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Pinevilla wrote:sometimes i had playing historical shooter games just because of the amount of people that no nothing about history but only play shooter games every day

I mean they aren’t supposed to know history

Xerimerc, Toseropias

nighty

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Toseropias

The Stanley Parable [sub][I]Brought to you by the Ministry of Culture[/sub]

I'm sure you remember the re-enactment of "Paper's, Please", yes? The Ministry of Culture now presents "The Stanley Parable", another indie game.

I will be taking the role of the game's narrator, and whoever responds to this message first will take the role of Stanley, the titular silent protagonist. You are given this prompt:

"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."

[sub](You may either follow this prompt or go through the right door instead)[/sub]

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:The Stanley Parable [sub][I]Brought to you by the Ministry of Culture[/sub]

I'm sure you remember the re-enactment of "Paper's, Please", yes? The Ministry of Culture now presents "The Stanley Parable", another indie game.

I will be taking the role of the game's narrator, and whoever responds to this message first will take the role of Stanley, the titular silent protagonist. You are given this prompt:

"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."

[sub](You may either follow this prompt or go through the right door instead)[/sub]

Stanley enters the door on his right

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqCx_vVBRps

This video was made by the developer

Lemona, Kaidia

Masculine women, Feminine men

Which is the rooster, which is the hen?

It's hard to tell 'em apart today! And, say!

Sister is busy learning to shave,

Brother just loves his permanent wave,

It's hard to tell 'em apart today! Hey, hey!

Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,

Now we don't know who is who, or even what's what!

Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,

Nobody knows who's walking inside,

Those masculine women and feminine men!

this was written in 1926

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Helo, am a bit new here.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Stanley enters the door on his right

"This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it. But eager to get back to business, Stanley took the first open door on his left."

[sub](Go left or keep going)[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:"This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it. But eager to get back to business, Stanley took the first open door on his left."

[sub](Go left or keep going)[/sub]

Stanley continues on his way to the lounge.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Stanley continues on his way to the lounge.

1. Stanley already passed the lounge at this point, just leaving it before making this decision

2. You are not Stanley [sub](New United Common-Lands is, as he made the first decision)[/sub]

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Stanley continues on his way to the lounge.

The Washington Federation wrote:1. Stanley already passed the lounge at this point, just leaving it before making this decision

2. You are not Stanley [sub](New United Common-Lands is, as he made the first decision)[/sub]

Stanley continues past the open door on his left

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

In a way, aren’t we all Stanley? Is Stanley truly a person? Does Stanley even exist?

It’s been so long since I played the Stanley parable, I should play it again

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Masculine women, Feminine men

Which is the rooster, which is the hen?

It's hard to tell 'em apart today! And, say!

Sister is busy learning to shave,

Brother just loves his permanent wave,

It's hard to tell 'em apart today! Hey, hey!

Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,

Now we don't know who is who, or even what's what!

Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,

Nobody knows who's walking inside,

Those masculine women and feminine men!

this was written in 1926

oh, cool.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Stanley continues past the open door on his left

"And so he detoured through the maintenance section, walked straight ahead to the opposite door, and got back on track."

[sub](Keep going or use the maintenance elevator)[/sub]

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:"And so he detoured through the maintenance section, walked straight ahead to the opposite door, and got back on track."

[sub](Keep going or use the maintenance elevator)[/sub]

Stanley chugs two bottles of beer, passes out, and is stuck there for the rest of his life

L Stanley

Xerimerc, Kaidia

YEAHHHH BABY, NO SCHOOL BECAUSE SNOWSTORM, WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER WORKING BUT OTHER THAN THAT WOOOOOO!

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Stanley chugs two bottles of beer, passes out, and is stuck there for the rest of his life

L Stanley

Stanley is still passed out.

He never gets freedom

Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:YEAHHHH BABY, NO SCHOOL BECAUSE SNOWSTORM, WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER WORKING BUT OTHER THAN THAT WOOOOOO!

I can’t have snow days

They make us do zoom

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I can’t have snow days

They make us do zoom

damn, that sucks, I feel bad for you, hopefully it's not too hard.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:damn, that sucks, I feel bad for you, hopefully it's not too hard.

It’s not bad I would assume, it ends early

Besides, I liked online learning

But I also liked snow days

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:It’s not bad I would assume, it ends early

Besides, I liked online learning

But I also liked snow days

Yeah, anyway uh, The Waffle House Found It's New Host.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUFUqNwztU

Lemona, Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:Yeah, anyway uh, The Waffle House Found It's New Host.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUFUqNwztU

hehehe

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I can’t have snow days

They make us do zoom

LLLLLLLL

Our internet breaks too much on snow days so we don’t have to anything

Lemona, Xerimerc

Hey, are there any issues about banning human sacrifices?

Lemona, Xerimerc

The Washington Federation wrote:"And so he detoured through the maintenance section, walked straight ahead to the opposite door, and got back on track."

[sub](Keep going or use the maintenance elevator)[/sub]

An Italian furry named Francellolla appears and dances in front of Stanley before running away. Stanley is frightened enough to become a furry himself.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Astornes wrote:Hey, are there any issues about banning human sacrifices?

Yes you just have to get lucky

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Astornes wrote:Hey, are there any issues about banning human sacrifices?

Probably

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Toseropias

Pinevilla wrote:LLLLLLLL

Our internet breaks too much on snow days so we don’t have to anything

sad.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Maybe Stanley was really the friends we made along the way

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

https://youtu.be/x2zIp4O2wKI

Dakka

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Hey, I'mnew to this server what do most people do?

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Brunissia wrote:Hey, I'mnew to this server what do most people do?

Be insane

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:"And so he detoured through the maintenance section, walked straight ahead to the opposite door, and got back on track."

[sub](Keep going or use the maintenance elevator)[/sub]

Stanley walks to the maintenance elevator

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:In a way, aren’t we all Stanley? Is Stanley truly a person? Does Stanley even exist?

It’s been so long since I played the Stanley parable, I should play it again

We are all Stanley’s in the narrators games.

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Have you played the deluxe version?

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:Have you played the deluxe version?

MORE CONTENT! MORE MORE MORE!

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

[sub]eh[/sub]

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

I have concluded that Ultrakill is the best game

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Help my SA fell by 12.5%

Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:I have concluded that Ultrakill is the best game

Nice.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Help my SA fell by 12.5%

Rip.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Help my SA fell by 12.5%

hehe I'm close to you in SA

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Help my SA fell by 12.5%

It be like that sometimes

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lkandria wrote:It be like that sometimes

The price of a 2% increase to arms manufacturing, defence forces and the establishment of mass public transport and banning of cars

Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia

Across the nation, arms manufacturing factories start producing metal bolt-action rifles.

They also begin making armored trench coats, gas mask-looking masks, and swords.

This is the beginning of a new special corps

The Iron Order.

A WWI-based corps, it uses bolt-action rifles and horses. It is believed that the soldiers of this corps are veterans returning to battle, or veteran children being pushed by their daddies to experience the old Kaidian equipment.

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc

Øvenland, East Kadvia - Øvenland Military Operations Facility - Local Time: 01:30:00

Soldiers walk the corridors of the Øvenland Facility, filled with ammunition for their guns. Tech has exploded in Kaidia, and weapons are very powerful.

Matching the black interior and steamy environment of the facility, Iron Order troops march, heavily breathing due to their heavy gas masks. They hold metal bolt action rifles fresh from the factory.

Though, nothing can be perfect.

In the distance, rebels against the tyranny of Revirin march to take the Øvenland Facility, but troops are ready.

DEFCON 3 has been activated to warn troops of the incoming threat.

Soldiers take position to protect valuable supplies, others go out to the walls to defend the snowy hell from the warm facility.

The new Iron Order has a chance to prove themselves - a battle they can surely win. They hold on their rifles and wait for the rebels to reach the facility.

A clock ticks in their heads.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock...

Lemona, Xerimerc

I must perfect every single level

3 done so far

aaaaaa

I only didn't get 4 done because I missed a chunk of enemies at some point so only got a B for kills, brining the score down from P to only A ):

Lemona, Kaidia

can someone talk with me

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:can someone talk with me

ye

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:ye

xeri

can we go to TOOTBS

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://youtu.be/x2zIp4O2wKI

Dakka

Im too scared to get on this

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Im too scared to get on this

why

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:xeri

can we go to TOOTBS

to what

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:why

just why

Lemona, Xerimerc

Hi... (lets see how many people will say hi back!)

Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:to what

The

Order

Of

The

Black

Stones

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Hi... (lets see how many people will say hi back!)

iH

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:just why

Because its a random link on yt.. who knows what it could be.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Because its a random link on yt.. who knows what it could be.

no

why does a nation need to be named

"Bigdaddyfeetpics"

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Hi... (lets see how many people will say hi back!)

GREETINGSNEWENTITYYOUREXISTANCEHASBEENREGISTEREDBYTHEOMNISCIENTTOASTERHIVEMIND

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:GREETINGSNEWENTITYYOUREXISTANCEHASBEENREGISTEREDBYTHEOMNISCIENTTOASTERHIVEMIND

Our version of...

whatever that is

is the Overwatch Command

Kaidia is slowly becoming a military order

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Because its a random link on yt.. who knows what it could be.

Highfleet 1.14- Sevastopol "Veteran Gunner" rage unleash on SG. (Ultimate Tanc a Lelek moment)

What do you think it's gonna be? Youtube has been systematically purging itself of all good content, I can't imagine there's anything too awful that someone would post here

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Highfleet 1.14- Sevastopol "Veteran Gunner" rage unleash on SG. (Ultimate Tanc a Lelek moment)

What do you think it's gonna be? Youtube has been systematically purging itself of all good content, I can't imagine there's anything too awful that someone would post here

Um...

Xeri?

Remember the post rampage you did a few days ago?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:no

why does a nation need to be named

"Bigdaddyfeetpics"

Because I wanted it to be named "Bigdaddyfeetpics".

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Highfleet 1.14- Sevastopol "Veteran Gunner" rage unleash on SG. (Ultimate Tanc a Lelek moment)

What do you think it's gonna be? Youtube has been systematically purging itself of all good content, I can't imagine there's anything too awful that someone would post here

And also Sicario is a trusted member of TRTHNBB

[sub]theygivemepats[/sub]

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Um...

Xeri?

Remember the post rampage you did a few days ago?

ye?

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Because I wanted it to be named "Bigdaddyfeetpics".

Just remember, you can never change it :D

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:ye?

Just remember, you can never change it :D

How about the...

content you sent there, hm?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Because I wanted it to be named "Bigdaddyfeetpics".

but

why

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:but

why

Because

I

Can

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Because

I

Can

couldn't you at least put spaces

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:How about the...

content you sent there, hm?

whaaat give me one example of something problematic also I was only semi-awake or lucid at the time

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:whaaat give me one example of something problematic also I was only semi-awake or lucid at the time

well

don't be sleepy

5-Hour Energy

and Redbull

and Coffee

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:couldn't you at least put spaces

Idk I just wanted it to be like that lmao

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Idk I just wanted it to be like that lmao

well

good job at weirdest nation name of January 2023

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Øvenland, East Kadvia - Øvenland Military Operations Facility - Local Time: 01:30:00

Soldiers walk the corridors of the Øvenland Facility, filled with ammunition for their guns. Tech has exploded in Kaidia, and weapons are very powerful.

Matching the black interior and steamy environment of the facility, Iron Order troops march, heavily breathing due to their heavy gas masks. They hold metal bolt action rifles fresh from the factory.

Though, nothing can be perfect.

In the distance, rebels against the tyranny of Revirin march to take the Øvenland Facility, but troops are ready.

DEFCON 3 has been activated to warn troops of the incoming threat.

Soldiers take position to protect valuable supplies, others go out to the walls to defend the snowy hell from the warm facility.

The new Iron Order has a chance to prove themselves - a battle they can surely win. They hold on their rifles and wait for the rebels to reach the facility.

A clock ticks in their heads.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock...

Hmm

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:well

don't be sleepy

5-Hour Energy

and Redbull

and Coffee

Kaidia

I do not

ingest

caffeine

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Kaidia

I do not

ingest

caffeine

why exactly

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:Hmm

Hm?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:well

good job at weirdest nation name of January 2023

Thx<3

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Kaidia

I do not

ingest

caffeine

I am already manic enough I do not need more stimulants

Lemona, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:Thx<3

uh

sure

i guess

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:why exactly

Xerimerc wrote:I am already manic enough I do not need more stimulants

also I don't want a caffeine dependency it sucks from what I hear

Lemona, Kaidia

I’m gonna go listen to Zutomayo now

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:I am already manic enough I do not need more stimulants

better sleep schedule

Lemona, Xerimerc

You all are RUDE

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:You all are RUDE

?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:I’m gonna go listen to Zutomayo now

am wanting to listen to electro swing

school preventing me

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:better sleep schedule

what

how does caffeine

a stimulating substance that makes you more awake and active by blocking adenosine receptors

Lemona, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:You all are RUDE

Explain

Xerimerc wrote:what

how does caffeine

a stimulating substance that makes you more awake and active by blocking adenosine receptors

improve sleep schedule

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:what

how does caffeine

a stimulating substance that makes you more awake and active by blocking adenosine receptors

Xerimerc wrote:Explain

improve sleep schedule

no

i mean

get a better sleep schedule

Lemona, Xerimerc

I hate every single one of u guys. You all are non normal human beings. Weirdo's.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:no

i mean

get a better sleep schedule

no

Lemona, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:I hate every single one of u guys. You all are non normal human beings. Weirdo's.

Explain, Bigdaddyfeetpics

Lemona, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:I hate every single one of u guys. You all are non normal human beings. Weirdo's.

Explain.

Also, we are human beings.

We just spend our time on this wretched site.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:no

your loss

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Explain.

Also, we are human beings.

We just spend our time on this wretched site.

N o n n o r m a l h u m a n b e i n g s

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:N o n n o r m a l h u m a n b e i n g s

Explain what you mean by this, person who made the active choice to name themselves BigDaddyFeetPics

Lemona, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:Explain.

Also, we are human beings.

We just spend our time on this wretched site.

wE jUsT sPeNd oUr tImE oN tHiS wReTcHeD sItE

idgaf

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:N o n n o r m a l h u m a n b e i n g s

Well you know, my eyes don't work.

We're still human beings.

Also, why are we non-normal, hm?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Bigdaddyfeetpics wrote:wE jUsT sPeNd oUr tImE oN tHiS wReTcHeD sItE

idgaf

Hey, we can't all be the same.

Lemona, Xerimerc

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