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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
(Swine)
It appears I have been 'Ratioed'
gives a large cup of lemonade
Xerimerc
Ah, well then..
Which nations must I remove from the map?
Xerimerc
Watermelon
Wonder when that error message will go away
Xerimerc
I WOUDLNT LIE ABOUT THAT
also Ive been banned from using telegrams for 2 weeks but I got that :)
Xerimerc, Naerland
When we all repent in the name of the God-Emperor
Praise the Omnissiah, Light the incense, get the tech-priests and by the God-Emperor begin praying
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Naerland
Socialistic Britain To answer your telegram, yes, I would like to switch the -Watermelon- land to Naerland.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vordoslavia
Thank Thee, I shall now go update the map
Naerland
Just a heads up for everyone, I cannot respond to telegrams for the next two weeks
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Noted
And regarding replacing the watermelon land to Naerland, I'm not sure how that's gonna take place in RP
perhaps you wanna do an election or something idk
anyway off to update the map
Naerland
Ill figure something out dw
Socialistic Britain
Watermelonians just found out that their entire nation and cultural identity revolve solely around a fruit and so decided they better change the name to something respectable
Socialistic Britain, Naerland
Yes, but Naerland has almost no rights, so I have to factor that in too
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Maybe watermelon had a military coup?
Naerland
Its possible, considering we already did
President Melonius is rolling in his grave
Socialistic Britain
Hmm. Yeah
Anyhow I must continue drawing, good luck comrade
Naerland
Thank you.
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
I'm back guys !!!1111!1!!!!11
Socialistic Britain, Naerland
Today's matches are done!
(Kaidian Eagles FC has been swept)
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Naerland, Possumcheese
Science class mental breakdown 👍
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
gtg on my bus byeeee!!!!111!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
I have a question for all, and this is important
Which nations should be in the anniversary art?
Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions
Either telegram or respond to this here post
New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Ah.. you okay right now?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Not especially
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Possumcheese
Kaidia has become a corpse.
Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Idk
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
*huggies*
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
*huggies*
No clue why either
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Id rather you add naerland
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Kaidia, Possumcheese
yeah that's what I mean
kinda got used to calling you watermelon
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Fair
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Vibes
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Hmmm
I'm just gonna call you "Citrullus"
because why not
or just naerland because that's easier
Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
I am moderately infuriated
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
I wish to slay heretics in the name of the Emprah but my laptop does not have enough storage
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Your laptop is clearly uncultured
Kaidia, Possumcheese
Can I be on it :(
Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese
Hi Pinevilla
Kaidia, Possumcheese
You know you can't..
Anyway I gotta do what I gotta do, goodbye pine
Kaidia, Possumcheese
https://youtu.be/kCekxN5iBDY
I have no pity for pine
Kaidia, Possumcheese
i'm sleepy but i have so much to dooooo
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese
Konichiwa!i am new
Kaidia, Possumcheese
Hello 👋
Kaidia
I am back
Kaidia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vordoslavia
Sorry man, lol
Kaidia
i had the streak of most wins (something like that)
Vordoslavia
yes
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
hey Washington
I am sad about my loss
but maybe we could arrange a deal? (I assure you it's not a bribe to bring my team back it's just a proposal)
Vordoslavia
🤨😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳v
Kaidia
You're in 3rd (of 6) in your division, and 4th (of 12) in your conference, it's not that bad
Kaidia
Top 5!
But, it's not team revival
You're still doing quite well for a rookie season
Kaidia
:)
Wait, what does "swept" mean?
Lost in both games against a team in the season
(In your case, to Dashing Does FC)
Kaidia
Am I still in?
In what, exactly?
Kaidia
Am I still playing in the season?
Well time to eat some Braum's
Yea, you have 3 matches left in the season
Kaidia
Sicario Mercenary Corps what are ogryn
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ok I'm back, I will tell you proposal
me is citrus
Kaidia
Lemon
Google what citrullus means
Kaidia
Humans that evolved on a gas faint I believe? I dunno, planet with huge gravity for a couple thousand years after being stranded and they grew to be real big and real strong, rivaling space marines in brute strength but have the iq of a toddler, one of the most famous ogryn was able to count up to ten
They can have an implant(called a boneead implant) which drastically increases their intelligence, able to formulate plans and effectively carry out tactical assaults and coordinate a front
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thank you
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
With my incredibly limited knowledge of the peoples of the 40k universe, I have now decided I like the ogryn
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
They are genuinely some of the most heartwarming parts of 40k
Theyre known to be incredibly kind and dutiful, even if theyre not very good at it
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Not me
Kaidia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Also Im baking da center of hell from Dantes inferno
Complete with Satan
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hooray! Also, I'd say add lawid maybe...
Xerimerc, Kaidia
For some reason I feel like this won't lead anywhere good, but it could also be a scientific name for specific citruses.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Wate meon
Kaidia
Mmh
Don wanna sleepy
Kaidia
[spoiler]In 1904, The water spoke Japanese
In 1940, The Snow and trees spoke Finnish
And in 2022, The Flowers spoke Ukrainian[/spoiler]
I feel this is very fitting for the ""Military operation"" going on in Ukraine
Don't know why I didn't do this sooner
what xeri said
watermelon
Lawid is a government member
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I go sleep in.. 10 minutes
Xerimerc, Kaidia
GO SLEEP
AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT
YES I AM ALSO GOING TO SLEEP
WE CAN SLEEP TOGETHER
IT'LL BE COMFY AND CUTE
Kaidia
Sleepy. Now. Or youll be in solitary.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I am giving you an excuse to stay up an extra 10 minutes
it may not be much but it's something
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Wait.. I haven't been there already?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmhokay
Kaidia
Sleepy time binbnanb come lay down
*sleep*
Kaidia
All those who are cool
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Astravica
Sometimes I wish I could remove my brain and just not think for a while
Kaidia
I keep on forgetting that...
Kaidia
Not a gas giant, it's kinda difficult to live on a gas giant for reasons, some kind of cold and barren Super-Earth (or multiple) with higher gravity than Earth. It makes sense that they evolved that quickly because (theoretically) species that evolved in higher gravities can function just fine in lower gravities but species that evolved in lower gravities would have problems in higher gravities (such as all their bodily fluids going to their feet because their hearts haven't evolved to be strong enough to pump against that kind of force), so the pressure to evolve would be high.
Kaidia, Naerland
The space was thousands of years, its not uncommon for a colony to be left alone for upwards of 20000 years due to warp storms
Also, in 40k standards gas giants are relatively hospitable
Kaidia, Naerland
They are?
Also, to quote the wiki:
'Originating from cold, barren, high-gravity prison planets...'
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Naerland
Mm
Thats true
As for gas giants, probably easier to survive there than catachan, no?
Kaidia, Naerland
TRTHNBB's roster for the IL World Cup has been decided
Kaidia, Naerland
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