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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Ok we are here
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
arewethereyetijustreallywannago
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yayy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Maxwell responds quickly,
Revirin will be fine, no need to contact him. However, Vanessa, I worry, may be in deep trouble.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
They receive a message that Lars may attend
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Commander Tolotov would be overjoyed to welcome Lars
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Garret, unaware of Erik's sudden entrance into the bathroom, had already begun removing his outer clothes. He stripped down to only his electric blue Speedo. When he turned around, he saw Erik running for Vanessa, who was pounding her chest as though coughing. Garret began to sweat. He may have to leave, ASAP, if this goes wrong. Feigning ignorance but sweating bullets, Garret went to the tub and began to draw a bath for himself.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris rubs his chin with his fingers
"How so do you feel she's in trouble?"
Lemona
[sub]i see lkanman post I forget to read this so note to self I respond soon[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
In a galaxy of angry boxes, the baneblade is the angriest
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
[sub]somanycuteboys[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Erik ignored Garret and put Vanessa, now on the ground, to his arms.
"Your Majesty, are you ok? Speak, please!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Note to Lemona, respond to Sicarios post if inviting world leaders
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain When ever you wake up, you gonna go to this?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/T3wtIk0du3k
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yeeees
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Gut instinct.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
thankie
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris looks at Maxwell with open eyes before pulling out a radio
"All personnel! We need eyes on the Imperiess! Now!"
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Adreabhal
Garret was alarmed. Clearly, Erik was not gawking at him. This didn't necessarily mean he wasn't gay, yet, but it also wasn't looking good. The yassonium was to be more potent than this. Deciding he could ignore the situation no longer, he turned fully in their direction. "Your Majesty!" He shouted, and began walking towards Erik and Vanessa. "What's happened to her?" He felt a pang of regret in his chest. He hadn't meant to hurt Vanessa. Although, this could signal that the yassonium was doing its job.
Lemona, Kaidia
w-whatfooddotheyhave
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
The Baneblade, for when the Guard is tired of holding the line.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
cutefemmen?
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Cu-
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
*villaonyou*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
n o
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Cutefemmen? To eat?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
:000 iwanthst
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Erik gets a radio call from the advisor, and calls in he's on Vanessa currently.
"Your Majesty! Ugh!"
Erik kept performing CPR on Vanessa until she woke up from her period of being on the brink of death.
"Oh heavens me!"
She looked up into the light, opening her eyes fully.
"What has happened?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
https://youtu.be/nph-p-vVXQU
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Garret decided to stay throughout the resuscitation process. Though he knew it could mean his capture, he had to make sure that the Imperiess was alright. He had never seen someone with such a volatile reaction to yassonium before.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell smiles sharply.
This may seem at the very wrong time, but I also have three other agents on the mission with me. They have orders to protect me at all costs, but to also protect anyone I am speaking to, which would be you.
If required, I can send 1 of them to go up to Akorrda.
Oh yeah, Im hungry.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why
Xerimerc, Kaidia
YAES THERE IS A MURDER DRONES MOD FOR HOI4 HAPPINESS
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Of all words why that
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Aa I wish to violently shake all the rich people
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Hornily
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Never say that word again, please
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
That too
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Erik sighed deeply.
"Thank goodness. I thought you were going to die."
Vanessa hit Erik's arm.
"Be nice, Erik!"
Vanessa stood up with her patting her chest.
"Now, I'll be to my quarters!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I just use player led peace conferences
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris looks at Maxwell
"Any dish you would like in particular?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Corn on the cob.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"Your Majesty, are you alright?" Blurted Garret. He felt awkward wearing just a Speedo, but he was glad to see that she was apparently doing okay. He still, of course, had to confirm that she was a lesbian now. For the mission, naturally.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Uris stands up to the Royal Kitchen, and quickly leaves the room.
"Coming right up!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
As Uris leaves the room, Maxwell quickly scans the room for bugs.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
PLEASE let him salt the corn with the yassified salt
Lemona, Kaidia
*nyaaaaawn* xerisagudboimYbeanmpuppiyesvergfwnmboyaaa
Lemona, Kaidia
Vanessa looked back at Garret.
"Why of course, darling! I would be the most of alright if Erik would just left me alone!
I could've survived that without your help you know!" says Vanessa, looking back at Erik.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
This is far away from where u r
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Veris and Akorrda are city neighbors, just being separated by a forest.
Lemona, Xerimerc
still kinda far
Xerimerc, Kaidia
"I'm very glad to hear that you're doing alright, milady. Would you like someone to accompany you to your chambers? I can, uh, put my clothes back on, if you like," Garret offered. He couldn't lose contact with her just yet.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
takes about and hour-ish to drive from Veris to Akorrda
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
The yassified salt is worth the trip
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
how long would it take to cross the forest?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Vanessa chuckled
"Sure!
And I'd like some quiet time to myself, Erik!" Vanessa turns her head away from Erik, with Erik looking at Vanessa suspiciously.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
the hour-ish part
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ok
Xerimerc, Kaidia
KAIDT ANY BUGS IN ROOM?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why must I school tomorrow
It's just an assembly and then liturgy
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
if there were bugs, the building wouldn't even exist, mr. lemon.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Garret quickly redressed himself, leaving the tub filling itself with warm water by itself. Maybe Erik could use it, he figured. He tossed a look back to Erik to see if he was feeling any gayer, but his eyes didn't give away anything. He ran back out to where Vanessa was awaiting him and began walking alongside her. "So, your Majesty, tell me about how you and Revirin fell in love, if you don't mind," Garret prompted.
Lemona, Kaidia
ihungerfirsemin
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Oooooh liturgy is fun
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
bugs as in the spy devices that pick up sound
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why would Maxwell be worried about insects?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Ew
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Notinxerischool
Butmaybeimbiased
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Maybe he's terrified of grasshoppers?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Issstadty
Lemona, Kaidia
Just recite everything with a silly accent
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Im British
Everything I say is in a silly accent
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Erik looked at the two suspiciously, before hopping back into the vents.
"Oh! It all started at Akorrda when he was a member of the Student Council!
I walked up to him one morning when he was at the garden, and asked if we could talk for a bit."
The conversation continued until Garret and Vanessa reached the Royal Chambers.
"Then, I happily said yes and the rest is history, darling!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
"That is a lovely story, your Majesty! So tell me, how does it feel to be the Imperiess? Do you ever wish you could have a simpler life, or are you very happy with your position?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmxerilikesadreabhal
Lemona, Adreabhal
SHSHSHSHSB
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
"Oh all this royal stuff is too much! I wish to just be a simple woman with nothing special!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
?
Lemona, Kaidia
colllllllr
Lemona
kaiddy
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Garret watched Vanessa as her eyes strayed onto a passing maidservant. Taking this as a promising sign, he continued: "Who do you think you would have married, were you not a noblewoman, but a commoner?"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I asure you, theres nothing of that matter.
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmadreabhallikesyoutoo?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
erik vaanis
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
oki
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yay*frenkis*
Lemona, Kaidia, Adreabhal
I'm not sure vanessa is part of the Erik fan club
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Vanessa ponders for a bit
"Someone kind of like... me."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Maxwell finds nothing.
Before Uris can return, he sends a message to the three agents, telling one of them to ride to Akorrda and to the Capitol Building.
He then sits back down and waits, patiently.
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
So a femboy
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Garret stopped abruptly, his heart pounding. Could it be? He wondered. The first successful yassification of a foreign leader? "What do you mean?" he asked her softly.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
not me, Vanessa
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Vanessa chuckles
"Do you not get it? Someone like me!"
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Garret exhaled. "A woman," He said simply.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Youre a femboy?
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Vanessa smiled
"Someone like that, yeah."
Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I said Vanessa
Lemona, Xerimerc
Femmyboysgobrr
Lemona, Kaidia
cute femboy
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.