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Socialistic Britain wrote:Remember kids, the next time someone tells you "The government wouldn't do that!"

Oh yes, they would.

MKUltra moment

Socialistic Britain

The Washington Federation, how many BSA countries qualify for the interleft soccer tournament?

Jonathan Williams stands inside the phone booth, he has carefully made sure no-one has followed him knowing he can't make this phone call in his own office, he suspects his own phone has been bugged. He pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his suit pocket, inputting the phone number on it into the phone booth, he patiently awaits for the man on the other end to pick up.[/I]

[spoiler=Conversation Between The King and Jonathan]The phone answers and Jonathan perks up, quickly saying

J: "Highness, is that you?" there's a moment of silence before an old man responds, The king.

C: "What do you want Jonathan?.." The king seems fed up.

J: "It is of the utmost importance I do this phone call quickly, I want to offer you a more secure hideout, Here, in Britain."

There's a pause, The King, Or Charles rather, seemingly thinking it over.

C: "Where exactly in Britain? I'm not going anywhere near London." He quickly responds

J: "No no! Don't worry, it won't be anywhere near London! It's going to be in Southern Ireland, Near Cork. We do have a hideout in London however if it comes to it."

C: "this sounds acceptable.. and If I may ask, why are you offering me this?"

Jonathan pauses, He's nervous and he knows that he'll sound it, he quickly comes up with a lie instead of just telling the truth, knowing he's likely to decline if he tells the truth

J: "Well.. The uhmm.. Important reason is.. the government have found your hideout!"

The King quickly shouts back

C: "WHAT!?"

J: "Now uhm.. don't worry! It was very recently, last 12 Hours, and it's taking a while for any of the army to get there!" [I]The King is furious, and Jonathan can tell.[/I]

C: "You better get me out of here or it'll be YOUR HEAD!"[/I]

J: "Uh Yes yes! If you head to [REDACTED] Airport there will be a plane heading to Dublin, I'll have someone at the airport with the tickets and they can take you to Dublin and assist you! Trust me!"

Jonathan quickly hangs up, thankfully avoiding the kings barrage of insults..[/spoiler]

The king has no choice, if he is to believe what Jonathan has told him, But to go to the airport and leave India for his new hideout in Cork, he quickly has his assistant get him to the airport, using an old rundown car from their current hut. The king changes into something a bit more regular, attempting to blend in with the crowds, The assistant does so too, The king also takes his radio with him in a small bag.

They both get in the car, The king in the back and assistant driving. They head onto a barren road, It takes roughly an hour to arrive to their destination, The main city of the commune of India, New Delhi, they drive through the city and arrive at it's airport. They pull up to the entrance, looking at the airport, the king rethinking his decision. As soon as they get out of the car at the entrance of the airport, a man approaches him, The man recognises the king and mutters something to him ?: "I was sent by Jonathan.. I'm here to get you to Dublin." The king shows a small smile, being less furious with this man. C: "Delightful, Now let's get going, shall we?"

The man quickly does so, leading the king and his assistant with him inside the airport, Abandoning the car. Going through airport security and being able to get the radio through said airport security, giving their tickets and arriving at the plane to Dublin. The 3 men quickly taking their seats on the plane, the man and king are sat together in the middle of the plane with the assistant sat further behind at the back. The plane took multiple hours, taking roughly 8 hours, with it almost being midnight by the time the 3 men had arrived, the men stepped out of the plane into the Dublin airport, the 3 decided to stay at a nearby hotel, planning to arrive at the hideout tomorrow..

To Be Continued

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[SNIP]

Considering I'm going on holiday tomorrow, this won't be completed for atleast a week

HAH

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Aichi Islands wrote:The Washington Federation, how many BSA countries qualify for the interleft soccer tournament?

i was gonna answer you but then i saw the prohibited word

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We won’t go quietly, the collies can count on that.

Patrolling the Deadlands almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Socialistic Britain

Vanilla coke 🤤

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lawid wrote:i was gonna answer you but then i saw the prohibited word

The prohibited word?

Aichi Islands wrote:The prohibited word?

We all know what the prohibited word in that sentence is. it is a word used only foe evil purposes, and shall not be spoken. in fact said word should disappear

Sicario Mercenary Corps

are we still up for that liberation team?

Aichi Islands wrote:The Washington Federation, how many BSA countries qualify for the interleft soccer tournament?

6

Answer to the poll: After a long workout, Fruit punch. My leisure drink: Root beer

Lawid

Lawid wrote:Heyyyyy welcome back long time no see

How u been?

Fine. Sorry for being so late in answering, I was on holidays.

Yodle, Flomonga

SF Poll #4 Do you have any pets?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202600

New United Common-Lands wrote:SF Poll #4 Do you have any pets?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202600

This poll shall turn into Dogs Vs Cats. And as an officially dogs only region I say we shun the cat owners 👀

New United Common-Lands wrote:SF Poll #4 Do you have any pets?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202600

Along with this, I also provide an "unofficially official" poll, to be answered via Google Forms:

SF Poll #4.5 - What football club do you consider yourself a fan of?

https://forms.gle/71FDWeD54WU3PCDQA

New United Common-Lands, San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands wrote:This poll shall turn into Dogs Vs Cats. And as an officially dogs only region I say we shun the cat owners 👀

We used to have a turtle. my sister asked for it, and i said: dont do it, she´ll love it for a few days then almost completely forget about it.

I was right, the lil turtle even got out of its tank somehow once, and just dissapeared for a week till we found it. In the end my dad who was only home on weekends took care of it, so poor turtle was sad, ended up dying. But, once i said it was dead, everyone, for a whole week argued it was sleeping. you could literally play catch with the turtle (not that i did).

so yh, thats the story of Tori the Turtle

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, San Jorentino

The Washington Federation wrote:Along with this, I also provide an "unofficially official" poll, to be answered via Google Forms:

SF Poll #4.5 - What football club do you consider yourself a fan of?

https://forms.gle/71FDWeD54WU3PCDQA

Please send me all of the answers, i must see

Lawid wrote:We used to have a turtle. my sister asked for it, and i said: dont do it, she´ll love it for a few days then almost completely forget about it.

I was right, the lil turtle even got out of its tank somehow once, and just dissapeared for a week till we found it. In the end my dad who was only home on weekends took care of it, so poor turtle was sad, ended up dying. But, once i said it was dead, everyone, for a whole week argued it was sleeping. you could literally play catch with the turtle (not that i did).

so yh, thats the story of Tori the Turtle

Never trust a Tori

Lawid

New United Common-Lands wrote:Never trust a Tori

R.I.P

More importantly always listen to me, I know my sisters better than anyone and am always tight

Me: has dog icon that I’ve had for 7 years

Also me: doesn’t have a dog, just Guinea pigs lol

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal

The Washington Federation wrote:Along with this, I also provide an "unofficially official" poll, to be answered via Google Forms:

SF Poll #4.5 - What football club do you consider yourself a fan of?

https://forms.gle/71FDWeD54WU3PCDQA

Hello The Washington Federation, can I change my team name to Saint Marcia Fc?

San Jorentino wrote:Hello The Washington Federation, can I change my team name to Saint Marcia Fc?

I already changed it

San Jorentino, Saint Marcia Fc

Take my love, take my land

Take me where I cannot stand

I don't care, I'm still free

You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black

Tell 'em I ain't coming back

Burn the land, boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can be

Since I found Serenity

You can't take the sky from me

San Jorentino

Can’t believe they cancelled firefly after only 14 episodes :/

San Jorentino

I’m slowly absorbing Malcolm Reynolds’s personality into my own

San Jorentino

The Washington Federation wrote:I already changed it

Thanks haven't been on for a while :)

Saint Marcia Fc

JULY 2023 INTERLEFT CHANCELLOR ELECTIONS

You know what time of year it is? Election time!

Yes, that's right, the July Chancellor elections are beginning!

If it doesn't seem like it has been that long since the last ones, it hasn't. Those were a month late. These, however, are not, mostly so OR doesn't get any more time as Chancellor than they're supposed to. Any citizen of an InterLeft region is welcome to sign up if they feel like they are up to the challenge!

You have seven days to sign up as a candidate by DMing the_birds_strike_back_42 on Discord, or telegramming Onionist Randosia, and campaign, after which we will start the voting.

May the best candidate win!

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona, Flomonga, San Jorentino, Saint Marcia Fc

My brain makes me want to try to make some people happy.

It also is horny.

They clash often.

San Jorentino, Saint Marcia Fc

Lawid wrote:Please send me all of the answers, i must see

Only three people (including myself) answered, so there's not much that's interesting

San Jorentino, Saint Marcia Fc

The Craggo Republic wrote:My brain makes me want to try to make some people happy.

It also is horny.

They clash often.

average teenager moment

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, San Jorentino

Monday left me broken

(I'm back to this game again my old phone has this game)

San Jorentino

Chemireland wrote:Monday left me broken

(I'm back to this game again my old phone has this game)

Tuesday I was through with hoping

San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands I sent you an updated version at telegrams via Flomonga

San Jorentino

Mordaclain wrote:New United Common-Lands I sent you an updated version at telegrams via Flomonga

Okay friend I’m not going to be able to take a look at that for a few days because I’m busy but by Monday or Tuesday I’ll respond to you with my updates

San Jorentino

The first half of the Nations League Group Stage has concluded, 3 matches per team remain

San Jorentino

The Washington Federation wrote:The first half of the Nations League Group Stage has concluded, 3 matches per team remain

I've won some games!!!!!

San Jorentino

Hello!

Join us in just under two hours for our July Games Night.

Tune in to discord -> https://discord.gg/3aTSRmCg

Or check our RMB for links to the games!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1889179

Kind regards,

Your Gaming Correspondent

San Jorentino

Yodle wrote:Me: has dog icon that I’ve had for 7 years

Also me: doesn’t have a dog, just Guinea pigs lol

My pet collection over the past ten years:

3 Dogs

2 Guinea Pigs

2 Budgies

4 Tortoises

San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands wrote:My pet collection over the past ten years:

3 Dogs

2 Guinea Pigs

2 Budgies

4 Tortoises

Although technically now i've moved out I have none. however, I am still counting my doggos.

San Jorentino

Interleft Founder wrote:JULY 2023 INTERLEFT CHANCELLOR ELECTIONS

You know what time of year it is? Election time!

Yes, that's right, the July Chancellor elections are beginning!

If it doesn't seem like it has been that long since the last ones, it hasn't. Those were a month late. These, however, are not, mostly so OR doesn't get any more time as Chancellor than they're supposed to. Any citizen of an InterLeft region is welcome to sign up if they feel like they are up to the challenge!

You have seven days to sign up as a candidate by DMing the_birds_strike_back_42 on Discord, or telegramming Onionist Randosia, and campaign, after which we will start the voting.

May the best candidate win!

Someone from TRTHNBB should stand! 0.0

San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands wrote:Tuesday I was through with hoping

Wednesday my empty arms were open

San Jorentino

The Craggo Republic wrote:My brain makes me want to try to make some people happy.

It also is horny.

They clash often.

Astravica wrote:average teenager moment

average Xeri moment

Onionist Randosia, San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands wrote:Okay friend I’m not going to be able to take a look at that for a few days because I’m busy but by Monday or Tuesday I’ll respond to you with my updates

No issue at all. I am in no rush.

New United Common-Lands, San Jorentino

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:We could do gartic phone instead.

We will be doing this in the games night later if your interested...

San Jorentino

New United Common-Lands wrote:We will be doing this in the games night later if your interested...

School memories. Wed play that game in our language class and come up with the most BS sequence you've ever seen.

San Jorentino

See everyone soon, gl in game night.

San Jorentino

The Craggo Republic wrote:See everyone soon, gl in game night.

Yay! See you shortly :)

San Jorentino

Actually might be like 5 minutes late, but that's probably fine.

San Jorentino

Here's the link > https://skribbl.io/?l4CefBHp

San Jorentino

Starting in like 5 mins by the way

San Jorentino

I have been summoned

I have come to say I will be very inactive due to holiday, I shall return in 1 week!

Farewell comrades!

Yodle, Venesia Grande, San Jorentino

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have been summoned

I have come to say I will be very inactive due to holiday, I shall return in 1 week!

Farewell comrades!

cya.

San Jorentino

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0180da43ec

San Jorentino

Our next game starting soon!

Astornes, Venesia Grande

https://lichess.org/tournament/Q8Uw41vn

Venesia Grande, San Jorentino

It seems we've forgotten day 5's poll

[sub](it also seems it has all been radio silence since games night)[/sub]

Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Astornes, San Jorentino

The Washington Federation wrote:It seems we've forgotten day 5's poll

[sub](it also seems it has all been radio silence since games night)[/sub]

SF Poll #5 - What’s your favourite flavour for a milkshake?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202637

San Jorentino

After a thriller of a game, where a decisive header in the 90+1 minute would hand Lawid the well fought for victory, Lawid's winning streak continues, having the most points out of any group.

Nothing is yet sure for their qualification though, as NUCL is only one win away from taking first place. Lawid will keep fighting and do their absolute best to win every match

Yodle, Astornes, San Jorentino, Saint Marcia Fc

The 2nd Half of BSA Nations League regulation has begun

Yodle, Astornes, San Jorentino

I was almost gone for a day 🫢😳😬

San Jorentino

Who is from what countries?

The Persistence Of Cats Memory, San Jorentino

Getting ready to fire my BSA coach.

San Jorentino

Wanna know what propaganda is?

When a British person has a real good look at something

Wanna know what an avocado is?

When a British person asks if you have a car

This has been comedy hour with SB

Come back in never to watch again.

Astornes, Sicario Mercenary Corps, San Jorentino

**SF Poll #6 - Whats your favourite type of Pizza?**

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202654

Astornes

New United Common-Lands wrote:**SF Poll #6 - Whats your favourite type of Pizza?**

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202654

Pepperoni on pizza is good, but why isn’t salami an option, too?

Also, nothing wrong with a basic Margherita but I prefer something with anchovies and capers or asparagus, ham and egg(s) on my pizza!

Aichi Islands

Venesia Grande wrote:Pepperoni on pizza is good, but why isn’t salami an option, too?

Also, nothing wrong with a basic Margherita but I prefer something with anchovies and capers or asparagus, ham and egg(s) on my pizza!

Salami on pizza?????

Venesia Grande

wtf is the darn plain cheese pizza option

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:wtf is the darn plain cheese pizza option

I would think "just regular margherita" is the closest thing the poll accounts for to cheese pizza

[sub](it seems we've got in another "milk" situation)[/sub]

Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Venesia Grande

July 15 2023. Not ONE nation departed or CTE.

Lemona, Venesia Grande

The Washington Federation wrote:I would think "just regular margherita" is the closest thing the poll accounts for to cheese pizza

[sub](it seems we've got in another "milk" situation)[/sub]

By the regular portion of it i just assumed cheese

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:wtf is the darn plain cheese pizza option

That is margherita pizza fml 😅😅

Venesia Grande

The Washington Federation wrote:I would think "just regular margherita" is the closest thing the poll accounts for to cheese pizza

[sub](it seems we've got in another "milk" situation)[/sub]

My polls be starting civil wars on the daily

Socialistic Britain, Venesia Grande

Good morning good folks! It's been a while hasn't it? Well, cat is only a few million away from one billion! Time sure do fly by

Socialistic Britain, Venesia Grande

Where's anchovy pizza :(

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Venesia Grande

Vlaskal wrote:Where's anchovy pizza :(

Sack the poll master

Mushroom

Aichi Islands

Ardeyn wrote:Mushroom

I haven’t got mush room for mushroom

Venesia Grande

New United Common-Lands wrote:**SF Poll #6 - Whats your favourite type of Pizza?**

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202654

mushroom pizza

New United Common-Lands

I ran and now I feel like poopy

New United Common-Lands

Oh no

Reignvau

THE SMOL HAS DIED

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh no

Reignvau

THE SMOL HAS DIED

:(

very sad

Astornes

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh no

Reignvau

THE SMOL HAS DIED

I WILL HAVE SOMEONES HEAD FOR THIS

Socialistic Britain

Population report 7/10/2023-7/16/2023

Nations Departed: 13

Nations CTE: 16

Best Numbers we've had collectively in a week span.

Lawid

Only bad news is our population is at 261.

Socialistic Wales wrote::(

very sad

Your only friend has died.. Well I'll have to find you a new one

New United Common-Lands wrote:I haven’t got mush room for mushroom

I wasn't impressed with this pun, you have mush room for improvement

Astornes, Venesia Grande

New United Common-Lands wrote:**SF Poll #6 - Whats your favourite type of Pizza?**

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=202654

I really like anchovy pizza, but bbq is just too good.

Post by Metona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Metona

а что собственно происходит

Post by Metona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Metona

И да лично я против пропаганды ЛГБТ

Regular cheese for me.

Post by Metona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Metona

МЕНЯ КТО ТО ВИДИТ

Flomomga Cheese Pizza: Endorsed by Kevin Mccallister himself!

Post by Metona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Metona

О дом 2 обожаю смотреть на новый год

Hey New United Common-Lands is the circus in town or something? Why do we have a clown here?

New United Common-Lands, Astornes

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hey New United Common-Lands is the circus in town or something? Why do we have a clown here?

Or rather, why was a clown here earlier since it’s past tense

New United Common-Lands, Astornes

Lemona wrote:Salami on pizza?????

It’s quite common here in Germany.

Also, I forgot to mention, no matter if it’s white or green asparagus, both is good on pizza.

Socialistic Britain wrote:I wasn't impressed with this pun, you have mush room for improvement

Nah, NUCL's a fun guy

New United Common-Lands, Astornes

New United Common-Lands wrote:My polls be starting civil wars on the daily

Or should I say, on the dairy

[sub](milk and cheese are dairy products, thus the pun)[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Venesia Grande

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