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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
So we are the region that has big banks now? New United Common-Lands
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We must destroy him
Lemona, Xerimerc
No.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes!
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have a lAmp
It is half covered in stickers
taken from apples
mm
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
who?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
My banners are just anime I like
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
random Kaidia noises
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Awasocute
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
(this is the standard words of the Kaidian language)
DRAK KEN VIER
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
DEST FEIR GARISTEIN
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
UNST REYKA VALEN REIC
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
nani?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
UNST TEIN VERIST GENIUR
Lemona, Xerimerc
0wo?
Lemona, Kaidia
No
slaps
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah
Lemona, Kaidia
UNST DREIC EN IALST
Lemona, Xerimerc
You know what triggers me.
If you want to not be shot or slapped, don't act as you normally do.
Lemona, Xerimerc
You hear me?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Time to eat some grub
Lemona, Xerimerc
xewi makes no pwomisies uwu
Kaidia
Let me guess, someone's puppet?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
HAISICARIO
Lemona, Kaidia
Do you want another slap?
Lemona, Xerimerc
a slap where kaidia
Lemona, Kaidia
Uh...
The face?
Duh.
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmm no
Lemona, Kaidia
OH HELL NAW
slaps face
Lemona, Xerimerc
A-whywhatdidxewidothistime;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
You will not make me slap your...
Gluteus maximus(?) or gluteus medius(?).
Lemona, Xerimerc
owo
Lemona, Kaidia
slaps face
Your consequence is being decided among the Kaidian Senate.
Lemona, Xerimerc
A STAHPHItTINGME;W;
Lemona, Kaidia
Please await your consequence.
We will be right back with you.
Lemona, Xerimerc
oki ^w^
Lemona, Kaidia
What will you pick?
Lemona, Xerimerc
"Among your consequence, we, the Kaidian Senate have decided.
Our judicial branch has also decided your crimes.
For the crime of annoying Kaidia and his people and being inappropriate,
We, the Kaidian Senate, sentence you to an execution.
We will be nice, so what will you choose?
Option A: Electric Chair | Option B: Lethal Injection | Option C: File for divorce with Pinevilla
-The Communicator of theKaidian Senate,
Unist Naristor"
MMMM
Lemona, Kaidia
What do you choose?
Lemona, Xerimerc
what if I
uh
uh
choose no
Lemona, Kaidia
A, B, or C, Xeri?
Unless I can decide for you.
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmm
A
Lemona, Kaidia
pushes to electric chair and ties down
Lemona
kaidia you're just being needlessly violent again
Lemona, Kaidia
So sad your "husband" Pinevilla can't see you die...
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.
puts hand on lever
Say hi to Satan for me, will you?
Lemona, Xerimerc
CA-CHING
Lemona, Xerimerc
YOU FOOL
YOU MORON
YOU ABSOLUTE BUFOON
XERI IS A TOASTER BOI
YOUR PRIMITIVE EXECUTION DEVICE IS USELESS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
Lemona, Kaidia
points turrets
Can a toaster deflect bullets?
Let's find out now.
Lemona, Xerimerc
NO
SHUT
I DID THE THING
I GET TO GO HOME NOW
Lemona, Kaidia
picks up and drops in water
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah isscold ^~^
Lemona, Kaidia
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pees in the water
Lemona
Ahhhh...
Lemona
cease
also
smol
Lemona, Kaidia
Can you sign here?
So that way you can be free.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Sign where
what am I signing
Lemona, Kaidia
A paper.
So that way you can be free.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Does the paper say anything on it
is there any text printed or written upon it
if so, what is it
Lemona, Kaidia
telegram
Lemona, Xerimerc
"YOU ARE POSSIBLY AGREEING TO BE FREE"
Kaidy what does that mean :3
Lemona, Kaidia
You might not agree to be free.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Unclear effect
invalid contract
I'm just gonna leav if you don play fair ):<
Lemona, Kaidia
Fine.
I'll update it.
Lemona, Xerimerc
thaaaanki *kis*
Lemona, Kaidia
You like it now?
Lemona, Xerimerc
" YOU ARE BEING GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE LET GO WITH NO EXPENCE, BUT YOUR LEGAL NAME."
Elaborate on your meaning in "opportunity"
also
My legal name is an expense? Is my name being taken upon signing?
Lemona, Kaidia
You are being allowed to be free.
Aka an "opportunity"
And also you'll just sign your nation name.
I put that cause it was for prisoners.
Lemona, Xerimerc
What?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Also the expense of signing is your legal name will be known for any other crimes you commit.
Lemona, Xerimerc
But it's just your nation name
Lemona, Xerimerc
You guys clearly need banking, big banking.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We are fine on our own thank you very much.
We need no big banks.
Lemona, Xerimerc
time for PE
Xeri, just sign the telegram to me
Copy and paste and underline your name so I can approve it
Lemona, Xerimerc
Wrong! Very wrong. Obviously we need CONTROL and FORCE over the people, banking is important, put your money in so we can find all the big businesses in the world and drill into the polar ice caps, well, what's left of them
Lemona, Kaidia
no
Lemona, Kaidia
Yes.
Lemona, Kaidia
Explain
Lemona, Kaidia
I just did...
Lemona, Kaidia
Sir
do you wish to cease to exist?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Explain again, I didn't quite understand the first time
Lemona, Kaidia
No.
Lemona, Kaidia
HAAIAIAIAIAIAIIAIA BRITAINY GIVE ME ATTENTION OWOPLEASE
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Big Banks, like I would so be, take your money, AND DRILL INTO THOSE POLAR ICE CAPS BABY! Yeah! Thats what it's all about! Wooooooo!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Too bad good sir, we do not permit Big Banks so therefore you must cease and destroy your big banks.
Lemona, Kaidia
What does that... accomplish
How do I benefit from that
Lemona, Kaidia
No.
Lemona, Kaidia
I don't know, ask the corporations that.
Lemona, Kaidia
G0DDAMNITICANTSTOPTHINKINGABOUTELONMUSK'SLASTNAMEAGAINHALP
Lemona, Kaidia
or else you will be obliterated by giant luxury gay socialist space lasers
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
How about....hmmmmm.....Nope
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
We gain nothing from this
funding withheld
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Do you need a Tylenol?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
:0 can i have one of those
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Well, let me just get the giant luxury gay socialist space lasers ready
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Who said you, the people, need to gain from this?
Lemona, Kaidia
Sure!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
uh
I did
*flashbackstothatonetime*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
u///u
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.