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Xerimerc wrote:12?

I thought it was 20, and that it was half who turned over to chaos

hmmm

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Xerimerc wrote:12?

I thought it was 20, and that it was half who turned over to chaos

I know it was half

Idk if it was 12 or 20

I remeber it being 12

Idk

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Lemona wrote:Urin, while talking to John, feels the urge to urinate.

The bathroom is too far away.

...

you realize the restroom is at the other side of the restaurant, which even isn't that big, right?

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Vlaskal wrote:Mmm

It's the space elves fault :((

Imagine being so horny it twists reality into spontaneously forming a God of horny

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I know it was half

Idk if it was 12 or 20

I remeber it being 12

Idk

Yeah itÂ’s twenty and IÂ’m stupid

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I know it was half

Idk if it was 12 or 20

I remeber it being 12

Idk

It was 20

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Kaidia wrote:...

you realize the restroom is at the other side of the restaurant, which even isn't that big, right?

Urin begins to urinate rapidly

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wait a minute

that doesn't look like a British tank

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I know it was half

Idk if it was 12 or 20

I remeber it being 12

Idk

What about the maidservant named Delilah

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Xerimerc wrote:Imagine being so horny it twists reality into spontaneously forming a God of horny

Xerimerc wrote:Imagine being so horny it twists reality into spontaneously forming a God of horny

An entire race of meÂ

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Socialistic Britain wrote:wait a minute

that doesn't look like a British tank

britain thats my attack ship

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Vlaskal wrote:Have you now~?

Heheh

yep

[sub]ithink[/sub]

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:An entire race of meÂ…

Whoa whoa whoa how did we go from spontaneously summoning a god to a race of horny people

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Socialistic Britain wrote:wait a minute

that doesn't look like a British tank

THATS JUST A BUNCH OF URINE

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Slaanesh isnÂ’t *just* horny tho

He/she/they really represent sensations cranked up to level 11

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Adreabhal wrote:Whoa whoa whoa how did we go from spontaneously summoning a god to a race of horny people

The race of horny people had so much s*x they made a god

This is literally what happened

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Kaidia wrote:britain thats my attack ship

why

why is it approaching rapidly

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:An entire race of meÂ…

Terrifying? Amazing? Universal Hatred of BORDERS?

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Socialistic Britain wrote:why

why is it approaching rapidly

ummm

you good?

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Xerimerc wrote:Terrifying? Amazing? Universal Hatred of BORDERS?

EXACTLY!

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Socialistic Britain wrote:yep

[sub]ithink[/sub]

You wouldn't mind if i talk like this hmm~?

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Kaidia wrote:ummm

you good?

no I drank too much special tea

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Socialistic Britain wrote:why

why is it urinating rapidly

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:no I drank too much special tea

I think you drank too much urine

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Kaidia wrote:I think you drank too much urine

He ate Urin.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Kaidia

Oh no

Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Vlaskal wrote:You wouldn't mind if i talk like this hmm~?

no

it just seems

a bit weird

or as xeri would say

Xerimerc wrote:horni

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Big Es favorite child is named Horus! (His last name is heresy. No itÂ’s not). Big E is not a good parent. Eventually Horus is tempted by the gods of the warp (called chaos usually) and starts the Horus heresy, turning 5 of the other 12 primarchs to his side, leading to our chaos friends :). The resulting war, with 6v6 going on, causes mass casualties etc etc. eventually Horus and Big E fight it out themselves, and Big E starts losing because he loves Horus too much. Big E is about to lose! Then, when heÂ’s on the ground and Horus is about to kill him, a lowly, tiny, insignificant Guardsman named Ollanius Pius steps in front of Big E and shouts at Horus, I forget the quote but heÂ’s pretty epic. Horus blasts him out of existence! Seeing the strength of this lowly human, Big E gets up and deletes Horus from existence.

This act takes so much energy/power it leaves Big E crippled. HeÂ’s rushed back to terra and placed on the Golden Throne, a kinda big life support machine. Ever since then, heÂ’s been in there; having a 1000 human souls sacrificed to power it every day

HeÂ’s been there for 10000 years

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waaa5%assaultandbattery

[sub]hornixeridemandsblood[/sub]

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Lemona wrote:He ate Urin.

vine boom

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Socialistic Britain wrote:no

it just seems

a bit weird

or as xeri would say

~~~

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Kaidia wrote:I think you drank too much urine

wait

is that why it was yellow?

AH F***

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:waaa5%assaultandbattery

[sub]hornixeridemandsblood[/sub]

Eat the power cords in the wall

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Socialistic Britain wrote:no

it just seems

a bit weird

or as xeri would say

im gonna steal your tea yay

Now where special warehouse

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:waaa5%assaultandbattery

[sub]hornixeridemandsblood[/sub]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SOULS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

WaitÂ

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait

is that why it was yellow?

AH F***

britain

THAT WAS THE EMPEROR'S SAMPLE FOR MEDICAL REASONS

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Vlaskal wrote:im gonna steal your tea yay

Now where special warehouse

oi

I already drank all my tea

ha

maybe that explains why I don't feel well

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait

is that why it was yellow?

AH F***

Britain i stop make jokes at the expense of kaidia sanity if you give me international secrets uwu

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:This act takes so much energy/power it leaves Big E crippled. HeÂ’s rushed back to terra and placed on the Golden Throne, a kinda big life support machine. Ever since then, heÂ’s been in there; having a 1000 human souls sacrificed to power it every day

HeÂ’s been there for 10000 years

Throne is also stopping Big E from regenerating and is mostly just amplifying is massive psykickkckkc powers and fueling the astronomican

Also he is in constant unimaginable pain

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Lemona wrote:Britain i stop make jokes at the expense of kaidia sanity if you give me international secrets uwu

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

revirin is ga-

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Socialistic Britain wrote:wait

is that why it was yellow?

AH F***

HAHAHA

YOU FOOL

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Xerimerc wrote:Throne is also stopping Big E from regenerating and is mostly just amplifying is massive psykickkckkc powers and fueling the astronomican

Also he is in constant unimaginable pain

He also sheds a single tear for each person that dies in the Imperiums service!

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RevirinxRobert

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Socialistic Wales wrote:HAHAHA

YOU FOOL

wait

did you intercept Revirin's urine sample?

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Xerimerc wrote:waaa5%assaultandbattery

[sub]hornixeridemandsblood[/sub]

Should i charge you with nuclear power

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Lemona wrote:RevirinxRobert

why the f**k did I say anything.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal

While Mariam Duck is still staying in Socialistic Britain trying to get a read on Griffiths' sexuality, newly promoted Deputy Inquisitor Garret Rhenah receives his first assignment: Go to Kaidia and try to make the Imperiess gay, using the same yassonium that had been slipped into Griffiths' food. Since he had successfully tainted the food last time, he would be leading this mission. He had a squad of only three others to go with him, and they were mostly as backup/support should the mission need extra help. Most of the stress would be squarely on his shoulders. Garret, however, has a plan, that he hopes will keep the renowned Kaidian forces off his back long enough to get to the Imperiess herself, though it'll put him squarely in the way of danger.

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Lemona wrote:Britain i stop make jokes at the expense of kaidia sanity if you give me international secrets uwu

I don't have any

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Also, when Big E was conscious and around, he outlawed religion and was all about science and stuff. Now, heÂ’s seen as a god. Ironic.

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:He also sheds a single tear for each person that dies in the Imperiums service!

The throne is gonna fcking ex0lode within 100 years :D

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Adreabhal wrote:While Mariam Duck is still staying in Socialistic Britain trying to get a read on Griffiths' sexuality, newly promoted Deputy Inquisitor Garret Rhenah receives his first assignment: Go to Kaidia and try to make the Imperiess gay, using the same yassonium that had been slipped into Griffiths' food. Since he had successfully tainted the food last time, he would be leading this mission. He had a squad of only three others to go with him, and they were mostly as backup/support should the mission need extra help. Most of the stress would be squarely on his shoulders. Garret, however, has a plan, that he hopes will keep the renowned Kaidian forces off his back long enough to get to the Imperiess herself, though it'll put him squarely in the way of danger.

Yassonium

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Socialistic Wales wrote:HAHAHA

YOU FOOL

WHY MY CHILD

WHY

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Socialistic Britain wrote:I don't have any

Antimatter would do~

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Adreabhal wrote:While Mariam Duck is still staying in Socialistic Britain trying to get a read on Griffiths' sexuality, newly promoted Deputy Inquisitor Garret Rhenah receives his first assignment: Go to Kaidia and try to make the Imperiess gay, using the same yassonium that had been slipped into Griffiths' food. Since he had successfully tainted the food last time, he would be leading this mission. He had a squad of only three others to go with him, and they were mostly as backup/support should the mission need extra help. Most of the stress would be squarely on his shoulders. Garret, however, has a plan, that he hopes will keep the renowned Kaidian forces off his back long enough to get to the Imperiess herself, though it'll put him squarely in the way of danger.

The mission, though, will be harder as the royal housing is securely protected by the superior Vanguard and Royal Arms Forces.

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Socialistic Britain wrote:I don't have any

Hmmmm

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:wait

did you intercept Revirin's urine sample?

Don't worry about that~ :3

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:The throne is gonna fcking ex0lode within 100 years :D

https://youtu.be/jEexefuB62c

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Lemona wrote:Antimatter would do~

Nope

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Socialistic Wales wrote:Don't worry about that~ :3

THAT SAMPLE WAS IMPORTANT

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Wales wrote:HAHAHA

YOU FOOL

Psst-

Hey kid, would you like some tea

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Vlaskal wrote:Hmmmm

Maybe I have some but

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Vlaskal wrote:Psst-

Hey kid, would you like some tea

what type of tea

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Nope

Awww~

gimme something special pwz

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Maybe I have some but

HMMMMMMMM

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Vlaskal wrote:Psst-

Hey kid, would you like some tea

Hmm...

No thank you stranger! I have plenty :3

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And now for my favorite part! Cadia!

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Maybe I have some but

GUVE

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Lemona wrote:GUVE

Nope

You will not get anything~

Lemona wrote:Awww~

gimme something special pwz

Haha

no

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Stealthily making his way into the country, Garret poses as a Kaidian tour guide who uses a rusted down military Jeep for sightseeing. He sends in a request to the Kaidian throne to make his way into Akorrda for his next tour: a tour of the palace grounds. Once his application is processed, the next part of his plan can commence.

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Socialistic Wales wrote:Hmm...

No thank you stranger! I have plenty :3

They're all from reigvau

High quality

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote: And now for my favorite part! Cadia!

So! When the Aeldari had theirÂ… funÂ… when they spawned slaanesh in, when they were born, each and every single eldar in the center of the galaxy had their souls sucked into chaos, and opened a giant Warp Rift called the Eye of Terror! Cadia is right next to it!

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Nope

You will not get anything~

Haha

no

You almost looked like you're talking to yourself

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

werwerwerwerwerwerwerwerwer

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Vlaskal wrote:They're all from reigvau

High quality

hmmmmmmmmm......

No thanks!

I'm perfectly fine :3

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Adreabhal wrote:Stealthily making his way into the country, Garret poses as a Kaidian tour guide who uses a rusted down military Jeep for sightseeing. He sends in a request to the Kaidian throne to make his way into Akkorda for his next tour: a tour of the palace grounds. Once his application is processed, the next part of his plan can commence.

*Akorrda

The tour guide is given a special meet with one member of the royal family for no reason :)

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Pinevilla wrote:werwerwerwerwerwerwerwerwer

By the emperor

What is this heresy

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Nope

You will not get anything~

Haha

no

RevirinxRobert

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Vlaskal wrote:You almost looked like you're talking to yourself

Pfft I'm not that insane

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Mmm xeri is veri sleepy only 1%~

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Lemona wrote:RevirinxRobert

okay I don't care

DO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING

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Lemona wrote:RevirinxRobert

VanessaxAbigail

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Pfft I'm not that insane

Are you sure?

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Lemona wrote:RevirinxRobert

lemon is definitely gay

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Kaidia wrote:*Akorrda

The tour guide is given a special meet with one member of the royal family for no reason :)

A special meeting with one member of the royal family? But the official invitation doesn't say which one? This is incredibly suspicious, Garret thinks, but he knows he has no choice to accept. He reviews his Kaidian phrasebook one last time before heading out to meet the royal family member outside the palace grounds

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Vlaskal wrote:By the emperor

What is this heresy

vlaskal do you still hate me

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:So! When the Aeldari had theirÂ… funÂ… when they spawned slaanesh in, when they were born, each and every single eldar in the center of the galaxy had their souls sucked into chaos, and opened a giant Warp Rift called the Eye of Terror! Cadia is right next to it!

Cadia holds for around 40000 years, with some of the Most Chad imperial guardsmen. They are capable, loyal, faithful, and just overall very good. Then, after the Horus Hwresy, Abaddon, HorusÂ’s self proclaimed replacement, decides to attack it

He fails

He tried again

He fails

He tried again, and then slams his giant spaceship into Cadia, making it do this: https://youtu.be/nQ3DBS_SQDA

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Kaidia wrote:VanessaxAbigail

who are those people?

Vlaskal wrote:Are you sure?

I'm a little bit insane but not that insane

just ignore the strange puppets

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal

Adreabhal wrote:A special meeting with one member of the royal family? But the official invitation doesn't say which one? This is incredibly suspicious, Garret thinks, but he knows he has no choice to accept. He reviews his Kaidian phrasebook one last time before heading out to meet the royal family member outside the palace grounds

Because we discussed this, the Imperiess, Vanessa appears with a man in light armor. He seems to be the infamous Colonel Erik Vaanis.

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Socialistic Britain wrote:who are those people?

I'm a little bit insane but not that insane

just ignore the strange puppets

I know Vanessa is the Imperiess of Kaidia, married to Revirin

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Cadia holds for around 40000 years, with some of the Most Chad imperial guardsmen. They are capable, loyal, faithful, and just overall very good. Then, after the Horus Hwresy, Abaddon, HorusÂ’s self proclaimed replacement, decides to attack it

He fails

He tried again

He fails

He tried again, and then slams his giant spaceship into Cadia, making it do this: https://youtu.be/nQ3DBS_SQDA

F that, krieg is my spirit animal

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Pinevilla wrote:lemon is definitely gay

ItÂ’s not gay to make LGBTQ+ ships

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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Cadia holds for around 40000 years, with some of the Most Chad imperial guardsmen. They are capable, loyal, faithful, and just overall very good. Then, after the Horus Hwresy, Abaddon, HorusÂ’s self proclaimed replacement, decides to attack it

He fails

He tried again

He fails

He tried again, and then slams his giant spaceship into Cadia, making it do this: https://youtu.be/nQ3DBS_SQDA

*holds small pebbles and cries*

CADIA STANDS!!!!

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If you want to annoy me, come up with something like robertxlars

That would probably annoy Lkandria more

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

uh something something

kaiser evans back

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Socialistic Britain wrote:If you want to annoy me, come up with something like robertxlars

That would probably annoy Lkandria more

unionxbritain

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Adreabhal wrote:I know Vanessa is the Imperiess of Kaidia, married to Revirin

ah

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Pinevilla wrote:unionxbritain

Ah yes

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Socialistic Britain wrote:ah

we planned something, me and Adrea

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Vlaskal wrote:F that, krieg is my spirit animal

Oh yeah the Krieg

Basically

Their planet tried to rebel a while ago

Now they believe in order to repent for their sins they must die in service of the emperor. Not fight, die

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Socialistic Britain wrote:If you want to annoy me, come up with something like robertxlars

That would probably annoy Lkandria more

Okay

RobertxLars

On one evening, Robert went on a diplomatic mission to Lkandria.

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