Post Archive
Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
WHERE IS MY MECH
I KNOW YOU HAVE IT
Lemona, Xerimerc
WHA
WHICHONEIOWNSEVERAL;W:
Lemona, Kaidia
Is there one with paint that says "DT-3694?"
Lemona, Xerimerc
We have no record of such a vessel
Lemona, Kaidia
Hm...
Maybe it's just near your borders?
I will send 5,000 troops near your border, so be careful.
I have a record of Delta-Tango 3-6-9-4 missing.
I will also run a scan in our "Titan" Warehouse.
Lemona, Xerimerc
SCANNING TITAN WAREHOUSE
SCANNING ALPHA SECTOR...
NONE
SCANNING BRAVO SECTOR...
NONE
SCANNING CHARLIE SECTOR...
"DT-3694" FOUND, BRINGING TO OVERWATCH COMMAND
Lemona, Xerimerc
CALLING 375th BATTALION BACK TO KAIDIAN MAINLAND
Lemona, Xerimerc
hehesillyyoujustlostit
Lemona, Kaidia
I go eat now
Lemona, Xerimerc
WOOO1BILLIONOWO
Lemona, Kaidia
We had record that DT-3694 was missing.
I am sorry to interrupt what you were doing before.
I will now continue Titan research.
Lemona, Xerimerc
PE time
Lemona, Xerimerc
Wuewuewuewuwwue
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
pulls out shotgun
Lemona, Xerimerc
rock
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
paper
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"rock, paper, scissors? Government is but a game of chance, carry on with your Roshambo" - Unknown
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ehaehhshawhhwhaehhhsehahhehahhhehhageisssleepyxeriherevaclwotjanoherao8boslutebanger
Lemona, Kaidia
WHERE IS MY PR-7991 XERI
I NEED HIM FOR EXAMINATION
Lemona, Xerimerc
Bangerheeehehehehefunibecauseyourmiththeramskhila7ruktiispleasjsheendmyolieef
Lemona, Kaidia
Ineeedjmforexaminatoo owo
Lemona, Kaidia
UWU XERI
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You know what?
I'll send some agents to you to follow your men examining PR-7991.
They will help you find PR-7991.
Lemona, Xerimerc
HAIAIIAAIAIVILLYAMISTHEXERISLEEPYSPISACTINGAIETDRIAK
Lemona, Kaidia
Yisssstheywoillsewallxewisfuntoysssayaya
Lemona, Kaidia
Focus, Xeri.
I will need you to guide my agents to what you think is PR-7991.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have no idea what you said but
*kis* love you xeri how was your day
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And maybe guide them around your warehouse(s).
Lemona, Xerimerc
Shut up
Its like a husband getting home to his husband
Must have a quick exchange of love and how are yous
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well I need PR-7991.
He is important for Kaidian Research.
AGENTS DEPLOYED
SCANNING XERIAN WAREHOUSE FOR "PR-7991"
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/sfUs_KDaIoM
Taelthedevilamdrunk
MMheasxerugaesmanybiggaerobotboiadsomewherwaroundhere
Lemona, Kaidia
Hey I wont allow you to violate his privacy
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*kis*
Lemona, Kaidia
Ehehehrkisisinmyautocorrecr
Lemona, Kaidia
Oh youre drunk?
Hmmmm you dont say 😏
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Same uwu
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
owo thanki
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
SCANNING...
"PR-7991" FOUND
WAITING FOR XERIAN PERMISSION FOR EXTRACTION
Well, Xeri.
It's your call.
Lemona, Xerimerc
0inohesgobafibdallmyetuffxerifktintrouvlewithkaidualassyine
Lemona, Kaidia
Mmmyoifounfnothingggelzeyaes?mmrovoboiaafineyiucanhaevhimbak;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
Post self-deleted by Kaidia.
Eh?
Lemona, Kaidia
Alright then.
DEPLOYING HELICOPTERS
SENDING "PR-7991" TO KAIDIA
Lemona, Xerimerc
Canxerihavesometghinf backinreyurnuwu
Lemona, Kaidia
Hm...
Maybe you can have a gift?
Well, after I remodel PR-7991's chassis.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yasssssssssgimnrgimmefimne
Lemona, Kaidia
Faith Femboy Supremacy
Lemona, Kaidia
Hm...
Personal gift or National gift?
Xerimerc
no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
imagine getting drunk from very little bier
Xerimerc, Kaidia
How many cans of beer would it take to be considered "reasonable" to be drunk?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mmmmpersonaleheh
Lemona, Kaidia
Thirtyzsebven
Lemona, Kaidia
87.5
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well my knowledge of you takes me to baked goods.
Maybe a plushie, a bat, a comb to brush your fur (unless you like your fur so "floofy" that you don't want it combed).
Lemona, Xerimerc
So it rounded it would be 88 cans of beer to be considered "reasonable" to be drunk?
Lemona, Xerimerc
:₩
Floofisextrasofttidaynecauseyesssas
Lemona, Kaidia
Yes for the common folk
For me its 6,372.2873829183
Xerimerc, Kaidia
average irish man be like:
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mmmmmmmmmmmidonknow;w;
Lemona, Kaidia
How about all of them?
Lemona, Xerimerc
mmmmmreplscecombwithcollsrthenyaess
Lemona, Kaidia
Alright then.
SENDING SHIPPING DRONES TO XERIMERC
PLEASE HOLD FIRE ON ANY SUSPICIOUS DRONES
MAKE SURE THEY HAVE THE KAIDIAN SEAL OF APPROVAL
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hehehehyaesgimn3
Lemona, Kaidia
My friend was playing the dream mask Sus version
Xerimerc
Isny that just the annotinglyhorbyversion
Lemona
both versions are annoying
One is annoyingly bland and the other is as you said, annoyingly horn
Xerimerc
It's not rvemcreativehorhyoysjustreoetetivr
Lemona
:0 likemeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Lemona
Blehpyfemmyboiuuwu
Lemona
xeri are you judging a thing on how horn it is?
Also I noticed how nucl suppresses any post that speaks negatively of being horn which was odd
Xerimerc
:0 Yaey can I pet your tail is soft
Xerimerc
Yessssbecauseumajassivehypocrite0w0
Nuclishorni
Lemona
Yessplsdoamtoosleewpyforthinkyjustaffection
Lemona
I started a cult in rimworld that is just Starship Troopers on steroids
Glory to the Federation!
The Sky Marshal collapsed during his inaugural speech (LMAO)
Lemona, Xerimerc
MMCANNIJOIN
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Are you willing to die for the Federation? Thats all that matters- Everyone Fights, No One Quits. you dont do your job, well kill you ourselves. You get me?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yaey
*strokes tail*
You dont seem like youre feeling good today
Lemona, Xerimerc
MnnßsßasßoubddsfyunalsoAONEBILLION:Dhaecreliguon
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Xewisincoherentramblingisadistractiinffomfeelingash1tuwu
Lemona
Chops tail
Xerimerc
I hope you feel better xeri
Anything I can do?
Lemona, Xerimerc
):<
Xhy
Lemona
*gives robot xail*
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well I Shalll be with you through this *love*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
S a u l
Lemona, Xerimerc
:0 this tail much softer
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
yaey
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*patpatpatpatpatpatpat* you r good boi xeri veri funi and i liek talking with u
Lemona, Xerimerc
Isnt he the cutest thing 😍
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Yaeythankixewiebjouspeaiiasea
Ndgoodvbois
THEBEANTHEME
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
breaths
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*fills lungs with carbon monoxide*
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
OWOWHAT~
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
dodges
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
You cant do that if Im already holdi kg you down and have a big tube wubey shoved down your throat
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Um
When?
Lemona, Xerimerc
bigtubeywubeyshoveddownyourthroawt
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
When I shoved carbon monoxide in your lungs
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.