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Xerimerc wrote:I sometimes become inexplicably terrified of looking out the window

M

I shut all my blinds when IÂ’m alone

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-Watermelon-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb2y0Kyth3I

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:oh yeah

Pinevilla is pineman

NO

ISNT

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:NO

ISNT

AUTOCORRECT I HATE YOU

Xerimerc

Baylan wrote:hello TRTHNBB i have a announcement Pinevilla is innocent i did all the alts

He can't get unbanned

but to go through the trouble of unbanning a nation requires a whole parliamentary vote

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Mmh I need to.AH help skull no worky >~<

Vlaskal wrote:He can't get unbanned

but to go through the trouble of unbanning a nation requires a whole parliamentary vote

what does that mean

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:I sometimes become inexplicably terrified of looking out the window

M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKjLRJYp8Jk

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Mmh I need to.AH help skull no worky >~<

It might be fractured again

Hold still, I donÂ’t have any morphine so youÂ’ll be conscious for this

*surgery* *drills bones*

Xerimerc

Brocklandia wrote:Get a room, you two. We have them for rent upstairs--low hourly rates ... or fifteen-minute rates if you don't think you can last a full hour.

Owo

Nationstates Moderators wrote:Did you not see where I said very much the opposite?

Pineman = New Scus Seanion

Pineman =/= Pinevilla

Lemona wrote:NO

ISNT

Lemona wrote:AUTOCORRECT I HATE YOU

Moderators can I have pat

Xerimerc wrote:
Yeah, caught that right after I posted mine, so I deleted it as unneeded.

Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc

Nationstates Moderators wrote:Yeah, caught that right after I posted mine, so I deleted it as unneeded.

oki

heyyyy

Xerimerc

Baylan wrote:what does that mean

It means a parliamentary vote for him getting unbanned

Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKjLRJYp8Jk

I know this isn't someone knocking on a window but the glass knocking sound effect didn't sound scary enough

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Moderators can I have pat

Hard ignored

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Idk why

But when I was little

Nobody told me who Adele was

So I thought she was black

And when my dad told me

No, sheÂ’s English

I was like

But

She doesnÂ’t sound English

then he told me about how accents usually donÂ’t show through singing

weird story

Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Hard ignored

[sub]._.[/sub]

Vlaskal, Reignvau

I feel like the moderators are some form of higher intelligence that try to impart wisdom unto us but are frustrated by the idiots of the internet

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-Watermelon-

Why did you feel the need?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:He can't get unbanned

but to go through the trouble of unbanning a nation requires a whole parliamentary vote

mmm

The council

The reviewer of strikes and bans

The Appeals Panel

butÂ

ThatÂ’s unneeded as I think itÂ’s agreed he was overdoing it on the rudeness and

Well

past history

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

https://youtu.be/bLoCxQ5VFAY

This is what I picture what happens when thee moderators ban someone

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I feel like the moderators are some form of higher intelligence that try to impart wisdom unto us but are frustrated by the idiots of the internet

The symbol next to the name is an angel thing with a trumpet, which in our favourite book the bibble is one of the things used to end the world

Or mYbe it's just a regular person with a trumpet idk can you tell I was brought up in a religious school

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Ardeyn wrote:It was about a couple going through a dying marriage or something

You talked to the ai and it would like respond to what you said

If you said melons they would kick you out of their house

-Watermelon- wrote:Why did you feel the need?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:

Yes, but why?

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Yes, but why?

Melons 🍉

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Yes, but why?

You carry the name "watermelon", which contains the word "melon"

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Yes, but why?

Couldn't be more clear

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

SMOL

REIGNVAU HAI

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:SMOL

REIGNVAU HAI

Mm xeri did not mean to shout, but to convey excitement

Sicario Mercenary Corps

p

Lemona wrote:mmm

The council

The reviewer of strikes and bans

The Appeals Panel

butÂ

ThatÂ’s unneeded as I think itÂ’s agreed he was overdoing it on the rudeness and

Well

past history

It's just a waste of time tbh..

Hard evidence+Strike system

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:pIt's just a waste of time tbh..

Hard evidence+Strike system

Ah yes

“p”

Vlaskal, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:SMOL

REIGNVAU HAI

*wa?*

ʷᵃᶦᵗ

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:You carry the name "watermelon", which contains the word "melon"

I am aware

Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:*wa?*

ʷᵃᶦᵗ

[sub]?[/sub]

-Watermelon- wrote:I am aware

The world melon was mentioned

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Vlaskal wrote:pIt's just a waste of time tbh..

Hard evidence+Strike system

Don't think anyone was trying to get him unbanned

Just wanted to clear his name in this one instance where he was not using the puppet Pineman to ban evade

Which then immediately got ruined since he ban evaded twice right after that sooo

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I AM THE LAWN

I am the one the lawn mowers

Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]._.[/sub]

Liked by reignvau

Vlaskal

Ardeyn wrote:Don't think anyone was trying to get him unbanned

Just wanted to clear his name in this one instance where he was not using the puppet Pineman to ban evade

Which then immediately got ruined since he ban evaded twice right after that sooo

This baylan person appears to be campaigning in his favor

Xerimerc

where reignvau

I desire to give this entity uppies

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:The world melon was mentioned

yes

I read the message

Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:Don't think anyone was trying to get him unbanned

Just wanted to clear his name in this one instance where he was not using the puppet Pineman to ban evade

Which then immediately got ruined since he ban evaded twice right after that sooo

I think he was freaking out because of the video they sent which was one of those pov videos

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Liked by reignvau

I will go now..

Ima brew tea

My capital needs it

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:yes

I read the message

I donÂ’t even know at this point

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:where reignvau

I desire to give this entity uppies

I too wish to give affection to vlaskal's smol

Sicario Mercenary Corps

I have good memories with pine

But recently a bit less

Most is in the past

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:I too wish to give affection to vlaskal's smol

*uppies xeri*

Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:I will go now..

Ima brew tea

My capital needs it

): hope you enjoy

I AM THE ENCLAVE!!!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

I will Never forgot what we formed

And

The protest

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*uppies xeri*

Awah~ *joy*

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Lemona wrote:I will Never forgot what we formed

And

The protest

mm

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:Awah~ *joy*

there is less than three days

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I AM THE ENCLAVE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-96A-ABQZAI

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:there is less than three days

>~<

-Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:Don't think anyone was trying to get him unbanned

Just wanted to clear his name in this one instance where he was not using the puppet Pineman to ban evade

Which then immediately got ruined since he ban evaded twice right after that sooo

They did wanna try getting him unbanned my mistake

Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-96A-ABQZAI

At one point I had that entire rant memorized to yell at people when I was in JROTC for a year

Back in my cringe era

Xerimerc

Words so hard ;w;

Ardeyn wrote:They did wanna try getting him unbanned my mistake

extreme

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:At one point I had that entire rant memorized to yell at people when I was in JROTC for a year

Back in my cringe era

Idk what that stands for so I'll make up the meaning

Joe Rogans Organic Turnip Centre

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:>~<

I am so scared

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I am so scared

3 days until w-what?

-Watermelon-

Ardeyn wrote:Idk what that stands for so I'll make up the meaning

Joe Rogans Organic Turnip Centre

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

For me it was with the Air Force branch of the service

I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl

Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Post self-deleted by Lemona.

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

For me it was with the Air Force branch of the device

I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl

[sub]mmpleasedo[/sub]

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmpleasedo[/sub]

Sleep

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]mmpleasedo[/sub]

YOU ARE OUT OF REGULATION SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR SLEEP

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:3 days until w-what?

Robor in texas

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

For me it was with the Air Force branch of the service

I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl

okay but

you wouldnÂ’t yell at a guy with glasses, would you?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

For me it was with the Air Force branch of the service

I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl

🫡

Yes commissar

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:okay but

you wouldnÂ’t yell at a guy with glasses, would you?

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YOU ARE OUT OF REGULATION SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR SLEEP

I DROPPED IT COMMISSAR

I THEN OBSERVED IT BEONG CONSUMED BY A LARGE SERPENT, WHICH WAS THEN SWALLOWED INTO THE DEPTHS OF SHEOL

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

I CANÂ’T AFFORD IT

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Robor in texas

Ah that's understandable

You'll do fiiiiine, try not to worry about it too much

-Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

For me it was with the Air Force branch of the service

I hold a (technical) actual military rank so I can order ALL of you around irl

You can order around civilians?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:I DROPPED IT COMMISSAR

I THEN OBSERVED IT BEONG CONSUMED BY A LARGE SERPENT, WHICH WAS THEN SWALLOWED INTO THE DEPTHS OF SHEOL

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT ISSUE EQUIPMENT

YOU WILL SLEEP FOR 12 HOURS WHICH IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE AVERAGE ADOLESCENT TO BE IN A HEALTHY STATE

REPORT TO THE BARRACKS AND SLEEP AND THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE

DISMISSED

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:I DROPPED IT COMMISSAR

I THEN OBSERVED IT BEONG CONSUMED BY A LARGE SERPENT, WHICH WAS THEN SWALLOWED INTO THE DEPTHS OF SHEOL

NOT AGAIN

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Lkandria wrote:You can order around civilians?

Under government rules, no

But people tend to do what you say when you yell at them

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT ISSUE EQUIPMENT

YOU WILL SLEEP FOR 12 HOURS WHICH IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE AVERAGE ADOLESCENT TO BE IN A HEALTHY STATE

REPORT TO THE BARRACKS AND SLEEP AND THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE

DISMISSED

so thatÂ’s why iÂ’m dying all the time

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT ISSUE EQUIPMENT

YOU WILL SLEEP FOR 12 HOURS WHICH IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE AVERAGE ADOLESCENT TO BE IN A HEALTHY STATE

REPORT TO THE BARRACKS AND SLEEP AND THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE

DISMISSED

COMMISSAR I CANT SLEEP

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Under government rules, no

But people tend to do what you say when you yell at them

My parentÂ’s entire parenting strategy is based on that

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I CANÂ’T AFFORD IT

I WAS NOT PROVIDED WITH IT

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:COMMISSAR I CANT SLEEP

*a magical guardsman appears next to xeri, whacks xeri in the head with the butt of his lasrifle baseball bat style, then as xeri falls unconscious disappears*

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*a magical guardsman appears next to xeri, whacks xeri in the head with the butt of his lasrifle baseball bat style, then as xeri falls unconscious disappears*

INFLICTING BRAIN DAMAGE WILL NOT LEAD TO HEALTHY SLEEP

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Under government rules, no

But people tend to do what you say when you yell at them

I hold the high and impressive rank of

Cadet

WHICH IS HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. FORM RANKS AND REPORT TO THE TRACK IMMEDIATELY

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:INFLICTING BRAIN DAMAGE WILL NOT LEAD TO HEALTHY SLEEP

IT DOES IF YOU HIT THEM HARD ENOUGH

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:INFLICTING BRAIN DAMAGE WILL NOT LEAD TO HEALTHY SLEEP

It was loaded with mars pattern Eepy time

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I hold the high and impressive rank of

Cadet

WHICH IS HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. FORM RANKS AND REPORT TO THE TRACK IMMEDIATELY

welp, I guess I canÂ’t study computer science now

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*a magical guardsman appears next to xeri, whacks xeri in the head with the butt of his lasrifle baseball bat style, then as xeri falls unconscious disappears*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el2wNXh1gYo

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:welp, I guess I canÂ’t study computer science now

A WISE GUY, HUH. REPORT TO THE COLONEL IN THE MEDIA CENTER. DOUBLE TIME, HUSTLE UP!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I hold the high and impressive rank of

Cadet

WHICH IS HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. FORM RANKS AND REPORT TO THE TRACK IMMEDIATELY

CONFLICTING INSTRUCTIONS COMMISSAR

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:It was loaded with mars pattern Eepy time

mmh

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:A WISE GUY, HUH. REPORT TO THE COLONEL IN THE MEDIA CENTER. DOUBLE TIME, HUSTLE UP!

YES SIR!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el2wNXh1gYo

I was thinking swinging it like a baseball bat

Hitting a home run

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

ok gn *falls asleep spontaneously*

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:ok gn *falls asleep spontaneously*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JV11vs_kA

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I was thinking swinging it like a baseball bat

Hitting a home run

I would provide a video of a baseball bat being swung in fallout 4 but they're too long

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

https://youtu.be/icyCf6Oyriw

Xerimerc

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