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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
hha
am bored
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona
RP
[spoiler]The Trans-Astornesian Railway
After the construction of the port of Gijonia, AKA, El Musel, the government has decided to improve the national connections. The first, and most important, will be the construction of the Trans-Astornesian Railway. It will stretch from Novus Asturica to Tapson (south to north) and from New luarca to Gijonia (east to west). The construction will be divided into 3 parts.
1st Part
It will be the first to be built. It will connect Gijonia to Novus Asturica and New Luarca. It will start with the construction of the new Gijonia Terminal. This future railways will have both commercial and civilian uses.
2nd Part
It will consist of a railway connecting Gijonia and Novus Asturica to Ovidia and Tapson. This will be the longest route of all Astornes. It will provide a better connectivity to the isolated north, both in a economic and touristic way.
3rd Part
It will connect smaller towns to big city hubs such as the capital. This has the lowest priority due to the low population and the low commercial activity in this areas.[/spoiler]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Across Britain, It's Communes and It's colonies, Celebrations are being held as the announcement of the nation reaching 6 Billion people was heard on TV and radio.
Plans for a festival/party to be held in the capital to celebrate this milestone have begun, along with invitations for this festival expected to be sent to other world leaders
Conveniently, The construction of the heavy defences on its borders along with naval Defences are almost finished, with plans being drawn up to extend these defences to it's colonies, The plan is still in its infancy and it's not certain whether it will be possible. The ministry of defence and Government have also begun finding new defences to put on its borders, and significant funding has been put towards manufacturing new weapons and defences.
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Kay ehs pee
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona
Ksp?
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Wait
Kerbal space program?
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
I got it free a few weeks ago
Lemona, Xerimerc
BRITAIN
OMG I MISED YOu
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Hello pine
It has been a long time
Astornes, Lemona, Xerimerc
Ah probably. Probably dilophosaurous minutes.
Socialistic Britain, Astornes, Xerimerc
For now, I shall leave
But I might be back in a bit :)
Warning though
I will probably not be able to be that active over the next couple of days
It might take a week or so before I get back to my old fully active self.
Astornes, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I know a few irl but theyd be weirded out if they were messaged by a random Brit
Astornes, Xerimerc
Well
Quite a lot actually
Xerimerc
-519 million population
Astornes, Xerimerc
Try it, I dare you
Xerimerc
First valentines Im having alone in 5 or so years and tbh its a lot better
Xerimerc
Ok, good luck man.
Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/9FoTgirSjkc
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
oh?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
*rubs top of head and scratches*
Xerimerc
mm
blessed be the voicechangers
that shield my identity
[sub]and make my voice cuter if I want[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps
[sub]u///uthanki[/sub]
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Yeah
Xerimerc
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
Xerimerc
well
I mean
I've already surpassed you (again)
I'm on a pretty good trajectory to pass pinevilla
and I've gotten well past Lkandria's forces with other nations
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ill bring about my covert puppets
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I craved the strength and certainty of steel
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
uh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Rule number one of real military strategy: never get in a fair fight. Always skew the odds
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
This is true
if you show up to a fair fight, you're a poor strategist
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJbvhztN9Y
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
mm
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
more appleseeds
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://youtu.be/5K_0aAznzoE
Me going through the region activity to check for any raider puppets
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPp1HyP21c
americans
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muvheg1EFp4
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Were Canadian
Also, not enough guns or oil to satisfy my thirst for liberty
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4lv3mSmy6M
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
mm
Sicario I have unfortunate news
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ok man take your time
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
1. The conditions that led to the formation of the earth's oil deposits no longer exist, meaning no more oil
2. Since Earth is the only know planet harbouring life, after we run out, there is no more oil
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
mmmhaaiiiiiiiicomrade
Lemona
Hai
Lemona, Xerimerc
Sure...?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
The government doesnt want you to know about the Oil Planets.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juGUs9ccm6M
americans when no guns
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
gib
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
Fun fact:
In the British army, Heavy infantry and shock infantry often hate and disagree with eachother, commanders from divisions of these infantry are generally known to hate eachother and it has caused problems within the army.
[spoiler=Heavy infantry and shock infantry relations summarised]
Meanwhile somewhere, sometime during the monarchist rebellion.. [sub]again.. this joke format is overused britain stop, do new wars[/sub]
General Staff Member: Alright, We need heavy infantry to attack the south but..
Heavy Infantry Division commander: let me guess, we'll be attacking a heavily fortified position and we'll probably be destroyed? It could be worse-
General staff member: you'll be working with shock infantry
Heavy Infantry Division commander: aH HELL NO, GET THAT SH*T OUT OF HERE
[sub]Shock infantry Division commander (in the background): Come on! I promise we won't lose that much equipment![/sub][/spoiler]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order
-annoyed, I give the pats-
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Americans are like orks in that we can make weapons out of just about anything and itll work
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
*xeripurrr*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Greater Kaiserliche Order
-hands an emmy-
nice...
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
HAPPY FEMBOY FRIDAY!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
-in mind- HELP ME!
Lemona, Xerimerc
WOOOOO
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
YaSSsS as SEeSs
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
[sub]thisentitygivsgudpats
Imustextractmorefromthem[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Greater Kaiserliche Order
Few important events: mods came and said no swearing so I believe swearing is still banned atm? Idk I havent checked code of conduct
Also we are periodically receiving influxes of sus nations that appear to be some sort of raiding attempt? So just have an eye out
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
And I told NUCl about 3 nations that he banned in so good
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4F1nuRXusk
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Big E was a horrible dad
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
okay I will keep that in mind
And hmmmm
these sus nations will be watched closely
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
yes
Inquiry
does Big E have a Big D
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
eep....help me now please God! (Also, your old flag was better honestly)
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Do you like mine 👉👈🥺
Lemona, Xerimerc, Greater Kaiserliche Order
I mean it is
a b c d e
eheheheh
also, it's femboy friday
I must dress accordingly ;3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Greater Kaiserliche Order
THEY MADE IT MORE EXPENSIVE
BUT KEPT THE SAME "ONE TIME SPECIAL OFFER" OF HALF OFF
SO NOW IT'S JUST THE REGULAR PRICE
AAA
Lemona
Who
Lemona, Xerimerc
at least the ones I use to adjust my voice are there permanently
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
ooc: Again, sorry, your new flag is good. But your older one was better.
Pov: when I see the og flag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NfO4AAwGf4
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Bloody
voicemod
stupid app I use
it's free to download but all the actual useful -utensil_replacement.png- is locked behind a £40 pay wall
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
uwuineedpats
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
*pat*
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Loona is very nice.
I even managed to find a shirt like hers a few days ago :0
I also have similar wolf ears and had kinda similar hair but cut it
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pov: me getting flashbacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xbTxxxmOE
Lemona, Xerimerc
with all the horni online
mm
politican
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
Moar
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7PhJWMXkE
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
one sec...
-calls Hans-
Hans! Aus Liebe zu Gott! Hol mir jetzt den Flammenwerfer!
Lemona, Xerimerc
*pat pat*
Lemona
Why are hot oranges so good?
Lemona, Xerimerc
No flammenwerfer for you
cmere
Lemona, Greater Kaiserliche Order
*earscratches*
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pov: My opinion on you: restored!
Mission Complete!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QE
Lemona, Xerimerc
AAAAH!
-jumps off boat-
Lemona, Xerimerc
For attractive oranges, press one. For oranges that have a high temperature, press two. For unknown slang terminology, press three.
Lemona
[sub]ah help I am powerless against this[/sub]
Lemona
*presses 4: furry oranges*
Lemona, Xerimerc
*snuggl*
Lemona, Xerimerc
you have selected 4, intercontinental thermonuclear genocide
Lemona
.///.
Lemona
cute
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ooooooh even better
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]earscratchestooeffectiveonxeri[/sub]
Lemona
In what seducing you
Lemona, Xerimerc
2. They taste better hot for some reason, kinda tastes like orange cider the juice does.
Lemona, Xerimerc
[sub]._.[/sub]
Lemona
mm
understandable
I usually prefer warm water to cold water
Lemona
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