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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Britain said I can maybe have some of his colonies if he falls so donÂ’t take everything but you can have most of it.
what war
im afraid all territories of lemona have been set back to a very technological advanced 78 AD
Rome shall not fall
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
Yeah youÂ’d probably go back to actual Roman times
Lemona
I mean if you are about to get invaded by Britain youÂ’re already pretty dead, having Lkandria and possible my joining in would just be adding to it.
we are an advanced Rome tho
You joining wouldnÂ’t do anything
Like Ancient Roman times
Lemona
Wait is there a war or something?
True
Lemona
thatÂ’s too far back
Also shouldn't we have like a global nuclear non proliferation thing
Lemona
[sub] ye it probably wouldnÂ’t[/sub]
Lemona
nothing happened to Rome it was set back to a very technological advanced 78 AD
I tried that remember.
no one liked your proposal
😅
Lemona
I feel like we need a new worldwide agreement for that
Construction begins on massive underground cities in Lkandria. These have underground farms that can feed thousands of people. In other news, Lkandria keeps expanding in Mars mining up farther resources
Lemona
For what?
Lemona
no
Also apparently according to my description I have nukes so IÂ’m not gonna do anything now.
Common-lands construction begins on facilities that can be used in case of nuclear fallout and or use of bioweapons or nerve agents... the Common-lands looks to have these facilities in place for every one of its citizens by the end of the programme.
Lemona
no need for bunkers here we got horses
With tensions rising between foreign powers, Pinevilla fears conflict. Like the other nations, Pinevilla begins a huge initiative to make bunkers and anti missile defense systems to protect all 56 million Pinevillians.
New United Common-Lands
why is everyone freaking out about this? Every time I get nuked I just go forward or back in time
What kind of tech do you have?
Lemona
275 messages good lord, what did I miss?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
With Many nations in Europe now building bunkers for their civilians in case of nuclear fallout or a bioweapons attack
The British Government has ordered construction of Bunkers across the country and in small quantities across colonies
And also shifted it's focus to stockpiling food
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
My flag 😊
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
With recent events Kaltburg enters Threat Level Orange
Various silos are on standby
Lemona
Higher tech then you
why
why
im not
why people
why peep try
and build bunkers
hmmm
plasma rifles
hmmm
sabres
Hmmm plasma
Hmmm light
Oh shut up
Time to create something
[pre]June 5th, 20:48, CEST, Madrid, Lemona.
__________
In the light of the moon, a shadow passes the fiery streets. He rushes down a fleet of stairs hidden in a dark alley. He prepares to open an old wooden door, as he opens it a bright light shines into his deep blue eyes.
__________
A group of scientist experiment with a light, hot, substance. They place it into a tube and click a button. An eye piercing light swallows the lab, and a door creaking open is heard.
__________
The light dies down, and the room is silent. The door is closed and the visited speaks, “I see what you’ve been working on. You think it can help us?” His torn clothes show all of his arms, and the cigar in his bobbles as he speaks along with his helmet. A Stahlhelm it appears. Weapons prepared all around him. Sharp and strong.
A scientist responds, “Well Sir, it appears the Aliens have created some sort of condensed form of Plasma. Unlike our style, which must find a target before it stops. One shot will keep going until its found something to hit, and it wont stay still. This, instead, manages to stay as a beam of light. It slices and melts whatever it touches so be careful. So far we onky need to control the light, which is blinding to the sight. We have developed something to go along with that should condense the light and thus make it useable.[/pre]
‘‘Tis true
I made a new flag cause why not
Interesting how you get to use alien tech as an excuse to advance your tech in ways you shouldnÂ’t be able to
Lemona
Britain does it too
HELLO ALL. I AM A SPY SENT FROM AZARIIIIIUUUUS, ON BEHALF OF ALFANIAAAAAAA
New United Common-Lands
If you are a spy why did you announce it to the whole region!
VAST technological research is completed...
time to build uber advanced weapons and integrate the tech into the medical field
New United Common-Lands
Hi guys, if you can determine why my capital city name is funny I will give you nothing
I was doing it because you were
Anyway here's UK slander that's actually funny
https://youtu.be/mcaJdgMfqFM
https://youtu.be/cMFjQFUu_ZU
Now g'day
.... Ya want an advanced radar system domestically crafted here?
Lemona
did I miss out on all the fun? :(
why did you guys lob nukes on each other?!?!
oh well
[sub]good thing i have built numerous underground bunkers and underground facilities to accommodate my entire population...[/sub]
Lemona
yes
Because funny
Lemona
IÂ’ll take one if it protects from nukes.
and I donÂ’t want to die tonight
yea
DidnÂ’t you suggest it?
Hey Lemona I just did a challenge against the Corsican Resistance and won is that the resistance you were talking about.
The challenges donÂ’t mean anything
Oh look I beat britain multiple times wOw like it really matters
By that IÂ’m stronger then britain but IÂ’m not because those arenÂ’t worth anything
I know they donÂ’t mean anything but I just did one against the CR and I was wondering if the was the same CR that was causing you trouble. Btw I just do challenges when thereÂ’s literally nothing else to do on here.
Regional Olympics - Event 1
The athletes now prepare themselves for the first event of these Regional Olympics, the 100-meter sprint. They soon dash out of the starting blocks.
(Results will be shown soon)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Event 1 (100m Sprint) Results
1st: Mars Hotel - 12.71 sec.
2nd: Brendene - 13.60 sec.
3rd: Former Argentina - 13.62 sec.
4th: Aya Democratic Republic - 14.53 sec.
5th: New United Common-lands - 15.45 sec. (tie)
6th: Yodle - 15.45 sec. (tie)
7th: Vlaskal - 15.45 sec. (tie)
8th: Lemona - 15.46 sec.
9th: Lkandria - 16.39 sec.
10th: Mr Government - 16.40 sec.
11th: Kaltburg - 16.41 sec.
12th: Socialistic Britain - 17.35 sec.
13th: The Washington Federation - 17.37 sec. (tie)
14th: Ardeyn - 17.37 sec. (tie)
15th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 18.31 sec.
16th: TeamPizza - 20.27 sec.
New United Common-Lands, Mars Hotel, Lemona
The Martians are fast!!
Mars Hotel, Vlaskal, Lemona
alien legs must be long
New United Common-Lands, Mars Hotel
3 people tied and I was they were all just one millisecond ahead of meÂ
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Mars Hotel
I don't remember
Lemona
imma look
Does anyone want to join the International Sasuke competition, or else IÂ’ll have to use the most American way possible for this to work:
Private industryÂ
Lemona
Remember the days when you got annoyed at us for calling you the Neo-Roman EmpireÂ
Lemona
well no IÂ’m not neo
I am the Roman Empire under a different name
But what about the rest of eastern Rome or the rest of Gaul?
Anyway, I'm gonna try rush the anniversary art because I am dedicated to getting it out today
Lemona
Also does anybody have any more nations that could be added?
Lemona
can get that later if something happens
Wouldn't it be funny if I invaded you and declared myself the Roman empire
Wouldn't that be really funny?
Oh and guess what
I'm now finally socialist
Greater Drussi, Lemona
It would be funny if I called my self the “Northern Roman Empire”
Lemona
Vlaskal mind if I buy some of those energy shields off you?
Lemona
actually that would be cool
wiat a second
Vlaskal did we finish the energy shields?
wouldnÂ’t that end in regional turmoil
It might
Maybe
Also Boris Johnson won the confidence vote so sadly we are gonna have to deal with him for hopefully until 2024
Unless he wins the next general election in which case, [sub]DAMNIT[/sub]
Lemona
You f***ing kiddin' me?
I believe he won't win the election at least
Lemona
What if Churchill comes back from the dead and becomes prime ministah again
What if Chamberlain comes back and appeases Russia by giving it Ukraine
Lol a little kid got on the news for ordering 30 McDonaldÂ’s cheeseburgers. That is America right there.
Dude that was a week ago
I only now learned about it.
What if Charlemagne came back and United the old Frankish lands and grew a bigger version of his great empires conquering 3 fourths of Europe
internet explorer
I wonder why Boris Johnson is trending
Bom dia
Good Morning
I wish
And I mean I WISH I was kidding
Sadly, very sadly not
Lemona
Is the vote of no confidence like impeachment?
Lemona
I donÂ’t see the problemo
🍑
I liked your flag
Do you like papa new guine?
Wdym you liked his flag union?
Guine is Irish
It's very colorful, and minimalist
No no, I assume itÂ’s the translator but you said liked
Past tense
Cool, in reality I don't even care about the territory anymore, in some time I'll disappear from the map of this region, I gave my territories to some selected people so meh
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Written by Refuge Isle.