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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Maxwell looks up.
Yes. May you be the Royal Advisor?
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia
By who
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
By you
because that's your thing
The entire "anything~ 0wo?" Gig
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The advisor nods
"Yes, infact I am."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Finally, Garret finished preparing the salad. He added a slight drizzling of yassonium to the entire dish to top it off, tossed it some more, and then headed back over to Imperiess Vanessa. "I have finished making a salad! I even added some special fish oil from my home country to bring out the flavor of the greens! Uh, do you know where Erik is, your Majesty?" Garret asked.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes, I am quite happy now. As happy as I could be. Farewell. If we ever meet again, I may come in person. And perhaps on peaceful terms
Lars blast off to the fleet. He is now realizing how much longer it will take him to go up to the ships rather than down to Gaia
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Whywouldxerisuemasterthatwouldntfurtherour~
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Vanessa sighs and puts her fingers on above her eyes
"Erik!"
Erik then drops from the vent above.
"Yes, Your Majesty?"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
How
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Nice.
I should introduce myself, I am Maxwell Schmitt. I work for Lemona, and am a stand in for Agency Commander Ulysses Volkher.
Maxwell clears his throat, he seems nervous.
May I enter?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
The advisor opens the door to the Entrance Hall.
"Step right in!"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
isn't acting horni, saying owo, being a protogen and getting pats your brand
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thank you.
Maxwell walks in, clutching a Gladius.
How has your day been?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Britain wants to be all of that?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maybe, but I wouldn't stop you~
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
well no
I just dont want to get sued
I'm not adding good lawyers to the list of things that are in xeris brand
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]exceptmaybepatsthosearemine[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
"Erik, I have made you a salad, as a thanks for the work you do for the Vanguard corps and this nation! I figured I should give it directly to you, as a thank-you." Garret said. He hoped that the yassonium he hid in the salt shaker at the Imperiess's chef's station would be spread across her dish soon enough. If not, he would have to return to the kitchen again, which might be difficult considering Erik's sudden presence.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The adisvor looked at Maxwell
"Fine. You?"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont think about it
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ewe
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Erik annoyed, takes the offering and sits down at the dining room, waiting for his salad.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Grueling.
Maxwell looks up and smirks at the advisor.
Where is the royal family? And I havent asked, what is your name?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
The three agents outside of the palace track Maxwells movements.
Socialistic Britain, Adreabhal
Speakibgofwhichgimme
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
NO
No suing
[sub]pleasedontsueme[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Garret set the plate down before him, hoping the yassonium wouldn't give away its taste. He should have concealed its presence well enough with the vinegar he added, but he couldn't be sure. "Bon appetit!" he announced with a flourish, gesturing to the salad.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"The children are in their chambers. As for my name, I am Uris. Revirin's old political rival."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
oh phew its not Urin
Ill rp after this post
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*approachinglegaldepartmentnoises*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Seeing as Sicario Mercenary Corps population has become quite bored, Commander Ace Tolotov has decided to open diplomatic relations, inviting all nations to visit if they wish and it is convenient. Not only will this help international relations, it might result in something for the hard working people to do.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
DON'T SUE HIM HE ASKED SO NICELY
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Erik grabs a fork and begins stabbing the salad away, taking his first bites and looking a little picky.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I'll give you the best cup of tea in your life so long as you don't sue me for copyright infringement
And tax evasion
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Ah. And now youre their advisor? Quite strange.
I also mean to ask, where might Revirin and his spouse be?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
and uh arson
as well harassment
and public indecency
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"Does he talk much?" Garret asked nervously to Vanessa.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Revirin is out in Akorrda's ship docks. For the Imperiess, she's in the Capitol Building all the way back in Akorrda."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Im using spouse in relation to both wife and husband
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
0wo
I'm sure we can come to some sort of... agreement~
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Blame Lemona for this he did things under my name which might end up with me dead
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Vanessa weakly laughs
"Erik is a stubborn one, for sure."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Additionally, several annoy-promising officers have been volunteered to be on standby for visits to other nations, in order to get out of General Shepherds hair.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I give
The best cup of tea
in your life
And in exchange you remove all those charges off my record
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell nods his head.
May we find a room to sit?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
XeriCorp gonna send the XcE Horizon to say hai
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
While Garret and Vanessa were watching Erik eat the salad, a voice from behind announced "Imperiess, your meal is here!" Garret and Vanessa both turned around to see the chef with the taller hat holding up a plate of food, presumably for the Imperiess. Sure enough, the dish had a fine blanket of salt across it. The yassonium had been successfully administered.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I might send a diplomat later if I feel like rping
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Gimme tea
Then charges get lost
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Uris nods back
"The Guest Room is a start. If you want to be prepared a dish, I would advise the Dining Room."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
The Dining Room, please.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm
I need a guarantea that the charges will be lost
then I give tea
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
A special dock has been prepared to welcome it
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Xeri should give you his cord, staff, and seal.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hornixeri is most effective when irl xeri has no horni
so no horni xeri today either ;w;
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Im just listening to the femboy hooters song on repeat
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Erik finishs the salad with his mouth smacking
"Garret, what did you put in this salad?"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
A classic
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris walks Maxwell to the dining room where he sits him down, sitting down as well.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Bad puns has been added to your list of crimes :3
Gimme tea and then we burn them in campfire while snuggles
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
[sub]kaidia when respond to rp
actually do later[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Fresh greens mixed with salted vegetables such as cucumbers, carrots and tomatoes, splashed with vinegar and special fish oil from Lemona, my motherland." Garret responded with a bow.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]wait no im sorry[/sub]
okay here tea
*gib best tea of all time*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell thanks Uris.
What is your opinion on the royal family?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Erik gave one last smack before responding
"Swear I taste something weird..."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
L I E S
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
*sippysippy*
AHmm[sub]tea[/sub]
Lemme go find a lighter
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
"The fish oil has been known to have a distinctive sour taste, my lord. It is not a normal custom to put such sour oil in salads in Kaidia, as I understand. However, I thought it would be a unique addition."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris is hesitant at first, but replies
"The family in my opinion is a bit... unorderly.
Of the dynasty, the many cultures and realms of the Valentino are crazy to think they're related to my rival, Revirin."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Erik looks at Garret suspiciously
"...Alright then..."
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Fembooooyyyyyy hooooterssss
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Eventually hooters will have to cave and open a femboy hooters
They cant hold out for much longer
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Ulysses Volkher rides a boat back from the Lesser Antilles to Lisbon.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
:0 can we go to femboy hooter -parentalfigure-
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I go sleep now
Goodnight
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*Heavy Flamer Acquired*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Now is the time to test whether the yassonium worked, Garret figured. He'd need to do a bit of seduction. "Your Majesty," he said, turning to Vanessa, who had begun eating her evening meal, the one with the yassified salt. "May I take a bath? I do so every day at this hour, and I haven't had time for one yet."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yessss
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
yayayaya
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Maxwell nods his head.
I think Ive asked you enough, would you like to know more about me?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
I'd certainly like to know who this upstart is.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I once utilized a can of aerosol bug spray and a lighter as an impromptu anti-air flamethrower during peak mosquito season
Burn, heretics!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*Burning of official documents* mmmmteatoogooood~
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Vanessa chuckles
"Sure, dear. May I take you to the guest bathroom?"
Uris shurgs
"Go ahead, I won't stop you."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
One piece of info is on this unfinished factbook
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1808682
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Are we there yet
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
No
We have to travel through the warp first
The tech-priest said the gellar field generator was making weird noises but we should be fine
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What about now
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Garret blushed. He hadn't planned for this. "That would be lovely, your Majesty," he said. He figured Erik would follow them to the guest bathroom, and there he could test in one fell swoop whether or not the yassonium had worked on either of them. If everything went according to plan, Erik would begin to feel some kind of way seeing Garret in his bathing suit, while Vanessa would feel nothing.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Patience
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Erik looks at the two leaving the dining room, and climbs in the vents.
"What are you planning, Garret? (RP-wise you can't hear this)"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
makeme
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
As you say this, you hear a whirring behind you. Turning around, you see the barrels of a strategically hidden baneblade pointing at you.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell prepares to speak,
As I stated before, I am Maxwell Schmitt. I did not say however, that I am Sergeant of the Security Management Agency. I work for the International side of operations.
I supply info from nations, allies, enemies, and even ones with neutral relations.
This mission Im on in Kaidia is very important, not just to gather info on the state of your nation but also to secure the well being of government officials in Kaidia, including the royal family and you.
This is sparked after the problem with Erik Vaanis.
Do you understand?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Vanessa led Garret to a luxurious bathroom with a large marble tub, a gilded sink, and lush carpets lining the walls. Fluffy-looking folded towels sat on stools next to the tub. When Garret looked to Vanessa to thank her, she made a face. "Is something the matter, your Majesty?" He asked. "No, nothing you need to be concerned about, dear," Vanessa answered. "It's just that this dish is a bit too sour for my liking. I'll have to talk with my chef about this."
Nodding, Garret moved forward and started to wash his hands, stalling for time until Erik could return so Garret could finally see if he was yassified.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I see
Xeriwillbesmolquiwtsuby
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/UNhI8F-C89o
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Erik looked through the vents, wondering why Vanessa was acting like this.
He soon figured out Vanessa was poisoned of some sorts, and drops down into the room.
"Your Majesty! Are you ok?"
Uris looks at Maxwell, trying to process what he just said.
"Um... I'm pretty sure this goes against Revirin's likings, but I can contact him if you want me to."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Im forever enthralled that the baneblades original classification was light scout tank
I want to see the big ones
Lemona, Kaidia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.