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The Kaverian wrote:POV when you just casually die for a few months

Welcome back

Astravica, Kaidia, The Kaverian

The Washington Federation wrote:Welcome back

Thank you

Kaidia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_kaverian/detail=factbook/id=1960204

:)

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia

Welcome back The Kaverian, nice to meet you :)

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.

Remember to post RP in the forum 👍

Yodle, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Remember to post RP in the forum 👍

You fight an uphill battle

Yodle, Kaidia

I'll try to post something reacting to the parliament explosion in Britain in the forum soon

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Adreabhal wrote:[spoiler]Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.[/spoiler]

For large blocks of test please put a spoiler or snip on it to make it easier on the rmb

Yodle, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/mhQPzLy5X04?si=6CoGRXRchKWRZke-

Yodle, Kaidia

Risorgia wrote:I'll try to post something reacting to the parliament explosion in Britain in the forum soon

Oh yeah

Here’s my reaction

Charles sends a letter containing the following words:

Up your security bozo

Yodle, Kaidia, Risorgia

Lemona wrote:And it’s not like we arent going to investigate this

I fixed code. Lemona visitation rights flourish

Yodle, Kaidia

Ardeyn wrote:You fight an uphill battle

yeah :(

Yodle, Kaidia, Mjau

Adreabhal wrote:Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.

[I]Pyhdon, wanting nothing to do with it, but has a Holy Place there, goes there to communicate with the Adi's[/I]

Yodle, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://youtu.be/mhQPzLy5X04?si=6CoGRXRchKWRZke-

He’s a monster

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:honestly

the holy site is for all

as long as you don't do terrorism or harm to anybody or anything

It's not a cult of terrorism I promise

Kaidia

Post self-deleted by Zangoli.

Vordoslavia wrote:It's not a cult of terrorism I promise

Mine is just a holy building

Kaidia

and even though I have Islam Ufilha Sunni, I need them

Kaidia

With the Lkandrian population nearing 8 billion people, Lars has decided that expansion of Lkandrias borders is needed. As such, the two eastern most provinces of Gaian turkey are invaded. Western Iran is marched in by the 34th Infantry Division. Meanwhile, Iraq and Syria are invaded by 31st Infantry Division and the 8th Armored Division. Also due to this rapid expansion, numerous military units would be activated to garrison the new territory

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:With the Lkandrian population nearing 8 billion people, Lars has decided that expansion of Lkandrias borders is needed. As such, the two eastern most provinces of Gaian turkey are invaded. Western Iran is marched in by the 34th Infantry Division. Meanwhile, Iraq and Syria are invaded by 31st Infantry Division and the 8th Armored Division. Also due to this rapid expansion, numerous military units would be activated to garrison the new territory

Socialistic Britain

ya gettin' very close there bud

Socialistic Britain

Adreabhal wrote:Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.

Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.

So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.

Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.

wait hol' on

so what am I exactly responding to

News for anyone who wants to know, turns out i have a fissure in my rib, so its about 3 months injury

America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Risorgia

Lawid wrote:News for anyone who wants to know, turns out i have a fissure in my rib, so its about 3 months injury

Man.. I'm sorry Lawid. Maybe not a short recovery, but I hope it's smooth and easy regardless. Take it easy

Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Kaidia

What’s the difference between a furry and a sniper? Details.

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lawid wrote:News for anyone who wants to know, turns out i have a fissure in my rib, so its about 3 months injury

Ah damn man.. I know how it feels, get better soon and take all the time ya need.

Lawid, Kaidia

Lawid wrote:News for anyone who wants to know, turns out i have a fissure in my rib, so its about 3 months injury

Hope you feel better

I’d you ever need me to come and remove all your bones I can

Socialistic Britain, Lawid, Kaidia

wow

my top 2 dispatches are literally the Kaidian Chronicle's November Specials (2nd and 7th editions)

New United Common-Lands

Kaidia wrote:ya gettin' very close there bud

Close to what

Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Close to what

to jerusalem

which is of mine

Kaidia wrote:to jerusalem

which is of mine

I see

Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:si

Erm you probably meant “Sí” as that “si” means “if” in Spanish buddy 🤓

I dunno it was just something the teacher grilled me for in Spanish 1

Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Erm you probably meant “Sí” as that “si” means “if” in Spanish buddy 🤓

I dunno it was just something the teacher grilled me for in Spanish 1

hermano

you serious?

Kaidia wrote:hermano

you serious?

I cry

Kaidia

I don’t care what you guys say, Celine Dion is amazing.

Kaidia

Yodle wrote:He’s a monster

He’s your new best friend.

Kaidia

I was dead, but now I'm dead.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:I was dead, but now I'm dead.

I shall summon thee from the dead come April

(for BFL Season 5)

Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:I was dead, but now I'm dead.

I was out for almost a month

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:With the Lkandrian population nearing 8 billion people, Lars has decided that expansion of Lkandrias borders is needed. As such, the two eastern most provinces of Gaian turkey are invaded. Western Iran is marched in by the 34th Infantry Division. Meanwhile, Iraq and Syria are invaded by 31st Infantry Division and the 8th Armored Division. Also due to this rapid expansion, numerous military units would be activated to garrison the new territory

Socialistic Britain

Pyhdon declines this

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:Pyhdon declines this

you're in Greece

so this has no effect on you

Pyhdon wrote:Pyhdon declines this

No

Kaidia

Sovetsyn wrote:red

TF2 REFERENCE!?!!? 🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:you're in Greece

so this has no effect on you

It is in my future sphere of inf

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:It is in my future sphere of inf

What influence

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Risorgia

Pyhdon wrote:It is in my future sphere of inf

Keyword being “future”

Kaidia

Lemona wrote:What influence

I gasped

Kaidia, Flomonga

Socialistic Britain wrote:No

Lars looks at the letter of Phydon declining. He has to ask however, what is Phydon declining? Lars decides to simply rip up the letter and continue with his busy day of doing nothing

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Lars looks at the letter of Phydon declining. He has to ask however, what is Phydon declining? Lars decides to simply rip up the letter and continue with his busy day of doing nothing

No no gimme the letter I’ll eat it

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Ran a turkey trot

I fell apart at the end

Kaidia

I see my land in Gaia was not taken away when I CTE’d, very convenient lmao

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:What influence

Like Adreabhal...

But it is less deadly

Kaidia

RP

[spoiler][I]The Pyhrrish populace claim to have seen Lkandrian soldiers in our Türkç Peninsula (south of NUCL on turkey). We believe that Lkandria wants the whole of turkey and are blockading its borders and spreading slowly east, establishing some places for our flailing Agricultural industry, and to put our overflowing populace of Türkç City. Kaamil K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E von Pyhdon is trying to arrange that Lkandria does not attack Pyhdon, and we work together, so gets a visa to go there and tries to meet Lars. Meanwhile, the threat of attack goes up from "Red" to "Black"[/I][/spoiler]

Kaidia

[I]Pyhdon takes some more of the south of Türkiye[/I]

Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Close to what

Close to the Türkç Peninsula (which you DO know about, Socialistic Britain, because I RP'd it like about 100 rmb tabs ago)

Kaidia

And Kaidia, I will jump over you when I go on to take more of Gaia

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:And Kaidia, I will jump over you when I go on to take more of Gaia

Jump over me?

What are you implying?

Kaidia wrote:Jump over me?

What are you implying?

I am going to go through you (without taking land) to get to my new sphere

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:I am going to go through you (without taking land) to get to my new sphere

Through me?

Hold on, are you going to the Baltics?

Or past the Levant?

Sicario Mercenary Corps

[I]Past[/I]

Kaidia

and I am going to Iraq and Iran

Kaidia

Unless you own them, which addy will be sad about

Kaidia

Pyhdon wrote:Unless you own them, which addy will be sad about

If I'm not wrong, Lkandria is going for Iran/Iraq?

Idk, so do with that as you will

Pyhdon wrote:and I am going to Iraq and Iran

Phydon, I have a question.

Hello! Do you allow LGBTQ People here? Also Im a Democratic Socialist.

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Risorgia

Polariu wrote:Hello! Do you allow LGBTQ People here? Also Im a Democratic Socialist.

Why wouldn’t we

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Polariu wrote:Hello! Do you allow LGBTQ People here? Also Im a Democratic Socialist.

Our region is pretty fruity, you're in the right place!

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pyhdon wrote:Close to the Türkç Peninsula (which you DO know about, Socialistic Britain, because I RP'd it like about 100 rmb tabs ago)

I honestly do not recall..

Kaidia

I'm happy that Im Welcome here, Thought People wouldnt like me.

Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation

Polariu wrote:I'm happy that Im Welcome here, Thought People wouldnt like me.

Don’t worry. We’re very accepting here

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:Don’t worry. We’re very accepting here

A nice change from other Websites I've used.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Polariu wrote:Hello! Do you allow LGBTQ People here? Also Im a Democratic Socialist.

Yes.

Socialistic Britain

Polariu wrote:A nice change from other Websites I've used.

The horrors I’ve seen

Socialistic Britain

Polariu wrote:A nice change from other Websites I've used.

Twitter

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Im quite new to this game what can i do here? I played this game years a go but have played since 2017. Tbh i was really cringe back then lol.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Back when I used to play this, i was going though my Edgy HOI4 Fascist Phase and I made a Nation that basically just a Knockoff Imperial Japan. I think I got Deleted or something. Luckily I have Grown Out of that Fascist Phase now and became a DemSoc.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Polariu wrote:Back when I used to play this, i was going though my Edgy HOI4 Fascist Phase and I made a Nation that basically just a Knockoff Imperial Japan. I think I got Deleted or something. Luckily I have Grown Out of that Fascist Phase now and became a DemSoc.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Polariu wrote:Im quite new to this game what can i do here? I played this game years a go but have played since 2017. Tbh i was really cringe back then lol.

You just answer issues, chat with other nations, maybe browse the forums if that's your thing

of course, there also factbooks and RP, roleplaying out your nations and it's people, it's economy, it's diplomacy and expansion, everything your nation does. And also write factbooks about it such as a overview of your nation or just some random facts about it

Then theres also NSG, raiding and defending and all that. It's a bit complicated so I suggest you look through factbooks about it or ask experienced nations, maybe ask NUCL, otherwise known as our delegate

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:One of us! One of us! One of us!

You just answer issues, chat with other nations, maybe browse the forums if that's your thing

of course, there also factbooks and RP, roleplaying out your nations and it's people, it's economy, it's diplomacy and expansion, everything your nation does. And also write factbooks about it such as a overview of your nation or just some random facts about it

Then theres also NSG, raiding and defending and all that. It's a bit complicated so I suggest you look through factbooks about it or ask experienced nations, maybe ask NUCL, otherwise known as our delegate

I have no idea what I want this country to be like, so I can t really do the RP stuff

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Polariu wrote:I have no idea what I want this country to be like, so I can t really do the RP stuff

I'd also suggest joining our discord!

It isn't mandatory but we do have pretty cool stuff over there :)

Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'd also suggest joining our discord!

It isn't mandatory but we do have pretty cool stuff over there :)

I dont like discord because people are toxic there

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:One of us! One of us! One of us!

You just answer issues, chat with other nations, maybe browse the forums if that's your thing

of course, there also factbooks and RP, roleplaying out your nations and it's people, it's economy, it's diplomacy and expansion, everything your nation does. And also write factbooks about it such as a overview of your nation or just some random facts about it

Then theres also NSG, raiding and defending and all that. It's a bit complicated so I suggest you look through factbooks about it or ask experienced nations, maybe ask NUCL, otherwise known as our delegate

HI,can i join the RP?

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Polariu wrote:I dont like discord because people are toxic there

That is true yeah.

Kaidia

Westfallenn wrote:HI,can i join the RP?

Absolutely! What land would you like?

Kaidia

Polariu wrote:I dont like discord because people are toxic there

Yeahhh

I don’t got it either bro

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

I want to do RP but I have no idea how

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Tbh Im really glad Ive grown out of my Imperial Japan Obssession Phase lol. I was really Rascist and Homophobic and I also just a stereotypical cringe HOI4 kid. Also I dont even know why I liked Imperial Japan considering what they done to my home country.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Absolutely! What land would you like?

I like the filipines and taiwan

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Polariu wrote:Tbh Im really glad Ive grown out of my Imperial Japan Obssession Phase lol. I was really Rascist and Homophobic and I also just a stereotypical cringe HOI4 kid. Also I dont even know why I liked Imperial Japan considering what they done to my home country.

Some of us been there m8. Some of us are now wolfgirls

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lol I went from being a Hyper Rasicst Homophobic Neo-Nazi to a Transgender Liberal Democratic Socialist.

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Risorgia

Polariu wrote:Lol I went from being a Hyper Rasicst Homophobic Neo-Nazi to a Transgender Liberal Democratic Socialist.

It's often the ones who most hate something that end up turning..

strange isn't it?

Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:It's often the ones who most hate something that end up turning..

strange isn't it?

Thats true lol.

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Woah deja vu

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Can someone please teach me how to make my Nation Good and how to do RP

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Let’s go I increased my SA by .08

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Polariu wrote:Can someone please teach me how to make my Nation Good and how to do RP

Socialistic Britain you’re a good teacher right?

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:Let’s go I increased my SA by .08

les go i decreased my corruption by 0.004%

Kaidia wrote:If I'm not wrong, Lkandria is going for Iran/Iraq?

Idk, so do with that as you will

I am going for India, mate

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

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