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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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weshallrefrainfornow[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
xeri
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
[sub]whaaaatIsaidIwouldrefrain[/sub]
Lemona
I hate small children
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K9xICR2cApM
Lemona
saaaaaame
Lemona
I enjoy them
Xerimerc
0-o
Lemona
These children that I am dealing with are sooooo annoying
Lemona, Xerimerc
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The multiverse mod is so much fun
Lemona, Xerimerc
Who made this and where do they live
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I can easily trick them when theyre annoying and they stop
Xerimerc
You can find the mod authors on the FTL wiki
Lemona, Xerimerc
mm
okai
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I
Xerimerc
Heat can be generated via friction
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Friction can be generated when two surfaces rub against eachother
Lemona
Xeri when it hears something vaguely furry:
Who are they
Where do they live
What is their IP address
What is their address
What is their political ideology
Do they go to church
Where do they work
What is their social security number
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
;3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
The two surfaces can be generated by the combination of atoms
Lemona, Xerimerc
At this point xeri lacks a gender and is just a computer program loaded into a fluffy body
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
true
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
And the body is also not gendered since it lacks any parts
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Xerilore
Lemona, Xerimerc
Nuclear weapons
Lemona, Xerimerc
0-o
Lemona
Chemical
Xerimerc
O👄O
Lemona, Xerimerc
⚠️
Lemona, Xerimerc
👁️O👁️
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oPWlCArvqFE
Lemona
🤓🤡🤓
Xerimerc
🤡👄🤡
Xerimerc
👁️👄👁️
👕
👖
👟
Lemona, Xerimerc
👁️💋👁️
Lemona, Xerimerc
🤓
👕
👖
🥾🥾
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UV1-95nbSzE
Lemona
👁️👄👁️
💪👕💪
🦵🦵
Lemona, Xerimerc
👁️🫦👁️
Xerimerc
TWO MORE DAYS!
Xerimerc
Til what
Lemona, Xerimerc
TILL WHAT
Lemona
0///o
Lemona
Well sillies, til the end of the election of course!
Xerimerc
:0
Lemona
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031684019844300821/1068689357055201421/0f966f7a31b1b726eccfef71fac78721.jpg
I enjoy this image
Lemona
And I do not!
Xerimerc
And you have every right to your opinion! :D
Lemona
And so do you!
Wow, exclamation points really make it seem like I am always happy!
Xerimerc
YEaH!
Lemona
Please save me!
Xerimerc
:D
Lemona
:D
Xerimerc
Same!
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtube.com/shorts/Lpg586qtaxU?feature=share
Xerimerc
https://youtube.com/shorts/4U-R2OehPJU?feature=share
like tail bone
Xerimerc
Sneks have legs
they're just non-functional
Lemona
what I meant is that the legs are non functional and they are left over from the past
kinda like the tailbone, which is left from the past
Xerimerc
*says a word*
Lemona, Xerimerc
A word
Xerimerc
oooh I see
what if humans still had tails
mm
we'd be worse at running
mm
Lemona
O w O
Lemona
thats why we lost em
Xerimerc
https://youtube.com/shorts/PPUkXO3nvYk?feature=share
Xerimerc
Our seats would be different
Xerimerc
Its actually really disgusting to think of a tail with no fur and little things of hair on someones hip
Xerimerc
what if it was fluffi tail
not weird monke tail
Lemona
great apes lack tails
Xerimerc
I know
Lemona
that just sounds like it would be a cosmetic
Xerimerc
no
you didnt
you totally just learned that
Xerimerc
well-
*The xeri corporation as decided against allowing XeriMerc's explanation to be broadcast*
Lemona
oh no
what was xeri gonna say
Xerimerc
I mean
I don't know of any great apes that do have a tail
and I don't think monke with tail when I think Great Ape
Lemona
not having tail is like a distinct feature of great apes
Xerimerc
I know
Lemona
hehe
I love the scientific name for western gorillas
Xerimerc
-abridged- you can purchase a (fake) tail to 'wear' -abridged-
Lemona
[spoiler=wikipedia] The great apes are tailless primates, with the smallest living species being the bonobo at 3040 kilograms in weight, and the largest being the eastern gorillas, with males weighing 140180 kilograms. In all great apes, the males are, on average, larger and stronger than the females, although the degree of sexual dimorphism varies greatly among species. Although most living species are predominantly quadrupedal, they are all able to use their hands for gathering food or nesting materials, and, in some cases, for tool use.[33]
All species are omnivorous,[34] but chimpanzees and orangutans primarily eat fruit. When gorillas run short of fruit at certain times of the year or in certain regions, they resort to eating shoots and leaves, often of bamboo, a type of grass. Gorillas have extreme adaptations for chewing and digesting such low-quality forage, but they still prefer fruit when it is available, often going miles out of their way to find especially preferred fruits. Humans, since the Neolithic revolution, consume mostly cereals and other starchy foods, including increasingly highly processed foods, as well as many other domesticated plants (including fruits) and meat. Hominid teeth are similar to those of the Old World monkeys and gibbons, although they are especially large in gorillas. The dental formula is
2.1.2.3
2.1.2.3
. Human teeth and jaws are markedly smaller for their size than those of other apes, which may be an adaptation to not only having supplanted with extensive tool use the role of jaws in hunting and fighting, but also eating cooked food since the end of the Pleistocene.[35][36]
Gorilla
Gestation in great apes lasts 89 months, and results in the birth of a single offspring, or, rarely, twins. The young are born helpless, and require care for long periods of time. Compared with most other mammals, great apes have a remarkably long adolescence, not being weaned for several years, and not becoming fully mature for eight to thirteen years in most species (longer in orangutans and humans). As a result, females typically give birth only once every few years. There is no distinct breeding season.[33]
Gorillas and chimpanzees live in family groups of around five to ten individuals, although much larger groups are sometimes noted. Chimpanzees live in larger groups that break up into smaller groups when fruit becomes less available. When small groups of female chimpanzees go off in separate directions to forage for fruit, the dominant males can no longer control them and the females often mate with other subordinate males. In contrast, groups of gorillas stay together regardless of the availability of fruit. When fruit is hard to find, they resort to eating leaves and shoots. Because gorilla groups stay together, the male is able to monopolize the females in his group. This fact is related to gorillas' greater sexual dimorphism relative to that of chimpanzees; that is, the difference in size between male and female gorillas is much greater than that between male and female chimpanzees. This enables gorilla males to physically dominate female gorillas more easily. In both chimpanzees and gorillas, the groups include at least one dominant male, and young males leave the group at maturity.[/spoiler]
Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U605Gv1t-w4
Lemona
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rZLAmKuvO2w
Lemona
They should do that irl
Xerimerc
Lemona
Lemona
what
Xerimerc
Do you wanna get in trouble with sicario again
Lemona
😉
Xerimerc
Boi
Lemona, Xerimerc
Recreational Archery, is what I meant of course
They have such good aim
Xerimerc
which boi
Lemona
All of em
Lemona, Xerimerc
:0
Lemona
Consumers
Xerimerc
such many bois
Lemona
Gae
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.tiktok.com/@cutterman830/video/7181985704740801838
Big saw
Sicario Mercenary Corps is this what chainsword is like
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
explain
Lemona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-j6PWNoO0
Lemona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oHGNaifIE
Lemona
Homoseggxual
Lemona, Xerimerc
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