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Xerimerc, Yemerai, Possumcheese

I'm leaving

Xerimerc, Yemerai, Possumcheese

Adreabhal wrote:"You've kidnapped me, haven't you?" Adreabhal exclaimed with some anger. "But why? What have I ever done to you? Why bring me to this hellhole and indoctrine me with your stupid language? As if I'd ever want to learn Latin, anyway! There must be some reason you're keeping me here and I want to know why!"

Even though they were talking to no one at this point, Adreabhal felt a surge of anger at being locked up and felt the need to get all that out. He had been knocked unconscious for hours, which, if WebMD is to be believed, means that he'd likely sustained some brain damage. He'd have to sue this Venesia ***** when he got out of this prison disguised as a hospital. If he ever got out.

Adreabhal's gaze shifted around the room and he found a salad fork on the side table next to their bed. It would make for a flimsy weapon should he make a run for it, but Venesia had mentioned that he'd be accompanied around the hospital by one or two staff members. Maybe...

He slid the fork up his sleeve and called for a staff member to escort him on a tour of the hospital. A rather tired looking nurse with bloodshot brown eyes opened the door, and sighed softly before she said, "You wanted to get a tour?"

"Yes please," Adreabhal responded cheerfully. Behind the nurse, another man appeared with a gruff, downward turned mouth. His nametag read Sergio. Panicking slightly at this new development, he blurted, "But Sergio can't come with. I don't like him," With an unsurprised grunt, Sergio stalked away in the direction he'd come. The nurse looked ready to protest for a second, then shrugged. "Come on, then."

The nurse (whose name was Fioretta), led him through various interesting parts of the hospital. Adreabhal wasn't paying much attention, until they walked past an empty-looking highway with some rooms that looked like they contained advanced imaging technology. "What's down that way?" Adreahbal asked innocently. "Oh, just the developmental imaging wing. It's, ironically, not very well developed. Anyway, this-" Fioretta explained, somewhat hastily.

"I want to see the imaging machines. If that's alright with you," Adreabhal added. Fioretta sighed as if this proposal were obviously not alright with her, but she led him down the hallway. Upon his gesturing, she led him into one of the last rooms where one of the bigger machiens were kept. Suddenly, with coordinated force and also enough grace to keep the door from downright slamming, Adreabhal quickly closed the door. Fioretta opened her mouth to ask what was going on, but Adreabhal, even quicker, brandished his salad fork. "You're going to show me the nearest exit to this hospital or I will not hesitate to stab you."

"What's a weak salad fork going to do to me?" Fioretta challenged, but her body language betrayed the fact that the threat had made her uneasy. "Something tells me you don't want to find out," Adreabhal answered evenly. He wasn't particularly strong, he knew, but bluffing had always been one of his strong suits. Besides, being shanked by a fork doubtless didn't feel great, regardless of the strength of the wielder.

Suddenly, Fioretta screamed, as loud as she could, evidently to try and get someone to come investigate. Adreabhal, grimacing a bit, stepped forward and stabbed the fork into her arm. When Fioretta kept screaming, he stabbed it again into her leg, which elicited a grunt of pain. Seeing his chance, Adreabhal burst through the door and locked it as best he could behind him, then he ran towards the staircase at the end of the hallway. No one had entered the hallway yet but it was only a matter of time until someone came looking. He had to leave, and fast...

to many words😩

Xerimerc, Yemerai

1,000 or idk MESSAGES

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

[spoiler=long quote]

New United Common-Lands wrote:If you would like to put yourself forward as a candidate for the Speaker of the House, please sign up here https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199442

Candidates, please send me any campaign material to support your election.

Election will start this weekend and the new speaker will be elected by mid May.

In the mean time, those who want to create a political party, please submit that to me. Here was the former political parties and here is an old guide on how to create the parties dispatch.

If you have any questions do ask!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1434972

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1663697

[/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

Lawid, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:[spoiler=long quote][/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

Candidates can vote for themselves too.

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Hows has Xeri been recently??

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:[spoiler=long quote][/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

I believe I have the necesarry organiswtional skills, and vast amount of experience in goverment to be able to direct parliament.

Also, my expertise in regional politics and law-making make me a perfrct candidate for the job. Any questions you may have, feel free to ask them, and I'll answer them as quickly as possible.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Adreabhal wrote:snip

Hey, we do ask as general courtesy that for really long stuff you put a spoiler on it so it doesn’t take up huge amounts of the RMB

Xerimerc, Adreabhal, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:Nobody will ever know why

We probably know why.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

The Craggo Republic wrote:We probably know why.

No

No you don’t

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:No

No you don’t

Is it patting Xeri irl? That was my guess.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:No

No you don’t

Or is it something more... Devious...

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:snip

A Lemon in a business suit steps up

As Speaker of the House, I believe I would be able to fairly review bills that our MP’s propose.

While I might not have the same experience as Lawid in many governments, I do have experience in this parliament.

I also believe, as being mainly centrist, that I can fairly represent each and ever party in the government.

Yes, even the SAPP.

I also believe that compared to a certain candidate, I have a higher chance of not getting striked

The lemon bows, before walking down and ever cheers because he da best

[sub]also nucl can you add the EPP to the recognized political parties I know i won’t technically rule it for a bit but still[/sub]

New United Common-Lands, Lawid, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Hows has Xeri been recently??

He has received a warning for not exactly stepping the line but getting very close to a strike

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Post self-deleted by Lemona.

Lemona wrote:He has received a warning for not exactly stepping the line but getting very close to a strike

I meant whether Xeri was well because they were the only one online

Lemona, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:[spoiler=long quote][/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

I strongly believe that I have the necessary organizational skills and extensive experience in government to effectively direct parliament as Speaker of the House. My expertise in law-making further strengthens my candidacy. If you have any questions regarding my campaign or anything else, feel free to send me a telegram.

New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:He has received a warning for not exactly stepping the line but getting very close to a strike

Also Xeri did end up getting a strike

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Also Xeri did end up getting a strike

No that was before

he got a strike

And then he got a warning by britain

I think

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:I meant whether Xeri was well because they were the only one online

oh

Oops lol

New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:No that was before

he got a strike

And then he got a warning by britain

I think

Britain gave a strike yeah

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Britain gave a strike yeah

yes

and then a warning which if xeri gets another would be a strike

okay bye bye I eat now

New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:yes

and then a warning which if xeri gets another would be a strike

okay bye bye I eat now

warnings are essentially just reminders not to break the rules and only captured in our collective memories rather than logged

enjoy your lunch

Lemona, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

The Craggo Republic wrote:Or is it something more... Devious...

No I’m lonely and I need friends

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:No I’m lonely and I need friends

U have me!:P

The Craggo Republic wrote:Or is it something more... Devious...

Hi craggy!ty for the hug ^^ *blushes a bit*

Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:U have me!:P

Not in real life I don’t

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:Not in real life I don’t

U have your pillow

Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:U have your pillow

I have trouble sleeping

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:I have trouble sleeping

U do have freinds

You're pillow because it catches you're tears

You're mirror because it never judges u for ur insecurities

You're shower because it dosen't judge ur singing

Music is always there when ur low

Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:warnings are essentially just reminders not to break the rules and only captured in our collective memories rather than logged

mm ok

New United Common-Lands wrote:enjoy your lunch

was breakfast

good tho

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:U do have freinds

You're pillow because it catches you're tears

You're mirror because it never judges u for ur insecurities

You're shower because it dosen't judge ur singing

Music is always there when ur low

I cannot speak to them about things

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:U do have freinds

You're pillow because it catches you're tears

You're mirror because it never judges u for ur insecurities

You're shower because it dosen't judge ur singing

Music is always there when ur low

You are pillow

You ate mirror

You are shower

You are

Watermelon

😎

Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:You are pillow

You ate mirror

You are shower

You are

Watermelon

😎

Wait

NO YOU DIDNT EAT A MIRROR

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:You are pillow

You ate mirror

You are shower

You are

Watermelon

😎

ANT ATE THE MIRROR

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:ANT ATE THE MIRROR

-Watermelon- wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHH

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:AHHHHH

HOW

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:HOW

ANT COLONY SLOWLY ATE GLASS

Xerimerc, Kaidia, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Lemona wrote:ANT COLONY SLOWLY ATE GLASS

G

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:G

AY

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

I AM PURGING KRONUS

FOR THE EMPEROR

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:ANT ATE THE MIRROR

😩I’m sorry I was hungry

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Post self-deleted by Ant Grezaw.

-Watermelon- wrote:G

-Watermelon- wrote:AY

For u ;)

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Hungry🍩

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw

Possumcheese wrote:Hungry🍩

Go tell someone u need food kiddo

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Possumcheese wrote:Hungry🍩

Grab snacks

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:Go tell someone u need food kiddo

It’s 11:04pm so I’m not aloud to eat.

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Possumcheese wrote:It’s 11:04pm so I’m not aloud to eat.

I’ll just eat in the morning

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw

My dad is listening to rock music 🎸

Xerimerc, Kaidia

-Watermelon- wrote:No I’m lonely and I need friends

Ah ok.

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I AM PURGING KRONUS

FOR THE EMPEROR

Good.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

The Craggo Republic wrote:Ah ok.

Good.

Can I hug u again pls🥺ur so comfy

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Oh hell nah

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

This is getting weird

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:Can I hug u again pls🥺ur so comfy

No.

Xerimerc, Kaidia, Ant Grezaw, Possumcheese

I was going to say something but I forgot it.uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh brain not working😩

Xerimerc, Kaidia

New United Common-Lands wrote:[spoiler=long quote][/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

I will be able to manage debates and be a neutral voice in the house. I’ll be able to mediate the debates and I will stop them if I notice that the debate is starting to devolve into petty insults or the debaters(?) start to pull from questionable sources for debates. I also have been here for quite a while in parliament and I have sufficient experience in mediating debates

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lkandria wrote:I will be able to manage debates and be a neutral voice in the house. I’ll be able to mediate the debates and I will stop them if I notice that the debate is starting to devolve into petty insults or the debaters(?) start to pull from questionable sources for debates. I also have been here for quite a while in parliament and I have sufficient experience in mediating debates

Would you feel comfortable in setting up a Parliament Dispatch and bill submission system?

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Would you feel comfortable in setting up a Parliament Dispatch and bill submission system?

I can do that later on if you want, not today though cause my mind is still tired from the other stuff

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Lawid wrote:I can do that later on if you want, not today though cause my mind is still tired from the other stuff

Yeah I meant whoever the speaker is and whether they can do that

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Mfw my taxi driver talks about how he was beaten by both his parents and teachers and then turns on rave music and starts tapping his fingers on the dash to the beat of the song 🙂

New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Yeah I meant whoever the speaker is and whether they can do that

aaah alright my bad sorry

New United Common-Lands, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Hows has Xeri been recently??

I am once more reminded about how I don't actually like my irl friends very much

-Watermelon- wrote:I cannot speak to them about things

Yes you can

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Ardeyn wrote:Mfw my taxi driver talks about how he was beaten by both his parents and teachers and then turns on rave music and starts tapping his fingers on the dash to the beat of the song 🙂

rave session

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I am once more reminded about how I don't actually like my irl friends very much

Sorry to hear that, hope you like your online friends very much tho!

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:Sorry to hear that, hope you like your online friends very much tho!

mmhyesverymuch

Possumcheese

Yesterday one of my pupets disappeared

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

There is nothing quite as satisfying as watching a Baneblade, with a compliment of leman russes and a dozen squads of guardsman storm the tau

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:There is nothing quite as satisfying as watching a Baneblade, with a compliment of leman russes and a dozen squads of guardsman storm the tau

mm

Yes

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Possumcheese

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hey, we do ask as general courtesy that for really long stuff you put a spoiler on it so it doesn’t take up huge amounts of the RMB

Oh yeah sorry; I hadn't considered. My bad

Xerimerc

Adreabhal wrote:Oh yeah sorry; I hadn't considered. My bad

No problem, we’re all guilty of forgetting lol

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Rosamery wrote:This is getting weird

It always is

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

I like this flag

Possumcheese

The Craggo Republic wrote:No.

*hugs still and blushes* :3

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Ant Grezaw wrote:It always is

Rosamery get used to us :3

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

hello nations

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:I am once more reminded about how I don't actually like my irl friends very muchYes you can

They don’t respond, I’ve tried

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

New United Common-Lands wrote:[spoiler=long quote][/spoiler]

Vote for the new Speaker of the House here; https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=199538 Voting deadline ends in one week!

Speaker will be a crucial role; they will support to manage and reset parliament, and they will also need to act as a neutral voice during debates. 'The office of Speaker of the House (SotH) which is elected by the Parliament and has the role of leading discussion and presenting legislation to the body as a whole.'

Please vote based on who you believe to be best able to undertake this role.

I now invite Lkandria, Lawid, Lemona, Gine Caruttiva and -Watermelon- to set out their pitch to become next Speaker of the House.

I personally would like to ask the candidates,

-Why do you believe you would make a good speaker of the house?

Honestly, the main reason I am running for speaker is because of equal representation for nations of all politics, of all sizes. Having too many large nations in power causes the smaller nations to be essentially silenced, as they have less influence in the political world. If I (somehow) win this election, I will make sure that everybody counts.

New United Common-Lands, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:They don’t respond, I’ve tried

mm

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:mm

No like

I actually have

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:No like

I actually have

Respond for them

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:Respond for them

Tried that too, devolved into self-hate conversation with myself

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:Tried that too, devolved into self-hate conversation with myself

mmm

Don't do that

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:Honestly, the main reason I am running for speaker is because of equal representation for nations of all politics, of all sizes. Having too many large nations in power causes the smaller nations to be essentially silenced, as they have less influence in the political world. If I (somehow) win this election, I will make sure that everybody counts.

There is a reason I voted for you.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:mmm

Don't do that

I’ve been trying

Hasn’t happened in a couple weeks

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:I’ve been trying

Hasn’t happened in a couple weeks

Good job :3 *pet*

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:Good job :3 *pet*

:)

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:There is a reason I voted for you.

:)

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote::)

:)

Wawtermewon do you wanna snuwgle

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:Wawtermewon do you wanna snuwgle

is that even a question? Yes!

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:is that even a question? Yes!

*tacklehugs**snugglesonthefloor*

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:*tacklehugs**snugglesonthefloor*

*snuggles* hehe

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:*snuggles* hehe

*purring**eepy*

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:*purring**eepy*

aww… so cuteeee

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:aww… so cuteeee

*moreeepymmchestiscomfy*

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:*moreeepymmchestiscomfy*

*yesiamveryaware*

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:*yesiamveryaware*

[sub]nyawn[/sub] mmhhow'syourdaybeen =w= *moresnuggles*

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]nyawn[/sub] mmhhow'syourdaybeen =w= *moresnuggles*

goodisupposehowaboutu

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

-Watermelon- wrote:goodisupposehowaboutu

mmmsfineamtirednowthough

-Watermelon-, Possumcheese

Xerimerc wrote:mmmsfineamtirednowthough

unfortunate

Xerimerc, Possumcheese

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