Post Archive
Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
bier
MM Thanky bigxerimercuwu
Lemona
begins to drink in hobbit hole
already has drunk 2 gallons
Xeritech
Das ist ein gutes Bier
Lemona
jaaaaa
how drunk are you
Lemona
Not drunk yet.
I need more!
Proceeds to drink 10 more gallons
amaing. As evidenced by the bottleonthelgogogogogoogwetooareanalhcoahoaiclcic
Lemona
Im still not drunk
Stahp drinking your untested chemicals You'll die again ;w;
Lemona, Xeritech
i just realized
the house of spaghetti got banned from the region :(
dang it
no one gets cheese now
Lemona
how much do you need to get drunk
Lemona, Xeritech
MM FCK YOU [sub]I do what I want >:3[/sub]
Lemona
Proceeds to drink all the beer given by XF and eat that weird plant
Xerimerc
I would advise against that you might end up like XF
Lemona
Hmmm my skin is glowing.
I WILL DRINK TILL I SLEEP
ARGHHHHH
Im not done
Proceeds to drink even more beer, thousands of gallons gone.
Soon finds a thing of vodka and chugs it down
alright NOW is time for vyatka
(if i come back and im banned by nucl this is bye)
Lemona, Xerimerc
It's not the alchohol I'm worried about
XF uses chemicals even Xeritech hasn't heard of in their plants
Lemona
Vyatka Land was a part of Medieval Russia in the basin of the Vyatka river, approximately corresponding to the modern Kirov Oblast. Permian people were its original inhabitants and it was gradually settled by Russians whose arrival is traditionally dated to the late 12th century. Vyatka Land, being geographically isolated from the rest of the Russian lands, sometimes accepted the suzerainty of other Russian and Tatar states but de facto had a large degree of independence until it was annexed by the Grand Duchy of Moscow in 1489.
Lemona
I studied it before eating
That stuff is in Corsica.
normal thing to eat Im fine
Its sold in some retail stores in Rome
Xerimerc
How on earth can I be saved when Im one click away from insane
I cant stop quoting your new boyfriend urgh
Xeritech
is monarchy warlord
Lemona, Xeritech
It's fine I check, He didn't give you one of the p l a n ts he usually eats/drinks/inhales
Lemona
Its a good song uwu
Lemona
why is my head filled with the stuff of the universe
Is this what happens when I mix Undertale drugs with beer?
It feels great
Xeritech
It is I cant stop listen
Anyways I gtg bye
Xerimerc, Xeritech
Just because It's not the stuff he intakes doesn't mean it's at all safe for human consumption
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Byeeee UwU *boop* *hugs(?)*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Before I go, I dont think you wanna hug a soon to drunk celt German
Xerimerc
I've hugged worse ;3
[sub]*mild hug-induced ptsd*[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
drink a cup of coffee slowly
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc
hmmm you guys are weird
Lemona, Xerimerc
E
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes now or lucifer will kill you 1.5 seconds
Lemona
Good morning it is not morning here
Lemona, Xerimerc
Socialistic Britain Was I a good lawyer
Lemona, Xerimerc
yeah, you were good Saul, real good
maybe even the best
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
U r under arrest sir
no
Batman is the best
Xerimerc
what is ur opinion on my state going rogue
Xerimerc
i think you really helped him
thanks for your service
pats for you
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I think Xeriflorists is the plant hippie of the group
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Mornin' I get to spend the time breathing cold air while being shafted by rain
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Hmmm, i should've added more to your case, but i was feeling generous
Lemona, Xerimerc
That sounds like a normal Tuesday in October
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
I woke up late ;-;
I sleep so long if it's cold
Lemona, Xerimerc
noob
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
Im blasting rock music to get water out of my speakers for my phone
It work
Vlaskal
It's so boring, i wanna backflip off a window while on fire, then get swept away by a flood
Lemona, Xerimerc
hmmmm
sounds like a normal Wednesday
Xerimerc
in florida
Lemona
in the Midwest
Vlaskal
don't you guys drink beer and deer hunt? While a preacher follows you simultaneously?
Lemona
no
Thats the northern Midwest
The rest of the Midwest is hell on earth
Vlaskal
Well
We do do that
But we also live in hell
Vlaskal
hmm
Lemona
WAIT, THEY MOVED OUT, FINALLY, NO MORE TRAUMA!!!
Lemona
just like Lkandria once said,
100% heat resistance
100% cold resistance
1039838182727272% Horrible ass weather
Well he didnt really say that but he said something like it
Vlaskal
who moved out
the jehovahs
Vlaskal
:D
Lemona
wait they did?
I guess right?
Vlaskal
Yeeee
Lemona
yessssssssssss
good thing they gone
I say all jehovahs should just
realize the cult they in
Vlaskal
Lemona
they r cult
Cults can be big
U see
The reason they are cult
Is because well one
They are annoying as sh¡t as many cults are
And also, the literally make people not celebrate things and force them to not interact with family members who have left it or did something against their rules
And they also persuade you to not make friends outside of the religion
Vlaskal
And also they use a newspaper and have propaganda videos for people to watch to get them in
They even called babies, yes babies, literal Satan.
Vlaskal
Their governing body is more corrupt then chinas government
Vlaskal
There is a reason the pope cant just bend the rules to fit himself
But the governing body can just do that
Vlaskal
I can go on a rants for years about how jehovah witnesses suck ass
Vlaskal
Very toxic af cult if i do say so myself, poor kids get subjected to early trauma if they grew up in a JH household
Lemona
Like if you live in a religious household like I do, there is actual a decent chance you will live a nice life as a kid.
For Jehovahs, that chance is very small.
Vlaskal
It's like willingly putting a chain on yourself, if you decide to be a J W
Lemona
So uh
Screw Vyatka
I'm playing the mod where the Executor, Darth Vader's flagship, crashes in Kuwait
Is very overpowered mod
I am demolishing Iran rn
I have nice parents, even though they are religious
Lemona
Some people get forced into it
But Ive heard of a story of a kid who didnt get baptized into the church because then they couldnt get people to not talk to him, as he was never officially in the church
Vlaskal
same
My cousins r probably more religious then my family is and they live very good lives
Moving to other states, getting kids, having stable jobs, etc.
this can be uncommon in jehovah families as they literally ban collage
HEY
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??????
Vlaskal, Lemona
Sometimes religious people can be crazy
Like jehovahs
Jehovah Whippersnappers
Lemona
ok...
ill let you off on this one
Lemona
Idk what's worse, Karenistic Evangelicals in the same place with you or a J W gathering
Lemona
if Catholicism banned collage there is a very high chance I wouldnt exist, or if I did I would be in extreme poverty like my dad was when he was young but even worse as they couldnt get a good education
Vlaskal
Religious people are nice but it's a 50/50 chance if they are the chill one or the crazed worshipper
Lemona
jehovahs r bad
both r extremely toxic
There r two Christian groups I hate
Evangelicals
And
Jehovahs
Vlaskal
more like 75/25
Lemona
Its beginning to get more to the chill side as time goes on
60/40
Pinevilla
i wanna go to college
very important to me
Lemona
same
I desperately wanna become a biomedical engineer and also study abroad
Because of liberal ideas, and progressiveness, which are the political ideas i support
Lemona
anyways off to comitting more atroci- I mean taking over the world and putting Darth Vader in charge
Lemona
some liberal ideas I dont like
Thats why I identify as a libertarian
earth Vader
Also I cant lie I do really like ur current flag
joe biden broke the economy by doing the stuff with gas and oil
Vlaskal, Lemona
I actually wanna study in Europe, well, if there is anything left off it in the future
Lemona
:)))))))
Lemona
HA
HA
HA
Lemona
I like conservative economic stuff and libertarian social policies
I wanna study in Munich
Vlaskal
i identify as attack helicopter
but seriously me and basically my whole state are neo-conservatives
Lemona
Finland
Wait
Do u wanna go to Finland to see their prime minister?
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Written by Refuge Isle.