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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
MESSAGE FROM THE "High Council" OF KAIDIA, RESEMBLING THE HIGH ADMINISTRATOR, FIRST-GENERAL, GRAND MINISTER, AND OUR GLORIOUS MANIS IMPERIAE
To the leader of Vordoslavia, Grand Kaiser Leopold I.
We can assure this is not from a corrupt official of anykind, and from the vote of my Highest Generals, Adminstrators, and myself. Though his attack was planned, I feel a sense of remorse for this. I feel that the attack a bit cruel, and I have to look back at my own actions. But I still know I voted in favor, and I ask not for forgiveness. To the 13 people who had died today, I not know how to feel. But this was simply a "protest" against this "free trade". I must admit that this restrictions are might as well be pointless. In the event of an actually coordinated attack against a nation, they'd ought to send something via plane.
This attack still stands as an act of protest among the Kaidian Administration. As for future trade outside of Kaidian Italia, we will have drones and airship accompanied by the trade ships. Any hostile action against these ships will result in the guarding air support firing against any hostile vessel.
I do hope we can still settle this out, maybe even have a few sips of our beer. Regardless, we still think of this organization as trivial.
To Our Dearest Lord, Regards from Manis Imperiae Revirin Valen Kaidvania I of Kaidia.
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As Revirin packs up the letter, he looks outside the window to the sight of Airships, coming back from Italia. He wonders deeply, was the attack worth it? Is this organization even useful? How can I make this organization slip up and destroy their own doctrine? Well, that was for a meeting soon enough. He packs up the letter and puts the letter inside a drone, who immediately took off for Hispania.
"These "free trade" heretics... Glad I didn't join their damned organization... inspecting people's cargo and wasting their time? Jesus help me. Jesus help my sailors..."
Revirin lays back on his chair, taking a sip of Authentic Kaidian Beer. Well, he needs to do something for his people... The Adminstration has basically made every decision, outside their job of legislature! This crown means something, and we have to make that clear! Manstrave Kaidia! Manstrave vole Imperia!
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Happy birthday mate
America The Greater, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Happy release day
America The Greater, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
did you attack me?
Kaidia
ARE WE AT WAR!?
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Post by Kaidia suppressed by Sicario Mercenary Corps.
no
i simply [self-unalived] bombed a Vordslavian ship
oh okay then.
Kaidia, Mjau
If you have to censor it maybe you should find a better way of putting it
Kaidia, Mjau
un alive
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Population report 10/30-11/4
Nations departed: 47
Nations CTE: 18
For context we had 17 nations depart in 1 day.
Yodle, Kaidia
I like how every 3 sentences you mention your beer
Kaidia, Adreabhal
It's like a middle-class mom who's just joined an MLM and is really excited to reach the next business partner stage, so they talk about the products they're selling like a septuagenarian talks about his aching back.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
I havent gotten my beer yet.
Kaidia
Xavier Tony Martin Alexander Jacques LeBron Michael IV
Kaidia, Adreabhal
S3 TRTHNBB Trading
Card Collection Update
11/6/2023
As of today, we are officially only 6 cards away from completing our region's Season 3 Collection! This has been months in the making, as collecting 468 cards is no easy task. Once this collection is complete, we will have the entirety of all TRTHNBB cards collected, ALL seasons included! If you want to get into trading cards, a great place to start is with our own region's collection :)
https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=67265
All the best,
Card Czar of TRTHNBB
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
oh yeah if you wanna rp the beer buying just telegram me
Otherwise, here
🍺
Lemonan Beer is better
So much better its not even beer
Two sips knocks out the average person
Pumped up to 11
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Doesn't compare to Adreabhala wine. Some say it's not even wine. Some say it's the very blood of God. Such claims have yet to be corroborated but I think it makes for a neat fun fact to tell tourists. Try it. You might never recover
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Kaidian beer is so sweet and addicting, it's like honey alcohol! Something you can drink forever!
Just don't talk about the nose candy in the factories...
Adreabhal
I don't like honey, honey
Kaidia, Risorgia
Well, it's just sweet, not exactly like honey.
But hey, I could buy some Adreabhala Wine for our churches' communion services
get you some kaidian beer or chocolate from Afro-Kaidia, anything ya' want
Adreabhal
Thanks!
This is the one thing I will ask when you go through the strait of Gibraltar.
Kaidia
Hello, everyone!
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Mars Hotel, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Risorgia
Welcome to the region! How are you?
Yodle, Kaidia
I'm fine, thanks. Just knew about this game yesterday and downloaded it. Have no idea, why i haven't heard about it before. But I've got a question: what mechanics does this game has got, except of solving different issues?
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
Hey! This guide may help https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=444406
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Bohem1A
Would you be interested to stand in the Jan 2024 TRTHNBB Elections?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=206491
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Bohem1A
Barred
Yodle, Kaidia
Oh no soap
You didnt juju on that beat :(
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I would like to be a minister, but as long as Britain is around I believe he should remain MoC
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
Bah, humbug, you all need to try British Vodka!
Yodle, Kaidia, Mjau
I would like to be an Officer or Cabinet Minister, whatever is open really.
Yodle, Kaidia
Ditto
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Dio
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
.io
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Mjau
Ope, don't mind me, just an Adreabhala trading ship heading through the Mediterranean on its way to a port in NUCL so that Adreabhala wine can be sent to Kaidia... I hope I don't get attacked by any IBSO powertrippers
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
I guess Price has to use Hand Sanitizer now
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Happy Birthday Vordo pal!
Vordoslavia
IBSO powertrippers 🤣
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Adreabhal
Wine is completely fine!
Socialistic Britain
I have a visa by the way... Because my emperor has a worldwide visa until I die again.
He is ally of Kaidia
Ok I will anyways
Vordoslavia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pyhdon/detail=factbook/id=1953620
updated list
To the Advocates of Lemona and Kaidia
Dear Lemona and Kaidia,
I have found that you put my close friend, Großer Kaiser Leopold I in one of your state prisons. I highly condemn and wish that you will let him out. Emperors should have Right of Way anyway. I am deeply saddened by these events and it is a threat to our Empires.
Für!
Danke!
Emperor Kaamil von Pyhdon.
[/I]
Kaidia
[I]The Pyhhrish authorities let the wine through the sea. [/I]
How are you gonna know Im carrying wine unless you try and illegally search my vessel? *Flutters eyelashes*
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
0/10 Im still not on the Black list
nice, enjoy!
Vordoslavia
You said that you had wine in a rmb post.
Can you send me some?
Pyhhrish wine can actually kill you...
The Blacklist means you have the Vordoslav Kaiser in ur Prisoner
Mjau
Only non-IBSO members get British vodka and lager
Adreabhal
Y E S
I send you some Pyhhrish Vodka, and I send it to Robert
Hello
Adreabhal
That can be arranged
Oooh, can I get some? I'll send some of our choicest wine your way
Pangzalia
Declaration of Baak[/I]
[I]It has been decided that the Pyhhrish leader wants to opt out of IBSO due to recent controversy.
Signed,
Sir Jacques Metiér[/I]
New United Common-Lands
Now can I have some?
Yo Socialistic Britain can u make me a country ball?
I have changed it...
Daaang I'm back up from red to amber
wanna be green?
Mjau
Hmm, maybe when you callback the IBSO's weird regulations
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I did!
Mjau
[I]All ships callback[/I]
Mjau
This means no more IBSO regulations in our seas?
yh
Mjau
I have nothing against you then
Not for my country
Mjau
My complete coincidence, a new bio weapon named wine has been produced
Adreabhal, Mjau
ura
OK.
I don't need to visit u anyways
Uh huh
Kaidia
Kaamil is writing a letter from prison to the government
Kaidia
I have to accept the visa
Thats not how it works
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
MESSAGE FROM: The Kaidian Minister of WAR
Dear Imperian Kaamil von Pyhdon of Pyhdon,
We have not your dear ally's leader, at least from where my men have recorded in the prisons. Please look forward to Lemona, if you haven't already. I hope you can find Leopold soon enough, no leader should be taken hostage. (unless really needed)
Glory to our Lord, regards from: The Kaidian Minister of War.
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The minister finishes the letter, sending a drone out to Phydon. He truely wishes Leopold luck, but he is still mixed on the entire IBSO situation.
Well, at least we won't attack our papacies if we go to war... right?
Socialistic Britain
Lawid has a lot of interesting opinions.
Lawid, Kaidia
What?
ohhh yh the telegram yeah those are just my views on the bill.
Gotta have more than one side.
Anyways what do you think?
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Definitely a yes on your telegram. I feel like security is definitely more important than allowing new people into Parliament.
Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I definitely am not a big fan of random people walking into parliament. I feel like there are many ways for someone to join the government before being an MP. We also don't want guys joining a region just to run for government and dipping once he loses.
Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
what are those many ways to join the govt without being an MP?
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I really disagree. Parliament is far too closed if you have to wait six months for elections via an outdated party system.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
Good to know some people agree with me. Sadly it seems the bill will pass, but we'll see
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
the party system did have a renovation i made, but for some reason just never got voted on.
Anyways, its tru we dont want new members joining and then leaving 2 weeks after once tthey dont feel like it anymore
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau
yeah, we can't survive as a region if we don't encourage activity, and barring the political process for so long is an easy way to clamp down on activity
Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Kaidia, Mjau
Yh but parliament isnt even close to being the main form of activity, and even if you ddont vote on the laws, the most important part is sugesting them, which anyone can do
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau
I think it isn't the main form of activity because it's so closed off to new members. We can't expect to wait until it proves itself via activity if our laws are preventing that same activity
Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Kaidia
Anyway, I totally endorse the bill and hope to see it pass
Kaidia, Mjau
Tbh, I agree
I voted against it too
But for the reasons of I dont believe this is truly going to make Parliament more accessible
Most nations arent in parliament for the reasons of
They dont care enough
Not because its not accessible
While I agree its not the most welcoming, getting rid of certain rules that help us filter out 5 year olds that will vote for bills at random without putting thought into it
Thats of course an exaggeration, but many would do that if they got in without filtration
I dont know if what I mean is expressed well here, but TLDR; I voted against it because I dont think it creates more of a problem for an already not so major problem
Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau
I mean, in the past when i tried to organise something that would make people more involved in the goverment, its the least interest ever shown.
Goverment activity has been for most of the time in TRTHNBB, the least active sector
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yeah I get your point, I didn't put that in to not clutter too much, but yh that's a very valid point. and even if they join for a few weeks, they tend to just become inactive without quitting their positions, which results veryyyy annoying for voting and trying to get things done
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Most people dont like reading documents and writing laws or enforcing rules, instead they enjoy being creative, which is what the map rp brings a lot in
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Also dont forgot that less then a tenth of the people in this region actually talk in the rmb and dont just solve issues and nothing else
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yeah thats the problem big numbers, small active numbers in comparison. I think thats part of the good side of having it be elections, the whole election hype
Kaidia
True, we've had people since 2018 who do exactly that
Lawid, Kaidia
As the tension with IBSO grows stronger, the Engineering Corps of Kaidia have devised a plan: create a personnel land carrier, heavy armored, armed with a light tank cannon. Should be simple enough, this design isn't exactly an Arch Reactor, is it? Well, yeah. It's kind of simple. But the design slightly looks like a Landship from WWI, with big tractors outside the walls. So the engineers go back to the board, where they find out they can just hide the tractor and the machinery under a light sheet of armor. Simple!
But the size of the entire thing is another problem, as it's a clear target. The most they could do was either make it camo or heavier, but the carrier was slow regardless. So they compressed the driver seat like a car, and the guns accessible from a ladder to a tight area. Sure, not exactly spine-supportive, but hey, Kaidians are meant to have flexible spines, at least the biological ones.
So with a design for a land-carrier, the Corps started to get to work on designing this "should-be-simple-enough" excuse for a tank. But even with that, the Corps still hold countless meetings to innovate the old Kaidian designs for tanks, planes, drones, and robo-soldiers. After all, you can't be too safe! Well, I guess you kinda can. I mean, I guess I'm only making this because I want action. After all, I want to get back into RP, and I mean serious rp. I just don't wanna put it on Lemona cause we had like 3 conflicts on that, and one of them wasn't even an actual war!
Socialistic Britain
6 Ayes, 4 Nays, 4 undecided
Lawid, Lemona, Kaidia, Mjau
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Written by Refuge Isle.