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Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh by the way

Whilst you're here

could you make the "building defences in Germany" post have a tiny bit more detail

like uhh what defences and such, maybe throw in specifically cities that had more defences than others or land with nobody there that got no defences

and maybe, keyword maybe, the Austrian conquest too, I care less about the Austria post and more about the defences

ok

after lunch cause am about to go out to eat lol

Kaidia

Just finished my violin solo

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

It was fairly easy but fast paced and no time for vibrato

Kaidia, Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Its 50F over here (in London) aswell

a few days ago it was 85F

And somehow I caught the flu

and I had my jabs

I just got some seasonal allergies from the constant weather changing

Kaidia, Vordoslavia

Anyways MLS starts today

Chicago Fire is playing

They’re probably gonna lose

But before that we can watch Bayern!

The curse of Harry Kane has already hit

Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia

TRTHNBB, Make Note of the Following Procedure:

Specialty Orders:

Military and Intel Specialists - Create Nukes

Strategic Specialists - Create Shields

Economic Specialists - Create Nukes or shields (whichever you prefer)

You can check your nation's specialty in the N-Day UI menu (which will appear at event's start)

Faction Codes (shown on JEFF's faction page):

Code White - Regardless of specialty, only produce shields. Do not attack other factions while in a code white proceedure.

Code Green - You may resume your specialty orders (as follows above). You may attack other factions, but only as requested by high command.

Code Red - In a worst case scenario, should code red proceedure be announced by high command, retreat from the faction to minimalize damage. This order may not see use.

Code Black - In an unfortunate scenario, the Jellyfish Elite Fighting Force has succumbed to nuclear radiation. This also may not see use depending on success.

Kind regards from The Washington Federation, your Prime Minister

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Mjau, Tribes Of The Genesis River

2.5 hours until the apocalypse

Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau

I have telegrammed my puppet storage because I want my brother to AFK some because I am not very well

Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia

I may not be able to participate in the early stages, but I can definitely later!

Yodle, Vordoslavia, Pyhdon

Kaidia wrote:I may not be able to participate in the early stages, but I can definitely later!

Ayyicha: I can only do the first 20 mins and then do the last 12 hours

Kaidia, Vordoslavia

***Emergency transmission***

TRTHNBB Initiates DEFCON 1 Protocols

In under an hour, nuclear war shall begin. Please may you now do the following.

1. Once, Nday begins DO NOT FIRE on any factions. We will notify you of our targets and the time to fire.

2. Check the guide, on whether to build Nukes or Shields. -> https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=55016009

Key links - Move to faction and discord if you haven't done so!

JEFF Faction- https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=5

JEFF Discord - https://discord.gg/6aneASkyuK

Please direct questions through The Washington Federation, Socialistic Britain, and Mjau. (or me).

Good luck and BLUB BLUB!

Kind regards

New United Common-lands

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau

New United Common-Lands wrote:***Emergency transmission***

TRTHNBB Initiates DEFCON 1 Protocols

In under an hour, nuclear war shall begin. Please may you now do the following.

1. Once, Nday begins DO NOT FIRE on any factions. We will notify you of our targets and the time to fire.

2. Check the guide, on whether to build Nukes or Shields. -> https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=55016009

Key links - Move to faction and discord if you haven't done so!

JEFF Faction- https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=5

JEFF Discord - https://discord.gg/6aneASkyuK

Please direct questions through The Washington Federation, Socialistic Britain, and Mjau. (or me).

Good luck and BLUB BLUB!

Kind regards

New United Common-lands

nuh uh

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

Kaidia wrote:nuh uh

"The f*** you mean, 'nuh uh'?"

- Darth Vader [sub](from a parody clip)[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia

Kaidia wrote:nuh uh

Resisting the urge to suppress Kaidia posts 📈📈

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:Resisting the urge to suppress Kaidia posts 📈📈

nuh uh

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Mjau wrote:Resisting the urge to suppress Kaidia posts 📈📈

i did it for you

Kaidia, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Socialistic Britain wrote:i did it for you

wait wha-

Puttt, Vordoslavia

"How do I... Take this... Headset OFF!"

"What the (an expletive censored in the actual show) is going on?"

-Pomni, The Amazing Digital Circus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwAPLk_sQ3w

Kaidia

7-minute warning!

The Washington Federation wrote:snip

Refer to the quote for specialization instructions!

Kaidia, Vordoslavia

Nday has been started, life to nukes

Vordoslavia, Mjau

I need prod!

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Im gonna be hit by 113 nukes in 8 minutes!

Vordoslavia, Mjau

Pyhdon wrote:I need prod!

I have 123 shields

Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Im gonna be hit by 113 nukes in 8 minutes!

We got you covered, no worries!

Vordoslavia

Puttt wrote:I have 123 shields

Gove them to the stockpile

Vordoslavia

114

Vordoslavia

As a result I am using 203 nukes on them (tMP)

Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Pyhdon wrote:As a result I am using 203 nukes on them (tMP)

Please don't target or fire until we tell you to.

Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:Please don't target or fire until we tell you to.

OK then I have to decommission!

Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:Gove them to the stockpile

Do NOT donate to the shield bank.

Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Krayo29

Mjau wrote:Do NOT donate to the shield bank.

ok

Puttt, Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Mjau wrote:Do NOT donate to the shield bank.

Ok

Vordoslavia, Mjau

OH NO MY BROTHER FORGOR THE PASS TO MY PUPPETS (SINCE MY MEMORY IS ****) SO I AM STUCK

Vordoslavia, Mjau

They now ditched the idea

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Please only put shields into the shield bank if you know you won't be on. If you'll be on, please keep them and deploy them manually, as

1. The shield bank can only shoot down half, at most, of incoming nukes, so we need some left for the other half at least, and

2. The shield bank may or may not break at any moment as per big Chingis.

Glory to JEFF!

Message from: Ostro 33

Yodle, Puttt, Vordoslavia

TARGET KHAN

"@everyone TARGET (and target only) KHAN! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 NON SCRIPTORS USE <#1211011973089591356> (scripters just use the script)"

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Krayo29

FIRE AT KHAN!

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

Pyhdon wrote:"How do I... Take this... Headset OFF!"

"What the (an expletive censored in the actual show) is going on?"

-Pomni, The Amazing Digital Circus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwAPLk_sQ3w

I have the Pomni plushie

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 AND NO ONE ELSE!

AWAIT FIRING ORDERS.

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

Shields, we need shields!

Do NOT donate shields, manually deploy them yourself.

Vordoslavia

FIRE ON KHAN!! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1

Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

Mjau wrote:FIRE ON KHAN!! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1

Debatable

Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:FIRE ON KHAN!! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1

WHERE IS YODLE DURING N-DAY?!?!?

Lorderia

Vordoslavia wrote:WHERE IS YODLE DURING N-DAY?!?!?

Vordoslavia wrote:WHERE IS YODLE DURING N-DAY?!?!?

Gone, reduced to atoms. (/joking)

Vordoslavia

BIG INCOMING, PLEASE SHIELD (MANUALLY, DON'T DONATE)

Vordoslavia

TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 AGAIN!!! WAIT TO FIRE UNTIL I SAY SO

Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 AGAIN!!! WAIT TO FIRE UNTIL I SAY SO

AWAITING COMMAND...

Mjau

FIRE ON KHAN! GLORY TO JEFF!!!

Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

LET'S SEEN KHAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Western Arba Fir

Vordoslavia wrote:LET'S SEEN KHAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

TO THE GROUND

Vordoslavia

Western Arba Fir wrote:TO THE GROUND

Mjau

I HAVE DESTROYED MAMA KHAN, WITH OVER 1,800 NUKES

WHAT NOW?

Yodle, Western Arba Fir

SHIELD NOW!

Yodle, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

More incoming... :(

Shield!!

Yodle, Vordoslavia

Yodle has become a wasteland, the mushroom clouds still forming

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

I don't mean to sound treasonous

but for now, I think JEFF is a lost cause

Yodle, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

Target KHAN! Again, give it all you have!

Yodle, Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:Target KHAN! Again, give it all you have!

YES SIR

Puttt, Vordoslavia

HELP ME I HAVE NUKES ON ME

SHEILD MEEEEEEEEEEEE

FIRE ON KHAN!

Vordoslavia

Vordoslavia wrote:HELP ME I HAVE NUKES ON ME

SHEILD MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oki

Puttt, Vordoslavia

I NEED SHIELDS

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

I think I have dementia.

I forgot how to shield.

Puttt, Vordoslavia

I love ANAL.

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:I love ANAL.

If JEFF fails...

We know what to do...

Socialistic Britain

Vordoslavia wrote:If JEFF fails...

We know what to do...

JEFF WILL NOT FALL

WE SHALL NOT FALTER, WE CAN WIN!

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau

Socialistic Britain wrote:JEFF WILL NOT FALL

WE SHALL NOT FALTER, WE CAN WIN!

well

JEFF has over 100,000 Shields

and also has 50,000 nukes being launched at us

nobody is using their shields

Mjau

TARGET KHAN https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1 again, again!

Vordoslavia

FIRE ON KHAN! LAUNCH https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=1

Vordoslavia

Incoming! Shield, shield!

Vordoslavia

alright boys

this is my first N-Day

and I don't want my nation to lose

and am very eepy

so please protect me

while I eep

Yodle

I died while I was off :/

Puttt, Vordoslavia

I cant participate in N-DAY. Im very sorry I am getting ready to graduate and have a lot of tests.

Vordoslavia, Krayo29

I have been pulverised

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Pyhdon wrote:I have been pulverised

:(

Vordoslavia

I destroyed 3 nations

Vordoslavia, Krayo29, United States Of Alpha

Good morning Jellyfish warriors!

Puttt, Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Good morning Jellyfish warriors!

the target is still Khan

New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Good morning Jellyfish warriors!

Good morning comrade NUCL

Vordoslavia

this is very stressful.

I have to stop or my family will throw me out of the house.

Puttt, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir

FIRE AT KHAN

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Western Arba Fir wrote:FIRE AT KHAN

FIRE AT KHAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *it remains hoarse*

Vordoslavia

We are done with KHAN

Yodle, Puttt, Vordoslavia

Western Arba Fir wrote:FIRE AT KHAN

I killed 9 nations of KHAN

Vordoslavia

Puttt wrote:I killed 9 nations of KHAN

😎

Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia

Western Arba Fir wrote:We are done with KHAN

Hopefully

Vordoslavia

Apologies for the confusion.

Please continue to build nukes. We shall attack KHAN soonish.

In the mean time also try to kill off any nations in the fascist region - https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=124

(NUCL wrote this)

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Good morning... TARGET KHAN!

Vordoslavia

New Target Please now finish off NATO 2022 - https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=224

And you know what NATO 2022 reminds me of? Elections!

This is your last chance to VOTE MJAU IL chancellor! The only option from TRTHNBB!

Vote here: https://forms.gle/SWXfGjoauRPHdrEZA

Vordoslavia

Mjau wrote:New Target Please now finish off NATO 2022 - https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=224

And you know what NATO 2022 reminds me of? Elections!

This is your last chance to VOTE MJAU IL chancellor! The only option from TRTHNBB!

Vote here: https://forms.gle/SWXfGjoauRPHdrEZA

could you not advertise chancellor elections during Nuclear Apocalypse? Thanks.

Mjau

TARGET KHAN! (I missed the NATO firing order oopsies)

Puttt, Vordoslavia

Vordoslavia wrote:could you not advertise chancellor elections during Nuclear Apocalypse? Thanks.

dont attack ANAL??

Vordoslavia

khan is very big. It takes me a long time to find nations that are not ko

Vordoslavia

FIRE ON KHAN!

Vordoslavia

I just sent a ko to the shield master of KHAN

Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau

woohoo! GET ROASTED!

Vordoslavia, Mjau

Puttt wrote:I destroyed 3 nations

13

Inperio Burito, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir

who do we fire on, i can't access discord rn

Puttt, Vordoslavia

New United Common-Lands wrote:dont attack ANAL??

there is this one kid in ANAL who keeps firing on JEFF soldiers

am trying to stop him by taking him out

https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=80 Target!

Puttt, Vordoslavia

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