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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Why do I feel like we shouldÂ’ve given the Congo to, no one?
Because the last time a colonial power owned the CongoÂ
And why is the land Teampizza claimed blue?
and who the hell is saint raiding charibes
Im literally behind a wall
*peaks over*
you will now breathe manually
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Saint Rading Charibe, just for your information, you like your owned by me lol.
and also you are very close to land I am going to take in the future.
He is.
Because the Congo is rich in materials, can you agree that all materials in the Congo are up for trade?
Ahh~ the smell of the sahara and european imperialism, i crumble under the scent of greatness
mmm~
such pure ecstacy~
genocide and pure despair, splitting lands apart without care for ethnicity, leaving scars so great it still shows after we're done with colonial rule....
such excitement~!!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
We're having our own version of the Berlin conference lmao
Vlaskal, Lemona
Geneva conference
Sicario Mercenary Corps
catgirls with combat gear is so kawaii~!!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Aya Democratic Republic, should we have a 2 day cooldown before we claim more lands?
Ya know just so I map isnÂ’t under the rule of a bunch of colonial powers in a few days?
And because I claim part of the falklands, IÂ’m sending troops and villagers down there.
Agreed ^-^
Vlaskal, Lemona
Lol the land I own thatÂ’s most like a colony is Latvia not my African land because IÂ’ve always had African land
i think giving the yanderes weapons and control over weapons of mass destruction was a bad idea, very very bad idea, that's why i hold a week of mental evaluation before the promotion of staff
Lemona
Some cat girls just came into Lemona during our conquest of africa, we are sending them to you. .-.
oh please, it's not like i'm a super-racist conservative dictatorship. I'll have them flown over here
Lemona
Thank youuuuu
ooo colonization yayy
anyways I really donÂ’t care about that IÂ’m just gonna take costa rica
Lemona
The new union calls for the realization of Article 2 of OTAN
After a discussion, the new union government discovered that the emperio lemona is at war with the OTAN member free quebec Because of the citrus war .
And the new union union plans to take territories in Africa and the new union government was threatening by the lemona government, the threat said that the new union would "lose" the territories in Africa, which clearly It is a threat of invasion to the new Union government and its brave people.
And the lemona government starts discussions with the nova-uniano government, for things they shouldn't interfere
So many discussions, threats and the citrus war involved in America is disturbing the peace in North America and we ask for help from the OTAN countries to bring peace back to this continent so valued
Care to explain, New-Union?
And along with that, Washington invoked article 2.
ECLIPSE would have to be involved if this situation doesn't get resolved or this escalates because lemona is in the alliance. Not war, diplomacy
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Diplomacy definitely sounds better, I would like to ask Quebec to sign the treaty of the Citrus War
Socialistic Britain
oh the color is too similar lol lemme change it
Lemona
ah
The Common Lands is please to announce We have reached an agreement with New Union.
what is said agreement?
Post by Tobygod7211 suppressed by Aya Democratic Republic.
Nigers
Am now socialist :D
Triangola
yay
Triangola, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Maybe we are twins
congratulations, you are now a socialist catgirl/femboy, Mig-29 fighter jet
Sicario Mercenary Corps
IÂ’m gonna take the rest of the Central African Republic and Chad cause I donÂ’t like how the border looks
"ok you can keep your claims, i will colonize sudan and eritrea and Ethiopia and Somalia and you get the Suez Canal, how about that?" Hello
New United Common-Lands
I only used one of the articles, what's wrong with that?
Who is ‘you’ and who is ‘I’
New-Union
Me and New Union.
The agreement was I keep the land I claimed IÂ’m Egypt and the Suez Canal and then New Union claims areas around the other end of the Suez Canal.
IÂ’m not sure the exact claims New Union made.
But my claims stand now and New union is in agreement with me having the lands I initially claimed.
New-Union
Might do a bit of roleplay in like an hour.
Lemona
Hope everybody has voted in the Local Elections! (In the UK)
His claims are covering all of VlaskalÂ’s claimed territory.
And part of DanobiaÂ’s cuz I donÂ’t think he means to claim all of Egypt.
So while you may have come to an agreement, im still not recognizing it.
New United Common-Lands
Are you not at all worried I have info on private discussions?
I have to agree lol
Three of those are under claim by the much bigger and stronger Vlaskal.
no, i know it was parama that sent you this next time i just don't send it to him
And? I don't care about vlaskal
Oh I thought the areas New Union claimed were unclaimed
Lemona
Uh huh.
Panama.
Sure.
Well Vlaskal is prone to diplomacy, but will rip out your spine if attack heli needs too.
Also Vlaskal is in multiple organizations.
And will probably enforce his claims.
So I would care.
weakling
Nope.
All of those territories have been under claim by Vlaskal, and as you can see by the map, two of them are official territories of Vlaskal
did i hear about some spine breaking?
Let me join in!
Lemona
yassss
Wtf is going on
Triangola
Post self-deleted by New-Union.
Wtf is going on
I can still take the lands and vlaskal the coast
After years of hard work and development. The new private jet made entirely out of watermelons has been constructed.
Lemona
Make a plane out of tortoiseshell, her hull is bulletproof, put it together with anti-explosion metal and you have something semi indestructible
No weÂ’re busy making a skyscraper out of straw and sticking it together with honey
Lemona
Anyway whatÂ’s the deal with this Valska guy (sorry if the names wrong)
there's no plobema with vlaskal,The real problem is his ally
Vlaskal is my ally and many others ally, and claims land that new-union has claimed.
Yet Vlaskal has already enforced two of their claims.
ThatÂ’s not true, Vlaskal has land you are claiming.
Vlaskal is my ally and many others ally, and claims land that new-union has claimed.
Yet Vlaskal has already enforced two of their claims.
Got it
Lemona
Wait why does the quote look different now? Nevermind
Lemona
No you donÂ’t.
sends ships to go through the Suez and guard Vlaskanese territories when he is offline
sorry NUCL for sending military ships through the canal, but I believe itÂ’s needed.
If you donÂ’t want military ships going through, IÂ’ll just send them around the African coast
Eh itÂ’s fine, we already know what you are saying.
The thunder is dead and I donÂ’t think I can get it to the sun tomorrow
Lemona
(Sends troop to random hill)
Lemona
the hill has a random chicken on it and troops are aiming at the bird
Greater Nyx
At least it isnÂ’t Sam
Lemona
He is the worst
Lemona
itÂ’s Sam
Greater Nyx
NOOO!
EVERYONE HIDE YOUR FISH & CHIPS
Lemona
KILL HIM! HE ATE MY FISH & CHIPS! HE MUST DIE!
Lemona
In the midst of this, SRC is pleased too announce its new claim on French Guiana. We would like to assure the international community that this action holds the objectives of the people of the land at heart.
We are also remaining neutral on all outside conflicts.
Sam starts to grow and absorbs all nearby fish n chips
Greater Nyx
Why are you sending ships to a place I can't access???
To protect them from you.
You might try to enforce your claim on those areas.
ItÂ’s okay, because we have our own birdÂ
Margaret The Magpie, splashes tea over Sam!
Lemona
Including the thing with the chicken
Lemona, Greater Nyx
To protect them from you.
You might try to enforce your claim on those areas.
Wait so can you actually go to war in this game? Cuz I havenÂ’t seen any like battle or anything?
Lemona
Did you understand what I said????, The vlaskal made claims from the coast of Sudan I will take the rest of Sudan
I swear if you take one more territory I was gonna colonize
Also can I claim Antartica? Or does someone already own it?
Okay.
You still claim Eritrea and Somalia.
Antarctica has been taken off the map lol
Greater Nyx
Antarctica has been taken off the map lol
Bro why? 🤣
Lemona
He can have Eritrea, and Somalia I've already resolve, just look at my factbook
ThatÂ’s an act of war dude
Lets just say Antarctica looked weird so some aliens took it off the face of the planet
Greater Nyx
If I canÂ’t have Antartica, can I have Greenland?
Lemona
Lets just say Antarctica looked weird so some aliens took it off the face of the planet
Damn Martians!
Lemona
Under claim
Greater Nyx
You can claim tibet because thatÂ’s cold
Greater Nyx
What about Hong Kong?
ItÂ’s RP battles
Not a real in game feature
Greater Nyx
Under claim
Greater Nyx
Actually I might just take Tibet, even though itÂ’s cold and full of mountains
Lemona
Under claim
Dammit
Lemona
So is Antarctica and Greenland lol
Greater Nyx
I wanna nuke a country ngl
Lemona, Greater Nyx
So is Antarctica and Greenland lol
ThatÂ’s the main reason I wanted them, also because I could probably stay away from conflict easier
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