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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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The Martian Democracy, Mjau
I don't think the region officially endorses kids getting into street fights but I could be wrong
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
[I]I take a boat to the end of the Medditerranean. I find the Sinai Peninsula. I start to invade east of the Peninsula. I invade the Jerusalem and Baghdad areas. I stop at the coast, outside Lkandira and Adhrebal, and thinking of negotiating with Adhrebal to get the Makka and Madani Regions. [/I]
Adreabhal
Rp that into the map, Socialistic Britain or I will
It looks like they took a while to make.
The Martian Democracy
Things have changed around here O.o
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Make sure to let Socialistic Britain know
rahhhh
we street fight all the time
EMPTY THY POCKETS!!!!
Director Shane Yonti stares at the report blankly. The report details a new civilization appearing in the eastern Gaian Mediterranean Sea
Eh, should I worry about this? Shane wonders
Little is known of the new civilization as of now. He sighs and taps his earpiece
Can I get two Shadow Division Scouts to look into the new civilization that has popped up? he says into the ear piece. A voice responds
Oh no no Im not planning an invasion. I just want to know about it Shane says, responding to the voice in his earpiece The voice responds again
Hmm. I want them in that country by the end of the day. Thats all. Get it done Shane replies. The voice acknowledges
Shane sits back in his chair, wondering if the new civilization in Gaian China is worth looking into but decides it doesnt matter due to its distance away. Its probably too weak to do anything to us anyways, Shane thinks to himself. Shane sighs again and lays his head down to try and sleep
Socialistic Britain
Is this a demand or smth?
"What are they doing?" Empress Thalia Mila asks the messenger, an Adreabhala civil servant, upon receiving the intelligence report. "Don't they know that they're getting in the way of Adreabhal's imperialist agenda? Send them a telegram politely informing these Pyhdonese that the region they're attempting to settle should be vacated at the soonest possible moment. I want warships deployed if necessary."
She turns to her secretary, thinking for a moment before adding. "Natalie, could you please send a message to General Pharon that the time is ripe to claim the highlands of Ethiopia and Eritrea to the north? You can tell him that the Empress requests that he personally lead the settlers there. Additional supplies are set to arrive in the region in two weeks and will continue on a monthly schedule thenceforth."
Natalie nodded courteously. "Of course, Your Majesty. It shall be done."
Socialistic Britain
[I]"We want peace, not war", Emperor Kamikaze von Pyhdon says. "We want a trade relationship and to be borders"
Pyhdon will keep peace between nations without war. "We can keep peace, and I will help with your Socialist Imperial Regime as a friend of the Crown of Adhreabhal. If you send warships, I will send a Napoleonic force to invade. If trade and peace, I will help you with your regime by granting free passage.[/I]
No, it is a question worded in a demand.
Socialistic Britain
If you were Lkandira I would be worried. But since I have more Tech than you, I am not scared.
[I]Kamikaze von Pyhdon sends an Ultimatum to the Empress of Adhreabhal, or otherwise he will invade.[/I]
Btw some of your regions in the GME are annoyed they can't join the Islamic-majority country of mine.
I am not Pyhdonese, my denonym is Pyhhrish Person!!![/I]
Vordoslavia
Post self-deleted by Pyhdon.
I am getting some more land for myself and sending my demonym to Adreabhal. I just used Lkandira as an example. I sent an ultimatum to Adreabhal in the telegrams. And can you send me military aid, Vordoslavia? Thanks in advance
Vordoslavia
ok, let me think of how to put it in RP, but where is your land?
The Gaian Middle East and the Greece and Constantinople areas
Vordoslavia
all in Gaia
thx, give me a few mins to think
Pyhdon
Ok
Becos i have only a peacekeeping military in there, not a full-blown military
The Grand Socialist Reich Of Vordoslavia and great Emperor Leopold the First (No relation to Leopold the Second Of Belgium) are quick to realize the Pyhhrish People require our aid, from one side of Europa to the other, Vordoslavia sends four Griffin Carrier Planes Filled with food, water, weapons, explosives, and 2 Prototype Black Griffin tanks, Equipped with Bullet Ant missles.
A message appears for the great Pyhhrish Leader, it reads as so...
From the desk of Leopold the First
"The Vordoslav People have recognized your need for aid, so we have granted you our finest resources to help get you past this tough time, use the resources wisely"
From, The Great Leopold the First and the Vordoslav People
Adhreabhal has more tech points then you silly
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Recognizing this situation we stand with the pyhhrish people.
Fortior Ocior!
Post self-deleted by Lkandria.
You dont have any of that stuff. Look at the SA chart
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
1st of all, wat is SA chart, the tanks and stuff are just made up names, we have tanks and transport jets
Socialistic Britain
Ya dont. In the stats category if your nation there is a stat called Scientific Advancement. For the regional RP we have a Scientific Advancement chart that shows you what can and cannot have with your given amount of Scientific Advancement points. You currently only have 25 scientific advancement points meaning youre in the First and Second Industrial Revolution Era
And heres the SA chart
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1818586
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
why and how do I only have that much? I ALMOST have a billion population AND I have been playing for about half a year. How?
Socialistic Britain
none of these:
Capital Punishment
Citizens may be executed for crimes.
Corporal Punishment
Criminals may be ordered to undergo physical punishment.
Conscription
A period of military service is compulsory for all citizens.
ID Chips
Citizens are administered an under-the-skin ID chip.
Contribute to better tech?
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Well I mean its based on how you answer issue. I always go for the science and military option which is why I have over 1,000 scientific advancement points. Youre probably choosing all the primitive options
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
No sir
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
This is an outrage! I have most of the government spending in law and order and defense, I should have probably at least had modern technology at this point, and not even ID CHIPS. That's unfair man, just like President Donald J. Trump probably once said "I demand a recount!"
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Choose the options that sound like mad scientists in issues
Socialistic Britain
Former*
Vordoslavia
you get the idea...
so what now, hm, non-believers?
Let the fire burn out with no fuel left? Or perhaps adding on to it?
I WILL STAND
hold up am reading a script
Within the day, The Great Leopold the First received a letter from the Adreabhala ambassador straight to his office. It reads as follows:
"Dearest Leopold, we, Empress Thalia Mila of the Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal have noted that you have sent aid to the belligerents in Pyhdon. Although we feel this is done in good faith, we urge you to reconsider your diplomatic choice. We deign to remind you that the Pyrrhish settlers took land that was rightfully under Adreabhala prospect and surveillance and have callously made it their own. Their actions are an affront to Adreabhal's people and Imperial legacy, and as such we will not hesitate to respond with force should the Pyrrhish settlers make themselves obnoxious to us. In case it had missed your Excellency's notice, sending aid to subversives such as the Pyrrhish settlers is an efficient way to make yourselves obnoxious as well. Please reconsider your flow of aid to these peoples, or the Cancrine Empire may be forced to take defensive action to protect the interests of our dear citizens. Should you choose to cooperate with our noble land, we are pleased to offer you discounted imports of Adreabhala produce and her finest wines. Refuse to cooperate, and there will likely be more than a lack of imports to deal with. We feel compelled to remind you that the Adreabhala military is a force to be reckoned with, especially considering the state of yours. Please regard our words carefully!
Thank you, dearest friend,
Empress Thalia Mila Shidakhina"
Vordoslavia
"Ha! That fool thinks he can challenge us? The finest pinnacles of the Cancrine Empire's military might? This Emperor Kamikaze remains insolent to me." Empress Thalia Mila laughed scornfully. Hands steady, she takes up her pen and begins to write a response:
"Emperor Kamikaze,
Who do you take us for? You are in no place to make demands of the Cancrine Empire and your undignified theft of land under Adreabhal's sphere of influence remains a travesty to us. We did not think that we would need to make this known to you, but the strength of your nation is considerably weaker than ours. It would be very unwise to trifle with Adreabhal and her interests. And so, we issue you this warning: If you choose to disregard this letter and the Adreabhala peacekeeping envoy docked shortly away from the coastline you stole, the Cancrine Empire will protect her interests, even if this means taking hostile military action. We would like a written assurance of your express intention to leave our sphere of influence. Should this assurance not reach us, or should you refuse to comply with our requests, you will face the might of the Cancrine Empire. I trust that you will endorse your right faculties and take immediate leave of the area. Only a fool would deign to do otherwise. We eagerly await your response in the Court of Her Imperial Radiance, Empress Thalia Mila of the Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal and of her righteous peoples"
Within the next few days, a message from The Great Leopold the First of the Vordoslav People, straight to Empress Thalia Mila Shidakhina's desk, it reads as so...
"We understand this is a matter of diplomacy, however, we have also understood that in a matter, the battle is in your favor, we have decided to pick the side that requires the most aid, the Pyhhrish people think they will be under your tyranny, but I shan't let this dispute go on unnoticed, we have chosen a side and hope that one day, you recognize the Pyhhrish people's time of need, and regret what you will have done. I one day hope we will both look back and laugh at what will be going on."
Danke!
Fortior, Ocior!
Und Für Den Kaiser!
Empress Thalia Mila's voice vibrated with a deadly calm as she issued the order to deploy 12,000 troops near Vordoslavia's border. It will take weeks to reach them, granted, but once that cowardly and foolish emperor sees the Adreabhala war machine encamped on his doorstep, he may reconsider his decision to name the Empress of the Cancrine Empire a fool. In the end, yes, one of them may be laughing, but it will be the Empress, laughing as Vordoslavia crumbles to ash beneath her feet.
(OOC: I want to note that this is not a declaration of war just yet but rather an "envoy" to make the gravity of Vordoslavia's choice felt. We hope you will reconsider, for the sake of your own nation.)
Vordoslavia
[I]The vordislavian army people are mounting on the border and have started to invade Adreabhal.Tthough outnumbered, they force them off the Peninsula and back out towards Eriteria. The Joint forces invade Egypt and we send a peacekeeping battalion to the Capital, OH, and we put Mila.
at gunpoint . [/I]
"Leave us or be killed!"
"Leave us and you will live!"
[I]Thalia Mila Shidakhina has been shot 200 times in the head accidentally by her own soldier. My Peacekeeping Regime is prompting the help of NUCL as we put a temporary Government until she gets better.[/I]
There is that resolved we will stay in the GME.
"Ha! What fool Thalia is. She let us in and got shot in the head two [I]hundred[/I] times by the head of the army. We did not even have any of [I]her [/I] land!"
[I]Moral of the RP: do not underestimate Pyhdon's power with Vordoslavia's help. Adreabhal's leader won't[/I]
If u say anything against this I will have Vordoslavia as a witness, Adreabhal
Vordoslavia
Pyhdon and Vordoslavia have now 50-50 control over the country while their leader recovers. Adreabhal is forbidden from attacking Pyhdon again with it's war regime of madness. and Adreabhal has to give £100,000,000,000 Pyhhron-von-Pounds in damage reparations.[/I]
Vordoslavia
But what does "tech points" have to do with this? I never fight wars on my own, unless they are jokes. I am helped by Vordoslavia
Btw I have actually sent a telegram.
Adreabhal
[I]Emperor Kamikaze A'amin Kalimonel Zharin Polic von Zaic Cart Cahmisondemeso von Pyhdon gives a final, triumphant laugh. The Adreabhalian people are now happier under me than under anyone else, like The SB's or Adreahbal because we Shaw the religion of Islaam. [/I]
Adreabhal read the whole battle
And I don't think it is over if we don't have a treaty. That was real RP
We read it. I think its funny that you think you stand a chance. Heres a counterproposal:
Emperor Kamikaze,
If you are the wise man we estimate you to be, you will accept this gracious counterproposal:
You and your insolent settlers will move your settlements further north, until all of your people have settled further north than the Levant region. Should you fulfill this single, simple condition, you can be assured that Adreabhal will cease all hostilities towards Pyhdon and her people for five years unless otherwise provoked, and Adreabhal will work to establish a thriving diplomatic relationship with us. If you choose not to fulfill this one frankly generous request, you and your people will come to regret it. Please let us know what you think of our proposal, and please, no more of this silly notion that you can make demands of us.
Her Glory, Empress Thalia Mila of the Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal
What battle? Are you acting foolishly enough to engaging my forces?
Socialistic Britain
Please read the RP rules. Your god-modding is strictly unallowed.
Socialistic Britain
[I]Thalia you have been shot 200 times. How can you say this.
And don't call me insolent or I won't budge.
(Btw no land was taken until you declared war)[/I]
I never declared war. You cannot just pretend to assassinate my leader. You are objectively weaker than me. Stop god-modding.
I stole tech and military supplies from NUCL, Yodle and Britain and only used Vordoslavian tech
You can't just say 'I win' in a singular post
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
I accept but only north of your borders. And I retain Gaidubai.
No. North of Levant, or die. No compromises. Your choice.
Im not even going to respond to this
As an enclave
And all the cities I built there prior to this rp and me going to the places [I]not owned by you, Adreabhal[/I]. I took your warships as an act of war
That was a temporary thing. The war is still happening on the sidelines
You and whose army? Your military would have trouble defeating a particularly large whale and your technology is pre-Great War. Your claims are wildly untrue
Vordoslavias
12,000 of my troops are on their way to Vordoslavias border. His technology has barely just covered the Industrial revolution. I bomb their troops with planes (which I have and yall do not), and theyre done with
Levant doesn't exist. I destroyed it when it did not want to compromise.
Where is Levant?
I [I]am [/I] the Levant area. that was mine from the start.
By the way, you just disrespected the Muslims by throwing them out of their lands. I declare another war. And I will take all the tech I can. even if I have steal borrow from SB or NUCL or Ardeyn
And Im saying, move north of the Levants northern border. Refuse, and you get bombed.
Did you just declare war on me?
If you don't agree with just north of Madinah and the Enclave, yes. And don't say I did not raid SB and NUCL
That is my whole country, silly. I won't
North of Lebanon. No further south. Also, pretty sure you have to try RPing (and fail, because theyd catch you) stealing stuff. Otherwise I could just say I stole Lkandrias supermassive bombs and destroyed you in one explosion
Ok fine. BUT IF YOU ARE IN NEED, HEED ME: I WONT HELP YOU!
[/I]
Adreabhal
By the way, my nation has TV's and laptops, so I am actually more advanced than u thought.
A wise choice. And trust me, I cant conceive of a situation in which I would ever need your help
Lebanon is the southern border of Levant. So the Southern border of Levant it is.
I said north of Lebanon. So long as youre above Lebanons northern border, we will leave you in peace
Like Socialistic Britain invading? and he took over everyone else?
Ok
And We have now a peaceful relation and trade-lation. WE actually [I]need[/I] open borders or otherwise my people can't make pilgrimage to Mecca.
Id look for help elsewhere. Your military would be a fly in the way of Britains war machine, should such a hypothetical come to pass
Socialistic Britain
That is the southern borer of levant!
Ok but my 1 Pyhrron von Puund is worth a Billion Pounds. Financial, Empress, Financial.
Ill allow your people to make the pilgrimage to Mecca. Just follow the settlement agreement and your religious pilgrims and no one else will have free access to your holy city. You settle south of Lebanons northern border, and I will close my borders and destroy you
Ok but if you invade me, I WILL FORTIFY AND BLOCKADE AND DECLARE WAR.
Adreabhal
That is straight-up untrue. That's not how the economy works
Fair. Just stay further north than Lebanon's northern border and we won't have any problems.
Let's just say we also have a border same consequence. I will only allow you to go past me.
I'll RP invading Iran north of Levant's southern border and then some other countries.
And if someone invades you, don't come wailing.
Adreabhal
Shall we sign a treaty to mark this agreement? The conditions of the treaty are as follows:
1. The United Socialist States of Pyhdon will extend its political jurisdiction no further south than the northern border of the Lebanon region, from the northern border of Lebanon on the Mediterranean extending indefinitely eastward up to the area of Afghanistan.
2. Adreabhal will not initiate a militaristic excursion into Pyhdon for five years, or as long as their jurisdiction remains no further south than Lebanon's northern border.
3. Adreabhal will provide access to Islam's holy city, Mecca, to all Pyrrhish pilgrims and tourists, and guarantees their safety from Adreabhala persecution. No other citizens from Pyhdon will be allowed into Adreabhal without proper reason.
In recognition and agreement of these provisions, signed
Adreabhal and ________
Socialistic Britain
Its your Scientific Advancement so that you know what kind of things you can and cannot have. We have a chart for it
Socialistic Britain
8,500 nice
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