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ah, should i change my flag to am uwu cat grill?

Lemona

Adert wrote:how to have an army in this game and how to trade with other states

rolePLAYYYYYY

guaranteed to blow your mind

Vlaskal wrote:ah, should i change my flag to am uwu cat grill?

yes you should change it to an electric grill

she’s a killer

QUEEEEENNNNNN

dynamite with a

LASERbeam

playful as a pussy cattttttttt

blame Tomohawk

blame Tomohawk

Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault!

i wanna grill grill grill grill! UuUUuUUuWWwWuUUuuUU *autistic lawnmower noises*

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i wanna grill grill grill grill! UuUUuUUuWWwWuUUuuUU *autistic lawnmower noises*

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault!

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1717694

Adert wrote:how to have an army in this game and how to trade with other states

Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault! Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault! Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault! Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault!

Lemona wrote:YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's Tomohawk’s fault!

blame the lime lovers! der takin' our jobs!!! build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall!!!!

hahahah guys guess what

Aya map was made 69 days ago

*foaming grill noises*

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:blame the lime lovers! der takin' our jobs!!! build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall build a wall!!!!

Last night I filled my sink with water, pulled the clog thingy so it wouldn’t drain, and then put moisturizer, soap, things for contact lenses, more moisturizer, toothpaste, and some acid that gets rid of acne.

also saliva

and it looked like chlorine hahaha

hmmm, i wanna change my flag again! what should i change it to?

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:hmmm, i wanna change my flag again! what should i change it to?

south park

Regional Olympics - Event 4

Athletes have been chosen to take part in this event, which is weightlifting. Each athlete starts with a 20kg barbell, and has 3 attempts to lift it. If they are successful, they will move on to the next round, in which 5 more kilograms are added to the barbell. If you fail, you are done for the event.

(Results for each round will be posted)

Lemona

Event 4 (Weightlifting) Round 1 Results

Eliminated Nations (Positions have been chosen based on tiebreakers):

11th: The Washington Federation

12th: Kaltburg

13th: TeamPizza

14th: Mr Government

15th: Vlaskal

16th: BrendenE

Lemona

Round 2 Results

Eliminated Nations:

8th: Socialistic Britain

9th: Yodle

10th: Aya Democratic Republic

Lemona

(everyone else got out on Round 3)

Lemona

Event 4 (Weightlifting) Results

1st: Lemona - 30kg

2nd: Lkandria - 30kg

3rd: Former Argentina - 30kg

4th: Mars Hotel - 30kg

5th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 30kg

6th: New United Common-lands - 30kg

7th: Ardeyn - 30kg

8th: Socialistic Britain - 25kg

9th: Yodle - 25kg

10th: Aya Democratic Republic - 25kg

11th: The Washington Federation - 20kg

12th: Kaltburg - 20kg

13th: TeamPizza - 20kg

14th: Mr Government - 20kg

15th: Vlaskal - 20kg

16th: BrendenE - 20kg

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Event 4 (Weightlifting) Results

1st: Lemona - 30kg

2nd: Lkandria - 30kg

3rd: Former Argentina - 30kg

4th: Mars Hotel - 30kg

5th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 30kg

6th: New United Common-lands - 30kg

7th: Ardeyn - 30kg

8th: Socialistic Britain - 25kg

9th: Yodle - 25kg

10th: Aya Democratic Republic - 25kg

11th: The Washington Federation - 20kg

12th: Kaltburg - 20kg

13th: TeamPizza - 20kg

14th: Mr Government - 20kg

15th: Vlaskal - 20kg

16th: BrendenE - 20kg

strong lemons

New United Common-Lands

The Washington Federation wrote:Event 4 (Weightlifting) Results

1st: Lemona - 30kg

2nd: Lkandria - 30kg

3rd: Former Argentina - 30kg

4th: Mars Hotel - 30kg

5th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 30kg

6th: New United Common-lands - 30kg

7th: Ardeyn - 30kg

8th: Socialistic Britain - 25kg

9th: Yodle - 25kg

10th: Aya Democratic Republic - 25kg

11th: The Washington Federation - 20kg

12th: Kaltburg - 20kg

13th: TeamPizza - 20kg

14th: Mr Government - 20kg

15th: Vlaskal - 20kg

16th: BrendenE - 20kg

NUCL Sports advisor, writes a note on their pad, 'more steroids for athletes required at next Olympic games'

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:NUCL Sports advisor, writes a note on their pad, 'more steroids for athletes required at next Olympic games'

wait what

New United Common-Lands

Shouldn’t we have something against cheating and using steroids?

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:Shouldn’t we have something against cheating and using steroids?

Well someone could just pull a Russian Olympic Committee move.

New United Common-Lands

Pinevilla wrote:Well someone could just pull a Russian Olympic Committee move.

no

I can take this somewhere else

ajbdasmdsdwvvhwefvbchwmevfkewf

Lemona

Hi everyone im still alive how are you

Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hi everyone im still alive how are you

hewwo :3

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hi everyone im still alive how are you

awww

Lemona wrote:awww

are you disappointed nya~? *cat grill owo noises*

Vlaskal wrote:are you disappointed nya~? *cat grill owo noises*

Greek fire

Vlaskal wrote:are you disappointed nya~? *cat grill owo noises*

im hankering for a nuclear test

Lemona

my f-ing news station just rickrolled everyone

New United Common-Lands

Kaltburgite Africa, 19-something idk. A group of soldiers are sent to put down a rebellion. But that's what the higher-ups think.

cue music

https://youtu.be/mu_hMmU2eeA

Lemona

Lemona wrote:my f-ing news station just rickrolled everyone

Oh no !

Lemona

bruh, we were at the movie theater last saturday, and some *****#*@@& a$$ human decided "Hey! i know a good idea, i will bring my baby to the movies this weekend! :D" LIKE FFS, WE DIDN'T COME TO THE MOVIE THEATER TO LISTEN TO YOUR WEAK A$$ CONDOM FAILURE. UGHHH!

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:bruh, we were at the movie theater last saturday, and some *****#*@@& a$$ human decided "Hey! i know a good idea, i will bring my baby to the movies this weekend! :D" LIKE FFS, WE DIDN'T COME TO THE MOVIE THEATER TO LISTEN TO YOUR WEAK A$$ CONDOM FAILURE. UGHHH!

what if Like wasn’t a condom failure

Lemona wrote:what if Like wasn’t a condom failure

they were teenagers...

2 in fact

Vlaskal wrote:they were teenagers...

2 in fact

I don’t wanna know what happened to make that baby

Lemona wrote:I don’t wanna know what happened to make that baby

who the hell wants a kid anyway :/

my parents better hope that my siblings want one because their bloodline will end with me.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:who the hell wants a kid anyway :/

my parents better hope that my siblings want one because their bloodline will end with me.

oh

isn’t that the problem japan is having? Youth don’t want children?

Vlaskal wrote:who the hell wants a kid anyway :/

my parents better hope that my siblings want one because their bloodline will end with me.

Lol same

Maroccos

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lol same

uh oh

oh yeah this is lemona

Lemona

Maroccos wrote:uh oh

oh yeah this is lemona

.

Okay what have I missed in rp now?

Lemona, Maroccos

Socialistic Britain wrote:.

Okay what have I missed in rp now?

nothing I just made a nation for my Moroccan State

Lemona

Maroccos wrote:nothing I just made a nation for my Moroccan State

Oh okay, I thought something big happened and I missed it

Anyway I'm gonna go now

Lemona, Maroccos

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh okay, I thought something big happened and I missed it

Anyway I'm gonna go now

okay bye

honestly I want children so I can have power

and also i don’t have enough strength to end a bloodline that has existed for over a 1,000 years

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, South Gaul And Brittany

Regional Olympics - Event 5

Athletes have now been chosen for the 5th event, the long jump. Will the performance of these athletes shake up the standings? We shall see as the Yodlean athlete starts us off.

(Results soon)

Lemona

Event 5 (Long Jump) Results

1st: Teampizza - 7.6m

2nd: Aya Democratic Republic - 7.6m

3rd: Socialistic Britain - 7.4m

4th: Vlaskal - 7.2m

5th: The Washington Federation - 7.2m

6th: Lkandria - 7.2m

7th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 7.2m

8th: BrendenE - 7.0m

9th: New United Common-lands - 6.6m

10th: Mr Government - 6.6m

11th: Former Argentina - 6.4m

12th: Lemona - 6.4m

13th: Mars Hotel - 6.4m

14th: Ardeyn - 6.2m

15th: Kaltburg - 6.2m

16th: Yodle - 6.0m

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

So I've now realised

I don't have a template for any of my military Factbooks

I have one for my military equipment but I'm just being lazy and that's why I haven't completed it yet

[sub] basically can somebody link me a template to use for the Factbooks please[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:So I've now realised

I don't have a template for any of my military Factbooks

I have one for my military equipment but I'm just being lazy and that's why I haven't completed it yet

[sub] basically can somebody link me a template to use for the Factbooks please[/sub]

yes

Socialistic Britain

Also holy

The amount of Lemonan colonies that have just ceased to exist

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also holy

The amount of Lemonan colonies that have just ceased to exist

those I lost the password too

Socialistic Britain

Ngl, I think I'll just let Socialistic England and The Socialist Army Of Britain CTE

I don't really use them and plus, I can always bring them back if I ever need to

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ngl, I think I'll just let Socialistic England and The Socialist Army Of Britain CTE

I don't really use them and plus, I can always bring them back if I ever need to

britain quick thing

do you have states/provinces?

Lemona wrote:britain quick thing

do you have states/provinces?

First off, I know that's probably a harmless question but I don't trust you so why are you asking this

Also yes, technically England, Wales and Northern Ireland are technically provinces that make up the UK

But they have their own little provinces

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:First off, I know that's probably a harmless question but I don't trust you so why are you asking this

because shouldn’t a Socialistic Wales exist or something if so if you have socialist englanf

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:because shouldn’t a Socialistic Wales exist or something if so if you have socialist englanf

Fair point, there should be a socialistic wales but i was just too lazy to make a wales

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Fair point, there should be a socialistic wales but i was just too lazy to make a wales

and also will you change you flag to have black background when pride month ends

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:and also will you change you flag to have black background when pride month ends

hmm

Maybe

I'll think about it

Lemona

I made (stole) a new banner

Socialistic Britain wrote:hmm

Maybe

I'll think about it

uh huh

Xerimerc wrote:I made (stole) a new banner

FurriMerc

Lemona, Xerimerc

Ardeyn wrote:FurriMerc

Gotta compete with Sicario Mercenary Corps somehow

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Gotta compete with Sicario Mercenary Corps somehow

excuse me what the fnck is that banner

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:excuse me what the fnck is that banner

;)

Lemona

YES MY ECONOMY FINALLY GOT SLIGHTLY BETTER I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:YES MY ECONOMY FINALLY GOT SLIGHTLY BETTER I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Would you like to invest that new found capital in our services ;)

Xerimerc wrote:Would you like to invest that new found capital in our services ;)

Not right now I need it to grow more. But you can help by visiting our country and helping the tourism industry.

The Washington Federation wrote:Event 5 (Long Jump) Results

1st: Teampizza - 7.6m

2nd: Aya Democratic Republic - 7.6m

3rd: Socialistic Britain - 7.4m

4th: Vlaskal - 7.2m

5th: The Washington Federation - 7.2m

6th: Lkandria - 7.2m

7th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 7.2m

8th: BrendenE - 7.0m

9th: New United Common-lands - 6.6m

10th: Mr Government - 6.6m

11th: Former Argentina - 6.4m

12th: Lemona - 6.4m

13th: Mars Hotel - 6.4m

14th: Ardeyn - 6.2m

15th: Kaltburg - 6.2m

16th: Yodle - 6.0m

Sadly our athletes didn’t reach the target of 6.9 metres

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Sadly our athletes didn’t reach the target of 6.9 metres

Shame

[sub]also haha funny num-[/sub]

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Shame

[sub]also haha funny num-[/sub]

can see anniversary

Xerimerc wrote:I made (stole) a new banner

WHERE IS IT I NEED TO DO BETTER

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:can see anniversary

Lemona

I'm gonna be honest

I maybe gave up on the anniversary art

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lemona

I'm gonna be honest

I maybe gave up on the anniversary art

pulls up gun

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:pulls up gun

pulls up automatic assualt rifle

You draw it than >:(

Socialistic Britain wrote:pulls up automatic assualt rifle

You draw it than >:(

pulls up a mini gun

can’t

HAHA NOW I HAVE NUKES

Lemona wrote:pulls up a mini gun

can’t

pulls up a rocket launcher

Then don't ask me to

Lemona

Lemona wrote:HAHA NOW I HAVE NUKES

Wait

Are you admitting to lying about having nukes this entire time?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait

Are you admitting to lying about having nukes this entire time?

what no I had nuclear waste I put lemons in and put them in cannons to launch

Socialistic Britain wrote:pulls up a rocket launcher

Then don't ask me to

pulls up an atom bomb

no

Lemona wrote:what no I had nuclear waste I put lemons in and put them in cannons to launch

pulls up an atom bomb

no

Oh, ngl the way you worded it sometimes just made it sound like you had nukes

pulls up another atom bomb

No u

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh, ngl the way you worded it sometimes just made it sound like you had nukes

pulls up another atom bomb

No u

pulls up an hydrogen bomb

f u

Lemona wrote:pulls up an hydrogen bomb

f u

Jokes on you

pulls up 2 hydrogen bombs

You too!

[sub]should we agree to end this, neither of us are gonna win[/sub]

New United Common-Lands

Socialistic Britain wrote:Jokes on you

pulls up 2 hydrogen bombs

You too!

[sub]should we agree to end this, neither of us are gonna win[/sub]

sure m8

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:sure m8

Somehow during all of that, I actually managed to make progress on Factbooks

Huh

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Somehow during all of that, I actually managed to make progress on Factbooks

Huh

where

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Simple

check

no I did right after I said that

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:no I did right after I said that

Oh alright

Lemona

Lemona wrote:no I did right after I said that

Also Lemona

I wanted to ask you something

So if I am correct you play Roblox right?

And if you do, do you play map nation rp games?

And if you do play map nation rp games, I think there is a small chance somebody else I know found you in game roleplaying as a nation with the ideology of fully automated luxury gay space communism

Or this is a massive coincidence and there are other followers of fully automated luxury gay space communism

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also Lemona

I wanted to ask you something

So if I am correct you play Roblox right?

And if you do, do you play map nation rp games?

And if you do play map nation rp games, I think there is a small chance somebody else I know found you in game roleplaying as a nation with the ideology of fully automated luxury gay space communism

I play rise of nations and iron assault

it wouldn’t be me

and also my avatar is Otto Von Bismarck with brown hair but still a white mustache and the man face

and also display name is Otto

Socialistic Britain

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:WHERE IS IT I NEED TO DO BETTER

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

I SHALL NOT BE OUTDONE

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:I play rise of nations and iron assault

it wouldn’t be me

and also my avatar is Otto Von Bismarck with brown hair but still a white mustache and the man face

and also display name is Otto

Ngl, I have not played rise of nations or iron assualt in a long while

Also aw, I had a tiny slither of hope it was you, would've been funny

And pog

Lemona

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