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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
What? You won't shake a poor sinner's hand?
that was the entire point of this lol.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
only if you sing the song
Lemona, Xerimerc
which bit
Lemona, Kaidia
up to the bottom half of the thigh
Lemona, Xerimerc
that's just metal kaidy
*grabsaxe* owo
Lemona, Kaidia
grabs rocket launcher from warehouse and fires
Lemona, Xerimerc
*uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhh uh uh dodges*
Lemona, Kaidia
grabs icbm controller and fires one at the warehouse
Lemona, Xerimerc
why do you have one of those on hand
Lemona, Kaidia
don't question it
Lemona, Xerimerc
*xeris run away*
Lemona, Kaidia
Post by The Craggo Republic suppressed by Socialistic Britain.
No cause id have to do it message by message.
I don't want to send 60 or so messages for every line, I can do the whole song in 1 though.
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride!
You're in my world now
Not your world
And I got friends on the other side!
That's an echo, gentlemen
Just a little something we have here in Louisiana
A little parlor trick. Don't worry
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future
I can change it 'round some, too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul
(You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?)
Make your wildest dreams come true!
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well!
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me!
Now you, young man, are from across the sea
You come from two long lines of royalty
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side
Your lifestyle's high
But your funds are low
You need to marry a lil' honey whose daddy got dough!
Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy?
Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down
You just wanna be free
Hop from place to place
But freedom takes green!
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need
And when I looked into your future
It's the green that I see!
On you little man, I don't wanna waste much time
You been pushed around all your life
You been pushed around by your
Mother and your sister and your brother
And if you was married
You'd be pushed around by your wife
But in your future, the you I see
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be!
Shake my hand
Come on boys
Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?
Yes
Are you ready?
(Are you ready?)
Are you ready?
Transformation central!
(Transformation central!)
Reformation central!
(Reformation central!)
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You're changin', You're changin', You're changin', all right!
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't
Don't blame me!
You can blame my friends on the other side!
(You got what you wanted)
(But you lost what you had)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
fires multiple ICMBs
Lemona, Xerimerc
um
no
Lemona, Xerimerc
t h i s i s p a i n f u l
Lemona, Kaidia
so you want me to send 60 messages?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i am a human boi
Lemona, Kaidia
um
yes
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
pinecone
Lemona
ok.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
human boy entity creature thing
Lemona, Kaidia
Mmm it is my friends birthday
I got him snacks
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Do I need to read through the rmb to prove you wrong again?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]datacollected[/sub]
Wasbirthdayforfrengud?
Lemona, Kaidia
is my birther's birthday
we are going to Red Lobster (like every year)
Lemona, Xerimerc
I am going now
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He is tall
Taller than me
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
oooh hope you enjoy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
What snacks? I hopes is big good.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
:0 thass tall
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
The kind you eat
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
CRAGGO STOP HAVING MY FLAG
IT MAKES MY BRAIN HURT
Lemona, Xerimerc
kenshi
10 hours remaining
Lemona, Kaidia
Kenshi?
wait
Kensei?
for honor moment
hehe
dodge heby
Lemona, Xerimerc
Go to school
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Lemon Lord is here!
Lemona, Xerimerc
12 hours now
Lemona, Kaidia
Stfu
Stop mentioning my arrival I find it annoying
Xerimerc, Kaidia
We're doing nothing right now
Lemona, Xerimerc
yes
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Hai The 💅💅𝔖𝔩𝔞𝔶💅💅 of Lemona
Lemona, Kaidia
When you are in school actually do it
Xerimerc, Kaidia
hehehe
dodge+heby
no
Lemona, Xerimerc
nu!
(..)
--(")--
/ \
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes.
Can you just not
I find it annoying
So please stop
Xerimerc, Kaidia
but
nothing happening
please
or else I'll...
sue you!
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]hungyboy[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
IÂ’m not gonna do that
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
he XeriGarrison 01 Journal
VOL. 32 NO. 1,109CITY FINAL
FRIDAY JANUARY 13, 2023
Of Mice and Meth
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Do it.
Idc whatÂ’s happening in school
DonÂ’t just go in NS
Actually be part of it
Life advice
No matter how much you say school wonÂ’t actually help you or whatever
Do it
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes.
Stop
Xerimerc, Kaidia
m e t h i n m y b o n e s
Lemona, Xerimerc
I want to crunch on some plutonium
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Bugs in your skin
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what the f**k am I supposed to do then
Play Cookie Clicker?
Xerimerc
no
Lemona, Xerimerc
lemona have you been informed of big xeri I will inform everyone of this no matter how annoying it becomes
Lemona, Kaidia
JesseÂ… we did itÂ… we broke badÂ
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes.
The more you say no the more your integrity as a person drops
So stop
I find it annoying
Please
Stop
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Heisenbones when he started breaking bad
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I donÂ’t care about big xeri
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDjMZvYWUdo
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
You're only asking me to stop
Lemona, Xerimerc
o-oki ._.
Lemona, Kaidia
Yeah
Because I find it annoying
You are talking to me when you say it
So please stop
Xerimerc, Kaidia
How about chance?
Put your and my sanity on chance!
The wheel shall speak!
Lemona, Xerimerc
omfg, sans walter white.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjOmlDq95wQ
He's gonna break a bad time.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
No.
Just stop.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
kaidy cease annoying lemon
Lemona, Kaidia
You're no fun.
Fine.
Don't be surprised if I continue, though.
Lemona
do not or xeri will take all your weapons and pick you up again
Lemona, Kaidia
And I will force you to suck a sardine flavored lollipop.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Do it.
I dare you.
No tallness
Lemona
Oh that?
IÂ’ve already explained it once but IÂ’ll try again
Brown messy hair, brown ducktail beard, a crown, blue eyes, slightly dark light skin but not still lighter than olive
Basically my emperor
Xerimerc, Kaidia
no mouth
Lemona, Xerimerc
No
You will not continue
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I didn't say in your mouth.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Don't expect me to remember.
Lemona, Xerimerc
bass boosted vine boom
Lemona, Xerimerc
I will make you remember
Xerimerc, Kaidia
fck you I'm a toaster *smolxeripicksyouup*
Lemona, Kaidia
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://quizlet.com/119810014/yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-flash-cards/
Lemona
kicks in face
Lemona
kicks in face
Lemona
NYEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
Lemona
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SBJMqYTVai0
Lemona
kaidia and xeri you guys need to find something better to do than NS
You donÂ’t have to listen, but itÂ’s probably good
Xerimerc
Especially kaidia
Xerimerc
PHINEAS AND FERB REBOOT.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ BABYYYYYY!!!!
Lemona, Xerimerc
You must school
Xerimerc
I got out of school 2 1/2 hours ago.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Oh also, I am stealing Kaidia's Identity.
HEHEHHEHEHHEHHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have other things I could do
I just don't really wanna rn
and I enjoy my time here [sub]usually[/sub]
reading furry hate makes me incredibly tired because they all say the same dumb sh1t over and over and over and over and over send
Lemona
Avoid
Xerimerc
Goddamnit craggo
Xerimerc
xeri gets extra time and breaks for the exams that are happenin
whihc is nice
Lemona
wait did I actually trick you lol?
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LlIpi6DRu1s
Lemona
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Written by Refuge Isle.