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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I recommend giving art of war a read
Or listen
https://youtu.be/fDAnmujWlsM
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hi craggy do you want pats
Lemona, Xerimerc, The Craggo Republic
Art of War has basic knowledge most people know. If you know your enemy, duh you're gonna win.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Resources
Money, uranium, silver, gold, potassium, and chlorine.
Especially chlorine
Xerimerc
I crave to pat, and maybe that will satisfy.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
Still, its worth it
Gets your gears turning, gives you ideas
Lemona, Xerimerc
You may
Lemona, Xerimerc
Chlorine is important if Im preparing for war
Xerimerc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbczIcSqvNM
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
And listening to Joshua graham is nice too
Lemona, Xerimerc
3 trillion euroasins. 1 EUS is 1.35 USD.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ok, please return, I will take it as a patpat of great honour.
*patpat* Floof noises
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
No Im not for annexing nations whole
Lemona, Xerimerc, Sicario Foreign Ops
1 EUS is 27 cents bud
http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=United+Socialist+Republic+of+Eurasia
Xerimerc
Flags of convenience are interesting concepts
Lemona, Xerimerc
Copper is the best material I got.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Chlorine
I need Chlorine
Xerimerc
I thought it was a bit goofy he was near ACSSA levels of currency.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Using something like radon would be effective if you want to prevent the usage of infrastructure for a while
Lemona, Xerimerc
gosh Ive had some inflation
My currency is worth a bit less now
Xerimerc
At this point IDK what my economy is.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I need Chlorine
Xerimerc
Hmm, chlorine gas? I might have some, I don't know myself, and I don't want to say it if my area has none.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Chlorine Bombs
Xerimerc
I need Chlorine
Xerimerc
Ah, I definitely don't have that, and I'm not sure what form chlorine takes naturally because I forgot.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I forgot about the bows
Xerimerc
I HAVE URANIUM
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lemona begins the creation of a new C-Bomb, meant to be stronger and more destruction.
Xerimerc
Okay
I need Chlorine
Xerimerc
Not much but some.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I will fund 0.1% of your military.
Lemona, Xerimerc
After receiving this response Lkandrian soldiers march through plantations freeing slaves. Air squadrons begin flying frequent patrols over USRE and checking on its military bases
Lemona, Xerimerc
A give my bit of uranium towards any nuke projects you have.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Uh, I have salt, can't really extract it but I have common salt, I can give you like 500 aquamarines, around 1k, just as a gift.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Note most of these slaves are of Lkandrian descent.
Lemona, Xerimerc
How?
Lemona, Xerimerc
"The refugees didn't care and now neither do I" Mortem Causatio's last words.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Few bit of nunya
Lemona, Xerimerc
Think. You are in europe and asia I am eurasia. We have no one ethnic group.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Too early
Xerimerc
I'm sorry, I don't mean to budge in but *hits with sharp rock* I wanna try lobotomy. ( This is a joke, I'm too far away)
Lemona, Xerimerc
There is absolutely zero way you couldve kidnapped anyone from my country due to various rp reasons and the security within my country. Also I dont think anyone would want to move to youre third rate country
Lemona, Xerimerc
too early
There goes USRE
Xerimerc
And most love you besides that Marcus guy
Can you do more rp with those guys
Xerimerc
The nation of the USROE is in shock. The government is chaos and most submit to the Lkandrians.
Xerimerc
Well, the only thing is he is inside of you. 💞
I refer to the map, said this and it sounded funnier in my head.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah Ill probably type up some more rp over spring break cause that is in two days
Lemona, Xerimerc
Haha psychotic dictatorship with no political freedoms? Sounds like North Korea.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Oh, excuses due to him saying a sad truth?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Highest patriotism in the region. My people love me
Lemona, Xerimerc
With no leader until the next election there is no one to sign peace treaties with.
Lemona, Xerimerc
No they fear you.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Shut up simp.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Both are four letters
Lemona, Xerimerc
Both have different meanings.
Lemona, Xerimerc
They love him, you should see them
Xerimerc
This doesn't concern you Craggo
Lemona, Xerimerc
I don't because his extremely high security.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Because his extremely high patriotism
Xerimerc
Besides who would live in a psychotic dictatorship? Unless they are afraid of the government.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I tried to incite revolution once with pinecone
Didnt work
Xerimerc
They were born in it
Xerimerc
Patriotism can be of love or of fear. NS measures it by how many flags are saluted, but in a dictatorship you are forced to salute.
Lemona, Xerimerc
True but the first Lkandrians who were they?
Lemona, Xerimerc
People from Asia
Xerimerc
But it doesn't matter we have pretty much a match up of Poland vs the Nazis and Soviets. Minus the fact Lkandria is communist.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes but they could leave.
Lemona, Xerimerc
And my leader being dead from simple pressure doesn't help the situation of my country.
Lemona, Xerimerc
They were from the 900s and the dictatorship was set up not too long later
Xerimerc
Not my fault you rpd that
Xerimerc
Also Lkandria being the most powerful does not help me whatsoever
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah not me either
Xerimerc
I rped it for a reason that this war would go on and on.
And since there is chaos no real elections.
So no leader until Lkandria leaves the USROE
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lkandria isnt gonna kill you citizens
Xerimerc
At least your not surrounded by him.
Lemona, Xerimerc
But there will still be chaos.
Lemona, Xerimerc
If lkandria wants peace I'll make him leave.
Lemona, Xerimerc
you chose that stop buddy
Xerimerc
Why don't you shut up man? Not with lkandria but I can't say an opinion anymore, I was just agreeing with Lkandria. Also who you calling simp, I like cat, cat pat, catboy, catboy pat, serotonin. Also, are you just a ripoff of socialist federation of Eurasia from Soyuz. I mean, same place, socialist, I believe you were in Soyuz before here, lot of chances for you to be a ripoff.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Unless he kills my population and annexes me but he said he wouldn't and I'm praying he doesn't
Lemona, Xerimerc
If Lkandria wants peace you take the peace and only do what he includes in the deal
This is from experience
Xerimerc
xeri is not cat silly xeri is xeri 😒
Xerimerc
No I got recruitment telegram from NUCL and joined of all regions because this one.
Was anti fascist.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lkandrian soldiers march into the USRE in an attempt to restore order before a civil war breaks out within the fractured government while they look for suitable replacements
Lemona, Xerimerc
Never heard of Soyuz till someone came from there and posted in the RMB
Lemona, Xerimerc
Lkandria is a dictatorship but tbh the reason why no one outside would live in it is because the outside paints it as horrible
Its not that bad
freedom of sexuality
Xerimerc
Roe, I don't think you understand, if this ends with Lkandria leaving, unless from clear better judgement than I can give, is a slim chance, I feel as if they could, with such high SA, absolutely and utterly destroy you, I mean no offense, just facts of life, Lkandria is strong as hell and you're inside of them.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Thank Yodle.
Dunno why I rped my leader dying.
Pretty ironic since his name meant Death Causation in latin or something like that.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yep. Might as well be Estonia in 1940.
Lemona, Xerimerc
At least I don't have a full civil war.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Surprising, I thought you were just a ripoff, but I guess you won't spoil the good name of Eurasia.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Worst I would do to somebody is probably annex all but one province of them but they'd have to be pretty annoying for me to do that
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah, luckily you are a merciful warlord.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Eurasia was the first thing that came to mind.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Eurasia is a pretty cool guy.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Not a merciful threatener though.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Never met him
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well yes that's what threats are meant to be
Lemona, Xerimerc
I didn't know if Lkandria and Vlaskal had an alliance or not.
Praying they did because if they went to war I would be Belgium.
Lemona, Xerimerc
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