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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I shut all my blinds when IÂ’m alone
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb2y0Kyth3I
Xerimerc
NO
ISNT
Xerimerc
AUTOCORRECT I HATE YOU
Xerimerc
He can't get unbanned
but to go through the trouble of unbanning a nation requires a whole parliamentary vote
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Mmh I need to.AH help skull no worky >~<
what does that mean
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKjLRJYp8Jk
Xerimerc
It might be fractured again
Hold still, I donÂ’t have any morphine so youÂ’ll be conscious for this
*surgery* *drills bones*
Xerimerc
Owo
Moderators can I have pat
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
oki
heyyyy
Xerimerc
It means a parliamentary vote for him getting unbanned
Xerimerc
I know this isn't someone knocking on a window but the glass knocking sound effect didn't sound scary enough
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Hard ignored
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Idk why
But when I was little
Nobody told me who Adele was
So I thought she was black
And when my dad told me
No, sheÂ’s English
I was like
But
She doesnÂ’t sound English
then he told me about how accents usually donÂ’t show through singing
weird story
Xerimerc
[sub]._.[/sub]
Vlaskal, Reignvau
I feel like the moderators are some form of higher intelligence that try to impart wisdom unto us but are frustrated by the idiots of the internet
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Why did you feel the need?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
mmm
The council
The reviewer of strikes and bans
The Appeals Panel
butÂ
ThatÂ’s unneeded as I think itÂ’s agreed he was overdoing it on the rudeness and
Well
past history
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/bLoCxQ5VFAY
This is what I picture what happens when thee moderators ban someone
Xerimerc
The symbol next to the name is an angel thing with a trumpet, which in our favourite book the bibble is one of the things used to end the world
Or mYbe it's just a regular person with a trumpet idk can you tell I was brought up in a religious school
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Yes, but why?
Xerimerc
Melons 🍉
Xerimerc
You carry the name "watermelon", which contains the word "melon"
-Watermelon-
Couldn't be more clear
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
SMOL
REIGNVAU HAI
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Mm xeri did not mean to shout, but to convey excitement
Sicario Mercenary Corps
p
It's just a waste of time tbh..
Hard evidence+Strike system
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ah yes
“p”
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
*wa?*
ʷᵃᶦᵗ
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I am aware
Xerimerc
[sub]?[/sub]
I AM THE LAWN
Xerimerc
The world melon was mentioned
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
Don't think anyone was trying to get him unbanned
Just wanted to clear his name in this one instance where he was not using the puppet Pineman to ban evade
Which then immediately got ruined since he ban evaded twice right after that sooo
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I am the one the lawn mowers
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Liked by reignvau
Vlaskal
This baylan person appears to be campaigning in his favor
Xerimerc
where reignvau
I desire to give this entity uppies
Xerimerc
yes
I read the message
Xerimerc
I think he was freaking out because of the video they sent which was one of those pov videos
Xerimerc
I will go now..
Ima brew tea
My capital needs it
Xerimerc
I donÂ’t even know at this point
Xerimerc
I too wish to give affection to vlaskal's smol
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I have good memories with pine
But recently a bit less
Most is in the past
Xerimerc
*uppies xeri*
Xerimerc
): hope you enjoy
I AM THE ENCLAVE!!!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I will Never forgot what we formed
And
The protest
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Awah~ *joy*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
mm
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
there is less than three days
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-96A-ABQZAI
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
>~<
-Watermelon-
They did wanna try getting him unbanned my mistake
Xerimerc
At one point I had that entire rant memorized to yell at people when I was in JROTC for a year
Back in my cringe era
Xerimerc
Words so hard ;w;
extreme
Xerimerc
Idk what that stands for so I'll make up the meaning
Joe Rogans Organic Turnip Centre
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I am so scared
Xerimerc
3 days until w-what?
-Watermelon-
Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps
For me it was with the Air Force branch of the service
I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl
Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Post self-deleted by Lemona.
[sub]mmpleasedo[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Sleep
Xerimerc
YOU ARE OUT OF REGULATION SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR SLEEP
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Robor in texas
Xerimerc
okay but
you wouldnÂ’t yell at a guy with glasses, would you?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
🫡
Yes commissar
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I DROPPED IT COMMISSAR
I THEN OBSERVED IT BEONG CONSUMED BY A LARGE SERPENT, WHICH WAS THEN SWALLOWED INTO THE DEPTHS OF SHEOL
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
I CANÂ’T AFFORD IT
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ah that's understandable
You'll do fiiiiine, try not to worry about it too much
-Watermelon-
You can order around civilians?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT ISSUE EQUIPMENT
YOU WILL SLEEP FOR 12 HOURS WHICH IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE AVERAGE ADOLESCENT TO BE IN A HEALTHY STATE
REPORT TO THE BARRACKS AND SLEEP AND THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE
DISMISSED
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
NOT AGAIN
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Under government rules, no
But people tend to do what you say when you yell at them
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
so thatÂ’s why iÂ’m dying all the time
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
COMMISSAR I CANT SLEEP
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
My parentÂ’s entire parenting strategy is based on that
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I WAS NOT PROVIDED WITH IT
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*a magical guardsman appears next to xeri, whacks xeri in the head with the butt of his lasrifle baseball bat style, then as xeri falls unconscious disappears*
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
INFLICTING BRAIN DAMAGE WILL NOT LEAD TO HEALTHY SLEEP
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
I hold the high and impressive rank of
Cadet
WHICH IS HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. FORM RANKS AND REPORT TO THE TRACK IMMEDIATELY
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
IT DOES IF YOU HIT THEM HARD ENOUGH
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
It was loaded with mars pattern Eepy time
Xerimerc
welp, I guess I canÂ’t study computer science now
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el2wNXh1gYo
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
A WISE GUY, HUH. REPORT TO THE COLONEL IN THE MEDIA CENTER. DOUBLE TIME, HUSTLE UP!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
CONFLICTING INSTRUCTIONS COMMISSAR
mmh
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
YES SIR!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I was thinking swinging it like a baseball bat
Hitting a home run
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
ok gn *falls asleep spontaneously*
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JV11vs_kA
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I would provide a video of a baseball bat being swung in fallout 4 but they're too long
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/icyCf6Oyriw
Xerimerc
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