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Lemona wrote:You said that during the citrus war and the other side came outÂ

Nein. This will not be tolerated. Surrender. And peace will come again.

Already did

Lemona

Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.

Pinevilla wrote:We never meant to threaten you, we just wanted to be ready in case of invasion.

This shall not be tolerated. Surrender. The terms will be simple. You can not claim any lemonan land, and 50% of your nuclear and disease weapons are taken. We can lower that number.

Pinevilla wrote:Already did

Vhere?

Hmmm, i think the Reignvau Conference will be postponed until further notice..

Lemona

Here’s the thing, Lemona. Anything I do to improve my military, you say, “I already have that,” or “I have a way to prevent that.” Why is this? Can you not accept that our rp map is set in I think you said 2023 or 2024? How are any of these things possible?

Pinevilla wrote:Here’s the thing, Lemona. Anything I do to improve my military, you say, “I already have that,” or “I have a way to prevent that.” Why is this? Can you not accept that our rp map is set in I think you said 2023 or 2024? How are any of these things possible?

First, itÂ’s set in 2022. And second, this world is different from irl. Technology is stronger.

Much stronger

Lemona wrote:Vhere?

Technically by accepting that you are not going to invade and doing what caused conflict in the first place is surrendering.

Vlaskal wrote:Hmmm, i think the Reignvau Conference will be postponed until further notice..

nooooo plzss

Pinevilla wrote:Technically by accepting that you are not going to invade and doing what caused conflict in the first place is surrendering.

was

Lemona wrote:First, itÂ’s set in 2022. And second, this world is different from irl. Technology is stronger.

Much stronger

Annnnnnnnd how is this possible? Hmm? HMM?

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Annnnnnnnd how is this possible? Hmm? HMM?

bigger earth and timelines splitting.

And also more advanced nations

Pinevilla wrote:Annnnnnnnd how is this possible? Hmm? HMM?

Yoda goes hmm Hmm HMM

Lemona

Timeline split, big light, two worlds, one world has more uranium and resources end up on it

Pinevilla wrote:Yoda goes hmm Hmm HMM

my stick

SEAGULLS

Lemona wrote:bigger earth and timelines splitting.

And also more advanced nations

So what youÂ’re saying is I need to just say I have most of the stuff you have through rp (except for stuff not possible for me) and then this will never happen

Socialistic Britain wrote:British Representatives deny the claims, Stating they had no nukes nearby the area

Reports of Lemonan troops within the conflict reach London, And a letter is sent to Rome demanding to know why Lemonan Troops are getting involved in a British-Kaltburg Affair

kaltburg bomber planes are seen flying towards the front

Lemona

Lemona wrote:my stick

SEAGULLS

Yes

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:So what youÂ’re saying is I need to just say I have most of the stuff you have through rp (except for stuff not possible for me) and then this will never happen

what

Kaltburg wrote:kaltburg bomber planes are seen flying towards the front

Lemonan troops sit in the trees, waiting for a command. Leave, do what you did, or join a side.

So what happens if, idk, I dig down really deep and nuke the earthÂ’s core? Not that IÂ’m doing that, just a question.

Lemona wrote:what

Eggsactly

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:So what happens if, idk, I dig down really deep and nuke the earthÂ’s core? Not that IÂ’m doing that, just a question.

I think the whole entire earth explodes

If we realized you do that I would expand my moon colony and begin moving people there

Pinevilla wrote:Eggsactly

uh

okay

eggs

Lemona wrote:I think the whole entire earth explodes

If we realized you do that I would expand my moon colony and begin moving people there

Step 1: nuke core

Step 2: Lemona moves to moon base

Step 3: Attach to rockets going to moon

Step 4: go to mars

Step 5: Lemona still on moon

Step 6: nuke moon

Step 7: profit

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Here’s the thing, Lemona. Anything I do to improve my military, you say, “I already have that,” or “I have a way to prevent that.” Why is this? Can you not accept that our rp map is set in I think you said 2023 or 2024? How are any of these things possible?

The I have that is because it was used in my alien rp has the weapon used to slaughter a whole mothership.

And I have protection against that is because Deal with vlaskal

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Lemona wrote:Lemonan troops sit in the trees, waiting for a command. Leave, do what you did, or join a side.

what

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Step 1: nuke core

Step 2: Lemona moves to moon base

Step 3: Attach to rockets going to moon

Step 4: go to mars

Step 5: Lemona still on moon

Step 6: nuke moon

Step 7: profit

Du need top 5% SA to get to mars

Lemona wrote:Du need top 5% SA to get to mars

DonÂ’t care we steal tech

Pinevilla wrote:DonÂ’t care we steal tech

CanÂ’t do that

Lemona wrote:The I have that is because it was used in my alien rp has the weapon used to slaughter a whole mothership.

And I have protection against that is because Deal with vlaskal

Gib list of everything that you have thatÂ’s possible for me to have and I shall accept peace

anyways f pinevilla we going to their capital again

Lemona wrote:CanÂ’t do that

Can

Lemona

Lemona wrote:anyways f pinevilla we going to their capital again

Read above measage

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Gib list of everything that you have thatÂ’s possible for me to have and I shall accept peace

uh

gun

and Space station but you need policy for that

uh

idk what else

napalm time

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Can

no

Pinevilla wrote:Read above measage

that was a South Park reference

Lemona wrote:uh

gun

and Space station but you need policy for that

uh

idk what else

Thank you we gib nukes and bio weapons

Pinevilla wrote:Thank you we gib nukes and bio weapons

uh

okay

IÂ’m just gonna say since we are only Kuwait and southern Pakistan that we donÂ’t need many nuke shields

Lemona

Lemona wrote:uh

okay

And we all lived happily ever after for like one day

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:IÂ’m just gonna say since we are only Kuwait and southern Pakistan that we donÂ’t need many nuke shields

du can buy nuke shield from Vlaskal

I have the license to produce my own given to me by Vlaskal

Pinevilla wrote:And we all lived happily ever after for like one day

After that one day the world exploded

Lemona wrote:After that one day the world exploded

Nuke core time

Lemona

Hey Vlaskal gib shield for nuke

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Nuke core time

If you even do that the whole world will come after du

Lemona wrote:If you even do that the whole world will come after du

I wonÂ’t it honestly sounds like something du would do

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I wonÂ’t it honestly sounds like something du would do

nein ich donÂ’t wanna explode vorld

Lemona wrote:nein ich donÂ’t wanna explode vorld

Maybe but we still watch you

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Maybe but we still watch you

invasion it is

Pinevilla wrote:Maybe but we still watch you

So you have chosen death?

Lemona wrote:As the Emperor has returned, he gets this note. Not even knowing of this, he confronts the council, who was in charge when he was gone. They state a member told us about it, and another said we should get involved. They voted on it, and was close, with going for being involved barely winning.

He rolls his eyes. He walks into his office and begins to write a letter to London.

“It appears my council had voted on this while i was gone. They determined to join for a reason untold to me. Though, as they are there, if you please we can help take the Kaltburgers out.

London receives this letter and gladly accepts Lemonan assistance

Kaltburg wrote:kaltburg bomber planes are seen flying towards the front

Another Letter from London is sent to New Bonn, It reads..

"Dear Spencer Schulz, Recently I have heard, Fighting has broken out within British And Kaltburger Colonies, Specifically British Angola And Kalburgite Africa. We wish to de-escalate the situation and stop the fighting, we are willing to pay for any damages or causalities caused, We hope you share the same sentiment but if you ignore this letter and continue the fighting, we will be forced to escalate the situation."

Lemona

Lemona wrote:So you have chosen death?

Eh no one said that was aggressive we just watch, and wait

Lemona

Vlaskal

I wanted to ask

Could I buy those nuke shields you have?

And if you allow me to, have a license to produce them?

If not, understandable

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Eh no one said that was aggressive we just watch, and wait

Also no mean that we send spies we just sit here in chairs and watch

IÂ’ve for some reason said watch so many times in me head that it doesnÂ’t sound like word anymore.

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:kaltburg bomber planes are seen flying towards the front

Fighters nearby are ordered to shoot down any and all enemy planes

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Vlaskal

I wanted to ask

Could I buy those nuke shields you have?

And if you allow me to, have a license to produce them?

If not, understandable

I got the license when we were gonna make the Death Star

I ended up making death drones

Socialistic Britain wrote:London receives this letter and gladly accepts Lemonan assistance

Another Letter from London is sent to New Bonn, It reads..

"Dear Spencer Schulz, Recently I have heard, Fighting has broken out within British And Kaltburger Colonies, Specifically British Angola And Kalburgite Africa. We wish to de-escalate the situation and stop the fighting, we are willing to pay for any damages or causalities caused, We hope you share the same sentiment but if you ignore this letter and continue the fighting, we will be forced to escalate the situation."

While the higher ups in Lemona know they donÂ’t have much say in the conflict, but the believe the British decision to possibly pay for damages rather dumb. They look over it though and troops are told to stay in the trees but help the british.

Pinevilla wrote:Eh no one said that was aggressive we just watch, and wait

SO YOU HAVENT CHOSEN DEATH?

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:IÂ’ve for some reason said watch so many times in me head that it doesnÂ’t sound like word anymore.

IÂ’ve done that before with random words.

World War 3 protocol for all nations except Lemona:

Kill anything that is Lemonan.

Protocol for Lemona:

Kill everything that moves

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I got the license when we were gonna make the Death Star

I ended up making death drones

While the higher ups in Lemona know they donÂ’t have much say in the conflict, but the believe the British decision to possibly pay for damages rather dumb. They look over it though and troops are told to stay in the trees but help the british.

SO YOU HAVENT CHOSEN DEATH?

No

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:World War 3 protocol for all nations except Lemona:

Kill anything that is Lemonan.

Protocol for Lemona:

Kill everything that moves

okay the kill everything that moves is funny to me lol

Pinevilla wrote:No

SoÂ

You have chose death?

Lemona wrote:I got the license when we were gonna make the Death Star

I ended up making death drones

While the higher ups in Lemona know they donÂ’t have much say in the conflict, but the believe the British decision to possibly pay for damages rather dumb. They look over it though and troops are told to stay in the trees but help the british.

SO YOU HAVENT CHOSEN DEATH?

So, theoretically I could get the license from you?

[sub]mayhaps?[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:So, theoretically I could get the license from you?

[sub]mayhaps?[/sub]

Theoretically yes but Vlaskal makes the licensing stuff not me

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:SoÂ

You have chose death?

Yos

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Yos

NoÂ’s and yos

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:NoÂ’s and yos

yosssss

Lemona wrote:Theoretically yes but Vlaskal makes the licensing stuff not me

Hmm..

[sub]maybe if I give enough money to Vlaskal..[/sub]

Lemona

Lemona wrote:uh

👋

Noyesnoyesnoyes

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm..

[sub]maybe if I give enough money to Vlaskal..[/sub]

I think I got if for free after dealing

Lemona wrote:yosssss

NO

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Noyesnoyesnoyes

YON

Socialistic Britain wrote:London receives this letter and gladly accepts Lemonan assistance

Another Letter from London is sent to New Bonn, It reads..

"Dear Spencer Schulz, Recently I have heard, Fighting has broken out within British And Kaltburger Colonies, Specifically British Angola And Kalburgite Africa. We wish to de-escalate the situation and stop the fighting, we are willing to pay for any damages or causalities caused, We hope you share the same sentiment but if you ignore this letter and continue the fighting, we will be forced to escalate the situation."

A letter reaches London...

"New Bonn has not authorized this attack, we are currently investigating and "disciplining" the perpetrator. All troop movements have been cancelled.

Signed, The Council of Ministers of Kaltburg"

it's typed in red ink

Lemona

I LOVE LEMONA LEMONS ARE GREAT I LOVE LEMONAN PEOPLE

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:A letter reaches London...

"New Bonn has not authorized this attack, we are currently investigating and "disciplining" the perpetrator. All troop movements have been cancelled.

Signed, The Council of Ministers of Kaltburg"

it's typed in red ink

In lemona red ink means they are sussy imposta

Lemona wrote:YON

Question:

What if, in return for Iraq, we become your ally?

Pinevilla wrote:I LOVE LEMONA LEMONS ARE GREAT I LOVE LEMONAN PEOPLE

yesss yes you do

Pinevilla wrote:Question:

What if, in return for Iraq, we become your ally?

thatÂ’s stupid

Iraq for ally

ThatÂ’s like puppy for baby

Puppy is what you choose

Iraq is the puppy

Britain Kaltburg a little help here

Lemona

We have found the culprit, he has been dealt with. Please ignore the fact our leader changed

Pinevilla wrote:Britain Kaltburg a little help here

Pinevilla

guess what

Kaltburg wrote:We have found the culprit, he has been dealt with. Please ignore the fact our leader changed

Uh

Did a mutiny just happen

Lemona wrote:thatÂ’s stupid

Iraq for ally

ThatÂ’s like puppy for baby

Puppy is what you choose

Iraq is the puppy

You forget:

Ally

You still get rights

You never have to deal with me again

We share tech

We work together to become bigger

Pinevilla wrote:You forget:

Ally

You still get rights

You never have to deal with me again

We share tech

We work together to become bigger

oil tho

Lemona wrote:Pinevilla

guess what

Uh

Did a mutiny just happen

Chicken butt ah ah ah ah

Lemona

Lemona wrote:oil tho

Oil rights and you still have other colonies that have more oil

Kaltburg wrote:A letter reaches London...

"New Bonn has not authorized this attack, we are currently investigating and "disciplining" the perpetrator. All troop movements have been cancelled.

Signed, The Council of Ministers of Kaltburg"

it's typed in red ink

The letter is read by Parliament, It is decided the British will follow what Kaltburg has done, Stopping all troops movements, And sending generals to Angola to attempt to keep British soldiers in check.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Chicken butt ah ah ah ah

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didnÂ’t know other places have that HHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA

Lemona wrote:Uh

Did a mutiny just happen

a video recording of the Reichstag chamber in chaos is leaked

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

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Kaltburg wrote:a video recording of the Reichstag chamber in chaos is leaked

Well this is interesting

I am mad I have to leave in like 6 minutes

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:The letter is read by Parliament, It is decided the British will follow what Kaltburg has done, Stopping all troops movements, And sending generals to Angola to attempt to keep British soldiers in check.

Lemonan troops ask for permission from the British to make tree houses, as they love the trees.

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Lemonan troops ask for permission from the British to make tree houses, as they love the trees.

The British at first are puzzled by the request, but seeing no harm in it, allow Lemonan troops to make tree houses.

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:a video recording of the Reichstag chamber in chaos is leaked

Lemonan officials are in shock. The predict a civil war will begin soon, if not a massive war.

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well this is interesting

I am mad I have to leave in like 6 minutes

:(

Socialistic Britain

yeah the chancellor is dead

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Vlaskal

I wanted to ask

Could I buy those nuke shields you have?

And if you allow me to, have a license to produce them?

If not, understandable

did you sniff through my classified documents? I was making nuke shields, i don't know why lemona has them

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:The British at first are puzzled by the request, but seeing no harm in it, allow Lemonan troops to make tree houses.

TREE HOUSESSSSSSSSSS

Socialistic Britain

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