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Hey just ignore my telegram saying good god man you almost got the cheese touch

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:are your ears painted on or what

are you talking to me because yeah

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:let me demontrate:

Me: "dude move! i can't see!!! *accidentally slaps them*

Them: *wierd noise*

Me and my other friends: tf

haha some of my friends do that too.

Kvetsla wrote:what the hell is a "discord kitten"??

Look it up

Vlaskal

Post by Lemona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:are you always so h-word

you are always sus af

what’s so bad about saying horny

or hoe

or n- [This Post Has Been Deleted]

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:

Look it up

i searched too much, my eyes hurt really bad. No- MY EYES MY FCKING EYES THEY BURN THEY FVKING BURN!!!!!!

Lemona

i feel bad for you

got too curious and took the hugest L

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i feel bad for you

got too curious and took the hugest L

good god man he got the when you scroll to far in google touch

Lemona wrote:good god man he got the when you scroll to far in google touch

good god man you almost got the cheese touch

Vlaskal, Lemona

Granolia wrote:good god man you almost got the cheese touch

good god man you almost got the cheese touch

Vlaskal

c h e e s e t o u c h

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:c h e e s e t o u c h

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*shoves a block of cheese in your mouth and chucks you out of a window*

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:*shoves a block of cheese in your mouth and chucks you out of a window*

AHHHHhhhhhhh———

*splat*

*god save the king turns on*

*rises up just to fall back down*

ahhhhhh-

Vlaskal

Apparently, if you are of European descent, you are almost 100% certified related to a king from the middle ages, and if you are Germanic like me, specifically Charlemagne. I don’t think that explains my name but maybe. Or if your Irish probably from some Irish king from whatever region like Munster you might be a McCarty/McCarthy/MacCarty/MacCarthy which I may or may not be.

Costra Estil

Triangola wrote:Hello

Welcome to the region, if you're new here :)

I am new

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Kingdom Of Yugosliva wrote:I am new

good god man you almost got the cheese touch

Lemona wrote:Midwest is better

Louisiana has the best culture and the worst infrastructure.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Louisiana has the best culture and the worst infrastructure.

Hawaii has Better culture

I’m not from Hawaii or live there I’ve just gone there and oh my gosh

Lemona wrote:Hawaii has Better culture

I’m not from Hawaii or live there I’ve just gone there and oh my gosh

I guess it is just my taste.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Hawaii has Better culture

I’m not from Hawaii or live there I’ve just gone there and oh my gosh

There's a reason the only US state that has the British flag on it has the best culture

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:There's a reason the last remaining US state that has the British flag on it has the best culture

portugal and Polynesians

Wait Vlaskal you changed you flag!

it looks worse then before tbh

Please help I've had the papers please theme stuck in my head AAAA-

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Please help I've had the papers please theme stuck in my head AAAA-

In your trance, you would end up at the East Grestin border checkpoint, now awaiting approval to enter Arstotzka.

"Papers, please."

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Lean 2

(Today's BFL matches are done)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:In your trance, you would end up at the East Grestin border checkpoint, now awaiting approval to enter Arstotzka.

"Papers, please."

Glory to Arstotzka!

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:In your trance, you would end up at the East Grestin border checkpoint, now awaiting approval to enter Arstotzka.

"Papers, please."

(Jokes on you, I'm actually going to go along with this!)

The man would hand over the Passport, He looked tired and appeared to be in a rush.

Dob: 1987.02.08

Sex: M

ISS: London

Exp: 2025.04.06

"I'm going to be a father soon."

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Danobia, beating Common land United in a big 1st vs 2nd match! Congrats.

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:There's a reason the only US state that has the British flag on it has the best culture

places can have good cultures and horrendous flags

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:places can have good cultures and horrendous flags

Yep tottaly agreed

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Please help I've had the papers please theme stuck in my head AAAA-

Glory to Arztoskza!

want to hear a joke?

Kolechians

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Glory to Arztoskza!

want to hear a joke?

Kolechians

Absolutely amazing joke comrade

Have extra rations

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:places can have good cultures and horrendous flags

What's that supposed to mean >:(

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:places can have good cultures and horrendous flags

Liberia be like

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:What's that supposed to mean >:(

Hawaii: great culture, horrendous flag

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Please help I've had the papers please theme stuck in my head AAAA-

*skyrim theme plays*

*in strong Arztokzan accent* Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border from Kolechia, right?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Socialistic Britain wrote:(Jokes on you, I'm actually going to go along with this!)

The man would hand over the Passport, He looked tired and appeared to be in a rush.

Dob: 1987.02.08

Sex: M

ISS: London

Exp: 2025.04.06

"I'm going to be a father soon."

Sex: T

I’m gone for a soccer game and people start talking

Danobia wrote:*skyrim theme plays*

*in strong Arztokzan accent* Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border from Kolechia, right?

Papers please just reminds me of that one you are the grim reaper game. Except borders and countries it’s heaven and hell

You're going to the United Federation!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:(Jokes on you, I'm actually going to go along with this!)

The man would hand over the Passport, He looked tired and appeared to be in a rush.

Dob: 1987.02.08

Sex: M

ISS: London

Exp: 2025.04.06

"I'm going to be a father soon."

One discrepancy would be found on the passport.

"Your name, sir?"

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Now i must parrish

Lemona

]Now i must parrish[/quote] why

Lemona

Post self-deleted by Sicario Mercenary Corps.

Lemona wrote:good god man you almost got the cheese touch

good god man you almost got the cheese touch

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:(Jokes on you, I'm actually going to go along with this!)

The man would hand over the Passport, He looked tired and appeared to be in a rush.

Dob: 1987.02.08

Sex: M

ISS: London

Exp: 2025.04.06

"I'm going to be a father soon."

Sex: lots

Socialistic Britain, Brendene, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:You're going to the United Federation!

careful, you might get sent to Detroit

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:careful, you might get sent to Detroit

Detroit, Mexico!

all hail cardi b

*evil morty theme turns on*

we shall summon the great cardi!

Vlaskal wrote:bonk

explain your bad flag change

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Sex: lots

Sometimes I question why I'm still in this region

Brendene, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Sometimes I question why I'm still in this region

nice new name [nation=long]Socialistic Britain[/nation]

Socialistic Britain

The Washington Federation wrote:One discrepancy would be found on the passport.

"Your name, sir?"

He paused for a second, Seemingly looking through his mind.

"Oh, uh.. Edward Jones"

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:He paused for a second, Seemingly looking through his mind.

"Oh, uh.. Edward Jones"

Edward Jonas-

Vlaskal wrote:Uhmm, how about a border dispute or something, honestly I'd go for anything since I'm this bored, I might end up pretending to eat cookies

What happened to thsi?

Lemona wrote:Edward Jonas-

Lemona I have a proposition,

I nuke your country, and you give me nothing.

Good proposition yes?

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:I have some lore ideas for North America. So history here would be the same up to the American Civil War, but then the north would lose and split up into fragments (New-Union could’ve once been the New-Union of California or something and Mr Government could’ve been founded from the northern states in 1922). The Washington Federation could’ve once been half of the CSA, but it split and they named themselves after George Washington. While Mr Government conquered all of Vinland and Ontario, Quebec could have used the chance to gain independence through a revolution. Tomohawk would get independence in a similar way, and then Panama would just be Panama.

This is form 4 days ago, only thing about Panama is some kinda civil war must’ve happened as the Colombians never left as the usa fell. Leading to a new government. Run by confederates that escaped

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemona I have a proposition,

I nuke your country, and you give me nothing.

Good proposition yes?

no

we are Allies

Lemona wrote:no

we are Allies

Oh yeah

I forgot about that

[sub]DAMNIT-[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Sometimes I question why I'm still in this region

I sometimes question why I even live in the us.

it’s so up to chance

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:This is form 4 days ago, only thing about Panama is some kinda civil war must’ve happened as the Colombians never left as the usa fell. Leading to a new government. Run by confederates that escaped

Likely Mr Government would do the same, as good ol’ Theo was still alive and was one of the last Presidents of the USA before it collapsed in 1921 following WW1.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Likely Mr Government would do the same, as good ol’ Theo was still alive and was one of the last Presidents of the USA before it collapsed in 1921 following WW1.

Possibly, but opening the canal might not have been that popular of an idea as the country is falling

Mr Government wrote:Likely Mr Government would do the same, as good ol’ Theo was still alive and was one of the last Presidents of the USA before it collapsed in 1921 following WW1.

did somebody call me

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Possibly, but opening the canal might not have been that popular of an idea as the country is falling

No, they fell 5 years after that, in fact Theo’s intervention would’ve been a reason for the US’s collapse.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:did somebody call me

Ah, I see why they said “Confederate” now.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:No, they fell 5 years after that, in fact Theo’s intervention would’ve been a reason for the US’s collapse.

in me lore we gain independence from Colombia by ourselves as america failed so a new government took power

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:in me lore we gain independence from Colombia by ourselves as america failed so a new government took power

Ok. Based on your name wouldn’t have someone related to the CSA helped you? Just thinking.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Okay well that’s settled.

We need history for europe and asia, and Oceania. Africa only has one nation in it so who cares

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:Okay well that’s settled.

We need history for europe and asia, and Oceania. Africa only has one nation in it so who cares

What year did you revolt, you probably would’ve had a longer conflict without US intervention.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:Ok. Based on your name wouldn’t have someone related to the CSA helped you? Just thinking.

No, a bunch of confederates came to Panama at the end of civil war. they stayed in the background until the Americans failed so they took power by popular vote kinda like the nazis and freed Panama. They also built a canal going through Panama City as they found plans from the americans

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:No, a bunch of confederates came to Panama at the end of civil war. they stayed in the background until the Americans failed so they took power by popular vote kinda like the nazis and freed Panama. They also built a canal going through Panama City as they found plans from the americans

Well, the Confederate States would’ve likely split in the late 1890s.

Perhaps Neo-Confederates?

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:What year did you revolt, you probably would’ve had a longer conflict without US intervention.

Was longer, beginning of what would be WW1. Just one year back in 1913 as it took a bit to take power and form a resistance

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Well, the Confederate States would’ve likely split in the late 1890s.

Yeah, but the confederates that came to us didn’t like the government of the CSA, but still wanted slavery, and in this world slavery didn’t end in Colombia until 1912.

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:Yeah, but the confederates that came to us didn’t like the government of the CSA, but still wanted slavery, and in this world slavery didn’t end in Colombia until 1912.

Possibly Neo-Confederates?

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:Possibly Neo-Confederates?

Basically yeah.

Lemona

We still have to settle Teampizza and Argentina

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:We still have to settle Teampizza and Argentina

Tomahawk and Quebec probably would’ve revolted while Mr Government was taking east Canada (except for Quebec which they backed).

New-Union is the republic of California reincarnite.

The other two are pretty much Confederate States offspring.

Lemona wrote:explain your bad flag change

i want a long flag, i had to fight my urge to say your m-

Lemona

Confederate States Of Panama wrote:We still have to settle Teampizza and Argentina

Argentina is easy, they have it in their factbook.

TeamPizza will be harder to explain.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

If you want lore about Lemona, quick thing is we were Celtic separatists in Iberia against Spain. Formed the Celtic states of Iberia after gaining independence with Catalonia, conquered Catalonia, conquered Iberia getting revenge, became the Celtic empire of Iberia, pushed a bit into Spanish African lands while at the same time conquering Italy and pushing north into Switzerland after getting Corsica. A bit later we went ahead and split some lands with the Brit’s taking Brittany and modern day Irish borders. A lot is in between that like the wars but who cares

Confederate States Of Panama

Lemona wrote:What happened to thsi?

Do you want to start a border dispute?

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Lemona wrote:If you want lore about Lemona, quick thing is we were Celtic separatists in Iberia against Spain. Formed the Celtic states of Iberia after gaining independence with Catalonia, conquered Catalonia, conquered Iberia getting revenge, became the Celtic empire of Iberia, pushed a bit into Spanish African lands while at the same time conquering Italy and pushing north into Switzerland after getting Corsica. A bit later we went ahead and split some lands with the Brit’s taking Brittany and modern day Irish borders. A lot is in between that like the wars but who cares

I need dates dude.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

china be like: this sea is ours because our ancestors spit in it

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:Argentina is easy, they have it in their factbook.

TeamPizza will be harder to explain.

I know TeamPizza, and how the whole idea of it and Lemona came to be, so we can get it.

Vlaskal wrote:Do you want to start a border dispute?

I don’t border you.

And I’m allied with all of my neighbors I border

Confederate States Of Panama

pls join Eclipse

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:I need dates dude.

If didn’t, it all happened modern era. In my OG lore which is completely separate from TRTHNBB stuff I was founded in 2021 and became a space conquering empire. But since that’s a bit far off we gonna go like we expanded like the Muslims and their empire and just say the time of German reunification, 1990. Actually how about 1949 against the fascists. Yeah that works.

Confederate States Of Panama

Vlaskal wrote:pls join Eclipse

I want join

Please

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Vlaskal wrote:china be like: this sea is ours because our ancestors spit in it

lol

Germany just goes and conquers all lands it’s ever owned.

a lot

like any german state or empire or even occupied.

Confederate States Of Panama

Lemona wrote:If didn’t, it all happened modern era. In my OG lore which is completely separate from TRTHNBB stuff I was founded in 2021 and became a space conquering empire. But since that’s a bit far off we gonna go like we expanded like the Muslims and their empire and just say the time of German reunification, 1990. Actually how about 1949 against the fascists. Yeah that works.

You mean 1944? Or is WW2 probably extended in this universe due to a lack of the USA and Soviet Union.

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

Mr Government wrote:You mean 1944? Or is WW2 probably extended in this universe due to a lack of the USA.

Spain was fascist, and also the war did go on longer

Confederate States Of Panama

Spain was fascist until the 1970’s.

So I gonna extend it in between those dates too 1968 since me dad was born that year

Confederate States Of Panama

Lemona wrote:Spain was fascist, and also the war did go on longer

The US was a con artist in world war 2. They “rented” guns out. You know what happens when you lose rented items right?

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:The US was a con artist in world war 2. They “rented” guns out. You know what happens when you lose rented items right?

Yeah.

I get fined

:(

Confederate States Of Panama

Lemona wrote:Spain was fascist until the 1970’s.

So I gonna extend it in between those dates too 1968 since me dad was born that year

Ahh… so did Italy still switch sides and then did this?

Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama

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