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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Coca-cola
YouÂ’re gonna get a coke ad in a bit
[sub]marketing is scary these days[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
*muchcuddlesnuzzles*
Lemona
What I meant by what I said is that 25,000 years ago was not ur people
Not the people ur nation is
Something in 1921 would be technically ur people
Xerimerc, Kaidia
what
Xerimerc, Kaidia
whatÂ’s behind ur xerigen
Xerimerc
idk funny squiggle so it's not just a white background
Lemona
number 1: thats the reason im the only gaian-native nation in europe (so far)
number 2: that makes sense
Lemona, Xerimerc
Or, you know, there could just be not many beings moved up there
Also Vicky ks europe natio be gaia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
is vicky a gaian-native nation?
Lemona, Xerimerc
alsoFULFfITAIL
Lemona
yes
All nations in Europe except me
I also hate Vicky the most
Xerimerc, Kaidia
but he my puppet state
Lemona, Xerimerc
he is also annoying
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'll see to it.
Anything to keep my reputation stab- I mean, to keep you happy :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Good :)
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sent telegram :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/5ixY6KK4hME
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i have bunch of bombs
[sub]I just need bombers[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
Me when I found the oil deposit
Lemona, Xerimerc
nice
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
baby boomers
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Oh hey IÂ’m here now.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
Oh hey you're here now.
HAIIII
Lemona
Hai
Lemona, Xerimerc
OH GOD- (panics in Spanish)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
0wo do you want pats
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
GET BACK YOU WEIRDO! (gets the holy cross)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Sicario Mercenary Corps.
https://youtube.com/shorts/DdJyUDva_Wk?feature=share
Lemona, Xerimerc
Welcome to the region!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Do you happen to have any oil?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ey ey Amigooooo
Xerimerc
xeriiiii u scared him offfffff
Xerimerc
Mi Amigo noooo
Xerimerc
oof-o
Lemona, Xerimerc
Oops all cardboard
Xerimerc
yeah that happens to everyone
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
and then when it comes back its already too late
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
I've made good progress on the art, happy with how it's looking so far, it's almost 1am though so I'll continue working on it tomorrow, also Written some rp earlier that I'll finish tomorrow
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
no
finish it now
or lose u life amigo
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Yeeeee I hate ittttt
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
HAIbritainBYEbritain
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
No, you do it
Lemona, Xerimerc
okay
What r ya drawin amigo
Xerimerc
oh wait damnit I can't tell you
welp
Lemona, Xerimerc
can I have clueeee please me encanta figuring sh!t out
Also what ur rping
Xerimerc
Aah where would we be without saliva glands
Lemona
Hell amiggoo
Xerimerc
Hewolemonyowo
Lemona
Nooo amigoooo I was telling you how it would be helllllllll but also holaaaaaa
Xerimerc
Xeri is sleepy and has headyache which means more owo
Lemona
poor amigo
Xerimerc
Iwts a cwippliwing cowndiwtiown
Lemona
[pre]October 10th, 2022, Zero Hour, 20:00, CET, New Munich, The Hochlands, Lemona
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The Emperor stands still. The second testing will soon begin.
As Tellus readies to launch, the Emperor gives the command to launch.
As the countdown begins, it points towards the Gaian French lands, slightly close to Vicky Germany.
3Â
2Â
1Â
The Tellus fires, and in a matter of minutes it lands.
The Satellites detect almost the exact same effect the previous weapon did. Only thing different, the effect is stronger. And covers more surface area. Satellites detect that some chemicals made it past the border of Vicky Germany.
_________________________________
The Original “Weapon” detonation sight has become safe to visit with enough protection. Scientists, military drones and troops enter the area and make sure no one comes in. Research continues in the area.[/pre]
Xerimerc, Kaidia
mmm
im burnt out
Lemona, Xerimerc
Unlike you blue-haired liberals, I have no abilities
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hahahahah I canÂ’t be good at anything because my brain is the size of a pea
Lemona, Xerimerc
...
BOOM
The border of the Kaidian State of Vicky Germany is contaminated with chemicals unknown. The Kaidian President, Revirin Oriskal, has gotten news of the detonation. Furious, the president will go to Lemona for diplomatic relations. The Kaidian Vice President, Ameris Sakorav, will take the title of "acting president" of Kaidia until the president returns.[/I]
Lemona, Xerimerc
So the exact same thing I did. Although it looks like the particles arenÂ’t as deadly
Lemona, Xerimerc
hi
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I will now commit 420 war crimes
Lemona, Xerimerc
good luck doing that cuz u gotta deal with Neutrality And Pacifism
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
How so?
Lemona, Xerimerc
im his puppet
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Let me guess
You're just him on a different account
Lemona, Xerimerc
NEW PERSON
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Let me do that I like handling people
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/51La9EiPE2g
Lemona, Xerimerc
It's just 420 federal war crimes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Why not 69
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Also thereÂ’s no such thing as a federal war crime, only international
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hides pot
I have no condom
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I charged my world history teacher in 10th grade with a war crime because communal punishment is against the 1949 Geneva convention
Lemona, Xerimerc
Never stopped me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
If I take a battleship, make it fly with 6 hydrogen engines, and put tank armor on it, the enemy will spend too much time figuring out whether to use anti-ship, anti-air, or anti-tank
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'll use a combination of anti-ship, anti-air, and anti-tank caliber
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
did you win
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He said he didnÂ’t remeber signing it
Mr. Kibret wasÂ… interesting
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
he didn't sign it, but if he lives in a nation that did, he's not immune to its provisions
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/YDaHSm_3jXI
https://youtu.be/KDRKd3xBHas
https://youtube.com/shorts/nS-pcjGu-LM?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/DdJyUDva_Wk?feature=share
Have some loona
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He seems like the kind that would be charged but then the charges would mysteriously disappear after a few years
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtube.com/shorts/nS-pcjGu-LM?feature=share
I looked like this one a few months ago before I cut my hair, just a bit shorter
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Buh bye
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Not really
Unless u also our chlorine in a WMD style weapon
Xerimerc
I had a stroke reading this
Lemona, Xerimerc
And I had a stroke making it
Xerimerc
is fiiiinnnneeeeee
Lemona, Xerimerc
sorry about that
i had to go to play with the band of the high school im going to next year
was fun
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
sorry about what
ur supposed to be gone
Xerimerc
hmm
no
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Which instrument?
Lemona, Xerimerc
not violin so itÂ’s not good
oh yeah goodnight
I slep tomeight with my violin by me
Yodle, Xerimerc
alto saxophone
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Kaidian National Health Building, Akorrda, North Kadvia.
The doctor rushes to the Head Doctor's office
Mya! Stalek veistra!
(Sir! We did it!)
Eketiv morstead qa Eaxius? The Head Doctor questioned
(Is it the cure to Eaxius?)
Yei daik! The doctor celebrated
(It is!)
Stal vesit korsyt nirde tastj!
(We can finally live in peace!)
Bestin orokin. DISTE! Ordered the Head Doctor
(Begin production. NOW!)
As a cure for Eaxius emerges, people of Kaidia celebrate with city-wide parties, with medical tents for the cure. Kaidia has turned its nation back up, and starts shipping crates of the cure to nations who have possible infected in their nation. Now Gaia can sleep in peace tonight.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I might forget the words I just said
Lemona, Xerimerc
did you really come up with an entire language
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yes and no
yes cause look at the post
no cause I wont remember them
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mercurii die 12 Octobris 2022; Novum Roma, Pinevilla
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Caesar in solio sedet, sed imperatorem non sentit. Non, dicit ipse. Non est hoc me sic infirmare velim. Ego sum imperator, Großkaiser, princeps omnium Pinevillae et Evanereich.
Kaiser alloqui parat gentem post oppugnationem in Pinevilla terroris islamistae et mortem Simeonis regis.
"majestas tua es iturus" ei dicit minister Kaiser. “Tempus est ducere in tenebris nostris” Caesar respondet.
Kaiser in scaenam cum podio sibi parato egreditur. Duis sit amet molestie quam. Ut Hell Dir Im Siegerkranz ludit, ridet. Scit quid dicturus sit.
Die lune X Octobris 2022; dies infamis erit; the Heilig Galactique Imperium Pinevilla consulto et consulto terra et aere copias terroristarum islamistarum oppugnavit. Heri unum ex terroris cepimus, eosque ducem cum nota ultima attingere narravimus; quod si operationes in Cuvaitum non cessarent, id cum furore responderemus. Dico nunc tibi, nullam rem talem inceptam esse susceptam, eaque patria cum omni virtute ac virtute bellum gerere.
“Rogo nunc ut parlamenta utriusque Pinevillae et Evanereich mihi plenam auctoritatem habeant, ut experientia mea hanc gentem ad gloriam ducere possit. Hos terroristas opprimemus, operationes eorum finiemus, et ut numquam cum huiusmodi comminationibus iterum agendum sit.
in clamores turba orta est. Cuvaitum non amittet, non semper.
Lemona, Xerimerc
My terrorist post but in the language of Pinevilla
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.