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BFL S3: Round 2 Results (Aggregate Table)

Sanders Conference

1st: Lkandrian Imperials FC (6)

2nd: Sicario Assassins FC (4)

3rd: Yodle FC (4)

4th: Greater Drussi FC (3)

5th: Kaidian Eagles FC (3)

6th: Craggo Magnetitans FC (3)

7th: Socialist Brits FC (3)

8th: Dashing Does FC (3)

9th: Lemonan Citruses SC (3)

10th: The NEX FC (2)

11th: Vlaskanese FF (0)

12th: New-Union FC (0)

Dogger Conference

1st: Pinevilla SC (6)

2nd: Danobia FC (6)

3rd: Common Land Utd. (6)

4th: Astornes FC (4)

5th: TeamPizza SC (3)

6th: Real Eurasia (3)

7th: Selenite FC (1) (CTE)

8th: Wash. Fed. FC (1)

9th: Triangolan FC (1)

10th: Ard. Nat. FC (1)

11th: Real Alicante (1)

12th: BrendenPuppies FC (0)

(Ties are broken through goal average and seeding)

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Jiaolang, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL S3: Round 2 Results (Aggregate Table)

Sanders Conference

1st: Lkandrian Imperials FC (6)

2nd: Sicario Assassins FC (4)

3rd: Yodle FC (4)

4th: Greater Drussi FC (3)

5th: Kaidian Eagles FC (3)

6th: Craggo Magnetitans FC (3)

7th: Socialist Brits FC (3)

8th: Dashing Does FC (3)

9th: Lemonan Citruses SC (3)

10th: The NEX FC (2)

11th: Vlaskanese FF (0)

12th: New-Union FC (0)

Dogger Conference

1st: Pinevilla SC (6)

2nd: Danobia FC (6)

3rd: Common Land Utd. (6)

4th: Astornes FC (4)

5th: TeamPizza SC (3)

6th: Real Eurasia (3)

7th: Selenite FC (1) (CTE)

8th: Wash. Fed. FC (1)

9th: Triangolan FC (1)

10th: Ard. Nat. FC (1)

11th: Real Alicante (1)

12th: BrendenPuppies FC (0)

(Ties are broken through goal average and seeding)

Keep up the good work!!

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL S3: Round 2 Results (Aggregate Table)

Sanders Conference

1st: Lkandrian Imperials FC (6)

2nd: Sicario Assassins FC (4)

3rd: Yodle FC (4)

4th: Greater Drussi FC (3)

5th: Kaidian Eagles FC (3)

6th: Craggo Magnetitans FC (3)

7th: Socialist Brits FC (3)

8th: Dashing Does FC (3)

9th: Lemonan Citruses SC (3)

10th: The NEX FC (2)

11th: Vlaskanese FF (0)

12th: New-Union FC (0)

Dogger Conference

1st: Pinevilla SC (6)

2nd: Danobia FC (6)

3rd: Common Land Utd. (6)

4th: Astornes FC (4)

5th: TeamPizza SC (3)

6th: Real Eurasia (3)

7th: Selenite FC (1) (CTE)

8th: Wash. Fed. FC (1)

9th: Triangolan FC (1)

10th: Ard. Nat. FC (1)

11th: Real Alicante (1)

12th: BrendenPuppies FC (0)

(Ties are broken through goal average and seeding)

Nice work!

If you want any help, I'd b happy to do so

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL S3: Round 2 Results (Aggregate Table)

Sanders Conference

1st: Lkandrian Imperials FC (6)

2nd: Sicario Assassins FC (4)

3rd: Yodle FC (4)

4th: Greater Drussi FC (3)

5th: Kaidian Eagles FC (3)

6th: Craggo Magnetitans FC (3)

7th: Socialist Brits FC (3)

8th: Dashing Does FC (3)

9th: Lemonan Citruses SC (3)

10th: The NEX FC (2)

11th: Vlaskanese FF (0)

12th: New-Union FC (0)

Dogger Conference

1st: Pinevilla SC (6)

2nd: Danobia FC (6)

3rd: Common Land Utd. (6)

4th: Astornes FC (4)

5th: TeamPizza SC (3)

6th: Real Eurasia (3)

7th: Selenite FC (1) (CTE)

8th: Wash. Fed. FC (1)

9th: Triangolan FC (1)

10th: Ard. Nat. FC (1)

11th: Real Alicante (1)

12th: BrendenPuppies FC (0)

(Ties are broken through goal average and seeding)

😐

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc

Cruising

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Lemona wrote:Cruising

Tom?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Tom?

You've met Tom cruise, now get ready for tom cruising, his cooler cousin

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Lawid wrote:Yh i use chess.com

What's ur account?

Yay!-A chess mate xD. Search for StardustfromOuterSpace22.

Xerimerc wrote:*sits on lap* *is smol* *is cute* *is joY*

tries to attract xeri by offering them their favourite pizza

Xerimerc

happy easter

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Sicario Foreign Ops

Venesia Grande wrote:Yay!-A chess mate xD. Search for StardustfromOuterSpace22.

tries to attract xeri by offering them favourite pizza

xeri only eats pizza on occasion when parents don't have time and/or food to make dinner

Venesia Grande

Venesia Grande wrote:Yay!-A chess mate xD. Search for StardustfromOuterSpace22.

tries to attract xeri by offering them their favourite pizza

Yh ummm my account got taken down today.

Weird mix up with the mods

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

i just accidentally made it so only gay people can participate in the military

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

-Watermelon- wrote:i just accidentally made it so only gay people can participate in the military

accidentally?

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:accidentally?

actually, yes

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

-Watermelon- wrote:actually, yes

dont you mean accidentally?

ah? funny?

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:i just accidentally made it so only gay people can participate in the military

Mm

War would be fun

No it wouldn't

this only affects the potential number of recruits

Socialistic Britain, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Mm

War would be fun

No it wouldn't

this only affects the potential number of recruits

please don’t go to war with me i’m basically defenseless

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

-Watermelon- wrote:please don’t go to war with me i’m basically defenseless

Awww, xeri has no reason to ;3

You wanna buy weapons?

Socialistic Britain, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:please don’t go to war with me i’m basically defenseless

Rule Britannia intensifies

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Awww, xeri has no reason to ;3

You wanna buy weapons?

not at the moment, but maybe in the future

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Awww, xeri has no reason to ;3

You wanna buy weapons?

I am a cute femboy AND a morally bankrupt Arms Dealer :D

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:I am a cute femboy AND a morally bankrupt Arms Dealer :D

what’s the difference?

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:what’s the difference?

Not all Arms Dealers are femboys

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Not all Arms Dealers are femboys

ah, gotcha

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Xerimerc wrote:Not all Arms Dealers are femboys

wait what

i've been lied to

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait what

i've been lied to

All Femboys are Arms Dealers, however.

Did you think it was a coincidence that Xerimerc and Sicario Mercenary Corporation (sometimes) are both femboys?

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait what

i've been lied to

sumerian bachelor stop being lied to omg

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:All Femboys are Arms Dealers, however.

Did you think it was a coincidence that Xerimerc and Sicario Mercenary Corporation (sometimes) are both femboys?

I don’t deal arms

i deal thighs

what

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

-Watermelon- wrote:I don’t deal arms

i deal thighs

what

Arms are also cute

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Arms are also cute

especially when you need a hug

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Xerimerc wrote:xeri only eats pizza on occasion when parents don't have time and/or food to make dinner

0.0 But they do, and that’s the important bit, right?-Or would xeri like some European style pancakes instead?-I am good at pancakes, even though sometimes they turn out more like the French crêpes.

Lawid wrote:Yh ummm my account got taken down today.

Weird mix up with the mods

That’s most unfortunate :/

What happened/How did this happen?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

i am a male born after 1993

i cannot cook

Venesia Grande

Venesia Grande wrote:0.0 But they do, and that’s the important bit, right?-Or would xeri like some European style pancakes instead?-I am good at pancakes, even though sometimes they turn out more like the French crêpes.

That’s most unfortunate :/

What happened/How did this happen?

Mm Xeri loves European Style Pancakes, like father makes sometimes :3

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

“i found this cute guy you might want to talk to”

“CAN HE COOK MAC AND CHEESE?”

“w… what?”

“DID I STUTTER?”

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:i am a male born after 1993

i cannot cook

Poor you. I can only make a handful of dishes, too. And I was born after 93. But before the 00’s, don’t worry.

Xerimerc wrote:Mm Xeri loves European Style Pancakes, like father makes sometimes :3

Perfect!

hurries to the kitchen

puts on their pinny (/apron)

makes European style pancakes for xeri

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

i only ever log into Bill Wurtz when i’m not feeling good about myself

i have no idea why

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:i only ever log into Bill Wurtz when i’m not feeling good about myself

i have no idea why

Perhaps assuming the title of Bill Wurtz makes you feel slightly better, or maybe it is just in these times you also happen to remember you own a nation called Bill Wurtz

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:“i found this cute guy you might want to talk to”

“CAN HE COOK MAC AND CHEESE?”

“w… what?”

“DID I STUTTER?”

If you mean the sort of pasta Americans call Macaroni, well, those aren’t Macaroni. Real Italian Macaroni look more like thicker Spaghetti w/ a (vertical) hole in them.

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Venesia Grande wrote:If you mean the sort of pasta Americans call Macaroni, well, those aren’t Macaroni. Real Italian Macaroni look more like thicker Spaghetti w/ a (vertical) hole in them.

i know

i study world history as a hobby, my friend

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Xerimerc wrote:Perhaps assuming the title of Bill Wurtz makes you feel slightly better, or maybe it is just in these times you also happen to remember you own a nation called Bill Wurtz

i think pretending to be someone who inspires my music just makes me feel better

Xerimerc

Venesia Grande wrote:0.0 But they do, and that’s the important bit, right?-Or would xeri like some European style pancakes instead?-I am good at pancakes, even though sometimes they turn out more like the French crêpes.

That’s most unfortunate :/

What happened/How did this happen?

basically i apparently aborted too many matches, so they thought it was to rig games in some way or another

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:i think pretending to be someone who inspires my music just makes me feel better

Xerimerc wrote:Perhaps assuming the title of Bill Wurtz makes you feel slightly better, or maybe it is just in these times you also happen to remember you own a nation called Bill Wurtz

Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:

sorry i’m not very good at paying attention to words

Xerimerc

I can cook too!!!

Meth

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Jokes aside, I enjoy baking a lot and cook some things, I just don’t enjoy cooking for others as much cuz anxiety

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I can cook too!!!

Meth

sicario i remember every word of our numerous discord conversations yesterday

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I can cook too!!!

Meth

Why is it called cooking meth

Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Jokes aside, I enjoy baking a lot and cook some things, I just don’t enjoy cooking for others as much cuz anxiety

i can’t cook at all yet

never learned

i prefer learning about food

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

-Watermelon- wrote:sicario i remember every word of our numerous discord conversations yesterday

i also remember all of the pictures i was sent

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:sicario i remember every word of our numerous discord conversations yesterday

JESSE

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Why is it called cooking meth

You mix chemicals together to make a product

Same exact thing as cooking

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:i also remember all of the pictures i was sent

were they of cute boys on instagram

Venesia Grande, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:More evidence that Pinevilla banged Maloi than that one brit.

WHAT

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:JESSE

I hope this means I wasn’t an intolerable SOB(tho I do consider myself one)

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:were they of cute boys on instagram

some were

others were just furry femboy pictures

most of them were loona

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Sicario Foreign Ops

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:You mix chemicals together to make a product

Same exact thing as cooking

Is mixing Paint classified as cooking

Venesia Grande, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Maloi wrote:I wonder if Pinevilla ok 😔

I'm ok babe I had a busy day

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:Is mixing Paint classified as cooking

By this definition yes

Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I hope this means I wasn’t an intolerable SOB(tho I do consider myself one)

no

i think that was me

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:i know

i study world history as a hobby, my friend

You most be the only American who knows what hat Macaroni actually are then. Good on you.

Lawid wrote:basically i apparently aborted too many matches, so they thought it was to rig games in some way or another

What the heck. You mean you just resigned too often for their liking?-That’s strange. But the mods do seem alright. You could try and contact them to talk about it and try to get yourself unbanned. They also have a website if you’re on pc.

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:some were

others were just furry femboy pictures

most of them were loona

I have large amounts of loona content saved for outfit and makeup and furry stuff inspiration

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

who is this Watermelon#[NUMBERS] individual?

Xerimerc

Venesia Grande wrote:You most be the only American who knows what hat Macaroni actually are then. Good on you.

What the heck. You mean you just resigned too often for their liking?-That’s strange. But the mods do seem alright. You could try and contact them to talk about it and try to get yourself unbanned. They also have a website if you’re on pc.

I’m American and I know that

Because half my family is very Italian

Apparently we have an ancestral home in Venice

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:By this definition yes

*,

Does painting my miniatures make me a chef

Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Venesia Grande wrote:You most be the only American who knows what hat Macaroni actually are then. Good on you.

i’m also apparently one of the only americans that properly makes tea

Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Sicario Foreign Ops

-Watermelon- wrote:no

i think that was me

Imo no

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Post by Pinevilla suppressed by Sicario Mercenary Corps.

Pinevilla

Pinevilla wrote:WHAT

I. NEVER. CAME. INTO. MALOI. SHUT. UP.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Imo no

we all know by now how i feel about myself regardless

but thanks :3

Xerimerc

Venesia Grande wrote:You most be the only American who knows what hat Macaroni actually are then. Good on you.

What the heck. You mean you just resigned too often for their liking?-That’s strange. But the mods do seem alright. You could try and contact them to talk about it and try to get yourself unbanned. They also have a website if you’re on pc.

pizza is more american than italian sorry

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:*,

Does painting my miniatures make me a chef

Icing a cake

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:I. NEVER. CAME. INTO. MALOI. SHUT. UP.

They didn't say that

Pinevilla wrote:I. NEVER. CAME. INTO. MALOI. SHUT. UP.

maybe they would shut up if you stopped bringing it back up??

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:maybe they would shut up if you stopped bringing it back up??

I didn't bring it back up

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:we all know by now how i feel about myself regardless

but thanks :3

I will continue to be aggressively positive until you change this mindset

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Pinevilla wrote:I didn't bring it back up

yes you did?????

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:They didn't say that

they said i banged maloi

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:yes you did?????

where

Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Icing a cake

:O

The Commissar has such knowledge and also pictures of cute boys, which are my primary salary as a guardstoaster

Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Pinevilla wrote:they said i banged maloi

that isn’t what you said

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:who is this Watermelon#[NUMBERS] individual?

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FREAKING NUMBERS MEAN

REZNOV

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FREAKING NUMBERS MEAN

REZNOV

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!!!???

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

-Watermelon- wrote:that isn’t what you said

I said thats what they said

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!!!???

I DONT KNOW

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Pinevilla wrote:I said thats what they said

What if I melted you

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:I said thats what they said

nobody mentioned the “came” part, they just said you banged maloi

Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:What if I melted you

for what reason

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Pinevilla wrote:they said i banged maloi

Show me a definition from a reputable source that claims that uh uh uh uh uh uh uh -redacted- in the other entity involved is required

-Watermelon- wrote:nobody mentioned the “came” part, they just said you banged maloi

which implies

you know

OwO

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I DONT KNOW

;(

Pinevilla wrote:for what reason

“now empty the compartments of your pantaloons”

“for what purpose?”

Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops

Pinevilla wrote:which implies

you know

OwO

implies it, but doesn’t state it directly

you did that

case closed

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:for what reason

Don’t need one

Xerimerc

Post by Xerimerc suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:which implies

you know

OwO

but OwO does not necessarily involve ejaculation

Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:but OwO does not necessarily involve ejaculation

owo??

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Show me a definition from a reputable source that claims that uh uh uh uh uh uh uh -redacted- in the other entity involved is required

banged usually means

a

you know what i mean

and that usually means

HELP

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Pinevilla wrote:which implies

you know

OwO

Procreation does not always result in orgasms

Something your father knows very well

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:but OwO does not necessarily involve ejaculation

I will owo you

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:Procreation does not always result in orgasms

Something your father knows very well

you would know too

Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by Sicario Foreign Ops.

-Watermelon- wrote:owo??

no, OwO, which in this context is being used as a timid substitute for Sex (I assume).

Pinevilla wrote:banged usually means

a

you know what i mean

and that usually means

HELP

For most people, no it does not usually mean what I think you mean

-Watermelon-

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