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Kaltburg wrote:Kaltburg Reaches DEFCON 2

Operation Vishnu has been suggested

Well to bad New BonnÂ’s capital building has just crumbled.

But donÂ’t worry, your leader is safe! We took him hostage.

Lemona wrote:*Before Lkandrian decoders can figure out what the code word was, the plan commences. Military drills dig up from the ground all across, Bohemia, Kaltburg, and Lkandria. Their main mission: destroy, [REDACTED], and free. They destroy progress on all military bases in Kaltburg and Bohemia, they break into trenches to attack Lkandrian and Kaltburgerian troops, and break into prison where Lemonan and Bohemian POWS are held to free them quickly. Despite it thinking to be easy to find the point they come from, they actually dig down from all across Europe and a bit of Asia, explaining the increase of minor earthquakes. The planes were used to distract. This ceases military activity in Bohemia by Lkandrians and Kaltburgers. Many big cities are destroyed along with buildings in the capitol of both nations. Defenses are built all around Prague.

Pushes up anime glasses *Due to Lkandrian soil being attacked, the Lkandrian Atlantic fleet is ordered to bomb Madrid into rubble. The Air Force in Scotland is ordered to bomb Ireland into the ground as Lkandrian troops land on the beaches of Ireland. Paratroopers are deployed to capture Dublin as well. You will regret this attack on Lkandria*

Lkandria wrote:Pushes up anime glasses *Due to Lkandrian soil being attacked, the Lkandrian Atlantic fleet is ordered to bomb Madrid into rubble. The Air Force in Scotland is ordered to bomb Ireland into the ground as Lkandrian troops land on the beaches of Ireland. Paratroopers are deployed to capture Dublin as well. You will regret this attack on Lkandria*

NO YOU SUMMONED THE IRA THATS WHY WE DONT DESTROY IRELAND AHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry, The IRA have taken over the government as our leader making a deal with them. Anyways say goodbye you Irish attacking c€n+.

*celtics living in Iceland rebel along with all across Lkandria and Kaltburg*

well, itÂ’s not me.

Also I forgot about this, *Sets up the protection shield thingy Vlaskal has*

Lemona wrote:Also I forgot about this, *Sets up the protection shield thingy Vlaskal has*

*Deploys EMP*

Lemona

My really really long amendment bill is coming soon guys!

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Deploys EMP*

Why the hell are rainbows appearing all over Europe?

OH CRAP THEY ARE TOXIC RAINBOWS OH NO OH NO THE IRA IS FREAKIN CRAZY

Mr Government wrote:My really really long amendment bill is coming soon guys!

oh cool.

hey can you help? The IRA somehow have access to weaponized rainbows basically, and every single person in Lemonan Ireland is in the IRA. They just donÂ’t revolt but if Ireland gets attacked they take over the government and use their weird tactics. They arenÂ’t attacking us but I think itÂ’s dangerous.

Speaking of EMP *EMPs are deployed all across Lemona to wipe out their internet connection. Lemonan satellites are also destroyed as well. The Celtics are given an ultimatum “Live with Lkandria, or by buried by Lkandria”. Lkandria still has multiple aces up it’s sleeve*

Lkandria wrote:*Deploys EMP*

too bad the shields are really, how would you say it? Nonchalant? They really just donÂ’t care about anything because of the stuff we threw in them.

Lemona wrote:Why the hell are rainbows appearing all over Europe?

OH CRAP THEY ARE TOXIC RAINBOWS OH NO OH NO THE IRA IS FREAKIN CRAZY

*Due to the IRAs escalation of the conflict, mustard gas is used against military targets but not civilians*

Lkandria wrote:Speaking of EMP *EMPs are deployed all across Lemona to wipe out their internet connection. Lemonan satellites are also destroyed as well. The Celtics are given an ultimatum “Live with Lkandria, or by buried by Lkandria”. Lkandria still has multiple aces up it’s sleeve*

*The Celtics respond, f$&k The Vikings!*

Lemona wrote:*The Celtics respond, f$&k The Vikings!*

*Rule of Engagement red is authorized*

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Due to the IRAs escalation of the conflict, mustard gas is used against military targets but not civilians*

oh no the Germans in Lemona have joined the IRA to form the GIRA, German And Irish Republican Army. Well Lemona isnÂ’t collapsing, just different militias have formed instead of the official military. And did we forget to say the falling of Iceland? Remember troops trained.

Lemona wrote:too bad the shields are really, how would you say it? Nonchalant? They really just donÂ’t care about anything because of the stuff we threw in them.

*Black Squad is deployed to destroy the shield generator. Black squad is equipped with all sort of Lkandrkian weapons and gadgets. Many unspecified*

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Black Squad is deployed to destroy the shield generator. Black squad is equipped with all sort of Lkandrkian weapons and gadgets. Many unspecified*

*back up shields are placed, one covering all of central Iberia and Galicia*

Lemona wrote:oh no the Germans in Lemona have joined the IRA to form the GIRA, German And Irish Republican Army. Well Lemona isnÂ’t collapsing, just different militias have formed instead of the official military. And did we forget to say the falling of Iceland? Remember troops trained.

I am getting quite annoyed that these rebels pop up for literally no reason. You shouldn’t be able to just say “Oh no rebellion” and then a rebellion happens. I am voiding the German and Icelandic rebellions for reason of being idiotic. Czechia and Irish rebellions are fine. You are lucky I don’t call out your drill attack

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I am getting quite annoyed that these rebels pop up for literally no reason. You shouldn’t be able to just say “Oh no rebellion” and then a rebellion happens. I am voiding the German and Icelandic rebellions for reason of being idiotic. Czechia and Irish rebellions are fine. You are lucky I don’t call out your drill attack

Well the German ones are in German Lemona.

Lemona wrote:oh no the Germans in Lemona have joined the IRA to form the GIRA, German And Irish Republican Army. Well Lemona isnÂ’t collapsing, just different militias have formed instead of the official military. And did we forget to say the falling of Iceland? Remember troops trained.

Also, remember I have troops there as well. They arenÂ’t idiots and have been observing the Lemonan troops training. Iceland would not have fallen and the Lemonan troops would have defeated

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well the German ones are in German Lemona.

Ah I see, militias are forming in the part you own

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Ah I see, militias are forming in the part you own

Yeah.

Lkandria wrote:Also, remember I have troops there as well. They arenÂ’t idiots and have been observing the Lemonan troops training. Iceland would not have fallen and the Lemonan troops would have defeated

Well. We kinda lied to make it sound like iceland fell. Really some revolts took place, failed, and they escaped to Ireland. I emphasized it a lot.

Lemona wrote:oh cool.

hey can you help? The IRA somehow have access to weaponized rainbows basically, and every single person in Lemonan Ireland is in the IRA. They just donÂ’t revolt but if Ireland gets attacked they take over the government and use their weird tactics. They arenÂ’t attacking us but I think itÂ’s dangerous.

Ok, *puts sniper in range of all the leaders involved so if they attack anymore they will die*.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Ok, *puts sniper in range of all the leaders involved so if they attack anymore they will die*.

*Snipers are immediately killed by the Lkandrian State Security Service. Also, would you like to be bombed as well?*

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well. We kinda lied to make it sound like iceland fell. Really some revolts took place, failed, and they escaped to Ireland. I emphasized it a lot.

Mhm. Ok then

Lemona

itÂ’s fine if you donÂ’t mr government cuz you might fall.

Lkandria wrote:*Snipers are immediately killed by the Lkandrian State Security Service. Also, would you like to be bombed as well?*

Ok, this RP sucks. If you can call it that.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Ok, this RP sucks. If you can call it that.

you havenÂ’t done enough rp have ya?

Mr Government wrote:Ok, this RP sucks. If you can call it that.

If you can call snipers within engagement range of my leader without being spotted than that sucks

Lemona

Lemona wrote:you havenÂ’t done enough rp have ya?

New England And New Wales is my main (it is not WA). IÂ’ve done my share of RP. This isnÂ’t a good RP.

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:If you can call snipers within engagement range of my leader without being spotted than that sucks

Both suck. Both of ours are godmodding.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:New England And New Wales is my main (it is not WA). IÂ’ve done my share of RP. This isnÂ’t a good RP.

Yeah I agree this RP isnÂ’t the best

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Both suck. Both of ours are godmodding.

Well to be fair, Lkandria has a very strong military.

Mr Government wrote:New England And New Wales is my main (it is not WA). IÂ’ve done my share of RP. This isnÂ’t a good RP.

And thatÂ’s why I donÂ’t trusts you in the government

Mr Government wrote:Both suck. Both of ours are godmodding.

Well I mean, when a guy that doesnÂ’t have a citizen ID chip in his brain and isnÂ’t vat produced it is seen and detected by cameras and raises alarms. But I do agree that we were both godmodding. This entire rp is essentially godmodding

Lemona wrote:And thatÂ’s why I donÂ’t trusts you in the government

I could list off at least 8 or 9 other accounts I use at least weekly.

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Yeah I agree this RP isnÂ’t the best

Can we just make a peace term?

Each side has to help rebuild destroyed cities, and because there will be no peace of Bohemia is fully controlled, Kaltburg gets northern Bohemia. And all sanctions are called off.

Mr Government

Lkandria wrote:Well I mean, when a guy that doesnÂ’t have a citizen ID chip in his brain and isnÂ’t vat produced it is seen and detected by cameras and rashes alarms. But I do agree that we were both godmodding. This entire rp is essentially godmodding

The Washington Federation, may I help make some RP rules and get bonk stick powers?

Lkandria

Lemona wrote:Can we just make a peace term?

Each side has to help rebuild destroyed cities, and because there will be no peace of Bohemia is fully controlled, Kaltburg gets northern Bohemia. And all sanctions are called off.

WeÂ’ll have to see if Kaltburg agrees

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Well I mean, when a guy that doesnÂ’t have a citizen ID chip in his brain and isnÂ’t vat produced it is seen and detected by cameras and rashes alarms. But I do agree that we were both godmodding. This entire rp is essentially godmodding

ThatÂ’s my favorite, besides:

*shoots*

*dodges*

*shoots canÂ’t dodge*

*dodges anyway*

Lkandria wrote:WeÂ’ll have to see if Kaltburg agrees

Okay, but we will reopen the pact again?

Mr Government wrote:The Washington Federation, may I help make some RP rules and get bonk stick powers?

Yeah some moderation would be nice. I tried to do some just normal rp but eh didnÂ’t work out

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s my favorite, besides:

*shoots*

*dodges*

*shoots canÂ’t dodge*

*dodges anyway*

Yeah pretty much. Although this does line up with my state policies and my current technology level

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:The Washington Federation, may I help make some RP rules and get bonk stick powers?

NO DONT GIVE HIM ANY POWERS HE IS FOREIGN RAT

Lemona wrote:Okay, but we will reopen the pact again?

I wasnÂ’t part of the pact

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I wasnÂ’t part of the pact

No, remember the non aggression pact.

Lemona wrote:No, remember the non aggression pact.

Oh yeah, sure

Lemona

Lemona wrote:NO DONT GIVE HIM ANY POWERS HE IS FOREIGN RAT

Whatever Lemon man.

Lkandria

Mr Government wrote:Whatever Lemon man.

Well yeah, but that isnÂ’t even your main. And you have another nation thatÂ’s a WA delegate

Lemona wrote:Well yeah, but that isnÂ’t even your main. And you have another nation thatÂ’s a WA delegate

That is my main, my WA delegate nation is my main alt.

Mr Government wrote:That is my main, my WA delegate nation is my main alt.

ThatÂ’s just makes me distrust you being in the government even more!

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s just makes me distrust you being in the government even more!

Eh. Most of my other accounts are just for RP or ambassadors from my main alt.

Mr Government wrote:Eh. Most of my other accounts are just for RP or ambassadors from my main alt.

MOST! DUDE EVERY SINGLE POST MAKES ME UNTRUST YOU EVEN MORE!

ok me and Socialistic Britain had come up with an ECLIPSE article: if a member state is deliberately attacked by a hostile nation, all eclipse members are obligated to defend and come to aid. But if a member state deliberately goes to war, ECLIPSE members are not obligated to join, unless by will

soo original right? I'm sure that no one has come up with this yet!!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ok me and Socialistic Britain had come up with an ECLIPSE article: if a member state is deliberately attacked by a hostile nation, all eclipse members are obligated to defend and come to aid. But if a member state deliberately goes to war, ECLIPSE members are not obligated to join, unless by will

soo original right? I'm sure that no one has come up with this yet!!

thatÂ’s what I was thinking for UEMO.

Except the fact itÂ’s recommended to send aid to them.

Vlaskal

Vlaskal and Socialistic Britain, give me a city for the 3 HQ’s of UEMO to go. You are the first 2 members after me, so the HQ’s go there. And for you Vlaskal, please don’t make it Oväder. Infact the first and main one is in Madrid.

And another thing, what should we call the war the just happened? The War of Bohemia?

Lkandria

*Following the Czechia Incident, Lkandria begins farther development of war robots and also builds sensors that can detect someone drilling under Lkandria. This also helps with detecting earthquakes better. Policing in the cities is also increased as well as the police becoming a part of the military, although policing is soon to be done by robots as they can instantly scan a crowd and identify a criminal or potential spy by noting that they donÂ’t have an ID chip and are not from a vat*

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal and Socialistic Britain, give me a city for the 3 HQ’s of UEMO to go. You are the first 2 members after me, so the HQ’s go there. And for you Vlaskal, please don’t make it Oväder. Infact the first and main one is in Madrid.

And another thing, what should we call the war the just happened? The War of Bohemia?

You can call it whatever you want as nations do call wars by different names. Like WW2 is called the Great Patriotic War in Russia. Or maybe it isnÂ’t anymore cause IÂ’m not sure

Lemona

And if you’re wondering, the IRA still runs the government of Lemona until the treaty is made. And a few others things, 4 songs have gained massive popularity during and after the war run Lemona. First one is Ain’t I Right an anti-communist song from America. Second is Ich Bin Soldat an anti-war song from 1870 coming from the German Empire, third is Wo Alle Straßen Enden, another anti-war song from the German Empire but made during WW1. And finally amongst the Irish, a version of Come Out Ye’ Black and Tans but more directed towards the Lkandrians.

Lkandria wrote:You can call it whatever you want as nations do call wars by different names. Like WW2 is called the Great Patriotic War in Russia. Or maybe it isnÂ’t anymore cause IÂ’m not sure

Like the French and Indian war and the 7 Years war.

Lemona wrote:Like the French and Indian war and the 7 Years war.

Yeah. IÂ’ll probably call it the Czechia Incident. Also like how right now I call it Czechia and you call it Bohemia

Lemona

Anyway, gotta dip now

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Anyway, gotta dip now

Bye

Lkandria wrote:Yeah. IÂ’ll probably call it the Czechia Incident. Also like how right now I call it Czechia and you call it Bohemia

We call the people Czech and the place Bohemia like how the English language calls the Dutch the Netherlands and the people of the Netherlands Dutch despite them themselves calling themselves Netherlandish.

Lkandria wrote:*Following the Czechia Incident, Lkandria begins farther development of war robots and also builds sensors that can detect someone drilling under Lkandria. This also helps with detecting earthquakes better. Policing in the cities is also increased as well as the police becoming a part of the military, although policing is soon to be done by robots as they can instantly scan a crowd and identify a criminal or potential spy by noting that they donÂ’t have an ID chip and are not from a vat*

We can give you guys some help in protecting robots from being destroyed. Of course in doing so we are gonna up our gain just incase someone follows what you do.

IÂ’m splitting the war into two parts, or three. The first part is the beginning, Battles of Bohemia. The second part is when the army really got involved and sanctions happened, which became the Czecho-Germanic war. And the final part during the uprisings in Lemona due to Ireland being attacked, Days of Death. It can be collected together as one war known as the War of Bohemia but itÂ’s officially split into three sections.

Lkandria wrote:You can call it whatever you want as nations do call wars by different names. Like WW2 is called the Great Patriotic War in Russia. Or maybe it isnÂ’t anymore cause IÂ’m not sure

Hmmm I did some digging apparently they split the war into two wars, with the Russian side beings it own thing as it threatened the existence of the Soviet Union. I think that gives the right for France to do that and multiple other nations across Europe and the world but oki.

I feel a though I may have missed something... anyone need any help?

Peanteom wrote:I feel a though I may have missed something... anyone need any help?

no

Though, Lkandria, could you help me with developing my own robots? We have thought of ways to make them environmental friendly and make sure they donÂ’t go terminator. And yes we are using robots we destroyed of yours. Some we just dismembered to keep for ourselves, the destroyed ones we either burned or sent them to your capital building.

Wait a secondÂ

Lkandria i think you need a flag change! Clearly you are capitalist! Not socialist!

Lemona wrote:Though, Lkandria, could you help me with developing my own robots? We have thought of ways to make them environmental friendly and make sure they donÂ’t go terminator. And yes we are using robots we destroyed of yours. Some we just dismembered to keep for ourselves, the destroyed ones we either burned or sent them to your capital building.

By any chance, would you be willing to share these robots with your allies?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal and Socialistic Britain, give me a city for the 3 HQ’s of UEMO to go. You are the first 2 members after me, so the HQ’s go there. And for you Vlaskal, please don’t make it Oväder. Infact the first and main one is in Madrid.

And another thing, what should we call the war the just happened? The War of Bohemia?

Uh, London

Or something

Am very tired

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:

Am very tired

did you not sleep? .-.

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:did you not sleep? .-.

i tried, but i just ended up lying in my bed for like 30 minutes.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal and Socialistic Britain, give me a city for the 3 HQ’s of UEMO to go. You are the first 2 members after me, so the HQ’s go there. And for you Vlaskal, please don’t make it Oväder. Infact the first and main one is in Madrid.

And another thing, what should we call the war the just happened? The War of Bohemia?

Yulaßskiv (Mariupol)

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:i tried, but i just ended up lying in my bed for like 30 minutes.

F

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:F

the pain of insomnia and boredom

Vlaskal, Lemona

don't mind me, just reinforcing my OEWI defense systems and military forces in my country, just uhhh ignore the weird buzzing sound in the air when you visit vlaskal.....

Lemona

don't listen to lime propaganda. bohemia is definitely all kaltburg land now.

Socialistic Britain wrote:By any chance, would you be willing to share these robots with your allies?

sure

Vlaskal wrote:why do you ask?

It is very important.

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:don't listen to lime propaganda. bohemia is definitely all kaltburg land now.

No itÂ’s not.

And my people are done with the war, accept the terms I made with Lkandria as they have accepted, and we have peace

Peace is bad for business! Please go back to war!

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Peace is bad for business! Please go back to war!

no

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Peace is bad for business! Please go back to war!

I could hire you guys for other things.

Like expirimenting with weapons.

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It is very important.

they are mostly kept as auxiliary/reserve personnel, some of them act very weird at certain months, but they are given special leaves to sort things out, they make up about 0.5% of our military and 3% of the population

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Mr Government wrote:I could hire you guys for other things.

Like expirimenting with weapons.

Depends

I still think we should have a region among us tournament

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:ugh fine

Okay, as terms of peace, you must help rebuild structures you have destroyed and so do i, but you also only get northern Bohemia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It is very important.

ok since you're very sus, i think your population has more catgirls than i do

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:ok since you're very sus, i think your population has more catgirls than i do

All the cat girls left Lemona because our people banded together to get rid of them

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:ok since you're very sus, i think your population has more catgirls than i do

69%

Lemona

Caribbean cat girls

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

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