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Lkandria wrote:Uncultured

It appears I have been 'Ratioed'

Lemona wrote:today is National boyfriend day

Socialistic Britain and Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You don’t have free will

I will prove this by offering to tell xeri he’s a good boy if he does what I say and goes and drinks some water to be HEALTHY Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:

gives a large cup of lemonade

Xerimerc

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:This was over a hundred days ago xeri

We need to get you a boyfriend

Xerimerc wrote:W-wha?

Xerimerc wrote:Also it was barely over a hundred days ago

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:We need to get you a man to stop the horny

Xerimerc wrote:Impossible

Sicario Foreign Ops wrote:I feel like if xeri saw a hot guy without a shirt on they would faint

Xerimerc wrote:This is true

Luckily, I live in southern england, so the chances of this are low

Xerimerc wrote:I didn't force Data to do anything

They were very willing and cooperative [sub]submissive and breedable[/sub] with the whole thing :3

Ah, well then..

Which nations must I remove from the map?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah, well then..

Which nations must I remove from the map?

Watermelon

Wonder when that error message will go away

Xerimerc

New-Union wrote:hm

I WOUDLNT LIE ABOUT THAT

also I’ve been banned from using telegrams for 2 weeks but I got that :)

Xerimerc, Naerland

Ardeyn wrote:Wonder when that error message will go away

When we all repent in the name of the God-Emperor

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:When we all repent in the name of the God-Emperor

Praise the Omnissiah, Light the incense, get the tech-priests and by the God-Emperor begin praying

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Naerland

Socialistic Britain To answer your telegram, yes, I would like to switch the -Watermelon- land to Naerland.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Vordoslavia

Naerland wrote:Socialistic Britain To answer your telegram, yes, I would like to switch the -Watermelon- land to Naerland.

Thank Thee, I shall now go update the map

Naerland

Socialistic Britain wrote:Thank Thee, I shall now go update the map

Just a heads up for everyone, I cannot respond to telegrams for the next two weeks

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Naerland wrote:Just a heads up for everyone, I cannot respond to telegrams for the next two weeks

Noted

And regarding replacing the watermelon land to Naerland, I'm not sure how that's gonna take place in RP

perhaps you wanna do an election or something idk

anyway off to update the map

Naerland

Socialistic Britain wrote:Noted

And regarding replacing the watermelon land to Naerland, I'm not sure how that's gonna take place in RP

perhaps you wanna do an election or something idk

anyway off to update the map

I’ll figure something out dw

Socialistic Britain

Naerland wrote:I’ll figure something out dw

Watermelonians just found out that their entire nation and cultural identity revolve solely around a fruit and so decided they better change the name to something respectable

Socialistic Britain, Naerland

Ardeyn wrote:Watermelonians just found out that their entire nation and cultural identity revolve solely around a fruit and so decided they better change the name to something respectable

Yes, but Naerland has almost no rights, so I have to factor that in too

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Naerland wrote:Yes, but Naerland has almost no rights, so I have to factor that in too

Maybe watermelon had a military coup?

Naerland

Socialistic Britain wrote:Maybe watermelon had a military coup?

It’s possible, considering we already did

President Melonius is rolling in his grave

Socialistic Britain

Naerland wrote:It’s possible, considering we already did

President Melonius is rolling in his grave

Hmm. Yeah

Anyhow I must continue drawing, good luck comrade

Naerland

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm. Yeah

Anyhow I must continue drawing, good luck comrade

Thank you.

Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia

I'm back guys !!!1111!1!!!!11

Socialistic Britain, Naerland

Today's matches are done!

(Kaidian Eagles FC has been swept)

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Naerland, Possumcheese

Science class mental breakdown 👍

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

gtg on my bus byeeee!!!!111!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Naerland wrote:Science class mental breakdown 👍

Ah.. you okay right now?

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah.. you okay right now?

Not especially

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal, Possumcheese

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done!

(Kaidian Eagles FC has been swept)

Kaidia has become a corpse.

Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

Idk

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Naerland wrote:Science class mental breakdown 👍

*huggies*

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:*huggies*

*huggies*

No clue why either

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

I’d rather you add naerland

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Lkandria wrote:Idk

New United Common-Lands wrote:Do you have any contributions other than what you can’t do?

Kaidia, Possumcheese

Naerland wrote:I’d rather you add naerland

yeah that's what I mean

kinda got used to calling you watermelon

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:yeah that's what I mean

kinda got used to calling you watermelon

Fair

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Naerland wrote:Not especially

Vibes

Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Naerland wrote:Fair

Hmmm

I'm just gonna call you "Citrullus"

because why not

or just naerland because that's easier

Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

I am moderately infuriated

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

I wish to slay heretics in the name of the Emprah but my laptop does not have enough storage

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I am moderately infuriated

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I wish to slay heretics in the name of the Emprah but my laptop does not have enough storage

Your laptop is clearly uncultured

Kaidia, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

Can I be on it :(

Kaidia, Naerland, Possumcheese

Claibornia wrote:Can I be on it :(

Hi Pinevilla

Kaidia, Possumcheese

Claibornia wrote:Can I be on it :(

You know you can't..

Anyway I gotta do what I gotta do, goodbye pine

Kaidia, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:You know you can't..

Anyway I gotta do what I gotta do, goodbye pine

https://youtu.be/kCekxN5iBDY

I have no pity for pine

Kaidia, Possumcheese

i'm sleepy but i have so much to dooooo

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Konichiwa!i am new

Kaidia, Possumcheese

Aviannah wrote:Konichiwa!i am new

Hello 👋

Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done!

(Kaidian Eagles FC has been swept)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vordoslavia

Kaidia wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry man, lol

Kaidia

Vordoslavia wrote:Sorry man, lol

i had the streak of most wins (something like that)

Vordoslavia

yes

Kaidia, Vordoslavia

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done!

(Kaidian Eagles FC has been swept)

hey Washington

I am sad about my loss

but maybe we could arrange a deal? (I assure you it's not a bribe to bring my team back it's just a proposal)

Vordoslavia

Kaidia wrote:hey Washington

I am sad about my loss

but maybe we could arrange a deal? (I assure you it's not a bribe to bring my team back it's just a proposal)

🤨😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳v

Kaidia

Kaidia wrote:hey Washington

I am sad about my loss

but maybe we could arrange a deal? (I assure you it's not a bribe to bring my team back it's just a proposal)

You're in 3rd (of 6) in your division, and 4th (of 12) in your conference, it's not that bad

Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:You're in 3rd in your division, and 4th in your conference, it's not that bad

Top 5!

But, it's not team revival

Kaidia wrote:Top 5!

But, it's not team revival

You're still doing quite well for a rookie season

Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:You're still doing quite well for a rookie season

:)

The Washington Federation wrote:You're still doing quite well for a rookie season

Wait, what does "swept" mean?

Kaidia wrote:Wait, what does "swept" mean?

Lost in both games against a team in the season

(In your case, to Dashing Does FC)

Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:Lost in both games against a team in the season

(In your case, to Dashing Does FC)

Am I still in?

Kaidia wrote:Am I still in?

In what, exactly?

Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:In what, exactly?

Am I still playing in the season?

Well time to eat some Braum's

Kaidia wrote:Am I still playing in the season?

Yea, you have 3 matches left in the season

Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps what are ogryn

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Washington Federation wrote:Yea, you have 3 matches left in the season

Ok I'm back, I will tell you proposal

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmmm

I'm just gonna call you "Citrullus"

because why not

or just naerland because that's easier

me is citrus

Kaidia

Lemona wrote:me is citrus

Lemon

Google what citrullus means

Kaidia

Ardeyn wrote:Sicario Mercenary Corps what are ogryn

Humans that evolved on a gas faint I believe? I dunno, planet with huge gravity for a couple thousand years after being stranded and they grew to be real big and real strong, rivaling space marines in brute strength but have the iq of a toddler, one of the most famous ogryn was able to count up to ten

They can have an implant(called a bone’ead implant) which drastically increases their intelligence, able to formulate plans and effectively carry out tactical assaults and coordinate a front

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Humans that evolved on a gas faint I believe? I dunno, planet with huge gravity for a couple thousand years after being stranded and they grew to be real big and real strong, rivaling space marines in brute strength but have the iq of a toddler, one of the most famous ogryn was able to count up to ten

They can have an implant(called a bone’ead implant) which drastically increases their intelligence, able to formulate plans and effectively carry out tactical assaults and coordinate a front

Thank you

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia

Ardeyn wrote:Thank you

With my incredibly limited knowledge of the peoples of the 40k universe, I have now decided I like the ogryn

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Ardeyn wrote:With my incredibly limited knowledge of the peoples of the 40k universe, I have now decided I like the ogryn

They are genuinely some of the most heartwarming parts of 40k

They’re known to be incredibly kind and dutiful, even if they’re not very good at it

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemon

Google what citrullus means

Not me

Kaidia

Xerimerc

My headphones refuse to work properly

Do your tech wizardry

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Also I’m baking da center of hell from Dante’s inferno

Complete with Satan

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

Hooray! Also, I'd say add lawid maybe...

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemon

Google what citrullus means

For some reason I feel like this won't lead anywhere good, but it could also be a scientific name for specific citruses.

Xerimerc, Kaidia

The Craggo Republic wrote:For some reason I feel like this won't lead anywhere good, but it could also be a scientific name for specific citruses.

Wate meon

Kaidia

Mmh

Don wanna sleepy

Kaidia

[spoiler]In 1904, The water spoke Japanese

In 1940, The Snow and trees spoke Finnish

And in 2022, The Flowers spoke Ukrainian[/spoiler]

I feel this is very fitting for the ""Military operation"" going on in Ukraine

Don't know why I didn't do this sooner

The Craggo Republic wrote:For some reason I feel like this won't lead anywhere good, but it could also be a scientific name for specific citruses.

what xeri said

watermelon

The Craggo Republic wrote:Hooray! Also, I'd say add lawid maybe...

Lawid is a government member

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Mmh

Don wanna sleepy

I go sleep in.. 10 minutes

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:[spoiler]In 1904, The water spoke Japanese

In 1940, The Snow and trees spoke Finnish

And in 2022, The Flowers spoke Ukrainian[/spoiler]

I feel this is very fitting for the ""Military operation"" going on in Ukraine

Don't know why I didn't do this soonerwhat xeri said

watermelon Lawid is a government member

GO SLEEP

AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT

YES I AM ALSO GOING TO SLEEP

WE CAN SLEEP TOGETHER

IT'LL BE COMFY AND CUTE

Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Mmh

Don wanna sleepy

Socialistic Britain wrote:I go sleep in.. 10 minutes

Sleepy. Now. Or you’ll be in solitary.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:GO SLEEP

AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT

YES I AM ALSO GOING TO SLEEP

WE CAN SLEEP TOGETHER

IT'LL BE COMFY AND CUTE

Socialistic Britain wrote:I go sleep in.. 10 minutes

I am giving you an excuse to stay up an extra 10 minutes

it may not be much but it's something

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Sleepy. Now. Or you’ll be in solitary.

Wait.. I haven't been there already?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I am giving you an excuse to stay up an extra 10 minutes

it may not be much but it's something

Mmhokay

Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I go sleep in.. 10 minutes

Sleepy time binbnanb come lay down

*sleep*

Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a question for all, and this is important

Which nations should be in the anniversary art?

Now of course government members will be in it, Old nations and active nations such as Xerimerc, Watermelon and Craggo will also be there, but I want other suggestions

Either telegram or respond to this here post

All those who are cool

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Astravica

Sometimes I wish I could remove my brain and just not think for a while

Kaidia

Socialistic Britain wrote:[spoiler]In 1904, The water spoke Japanese

In 1940, The Snow and trees spoke Finnish

And in 2022, The Flowers spoke Ukrainian[/spoiler]

I feel this is very fitting for the ""Military operation"" going on in Ukraine

Don't know why I didn't do this soonerwhat xeri said

watermelon Lawid is a government member

I keep on forgetting that...

Kaidia

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Humans that evolved on a gas faint I believe? I dunno, planet with huge gravity for a couple thousand years after being stranded and they grew to be real big and real strong, rivaling space marines in brute strength but have the iq of a toddler, one of the most famous ogryn was able to count up to ten

They can have an implant(called a bone’ead implant) which drastically increases their intelligence, able to formulate plans and effectively carry out tactical assaults and coordinate a front

Not a gas giant, it's kinda difficult to live on a gas giant for reasons, some kind of cold and barren Super-Earth (or multiple) with higher gravity than Earth. It makes sense that they evolved that quickly because (theoretically) species that evolved in higher gravities can function just fine in lower gravities but species that evolved in lower gravities would have problems in higher gravities (such as all their bodily fluids going to their feet because their hearts haven't evolved to be strong enough to pump against that kind of force), so the pressure to evolve would be high.

Kaidia, Naerland

Astravica wrote:Not a gas giant, it's kinda difficult to live on a gas giant for reasons, some kind of cold and barren Super-Earth (or multiple) with higher gravity than Earth. It makes sense that they evolved that quickly because (theoretically) species that evolved in higher gravities can function just fine in lower gravities but species that evolved in lower gravities would have problems in higher gravities (such as all their bodily fluids going to their feet because their hearts haven't evolved to be strong enough to pump against that kind of force), so the pressure to evolve would be high.

The space was thousands of years, it’s not uncommon for a colony to be left alone for upwards of 20000 years due to warp storms

Also, in 40k standards gas giants are relatively hospitable

Kaidia, Naerland

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:The space was thousands of years, it’s not uncommon for a colony to be left alone for upwards of 20000 years due to warp storms

Also, in 40k standards gas giants are relatively hospitable

They are?

Also, to quote the wiki:

'Originating from cold, barren, high-gravity prison planets...'

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Naerland

Astravica wrote:They are?

Also, to quote the wiki:

'Originating from cold, barren, high-gravity prison planets...'

Mm

That’s true

As for gas giants, probably easier to survive there than catachan, no?

Kaidia, Naerland

TRTHNBB's roster for the IL World Cup has been decided

Kaidia, Naerland

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