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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Only time other than visiting or when I was being birthed was when I feel off a chair onto the floor tiles and my parents thought I had a concussion
I didnt but i had a very bad headache for a few days
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
agien
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]villafeelsstipid[/sub]
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hype dinco
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hm...
I'm gonna make a civil war
Northern Vassals believe that Revirin has stolen the throne from his long distant cousin
so
we do that
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Tensions in Kaidia were rising.
Revirin's long-distant cousin has been demanding the Great Imperium, since he has a claim on it.
Before a war that would split Kaidia into two, Revirin sent 120,000 men to Iceland and Greenland for occupation.
Socialistic Britain reheheha
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
On the Eighteenth of Feburary, 2023, Kaidia has entered a civil war with what is called the "Northern Seperatists"
Lemona, Xerimerc
The first battle is proceeded by Uris Vaanis, leading the 28th Armored Division and the 2nd Pilot Company into Sweden to take local cities.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Colonel Erik Vaanis reacts to this by sending fighters and bombers to the main bases of the Northern Seperatists.
For the NS, their only objective is to take the Øvenland Military and Engineering Facility
Lemona, Xerimerc
hmm
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Funding of the rebellion
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yawn
now where did I store those nuclear weapons
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The forces of Colonel Taien and Seperatist General Genera meet in New Oslo, ready for a battle.
Both dig into trenches and try to starve each other out.
Though, the much more supplied Imperial Army was being fed like they were royalty, while the Seperatists barely had food to spare.
The Seperatists ran a trench charge at night when the Imperial Forces least expected it.
Lemona, Xerimerc
whyyyyyyyyyy
would you rather have man that is worse than Revirin be Imperius?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Which one gets me all of your Earth land?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Erik X would focus on the rapid expansion of Kaidia
including Earth
Lemona, Xerimerc
I would like to know again
Which one will give me their Earth land?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The best chances are Revirin
Since Erik X would only take land from you, even at the cost of innocent Kaidian lives.
Lemona, Xerimerc
*yawn*
Eepy
Did much walking and shopping today
And yes, I did run into a cute emo boy at the mall, just like in the song
Shouldve gotten his number or smthing
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You just have cute boys wandering around in america?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Xerihadtowheelbarrowplants
Somanyplants
Didn't even get to burn them and got a headache ;w;
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Alt people tend to gather around specific stores(anywhere that sells alt clothes, like hot topic)
The mall I went to has several such stores
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZS-h9WrDH9o
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZS-h9WrDH9o
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Erik X would try and attempt take land from me, but to possibly lose and give me land?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vN5s44RQFJ8
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Care about the people, Lemona!
He would only use the people for his own personal gain!
Lemona, Xerimerc
I knew a kid who wore nail polish
I would always ask him about it and how long it stays and why
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Does Revirin not?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I think its funny that some people think the only way to play stellaris is authoritarian xenophobes
*laughs in freedom and 4 member federation with 4mil fleet power*
Being my friend isnt an option. You either join, or are absorbed
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Depends on brand and if you put a coating on it
My polish I have in I did about a week 1/2 ago, and its started chipping, but thats because I didnt put a coat on it(just a clear layer that protects it)
Ive had nails with coating that have stayed for like a month without getting damaged beyond nails growing and being cut
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona...
Don't tell me you'll support the Seperatists!
Lemona, Xerimerc
yeah I know what a coat is
I overhear my sisters and mom talk about their nails
I used nail polish once with my dad and brother for fun
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Is your Earth Land mine?
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ill support the government
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona!
Now is not the time to be talking about the Canadian land!
You got what you wanted.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ive had so many people get mad at me for trying to be a pussy good guy
Eat my fleets of friendship and zealous Citizens.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I only now started to care more about my nails
I used to have always dirt in them
Every so often I get a lot of dirt but it goes away
but my nails are sharp
Astornes, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Alright!
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPSVemk7e8
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Ill give you monies 😣😣😣😣🥺🥺
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
LEMONA
NOT
NOW
FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND
I HAVE A CIVIL WAR TO DEAL WITH
AND IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME STUPID LAND RIGHT NOW
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
"You will be our friend, whether you like it or not"
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
if I help revy you give me land afterwards
Xerimerc, Kaidia
That would be supporting the SEPARATISTS
Lemona, Xerimerc
does revirin want 200 trillion dogecoins poured into his war effort?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/8jCFuQOW6UY
Lemona, Kaidia
WHY DO YOU WANT THE CANADIAN LAND SO MUCH
YOU GOT THE EAST AND HUDSON BAY
YOU DON'T NEED MORE
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
why does that matter to you
200 trillion dogecoins in your war effort
And your earth land is mine
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why do Space Marines always have to come and mess things up
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
turns away and begins shooting Separatists
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtube.com/shorts/Yo9PxqGaZsI?feature=share
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Those separatists will get the money then
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I like this guy
Will research more
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We have...
AN ALLIANCE
Lemona, Xerimerc
Earth land then
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
NO BODY CARES ABOUT THAT
WE HAVE AN ALLIANCE
YOU ARE BLINDLY HELPING AN ENEMY OF YOUR ALLY
WE HAVE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN THE SEPARATISTS
Lemona, Xerimerc
I care about it
So Ill say it again
200 trillion dogecoins into your war effort
And I get the earth land
Xerimerc, Kaidia
This is actually footage of the very first lesson of school
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Lemona
do you not care about the fact that your ally
IS FIGHTING IN A CIVIL WAR?
And you'll sell your alliance for a Separatist Group?
Lemona, Xerimerc
This is what our youngest must learn if they are to pass their birmingham simulation ceremony when they turn 12
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
this is a nation simulator game so no I dont care that much
Xerimerc, Kaidia
IN ACTUAL REAL-LIFE DIPLOMACY
WOULD YOU CARE?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Whats the survival rate of the simulation?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I care
Ill give you 100 billion Marxes for free
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
100 billion for free v 200 trillion for not free
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yeah but this isnt real life diplomacy
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I would call it a deal with Pinevilla.
At least he cares
Lemona, Xerimerc
21% for physically fit children with at least 3 spare knives and a knife fight high score of at least 19
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Great doing business with you
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
shakes hand
Lemona, Xerimerc
This of course does not factor in the area they're from, and the results between public and private schools are quite different
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yass
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
cool
Well money to the break away states
Btw this entire transaction was OOC meaning you dont actually know about it
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Can an American survive this
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What if I goofily started funding the CR
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
This is a disgrace to our alliance!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Depends if we are allowed to use our natural weapons(the built in M1911A1 in each forearm)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pff
Hh
Whhh
*funi*
No.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yea
And our Sherman tanks that shoot out form between our legs
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
That has been replaced with .50 Browning in most newer models, with only specialized anti-armor children being given tank cannons
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Unlicensed firearms are forbidden during the ceremony, the punishment is amputation and a £3.55 fine
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
haha
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ameriphobes.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
But what about the larger models equipped with abrams?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*godsavetheking* *fireworks* *knoives*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
What if I goofily get them registered
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Those have not been officially roled out yet, and are being redesigned to deal with children who have been given an implanted spinal Javelin
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
God save the Que- oh
Lemona, Xerimerc
-50 morale damage
Lemona, Xerimerc
Firearms stop working within 73km of Birmingham
*pain*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*sniff**nyawn**eepy*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ingesting a barrel of crude oil shields an American from the effects of Birmingham for up to 48 hours
Lemona, Xerimerc
HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FUEL PRICES
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Imagine not having a federal oil reserve
Lemona, Xerimerc
canxerisleepontail
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.