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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Alright time for prepare for rocket launch! Yay.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeristellar
[sub]mmthisdeviceconfusesme[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Yaey
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
How much population do I have to have to expand how much land I have or I can't do that?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Press the green button to start
Press the red button to stop it
and theres a knob for the speed
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
speed :0
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Goes from 1 to 5
If you need more, my people will be glad to help
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Truck Noises Grows Louder
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
And I present you,
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
mm
This has made me think
I could have just gotten one of my army of protos and given myself infinite pats
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
2500 cookies!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
So I put my people to work for nothing
Also how about my payment for your gifts
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
wouldn't be the same as getting pats from people who aren't me tho...
ALSO
Gift
/ɡɪft/
noun
1.
a thing given willingly to someone without payment; a present.
"wedding gifts"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
God dammit
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Just a few dollars
Maybe up to 30 Reics
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I will always find a hole in people's wording and EXPLOIT IT
ALWAYS TRIPLE CHECK YOUR WORDS FOR POTENTIAL EXPLOITS
COVER YOUr BASES
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
mmmmmm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
your*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
*white noise*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vicky Germany, Kaidia
Please
My family needs help
I live in a Class-3 apartment with my Son, Wife, Daughter, and Mother-in-law
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
MAN PUT AN R
BRUHHHH
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmmmmmm
let me
consult our budgetary department
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Should I be worried?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Onono don't worry
You should only be worried if the Legal Team gets involved
[sub]aka the military :3[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
A I M B O R E D
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
Well can I get my...
XeriCoins?
And transfer them to Reics?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Declare war or something
Test a new WMD
I dont care
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmmmM
Maek pat machine go fasta then yess
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
I am aware you do not care
I'd be more surprised if you did
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Kaidia
MAKE THE MACHINE GO 60 KPH
[sub]I use metric system[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I mean...
You wouldn't attack me!
Right?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Factory Noises begin and stop
The Patter 3100!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
YAESPATS
hmm
Lemme figure out how many pats per minute 60kmh is
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Assuming optimal patting distance of about 10cm
mm
60,000 metres
6,000,000 CM
per hour
1,667 cm per second
166 sets of 10cm per second
96 complete pats every second
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Probably very wrong but still
thats a lot of pats
xerihapi
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
*nyawn* mm this device satisfies me
*96patsperseconddeviceactivated*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
BFL S2: Round 14 Results
Sanders Conference
1st: Danobia FC (20)
2nd: Dashing Does FC (19)
3rd: New-Union FC (19)
4th: Inter-Kalturg FC (18)
5th: Common Land Utd. (18)
6th: Triangolan FC (16)
7th: Sicario Assassins FC (15)
8th: Pinevilla SC (15)
9th: Lemonan Citruses SC (13)
10th: Emo Core FC (11)
Dogger Conference
1st: BrendenPuppies FC (21)
2nd: Socialist Brits FC (21)
3rd: TeamPizza SC (19)
4th: Ard. Nat. FC (18)
5th: N.T.I. FC (17)
6th: Vlaskanese FF (17)
7th: Konra FC (16)
8th: Greater Drussi FC (16)
9th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (13)
10th: Wash. Fed. FC (13)
[sub](Ties are broken through goal average and seeding. In addition, Ard. Nat. FC was swept by their Round 6 opponent this season. Furthermore, with 6 points left to be gained, Emo Core FC (Gangue Da Caveira) is no longer able to make it to the BFL Playoffs, with Lemonan Citruses SC (Lemona), Lkandrian Imperials FC (Lkandria), and Wash. Fed. FC (The Washington Federation) all losing out on the chance to win their respective conferences. As the window narrows, who will be dominant at the end of 3 rounds?)[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
WOOOO
GO SOCIALIST BRITS
anyway I'm gonna leave
Weee
Lemona, Xerimerc
[spoiler="A Reminder to Thee" Part 1: Neighbors]Ding dong. The sound of a doorbell rang throughout the small halls of the house Sovetsya found herself residing in. With a groan, of course, Sovetsya got up from the couch she was previously parked on and went to the door. Ding dong. It happened again. Mildly irritated, she slipped on her shoes and opened the door, expecting a door-to-door salesman, Vault-Tec, or a Jehovah's Witness to be there.
"Hello!"
Sovetsya reeled back slightly. The sudden energetic hello was not a normal for her. "Um.. Hi."
The person's expression diminished slightly. "My apologies, did I startle you, ma'am?"
Sovetsya shook her head and smiled reassuringly. "No, it's fine. What do you need?"
The person smiled. "I'm Menschliche Vereinigung, though most call me Mensch due to my inconveniently long name." He paused briefly. "I noticed you moved in a few days ago, is that correct?"
She nodded. "I moved in last Friday, yes." She wasn't irritated anymore, but rather intrigued. Who is this?
He smiled. "Me and my friends Coslands and Burgundu live right next to you. We wanted to ask if you'd like to come to dinner with us this weekend? We'll be eating at our friend Nordors' place."
'An invitation to dinner? Odd, but.. Alright,' she thought. "Sure. What time?"
He checked his phone. "Tomorrow at 6 sound good? It's a Friday night but still."
She nodded, smiling. "I'll be there. Where's Nordors' place at?"
His expression changed, looking like he'd just remembered something. "Ah yes, my mistake. He's at the end of the road on the right. I'll see you there."
With that, he turned and walked to the sidewalk before turning left, heading to the house next door. 'Guess he wasn't kidding about living right next door. Alright, this will be fun,' she thought as she closed and locked the door behind her.[/spoiler]
Not my greatest, I'll try to improve as things go along. Things will get more intense as the story continues.
There's a hint about when I'll be releasing the next part in the story itself. Make sure to give it a read!
New United Common-Lands, Artotzkiya, Lemona, Xerimerc
WHY
Xerimerc
I'm making TFPU history into a slice of life drama story.
Lemona, Xerimerc
no IÂ’m not talking to u
they moan and ask for more master
Xerimerc
why r u on ur phone at pe
Xerimerc
no because my government is in Rome
Xerimerc, Kaidia
*bonk*
Lemona, Xerimerc
AHHHHSHSGAHAHSHDHSHZGDHUSGDHEJWBEHRJWBievwjqhsjsha havens eievapahcekapzdhisjqgwkrizgakwjsgsjaiwjkrhskabeusuzhayhfxjhdfhhddhhde
Xerimerc
more then u currently have
Xerimerc, Saint Anistoratavo
I must top
Begins development of booper
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
my story was better
Xerimerc
Lemona did someone give you monies
Lemona
:0
Lemona
no but I must teach new recruit
I wonÂ’t be actually horni donÂ’t worries
Xerimerc
In my story britain stabs Pinevilla to death and throws his unconscious body that will die from blood loss into the river
Xerimerc
xeri
Ive begun to require attention
I go through little phases of what I am or need or act
Xerimerc
:0 liek mee
Xerigiveyouattentiomdonworri
Lemona
dank u
Xerimerc
Mmdoyuwanpats
Lemona
lemon hasnÂ’t had pats in long time
okay
oh no
the prophecy
is when all versions of LEMONAHHHHHHHHHH conform into ein
Xerimerc
IÂ’ll have pAt
Xerimerc
Lemlos
Xerimerc
Bored
Lemona, Xerimerc
*patspatspats*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Two new lemon man has been created:
Ultra Lemon - All forms of lemon in one
and
Past Lemon - Acts like lemon from the beginning did
Xerimerc
slep
Xerimerc
mmsmolslepylemonsocute
Lemona
I gonna make a story
Xerimerc
Mkay haev fun :D
Lemona
Part 4
Britain POV:
I looked at Pinevilla, he was talking but I didnÂ’t understand him. I felt annoyed, and as wecame closer to the Thames I prepared my weapon.
In the flash of a second I had stabbed pinevilla, and thrown him into the somber river. His blood was oozing out of his chest into the river and I could hear him take his final breath.
I stood there for a second, taking all in, and then looked up.
There was Lemona, across the river, staring at me. I had fncked up, hadnÂ’t I? He had seemed to freeze and then started to run. I began to sprint after him at all costs.
Xeri POV:
Pinevilla and Britain had just left, I couldnÂ’t wait for them to return. I love my boyfriend dearly, and would not want anything to happen to him OwO.
I began to sleep, as I looked out the window and saw britain sprinting.
I was confused, but shook it off and fell asleep. uwu
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
WOO PART 4 LESGO
Lemona
Only had to wait over a month lol
Xerimerc
That helps.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I might make a part 5 soon
Carlos also wants to make another story
Xerimerc
yes it does
Xerimerc, Saint Anistoratavo
Totally, very helpful.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I know, IÂ’m incredibly helpful, no need to thank me
Xerimerc
Part 5
Third Person POV
Britain dashed across the river, he saw Lemona sprint home.
Britain soon made it across the Thames, and was running towards where Lemona had run to. He made it to the door and tried smashing it open. As he couldnÂ’t, he instead went for the window, and soon broke it.
Lemona prepared his trusty sword and listened to the window shatter. He knew his fate would be determined in these next few seconds.
He hid in the closet, and soon heard Britain smashing his bed room door open screaming “Where are you?!”
As Britain looked around LemonaÂ’s bed he began to smash things. Right before the Brit opened the closet Lemona jumped out and started trying to beat up britain.
Britain plunged his knife into lemona, but Lemona just kept punching.
Blood was coming out of both of the men, but soon lemona fainted, falling on britain.
Britain couldnÂ’t get up.
Meanwhile, Sicario had called 9-1-1 and began to prepare some snipers and stuff.
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
Welcome to the grave bud
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pinevilla i will make ur POV before u die
Also u donÂ’t know if I died
I jsut fainted probably from shock and being tired
Xerimerc
This still amuses me
Lemona
IÂ’m doing my part
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yaey
My ghost shall visit your unconscious mind
Shhhhhhutttttt uppppppo
Lemona, Xerimerc
hehe uwu
also this is Lemona new form
past lemon
lemona before the page 1,000
Xerimerc
Hey Sicario
IÂ’m going to North Carolina 😈
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
that would be cool
Xerimerc
u really are
Xerimerc
What that mean
What if I build a big bank?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Kinda
Also a before u or xeri
Xerimerc
Were you less conquer the worldy in this form
Lemona, Xerimerc
No
More conquer
More ECLIPSE incident
Xerimerc
Xerimerc
Am in car to go to NC
Bye I wanna watch YouTube
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmm
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mm human meat is kinda similar in taste to pork
Veri nice
Only problem is its usually pretty fatty, not much in the way of useful nutrients
Lemona, Pinevilla
:0 Istillwanconquerastravica
Lemona, Xerimerc
okay
technically itÂ’s called indigenous peoples day
But I still have a speech problem
So IÂ’m just gonna call it Columbus Day so I donÂ’t sound like a doofus
And itÂ’s short
Im going to rural northern Wisconsin
Xerimerc
IÂ’ve heard that
Cannibalism is legal in my nation so we can go on a human meatout
Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.