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Brendene wrote:I bought them.

Is this about Jimmy, who was about to commit suicide?

Sure. Also what about the Lemonans who died?

Obviously you didnÂ’t read that Jimmy was on a commit suicide

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Sure. Also what about the Lemonans who died?

No Lemonans died. Unless you mean the military guys at the lemon nuke stores. But they declared war, so I had a reason to kill ‘em.

Brendene wrote:I bought them.

Oh okay thatÂ’s cool.

*Lemonan ships are sent out all across the coast of Africa to make sure BrendenEÂ’s ships can only make access trade through the north with Ardeyn and Aya*

also,

*sends less but still a few submarines to sink ships of BrendenE trying to trade with Sicario*

Brendene wrote:No Lemonans died. Unless you mean the military guys at the lemon nuke stores. But they declared war, so I had a reason to kill ‘em.

but we havenÂ’t yet? IÂ’ve just blocked trade. And sent troops to your border.

Lemona wrote:Oh okay thatÂ’s cool.

*Lemonan ships are sent out all across the coast of Africa to make sure BrendenEÂ’s ships can only make access trade through the north with Ardeyn and Aya*

How does that stop me? I have icebreakers to pave the way.

Brendene wrote:No Lemonans died. Unless you mean the military guys at the lemon nuke stores. But they declared war, so I had a reason to kill ‘em.

And also making one of those nuclear lemons basically makes that whole area toxic, and houses were a couple of miles away! Some got radiation giving them cancer and other stuff!

Lemona wrote:Oh okay thatÂ’s cool.

*Lemonan ships are sent out all across the coast of Africa to make sure BrendenEÂ’s ships can only make access trade through the north with Ardeyn and Aya*

also,

*sends less but still a few submarines to sink ships of BrendenE trying to trade with Sicario*

I'm pretty sure sinking merchant ships trying to trade with a neutral power is a crime

And also bad for Sicario's economy

Lemona wrote:Well every heard of trade? And how IÂ’m gonna declare war so you might wanna try to put Lemona under submission by invading through the sea?

Who didnÂ’t declare war?

Brendene wrote:How does that stop me? I have icebreakers to pave the way.

Okay, but the north is still cold. And the ice even with icebreakers will make it a slow journey. And you canÂ’t trade with Sicario anymore.

Brendene wrote:No Lemonans died. Unless you mean the military guys at the lemon nuke stores. But they declared war, so I had a reason to kill ‘em.

So non-civilians? Fine with me.

Lemona wrote:And also making one of those nuclear lemons basically makes that whole area toxic, and houses were a couple of miles away! Some got radiation giving them cancer and other stuff!

Dammit I messed up.

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Who didnÂ’t declare war?

Nice quote edit.

And I didnÂ’t say now. I said I would.

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:So non-civilians? Fine with me.

He gave some of civilians cancer.

Ardeyn wrote:I'm pretty sure sinking merchant ships trying to trade with a neutral power is a crime

And also bad for Sicario's economy

oh yeah good point.

I will just kick them off the ships and definitely not piracy and deliver to them myself so I get the money and Brenden doesnÂ’t.

Lemona wrote:oh yeah good point.

I will just kick them off the ships and definitely not piracy and deliver to them myself so I get the money and Brenden doesnÂ’t.

IÂ’m pretty sure hijacking merchant ships is illegal as well

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:IÂ’m pretty sure hijacking merchant ships is illegal as well

I said itÂ’s definitely not piracy

Lkandria wrote:IÂ’m pretty sure hijacking merchant ships is illegal as well

Yeah! Stop that!

Lemona wrote:I said itÂ’s definitely not piracy

Then what is it?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:oh yeah good point.

I will just kick them off the ships and definitely not piracy and deliver to them myself so I get the money and Brenden doesnÂ’t.

Piracy - the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.

Lemona

My brain has forgot how to @ nations without having the flag

Welp

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:My brain has forgot how to @ nations without having the flag

Welp

[Nation=short+noflag][/nation]

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:My brain has forgot how to @ nations without having the flag

Welp

[pre][nation=noflag]lemona[/nation][/pre]

Socialistic Britain

[Nation=short+noflag][/Lkandria]

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:[Nation=short+noflag][/Lkandria]

Yeah I still donÂ’t know how this works

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:[Nation=short+noflag][/nation]

Ah, Thanks comrade

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:[pre][nation=noflag]lemona[/nation][/pre]

Should something come up?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Then what is it?

uhhhhh

not piracy

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Piracy - the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.

noooooo definitely not piracy

Lemona wrote:[pre][nation=noflag]lemona[/nation][/pre]

That works too

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Brendene wrote:Should something come up?

I did [pre][pre][/pre][/pre]

[Nation=short+noflag]BrendenE[/Nation]

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Should something come up?

[nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]

Lemona

[nation=long+noflag]Lemona[/nation]

New United Common-Lands

Lkandria wrote:[Nation=short+noflag][/Lkandria]

[Pre][Nation=short+noflag]Lkandria[/nation][/pre]

Ardeyn wrote:[Pre][Nation=short+noflag]Lkandria[/nation][/pre]

[pre][Nation=noflag]Lkandria[/nation][/pre]

ItÂ’s shorter

Also because you donÂ’t need the short, but you can have the long if you want the full name.

[nation=Aya Democratic Republic]

[nation=short]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]

[nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]

Lemona

I found something saying there was a [pre][nation=noname][/pre] command but it doesnÂ’t work for me

Lemona

Wait why are we not at war anymore

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:[nation=Aya Democratic Republic]

[nation=short]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]

[nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]

[nation]Lemona[/nation]

[nation=long]Lemona[/nation]

[nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation]

[nation=long+noflag]Lemona[/nation]

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I found something saying there was a [pre][nation=noname][/pre] command but it doesnÂ’t work for me

You can do

[pre][nation=Lemona][/pre]

Brendene wrote:Wait why are we not at war anymore

we are learning commands

Well look at other dispatchesÂ…Â… oh look at that. My troops took over half of that area in Vlaskal. IÂ’ll stop invading. IÂ’m good.

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Well look at other dispatchesÂ…Â… oh look at that. My troops took over half of that area in Vlaskal. IÂ’ll stop invading. IÂ’m good.

Yeah now IÂ’m declaring war

As an invasion of Vlaskal has happened before the planned date of the 22nd they said, and how Vlaskal is currently offline, we are declaring war on BrendenE! We shall reclaim such land for Vlaskal and push further. They have attacked. We request all ECLIPSE and UEMO members help, along with the ISI.

Thank you,

and say goodbye!

Peanteom

But before that we have one thing to say, puppies are cute.

*troops move into occupied territory to kick BrendenE out*

Peanteom

Lemona wrote:Yeah now IÂ’m declaring war

As an invasion of Vlaskal has happened before the planned date of the 22nd they said, and how Vlaskal is currently offline, we are declaring war on BrendenE! We shall reclaim such land for Vlaskal and push further. They have attacked. We request all ECLIPSE and UEMO members help, along with the ISI.

Thank you,

and say goodbye!

We're staying out of this unless a nuke or war crime happens

Europe can go #£%@ itself

Lemona, Peanteom

Ardeyn wrote:We're staying out of this unless a nuke or war crime happens

Europe can go #£%@ itself

Fair, fair. But you live in Europe.

Lemona wrote:Fair, fair. But you live in Europe.

Britain? European? Pfffft

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Yeah now IÂ’m declaring war

As an invasion of Vlaskal has happened before the planned date of the 22nd they said, and how Vlaskal is currently offline, we are declaring war on BrendenE! We shall reclaim such land for Vlaskal and push further. They have attacked. We request all ECLIPSE and UEMO members help, along with the ISI.

Thank you,

and say goodbye!

I donÂ’t care too much about ISI members helping, but eh. The more the m- that doesnÂ’t really work for war. Eh

I stopped invading and pulled troops out. ItÂ’s my territory, so if you attack, thatÂ’s invading me.

Brendene wrote:I stopped invading and pulled troops out. ItÂ’s my territory, so if you attack, thatÂ’s invading me.

Okay, IÂ’m gonna stand guard until Vlaskal reads it

Lemona wrote:Yeah now IÂ’m declaring war

As an invasion of Vlaskal has happened before the planned date of the 22nd they said, and how Vlaskal is currently offline, we are declaring war on BrendenE! We shall reclaim such land for Vlaskal and push further. They have attacked. We request all ECLIPSE and UEMO members help, along with the ISI.

Thank you,

and say goodbye!

On the 21st Of April At 23:00

Leader of Socialistic Britain, Robert Griffith' Has declared The Nation of Socialistic Britain Is in a state of war With BrendenE, Stating the reasoning to be BrendenE Attacking a fellow ECLIPSE member and ally

Throughout The British Isles and Gaul, The British army has begun Mobilising And Is expected to head east towards Vlaskal to protect Vlaskanese Territory, And a second mission of taking any territory from the enemy and pushing further.

The RAF And Royal navy have also begun Mobilising and are expected to assist in the fighting within the next Couple days.

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:On the 21st Of April At 23:00

Leader of Socialistic Britain, Robert Griffith' Has declared The Nation of Socialistic Britain Is in a state of war With BrendenE, Stating the reasoning to be BrendenE Attacking a fellow ECLIPSE member and ally

Throughout The British Isles and Gaul, The British army has begun Mobilising And Is expected to head east towards Vlaskal to protect Vlaskanese Territory, And a second mission of taking any territory from the enemy and pushing further.

The RAF And Royal navy have also begun Mobilising and are expected to assist in the fighting within the next Couple days.

You know what time it is!

Time to start weaponizing cyber bullies!

*Hired kids are told to spam the DMÂ’s of BrendenE related accounts on social media, saying hateful messages. Just not puppies are bad they canÂ’t say that*

Just in case BrendenE somehow has robots that are secret, we are gonna send some Environmental Troops to dismantle them. Just in caseÂ

And if he says there are none, we are still keeping them there to dismember other stuff.

....retaliation is imminent, ballistic missiles inbound in strategic locations, the counter-offensive starts now...

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:....retaliation is imminent, ballistic missiles inbound in strategic locations, the counter-offensive starts now...

Well if you invade first I canÂ’t be blamed, besides the fact BrendenE alreayd invaded you so IÂ’m not really the bad one

i will open my silos to target ports, eclipse article 3 should now be enforced

Lemona

Troops are prepared, nuclear lemons molted down into bullets to be shot. Mustard gas has been packed into flamethrowers. The counter invasion begins

Vlaskal wrote:i will open my silos to target ports, eclipse article 3 should now be enforced

Okay,

[sub] what the hell does article 3 say?[/sub]

Basically stating that, if you attack an eclipse member, you attack the whole of eclipse, but if an eclipse member attack unprovoked, then itÂ’s allies are not obligated to join unless by will

Troops push into BrendenE, beginning a counter-invasion. Mission: make BrendenE pay. Tanks stretch across the weak in comparison to Lemona farms of BrendenE. While many are left, some crops are taken as extra food. Despite the superiority of Lemonan crops in comparison to BrendenEÂ’s and how a lot of food is brought with, extra food may be necessary if the war lasts longer then expected

also this is the second war in a week.

Lemona wrote:Okay,

[sub] what the hell does article 3 say?[/sub]

NATO article 5

Lemona

Socialistic Britain cut off st. petersburg, from the mainland, nothing gets in it or out

Also lol look at BrendenEÂ’s population.

we'll just have to choke them out, i'll have my navy bombard their ports with cruise missiles

Lemona

"another war boiling over in our great region will cause even more humanitarian chaos. However killing civilians is not ok so we're declaring war anyway"

Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:we'll just have to choke them out, i'll have my navy bombard their ports with cruise missiles

Okay, but quick thing. When the war ends, I would like to request war repetitions from the BrendenÂ’s and a port in the baltic.

perfect, i will have my forces coordinate with yours so that we can encircle their forces

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:perfect, i will have my forces coordinate with yours so that we can encircle their forces

why does that sound so wrong?

Ayo,now i can use nukes

Time to get back to the nuclear business

New-Union wrote:Time to get back to the nuclear business

Anxious rates in lemona skyrocket

Lemona wrote:why does that sound so wrong?

the land offensive starts when i stop pummeling their key strategic locations with missiles

Lemona

Lemona wrote:You know what time it is!

Time to start weaponizing cyber bullies!

*Hired kids are told to spam the DMÂ’s of BrendenE related accounts on social media, saying hateful messages. Just not puppies are bad they canÂ’t say that*

You said.. war?

Vlaskal wrote:the land offensive starts when i stop pummeling their key strategic locations with missiles

oh my

Vlaskal

New-Union wrote:You said.. war?

You moron have you not been keeping up with us happening? BrendenE threatened to invade on the 22nd

Lemona wrote:oh my

i have a huge stockpile, this may take a while. I'll have my jets target industrial sectors

Lemona

Lemona wrote:oh my

We are going to sign a non-aggression treaty, and it will say that if one of us declares war on another country, the other cannot get involved unless it enters the war on the side of the other country that signed it.

Lemona wrote:You moron have you not been keeping up with us happening? BrendenE threatened to invade on the 22nd

I just arrived

Vlaskal wrote:i have a huge stockpile, this may take a while. I'll have my jets target industrial sectors

Do you want some of my A-37's?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Operation: Snow storm

———————————————————————————————————————

[list][pre]Shortly after the declaration of war On BrendenE,

Almost the entirety Of the British Army In

Gaul And The British Isles Began Mobilization

Although Some Troops were still left in the isles just incase.

After Troops And supplies Were prepared,

the troops in Gaul prepared to head east

And Within The Next Couple Hours,

The British army Prepared in Strasbourg to begin Heading towards Krakow.

Arriving within 16 Hours, The Army Decided to rest in Krakow,

After the army was rested, They Began heading north to the front lines

And seeing what damages the enemy had caused,

The army for now prepared defences and waited for orders.[/pre]

(I was tired when making this so uh)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Okay, but quick thing. When the war ends, I would like to request war repetitions from the BrendenÂ’s and a port in the baltic.

Also, may I request the island of saaremaa in the Baltic sea and off the coast of what used to be Estonia?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also, may I request the island of saaremaa in the Baltic sea and off the coast of what used to be Estonia?

can i build a military base in your country?, i'm not in the war but i can provide resources and vehicles and some factories in my land

Socialistic Britain

And then after a period of retreating, BrendenE troops circle around Lemonan soldiers and cut them off, forcing a battalion to surrender.

New-Union wrote:can i build a military base in your country?, i'm not in the war but i can provide resources and vehicles and some factories in my land

Hmm, Okay but it's gonna have to be under surveillance

And on a side note, Do you want to perhaps sign a non aggression pact?

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm, Okay but it's gonna have to be under surveillance

And on a side note, Do you want to perhaps sign a non aggression pact?

Okay, but the non-aggression treaty can't be broken by anything

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

New-Union wrote:Okay, but the non-aggression treaty can't be broken by anything

Alright

Lemona

Well I'm gonna head off now, Farewell.

Lemona

Okay, now that a war is going on, I need to do one thing, to facilitate braden's defeat, I can't let his ships pass through the parama channel, time to make some mushrooms

now my friend is in the nations states :D

Peanteom, Raizai

New-Union wrote:now my friend is in the nations states :D

I have a friend in nationstates

In thsi region

Who said something recently. Like yesteray

Peanteom

Brendene wrote:And then after a period of retreating, BrendenE troops circle around Lemonan soldiers and cut them off, forcing a battalion to surrender.

Well thatÂ’s not fair, I wasnÂ’t on! I was at soccer practice! So you know what? For capturing my troops, we are removing are ships across Africa and sending through the baltic to bombard your coastal cities! Take that!

New-Union wrote:We are going to sign a non-aggression treaty, and it will say that if one of us declares war on another country, the other cannot get involved unless it enters the war on the side of the other country that signed it.

IÂ’m not signing it cuz I donÂ’t trust you that much.

New-Union wrote:Okay, now that a war is going on, I need to do one thing, to facilitate braden's defeat, I can't let his ships pass through the parama channel, time to make some mushrooms

First, do you mean the Panama Canal? And second, if so, you think Panama would accept?

Lemona wrote:Well thatÂ’s not fair, I wasnÂ’t on! I was at soccer practice! So you know what? For capturing my troops, we are removing are ships across Africa and sending through the baltic to bombard your coastal cities! Take that!

As ships return from Africa to stack up at Lisbon and Breton, they are sent through the strait to reach the Baltic. In the secret of the night, they quietly enter the ports of cities. They prepare there weapons and sink a military ship nearby, causing chaos. As they blend in with the others, only one thing makes them stand out from the other ships so the submarines donÂ’t bomb them, a hard to see difference that the enemy submarine wouldnÂ’t spot. Using this the submarines sink down all military ships of the BrendenÂ’s across their coast.

Take that

*All military action in the Baltic Sea is now prohibited. Military ships in the Baltic Sea must leave immediately or risk being destroyed by the Lkandrian Baltic Fleet. All military ships entering through the Danish Straits and the Kiel Canal will be turned away. If they refuse they will be destroyed*

Lkandria wrote:*All military action in the Baltic Sea is now prohibited. Military ships in the Baltic Sea must leave immediately or risk being destroyed by the Lkandrian Baltic Fleet. All military ships entering through the Danish Straits and the Kiel Canal will be turned away. If they refuse they will be destroyed*

Well IÂ’ll just enter through Vlaskal now!

Lemonan ships leave the baltic after their victory, mad that they have been kicked out. On their way through the danish strait they scream slurs.

Lkandria

Lemona wrote:Well IÂ’ll just enter through Vlaskal now!

Lemonan ships leave the baltic after their victory, mad that they have been kicked out. On their way through the danish strait they scream slurs.

So uncivilized

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:So uncivilized

A lot of them are country folk. A lot of Lemonans are. Even the ones in the city are taught how to make gardens and plant stuff.

Lemona wrote:A lot of them are country folk. A lot of Lemonans are. Even the ones in the city are taught how to make gardens and plant stuff.

And most are descended from country folk. Very little have ancestors that have been in the cities for at least 2 centuries

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