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Teampizzan boats now seen flooding out of EAST TeamPizza to an undisclosed location

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:[spoiler][pre]Saturday, October 22, 2022[/pre]

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[list][pre]The Kaiser of all of Pinevilla has just broadcasted across the nation an official declaration do we on Lemona. Pinevillians are shocked by this act, but quickly rallly around the Kaiser to fight for victory.

The Kaiser was filmed giving a speech, much like the one given in response to the terrorists in Kuwait.

“Citizens of Pinevilla. I come to you now to announce our invasion of Lemona. You may wonder how we are going to accomplish this. I will tell you. We have been planning to invade with the British government for a week now, and today is the day we carry out our operation. We led the lemonans to believe we were planning a science project, and that they would be able to help. They were fooled. I command you lol to now go into your bunkers and activate your nuke shields in preparation. God day to you all.”

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well

Lemona, Xerimerc

Teampizza wrote:Teampizzan boats now seen flooding out of EAST TeamPizza to an undisclosed location

I knew you were tryna pull a fast one and naval invade around the troops!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Troops try to creature many holes that are really nothing, storing things that would send off a heat pattern like a persons.

Troops also begin to place themselves in hidden locations, prepared to fire immediately if found.

The fake heat patterns are not very successful due to the fact the bots are using sonar and Lkandrias tech has advanced beyond basic tricks

Region wide sonar missiles are dropped in forests to find Lemonan soldiers. The missiles can identify Lkandrian citizens and find unidentified peoples with no chip implants

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:I donÂ’t care much for Latvia, but I wanna get rid of resources there

What resources

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:well

hmm

Also just it randomly says lol

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:What resources

not much

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Across all of Britains colonies, Troops are ordered to dig in and defend its borders, specifically Nations like Lemona, Along with the coasts of any of the colonies,

With Britain taking a staunchly defensive policy with its Colonies.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Mm squid demand sacrifice

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Soldiers began to be evacuated as bombing raids start.

A few of the new random stuff bombs which imma call C-Bombs for Chlorine Bombs, are dropped. Many soldiers are redirected to the mainland.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:hmm

Also just it randomly says lol

Ah yes

"I command you lol to now go into your bunkers and activate your nuke shields in preparation"

What a glorious speech from the kaiser

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Mm squid demand sacrifice

kills an apple tree

Here you go

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah yes

"I command you lol to now go into your bunkers and activate your nuke shields in preparation"

What a glorious speech from the kaiser

I just imagine we was looking at his phone and saw something funny

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:kills an apple tree

Here you go

Yasssthankilemon

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I knew you were tryna pull a fast one and naval invade around the troops!

Who ever said it was going to Brazil?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:I just imagine we was looking at his phone and saw something funny

He got a notification from his phone and looked to see a funny text

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Teampizza wrote:Who ever said it was going to Brazil?

Hmm..

you win this time

Lemona, Xerimerc

Teampizza wrote:Who ever said it was going to Brazil?

it just goes back to the mainland

Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Xerimerc

Hey

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Teampizzan families have been assured their relatives have only been sent for a mission the Teampizzans know only few will die from out in the [REDACTED]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:it just goes back to the mainland

100/10 Strategy

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Teampizza wrote:Teampizzan families have been assured their relatives have only been sent for a mission the Teampizzans know only few will die from out in the [REDACTED]

I REVEALED THE LOCATION OH WHAT THE HECK IM SO DUMB SH-

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:I REVEALED THE LOCATION OH WHAT THE HECK IM SO DUMB SH-

Hmm

OUT IN THE ATLANTIC YOU SAY?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm

OUT IN THE ATLANTIC YOU SAY?

He meant to say out in Neptune

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm

OUT IN THE ATLANTIC YOU SAY?

[sub]maybe..[/sub]

Or maybe itÂ’s just..

MIND GAMES

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain.

Can I still join a current event going on?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

sooooooo are we invading lemona

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Socialistic Britain.

Can I still join a current event going on?

What like the war?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:What like the war?

Ding ding ding!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:What like the war?

yessir

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:sooooooo are we invading lemona

Pause war we need to deal with this guy first ceasefire evrybody

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Socialistic Britain.

Can I still join a current event going on?

Yes!

Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yes!

Tell me info in telegram please

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

why is everyone chilling with their red flags while i have a purpley black flag

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:sooooooo are we invading lemona

yes

I think the invading started 2 days ago or so

Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:Pause war we need to deal with this guy first ceasefire evrybody

Lemona wrote:Britain if Pinevilla joins the war against me can we please have a small ceasefire so I can just destroy him for revenge and than just return to war

Sooooo yeahÂ

Remeber this?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:Pause war we need to deal with this guy first ceasefire evrybody

what

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Tell me info in telegram please

Also cool flag

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Socialistic Britain.

Can I still join a current event going on?

Ok rq

Bombing squads are sent towards Kaidia.

Paratroopers are dropped off and ships began to leave the Mediterranean heading on a funny path

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:Sooooo yeahÂ

Remeber this?

britain

what is this

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

New United Common-LandsHey you know what you should do!!! We can make an army

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:Sooooo yeahÂ

Remeber this?

didn't agree to that

Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also cool flag

Thanks :)

Also it is a remake of the old People's Republic of Kaidia flag

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:what

YeahÂ…Â…Â…Â…Â….. A few fleets in the atlantic have revealed themselves and began invading Pinevilla as soldiers rush into Pinevilla territory

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Tell me info in telegram please

no

Pinevilla wrote:yessir

C-Bombs are dropped on Pinevilla to quiet them. The border is heavily protected as soldiers form Latvia arrive.

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:didn't agree to that

Ok then..

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Ok rq

Bombing squads are sent towards Kaidia.

Paratroopers are dropped off and ships began to leave the Mediterranean heading on a funny path

mm

I love the smell of shells raining down on important scientific bases!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:britain

what is this

Idea Lemona suggested

Yeah I think he just wants to bomb your nation into a crater

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:mm

I love the smell of shells raining down on important scientific bases!

Shields are put up to defend against bombs.

Bases are located in more secure areas

ok hold on I gtg

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Tell me info in telegram please

Also there isn't really anything worth sharing

Just "haha funni war"

Lemona, Kaidia

I feel like the odds are stacked against usÂ

Teampizzan scientists are working on a bomb that could cause maximum damage but with Teampizzan scientific advancement at 13% this will take years

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:YeahÂ…Â…Â…Â…Â….. A few fleets in the atlantic have revealed themselves and began invading Pinevilla as soldier rush into Pinevilla territory

ah good

Pinevillian garrisons on the coast spring into action, and the army of Argentea Terra rises up from the camps. Kaiser Evan von Zunich also officially declares war on TeamPizza. Also, Operation Empire is enacted upon TeamPizza's government and military.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Shields are put up to defend against bombs.

Bases are located in more secure areas

ok hold on I gtg

Bombing Squadrons and Vanguard are sent to Lemonan Bases near the Kaidian Border

Further Artillery fire is continued

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Satellites are launched to defend against bombs

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Can Fo wrote:New United Common-LandsHey you know what you should do!!! We can make an army

So like when we had N-day someone invaded us

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain

Kaidia

Teampizza

Lkandria

Red background with golden/yellow symbol in the middle gang

Lemona, Teampizza, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:ah good

Pinevillian garrisons on the coast spring into action, and the army of Argentea Terra rises up from the camps. Kaiser Evan von Zunich also officially declares war on TeamPizza. Also, Operation Empire is enacted upon TeamPizza's government and military.

Operation Hellfire activated lead by Corporal Eddie Munson

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Bombing Squadrons and Vanguard are sent to Lemonan Bases near the Kaidian Border

Further Artillery fire is continued

Soldiers are preserved for emergency use. The KE (now classified as Kaidian Attack Cruiser) Valderion and Aydra have been deployed.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Socialistic Britain

Kaidia

Teampizza

Lkandria

Red background with golden/yellow symbol in the middle gang

YOOOOO, wait everyone in that gang is at war with me.. WhatÂ’s going on hereÂ…?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Shields are put up to defend against bombs.

Bases are located in more secure areas

.

Yea Then the Sheild failed

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:no

C-Bombs are dropped on Pinevilla to quiet them. The border is heavily protected as soldiers form Latvia arrive.

LATVIA?

sir you are at war with lkandria i dont think troops from latvia can get to me

also

Pinevillian spaceships begin to fire upon Lemonan and Pizzan (?) ships in space, while space lasers fire across the Lemonan countryside.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:YOOOOO, wait everyone in that gang is at war with me.. WhatÂ’s going on hereÂ…?

uhhhh

Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Socialistic Britain

Kaidia

Teampizza

Lkandria

Red background with golden/yellow symbol in the middle gang

Lets f**king gooo!

Red and yellow shall live forever!

And maybe Lemona can join the fun!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:Operation Hellfire activated lead by Corporal Eddie Munson

your leader is dead now :)

also me army is bigger than yours :)

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

fnck i gtg bye

britain defend me

you can rp my military while im gone

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:LATVIA?

sir you are at war with lkandria i dont think troops from latvia can get to me

also

Pinevillian spaceships begin to fire upon Lemonan and Pizzan (?) ships in space, while space lasers fire across the Lemonan countryside.

TeamPizza responds to this by going over to mainland Pinevilla and blowing a bunch of things up

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Can Fo wrote:.

Yea Then the Sheild failed

Then all the location of important science lab are revealed

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:no

C-Bombs are dropped on Pinevilla to quiet them. The border is heavily protected as soldiers form Latvia arrive.

Wait a minute

SIR HOW WOULD TROOPS FROM LATVIA ARRIVE IN IRAN

Lemona, Kaidia

TeamPizza responds to Lkandria by also using British tactics in the Napoleonic wars and shooting at Copenhagen

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Rica Nardis, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:LATVIA?

sir you are at war with lkandria i dont think troops from latvia can get to me

also

Pinevillian spaceships begin to fire upon Lemonan and Pizzan (?) ships in space, while space lasers fire across the Lemonan countryside.

Yes they can

I said I brought them out of Latvia through evacuation

Also

Space lasers are directed towards Pinevilla, firing at full power.

Pinevillian satellites are destroyed and so are rockets.

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

KAC Valderion and KAC Aydra arriving

Deploying Paratroopers

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

TeamPizza officially declares war on Kaidia seeing their Pro-British stance

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Pinevilla wrote:fnck i gtg bye

britain defend me

you can rp my military while im gone

I would but I gotta go soon and because of rules they technically can't do anything until you respond to them

Lemona, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait a minute

SIR HOW WOULD TROOPS FROM LATVIA ARRIVE IN IRAN

DID NOBODY READ HOW I EVACUATED TROOPS

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

TeamPizza fortifies against mainly paratroopers seeing disasters that have occurred

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:KAC Valderion and KAC Aydra arriving

Deploying Paratroopers

C-Bombs are dropped on Kaidia.

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

That means Latvia has fallen

Dabs

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:That means Latvia has fallen

Dabs

lol

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Can anyone tell me whatÂ’s going on?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:That means Latvia has fallen

Dabs

Did I fall to 2018?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:TeamPizza responds to Lkandria by also using British tactics in the Napoleonic wars and shooting at Copenhagen

But wouldn't you have to go through the English channel which is defended by my navy or around the British isles and through the north sea which is both protected by my and Lkandrias navy?

Lemona, Kaidia

Teampizza wrote:TeamPizza officially declares war on Kaidia seeing their Pro-British stance

Official declaration of war heard by Kaidian Government

Threat severe.

Operation Black Day

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:TeamPizza responds to Lkandria by also using British tactics in the Napoleonic wars and shooting at Copenhagen

Shields in Copenhagen were already up and the Baltic Fleet moves to obliterate the Pizzan fleet

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:But wouldn't you have to go through the English channel which is defended by my navy or around the British isles and through the north sea which is both protected by my and Lkandrias navy?

Logic does not exist

Socialistic Britain

Teampizza wrote:TeamPizza responds to Lkandria by also using British tactics in the Napoleonic wars and shooting at Copenhagen

Â…..good NAPOLEON

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:But wouldn't you have to go through the English channel which is defended by my navy or around the British isles and through the north sea which is both protected by my and Lkandrias navy?

Lemona also is defending the channel which means it had to go through that ongoing fight

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Logic does not exist

Also, your evacuation of Latvia wouldn't be possible

Well it would if the Lkandrian navy didn't exist

I'm assuming Lkandria is defending the Danish strait

Lemona

Lemona wrote:C-Bombs are dropped on Kaidia.

Deploying shields

As the war goes, foreign peoples from nations that are at war with Kaidia are now declared POWs

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Shields in Copenhagen were already up and the Baltic Fleet moves to obliterate the Pizzan fleet

After Teampizzan destroyed fleet Teampizza calls back some fleets

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizzan tourism is shut down from Kaidia taking some Teampizzans as prisoner which is a public outrage

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Post self-deleted by Teampizza.

Am preparing my war flag

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Rica Nardis wrote:Am preparing my war flag

Ur preparing for war..?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also, your evacuation of Latvia wouldn't be possible

Well it would if the Lkandrian navy didn't exist

I'm assuming Lkandria is defending the Danish strait

I said how it was aerial

Aerial evacuation

Socialistic Britain

https://youtu.be/iCogxySq7hY

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Kaidia wrote:Deploying shields

As the war goes, foreign peoples from nations that are at war with Kaidia are now declared POWs

Where did you get those shields unless Vlaskal trade them to you

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia

Operation Redfire commences with a brutal air bombing raid, planes fly very low to ground burning cities and starting wildfires

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Teampizza wrote:Ur preparing for war..?

No. Just making one for fun

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:I said how it was aerial

Aerial evacuation

wait

did you?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I said how it was aerial

Aerial evacuation

maybe I didnÂ’t say it

but I did mean to say it

In the og post I implied it

Socialistic Britain

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