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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
four foot eight and 65~ pounds
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I meant 110 as in pounds
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Pounds I mean
Not inches
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im around 55 inches
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
bro how are you actually so small
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
There is a chance my growth was stunted after a funny little biking accident
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
oopsie!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hey
How I was I supposed to know going down hill at top speeds without holding the brake was gonna end bad?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
common sense
Lemona, Xerimerc
Officially, today, NUCL has been the delegate for a year
nice
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I did it before and stopped with nothing wrong happening, I assumed I would succeed yet again
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I can't I can't I can't I can't -redacted- STAND HER ANYMORE
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, -Watermelon-
A few times.
Lemona, Funky Fellers
who ur mum
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
tell me everything and spare absolutely zero details
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
ye
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
why
Lemona, Xerimerc
Cheeks?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Dog.
Lemona, Xerimerc
nuh uh
Lemona, Xerimerc
my lawyer advised me not to confirm or deny this statement
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Ya know I did parkour in my living a lot and the one time I take extra precautions, pillowing my room and making it that falling wouldnt hurt, I cut my chin open
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
get owned nerd
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes, brainmatter Griffin.
Lemona, Xerimerc
nuh uh
Lemona, Xerimerc
I still have a mark from it
wasnt that bad and I injure myself constantly
Xerimerc, Funky Fellers
Yes, it is, now stop before I do with you what you did to odie.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Smush
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Sciario
Lemona, Xerimerc
Bug lives don't matter
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
imagine getting injuries, skill issue
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Moths dont go into my house and not many are around
I did have a pet fly tho
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
nuh uh
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes, all Guardspersons are welcome
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Imagine not?
It pretty much improves my skill
Your the one with the skill issue
Xerimerc
:)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*grabs, sets on a table, and kicks out the window*
Lemona, Xerimerc
I get injuries but I can fix them a lot
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
*squeezehuggiesxeri*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*yesmetoomhmyes*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*bigsqueeziehug*
Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
ye
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
a
yaey
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-
it is currently early very early in the morning..
I don't know why I am awake
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
HAIAVLASKIII
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
aa my face feels dry now
because liquid
drying
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-
your mother
Lemona
fix it felix
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
Child
Lemona
your father
Lemona
What about him :3
Lemona
nuh uh
Lemona
i would appreciate his name, number, address, and preferred flowers
Lemona
For what purpose, oh wise child of little capitalisation
Lemona
marriage
Lemona
He's not polyamorous
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
i will marry both
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
That is polyamory
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
still, i shall marry both
Lemona
Not legally feasible
Lemona
Polyamorous marriage is illegal in the UK
Lemona
i shall kis both
Lemona
How
Lemona
L
Lemona, Xerimerc
I didn't make the law, and it is dumb, but it is still a law
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
Get your facts straight, bro 😎
Is what I took this post as
Xerimerc
"Under the Matrimonial Causes Act 1973, it is illegal for anyone in England and Wales to enter into a polygamous marriage; that is a marriage that would mean they had more than one wife (polygyny) or husband (polyandry). This applies both to marriages that take place in England and Wales, and to those marrying abroad who are domiciled in England and Wales."
Lemona, -Watermelon-
Polyamorous marriage is fine as long as your already partner and the person you gonna marry is fine with you having another individual as a partner too
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-
Xeri I was supporting you
Xerimerc
I mean you can still date múltiple people
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mhm
Being polyamorous is not an excuse for cheating
Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yes I know, I was adding more fuel to the evidence pile
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
Agree
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops
Yes, but not marry
Lemona, Sicario Foreign Ops, -Watermelon-
I find that conclusion preposterous
Lemona, Xerimerc
oh oki
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yes
Lemona, -Watermelon-
It can be punished by 7 years jail time and/or a fine
Lemona, -Watermelon-
magic
Lemona, Xerimerc
i got the moves like jagger
Lemona, Xerimerc
"What're you in for"
"murder"
"what about you"
"I had two wives"
Lemona, -Watermelon-, Funky Fellers
Does that mean its legal in Scotland, NI, and other countries like the Isle of Man, Jersey, and that other one
And Gibraltar
Xerimerc
Your silly is balancing on the fine line of funny/cute and annoying
You are currently lucky enough to be on the funny/cute side
Lemona, -Watermelon-
What are you in for?
Murder
What about you
I came out as gay to my parents in the southern United States
Lemona, Xerimerc
yippeeeeeeeeee
Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
p a i n
Lemona, -Watermelon-
You have just nudged slightly closer to annoying
Lemona, -Watermelon-
isnt being gay protected?
its just Laws about the discussion of in schools
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
you can actually get arrested for that its so stupid
Lemona, Xerimerc
aw :[
Lemona
you can!?
holy
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
w h a
Lemona
Ive never heard of it I need the evidence
Xerimerc
this lunch tastes like burning garbage
Lemona, Xerimerc
i hate school
Lemona, Xerimerc
Im eating Tostitos pizza rolls I made in the air fryer
Xerimerc
can i have some
Lemona, Xerimerc
tastee.
Lemona, Xerimerc
yesterday was a sad day the day before was a saderday
Lemona, Xerimerc
i made soup on saderday
Lemona, Xerimerc
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