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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Well yeah
but i have defences against missiles and nukes
Lemona
ever thought of random sht put into a weird bomb like thing
Socialistic Britain
One way to test humanity, is too destroy the ozone
Socialistic Britain
Like the gay bomb?
Lemona
don't you dare destroy my hard work
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Weird WMB Chlorine bombs are dropped near the South Pole and in the North Pole
Socialistic Britain
A gay bomb that makes the sea levels rise and you cough to death, yes
Socialistic Britain
melting ice caps :)
Socialistic Britain
Lemona, I demand that you give me land to connect my mainland to Kuwait
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
The coastline of lemona is fortified with damns and walls
Socialistic Britain
can you guys stop being massive pricks?
I'm clearly trying to stabilize the environment here, stop ruining my work damnit
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
wouldn't this technically by impossible within such a short timeframe
Or are you using those ghosts or something
Lemona
And Pinevilla, I demand you to shut the living fnck up
One can take my land, but oh two?
No.
I Hope you enjoy space vacuums b!tch
Socialistic Britain
second optiok
Socialistic Britain
o h
Lemona
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
watching the world fall is fun, isnt it?
Socialistic Britain
I killed my environment
Im pretty sure Im just a desert with tons of oil now
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Even on times of war and crisis, Im still selling the operations
The price is just higher
Socialistic Britain
Can you repeat that?
[sub]did i hear oil/[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Yea you wan some
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Trade ships begin to be looted by lemonan pirates
Socialistic Britain
Oil? oil....
YOU HAVE OIL
[sub]you have oil...[/sub]
oil...
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I mean of course I do I own Kuwait
Lemona prolly has more tho
Vlaskal, Lemona
Dang Vlaskals thirsty
Lemona
But when all your trees die and you have to dig to get what resources you can
Yea theres oil
Lemona
The weird WMB weapons are ready to launch at any nation at a moments notice, defenses are prepared.
It seems the emperor reached his breaking point.
With news of Lemona dropping unique "bombs" on the north and south pole causing unknown damage to the ozone and strange happenings with the sea, Britain has began building emergency dams and walls on its coast
Lemona
[sub]doyoumindifijustestablishaparasiticoilrefinerycompany?[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
The trees wont die, the water will go up and up and the trees will be swallowed by water
Socialistic Britain
Sure buddy
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Meanwhile in the deep ocean:
Dude, do you see this new fin I just grew?
Socialistic Britain
oil..yes'
more oil
oil for the machine god
oil for the machine....
[sub]oil...[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
My environmental beauty is very low
But I do have the 4th largest manufacturing industry in the region
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
The entire Lemonan mikitary is prepared, and citizens have begun to come up in arms.
Socialistic Britain
Can I hav nuke defense stuff now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
youhavecheaplabour?
hmmmm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Communism
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Communism, The best ideology!
they have free cheap labour
Lemona
gib manpower gib oil
in return i gib technology...
yes
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Losing Ireland not only came with a cost of money, it now comes up with a cost of life and well being of humanity.
Isnt this game so fun?
Socialistic Britain
I wouldnt say cheap labor
More
Forced labor
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oki
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Maybe in should blow up the core since Lemonas about to destroy humanity again
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
nah thats boring
I also took out some of the core
Socialistic Britain
spaceships with laser guns
how does that sound?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Alright
[spoiler][pre]2022, 22nd Of October, Saturday, 13:00.[/pre]
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[pre]London.[/pre]
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[list][pre]The Prime Minister Is giving an announcement to the nation, It is being broadcast on TV, Radios, And on any other available means throughout the Country.
The Prime Minister begins
"Brothers and Sisters..
It has come to my attention
we are in a state of war with the nation of Lemona.
Lemona is a chaotic nation, And has been a threat to peace for decades, It is time we end that, As we speak, Lemona is causing unknown damage not just to our nation, But to the world itself, and British troops are on the Lemonan border, Prepared to cut off the head of the Lemonan.
We Shall fight them to the very end, We shall Never surrender."
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Lemona, Pinevilla
ITS WAR TIME BOYS WOOO
Lemona
You shi-
Youre gonna kill us all
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
default dance
Socialistic Britain
each one of the bombs I made requires a piece of the core
No idea why, I think the designer just thought that might make it cooler
Socialistic Britain
fck you all
*activates projekt HADES*
no one is allowed on my land now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
all Lemonans begin to do the default dance
Socialistic Britain
i'm just gonna throw this in the quote book
Lemona
Alright
Lemona
bro hades is like the best Greek god
Socialistic Britain
Imagine walking in to a nation just to see everyone on the street doing a stupid little dance over and over
Socialistic Britain
im just going to enjoy my popcorn
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
oh god
Imagine the music as well
Lemona
Dun dun dun dun dun
Socialistic Britain
I can see it
it's glorious
Lemona
b e e r
Socialistic Britain
you copied churchill
how original
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
hmmmMmMm
Socialistic Britain
if anybody says we shall never surrender that's copying Churchill now?
Vlaskal, Lemona
yea especially since ur british
Socialistic Britain
in my eyes yes
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
How about we resurrect Churchville
Socialistic Britain
[spoiler][pre]Saturday, October 22, 2022[/pre]
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[pre]Evanich, Evanereich.[/pre]
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[list][pre]The Kaiser of all of Pinevilla has just broadcasted across the nation an official declaration do we on Lemona. Pinevillians are shocked by this act, but quickly rallly around the Kaiser to fight for victory.
The Kaiser was filmed giving a speech, much like the one given in response to the terrorists in Kuwait.
Citizens of Pinevilla. I come to you now to announce our invasion of Lemona. You may wonder how we are going to accomplish this. I will tell you. We have been planning to invade with the British government for a week now, and today is the day we carry out our operation. We led the lemonans to believe we were planning a science project, and that they would be able to help. They were fooled. I command you lol to now go into your bunkers and activate your nuke shields in preparation. God day to you all.
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Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
My turn
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Churchville?
I guess he could do that since thats a completely different person
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Well at least I can still use the Sun for the end of the world!
Socialistic Britain
oh wait Im thinking of something I hate
Socialistic Britain
No were not doing that britain add a rule that you cant do something that would literally end the workd
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
how does a flying eldritch horror with space swords and floating rail gun cannons sound?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Wow
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Very futuristic
Probably..
too futuristic
Lemona
Uwu tho it sounds good
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Aw that sucks
You guys are boring!
Ahahah
Socialistic Britain
not foreshadowing anything...
trust me
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
epic
Socialistic Britain
I jsut imagine some guys form the lord of the rings floating around with a gun
Socialistic Britain
oh and it poops out category 5 hurricanes and lava storms
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
sounds like fun
Socialistic Britain
Socialistic Britain
Not category 10?
Weak.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Just realized
Are we gonna have something like the phoney war or
Lemona
lets see u do it, pinevilla
Socialistic Britain
gotta nerf it somehow
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Phony war
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Idk
Tbh this is already ending up like every otehr war were we just talk
Socialistic Britain
Remember who youre a war with technically
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
just uhh don't look at the sky for too long..
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
football war
Socialistic Britain
no I wanna see u do it
Socialistic Britain
Yea lets phony war it for a bit
Idk like a day or so
And then we destroy the world
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
thinking about it is gonna end up like that one time u sided with Lkandria
Socialistic Britain
*cough*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oh uh well uh oh well uh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Sorry
Wel destroy everything except Vlaskal
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
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Socialistic Britain
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