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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I mean they arent supposed to know history
Xerimerc, Toseropias
nighty
Xerimerc, Kaidia, Toseropias
The Stanley Parable [sub][I]Brought to you by the Ministry of Culture[/sub]
I'm sure you remember the re-enactment of "Paper's, Please", yes? The Ministry of Culture now presents "The Stanley Parable", another indie game.
I will be taking the role of the game's narrator, and whoever responds to this message first will take the role of Stanley, the titular silent protagonist. You are given this prompt:
"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."
[sub](You may either follow this prompt or go through the right door instead)[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stanley enters the door on his right
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqCx_vVBRps
This video was made by the developer
Lemona, Kaidia
Masculine women, Feminine men
Which is the rooster, which is the hen?
It's hard to tell 'em apart today! And, say!
Sister is busy learning to shave,
Brother just loves his permanent wave,
It's hard to tell 'em apart today! Hey, hey!
Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,
Now we don't know who is who, or even what's what!
Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,
Nobody knows who's walking inside,
Those masculine women and feminine men!
this was written in 1926
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Helo, am a bit new here.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it. But eager to get back to business, Stanley took the first open door on his left."
[sub](Go left or keep going)[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stanley continues on his way to the lounge.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
1. Stanley already passed the lounge at this point, just leaving it before making this decision
2. You are not Stanley [sub](New United Common-Lands is, as he made the first decision)[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stanley continues past the open door on his left
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
In a way, arent we all Stanley? Is Stanley truly a person? Does Stanley even exist?
Its been so long since I played the Stanley parable, I should play it again
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
oh, cool.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
"And so he detoured through the maintenance section, walked straight ahead to the opposite door, and got back on track."
[sub](Keep going or use the maintenance elevator)[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stanley chugs two bottles of beer, passes out, and is stuck there for the rest of his life
L Stanley
Xerimerc, Kaidia
YEAHHHH BABY, NO SCHOOL BECAUSE SNOWSTORM, WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER WORKING BUT OTHER THAN THAT WOOOOOO!
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Stanley is still passed out.
He never gets freedom
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I cant have snow days
They make us do zoom
Xerimerc, Kaidia
damn, that sucks, I feel bad for you, hopefully it's not too hard.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Its not bad I would assume, it ends early
Besides, I liked online learning
But I also liked snow days
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yeah, anyway uh, The Waffle House Found It's New Host.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUFUqNwztU
Lemona, Kaidia
hehehe
Xerimerc, Kaidia
LLLLLLLL
Our internet breaks too much on snow days so we dont have to anything
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hey, are there any issues about banning human sacrifices?
Lemona, Xerimerc
An Italian furry named Francellolla appears and dances in front of Stanley before running away. Stanley is frightened enough to become a furry himself.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Yes you just have to get lucky
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Probably
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia, Toseropias
sad.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maybe Stanley was really the friends we made along the way
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
https://youtu.be/x2zIp4O2wKI
Dakka
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Hey, I'mnew to this server what do most people do?
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Be insane
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
We are all Stanleys in the narrators games.
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Have you played the deluxe version?
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
MORE CONTENT! MORE MORE MORE!
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]eh[/sub]
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
I have concluded that Ultrakill is the best game
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Help my SA fell by 12.5%
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kaidia
Nice.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Rip.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
hehe I'm close to you in SA
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
It be like that sometimes
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The price of a 2% increase to arms manufacturing, defence forces and the establishment of mass public transport and banning of cars
Astornes, Lemona, Kaidia
Across the nation, arms manufacturing factories start producing metal bolt-action rifles.
They also begin making armored trench coats, gas mask-looking masks, and swords.
This is the beginning of a new special corps
The Iron Order.
A WWI-based corps, it uses bolt-action rifles and horses. It is believed that the soldiers of this corps are veterans returning to battle, or veteran children being pushed by their daddies to experience the old Kaidian equipment.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Øvenland, East Kadvia - Øvenland Military Operations Facility - Local Time: 01:30:00
Soldiers walk the corridors of the Øvenland Facility, filled with ammunition for their guns. Tech has exploded in Kaidia, and weapons are very powerful.
Matching the black interior and steamy environment of the facility, Iron Order troops march, heavily breathing due to their heavy gas masks. They hold metal bolt action rifles fresh from the factory.
Though, nothing can be perfect.
In the distance, rebels against the tyranny of Revirin march to take the Øvenland Facility, but troops are ready.
DEFCON 3 has been activated to warn troops of the incoming threat.
Soldiers take position to protect valuable supplies, others go out to the walls to defend the snowy hell from the warm facility.
The new Iron Order has a chance to prove themselves - a battle they can surely win. They hold on their rifles and wait for the rebels to reach the facility.
A clock ticks in their heads.
Tick, tock.
Tick, tock.
Tick, tock.
Tick, tock...
Lemona, Xerimerc
I must perfect every single level
3 done so far
aaaaaa
I only didn't get 4 done because I missed a chunk of enemies at some point so only got a B for kills, brining the score down from P to only A ):
Lemona, Kaidia
can someone talk with me
Lemona, Xerimerc
ye
Lemona, Kaidia
xeri
can we go to TOOTBS
Lemona, Xerimerc
Im too scared to get on this
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
why
Lemona, Xerimerc
to what
Lemona, Kaidia
just why
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hi... (lets see how many people will say hi back!)
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
The
Order
Of
The
Black
Stones
Lemona, Xerimerc
iH
Lemona, Xerimerc
Because its a random link on yt.. who knows what it could be.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
why does a nation need to be named
"Bigdaddyfeetpics"
Lemona, Xerimerc
GREETINGSNEWENTITYYOUREXISTANCEHASBEENREGISTEREDBYTHEOMNISCIENTTOASTERHIVEMIND
Lemona, Kaidia
Our version of...
whatever that is
is the Overwatch Command
Kaidia is slowly becoming a military order
Lemona, Xerimerc
Highfleet 1.14- Sevastopol "Veteran Gunner" rage unleash on SG. (Ultimate Tanc a Lelek moment)
What do you think it's gonna be? Youtube has been systematically purging itself of all good content, I can't imagine there's anything too awful that someone would post here
Lemona, Kaidia
Um...
Xeri?
Remember the post rampage you did a few days ago?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Because I wanted it to be named "Bigdaddyfeetpics".
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
And also Sicario is a trusted member of TRTHNBB
[sub]theygivemepats[/sub]
Lemona, Kaidia
ye?
Just remember, you can never change it :D
Lemona, Kaidia
How about the...
content you sent there, hm?
Lemona, Xerimerc
but
why
Lemona, Xerimerc
Because
I
Can
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
couldn't you at least put spaces
Lemona, Xerimerc
whaaat give me one example of something problematic also I was only semi-awake or lucid at the time
Lemona, Kaidia
well
don't be sleepy
5-Hour Energy
and Redbull
and Coffee
Lemona, Xerimerc
Idk I just wanted it to be like that lmao
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
well
good job at weirdest nation name of January 2023
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hmm
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Kaidia
I do not
ingest
caffeine
Lemona, Kaidia
why exactly
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hm?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Thx<3
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I am already manic enough I do not need more stimulants
Lemona, Kaidia
uh
sure
i guess
Lemona, Xerimerc
also I don't want a caffeine dependency it sucks from what I hear
Lemona, Kaidia
Im gonna go listen to Zutomayo now
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
better sleep schedule
Lemona, Xerimerc
You all are RUDE
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
?
Lemona, Xerimerc
am wanting to listen to electro swing
school preventing me
Lemona, Xerimerc
what
how does caffeine
a stimulating substance that makes you more awake and active by blocking adenosine receptors
Lemona, Kaidia
Explain
improve sleep schedule
Lemona, Kaidia
no
i mean
get a better sleep schedule
Lemona, Xerimerc
I hate every single one of u guys. You all are non normal human beings. Weirdo's.
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
Lemona, Kaidia
Explain, Bigdaddyfeetpics
Lemona, Kaidia
Explain.
Also, we are human beings.
We just spend our time on this wretched site.
Lemona, Xerimerc
your loss
Lemona, Xerimerc
N o n n o r m a l h u m a n b e i n g s
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Explain what you mean by this, person who made the active choice to name themselves BigDaddyFeetPics
Lemona, Kaidia
wE jUsT sPeNd oUr tImE oN tHiS wReTcHeD sItE
idgaf
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Well you know, my eyes don't work.
We're still human beings.
Also, why are we non-normal, hm?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hey, we can't all be the same.
Lemona, Xerimerc
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