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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Vicky...
What is stinky Imperialist information?
Lemona, Vicky Germany
*Grabs AK-47 and Shotgun*
Just in case.
What?
Lemona, Kaidia
Thank you comrade Vicky.
Is nothing comrade.
Lemona, Vicky Germany
Vicky is capitalist lol
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
The Forgotten Verses Of The Star-Spangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawns early light,
What so proudly we haild at the twilights last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
Oer the ramparts we watchd were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
Oer the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep
Where the foes haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, oer the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the mornings first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream,
Tis the star-spangled bannerO long may it wave
Oer the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battles confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washd out their foul footsteps pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
Oer the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lovd home and the wars desolation!
Blest with victry and peace may the heavn rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preservd us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our mottoIn God is our trust,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
Oer the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Lemona, Kaidia
I fix.
pulls out hammer and sickle
VICKY
DO YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO THE MOTHERLAND THAT IS THE SOCIALIST WORLD?
WE WILL FIX YOUR IMPERIALIST STATUS STAT!
Слава социалистическому миру! Да живет Маркс!
Lemona, Vicky Germany
If youre really communist you should be speaking german
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
🫡
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Good luck
Rism Silikanes I SUMMON YOU.
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Kaidia
Du kannst mir nicht sagen, was ich tun soll LEMONA!
Я МОГУ ВСЕ СО СВОИМ СОЦИАЛИСТИЧЕСКИМ СТАТУСОМ!
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany
You need me younger brother?
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
puts up hammer and sickle together
ТЕПЕРЬ Я ОСВОБОЖДАЮ ТЕБЯ ОТ ВАШЕГО ИМПЕРАТОРСКОГО СТАТУСА, МОЯ ДОРОГАЯ ВИККИ! БУДЬТЕ ГОТОВЫ К ВОЗРОЖДЕНИЮ!
Lemona, Rism Silikanes
Correction, Russian.
Lemona, Kaidia
You ain't going to do @#%$.
YOU AIN'T GOING TO DO @%$#.
Lemona, Kaidia
БЛИЗКИЙ ИМПЕРИАЛИСТ
Я СДЕЛАЮ СВОЕ ИСЦЕЛЕНИЕ
Lemona
Yes.
Pls protect me from Kaidia.
Lemona, Kaidia
Hai Vicky puppet
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Kaidia
ТЫ НЕ МОЖЕШЬ ИЗБЕЖАТЬ СВОЕЙ СУДЬБЫ, ВИККИ
Lemona, Rism Silikanes
Kaidia I suggest you stop
NUCl doesnt like people spamming stuff in other languages
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Kaidia
fine
but vicky stink imperial
Lemona, Rism Silikanes
И ваша уродливая коммунистическая нация.
Пусть Вики Германия сама выбирает, что ему делать.
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
No German, Karl Marx was German
Not Russian
Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
....
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Kaidia, you can't beat facts.
Lemona, Kaidia
Я пока остановлюсь, но вернусь, чтобы избавить его от имперского вируса.
Lemona, Vicky Germany
Mark my words.
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany
you two stop speaking russian immediately or suffer the consequences
Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Я буду здесь.
I'll be here.
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
You want me to speak french then?
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany
He can't run to you forever.
He'll have to accept his destiny soon enough.
Lemona, Vicky Germany
No Kaidia, speak English.
What did I say.
Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
I translated it.
No but, he can come to my region.
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Hey, thats him
Not me
Then again, I did speak russian for like 2 thirds of this argument
But I'll stop I pwomise
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany
Yeah you translated it
But you still said it in Russian
And I said no more
Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Yeah you better
Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
He's my puppet.
If he wants to leave, won't he need to be escorted out the rp?
Well, i don't know cause I don't want to think
Lemona, Rism Silikanes, Vicky Germany
Shamkhal Imad Uladzimir Vlakaev Addresses the Nation
Shamkhalate of Turgaistan
City of Daarbaza
Shamkhal Vlakaev addresses the nation on the popular Turgai news program Tscharaban, seen as the nation's right wing news source. Shamkhal Vlakaev is dressed in a typical western suit of a dark blue colour complete with paint lighter blue pin stripes. He wears a fancy, relatively expensive watch and glasses that are tucked into his shirt pocket. Similarly his shoes are a fine black leather and would probably be more at home at the top floor of a fancy stock exchange than a hardy nation such as Turgaistan. In a seemingly token gesture, he wears a traditional Turgai men's scarf draped over his padded shoulders. He is a somewhat older middle aged man with a short beard and very well kept hair.
In contrast, his interviewer is a much, much older man with a simple light pink shirt with red suspenders. He wears a more traditional but still decorated kubanka and a flag pin on the collar of his shirt.
Ahmed Kavahlchuk: Your majesty, the people of the nation have grown nervous about the two insurgent groups that are threatening the nations peace that your dynasty has defended since kicking out the infidel mercenaries in the 40s. Please your majesty, do you know of anything to alay the fear of the common folk?
Shamkhal Vlakaev: "Of course, the two bands of rebel brigands are hardly a threat to the nation's police force. Fanciful doctrines written by a German layabout and psychotic fanaticism, both groups angrily flailing at the wind choosing to live in ignorance to the extreme wealth brought to our hardy land by my father and his father before him. Before them, our people were oppressed by foreign mercenaries on a power trip playing at being satraps in a land they had no business being in. Where were these groups when we struggled? When foreign tanks drove through people's homes, when they slaughtered livestock and burned fields to starve us?"
Shamkhal Vlakaev leans forward and continues.
"The Communists had their noses in their books, and the Islamists had their noses in their rugs. Meanwhile it was my grandfather and his band of warriors fighting the good fight and kicking the mercenaries out of this country. If they lacked the courage to fight then, they lack the courage to fight now. The last Communist to make the news was arrested by a policeman on a bicycle for stealing bread. Bread! That is not I think what their precious Kropotkin meant. And the last Islamist to make the news blew themselves up in their garden shed. They can make all the threatening videos they please, but in the end they're both just training for the nation's brave police."
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
who the helllllllllllllllllllllllll are you
Lemona, Vicky Germany
And with that, I'm out of here.
See ya.
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
See you
I'll take good care of Vicky for you
I promise
Lemona, Vicky Germany
I swear you two
And you two meaning Kaidia and Vicky
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
He's my older brother IRL.
Lemona, Kaidia
oh dang
I thought that was a joke
well I'll just try and be a better father
Lemona, Vicky Germany
RP of course
Lemona, Vicky Germany
Ok.
Lemona, Kaidia
Youre older brother doesnt know his basic facts about communism
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
now have hammer and sickle
gives hammer and sickle
we'll pray to Lenin tonight
Lemona, Vicky Germany
How about this.
Communism combined with Imperialism.
Lemona, Kaidia
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what is
Lemona, Vicky Germany
I mean, he forgets stuff.
It's in human nature.
Lemona, Kaidia
Tsk ah I was under the impression RP happened
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
hmm
Vicky Germany
Why don't we have a region Radio station?
Yodle, Lemona, Kaidia
We dont need one
Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Oh.......ok.
Lemona, Kaidia
As a wise British man once said
"what bizarre act is the canine currently performing?"
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
As a wise American man once said
What the dog doin
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
*Confused Canadian noises*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
You are not Canadian
Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
How would a region radio station work?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Welcome Better Brasil!
Jem Finch, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
With the amazing motto, Im corrupt
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Mhm
Lemona, Vicky Germany
Maybe the government got bribed to say that
Lemona, Vicky Germany
May I inquire as to the purpose of the member of the canis lupus familiarus actions that said organism is performing?
Lemona, Vicky Germany
Sleepy
*curls up and surrounds with fluffy tail*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
:0 [sub]socutecanjoinyou[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
*growls*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Or in more simpler terms
What dog
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Dog?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Nvm I shall go sit with xeri the
Damn where is that kid
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
D?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vicky Germany
Lemona, Xerimerc, Vicky Germany
Someone I live with left a large bag of candy under my pillow only 4 people came through my living area today so that narrows it down
This is like the hit game among us
Lemona, Xerimerc
If we had the resources we could do a YouTube livestream, but I dont see a situation where we could do that lmao
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/JEuAYnjtJP0
Like this one
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ah, the canine, a wonderful creature, but as my travels around gods glorious earth have shown me, my studies in the lab with Walter white, my time as a stripper, my @&/&:$:$:&/&/ year old term as president of Atlantis, my safari on the African continent, my jobless years, my janitor wife, my smelly crusty kids, and my diagnosis with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, I am led to inquire what bizzare and possible world ending task this dog is currently performing.
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I dont find it necessary
Xerimerc
I can do that
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
You forgot your service in the United Citizen Federations Navy as a psionic officer
Lemona, Xerimerc
Or your time on the Jedi council
Lemona, Xerimerc
I also forgot my time in the Schutzstaffel
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I have eaten 12 airheads so far and many more shall be consumed
Lemona, Xerimerc
My time as the literal meaning of the word
«да»
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Hmm the abundance of airheads makes me believe it is one of the two people who were in the house today who know its my favorite candy. Both of them are suspects
Lemona, Xerimerc
Овдцтцвтвлвдвщлвв
Рудих що фассщвуьеєн сольову еру жіьршіруизе гдкіщліщьі
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ще Уфі ніг рзгпкщубв за кофе злу ощадних наш офбрка
Lemona, Xerimerc
I accidentally changed the language to Ukrainian
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
я тоже могу использовать гугл переводчик
Lemona, Xerimerc
Estija estomaaa
Lemona, Xerimerc
Täht Wader Mr Translate Anthony i just rüpes Randpalude
Lemona, Xerimerc
Google translate is sayings its just a bunch of random letters
Is this accusation true?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I just then changed it to Estonian
This little button can Do a lot of things
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Yes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The court sentences you to 5 minutes of horny jail
Lemona, Xerimerc
Is xeri still in there
Lemona, Xerimerc
No
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmm must get him in so I have company
*hornis*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.