELEGRAM TO THE ETERNAL IMPERIUM OF KAIDIA]"THIS TELEGRAM IS TO BE VIEWED BY REVIRIN VALEN KAIDVANIA I EXCLUSIVELY
Revirin.. Is your nation responsible for the attack in the Gibraltar strait?
Have you sanctioned an attack against IBSO Members?, if you have done so Britain cannot support your war effort.
If you have sanctioned this, You should've just waited, IBSO was going to cause a war soon anyhow with just how provocative it is, One nation was going to slip up eventually and give you your chance, But with you being the aggressor we cannot support you unless enough nations do come to your support anyhow
I do hope it was not you who supported this attack, because god help us IBSO is going to be furious."[/spoiler]
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
This is what I meant
Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
Revirin sits at his desk, as the people outside his Citadel scatter back to Greater Akorrda. Great, now the attack has been planted. Though it wasn't at an official port, so that kinda sucks. But Revirin then gets a notification from his computer... strange, maybe this is from IBSO? But no, it wasn't. Revirin opens the message to find it to be from... Britain? Why would they want any say on this? Well, Revirin clicks on the message and reads the entire thing... strange. Looks like they're expressing a concern on this. Well, looks like Britain won't be with us on this. Good on them, I guess.
Revirin closes the message and turns off his PC, since he wants no more talk about this. He takes a sip of his addicting Kaidian Beer, before taking a nap against all this stress.
To hopefully encourage use of the forum, I'm gonna post that RP on the forum as well
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
MESSAGE FOR THE KAIDIAN PEOPLE AND THE ATTACK ON THE STRAIGHT OF GIBRALTAR
Reverin, we have recognized your action against IBSO, as a terrorist attack, against the values of all of the IBSO members. We believe that this is not you, but instead a corrupt parliament member, we think that you regret what you have done, however we will not forget the 13 people that died that day, 9 Vordoslavs, 4 Kaidians. we think that we could still have a strong chance to stay diplomatic. We think you consider the actions that you or one of your parliament members took that day.
Regards, Grand Kaiser Leopold the 1st
As Grand Kaiser Leopold is writing the letter, he looks up and says, "I fear the worst for my people, this cannot stand, but I have to keep ISBO non-hostility aligned. But we shan't forget. The day, 13 people died. Protecting others, from hostility, from people, just like the Kaidians."
Kaidia
I can't find can you link it, please
Kaidia
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=541909&f=4&view=unread#unread
Kaidia
thank you
HEY FUTURE ME!
RIGHT HERE!
STUPID SILLY GOOBER ^^^^^^^
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Also linked it in the main map factbook
Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Risorgia
ah, danke
HEY
ALSO FUTURE ME
CLICK ON SB's FACTBOOK ONE DAY
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Called it
Adreabhal
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau
you can join IBSO
what is the name of your leader
Hey there :). I wouldn't claim Egypt unless you want me to immediately invade you. Please choose somewhere further away from my realm of prospect and influence.
Socialistic Britain
maybe we could recreate what we think our nation's capitals look like in cities skylines, I sorta did it but got carried away with the idea of making a poop volcano (to anyone who doesn't play cities skylines that is when you just make a tower and dump wastewater in it until it is full in order to cause a tsunami)
Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Celist, Risorgia
The Common-lands reaches out to the Ardic Defense Ministry regarding an increased security presence for Common-lands cargo ships.
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
CBC is reporting that an Official statement from Common-lands Executive expected in the next few hours, regarding latest escalations.
Rumours are circulating that a war room cabinet has been formed.
Adreabhal, Vordoslavia
Mjau is thinking about making a settlement in Gaia..
Adreabhal
Hi. Don't settle near Egypt. Thank you,
Adreabhal
Mjau
As much as I'd like to abide by your wishes, that is a tempting place to settle, we'll see
Deciding to agree with Adreabhal's command not to settle in Egypt, using Mjau's newly advancing space technology, they land in Gaia and claim a settlement including modern-day: Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Cyprus.
(Whenever you have the time SB, and same color as my Earth settlement would be nice)
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
IBSO WORKERS
https://ibb.co/MksjhW5
FIGHT THE COMMON MAN
New United Common-Lands, Mjau
What is this poster meant to entail?...
New United Common-Lands
I like how all these posters look like upper class propaganda because of NUCLs name lol
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Posters look great honestly lol
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
[I]Pyhdon has been informed that a certain nation called [nation=noflag]Kaidia[/nation] has warned our ally, [nation=noflag]Vordoslavia[/nation] that he will invade. Borders close to all nations not member of the IBSO group or the SAPP party. Anyone who is seen entering the country that is not from the Green Zone to be shot on sight. [/I]
Me avoiding war.
The Defense Ministry recognises the Common-lands security concerns and offers to institute a mandatory Ardic military presence on all Common cargo ships, with dedicated military vessel escorts also being available.
New United Common-Lands
One day I'll do a big rp again
Maybe
If I feel like it
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Mjau
[I]The Pyhhrish authorities tell people to look out for Common or Ardennes' Ships.[/I]
i rrrreally want to declare war, i have an itch for war and i need to scratch it
there is almost no reason for me to do so
yet
New United Common-Lands, Adreabhal, Mjau
Pls not on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I will loosen restriction and add you to the [I]Green Zone [/I] if you promise you do not declare war on me.
Not on me. Why declaring war when SB could buy Risorgia lol
Mjau
No, i wont be bribed with freedom of access
I didnt expect the IBSO to do well but I didnt think itd backfire this much
New United Common-Lands
And then your ships will be bombed and you will be begging me for access.
But my exchange rate means 1µ = £S1x10[sup]6[/sup]!
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