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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
No Im like
Actually serious
I struggle with psychosis sometimes when Im angry
Xerimerc
No. No its not. None of you want to see that.
Xerimerc
Yh sorry my humour´s broken
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I will kill you
-Watermelon-
That sucks ):
*huggies*
-Watermelon-
Might be able to use discord again today, no guarantees though
Xerimerc
?
-Watermelon-
Parents dont let me use it because they suck
So I wait for them to leave
Xerimerc
mm
sucks
-Watermelon-
They are afraid Im gonna leak government information or something
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by -Watermelon-.
don't worry
all of our humour's are broken :(
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im broken
Xerimerc
Ozzy has but a single shred of sanity left
Xerimerc
Xenos
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im assuming you mean xenophobic people because idkwtf a xeno is
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
My gay uncle came to visit
Hes nice
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
https://youtube.com/shorts/U6zc7iWQB_Y?feature=share
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
why tf everyone got a gay uncle
for me hes a great uncle but ionevencare hes the only other gay person in this family
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
It wouldvebeen nice if he didnt visit while I was doing homework
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
considering homework is bolded this message could go two drastically different ways
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
My current enemies are most of my blood relatives
I am restraining myself from using large amounts of profanity
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
The reading and writing kind, not the fun kind
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Okay, good. Very, very good.
This is the biggest mood Ive ever felt
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Like Ive said I can say two slurs that most people in my family cant, I have an advantage
Xerimerc
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
You bear the mark you are cursed! You must kiss your hand upon stone
Xerimerc
Considering getting a new game
Any recommendations
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Not at the moment, no
Havent really bought any games lately
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Not necessarily new games
Just overall
Xerimerc
What if I did Imperial Commissar cosplay
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
For next Halloween
Xerimerc
Suzerain? :D
Xerimerc
Another To the Sordland cult? :D
Xerimerc
Inform me of this game
Have not heard of it before
Xerimerc
Post by Adreabhal suppressed by Sicario Mercenary Corps.
[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW]
Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.
Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.
Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...
The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.
Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."
During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table. This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.
Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.
He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.
He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.
"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.
Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice. Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Epic spoiler fail
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Give me a minute
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
You are a president of a nation currently entering a recession, ethnic tensions, neighbours that want you dead, corruption and an indefinite need for reform
Here's the steam description
"As President Rayne, lead the nation of Sordland in your first term of this text-based RPG. Navigate a political drama driven by conversations with your cabinet members. With looming war, rooted corruption, economic crisis and reform needed, the choices fall on your shoulders. How will you lead?"
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
OWO
Venesia Grande, Adreabhal
How do I make this damn spoiler work
Xerimerc
you put... [/spoiler] at the end
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Does this deserve to be suppressed?..
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Pffft, no, of course not.
Please don't suppress it I worked so hard on that
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Interesting
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Thank you
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
It looks okay i think
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Emphasis on *think*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I don't :D
Socialistic Britain
I do not think
Socialistic Britain
Hmm
Xerimerc
It's 50/50
I'm gonna say give it a pass but.. it's getting close
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Suppressing the spoiler
Xerimerc
Whatsoever? Not at all?
no thinking?
Xerimerc
Def a suppress but doesnt need to be like ordered to be removed
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
There are a few innuendos but they're relatively discreet and the actual NSFW part is kept to a minimum, with an emphasis on the plot. But, like, the actual plot
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I think we'd be villains if we ordered it to be removed after all that effort
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Noooooo Sicario nooooo I worked so hard on that
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Why do you think I like being told what to do so much~
Literally just another layer of spoiler
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Only this time because it's suppressed it doesn't show up when you use rmb search
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Amogus
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
(Sus)
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Post by Socialistic Britain suppressed by Ardeyn.
[spoiler=don't open this]
SUSSY AMOGUS?!?!? REAL!??!?! IMPOSTOR!?!?!
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Xerimerc
[spoiler=I hope you're familiar with yassonium. Also, may be mildly NSFW; will be warning]
Adreabhal paused to consider his options. If he ran for it, the guards would likely use whatever weapons they had on them to stop him. The same was probably true if he didn't drop the fork. The issue was, if he let them take him, he'd be under much more surveillance than before and it would be even harder to escape. There didn't seem to be a good option in his metaphorical arsenal. However, he wasn't ready to submit to his doom just yet.
Taking a bold step forward, Adreabhal turned on the charm. "Here you go, officer," he said sweetly, tucking the fork into the pockets of the guards' front pocket. 'Maybe Venesia didn't think to search my pockets when he caught me,' Adreabhal thought hopefully. He felt around nonchalantly while the officers prepared to grab him and take him to who-knows-where.
Sure enough, the small, emergency vial of yassonium was still in his inside pocket. Hiding his joyous smile, Adreabhal graciously went without resistance with the guards. In order for his plan to work, however, he'd need to get one of them alone...
The guards brought him to what looked like an interrogation room the floor down. The biggest of the guards, in one of those groovy-looking shirts, ordered the two red-shirts to stand guard at the door, then he pushed Adreabhal in, walking in behind, and then locked the door behind him. Adreabhal sat down at one side of a metal table in the center of the room, while the guard forcefully took the other side. "What kind of games are you playing," The big guard growled.
Adreabhal had the good grace to look ashamed. "I thought I might try to escape. I don't like being here." The big guard laughed a cruel laugh. "You'll get used to it soon enough."
During this time, Adreabhal very carefully withdrew the vial of yassonium from his pants and uncorked it, making sure to keep his hands under the table.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND EARS, KIDDIES; THIS PART UP UNTIL THE LAST LINE IS NSFW
This part was risky, he was thinking, but before he had time to finish the thought, the guard had already taken the bait. "What do you have in your hands?" He sounded enraged and mildly offended.
Adreabhal faked an embarrassed smile. "I, um, well... you're very masculine, and attractive, and my hand, well..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Just as Adreabhal had expected, the big guard roared with anger. "YOU WHAT?!?!?" He roared.
He got up and stalked to Adreabhal's side of the table, where Adreabhal was still keeping his hands and bottom half hidden under the table. The guard wrenched the chair Adreabhal was sitting in at, and right after the chair stopped and his hands and lap were exposed, Adreabhal threw the contents of the vial with lucky precision into the mouth of the guard. Alarmed, the guard tried to get it out, but in his panic, he'd swallowed a large load.
He briefly went unconscious. Adreabhal hid the vial hastily, and in preparation for when the guard would awake, leaned over him and adopted a concerned look. With a minute, the guard came to again, the aggression suddenly gone from his disposition as he surveyed his surroundings blearily. Adreabhal knew he had to seduce the guard quickly, because yassonium was more potent the more recently it had been swallowed.
"Are you okay?" Adreabhal crooned in a concerned, but slightly sultry voice. The guard blinked a couple of times, then looked at Adreabhal and managed a weak chuckle. "Who are you?" The guard grinned a goofy grin. Adreabhal returned the smile, and declared quietly, "You're alright! Here, let me repay you!" Within a few moments Adreabhal had removed his shirt and pants and prompted the guard to do the same. The guard enthusiastically complied, eager to romance this attractive man.
Adreabhal pulled the guard close in a kiss, to which the guard happily joined in. Unfortunately for him, Adreabhal immediately after pinched the man in a pressure point while they were locked in a kiss, and the guard crumpled yet again. Adreabhal knew the guard would awake soon, so he hurriedly pulled on the man's pants, shirt, and hat. His body didn't match the guard's physique super well and the clothes looked too big for his body, but Adreabhal knew he didn't have much choice.[/spoiler]
Out of yassonium, he prepared to exit the interrogation room and the hospital under disguise...[/spoiler]
Xerimerc
Dammit how do I add another layer of spoiler
Xerimerc
On Halloween I might tell my parents Im dressing up as a girl so they buy me feminine clothes
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
4d chess
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I am incredibly smart
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
how dare you ardeyn >:(
Xerimerc
I'm scared of pretty women
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
You wouldnt be scared Im ugly af fr
Xerimerc
Locked away never to be seen again
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
😡
-Watermelon-
you can't
sadly :(
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Sorry for terrorizing you Ardeyn
Xerimerc
What?
Xerimerc
What
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Sorry for party rocking
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
AA
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
AAA
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I kill scream hate
Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-
Average middle aged midwestern woman:
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Mansplain. Manipulate. Manifest.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Wish I was a boy :/
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Not really
Xerimerc
Wish I was a girl :/
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I wish boys or girls actually existed ://
Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-
Worship
Xerimerc
I wish I actually existed (in the UK instead of the US) ://
Xerimerc
Youd be in range of JKR
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Okay but here Im in range of Uber-conservatives
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Canada is ranked one of the better places for people
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
And also youd be British 🤮
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Justin Trudeau
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
America is just rebellious Britain when you think about it
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Britain but not landlocked
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Are you having a stroke?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
0-o
-Watermelon-
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.