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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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Triangola, Lemona
And that went to pg 613
Triangola, Lemona
Hmm sounds like the invasion of Ukraine yes?
I don't see any resemblance. You are fake news.
Lemona
CanÂ’t accept it can ya?
Our magnificent country simply desires to delemon the Empire and protect the Free Land of Catopes.
Lemona, Catopes
sure
Everyone is calling me “The Empire”, what is that about. It sounds like propaganda cause it makes me sound like the Sith and you sound like the goodie two shoes Jedi
New United Common-Lands
We are also imposing increases on lemon trade from Lemona
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I canÂ’t figure out who to support!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Catopes
Can someone please lay this out so I can understand whoÂ’s attacking and whoÂ’s defending and whoÂ’s sanctioning and whoÂ’s neutral.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I would say Mr Government is slightly neutral as he is for oranges but he likes lemons more then limes. The rest is very confusing. At this point I donÂ’t even know what IÂ’m doing!
We will accept that
Triangola
IÂ’m eating a lemon starburst so I support Lemona
New United Common-Lands, Triangola, Lemona
If you really donÂ’t know just support grapefruit, but joint me would be really nice. ;)
Catopes gave the first threat, and it escalated.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
UEAH STARBURTS DECIDE EVERYTHING NOW YEAHHHHBHHHH
Yes
Lemona
Who actually drinks limeade without having some kind of outside pressure? Like if you actually drink that you are insane. Freakin grapefruit is better then that
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1682381
I have preserved the declaration of war on Free Quebec. Officially we are still at war but it might end soon so we are keeping it preserved for now.
Free Quebec
If only I still had the zombies..
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Fair enough.
Lemona
Traitor. How is it possible to change your mind so quickly? Weak leader.
Lemona
I have no intention of withdrawing my troops until the decitronization of your poor Empire is achieved.
Lemona
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1682420
Peace treaty, read everything.
I donÂ’t think someone will accept this but hope you sign it! The war has gone for over a week at this point
New United Common-Lands has accepted the treaty
New United Common-Lands
Woah there was a whole war going on lmao
Lemona
It has been going on for a while, we just hid it from you :)
Sicario Mercenary Corps
There is no war in the region with no big banks :)
Lemona
There was this one nation involved but he left the region, Leidenschadt.
Not anymore, it seems
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Still going on until everyone signs the treaty
I know many people have read it, but only two have signed it. New United Common-Lands and I. My puppets count as me.
Do I need to sign it? Im unfamiliar with how wars work
Lemona
You werenÂ’t involved but like I donÂ’t care sure
Lemona
Haha you havenÂ’t even signed it yet. Infact if you just want peace you can sign it. You donÂ’t have to make it about you.
I am the one selling more guns to the lemon side, but still selling guns to the lime side too.
IÂ’ll sign.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Catopes gave the first threat, and it escalated.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Okay!
New United Common-Lands
Now four nations have signed the treaty, New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Mr Government, and I.
Wait I thought that the war only lasted 3 or so hours. What?
Lemona
Nope. Tensions rose over 10 days ago when Catopes said that lemons shouldnÂ’t even be citrus fruits.
While I sign I am figuring out ways to cause turmoil in our region
I also sign.
Lemona
Study peoples opinions and which one will want to destroy you more if you say something
I think Catopes will sign it but not Free Quebec
Yay I added it to the treaty
Okay now 5 people have signed. Aya Democratic Republic, Brendene, Mr Government, New United Common-Lands, and I.
what the hell happened in the last 8-7 hours???? did i miss anything?
Triangola, Lemona
Socialistic Britain, Brendene, Lemona, Catopes
For god sake I left for a day why is there a war
Vlaskal, Lemona
well uh. lemon bad say Catopes and me mad so me say bad and new Union on me side because he thought me send terroist to him but mr government say that it might be Catopes because they frame me and brawl starts and poll gets made and thatÂ’s only covering the surface
I made peace treaty but not enough have signed yet.Free Quebec also refuses to move troops out of lemona but I think Catopes will make peace
Vlaskal
Vlaskal will also open the Frestavibvelik canal as an alternative trade route, away from the compromised waters of Lemona and Catopes, as economic assistance for neutral nations. Vlaskanese navy ships will also guard and patrol the waters near the canal to deter warships intending to cross
Lemona, Catopes
also the war goes back about 10 days ago with Catopes and I and another country that left got in an argument
Lemona, if you give me a lifetime supply of lemons I'll invade catopes
Lemona
Cripple economy part bad but I still have port on the Mediterranean so me still have good economy
I trying to make peace with Catopes but I will give lifetime supply of lemons anyways.
Oh yeah I forgot the war is on a ceasefire as the treaty is being signed so waters surrounding my empire are calm
You sure you don't want me to invade Catopes
Maybe throw a couple nukes
Lemona
Nah we on ceasefire
With the treaty in existence IÂ’m gonna change my moto as itÂ’s against limes but I will make it neutral
I actually just realized
I don't even know if I'm in the roleplay
am I?
Eh I'm too lazy to check
Lemona
nope you had nothing in it
Socialistic Britain you can actually defend Lemona in exchange for lifetime supply of lemons. We donÂ’t have to strong of defenses only we hired Ukrainian farmers to work on our fields and defend against invaders along to teach our farmers how to do it. Some navy support could be good.
I am flabbergasted by the turn of events.
Catopes is a Free Land. Citizens can choose to enjoy a bad citrus if they want. We will never interfere with the freedom of our citizens.
Accordingly, Catopes signs the peace treaty and asks for an immediate ceasefire, while mentioning loud and clear that Free Quebec remains an ally of our free land and that it clearly acts in this way to protect our freedom.
Brendene, Lemona
Okay sounds great! Please get your ally to remove troops from lemona. Also, donÂ’t worry a ceasefire was already called
Brendene
6 people now. Adding on Catopes!
Brendene
this is why I donÂ’t think Free Quebec will make peace
So uh everyone. How do you feel about what happened? Ya know the war, the poll, the treaty, and that. What are you gonna do now just return to normal NationStates orÂ…?
So IÂ’ve been in The Region That Has No Big Banks for about a two months now and I was wondering, was there any war before this? Like besides the whole zday stuff
i mean there was a civil war sorta thing during YodleÂ’s inactivity
Lemona
we also got raided years before i was here
Brendene, Lemona
Take this special military operation seriously. It is not of the scope of which our republic is truly capable.
This mission is a complete success. We succeeded in protecting the interests of the various nations of the region in the war for freedom.
This is a clear message that we have sent to all nations that would be interested in intimidating and invading other nations.
I order my troops to leave the Empire territory immediately.
On the other hand, Free Quebec does not intend to commit to a peace treaty. We will intervene if we feel the need.
Lemona
sounds like Russia
Brendene, Lemona
Oh yeah I read that when I was scrolling through the RMB
Catopes signed it. No need.
It was more just one guy throwing a temper tantrum really
Brendene, Lemona
Yeah tbh I donÂ’t know what he means of a success I wasnÂ’t really scared of his troops cuz I hired Ukrainian farmers to take their stuff
Brendene
Also Free Quebec if you donÂ’t sign it and others donÂ’t sign it the war will continue.
Brendene
If I were you, instead of continuing to be so arrogant, I would invest in the defense budget.
Your army is no match for ours.
It will hurt.
Lemona
Uh huh okay maybe you should sign it now cuz even your ally signed it.
IÂ’ve heard of The Place That Has No Big Banks
Brendene
While it is not technically turmoil, I am stationing BrendenE ships outside of Free QuebecÂ’s ports. We threaten to shoot if they make any more moves in Lemona.
Lemona
I just said a bunch of stuff in regions we have embassies in and now IÂ’m terrified
Brendene
okay just make sure I donÂ’t get the blame
look at this funny month old post
Brendene, Catopes
Post self-deleted by Catopes.
Leave our waters immediately. Your presence is considered an assault. Otherwise it's the torpedo in the buttocks. (damn i'm discovered)
Lemona
what why delet post WHAT IT SAY?
Brendene
You wonÂ’t. ItÂ’s me who deployed the ships, and you didnÂ’t authorize it.
Lemona
sussy baka thatÂ’s pretty amoong us sus if you to sus say that. many sussy among us drip
We wonÂ’t leave until you exit Lemona
This even older funny post for over 5 years ago
Our Republic has already withdrawn its troops...
Lemona
he Did he just no sign treaty which is almost just as bad
For all neutral nations in this conflict, the Frestavibvelik canal is has been officially opened, you may use this canal for a safer alternative away from catopes and lemonan waters...
Lemona
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