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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
One last thing that I forgot to tell you is that there is the reason that our mission failed was due to aggressive alien lifeforms.before we lost contact with the team they had planted explosives in various key locations. Do not enter the ship without depressurizing the all areas of the ship.If you see any of the surviving crew members kill them without hesitation if they make it to earth then we are doomed to extinction.Also scuttle any red containers do not open them there are dangerous specimens inside.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Don't worry the captain hired just before the mission the best depressed engineer with a master degree in plasma cutters, necromor... Err Aliens, sudden depressurizations and explosion are no match for him
He's the famous Clark I. Saak.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
One of us should turn our regional map into a map for EU4 with the el dorado dlc which lets you make custom nations.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico
We received your public notice that you do not approve of this region and are severing ties. This region never tried to impose our system of government and freedom on you. We were perfectly willing to engage in mutually beneficial trade without a thought to your self destructive socialist tendencies. But still, your region decided to sever ties with our region because you do not agree with our politics. Apparently some 30 other regions did not measure up either.
No problem here. You came to us seeking an diplomatic relations (we do not solicit embassies) and we freely accepted you with open arms and no strings attached. No strings also means you are free to close your embassy and sever diplomatic ties anytime you like.
If The_Region_That_Has_No_Big_Banks chooses to shoot itself in the foot as far as power and influence go, it is no skin off of our noses.
But to come on our regional message board and make some high and mighty announcement that we don't measure up to those standards was a little on the pompous side.
So with that, we enthusiastically severe relations with this region and leave you with one thought: When you run out of other people's money, your people are starving, your infrastructure is crumbling and your nation is in economic collapse because you bled all the productive members of your society dry, never forget you publicly slammed the door on the regions that might have helped you.
Our embassy policy stands for all regions with no exceptions. If you look it over again, you will see that there is a method of getting a special case exception. We are tightening our standards to solidify our alliances into a few channels to get more work done for everyone. And your long comment insulting the political beliefs of a portion of our members was seriously uncalled for. None of our embassy policy was created to aid our ideology, because our region allows people of any views. Please, contact a regional officer if you have any concerns you'd like to voice.
Bernie Nation, Orchestralia, Churchill Bulldog, Ansuriel, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Interestingly enough what you are describing right there applies to almost all Right-libertarian nations on earth.
Yodle, Sarrepont
Economic collapse? Most nations including myself are doing just fine economically.We just sometimes happen to lose controls of huge ass space hulks that carry dangerous alien life forms aboard and forget to tell our citizens that they may die a horrible fiery death.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, New West Tropico
Is it morally wrong to arrange the marriages of your descendants for the purpose of regional peace?By the way my daughter princess Fahren is still single,anyone?
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Your attack on our ideology was not appropriate. In your post you mentioned how pompous it was for us to come on your RMB and say that you didn't fit our embassy requirements, well it was just as pompous and frankly hypocritical for you to come on our message board and insult the people of our region's ideology.
Bernie Nation, Churchill Bulldog, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Mine
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
What's up guys! I'm back after about 120 days of inactivity.
Bernie Nation, Orchestralia, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico
Welcome back!
Bernie Nation, Orchestralia, Ethyrum Imperial Republic, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, New West Tropico
Hey you intrested in setting up a Arranged marriage with my Daughter Fahren 8th princess to the throne?if you're not interested in her we also have Heimlich 12th prince to the throne or Krak 4th princess to the throne make your pick.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
A quick reminder from the desk of ATG:
Death to Raiders.
That's all folks
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
*plays the looney tunes music*
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Superman v. Deadpool
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Deadpool.
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Deadpool hands down lol.
Bernie Nation, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Murderman vs. Captain Hypocrite
Yodle
Han Solo vs Indiana Jones.
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Indiana Jones, although I like Star Wars better than Indiana Jones.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The Man with no Name (Clint Eastwoods most iconic Western Role in the Dollar Trilogy) vs Dirty Harry.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Def Han Solo.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I think this battle is tough. Both are kinda experts on having little to nothing to work with end turn it out into a win. Both have stupidly high luck factor and both are basically skilled in everything you can think of. Altough Indiana would most likely beat Han Solo in a intellectual fight. He seems to be one of the most well regarded archeologists in his universe. I am not sure, but i think Han Solo has a stronger motivation to be a fighter. He was a professional criminal before meeting the rebells, so he probably had always to fight. If you expand on Indiana Jones Lore outside of the 3 Movies, you get to know that Indiana always got stuck in trouble (kinda like Han Solo honestly) and even fought in some wars, but still, his fighting motivation is more practical then Han Solo. Han Solo lives the troublemaker lifestyle, while Indiana Jones rather seems to always get himself involved into the weird archeological researches unwillingly, but also has no problem to live the life of a university teacher.
If the fight would be short, i think Han just shoots Indiana in a stand-off like fight with his Blaster. But if the fight could drag on, Indi probably would get closer and have the advantage since he seems to fight hand to hand much more often then Han Solo. Also, being skilled with a whip is extreme badass. If this fight would have the enactment of a hollywood movie, this would probably be a epic, but also very funny fight, where they chase after one, crossing sceneric typical for them both, have a badass punch sequence.... Indi will whip Han Solo into a corner, while he tries to shoot him free.... we get some slapstick fails from them and cool self-referentious lines, due to their similaritys. It would be GLORIOUS.
If i would decide who would rather kill the other person as the result of fight, i surely go with Han Solo. For a Movie seen by many kids, the main cast surely represent some questionable morals concerning murdering.
-Stans, Yodle
Warm Kebab v. Cold Burrito
Yodle
Warm kebab all thy way
Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New Chicagoia
TMWNN
Steve Rogers
The one made by Harrison Ford
Never had a Cold Burrito but i would say Döner go always at first place.
Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Arguin Isle
Got the autumnal achievement. Blob is now old Blob.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Oldmanblob
Oldmanzakk, Big Blue Blob, Yodle
The cold Burrito its unpenetrable defense will win the day!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hey y'all, make sure to answer the poll!
Bernie Nation, -Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Warm Kebab
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
putting cold beans and cold beef with cold cheese and cold hot sauce and cold everything inside a cold tortilla? high standards
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hello guys from the SLU, this is -Stans' main account! I hope that two of my favorite regions will have great relations!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hey me and a friend are writing a book but we cant agree on the MC's love interest so here is a poll P.S MC is Female . https://plus.google.com/u/0/100604874748133557745/posts/QmCnc1DTB79?sfc=false
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hello, I'm [nation=short]A_Muppet[/nation]
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hi, welcome to the region!
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria, A Muppet
Thank you. Didn't you used to have a welcome telegram?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
We did. How did you know that?
Primera Republica De Cantabria, A Muppet
I'm the nation you just unjustly banned. I used to be here. Did you get the telegram?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
This is ban evasion. It is against the NationStates rules. Leave our region, please.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
At least respond to my telegram. Just because I am in a region that is a partial raider region doesnt mean i'm a bad person. I'm not even the founder, why just me?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Sorry about that, folks. Hopefully we won't have issues with that again.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
We will report this.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by -Stans.
What are exactly the rules with bans like this?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Could you elaborate a bit?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Evasion can be considered harassment and puppet spamming. I don't know the exact retaliation that would be received.
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by America The Greater.
*Hands out ice cream to everyone*
Bernie Nation, Ansuriel, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
AtG answered.
Yodle
Here's a poll I created about feelings about Trump's Inauguration, I'm interested to see how NS feels about it: https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=80070
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Message to all embassy regions: This is a few days late, but the Cape of Good Hope is now a year old!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, -Stans, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, America The Greater
Post self-deleted by Big Blue Blob.
Pirates vs Vikings (not who would be stronger, that is quite obvious, but which is more badass)
Oldmanzakk, Yodle
Pirates
Oldmanzakk, Yodle
Vikings, because the history is mmm.
-Stans, Yodle
Cathy Brennan is a fake goth
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
My meme senses tingle, to the Rational Wiki!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
rationalwiki... now that is a name i haven't heard a long time ago.... i love it, especially there article about amazing atheist.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I love this one: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_pseudosciences
So I am alway informed about the new trend and can silently mock people who believe in these bullshits.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Rationnal wiki is best wiki
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
http://i.imgur.com/g4kYSID.png
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Uncle Joe is watching
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Totally thought you meant Joe Biden but you meant Stalin lol
Oldmanzakk, Automatedmessage, Primera Republica De Cantabria
http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/components/slideshows/_production/twip-150806/ss-150806-twip-02.nbcnews-ux-1024-900.jpg
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Oldmanzakk
Greetings Residents!
The time has come for the long anticipated start of our First Session of Parliament :D This session will only last 24 hours, so make sure you get your vote in before 11:59PM on the 21st (Today)! Go to this link to access the voting poll and the necessary information to make your votes: https://goo.gl/forms/MsuJLtrhfxa7Qobv1
We have four pieces of legislation on schedule for vote, as well three presidential appointments and the election for our Prime Minister of Parliament. Make informed decisions and have fun, this is how making real changes to the region happens! :)
All the best,
[nation=short]Yodle[/nation]
Minister of Internal Affairs
Bernie Nation, -Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It is good at least for articles on "hard sciences" such as medicine, is reliable but on some of more light topics it starts to be a little personal and maybe biased, it is always good to double check and to use it not as your primary source of info.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
wtf that with Dogon People is weird. Who claims that those people know about Sirius B.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Don't know they are simply fables at my eyes lol.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hello from the FCG! Guess what today is? THE FCG'S ONE-YEAR BIRTHDAY! Yep, the FCG is a year old today!
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I did it!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Yay!
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Could a recruiter please message my brother's nation, Lacedaemons ?
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It be sent
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Thanks Yodle!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hey guys
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Arguin Isle
Hey, welcome to the region!
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Travelli
Thanks man haha
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I've stripped back military funding. The populace supports my decision.
-Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
My healthcare system is so good, the majority of people live very long (only 23% of people die of old age). The majority die because they have cancer. Now, how do I solve this problem...
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I have a wealth of knowledge on how to reduce the percentage of people dying of cancer. You just have to make the environment your only priority, so they all die of being lost in the wilderness.
Bernie Nation, Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
That, and/or attacks by your regional animal.
Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
i still can't believe how my country does acts of gods while being classified as high intelligent, not in any sense primitive and technological advanced.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
High religiousness stat
Yodle
Is it at all possible to eliminate the black market
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I have, but I'm not sure how I did, sorry
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Allow private businesses but you can still regulate them just every now and then side with the business option
Primera Republica De Cantabria
I find it funny how there are only like 4 nations in the mainland African continent.Come on plebeians come to our part of the world were the Sahara desert has been completely turned into glass and covered with rich arable soil (in some areas),with beautiful jungles that you'll never fully explore no matter how hard you try,and large super empires of many races and/or species like Terrasitrus,Sarrepoint,and Dronez (warning some of these nations may or may not be be radioactive hell-holes and not exist anymore (perfect for people who enjoy a good fixer-upper))
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hey Yodle I think we should do a check and see which nations that are on the map still exist so we can take them off and let others who want the space have a chance.I also think that any new entries should be smaller so we can have more of them on there.P.S can you put these major cities on my nation?https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B93aicsXTvjnWEN5Ym1aclVVUkU/view?usp=sharing (I edited it to show where I'd like them seems kinda empty with just one city you know)
Bernie Nation, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Baptiste
And in an effort of to promote more nations to apply to the map I'll give away the southern part of the Atlantic coast to a nation that decides to set up shop nearby.
to describe the piece I am giving up it would be from the cities of Nouadhibou then east to Atar,south to Kaedi ,then west to St. Louis then back north to Nouadhibou https://www.google.com/maps/place/Africa/[nation=short]17[/nation].0760334,-14.8973127,6z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x10a06c0a948cf5d5:0x108270c99e90f0b3!8m2!3d-8.783195!4d34.508523
-Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Baptiste
How to increase population?
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It naturally grows over time
Bernie Nation, -Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
What about the economy?
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
That you need some issues to answer to get, but if you do enough it will grow.
-Stans, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I like the CTEd nations being on the map. Reminds us of people from ages long past. Only part I have trouble with is my homeland being claimed by Trumptopiamerica
Primera Republica De Cantabria
We can just keep an archive of all the versions of this map to show how we grew ,and the shift of power.Like how in history textbooks you'll see the old style maps compared with the new map of the current nations so none are forgotten.P.S I think we should all get EU4 with eldorado dlc so we can make custom nations and have rp wars that way but I think that there should be a rule that you are not allowed to 100% wipe out a nation .Oh and I think that if a CTE'd nation comes back we should give them some of their land back but not all of it kinda like when Roma fell but the Byzantine empire remained
Bernie Nation, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I have as well.. how bad is yours?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
.2 percent
Primera Republica De Cantabria
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