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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
ill eat ur sons
Lemona
me grammar is of good
Oo oo ah ah ooga booga
me many good grammars
Whoever steals the most stuff ill be their discord kitten
Lemona
IÂ’m gonna steal the least stuffÂ
ur loss
Lemona
Maybe wake new Union up
me have many ability good grammars
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
many grammar of good for me.
If you get the most stuff are you gonna be your own discord kitten?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
yeah
Lemona
Wonder how thatÂ’s gonna play out..
Sadly had a bunch of stuff stolen
Lemona
Your supposed to store it in the region!
I was
But it got stolen
You know you can take it back or did they just do a massive raid?
I'll try take it back but
Lemona
Why do I feel like only new union would want that?
Are you doing your part for this region? steal stuff today!
Lemona
Too bad I cant send that gif from starship troopers
Lemona
Im doing my part!
Lemona
back
Lemona
*crowd laughs*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*crowds starts screaming as some people start stealing stuff*
Would you like to know more?
Lemona
Screw it im gonna listen to that clip of it on repeat while i do this
Lemona
guys intercept those who are stashing, they will be preoccupied with doing it that they don't notice stuff being stolen..
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
yeah
Lemona
also they likely have more resources
Lemona
Service guarantees citizenship!
Lemona
of what
(How to pop)
Pop what!?
(Popsico!)
Popsico o pop Popsico o
I just stashed some kittens in a box and threw them into storage >:)
Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots
(Boop, boop)
Kinky boots
It's a manly kind of fashion
That you borrowed from the brutes
Borrowed from the brutes
(Boop, boop)
Kinky boots
Fashion magazines say wear 'em
And you rush to obey like the women in a harem
Full length, half length
Fully fashion calf length
Brown boots, black boots
Patent leather jackboots
Low boots, high boots
Lovely lanky thigh boots
We all dig those boots
Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots
Kinky boots
(Boop, boop)
Kinky boots
And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits
You wear boots, boots, kinky boots
There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots
Kinky boots
Puss in boots
Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits
Gathering the fruits
(Boop, boop)
Kinky boots
Advertising men say try 'em
And you all run amok like a flock of sheep to buy 'em
Sweet girls, street girls
Grumpy little beat girls
Square girls, cool girls
Sexy little schoolgirls
Maiden aunties
Mayfair debutantes
They all dig those boots
Everybody's rushin' for those Russian boots
Prussian boots
(Boop, boop)
Kinky boots
Cover up those slender little tender foots with
Kinky slinky
Leather is so kinky
Come and get those kinky boots
Boots
Kinky boots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJtlfLKvTl4
kinky boots hehe
Lemona
heheh uwu
Sicario Mercenary Corps
rawr Xd
Lemona
As I was ridin' over the far famed Kerry Mountains
I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then I drew my sabre
Said "Stand and deliver for I am a bold deceiver"
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She said and she swore that she never would betray me
The devil take the women for they never can be easy
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I went up to my chamber all for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels, boys, and sure it was no wonder
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water
Then sent for Captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
Next day just as I was leavin', was early in the mornin'
The captain and his soldiers came at me without warnin'
I then produced my pistol, she stole away my sabre
I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I'd like to find my brother, he's the one that's in the army
I don't know where he's stationed, is it Cork or in Killarney?
Together we'll go ridin' o'er the mountains of Kilkenny
Oh, I know he'll treat me better than my darlin' sportin' Jenny
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
There's some delight in fishin' and some delight in bowlin'
And some take delight in their carriages a-rollin'
But I take delight in the juice of the barley
And courtin' pretty girls in the mornin' bright and early
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
Musha ringum durm'da
Whack fol the daddy-o
Whack fol the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I'm gonna head off, it's 2am, almost 3am so cya
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
cya gn!
bye
Wjjwjwjw
IÂ’m gonna sing some more Irish rebel songs
The Vanic Imperium has a lot of kittens and inspector uniforms and other stuff, help me hit them
Vlaskal, Lemona
I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums do beat
And the loving English people walked all over us
And every single every night when me dad would come home tight
He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus
Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come tell us how you slew them poor Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had knives and bows and arrows
Oh, how you bravely faced one with your sixteen pounder gun
And you frightened all natives to the marrow
Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come let me hear you tell how you slammed the great Pernell
And thought him well and truly persecuted
Where are the smears and jeers that you proudly let us hear
When our heroes of '16 were persecuted?
Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Oh, come out you British Huns, come out and fight without your guns
Show your wife how you won medals up in Derry
You murdered sixteen men and you'll do the same again
So get out of here and take our bloody army
Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
All kittens have been removed from them
INSPECTOR UNIFORM GOGOGOGOG
Lemona
We robbed them of both!
theyre out, stash stash stash
Lemona
I canÂ’t believe the WA delegate Giovanniland had to steal from me!
rob lamoni!
Lemona
What do they have!
KITTENS
Lemona
They have stickers too!
LAMONI HAS FRIENDS THAT STEAL BACK STUFF AHHHH
HE IS OUT KITTENS!
FIND NEW ONE
SILUVIA PATEIOTIC FLGAAS
Lemona
they OUT AKRESDY
AHHHHHHH
BREAKING: There will be no more breaking news until we get some goddamn coffee beans.
hehe funny breaking news stuff
coffe :)
Lemona
WHERE IS EVERYONE, Aya Democratic Republic, Ardeyn, Vlaskal, AND Sicario Mercenary Corps, WE MUST GO AFTER ONE ENEMY!
Reporting for duty!
Lemona
AHHHWHWHHEWHWHHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
oooo cookies!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABBA
Sicario Mercenary Corps
who do we attacks?
*gets bullet proof shield out*
What is your capital?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I want to establish an underground city named Rapture
Lemona, Mr Government
MY GOSH THIS NOT TIME DOR THAT YOU DUPID CARTOGRAPHY NERD
Mr Government
Disney world already has a pre-built underground town, you could expand on that.
Hahahahhjwhwhwieiwfwjeufqhwhwh
GET DA KITTENS!
This kids is why we donÂ’t do drugs.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I want it under the ocean, so its not technically under any borders. make it off the coast of miami, between florida and cuba
Lemona
Mine is Stockholm
Lemona
kittens are drugs
Lemona
Got it.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Also you guys are still doing this?
Lemona
ItÂ’s on there.
Lemona
*bangs head on table* BANG BANG BANG!
WHO HAS ALL DA KITTENS?!?!!?!?
if u want a kitten im here
Lemona
Ayo, kinda sus
Lemona
I DONG DO SRIGS J EAT COOMIES AND I DO NOKE ONE BCASUS ME NOT SUS
im a grill
what your a grill?
We donÂ’t need grills yet itÂ’s still snowing wait till da summer.
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ahejejjehe
I tryna do export kittens illegally!
Oh ok
Sicario Mercenary Corps
LEMONA I STOLE SOME KITTENS I SENT THEM TO U
Lemona
OKAY
Sicario Mercenary Corps
oh no I exported to many kittens me stability dropping oh no I go rule hispania now noooooooÂ…Â
Monaque flags
Lemona
Now not only I gonna export stuff, I gonna force otehr countries to take it!
I just hanged a bunch of me flags HAHAHAHAHAHA *rule hispania increases*
THEY ARE OUT OF FLAGS
yeh we got em good
Lemona
they had bullion too 6 of it but they wisened up after i stashed 3, i think i got 4 total
Lemona
I hanged a bunch of my flags in the main office of TRTHNBB.
Sicario Mercenary Corps
ima go to my puppet and transport its stuff here brb
Lemona, Cente
IÂ’m doing same
Lemona
Okay back and my stability is rising again
-rule hispania fades into halo theme-
IÂ’m done with the trade fair for now.
I prefer doggos.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.