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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
(After looking through the passport, which looked to be forged, it would be confiscated. A passport seizure slip would given to the Lemonan, with a prominent "Denied" stamped onto it.)
"Get a new passport. Now leave."
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
govmnt
Astornes, Lemona
Me and Washington Federation did it at the same time
You just copied us
We are not the same
Lemona, Xerimerc
The Lemonan looks up, into which he pulls out a firearm and shoots the border man in the skull.
Astornes, Xerimerc
me mum seems to think
that we can stop rich 4ssholes from dodging taxes
by lowering the taxes on rich people
and giving them benefits and sh1t
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Her main argument against stuf flike socialism is that it's "idealistic"
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
I want to be defenestrated
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
throws you out a window
Xerimerc, Rica Nardis, Xeribrit
yay thanki lemona uwu
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
youre the cartographer genius you dont need to be rp admin
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
no hes the deputy minister of culture
Xerimerc
BTw New United Common-Lands the welcome telegram still lists villa as the cartographer
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Rica Nardis
You know this whyyy?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Xeri sees all
:3
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Rica Nardis
(The Lemonan would be detained by checkpoint security, may the world never see or hear from the Lemonan again)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
I shall update it at somepoint!
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
[sub]hehe [/sub]Ye, we don't wanna confuse new nations
Lemona
waw
Lemona, Xerimerc
aww
Lemona
Every time that someone says lemonan I understand lemon man
Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
lemon man
walking around up here alone
Xerimerc, Rica Nardis
[REDACTED]
Ask alpharius if you wanna know
Lemona, Xerimerc
Same answer
Lemona, Xerimerc
They are not active in endorsements or governmental stuff tho
Theyre just backups if I get in an argument mostly
Lemona, Xerimerc
If you get in an argument?
Sicario I hate warhammer lore
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The Defenestrations of Prague
Xerimerc, Kaidia
it can become idealistic for people who believe in a lot
But that can happen for any ideology
Xerimerc, Kaidia
wow you must be bad at arguing if you have to covertly use puppets
Lemona, Konigsberg Oblast, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Xeri I cant Tell if you meant to suppress or if you misclicked
Xerimerc, Kaidia
L + Ratio
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Its heresy
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I never have before
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
lol
Why do I read heresy as hearsay
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Maxwell calls for the other three agents. As they join him outside of the Imperial Fish, he tells them the plan. Maxwell hides in the background as the other three get a table of four.
He sits down with his fellow agents, and begins to watch the two continue to talk.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm getting uniforms for the dead people's and I have now remembered I need to get stuff like weapons and military vehicles
but I need to make sure it isn't too futuristic because they aren't that advanced
time to just steal pictures of modern military vehicles
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
what are you planning
if you screw over my and Kaidias RP I swear to god
I will literally swear at god
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
when do respond
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
No, Im not going to kill John and Urin
neither am I going to anything to destroy it
its just the fact that a Lemonan agent is in the same city as a British ambassador was funni
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Urin wakes up from his coma.
He was asleep for only 2 days, but still.
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Urin looks at his phone while taking a bite out of his salmon.
"Hm.
Apparently the Kaidian Navy sent out a cruiser with a high-powered long range laser turret.
I guess us Kaidians are advancing faster than usual."
Lemona, Xerimerc
"We might actually rejoin, but depends on the situation.
Maybe if Britain joined, we might rejoin the war."
Urin takes a bite from his salmon.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Urins father steps up.
NO PHONES AT TABLE
Urin is slapped
Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]the wars over kaidy[/sub]
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Urin stands up
"I did what you couldn't.
Bring the milk to my kids."
Lemona, Xerimerc
no way
also dont call me Kaidy
only Xeri can do that
Lemona, Xerimerc
Urins father Fades away
Xerimerc, Kaidia
is the no way sarcastic or..?
Xerimerc, Kaidia
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go punish my children with my shotgun."
Lemona, Xerimerc
wait no-
Xerimerc, Kaidia
the "no way" in that sentence means
theres no way
Lemona, Xerimerc
oh okay
anyways yea kaidi the war ended with white peace during your session of gone
Xerimerc, Kaidia
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i didnt get to test out my laser
Lemona, Xerimerc
fire it at what used to be vicky
Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
ill kill all the rouge people living in the area
Lemona, Xerimerc
Hey lemona
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
How many lemons in a Lemona of a chicken wing?
Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]lemona[/sub]
[sub]can we fight[/sub]
[sub]for old times sake[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
8
Xerimerc, Kaidia
no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
[sub]pwease[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
no
Xerimerc, Kaidia
Many military facilities are redesigning turrets and drone bays to re-strengthen the Kaidian Mainland.
Infantry armor and weapons are being mass produced in big cities.
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://preview.redd.it/63bylepjwc581.jpg?auto=webp&s=83b842765401987efb0b5715667bd80dec921c72
Lemona, Xerimerc
Me and Britain are allies
Lemona, Xerimerc
You and the British people arent
Xerimerc
We are
Lemona, Xerimerc
Not with the people
Only the government
Xerimerc
Kaidia you stated in your vote for me dispatch that you do not money, but fame
And then you state that you dont want fame
What
Xerimerc
you contradicted yourself
Xerimerc
d o r i m e, a m e n o a m e n o
Lemona, Xerimerc
its true
octavia is a billion times better
Lemona, Xerimerc
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Lemona, Xerimerc
You are just a sad emo and relate differently to different characters than I
Lemona, Xerimerc
wow a sad emo
thats what you are half the time
Lemona, Xerimerc
I see no denial here
I rest my case
If the court demands it, I shall argue further
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Youre very lucky a screen separates us , or youd feel the reason why I wear so many spikes
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
spokes
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Kaidia
I'm re-designing my flag, any suggestions?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Youve already said this
Socialistic Britain, Greater Drussi, Xerimerc, Kaidia
Yes.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia
come back from watching Avatar
me wanna swim and almost die
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
New Westphalia has been liberated, please can everyone switch their votes on Security Council motion.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=un
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://store.steampowered.com/app/975370/Dwarf_Fortress/
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I am tempted to drink my bottle of mouthwash for no reason other than it is a nice color
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I suggest just admiring the color. Instead of drinking the mint juice.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
My tummy hurts now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
sadness. :(
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
"I don't think the people would be happy if you left a war then immediately rejoined it..
And plus, Britain is allies with Lkandria." John takes another bite out of the fish soup
"Huh, certainly interesting
That could actually be utilised in your spaceships.."
John pauses to wait for Urins response
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
I drank some of it :(
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
ono :(
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
uhh
[sub]maybetryrelaxandtakepainkillersuhhimnotsure[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Its over now
Likely cause: drinking funny blue mouthwash
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Ngl
[spoiler][sub]the washing liquid I have is a pastel green colour and I have had a-many temptations to drink[/sub][/spoiler]
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Channeling my inner 3 year old
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Finally, my economy is improving at the cost of eco-friendliness, environmental beauty and tourism
Lemona, Xerimerc
[pre]January 5th, 2023, 0:00, CEST, Lemona
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Its dark. The moonlight shines on a valley, reflecting off the grass. And then it happens.
A blinding light flashes across The Valley and reflects off the hills above, and when its over a massive burn mark is found, going a mile deep into the crust.[/pre]
Astornes, Xerimerc
You are stupid
Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Maxwell takes out a recording device and places it in the direction of the two men. He then waits patiently for the waiter.
Astornes, Xerimerc
The Lkandrian army has received an upgrade. They have decided to use a rail gun as the main turret. Also utilizing zero point energy, energy shields across the board have been improved. Also with more antimatter facilities being completed antimatter is being more widely used especially in spaceships with antimatter being used as fuel and for combustion weapons
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.