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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
why would I invade you
If I invaded you it would cause more problems from me than anyone else
Xerimerc, Kaidia
no cause you destroyed me
I find out new things to use during combat
also I have idea for both sides of the war can use
Lemona, Xerimerc
destroyed in combat that is
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lkandria decides to employ its shield penetrator missiles and equip robots with them. However these are very early prototypes and very few actually work and far fewer manage to actually penetrate shields. For now the soldiers deploy sentry turrets to track Lemonan drones and drain their shields with massive amounts of gunfire
Lemona, Xerimerc
Uh huh
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I submitted my story. Probably not my best but I like it. Its also official lore for my country
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Made a friend in tf2 :)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Its a concession ship for any side of the war
Dock on, have a meal or drink, talk with other people, leave.
Lemona, Xerimerc
you just gonna supply both sides now
Kaidia
Sounds like it wouldnt end well
Kaidia
With news of Lkandrians draining out a shields usage, Lemonan scientists work with the military to try and create a slightly stronger and more durable shield for more time to fight.
The same drones begin to be deployed in India, hoping to defend the territory.
Back in Flanders, slightly weaker versions of these drones are deployed to defend Brussels and the Coast.
Kaidia
I feel like the Moon and Mars should be peace zones so we dont destroy other celestial bodies
Kaidia
The republicans in Illinois could have a chosen a so much better candidate to represent them but they chose Bailey
And the democrats stuck with JB
Kaidia
Lemonan Cybersecurity Starts to be upgraded to stop cyber attacks from other nations.
I should make a department
The Department of Cybersecurity
yeah
that sounds good
Kaidia
Aren't you part of the war or...
Lemona
hmmm
The Department of Surrendering to Lemona cause I have no experience in war since like 1936
Lemona
yeah I am
Once I get Pinevilla to also have peace with me, specifically white peace as that seems nations are the most likely to accept, I can focus on the stronger, deadlier, and smarter nations
Also would you like more money to recover yourself
Kaidia
or maybe that should be a Ministry...
Lemona
Well you did a month ago or so but that was little of a war
Kaidia
Sounds like sneaky capitalist trap
but sure
Lemona
More of a "Multiple Battles" type of thing
Lemona
Im modeling my nation after the USA, a more stable HRE, The Vatican, The German Reich, specifically the one with Bismarck, and Rome and Ancient Greece.
Kaidia
I find it Funny you think Im that smart to be able to think of that
Kaidia
Yeah
A mini war
Kaidia
So I use deparments
The US, HRE, and Rome are the main ones I model myself after
Kaidia
Mini War #5 - Battle of the Protesters
Lemona
My government is like americas but the executive branch has an Emperor that rules for his life after being elected and what would be the vice president is just called the president and serves 4 years a term like America
So really just Rome with more steps
Kaidia
oversimplified hehe
Kaidia
Sounds like a good Oversimplified video
Lemona
It does ngl
And its featured on an alien planet
A fight between an earthling and a Gaian
Kaidia
I just decide how long the presidents stay
No consistent term
Lemona
Like another branch decides how long
Kaidia
Mhm
And then Lemona told Kaidia, to shut the hell up
Lemona
The Common-lands imposes high tariffs upon all imported goods from Lemona, the Common-lands defense ministry has ordered heightened surveillance of any Lemonan Ships and Aircraft passing through the Common-lands territory.
Lemona, Kaidia
dont remember any part of the war that featured that, but I like it
Lemona
The main reason I actually want Ireland back is because I need it for my government to work because otherwise just a full on state and multiple seats in congress jsut disappear
Kaidia
ye
Lemona
no lemon?
Kaidia
Expensive lemons :D
Lemona, Kaidia
hmmmm
starts making lemonade and starts cutting lemons
Lemona
Ah
Kaidia
my brothers nooo
Kaidia
Sanctions are placed on Pinevilla, and only Pinevilla.
Kaidia
The most vital places in Lemona is Arabia, The Mainland, Flanders, Ireland, The North African Lands, and the science colonies including the one in Gaia
Kaidia
Do not worry.
They will be simply be squeezed and put back where they began my simpleminded Lemon friend
Lemona
The mainland, flanders, Ireland, North African lands, and Arabia all have states in them or is a state in Lemona
The mainland has a few states
North Africa is just one large state called morocco
Flanders is one state
And arabia has a lot of oil and is one giant state
Kaidia
yay
Kaidia
The science space colonies are there because they give us good research 👍
Kaidia
Though they will be sucked of their essential liquids.
Lemona
:,)
Lemona, Kaidia
hmmmmmmmmmm
I've been doing nothing with the Canadian colony...
You gave me lightbulb
Lemona, Xerimerc
not like you care about lemons
or do you?
Lemona, Xerimerc
yeah I border the Canadian colony and we didnt fight at it
I guess the Canadian people there were too nice
Xerimerc, Kaidia
nooo not the blood
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Kaidian people are pretty nice
Lemona, Xerimerc
top 10% at least for compassion
Lemona, Xerimerc
wait
I thought I took the coast?
[sub]anyway back to what I was doing[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
Moder is veri cool veri nice she probably requires pats
Lemona, Kaidia
huh
Lemona, Xerimerc
I can't figure out if moder is actually in noRSE mythology tho and it annoys me
Lemona, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/nZk_1SyEANk
Lemona, Kaidia
what is of sayings
Lemona, Xerimerc
Wha
Lemona, Kaidia
Mm sleepi time
kaidiadoyouwansleepixericuddles
Lemona, Kaidia
this is why i dont like rping with people
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
how did you get in the government
am jealous
New United Common-Lands i have done everything you asked of me i wanna be carty grapher now
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
They forgoy to take away Xeris border control powers ;w;
Unrelatedwouldyoulikesleepicudls
Lemona, Kaidia
Same
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
sure
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
New United Common-Lands am I supposed to still have border control powers? Z-Day is over and that's why I got them so I'm confuse
Lemona, Kaidia
Yaey*cudls*
Lemona, Kaidia
haha your country in rp got lemona'd
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
more pinevilla
Lemona, Xerimerc
i noticed something.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
in the war between britain and lemona,team britain is socialist and team lemona is capitalist
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Is it me
Lemona, Rica Nardis, Kaidia
isnt pizza socialist
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
mm
soviet march
Lemona, Xerimerc
mm watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMKanjQmiA
Lemona
no but i have question for you
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pizza used to be socialist
Xerimerc
I had a running camp
ran
A lot
And I also have spent most of my time today playing geometry dash lol
Xerimerc
honestly
no idea
Xerimerc
I would prefer my nation be know about other qualities besides capitalism but eh its the only real difference between me and Britain
Xerimerc
you want cookies?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I usually would say yes but not rn
Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh.......
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I would appreciate the cookies
Lemona, Xerimerc
yeah give them to Kaidia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Now I have some food for my rations
Rations are basically free food for the populous of Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc
How big are the rations
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The only social division is Working Class to Untrustworthy
Working Class (aka almost all the people in Kaidia) has a standard ration with a tray, main dish, drink, sides, and utensils
Lemona, Xerimerc
Untrustworthy is a main dish, drink, and utensils
Lemona, Xerimerc
Does the leader have the same
Xerimerc, Kaidia
President Oriskal eats a slightly better ration for free.
Anything better, he has to pay.
Lemona, Xerimerc
He also has decreased ration-use time
Lemona, Xerimerc
If you cant understand what the normal citizen life is like in Kaidia, I can make a doc for you :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
am bored
I want dispatch idea
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.