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Kaidia wrote:no

just no

Yes

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Even more insightful

The emperor of man has a big flaming sword very long very hot

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Kaidia wrote:Once they reach the door, Urin enters with all the employees cheering him just for entering.

"I come here often. Now, let's take a seat."

Urin sits down on a window seat, waiting for John to sit down.

He sits down as well across from Urin

"Huh, I assume your popular here?"

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Lemona wrote:Yes

noooooooooooooooooooo you cant control my diplomat

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Urin realizes his name sounds like urine, and begins urinating in the bathroom.

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Xerimerc wrote:The emperor of man has a big flaming sword very long very hot

very very hot

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Lemona wrote:Nonono, a rod with a smooth top

When you zoom in enough, a sword is smooth on top

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Lemona wrote:very very hot

Lemona cease or I will revoke your British flag privileges >:(

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Socialistic Britain wrote:I just saw funny gas mask shovel welding guy and got addicted

[sub]xeri or Sicario this is your chance to dump Warhammer lore

if you want to :3[/sub]

SO BASICALLY

the warp is all living beings emotions manifested in a dimension

All of them. Particularly bad ones

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Socialistic Britain wrote:He sits down as well across from Urin

"Huh, I assume your popular here?"

"Every Sunday after church I come here. I've made a rep around this area during the weekends."

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Xerimerc wrote:When you zoom in enough, a sword is smooth on top

smooth

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Lemona wrote:very very hot

o///o

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Lemona wrote:Urin realizes his name sounds like urine, and begins urinating in the bathroom.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

no

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemona cease or I will revoke your British flag privileges >:(

Hehe Kaidian urine

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Kaidia wrote:"Every Sunday after church I come here. I've made a rep around this area during the weekends."

after church, he does what his name sounds like.

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Lemona wrote:Hehe Kaidian urine

fun fact:

GAIAN URINE IS THE SAME COLOR AS HUMAN URINE: YELLOW

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Urin urines his pants

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Lemona wrote:after church, he does what his name sounds like.

GODDAMMIT LEMONA

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It used to not suck, but then some dumb guys made robot gods and got turned into robots and tried to kill everyone, which was very upsetting

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:SO BASICALLY

the warp is all living beings emotions manifested in a dimension

All of them. Particularly bad ones

For most people

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Kaidia wrote:"Every Sunday after church I come here. I've made a rep around this area during the weekends."

"Ah, Interesting.. Should we get to discussing diplomacy or perhaps order some food first?"

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Xerimerc wrote:It used to not suck, but then some dumb guys made robot gods and got turned into robots and tried to kill everyone, which was very upsetting For most people

Ah yes, it was just very upsetting

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Lemona wrote:Hehe Kaidian urine

Don't make me use your flag and start acting like you young man

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Socialistic Britain wrote:"Ah, Interesting.. Should we get to discussing diplomacy or perhaps order some food first?"

Urin thanks the young man next to him for bringing the menus.

"Whichever you like."

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Socialistic Britain wrote:"Ah, Interesting.. Should we get to discussing diplomacy or perhaps order some food first?"

Would like a drink?

PerhapsÂ

Urine?

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Lemona wrote:Urin urines his pants

no

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:SO BASICALLY

the warp is all living beings emotions manifested in a dimension

All of them. Particularly bad ones

Some living beings can control the warp! But when you reach into the warpÂ… it reaches back

Psykers(as they are called) often led to daemonic possessions and were incredibly dangerous! Eventually a bunch of human ones offer themselves together and sorta morphed together into Big E

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Don't make me use your flag and start acting like you young man

Are you saying IÂ’m acting like you?

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Lemona wrote:Would like a drink?

PerhapsÂ

Urine?

i wanna commit arson on your house

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Some living beings can control the warp! But when you reach into the warpÂ… it reached back

Psykers(as they are called) often led to daemonic possessions and were incredibly dangerous! Eventually a bunch of human ones offer themselves together and sorta morphed together into Big E

Is daemonic where you get Daemon from?

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Kaidia wrote:i wanna commit arson on your house

Maybe donÂ’t have a characterÂ’s name sound like a bodily fluid

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Kaidia wrote:Urin thanks the young man next to him for bringing the menus.

"Whichever you like."

John pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking

"Hm, Well I'm starving, how about some food. If needed I'll pay"

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Lemona wrote:Is daemonic where you get Daemon from?

Daemon is an archaic spelling of demon, itÂ’s not specific to warhammer

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Daemon is an archaic spelling of demon, itÂ’s not specific to warhammer

ooo

daemon

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Lemona wrote:Are you saying IÂ’m acting like you?

no

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Emo Vlaskal

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Socialistic Britain wrote:John pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking

"Hm, Well I'm starving, how about some food. If needed I'll pay"

If needed IÂ’ll pay.

With urine.

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Lemona wrote:Maybe donÂ’t have a characterÂ’s name sound like a bodily fluid

britain can you make him stop annoying me with my lack of character sense

Socialistic Britain wrote:John pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking

"Hm, Well I'm starving, how about some food. If needed I'll pay"

Urin cracks his knuckles

"I'll pay, if you please. Now, lets get ordering."

Just as he said that, a cashier leaves the employee area and takes both of their orders.

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Lemona wrote:If needed IÂ’ll pay.

With urine.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyways, Big E unifies humanity and conquers a million (literally a million) worlds etc etc etc

He decides, in the special labs in Luna(the moon), to make some “children” using his own DNA

These are our primarchs! They are very powerful! The chaos gods decide it would be funny to steal them and spread them across the imperium, additionally a warp storm prevents interstellar travel so Big E canÂ’t find them

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Kaidia wrote:britain can you make him stop annoying me with my lack of character sense

Urin urinates

"I'll pay, if you please. Now, lets get ordering."

Just as he said that, a cashier leaves the employee area and takes both of their orders.

money

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Lemona wrote:ooo

daemon

Is veri nice

Is why I use it as a name

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Lemona wrote:If needed IÂ’ll pay.

With urine.

cease

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Is veri nice

Is why I use it as a name

yesyesyes

Sicario do you know why Kai uses urine as a name?

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Anyways, Big E unifies humanity and conquers a million (literally a million) worlds etc etc etc

He decides, in the special labs in Luna(the moon), to make some “children” using his own DNA

These are our primarchs! They are very powerful! The chaos gods decide it would be funny to steal them and spread them across the imperium, additionally a warp storm prevents interstellar travel so Big E canÂ’t find them

Me like lore please gib more

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Anyways, Big E unifies humanity and conquers a million (literally a million) worlds etc etc etc

He decides, in the special labs in Luna(the moon), to make some “children” using his own DNA

These are our primarchs! They are very powerful! The chaos gods decide it would be funny to steal them and spread them across the imperium, additionally a warp storm prevents interstellar travel so Big E canÂ’t find them

Many of them grow up on their worlds to eventually rule them, except for a few like angron who had his ability to feel any emotion other than anger removed

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Lemona wrote:yesyesyes

Sicario do you know why Kai uses urine as a name?

P!ss kink

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Lemona wrote:yesyesyes

Sicario do you know why Kai uses urine as a name?

GOD F**KING DAMMIT LEMONA

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:P!ss kink

Ah

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:P!ss kink

Lemona wrote:Ah

i wanna break both of your guys' necks

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VLASKALHAI

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I havenÂ’t had this kind of fun since the war tehee

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:P!ss kink

Distressing

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This is also just the human lore

HavenÂ’t gotten into the aeldari, necron, ork, tÂ’au, or other species

The aeldari are interesting

They f***ed a god into existence

Im not even joking

that canonically happened

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Kaidia wrote:i wanna break both of your guys' necks

Good luck!

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What is Urine's mom's name?

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:This is also just the human lore

HavenÂ’t gotten into the aeldari, necron, ork, tÂ’au, or other species

The aeldari are interesting

They f***ed a god into existence

Im not even joking

that canonically happened

ohlord

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Good luck!

all I need is god's power

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Xerimerc wrote:VLASKALHAI

Hello *yawn*

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Adreabhal wrote:What is Urine's mom's name?

Waste

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Kaidia wrote:britain can you make him stop annoying me with my lack of character sense

Urin cracks his knuckles

"I'll pay, if you please. Now, lets get ordering."

Just as he said that, a cashier leaves the employee area and takes both of their orders.

"Ah, Alright then.."

He Observes the menu, looking carefully

"I shall have a Fish soup Please."

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Adreabhal wrote:What is Urine's mom's name?

GOD F**KIN-

you know what

no

just no

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Socialistic Britain wrote:"Ah, Alright then.."

He Observes the menu, looking carefully

"I shall have a urine soup Please."

fishy

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Vlaskal wrote:Hello *yawn*

You always sleepy :3

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Adreabhal wrote:What is Urine's mom's name?

Bladder

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Hehe.

Urine Mom

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So! After this warp storm subsides, Big E goes to find his children! Most of them he finds and they have backstories etc etc

Some of them had really really really bad experiences (like angron)

But they all join him, and aid him in his recon quest!

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Vlaskal wrote:Hello *yawn*

Ello Vlaskal how are you

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:So! After this warp storm subsides, Big E goes to find his children! Most of them he finds and they have backstories etc etc

Some of them had really really really bad experiences (like angron)

But they all join him, and aid him in his recon quest!

Eats popcorn

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Socialistic Britain wrote:"Ah, Alright then.."

He Observes the menu, looking carefully

"I shall have a Fish soup Please."

cashier: "Fish soup... And how about you, Urin?"

"I'll have the salmon special."

The cashier writes down everything and heads back to the employee area.

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Lemona wrote:ohlord

Do NOT look up slaanesh

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Xerimerc wrote:You always sleepy :3

I̶͓͎̲͚̗͓̖̻͈̓͊̓̿̈́̈́̃̍̔͘͝͝ ̸̗̟̗͍͎̱̟̪̐̓̄̐͒ẘ̷̪̙̱̪̲̪̗̈́̈̽̀̈́͑͋̑͆̍̈́͝͝͝i̶̢̤͉̻͚̰͇̦̹͉͙̎͋̄͊̂̊͊̌͗̃̐͂̚͜l̸̨̨̙͚̤͖̫̺̫̺͐͑̇̇̀͒̂̉̚͝l̷̨̗̪̺͕͈̺͛̄̌͗͊͋ ̵̢̪̝͔̩͙̤̤̣̬̙͂͐̑͑̓̔̔́̎͘͠ḛ̴̡̧̬͖͚͍͈̺̝̩̙̀̐̑́͘͜͜ͅḁ̶̧̧͚̼̳̻̼͖̩͖̭̲̻̍̑̈́̄̉̏͘̚t̴͉̼̰̯͔̙̊̀͆́̌̓̋̿̄͌̐ ̷̤̙͎̞̩͈͙͎͇͆̈̆̅̀͐͛͛̍̏͂͗̏̀̽y̴̧̢͍̘͚̫̗̖̙̣̰͔̪͈̾̋̀͑͌̿̀̍͒̚͜o̶̧͇̽̽͐̊̏̏̓ừ̶̘̠̟̩̖̠̩̟͇̋͊̑͐̔̎̍͝r̷̨̭͚̲̰̩̼̮̹̫̣̔̔͋͜ͅ ̴̧͈̣͚̭̖̣͈̙̞̰̖̜̫̦͂̍s̸͙̼̲̲̞͈̭͔̪̃̔̓͛̈́̏͌͆̏͛͠ǒ̵̧̤̖̖̰͕͉̯̲̝̦̮̎͐̋͌͘͝u̸̟͙̞̜̪̩̔͗̇͛̇͐̿̍̕͝͠l̷̺͍̮̿̂͐͊̔̀́ *yawn*

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Kaidia wrote:GOD F**KIN-

you know what

no

just no

kaidia if you give them attention they are gonna continue this

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Do NOT look up slaanesh

Looks at the Google search bar

Oki

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Socialistic Britain wrote:kaidia if you give them attention they are gonna continue this

your words inspire me Britain

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Kaidia wrote:cashier: "Fish soup... And how about you, Urin?"

"I'll have the salmon special."

The cashier writes down everything and heads back to the employee area.

IÂ’ll have the urine special

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Kaidia wrote:cashier: "Fish soup... And how about you, Urine?"

"I'll have the urine special."

The cashier writes down everything and heads back to the urine area.

Spicy

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Do NOT look up slaanesh

Yesss look up slaanesh

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Socialistic Britain wrote:kaidia if you give them attention they are gonna continue this

I will continue anyway

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Vlaskal wrote:I̶͓͎̲͚̗͓̖̻͈̓͊̓̿̈́̈́̃̍̔͘͝͝ ̸̗̟̗͍͎̱̟̪̐̓̄̐͒ẘ̷̪̙̱̪̲̪̗̈́̈̽̀̈́͑͋̑͆̍̈́͝͝͝i̶̢̤͉̻͚̰͇̦̹͉͙̎͋̄͊̂̊͊̌͗̃̐͂̚͜l̸̨̨̙͚̤͖̫̺̫̺͐͑̇̇̀͒̂̉̚͝l̷̨̗̪̺͕͈̺͛̄̌͗͊͋ ̵̢̪̝͔̩͙̤̤̣̬̙͂͐̑͑̓̔̔́̎͘͠ḛ̴̡̧̬͖͚͍͈̺̝̩̙̀̐̑́͘͜͜ͅḁ̶̧̧͚̼̳̻̼͖̩͖̭̲̻̍̑̈́̄̉̏͘̚t̴͉̼̰̯͔̙̊̀͆́̌̓̋̿̄͌̐ ̷̤̙͎̞̩͈͙͎͇͆̈̆̅̀͐͛͛̍̏͂͗̏̀̽y̴̧̢͍̘͚̫̗̖̙̣̰͔̪͈̾̋̀͑͌̿̀̍͒̚͜o̶̧͇̽̽͐̊̏̏̓ừ̶̘̠̟̩̖̠̩̟͇̋͊̑͐̔̎̍͝r̷̨̭͚̲̰̩̼̮̹̫̣̔̔͋͜ͅ ̴̧͈̣͚̭̖̣͈̙̞̰̖̜̫̦͂̍s̸͙̼̲̲̞͈̭͔̪̃̔̓͛̈́̏͌͆̏͛͠ǒ̵̧̤̖̖̰͕͉̯̲̝̦̮̎͐̋͌͘͝u̸̟͙̞̜̪̩̔͗̇͛̇͐̿̍̕͝͠l̷̺͍̮̿̂͐͊̔̀́ *yawn*

pleasedouwu

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Lemona wrote:I will continue anyway

Lmao same this is too funny to quit

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Ello Vlaskal how are you

Mm

Hello britain... How much I've missed teasing you..

Oh well *yawn*

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Adreabhal wrote:Spicy

Spicy micy

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Vlaskal wrote:Mm

Hello britain... How much I've missed teasing you..

Oh well *yawn*

urin

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Lemona wrote:urin

:O

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When you touch Urin does he always feel like body tempature

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Lemona wrote:When you touch Urin does he always feel like body tempature

IÂ’m going to touch Urin

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Lemona wrote:IÂ’m going to touch Urin

That sounds very wrong

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Adreabhal wrote:That sounds very wrong

Strangers urin

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Lemona wrote:When you touch Urin does he always feel like body tempature

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m going to touch Urin

vine boom

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:So! After this warp storm subsides, Big E goes to find his children! Most of them he finds and they have backstories etc etc

Some of them had really really really bad experiences (like angron)

But they all join him, and aid him in his recon quest!

Big Es favorite child is named Horus! (His last name is heresy. No itÂ’s not). Big E is not a good parent. Eventually Horus is tempted by the gods of the warp (called chaos usually) and starts the Horus heresy, turning 5 of the other 12 primarchs to his side, leading to our chaos friends :). The resulting war, with 6v6 going on, causes mass casualties etc etc. eventually Horus and Big E fight it out themselves, and Big E starts losing because he loves Horus too much. Big E is about to lose! Then, when heÂ’s on the ground and Horus is about to kill him, a lowly, tiny, insignificant Guardsman named Ollanius Pius steps in front of Big E and shouts at Horus, I forget the quote but heÂ’s pretty epic. Horus blasts him out of existence! Seeing the strength of this lowly human, Big E gets up and deletes Horus from existence.

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Kaidia wrote:vine boom

Does Urin constantly Urinate

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Vlaskal wrote:Mm

Hello britain... How much I've missed teasing you..

Oh well *yawn*

I have now fully gotten used to that

[sub]anyway[/sub]

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Adreabhal wrote:That sounds very wrong

That is the point

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Do NOT look up slaanesh

Mmm

It's the space elves fault :((

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Lemona wrote:Does Urin constantly Urinate

only if he drinks a whole hell alot of water

other than that, no.

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Xerimerc wrote:That is the point

So 'twould seem

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Big Es favorite child is named Horus! (His last name is heresy. No itÂ’s not). Big E is not a good parent. Eventually Horus is tempted by the gods of the warp (called chaos usually) and starts the Horus heresy, turning 5 of the other 12 primarchs to his side, leading to our chaos friends :). The resulting war, with 6v6 going on, causes mass casualties etc etc. eventually Horus and Big E fight it out themselves, and Big E starts losing because he loves Horus too much. Big E is about to lose! Then, when heÂ’s on the ground and Horus is about to kill him, a lowly, tiny, insignificant Guardsman named Ollanius Pius steps in front of Big E and shouts at Horus, I forget the quote but heÂ’s pretty epic. Horus blasts him out of existence! Seeing the strength of this lowly human, Big E gets up and deletes Horus from existence.

12?

I thought it was 20, and that it was half who turned over to chaos

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Big Es favorite child is named Horus! (His last name is heresy. No itÂ’s not). Big E is not a good parent. Eventually Horus is tempted by the gods of the warp (called chaos usually) and starts the Horus heresy, turning 5 of the other 12 primarchs to his side, leading to our chaos friends :). The resulting war, with 6v6 going on, causes mass casualties etc etc. eventually Horus and Big E fight it out themselves, and Big E starts losing because he loves Horus too much. Big E is about to lose! Then, when heÂ’s on the ground and Horus is about to kill him, a lowly, tiny, insignificant Guardsman named Ollanius Pius steps in front of Big E and shouts at Horus, I forget the quote but heÂ’s pretty epic. Horus blasts him out of existence! Seeing the strength of this lowly human, Big E gets up and deletes Horus from existence.

Once again, I am not joking, this happened.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:only if he drinks a whole hell alot of water

other than that, no.

Urin, while talking to John, feels the urge to urinate.

The bathroom is too far away.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have now fully gotten used to that

[sub]anyway[/sub]

Have you now~?

Heheh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

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