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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Not much. I favor fish, though."
The fleet try to do something no one has ever done before - move while in warp drive.
The first attack frigate turns, and to no surprise, blows up.
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
IT'S HIS HOLINESS
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Fun fact of the day: since the start of TRTHNBB, there has been 193 regional polls
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
:0
Lemona, Kaidia
Yesss
Yodle, Lemona, Kaidia
nice
also may I ask something, your holiness?
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Of course my loyal subject, you have the floor
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
heygodcanxerigiveyoupats
Yodle, Lemona, Kaidia
Pats would be very nice
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lkandria does use warp drives. We use hyperdrives so I dont think we would meet in the warp
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Will you partake in an activity of acting in one role to another in a play-like setting (in which the common folk call this such activity "Roleplay")
Specifically speaking, one of my diplomats going to Yodle and meeting with Emperor Wuff
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hello, hope you having fun.
"Ok, good to know, do you like roe?(fish eggs)"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona unofficially gave us the blueprints to the warp drive engine so that's the main reason I can warp
then again, the fleet is of ships Lemona made.
Lemona, Xerimerc
"Not much. You have any normal fish?"
Lemona, Xerimerc
*pats* [sub]yaey[/sub]
[sub]Sicario Mercenary Corps I got to pat god before you >:3[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
:O
I must claim second
May I pat you, your holiness?
Lemona, Xerimerc
"I do, I was just wondering. Is halibut ok? Also, have you ever had eel?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Halibut and eels are good. After all, Akorrda is nicknamed the "Fishing Capital" of the world."
Lemona, Xerimerc
"Nice. I get you are a diplomat, but you seem like a really nice guy in general."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"I get that a lot. Due to Kaidia being a little more... chaotic, that usual, us Kaidians get a bad rap. Nice to meet someone that understands me a bit."
Enrik then opens his eyes like he realizes something
"You know... We should ally up, but first you'd have to meet with our Emperor. How about we set up a plan for Revirin to Craggo, hm?"
Lemona, Xerimerc
Seeing flat earthers helplessly flail around trying to prove their idiocy
Lemona, Kaidia
Amuses me greatly
Lemona, Kaidia
we hit them with the:
If Earth is flat, then explain Mars, Venus, and Mercury.
Lemona, Xerimerc
A disc that large would collapse into a sphere under its own gravity
Flat earthers: gravity doesn't exist! It's density and bouyency!
Both of those things are reliant in gravity
Flat earther: *contniues arguing like a toddler until the sane human beings in the room get bored and leave*
Lemona, Kaidia
I believe that it's all a troll
The only reason the FES exist is to troll all of humanity
Lemona, Xerimerc
Science has explicitly explained how Earth is a sphere, and they deny it
They're either trolls or people with peanut brains
Lemona, Xerimerc
They say that Mars was "scientifically proven" to be a sphere, but they deny Earth's spherecality.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I mean, Earth isn't a perfect sphere, but it's still round. Not as flat as a pancake.
Plus, the Flat Earth they look at completely destroys the Pacific.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I would have to tell them one thing:
How do Asian Airplanes go to America then, hm?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Checkmate Atheist!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Bruh I believe round earth
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah ok. I use hyperdrive instead
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ok time for PE :D
Lemona, Xerimerc
we need something to help us hyperjump
kinda like a Hyper Gate
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hyper Gates wont be available for a while
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"That sounds nice, yeah, we should do that."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
They are not peanut brains, they have 1/100th of a braincell.
God damn kaidia, you got the 6 post chain.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
AY, how pe going?, I hope good.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
might aswell just fail to make hyperdrives
"Alright. I'll go use my PDT if you don't mind."
me just ranting about stupid people.
good
dodgeball today
was a warzone out there
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well it most likely would be a very tiny amount
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
so probably like 49,999,999.99 then
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I shall execute your orders with extreme prejudice!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
HERESY
*blam*
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I see you are doing RP with your diplomat
Hmmm
want our diplomats to meet?
We would probably have to figure out what they would talk about before the rp so it doesn't end up becoming really awkward
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I forgot to respond but just
don't ask
it's complicated
Blame Pinevilla
Also dear friend? Aw thanks
Astornes, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah-
[sub]god let me tho ;w;[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
The Adeptus Mechanicus is the most important Imperium faction change my mind
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Dave Matthews Band is the stuff
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You wanna go, mate?
and
You wanna go mate?
are two very different sentences
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
In the depths of Øvenland, a secret military facility is practicing the ways of Hyperwarp travel. Slower than FTL, but faster than the current warp drives (which are faster than the speed of sound).
From the Baltic and Northern German lands, 200,000 soldiers are dispatched to the Prussia area long with 150,000 troops in the north conquering to connect the Finlandic and Swedish lands. Holland is taken by the combined soldiers after capturing Prussia and Northern Finland. The 350,000 troops are sent on boats to Holland to capture the land because of "dynastial" claims. Reason for Prussia and Northern Finland? Military and science facilities! Socialistic Britain.
In the islands of the Baltic Sea, five mining ships with two haulers and three destroyers head off for the asteroid belt near Gaia.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
sure
lets have our diplomats meet in a place unspecified
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
OH GOD
I remember watching that a while ago
[spoiler=tinyrant]Jesus Christ our healthcare system needs reforming
It's such a bureaucratic mess
AND IN THE VIDEO WHEN THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE MAKE CHANGE IT ISNT EVEN GOOD CHANGE, THEY TAKE NONE OF THE ADVICE FROM THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING HURT BY THE SYSTEM
WHAT THE F***[/spoiler]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uhhh, should we meet on Gaia or earth?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
):
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
The ships take a pit stop in the KSS until they warp to the asteroid belt. The five mining ships deploy four mining drones each to help with mining. The three destroyers orbit the mining area and send out defense drones to attack light enemies. The Haulers are in the middle of the area to collect any overfills of space rocks in the mining ships' cargo area.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
lemme spin wheel to decide
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Blue - Greater London, Socialistic Britain
Red - Akorrda, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
anyway enough bad vibes, let's just forget that video and the tinyrant [sub]andhowscrewedourcountryis[/sub]
*patpatpatcuddle*
How are you xeri
:3
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
wooo
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
akorrda
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
amsickanboredbutmostlyfine*yaycuddles*
hbu :3
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
alright
first I'm just gonna do some rp than send over the diplomat
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
alright
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
the characters in darktide sounds bri'ish
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
oi migh' you got the bo'oh'o'wa'er
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
With antimatter gained from Lkandria, The Government has began building antimatter facilities to attempt to create and use the antimatter as power
So far tests with the antimatter such as powering weapons and other such things like shields for tanks and artillery, Along with other variables
It's been found to be successful with further testing required
this was lazy and I didn't know what to do
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
give to make hyperwarp drive?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
alright I send dip-lo-mat in rp post but first
Question, who will the diplomat meet with since the kaidian diplomat is in the craggo republic?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
If I do, will you give me the hyperwarp drive technology so me can use?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
we have multiple
Urin at your service.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
If I do, will you continue trade with Lkandria to give me to make hyperwarp and I give you the hyperwarp and we do endless cycle?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Ah, Alright, we'll be sending John Walter
anywayrpnow
It's a cloudy day, The British diplomat John Walter is sitting on a plane headed for the Kaidian capital of Akorrda set to meet with the Kaidian diplomat to discuss diplomacy, after a couple hours he finally lands in Akorrda and steps out of the plane.
I shall let you decide whether the Kaidian diplomat is waiting at the airport or my diplomat just wanders around until he finds the place for them to meet or something completely different happens
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
well
at that point you should probably just create your own antimatter facilities
I can give blueprints
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
sh1t
based on the reviews, darktide has released in the same way every other AAA game has in the last decade
unfinished, buggy, unoptimized and with a fully-functional Microtransaction store
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
Youre going to supply my enemy with blue prints of antimatter facilities that you were able to make because I gave you antimatter
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
With the information he has with his PDT, he awaits for the plane to land at Gate 4. Once the plane lands, the diplomat awaits John while sitting just outside the gate exit/entrance.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
Well I mean
you both are my ally
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And uh yes
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
This is why I do not give anyone my tech
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
fair point
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
how about when this war ends, we just forget the problem we had and all be friends?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
why did this war start again
to remove Lars or something?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Still not giving anyone tech
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
um
[sub]i dont know[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Kaidia said to free my people that dont want to be freed and Lemona said cause my influence was negative and I was gonna take over the region. So a very flawed war
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I don't think we are ever gonna have a not flawed war in TRTHNBB RP history
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I think the war we did against Lemona was ok. We just wanted him to stop bullying new nations and I wanted territory back
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
britain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
John steps out, Grabbing the one small bag he brought with him, He arrives at the gate exit/entrance. Spotting the Kaidian diplomat awaiting, He slowly walks over to the Diplomat, Once close enough he grabs the attention of the man and says "Hello there! Urin is it?" He gestures for a handshake
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Urin looks back at John and accepts the handshake.
"Right. John, if I can remember?"
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
my rp is probably gonna be ehhhh so there's that
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I dont mind
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Uwu
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAW
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yessir
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm done.
packs things in a roller case
I'm going to get milk.
SEEYA
Your dad has left the chat
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Oki bye
Pronouns are she/shim
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
he really is weird
his flag is... no.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.