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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Hai
Lemona, Kaidia
hm
i want arson
Lemona, Xerimerc
XERIXERIXERIXERIXERIXERI[sub]xeri[/sub] *sleep*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Welcome back, Lemona.
We're happy to see you.
Lemona, Xerimerc
awsleepyboi*patpat*
Lemona, Kaidia
*uwu*thankixeri*moarsleepy*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You keep saying that
stop saying it
Xerimerc, Kaidia
*sneakysleepycuddles*
Lemona, Kaidia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1738084
cool
time to steal a stolen format
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ben Key hehe
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max gtp
Xerimerc, Kaidia
dress them up like little cute bees
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Suggest stories for max Barry
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max Barry reads TRTHNBB rmb messages and then goes insane
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max Chat
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yesssssssss
Lemona, Kaidia
One day, Max Barry, the creator of NationStates, received an email from a player in the Region That Has No Big Banks (TRTHNBB). The player had written to tell Max about some of the weird and crazy stories that the inhabitants of TRTHNBB had come up with.
Max was intrigued by the player's email and decided to visit the region to see for himself what was going on. When he arrived, he was amazed by the creativity and imagination of the inhabitants of TRTHNBB.
He spent hours reading through the forums and chatting with the players, learning about their bizarre and fantastical stories. Some of the stories were funny, some were thought-provoking, and some were just plain weird.
As he read, Max couldn't help but smile. He was thrilled to see that the players in TRTHNBB were using NationStates to express their creativity and let their imaginations run wild.
Max was so inspired by the stories from TRTHNBB that he decided to incorporate some of the ideas into the game. He added new features and challenges based on the players' suggestions, and the result was even more fun and engaging for everyone.
In the end, Max was grateful to the players of TRTHNBB for showing him the power of imagination and creativity. And he was happy to know that NationStates was a place where players could let their minds run free and tell the most outrageous and wonderful stories.
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"some were just plain weird"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And then he discovered quite the most curious Factbook
One archiving all of the wonderful and interesting stories made by the players from TRTHNBB
He clicked and dived into the Factbook, Promptly he went insane reading the stories and fell to the floor, passing out from sheer shock.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
max Barry ends invader regions
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max then went on a rampage, deleting NS and burning his books.
He committed 10 acts of arson that day.
New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718179443046350941/1050897334906671145/image.png
MOTH
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Max Barry was furious. He had just spent hours reading through the forums of the Region That Has No Big Banks (TRTHNBB), and he was horrified by the weird and crazy stories that the inhabitants had come up with.
He couldn't believe that people were using NationStates, the game he had created, to tell such ridiculous and nonsensical stories. He was determined to put a stop to it.
Max grabbed a can of gasoline and stormed into the forum, determined to burn all of the bizarre stories to the ground. He poured the gasoline onto the pages and struck a match, watching in satisfaction as the flames licked at the pages.
But as the fire spread, Max began to have second thoughts. He realized that the stories, as ridiculous as they were, were a reflection of the creativity and imagination of the players. He couldn't destroy that.
Max quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the flames, saving the stories from destruction. He was shaken by the experience, and he vowed to never again try to stifle the creativity of the players in TRTHNBB.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
This literally get's so weird tf.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max immediate changed his mind again, and continued his acts of violence.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The end
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Max will be remembered throughout history for putting a stop to this insanity known as TRTHNBB Creativity
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yay
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Humanity will finally be able to evolve into it's ultimate form now TRTHNBB is no longer holding us back as a species
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
Max Barry was always fascinated by the Region That Has No Big Banks (TRTHNBB), and the strange and wonderful stories that its inhabitants came up with.
One of the most interesting figures in TRTHNBB was Yodle, the god and founder of the region. Yodle was a mysterious and powerful being, known for his wisdom and his ability to predict the future.
Another key player in TRTHNBB was New United Common-lands, the Prime Minister of the region. New United Common-lands was a wise and fair leader, beloved by the inhabitants of TRTHNBB for his dedication to their well-being.
But not everyone in TRTHNBB was as well-behaved as New United Common-lands. Lemona and Pinevilla were two mischievous citizens who often caused trouble for their fellow residents. Despite their misbehaviour, however, they were generally well-liked by the community.
One of the most beloved residents of TRTHNBB was Socialistic Britain, known for their incredible artwork. Their paintings and sculptures were admired by all, and they were a vital part of the creative community in TRTHNBB.
Another notable resident of TRTHNBB was XeriMerc, known for their unique messaging style.
Overall, TRTHNBB was a vibrant and diverse community, full of interesting characters and incredible stories. And Max Barry was always thrilled to be a part of it.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Eehe
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The destination for the Lkandrian fleet that was sent out has become more clear. It seems that its destination is Gilese 667
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ferb, I know what weÂ’re gonna do today!
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Okay, I got an idea for a new rule and I'd like to know what you all think
Now I am a bit 50/50 on this because this rule kinda screws over people who just might not have time to rp but
Should there be a rule mandating that if you have land and don't RP for however long like a month or just never RP, you get land taken away or just straight up removed from the rp, The thinking behind this is if there are players who are using up land but doing nothing with it, that land would be better used by another nation, new or old. Therefore having a more active RP.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
e
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And this could also screw over people who might not be that good at RP and aren't confident about their RP skills
But saying that this rule could also force those people to try get good at RP
Overall I'm still 50/50 about it
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I mean I donÂ’t think itÂ’s the best but uh
idk
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
IÂ’m 25% for this and 75% against
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I am just mainly concerned about nations that just don't rp claiming more and more land that could be used by active nations
[sub]eventhoughitellpeopletorpgettinglandYETSOMEDONT>:(
YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE[/sub]
Or having very large nations never or barely rp
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
It's Done!
The Maps!
I have them all!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=socialistic_britain/detail=factbook/id=1745258
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He's too powerful
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
britainnnnydoyouwantxudls
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
i just noticed a mistake
Vlaskal and Vlaskal's colonies have different shades of green
AAAAA
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
please
I need xudls or cuddles
Lemona, Xerimerc
poorbritainy*xuddles**pats**purringtomakefeelbetter*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
I've fixed it but I don't really feel like updating the map so I shall do it tomorrow
thanki
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
One thing I noticed as well is that mine and Washingtons red is very very similar and it keep confusing me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]yourwelcomexerialwayswillingtodeliveronlinetext-basedaffection :3[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY MUST IT BE THIS WAY
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Revirin holds a gathering of all his different vassals to celebrate Erik's successful transformation into a super soldier
He even invites some foreign leaders to the gathering
Lemona, Xerimerc
When Revirin's son, Duke Eirus came to hug Erik, Erik looked the other way and pointed a gun at the 11 year old boy and shot
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2637/0296/products/slacker-165-bvl_grande_d2115fdb-7c5e-43e3-8325-923fd799db55_720x.jpg?v=1620662646
Might be getting these
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Erik shot Eirus in the name of justice for the South Kadvian people, and Prince Revirin V has taken the heir title
Lemona, Xerimerc
WHAT THE FU-
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc
STILL WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He has access to the Kaidian Databases not available to the public and due to the things Eirus did in South Kadvia, Erik shot.
He shot in the name of justice
Lemona, Xerimerc
WhoÂ’s invited
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nevermind
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona, Britain, Pinevilla, NUCL, Xeri, and Rica :D
Also Vicky, but his leader is already a vassal of Revirin
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*prepares defenses*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Coming
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What about me🥺
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
why though
Erik did a good thing for the South Kadvian people
Lemona, Xerimerc
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at this for a change:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1808138
Lemona, Xerimerc
When I shot at your fighter?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Also I notice Lemona isnÂ’t on their despite your guysÂ’s war
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
But what did Eirus do?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yes
that was before this dispatch
he was corrupt :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
The Lkandrian bases in Northern Kaidia go into mid alert upon hearing of a noble being shot
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
So was the fighter shooting
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Goonigh~
Lemona, Kaidia
Oh okÂ…Â
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
GO TO BED
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
THAYSDEHSYIMDOIMFCKOFG
Lemona, Kaidia
From the distance, a gathering of a bunch of people with an armored man pointing a gun at a bleeding child can be seen.
Lemona, Xerimerc
i mean
wanna have a phony war like in ww2?
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
im talking to Lkandria
Lemona, Xerimerc
YouÂ’re not going to kill Erik for killing your kings son?
What kind of anarchy is this?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
J know
but donÂ’t
not yet uwu
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Revirin kept Eirus' secret since his 2nd day as Duke
In ck3, Revirin lost 300 prestige
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ok sweet dreams
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
XERI WHY ARE YOU UP
Lemona
Your messed up ways concern me
Your supposed to murder Erik, to get revenge
if you donÂ’t do it IÂ’ll do it for you
Kaidia
Imaginehavingdreams;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
That's illegal!
It's not a crime if the Emperor doesn't say it's a crime!
Plus, Eirus is only injured. Very messed up, but only injured.
As Valen rules go, Prince Revirin V takes the heir title
Lemona, Xerimerc
kaidia
I did it once I do it again
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Not Erik at least
do it on Revirin but not Erik
I spent time and effort and finger work to rp it
Lemona, Xerimerc
and he killed a royal family member
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I donÂ’t care how much effort went into it he brutally injured an innocent member of the royal family, who was 11 years old
Xerimerc, Kaidia
This is why robots are better
Xerimerc, Kaidia
YOU DARE LEAVE ME OUT?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mobile Task Force Basalt has been mobilized, although it has not been ordered to move out yet
Lemona, Xerimerc
would you want a corrupt official thats 11 stay or leave
sowwy :(
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Sicawiodoyouwantobuyxeridronesforwarfsre
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
If you want, I can just make Erik the leader as his aging process is slower than the average Gaian or Human because of his cybernetics :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Sicario command dislike using drones in non surveillance or high-risk operations, due to anÂ…incidentÂ… that is still being dealt with, involving an off limits science facility
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Wellyoucanuserhemforsurveillqnceandlow-risk operations then :D
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
HOW THE HELL IS AN 11 YEAR OLD CORRUPT
and why do you think an army man straight up almost murdering him is okay
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.