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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Yes
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The emperor of man has a big flaming sword very long very hot
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
He sits down as well across from Urin
"Huh, I assume your popular here?"
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
noooooooooooooooooooo you cant control my diplomat
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Urin realizes his name sounds like urine, and begins urinating in the bathroom.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
very very hot
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
When you zoom in enough, a sword is smooth on top
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Lemona cease or I will revoke your British flag privileges >:(
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
SO BASICALLY
the warp is all living beings emotions manifested in a dimension
All of them. Particularly bad ones
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"Every Sunday after church I come here. I've made a rep around this area during the weekends."
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
smooth
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
o///o
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
no
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Hehe Kaidian urine
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
after church, he does what his name sounds like.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
fun fact:
GAIAN URINE IS THE SAME COLOR AS HUMAN URINE: YELLOW
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
Urin urines his pants
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
GODDAMMIT LEMONA
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
It used to not suck, but then some dumb guys made robot gods and got turned into robots and tried to kill everyone, which was very upsetting
For most people
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
"Ah, Interesting.. Should we get to discussing diplomacy or perhaps order some food first?"
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah yes, it was just very upsetting
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Don't make me use your flag and start acting like you young man
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
Urin thanks the young man next to him for bringing the menus.
"Whichever you like."
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Would like a drink?
PerhapsÂ
Urine?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Kaidia, Adreabhal
no
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Some living beings can control the warp! But when you reach into the warpÂ… it reaches back
Psykers(as they are called) often led to daemonic possessions and were incredibly dangerous! Eventually a bunch of human ones offer themselves together and sorta morphed together into Big E
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Are you saying IÂ’m acting like you?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i wanna commit arson on your house
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Is daemonic where you get Daemon from?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maybe donÂ’t have a characterÂ’s name sound like a bodily fluid
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
John pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking
"Hm, Well I'm starving, how about some food. If needed I'll pay"
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Daemon is an archaic spelling of demon, itÂ’s not specific to warhammer
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ooo
daemon
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Emo Vlaskal
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
If needed IÂ’ll pay.
With urine.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
britain can you make him stop annoying me with my lack of character sense
Urin cracks his knuckles
"I'll pay, if you please. Now, lets get ordering."
Just as he said that, a cashier leaves the employee area and takes both of their orders.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Anyways, Big E unifies humanity and conquers a million (literally a million) worlds etc etc etc
He decides, in the special labs in Luna(the moon), to make some “children” using his own DNA
These are our primarchs! They are very powerful! The chaos gods decide it would be funny to steal them and spread them across the imperium, additionally a warp storm prevents interstellar travel so Big E canÂ’t find them
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
money
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Is veri nice
Is why I use it as a name
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
cease
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
yesyesyes
Sicario do you know why Kai uses urine as a name?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Me like lore please gib more
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Many of them grow up on their worlds to eventually rule them, except for a few like angron who had his ability to feel any emotion other than anger removed
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
P!ss kink
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
GOD F**KING DAMMIT LEMONA
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
Ah
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i wanna break both of your guys' necks
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Adreabhal
VLASKALHAI
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I havenÂ’t had this kind of fun since the war tehee
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Distressing
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
This is also just the human lore
HavenÂ’t gotten into the aeldari, necron, ork, tÂ’au, or other species
The aeldari are interesting
They f***ed a god into existence
Im not even joking
that canonically happened
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Good luck!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What is Urine's mom's name?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ohlord
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
all I need is god's power
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Hello *yawn*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Waste
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Ah, Alright then.."
He Observes the menu, looking carefully
"I shall have a Fish soup Please."
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
GOD F**KIN-
you know what
no
just no
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
fishy
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
You always sleepy :3
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Bladder
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hehe.
Urine Mom
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
So! After this warp storm subsides, Big E goes to find his children! Most of them he finds and they have backstories etc etc
Some of them had really really really bad experiences (like angron)
But they all join him, and aid him in his recon quest!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Ello Vlaskal how are you
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Eats popcorn
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
cashier: "Fish soup... And how about you, Urin?"
"I'll have the salmon special."
The cashier writes down everything and heads back to the employee area.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
Do NOT look up slaanesh
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I̶͓͎̲͚̗͓̖̻͈̓͊̓̿̈́̈́̃̍̔͘͝͝ ̸̗̟̗͍͎̱̟̪̐̓̄̐͒ẘ̷̪̙̱̪̲̪̗̈́̈̽̀̈́͑͋̑͆̍̈́͝͝͝i̶̢̤͉̻͚̰͇̦̹͉͙̎͋̄͊̂̊͊̌͗̃̐͂̚͜l̸̨̨̙͚̤͖̫̺̫̺͐͑̇̇̀͒̂̉̚͝l̷̨̗̪̺͕͈̺͛̄̌͗͊͋ ̵̢̪̝͔̩͙̤̤̣̬̙͂͐̑͑̓̔̔́̎͘͠ḛ̴̡̧̬͖͚͍͈̺̝̩̙̀̐̑́͘͜͜ͅḁ̶̧̧͚̼̳̻̼͖̩͖̭̲̻̍̑̈́̄̉̏͘̚t̴͉̼̰̯͔̙̊̀͆́̌̓̋̿̄͌̐ ̷̤̙͎̞̩͈͙͎͇͆̈̆̅̀͐͛͛̍̏͂͗̏̀̽y̴̧̢͍̘͚̫̗̖̙̣̰͔̪͈̾̋̀͑͌̿̀̍͒̚͜o̶̧͇̽̽͐̊̏̏̓ừ̶̘̠̟̩̖̠̩̟͇̋͊̑͐̔̎̍͝r̷̨̭͚̲̰̩̼̮̹̫̣̔̔͋͜ͅ ̴̧͈̣͚̭̖̣͈̙̞̰̖̜̫̦͂̍s̸͙̼̲̲̞͈̭͔̪̃̔̓͛̈́̏͌͆̏͛͠ǒ̵̧̤̖̖̰͕͉̯̲̝̦̮̎͐̋͌͘͝u̸̟͙̞̜̪̩̔͗̇͛̇͐̿̍̕͝͠l̷̺͍̮̿̂͐͊̔̀́ *yawn*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
kaidia if you give them attention they are gonna continue this
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Looks at the Google search bar
Oki
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
your words inspire me Britain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
IÂ’ll have the urine special
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Spicy
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yesss look up slaanesh
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I will continue anyway
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
pleasedouwu
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Lmao same this is too funny to quit
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mm
Hello britain... How much I've missed teasing you..
Oh well *yawn*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Spicy micy
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
urin
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
:O
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
When you touch Urin does he always feel like body tempature
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
IÂ’m going to touch Urin
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
That sounds very wrong
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Strangers urin
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
vine boom
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Big Es favorite child is named Horus! (His last name is heresy. No itÂ’s not). Big E is not a good parent. Eventually Horus is tempted by the gods of the warp (called chaos usually) and starts the Horus heresy, turning 5 of the other 12 primarchs to his side, leading to our chaos friends :). The resulting war, with 6v6 going on, causes mass casualties etc etc. eventually Horus and Big E fight it out themselves, and Big E starts losing because he loves Horus too much. Big E is about to lose! Then, when heÂ’s on the ground and Horus is about to kill him, a lowly, tiny, insignificant Guardsman named Ollanius Pius steps in front of Big E and shouts at Horus, I forget the quote but heÂ’s pretty epic. Horus blasts him out of existence! Seeing the strength of this lowly human, Big E gets up and deletes Horus from existence.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Does Urin constantly Urinate
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have now fully gotten used to that
[sub]anyway[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
That is the point
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
Mmm
It's the space elves fault :((
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
only if he drinks a whole hell alot of water
other than that, no.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
So 'twould seem
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
12?
I thought it was 20, and that it was half who turned over to chaos
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Once again, I am not joking, this happened.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Urin, while talking to John, feels the urge to urinate.
The bathroom is too far away.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Have you now~?
Heheh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.