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Lkandria wrote:The figure lands on the tarmac and stands straight up. It seems to be a robot of some sort standing 8 feet tall and being completely metallic with no color besides it’s blue eyes

“Hello” it says. It sounds almost human, but the voice is imperfect

“I am Lars Arnoldsson. Not in the flesh of course. I do hope you understand that I could not come here as myself do to our current state of affairs. Not that I would be able to come anyways”

For the robot, think of Ultron when imaging his appearance

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Kaidia wrote:Vanessa looks at Garret, worried

"Now, may we go to the kitchen? I'm starving!"

"Yes, yes, of course, your Majesty." Garret fell silent for a moment, trying to detect Erik's presence nearby over the sound of footsteps on the richly patterned floors. He could tell he wasn't on the main floor, so where could he be? He must have been either outside, or, since it's unlikely he would leave Garret alone with the Imperiess, he was more likely in a hidden but still accessible passageway nearby, like a basement corridor or ventilation system. That thought didn't help to calm his nerves.

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Lkandria wrote:For the robot, think of Ultron when imaging his appearance

Flashbacks

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Kaidia wrote:I wish Jack actually had to earn pilot status, but I guess that would throw away the whole rest of the story

He’s given Acting Pilot status by BT, so technically

And Sarah let’s him keep it soooo

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Adreabhal wrote:"Yes, yes, of course, your Majesty." Garret fell silent for a moment, trying to detect Erik's presence nearby over the sound of footsteps on the richly patterned floors. He could tell he wasn't on the main floor, so where could he be? He must have been either outside, or, since it's unlikely he would leave Garret alone with the Imperiess, he was more likely in a hidden but still accessible passageway nearby, like a basement corridor or ventilation system. That thought didn't help to calm his nerves.

Erik suddenly walks out the men's bathroom, following the Imperiess and Garret.

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:He’s given Acting Pilot status by BT, so technically

And Sarah let’s him keep it soooo

where TF3

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Kaidia wrote:Erik suddenly walks out the men's bathroom, following the Imperiess and Garret.

The Imperiess and Garret look at eachother starry eyed, before making out.

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Mm

I feel the rmb is faster than normal

Thi worryme

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Kaidia wrote:where TF3

*cries*

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*cries*

cries with you

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Faceless Soldier is one of my fav songs from the ace combat 7 ost

Excellent mission as well

Full band deserved what he got :p

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Kaidia wrote:cries with you

while wearing pilot helmet

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Lemona wrote:The Imperiess and Garret look at eachother starry eyed, before making out.

Erik watches, stunned.

The love birds slip into the nearest room.

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Kaidia wrote:Erik suddenly walks out the men's bathroom, following the Imperiess and Garret.

Noting Erik's reappearance, Garret took a deep breath, and let out a small chuckle, to try and please the Imperiess. "Whoa," he said, using a Lemonan expression for surprise he had picked up to lend credibility to his identity as an immigrant. "This grand hall is absolutely amazing, milady."

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mmnourishment~

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Kaidia wrote:"What do you want, Lars?"

“Peace. How does that sound? You stop with whatever your trying to do and I’ll stop my soldiers from destroying everything here”

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Post self-deleted by Lemona.

Adreabhal wrote:Noting Erik's reappearance, Garret took a deep breath, and let out a small chuckle, to try and please the Imperiess. "Whoa," he said, using a Lemonan expression for surprise he had picked up to lend credibility to his identity as an immigrant. "This grand hall is absolutely amazing, milady."

Vanessa chuckles

"The hall is based off of old Kaidian art, darling."

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Kaidia wrote:where TF3

sadness

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Adreabhal wrote:Noting Erik's reappearance, Garret took a deep breath, and let out a small chuckle, to try and please the Imperiess. "Whoa," he said, using a Lemonan expression for surprise he had picked up to lend credibility to his identity as an immigrant. "This grand hall is absolutely amazing, milady."

Lemonan expression?

What does his face turn into a lemon?

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Lkandria wrote:“Peace. How does that sound? You stop with whatever your trying to do and I’ll stop my soldiers from destroying everything here”

Revirin looks at the robot, pondering.

"Temporary truce."

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin looks at the robot, pondering.

"Temporary truce."

pricey

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Kaidia wrote:Vanessa chuckles

"The hall is based off of old Kaidian art, darling."

"Your history is steeped in the fine arts, then," Garret commented with a smirk. "I hope your food will surely be the same."

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Lemona wrote:Lemonan expression?

What does his face turn into a lemon?

Like, word. Not a facial expression

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Adreabhal wrote:"Your history is steeped in the fine arts, then," Garret commented with a smirk. "I hope your food will surely be the same."

"The fish around here are known as the best on Gaia! Akorrda is the fishing capital of the world!"

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I haven’t really done any solid rp with anyone in a while

Other than that whole Alicorn thing that I need to finish up as well

Hmm

Idk

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Adreabhal wrote:Like, word. Not a facial expression

Oh

He spoke in lemon?

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Kaidia wrote:"The fish around here are known as the best on Gaia! Akorrda is the fishing capital of the world!"

You keep plugging that fact

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Kaidia wrote:"The fish around here are known as the best on Gaia! Akorrda is the fishing capital of the world!"

You keep plugging that fact

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[I]Who needs regulation when there is CAPITAL to create

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Lemona wrote:You keep plugging that fact

It’s like if I kept saying that Rome is better the Akorrda

Which it is

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin looks at the robot, pondering.

"Temporary truce."

“Truce? Truce?”

Appears to try and breath out in frustration only to remember he is currently a robot

“Y‘know, why am I even talking to you? Where is your king?”

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Lkandria wrote:“Truce? Truce?”

Appears to try and breath out in frustration only to remember he is currently a robot

“Y‘know, why am I even talking to you? Where is your king?”

Revirin is king

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Lemona wrote:It’s like if I kept saying that Rome is better the Akorrda

Which it is

Lkandrians are smarter than Lemonans

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Lkandria wrote:“Truce? Truce?”

Appears to try and breath out in frustration only to remember he is currently a robot

“Y‘know, why am I even talking to you? Where is your king?”

Revirin looks at the robot with a death stare, pointing at himself

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Lkandria wrote:Lkandrians are smarter than Lemonans

Lemonans are hotter than Lkandrians

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Kaidia wrote:"The fish around here are known as the best on Gaia! Akorrda is the fishing capital of the world!"

"Truly?" remarked Garret. "I have enjoyed the rare occasions I was able to make fish dishes. I look forward to growing my abilities here."

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Xerimerc wrote:[I]Who needs regulation when there is CAPITAL to create

Who needs borders

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Lemona wrote:Oh

He spoke in lemon?

He sounded very Lemony from my estimation

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Lemona wrote:Lemonans are hotter than Lkandrians

I have best Femboys

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Adreabhal wrote:He sounded very Lemony from my estimation

squirts sour juices

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I have best Femboys

I have the best gaslighters

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I have best Femboys

ye

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Adreabhal wrote:"Truly?" remarked Garret. "I have enjoyed the rare occasions I was able to make fish dishes. I look forward to growing my abilities here."

"I hope you gain progress here, then."

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Adreabhal wrote:I have the best gaslighters

No, you’re crazy.

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The agents dress as an ordinary citizens, walking down the city.

While on the outside it looks very unkept, they remark how neat it is on the inside.

They step closer to the palace.

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I have best Femboys

[sub]xerihassecondbest[/sub]._.

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Xerimerc wrote:[sub]xerihassecondbest[/sub]._.

Xeri has best protogen

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I need to come up with the names for a few of my top generals/officials

Mmm give me a few minutes to research

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Lemona wrote:Xeri has best protogen

yay

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Xerimerc wrote:yay

*one singular pat on head*

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Kaidia wrote:"I hope you gain progress here, then."

"If I make any progress, it will be by your hand, milady." As they reached the kitchen, Garret couldn't help but be surprised. It was very large, and full of the newest culinary technologies, some of which he had never even seen. Chefs rushed around every which way, presumably preparing dinner for the royal family and palace residents. "Your Majesty," he said, preparing for his most daring ask. "Do you think it would be a good idea to make Erik a dish, as a surprise? I wish to endear myself to him."

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin looks at the robot with a death stare, pointing at himself

“You are the king? Well then, why a truce? Why not end it right now? You say ‘Yes peace’ and it all ends. The death, the destruction, everything. I offer you the chance to end it now and you say ‘Truce’. I came to request peace in person. Err, in robot”

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:No, you’re crazy.

:0

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Lemona wrote:squirts sour juices

0-o

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*one singular pat on head*

Aueaghwrxhshrrghsfh-o///[sub]O[/sub]

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Adreabhal wrote:"If I make any progress, it will be by your hand, milady." As they reached the kitchen, Garret couldn't help but be surprised. It was very large, and full of the newest culinary technologies, some of which he had never even seen. Chefs rushed around every which way, presumably preparing dinner for the royal family and palace residents. "Your Majesty," he said, preparing for his most daring ask. "Do you think it would be a good idea to make Erik a dish, as a surprise? I wish to endear myself to him."

Vanessa looks at Erik

"I think he would love a dish!"

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Lkandria wrote:“You are the king? Well then, why a truce? Why not end it right now? You say ‘Yes peace’ and it all ends. The death, the destruction, everything. I offer you the chance to end it now and you say ‘Truce’. I came to request peace in person. Err, in robot”

Revirin sighs before looking back at the city

"I will back away militarily."

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin sighs before looking back at the city

"I will back away militarily."

nowo

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin sighs before looking back at the city

"I will back away militarily."

“Is that a yes for peace? Show me peace signs if that’s a yes” Lars says as he shows peace signs

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Kaidia wrote:Vanessa looks at Erik

"I think he would love a dish!"

Garret smiles gratefully at the Imperiess. As he rushes off to look for supplies to make a tossed salad, he notices the Imperiess talking with one of the chefs whose hat is a little taller than the other hats. He surmises that he must be in charge of the Imperiess's personal meals. He takes note of his features so he can sneak the yassonium into the dish he makes. When Vanessa turned back around, though, he was already well on his way to making the salad.

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Adreabhal wrote:Garret smiles gratefully at the Imperiess. As he rushes off to look for supplies to make a tossed salad, he notices the Imperiess talking with one of the chefs whose hat is a little taller than the other hats. He surmises that he must be in charge of the Imperiess's personal meals. He takes note of his features so he can sneak the yassonium into the dish he makes. When Vanessa turned back around, though, he was already well on his way to making the salad.

t a l l h a t

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Adreabhal wrote:Garret smiles gratefully at the Imperiess. As he rushes off to look for supplies to make a tossed salad, he notices the Imperiess talking with one of the chefs whose hat is a little taller than the other hats. He surmises that he must be in charge of the Imperiess's personal meals. He takes note of his features so he can sneak the yassonium into the dish he makes. When Vanessa turned back around, though, he was already well on his way to making the salad.

Yassonium? Is that the gay serum?

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Lkandria wrote:“Is that a yes for peace? Show me peace signs if that’s a yes” Lars says as he shows peace signs

✌️

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Lkandria wrote:Yassonium? Is that the gay serum?

Yes

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I mean, yass

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Lkandria wrote:“Is that a yes for peace? Show me peace signs if that’s a yes” Lars says as he shows peace signs

Revirin looks up at the robot and responds

"I request a week to decide."

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Adreabhal wrote:Yes

I was expecting you to say “Yas”

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Lkandria wrote:Yassonium? Is that the gay serum?

:0

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Three of the agents hide away, as one, the most important, knocks on the palace door

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Lemona wrote:Three of the agents hide away, as one, the most important, knocks on the palace door

One of the royal guards open the door.

"Name and business."

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[sub]mmchargerfeelsnice~[/sub]

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Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmchargerfeelsnice~[/sub]

Uh what

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Kaidia wrote:One of the royal guards open the door.

"Name and business."

”Maxwell Schmitt.

I’m an official from Lemona, on a mission.

I would like to speak with your highest member of government in this location, please.”

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Lemona wrote:”Maxwell Schmitt.

I’m an official from Lemona, on a mission.

I would like to speak with your highest member of government in this location, please.”

:0 oh no not Vanessa

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Adreabhal wrote:I have the best gaslighters

I have best tea

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Adreabhal wrote::0 oh no not Vanessa

Oh no not your gay serum plan ruined

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Lemona wrote:Oh no not your gay serum plan ruined

It's not ruined.

Garret was just kinda into her

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Socialistic Britain wrote:I have best tea

Can I have aome

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Lemona wrote:”Maxwell Schmitt.

I’m an official from Lemona, on a mission.

I would like to speak with your highest member of government in this location, please.”

"That would be the Royal Advisor, currently."

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Xerimerc wrote:Can I have aome

if I give it away than I no longer have best tea

I give you second best tea

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Adreabhal wrote:It's not ruined.

Garret was just kinda into her

garretxroxainewolf

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Socialistic Britain wrote:if I give it away than I no longer have best tea

I give you second best tea

): pleeeease xeri will be goodboy for you

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Xerimerc wrote:): pleeeease xeri will be goodboy for you

sorrynobesttea

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Kaidia wrote:Revirin looks up at the robot and responds

"I request a week to decide."

“Wha- I-“

Lars facepalms

“Why the hell do you need a week to decide if you want your people to stop dying? Listen, emperor to king, just take the deal. White peace. You get nothing, I’ll get nothing. Hell I’ll sweeten the deal. All those Kaidian soldiers that my guys killed? I’ll pay for their funerals. How’s that?”

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Kaidia wrote:"That would be the Royal Advisor, currently."

“Then I’d like to speak to whoever that might be. I stand in for Agency Commander Ulysses Volkher, as he is on a separate mission.”

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Lkandria wrote:“Wha- I-“

Lars facepalms

“Why the hell do you need a week to decide if you want your people to stop dying? Listen, emperor to king, just take the deal. White peace. You get nothing, I’ll get nothing. Hell I’ll sweeten the deal. All those Kaidian soldiers that my guys killed? I’ll pay for their funerals. How’s that?”

Wouldn’t that no longer be white peace

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Socialistic Britain wrote:sorrynobesttea

Pleeeeeeeeeawsexeriwilldoanythingwontstealtea

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Lemona wrote:“Then I’d like to speak to whoever that might be. I stand in for Agency Commander Ulysses Volkher, as he is on a separate mission.

The guard closes the door momentarily

Lkandria wrote:“Wha- I-“

Lars facepalms

“Why the hell do you need a week to decide if you want your people to stop dying? Listen, emperor to king, just take the deal. White peace. You get nothing, I’ll get nothing. Hell I’ll sweeten the deal. All those Kaidian soldiers that my guys killed? I’ll pay for their funerals. How’s that?”

"Fine. I'll go announce the peace declaration. Hope you're happy now."

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Xerimerc wrote:Pleeeeeeeeeawsexeriwilldoanythingwontstealtea

Anything~ 0wo?

[sub]waitnothatsxeristhing[/sub]

anything?

Alright annoy Lemona for a day and you get best tea

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Anything~ 0wo?

[sub]waitnothatsxeristhing[/sub]

anything?

Alright annoy Lemona for a day and you get best tea

Yasssss~

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Anything~ 0wo?

[sub]waitnothatsxeristhing[/sub]

anything?

Alright annoy Lemona for a day and you get best tea

Or just annoy anyone really

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Or just annoy anyone really

Mkaywilldomaster

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Anything~ 0wo?

[sub]waitnothatsxeristhing[/sub]

anything?

Alright annoy Lemona for a day and you get best tea

if ya can't beat em, join em

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Kaidia wrote:The guard closes the door momentarily

"Fine. I'll go announce the peace declaration. Hope you're happy now."

Maxwell looks at the time. He waits impatiently for the guard to return.

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Xerimerc wrote:Yasssss~

annoy me owo

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Socialistic Britain wrote:if ya can't beat em, join em

butwhythewaitno

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Lemona wrote:Maxwell looks at the time. He waits impatiently for the guard to return.

The door opens to a well-dressed man.

"I hear I am requested?"

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Xerimerc wrote:butwhythewaitno

because I don't want to get sued for copyright infringement

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Lemona wrote:annoy me owo

Mm

mM

This will be diffclut at tihs timmè

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