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Lemona > Britain
Vlaskal, Lemona
newspaper has British propagandaÂ
Britain did offense
Vlaskal
Counterpoint
How about we throw you out of the window?
Lemona
Frick the brits!
Vlaskal, Lemona
yeah go celts frick da brits! Me welsh brudahs will help
Vlaskal
oooo good idea
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal
Oh no, Team Pizza is against me!
Vlaskal, Lemona
*slaps you with an uno reverse card and throws you out of the window*
Lemona
*throws BritÂ’s out window*
The Welsh are the Brits
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Well, I could resort to burning Welsh villages and towns
And maybe committing war crimes
Lemona
da welsh are Celtic BritÂ’s.
Britons!
oh wiatÂ
Frick da anglos!
Counterpart, how about we throw Britain out the window again?
Lemona
nooooOooOoooOOOOOOoooOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoooOOOOOOoooo
yes
They'll be fine as long as they have sheep calm down
Lemona
AAAA WHY-
AAA NOT AGAIN
Lemona, Teampizza
Brits are still bad so frick the brits!
Lemona
yeah but britain sent all the sheep to the falklands!
Teampizza
frick da Anglos!
Teampizza
Ok fine
Lemona
But they must not import more animals to the falklands
Lemona
*proceeds to import more animals to the Falklands*
Lemona
Frick the brits!
Lemona
Okay but Britain, we need to focus on the real problem, a non-european state trying to get it, Former Argentina!
Socialistic Britain, Teampizza
I agree
Lemona
Perhaps I know how to resolve the Falklands situation. How about a BFL-style match to determine the ownership of the islands?
Lemona
Hmmmm
Lemona
Uwu, will all of the nations in the rp map telegram me if they're interested in a UTOA membership
Lemona
Hmm, Yes that is a problem..
Wait, Lemona I have an idea!
We simply split the island between us!
Lemona
No because Argentina wants it too! How about thsi britain, if we kick the Argentines out we split the islands. Half in half.
Socialistic Britain
*wakes up* Can you guys not argue about stuff happening on the British Isles? If anyone else tries to take anything on the Isles I will personally be at your capital to execute you. Socialist Britain youÂ’re fine. Take Ireland but donÂ’t bother me in Scotland *goes to sleep*
Vlaskal, Lemona
thatÂ’s what I was thinking!
Socialistic Britain, Teampizza
no donÂ’t take Ireland.
you take Ireland you under threat by me, unless you allow all celts to have autonomy.
So the islands split between Lemona and Britain?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ah okay, apologies.
Lkandria, Lemona, Teampizza
Yes, but we have to kick out the Argentines
We canÂ’t have a South American country control South American islands!
So, we hold a joint military operation to kick out the Argentines and have the island for ourselves?
Lemona, Teampizza
I can help with that
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
YEAHHHHH
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
uwu think that means that Former Argentina has a lot of boxes of tea to spill nya~
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Also it's 1am for me so I may leave soon
Vlaskal, Lemona
Yes
and sure here take some dogecoins *gives 1,000 dogecoins*
Socialistic Britain
I would like the smallest island in the falklands if possible
Lemona
Ah Gladly, I'll just have the eastern island
Lemona, Teampizza
Ok thanks!
Socialistic Britain
Sounds good!
I will take the two main western islands, and Team Pizza can get just a few small islands off the coast of both.
Socialistic Britain, Teampizza
Yes I am fine with that if Britain is
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Alright so it's settled
I get The Eastern Portion of the Falklands
Lemona Gets The Western Portion
And Team Pizza will get a few islands off the coast of both
Lemona, Teampizza
The one thing thatÂ’s not settled, is kicking the dam Argentines out
Teampizza
the one thing thats not settled is ur mom in my bed
Vlaskal, Lemona
Kick how? You can't even kick a ball. Let's sort this out with a football match and maybe, just maybe, I will be willing to give up one of the islands.
New United Common-Lands
This is true
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
ur dads in my bed
Ardeyn, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
me mom is not in NC
My dad's dead 😳
Lemona
Soccer match, you have 3 nations going against you
Teampizza
How about you leave the islands and nothing happens to us
Lemona
oh im so sorry i didnt know
Lemona
Ah come on its still funny
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
How about we invade mainland Argentina?
Former Argentina, Lemona
IÂ’ll do it as long as I get some land
Lemona
ok im still sorry tho
Lemona
Remember when I made you think?
Teampizza
Yeah of course you will
Lemona, Teampizza
Agreed. Really just I want that one piece they own on that one kinda big island they border Chile wigh
Teampizza
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I meant with
Ohhh okay
I donÂ’t know why I quoted twice
Lemona
You have enough problems over Ireland, are you sure you want to spend military forces down here? Asturii, now it's your time
I mean, you could try... Oh wait, you already did, twice, how did that turn out? :P
Lemona
ThatÂ’s Ivory Coast, not Ireland.
Learn your flags!
Former Argentina, Teampizza
Oh man, that's awkward 😅😂
Lemona
Lol itÂ’s fine itÂ’s easy to get mixed up
Former Argentina
elections are too much trouble, why not get rid of 'em!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I already did
Except for the whole elective monarchy thing
My government is thinking about it but for now we have elections
Lemona
easy chance to see who your enemies are
Lemona
Public protest is still protected so its actually not that bad
Lemona
*me who is a semi-authoritarian semi-federal republic*
“Only half of us are elected!”
Vlaskal, Lemona, Teampizza, Sicario Mercenary Corps
should i make my flag freddy fazbear
Lemona
uwu
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Roxanne wolf
Sure
Lemona
do u wanna be settled in my bed uwu
Lemona
what the
hell
Sicario Mercenary Corps
mmm actually no ima go back to the Project Wingman Sicario flag
Lemona
You mean **** (just put any word you want in there).
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://c.tenor.com/UI8EgzlokukAAAAC/dwayne-johnson-freddy.gif
Lemona
*vine boom sound effect*
Lemona
epic embed fail
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Freddy the rock fazbear
Sicario Mercenary Corps
im gonna put my flag as a femboy wolf tmrw
Lemona
Well, third time's a charm
Former Argentina, Lemona
Gregory, don't go to Tiananmen Square in 1989
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
ThatÂ’s whatÂ’s non Germans are saying about Germany
Socialistic Britain, Teampizza
nya im quite tired so im gonna go to sleep
*cuddles up and falls asleep*
*coughs up hairball*
Vlaskal, Lemona
*grabs anti horni spray* Silence wench, thou is merciful for I shan't cut you down with thy sword of purity
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Nobody Cares Because this is outdated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
Lemona
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