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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
🤮 i hate ministryÂ’s .(there always watch you)
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
classic 1984 reference
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
PRAISE THE ODIE KINGDOM, FOR ODIEE
Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Garfield Republics
I'm trying to find official documentation on the rights of aliens
Everything I find is just about immigrants
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese
Odie?
He's been on the run ever since the purge
He was part of my regime once,
He was even one of the authors of the Garfield Manifesto
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Human rights
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
What if the aliens are cute boys
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Notable exceptions
Is this a rowboat GirlyMan moment
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Mh
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese
YESSSS
A SHIPYARD THAT SELLS GUIDED MISSILES SYSTEMS
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
TELL ME WHERE THIS SHIPYARD IS
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Uhh? Dromi system, Mawson dock? This is in elite dangerous
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
ThatÂ’s how they trick you
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Lemona would survive slightly longer in the Guard
Maybe like 15 minutes
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese
AAWW dammit. IÂ’ve been looking for one of those for ages ,a real one that is
Xerimerc
No lasagna for a night
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Garfield Republics
Dang they werenÂ’t lying when they said these seekers could shred
They can 2 shot a sidewinder
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I like your funny words magic man
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Kill real gud
Lotsa Dakka
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
Technically because IÂ’m a melonman i am a cute boy alien
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese
I like your dakka science man
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
O//o
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
Painted it red
Xerimerc, Possumcheese
OI YA GITZ
WAT IF I PAINT MYSELF RED
WAT DEN
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese
FINKIN' FASTA
Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-
You cannot threaten the biggest threat to the world
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I painted my leg red once
DonÂ’t ask what the paint was
Xerimerc
XerimercSocialistic BritainArdeyn
Wanna schedule baro
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
WHAT IF I PAINT MY DAKKA RED
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
it's 1:21 AM
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
https://youtu.be/XtxzHktXZeY
Me when I got bored of doing an escort mission
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
8 pm where I live
And might I ask, guardsman, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS TIME?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Commissar, it is quite simple
I have lost track of time and have only now realized but I do not care and therefore shall continue to neglect the very influential and important aspect of my wellbeing and health that is sleep.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Word
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
3 years latrine duty
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I must attend to defending the very important, cute, and perhaps too fluffy creature that is my canine companion
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
-3 years latrine duty
Xerimerc
But Commissar
The Fluffy, Cute, Canine Companion, Who shall defend this glorious creature sent down by the God-Emperor himself?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Thank you Commissar, This show of grace and mercy shall be payed back tenfold. Glory to the God-Emperor and Praise the Omnissiah!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I like sleeping
But
I donÂ’t like the fact that I need it
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Most of the time when I canÂ’t sleep itÂ’s because my brain just wonÂ’t shut up
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
AGREE
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Common Sicario W
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I do enjoy having a relatively good circadian rhythm
However
If I donÂ’t get enough sleep a few days in a row
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Xerimerc
At least
More than usual
Xerimerc
My circadian rhythm does not work
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
I have been described by one of my friends as a “loyalist Khornate Berserker”
Xerimerc
*kis*
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ant what the hell
You canÂ’t just walk up and kiss me like that
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
says who :>
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Several sexual harassment laws
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Okay
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
IÂ’m fine with it, just ask next time, okay?
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
*le tickles melon* BUT I NEED A HUG FIRST
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Kid named les: https://compote.slate.com/images/fb69a16d-7f35-4103-98c1-62d466196b9a.jpg?width=1200
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
Oh hell nah
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Fine *huggies*
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
*picks up carrying*ok...heavy *puts down*
Outta breath
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Protect at all times
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Activate but melon u okay?
Xerimerc
Best part is that he turns 21 in a few days and if he does it again I can have him arrested :)
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
I could kill him
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAg2dWmeHMZu6CggovJujxuxjywIEwwFINfNYzRMYMgQ&usqp=CAU&ec=48665698
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Sicario no you are so young like no but yeah let's beat him up
Xerimerc
I could kill you
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Dang ant are you gonna take that disrespect?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Yes :(
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
You have sofen me up
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I am wearing 35 spikes currently
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
😰*puts melon infront of me* im good
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*teleports behind you* oh no you donÂ’t
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I never said this
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*kis again* i don't want too!!!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Ant. Ask before you kiss, please
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
My life is often disappointing
Actually no I donÂ’t feel emotion
Xerimerc
Idc bc u are too cute for me not to-*wink wink* not cute
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
What?
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Nothing-
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
No, you said something, and I demand to know
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Respect boundaries, before I plant a bolt shell in your forehead
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-
*blushes* why...
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Because IÂ’m concerned
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
That is a no
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*sharp inhale* [sub]why are you like this[/sub]
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Tell me what you said
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
becauseiamandyoualrradyknowimlikethisthatswhypplhateme
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
*blushes and covers face*
*mumbles*
I said you are so cute i can't resist..*runs and sits in the corner of embarrasement*
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I donÂ’t hate you Ant
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
CanÂ’t resist what?
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
No more!questions
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Â
*sigh*
Okay Ant
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
*gets up and hugs melon*
Melon!wait are u upset
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
No
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
Ok..i can't resist being with u!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
ThatÂ’s fair, I am quite adorable
Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw
do nails count as spikes
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
If you sharpen them enough, yes
Xerimerc
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