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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
NOICE I accidentally stumbled on the most based region ever
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia
ik
I still have to fix
I am to lazy to
but I will
Kaidia
just go into edit and backspace
Thats dope!
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
Gratias tibi!
We have a discord server too if you are interested?
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Remember, if you ever see a member of the US military begin saying code words from leaked MKUltra documents to see what happens
Socialistic Britain
Im now one year closer to having to pay taxes
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Terrifying
Socialistic Britain
Jarlos
New United Common-Lands
[pre]I don't own a bible, just the APM Body of Knowledge 7th Edition[/pre]
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Happy birthday!
Its my dogs birthday too
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Happy birthday Lkandria!
the latter is much preferable
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps
"Hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on."
I DID IT
New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Happy bday!
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I am back and I'd like to have a word with both Kaidia and -Annoyance- for settling in my realm of influence
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Not least with Kaidia for trying to make a government-funded religious site on a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Thank you guys
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Tell your dog I said happy birthday
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Yh- me too!!! Pleas
Happy birthday Lkandriaaaaaa
Socialistic Britain
Yh Graat B-Day
Noice will join it in the future
Socialistic Britain
Happy birthday bro. Enjoy life while you can before you get cucked by the IRS
Socialistic Britain
Everybody loves taxes! Don't you?
Anyway, happy B-Day!! Congrats
Kaidia, Adreabhal, Mjau
The Royal Family of Almaseriata is interested in purchasing some properties in other countries.
Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Kaidia
2009 is calling
Kaidia
After an unsuccessful liberation, I'm back in the WA. Endorsements coming
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Mjau, Pyhdon
Hm?
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
What is this "sphere"? I mean I have one myself but name it
Kaidia
I would liberate, but I cannot be bothered after every liberation to endorse every nation again and get them to endorse me back..
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau
There's a sense of satisfaction seeing everyone endorse me back. But it's my first time so who knows how many liberations until it gets boring.
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I'm not even in the WA
Mjau
Average Acadia moment...
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
jesuschristhelpme
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 28TH OF DECEMBER
[spoiler=ROBERT GRIFFITHS 4]I stared at the MOI, did I just hear him right? surely they haven't.. I mustered my strength and looked behind me through the boot of the car towards Parliament, to my horror all I could see was smoke and people running away. "Those B######s actually did.." I muttered under my breath, I collapsed back onto the seat and stared straight forward, a government worker in the seat next to me tending to my wounds whilst we pulled up to the hospital, I started to feel more and more woozy before passing out due to blood loss[/spoiler]
[spoiler=NO POV]The PM had passed out within the car, The MOI and government worker looked at eachother and knew what they had to do, They got Robert out of the car and placed his arms over their shoulders, The government worker on the left and MOI on the right, they quickly scurried to the Hospital entrance, dragging Robert along, quickly getting him medical attention. Back towards parliament people were scrambling to figure out what had happened, with many realising it had been an attack by Monarchist revolutionaries. Smoke engulfed the area that was parliament, with it spreading further and further into the sky and across London, Soldiers located within the city rushed to the area, along with any security. The other revolutionaries within the city had taken the opportunity to now escape, long gone from London, they most likely wouldn't be caught for months, The revolutionaries underground were still navigating the sewer system to get out, however police did block the sewer exits so they're bound to get caught. The revolutionary that had shot the PM, James, had been taken to a police station, and was now in police custody being questioned, however so far it hasn't gotten anywhere, and it most likely won't.
In the sewers, the Revolutionaries began to see light, they realised they had found an exit, they quickly scrambled towards it, wading through the water and rubbish and diet inside the sewer, One approached the exit, then three and soon all of them, before they all realised police were waiting for them, hiding around the corner of the sewer exit. Some accepted their fate, others tried to run back into the sewers but failed. All of them were caught and brought into police custody to be questioned by government operatives.[/spoiler]
Kaidia, Mjau, Risorgia
Skill issue
Kaidia
yeah uh
I did something dumb
so now I'm here
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Mjau
Hey btw Kaidia, just wanna let you know mentioning a nation in the forums doesn't give them a notice so I only saw your RP post like yesterday
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Mjau
I don't like that you sent settlers to Jerusalem. That's a holy site of the Orange Juicist faith and too close to my sphere of influence. I'll RP an official response soon but consider this a preliminary warning
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
[I]Pyhdon going to Kaidia to arrange a conference with Adreabhal. Jerusalem MUST be neutral under a new SDUPG law. [/I]
Kaidia, Adreabhal
The news of a parliament bombing and the shooting of PM Robert Griffith's has been sent out to the world and nation leaders, the Daily Worker has already released various reports on the events, wishing the PM a speedy recovery and whoever committed these horrible acts to be found and tried under British law. Almost 300 People have been confirmed dead in this horrific act, and more bodies are still being found. Anyone suspected of being sympathetic to the Monarchist cause are being ridiculed and publicly shamed. More news is to come.
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Adreabhal, why don't you just invade it BEFORE[/I] you gave me a chance to make it illegal to settle there
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Post self-deleted by Pyhdon.
We're considering invasion if diplomacy doesn't achieve for us a favorable outcome; we're just not as keen to invade Kaidia as I would be Pyhdon because a) Kaidia is much stronger than you are and b) I have a history of at least warm diplomatic relations with Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Wait I'm sorry what
Kaidia
I am head of law for SDUPG, so I have to be in all con's, and the ban is just temporary to get K out.
Kaidia
Well, Gaian Jerusalem is also a Kaedia Christin holy site, just like Jerusalem on Earth.
Plus, I never saw you take it.
Adreabhal
Post self-deleted by Pyhdon.
What?
Adreabhal
Orange Juicist doctrine forbids anyone from building anything there, which according to millions of faithful here, includes you. Our goal is not to build a temple in that area; our goal is to protect it from colonial proto-capitalist landmongers that would undertake actions similar to your own
Kaidia
I don't mean so, I did not. I am trying to make sure that all Kaedian Christians and Orange juicists can go without "passport control"
Kaidia
Chief Orange Juicism hasn't extended much beyond Adreabhal's borders; I find that very hard to believe
Kaidia
Huh.
Interesting.
Adreabhal
raises eyebrow
Hey giys sorry for being a bit inactive, ive been going through a though time.
Sadly its possible ill be even more inactive, due to the fact i might have screwed my ribs, and this is some of the worse news i could get since im already going thorugh the roughest times my sports career has hit. All the best, i promise i will bcome more active soon
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Risorgia
Please, take some time away. If you have to, take a nice vacation from the site. There is a reason that there's a "Vacation Mode" setting.
Get better soon!
Yodle, Adreabhal
Hope you're able to recover quickly Lawid, sorry to hear things have been tough for you. Take as much time as you need!
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Note: Please treat the terms "nemoist" and "orange juicist" as synonymous for the time being; I'll write a factbook on it later divulging Orange Juicist basics, doctrine, and terminology.
Folding his head into his palm, Grand Juicer Balipha Rhodonom, High Confessor of the Adreabhala Nemoist Church, surveyed disapprovingly the state of the Kaidian interference in the Blossom Desert, a special Orange Juicist name for the Levant region. Regarded as the holy location in Orange Juicist tradition and scriptures, the Blossom Desert has been a site venerated by the faithful for years now, and many thousands of devout followers from Adreabhal make a pilgrimage there every year to experience the Divine Serendipity. It has long been espoused that the Blossom Desert should remain undefiled, and as such no Orange Juicist pilgrims are allowed to eat, drink, or even excrete in the ten mile radius of the spot, let alone build a foreign religious Disneyland, as Rhodonom views it. Today only his office has received thousands of angry correspondence demanding that the Church do something about this "vile occupation" and "disgraceful defilement" and "heretical capitalization of the Site of Serendipity". Rhodonom has already consulted with his most senior Juicers and with the Empress Thalia Mila herself (a recent convert), and all have agreed that something must be done.
So, just an hour beforehand, Rhodonom had sent three of his most mature Juicers to make a diplomatic mission representing both the Adreabhala Empire and the Nemoist Church to the settlers in this new Kaidian "holy site" to express their concerns. Rhodonom, loathe be he to admit it to most, would settle for a Kaidian relocation away from the five mile-radius of the epicenter. He has no wish to start a holy war over this matter, but rather he only seeks to protect a critical doctrine of the Church in the form of the Divine Serendipity.
Already, though, he has received reports of angry words hurled at the Kaidians in the area by Nemoist pilgrims, and threats made against their safety. The Grand Juicer fears not just for the safety of the pilgrims but also for those of the Kaidians, and half expects that violence would have already broken out had it not been for the prohibition against shedding blood in the Blossom Desert. Balipha Rhodonom, dwelling on the current situation, prays quickly to the Juice that the situation may be resolved satisfactorily. Then, falling to subservience to his daily schedule, he began to prepare for his next Blessing in Onchila Hundala's largest church that evening.
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Godmodding, again
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
Oof, yeah man, take care. We all hope you'll feel better soon!
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I think he's mad I put a brick in holy land
Socialistic Britain
That is an internal affair, oops
Kaidia
Very sorry, that was supposed to be in a Word Document
Kaidia
But I have got angry Orange Juiciest and Kaidian Christians. My country has all faiths
[sup]even plan to save 10 mil lives[/sup]
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
But my main religion is Islam
Kaidia
...
i'll pretend you didnt do that
Take as long as you need comrade.
Lawid, Kaidia
Adreabhal said that his religion hasnt gone out of his borders
Kaidia, Adreabhal
Oh-k... Idk but I know I have all religions in TRTHNBB
Kaidia
well um
can I still get da land
Socialistic Britain
Comrade, pls be careful and get well soon, and do not fall again in the sport...
Lawid, Kaidia
Really?
I find that hard to believe.
I know you don't even have an atom of a Neo-Hellvonic.
Idk, but I think Soc will say something like
"No"
Yodle, Kaidia
I do, but I wanna oust them for some reason... idk... I have all the Mainstream religions and the Neo-Hellvonicians
Yodle, Kaidia
New United Common-Lands u know 3 of my holy sites are in your Earth territory. Same for you, Adreabhal but on Gaia.
NUCL:
Makkah
Madinah
Jerusalem
Adreabhal:
Makkah
Madinah
Jidda
Yodle, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Neo-Hellvonics
Also, really? Most don't even bother leaving Kaidia, since I hold pretty much all of their holy sites. (except one which is co-owned by me and Lemona)
They just try to bring back "Kaidian Pride" with the classical ways
Yodle, Socialistic Britain
[I]I know[/I] just that some of your [I]citizens[/I] are stuck in my [I]border patrol[/I] and some of them are Neo-hellvonics
[I]Pyhdon oust all Neo-Hellvonics[/I]
Yodle, Kaidia
Same here, except that our religion only allows building if it is for the [I]mosque[/I] in the holy area, the areas holy are mosques with their surrounding cities.
Yodle, Kaidia
Since these mosques were established in -147 irl, people have built cities there
Yodle, Kaidia
Jerusalem has Al-Aqsa
Yodle, Kaidia
Lemonan citizen allowance has dropped for no apparent reas- BUG IN MY CODE!
Yodle, Kaidia
Kaedia Christins (and the Hellvonics before them) have a virtue of building holy sites to gift and praise the gods, mostly in Skyrim-like tombs where dead are rested to the afterlife.
The only thing not inherited from Hellvonicism is the tombs filled with dead bodies. Instead, they opt for a more Christian place of worship.
Also, this Jerusalem Church is going to be the biggest project yet for Kaidia, even bringing along the Kaidian Engineering Corps, responsible for alot of Kaidian innovations today.
Yodle, Socialistic Britain
And its not like we arent going to investigate this
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
SALVATION
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal
You dont see it, do you?
Yodle, Kaidia
One million lives
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
for the faith, for the might of our lord
for the home of the holy
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps
for the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Sabaton is very good
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Astravica, Kaidia
Yeah
Yodle, Kaidia
Better not
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Vordoslavia
I'm not gonna leave btw
but I can maybe leave just like... half of the area empty?
Adreabhal, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Me too
cause Teutonic Extremism
Man tensions are growing heavy
again
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
I'd be fine with no development within five miles of the epicenter. Technically it should be ~10 miles but I also recognize that it's a holy site for your religion as well and I'd prefer to avoid a conflict with Kaidia because you would beat me up
Kaidia
honestly
the holy site is for all
as long as you don't do terrorism or harm to anybody or anything
Vordoslavia
👍
Socialistic Britain
POV when you just casually die for a few months
Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Astravica, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.