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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Im an island lemon
I'm a better lemon
Zantalio
Hello guys. Hows your day? Mines good.
(First post from that embassy)
Brocklandia, America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Western Arba Fir, Fairy
🧌🧌🧌
America The Greater, Zantalio
I'd throw you a lifeline, but only a finite number of infinities are compatible with rope. I can't risk introducing a potentially incompatible variable into the continuum--mathematicians everywhere would scowl at me.
[sub]The scariest part of that statement is that there are mathematicians everywhere. Someone please call the exterminator before they begin multiplying.[/sub]
Embassies Established with Europe!
May 12th 2024
A new day, another major Foreign Announcement from NBB. This time with our friends from Europe! Embassies have successfully opened as of May 12th, 2024. In light of a few Europeans participating in our recent Chess competition, hosted with Forest, we realised we have much in common, yet no embassy established - therefore we are very glad to use this opportunity to mark our new friendship!
European Citizens will of course be welcome to participate in cultural events hosted by TRTHNBB, and generally we look forward to working closer with our European friends! :)
Be sure to drop by Europe's RMB and say hi!
Kind regards,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Nardin, Thracia And Crimea, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Zantalio, Western Arba Fir, Alcrosnia, Fairy
I am quite happy with how this turned out :)
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740462
America The Greater, The Washington Federation, Krayo29, Western Arba Fir
Good morning, night, afternoon, and evening everyone!
America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Flomonga, Western Arba Fir
Hey there No Big Bankers! Happy to have this new link, hope to see some of you in future events!
As a wise man once said, "this is the start of a beautiful acquaintanceship"
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mathematical calculations you may to be entitled to financial compensation
Brocklandia, Thracia And Crimea, America The Greater, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, Western Arba Fir
Good morning on this very Sunny.. Sunday!
America The Greater, Western Arba Fir, Alcrosnia
Post self-deleted by Alcrosnia.
It's raining where I am
America The Greater
A tornado blew up half my state on Friday
Members of Parliament,
Following The Washington Federation's veto of The Kaverian's Amendment to the Code of Conduct, we convened and held an Emergency Voting Session to determine whether that veto would be overturned or upheld. That Emergency Voting Session has concluded as of this morning. Here's the verdict:
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[*]The veto has been upheld by a vote of 6 Overturn - 13 Uphold. The Kaverian's Amendment to the Code of Conduct will not become regional law at this time.
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Thanks everyone for voting!
I'd like to announce now that Parliament is going to officially enter a recess, as the election begins in three days. For that reason, I can now say with confidence that this one is actually my final announcement as Speaker. So thanks for reading, and come vote on the 15th-22nd!
Speaker of Parliament
New United Common-Lands, Gine Caruttiva, The Kaverian, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
looking forward to the election - feels like campaign period has been so long for this one!
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Syrasia, Western Arba Fir
I have a heatwave of 43 where I am (in Cairo becks of my dad)
How u holding, at least you are not here in Cairo
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I just wanted to say that America The Greater is and will be the greatest Speaker of Parliament ever. Under his reign we got a new constitution and Parliament has been very very very very active passing many pieces of legislation.
I came to this region and stayed because we have an active Parliament without ATG's work I would not be here.
Thank You ATG for all you have done
America The Greater, The Kaverian, Krayo29
Hello guys im new here.
Western Arba Fir, Chronic And Violent Ibs
hi, there has been an influx, so look at this:
America The Greater
IBS also "CamPains" for a while! And could linger for longer (and with crippling symptoms!) with YOUR vote on MAY 15th! Vote CAVIBS for Number 2!
Brocklandia
or Vote Western Arba Fir #2
Who tf to I vote for?
The bowel disorder, obviously.
Socialistic Britain
Note: Not a bowel disorder and isn't chronic OR violent. Unacceptable.
Socialistic Britain
crazyyyyyyy
Pyhdon is latin for:
Python
and
Your anus being violent, chronically
Then please immediately back your big truck full of bank-less money up to the front door on my place and begin dumping.
Nardin, Socialistic Britain
here is 1 trillion HGPvP's, most governments only have 355 HGPvP's
Brocklandia
When was that last time a political campaigner spoke honestly for Number 2--the position, I mean--and told you in advance to expect violent explosions of poop? I find this to be an oddly compelling campaign strategy.
Socialistic Britain
Oh, *squeal!*--Thank you! And just out of curiosity, what's the exchange rate of HGPvPs to Taylor Swift tickets?
infinite
Florida, solar storm. We could see the northern lights.
Socialistic Britain, Western Arba Fir
wow
Hello to our new embassy!
Is this the first post from Europe? :0 (Ohp, no, its not)
Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Skalliad, Western Arba Fir
Sadly no, got beat by 6 hours!
do you have any waffles on you by the way?
America The Greater
Yes! Of course!
*gives a 3,000 ton bag of waffles and syrup*
Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain
haiii
no, he has waffles
Can I have waffles?
I want the entirety of my country covered in it.
Brocklandia, Waffland
would you like a pint of motor oil made from oganesson?
Socialistic Britain
BFL S5 Regular Season - Final Results
Sanders Conference
1st: Sicario Assassins FC - 33 pts (1)
2nd: Real Alicante - 32 pts (2)
3rd: FC Santo Mardozana - 31 pts (3)
4th: Greater Drussi FC - 25 pts (4)
5th: Al-Adhan FC - 24 pts (5)
6th: Ard. Nat. FC - 24 pts (6)
7th: Wash. Fed. FC - 23 pts
8th: Vlaskanese FF - 18 pts
9th: Athletic Klubgevarizm - 17 pts
10th: Danobia FC - 17 pts
11th: Dashing Does FC - 11 pts
Dogger Conference
1st: New-Union FC - 33 pts (1)
2nd: Socialist Brits FC - 32 pts (3)
3rd: Common Land Utd. - 31 pts (2)
4th: Yodle FC - 28 pts (4)
5th: Flomonga FC - 27 pts (5)
6th: Kaverian Royals FC - 19 pts (6)
7th: The NEX FC - 19 pts
8th: Triangolan FC - 19 pts
9th: Mjaun Mockingbirds FC - 18 pts
10th: Lemonan Citruses SC - 16 pts
11th: Lkandrian Imperials FC - 14 pts
We shall see you again on May 18th for the playoffs!
Socialistic Britain, Mjau, Aresetia
Yeah Socialist Brits!
Anyhow.. back to what I was supposed to be doing
The Washington Federation
Congratulations on opening an embassy!
May relation stay strong and may we be friends of the friends!
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Mjau
Afternoon Yall
Mjau
Cheers! 🎉
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain
Sir. SIR. THE SWIFTIES ARE RIOTING! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Brocklandia
This is painting a very interesting picture of Brocklandia. I like it. :)
Brocklandia, Yodle, Socialistic Britain
Hello!
Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Hey. Wassup?
New United Common-Lands, Mjau
Hi from TRTHNBB!
America The Greater
Its almost like thats the region we are in
Mjau
what the sigma
Mjau, Feengngarepierre, Hibbernia
TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYES TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISCUISE CHO CI CHA CHA CHOO CHO
Brocklandia, Feengngarepierre
Think about it: The Number 2 position is almost always better in any scenario. If you're elected Vice President, or Vice Whatever, for the remainder of the Big Number 1's term, all you have to do is ... not die of boredom. There's not much for you to do, so there's so not much responsibility. Nothing that happens will be your fault. But people will still assume you're somehow important, so you'll still get your own private jet, lots of likes, and plenty of media attention any time you open your mouth in public. Oh, and you'll probably get paid for this complete lack of responsibility, along with speaking appearances, a book deal (don't worry--the publisher will hire a ghostwriter), and endorsements. And if you piss off a bunch of people with some uninformed opinion, all the blame goes to Big Number 1 instead.
And on the outside chance that some opponent decides to send out assassin squads, they'll go for the Big Number 1 first, so you'll have plenty of extra time to be warned, get to safety, and go into hiding under an assumed name.
So, yeah, being Number 2--whether literal or metaphorical--is definitely the way to go. Be Number 2! Be Number 2!
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Chronic And Violent Ibs
Almost
America The Greater
I am the bridge between the human and sigma world
I control all four elements of gyatt, gooning, mewing, and fanum tax
I am
The Skibidi: the last rizzbender
Brocklandia, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Feengngarepierre
🧌🧌🧌
Mjau
So they're like robot drag queens?
Do they tuck, or tape? Are they banned in Florida too?
Are you going to be the one to tell Optimus Prime that his lip gloss just isn't right for him?
The Orangutan Nation
You ... don't get out much, do you?
America The Greater, The Orangutan Nation
Don't worry. In five years they'll have forgotten all about her. You just have to be patient ... and worry about who they'll fixate on next.
Id say I spend a couple hours a day out
Brocklandia
I can feel myself losing braincells each second I read this
San Jorentino, Krayo29, Achrom
[I]I know, right?
*Me leaving your head like all the other braincells are doing, taking away 99% of ur IQ*[/I]
San Jorentino
Oh, hey.
No matter how much time you spend out, the brainrot will follow you everywhere.
Brocklandia
Hey touch some grass my guy. Oh and welcome.
They updated my IA rank, and now I have more than PYHDON
Hewo :3
Mjau, Western Arba Fir
Goodday Maen, how are you?
Western Arba Fir
Gud
And u?
Mjau, Western Arba Fir
Post self-deleted by Maen.
Maen, please avoid large useless posts like this in the future, it could get you in trouble for spamming
Brocklandia, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Maen
That's like the chorus of every Donna Summer disco song ever. Do you think you're Donna Summer? Are you trying to bring back disco? Have you been checked other indications of mental illness lately?
Please snip
oh yea mb
So I, in fact, did not get to your rp posts as planned but Ill try too tomorrow. I was a bit busy with work and mothers days and studying
Also one thing Id like to say for all people in rp is too not write the outcomes of your actions. Ill write the outcomes cause otherwise you can literally deal with any problem by rping your own action and outcome and it gets rid of all the hard work
Also also hi New Union :)
Socialistic Britain
You sir, are a genius.
Brocklandia, Yodle
i know right
he is the best bartender ever
Brocklandia
You both flatter me. But I'm still not giving you that roll of "free drink" coupons.
Yodle
There is one position better than number 2, that of the bartender.
Number 2 is the worst position
Third position You did everything you could
First position You are good
Second position you are not enough, You didn't give everything you had, and you couldn't be good enough
Hello? Hello
Yodle, Mjau
IT WONT HAPPEN I KNOW ONE IT WONT HAPPEN
Hi Cats! How are you today?
The Persistence Of Cats Memory
Free drinks
Why are we still here
Just to suffer
Only 7 more hours of exams then Im done!
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mjau
Exam days are the best yet worst days think about it on one hand you don't have any busywork or classwork to do and for me you usually don't get homework but on the other hand... exams lol (ps im talking about the days where ur basically doing exams the entire day lol)
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Me: I got done doing exams last Thursday.
You: I though you said you'd be done 2 weeks ago.
Me: Well, I had to take the Algebra I test so I don't have to do it again.
The Orangutan Nation
and peanuts, and... secrets
drunks talk too much
Mjau
Good luck!
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Orangutan Nation
Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Mick Jagger fans all said the same thing. Fame, she be a cruel mistress.
And you can stop yelling in all-caps now.
Socialistic Britain, The Orangutan Nation
Alr srry for yellling in all caps
Brocklandia, United States Of Alpha
Sure, if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top, maybe Number 2 doesn't sound so good. But consider this: Assassination can be a great way to get a promotion, and when you're Number 2, the field of people you need to assassinate has been narrowed down to just one. So if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits of being a pile of Number 2, feel empowered to start plotting your advancement.
Yodle
Tell that to Chronic And Violent Ibs.
Brocklandia
Oh I know
I had 24+ hours of exams last week
Assassinate? do you mean accident?
Brocklandia
I'm sure the difference in perspectives revolves around the phrases "if you're maybe the ambitious and egotistical sort who's all eager-beaver to be on top," and "if you're looking to move up, instead of just enjoying the no-stress benefits." Different strokes for different levels of ambition.
And I've just been handed this message from NationStates' legal team that I'm being required to read to you: "But of course, encouraging assassination is wrong and no one should do that." So there you have it, lads, lasses, and lassos: the NationStates legal team endorses plausible deniability.
Yodle, The Orangutan Nation
Exactly! I see you're already thinking through the details!
The Orangutan Nation
Hello yall
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