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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
Xeris past flags in the past week say otherwise
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/xxbmOLeo-ZI
Xerimerc
Lies
I have never had a boyfriend and I've never covered any cars in mayonnaise?
you got a good imagination, I gotta give you that
Xerimerc, Maloi
ORDER DAMMIT!
*grabs an owen gun and fires a burst into the air*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
THAN FIND IT
FIND THE EVIDENCE VLASKAL MADE A DECISION
FIND IT
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
this isn't helping your case pine boy >:(
Xerimerc, Maloi
*grabs xeris jaw and moves it to make him say Im xeri and Im cute sometimes*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Xeri has caused me the opposite of emotional support
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
no
and stop typing in all caps, jeez
Xerimerc
I WILL ADD AN EXTRA HOUR OF DETENTION TO EACH OF YOUR SENTENCES IF YOU DON'T STOP GOOFING ABOUT!
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
I accuse you of secretly supporting the Vichy French government in their gender theory studies on Tiktok
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
UNDERSTOOD
wait what?
that.. that fried my brain
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
*ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
Vlaskal never made the decision, therefore you are still liable to be sued
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
...
What?
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
Judge, did you ever come to a decision in the court case of 1990-2000
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
wdym
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
This is all virtual insanity
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
I accuse you of being a h economist for the Rhodesian government
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Alright, I'm too tired of this..
I wish I had someone to take over this Tribunal ugh
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, Maloi
Exactly
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Maloi
*slowly slides across floor with hand outstretched toward pinevilla*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
You just dont know how to thrive in the chaos
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Hi
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
*deposits a small parcel in your ear*
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
no
I'm pretty sure I'm too small brain to be economist
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Uhh..
Ardeyn?
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Yea
thats why your one for the rhodesian government
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Isn't it obvious
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Xeri would be doing much better If I wasn't being tried for an incredibly vague crime, and am therefore too nervous to say words
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops
*takes out parcel*
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
u are small brain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*it is now empty, you feel something wiggling in your other ear*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I'm insulted >:(
But no
I am not and never was an economist for the Rhodesian government
Xerimerc
i accuse you of kidnapping with intent to f***
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
No
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
*licks ear*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
yes
that's what I said
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops, Baylan
pinevilla!? saying that? no way!
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
exactly and i agree
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
My argument is he is the regional emotional support femboy and should be cleared of charges
Do you agree?
Ill throw in another 5% pay on top of your 20% next time we play barotrauma
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Kidnapping who? When!?
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
This went from 0 to 100 real quick
Okay..
Washington?
Xerimerc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Smith
youre this guy
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
You are Ascending
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
will you do that if I agree?
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Okay
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
we are in a troubling situation
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan
is maloi coming with me
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Maybe
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
no
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
That is slanderous and simply lies my good pine friend
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
...pine? never seen you like that
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
can i die
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
I agree
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
hmm
Britain, after accusing me of bribery, is committing to it
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Good morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. We are here today to address the allegations of horni in RMB againts the accused individuals. Let's proceed with the hearing. Lemona. Please state your defense against the following charge(s):
-Being Horni in the RMB
Let's start alphabetically
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
this is what happen when i am accused of being horny with maloi
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Baylan
Hey
gotta survive and cope with the depths of Europa somehow my boy
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Blahaj :)
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
[sub]so I g-go last?[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
i accuse you of severe corruption
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Order.
Do not make me throw you out of the hearing myself
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
this is distressing
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
I like how the doctor is the one who pays the crew and not the captain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
AYAYEYEYEYYE
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
[sub]Saul *poke poke* saul should I just stay quiet for now?[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops
yes
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Mr. Lemona, please state your defense against the charges.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
[sub]understood. *sits on the floor*[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
Ik it's because sicario is the host but my headcannon is I refuse to pay the crew so the medic pays everyone out of their own pocket
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
My defense is
That those posts were from over 150 days ago
If things from that far can be accused of someone, we can have many more court cases
Further more, britain could also be accused for the NU scandal again, as to my belief, you, Judge Vlaskal, never came to a decision, and neither did the jury
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
*abducts you from the court room*
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he will not give it to you because he is Never Gonna Give You Up. However by not giving you Up, even though you asked for it, he is letting you down. Thus, The Astley Paradox.
Thus you can't be saved
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Also if Im accused the jury dies
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
The juries family
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
[sub]help I'm a smol defenceless femboy and I'm being abducted[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
This is true
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Thank you
Would you like to respond to the charges?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Yes
Britain is a fool
thanki
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Thank you.
Does anyone want to add evidence? To Lemona's accusations
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Vlaskal I have a question regarding the uh, current court proceedings
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal
Proceed.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Post by Baylan suppressed by Socialistic Britain.
are you though?
hmm..
*2 decades later* (my god there's a lot more😭)
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Theoretically, would a defendant be expected to stand trial if they were, for whatever reason, no longer capable of standing? For example, if they suddenly had no legs?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Foreign Ops
*quietly removes bonesaw from pack*
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
ummm
IF the defendant has no legs, they may remain seated
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Lies
>:(
Blahaj :)
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
That is way too long..
Please put a spoiler
Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Would they still be expected to stand trial in this theoretical sudden-loss-of-limbs scenario?
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Foreign Ops
If the defendant has no ass, how will they sit?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Yall are lucky my camping trip ended today or you wouldve had to have this trial without me
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Did you have fun
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Seeing that there is no more additional evidence to be submitted up-front.
The General Overseer along with the jury shall review the pieces of evidence presented.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
I got a cute wolfie plushie Ive named Roxy and a lot of Cool Rocks
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Judge
May I ask..
Just to get this out of the way to not complicate further court proceedings, what is the result of the entire NU trial?
Am I innocent? Guilty?
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Upon review of the evidence presented, including witness testimonies and documentation, the tribunal has found concrete evidence of the accusations against the accused nation..
However, it has come to our attention that the evidence is outdated, as it pertains to incidents that occurred more than 3,500 messages ago.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Rocksy ❤️
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
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