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hmmm
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I know it was half
Idk if it was 12 or 20
I remeber it being 12
Idk
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
...
you realize the restroom is at the other side of the restaurant, which even isn't that big, right?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Imagine being so horny it twists reality into spontaneously forming a God of horny
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yeah itÂ’s twenty and IÂ’m stupid
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
It was 20
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Urin begins to urinate rapidly
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
wait a minute
that doesn't look like a British tank
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
What about the maidservant named Delilah
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
An entire race of meÂ
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
britain thats my attack ship
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
yep
[sub]ithink[/sub]
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Whoa whoa whoa how did we go from spontaneously summoning a god to a race of horny people
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
THATS JUST A BUNCH OF URINE
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Slaanesh isnÂ’t *just* horny tho
He/she/they really represent sensations cranked up to level 11
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The race of horny people had so much s*x they made a god
This is literally what happened
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
why
why is it approaching rapidly
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Terrifying? Amazing? Universal Hatred of BORDERS?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
ummm
you good?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
EXACTLY!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You wouldn't mind if i talk like this hmm~?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no I drank too much special tea
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I think you drank too much urine
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
He ate Urin.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Kaidia
Oh no
Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
it just seems
a bit weird
or as xeri would say
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
This act takes so much energy/power it leaves Big E crippled. HeÂ’s rushed back to terra and placed on the Golden Throne, a kinda big life support machine. Ever since then, heÂ’s been in there; having a 1000 human souls sacrificed to power it every day
HeÂ’s been there for 10000 years
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
waaa5%assaultandbattery
[sub]hornixeridemandsblood[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
vine boom
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
~~~
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
wait
is that why it was yellow?
AH F***
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Eat the power cords in the wall
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
im gonna steal your tea yay
Now where special warehouse
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SOULS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
WaitÂ
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
britain
THAT WAS THE EMPEROR'S SAMPLE FOR MEDICAL REASONS
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
oi
I already drank all my tea
ha
maybe that explains why I don't feel well
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Britain i stop make jokes at the expense of kaidia sanity if you give me international secrets uwu
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Throne is also stopping Big E from regenerating and is mostly just amplifying is massive psykickkckkc powers and fueling the astronomican
Also he is in constant unimaginable pain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
revirin is ga-
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
HAHAHA
YOU FOOL
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
He also sheds a single tear for each person that dies in the Imperiums service!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
RevirinxRobert
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
wait
did you intercept Revirin's urine sample?
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Should i charge you with nuclear power
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
why the f**k did I say anything.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
While Mariam Duck is still staying in Socialistic Britain trying to get a read on Griffiths' sexuality, newly promoted Deputy Inquisitor Garret Rhenah receives his first assignment: Go to Kaidia and try to make the Imperiess gay, using the same yassonium that had been slipped into Griffiths' food. Since he had successfully tainted the food last time, he would be leading this mission. He had a squad of only three others to go with him, and they were mostly as backup/support should the mission need extra help. Most of the stress would be squarely on his shoulders. Garret, however, has a plan, that he hopes will keep the renowned Kaidian forces off his back long enough to get to the Imperiess herself, though it'll put him squarely in the way of danger.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I don't have any
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
Also, when Big E was conscious and around, he outlawed religion and was all about science and stuff. Now, heÂ’s seen as a god. Ironic.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Kaidia
The throne is gonna fcking ex0lode within 100 years :D
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Yassonium
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
WHY MY CHILD
WHY
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Antimatter would do~
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The mission, though, will be harder as the royal housing is securely protected by the superior Vanguard and Royal Arms Forces.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Hmmmm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Don't worry about that~ :3
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/jEexefuB62c
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nope
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
THAT SAMPLE WAS IMPORTANT
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Psst-
Hey kid, would you like some tea
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maybe I have some but
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what type of tea
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Awww~
gimme something special pwz
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
HMMMMMMMM
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Hmm...
No thank you stranger! I have plenty :3
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
And now for my favorite part! Cadia!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
GUVE
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Nope
You will not get anything~
Haha
no
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stealthily making his way into the country, Garret poses as a Kaidian tour guide who uses a rusted down military Jeep for sightseeing. He sends in a request to the Kaidian throne to make his way into Akorrda for his next tour: a tour of the palace grounds. Once his application is processed, the next part of his plan can commence.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
They're all from reigvau
High quality
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
So! When the Aeldari had theirÂ… funÂ… when they spawned slaanesh in, when they were born, each and every single eldar in the center of the galaxy had their souls sucked into chaos, and opened a giant Warp Rift called the Eye of Terror! Cadia is right next to it!
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
You almost looked like you're talking to yourself
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
werwerwerwerwerwerwerwerwer
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hmmmmmmmmm......
No thanks!
I'm perfectly fine :3
Astornes, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
*Akorrda
The tour guide is given a special meet with one member of the royal family for no reason :)
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Adreabhal
By the emperor
What is this heresy
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
RevirinxRobert
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Pfft I'm not that insane
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Mmm xeri is veri sleepy only 1%~
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
okay I don't care
DO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
VanessaxAbigail
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Are you sure?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
lemon is definitely gay
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
A special meeting with one member of the royal family? But the official invitation doesn't say which one? This is incredibly suspicious, Garret thinks, but he knows he has no choice to accept. He reviews his Kaidian phrasebook one last time before heading out to meet the royal family member outside the palace grounds
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
vlaskal do you still hate me
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Cadia holds for around 40000 years, with some of the Most Chad imperial guardsmen. They are capable, loyal, faithful, and just overall very good. Then, after the Horus Hwresy, Abaddon, HorusÂ’s self proclaimed replacement, decides to attack it
He fails
He tried again
He fails
He tried again, and then slams his giant spaceship into Cadia, making it do this: https://youtu.be/nQ3DBS_SQDA
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
who are those people?
I'm a little bit insane but not that insane
just ignore the strange puppets
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
Because we discussed this, the Imperiess, Vanessa appears with a man in light armor. He seems to be the infamous Colonel Erik Vaanis.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
I know Vanessa is the Imperiess of Kaidia, married to Revirin
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
F that, krieg is my spirit animal
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ItÂ’s not gay to make LGBTQ+ ships
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Adreabhal
*holds small pebbles and cries*
CADIA STANDS!!!!
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
If you want to annoy me, come up with something like robertxlars
That would probably annoy Lkandria more
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
uh something something
kaiser evans back
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
unionxbritain
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
ah
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Ah yes
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
we planned something, me and Adrea
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Oh yeah the Krieg
Basically
Their planet tried to rebel a while ago
Now they believe in order to repent for their sins they must die in service of the emperor. Not fight, die
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Okay
RobertxLars
On one evening, Robert went on a diplomatic mission to Lkandria.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Xerimerc, Kaidia
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