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Lemona wrote:dermany

yeah lemona

you actually dont even own german land

Lemona

New-Union wrote:commercial and military alliance? please?

dude I doubt a military alliance with him would really do anything

Pinevilla wrote:yeah lemona

you actually dont even own german land

Switzerland and Austrian panhandle

I also celebrate Oktoberfest

Lemona wrote:Switzerland and Austrian panhandle

ok

im aware

but thats not much

Lemona

lemona soldiers be like:

https://youtu.be/gFLF300I0ps

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I also celebrate Oktoberfest

Dang

I wish i could do that but my parents wouldnt allow it

Lemona

New-Union wrote:lemona soldiers be like:

https://youtu.be/gFLF300I0ps

That made me laugh lol

Lemona wrote:That made me laugh lol

lol

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Dang

I wish i could do that but my parents wouldnt allow it

Literally itÂ’s like a family event we all get together on my moms side cuz they are German and drink and eat and party and play games

Pinevilla wrote:ok

im aware

but thats not much

I know :(

I want more

Pinevilla wrote:FLAMMENWERFER??????

ICH MUSS FLAMMENWERFER-TRUPPEN MIT EINIGEN DUMMEN ÜBERMÄCHTIGEN FLAMMENWERFER MACHEN

Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12

Lemona

New-Union wrote:lol

At first i thought it was making fun of how we mainly use swords so would be bad with guns, and then saw the end and yeah pretty much

Lemona wrote:At first i thought it was making fun of how we mainly use swords so would be bad with guns, and then saw the end and yeah pretty much

This is probably gonna be this official video of the Pinevillian army, featuring our war anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz1gMiRsN20

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12

GIB

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Literally itÂ’s like a family event we all get together on my moms side cuz they are German and drink and eat and party and play games

I know :(

I want more

We also sing and stuff

Is very fun

Because Oktoberfest actually lasts a week at the end of September but thatÂ’s a long time to have a family event we celebrate at just the final day of September

Pinevilla wrote:This is probably gonna be this official video of the Pinevillian army, featuring our war anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz1gMiRsN20

And that is probably what our soldiers look like as well

Lemona

Lemona wrote:We also sing and stuff

Is very fun

Because Oktoberfest actually lasts a week at the end of September but thatÂ’s a long time to have a family event we celebrate at just the final day of September

When I get older and I can go to my own stuff I wanna actually go to Munich or something and do Oktoberfest

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:And that is probably what our soldiers look like as well

Our soldiers are like modern+some old stuff+high tech

Lemona wrote:Our soldiers are like modern+some old stuff+high tech

Same but not as high tech

We dont have as good of armor but it can withstand most rifles

Probably not yours tho

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:GIB

500,000 per box of Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:When I get older and I can go to my own stuff I wanna actually go to Munich or something and do Oktoberfest

same

I wanted to go to Oktoberfest when I turned 16 cuz I turn 16 before Oktoberfest would start and drink but my parents said it would probably be better if I went with my friends when IÂ’m older as itÂ’d be more fun.

So now I wanna go to Germany during Christmas

Vlaskal wrote:500,000 per box of Dresdnerfeuerwerfer, derbayerischeErwachsenen-Monster-Kinderfresser-12

ill take 500

Vlaskal, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Same but not as high tech

We dont have as good of armor but it can withstand most rifles

Probably not yours tho

Ours is built to be bulletproof but because of this worlds insane technology we have to keep updating it.

It costs a lot and thatÂ’s the main reason our tax is high

The citizens donÂ’t really care about the tax rate tho as most things they need are relatively cheap

Lemona wrote:The citizens donÂ’t really care about the tax rate tho as most things they need are relatively cheap

And we have pretty good welfare too go with that

Lemona wrote:same

I wanted to go to Oktoberfest when I turned 16 cuz I turn 16 before Oktoberfest would start and drink but my parents said it would probably be better if I went with my friends when IÂ’m older as itÂ’d be more fun.

So now I wanna go to Germany during Christmas

My birthday is during the winter

So I won't turn 16 when it happens

Lemona

Lemona wrote:And we have pretty good welfare too go with that

i thought i had higher welfare but guess not

eh its whatever

i dont think my taxes are high but they can still fund stuff

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:My birthday is during the winter

So I won't turn 16 when it happens

My birthday is in April

ItÂ’s been on Easter once

IÂ’ve seen images of Christmas in Berlin and I really wanna go

I wanna go to Munich for Oktoberfest not Christmas

I HEARD THE WORD TAXES

GIVE NOW

Lemona

Lemona wrote:My birthday is in April

ItÂ’s been on Easter once

IÂ’ve seen images of Christmas in Berlin and I really wanna go

I wanna go to Munich for Oktoberfest not Christmas

I'm glad Christmas doesnt move around december

Cause then I would have to possibly have my birthday on christmas which wouldnt be fun

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:i thought i had higher welfare but guess not

eh its whatever

i dont think my taxes are high but they can still fund stuff

lol my welfare is in the top like something below 10% and yours is 33%

Socialistic Britain wrote:I HEARD THE WORD TAXES

GIVE NOW

we pay you nothing

unless if youll give us land

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I HEARD THE WORD TAXES

GIVE NOW

britain

have you gone to Germany?

Lemona wrote:lol my welfare is in the top like something below 10% and yours is 33%

my sa has stopped growing in the top 16%

i havent gotten an issue to increase it in a while

Lemona

alright time to play latvia

bye for now

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:my sa has stopped growing in the top 16%

i havent gotten an issue to increase it in a while

Mine is just slowly going up

NUCLÂ’s got nuked

Britains like skyrocketed and then calmed down

Lkandria is still very high

Pinevilla wrote:alright time to play latvia

bye for now

Okay bye bye

Pinevilla wrote:we pay you nothing

unless if youll give us land

Lemona wrote:britain

have you gone to Germany?

KNOCK KNOCK

ITS THE IRS

WE WANT YOUR TAXES DAMNIT

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

ITS THE IRS

WE WANT YOUR TAXES DAMNIT

answer question

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:britain

have you gone to Germany?

uh

did by chance the British government tell you to ask me this?

If so no

Lemona

Lemona wrote:answer question

Socialistic Britain wrote:uh

did by chance the British government tell you to ask me this?

If so no

Lemona

Lemona wrote:answer question

And we want our taxes, now give

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:uh

did by chance the British government tell you to ask me this?

If so no

no they didnÂ’t

The British government doesnÂ’t like me after what I did

Socialistic Britain wrote:And we want our taxes, now give

I donÂ’t owe you anything

Lemona wrote:no they didnÂ’t

The British government doesnÂ’t like me after what I did

Ah okay, then yes I currently am hiding in Germany

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah okay, then yes I currently am hiding in Germany

WAIT REALLY?

HOW IS IT

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:I donÂ’t owe you anything

This report here says you've committed tax evasion

[sub]GIVE TAXES[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:This report here says you've committed tax evasion

[sub]GIVE TAXES[/sub]

no thatÂ’s not me thatÂ’s

ThatÂ’s uh

Elkonie

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:no thatÂ’s not me thatÂ’s

ThatÂ’s uh

Elkonie

hmm

GIVE THE TAXES

AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, WE'RE GETTING YA TAXES

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:hmm

GIVE THE TAXES

AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, WE'RE GETTING YA TAXES

n o

Socialistic Britain wrote:And we want our taxes, now give

"No taxation without representation!" - 🤓

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:no thatÂ’s not me thatÂ’s

ThatÂ’s uh

Elkonie

Dang it

ya'lll is bein' a bit interesting if ya'll know what im sayin'

Lemona

Lemona wrote:WAIT REALLY?

HOW IS IT

cold

lots of germs around

You could say its GERMany

[sub]okay I'll leave..[/sub]

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:"No taxation without representation!" - 🤓

no itÂ’s a good quote

it sounds good

Socialistic Britain

Ardeyn wrote:"No taxation without representation!" - 🤓

Do you want us to start a Scottish revolution or not

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:cold

lots of germs around

You could say its GERMany

[sub]okay I'll leave..[/sub]

._.

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:n o

alright

You've forced this upon us

Do you want us to put countryhumans art all around your house?

IF NOT PAY THE TAXES

Lemona

Lemona wrote:._.

did you know that there a germans in germany

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:alright

You've forced this upon us

Do you want us to put countryhumans art all around your house?

my house is a hobbit hole you would put it around dirt and the animals would eat it

Pinevilla wrote:did you know that there a germans in germany

no

Socialistic Britain wrote:alright

You've forced this upon us

Do you want us to put countryhumans art all around your house?

IF NOT PAY THE TAXES

*funds welsh rebels*

Lemona

Lemona wrote:my house is a hobbit hole you would put it around dirt and the animals would eat it

We're the IRS

We can put it inside the hobbit hole

And wait, if its a hobbit hole, couldn't we just fill it up and trap you in there

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:We're the IRS

We can put it inside the hobbit hole

And wait, if its a hobbit hole, couldn't we just fill it up and trap you in there

Â

Fill it up?

thatÂ’s kinda sus bro

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Fill it up?

thatÂ’s kinda sus bro

He likes milk

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Fit it up?

thatÂ’s kinda sus bro

You have a dirty mind..

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:You have a dirty mind..

I usually think about what would happen if my house was on a giant cliff

Socialistic Britain wrote:You have a dirty mind..

oh uh

*burns london to the ground*

sorry your headquarters died

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I usually think about what would happen if my house was on a giant cliff

You wouldn't have to deal with the IRS probably

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I usually think about what would happen if my house was on a giant cliff

i used to think about my house detatching and floating off to space

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:oh uh

*burns london to the ground*

sorry your headquarters died

haha funny, anyway when do you want me to invade you

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:You wouldn't have to deal with the IRS probably

I am the irs

Lemona wrote:I am the irs

Uno reverse

NOW GIVE THE DAMN TAXES

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:haha funny, anyway when do you want me to invade you

your leader died

you whole government died in fact

if you wanna invade me then go ahead

dont expect an easy fight tho

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:haha funny, anyway when do you want me to invade you

ask that to the pit

There is a random pit leading to nothing by my house and one of you are standing on it

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:your leader died

you whole government died in fact

if you wanna invade me then go ahead

dont expect an easy fight tho

no u

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Uno reverse

NOW GIVE THE DAMN TAXES

uno reverse card

GIVE ME THE TAXES

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:no u

you already ised your reverse card

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:your leader died

you whole government died in fact

if you wanna invade me then go ahead

dont expect an easy fight tho

imagine not having you emperor just explore places a lot

Socialistic Britain

Pinevilla wrote:you already ised your reverse card

when was Uno reverse card the same as no u

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:uno reverse card

GIVE ME THE TAXES

AH DAMNIT

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:when was Uno reverse card the same as no u

Uno

U no

No u

Lemona wrote:imagine not having you emperor just explore places a lot

haha lol

the kaiser and king sometimes travel about a lot

also look at chad portuguese president

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F976%2Fcpsprodpb%2F17257%2Fproduction%2F_113970849_347293fd-6336-4c07-ae3d-440fadc4a9b9.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2Fnews%2Fworld-europe-53810463&tbnid=GllE8y5wCSR4_M&vet=12ahUKEwjTp5Ds-qb5AhUemWoFHfCrAmsQMygAegUIARC8AQ..i&docid=hD8NRQTdtdA5dM&w=976&h=549&q=president%20of%20portugal%20in%20public&client=firefox-b-1-d&ved=2ahUKEwjTp5Ds-qb5AhUemWoFHfCrAmsQMygAegUIARC8AQ

Lemona

Wait

I forgot about my taxes

OH NOOOO-

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait

I forgot about my taxes

OH NOOOO-

u r in debt

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait

I forgot about my taxes

OH NOOOO-

give em

Britain wanna start a war

IÂ’m bored

Lemona wrote:Britain wanna start a war

IÂ’m bored

oh dear

Lemona

Lemona wrote:u r in debt

Hmm

Red 1 Uno card

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm

Red 1 Uno card

well ill just use mine then

now ur in debt again

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm

Red 1 Uno card

IÂ’m already in debt and now IÂ’m out of it

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Britain wanna start a war

IÂ’m bored

if it's against Lkandria no, unless I get Scotland

Then it's a maybe..

Lemona

If youre wondering what im doing as latvia im doing the cursed path where you annex belarus and become communist

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:well ill just use mine then

now ur in debt again

Hmmm..

DAMNIT

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:if it's against Lkandria no, unless I get Scotland

Then it's a maybe..

well it could be against Lkandria but Lkandria isnÂ’t the main focus

We just commit piracy together and anger nations to the point of war

we can teach u

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmmm..

DAMNIT

keep on using your cards

we can just send it back

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:well it could be against Lkandria but Lkandria isnÂ’t the main focus

We just commit piracy together and anger nations to the point of war

we can teach u

can i help

Lemona

eh ill play latvia later

Lemona wrote:well it could be against Lkandria but Lkandria isnÂ’t the main focus

We just commit piracy together and anger nations to the point of war

we can teach u

you think we need to be taught the ways of piracy?

remember the scramble for Africa my boy?

hohoho

We are fine with piracy as long as it's not against us

Hohoho

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:can i help

sure

If you donÂ’t wanna get piracy you just have to pay fee of all your loot meaning gdp

Socialistic Britain wrote:you think we need to be taught the ways of piracy?

remember the scramble for Africa my boy?

hohoho

We are fine with piracy as long as it's not against us

Hohoho

okay

we epic

who do we target first hmmmm

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