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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
MARCH 12TH, 2024, SOCIALISTIC BRITAIN, SOUTH AMERICA, 15:00
SOLIDARITY FOREVER
"If the enemy leaves a door open, you must rush in."
[spoiler=The Rebels Approach]a man stood on his balcony out the front of the house, in the south american commune of Socialistic Britain, He was forced to relocate north to Sao Luis, the south had been overrun by rebels, and they were quickly approaching. on his TV the only thing playing on every channel was a shot of the British war flag accompanied by the war anthem, This man had a wife and children, But he was concerned he couldn't protect them for much longer from the threat approaching north. he sighed into the warm south american air, glancing back to his TV, His wife had gone out for a short walk, his children were playing in their own room, but he couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong..
He sees his wife running down the street towards the house, she's atleast a block away from the house, screaming something, when she got closer to the house, about 3 or 4 houses away, he could make out what she was saying "RUN! RUN! HIDE THE CHILDREN, THE REBELS ARE HERE!" He froze at the statement, he thought his family was safe, now the rebels are here? it couldnt be, until his wife got in the house and he could see rebels approaching down the street alongside rebel APCs, he scrambled from the balcony into his childrens rooms, their house had a basement accessible from a bulkhead outside the house itself, he gathered his children as his wife ran up the stairs to him, they hugged before he told his wife "Watch over them, I'll go grab our rifle" He left the three, heading into his and his wife's room, he got on his knees as quickly as he could and bended over to allow his hands to search under the bed, after a second or two of rummaging, he felt his rifle, The SA-81, and pulled it out, getting on his feet.
he quickly ran back out the room, he now headed with his wife and children to the backgarden exit and circled to the side of the house, opening the bulkhead, he ushered his children in first, then his wife, when suddenly he looked to his right, seeing the rebels pass, when one of the rebels noticed him, he quickly lunged inside the basement, closing the bulkhead as quickly as he could, only a second after doing so, he could hear the aforementioned rebel banging on the door, he told his wife and children to hide behind anything they could, the 3 found a few boxes stacked up ontop of eachother and scattered about in the corner of the basement, they moved them to allow themselves to fit behind it, they did so. he waited in the middle of the basement with his rifle ready, he grabbed a table that was on the left of the room and was using it as cover, He knew the rebels would most likely break in, it was just any moment now..
he could hear the rebel singing songs as they prepared to breach the door, he couldnt make it out exactly but.. "We're comin down the road!" He scoffed, that would be the last song he heard before he dies, he really couldnt believe the situation he was in, he dismissed his thoughts and waited for them to breach. when finally, They did, smoke filled the room as the explosion of the breach roared, he began firing into the entrance, unrelenting, The rebels fired back. this carried on for 10 seconds before he was hit in the shoulder by a stray rebel bullet, he exclaimed in pain "AGH! DAMNIT!" he ducked behind his cover, quickly reloading, when suddenly a rebel rushed him and appeared beside him, the only thing he could get out before being shot was "wAIT NO-" his children wanted to cry, but their mother comforted them, trying to stop herself crying, the rebels took his rifle before leaving.
The mother and children waited there for 10 minutes before going out of cover, the wife couldnt look, gesturing for her children to look away, they did so, the wife grabbed her jacket and placed it over him, taking a minute to process what had just happened, she finally got her children and exited the basement, there was no sign of the rebels. they were long gone, she and her children went back into their house, they didnt know what they were going to do, they couldnt just ignore this.. but what else were they going to do?
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Yodle, Vordoslavia
Oh would you look at that, it seems I accidentally-on-purpose revealed who the spammer was when I nuked all their nations.
Yodle, America The Greater, Tea Island Systems, Zerphen, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Santu Surgo, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Lawid, Sinortica, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Rica Nardis, Kaidia, Faralried, Venesia Grande, The Craggo Republic, Gine Caruttiva, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Lorderia, Celist, Bugnarak, Voxelburg, The Peach Nation
Vordoslavian researchers, after successfully developing new armor, want to unlock cloning technology, for more expendable military personnel, research has begun to make this happen, and is expected to take weeks to complete, but the researchers are working as hard as they can to make this happen.
THE GODS FROM ABOVE
wait
Blue Penguin was the mastermind of this after all?
Yodle, America The Greater, Tea Island Systems, Sicario Mercenary Corps
It was an inside job!
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Imagine how mentally ill you need to be to try and pull off that stunt with a straight face.
America The Greater, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Well, at least that is dealt with
we can all go back to our normal nationstates buisiness
America The Greater, Sicario Mercenary Corps
One of those puppets was in Parliament! Marinia Island is out. What a reveal!
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Something smelled fishy..
Oh, I just had fish on me
well besides that, Finally!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Bugnarak
'mastermind' is far too generous
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
More like.. Puppeteer?
America The Greater, Vordoslavia
all of the above
America The Greater
Thank you
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Puttt, Vordoslavia, Mjau
Post self-deleted by Vordoslavia.
Well, one less mess out there.
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Vordoslavia
We've been having mess after mess today, it is quite bizarre
America The Greater, Vordoslavia, Bugnarak
I guess something just snapped, something inside of them
Yh
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic
till rp reset
i guess that is until everything resets lol
*AHEM* SA Chart *AHEM*
Sorry for being unactive guys, had a very full weekend
Vordoslavia
you just missed the best part of the weekend
Lawid
What happened?
Vordoslavia
ah man, too much, I recommend just looking at previous posts
Lawid
Halleluja thank the mods
Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia
And I just wanted to have a chilled out day.
Yodle, America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Vordoslavia, Mjau, Western Arba Fir
It's fine, we had a quick mod response
Vordoslavia
well, at exactly 12:00 AM EST, RP resets, so make sure you are ready for that, I am exited for a new SA chart
New United Common-Lands
Besides, there's no threat anymore
ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ?
New United Common-Lands, Vordoslavia
Btw I noticed I haven't endorsed u yet so here u go!
Vordoslavia
Thank you!
Gine Caruttiva
thats what they want you to think
Gine Caruttiva
uh oh..
Vordoslavia
Final boss
MAX BARRY
Gine Caruttiva
MAX HAS COME FOR REVENGE
Vordoslavia
Immediate Closure of Embassies with 'Gravy'
The Region That Has No Big Banks, unequivocally stands as a pro-LGBTQ+ region, as a regional government we make it our duty to make this region a safe environment for all, no matter who they choose to love or how they choose to identify. We hold the firm expectation that all our embassy partners share and uphold these principles.
Regrettably, we have found evidence that the region Gravy does not create a safe environment for these communities. Homophobia, and homophobic sentiments, are commonly shared on their discord server, this behavior being normalised by regional administrators making the same offensive remarks, and thereby creating a safe haven for this discrimination. Regardless of intent when making these statements, it creates a hostile environment which we do not support.
TRTHNBB is deeply disturbed by its findings, prompting our Regional Government to take immediate decision to cut all ties with the region. In addition to closing embassies, TRTHNBB will be calling for the immediate removal of Gravy from the Inter-regional alliance JEFF.
Kind regards
[nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation]
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Yodle, America The Greater, Tea Island Systems, Zerphen, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Vordoslavia, Krayo29, Mjau
Mashed potato with gravy is off the menu lads..
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, The Washington Federation, Puttt, Krayo29, Bugnarak
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yodle, Tea Island Systems, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, The Spartan Dominion
another moderator win
Yodle, Zerphen, Socialistic Britain
I should have run away from there a long time ago
Yodle
enjoy your time in a great region whos name is to long
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, The Washington Federation, Puttt, Krayo29, Mjau
Ah yes, The Region Whose Name Is Too Long (TRWNITL)
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Mjau
I'm happy we were able to validate your concerns with them. I promise you will have a much better experience here haha
Socialistic Britain, Krayo29
Post by The Spartan Dominion suppressed by Yodle.
Krayo. I have no idea how you even convinced them we are homophobic. We are literally anything but homophobic! Plus what even was you evidence? Plus you arent even on the discord server!
Socialistic Britain
The Administration came about the decision without Krayo's intervention, it was actually through our investigation that we came to the conclusion, which just so happened to validate Krayo's experience. In the search bar on your Discord, look up 'gay' and see what pops up. The posts on the 7th, regardless of intent, create a hostile environment for LGBTQ+ folks.
America The Greater, Zerphen, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Puttt, The Spartan Dominion, Krayo29, Mjau
Post by The Spartan Dominion suppressed by Yodle.
Wdym search bar
Socialistic Britain
-snip-
America The Greater, The Spartan Dominion
Post by The Spartan Dominion suppressed by Yodle.
Do you mean browse channels?
-snip-
The Spartan Dominion, Mjau
Post by The Spartan Dominion suppressed by America The Greater.
Ok. I am just saying that from what I have seen our region is not homophobic in the slightest.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=209040
Pick a number and win a prize! <- New Poll!
You can pick numbers 1-5, and you'll win something nifty!
America The Greater, Socialistic Britain, Puttt
My favorite memory of the Detroit Lions
Is them never winning a Super Bowl and never going to one
Yodle, Kaidia
Too much controversy
I go again
Yodle, Kaidia
Hopefully should be mostly over now, it's been quite the day
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
I remember when it was like this every other day
Those were weird times
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
I do want them to win though
NFC North all the way
Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Vordoslavia.
ITS A MIRACLE
ITS FINALLY SNOWING IN SOUTHERN USA
ITS A NATIONSTATES MIRACLE
Kaidia, Bugnarak
Babies first snow
Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Congratulations and welcome into proper winter's embrace.
Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Its only sleeting where I live _ v _
Yodle, America The Greater, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
What happened!
Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
The snow is just missing my part of Texas, for which I'm grateful
Yodle, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Long story lmao
America The Greater, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Just finished reading thats pretty crazy.
Yodle, America The Greater, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
guys RP resets in a little bit, get ready roleplay your nations demise
and then rise to power again
Kaidia
*4th
Kaidia
Idk if its going to be this cold for us, it might as well snow so I can call into work lmao
Kaidia
some out there would this a jinx lol
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
That would of been a superb name for the Anti-PA mission ;-;
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia
see yall in 57 mins
Kaidia
Post by National Coraland Of Fishery suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
On god On my life we are never homophonic
Kaidia
Dear lord I hope no one is ever homephonic that sounds horrible
Kaidia
Its a somber day in TRTHNBB
This day will definitely not go down in history
Kaidia
Sunday, April 30th, 2023
Kaidia
guys it's the 15th for me
Kaidia
Post self-deleted by National Coraland Of Fishery.
can i get a yodle figurine?
New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Inperio Burito, Mjau
Hello, I am a friend of puttt
Yodle, Kaidia, Puttt, Krayo29, Mjau
Post by National Coraland Of Fishery suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (someone said)
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (yeah)
Post by National Coraland Of Fishery suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
In the night I hear 'em talk
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul to a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
Oh, how could you be so heartless?
Post by National Coraland Of Fishery suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
N-n-now that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man, I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been on ya
hi, im not here to stir trouble or anything, just a question or two
what did ppl in gravy say that was homophobic? i cant find anything on my own (on their discord server), so could any of u direct me as to what exactly was said? thanks in advance
Kaidia
Do you have discord, happy to discuss there, if not I can telegram you the evidence?
So Pep, Kaidia
ill tg u my discord
Kaidia
My brain is too exhausted to actually do anything today..
America The Greater, Kaidia
The RP maps have officially been updated but just for the sake of it, we can continue our little apocalypse RP as a preamble for the current RP map
Yodle, America The Greater, Kaidia, Mjau
OK
[I]Now to wait until January ends[/I]
Yodle
yo
Yodle, Kaidia, Mjau
Welcome!
Kaidia
hru doing
Kaidia
Whaaaaat Yodle has opps
Whaaat
Kaidia, Mjau
He got opps yo
Kaidia, Mjau
Welcome to the region!
Kaidia, Amazigh Berberia
MARCH 14TH, 2024, SOCIALISTIC BRITAIN, LONDON, 12:00
THE END
"All warfare is based on deception"
[spoiler=The End]
TW Warning: Suicide right at the end, just thought i should mention that
News had come in from south america, it had fallen. London is the last remaining bastion of the British Dream, the advisors as well as the PM in the war room sighed, This was it, They were doomed. they anticipated in the next few hours, Londons defences would fall and the rebels would come rushing in, the PM lit a cigarette and left the war room, going to where he had previously sent the last national address of the nation, he closed and locked the metal door behind him, he sat down and began smoking. soon enough an hour had passed when he came out and returned to the war room, his advisors told him as soon as he came in "Sir, Our defences have fallen, the rebels are coming here NOW" he froze, that soon? surely not, right? but radio transmissions from soldiers on the front lines confirmed, They couldn't do anything now, the soldiers and civilians above were on their own, inside the vault were 3 secure rooms, meant to house advisors, government officials and other such individuals, he ordered his advisors to head to 2 of these 3 rooms, he was going to stay on his own in the third, which compared to the others, was closest to the entrance of the vault, yet still quite far. the advisors and PM began moving to these rooms, however, one advisor, off in another part of the vault, was of course not aware. when this advisor returned to the war room and found it empty, she figured they were in the secure rooms of the vault, but by the time she realized this, the other advisors and PM were already in the rooms, and by the time she had gotten back, the rebels had already found the vault and were now entering.
Luckily, the war room was not very close to the entrance, so if she ran for it, she could get to the rooms without being spotted by the rebels, so with this plan, she left the war room and began making it to the secure ones as quick as she could, when she got there 5-10 minutes later, she began knocking on the third door, hoping whoever was in would let her inside, she spoke "PM? Advisors? could you let me in please? the rebels are here!" she waited for a moment for a response, she got none, she went to the other 2 and did the same, yet still no response, she went back to the third and asked once again. but suddenly, she could hear footsteps nearby, she knew it was the rebels, her voice became more panicked "Uhh, Please let me in!? The Rebels are going to come around the corner any minute now!" The footsteps became closer and closer "P-PLEASE! LET ME IN!" she began banging on the door, her voice cracking, yet still no response with the footsteps even closer "PLEASE I-I'LL DO A-ANYTHING!" it seemed like she began tearing up, her voice becoming louder and even more cracked "P-PM?! ADVISORS!?!? A-ANYBODY!? PLEASE L-LET ME IN!" still no response, and finally, the rebels appeared at the end of the hall, despite this she kept banging and screaming "PLEASE PLEASE THE REBELS ARE HERE I BEG YOU P-PLEA-" Her screams were cut short by the sound of gunfire, there was a second of silence before a thud, the sound of a body falling. the PM knew what he had just done but he had to, in the room he was situated in, there was a table with a pistol on it, he grabbed ahold of it, knowing the rebels were soon to break in, he pointed the gun at his temple, thankfully or rather not, the advisors were making much more noise than the PM, therefore the rebels went to break those rooms open first, taking 5 minutes each.
The PM could hear his advisors shout and scream, trying to fight the rebels, to no avail, once all the advisors had been dealt with by the rebels, they went to the final room, the PMs room, They banged at the door, set up multiple explosives, and set them off, it did nothing, they set up the explosives again, set them off, nothing, but the third time, the door swung open. finally, the PM shouted "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" shooting the gun, the rebels looked on, before the PMs body fell to the ground, lifeless. the rebels had done it, Britain had fallen and their leader was dead.
"Long Live the Monarchy"[/spoiler]
Lemona, Kaidia, Vordoslavia, Mjau
My computer crashed and I lost half my data
Kaidia
Blue screen of doom
Yodle, Kaidia, Mjau
A leader killing himself in a bunker while his nation is falling and capital is the only thing left
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Kaidia, Gine Caruttiva, Vordoslavia
sus
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaidia
PART ONE OF TWO
MARCH 14TH, 2024, VORDOSLAVIA, STADT TALACOMSTA, 1:12
"Mein Kaiser, we have to go, now. Rebels are taking over, we must abandon the planet, except for the remaining loyal civilian population."
"Call my Ministers, get them at the Talacomsta Spaceport, and get as many civilians as possible, at least 17 shuttles will be full of men, Women, and Children, and one shuttle will be for you, me, and my ministers, one shuttle will also be reserved for the generals. GO NOW. "
He Scrambles out of the room, the Kaiser moves swiftly and can grab significant things, pictures of his family, clothes, and heirlooms, he runs into little Leopold the 2nds room, he is now two years old, and can make a conversation fully.
"Leopold, pack your things please, no more than five minutes."
"I've already packed my things, Father, what is the matter?"
"It doesn't matter, follow me, Leopold"
they rush to the car, suitcases in hand, the Kaiser's advisor has already left, the Kaiser short behind him, he starts the car and starts driving to the spaceport, after watching the chaos ensue in the capital, they finally arrive, all the ministers, and advisor, are already in the ship, the Kaiser rushes to the ship while carrying his son, and bags, he enters and the door closes, and liftoff, the other 17 shuttles behind him, a destination set to earth, its a long, silent ride, but they finally arrive to Earth, they settle in modern-day Germany, and find that it's... empty?
"Mein Kaiser." The advisor whispers "It's empty but full of natural resources, we can rebuild here, with enough time, maybe we will become as great as we once were, and maybe meet other nations, as long as every pitches in, we will be at home in no time!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Yodle, Kaidia
Woohoo an entire set of rp just got erased from my device woohoo
Socialistic Britain, Kaidia, Vordoslavia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.