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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
ok
after lunch cause am about to go out to eat lol
Kaidia
Just finished my violin solo
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
It was fairly easy but fast paced and no time for vibrato
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
I just got some seasonal allergies from the constant weather changing
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Anyways MLS starts today
Chicago Fire is playing
Theyre probably gonna lose
But before that we can watch Bayern!
The curse of Harry Kane has already hit
Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia
TRTHNBB, Make Note of the Following Procedure:
Specialty Orders:
Military and Intel Specialists - Create Nukes
Strategic Specialists - Create Shields
Economic Specialists - Create Nukes or shields (whichever you prefer)
You can check your nation's specialty in the N-Day UI menu (which will appear at event's start)
Faction Codes (shown on JEFF's faction page):
Code White - Regardless of specialty, only produce shields. Do not attack other factions while in a code white proceedure.
Code Green - You may resume your specialty orders (as follows above). You may attack other factions, but only as requested by high command.
Code Red - In a worst case scenario, should code red proceedure be announced by high command, retreat from the faction to minimalize damage. This order may not see use.
Code Black - In an unfortunate scenario, the Jellyfish Elite Fighting Force has succumbed to nuclear radiation. This also may not see use depending on success.
Kind regards from The Washington Federation, your Prime Minister
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Mjau, Tribes Of The Genesis River
2.5 hours until the apocalypse
Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau
I have telegrammed my puppet storage because I want my brother to AFK some because I am not very well
Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
I may not be able to participate in the early stages, but I can definitely later!
Yodle, Vordoslavia, Pyhdon
Ayyicha: I can only do the first 20 mins and then do the last 12 hours
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
***Emergency transmission***
TRTHNBB Initiates DEFCON 1 Protocols
In under an hour, nuclear war shall begin. Please may you now do the following.
1. Once, Nday begins DO NOT FIRE on any factions. We will notify you of our targets and the time to fire.
2. Check the guide, on whether to build Nukes or Shields. -> https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=55016009
Key links - Move to faction and discord if you haven't done so!
JEFF Faction- https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=5
JEFF Discord - https://discord.gg/6aneASkyuK
Please direct questions through The Washington Federation, Socialistic Britain, and Mjau. (or me).
Good luck and BLUB BLUB!
Kind regards
New United Common-lands
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau
nuh uh
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
"The f*** you mean, 'nuh uh'?"
- Darth Vader [sub](from a parody clip)[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Resisting the urge to suppress Kaidia posts 📈📈
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
nuh uh
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
i did it for you
Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
wait wha-
Puttt, Vordoslavia
"How do I... Take this... Headset OFF!"
"What the (an expletive censored in the actual show) is going on?"
-Pomni, The Amazing Digital Circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwAPLk_sQ3w
Kaidia
7-minute warning!
Refer to the quote for specialization instructions!
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Nday has been started, life to nukes
Vordoslavia, Mjau
I need prod!
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Im gonna be hit by 113 nukes in 8 minutes!
Vordoslavia, Mjau
I have 123 shields
Vordoslavia
We got you covered, no worries!
Vordoslavia
Gove them to the stockpile
Vordoslavia
114
Vordoslavia
As a result I am using 203 nukes on them (tMP)
Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Please don't target or fire until we tell you to.
Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia
OK then I have to decommission!
Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia
Do NOT donate to the shield bank.
Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
ok
Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Ok
Vordoslavia, Mjau
OH NO MY BROTHER FORGOR THE PASS TO MY PUPPETS (SINCE MY MEMORY IS ****) SO I AM STUCK
Vordoslavia, Mjau
They now ditched the idea
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Please only put shields into the shield bank if you know you won't be on. If you'll be on, please keep them and deploy them manually, as
1. The shield bank can only shoot down half, at most, of incoming nukes, so we need some left for the other half at least, and
2. The shield bank may or may not break at any moment as per big Chingis.
Glory to JEFF!
Message from: Ostro 33
Yodle, Puttt, Vordoslavia
TARGET KHAN
"@everyone TARGET (and target only) KHAN! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 NON SCRIPTORS USE <#1211011973089591356> (scripters just use the script)"
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Krayo29
FIRE AT KHAN!
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
I have the Pomni plushie
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 AND NO ONE ELSE!
AWAIT FIRING ORDERS.
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Shields, we need shields!
Do NOT donate shields, manually deploy them yourself.
Vordoslavia
FIRE ON KHAN!! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1
Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Debatable
Vordoslavia
2nd place!
Vordoslavia
WHERE IS YODLE DURING N-DAY?!?!?
Lorderia
Gone, reduced to atoms. (/joking)
Vordoslavia
N U K E T I M E
BIG INCOMING, PLEASE SHIELD (MANUALLY, DON'T DONATE)
Vordoslavia
TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 AGAIN!!! WAIT TO FIRE UNTIL I SAY SO
Vordoslavia
AWAITING COMMAND...
Mjau
FIRE ON KHAN! GLORY TO JEFF!!!
Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
LET'S SEEN KHAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Western Arba Fir
TO THE GROUND
Vordoslavia
Yodle, Western Arba Fir
SHIELD NOW!
Yodle, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
More incoming... :(
Shield!!
Yodle, Vordoslavia
Yodle has become a wasteland, the mushroom clouds still forming
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
I don't mean to sound treasonous
but for now, I think JEFF is a lost cause
Yodle, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
Target KHAN! Again, give it all you have!
Yodle, Vordoslavia
YES SIR
Puttt, Vordoslavia
HELP ME I HAVE NUKES ON ME
SHEILD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRE ON KHAN!
Vordoslavia
Oki
Puttt, Vordoslavia
I NEED SHIELDS
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
I think I have dementia.
I forgot how to shield.
Puttt, Vordoslavia
I love ANAL.
Puttt, Vordoslavia
If JEFF fails...
We know what to do...
Socialistic Britain
JEFF WILL NOT FALL
WE SHALL NOT FALTER, WE CAN WIN!
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
well
JEFF has over 100,000 Shields
and also has 50,000 nukes being launched at us
nobody is using their shields
Mjau
TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 again, again!
Vordoslavia
FIRE ON KHAN! LAUNCH https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1
Vordoslavia
Incoming! Shield, shield!
Vordoslavia
alright boys
this is my first N-Day
and I don't want my nation to lose
and am very eepy
so please protect me
while I eep
Yodle
I died while I was off :/
Puttt, Vordoslavia
I cant participate in N-DAY. Im very sorry I am getting ready to graduate and have a lot of tests.
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
I have been pulverised
Puttt, Vordoslavia
:(
Vordoslavia
I destroyed 3 nations
Vordoslavia, Krayo29, United States Of Alpha
Good morning Jellyfish warriors!
Puttt, Vordoslavia
the target is still Khan
New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia
Good morning comrade NUCL
Vordoslavia
this is very stressful.
I have to stop or my family will throw me out of the house.
Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
FIRE AT KHAN
Puttt, Vordoslavia
FIRE AT KHAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *it remains hoarse*
Vordoslavia
We are done with KHAN
Yodle, Puttt, Vordoslavia
I killed 9 nations of KHAN
Vordoslavia
😎
Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia
Hopefully
Vordoslavia
Apologies for the confusion.
Please continue to build nukes. We shall attack KHAN soonish.
In the mean time also try to kill off any nations in the fascist region - https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=124
(NUCL wrote this)
Puttt, Vordoslavia
Good morning... TARGET KHAN!
Vordoslavia
New Target Please now finish off NATO 2022 - https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=224
And you know what NATO 2022 reminds me of? Elections!
This is your last chance to VOTE MJAU IL chancellor! The only option from TRTHNBB!
Vote here: https://forms.gle/SWXfGjoauRPHdrEZA
Vordoslavia
could you not advertise chancellor elections during Nuclear Apocalypse? Thanks.
Mjau
TARGET KHAN! (I missed the NATO firing order oopsies)
Puttt, Vordoslavia
dont attack ANAL??
Vordoslavia
khan is very big. It takes me a long time to find nations that are not ko
Vordoslavia
FIRE ON KHAN!
Vordoslavia
I just sent a ko to the shield master of KHAN
Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau
woohoo! GET ROASTED!
Vordoslavia, Mjau
13
Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
who do we fire on, i can't access discord rn
Puttt, Vordoslavia
there is this one kid in ANAL who keeps firing on JEFF soldiers
am trying to stop him by taking him out
https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=80 Target!
Puttt, Vordoslavia
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