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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
war start back up
Lemona
You paid to the Black Hawks, the biggest raiding military organization in the entirety of NatonStates? I am putting sanctions on all trade from New-Union
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
You damn they had nothing to do with, I had passed undercover civilian agents through their borders
Lemona
*vlaskal sends in virakhar tanks, infantry, korva-9 jets to lemona to begin massive counter offensive*
Lemona
The Lemonan National Orchestra is playing on the radio, and the radio is blasting on the battlefields. Right now they are playing our anthem, Beethovens 9th Symphony.
*Vlaskal begins labeling New-union civilians as hostile combatans*
Lemona
Also we officially declare war on New-Union
dang you
No.. it doesn't pay they don't accept money they want me to defeat a nation superior to mine
Lemona
my my~, have you forgotten i am an exporter of information technology? i see all of them
Lemona
Whatever, I can't let my people surrender to the hawks again
Lemona
Lemona my new dearest ally, begin the counteroffensive, i have downed air superiority in New-union
Lemona
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1682781
That is the official declaration of war on the traitor, New-Union.
We shall begin sending in McDragons to annoy them first. Our imperial geckos and people and weapons will follow. We will also invade Free Quebec as they are an ally, no need of declaration. Sanctions begin too. Banning all Lemonan products from going there. Because of are influence in the region with agricultural stuff, many meats and plants will begin to cost more. Putting their citizens in starvation
I don't care, this is no longer for glory or for the nation, this is for my people they've suffered too much at the hands of the hawks
Lemona
Queima a Unión!
Well to bad your leader is dead
alright i have set a no-fly zone in New-union, now begin the offensive~
my population have been waiting to shoot an aggressor
You really don't understand, do you? It wasn't for the leader.It wasn't for any of your foolishness to fight for the country
Lemona i have sent you 950 exosphere tactical warheads, use them wisely~
Lemona
*
are troops yell, meaning Burn the Union in are native language. Are puppets have attacked and aided us in battles, cities rebuilt. A large city has been taken and preserved. We sacked the city and took some riches, but nothing historic. As we come closer to their capitol. We have taken crops and supplies. The geckos have helped attacked and burned the ground of the Union. The end for them will come. No matter what we will protect against the hawks, even if they tried to destroy us because of them. The exosphere tactical warheads have been stored in case of a major loss. The radio blasts our anthem from are orchestra. Para Unir a Terra*
The capitol has been reached! The Union defends well we shall say.
Queima a Unión!
lol xd l+ratio this kid
i'll send you another 345 million vinerisks worth of weapons, tanks, and missiles Lemona, as part of a mutual joint arms program
Lemona
Lemona... maizai...raizai...taicai...Protect them... we were originally the same people, they've suffered enough...
Lemona
.A nuclear bomb explodes in the capital of the new union, and much of the new union and the rest are annexed by the hawks in a surprise attack.
Lemona
I will get some Imperial Geckos to work for you, just remember to give them a nice play to stay or Wecko III will get mad and start civil war. They have laser eyes
oh no. When the nuke fell we took the capitol and surrounding lands so we will liberate you
oh well it was fun while it lasted~ remember not to invite me to war next time HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHA~ hmmmm now what to do with surrendering forces~
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Theoxicleanguy.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
shoot. i forgot to send OWEI defense domes
Lemona
Yeah maybe its a good thing you are neutral.
Its fine our troops where wearing stuff that manages to protect against nukes
they are ours
Lemona
Declaring war on New-Union is declaring war on the great Democratic Republic of Free Quebec.
I send my troops again.
Lemona
oops, sorry hehe... i just lost my mind there, now what the hell happened?
Lemona
Maybe you missed what happened but uh the New-Union just fell. I liberated it but it got destroyed.
We have another enemy. Free Quebec. I forgot about him. Time to destroy uwu
oh well not my problem now... i will begin the neutrality phase...
Lemona
Im just gonna act like we didnt witness a foreign region eliminate him
oh, oh, ohhh~
Lemona
Give their territories to us, you didn't liberate them, you just destroyed them
Lemona
Uh huh uh did you read what the hell the black hawks did
ah shut up insane me, im in control now
(hehe~, i'll let you have it, for now...)
Thats sus
No they arent we took them out you did nothing
And what did you do? They took supplies, destroyed houses, killed soldiers who were about to surrender, in my opinion the New Unians are lucky the hawks made a surprise attack
what?
I also meant I just liberated him but he was nuked by the black hawks so Im gonna tell him that he can return to our region thanks but no thanks
We are also new-unians indirectly, we come from the same people
no because you were never in this rp stupid. So how about you flick off because I liberated him not you and I annexed him not you.
Yeah still you did nothing so stop doing Russian style stuff and saying the we Are FRoM sAmE pEopLe SO tHEy aRe oUrz
...
please don't mention anything about war or chaos for about 1 day, I've already gone insane, sooooooo, i might lose control
Okay
eh you didnt jump in in time also he doenst say to give you his lane just to protect you
alright ima stay neutral
(for now~)
oh shut up...
Lemona
Also I have a epidemic in my area so I have to deal with that not worrying about taicai or anything I have my own troubles
fricken lemona you got the epidemic in me now
Lemona, Cente
The hawks liberate the New Union territories with a different government
Lemona
Wiat but I liberated you when I take you capitol or are there two of you now. Urgh I dont know what to do I have an epidemic after a war and this whole two of you now urghhh
Hey I see you changed
The Black Hawks didnt liberate you, they raided you and installed a puppet regime, thats what they do.
Lemona
Hey Aya Democratic Republic do you want an epidemic because I wanna spread the one Exterminations and I have into more people so we can figure out what it is quicker obviously totalky
how do I sign up for the next elections? They wont be for a bit but I wanna know.
Im just gonna be neutral from now on but I will send aid to people under threat so not really neutral
I just realized if everyone in this region came back from the boneyard some would have lost power, like The green environment would have lost control of the EPP cuz I have it now
Brendene
Hey guys the treaty has opened back up. Its really of no use know but if Free Quebec accepts it we hopefully wont have another wat
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1682420
The treaty is officially reopened for signing! Thank you for your patience!
Im at school for 4 hours and 300+ messages
Lemona, Exterminations
Yeah the war started back up
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Oh fun when I get back from school ill pick a side
Free Quebec, Lemona
We kind of ended new Union and they came back but still. We won B)
No it ended ALSO YOUR STILL IN SCHOOL? I thought you would have left if your talking!
Brendene, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Well, I can be a cartographer for the Region
Lemona
Okay I claim lane, the whole Iberian peninsula. Also I control the old Spanish territory in northern Morocco and spains, islands, Corsica, Sicily, Sardinia, and Malta.
Its not what Lemona actually looks like but for RP it good. Also Catopes borders me
Shhhhhhhhh
Lemona
Hmm. The Lkandrians will keep an eye on this situation. If this develops into a larger conflict that puts Lkandria at risk, Lkandria and the might of its army will wholly and entirely involved
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
give me money so I can fix the damn things you broke
Okay -gives dogecoins-
thank you, and i will ask for more in the future to fix my economy because it is currently worse than Venezuela
Lemona
well that stinks here take this -gives mega Dogecoin- is like Dogecoin but worth 1,000,000,000 Dogecoin very hard to get as only rich can get it
that should be Enough
Lemona
good!
But then how will it be?, Are you going to build a wall or something?
to do what
the other me, technically I'm your puppet now
eh no just put troops there and also I make you not my puppet just ally and I protect you at all costs so you dont fall again
North New-Union i will try to take back New-Union back and unite you
Lkandria wont be under risk depending on where you are near new-Union and I you might wanna be careful but in between vlaskal and someone else you good
Now yes then no besides the hockey team in chicago
I claim Earth, cause I am the government.
Jk.
Lemona
Seriously what do you actually want tho lol
Lemona
Wait I see problemo Washington and mr government are both the USA basically
Catopes
Split it up then
Lemona
Okay
Ooooo Aya Democratic Republic you changed back your flag
New United Common-Lands
wow. I lost track. Where are we in this conflict now?
Lemona
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