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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
we used to have Mediterranean cat girls but as you know we either oofed them, sent them outside to africa but not Lemonan Morocco, or Vlaskal. So some of your cat girls come from Lemona.
tf, so that's the multiple pings from warning signals back in the 60s, i thought they were just some cats, them bastards, should've shot them on the spot
Lemona
What's going on? I am confused.
OEWI defense systems are fully operational, military personnel is on high alert, and long-ranged missile silos are ready. If diplomacy doesn't work, just preparing for the worst-case scenario
Lemona
Good idea.
Can never be too prepared.
I am going to keep my army still, for now. If tensions rise over the next 2 days I will get them moving again.
Oh this is because BrendenE threatened to invade on April 22nd
Yes, we must be ready.
the tensions are high, my reconnaissance aircrafts are currently monitoring the border very very closely. Suicide drones are ready to strike if someone moves 1 inch in my border
Lemona
What about people fleeing BrendenE?
why would they flee? but if people cross the border, i'll put them in housing units in Crimea, then they will be reviewed for citizenship or political asylum
Lemona
Russia moment
Lemona
This world desperately needs more femboys
Lemona
To not be used in the army.
and okay
atleast im not oppresive, uhh kinda
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Tbh the only bad things I can find about you is conscription and corporal punishment.
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps
NO
no they donÂ’t and you better not get a femboy here
Sicario Mercenary Corps
here in Vlaskal, you can get a harem! and marry them, just the catch is... you cant leave....
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Is that a challenge?
Lemona
Just like Hotel California...
Lemona
YOU BETTER NOT!
no literally, you married them, divorce is not an option, not the government's fault that you married a yandere, it is your obligation not ours
Lemona
so if someone marries a child they will never be able to get away with it?
Vlaskal
Okay for the most part IÂ’ve finished, https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693722
tell me if you wanna join
Vlaskal, Peanteom
the legal consent age is 19, if you marry someone under that, you get a swat team knocking down your door
Lemona
Well that makes since, whatÂ’s the legal drinking age?
15, you can consume 7 liters of beer and alcohol for 2 weeks only. if you go above 7 you get an hour of community service..
and no if you don't consume the full 7 liters in after 2 weeks it doesn't stack up, it just resets to 7
this rule will not apply to ages 20 and above
Lemona
hmmmm.
Legal drinking age in Lemona is 16, and we have it that you can only have one liter of beer a week. You go above you get no beer but no count if your 21 or older
Vlaskal
remember that they went catgirl, i think it is not that hard for them to yknow... do the switch
I am a catgirl i just removed my pfp nya ~
oh boy...
Sicario Mercenary Corps
help the percentage of people getting murdered by my national animal keeps going up
I wanna join, this sounds fun
Brendene, Lemona
IÂ’m voting against the bill in parliament not because I donÂ’t want to update our constitution but because I think we need to do this as a whole regional government, and parliament. ItÂ’s hard to update these bits in isolation. The changes suggested seem pretty random. If it was a specific change to one article it might be easier to vote for.
I am voting against, as I do not think our region has enough people for a bicameral legislature, maybe we do by now, but idk
Brendene
The Vlaskanese annexation of parts of Kazakhstan has been recognized on the map. Lkandria has given Belgium to Socialistic Britain.
Vlaskal, Brendene
Well what if I have allies? Also I need space.
Yeah, like IÂ’d do that. I claim that bay near St-Petersburg!
Lemona
can you specify which lands in my territories you want? im willing for diplomacy
Lemona
Did a war happen while I was away? I was too busy being ill and playing Omori
Brendene, Lemona
i launched a "special occupation operation" in kazakh territory, now i have half of it
Brendene, Lemona
So I ended up sleeping in the middle of the day so that was fun
Vlaskal, Brendene
I
I didnÂ’t and donÂ’t expect it to pass. I was more seeing how this would all work. My next idea is more reasonable for the current state of our region.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
Yes I mean the changes aren't necessarily bad I just think we need a joint up approach if we are making full-scale changes.
Brendene, Lemona
Yeah, this was radical, I was just seeing the limit as well.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
Oh yeah, I want this.
https://ibb.co/RbS81K9
Lemona
Same
Lemona
IÂ’m voting for the bill
I sent you a link to the straw poll
I telegramed every parliament member
Oh yeah, so for some reason I canÂ’t vote
Lemona
Did you input your name? That's required to vote in it
Lemona
Yeah, but someone from my WiFi already voted
Lemona
We are very happy to announce a robotic research agreement with Lkandria.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1694034
Lkandria, Lemona
Puppets canÂ’t vote though ?
Lemona
[sub]time for some stealing hon bon[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yep, its like Civ 5 gotta get those research agreements in
Lemona
Does anyone play Civ 5 ? because that would be fun to do a big region themed game of that
Lemona
Half-Season Match - Results
Dashing Does FC (DDFC) vs. Danobia FC (DFC)
1st Half: DDFC 3 - 3 DFC
2nd Half: DDFC 4 - 3 DFC
Congratulations to Dashing Does FC (Costra Estil) and the Sanders Conference. The second half of the season begins tomorrow.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Costra Estil
I've only ever played civ 6
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Ah Civ 5 is lots better. I mean I never really played civ 6 but it seems way more complicated.
Lemona
The way I get around the complexity of strategy games is focus only on war and ignore every other mechanic of the game
Lemona
War and trade deals are my fav part yes Lol
Lemona
I didnÂ’t vote with my puppets
Lemona
Nah, we should play a mass Battle For Polytopia game.
Sounds great!
I donÂ’t think thatÂ’s what he meantÂ
IÂ’ve been against this ever since you proposed it, so kinda obvious I would vote against it.
IÂ’m still waiting for Lkandria to help build robots for Lemona as I asked
is that not how youÂ’re supposed to play?
I can help with that!
[sub]*prepares Enviormental Troops to beat the crap out of some robots*[/sub]
ainÂ’t no mountain high enough
[sub]ainÂ’t no valley low enough[/sub]
ok so brenden e wants half of poland, what do I get out of this? yes im willing to negotiate but i want something in return
Lemona
make him hand over his Finnish land
deal
Lemona
Personally I would rather have him try to take my land instead of give it up willingly.
Okay sounds good.
IÂ’m gonna start help rebuild now.
And also a buffer state like kinda UN like style territory will be in whatÂ’s left of Bohemia until an actual Czech state joins.
the circle falls on some parts in the west of ukraine but im only willing to hand out a few oblasts
Lemona
Either that or we can beat him up into giving land
Vlaskal
i like that idea
Vlaskal, Lemona
I mean you didnÂ’t get all Bohemia you want, so why not take more of Poland?
hmmmmmm, well yes i do have a military, and a veteran one at that since they *ahem* participated in the operation in kazakh territoty...... hmmmm
Lemona
Okay, but we gotta have them invade first. So we must wait 2 days.
clay is clay
Lemona
I never agreed to helping you build robots
Lemona
no I asked
Poland is german
Ja
Lemona
can i buy some more weapons? *vlaskal request 21 billion vinerisks worth of military equipment*
Lkandria, Lemona
IÂ’m changing thsi a bit with new law, legal drinking age still 16, but only for beer and other drinks. Hard liquor and lots of alcohol is banned, like Vodka until they are 21.
why bother with drinking ages.
just ban everything
(gangs what gangs)
Lemona
because I want good civil rights but also not drunk 5 year olds.
Sure
Lemona
I might make a rp post
Although it's 2am rn so maybe tomorrow
Lemona
do it in an hour
Michael Jackson vs Batman who wins
This was suggested about over 100 days ago right before zday. It got thrown out the window cuz zday overshadowed it. And everyone forgot about it.
Lord Gonk at 0.000000001%
Lemona
wow
IÂ’m logging off now bye
any comments Lkandria?
Lemona
Okay I have an idea
I got this from another region but what if we had an SA (Scientific Advancement) chart for roleplay?
Basically depending on how high your SA is, You have more sophisticated and better technology, like it can go from old computers, to space stations essentially
Although this can be used as more of a guideline and you can make your own technologies, they just have to seem reasonably within your SA
Or is this just a dumb idea?
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
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