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crap I accidentally made corporal punishment

noooo I clicked the wrong thing on accident thinking itÂ’s what I wanted!

New United Common-Lands

Lkandria wrote:I wrote an issue. Probably didnÂ’t get accepted

New United Common-Lands wrote:It seems they had an issue with your issue

The key to getting an issue published is to submit your draft to the NS Forum for Issue Drafts (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=13), and basically, just take the criticism and edit the issue until it either fizzles out of interest or it becomes acceptable

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Okay okay

Starts writing,

the enemy will be weak as not worried. But it probably is not worried because it can beat us up with robots.

little does it know!

Plus we are both in Eclipse so itÂ’s kinda strange that you are being provocative

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Plus we are both in Eclipse so itÂ’s kinda strange that you are being provocative

Oh yeah I forgot about that

Lemona wrote:crap I accidentally made corporal punishment

noooo I clicked the wrong thing on accident thinking itÂ’s what I wanted!

someone help remove it my civil rights are falling and want them to go up not done :(

New United Common-Lands

and my economy also fell :((((((

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:Oh yeah I forgot about that

someone help remove it my civil rights are falling and want them to go up not done :(

Too late

Wait several weeks for the issue

It took me a couple months for me to get rid of it

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Too late

Wait several weeks for the issue

It took me a couple months for me to get rid of it

Still haven't got an issue to legalise beer yet

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Still haven't got an issue to legalise beer yet

Multiple countries that have been on NS shorter then me alreayd got the option to have nukes or to say no to them, I havenÂ’t got any of those :(

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:Multiple countries that have been on NS shorter then me alreayd got the option to have nukes or to say no to them, I havenÂ’t got any of those :(

Luck of the draw I'm afraid

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Luck of the draw I'm afraid

And my luck sucks

ya know whatÂ’s stupid? I chose option that would have no affect on farming whatsoever, and it lowers my agricultural!

I made one, no reply yet

Brendene wrote:I made one, no reply yet

When? Cause if right now they donÂ’t respond that quickly.

Like 3 minutes ago

Lemona wrote:

someone help remove it my civil rights are falling and want them to go up not done :(

LL

LL

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LLLLLLL

Lemona

I have curfews and corporal punishment. But i don't have prisons? soo are we basically disguising rehab centers into torture houses?

And i still have average civ rights

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

I have dinosaur soldiers

Lemona

I feel its necessary to mention that

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I have dinosaur soldiers

I weaponizing childhood cyber bullies to attack enemy affiliated social media account

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:If Hamburg exists, does cheeseburg exist?

Lemona, this is why I am really tempted to break that alliance we have

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I have curfews and corporal punishment. But i don't have prisons? soo are we basically disguising rehab centers into torture houses?

And i still have average civ rights

I have corporal punishment now and capital punishment, thibg is I have no prisons.

Ya wanna know why? Prisoners fight to the death with dangerous creatures that live across Lemona like Uganda Knuckles. for corporal punishment, IÂ’m assuming we bring the cyber bullies into a room right next to them and tell them insults so bad and some so good they collapse and have a mental breakdown.

Also we do have house arrest itÂ’s not like you shoplifted a toothbrush and now you are gonna fight to death against a creature.

and are main Colosseum is the Roman one.

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemona, this is why I am really tempted to break that alliance we have

Someone people just say burger, so does burg exist?

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemona, this is why I am really tempted to break that alliance we have

You should do it because I think it would be funny

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You should do it because I think it would be funny

haha Sicario if you say one more thing I will have your country fall from the inside

Lemona wrote:Someone people just say burger, so does burg exist?

Habsburger

Ardeyn wrote:Habsburger

Burgers except the bottom loaf is really long, like a baguette.

Lemona wrote:haha Sicario if you say one more thing I will have your country fall from the inside

one more thing

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:one more thing

NO YOU DONT

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Brendene wrote:What

accept the treaty or the war starts up again

Brendene wrote:What

You better start signing that treaty or else we'll bring out the saw

And also your lucky we're only using a saw

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:You better start signing that treaty or else we'll bring out the saw

And also your lucky we're only using a saw

*pulls out a sharpened very sharp axe*

oops

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:*pulls out a *

*pulls out uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Lemona wrote:*pulls out a sharpened very sharp axe*

oops

He's lucky, with Gaul we only used a pencil!

Lemona

I've just now remembered another nation I used to have which sadly CTE

It was Socialistic England

Time to pay respect.

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:He's lucky, with Gaul we only used a pencil!

DonÂ’t forget Ireland. We used a pencil for that too.

but the Gaulish and Irish didnÂ’t attack us, except the IRA but they really just donÂ’t like you, anyways you declared war, so we saw you up.

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:I've just now remembered another nation I used to have which sadly CTE

It was Socialistic England

Time to pay respect.

CanÂ’t you bring back did you forget the password?

Lemona wrote:CanÂ’t you bring back did you forget the password?

Oh nah

I don't think I can

I can try but I don't think I'll be able to

And I think I remember the password

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh nah

I don't think I can

I can try but I don't think I'll be able to

And I think I remember the password

I DID IT

HAHA

Lemona

Socialistic England wrote:I DID IT

HAHA

mwahahaha

Lemona wrote:mwahahaha

Ah I missed this nation

Finally glad it's no longer in the boneyard

Lemona

But the only thing I dont exactly remember is implementing some of the policies I have

Along with being a new York times democracy.

Lemona

Every single time we mention the testy, Brenden either logs off or completely ignores it. So ya know what? Ceasefire off.

Troops in Latvia mobilize and soon conquer of Latvia. As they push through they conquer cities and towns using the Blitzkrieg method and quickly swifts through.

Socialistic Britain, Socialistic England

Lemona wrote:Every single time we mention the testy, Brenden either logs off or completely ignores it. So ya know what? Ceasefire off.

Troops in Latvia mobilize and soon conquer of Latvia. As they push through they conquer cities and towns using the Blitzkrieg method and quickly swifts through.

2nd war over Poland time let's go?

Lemona

On a side note

I have some other nations of mine I could resurrect from the dead.

Lemona

Socialistic England wrote:On a side note

I have some other nations of mine I could resurrect from the dead.

noice

Socialistic England wrote:2nd war over Poland time let's go?

yassss

like part 2 of citrus war except this time we arenÂ’t splitting the enemy north and south, we are just taking land

Lemona wrote:Every single time we mention the testy, Brenden either logs off or completely ignores it. So ya know what? Ceasefire off.

Troops in Latvia mobilize and soon conquer of Latvia. As they push through they conquer cities and towns using the Blitzkrieg method and quickly swifts through.

Didn't they already sign it?

Brendene wrote:Yes, but no 311 denouncing

Or are you actually continuing the war because they didn't agree to denounce a music group

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Didn't they already sign it?Or are you actually continuing the war because they didn't agree to the two joke requests in the treaty

311 I was fine with, but they didnÂ’t sign it.

and the cat girl wasnÂ’t a joke part it was a serious part only the 311 one was.

Lemona wrote:311 I was fine with, but they didnÂ’t sign it.

and the cat girl wasnÂ’t a joke part it was a serious part only the 311 one was.

But they did sign it

My guy said yes when Aya asked

Am I missing something?

Ardeyn wrote:But they did sign it

My guy said yes when Aya asked

Am I missing something?

where

and also the cat girl was always part of the treaty he refused to do it

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Brendene do you sign this?

Brendene wrote:Yes, but no 311 denouncing

Ardeyn wrote:

okay, but

Brendene wrote:Oh, no! IÂ’m not gonna be a cat girl!

And actually, if Aya asked Brenden if he accepts, and he says yes, why didnÂ’t Aya update the map?

Hmmmm?

Lemona wrote:And actually, if Aya asked Brenden if he accepts, and he says yes, why didnÂ’t Aya update the map?

Hmmmm?

I can explain, I CAN EXPLAIN!!

Lemona

I didnÂ’t have access to the map file when the treaty was signed, and when I did I forgot

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I didnÂ’t have access to the map file when the treaty was signed, and when I did I forgot

>:(

but, Brenden still must be a cat girl. He can decline one part, but two parts.

Lemona wrote:>:(

but, Brenden still must be a cat girl. He can decline one part, but two parts.

so either catgirl or 311 denouncing

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:so either catgirl or 311 denouncing

yep

also update the map now pls

Brendene, part of 311 denouncing is making everything affiliated to your nation like documents and stuff and motos and flags anti 311.

Not just saying it

dang, BrendenE got squished under the new treaty, wonder if heÂ’ll ever have the same fate as Poland, I mean he used to be in modern-day Poland.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Brendene, part of 311 denouncing is making everything affiliated to your nation like documents and stuff and motos and flags anti 311.

Not just saying it

for how long

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:dang, BrendenE got squished under the new treaty, wonder if heÂ’ll ever have the same fate as Poland, I mean he used to be in modern-day Poland.

you mean the same fate as the Germans pre Nazis and after epic German empire?

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:for how long

probably same length as cat girl, 5 days.

He could choose to be a wolf femboy instead though for 5 days

Lemona wrote:you mean the same fate as the Germans post Nazis and after epic German empire?

i mean Poland, like how they got squished and eventually disappeared not once but twice.

Lemona

Post self-deleted by Socialistic Britain.

Oops, that didn't mean to happen

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oops, that didn't mean to happen

was about to say epic code fail

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i mean Poland, like how they got squished and eventually disappeared not once but twice.

ThatÂ’s true.

But the treaty is very similar to the Treaty of Versailles in some waysÂ

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:was about to say epic code fail

I was gonna do a rp post but then realized BrendenE signed the treaty

Might as well save it for another time

Lemona

Why does Kaltburg look soÂ

Unpleasant?

When Vlaskal said east Belarus, why do I feel like he meant west?

Wait..

What happened to my land in Gaul??

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Why does Kaltburg look soÂ

Unpleasant?

you said Eastern Belarus not Western Belarus which is what I think you meant.

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait..

What happened to my land in Gaul??

oh the old map with Gaul claims mustÂ’ve not saved when i opened it, imma fix it

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:oh the old map with Gaul claims mustÂ’ve not saved when i opened it, imma fix it

I was gonna say if for some reason that land just went into complete anarchy

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:oh the old map with Gaul claims mustÂ’ve not saved when i opened it, imma fix it

lol Lemonan Gaul is completely normal and britain just owns Normandy

Quick thing, should we give Kalingrad to anyone? Specifically a Lemon sniffer anyone?

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:lol Lemonan Gaul is completely normal and britain just owns Normandy

Quick thing, should we give Kalingrad to anyone? Specifically a Lemon sniffer anyone?

youll have to make a new addition to the treaty and make BrendenE sign it again

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:youll have to make a new addition to the treaty and make BrendenE sign it again

okay!

Brendene you dam little rat but not really cuz you like puppies which kinda gives you a pass on somethings, can I have Kalingrad plz

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:youll have to make a new addition to the treaty and make BrendenE sign it again

Why don't we just give kaliningrad to Vlaskal?

Lemona wrote:okay!

Brendene you dam little rat but not really cuz you like puppies which kinda gives you a pass on somethings, can I have Kalingrad plz

are you sure a nation whoÂ’s already squished accept losing even more territory

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Why don't we just give kaliningrad to Vlaskal?

that might cause a Vlaskanese-BrendenE war if BrendenE doesnÂ’t agree to it though

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:that might cause a Vlaskanese-BrendenE war if BrendenE doesnÂ’t agree to it though

So essentially another war where we can get more territory?

Sign me up!

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:So essentially another war where we can get more territory?

Sign me up!

Yeah sounds great!

Socialistic Britain

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:are you sure a nation whoÂ’s already squished accept losing even more territory

Because if not I beat him to death

Socialistic Britain

Anyway it's almost 2am so I shall leave in a couple minutes

And if we are changing parts of the treaty, I want the coast of Estonia

If we aren't, then forget that

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:So essentially another war where we can get more territory?

Sign me up!

well we need Vlaskal so we know if he even wants Kalinigrad

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:well we need Vlaskal so we know if he even wants Kalinigrad

Oh wait yeah

Time to wait 2-3 weeks

Lemona

also the thing also didnt save VlaskalÂ’s special military operation in Kazakhstan, anyone remember the message where he laid specific claims

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Anyway it's almost 2am so I shall leave in a couple minutes

And if we are changing parts of the treaty, I want the coast of Estonia

If we aren't, then forget that

If we are I would like all of BrendenE and kaltvurg to get west Belarus not east because it burns my eyes to look at that

Vlaskal wrote:north kazakhstan, Qostanay, Aqtobe, atyrau, Mangghysatu, west kazakhstan has fallen to Vlaskal, kazakh government has agreed to terms, the war is officially over

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:also the thing also didnt save VlaskalÂ’s special military operation in Kazakhstan, anyone remember the message where he laid specific claims

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:also the thing also didnt save VlaskalÂ’s special military operation in Kazakhstan, anyone remember the message where he laid specific claims

NUCL lost Bulgaria and Romania

Lemona wrote:If we are I would like all of BrendenE and kaltvurg to get west Belarus not east because it burns my eyes to look at that

i knew BrendenE would get PolandÂ’d, now we need to wait for him to either agree to disappear (unlikely) or yet another war!

Lemona

Lemona wrote:If we are I would like all of BrendenE and kaltvurg to get west Belarus not east because it burns my eyes to look at that

Oi no

We give you all of Latvia and some nearby land, I get all of Estonia and some nearby land

Kaltburg gets all the stuff you said

And Vlaskal gets the rest

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i knew BrendenE would get PolandÂ’d, now we need to wait for him to either agree to disappear (unlikely) or yet another war!

yayyyyy

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oi no

We give you all of Latvia and some nearby land, I get all of Estonia and some nearby land

Kaltburg gets all the stuff you said

And Vlaskal gets the rest

And Kaltburg gets some of Kalingrad for German stuff, and I just get that I think sand dune I think it was strip of land thingy at Kalingrad

Lemona wrote:And Kaltburg gets some of Kalingrad for German stuff, and I just get that I think sand dune I think it was strip of land thingy at Kalingrad

I mean all of the area around the lagoon so basically we own the lagoon

Lemona wrote:And Kaltburg gets some of Kalingrad for German stuff, and I just get that I think sand dune I think it was strip of land thingy at Kalingrad

Alright,now that's the new treaty

Although Vlaskal has to agree as well

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Alright,now that's the new treaty

Although Vlaskal has to agree as well

Actually, we keep them around, but the size of bulgaria around its capital

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