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Here and now

I declare rivalry to lemona's empire and all its supporters

Free Quebec, Lemona, Daffyddfyw

New-Union wrote:you refused my lemon pie that I made for you with such affection

I’ve never like pie in my life. It’s weird cake basically

Daffyddfyw

New United Common-Lands wrote:The regional forum which we used to use more, you can see the link in our World Factbook entry (top of the page).

As per my previous message

Vlaskal wrote:tf is tapatalk?

Lemona

New-Union wrote:Here and now

I declare rivalry to lemona's empire and all its supporters

you just broke the treaty you signed Bruv. Also you can’t unsign the treaty. Basically meaning the ceasefire might be ended and wat start up again.

Lemona wrote:The treaty is supposed to end all rivalries. In result you will be breaking what you signed.

I said that if something happens I will turn this treaty into pieces of paper, and that's it

Free Quebec

New-Union wrote:I said that if something happens I will turn this treaty into pieces of paper, and that's it

YOU JUST STARTED THE WAR UP AGAIN. MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE OVER A FREAKIN PIE.

I blameFree Quebec. If he just signed the treaty, the war would have ended. But no. He had to have it start up again.

Lemona wrote:you just broke the treaty you signed Bruv. Also you can’t unsign the treaty. Basically meaning the ceasefire might be ended and wat start up again.

I said I could do it and you didn't disagree so you indirectly agreed that I could break the treaty

New-Union wrote:I said I could do it and you didn't disagree so you indirectly agreed that I could break the treaty

You Could switch sides and do it. But that would start up war. I thought you had some common sense

I tip my hat to the courage of New-Union and Catopes who resist the invader.

Lemona wrote:You Could switch sides and do it. But that would start up war. I thought you had some common sense

I had, but apparently I threw my common sense in the trash, just like my pie

Lemona

Free Quebec wrote:I tip my hat to the courage of New-Union and Catopes who resist the invader.

Catopes Wanted peace, and I DIDNT EVEN INVADE ANYONE. YOU INVADED ME WITH YOUR RUSSIAN MILITARY OPERATION

New-Union wrote:I had, but apparently I threw my common sense in the trash, just like my pie

Well that explains it. I think you accidentally put your common sense in the pie

I'm Russian so is that a problem?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well that explains it. I think you accidentally put your common sense in the pie

Stop bullying my ally. Now.

Lemona wrote:Well that explains it. I think you accidentally put your common sense in the pie

I put, along with my affection for you

Let me ask you, do you have anti-air defense in your capital?

hey literally everyone who signed the treaty, Brendene, Catopes, New United Common-Lands, Mr Government, etc. The war started up again because of Free Quebec

Lemona wrote:hey literally everyone who signed the treaty, Brendene, Catopes, New United Common-Lands, Mr Government, etc. The war started up again because of Free Quebec

It was you, for refusing my pie

Free Quebec, Lemona

New-Union wrote:I put, along with my affection for you

Let me ask you, do you have anti-air defense in your capital?

yeah. we put it in and it’s the newest strongest model. Our old national animal the pigeon tried to get revenge so we installed it all across our nation. Every house has two anti-aircraft

Lemona wrote:yeah. we put it in and it’s the newest strongest model. Our old national animal the pigeon tried to get revenge so we installed it all across our nation. Every house has two anti-aircraft

Good to know

Lemona

New-Union wrote:It was you, for refusing my pie

I don’t like PIE. Never HAD never WILL. And actually Free Quebec payed you to go on his side, and for you to rip up the treaty. Meaning he started it.

aha... time for a new one (treaty) :D

Free Quebec, Lemona

Far Censh Casiandistan wrote:I'm Russian so is that a problem?

Eh no I’m Siberian so just overlook it. as long as you at least have some support for Ukraine it’s fine. I hope

New-Union wrote:Good to know

also we have a bunch of Ukrainian farmers to steal tanks and stuff if you invade. Don’t ask why.

Lemona wrote:Eh no I’m Siberian so just overlook it. as long as you at least have some support for Ukraine it’s fine. I hope

Siberian are Russian...

New-Union wrote:It was you, for refusing my pie

He is right. Stop being cocky. You are the source of the conflict.

Lemona

the canal is open ;-; if any ships from neutral nation should pass

Lemona

Free Quebec wrote:Siberian are Russian...

Yeah okay I don’t support Russia I support Ukraine. I’m also German and Hungarian and Irish and stuff so yeah. I’m barely Siberian too.

Vlaskal wrote:the canal is open ;-; if any ships from neutral nation should pass

Good idea. Maybe try to defend it just in case it gets out of hand.

Free Quebec wrote:He is right. Stop being cocky. You are the source of the conflict.

I

don’t

like

pie.

Maybe

He

Should

Have

Thought

About

That.

you're going to invade another sovereign soil if they did, also sam batteries and naval assets are on high alert, especially ground troops and air power

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I

don’t

like

pie.

Maybe

He

Should

Have

Thought

About

That.

Empires know nothing of manners. You gratefully accept and give the pie to the dog under the table. It avoids wars.

I’m not gonna invade anyone. I’m just gonna defend my turf. And I won’t even declare war

Free Quebec wrote:Empires know nothing of manners. You gratefully accept and give the pie to the dog under the table. It avoids wars.

Okay whatever ya say.

Lemona wrote:I’m not gonna invade anyone. I’m just gonna defend my turf. And I won’t even declare war

I'm not going either, for now

Lemona

Free Quebec wrote:Empires know nothing of manners. You gratefully accept and give the pie to the dog under the table. It avoids wars.

I don’t know if you know any dogs but dogs don’t like sour stuff. In Lemona we feed them meat because of that

Lemona wrote:I don’t know if you know any dogs but dogs don’t like sour stuff. In Lemona we feed them meat because of that

your farms are beautiful

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I don’t know if you know any dogs but dogs don’t like sour stuff. In Lemona we feed them meat because of that

They feed their people right?

Lemona

New-Union wrote:They feed their people right?

yep

New-Union

New-Union wrote:your farms are beautiful

do you want to buy a tour guide for only 100,000 dollars? You can explore everything besides area-63627277272727637291918272

Lemona wrote:yep

Well then I think you'd better send the firefighters over there soon, because a lot of nepal bombs fell on them

New-Union wrote:Well then I think you'd better send the firefighters over there soon, because a lot of nepal bombs fell on them

i thought you said you wouldn’t attack. liar. but still want a tour guide?

Lemona wrote:i thought you said you wouldn’t attack. liar. but still want a tour guide?

I thought you would like the pie, and I don't.

Lemona

I was going to visit what a bunch of forest and farms on fire, factories being bombed right now by a flying titan

Lemona

New-Union wrote:I thought you would like the pie, and I don't.

Awww. anyways wanna make a peace. I made twenty lemon pies for the one I didn’t like. And I give you 2 trillion dogecoins worth 4 trillion USD. also a lifetime supply of all citrus fruits. Even limes and grapefruits. also you don’t have to switch sides just peace

Our Nation is happy to provide international aid, if required, however we hope a diplomatic agreement can be reached.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Awww. anyways wanna make a peace. I made twenty lemon pies for the one I didn’t like. And I give you 2 trillion dogecoins worth 4 trillion USD. also a lifetime supply of all citrus fruits. Even limes and grapefruits. also you don’t have to switch sides just peace

I don't want your pies

New-Union wrote:I don't want your pies

eh okay I will just eat all of them

New United Common-Lands wrote:Our Nation is happy to provide international aid, if required, however we hope a diplomatic agreement can be reached.

There will only be a diplomatic agreement if lemona surrenders

Lemona

New-Union wrote:I was going to visit what a bunch of forest and farms on fire, factories being bombed right now by a flying titan

flying titans are weak compared to our imperial geckos. Because the geckos are all firefighters and they are everywhere. The second a fire gets out of hand a thousand arrive there and put it out. So the fires aren’t a problem

New-Union wrote:There will only be a diplomatic agreement if I surrender

sounds good how about you do.

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Lemona wrote:eh okay I will just eat all of them

Surrender and we'll have a peace deal

Lemona

Lemona wrote:flying titans are weak compared to our imperial geckos. Because the geckos are all firefighters and they are everywhere. The second a fire gets out of hand a thousand arrive there and put it out. So the fires aren’t a problem

My flying titan is basically a ship with cannons and a titanium hull

Lemona

New-Union wrote:sSurrender and we'll have a peace deal

Lemona doesn’t surrender. Lemona makes peace or annex’s. I want the first part as I’m not attacking anyone not even with bombs on their land. This isn’t even a war against limes. Catopes wants peace so no matter what I’m not attacking Catopes. Neither am I attacking you. But I’m afraid you are interrupting my countries celtic parade, so we would like you to stop.

Lemona wrote:Lemona doesn’t surrender. Lemona makes peace or annex’s. I want the first part as I’m not attacking anyone not even with bombs on their land. This isn’t even a war against limes. Catopes wants peace so no matter what I’m not attacking Catopes. Neither am I attacking you. But I’m afraid you are interrupting my countries celtic parade, so we would like you to stop.

Surrender lemona, and your people will be spared

New-Union wrote:My flying titan is basically a ship with cannons and a titanium hull

Are imperial geckos have laser eyes and are literally giant geckos with crowns on their head and swords. Lemona has strange creatures. Especially the McDragon a dragon that sells McDonald’s and your pilots have made many purchases. They are friendly tho unless you attack them.

New-Union wrote:Surrender lemona, and your people will be spared

My people are all on a vacation to any region that our region has embassies at. Except people that wanted to fight but imperial geckos do the most.

Lemona wrote:Are imperial geckos have laser eyes and are literally giant geckos with crowns on their head and swords. Lemona has strange creatures. Especially the McDragon a dragon that sells McDonald’s and your pilots have made many purchases. They are friendly tho unless you attack them.

Surrender soon and it's all over

heheh I feel bad for your troops as they just hear do u no da wae from outside.

New-Union wrote:Surrender soon and it's all over

no lol xd lol xd lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD x XD

Lemona wrote:heheh I feel bad for your troops as they just hear do u no da wae from outside.

*explodes a nuclear bomb in the capital of vlaskal*

New-Union wrote:*explodes a nuclear bomb in the capital of vlaskal*

you just attacked a neutral nation. Vlaskal HE ATTACKED A NEUTRAL NATION, YOU.

There are many more tsar bombs, scattered throughout your allies' territories and in your

New-Union wrote:satisfied?

no because you did a war crime. evil EVIL evil evil evil you attack a neutral nation evil evil evillll

Speaking of which... *Explodes 3 tsar bombs in the capital and two populous cities in lemona"

New-Union wrote:There are many more tsar bombs, scattered throughout your allies' territories and in your

dude vlaskal was neutral you idiot. You just attacked a neutral nation. you bad bad bad! Also non of my Allie’s are in the war rn and even I never even agreed to war. I don’t recognize that war is Happening, just that YOU ATTACKED A NEUTRAL BATION.

New-Union wrote:Speaking of which... *Explodes 3 tsar bombs in the capital and two populous cities in lemona"

You don’t even have nukes. It doesn’t say anything about you have WMD weapons

Lemona wrote:dude vlaskal was neutral you idiot. You just attacked a neutral nation. you bad bad bad! Also non of my Allie’s are in the war rn and even I never even agreed to war. I don’t recognize that war is Happening, just that YOU ATTACKED A NEUTRAL BATION.

I still have a lot of bombs scattered in his nation and his allies surrender and don't blow the bombs and maybe help rebuild his capital

so haha you just attacked a neutral nation and is officially the bad guy now

Lemona wrote:You don’t even have nukes. It doesn’t say anything about you have WMD weapons

What do you think I wanted those 500 billion for?

New-Union wrote:I still have a lot of bombs scattered in his nation and his allies surrender and don't blow the bombs and maybe help rebuild his capital

HE IS NEUTRAL. HE WASNF IN THE WAR. HE WASNT MY ALLY. AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY WMB BECAUSE YOU HAVENT DONE THE THINGY TO ALLOW YOUR NATION TO HAVE IT

New-Union wrote:What do you think I wanted those 500 billion for?

Dude you don’t have any. Look at your society policies area. You need it to say you have WMBs otherwise you have none. I don’t have any too

So New-Union, you invaded a neutral nation and bombed it, and now you are illegally using WMBs. Disappointing

Lemona wrote:HE IS NEUTRAL. HE WASNF IN THE WAR. HE WASNT MY ALLY. AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY WMB BECAUSE YOU HAVENT DONE THE THINGY TO ALLOW YOUR NATION TO HAVE IT

and? I created these bombs today, and even if you tell someone about wmb how would they believe that a nation of 26 million residents and with a reasonable economy would produce nuclear bombs

New-Union wrote:*explodes a nuclear bomb in the capital of vlaskal*

~ara~? my, my, just so happened that OWEI continental defense domes just intercepted it~ ohh what a shame, *launches 345 sub-thermal intercontinental ballistic missiles to enemy military infrastructure, and deploys 1,567 jets to bombard New-union cities*

no mercy for aggressors hehehehehHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH~

Lemona

y’all really care about a pie

Lemona

Lemona wrote:So New-Union, you invaded a neutral nation and bombed it, and now you are illegally using WMBs. Disappointing

You don't understand, I don't want this war, I need this war, for the sake of my people, for the sake of my nation's history, for the sake of the new union

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:y’all really care about a pie

no he does I don’t like pie

Vlaskal wrote:~ara~? my, my, just so happened that OWEI continental defense domes just intercepted it~ ohh what a shame, *launches 345 sub-thermal intercontinental ballistic missiles to enemy military infrastructure, and deploys 1,567 jets to bombard New-union cities*

no mercy for aggressors hehehehehHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH~

A bomba tava embaixo da terra não em missil ela tava no seus esgotos

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:y’all really care about a pie

It wasn't for the pie but for the affection that I put in the pie to pass on to lemona

Lemona

New-Union wrote:You don't understand, I don't want this war, I need this war, for the sake of my people, for the sake of my nation's history, for the sake of the new union

Who said I was threatening you? I just didn’t want pie. You will still exist but bombing was unnecessary you didn’t even need to attack

Vlaskal wrote:~ara~? my, my, just so happened that OWEI continental defense domes just intercepted it~ ohh what a shame, *launches 345 sub-thermal intercontinental ballistic missiles to enemy military infrastructure, and deploys 1,567 jets to bombard New-union cities*

no mercy for aggressors hehehehehHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH~

You shouldn't let immigrants from my country pass through your border if you didn't want that to happen

Lemona

*sends 45th and 92nd ranzitsian fleet*

Lemona

New-Union wrote:It wasn't for the pie but for the affection that I put in the pie to pass on to lemona

It’s just a freaking pie get over it, and I know you didn’t make it, someone at your foreign ministry staff did it.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Who said I was threatening you? I just didn’t want pie. You will still exist but bombing was unnecessary you didn’t even need to attack

You weren't threatening, I didn't want it to get to that point, it was just you surrender I took a little bit of your territory and it was all over

Lemona

New-Union your reasoning was stupid. You make it look like a patriotic war but your nations history would still be good even without the war. No one was threatening your independence

New-Union wrote:You shouldn't let immigrants from my country pass through your border if you didn't want that to happen

aha! i'll just kill all of them~

Lemona

New-Union wrote:You weren't threatening, I didn't want it to get to that point, it was just you surrender I took a little bit of your territory and it was all over

Lemona doesnt surrender, only once. When the pigeons got the high ground and they had laser guns. But that’s it

*deploys amphibious assault vehicles and Verkahan Ship to land missiles*

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:aha! i'll just kill all of them~

OH GOSH. This is like genocide. No it is genocide! But to be fair he has done more war crimes already

Lemona is ally so I declare war on new Union and I sending the cia to kill their leader

Lemona

*missiles hit New-union government buildings along with telecommunication systems*

Lemona, Homeland Security

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:It’s just a freaking pie get over it, and I know you didn’t make it, someone at your foreign ministry staff did it.

New-Union?

Lemona, Homeland Security

Lemona wrote:OH GOSH. This is like genocide. No it is genocide! But to be fair he has done more war crimes already

I didn't want to commit these crimes, it was only for you to surrender I took some of your territories and I paid my debt to the black hawks

Lemona

New-Union wrote:I didn't want to commit these crimes, it was only for you to surrender I took some of your territories and I paid my debt to the black hawks

I have killed your leader using my friend the CIA

Lemona

ohhhhh~ such ecstasy, watching their people struggle~

*vera o sivalika* (vlaskanese patriotic song plays in the background as its half of the population mobilize)

Lemona

What the hell happened during the 2 hours I was gone

Lemona

time to play camera infested house. OUR national anthem

Lemona

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