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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
yeah you do
Lemona
mm I guess but you wouldn't just be wearing that you'd probably have normal clothes underneath for various reasons
[sub]uwu[/sub]
Lemona
im from 4 places
Lemona
I have been have streak of peace so I not gonna send troops to fight against astravics but I am gonna supply Pinevilla with some supplies
Astravica, Xerimerc
Speaking of population
All Lkandrians begin cheering as the announcement that the 5 billionth Lkandrian has been born. To commentate this, Lkandria invites all world leaders to a special ceremony in the Capital. Enemies and friends alike can come to the ceremony is they do wish
Sorry if I missed anyone. Mention people I missed while replying to this
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg, Teampizza, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Astravica, Xerimerc
Wha
What
how
U r from one place
Ancestors are from other places
U move to places
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
How
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
okay misa attend
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
shall i tell u?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
My ancestors are from Ireland, Germany, Hungary, Siberia, wales, England, Czechia, slovakia, but not me myself
Im from Chicago
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Yes, because I asked
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ur from one place
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Congratulations, and we will certainly be coming to the special ceremony!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Mmmm i have dinner byee
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
mm *nyawn* toaster tired gn :3
*xerislep*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
President Torkowitz would attend
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
The King will attend
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
If ya'll didn't know I got a new national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWerj8FcprM
Lemona
I though u said u would stop getting new anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrqbEDQhHw
new anthem
Lemona
u Albanian
Granolia
i wish, i wish
Lemona
can I buy the Bismarck islands
You forgot me on FEMBOY FRIDAY?!!!!
New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc
Also I brought back socialism
Xerimerc
but
this one is SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD
Lemona
ew
Lemona
I will gladly attend
Lemona, Pinevilla
h-hi
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Now I am iron fist consumerists
That only happened because I made it to where to actually have to be qualified to be in the government
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[spoiler=Astravican PeopleÂ’s Supreme Leadership Council headquarters, Nova Rabauru]
The dawn brought rays of sunlight through the overcast that covered Nova Rabauru like a wet blanket, glinting through a window in the upper storeys of a large building where three men and two women sat around a table, looking disgustedly at a large piece of paper emblazoned with the seal of Pinevilla.
“Well, this isn’t great,” said the first, a tall woman who was the People’s Soviet of Ministers’ elected member of the leadership council. “Who do these Pinevillan reactionaries think they are? Why would they believe we would ever listen to such an arrogant demand?”
“I don’t know,” said the second. The man slammed his fist against the table. “There’s no way we’re agreeing to this! Right?”
“I… I hate to say it, but do we have a choice? Don’t get me wrong,” the third man said, as the two others at the table, one wearing an admiral’s stripes on his shoulder and the other wearing an air marshall’s crest on her uniform, glared at him, “our forces are strong, but we are heavily outnumbered. To protect the people, shouldn’t we give in?”
“Never!” everyone else around the table chorused. “And besides, how can we trust that Pinevilla will take care of our people? Remember the last time we were under foreign overlords, and those at least had a similar ideology to us,” said the first who had spoken, gazing at the bullet-torn crimson flag emblazoned with a yellow hammer, sickle and star that hung in a display case on the wall beneath an early revolutionary Astravican flag. “The Pinevillans are reactionary, monarchist and capitalist to boot. There’s no way I would trust them. And besides, by allowing them to turn our islands into a military base, wouldn’t we be aiding and abetting imperialism? And besides, we have allies like Lkandria that have pledged to assist us.”
No one else spoke.
“So it’s settled, then?”
The two others nodded.
“We go to war, then. Comrades Marshall, Admiral, it’s time to put your defense plans into action. Also, Marshall?” she said as the two military leaders headed for the door. “It might be time to prepare Project Aurora…”
The marshall nodded. “Yes, comrade. They won’t like what’s coming to them…”
[/spoiler]
From: Astravican Ministry of Foreign Affairs
To: the Pinevillan Imperial Council
We unilaterally reject your terms. Astravican will not surrender without a fight to reactionary capitalist monarchists who would use our lands to spread their imperialism, probably while exploiting our people that fought so hard to be free sixty years ago. You shall regret attempting to invade us. We have powerful friends and a powerful military.
In RP my population is only like 9 million because I probably couldnÂ’t fit that many more on the islands
But I do have a standing military of 250,000 and a militia/Revolutionary Guards and Militia Corps of like 500,000 because Astravican military attitudes are somewhat similar to (although less extreme than) North Korea
Thank you
No, itÂ’s half my landmass and where my capital city is lol
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
So
About me not being able to nuke you while you aren't in the region
https://youtu.be/3Yth81Is3nw
Jokes aside, how are you Pinevilla?
Lemona, Pinevilla
So
You have chosen death.
Well, I guess I have something to do right now.
The Pinevillian government issues their Astravican (is that right?) counterparts a final note: a declaration of war. Immeditely, the military begins operation Empire
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Astravica
Good, invading Astravica is good I guess, although Lkandria may be mad.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
This is putting me in a difficult position..
Pinevilla is my protectorate and the treaty we signed where I gained Scotland said I couldn't oppose you so uhh
If you are backing astravica..
Ah damnit
Lemona
want supplies and money
Socialistic Britain
Yeahh..
This is gonna be a problem
Lemona
Hey I just pray Lkandria doesn't log on for a bit
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
yasss
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Do what I do
Supply side
DonÂ’t join war
Or
Break treaty XDDDDDD
Oh yeah supply both sides one a bit less then other
Socialistic Britain
Well, if things get out of hand..
[sub]it doesn't really matter if I break a few treaties or two does it?[/sub]
Lemona
yeah
I don't really wanna fight lkandria since they have helped in the past and we are techinically allies
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
depends on which ones
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
hmmmm fair, very fair, but being Lemona I still want that land
Socialistic Britain
i also dont wanna fight you
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
What if I just
Do operation empire
Maybe space laser a bit
Maybe nuke
And we're done?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
U donÂ’t have space lasers
Oh wiat
Did u buy some from me?
Idr
Socialistic Britain
Y'know, I just realized how bizarre this situation is
A socialist nation is protecting a capitalist one that is invading a fellow socialist nation supported by a socialist nation.
Lemona, Astravica
Astravica use tone indicators
Socialistic Britain
I take back my statement
Lemona
I built like one
If its not within my power to do so then I'll just say i bought them from you
Btw can I buy some from you
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I think u can they probably just weak
And sure
How many?
Socialistic Britain
Mmmhmmm thatÂ’s what I thought
You know, Astravica has a military of 250,000 (he said in rp) and i have 21 million
I dont think its worth your time doing anything for him he would die before you could save him
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
5
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
that will beÂ
5 trillion dogecoins
Socialistic Britain
of course it would be
well economy is highest level at frightening now
and i still have like 10 trillion in spending money
so lets do it
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Y'know
I've been meaning to test out the capabilities of the Albion's weapons, specifically air to ground.. or well space to ground weapons, if that even makes sense
WELP NOT A BETTER TIME THEN THE PRESEN-
Lemona
The Perseus has only gone explore
I need use for war
Socialistic Britain
If i get Astravica-
Wait no what I was thinking would be extremely war crimey
It would actually be kinda too much
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Yeah
Only problem is if Lkandria gets involved..
[sub]Although I could just break the agreement me and Lkandria had[/sub]
Lemona, Pinevilla
Well screw the PSS for now then
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Mmm okay
Our current space laser is worth 1 trillion
So 5 is 5x1
5 trillion
Socialistic Britain, Pinevilla
Ya know
You could...
Again we just hope Lkandria doesnt get involved
Plus I can probably beat him in like a day or two
Socialistic Britain
Lemona
Wanna have a friendly space war?
We can get all our allies involved and do world war 3: electric boogaloo
Lemona, Pinevilla
Ok
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I can help construct for a trillion
Socialistic Britain
Ok you do that
But we wait untill this ends
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
a
Friendly space war?
Sound like something I loseÂ
and I like my peace streakÂ
Hmmmm
Socialistic Britain
VERY electric
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Alright rp time
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I mean
You might lose it
[sub]heheh[/sub]
Lemona
mmmm no
Socialistic Britain
Anyway, it is late in British time so I leave
Goodbye
Lemona
yeah
1 am
But okay goodnight friend
Socialistic Britain
If it was only space..
50/50
If it was navy, airforce, ground forces and space..
Yeah I don't know how that would pan out.
Lemona
Bye
Lemona
I has a question
Is the British accent real or is it just for the documentaries
Lemona
I like to think my navy and airfield r highly trained and ground forces depend on the division or area
Like I like to think my melee training is best and everything else is like top 5 or ten
Wilbur Soot
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"Do you ever think operation Empire will happen?" a soldier of Pinevilla in Astravica says to another. "I have no idea. We haven't been to war since the small skirmishes with Lemona, so I don't know." A buzz appears on the soldier's phones. The message says "Go." To outside viewers, this means nothing. But to the two soliders, it mean that operation Empire is a go. "There's your answer," soldier two says as he grabs his PH-50 from his pocket and walks into the room where Astravica's president is.
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These two soldiers are a part of the Grand Spy, a special division of lightly equipped soldiers that infiltrate the nations around the world. In this case, the soldiers have managed to become bodygaurds of the Astravican Foreign Minister.
The two soldiers enter the room. The president seems to reviewing some papers, whatever they may be for. "Oh, hello boys, how are you? I must say, I wasn't expecting you," the president says, standing up to greet them men. "We wanted to talk with you about new strategies for protecting the Foreign Minister," they say. "Oh, ok, seems good-" the president stops. A loud POW can be heard, and he looks down. A gun hole has pierced his body. he looks up, and falls down to the ground, lifeless.
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This was kinda lazy
Lemona
Mmmmm https://www.google.com/search?q=omega+knight&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS976US976&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_kJ3dldT5AhW_rIkEHfK_AakQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=320&bih=532&dpr=3#imgrc=D7DyIqeG_KqnvM
Pinevilla
Wait
Astravica
Ur nation Christian?
uh
ok
Explosions and shots can be heard throughout Astravica as operation Empire unfolds. military bases, government buildings, and other important places are destroyed or damaged. many government officials, most notably the president, are assassinated. The Pinevillians, though, try to not harm civilian populations, and begin spreading propaganda of their nation's weak economy and bad development.
Lemona
I guess so
Lemona
Operation Empire?
Bro u Neef a better name then that
And not wanting to harm the civilians?
weak lololololol
I had a name
I just forgor it
Lemona
Also
Imagine not having ur government officials wear high tech armor
Do you WANT me to unleash my full potential?
Lemona
YASSS LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lemona
yes
I wanna see chaos and not be the person causing it
Also I decided to turn off high contrast mode on my flag
Lemona
Ur armor is just tech armor
Not high tech armor
Lkandria could have supa dupa very high tech armor
Oh
Ok >:) This can be aranged
Space arrays purchased from Lemona begin to position themselves over Astravica. Additionally, nuclear weapons are pointed at the islands. In T-minus 10 minutes, these weapons will fire and destroy astravica.
Lemona
Ok
At least I have armor HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lemona
Mmmm
Astravica also had nuke
Too bad he's not online
Even if he was
Nuke shields are very useful
Lemona
also bro that means u canÂ’t do too much till he can respond
I mean
I CAN destroy his entire government
i just won't blow 'em up yet
Lemona
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.