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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I may force my grandma to be our sub while my math teacher is out for maternity leave
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Children
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Post by Pinevilla suppressed by Socialistic Britain.
Yay
*licks all three legs*
I gtg the lines moving
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
bro this is literally just the no no cuddle
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I will permit t by db. Cjdix
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Abbahdhe sbaubabakxocudbndnzkn shock e duodenum xjsnbeisns. I am skendubsididbd
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I need disosooene
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Sleeper
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I'm very tireb so I leave
goo bye
Lemona, Xerimerc
69
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Britain can u surpress
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Wanna join in
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
sure
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnnreqqkwg8U3Rpl_Ao4UaRlzHxlCIjHfTHDD6aaqu8g&s
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
IÂ’m gonna go lay and so
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Down
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Join shingle by the fact that unionxbritain happened
ItÂ’s a bit hypocritical for you to do that
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
literally nineteen eighty-four
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Blep
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Licking three legs
Three
I wonder what the third one is
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
omahgad blepissocute
mm tail
[sub]I know what you're implying but I want to pretend to have at least some innocence left ;w;[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Okay I'm leaving
So Please
for the love of God
Don't Lemona
Lemona, Xerimerc
I am low lying down but I am very swemeolh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
yeah
Tail
Sure
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Hands tired
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Im on way to bus
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Sleepy
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah tail idk what you were thinking of
Lemona, Xerimerc
Bye
Lemona, Xerimerc
hmm both possibilities are impractical
kinda hard to manuever if we assume
Is still in effect
Lemona
SureÂ
Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/bVUmzjxhpAE
Lemona, Xerimerc
just gonna
slide away
Xerimerc
Why am I legitimately trying to puzzle out the logistics of this
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Caffeine?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I blame the villa
Xerimerc
Wait thatÂ’s why I got no sleep last night
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemonade
Xerimerc
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lemona
I don liek coffee
I prefer tea uwu
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I leak coffee versus idjtds taste rbiforue rvfooo good good
Lemona, Xerimerc
Im going to rediscover myself giving a fuk during my childhood at this moment
Lemona, Xerimerc
HAIII BLASKAL
Lemona, Xerimerc
some person that lives near me has a flag with an among us character and words saying sus on it
They hang it outside house like Chad
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
hmmm this assumes certain rotations
wait no
I assumed wrong
how did firstleg
mm
rotation is chectdownwards hmm
oki no thats more plausible then
Lemona
Good morning *yawn*
Would you like me to clean your ear?
*pats lap*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
???
Xerimerc
:0
Vlaskal, Lemona
trust the process, you're now talking to Fahlsteid, a sleep deprived version of Vlaskal
Lemona, Xerimerc
Everything is more fun when We're sleep deprived :3
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Yeah s s
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
2 hours of sleep dnc
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
too late *yawn*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
NOO
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
*nyawn* it's 2pm and I'm still tired uwu
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Would you like to sleep on my lap?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
onuu
[sub]sad?[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
mmmmnyeah
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*yawn* s m i l e
Come on then!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
yaey owo
*smoltoastersleeponyourlap*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*pats head*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I am lonely and anxious I may eat food
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmm *hapixerinoises*
Vlaskal, Lemona
i might make something cursed later
Lemona, Xerimerc
Bah bah blue *bleps*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
*mmnoyouaretrappednow*
Vlaskal, Lemona
I go to school byeee
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
bylemon
Vlaskal, Lemona
humu humu... I want tea flavoured toast... huuu~
*pours tea on the toaster*
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]AAAAAAAAA
ITSHOT
ANDWET
IAMWET
AAPAIN
;w;[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona
https://youtu.be/lWisxAHbu-I
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmm.. Aww man, it got all over... Well i don't wanna waste tea.....
*sleepily licks tea off aluminum*
Lemona, Xerimerc
;w;
[sub]sicawio hewlp[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*falls asleep, trapping the toaster in the process*
Lemona, Xerimerc
Among us sus
Lemona, Xerimerc
*Slides body off toster*
Damn it took a while for the toxin in the tea to take effect
Lemona, Xerimerc
thankyou this helps a lot
mmmmm
I smell like tea now
i'm all soggi ;w;
[sub]well I'm stuck here tho so might as well accept my fate and be comfy *xerislep*[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*sleep* hnng~ re─nvau stTop pulling on mee~ *snores*
Lemona, Xerimerc
You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this.
-Right before his final duel with Monarch.
What do you have to show for yourself, merc? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up.
You can't run! You can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal!
I'm Cascadian! You think I take joy fighting over my homeland?! Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would have lost all that I have!
Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you. Whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety's coming off, no second chances. -Start of Phase 2.
"Monarch", you use the name of a King, but what do you rule over, the dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war, and you denied them that!
The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you've taken from them?! Their homes! And for what, to secede from the world?! What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years' time?! Do you really think history will see it your way?! You don't even care why you're here!
How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world?
The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! This is how you've dealt with it?!
You drove me to this...this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts... Kill me, or be killed!
This...is my home! -Start of Phase 3.
Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right?
What happens when you shoot me down?! Can you even think?! What will you return to?! Where will you go?! We both know how this ends!
Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!
And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it?!
The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary!
No...no, not yet! God damn it! Come on, I've almost got him! -Start of Phase 4.
Come on, come in for that kill, you dog!
God damn!
Monarch...when you hear the thunder...when the storm...comes for you...remember me.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I will draw out something cursed, give me like some minutes, ima go finish it first
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
i made this like 2 or 3 days ago. But ima finish it now
Lemona, Xerimerc
Somebody tell me they r proud of me
I need dopamine
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Iam is the proud of you :3
*pats uwu*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I shall be sending it now
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
i just need to wait for the tea man
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
This is the punishment for making reignvau cry >:(
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
fluffly! hug!! *happismolnoises*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
mmmMMHHHH ace combat 7
me want...
perhaps impulse buyz/
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmm *big hugs*
Vlaskal, Lemona
Imagine being able to run a gaem like that
I envy people with moeny
MMM Reignvau brings me so much joy *smolpats*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*happismolgigle* yaey
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
mmm too much moeny... wait for inevitable steam sale
Lemona, Xerimerc
*mrep* *Nya* *nyawn* *yawn* *blep* *uwu*
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
?
I'm sleep deprived what's up
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
yooooo saem hai bwitiwsh boi
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I want to fall asleep so badly but I cant
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ah- perfect
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
What cursed thing have you made
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The Tale of Two Tealanders
Socialistic Britain wakes up from a long nap like he usually does. After dealing with Lemona, he feels mentally exhausted, he might as well try to let out some zÂ’s while he still has the chance to. His mind wouldÂ’ve degraded if it werenÂ’t for Xeri and their cuteness overshadowing lemona. Speaking of which, he glanced behind him, there they were, in all their glory. The toaster was cuddled behind him, sleeping soundly, their puffed ears and tail provided both with extra fluffiness. God, he wished they could stay like this forever. But good things must come to an end, Vlaskal will end their shift soon, being chosen to be the security officer has its cons after all. But before they can get up, the arm around him was tightened. Xeri was still sleeping, he mentally sighed, he didnÂ’t want to wake the cute smol toaster. Socialistic Britain accepted his fate and softly plopped down to the soft mattress. He wouldÂ’ve shot up and run to the door if it werenÂ’t for the fact that his body is straight up refusing to even move a single inch. He was late, with Xeri pinning him down and ending up right on top of him still sleeping, he just sighed. Fully accepting the judgeful hatred that Vlaskal will shoot at him if he did this, he reached for the toasterÂ’s head and patted it, they would have to wait. He cuddled the warm bread burner and fell asleep. He wished he could do it more often.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic
ima tuck reiignvau to sleep now~ byeee
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.