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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Vordoslavia
The Common Way party and The New Science Team agree an alliance!
New United Common-Lands <3 Gine Caruttiva <3 Ardeyn <3 Socialistic Britain<3 Lemona
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
Man, I wish I had an alliance
Unfortunately, I'm not real
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Lemona </3
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
No it is XĮverjn
Vordoslavia
i'm being used as a political pawn
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
Really? Huh, thats a lot easier lmao
Vordoslavia
Vordoslavia, Large Bee
And anyone else <3?
Vordoslavia
Sorry lemona didnt realise u were in NST
Vordoslavia
I pronounce Kaverrian chvrin
Vordoslavia
Vladyslak in NS doesn't actually know that The Kaverian exists
Vordoslavia
<3
we're ontop
Vordoslavia
All I have is an oil-weapons trade with Vordo
Vordoslavia
Kabul
No
Do you think a nuclear bomb is a lunch box that you can carry around?
A nuclear bomb needs a plane, and the right method of loading, which a terrorist group does not have.
They don't have any nuclear bombs
And bombs, yes they have normal bombs, grenades, c4, even cars with machine guns
Geez Have you ever seen the civil war in Afghanistan and Syria or the war in Iraq?
Vordoslavia
They stole it in a van, from me and u. I have spies. The USUS is an extension to the talikan
Vordoslavia
what happened i cant be bothered to look
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
Vor
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
Vordoslavia
IN A VAN?
AN VAN?
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW A NUCLEAR WEAPON IS TRANSPORTED IN REAL LIFE?
I Sorry phydon but that Just an abursd
If they took it in a van, everyone in the van would die
If it weren't for the radiation, IT WOULD BE FOR THE BOMB EXPLOSION, BECAUSE ONE DELICATE MOVEMENT AND THAT THING EXPLODES
THE CARS THAT GOVERNMENTS USE TO TRANSPORT THIS, HAVE MODIFIED SUSPENSIONS, AND FOLLOW ROUTES WITHOUT HUMPS FOR CARS
Vordoslavia
Claibornia in Aurenian is Clzkbrn. Deal with it.
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
I didn't-
Okay?
Vordoslavia
WHY YOU THINK A TRUCK WITH A NUCLEAR MISSILE HAS GIANT AND VARIOUS WHEELS INSTEAD OF FOUR??
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
I know I meant that
Vordoslavia
1. Assault Rifles : 500,000 - AK-47 variants (such as AKM and AK-103)
2. Machine Guns : 25,000 - PKM, RPK
3. Rocket-Propelled Grenades (RPGs) : 50,000 - RPG-7, RPG-29
4. Mortars : 2,500 - 82mm, 120mm
5. Anti-Aircraft Guns : 500 - ZU-23-2, ZPU-1, ZPU-4
6. Armored Vehicles : 1,000 - Technicals (modified trucks with mounted weapons)
7. Artillery : 250 - D-30 howitzers, BM-21 Grad MLRS
8. Anti-Tank Guided Missiles : 2,500 - 9K115-2 Metis-M, BGM-71 TOW
9. Small Arms : 500,000 - Various pistols, rifles, and shotguns
Vordoslavia Here, this is the equipment used by the talikan
Vordoslavia
what if i supported the talikan
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
Why do we always have to talk about this stuff?
Vordoslavia
You could
You are muslim ou islamic?
Vordoslavia, Vladyslak
I have a Nuke and bomb missing now
Vordoslavia
😔
Vordoslavia, Mjau
The official pronunciation is Kuh-vehr-EE-in or Kvehrian, but anyway is fine.
Vordoslavia
Were too good <3
Vordoslavia
Can i Join?
Vordoslavia
Activity trying to mimic the stonks meme damn
Vordoslavia
Is there a list of nations and their puppets? I swear I have been talking to people longer than their citizen count says.
Vordoslavia
which one
Vordoslavia
See I disagree :P (Jk, Ive been eagerly waiting for a coalition to form lmao)
Vordoslavia
Something that would be nice is a citizens registry, which would be a MoDA thing but theres been a lack of one because it technically isnt necessary
Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Both
Vordoslavia
oh wait no then
i would support them if they were made of germanic nationalists
Vordoslavia
i tried to do that once
i got bored after yodle 123641574657635471
Vordoslavia
Wait why tf you wanted my terrutories?
There are no Germans in Asia
Vordoslavia
There are
I'm not explaining the lore but there are
Vordoslavia
If they exist, they are already dead
My nation does not see much value in Europeans or descendants
Like, Asians have eyes adapted to stronger sunlight
Africans have less chance of cancer due to Melanin
South Americans have stronger and more adapted genes because of the Amazon and the hostile environment (Seriously, research the goitacas)
And Europeans are just... Rice, They have nothing interesting
Vordoslavia
Im stating to leave NationStates, so bye
Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
Bye
Vordoslavia
They're not dead, and they're not really European anymore
Plus if they are, I still claim your land
Vordoslavia
Then that would land grabbing
You have no right to my land, there is nothing of yours on it
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
Seriously, tell me the reasons you would have for attacking my land and I'll tell you things we did that take away your reasons
Vordoslavia, Mjau
Because the lore of the world still exists, that land is historical territory of Pinevilla and germanistan, and since Claibornia is the successor and essentially government in exile of both of those states, I have a claim to it. it doesn't matter if it's still populated by my people, it's my land.
i'm also not attacking you. yet.
Vordoslavia
Yea, land grabbing
Can i say New Union IS the sucessor Of the qing Empire and take all Of china?
Or maybe the sucessor Of the mongolian empire, and take all Ásia
Oh wait i cant
Because thats land grabbing
Vordoslavia
If I remember correctly the current RP world is not the same as the one we had when you were kicked, so the lore in question is no longer canon and thus that statement is untrue. Correct me on this if I'm wrong though, anyone who knows.
Vordoslavia
It's sad to see you go :(, so long, Lorderia.
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
Good luck brotha
Vordoslavia
hmmm
Wassup Brotha
Wassup Vordo!
Vordoslavia
Greetings people, I'm here to inform you that Wintercrest is having a movie night and high-ranking people of the region decided to spread some fun and share this experience with you all. The information about the event, you can find it on the Discord of this region, if you don't have access to it or simply want to have the link here, feel free to tell me. Beware: this movie has sensitive content. Discretion is advised
Vordoslavia, Flomonga, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
lemona said that the original lore is canon
thats why a lot of people didnt support the reset because of the loss of the lore
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
Socialistic Britain what are your thoughts
I am literally essentially the pinevillian government in exile, most of the former government officials, half of the pinevillian population, and the son of the former king rule my nation
you can't claim the qing or mongols because you have zero connection to them
I am not only the direct successor to pinevilla, but I also have the same governmental system, royal house, people, and pretty much everything else except for the germanics that were left behind
Vordoslavia
I am the direct successor to the successor of the successor of the successor of the successor of the successor of the successor of the Roman Empire
Vordoslavia
I am the successor to the successor to the frankish empire in a way
Vordoslavia
wait that means i can connect to rome
lemona i am the roman empire
Vordoslavia
ALSO
chatgpt wrote a trthnbb anthem :3
and it got the fact that yodle is very important right
[spoiler=the anthem](Verse 1)
In the land where freedom reigns,
Yodle leads with heart and brains.
Democratic values, strong and true,
In our region, we stand as one, not few.
With NUCL by his side,
Guiding us with wisdom's tide.
Together forging paths of light,
In this land, where dreams take flight.
(Chorus)
Oh, Yodle, our beloved guide,
In your vision, we confide.
Democratic spirit, burning bright,
In our region, through day and night.
(Verse 2)
From every corner, voices rise,
Equal rights beneath blue skies.
Social justice, our guiding star,
In Yodle's region, near and far.
With compassion, we unite,
Breaking barriers, shining bright.
Hand in hand, we build anew,
In this land, where dreams come true.
(Chorus)
Oh, Yodle, our beloved guide,
In your vision, we confide.
Democratic spirit, burning bright,
In our region, through day and night.
(Bridge)
No tyranny shall dim our flame,
In Yodle's land, we stake our claim.
For liberty and equality,
In this region, we stand with glee.
(Chorus)
Oh, Yodle, our beloved guide,
In your vision, we confide.
Democratic spirit, burning bright,
In our region, through day and night.
(Outro)
In Yodle's land, we proudly stand,
With hope and courage, hand in hand.
For democracy, forever we'll fight,
In our region, shining bright.[/spoiler]
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia, Western Arba Fir
Swap nation with region
Vordoslavia
done
Vordoslavia
I have the same people, the same form of administration, the same form of economy, and I am an authoritarian government with the same rights as North Korea, China and the Soviet Union, so do you want to say that I technically have their lands too?
Could I attack the Washington federation for my territories in America?, no, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY, everyone who lives there is dead you moron
AND ALSO, HOW DO YOU FIT 1 BILLION PEOPLE IN SUBMARINES? A SUBMARINE HAS CAPACITY FOR AT LEAST 40 PEOPLE, YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT YOU BUILT 25 MILLION SUBMARINES, + LIFE SUPPORT, + CULTURAL BOOKS AND SAY THAT IN THIS PERIOD, YOU HAVE NOT HEARD ANY CULTURE CHANGE OR PEOPLE CHANGING POWER? give me a break
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
someones mad
lets stop this debate til britain gets here
Vordoslavia
Dont even get me started on you polítics
If you were supposed to build 25 million submarines, how would you manage them all?
Plus, YOU ALLOW CANNIBALISM, ONE MISTAKE AND YOUR SUBMARINE BECOME A HUMAN BUTCHER
And if you say, we are still bunkers, nothing changes, congratulations, you built a bunker for 50 thousand people
Good
Now what about the other 20 thousand bunkers that you have to manage, and not let anything go wrong, because one mistake and everyone inside dies,
And how would you support 50 thousand people in such a small area
And you mean to tell me that at no point would people decide to think otherwise?
Seriously?
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
I'm not mad, I just don't like people thinking with their skull instead of their brain
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
You don't want to argue either because you know it doesn't make sense or because you don't know a way to refute me
I stand with open arms for refutation and a plausible logic for your nation
Let's wait for Britain, at least they know how to put together an argument and refute someone
Vordoslavia
I don't like it when people yell at me, so there's some common ground here.
Vordoslavia
You're the one that snapped for no reason.
I'm trying to avoid getting in trouble.
Now let's both log off.
Vordoslavia
Europe as mine
Vordoslavia
what do you think a good key for an actual song would be
im gonna do it in like an old, almost gospel feel, reminiscent of the old worker's of the beginnings of socialism
Vordoslavia
Yo this is fire
*Ours
This gets the yodle seal of approval
Vordoslavia
I love black Jack
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
I love Man bat
Socialistic Britain
Ön riġen Voþís!
Vordoslavia
Im talking about the game blackjack
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Yo no se
New-Union, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Glory to Vothens
a town I made in a minecraft server
specifically
Voþisciirn
Vordoslavia
Bro this is extremist Yodlist nationalist anthem not democracy :P
Yodle, Vordoslavia
I see no difference :P (joke lol)
Vordoslavia
New political party idea: The Followers of Yodlism
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia
I'll pass
But you go right on ahead!
I joined
Vordoslavia
Put It in suno AI
Bro, you're literally threatening to attack my nation for land, and I snapped for no reason?
Then stop Threaten my nation
Vordoslavia
I had the intention of resetting the lore when I reset the maps, but at this point everyone has just sort of decided the lore from before still exists
I'd say under current rules, this is fair, but I'm still not too sure. It doesn't feel quite right saying "because I owned this land, I deserve to own it now" but you still can.
Vordoslavia
Love it, now before every games night we must together sing our regional anthem
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
Hmmm TCW & NST are doing a merger this re brand could be nice hehe
Yodle, America The Greater, Vordoslavia
So knowing the previous history is important and old players have a big advantage over new players, this is unfair. Former players just have to claim their old lands and almost everything is already determined. Only new players who provide major superpowers with weapons can confront the old players.
Vordoslavia
oohh, in reality Cataluña does not want independence, it wants to conquer all of Europe
Vordoslavia
Somewhere I should specify that this rp is a continuation of the previous one
Vordoslavia
That recent telegram was odd, I sure hope this region isn't one that thrives on drama.
Yodle, Vordoslavia
Man screw working out I'm already sweating my ass off just working at this dog shelter
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia
my side is oe plurry
Vordoslavia
Hahaha thats funny
Vordoslavia
Every time I say something about ruling the world or Europe, its just the Catalans talking
Vordoslavia, Krayo29
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