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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I once accidentally scammed my friend
I smell someone stealing my clay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwdOjWYJJBE
Lemona
I got the same issue too lol
Lemona
I won't touch your clay if you don't touch my fish? Deal?
Kaltburg
we'll leave the ocean area around your land alone. Deal
Octoria
Post self-deleted by New United Common-Lands.
Looks like they added new ones, strange
Kaltburg
mmmm african fishe
New United Common-Lands
Ye look at the game news
New United Common-Lands
Ahh yes!
I meant to post this yesterday but it seems to still be valid so
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As Akira sits at his desk signing bills he decides to turn on his television for some much-needed background noise, and as he's about to finish his work for the day the screens sudden shift to black catches his attention, and to no-ones surprise, it is simply the new [nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation]n flag. Akira sighs dismissively and was about to go back to work until a peculiar map popped up on the screen, a map of [nation=noflag]Lemonan Arab[/nation] and [nation=noflag]Pinevilla[/nation]. Small red lines are coming from [nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation] heading into [nation=noflag]Pinevilla[/nation]. Akira puts down his pen and turns up the television's volume.
[pre]Hours later...[/pre]
President Akira of [nation=noflag]Ardeyn[/nation] officially condemns [nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation]s aggression, naming the invasion as "barbaric", "unprovoked", and "A clear example of the '[nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation]n problem'". Mr. Ito also states that future sanctions against [nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation] are "guaranteed". The Federation strongly encourages other nations to take action against the disgraceful acts of [nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation] and it's emperor, and applauds the [nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation] for providing aid to [nation=noflag]Pinevilla[/nation].
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
We could ask Mr Government if he'd like to be the Cartographer
His map got 2nd place after all
New United Common-Lands
Very true, hopefully Mr Govt doesnt CTE tho :(
wait what whats happening
Lemona
Lemona invaded Pinevilla, peace talks will start (in Acension City) once Lemonas leader is back from Destin
Lemona, Kaltburg
Other countries are welcome to the table as well.
Rumbles can be heard within the African interior as another nuclear test is conducted in Gabon.
New United Common-Lands
What states have nukes in the RP?
why was I not informed of this!?!?!
[sub] i missed the golden opportunity in selling high-grade weapons that induce suffering :(.... oh well[/sub]
the ones with WMDs in theur policies ig
yeah
i would've loved rping war stuff
i mean i have an idea where to start a war and how to spark it
New United Common-Lands
ehh screw it im gonna start it regardless that y'all are asleep and i have to go bed soon
MINISTRY OF STATE SECURITY
Operation Bushmen
Purpose: Clandestine arming of Afrikaner populace within Southern Africa
Assets: 25th Colonial Signal Company, 128th Air Squadron
Results: TBA
Well the war is still happening
Plus it was on the RMB in Lemonas RP posts
Lemona
As troops look enter the capital, they pass the streets and surround the Capitol building. They order all to exit, or consequences Pinevilla how respond
New United Common-Lands
me
New United Common-Lands
lemona loves being barbaric
bar bar bar
New United Common-Lands, Lemonan Arab
i Need Pinevilla to respond because it let in to the Capitol I have plan
bar bar bar
New United Common-Lands
scratch that Im inpatient
The troops storm the Capitol and safely bring everyone in it, out. They enter and place multiple devices everywhere until they set up what looks like a bomb outside the building. The troops put down their guns, and Order 67 begins.
New United Common-Lands
The Disco Light turns on and the bomb is actually fireworks going into the air. They make shapes like The Cross, Stars, peace symbol, Dogecoin, and a globe. An attempt is made to manage to make both the Lemonan and pinevillian flag up, and succeeds. Music begins to play inside and outside the building and a massive dance party is in the inside. Order 68 has been completed, and Order 67 is going on. The troops slowing bring Pinevillian officials into the building while they get drunk. Some soldiers chant a common phrase in Lemona, Eins, Zwei, Drei, GSuffa! Soldiers chug their drinks after that and the party gets wilder with more people invited in. As the Lemonan and Pinevillian flag fly above it, one drunk soldier puts the flag of Ardeyn in the bottom, burning. The party goes all night long.
New United Common-Lands
Upon hearing reports of war crimes in the Lemona-Pinevilla conflict, the common lands transport ministry immediately puts all infrastructure projects with Lemona on hold until further notice.
Furthermore common-lands foreign ministry wishes to expedite talks between both nations.
Lemona
although there are conflicting sources on whether any war crime was committed, we hope both nations are being transparent
what war crimes
I didnt kill any civilians or take their supplies
and I always do piracy even when not in war and I also never signed the Geneva convention like Lkandria
New United Common-Lands
I can do war crimes and the media will see what a war crime really is
New United Common-Lands
Hanged over soldiers in the morning clean up the place, and leave. The walk back to camp and prepare to come back to their families. Hopefully nothing stops them.
New United Common-Lands
Order 67 is complete, Order 66 is still ongoing
New United Common-Lands
our projects are on hold until talks begin, but mainly I was just reacting the rp post where you put a bomb outside their captiol building, then you said it was a disco ball lol
Lemona
disco
it was a disco ball and fireworks
New United Common-Lands
bar bar bar
New United Common-Lands
I got like 6 banners for investing in foreign aid and also having a strong military at the same time
New United Common-Lands
As Yas provide aid to the places which you bomb thats always good
Lemona
they reconstruct and then you get to bomb it again its really fun I promise
your money goes down the drain but they lose moral
New United Common-Lands
Well I guess forcefully displacing the civilians could be a war crime
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I didnt displace them, and those werent civilians. They were politicians
New United Common-Lands
8:47 PM, Congo-Angola Border.
A lone bomber plane is flying low over the bush
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Kaltburg what are you doing
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
KALTBURG
WHAT YOU DOING
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
more war!
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Favenova
NOOO
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
BAR BAR BAR
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I just realized..
This gives me an opportunity
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
wat
Socialistic Britain
[spoiler=Operation: Rainfall]
[pre]28th Of June, 5:00,[/pre]
[pre][/pre]
[pre]Frontlines, Province of Rajasthan, British India.[/pre]
[pre]It's a quiet day within Rajasthan, the monarchist revolution nor Socialistic Britain has managed to push
and the current war has reached a stalemate, And with this, The British people and government are getting tired of this war
So, a plan has been drawn up by the ministry of defence, and now the preparations have begun.
Within Gujarat, Tanks, Infantry and infantry equipment along with general things needed to supply the army are being unloaded unto trains after weeks at sea, But the main objective is to get these supplies and troops to the frontline without major suspicions by the rebels and the person put in charge of this task is General Albert Turner.
Supplies are ordered to travel at night, and Infantry along with tanks are put just behind Frontlines until the plan begins
The beginning of the end for the revolution has begun.[/pre][/spoiler]
Lemona
Don't worry about it
[sub]I'm just gonna do a bit of trolling[/sub]
Lemona
Forgot you had a rebellion
Was there an rp post of my troops arriving to assist? I can't remember
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I don't think so
I think we were doing a rp post about something to do with your navy
Lemona
The navy had the reinforcements and your navy was escorting them to India where they would join your army
I think that's where it left off
Lemona
Oh yea
Lemona
we nuked Corsica and began our assault on their beaches taking their whole coastline and capital, Ajaccio a bit ago
Okay I never finished the alien rp so Im going to do everything I missed.
[pre]June 8th, 0:34, CEST, Madrid.
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Charles looks around. The Mothership is just above him. He sees many alien soldiers walk down the staircase from the mothership down to Earth. Charles makes sure his Sabre is ready and prepares to turn it on. The Aliens hear a noise and begin to walk towards the Emperor. As the Aliens pass him, he turns on the blade and slaughters many aliens. The remaining try to shoot him but fail, all die. He takes the suit of the aliens and begins to walk up into the mothership.
Alarms siren in the place alerting the beings inside of the massacre of troops. Charles walks into a secluded room with an alien, who tries to speak. He turns on the blade and points it to the alien and straps it to a wall. He puts his suit ok the alien and takes the high ranking aliens suit onto him instead. He exists the room and walks around, carefully hiding the Sabre in his suit. The Emperor once again examines and sees a sign saying something along the lines of Cockpit. So he follows the arrow it points to and the sees pilot and what appears to be a general who runs this ship. He carefully steps in and they both turn at him grabbing their weapons. Charlie turns on the Sabre and slashed the pilot and general dead, putting on the generals attire. He runs out and is given bows as he walks. Feeling confident he puts a bomb into place in the ship secretly, and when he exits, blows it up. Madrid is free, and the aliens have had a devastating loss.[/pre]
If it sounds horrible thats because Im tired
Its good to see that peace has been achieved.
no
we said we cleaned it but well
we accidentally burned part of your Capitol building
Pinevilla
Haha nice lol
Lemona
Why would you nuke them?
You have now lost valuable agricultural and industrial land
The front looks nice still but the back is burnt badly and destroyed
oopsies
I thinks thats the only thing we destroyed besides some roads
no
they already destroyed it
we nuke battle ground and kill enemy soldier like B)
Socialistic Britain
Well still
Now's it's just full of radiation and unusable
no I can use radiation
Socialistic Britain
How?
Lemona
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im THIRD in endorsements hahahahaha
Why is it that everything I do makes my economy get worse
Lemona
Energy
Socialistic Britain
Actually fourth
[sub]hehehe[/sub]
Lemona
I'll be honest
That does not make sense
Lemona
maybe us accidentally burning you capitol building led to people lose moral as goal was and left work lowering recon only because yes production mean less sell mean less money mean lower economy meaning less moral and the process continued
My thing says third
ALSO PAGE 1,200
1,200!!!!!!!
lesssss go Oooo
And my thing says you are fourth
Huh
AND WOOO PAGE 1,200
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Lemona
Harness radioactive things and put in nuclear power plant
Turn into energy
Socialistic Britain
nuke the world
Socialistic Britain
Hmm
Good point
Alright I'm fine with doing that
[sub]I just realized we are tied in endorsements [/sub]
Lemona, Octoria
[This is an in character rant, so please note that I mean no true strife in what is to come, only amusing drama]
I cannot believe the intensity of the religion and spirituality within Pinevilla , no wonder their economy continues to decline.
The people of pinevilla simply pray for franc's to fall into their laps rather then using their heads to come up with solutions to their economic problems.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I have now made a war flag
New United Common-Lands
I just realized
Once we have a cartographer for earth, the moon, and mars
Mars Hotel, why don't you just claim some part of mars?
[sub] because we do have corporations or well.. mercenary nations, so why not have a hotel as a nation?[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Mars Hotel, Lemona
I learned!!!! My brain grew! I am learning to use the code stuff! Am excited.
Now I can mention fellas, so imma use this opportunity to shout out Socialistic Britain for being the first person to give me an endorsement ❤
Socialistic Britain
Hey religion isnt that bad! Religion actually gives a lot of people morals, if religion didnt exist my country wouldve committed multiple genocide at this point
And also in lemona paganism is larger then atheism lol
britain gave me my first endorsement but idc about that
Socialistic Britain
we also have a nation that frequently commits piracy!
Socialistic Britain
Well religion gives people a code to live by, morality is surely a cultural concept rather than defined by religion.
Lemona, Octoria
I guess thats true but a code to live by does give morals especially if religion is a big part of that cultural. Economy falling down has nothing to do with religion because the country saying that is atheist and has horrible economy
New United Common-Lands
That first statement is simply not true, have you forgotten the existence of crusades? Witch burnings? The various wars that have spurred purely do to differences in theology? The various terrorist organizations which use religion as reason for mass genocide? Not to mention the massive systems of abuse which tend to form within religious groups, the outcasting practices of Jehovah witnesses and Christianity, the various other inclusive and tax evading churches and temples, not to mention how many religious pyramids of power give a perfect environment for abusers to make use of their followers.
If anything religion gives excuses to terrorists and evil doers all around.
(friendly reminder this is my characters views and this is purely for drama and fun, please try not to take anything said here personally.)
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Also we are a new nation, a weak economy is born of us do to our growing pains, in do time we will see our economy return to stability.
And do you forget the teachings of Buddhism and Hinduism? Teachings of peace? Such strong teachings that they were killed.
And but my economy started decent. In the middle.
Also Muslims outside of the terrorist group hate them. There are always bad apples, and atheists have murderers too.
Note who killed those people? Other religious people who strived to have theirs on top, while I completely agree with the general morality of those religions and their baseline rules, I feel it still sidesteps the issue of the majority of religions out casting scientific advancement in favor of pseudoscience, which even some of the most peace loving religions face the problem of, there are way more issues with religion then simply being friendly or terroristic, it is a creation of thought, unfounded thought which often leads to lack of treatment in extreme examples, hatrid and exclusion of other groups, lack of maturity and care for scientific advancement, at it's core religion often holds a good purpose, but it holds far from good outcomes aside from "being happier".
Also I must apologize for my rapid accusations on the economical front, it was rather harsh of me to jump to such conclusions so immediately.
That is true, but even non terroristic islamics and Muslims face a lot of strife with their religious leaders being connected with the government, with the laws against gay marriage, the intense sexism, and of course, once again the rejection of medical and general scientific advancement in some cases.
Lemona
Hey, nice!
I'll be the honest, BBcode is both the worst and best thing to exist
And also thanks!
[sub]doesn't nation-states run on code that was made like 11 years ago?[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Octoria
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Written by Refuge Isle.