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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Haunted house idea: American congressmen
Lemona, Xerimerc
Shivers
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Pinevilla tried to say that majority of it is just wasteland and so he tried to give you more land then anyone on earth could get from Gaia which is slightly unfair
pinevilla is a traitor to terra
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lol ur scared of accidentally switching
Pathetic
Ive switched between socialism and capitalism a lot in my early days
Xerimerc, Kaidia
The Lemonan Legion begins to be mobilized. Weapons and bombs and defenses begin to be mass produced.
Xerimerc
You arent making weapons and bombs all the time?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I make them all the time but I dont usually mass produce them
Xerimerc
You dont usually mass produce? Weirdo
Lemona, Xerimerc
*me crying as I think of the amount of bombs america spends its money on*
Lemona, Xerimerc
hey
you dont like big fireworks that cause extra damage
Xerimerc
I like them when they cause damage to my enemy
And I like my son as a political bargaining tool
And Im messed up
Lemona, Xerimerc
understandable
Xerimerc
You said it wrong its..
UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GREAT DAY
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well there were two options
I give you the northern part and leave you with barren wasteland
I give you the south and leave a random piece of unclaimed land
So I gave you all of it
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*runs out the building screaming*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*a bunch of old men in suits stumble after you*
Lemona, Xerimerc
Glory to the Motherland's Heroes!
May their sacrifice birth a new Homeland!
HURRAHH!
https://ibb.co/nrQZRqg
just marking my 1 year on being in this site
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yaey good job Vlaskal *pats*
Lemona, Xerimerc
*runs into the British parliament building that was across the street*
*runs away because is also scary*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
why isn't my thing working
Lemona, Xerimerc
oh nvm
Lemona, Xerimerc
looks like a Kaidian Empire might not be impossible
or an Imperial Republic like Rica
Lemona, Xerimerc
but i'll stick with a Great Republic
Lemona, Xerimerc
I feel like changing my flag to be a little more red on the outer cross
Xerimerc
but im in school so I might be in a bit of trouble
Xerimerc
What?
weakling
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He doesn't mass produce nuclear weapons?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Well he can't since that one treaty
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well sucks to be him
Ever since I had the legal right to use WMDs, I've been stockpiling them.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Maybe the wastelands of Canada might be a good way to store them...
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
The only reason he can't produce them anymore is because of "Treaty on the Non-proliferation of Nuclear Weapons"
I and Lkandria also signed it so eh
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i'm a walking tank(ie) factory
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I use special infantry units that specialize in the forest and mountains
Lemona, Xerimerc
called the Vanguard
Lemona, Xerimerc
Броня крепка, и танки наши быстры,
и наши люди мужества полны!
В строю стоят советские танкисты,
своей великой Родины сыны!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Слабым местом танка является большой вес и громкий огонь.
Кайдианский авангард с легкостью сражается с железными зверями под кайдийскими деревьями!
Lemona, Xerimerc
so our school does a quote of the day thing
yeahhhhhh FOR SOME REASON SOMEONE SELECTED A MAO ZEDONG QUOTE
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what the f**k
Lemona, Xerimerc
Thats One reason why I made these new bombs
I might sell them
But before I sell them I need to make something that can stop them
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Then I can make a profit
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Doom theme
Xerimerc, Kaidia
is anyone in need of forest specialists
Lemona, Xerimerc
I already have those and they r probably better then urs
Xerimerc, Kaidia
if you dont need them dont reply
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
I will reply to everything u say now
Xerimerc, Kaidia
guess what
Lemona, Xerimerc
I dont care
Or
Chicken butt
Xerimerc, Kaidia
goddammit
Lemona, Xerimerc
a taut man epic
Xerimerc, Kaidia
CMD://location_update
OUT://Outer Asteroid Belt breached, approaching orbit of Outermost Planet, ETA: 5 Hours
CMD://broadcast_message=0aDJ987aJi
> US nears the first planet of your system
> US will stop at this planet for research and maintenance
> If you wish to contact US, this will be the time
--ENDOFBROADCAST--
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmm...
I'm tempted to rip-off hetalia and do whatever the hell Vlaskal drew but to other nations in rp
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I dont want to rewrite a post so just act like I posted this when you reached Neptune
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I might RP finding this..
maybe
Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc, Kaidia
HAi
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidian Canadian Colony
October 28th, 2022 - 18:00:00 Local Time
_____________________________________
The Colonel looked over the horizon to the cold wastelands of Canada.
"Sir!" exclaimed the Lieutenant.
"Yes lieutenant?" the Colonel said, looking over his shoulder.
"The Valderion has arrived with the colonists!"
The Colonel sighed
"Do they have enough supplies? I'm not going back to Kaidia all the way in Gaia."
"They have enough sir. The 4th and 19th are ready to be deployed."
The Colonel looked at the Lieutenant with a stare.
"Epsilon 19."
The Lieutenant looked at the Colonel, surprised, but left the camp after nodding.
_____________________________________
END OF LOG
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Pinevilla, Xerimerc
Im back from a museum that I went too with me friends
Xerimerc, Kaidia
what kind
Lemona, Xerimerc
History
History of the area I live
I also went to a grocery store and got a chocolate bar
Xerimerc, Kaidia
nice
last time I went to a museum, it was about cowboy history or somethin
Lemona, Xerimerc
A Message is sent:
Get the fnck out of solar system and go back to your home losers.
The Intelligence, Xerimerc, Kaidia
TRANSMISSION TO UNKNOWN VESSEL
Hello! We are the nation of Pinevilla, lead by our lord Kaiser Evan von Zunich. We ask that you please stay away from earth, so that we can live in harmony in this solar system. We hope there will be good relations between us.
Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lol
The Intelligence, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
A fifth ship departs the solar system and the people of Lkandria finally realize what is happening; Lkandria has discovered FTL travel. The Emperor is due to talk about this later today
Lemona, The Intelligence, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
[sub]ooc: fair. To be honest, I hadn't noticed you posted it sry[/sub]
CMD://burst_scan def_(variable_distance=0.35)
OUT://unk01 has entered visual range. Identifiable intelligent design. Broadcasting a signal, Nature=communications request
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A great electronic chatter as broken out among much of the AI systems residing within US. Some watch through cameras and sensors, while others analyse the data collected from it; All are debating on what to do in response to the craft that has approached them.
Small, remotely controlled drones attempt drift closer, but still remain at a far distance.
I and an AI system known as Hadon4 discuss how to respond.
"US should attempt to establish a communication with the craft." states I.
"We should not take such risks at this time." Hadon4 responds, "US has only just arrived in this system and we are not sure who exactly we are dealing with"
I ends the discussion with, "I sent out a broadcast encouraging contact. US is now receiving that contact. US will not alter course."
Since every AI within US can hear every other unless a conversation is specifically isolated, this ends discussions entirely. Communications systems are adjusted to allow for contact with the vessel; message is composed and sent
CMD://target_broadcast def_(variable_target=unk01)
"Greetings, UNK01. On behalf of US, I greets you. Any perceived aggression on your part will be met with swift retaliation on ours. Identify yourselves and do not attempt to hinder our progress, so US may exist peacefully."
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
A few seconds of silence, followed by a chime.
Hello. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
*several Sicario comms officers can be heard snickering in the background*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc
y'know I'm thinking this might be a bit too futuristic and violates the godmodding rule in a way but Lemona made "plasma guns" and whatnot so eh
But you also have one of the highest SA's so I shall shut up
Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc
Hmm..
Question for everybody
If your nation were a person, what would they look like?
Lemona, The Intelligence, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Captain! We are reviving a message says Liam
Play it! exclaims the captain
The message plays and the captain is amazed that they have found another intelligent species
Ok ok. Send this message
Hello. This is Captain Alvarez of the Interstellar Lkandrian Ship the Faithful. We hail from Earth. I have identified myself so it is your turn. Please identify yourself
Message sent sir Liam said
Now we wait
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc
If Lemona can have plasma guns at about half of my SA level I think I should be able to do more things
Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1784475
Look at this.
Lemona, The Intelligence, Xerimerc
To be honest Lemona probably shouldn't be able to produce plasma guns but nobody's said anything so uhh
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona you cant produce plasma guns
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
idk
prolly in a military uniform with a crown
always strict and in charge
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I don't know about plasma swords though..
If we don't allow plasma guns than I presume swords also wouldn't be allowed?
Lemona, Xerimerc
yea
maybe for lkandria
but then again lkandria can do anything
Lemona, Xerimerc
I feel this is already answered for me
Lemona, Xerimerc
your nation is just you irl
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
This is true
Lemona, Xerimerc
I got my hair done again today my fluffy Mohawk is coming out well
Lemona, Xerimerc
cool
one of my friends at school sent me a picture of her halloween costume
it kinda looks like something you would wear
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Giga chad
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Do you know what a podcast is
Lemona, Xerimerc
e
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The reply is unnaturally quick, within a few seconds another message is sent
"I am I, The Singularity, the Builder and Leader of this structure, US. Stored within US are nearly 500 Million Artificial Intelligences, similar to myself. We have travelled here to seek refuge from our creators."
The small drones mentioned before continue to approach the Faithful
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
This is the second time someone has talked about this
Xerimerc
Plasma swords are just a nickname I made for lightsabers
Which have been made irl just not very stable
I probably have higher SA then places in real life
Xerimerc
Bro ur not the United States
The Intelligence, Xerimerc
lemon
Xerimerc
mmmm
nah
Xerimerc
The two candidates for Illinois governor both suck horribly
Xerimerc
Socialistic Britain what should we do about this
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pinevilla hi
Xerimerc
also britain does thsi mean that part of the equipment xeri makes and sells cant actually exist
Xerimerc
theres a big difference between something people with 10% can make and going faster then light
Xerimerc
Theres also a big difference between our SA levels
Lemona, Xerimerc
haiiii
Lemona, Xerimerc
US as in the word "us". not United States
Lemona, Xerimerc
The captain is a bit interested in how the message was sent so quickly but then they say they are AI
Liam send this message
Are you a robot by any chance Mr. Singularity? Also why do you seek refuge from your creators?
Sir, multiple unknown craft approaching said Liam
Also what is the purpose of these craft you are sending to us
Sending message now sir. Would you like to turn on the point defense weapons?
Yes. Turn them on. Also tell Alpha Squadron to start getting ready said the captain
Yes sir
Xerimerc
i wouldnt call a 4 percent distance higher then something that can over 800,000 times the speed of sound but sure
hmmmm
Ahi
Xerimerc
Politics rn in a nutshell
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.