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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Kaidian North or Arc Reactor
Lemona, Xerimerc
reactor is warm, yas?
Lemona, Kaidia
Also why do you need Craggo
Just fight back
Lemona, Xerimerc
Because im gonna drop the spatula if you don't stop.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Too warm
or freezing cold
Arc Energy is still being researched
also
Kaidian North actually has people
I'd meet up with them
They'll give you 14 coats and a pickaxe
enough for a job
Lemona, Xerimerc
imma charge up the Arc Rifle
Lemona, Xerimerc
I
am
smol
helpless
femboy
Lemona, Kaidia
And that is why I am a Gun-for-Hire!
All you have to do is pay a swift 100 Kaidian Reics for an hour of defense and safety!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Fine then ill slap your angus beef~
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Heh.
It's gonna be nothing.
picks up charged Arc Rifle
Lemona, Xerimerc
GOD TAKE ME!
Lemona, Xerimerc
kaidy's no fun
he mean to xeri
Lemona, Kaidia
go to
The Order
Lemona, Xerimerc
also I'm mean to you almost everyday
not saying you should be used to this but you should be used to this
shouldn't you develop a strength to my weapons
Lemona, Xerimerc
waaaa
Lemona, Kaidia
You can shoot me a hundred times
It will not make me any less squishy and it will not hurt any less
Lemona, Kaidia
slaps you and holds you down by shoulders
Time for you to be a man, Xeri.
I'm going to show you what to do if anyone like me shows up to you.
You don't cry, you just stand up for yourself.
Lemona, Xerimerc
You are a d1ck to xeri for now reason
Lemona, Kaidia
I don wanna be a man
I wana be xeri
Lemona, Kaidia
slaps you again
First lesson:
When somebody slaps you, don't cry or stand.
Slap back.
Even if it's weak, don't stand by yourself.
Lemona, Xerimerc
You annoy me |:<
Xeri's already heard these things countless times
Lemona, Kaidia
When xeri watches you or lemona or villa do that you just start acting like animals
fin idiots
Lemona, Kaidia
slaps you again
Lesson 2:
Have a good, strong friend
I will repeatedly slap and shoot you
but I will protect you
Make strong friends
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lunch time :D
Lemona, Xerimerc
you are not xeris friend
you keep assaulting me
that's abuse
Lemona, Kaidia
Doesn't matter
I will protec if I have to
Just get a friend that you can depend on.
Now time for lunch.
Lemona, Xerimerc
we want a friend who don shoot us and slap us and scream at us and tell us how to do things
Lemona, Kaidia
Kaidia, quite it with the violence. I dont think its appropriate, or appreciated, in this RMB and I for one really dont like it
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
[sub]makesmesad[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
hi
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
Guten tag
Lemona, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
helo
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
mmmhugbs
Lemona, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
I agree, it makes me want to slap them.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Dominican Peoples
heslapme
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
._.
Lemona, Kaidia
Im gonna Telly graham Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tell he grant
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nlHO7G6Beqk
Lemona, Kaidia
Can I beat him with a spoon?🥺
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]cute[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HsAhT3m82A
Lemona, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHMk0FNYLrc
Lemona, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7YC8AH34hM
Lemona, Kaidia
sighs
welp
time to be bored out of my mind
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMbjDQxTMjo
Lemona, Kaidia
hm
suspicious
Lemona, Xerimerc
gimme 'ttention
Lemona, Kaidia
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hehehe
no
Lemona, Xerimerc
I demand recompense
Lemona, Kaidia
turns away and reads Akorrdan Journal
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
hmph
fine
Lemona, Kaidia
So the couple really were related!
Lemona, Xerimerc
*big xeri appears and picks you up uwu*
Lemona, Kaidia
ooh
Lemona, Kaidia
flips page
A Bank robbed...
In the Grand District!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Tryna read here.
flips page
Lemona, Xerimerc
I wana see
Lemona, Kaidia
gives another newpaper of "The Akorrdan Journal - No. 49"
Lemona, Xerimerc
*slaps angus beef* Mmm, Meat~
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tryna READ HERE
Lemona, Xerimerc
No I wana read your one
Lemona, Kaidia
Uh.
ok
puts grabs table and places newspaper
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
*sits you on lap*
Lemona, Kaidia
reads
The Chronicle... - Soon to be non-existent!?
"The Chronicle has seemed to be paused during the large month of January, and people see that maybe the great newspaper that once told Kaidia's truth to the world will come to an end..."
Lemona, Xerimerc
:0
Lemona, Kaidia
Esh...
Let me see...
"...the Chronicle has brought many up in their feet, being the only source of information all across the North Sea. Protesters have gathered around the Ministry of Media Building in Greater Akorrda and demanded a new, improved Chronicle."
Lemona, Xerimerc
oooh
intewewsting
Lemona, Kaidia
Do not get distracted xeri, remember your objective of attention.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]mm[/sub]
Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
"...the troubles from the protest resulted on the Great Emperor himself to show up to the scene and break the protest...
Soon after, Great Emperor Revirin I made an announcement to the people, guaranteeing a return to the Chronicle."
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Thats the end of the paper.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmokaican I have attention now
Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
hm...
You know...
I could start a new February Chronicle...
and maybe you can help me with article ideas?
until now, I'll go get a meal at The Imperial Fish and go get No. 92 of the Journal
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
A T T E N T I O N
Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
eats fish meal and grabs newspaper for .50 Reics
opens door
Attention, eh?
How about we do a little reading lesson
[sub]or a shooting lesson to show you why I'm so accurate when I shot you a bunch of times[/sub]
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmokai
Lemona, Kaidia
Sicario I'm sorry but can I have permission to swear as I just gave a one of a kind card away for free?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
teleports to gun range
First you wanna be a medium-sized person.
Medium Xeri, for you.
Have the stock's back (if there is one) on your front-side of the shoulder.
Load the round in with a pull back bolt (if there is one) or a pull back under-hand grip.
Get it comfortable and put your pointer finger on the trigger.
Aim with the iron sights or any sight attachment you have, or hipfire.
Then, when you have the shot, pull the trigger and you'll have successfully shot a gun!
Lemona, Xerimerc
at first I thought it was you asking to give a free card to Sicario
Lemona, Xerimerc
Nah, I gifted a one of a kind to the WA delegate of TWP, thinking it was at least able to get back.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I see
well
that sucks
Lemona, Xerimerc
At least they were nice, curse me trying to be nice, guess I gotta be a dingus now.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Everyone Who Likes cheese Has Cheesy Jokes
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
uh
hello
welcome to TRTHNBB
Lemona, Xerimerc
No... Unless they recently ate cheese.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
1 DAY LEFT TO VOTE! (in our Officer Elections)
Please cast your votes here.... (16 votes cast so far!)
(Rank in order of first to last preference): https://forms.gle/USKmr3AzgrWGn6Gv9
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Everyone who likes corn has corny jokes
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ò-ó
Lemona, Kaidia
HAIA
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
NUCL as soon as you messaged I almost had a heart attack
Can you give the so-far results of the election or shall we wait?
Lemona, Xerimerc
hi
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Only if they ate corn recently
Lemona, Xerimerc
You try!
gives valuable Kaidian-custom-made shotgun
Be careful.
She's my pride and joy.
Lemona, Xerimerc
But What Happens If They Never Ate Cheese But Ate It?!?!?!?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
But xeri already knows how this worky
it's xeris job
Lemona, Kaidia
uh
then
they would eat cheese
Lemona, Xerimerc
Stand By Ukraine
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lever action.
7 total rounds
iron sights
Have fun.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Not long now, only 1 day left to wait :D
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.