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New United Common-Lands, Lemona

the city of Rezekne pas practically without a fight after a serious shelling, the released equipment and guns were transferred to Riga, or rather to the city of Jelgava, which should take the battle of 50 tanks and a huge number of guns

Also, the retreating Latvian troops were attacked near the city of Ragana, where they destroyed about 20 tanks, 26 armored personnel carriers with the help of anti-tank rifles, and also killed more than 500 people.

The way to Riga was blocked by ships of the Estonian fleet on March 25, fearing the supply of weapons from outside

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]psst, hey psst Ardeyn

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Voila[/sub]

[spoiler]sorry for the notice ^^[/spoiler]

Thank youuuu

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Astravica

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]psst, hey psst Ardeyn

https://i.ibb.co/KGyYXp9/Untitled251-20220712232428.png

Voila[/sub]

[spoiler]sorry for the notice ^^[/spoiler]

☠️

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

BFL:ST - Match 3

SC - Emo Core FC v. Inter-Kalturg FC

1st Half: 2-1

2nd Half: 5-1

OT: -

DC - Lemonan Citruses SC v. TeamPizza SC

1st Half: 1-3

2nd Half: 2-4

OT: -

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Teampizza

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL:ST - Match 3

SC - Emo Core FC v. Inter-Kalturg FC

1st Half: 2-1

2nd Half: 5-1

OT: -

DC - Lemonan Citruses SC v. TeamPizza SC

1st Half: 1-3

2nd Half: 2-4

OT: -

I mean

Irl Pizza probably so better in soccer lol

Teampizza

Lemona wrote:I mean

Irl Pizza probably so better in soccer lol

No I suck at soccer lol

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:BFL:ST - Match 3

SC - Emo Core FC v. Inter-Kalturg FC

1st Half: 2-1

2nd Half: 5-1

OT: -

DC - Lemonan Citruses SC v. TeamPizza SC

1st Half: 1-3

2nd Half: 2-4

OT: -

I would probably be losing every round irl but this is cool

Lemona

Teampizza wrote:No I suck at soccer lol

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

technically soccer means football

So if IÂ’m better then you at soccerÂ

174 messages

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:174 messages

haha

How long you gone?

The ICE CREAM TRUCK IS HERE

Elkonie wrote:the city of Rezekne pas practically without a fight after a serious shelling, the released equipment and guns were transferred to Riga, or rather to the city of Jelgava, which should take the battle of 50 tanks and a huge number of guns

Also, the retreating Latvian troops were attacked near the city of Ragana, where they destroyed about 20 tanks, 26 armored personnel carriers with the help of anti-tank rifles, and also killed more than 500 people.

The way to Riga was blocked by ships of the Estonian fleet on March 25, fearing the supply of weapons from outside

[pre]March 28th, 1941, 5:49, EEST, Latvian-Estonian Border.

__________

A couple thousand Celtic troops arrive to help protect Latvia from the invaders. They bring their weird but kind of efficient way of war, and begin to join the Latvian troops.

They prepare to give the Estonians hell, and began to storm the border at mass. Planes and tanks follow suit, and a mass resistance begins.[/pre]

Also Elkonie, donÂ’t say 500 Celts dead or something because itÂ’s more likely that will happen to your troops, on a larger scale.

And please wait for me to respond to things :)

And also prepared to get pushed back to your capital.

Technically during ww2 by using numbers Latvia would be winning this war

lemona and ardeyn has split the pacific between them

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:lemona and ardeyn has split the pacific between them

:)

Kaltburg

I think ardeyn has by far the most islandsÂ

But Lkandria is probably close

My opponent in elections bans homosexuality:O

yeah so vote for me

cuz I dont

Astravica

On April 14, after the capture of key cities near Riga, shelling from the water from the air and from the sea began after a week of shelling 50 tanks and several more groups of soldiers entered the city

the firing points were suppressed, but Estonia also suffered quite heavy losses, as 560 Estonians and 720 Latvians died in the battle for Lomonosov Street

but in 4 days the capital of latvia fell like latvia itself

Lemona wrote:Technically during ww2 by using numbers Latvia would be winning this war

what exactly are the numbers? latvia has about 30,000 soldiers

and before the war I increased the army from 20,000 to 35,000

in this war estonia lost 21000 and latvia 27500

Lemona wrote:My opponent in elections bans homosexuality:O

yeah so vote for me

cuz I dont

Idc I know you so i will support you ;)

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:On April 14, after the capture of key cities near Riga, shelling from the water from the air and from the sea began after a week of shelling 50 tanks and several more groups of soldiers entered the city

the firing points were suppressed, but Estonia also suffered quite heavy losses, as 560 Estonians and 720 Latvians died in the battle for Lomonosov Street

but in 4 days the capital of latvia fell like latvia itself

HOW?

HOW DID IT FALL?

you skipped the entirety of my superiors military helping them!

Wtf

Elkonie wrote:On April 14, after the capture of key cities near Riga, shelling from the water from the air and from the sea began after a week of shelling 50 tanks and several more groups of soldiers entered the city

the firing points were suppressed, but Estonia also suffered quite heavy losses, as 560 Estonians and 720 Latvians died in the battle for Lomonosov Street

but in 4 days the capital of latvia fell like latvia itself

Lkandria decided to send 100,000 troops and 5,000 tanks to Estonia. The Lkandrians also decide to employ their new fighter planes. They call them “jets”

Lemona

Lemona wrote:HOW?

HOW DID IT FALL?

you skipped the entirety of my superiors military helping them!

Wtf

can the pope destroy italy now

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Lkandria decided to send 100,000 troops and 5,000 tanks to Estonia. The Lkandrians also decide to employ their new fighter planes. They call them “jets”

nice i call the sticks with little axes on them pokey pokeys

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Lkandria decided to send 100,000 troops and 5,000 tanks to Estonia. The Lkandrians also decide to employ their new fighter planes. They call them “jets”

JetsÂ

HmmmmÂ

Those sound like what rich people can fly in

Lemona wrote:JetsÂ

HmmmmÂ

Those sound like what rich people can fly in

Ignore that cause the war ended

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Ignore that cause the war ended

They skipped like 3 weeks of battles lol

Lemona wrote:haha

How long you gone?

I have a busy schedule for the next few weeks.

Then there is like 2 or 3 weeks after that of free time and then school starts and i go to 8TH GRADE

Lemona

How?

HOW?

HOW ESTONIA BEAT LATVIA?

I has question for everyone:

where do babies come from?

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I have a busy schedule for the next few weeks.

Then there is like 2 or 3 weeks after that of free time and then school starts and i go to 8TH GRADE

Tomorrow my cousin is sleeping over so I wonÂ’t be online Much

Pinevilla wrote:How?

HOW?

HOW ESTONIA BEAT LATVIA?

I has question for everyone:

where do babies come from?

Hell

Lemona wrote:Tomorrow my cousin is sleeping over so I wonÂ’t be online Much

cool i have camp untill friday and then i rest and immediately leave for new orleans

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:How?

HOW?

HOW ESTONIA BEAT LATVIA?

I has question for everyone:

where do babies come from?

When a man and woman kiss the woman becomes pregnant

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:How?

HOW?

HOW ESTONIA BEAT LATVIA?

I has question for everyone:

where do babies come from?

two words reserve and guns from the ussr

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:When a man and woman kiss the woman becomes pregnant

i like lemona's answer better

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:two words reserve and guns from the ussr

pope destroy you

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Hell

Yeah. I donÂ’t like little kids

Lemona, Elkonie

Elkonie wrote:two words reserve and guns from the ussr

but

you

Nevermind

Lkandria wrote:When a man and woman kiss the woman becomes pregnant

I used to think just sitting in the same bed with the opposite sex would get baby

Pinevilla wrote:i like lemona's answer better

heh

Lkandria wrote:Yeah. I donÂ’t like little kids

i like little kids and by that i mean i can tolerate them because every time they misbehave i pick them up and slam their head against a wall

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:pope destroy you

hahahahaahahha lol

Also when I invade Italy I will help you expand

Pinevilla wrote:i like little kids and by that i mean i can tolerate them because every time they misbehave i pick them up and slam their head against a wall

No, you like like little kids

Wait babies are formed in the mommy by God they are specially designed and have a purpose for God.

Dont commit self destruct you are loved and have a God that loves you

Now where was I? Pope kill mussolini?

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Wait babies are formed in the mommy by God they are specially designed and have a purpose for God.

Dont commit self destruct you are loved and have a God that loves you

Now where was I? Pope kill mussolini?

Well, some people have done things that make even JESUS

Dislike them

Lemona wrote:No, you like like little kids

There is this one 3rd grader at my church that we think may be a stripper

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well, some people have done things that make even JESUS

Dislike them

Jesus loves everyone, and he forgive your sins.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:hahahahaahahha lol

Also when I invade Italy I will help you expand

we get old papl state borders along with maybe old kingdom of naples land

but we give you everything else as well as sicily

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:There is this one 3rd grader at my church that we think may be a stripper

Â

what

uh

I accidentally spread a rumor that a kid in my class made out with their little brother in the stalls lol

And also that she was dating her best friend and that her best friend sold drugs

Pinevilla wrote:we get old papl state borders along with maybe old kingdom of naples land

but we give you everything else as well as sicily

I just want Sardinia, but Italy still needs to exist because yes

Lemona wrote:what

uh

I accidentally spread a rumor that a kid in my class made out with their little brother in the stalls lol

And also that she was dating her best friend and that her best friend sold drugs

She always wears, er, revealing cloths and thats about it.

honestly i don't think she'd be a stripper

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I just want Sardinia, but Italy still needs to exist because yes

can i be italy we be kingdom of pope

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:She always wears, er, revealing cloths and thats about it.

honestly i don't think she'd be a stripper

The girl that I was talking about, we also said she was a poll dancer heh

Pinevilla wrote:can i be italy we be kingdom of pope

well for relevancy and for this to make since you canÂ’t

But you can take a lot of their economy

Lemona wrote:The girl that I was talking about, we also said she was a poll dancer heh

i had a sleeepover with like 4 other people sunday night and the dude that slept next to me kept on sitting on my d-

anyways i didnt like him and told him to stop cause gay is bad

Lemona

Lemona wrote:well for relevancy and for this to make since you canÂ’t

But you can take a lot of their economy

Then i take north italy and we just kinda have mussolini being poor in south italy

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:i had a sleeepover with like 4 other people sunday night and the dude that slept next to me kept on sitting on my d-

anyways i didnt like him and told him to stop cause gay is bad

ahahahahhahah

I have sleep over with my friends

It was 2v1

They said they won

It was a stalemate.

My other friend who was their was just watching 3 am videos because they were sleep deprived

Pinevilla wrote:Then i take north italy and we just kinda have mussolini being poor in south italy

By the 70Â’s big pope will fall tho and Italy will take over and fall to uh

Upper far right wing

IÂ’ve said this before but I once strangled my friend and then my other friend dropped a weight on their neck

was there a war happening? I think i missed the chance i got to see my tanks perform

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:was there a war happening? I think i missed the chance i got to see my tanks perform

Elkonie did some really rushed and sus invasion of Estonia

Also IÂ’m defending Ireland from the British

And I defeated Catalonia

Only ww2 wars

night night people i go to bed

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:night night people i go to bed

IÂ’m watching tv series then I go to be :)

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m watching tv series then I go to be :)

Bed.

also goodnight now

hi

New United Common-Lands

hmm its my birthday today

New United Common-Lands

Kaltburg wrote:hmm its my birthday today

Happy birthday 🥳

On Friday 15th July(tomorrow), elections will being to appoint our new Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of Domestic Affairs.

Voting rules are as follows;

1. Only vote if you are a Citizen of The Region That Has No Big Banks. (otherwise your vote will not be cast)

2. Candidates don't vote in your own category

3. Vote once, votes of puppets will not be counted.

4. Votes will only be counted if you state your nations name (so we can share the results afterwards)

5. Please Rank the candidates in preference order. 1 Being first preference, 2 being 2nd preference... ETC

For any roles where the more than 2 candidates exist votes will be counted based on list voting system. This is where; initially first preference votes will be counted, and if nobody has received over 50% of the vote, the candidate with the lowest first preference votes will be eliminated and the next preference choice vote will be counted instead. This process will continue until a candidate has over 50% of the vote.

Before candidates are elected the following must happen (as per the regional constitution "v. All elections will be reviewed and confirmed to be accurate and fair by the Founder before any nation is elected to office."

Voting will close on the 31st July, shortly afterwards the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister will select their cabinet(including appointing Minister of Defense) with the approval of 50% majority of the Cabinet.

Lemona

who wants hungary

Vlaskal

I wanna tear the territory apart~! Piece by piece, innocent lives ruined-! Just thinking about it makes me want to commit

ģ̶̨̡̢͇̣͚̣̰̩̘̮̺̮̹̞̲͎̜̜̎͜e̵̛̛̖̖̬͖̬͍̺̻̍̐̈̂̇̐͛̈́͑̋́̔͊̕͝n̵̹͕̤̈́̌̐̾͐̽̈̓͆̃̅̈́͊̐̅́͋̕͝͠͠͝o̴̹̐͛̈́̿̆̔̉c̴̢̢̢̻͈̠̰͔̫̯̅̓͒̋̀̇͊͑̍͛̋̐̈̚͠i̷̧͚̳͉̮͎̞̹̟͔̱̲̙̩̺̼̙̯̩͂͌̇̾͆͐ͅH̶̛̛͙͉̳̹̑̓̐̂̀͊́̃̂͗͆̀̋̎͛̀̓̚A̶̡̢̪͎̩̖͈͖̩̘̩͈͍͍̎͌͂̀̌̎̒̎͂̆́̆̕͜͝ͅH̷̞̘̉̔̈́̅̒̽̀̃̂́̈́̋̈́̇̈́̈́̊͐͜͝͠Ä̴̛̦̖̦͖̬̺̼̳̙̯͇͈́̄̌̂̽͐̋̄̀͒̅̕̚͠͝ͅḪ̶̡̧̪̱͓̻͐́́̒̄͐̈͂́͐̅̈̊̑̈̌͛͆̚͘͠ͅA̷̡̨̛̻̻̻͚̤͖͌̈́͆͌̿̔̄́̄͛̈́̒̍̐͊

ooops

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I wanna tear the territory apart~! Piece by piece, innocent lives ruined-! Just thinking about it makes me want to commit

ģ̶̨̡̢͇̣͚̣̰̩̘̮̺̮̹̞̲͎̜̜̎͜e̵̛̛̖̖̬͖̬͍̺̻̍̐̈̂̇̐͛̈́͑̋́̔͊̕͝n̵̹͕̤̈́̌̐̾͐̽̈̓͆̃̅̈́͊̐̅́͋̕͝͠͠͝o̴̹̐͛̈́̿̆̔̉c̴̢̢̢̻͈̠̰͔̫̯̅̓͒̋̀̇͊͑̍͛̋̐̈̚͠i̷̧͚̳͉̮͎̞̹̟͔̱̲̙̩̺̼̙̯̩͂͌̇̾͆͐ͅH̶̛̛͙͉̳̹̑̓̐̂̀͊́̃̂͗͆̀̋̎͛̀̓̚A̶̡̢̪͎̩̖͈͖̩̘̩͈͍͍̎͌͂̀̌̎̒̎͂̆́̆̕͜͝ͅH̷̞̘̉̔̈́̅̒̽̀̃̂́̈́̋̈́̇̈́̈́̊͐͜͝͠Ä̴̛̦̖̦͖̬̺̼̳̙̯͇͈́̄̌̂̽͐̋̄̀͒̅̕̚͠͝ͅḪ̶̡̧̪̱͓̻͐́́̒̄͐̈͂́͐̅̈̊̑̈̌͛͆̚͘͠ͅA̷̡̨̛̻̻̻͚̤͖͌̈́͆͌̿̔̄́̄͛̈́̒̍̐͊

ooops

I should really sleep more... *yawn*

New United Common-Lands

Kaltburg wrote:hmm its my birthday today

Happy birthday then comrade

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:hmm its my birthday today

how old ist du?

Kaltburg wrote:who wants hungary

IÂ’m Magyar

My legs and feet feel like absolute crap

I jumped off a high dive and I did the way my friendÂ’s told me not to do, which ended up hurting my legs and also my arms but

at least I didnÂ’t trip and do a bellyflop like pizza did while trying to do a 360 no scope off it

New United Common-Lands

While putting deodorant on I just realized my arms pain too

Recent Headlines from Kaltburg

Council of Ministers Wish Chancellor Roth A Happy Birthday

"Celebrations lasted for 6 days, practically halting all governmental functions"

Recent Midterm Election Produces Slim Majority, New Upstart Party Responsible

"The Party for Proliferation of Technology (PPT) wins a whopping 6 seats against both coalition parties"

Students Pursuing Technology, Theology Courses Rising, Survey Finds

"Artificial Intelligence is a rising topic among younger generations"

Student Demonstrations Increasing

"Calls for the nation's economy planning AI to be given more authority is one of its 6 main tenets"

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:Recent Headlines from Kaltburg

Council of Ministers Wish Chancellor Roth A Happy Birthday

"Celebrations lasted for 6 days, practically halting all governmental functions"

Recent Midterm Election Produces Slim Majority, New Upstart Party Responsible

"The Party for Proliferation of Technology (PPT) wins a whopping 6 seats against both coalition parties"

Students Pursuing Technology, Theology Courses Rising, Survey Finds

"Artificial Intelligence is a rising topic among younger generations"

Student Demonstrations Increasing

"Calls for the nation's economy planning AI to be given more authority is one of its 6 main tenets"

Militarism Party

Lemona wrote:Militarism Party

fjwfojwnflwfw

Lemona

Floss baby clean baby

Sorry for being inactive for 2 days

Lemona

Favenova wrote:Sorry for being inactive for 2 days

apology not accepted

yeahhhhhh

Not accept

Favenova

Lemona wrote:apology not accepted

yeahhhhhh

Not accept

My mom took away my phone cuz I was getting to lazy

Lemona

Favenova wrote:My mom took away my phone cuz I was getting to lazy

Get a job. Then you have an excuse to be lazy after work. ThatÂ’s part of reason I got a job. The other reason was to get money

Lemona, Favenova

okay IÂ’m back

I had an orchestra concert

Im back from football camp, did I miss anything

Lemona

Post by Teampizza suppressed by New United Common-Lands.

Teampizza

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.

beep

Lkandria wrote:Lkandria decided to send 100,000 troops and 5,000 tanks to Estonia. The Lkandrians also decide to employ their new fighter planes. They call them “jets”

I was gonna say something about this but I then realized jets did exist during actual ww2 and it would make sense for jets to be in rp

You slip by this time..

[sub]this time...[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I was gonna say something about this but I then realized jets did exist during actual ww2 and it would make sense for jets to be in rp

You slip by this time..

[sub]this time...[/sub]

I donÂ’t imagine roblox characters running across the battle field screaming about eating children

Lemona wrote:I donÂ’t imagine roblox characters running across the battle field screaming about eating children

W

Wha?

Lemona

1941

[pre]The troops that are available begin to prepare weapons for an invasion is Spain, and soon after portugal.[/pre]

🐟 🏊‍♂️ 🥔

BFL:ST - Match 4

SC - Inter-Kalturg FC v. Konra FC

1st Half: 3-2

2nd Half: 5-2

OT: -

DC - TeamPizza SC v. Emo Core FC

1st Half: 1-0

2nd Half: 1-3

OT: -

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

BFL:ST - 2nd Round Results

Sanders Conference:

1st: Emo Core FC (6)

2nd: Inter-Kalturg FC (4)

3rd: Pinevillian FC (0)

Dogger Conference:

1st: TeamPizza SC (4)

2nd: Lemonan Citruses SC (2)

3rd: Konra FC (0)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg, Pinevilla

J back from pool 🏊‍♂️

New United Common-Lands

Just thought I'd give a quick update on Parliament incase anyone thought I'd abandoned it

Pinevilla, I saw your application and you're now officially an MP!

I don't have the time to update the dispatch rn unfortunately

The Washington Federation I've seen your proposed bill and as soon as I find the time I'll push it through parliament, my only request is could you give it some more zing? Just more words and an extra reason for why you think the bill needs to pass

Thank you!

Lemona

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