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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Well to bad New BonnÂ’s capital building has just crumbled.
But donÂ’t worry, your leader is safe! We took him hostage.
heck
Lemona
uwu
Pushes up anime glasses *Due to Lkandrian soil being attacked, the Lkandrian Atlantic fleet is ordered to bomb Madrid into rubble. The Air Force in Scotland is ordered to bomb Ireland into the ground as Lkandrian troops land on the beaches of Ireland. Paratroopers are deployed to capture Dublin as well. You will regret this attack on Lkandria*
NO YOU SUMMONED THE IRA THATS WHY WE DONT DESTROY IRELAND AHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry, The IRA have taken over the government as our leader making a deal with them. Anyways say goodbye you Irish attacking c€n+.
*celtics living in Iceland rebel along with all across Lkandria and Kaltburg*
well, itÂ’s not me.
Also I forgot about this, *Sets up the protection shield thingy Vlaskal has*
*Deploys EMP*
Lemona
My really really long amendment bill is coming soon guys!
Lemona
Why the hell are rainbows appearing all over Europe?
OH CRAP THEY ARE TOXIC RAINBOWS OH NO OH NO THE IRA IS FREAKIN CRAZY
oh cool.
hey can you help? The IRA somehow have access to weaponized rainbows basically, and every single person in Lemonan Ireland is in the IRA. They just donÂ’t revolt but if Ireland gets attacked they take over the government and use their weird tactics. They arenÂ’t attacking us but I think itÂ’s dangerous.
Speaking of EMP *EMPs are deployed all across Lemona to wipe out their internet connection. Lemonan satellites are also destroyed as well. The Celtics are given an ultimatum “Live with Lkandria, or by buried by Lkandria”. Lkandria still has multiple aces up it’s sleeve*
too bad the shields are really, how would you say it? Nonchalant? They really just donÂ’t care about anything because of the stuff we threw in them.
*Due to the IRAs escalation of the conflict, mustard gas is used against military targets but not civilians*
*The Celtics respond, f$&k The Vikings!*
*Rule of Engagement red is authorized*
Lemona
oh no the Germans in Lemona have joined the IRA to form the GIRA, German And Irish Republican Army. Well Lemona isnÂ’t collapsing, just different militias have formed instead of the official military. And did we forget to say the falling of Iceland? Remember troops trained.
*Black Squad is deployed to destroy the shield generator. Black squad is equipped with all sort of Lkandrkian weapons and gadgets. Many unspecified*
Lemona
*back up shields are placed, one covering all of central Iberia and Galicia*
I am getting quite annoyed that these rebels pop up for literally no reason. You shouldn’t be able to just say “Oh no rebellion” and then a rebellion happens. I am voiding the German and Icelandic rebellions for reason of being idiotic. Czechia and Irish rebellions are fine. You are lucky I don’t call out your drill attack
Lemona
Well the German ones are in German Lemona.
Also, remember I have troops there as well. They arenÂ’t idiots and have been observing the Lemonan troops training. Iceland would not have fallen and the Lemonan troops would have defeated
Lemona
Ah I see, militias are forming in the part you own
Lemona
Yeah.
Well. We kinda lied to make it sound like iceland fell. Really some revolts took place, failed, and they escaped to Ireland. I emphasized it a lot.
Ok, *puts sniper in range of all the leaders involved so if they attack anymore they will die*.
Lemona
*Snipers are immediately killed by the Lkandrian State Security Service. Also, would you like to be bombed as well?*
Lemona
Mhm. Ok then
Lemona
itÂ’s fine if you donÂ’t mr government cuz you might fall.
Ok, this RP sucks. If you can call it that.
Lemona
you havenÂ’t done enough rp have ya?
If you can call snipers within engagement range of my leader without being spotted than that sucks
Lemona
New England And New Wales is my main (it is not WA). IÂ’ve done my share of RP. This isnÂ’t a good RP.
Lemona
Both suck. Both of ours are godmodding.
Lemona
Yeah I agree this RP isnÂ’t the best
Lemona
Well to be fair, Lkandria has a very strong military.
And thatÂ’s why I donÂ’t trusts you in the government
Well I mean, when a guy that doesnÂ’t have a citizen ID chip in his brain and isnÂ’t vat produced it is seen and detected by cameras and raises alarms. But I do agree that we were both godmodding. This entire rp is essentially godmodding
I could list off at least 8 or 9 other accounts I use at least weekly.
Lemona
Can we just make a peace term?
Each side has to help rebuild destroyed cities, and because there will be no peace of Bohemia is fully controlled, Kaltburg gets northern Bohemia. And all sanctions are called off.
Mr Government
The Washington Federation, may I help make some RP rules and get bonk stick powers?
Lkandria
WeÂ’ll have to see if Kaltburg agrees
Lemona
ThatÂ’s my favorite, besides:
*shoots*
*dodges*
*shoots canÂ’t dodge*
*dodges anyway*
Okay, but we will reopen the pact again?
Yeah some moderation would be nice. I tried to do some just normal rp but eh didnÂ’t work out
Yeah pretty much. Although this does line up with my state policies and my current technology level
Lemona
NO DONT GIVE HIM ANY POWERS HE IS FOREIGN RAT
I wasnÂ’t part of the pact
Lemona
No, remember the non aggression pact.
Oh yeah, sure
Lemona
Whatever Lemon man.
Lkandria
Well yeah, but that isnÂ’t even your main. And you have another nation thatÂ’s a WA delegate
That is my main, my WA delegate nation is my main alt.
ThatÂ’s just makes me distrust you being in the government even more!
Eh. Most of my other accounts are just for RP or ambassadors from my main alt.
MOST! DUDE EVERY SINGLE POST MAKES ME UNTRUST YOU EVEN MORE!
ok me and Socialistic Britain had come up with an ECLIPSE article: if a member state is deliberately attacked by a hostile nation, all eclipse members are obligated to defend and come to aid. But if a member state deliberately goes to war, ECLIPSE members are not obligated to join, unless by will
soo original right? I'm sure that no one has come up with this yet!!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
thatÂ’s what I was thinking for UEMO.
Except the fact itÂ’s recommended to send aid to them.
Vlaskal
Vlaskal and Socialistic Britain, give me a city for the 3 HQ’s of UEMO to go. You are the first 2 members after me, so the HQ’s go there. And for you Vlaskal, please don’t make it Oväder. Infact the first and main one is in Madrid.
And another thing, what should we call the war the just happened? The War of Bohemia?
Lkandria
*Following the Czechia Incident, Lkandria begins farther development of war robots and also builds sensors that can detect someone drilling under Lkandria. This also helps with detecting earthquakes better. Policing in the cities is also increased as well as the police becoming a part of the military, although policing is soon to be done by robots as they can instantly scan a crowd and identify a criminal or potential spy by noting that they donÂ’t have an ID chip and are not from a vat*
Lemona
You can call it whatever you want as nations do call wars by different names. Like WW2 is called the Great Patriotic War in Russia. Or maybe it isnÂ’t anymore cause IÂ’m not sure
Lemona
And if you’re wondering, the IRA still runs the government of Lemona until the treaty is made. And a few others things, 4 songs have gained massive popularity during and after the war run Lemona. First one is Ain’t I Right an anti-communist song from America. Second is Ich Bin Soldat an anti-war song from 1870 coming from the German Empire, third is Wo Alle Straßen Enden, another anti-war song from the German Empire but made during WW1. And finally amongst the Irish, a version of Come Out Ye’ Black and Tans but more directed towards the Lkandrians.
Like the French and Indian war and the 7 Years war.
Yeah. IÂ’ll probably call it the Czechia Incident. Also like how right now I call it Czechia and you call it Bohemia
Lemona
Anyway, gotta dip now
Lemona
Bye
We call the people Czech and the place Bohemia like how the English language calls the Dutch the Netherlands and the people of the Netherlands Dutch despite them themselves calling themselves Netherlandish.
We can give you guys some help in protecting robots from being destroyed. Of course in doing so we are gonna up our gain just incase someone follows what you do.
IÂ’m splitting the war into two parts, or three. The first part is the beginning, Battles of Bohemia. The second part is when the army really got involved and sanctions happened, which became the Czecho-Germanic war. And the final part during the uprisings in Lemona due to Ireland being attacked, Days of Death. It can be collected together as one war known as the War of Bohemia but itÂ’s officially split into three sections.
Hmmm I did some digging apparently they split the war into two wars, with the Russian side beings it own thing as it threatened the existence of the Soviet Union. I think that gives the right for France to do that and multiple other nations across Europe and the world but oki.
I feel a though I may have missed something... anyone need any help?
no
Though, Lkandria, could you help me with developing my own robots? We have thought of ways to make them environmental friendly and make sure they donÂ’t go terminator. And yes we are using robots we destroyed of yours. Some we just dismembered to keep for ourselves, the destroyed ones we either burned or sent them to your capital building.
Wait a secondÂ
Lkandria i think you need a flag change! Clearly you are capitalist! Not socialist!
By any chance, would you be willing to share these robots with your allies?
Lemona
Uh, London
Or something
Am very tired
Lemona
did you not sleep? .-.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
i tried, but i just ended up lying in my bed for like 30 minutes.
Lemona
Yulaßskiv (Mariupol)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
F
Lemona
the pain of insomnia and boredom
Vlaskal, Lemona
don't mind me, just reinforcing my OEWI defense systems and military forces in my country, just uhhh ignore the weird buzzing sound in the air when you visit vlaskal.....
Lemona
don't listen to lime propaganda. bohemia is definitely all kaltburg land now.
sure
It is very important.
Lemona
No itÂ’s not.
And my people are done with the war, accept the terms I made with Lkandria as they have accepted, and we have peace
ugh fine
Lemona
Peace is bad for business! Please go back to war!
Lemona
no
I could hire you guys for other things.
Like expirimenting with weapons.
they are mostly kept as auxiliary/reserve personnel, some of them act very weird at certain months, but they are given special leaves to sort things out, they make up about 0.5% of our military and 3% of the population
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Depends
I still think we should have a region among us tournament
Lemona
Okay, as terms of peace, you must help rebuild structures you have destroyed and so do i, but you also only get northern Bohemia
ok since you're very sus, i think your population has more catgirls than i do
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
All the cat girls left Lemona because our people banded together to get rid of them
Vlaskal
69%
Lemona
OH GOSH
Vlaskal
Caribbean cat girls
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
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Written by Refuge Isle.