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Ninety-Nine Decision Street, ninety-nine ministers meet...

Kaltburg wrote:Ninety-Nine Decision Street, ninety-nine ministers meet...

Oh i know that song uhhh ninety nine luftballoons or something? Great song

hmmm how about the Coalition of United Nations on Territorial Sovereignty..?

Lemona

cun- wait...

Vlaskal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Oh i know that song uhhh ninety nine luftballoons or something? Great song

Oh yeah I’ve listened to that

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.

Vlaskal wrote:hmmm how about the Coalition of United Nations on Territorial Sovereignty..?

But it’s abbreviation is

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:huh..? what's wrong with the abbreviation?

don't you like C.*.N.T.S

wait a damn minute....

New United Common-Lands

Vlaskal wrote:wait a damn minute....

I say we do it!

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?

Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich

Von neunundneunzig Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?

Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich

Von neunundneunzig Luftballons

Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

Neunundneunzig Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All

Darum schickte ein General

'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher

Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär'

Dabei war'n dort am Horizont

Nur neunundneunzig Luftballons

Neunundneunzig Düsenflieger

Jeder war ein großer Krieger

Hielten sich für Captain Kirk

Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk

Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft

Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht

Dabei schoss man am Horizont

Auf neunundneunzig Luftballons

Neunundneunzig Kriegsminister

Streichholz und Benzinkanister

Hielten sich für schlaue Leute

Witterten schon fette Beute

Riefen: "Krieg!" und wollten Macht

Mann, wer hätte das gedacht

Dass es einmal so weit kommt

Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons

Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons

Neunundneunzig Luftballons

Neunundneunzig Jahre Krieg

Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger

Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr

Und auch keine Düsenflieger

Heute zieh' ich meine Runden

Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen

Hab' 'n Luftballon gefunden

Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

hmm, now how about the Coalition of Sovereign Socialist Nations there!

-CSSN-

Vlaskal wrote:hmm, now how about the Coalition of Sovereign Socialist Nations there!

-CSSN-

I’m not socialist:(

Besides a socialist organization already exists

Vlaskal wrote:hmm, now how about the Coalition of Sovereign Socialist Nations there!

-CSSN-

Free Union Coalition of Knowledge

or United Democratic Assembly (UDA)

What if we just form NATO... but better...

Vlaskal wrote:or United Democratic Assembly (UDA)

Free Union Coalition of Knowledge

(F.U.C.K.)

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What if we just form NATO... but better...

I like F.U.C.K.

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What if we just form NATO... but better...

hmm i like your idea astolfo catgirl sussy femboy person nation!

now, what do we call it then...?

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:hmm i like your idea astolfo catgirl sussy femboy person nation!

now, what do we call it then...?

F.U.C.K!

also astolfo is chad

....my friends challenged me to type in seductive ara ara voice type crap

uhhhh

Vlaskal wrote:....my friends challenged me to type in seductive ara ara voice type crap

uhhhh

F.U.C.K!

Lemona wrote:I like F.U.C.K.

I second this

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I second this

Collective Union of Monarchies

Lemona, your thoughts?

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Collective Union of Monarchies

Lemona, your thoughts?

F.U.C.K!

oh yeah that sounds good too

cum

wiat second

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Collective Union of Monarchies

Lemona, your thoughts?

YES

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YES

Coalition of Observation, Creativity, and Knowledge

Vlaskal wrote:wait a damn minute....

Let’s not use that haha I am not putting C.*.*.*.* as a recognised organisation lmao

Lemona wrote:Free Union Coalition of Knowledge

(F.U.C.K.)

Free Coalition and Union of Knowledge would be acceptable

oh hey, Kvetsla is on the map now :D

time to supply them with weapons

Vlaskal wrote:oh hey, Kvetsla is on the map now :D

time to supply them with weapons

Umm sir, why you supplying them with weapons and not me 😂. (Oh wait I’m a pacifist nation, don’t hurt me :p)

New United Common-Lands wrote:Umm sir, why you supplying them with weapons and not me 😂. (Oh wait I’m a pacifist nation, don’t hurt me :p)

uhh, as far as i remember, you don't have people to use and operate rifles and missiles..?

or maybe im wrong uhhh

New United Common-Lands

Xerimerc and Xericorp are always excited to provide

whatever services our clients need!

Vlaskal wrote:Collective Union of Monarchies

Lemona, your thoughts?

I know I wasn't asked nor am I a monarchy but I personally love the abbreviation of the Collective Union of Monarchies

Lemona

I have just now realized I didn't save a rp post I was gonna post later.

[sub]GODDAMNIT[/sub]

Lemona

Please look at, and then report whoever this is:

[nation=long]Northern Russia[/nation]

Seriously they are cheating like it's not even subtle

Ardeyn

Xerimerc wrote:Please look at, and then report whoever this is:

[nation=long]Northern Russia[/nation]

Seriously they are cheating like it's not even subtle

how do you cheat?

New United Common-Lands wrote:Free Coalition and Union of Knowledge would be acceptable

ew

I like the other one more

It seems that there is a trend here...

Introducing, the Department of Ingenuity, Craftsmanship, and Knowledge[/I]

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:It seems that there seems to be a trend here...

Introducing, the Department of Ingenuity, Craftsmanship, and Knowledge[/I]

yasssss

Senior Help Initiative of Travel

Property, Environment, Nature, Initiative of Safeguard

The Federal Union of Christian Kingdoms for Oil, Fur, Finance, Unilateral Futures, Agriculture, Terrain, Travel, Workers, and Alternate Technologies.

F.U.C.K.O.F.F.U.F.A.T.T.W.A.T

Lkandria, Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:The Federal Union of Christian Kingdoms for Oil, Fur, Finance, Unilateral Futures, Agriculture, Terrain, Travel, Workers, and Alternate Technologies.

F.U.C.K.O.F.F.U.F.A.T.T.W.A.T

Bruh

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Bruh

Too much?

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:The Federal Union of Christian Kingdoms for Oil, Fur, Finance, Unilateral Futures, Agriculture, Terrain, Travel, Workers, and Alternate Technologies.

Christian kingdoms

that sounds too much like lemona

F.U.C.K.O.F.F.U.F.A.T.T.W.A.T

Ardeyn wrote:Too much?

Nah it’s funny. NUCL probably wouldn’t add it to dispatch tho

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Nah it’s funny. NUCL probably wouldn’t add it to dispatch tho

sad

Vlaskal

Lkandria wrote:Nah it’s funny. NUCL probably wouldn’t add it to dispatch tho

😂😂

Vlaskal, Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Xerimerc and Xericorp are always excited to provide

whatever services our clients need!

20% off next contract

We also have higher quality mercs.

This is war, there can only be ONE

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:20% off next contract

We also have higher quality mercs.

This is war, there can only be ONE

I also have cute femboys

Vlaskal, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:20% off next contract

We also have higher quality mercs.

This is war, there can only be ONE

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, while i haven't been into conflict for more than 6 days now, i think i will not need shoot shoot kill espionage anytime soon

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I also have cute femboys

astolfo is not femboy

is man

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:20% off next contract

We also have higher quality mercs.

This is war, there can only be ONE

you made no contract deals ever lol

only been on the sidelines watching lol

*there's a spike in balloon sales for some reason*

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:*there's a spike in balloon sales for some reason*

*99 Luftballons go in the air and look like ufo*

Kaltburg wrote:*there's a spike in balloon sales for some reason*

its probably because of the nuke test we just did

Vlaskal wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, while i haven't been into conflict for more than 6 days now, i think i will not need shoot shoot kill espionage anytime soon

i mean, i have an advanced spy network, so i think im fine.

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:its probably because of the nuke test we just did

it’s probably because your German and you call balloons Luftballons and you have 99 of them

*tries to hide the fact of being very german*

Vlaskal wrote:i mean, i have an advanced spy network, so i think im fine.

I didn’t realize how pacifist you were until I realized my military is starting to catch uo

I thought the lyrics of All My Loving was

close your eyes or I’ll kiss you

it’s close your eyes and I’ll kiss you

Lemona wrote:I didn’t realize how pacifist you were until I realized my military is starting to catch uo

ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~

sh!t

I summoned it

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~

thank Gott for the brendene panhandle

Vlaskal

Kaltburg wrote:thank Gott for the brendene panhandle

that shouldn’t even exist lol

all panhandles are freaks of mapping

Lemona

Lemona wrote:sh!t

Haha! Don't worry... hihi, i wont rip you into little pretty strands of flesh~

we're allies remember~?

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:all panhandles are freaks of mapping

no

I mean

that panhandle

is the polish land

we fought over

the polish land Brenden wanted lol

Kaltburg

Vlaskal wrote:Haha! Don't worry... hihi, i wont rip you into little pretty strands of flesh~

we're allies remember~?

k

[chuckle]

im in danger

Lemona

Lemona wrote:astolfo is not femboy

is man

define femboy for me my good sir

Vlaskal

Kaltburg wrote:[chuckle]

im in danger

*proceeds to fly out of bus*

Vlaskal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:define femboy for me my good sir

female boy

astolfo is man

not female boy

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~

ara ara *twirles hair*

Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~

"Admiral, ready the coast guard"

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lemona wrote:female boy

astolfo is man

not female boy

astolfo has technically done it with over 100 women

and even for lesbians

this make man

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:female boy

astolfo is man

not female boy

..no

femboy is a male person that dresses in usual "girl" ways, such as skirts and stuff. Literally Astolfo

Vlaskal

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:..no

femboy is a male person that dresses in usual "girl" ways, such as skirts and stuff. Literally Astolfo

wdym

last time I checked

astolfo is manly

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:female boy

astolfo is man

not female boy

I always thought of femboy as a feminine boy

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps

i wanna squeeze something until it pops!

Lemona, Kaltburg, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:I always thought of femboy as a feminine boy

astolfo has banged over a 100 women technically lol

Vlaskal wrote:i wanna squeeze something until it pops!

uh

popsicle

Lkandria wrote:I always thought of femboy as a feminine boy

Yeah, thats what it is

Vlaskal wrote:i wanna squeeze something until it pops!

I can just imagine the delegates in eclipse looking at the president while saying this

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:astolfo has banged over a 100 women technically lol

that changes what exactly? Bi people exist

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Yeah, thats what it is

astolfo is

manly

Lemona wrote:astolfo has banged over a 100 women technically lol

That doesn’t make someone a dude or more manly. What about lesbians?

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:That doesn’t make someone a dude or more manly. What about lesbians?

I could bang a women and that wouldnt make me very manly

Lkandria, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:that changes what exactly? Bi people exist

bi do exist

I have friend

but if your bi and a man

banging over a 100 women

makes a man

if lesbian it makes a woMAN

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could bang a women and that wouldnt make me very manly

would make you woMAN

Kaltburg wrote:I can just imagine the delegates in eclipse looking at the president while saying this

The room sits in silence after hearing the Vlaskanese president's remark.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:bi do exist

I have friend

but if your bi and a man

banging over a 100 women

makes a man

if lesbian it makes a woMAN

banging over 100 women.. doesnt mean youre manly.. it just means youre a bit of a sl4t

The Washington Federation wrote:The room sits in silence after hearing the Vlaskanese president's remark.

Lemonan emperor cracks a joke about methane and climate change

Lemona wrote:would make you woMAN

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lkandria wrote:That doesn’t make someone a dude or more manly. What about lesbians?

i want more weapons :3

time to unleash uhhh warc- i mean peacekeeping forces in kazakh/rightful ranzitsian land! i gotta prepare them tho

sigh

now where did i put those new wmd's?

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:Lemonan emperor cracks a joke about methane and climate change

Not a laugh would be heard, only the ambience of the room and occasional coughs.

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:banging over 100 women.. doesnt mean youre manly.. it just means youre a bit of a sl4t

astolfo is manly

astolfo dress like girl

because he like hot things

cute I mean

Vlaskal wrote:i want more weapons :3

time to unleash uhhh warc- i mean peacekeeping forces in kazakh/rightful ranzitsian land! i gotta prepare them tho

sigh

now where did i put those new wmd's?

Ok I sell you some more

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:i want more weapons :3

time to unleash uhhh warc- i mean peacekeeping forces in kazakh/rightful ranzitsian land! i gotta prepare them tho

sigh

now where did i put those new wmd's?

Ill give you another aircraft carrier uwu

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