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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
*streeeeeeeeetch
Lemona, Kaidia
Again...they had undercovers come in...and they interrogated a bunch of people till they were threatened with ban+ejection. I heard of it through embassies. I honestly wanted to get away from this drama about IDU. But I guess his issues are somehow international.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We only had 3 diving suits so the VIP got squished by the loving embrace of the Europa ocean ☺️
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
I agree. Best to not discuss it at the moment
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
That's tough, he should've used my hover taxi system...
:P
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We are under water my brother in Christ
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
That is appreciated, glad you understand. They're will be nothing you have to worry about when it comes to me. I am just an Intergalactic trade council and traveler.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
need to be bailed out? I have subs from when I used to live in GDACU 2-3 months ago still....
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I was the taxi system.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
I'm confused, who exactly are you?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
again
Lemona, Kaidia
I used not realize people explode when under Europes ocean. I found that out one my friends and exploded after we were breached and he got knocked out
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Last contact with earth from the Europa settlements was 50 years ago in game
This all happened in Barotrauma
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
-swipes Taxi-Cap hat-
Ok, but where's your taxi hat?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I thought I was fine to try to repair hull breaches with just a oxygen mask, and then my engine room got a new coat of red paint and I had to hire a new mechanic
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thats how I found out
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
A citizen of Kaiserreich on vacation. :P
I legally sell recreational, who want some?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Dive suit
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
-visible confusion-
huh...then what did I just grab?
-is hella confused-
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*the hat starts quivering*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
:0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| :0 :| *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Astornes is a mysterious entity that I have little data on
mm
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
What the-
-is high asf from liquid recreational-
eh....idk....this is fine I guess?
Seems...seems like I am hella liked in this region, ain't I?
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Liquid recreational? :0
Lemona, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
epic Pokémon
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Region Of Paldea
*pow*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaiser lick?
I do not like your name
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I have to avoid the suppress button
So close to quote
move it
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I just realized that Pokémon scarlet is the first Pokémon game I dont buy the day of the release, and I think Im not gonna buy it.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
?
Explain
Lemona, Kaidia
Its sad considering its based of my country...
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I got violet
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Want some?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]iwanasnuggles[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
Explain what it is
Lemona, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
I had planned to buy scarlet cause a friend of mine bought violet and he would kill me if I bought violet
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Thorium
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
《》₩《》
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Kaiser Evan walks into the National Scientific Institute in Novum Roma. He's been summoned by his top scientist, Edvon Regensburg, to view a project that he's been working on.
"This better be good," the Kaiser says impatiently. "I don't have all day."
Regensburg led the Kaiser to a chair and then pressed and button.
"I promise, you will love him," Regunsburg ensured.
"Him? But-"
The Kaiser couldn't finish his sentence. He heard a loud, distorted scream and a rush of wind fly past the glass of the testing room. Two doors opened at opposite ends of the room and a slave was thrown in the middle.
"Sire, I want you to meet Rush," Regensburg smiled.
This "Rush" flew out of one of the doors at the slave, and it a split second, the slave's body exploded, parts flying all over the room. Eventually, the screaming stopped, and Rush was gone.
All the Kaiser could do was smile.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Greater Kaiserliche Order
gun
Xerimerc, Kaidia
For version exclusives that makes sense
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]ow[/sub]
Kaidia
i didnt shoot you
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
👁👄👁
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What is "*pow*" then
Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
i shot a gun in the air
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
Still ow
[sub]myears[/sub]
Astornes, Kaidia
it had a silencer
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Interesting
Astornes, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Villa
Despiye the name
Silenced guns
Are still really loud
andxerisensitivetosounds
Astornes, Lemona
loud sounds too loud
Crowds suck
Astornes, Xerimerc
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390262379730042887/1070464503134814249/Rush1.webp
dis what he look like hes so cute
Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
Yes
Lemona
It's basically liquidized Marianna-Kush mixed with Mtn. Dew-
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
VILLANO
Astornes, Lemona
Gimmesippy
Astornes, Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
Villa do bad
I take care
Astornes, Xerimerc
i did nothing wrong
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
~
Astornes, Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
yousaidgonnacutoffxerisears
Astornes, Lemona
hmm
what he do
Also I accidentally suppress post
Astornes, Xerimerc
waaaaa so you dont have to get hurt when gun
dont you like guns
Lemona, Xerimerc
;w;
Lemona
sad
Lemona, Xerimerc
-hands 12 pack while calling policies manager-
(whispers into phone jokingly) This region loves me here! Reactivate the Polygamy policy rn!
-bursts out laughing into phone-
Lemona, Xerimerc
eek
cutting off ear causes more problems than solutions
Xerimerc
Villa mean
Gonhurxer
Lemona
0///0
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
gonhurxer isnt a word
Lemona, Xerimerc
xeri stop getting embarrassed over nothing
Lemona, Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order
ya yay
Astornes, Xerimerc
Kaiser lick
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
Villa please tell what said Im roo slow tired
Lemona
nutttinnnnn
Lemona, Xerimerc
Telegram or discord pweaàaaasejusttell
Lemona
i tell you through cheese
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]waaatellmepleeeasexewiwillbegudcatgirlfryouplesstelll[/sub]
Lemona
for a catgirl ill do it
i was going to shoot the gun in your ear but i didnt want to kill you yet
Lemona, Xerimerc
I-
Lemona
now where catgirl
Lemona, Xerimerc
I u-uh
whatdoyoiwantxeriyodo
Lemona
be catgirl idk
i dont need you to be weird
Lemona, Xerimerc
sus
Xerimerc
bruh stupif brits get off of irelands back about ww2
Lemona, Xerimerc
Onesec
Lemona
*is catgirl*
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
AHHHH
swings sword blindly
Xerimerc
Wass that face supposed to mean?
Lemona, Xerimerc
*animenoises* *hidesundertable*
Lemona
preach!
Lemona, Xerimerc
AYO WT-
-thinks about making a 90's joke-
Did I do that....
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
;3
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
skimpers away
Xerimerc
-cannot think of whether to jump off the hover Limo or go for it-
.....eep...
Lemona, Xerimerc
Kaiserreich is anti Fascist, right?
Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order
yeah...
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.