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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Owo master?
Hewwo
Yodle, Xerimerc
Military industrial complex? Actually, I find it quite simple.
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Hewwo
Sicario Mercenary Corps
p a i n
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I was joking
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Im going to enforce cheerfulness and cooperation among the crew
Dissenters will be handcuffed and left in the forward ballast
Xerimerc
:D
Sicario Mercenary Corps
oi
that's my job
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Dissenter
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I was literally about to shoot you in the head until I remembered the axe incident
Ik you were just kiddin' around
Think I got peeved off by it so much because before we started playing I was already in an angy little mood
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Axe incident? Did someone spray axe body spray all over the submarine
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I cleaved Xeris head off with an axe
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
o no
why
If you count blood as "axe body spray" then I suppose so
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Won't get into it
In hindsight, it sounds super stupid
But I genuinely didn't know the axe would do that much damage
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I forgot about neurotrauma
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
A
Xerimerc
A 2
Xerimerc
Goodmorning!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I'll be honest
I still cannot remember what happened after that
I just remember saying it then you being in an angy mood
and also xeri for some reason
I cannot remember
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
GM
Xerimerc, Maloi
Xeri was piloting the sub as you said it
Then as soon as the ship bumped into something I snapped like a twig and started yelling at the both of you
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I said:
'OH XERIS SUCH A BETTER PILOT, HUH, BRITAIN?'
'WIPE MY ASS'
'IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK MAN'
'FISH COME OUT OF NOWHERE'
'AND THERES WALLS EVERYWHERE'
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ah..
overall 10/10 barotrauma session
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Lars and Kilm touch down at the Lars City HQ and begin to drive to the Great Hall to meet with the Golden Circle, a group of two hundred lawmakers in Lkandria. Along the way many thing around Lars City happen. Construction bots repair and small crack in any building, police drones fly overhead scanning for any trouble makes or unchipped individuals and numerous anti air and anti missile defense systems installed on the side of the roads. They make it to the Great Hall without incident and are greated by two super soldiers and a mech at the doorway. They salute Lars and nod at Kilm. They make their way inside. Inside the building they walk through a long hallway with numerous super soldiers on each side. At the end are large glorious door. The soldiers quickly open the door for Lars and Kilm. They walk inside the room and look around. There are all the lawmakers talking and chatting amongst each other. Some needing to use robot avatars as they are elsewhere. The room is huge and the seats are in a semi circle with a podium at the front of the semi circle. They all look at Lars and begin taking their seat. Lars looks at Kilm
The floor is yours
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
You're hyped as always slay💖💅
Xerimerc, Adreabhal, -Watermelon-
I can admire -Watermelon- for their hype always, even while mass producing propaganda against them and their people
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
What did I even do
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
You were in the way of my expansion. Be thankful that Lkandria gave me enough land to satisfy me for years and then some
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-, Maloi
I threw a stun grenade in the command room as a joke (it knocks u out and does no real damage) and Ardeyn then attacked me with an axe, first accidentally killing xeri before hitting me and I unloaded every revolver round I had into Ardeyn before trying to fix my spinal cord
I managed to stabilize myself then passed out and britain didnt know the medical system of the mod I installed so I just slowly bled out
Xerimerc
Same amount of damage
Just more difficult to treat
I think its also cuz you hit him on the head
Xerimerc
I am thankful. It was a real OG move on Lkandrias part
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
HAIA GOD
-Watermelon-
If you wouldnt describe the barotrauma session as hell you werent playing barotrauma
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
In an international press conference, leader of Adreabhal Thalia Mila Shidakhina renames the Democrabic Republic of Adreabhal to the Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal and names herself Empress Thalia Mila, marking a change in the way Adreabhal approaches foreign policy. What could this mean?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Will there be a baro today
Unsure whether I'll be able to make it
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
President Melonius is sitting in his office, drinking black coffee and ignoring everything like normal. Suddenly, the door to the office flies off of its hinges, and a group of sixty military personnel are standing outside, armed. Melonius is confused, but doesnt get much time to think. As soon as they spot him, the lead member of the coup fires directly at his head. Melonius falls to the ground. At this time, the new President of -Watermelon-, his brother, is being inaugurated.
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Probably not
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I kin Lockheed Martin
Might draw a Lockheed Martinsona later
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
A Frickin' coup? Coooooooool
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I mean, uh... Empress Thalia Mila sends a letter expressing her totally sincere and heartfelt sadness at the death of President Melonius, whom she most certainly did not consider a thorn in her side
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
The very, very vast majority of our citizens regretted electing him
Xerimerc
Apparently Lockheed Martin got mad at people for drawing art of the F-35 on Reddit
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im not even gonna ask
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Im going through lockheeds diversity page
And they really, really dont want to admit theyre an arms manufacturer
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
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Ah yes. Challenges, the main enemy
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
I checked, about 92%, or 78,200,000 people
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Just like me! I have many mental challenges.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
They use the words innovation challenges and solution a lot
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
They tried to impeach him, it didnt work.
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
The biggest problems of our time require the best solutions: Like how to murder people the fastest
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Wow. So what's his brother like?
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Modern problems require modern solutions make computers eat people
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Adreabhal
His brother has been a senator for about 6 years, and is very favoring of civil rights, unlike his older brother who just died
Xerimerc, Adreabhal
Oh. I kind of hoped he would be a dictator so that he and Empress Thalia could throw insults at each other over Twitter the way the good Lord intended
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
They still can, its just not as funny
Xerimerc
In a week Ill have been here for three years. I dont plan on leaving anytime soon either so hopefully Ill be here another three years
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Nice!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Sí. Its changed a lot since my first time. Hardly anyone talked unlike now where we fly through pages on the RMB. It used to take weeks to fill up one page on the RMB. No active rp either until Lemona joined and then we had to actually make a map and stuff. Lots of troublemaker nations that Im glad are gone too
Socialistic Britain, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
THE END OF THE THIRD REICH IS HERE
ITS TIME HAS COME TO AN END
THE END OF AN ERA IS HERE
IT'S TIME TO ATTACK!
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Time passes, things change.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The innovative solution to any challenge is a hydrogen bomb
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Antimatter bomb is also a good solution
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Solution to problem: pretend problem doesnt exist until you can no longer fix it
Now you dont need to fix the problem
Xerimerc
"Now there are a couple purchases I would like to make," says Kilm E.
"1. The land that surrounds the USRE to the West, North, and South."
"2. A Lkandrian spaceship and the resources to make a launch pad for it."
"A spaceship that could make it all the way to Gaia."
Xerimerc
Mfw Choke gets a .45 DV card with a .20 junk value: I MUST GIVE THIS TO XERI IMMEDIATELY
Xerimerc
Answer to the problem:
Genocide against problems.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Answer to the problem:
Genocide against my own feelings
Xerimerc
Oh Xeri, I'd like to mention, someone bought your brethren.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Answer to the problem of world hunger:
Genocide of all hungry people
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Answer to global warming:
Genocide every living thing.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Make starving illegal.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Make being happy without a femboy bf illegal
The femboy population will increase so much
Xerimerc
Make non femboys illegal.
And make the punishment death.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hell yeah
Xerimerc
I think you also shot me once while trying to shoot Ardeyn, that's why I ran over to see what was going on
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ay, I get you want femboys, but that's excessive and might raise depression and suicide rates from being something they don't want to be.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Greetings British man, have you discussed pipis? It's a freshwater clam.
Xerimerc
How could I the [[BRITISH MAN]] not know about [[PIPIS]]?
Xerimerc
Ah, sorry, did you hear about The Rune of Pipis: Chapter 3 being nearly finished?
Socialistic Britain, Xerimerc
Wow! I am [INSULTED], I have [GOOD SIR]
Xerimerc
Ah, good my [POLARITY]!
Xerimerc
No, Im just gonna compensate them with money
Xerimerc
I don't think anyone will care about money if they have to try to live life as someone they hate.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Im not forcing anyone to do anything
But i will pay the femboys
Xerimerc
Oooh, should've been clearer about that, cause uh, you were putting non-femboys to death...
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
No
That was your idea
Not mine
Xerimerc
Oh I'm sorry, not mine, or yours, Eurasia's idea, which you agreed with.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
my feelings were kinda lowkey hurt
jk
Xerimerc
I didnt actually agree with it
I lied
Xerimerc
... Worst excuse, at least put some effort to make it realistic, you said hell yeah.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
sorry guys i am back its been 2 months i just had to get to london and was stuck in 2 month trafic
Xerimerc
Damn. Welcome back!
Xerimerc
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
Xerimerc
[Hochi Mama!] IT'S GEORGE! WELCOME [little sponge]!
Xerimerc
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head.
Xerimerc, -Watermelon-
Hee hee
Xerimerc
Yes, you sleep well.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Exactly
Xerimerc
I have spent several hours patting an AI.
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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