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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
kinda obvious
Xerimerc
There's nation names out there like Lemona, Lkandria, Kaidia, New United Common-lands, Ardeyn, and countless others that had thought put into them
Then there's me
Who just slapped socialistic and Britain together
g e n i u s
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
uhh
I guess you could just claim land and not do any rp, which is what most people do
Or you could rp moving into land with your army, your government just simply claiming it, or something else
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Taymyria Region, 0600 local time, eastern border.
"My gotovy?", the Lieutenant asked, weary.
(Are we ready?)
The General set down his mug and looked towards the Lieutenant.
"Da. Naydi vse, chto ostalos', i dolozhi mne. Yakutiya - dikoye mesto - bud'te ostorozhny, leytenant."
(Yes. Find what's left and report back to me. Yakutia is a wild place - be careful, lieutenant.)
The Lieutenant snapped to attention. "Da ser! Eto budet sdelano!"
(Yes sir! It will be done!)
And just as he was there, he had left.
The General looked off towards the door. "Udachi."
(Good luck.)
With that, the Lieutenant scrambled the troops, a force of 15,000, and made his way east - to the land of Yakutia, where the unknown awaited them all.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You think Lemona had a ton of of thought into them?
Lemon didnÂ’t work until recently and I just slapped on an A like nations do to mean land
So technically my name is Lemonland
Or Land of Lemon
Or in Hawaiian itÂ’s just Lemon
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
You mind if I make my expansion RP two parts? I like writing.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
GENTLEMEN
I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING
I am mad I discovered this nation name was available now and not when I made socialistic britain
Lemona, Xerimerc
When they arrive they find the Furry Goddess awaiting them
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
eh okay
Sure
Lemona, Xerimerc
My nation couldÂ’ve been just
Or Lemon Empire as I called it before I made my NS nation
I now own the Lemon account tho so
Xerimerc
I just realized
This could be like Socialistic Wales and the other nations i made
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mines not even original
Lmao
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Yeah, wasn't it from some ptsd airforce edition game?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Anyway
I'm gonna head out because it's 1:40AM in the uk
Lemona, Xerimerc
Night brit
Xerimerc
When the sky is orange
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Isnt Ardeyn a persons name
Xerimerc
Mm yes
Kaidia
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yakutia Region, Day 9 of the expedition, 1200
The Lieutenant stared towards the land ahead, no longer a frozen hellhole - now wide, open plains. "Nevozmozhno," said the driver of the truck, sitting next to him. "V proshlyy raz on byl zamorozhen..."
(Impossible, this was frozen last time...)
The Lieutenant acknowledged the driver before making a realization - the fields were coming to an end. He reached to the comms and shouted, "Vse deleniya ostanavlivayutsya!"
(All divisions halt!)
With that, the army began to halt their motion. As the truck came to a stop and men began to murmur, the Lieutenant got out and went to the edge of the field. "Bezumiye..."
(Madness...)
Chukotka was no more - it was simply ocean now.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Overwtatcj
Xerimerc, Kaidia
i like your funny words magic man
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
my words are funny
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
they kinda do be tho
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Location: New Siberia
“General, another update”
“About the bomb dropped in New Siberia?”
“Kind of yes. It appears that a large group of men have gotten near the bomb site”
“What! I told you to keep the other power away. And you know what happens when you fail…”
“Wait sir! These are not other spacefarers! These seem to be natives of the planet”
“How can you be so sure of that?”
“Well sir, these men seem to be using projectile weapons still. They seem to be in their own version of the Information Age”
“So they are of little threat then”
“Indeed sir”
“Well, you know what happens if they get too adventurous”
“Of course sir”
“Also be sure to let Hïjel Base know that these men are out there. Perhaps they can watch them”
“I will let them know sir”
Communications Terminated
Socialistic Britain, Sovetsya, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
u/////u
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Get back to ur month slumber
Xerimerc
I wanna begin using my own type of bow in the military
A more automated bow and arrow
Imagine walking through a forest during war, u r fighting against another nation, and then u bear something release and feel a sharp pain in ur chest, just to see an arrow sticking out before falling unconscious or dead
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mayhaps.
But hopefully not
Lemona, Xerimerc
Mmm I need a new crop top
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And an Emo boyfriend
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
is hard ;w;
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
i can maybe be of assistance
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Are you emo?
Lemona, Xerimerc
on most occasions yes
Lemona, Xerimerc
How so
Lemona, Xerimerc
mm i get a bit dark at a lot of times
am also lonely
which is why i cant do this monthlong break thing
Lemona, Xerimerc
Being a bit dark is not emo
Lemona, Xerimerc
no girlfriend any more
Xerimerc
no i still have her
Lemona, Xerimerc
what if I secretly am an emu
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
then why did u put lonely ur not lonely ur acting like a tinder profile
Xerimerc
Emus r not emo tho
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yes they r
Xerimerc
worried sovetsya noises
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
AUTOCROSSBOW
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
A fleet of 14 ships have departed Kaidia to settle in unexplored territory for expansion. The mission called for a settlement near the Caribbean Islands, but the fleet have driven off course due to a hurricane and settled in what would be Maine.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I can practice them on Kaidia!
Xerimerc, Kaidia
How about I sell you some information on Xeri instead
Lemona, Xerimerc
Either I can stop u from expanding ACROSS THE GAIA ATLANTIC or watch ur nation at some point grow to big to fail and then fail
Xerimerc, Kaidia
gimme
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hmmmmm
You're right.
I could've just expanded in New Kaidia!
Lemona, Xerimerc
WhatÂ’s new Kaidia
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Now, now.
I have a price
Lemona, Xerimerc
my english colony
Lemona, Xerimerc
And i now have a weapon powered by random sh!t gimme i pay later
Xerimerc, Kaidia
isnÂ’t there a nation by u now
Xerimerc, Kaidia
But how do I know you'll pay me?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Lemona, Xerimerc
I dont have any bordering nations, no
Lemona, Xerimerc
i will i promise
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I England ye maybe britain hasnÂ’t updated map
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I See Vicky going very close to me
I see, he chooses death.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
You're in england?
Lemona
Wouldn't that mean I have to?
Oh no.
Lemona, Xerimerc
I meanr to say Someone claimed land in England
Also Asturias person claimed Gaia Galicia
Hmmm
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup! The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group! We better beat these bugs before weÂ’re all turned to soup! The E-D-F deploys!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lemona, Xerimerc
Nah youÂ’ve been there long enough IÂ’m fine with u
U can be annoying but overall arenÂ’t that bad of a nation
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Lemona why are you just a b1tch to everyone
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I mean...
IF you kill him or declare war...
Read my dispatch for intergalactic relations...
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/51La9EiPE2g
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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It was silent down on the Gaia Southern Italian Peninsula, until a crack like sound was heard in the sky. A massive boom noise soon followed and giant amounts of heat and light follow.
A shake can be felt from thousands upon thousands of miles away, and in a few mile area around the blast is reported to be completely pitch black.
Lemonan scientists begin a descent down, waiting until the satellites prove the area habitable once again.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
honestly, idk
I try not too but Vicky sets me off in a way that no one else has
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
facts
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Hmmm
What if I pay u of the many money?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I need to play warthunder with my ace combat skillsÂ
Lemona, Xerimerc
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sure
Lemona, Xerimerc
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tea for my messed up body cause I keep coughing
Lemona, Xerimerc
Okay
I wonÂ’t do it now
imma just wait until he does something and I have a good reason besides he annoys me because that reason, sucks.
also
Socialistic Britain can I set up a massive fence that extends one whole territory around my colony?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Tea is very good when sick
Xerimerc, Kaidia
think its allergies
took a home covid test and turned out negative
Lemona, Xerimerc
One of my friends has bad allergies
I had really bad allergies in the spring
Xerimerc, Kaidia
the spring was fine for me i think
i can barely remember
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/zF4ou4mgEj8
Xerimerc
I am Building massive Defense of my research colony especially as more nations join the rp map
Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/7q8CajaBXJ8
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/69tFVqsvPhw
Me
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/ZlLYQQYGMDg
Lemona, Xerimerc
I better call Saul!
Lemona, Xerimerc
A “crack” is reported in the sky above the detonation site. This crack is not an actual crack in the sky, but is instead a crack in the ozone layer.
Scientists realize this is, incredibly dangerous.
Like really dangerous
Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/8_f9VQBjJt4
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mondays, am I right?
Lemonans choking in the distance
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
No.
Just no.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I'm allergic to damn near everything
Pollen, most food, mold, etc
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/KDRKd3xBHas
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Why would I launch a bomb on my territory?
Nah I launched it on unclaimed land near my territory that is easily accessible and so we can report some things from our colony and also from the safergy of satellites
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
IÂ’m allergic to nothing accept seasonal stuff
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ofc, when I said I put random sh!t in a bomb, i did. do that.
I put some chlorine in that baby and woops there goes the Gaia ozone
Xerimerc
Im allergic to penicillin UwU
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Woopsies!
There goes breathable air!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Sleepy buh bye
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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Written by Refuge Isle.