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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ooo does this station have guided missiles for sale

Don’t neva buy no misiles from the gas station bro

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ooo does this station have guided missiles for sale

I will buy pasta.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

I been suffocating dudes since 2019

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:I been suffocating dudes since 2019

I have too but with my ****

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:I been suffocating dudes since 2019

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I have too but with my ****

Suffocate me

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Suffocate me

No.

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I only do it to my homies.

😫

Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by -Watermelon-.

Ant Grezaw wrote:😫

I mean if anyone else is down tho

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

Post self-deleted by Ant Grezaw.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I mean if anyone else is down tho

Alright bet come here daddy

Xerimerc

Post self-deleted by Xerimerc.

Ant Grezaw wrote:Alright bet come here daddy

No I said "I only do it to my homies"

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I mean if anyone else is down tho

:0

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote::0

You down xeri?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xeri quit playing fr

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Don’t neva buy no misiles from the gas station bro

This is a independent military installation (read as: mercenaries)

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote::0

...okie i'll stop cuddling with xeri..

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sadly, no guided missiles

There are, however, better shield generators and munitions for my flak guns

Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:...okie i'll stop cuddling with xeri..

I'll just go and pat melon instead..

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

helpIcan'tpleaseeveryoneallatonce

-Watermelon-, Maloi

-Watermelon- wrote:I been suffocating dudes since 2019

Xerimerc wrote:Hai SIaiocrio

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:for odie

No. Also this https://youtu.be/BSgwK7DVqJw.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Maloi wrote:I'll just

go and pat melon instead..

Xeri and I are actually the exact same person

Idk if you were aware

Xerimerc, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:helpIcan'tpleaseeveryoneallatonce

simple don't please everyone!^^ but like don't..be down to do what eurasia said or else no more cuddles with u :3

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Xeri and I are actually the exact same person

Idk if you were aware

WAIT WHAT.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

If innocent civilian cargo ship, why in anarchy system?

Xerimerc

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:WAIT WHAT.

5D chess

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Xeri and I are actually the exact same person

Idk if you were aware

wha-

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:simple don't please everyone!^^ but like don't..be down to do what eurasia said or else no more cuddles with u :3

Maloi were you paying attention to what I said?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Maloi were you paying attention to what I said?

no..

Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:wha-

Not really

But we have like everything in common for some reason

He’s literally me if I was british

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Maloi were you paying attention to what I said?

I fused their brains together using copious amounts of surgery and morphine

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Xeri and I are actually the exact same person

Idk if you were aware

Girl..How girl xeri!this has to be a prank what!?rlly?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Maloi wrote:no..

I was talking about suffocating people with my ****

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

-Watermelon- wrote:Not really

But we have like everything in common for some reason

He’s literally me if I was british

Yep i got pranked

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I fused their brains together using copious amounts of surgery and morphine

Morphine where?

Xerimerc

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I was talking about suffocating people with my ****

Okay, enough of that. Using *s doesn’t make it ok, per the mods decree

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I was talking about suffocating people with my ****

*covers ear*

Xerimerc

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I was talking about suffocating people with my ****

Hmmm

4 stars

4 letters

2 possibilities that mean the same thing occur to me

mm

Maloi

I’m just future xeri

Watermelon is American xeri

Xeri is xeri

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Okay, enough of that. Using *s doesn’t make it ok, per the mods decree

Ok.

I will stop commissar

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Okay, enough of that. Using *s doesn’t make it ok, per the mods decree

My bad, message removed

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m just future xeri

Watermelon is American xeri

Xeri is xeri

Xeri is Xeri

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m just future xeri

Watermelon is American xeri

Xeri is xeri

give me a sec.

AHHHH MY BRAIN IS BROKEN

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m just future xeri

Watermelon is American xeri

Xeri is xeri

And im german xeri :P hmm maybe not my personality is maybe a bit of xeri and my own

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Fun Facts with Xeri:

You are all just slight variations of Xeri

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I’m just future xeri

Watermelon is American xeri

Xeri is xeri

America is just the disowned child of Britain and Native lands

Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:Fun Facts with Xeri:

You are all just slight variations of Xeri

Slight? I’m literally you wdym

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:Fun Facts with Xeri:

You are all just slight variations of Xeri

Me caveman xeri?

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Ok.

I will stop commissar

Mhm

However, if you do feel like cursing, “frying pan” or substituting other kitchen utensils for words is perfectly reasonable

Xerimerc, Maloi

Xerimerc wrote:Fun Facts with Xeri:

You are all just slight variations of Xeri

I think i might be the least one like u or idk who knows!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

My hair is so fluff

The special super expensive shampoo works

Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:I think i might be the least one like u or idk who knows!

Lemona

Xerimerc, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Mhm

However, if you do feel like cursing, “frying pan” or substituting other kitchen utensils for words is perfectly reasonable

Ok.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Maloi

Maloi wrote:I think i might be the least one like u or idk who knows!

That would be me.

Xerimerc, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps

RAMIREZ! TAKE YOUR SQUAD AND GO TO THE BURGER TOWN, GET ME A LARGE BURGER WITH FRIES AND MAKE SURE ITS A MEAL SO IT COMES WITH A SODA!!!

ON THE DOUBLE!!!

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Lemona

Oh yeah!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:RAMIREZ! TAKE YOUR SQUAD AND GO TO THE BURGER TOWN, GET ME A LARGE BURGER WITH FRIES AND MAKE SURE ITS A MEAL SO IT COMES WITH A SODA!!!

ON THE DOUBLE!!!

*takes notes* okay so ramirez is in vacation so it's me

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Why do I have so many panic attacks when there’s no reason to

Xerimerc

Maloi wrote:*takes notes* okay so ramirez is in vacation so it's me

Ramirez is fighting for his goddamn life in Washington D.C.

Xerimerc, Maloi

-Watermelon- wrote:Why do I have so many panic attacks when there’s no reason to

That is how panic attacks work

-Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:That is how panic attacks work

No but normally there’s a cause

Now they just happen

Xerimerc, Maloi

https://youtube.com/shorts/8uHz4_DxZ4Q?feature=share

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:No but normally there’s a cause

Now they just happen

):

Idonknow

-Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:No but normally there’s a cause

Now they just happen

Poor melon :(

*hugs*

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:No but normally there’s a cause

Now they just happen

That’s the thing about panic attacks

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon-

Eat an ice cube

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-Watermelon-

Eat an ice cube

I’m in my class how am I gonna get an ice cube

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I’m in my class how am I gonna get an ice cube

Tell the teacher?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:-Watermelon-

Eat an ice cube

I am not joking

Eating an ice cube

1. Provides hydration

2. Provides you soemthing to do

3. The cold touching the top of your mouth can usually give your nervous system something really to freak out about, and after it’s like “COLD COLD COLD” it’ll sometimes calm down cuz it did a thing instead of just going “you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out”

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Tell the teacher?

I’m trying to keep them from noticing so I don’t have to see the counselor

Xerimerc, Maloi

https://youtu.be/tdQXqqZjCCs

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:I’m trying to keep them from noticing so I don’t have to see the counselor

In secret you're on your phone

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Maloi wrote:In secret you're on your phone

Actually I’m on my iPad

Xerimerc

-Watermelon- wrote:Actually I’m on my iPad

Holy Stove.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Holy Stove.

Imagine if my school saw mine and xeri’s telegrams 💀

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Imagine if my school saw mine and xeri’s telegrams 💀

😐

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Imagine if my school saw mine and xeri’s telegrams 💀

Yo what y'all be talking abt

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Yo what y'all be talking abt

Ur mom

Lkandria wrote:😐

I am extremely starved for attention

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

-Watermelon- wrote:Imagine if my school saw mine and xeri’s telegrams 💀

Death Penalty

Sicario Mercenary Corps, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Ur momI am extremely starved for attention

Is pregnant

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:Ur mom

Was in my bed last night.

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Is pregnant

My mom is pregnant ANOTHER SIBLING

Xerimerc

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Was in my bed last night.

L decision on your part

Xerimerc

Ant Grezaw wrote:My mom is pregnant ANOTHER SIBLING

Under the Sheets.

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

Khorne Flakes

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Was in my bed last night.

Doing something unholy

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:L decision on your part

She almost broke the bed but it was worth trying to fit her onto to it, just so I could troll ant.

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Ant Grezaw wrote:Doing something unholy

(Holding hands before marriage)

Xerimerc

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Under the Sheets.

2 months pregnant and she didn't know bc she was so close to this line where it's cancer

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

-Watermelon- wrote:(Holding hands before marriage)

Breathing before marriage

Xerimerc, -Watermelon-

Yo I was looking at factbooks and I found this

Funky Fellers

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1869960

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw, -Watermelon-, Garfield Republics

Adreabhal wrote:Hahaha are you from Iowa lmao. A bag, you know, something you carry stuff in.

Who tf says bayg

Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-

Xerimerc wrote:

it’s-a my-a lucky day-a

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I am not joking

Eating an ice cube

1. Provides hydration

2. Provides you soemthing to do

3. The cold touching the top of your mouth can usually give your nervous system something really to freak out about, and after it’s like “COLD COLD COLD” it’ll sometimes calm down cuz it did a thing instead of just going “you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out”

Yeah you told me that and I bit my freezer and it helped

Xerimerc, Ant Grezaw

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