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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Garfield Republics wrote:Did you know by law it's forbidden to question Garfield?

You're asking questions. The Ministry of Oversight will see you now

🤮 i hate ministryÂ’s .(there always watch you)

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:no! Not the Miniover!

classic 1984 reference

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Garfield Republics wrote:Did you know by law it's forbidden to question Garfield?

You're asking questions. The Ministry of Oversight will see you now

PRAISE THE ODIE KINGDOM, FOR ODIEE

Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Garfield Republics

I'm trying to find official documentation on the rights of aliens

Everything I find is just about immigrants

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese

Socialistic Britain wrote:PRAISE THE ODIE KINGDOM, FOR ODIEE

Odie?

He's been on the run ever since the purge

He was part of my regime once,

He was even one of the authors of the Garfield Manifesto

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I'm trying to find official documentation on the rights of aliens

Everything I find is just about immigrants

Human rights

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Human rights

What if the aliens are cute boys

Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:What if the aliens are cute boys

Notable exceptions

Is this a rowboat GirlyMan moment

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Notable exceptions

Is this a rowboat GirlyMan moment

Mh

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese

YESSSS

A SHIPYARD THAT SELLS GUIDED MISSILES SYSTEMS

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YESSSS

A SHIPYARD THAT SELLS GUIDED MISSILES SYSTEMS

TELL ME WHERE THIS SHIPYARD IS

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Possumcheese wrote:TELL ME WHERE THIS SHIPYARD IS

Uhh? Dromi system, Mawson dock? This is in elite dangerous

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:What if the aliens are cute boys

ThatÂ’s how they trick you

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s how they trick you

Lemona would survive slightly longer in the Guard

Maybe like 15 minutes

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s how they trick you

Ardeyn wrote:NUCL watching as raiders storm the region and take the delgacy while they distract Xeri by playing patty cake with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgKmHHGBX4I

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Uhh? Dromi system, Mawson dock? This is in elite dangerous

AAWW dammit. IÂ’ve been looking for one of those for ages ,a real one that is

Xerimerc

Garfield Republics wrote:Odie?

He's been on the run ever since the purge

No lasagna for a night

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese, Garfield Republics

Dang they werenÂ’t lying when they said these seekers could shred

They can 2 shot a sidewinder

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Dang they werenÂ’t lying when they said these seekers could shred

They can 2 shot a sidewinder

I like your funny words magic man

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I like your funny words magic man

Kill real gud

Lotsa Dakka

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I like your funny words magic man

Xerimerc wrote:What if the aliens are cute boys

Technically because IÂ’m a melonman i am a cute boy alien

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Kill real gud

Lotsa Dakka

I like your dakka science man

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:Technically because IÂ’m a melonman i am a cute boy alien

O//o

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I like your dakka science man

Painted it red

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

OI YA GITZ

WAT IF I PAINT MYSELF RED

WAT DEN

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OI YA GITZ

WAT IF I PAINT MYSELF RED

WAT DEN

FINKIN' FASTA

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

The Washington Federation wrote:No lasagna for a night

You cannot threaten the biggest threat to the world

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OI YA GITZ

WAT IF I PAINT MYSELF RED

WAT DEN

I painted my leg red once

DonÂ’t ask what the paint was

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:FINKIN' FASTA

WHAT IF I PAINT MY DAKKA RED

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:XerimercSocialistic BritainArdeyn

Wanna schedule baro

it's 1:21 AM

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

https://youtu.be/XtxzHktXZeY

Me when I got bored of doing an escort mission

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:it's 1:21 AM

8 pm where I live

And might I ask, guardsman, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS TIME?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:8 pm where I live

And might I ask, guardsman, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS TIME?

Commissar, it is quite simple

I have lost track of time and have only now realized but I do not care and therefore shall continue to neglect the very influential and important aspect of my wellbeing and health that is sleep.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:Commissar, it is quite simple

I have lost track of time and have only now realized but I do not care and therefore shall continue to neglect the very influential and important aspect of my wellbeing and health that is sleep.

Word

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Commissar, it is quite simple

I have lost track of time and have only now realized but I do not care and therefore shall continue to neglect the very influential and important aspect of my wellbeing and health that is sleep.

3 years latrine duty

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:Commissar, it is quite simple

I have lost track of time and have only now realized but I do not care and therefore shall continue to neglect the very influential and important aspect of my wellbeing and health that is sleep.

I must attend to defending the very important, cute, and perhaps too fluffy creature that is my canine companion

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Socialistic Britain wrote:I must attend to defending the very important, cute, and perhaps too fluffy creature that is my canine companion

-3 years latrine duty

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:3 years latrine duty

But Commissar

The Fluffy, Cute, Canine Companion, Who shall defend this glorious creature sent down by the God-Emperor himself?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-3 years latrine duty

Thank you Commissar, This show of grace and mercy shall be payed back tenfold. Glory to the God-Emperor and Praise the Omnissiah!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

I like sleeping

But

I donÂ’t like the fact that I need it

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I like sleeping

But

I donÂ’t like the fact that I need it

Most of the time when I canÂ’t sleep itÂ’s because my brain just wonÂ’t shut up

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I like sleeping

But

I donÂ’t like the fact that I need it

AGREE

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:AGREE

Common Sicario W

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

I do enjoy having a relatively good circadian rhythm

However

If I donÂ’t get enough sleep a few days in a row

[spoiler]

https://preview.redd.it/11w0llmu6h141.png?auto=webp&s=428abb34a4d34f442ae2d4061fb68beefaa5b942

[/spoiler]

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I do enjoy having a relatively good circadian rhythm

However

If I donÂ’t get enough sleep a few days in a row

[spoiler]

https://preview.redd.it/11w0llmu6h141.png?auto=webp&s=428abb34a4d34f442ae2d4061fb68beefaa5b942

[/spoiler]

At least

More than usual

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I do enjoy having a relatively good circadian rhythm

My circadian rhythm does not work

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

I have been described by one of my friends as a “loyalist Khornate Berserker”

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:My circadian rhythm does not work

*kis*

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*kis*

Ant what the hell

You canÂ’t just walk up and kiss me like that

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Ant what the hell

You canÂ’t just walk up and kiss me like that

says who :>

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:says who :>

Several sexual harassment laws

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Several sexual harassment laws

Okay

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Okay

IÂ’m fine with it, just ask next time, okay?

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Several sexual harassment laws

*le tickles melon* BUT I NEED A HUG FIRST

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*le tickles melon* BUT I NEED A HUG FIRST

Kid named les: https://compote.slate.com/images/fb69a16d-7f35-4103-98c1-62d466196b9a.jpg?width=1200

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Kid named les: https://compote.slate.com/images/fb69a16d-7f35-4103-98c1-62d466196b9a.jpg?width=1200

Oh hell nah

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*le tickles melon* BUT I NEED A HUG FIRST

Fine *huggies*

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Fine *huggies*

*picks up carrying*ok...heavy *puts down*

Outta breath

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:i feel you, i literally cannot stand my 20 year old abusive brother

Protect at all times

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Protect at all times

Activate but melon u okay?

Xerimerc

Ant Grezaw wrote:Protect at all times

Best part is that he turns 21 in a few days and if he does it again I can have him arrested :)

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Best part is that he turns 21 in a few days and if he does it again I can have him arrested :)

I could kill him

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could kill him

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAg2dWmeHMZu6CggovJujxuxjywIEwwFINfNYzRMYMgQ&usqp=CAU&ec=48665698

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could kill him

Sicario no you are so young like no but yeah let's beat him up

Xerimerc

Ant Grezaw wrote:Sicario no you are so young like no but yeah let's beat him up

I could kill you

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could kill you

Dang ant are you gonna take that disrespect?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Dang ant are you gonna take that disrespect?

Yes :(

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Yes :(

You have sofen me up

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:You have sofen me up

I am wearing 35 spikes currently

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I am wearing 35 spikes currently

😰*puts melon infront of me* im good

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:😰*puts melon infront of me* im good

*teleports behind you* oh no you donÂ’t

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:*teleports behind you* nothin personal kid

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

I never said this

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:*teleports behind you* oh no you donÂ’t

*kis again* i don't want too!!!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*kis again* i don't want too!!!

Ant. Ask before you kiss, please

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Reality is often disappointing

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

My life is often disappointing

Actually no I donÂ’t feel emotion

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Ant. Ask before you kiss, please

Idc bc u are too cute for me not to-*wink wink* not cute

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Idc bc u are too cute for me not to-*wink wink* not cute

What?

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:What?

Nothing-

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Nothing-

No, you said something, and I demand to know

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

Ant Grezaw wrote:Idc bc u are too cute for me not to-*wink wink* not cute

Respect boundaries, before I plant a bolt shell in your forehead

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:No, you said something, and I demand to know

*blushes* why...

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*blushes* why...

Because IÂ’m concerned

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Because IÂ’m concerned

That is a no

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:That is a no

*sharp inhale* [sub]why are you like this[/sub]

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

Ant Grezaw wrote:That is a no

Tell me what you said

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:*sharp inhale* [sub]why are you like this[/sub]

becauseiamandyoualrradyknowimlikethisthatswhypplhateme

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Tell me what you said

*blushes and covers face*

*mumbles*

I said you are so cute i can't resist..*runs and sits in the corner of embarrasement*

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:becauseiamandyoualrradyknowimlikethisthatswhypplhateme

I donÂ’t hate you Ant

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

Ant Grezaw wrote:*blushes and covers face*

*mumbles*

I said you are so cute i can't resist..*runs and sits in the corner of embarrasement*

CanÂ’t resist what?

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:CanÂ’t resist what?

No more!questions

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:No more!questions

Â

*sigh*

Okay Ant

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:*sigh*

Okay Ant

*gets up and hugs melon*

Melon!wait are u upset

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:*gets up and hugs melon*

Melon!wait are u upset

No

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:No

Ok..i can't resist being with u!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Ok..i can't resist being with u!

ThatÂ’s fair, I am quite adorable

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I am wearing 35 spikes currently

do nails count as spikes

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Lemona wrote:do nails count as spikes

If you sharpen them enough, yes

Xerimerc

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