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Jack Reacher begins playing football for the Baltimore Ravens, becoming their running back. He is then held under investigation for steriods
Kaidia
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March 12th | 12:00 P.M | Greater Akorrda, Kaidia
GREATER AKORRDA, a great city for Kaidia. Flowing with natural beauty, lights, and people. Tis' the great capital of Kaidia! But one restaurant has gone ablaze. Let me set you the stage...
A man huffs away from the building, as gunshots are heard from the back. He looks back, as an army of masked people comes rushing toward the man. BANG! The man is shot, and his body thrown into the nearby river. The army goes up a set of stairs to the bridge above the river, leading to a deeper part of the Downtown. But they know they're not alone. Soon, another army comes out of the local theater. Another comes out from the bank. Everywhere, glass shards and fire spreads. The downtown of the Akorrda area is in ruins! But it doesn't stop just then. Soon, the Unity Tower explodes upon the 80th floor, the tallest. Money comes storming through the building, until the other floors (32nd, 4th, 47th, 70th) burst into flames. Gunshots around the city are heard.
Then comes the Manis Imperiae himself, Revirin Kaidvania I, stuck in the Imperial Citadel Basement as chaos insues not far from the Citadel. In the basement are: Revirin, Uris (steward), Uris Vaanis (unconscious), Erik Vaanis, Eirus II, Revirin V, Henri III, and Vanessa. As the city keeps going into anarchy, the news comes up in the Basement TV.
Reporter: "People of Kaidia! Not just the worrying Greater Akorrda, but the people of Kaidia! People of Gaia! Anarchy strikes Socialistic Britain and Kaidia! Around Kaidia, terrorists have infiltrated the country and attacked all centers of economy for Kaidia! Not only that, but security landmarks and civil housing! If you are in the: KADVIA AREA, SCOTTISH AREA, IRISH AREA, AMERICAN AREA, FINNISH AREA, GERMAN AREA, ENGLISH AREA, NORSE AREA, SWEDISH AREA, and ITALIAN AREA, please evacuate to your nearest Air & Space Personnel Transport immediately to seek refuge up to space and to Kaidian Canada!
Soon the lights all cut out across Kaidia, as a broadcast from Revirin appears. The group inside the basement look around to see Revirin in a corner of the room, with a computer setup. "ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE OF KAIDIA! PLEASE DRIVE OUT TO OTHER AREAS AND ESCAPE KAIDIA AS FAST AS YOU CAN! ALL LAWS ARE OFFICIALLY MADE LEGAL, USE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO ESCAPE OR FIGHT THE TERRORISTS! PLEASE, REMEMBER! UNITY THROUGH INTELLIGENCE! Goodnight people! Kaidia will live forever in history!
Revirin finishes his broadcast as he pushes everyone out the basement and outside the Imperial Citadel. Soon, a luxury ship comes over the Citadel and lands right in the garden. "Everyone! Take every belonging you hold value to and need and let us leave the country! If we have to, we'll send ourselves over to another planet! Our crew has packed up fuel and food to survive for a while. Let's go!" Soon it was a back and forward between the Citadel and the ship to fit the belongings of the family. Soon, the terrorists began to move into the Veris are with tanks and planes. As the family finishes packing and start to board, a terrorist tank drives over to the garden, and attempts to shoot the ship. Thankfully, the gunner has never shot with a tank. So just in time, with everything they need, Revirin's family and friends make it out of the Veris Area and make it to sea soon enough, by 1:37 A.M.
They turn on the TV inside the ship as the news turns to a video of a funeral, almost. But it isn't. It was an honorary video made for the end of the reign of Revirin. Kaidia's instrumental anthem plays as a group of Vanguard Soldiers and the Imperial Family saluting to a statue of King Aitheir, the founder of the glorious Valentine Dynasty, and the two flags of the Kaidian Imperium. Revirin looks to his kids, and takes a deep breath.
"We're the only Valentines left. The others may not survive. We might not too. Kaidia will be reformed, and our history and culture will stay with us. Hopefully, our nation will live on with us, as we are the only ones out to live. Stay strong. Unity, Through Intelligence."
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boom
New United Common-Lands
bro every nation seems to be having a crisis right now
Kaidia
i wonder why
Vordoslavia
Lemona is too perfect
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
It would be funny if it ended like half the wars in TRTHNBB rp, Lemona vs the world
Kaidia
sendis terroristsus
Its like thinking of it as a play in the future by revirins children
Kaidia
i mean
it definitely will be passed down through generations
Gine Caruttiva
Charless Imperial Plane, The Lemonan Eagle, takes off from Leonardo da VinciFiumicino Airport, Rome at 17:00, Wednesday, March 13th, 2024. Destination Unknown.
Kaidia
A group of military scientists have begun developing new armor for the military, made of twenty-one plates composed of a lightweight plastoid alloy composite, that can absorb many types of damage, the research is expected to finish in a few hours and will be administered to Marine Corps, and will later be given to other branches
America The Greater
The new armor has been completed, now, it only has to be tested it will go through three tests, Grand General Alwin Rieshelschmitt is overseeing the testing himself, and the subjects are live, they put the armor on and have been chained up against a wall, each in their own room, and are ready to be tested on, the Grand General speaks. "You are all suspected followers of Big Brother. Each one of you will endure three tests, and survive, if you are lucky."
TEST ONE: Fire and Acidity
"Test one shall be executed easily, you will be set on fire, and then acid will be sprayed on you, and if you can survive, you will move on to test two."
The Grand General looks behind him, "EXECUTE TEST ONE"
A slit is visible in the wall, a nozzle is seen, and fire pours out of it, in a straight line, the men are seen struggling as they were all set on fire, but they soon succumbed to the fire, after about five minutes the fire stops, and all subjects seem to be unharmed, next another slit is seen, in all rooms in the ceiling, walls, and floor, acid is sprayed on all subjects, after about a minute, the acid stops, and, again all subjects seem to be unharmed, with only small, barely visible dents in the armor.
"Good, you all survived, now you all move on to test two."
TEST TWO: Blunt Force
"The next test you guys will be facing, will be blunt force, this armor is designed to withstand the force of a metal baseball bat, you will all be hit with baseball bats, let us see if all of you guys make it, EXECUTE TEST TWO."
in each room, a man walks inside, wearing a hazmat suit, and carrying a baseball bat, they all start getting hit, in the stomach, in the legs, and in the face, one of the subjects has passed out, and the other two, are very tired, but after about two minutes, they all seem to be unharmed, but the other one is still passed out, and one broken leg.
"Good, you have all made it to test three, of which is about to start."
TEST THREE: Will It Bulletproof?
"You guys are starting to warm up to this, but this last test, might not be good for you. let's cut to the chase, will it bulletproof? EXECUTE TEST THREE"
Three men, once again, walk into the rooms, one in each, armed with handguns, they take aim, and are given the order, one shot fired, makes only a small dent, two shots fired, a large dent, three shots fired, a small chink, four shots fired, a visible hole in the armor, and five shots, all subjects go limp, all with blood, dripping down their legs, then, the floor
"Testing complete, five shots through bullets have been absorbed, it will be mass-produced for Marine Corps at once, and once we have the further technology, it will be fully bulletproof, you all are dismissed, you heard my orders, GET TO IT."
They all exclaim "Yes Sir" and all leave the room
Post by Ur Mom Am3Rica suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Ur Mom Am3Rica suppressed by a moderator.
Yo can somebody deal with this dude
again
Honestly bro at this point you're just turning yourself into a meme
Vordoslavia
fr
Post by Ur Mom Am3Rica suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Ur Mom Am3Rica suppressed by a moderator.
Again, there is a fine line between Socialism and Communism
Who gave the boomer a PC
bro still stuck in the cold war
bro forgot to update his game
okay am done
New United Common-Lands
Post by I Hate Vordoslavia suppressed by a moderator.
Post by I Hate Vordoslavia suppressed by a moderator.
Post by I Hate Vordoslavia suppressed by a moderator.
Post by I Hate Vordoslavia suppressed by a moderator.
"I Hate Vordo" do something better with your time
Vordoslavia, Republic Of The Blue Penguin
Post by I Hate Socialist Bri Ish Guy suppressed by a moderator.
Damn this guy cant take a hint
Just for your information, it was actually 247 years ago. and Americans can't say whatever they want online..
Sicario Mercenary Corps
As someone who lived in the UK for 7 years before returning to Greenland, I can confirm that only like 0.1 per cent of Brits drink tea and talk POSH and they're all connected somehow to the royal family usually
Socialistic Britain
I actually have only met like one POSH brit
Socialistic Britain
Yeah It's mainly the south, such as london
In the north, any sort of "poshness" there is, as far as I'm aware, usually comes from Scousers
I mean I lived in London and there's chavs everywhere there
It's the "Chav" capital
It's only people who live in like Westminster that are posh
Chronically online pov
Socialistic Britain
Post by Ohio Florida Mf suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Ohio Florida Mf suppressed by a moderator.
Ohhhhh he from Ohio that explains things
That doesn't "explain things"
that explains everything
He just sent me a telegram 😂
What's it say? of course removing any.. undesirable or distastful words
Remember to report any telegrams with undesirable and distasteful words to NS moderation
Socialistic Britain
He said he was starting a new region called the New American Faschist order and he'll destroy this region and all the other "commies" in the game
Socialistic Britain
Typo included?
And maybe, just maybe, add some undesirable and distasteful words of your own!
He also said a bunch of racist and homophobic slurs and called Marinia a " Chavez lover " I have no clue why
Socialistic Britain
Maybe outside of NS
You may have been the one provoked but no-one is immune to being reported
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I got a bingo!
Fascist, check. racist, check. homophobic, check. Telegram spamming, check. And creating new nations just to annoy us? CHECK!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Just outside of NS
don't wanna BE the ones getting banned now do we
Best thing we can hope for is a site ban
Probably should all go back to their previous messages and report them if you haven't already to make sure it's dealt with quickly
Sicario Mercenary Corps
oh and he said h**l hitler
Socialistic Britain
have you ever had to deal with something this bad
Oh no not SB falling!
My Population is 737M out of 750M!
thats very nice
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Damn bro what drugs you doing
Lemona, Bugnarak
Kick this nation out he has warned he is gonna raid us. He is a puppet of Never Gonna Give 6987
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Damn, you are only a day old and you rlly want to take down a region that has fortifiesd itself for 8 years?
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Younger or older? If you are older he just ranted on here and used dementive language which is against our CoC, and if you are younger your brother is wreaking havoc on innocents so stop it
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
dude what the hell is your problem
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
wanna hear a fun fact
twins dont get born in the exact same moment
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
🤓🤓🤓
Wanna hear another fun fact, Anti Yodle?
'Democratic Socialist' does not rhyme with 'commie'
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
dude what the hell are you going to do
stop trying to act all tough, we all know that youre just some 11 year old kid crying behind the screen
no need for such vulgar language
go outside, breathe some fresh air and touch some grass
Vordoslavia
also get your own flag loser
Post by Never Gonna Give 69872 suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
i aint a commie lil buddy
you are giving me brain damage
'Sent from Ohio ' tells you everything you need to know about these guys
Placuchia
Exactly
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
That's rich
Look in the mirror Antiyodle
says the little kiddo who is too lazy to make anything original and just copies someone else's flag
okay, i gotta go now because i have a life outside of the computer unlike you
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
Please Mods get these guys out of here
Hi
Gine Caruttiva
who the hell is Anti Yodle? lmfao
Puttt
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
who tf are u
Vordoslavia
Post self-deleted by Puttt.
Post by Anti Yodle suppressed by a moderator.
ur weird
Puttt, Vordoslavia
welcome :D
Puttt, Vordoslavia
ªh
ignore him, prob just someone mad
Puttt, Vordoslavia
Yes, I think
Gine Caruttiva
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