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New United Common-Lands, Lemona
the city of Rezekne pas practically without a fight after a serious shelling, the released equipment and guns were transferred to Riga, or rather to the city of Jelgava, which should take the battle of 50 tanks and a huge number of guns
Also, the retreating Latvian troops were attacked near the city of Ragana, where they destroyed about 20 tanks, 26 armored personnel carriers with the help of anti-tank rifles, and also killed more than 500 people.
The way to Riga was blocked by ships of the Estonian fleet on March 25, fearing the supply of weapons from outside
Thank youuuu
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Astravica
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
BFL:ST - Match 3
SC - Emo Core FC v. Inter-Kalturg FC
1st Half: 2-1
2nd Half: 5-1
OT: -
DC - Lemonan Citruses SC v. TeamPizza SC
1st Half: 1-3
2nd Half: 2-4
OT: -
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Teampizza
I mean
Irl Pizza probably so better in soccer lol
Teampizza
No I suck at soccer lol
Lemona
I would probably be losing every round irl but this is cool
Lemona
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
technically soccer means football
So if IÂ’m better then you at soccerÂ
174 messages
Lemona
haha
How long you gone?
The ICE CREAM TRUCK IS HERE
[pre]March 28th, 1941, 5:49, EEST, Latvian-Estonian Border.
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A couple thousand Celtic troops arrive to help protect Latvia from the invaders. They bring their weird but kind of efficient way of war, and begin to join the Latvian troops.
They prepare to give the Estonians hell, and began to storm the border at mass. Planes and tanks follow suit, and a mass resistance begins.[/pre]
Also Elkonie, donÂ’t say 500 Celts dead or something because itÂ’s more likely that will happen to your troops, on a larger scale.
And please wait for me to respond to things :)
And also prepared to get pushed back to your capital.
Technically during ww2 by using numbers Latvia would be winning this war
lemona and ardeyn has split the pacific between them
Lemona
:)
Kaltburg
I think ardeyn has by far the most islandsÂ
But Lkandria is probably close
My opponent in elections bans homosexuality:O
yeah so vote for me
cuz I dont
Astravica
On April 14, after the capture of key cities near Riga, shelling from the water from the air and from the sea began after a week of shelling 50 tanks and several more groups of soldiers entered the city
the firing points were suppressed, but Estonia also suffered quite heavy losses, as 560 Estonians and 720 Latvians died in the battle for Lomonosov Street
but in 4 days the capital of latvia fell like latvia itself
what exactly are the numbers? latvia has about 30,000 soldiers
and before the war I increased the army from 20,000 to 35,000
in this war estonia lost 21000 and latvia 27500
Idc I know you so i will support you ;)
Lemona
HOW?
HOW DID IT FALL?
you skipped the entirety of my superiors military helping them!
Wtf
Lkandria decided to send 100,000 troops and 5,000 tanks to Estonia. The Lkandrians also decide to employ their new fighter planes. They call them “jets”
Lemona
can the pope destroy italy now
Lemona
nice i call the sticks with little axes on them pokey pokeys
Lemona
JetsÂ
HmmmmÂ
Those sound like what rich people can fly in
Ignore that cause the war ended
Lemona
They skipped like 3 weeks of battles lol
I have a busy schedule for the next few weeks.
Then there is like 2 or 3 weeks after that of free time and then school starts and i go to 8TH GRADE
Lemona
How?
HOW?
HOW ESTONIA BEAT LATVIA?
I has question for everyone:
where do babies come from?
Lemona
Tomorrow my cousin is sleeping over so I wonÂ’t be online Much
Hell
cool i have camp untill friday and then i rest and immediately leave for new orleans
Lemona
When a man and woman kiss the woman becomes pregnant
Lemona
two words reserve and guns from the ussr
Lemona
i like lemona's answer better
Lemona
pope destroy you
Lemona
Yeah. I donÂ’t like little kids
Lemona, Elkonie
but
you
Nevermind
I used to think just sitting in the same bed with the opposite sex would get baby
heh
i like little kids and by that i mean i can tolerate them because every time they misbehave i pick them up and slam their head against a wall
Lemona
hahahahaahahha lol
Also when I invade Italy I will help you expand
No, you like like little kids
Wait babies are formed in the mommy by God they are specially designed and have a purpose for God.
Dont commit self destruct you are loved and have a God that loves you
Now where was I? Pope kill mussolini?
Lemona
Well, some people have done things that make even JESUS
Dislike them
There is this one 3rd grader at my church that we think may be a stripper
Lemona
Jesus loves everyone, and he forgive your sins.
Lemona
we get old papl state borders along with maybe old kingdom of naples land
but we give you everything else as well as sicily
Lemona
Â
what
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I accidentally spread a rumor that a kid in my class made out with their little brother in the stalls lol
And also that she was dating her best friend and that her best friend sold drugs
I just want Sardinia, but Italy still needs to exist because yes
She always wears, er, revealing cloths and thats about it.
honestly i don't think she'd be a stripper
Lemona
can i be italy we be kingdom of pope
Lemona
The girl that I was talking about, we also said she was a poll dancer heh
well for relevancy and for this to make since you canÂ’t
But you can take a lot of their economy
i had a sleeepover with like 4 other people sunday night and the dude that slept next to me kept on sitting on my d-
anyways i didnt like him and told him to stop cause gay is bad
Lemona
Then i take north italy and we just kinda have mussolini being poor in south italy
Lemona
ahahahahhahah
I have sleep over with my friends
It was 2v1
They said they won
It was a stalemate.
My other friend who was their was just watching 3 am videos because they were sleep deprived
By the 70Â’s big pope will fall tho and Italy will take over and fall to uh
Upper far right wing
LAPALALALALA
IÂ’ve said this before but I once strangled my friend and then my other friend dropped a weight on their neck
was there a war happening? I think i missed the chance i got to see my tanks perform
Lemona
Elkonie did some really rushed and sus invasion of Estonia
Also IÂ’m defending Ireland from the British
And I defeated Catalonia
Only ww2 wars
night night people i go to bed
Lemona
IÂ’m watching tv series then I go to be :)
Bed.
also goodnight now
hi
New United Common-Lands
Hello! How are you?
hmm its my birthday today
New United Common-Lands
Happy birthday 🥳
On Friday 15th July(tomorrow), elections will being to appoint our new Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of Domestic Affairs.
Voting rules are as follows;
1. Only vote if you are a Citizen of The Region That Has No Big Banks. (otherwise your vote will not be cast)
2. Candidates don't vote in your own category
3. Vote once, votes of puppets will not be counted.
4. Votes will only be counted if you state your nations name (so we can share the results afterwards)
5. Please Rank the candidates in preference order. 1 Being first preference, 2 being 2nd preference... ETC
For any roles where the more than 2 candidates exist votes will be counted based on list voting system. This is where; initially first preference votes will be counted, and if nobody has received over 50% of the vote, the candidate with the lowest first preference votes will be eliminated and the next preference choice vote will be counted instead. This process will continue until a candidate has over 50% of the vote.
Before candidates are elected the following must happen (as per the regional constitution "v. All elections will be reviewed and confirmed to be accurate and fair by the Founder before any nation is elected to office."
Voting will close on the 31st July, shortly afterwards the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister will select their cabinet(including appointing Minister of Defense) with the approval of 50% majority of the Cabinet.
Lemona
who wants hungary
Vlaskal
I wanna tear the territory apart~! Piece by piece, innocent lives ruined-! Just thinking about it makes me want to commit
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ooops
Lemona
I should really sleep more... *yawn*
New United Common-Lands
Happy birthday then comrade
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
how old ist du?
IÂ’m Magyar
My legs and feet feel like absolute crap
I jumped off a high dive and I did the way my friendÂ’s told me not to do, which ended up hurting my legs and also my arms but
at least I didnÂ’t trip and do a bellyflop like pizza did while trying to do a 360 no scope off it
New United Common-Lands
While putting deodorant on I just realized my arms pain too
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Council of Ministers Wish Chancellor Roth A Happy Birthday
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New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Militarism Party
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Lemona
Rob 🍌
Floss baby clean baby
Sorry for being inactive for 2 days
Lemona
apology not accepted
yeahhhhhh
Not accept
Favenova
My mom took away my phone cuz I was getting to lazy
Lemona
Get a job. Then you have an excuse to be lazy after work. ThatÂ’s part of reason I got a job. The other reason was to get money
Lemona, Favenova
okay IÂ’m back
I had an orchestra concert
Im back from football camp, did I miss anything
Lemona
Post by Teampizza suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
beep
I was gonna say something about this but I then realized jets did exist during actual ww2 and it would make sense for jets to be in rp
You slip by this time..
[sub]this time...[/sub]
Lemona
I donÂ’t imagine roblox characters running across the battle field screaming about eating children
W
Wha?
Lemona
what
1941
[pre]The troops that are available begin to prepare weapons for an invasion is Spain, and soon after portugal.[/pre]
I go pool
🐟 🏊♂️ 🥔
BFL:ST - Match 4
SC - Inter-Kalturg FC v. Konra FC
1st Half: 3-2
2nd Half: 5-2
OT: -
DC - TeamPizza SC v. Emo Core FC
1st Half: 1-0
2nd Half: 1-3
OT: -
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
BFL:ST - 2nd Round Results
Sanders Conference:
1st: Emo Core FC (6)
2nd: Inter-Kalturg FC (4)
3rd: Pinevillian FC (0)
Dogger Conference:
1st: TeamPizza SC (4)
2nd: Lemonan Citruses SC (2)
3rd: Konra FC (0)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg, Pinevilla
J back from pool 🏊♂️
New United Common-Lands
Just thought I'd give a quick update on Parliament incase anyone thought I'd abandoned it
Pinevilla, I saw your application and you're now officially an MP!
I don't have the time to update the dispatch rn unfortunately
The Washington Federation I've seen your proposed bill and as soon as I find the time I'll push it through parliament, my only request is could you give it some more zing? Just more words and an extra reason for why you think the bill needs to pass
Thank you!
Lemona
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