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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
yeah
pulls out revolver
WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME "Kaidy", SIR?
Xerimerc
that is my child good sir
just politely ask him to not call you kaidy
he's not a brat like Greater London City
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tell your fellow brits to not call me Kaidy
I will only let them by blessing them with the power of Kaidia
Xerimerc
Can't believe they were watching me the whole time
I sure hope they didn't see me try and kick the barrel through the hoop for 30 minutes straight and fail everytime
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
that is my child
And yes
I shall.
Xerimerc
if I ever get the game, I swear to get it first try and beat you.
Xerimerc
1. yey
2. Kaidia what the flip
Xerimerc
Well done.
A small dream for you, an even ssmaller one for mankind
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
man... I truly need sleep
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Quick tip: Sleep
Xerimerc
Venesia we dont talk about this
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Aichi Islands.
Bad! *Slaps with wet, honey coated meat*
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*wheeze*
Xerimerc
No IRS this wont make me pay taxes
Xerimerc
Femboy Tax Evasion (Gone Wrong)
[sub]damn you youtube[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
I was watching that last night unironically
Xerimerc
You are lying, because it was taken down
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldCvf2k8FQ
cri
I screen recorded it, checkmate liberal
Xerimerc
[sub]c-can I hav[/sub]
-Watermelon-
no
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Why not ):
Possumcheese
cause you are liberal
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
What's the problem with that
Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
My friend, I want to give you one question
what are your political beliefs?
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
And is your name pinevilla
Possumcheese
socialist
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Guys i need clarification on how to submit the political party to NUCL.
Please help me.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
That is a belief
Venesia Grande, Adreabhal, Possumcheese
Just mention or telegram him about it or something
Possumcheese
Some might even say it is only one belief
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
My beliefs are I do not care, I just dislike corruption. Ever heard of Social Democracy? It's like capitalism with some social ideals and the economic power of capital.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
I guess just telegram them
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Adreabhal can we snuggle
Adreabhal, Possumcheese
Mmmm...
Maybe a little
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Hello 👋
Adreabhal
[sub]t-thanki *snuggles*[/sub]
Adreabhal
You've come at quite the interesting hour
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I dont know what you mean by that
starts sweating profusely
[spoiler=Uhm I dont think I can answer that w/o a lawyer at my side.]
the cabbie stops the motor
as Venesia opens the door, the smell of wet pine cones and petrichor flood the cab
Venesia leaves the cab and turns around, grabbing a shovel from the backseat
Venesia tells the cabbie to get out and fetch Adrea from the trunk in exchange for even more ducats
Venesia proceeds to head of into the pine forest
~~About 2 hours and 30 minutes later~~
Venesia, in one hand the shovel, in the other a machete, cuts its way through the thick bushes and shrubs blocking their way
from behind them you can hear the exhausted cabbie moaning and groaning as he had to carry Adrea for the last 2 and a half hours
A few shrubs and machete swings later, Venesia stops abruptly and secures their machete in their hilt
instead grabbing the shovel and removing the soaked and soggy pine needles with it, uncovering a metal trap door with a lock
in one move, Venesia draws a key from their bright neon-turquoise rain coat and opens the lock
the cabbie, soaked in sweat, lays Adrea rather roughly on the ground, earning an angry look from Venesia and leading Adrea to open their eyes again
as Adrea rises from their unconsciousness, Venesia uses a syringe, filled with a weirdly deep purple liquid, to sedate Adrea
the cabbie wants to leave, but as Venesia promised even more ducats, they help Venesia opening the metal trap door
~~About another 45 minutes later~~
Venesia and the cabbie, the latter still carrying the sedated Adrea, proceeded into a stone corridor that the trap door revealed
Can we pause for a moment, please?-Just like one minute, please?, inquires the cabbie but Venesias very determined, horizontal stare makes the cabbie shut right up
instead Venesia heads straight on through the entirely straight, faintly lit, stone corridor, until they reach a T-junction
at the junction, Venesia heads left
then, as abruptly as before, they stop right in front of a double metal door
the door is locked by yet another padlock
Venesia uses another key they pulled out of their other rain coat pocket and unlocks the padlock
before opening the door, Venesia pulls a pair of sunglasses out of their pocket
Venesia wears one pair, the other one they place on Adreas head
the cabbie, in confusion looks at Venesia, which Venesia replies to:
Want some, too?-I got another pair?
the cabbie shakes their head
Venesia nods and shrugs, then opens the big metal double door in front of them
all of a sudden, the bright light of a thousand, small, round LEDs and neon lights covers the area
the cabbie squints and tries to peek but the strong brightnesses of the lights makes them close their eyes again
Venesia yells into the corridor:
Welcome to the PInSa-SàPa, the Pineto Infrastrutura Sanitaria par Sanità Psichica, the best mental health hospital in all of Venesia Grande!-Well, this side of Venesia Grande, anyhow.[/spoiler]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal, Maloi, Possumcheese
Say, Xeri? How do you feel about wanton imperialist conquest?
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Its 1:35am for me. What about you?
Adreabhal
[sub]mmh *moresnugglesintoyourside* I get more grants from XeriCorp for fun toys when I go on violent imperialist conquests[/sub]
Venesia Grande, Adreabhal, Possumcheese
What
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
My mans you need to sleep, respectfully
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
How... Confusing, thought timezones only changed hours
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Already had 5 hours, Ill be fine for awhile.besides I only usually get 5 or so hours anyway.
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Most of them do but a couple change minutes as well.
Xerimerc
That is not exactly healthy my dude
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
Meh, I slept 6 last night, 3 the night before.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I went to sleep at 2 30 am yesterday.
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I just dont sleep well, I do try
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Possumcheese.
No
Too big
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
.//.
-Watermelon-, Possumcheese
I just got an issue where a kid was swearing at me
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Oh that issue
nice
Possumcheese
Ahhhh it posted twice again 😡🤬
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
You can delete posts
Possumcheese
Dammit I forgot that.
Stupid me
Xerimerc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzume_(film)
Watched this yesterday
vewy gud
good night guys.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
gn *kissy*
-Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Whatever Ill be a candidate for speaker of the house
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande, Possumcheese
[spoiler=Apparently youre a rather quick reader, huh?]
Venesia gestures with their right hand and two persons of the hospital staff rush over
they take the still sedated Adrea with them
now Venesia turns to the still blinded cabbie to congratulate them for their help
as Venesia shakes hands with the cabbie, Venesia injects the cabbie a dense, green liquid from another syringe they hid under their jacket
the cabbie protests:
What are you-
the cabbie stops in the middle of their sentence and now stares in confusion at the person in front of them
the cabbie asks:
Who am I?-Where am I?-Who are you?
before Venesia bothers to answer their questions, another two of the hospital staff take the cabbie away
Venesia closes the double door behind them before venturing deeper into the hospital, following the path of the hospital staff that accompanied Adrea
in front of the room Adrea now may call their own, Venesia unlocks the door by placing their hand on the digital padlock
the door swooshes open and Venesia enters into the atrium
the door closes behind them and another door with another digital padlock gets unlocked by Venesia
Venesia enters the room, just before the second door closes and exclaims:
Hello. I am Venesia, welcome in our great nation. I hope you are enjoying the cake and the peppermint tea?-Oh, look at that view!
Venesia ends their brief monologue, whilst stepping onto the balcony
the balcony offers a great view over the pine forests surrounding the hospital and the sea in the distance[/spoiler]
Xerimerc, Adreabhal, Possumcheese
Hey Lkandria in rp how long would it take to get that transport ship from earth to Gaia?
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Should be there by now
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I hope you were off!?
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
🎶 Endless twisting of our new technologies 🎶
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Birmingham
-Watermelon-, Possumcheese
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055883571451138049/1098304301606121543/jmmtj9fg8tz91.png
Possumcheese
I am a monument to all your sins
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I need
More chains
And spikes
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
When will it be enough, commissar
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Venesia Grande, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Never, fellow guardsman. Society will always want more.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Then we will forge more for the commissar
-Watermelon-
N e v e r
Xerimerc
Me
Im society
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Why do businesses think people apply to work we want to have employees who dont just work for the money
Do you know what 99.5% of people go to work for
M o n e y
Xerimerc
Yes I am applying for a second job
No Im not going to quit school for it
Xerimerc
So this is what the joker was talking about
Wait
No
NO NO NO NO NO
We live in a society
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I got Morgan freeman and Gordon freeman confused
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yh i was o holiday
So i woke up at 12
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
The commissar is our home
-Watermelon-
yaEY what did I do
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ah good.
Xerimerc
We are inside Sicario's body? Hmm, discomfort.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yh don´t worry, im no madman. I usually fall asleep 12 at the latest on school day, and if i have a football game in the morning, then i go to sleep early
Xerimerc
My leg
it do a jitter
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Holy [redacted]
I thought it would take longer.
I forgot to ask how long it would take so thank you.
Xerimerc
WELL
"And the iron warriors.. sweet omnissiah if i say what happens i will be suspended"
NOW I WANNA KNOW
Xerimerc
Mmh~
Socialistic Britain
If you ask an American what the sound of freedom is, they'll spontaneously turn into an eagle and you'll hear M16's firing and have an A-10 suddenly appear out of nowhere and fire at you
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
you've read the book, haven't you
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
If you ask me what it means I say anarcho communism.
Xerimerc
Mmh~
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
welp
I'm getting the book
[sub]when I can[/sub]
Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.