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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Venesia, are you British?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists, Venesia Grande
EAILO SIR, MADAM OR WOTEAHVER YU AER
I CAHNT REAILLY TELL WOTWEITH ME GOING 'ALF BLOIND SINCE TUESDAEY
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well, the peace talks can begin once both sides agree to holding them; otherwise there will just be prolonged warfare and suffering.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Nah, Im from Indiana. Most accent youll get is from southern Indiana probably. Or maybe our accent is simply being easy to understand
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
I jsut realized
My accent is a mix of the Chicago accent, standard Midwest accent, and the PENNSYLVANIAN ACCENT
west Pennsylvanian accent to be precise
Probably cuz my grandma is from Pennsylvania
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Yes you do :3
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xeriflorists
Sadly, no. I am proudly European though.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
sir I almost forgot, what land would you like on one of the maps?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists, Venesia Grande
How do you pronounce water?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Prolonged warfare is good for business. Im also at war with Lemona so any distraction is a good distraction
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists, Venesia Grande
The correct way
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Lkandria what would you have done if I just gave you latvia
Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Thats the point
My leader is a genocidal maniac
Hes killed tens of millions in his lifetime
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
uhh
[sub]are you okay??
Want some tea????[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
And the Austrian Panhandle?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Which way is that
Like with the t sound
Water
Waer
Wader
I pronounce it the third way
Wader
Xerimerc, Xeriflorists, Venesia Grande
You asked for the Austrian panhandle separately and when I said no you didnt do anything
Not until I said no to Latvia a couple days later
Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
AEI HAEV SUVEAR BRAIN DAMAGE also yes tea would be nice WOULDYOULAEIKSOMPLANTS
Lemona, Xerimerc
I pronounce wafjthjrjer
But I think I really pronounce it the first way simply because thats how its spelled
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Ah, the Pinevillan one seems to be a bit crowded so possibly the Britain one?-Yes, the Britain one.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
How about Hot Dog
Personally I pronounce it hawt dawg
Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
So, what land would you like on the map?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists, Venesia Grande
I dont know how to spell things Like how I pronounce them
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Uhhhh
[sub]I'm just going to quietly walk away :)[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
By sheer coincidence it just so happens to be that we got a bit of an arms industry going, so if any of the parties involved in the conflict are interested, we also sell those.
Of course theyll only be sold until the peace talks are ultimately being held.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
And India? Youre so generous
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
WHAE ARE YU PAERFOMIN MITOSIS
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
you didnt ask for India
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
XF go back to sleepy
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xeriflorists
OKaei
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
More troops enter Pinevilla, theyre ultimate goal to capture any member of the government and imprison them.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
ERM, DONT ASK
[sub]ohnooh[REDACTED]startrunning[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah same. I have the largest arms manufacturing sector in the region as well as the largest defense forces in the region. Also largest Atheist population as well. Also largest manufacturing sector
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
And Indochina too? I could kiss you
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
Post self-deleted by Rica Nardis.
I just realized.. what would this war be called?
Would it be called war of the Arctic because I ended up declaring war on Lemona over him dropping c-bombs on Antarctica or something
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
The Greatest War
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I would say a spot which has good access to sea trade routes, but is protected from the open ocean and if possible neither too hot nor too cold, even though cold and wet would be preferable over arid and dry. Also maybe some hills with arable and mineable land would be nice. Where would the right spot thusly be?
(Do Suez and Panama Canal or similar exist?)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Maybe you could build them
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
The War of The Dead
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I will be honest, I'm not quite sure
You'd just have to look at the map and see what spot you quite like
And the Suez and Panama canal sadly do not exist on Gaia aka the 2nd map
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Aa
why is accents so anoyign
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
But wouldn't that get confused with The Great war aka ww1?
[sub]trust me, it will happen[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
How big/how much am I allowed to claim?-Is it based on pops?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkIakcU7HME sounds a bit like my accent i think its hard to tell their voice is a bit shifted to mine
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
The Grand War
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
It is indeed based sort of on pop, of course over time you can rp claiming more land.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
What actually happened in the war
who attacked who and for what reason, etc
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
The War of Fate
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Long story short, Lemona drop some bombs in the Arctic, me angie, declare war
Pinevilla joins in, couple days later Lkandria joins, and that was the start of the war
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
We start
Britain gives me an ultimatum
Give Ireland and Brittany, or face war.
I gave in, but when Pinevilla tried to get land too I declined
Out of all my emotions colliding at once, I used the c-bombs on the Poles, destroying the ozone layer above it.
this would assure they would melt
Britain then declared war, and Pinevilla followed suit
Nothing really happened until Lkandria gave me an ultimatum which I declined and he went to war, and then Kaidia joined
TeamPizza did some stuff on my side
Kaidia and I made peace after a bit
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
hmm
so britain intervenes because lemony setting off bombs in the middle of no where
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
But before that I did demand land or war
And Lemona caved
Xerimerc
hmm
so britainy demands you give him land, which you do, then
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
ocean must expand
I GIVE MY TRUE FORM
TEAM AQUA LEADER
MWAHAHAHA
WE SHALL EXPAND THE SEAS AND SINK HOEN- I MEAN EARTH
Xerimerc
ye
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
In response to this action, Pinevilla abandons all other fronts to focus on Lemona
The entire army of 60 million soldier meets up with 1 million fighters, 800k CAS, and 700k interceptors to defends against the Lemonan fascists. Also, the entire government moves into British India
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Ngl
The map would look more interesting
Just ignoring the amount of land lost, there's no downsides I mean what's not to love
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Did you just call me a fascist?
Bro have you looked at yourself?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
we'd get wet
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
I have a question
After this war are we gonna go back before the war started except with Lkandria having Latvia I guess
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
well I still want Ireland and Brittany
Plus there's still the treaty after the war
Lemona, Xerimerc
Maybe moving into the place where British rebels once were ISNT the best idea
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
The first 2-planet war
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
its not like Im gonna actually accept a treaty that would make me give land to Pinevilla or Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
mmmnxeri is too sleepy for braining
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
No thats a horrible name
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Is there an Antarctica?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmmmm
how long has it been since hornixeri
just out of curiosity
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
If that does happen imma pull a turkish
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
So, you're saying
If you lost and had a treaty put Infront of you that gave up land to either Pinevilla or Kaidia, you would not accept it?
Allowing us to continue to invade and ruin your country?
That is if you lost
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
*destroys horni restrictions in xeri
Lemona, Xerimerc
yes
Especially if I had to give Pinevilla land
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Sadly no
There's a Greenland though
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
If
Haha he has no chance of winning realistically
Especially with you and Lkandria
Hes already stretched thin
Lemona, Xerimerc
There no way I would give my land to a guy who does this
Xerimerc
C-bombs are dropped on pinevilllian forces
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
hmm
21 days
also OW did you FORGETTHOSEAREINSIDEMYSKULL
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Venesia Grande
So
If you DO lose, you are giving us permission to just ruin and bomb your country into oblivion if you don't accept the treaty?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
I am kidding
I know what happens if his restrictions go away
Lemona, Xerimerc
Fine
Lemona, Xerimerc
hehefuni
Lemona
well I would retaliate and bomb you back
And then a loop would happen
Xerimerc
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
mm
*cuddles*
Lemona
What if we completely destroy your military
You like your people, dont you?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I wouldnt be saying we buddy
It would just be Lkandria and britain
Not you
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
blep
headache
Lemona, Venesia Grande
Despite massive losses, troops continue to push into Brittany, this time with anti tank missiles.
Xerimerc
Ok, can I have the panhandle bit of irl Argentina then?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Bad idea buddy
Pinevillian trips begin an offensive, lead by the crusader armies. They are filed with courage to destroy these invaders.
Lemona, Xerimerc
What
You are trying to also protect
Brittany now?
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Do you even know where Brittany is?
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Of course I do
Its a part of Northwestern France
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah of course I am
Britain is ally
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
Can I buy mercenaries
Lemona, Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
a small portion of around 20,000 Troops in British India are sent to Pinevilla to help defend, Along with defences on the Lemonan colony of India increased
Lemona, Xerimerc
Gaul
And do you also realize how the only way to get to Brittany with your troops wouldve led to them being found and shot down
And also do you realize Ive been invading Brittany for days now and you only do stuff now
Xerimerc, Venesia Grande
I has plan
I send it in telegram
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmmhow many whats your budget etc
Lemona, Venesia Grande
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