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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Sure. Also what about the Lemonans who died?
Obviously you didnÂ’t read that Jimmy was on a commit suicide
No Lemonans died. Unless you mean the military guys at the lemon nuke stores. But they declared war, so I had a reason to kill ‘em.
Oh okay thatÂ’s cool.
*Lemonan ships are sent out all across the coast of Africa to make sure BrendenEÂ’s ships can only make access trade through the north with Ardeyn and Aya*
also,
*sends less but still a few submarines to sink ships of BrendenE trying to trade with Sicario*
but we havenÂ’t yet? IÂ’ve just blocked trade. And sent troops to your border.
How does that stop me? I have icebreakers to pave the way.
And also making one of those nuclear lemons basically makes that whole area toxic, and houses were a couple of miles away! Some got radiation giving them cancer and other stuff!
I'm pretty sure sinking merchant ships trying to trade with a neutral power is a crime
And also bad for Sicario's economy
Who didnÂ’t declare war?
Okay, but the north is still cold. And the ice even with icebreakers will make it a slow journey. And you canÂ’t trade with Sicario anymore.
So non-civilians? Fine with me.
Dammit I messed up.
Lemona
Nice quote edit.
And I didnÂ’t say now. I said I would.
He gave some of civilians cancer.
oh yeah good point.
I will just kick them off the ships and definitely not piracy and deliver to them myself so I get the money and Brenden doesnÂ’t.
IÂ’m pretty sure hijacking merchant ships is illegal as well
Lemona
I said itÂ’s definitely not piracy
Yeah! Stop that!
Then what is it?
Lemona
Piracy - the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea.
Lemona
My brain has forgot how to @ nations without having the flag
Welp
Lemona
[Nation=short+noflag][/nation]
Socialistic Britain
[pre][nation=noflag]lemona[/nation][/pre]
Socialistic Britain
[Nation=short+noflag][/Lkandria]
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yeah I still donÂ’t know how this works
Lemona
Ah, Thanks comrade
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Should something come up?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
uhhhhh
not piracy
noooooo definitely not piracy
That works too
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I did [pre][pre][/pre][/pre]
[Nation=short+noflag]BrendenE[/Nation]
Lemona
[nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]
Lemona
[nation=long+noflag]Lemona[/nation]
New United Common-Lands
[Pre][Nation=short+noflag]Lkandria[/nation][/pre]
[pre][Nation=noflag]Lkandria[/nation][/pre]
ItÂ’s shorter
Also because you donÂ’t need the short, but you can have the long if you want the full name.
[nation=Aya Democratic Republic]
[nation=short]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]
[nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation]
Lemona
I found something saying there was a [pre][nation=noname][/pre] command but it doesnÂ’t work for me
Lemona
Wait why are we not at war anymore
Lemona
[nation]Lemona[/nation]
[nation=long]Lemona[/nation]
[nation=noflag]Lemona[/nation]
[nation=long+noflag]Lemona[/nation]
You can do
[pre][nation=Lemona][/pre]
we are learning commands
Well look at other dispatchesÂ…Â… oh look at that. My troops took over half of that area in Vlaskal. IÂ’ll stop invading. IÂ’m good.
Lemona
Yeah now IÂ’m declaring war
As an invasion of Vlaskal has happened before the planned date of the 22nd they said, and how Vlaskal is currently offline, we are declaring war on BrendenE! We shall reclaim such land for Vlaskal and push further. They have attacked. We request all ECLIPSE and UEMO members help, along with the ISI.
Thank you,
and say goodbye!
Peanteom
But before that we have one thing to say, puppies are cute.
*troops move into occupied territory to kick BrendenE out*
Peanteom
We're staying out of this unless a nuke or war crime happens
Europe can go #£%@ itself
Lemona, Peanteom
Fair, fair. But you live in Europe.
Britain? European? Pfffft
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I donÂ’t care too much about ISI members helping, but eh. The more the m- that doesnÂ’t really work for war. Eh
I stopped invading and pulled troops out. ItÂ’s my territory, so if you attack, thatÂ’s invading me.
Okay, IÂ’m gonna stand guard until Vlaskal reads it
On the 21st Of April At 23:00
Leader of Socialistic Britain, Robert Griffith' Has declared The Nation of Socialistic Britain Is in a state of war With BrendenE, Stating the reasoning to be BrendenE Attacking a fellow ECLIPSE member and ally
Throughout The British Isles and Gaul, The British army has begun Mobilising And Is expected to head east towards Vlaskal to protect Vlaskanese Territory, And a second mission of taking any territory from the enemy and pushing further.
The RAF And Royal navy have also begun Mobilising and are expected to assist in the fighting within the next Couple days.
Lemona
You know what time it is!
Time to start weaponizing cyber bullies!
*Hired kids are told to spam the DMÂ’s of BrendenE related accounts on social media, saying hateful messages. Just not puppies are bad they canÂ’t say that*
Just in case BrendenE somehow has robots that are secret, we are gonna send some Environmental Troops to dismantle them. Just in caseÂ
And if he says there are none, we are still keeping them there to dismember other stuff.
....retaliation is imminent, ballistic missiles inbound in strategic locations, the counter-offensive starts now...
Lemona
Well if you invade first I canÂ’t be blamed, besides the fact BrendenE alreayd invaded you so IÂ’m not really the bad one
i will open my silos to target ports, eclipse article 3 should now be enforced
Lemona
Troops are prepared, nuclear lemons molted down into bullets to be shot. Mustard gas has been packed into flamethrowers. The counter invasion begins
Okay,
[sub] what the hell does article 3 say?[/sub]
Basically stating that, if you attack an eclipse member, you attack the whole of eclipse, but if an eclipse member attack unprovoked, then itÂ’s allies are not obligated to join unless by will
Troops push into BrendenE, beginning a counter-invasion. Mission: make BrendenE pay. Tanks stretch across the weak in comparison to Lemona farms of BrendenE. While many are left, some crops are taken as extra food. Despite the superiority of Lemonan crops in comparison to BrendenEÂ’s and how a lot of food is brought with, extra food may be necessary if the war lasts longer then expected
also this is the second war in a week.
NATO article 5
Lemona
Socialistic Britain cut off st. petersburg, from the mainland, nothing gets in it or out
Also lol look at BrendenEÂ’s population.
we'll just have to choke them out, i'll have my navy bombard their ports with cruise missiles
Lemona
"another war boiling over in our great region will cause even more humanitarian chaos. However killing civilians is not ok so we're declaring war anyway"
Vlaskal, Lemona
Okay, but quick thing. When the war ends, I would like to request war repetitions from the BrendenÂ’s and a port in the baltic.
perfect, i will have my forces coordinate with yours so that we can encircle their forces
Lemona
why does that sound so wrong?
Ayo,now i can use nukes
Time to get back to the nuclear business
Anxious rates in lemona skyrocket
the land offensive starts when i stop pummeling their key strategic locations with missiles
Lemona
You said.. war?
oh my
Vlaskal
You moron have you not been keeping up with us happening? BrendenE threatened to invade on the 22nd
i have a huge stockpile, this may take a while. I'll have my jets target industrial sectors
Lemona
We are going to sign a non-aggression treaty, and it will say that if one of us declares war on another country, the other cannot get involved unless it enters the war on the side of the other country that signed it.
I just arrived
Do you want some of my A-37's?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Operation: Snow storm
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[list][pre]Shortly after the declaration of war On BrendenE,
Almost the entirety Of the British Army In
Gaul And The British Isles Began Mobilization
Although Some Troops were still left in the isles just incase.
After Troops And supplies Were prepared,
the troops in Gaul prepared to head east
And Within The Next Couple Hours,
The British army Prepared in Strasbourg to begin Heading towards Krakow.
Arriving within 16 Hours, The Army Decided to rest in Krakow,
After the army was rested, They Began heading north to the front lines
And seeing what damages the enemy had caused,
The army for now prepared defences and waited for orders.[/pre]
(I was tired when making this so uh)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Also, may I request the island of saaremaa in the Baltic sea and off the coast of what used to be Estonia?
Lemona
can i build a military base in your country?, i'm not in the war but i can provide resources and vehicles and some factories in my land
Socialistic Britain
And then after a period of retreating, BrendenE troops circle around Lemonan soldiers and cut them off, forcing a battalion to surrender.
Hmm, Okay but it's gonna have to be under surveillance
And on a side note, Do you want to perhaps sign a non aggression pact?
Okay, but the non-aggression treaty can't be broken by anything
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Alright
Lemona
Well I'm gonna head off now, Farewell.
Lemona
Okay, now that a war is going on, I need to do one thing, to facilitate braden's defeat, I can't let his ships pass through the parama channel, time to make some mushrooms
now my friend is in the nations states :D
Peanteom, Raizai
I have a friend in nationstates
In thsi region
Who said something recently. Like yesteray
Peanteom
Well thatÂ’s not fair, I wasnÂ’t on! I was at soccer practice! So you know what? For capturing my troops, we are removing are ships across Africa and sending through the baltic to bombard your coastal cities! Take that!
IÂ’m not signing it cuz I donÂ’t trust you that much.
First, do you mean the Panama Canal? And second, if so, you think Panama would accept?
As ships return from Africa to stack up at Lisbon and Breton, they are sent through the strait to reach the Baltic. In the secret of the night, they quietly enter the ports of cities. They prepare there weapons and sink a military ship nearby, causing chaos. As they blend in with the others, only one thing makes them stand out from the other ships so the submarines donÂ’t bomb them, a hard to see difference that the enemy submarine wouldnÂ’t spot. Using this the submarines sink down all military ships of the BrendenÂ’s across their coast.
Take that
*All military action in the Baltic Sea is now prohibited. Military ships in the Baltic Sea must leave immediately or risk being destroyed by the Lkandrian Baltic Fleet. All military ships entering through the Danish Straits and the Kiel Canal will be turned away. If they refuse they will be destroyed*
Well IÂ’ll just enter through Vlaskal now!
Lemonan ships leave the baltic after their victory, mad that they have been kicked out. On their way through the danish strait they scream slurs.
Lkandria
So uncivilized
Lemona
A lot of them are country folk. A lot of Lemonans are. Even the ones in the city are taught how to make gardens and plant stuff.
And most are descended from country folk. Very little have ancestors that have been in the cities for at least 2 centuries
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.