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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
the reason i didnt allow it at the start because i didnt want a nation at the start to have an unfair advantage by having access to 2 areas at once
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Or this,
[spoiler] I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums the beat
And the loving English feet they went all over us
And every single night when me da' would came home tight
He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows
How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun
And you frightened them natives to their marrow
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell
When you fought them well and truly persecuted
Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear
When our leaders of sixteen were executed?
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra[/spoiler] and this;
[spoiler] Wo alle Straßen enden1
Hört unser Weg nicht auf
Wohin wir uns auch wenden
Die Zeit nimmt ihren Lauf
Das Herz verbrannt
Im Schmerz verbannt
So ziehen wir verloren durch das graue Niemandsland
Vielleicht kehrt von uns keiner mehr zurück ins Heimatland
Zu Vater, Mutter, Schwester
Geht einzig unser Sinn
Beim Kanonenorchester
Hier gibt es kein' Gewinn
Hauptmann befiehl!
Auf, ran ans Ziel!
So geben wir in Treue für den Kaiser unser Blut,
Im blutigen Gewitter der verfluchten Franzmannbrut.
Die Feldpost ist verschollen
Der Schlamm ist knöcheltief
Man isst nur Wurzelknollen
Es riecht der Leichen Mief
Wir sind verlor´n
Im Wind erfror´n
Herzliebste, uns schon trennt bereits ein ganzes langes Jahr,
Doch auch im Osten braucht es Schutz vor wilder Russenschar
Die Wolken zieh'n nach Osten,
Und Dörfer steh'n in Brand,
Wir durften jung schon kosten
Des Todes bitt're Hand
Verbrannt das Land
In Hand nur Sand
Die Augen flackern angsterfüllt vom grauenvollen Krieg
Ob ich bald wie die and'ren jung im kühlen Grabe lieg?
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
So geh ich auf und nieder
beschau die Leichenschar,
Die gestern um die Stunde
Gesund und munter war.
Wer weiß wohin?
So heiß, der Sinn!
Wer weiß wie lange noch für mich die helle Sonne scheint
Ich weiß nur, wenn ich sterb´ um mich die brave Mutter weint.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.[/spoiler]
N o
Lemona
Hey britain, guess what just opened up?
The FALKLANDS!
Socialistic Britain
HAHA YES
anyway excuse me while I being sending ships to rightful British la- I mean southern africa!
Lemona
Haha lol!
I have no need of colonies, except for the fact I own a bit of africa so it would colonies, right?
Well unless I make it a colony.
And also one more thing,
the Commonwealth of Eire and Gaul has just become a new state inside of Lemona
Ah, interesting
Welp I need to leave since it's well 2am, farewell comrade!
Lemona
Troops are lined up across southern Morocco. They are prepared to the set the flag of the glorious empire, and expand it.
Tho IÂ’m probably not gonna do it for a bit because I have some northern things to deal with and I just took the canary, adores, and Madeira islands.
farewell, brit but at least not a f****
Haha! i shall send my expeditionary force on novaya zemya and october revolution island!!
Lemona
*Vlaskal's expeditionary force plants the flag on the two islands and renames it Vhalkalyr (novaya zemya) and Fanzkaril Barvav Island (october revolution island)*
Lemona
You just made it in new language
Goodnight
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
It happened again :(
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I seriously need to listen to some audio books or something for sleep, this is just getting annoying..
Yodle, Lemona
I used to listen to creepypasta narrations every night, but I was so into the story that I stayed up till like 4am when I did it
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Post self-deleted by Socialistic Britain.
New issue and it was.. [pre]"The new Britainian national anthem is truly a masterpiece of musical genius, with many a citizen now chanting or humming the tune at every occasion. However, none have embraced the song more than the nationÂ’s far-right, who employ the song in fascist rallies, publications and merchandise bearing crude caricatures of ethnic minorities."[/pre]
Well that wasn't the plan
Lemona
imagine you're hugging someone while hugging a pillow or smthing
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
N o
Anyway I'll see you all in like 6 hours cya
Lemona
make sure to sleep you bri'ish water bottle flip 3am challenge gone wrong red sus L
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
just realized, since I have corporal and capital punishment along with id chips but no prisons..
Is that implying that the id chips I have in my citizens may or may not be able to torment and or kill them?
New United Common-Lands
Cool I claim the Falklands 😳 jk
ID chips probably have a self destruct built in then if they break the lawÂ
Socialistic Britain
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
literally, every european country after Aya said we can have overseas territory:
New United Common-Lands
"riots always seem to have red fireworks lately"
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I want a part of Africa too
New United Common-Lands
The Lkandrian Navy sails to Africa claiming Nigeria, Niger, the Cameroon, and parts of the Central African Republic
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
You just made it way more complicated lol
Mr Government, Kelvin Austin, has sent down naval ships to Puerto Rico to claim it. When they got there they found a civil war happening between liberal and conservative Puerto Ricans, so Mr GovernmentÂ’s navy broke it up, and split the island in half (East and West Puerto Rico). Both will be made Mr Government Territories.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Slow down horse! One at a time, you already have one of the top 2 largest nations I think.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
How did you navy sail to CAR and Niger?
Also I liked being the only country in Africa :(
I swear if new-union gets a part of Africa again.
I got rid of capital punishment so now they just get horrible trauma and PTSD after going in the colosseum
And they get hurt badly
Why do I feel like we shouldnÂ’t now?
Use logic and figure out that soldiers disembarked from the ships and marched inland
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
n o
New United Common-Lands
In a ship most likely
We claim the Suez Canal btw considering that is close to our lands
Lemona
Do you wanna split North Africa?
I've been planning to make my own little claim in North Africa but I'll move it if need be.
IÂ’m not going to claim loads I will draw where I mean when IÂ’m home
Lemona
what land?
New United Common-Lands
I don't have exact borders, but I was thinking Tunisia, most of Northern Algeria and maybe a little bit of Libya as well
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hmmm.
I will just think of it cuz I was planning to take most of North Africa, but exceptions can be made.
Danobia
Danobia, would it be fine if I got north Algeria and northern Tunisia, while you get southern Tunisia, some of south Algeria, and a large part of Libya and maybe Egypt if you want?
ima claim somalia, Djibouti, and eritrea
to strengthen our economic interests
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Peanteom
Ok, sure, sounds good to me
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
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it seems as though, us european countries, have a tendency to scramble for land.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
It's tradition
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
No, Asian comrade. It's OUR way of life. Forwards to AFRICA!!!! *screeches in European*
*gets on a boat to coloni- uhh liberate african nations from evil separatists, that's not definitely their democratic governments *
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom
I want to take a nap
*throws you a pillow, along with a giant a$$ mattress*
Sicario Mercenary Corps
thanks uwu
Lemona
Okay! back to coloni- i mean liberating african nations from corrupt dictatorships and uhhh occupying their land for security reasons, y-yeah!! not totally going to draw straight lines with complete disregard for ethnic backgrounds after i leave
*proceeds to curb stomp somalia, eritrea, and djobouti, and occupy/annex their lands for economic interests*
Lemona, Peanteom
what a strange european tradition...I just go where people dont want to be because of supernatural hapennings...such rapid colonization is an interesting concept to me
i think oppressing less advanced nations and taking their land is the european tradition
Lemona, Peanteom
Fleets of Ardic ships in Sarusori prepare to set sail to a new frontier, charting a voyage across the Indian ocean, onto Arabia. The Ardic foreign ministry puts out a statement letting all foreign powers know the lands in black are claimed colonial possessions of the Federation.
Claim: https://i.ibb.co/mygCSMc/Untitled344-20220504144351.png
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Good luck on your voyage, If you need anything feel free to stop by one of my ports!
Ardeyn, Vlaskal
our doggo loving brothers from The Region Of Worshipping Doggos seemed to have been raided?
New United Common-Lands, Peanteom
Wait what??
Vlaskal
I don't think that constructing embassies with major raider regions doesn't seem sus at all!!!
Lemona, Peanteom
Oh dear Ill go check up on them
New United Common-Lands
Can someone find out whatÂ’s going on and if they need help?
Vlaskal
How does raiding work? I havent seen it happen before
Vlaskal
It appears that Someone took over the nation for a bit and constructed embassies with them
New United Common-Lands
they haven't been active for a few days now.. (approx. 5-6 days after the last rmb post)
Perang original Is back in power, but the embassies are already being constructed
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
They can cancel them once they're back online
Vlaskal, Peanteom
whew, thats good
Vlaskal
They send in a bunch of WA members and all endorse one fellow raider until they gain executive WA status
They mostly target small founderless regions and basically destroy everything that made the region unique
They eject or ban any dissenting residents, scrap and replace the WFE, etc etc
In the case of TROWD, the founder who would normally be able to stop a raid easily was inactive and so they took advantage of it
Peanteom, Sicario Mercenary Corps
actually i already sent a telegram to aya asking for egypt and libya and ethiopia and somalia
Yup they deffo got raided...Dark brotherhood i think
You cannot do that so quickly after taking Niger, Nigeria, Cameroon, and parts of CAR. Unless Ardeyn nearby helps you, I cannot give it to you this quickly.
Danobia, whats your original non-colony land?
IÂ’ll just assume North Africa is not a colony but the main claim
Yea, I don't have any other claims going right now
The internet makes me angry a lot
hey fake Peanteom here, (although I joined earlier) just wondering if you remember me anyways bye (IÂ’m marshsyyt on discord btw)
With nations now claiming parts of Africa, The British Government has sent ships on a expedition to the south of Africa to claim the territories of South Africa, Namibia, Botswana And Zimbabwe.
Ardeyn
***Attention Citizens we need YOU***
Given our massive influx of new nations we would like to take this opportunity to undertake a Regional Census, to learn more about our population and gather new ideas.
We will feedback all the results in the next edition of The Social Reformer and how we plan to implement your ideas.
Click here for the Census!..... https://forms.gle/fzzkUaMzEj4ckhRz8
In two days it will be 100 days since the regional government were elected!
Today's matches are done, results will be revealed shortly. Who will make it to the playoffs?
New United Common-Lands, Peanteom
OOOOOO im excited
New United Common-Lands
Yesssss i think I won
New United Common-Lands
It looks like our doggo worshipping friends have crushed the raid attack now that heÂ’s active.
New United Common-Lands
Sanders Conference
1st: Greater Drussi FC (19)
2nd: Dashing Does FC (17)
3rd: Wash. Fed. FC (17)
4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (17)
5th: BrendenPuppies FC (16)
6th: New-Union FC (16)
7th: União Esportiva FC (13)
8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (9)
Dogger Conference
1st: Danobia FC (19)
2nd: Triangolan FC (19)
3rd: Common Land Utd. (18)
4th: Vlaskanese FF (17)
5th: Ard. Nat. FC (14)
6th: The Government's FC (12)
7th: FC Huye (11) (CTE)
8th: Lemonan Citruses SC (8)
(Ties broken by goal average)
[I]Congratulations to the teams of Greater Drussi, Costra Estil, The Washington Federation, Peanteom, Danobia, Triangola, New United Common-Lands, and Vlaskal for making it to the 1st ever BFL playoff season.[/I]
(The playoffs will start on the 10th, so don't miss out)
New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Triangola
Good luck in the playoffs everyone, may the best team win
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Please sign up for the Bankless Australian Football League, which is in my dispatches.
Good luck!
New United Common-Lands
Up the commoners :)
Greater Drussi
Did I sign up already?
Same applies, please sign up for the Bankless Australian Football League, it is in my dispatches.
Peanteom
Yes
New United Common-Lands
Good luck!
Greater Drussi
Well done Greater Drussi, won the conference on the last game of the season!
Greater Drussi
Those are my claims
New United Common-Lands
why do I keep confusing you two
like this??
Lemona
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