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Pinevilla wrote:I know that but like what number of military personel should I get

well you could invade now

but you would probably get a small amount of it

Lemona wrote:well you could invade now

but you would probably get a small amount of it

Eh unlikely Aya will see it rn

Lemona

I guess I could try

Lemona

you wrote a lot...

Lemona

imma experiment with different kind of rp fonts

anyways imma rp

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[spoiler=dam Corsicans][pre]May 21st, 18:30, UTC[/pre]

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[pre]Ajaccio, Corsica[/pre]

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[pre]There is chaos in the city. The old capitol building, now a museum, has been taken over. The artifacts in it have been shipped to Madrid.

The Lemonan flag is taken down in favor of a new flag with the Hammer and Sickle. Men are captured and forced to join the tyrantÂ’s militia.

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A telegram reaches the Ministry of Foreign Relations in Geneva. Multiple Generals and the Emperor had a arrived for a meeting with the Minister of Foreign Relations

Riley Combs, the grandchild of previous Emperor Nerf Combs, friend of the Emperor, and the current Minister of Foreign Relations finds this telegram.

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It reads:

“By the honor of our great nation, Corsica would like to once again announce its arrival and return. We would beg for independence immediately. Other attempts might be made if declined.”

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The meeting is a rush.

General Karl Bismarck begins too speak.

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“If zhese rebelz are back, shouldn’t ve be prepared? Them existing ist a threat to ze NATION! Immediately zhese Corzecans zhall be taken out! Ve need action!”

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Riley speaks;

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“If we let them independence, more rebels might get cocky, so I say we get rid of these people and make sure no organization like them comes back!”

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A vote is held in room, and it is decided that the Corsicans will be eliminated.

This will hopefully discourage BritainÂ’s rebels too.

Troops will immediately invade before things get to bad.[/pre][/spoiler]

Lemona wrote:Except the people who live there.

And the spirits themselves.

i have giant geckos that serve in the military and dinosaurs too in the military along with psychic animals, but the rebels donÂ’t care.

wellll thats a long story

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I try to endorse everyone in the region, I think I already endorsed you

i am lazy to endorse everyone here with a wreath, also i think i endorse greater drussi already

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i am lazy to endorse everyone here with a wreath, also i think i endorse greater drussi already

Vlaskal how do you feel about britain rebels

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal how do you feel about britain rebels

huh? Do you mean british rebels on the island or tea-drinking rebels?

Vlaskal wrote:huh? Do you mean british rebels on the island or tea-drinking rebels?

oh uhh

well

Britain has rebels in India

Lemona wrote:oh uhh

well

Britain has rebels in India

why tho?

funding rebels will bite you in the a$$ when they eventually meet their goals

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:why tho?

funding rebels will bite you in the a$$ when they eventually meet their goals

anti government rebels

uh-uhm.. not speaking from experience-Uh just from facts..

Vlaskal wrote:why tho?

funding rebels will bite you in the a$$ when they eventually meet their goals

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:uh-uhm.. not speaking from experience-Uh just from facts..

wiat who did you find?

Lemona wrote:wiat who did you find?

shhhhh

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:shhhhh

SAYTY ITTTT

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:anti government rebels

wouldn't that just make it more problematic?

Lemona

ooo china gate

TT

Vlaskal wrote:wouldn't that just make it more problematic?

shut

Lemona wrote:SAYTY ITTTT

No!

*hides under a blanket and stares at you*

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic RP for map:

With the consolidation the Pinevillian nation into a theocracy, that government pushes for expansion in the Middle East. They seek to spread the Christian faith from their homeland to the rest of the world.

Although only 200k men strong, the PInevillian army is highly trained and disciplined, and also has a patriotic fervor. The army dispatches 2 divisions each consisting of 40k infantry and 2k units of artillery to invade southern Iraq.

Battle of Um Qasr

The 1st division heads east, to try to block all sea routes to Iraq. The Pinevillian troops meet Iraqi militias at the town of Um Qasr, and the first battle in Pinevillian history takes place. The Pinevillian troops realize this historical moment and are filled with nationalism. They fight with brutal force, with artillery pounding what defenses the fledgling Iraqis can muster. The battle rages on, though.

Pinevillian Operations in the North

The second division is tasked with invading north, so they receive most of the best troops. The first day sees a small skirmish at Safwan and Ar Rumaylah, with quick Pinevillian advances around the towns. The PInevillian hope to capture Basrah by the end of the week.

Lemona

OK fine >:(

i funded separatists in Kazakhstan to make them more vulnerable when i invade them a second time

ended up fighting a 1v2 free for all until i crushed them and took land

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Aya Democratic Republic RP for map:

With the consolidation the Pinevillian nation into a theocracy, that government pushes for expansion in the Middle East. They seek to spread the Christian faith from their homeland to the rest of the world.

Although only 200k men strong, the PInevillian army is highly trained and disciplined, and also has a patriotic fervor. The army dispatches 2 divisions each consisting of 40k infantry and 2k units of artillery to invade southern Iraq.

Battle of Um Qasr

The 1st division heads east, to try to block all sea routes to Iraq. The Pinevillian troops meet Iraqi militias at the town of Um Qasr, and the first battle in Pinevillian history takes place. The Pinevillian troops realize this historical moment and are filled with nationalism. They fight with brutal force, with artillery pounding what defenses the fledgling Iraqis can muster. The battle rages on, though.

Pinevillian Operations in the North

The second division is tasked with invading north, so they receive most of the best troops. The first day sees a small skirmish at Safwan and Ar Rumaylah, with quick Pinevillian advances around the towns. The PInevillian hope to capture Basrah by the end of the week.

like

what kind of Christian?

lemona is catholic

Roman Catholic

Vlaskal wrote:OK fine >:(

i funded separatists in Kazakhstan to make them more vulnerable when i invade them a second time

ended up fighting a 1v2 free for all until i crushed them and took land

haha lol

Lemona wrote:like

what kind of Christian?

lemona is catholic

Roman Catholic

Baptist

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Socialistic Britain,

you control the account, The Imperial Coalition, yes?

Yes

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Baptist

[sub]dam protestant[/sub]

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yes

okay cool

also plz respond to me previous rp about corsica

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Yes

i thought you were sleeping by now....

oh well, more people to chat with! :D

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Pinevilla

Vlaskal wrote:i thought you were sleeping by now....

oh well, more people to chat with! :D

ItÂ’s a Saturday so I have more time to be online

Socialistic Britain

I have to go soon

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

I posted my rp for Iraq in my Factbook

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I have to go soon

oki

also Protestant bad

Lemona wrote:ItÂ’s a Saturday so I have more time to be online

well its sunday midday here, and no i am not looking forward on monday, mondays suck a$$

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:well its sunday midday here, and no i am not looking forward on monday, mondays suck a$$

I love mondays

Vlaskal wrote:i thought you were sleeping by now....

oh well, more people to chat with! :D

I need to sleep so uh

Its currently 3am

Lemona wrote:okay cool

also plz respond to me previous rp about corsica

You talking about the rp post where you tested a new style of rp?

If it's that then I'll do it later when I've slept

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I need to sleep so uh

Its currently 3am

You talking about the rp post where you tested a new style of rp?

If it's that then I'll do it later when I've slept

yes brudah

Socialistic Britain wrote:I need to sleep so uh

Its currently 3am

You talking about the rp post where you tested a new style of rp?

If it's that then I'll do it later when I've slept

Lol are you sleep deprived

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom

Pinevilla wrote:Lol are you sleep deprived

I'm legally required to not answer that

[sub]also yes :((([/sub]

Lemona wrote:yes brudah

ye brudah

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Lol are you sleep deprived

ItÂ’s probs 3 am or 2 where he is

Socialistic Britain

I'm glad I've gotte so involved with this group, I never though I would get to talk with nations as big as you guys.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Also I gtg

Socialistic Britain, Peanteom

Lemona wrote:ItÂ’s probs 3 am or 2 where he is

It is indeed 3am on the tiny rubbish tea islands that the international community recognizes as the British isles consisting of the countries of Ireland and The United Kingdom/Britain

Lemona, Peanteom

Pinevilla wrote:Also I gtg

byeeeee

... u probs dont know me but im the spooky mf

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I'm glad I've gotte so involved with this group, I never though I would get to talk with nations as big as you guys.

“big” uh huh

also heads up, despite this being a leftists region with marxists, socialists, a bunch of other left things like Fully Automated Luxury Space Gay Communism,

IÂ’m a conservative.

Well, a conservatarian really

Socialistic Britain

Post self-deleted by Lemona.

Socialistic Britain wrote:It is indeed 3am on the tiny rubbish tea islands that the international community recognizes as the British isles consisting of the countries of Ireland and The United Kingdom/Britain

Ya know how the royalists lost the vote in Northern Ireland?

im being really Irish but

hehe

Peanteom wrote:byeeeee

... u probs dont know me but im the spooky mf

rip-off Pegemony

Lemona wrote:“big” uh huh

also heads up, despite this being a leftists region with marxists, socialists, a bunch of other left things like Fully Automated Luxury Space Gay Communism,

IÂ’m a conservative.

Well, a conservatarian really

I heard conservative and immediately thought of Boris Johnson for some reason

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Ya know how the royalists lost the vote in Northern Ireland?

im being really Irish but

heherip-off Pegemony

[sub]I will nuke you [/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I heard conservative and immediately thought of Boris Johnson for some reason

ah not that

also lol I looked up Boris Johnson and lol the first picture looked like he was crying and forced to look at the camera and smile

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]I will nuke you [/sub]

itÂ’s true do

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:ah not that

also lol I looked up Boris Johnson and lol the first picture looked like he was crying and forced to look at the camera and smile

That first picture is how us Brits feel having to put up with him as prime minister

Also oh, lol

Lemona

Lemona wrote:itÂ’s true do

oh

[sub]can I nuke Corsica?[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:oh

[sub]can I nuke Corsica?[/sub]

yeahhh

Socialistic Britain wrote:That first picture is how us Brits feel having to put up with him as prime minister

Also oh, lol

All of his pictures are either that, him looking like he doesnÂ’t brush his teeth, or :0

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:yeahhh

All of his pictures are either that, him looking like he doesnÂ’t brush his teeth, or :0

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't

Anyway it's 3AM so i am going to leave

Farewell my lemon comrade

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't

Anyway it's 3AM so i am going to leave

Farewell my lemon comrade

bye bye br*t

Socialistic Britain

YES!

I HAVE A FLEET OF SUPER BEING CANINE WARRIORS IMPERVIOUS TO BULLETS!

YES I LOVE ISSUES!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/comments/uul8ps/small_victories/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Socialistic Britain wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't

Anyway it's 3AM so i am going to leave

Farewell my lemon comrade

im doubting you but okay

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:im doubting you but okay

we all doubt him when he says he is going to sleep

ima try to make my nation's history, i think a rebellious region in the Kievan Rus with a separate identity sounds nice... How about: Ranzitsia?

hmmmm

Lemona

The 6th division is sailing into the Persian Gulf to monitor the fighting in Iraq with them 1 elite imperial landing corps, which is also sent to monitor the troops of Iraq and Pineville, I ask New United Common-Lands and Lemona the Strait of Gibraltar and the Suez Canal for the transfer of troops of the Elkoni Navy

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ima try to make my nation's history, i think a rebellious region in the Kievan Rus with a separate identity sounds nice... How about: Ranzitsia?

hmmmm

yassss

lemona is pretty basic

ya know

political party wanting independence

supported the Central Powers

nationalist

fought against the nationalists in Spain

gained independence two years later

conquered Iberia and changed name

join ww2 and changed name

got land

fell into civil war and king died

electives win civil war

fix debt

become stronk

hate commies

didnÂ’t sign Geneva convention cuz of that

began to like commies a bit more

allied Britain

peace

expansion

citrus war

more war

more expansion

more leaders getting shot

new leader

more expansion

more military

civil war

more military

more SCIENCE

less agriculture :(

more moolah

leader almost shot

Corsica is back

Elkonie wrote:The 6th division is sailing into the Persian Gulf to monitor the fighting in Iraq with them 1 elite imperial landing corps, which is also sent to monitor the troops of Iraq and Pineville, I ask New United Common-Lands and Lemona the Strait of Gibraltar and the Suez Canal for the transfer of troops of the Elkoni Navy

Do you mean to allow troops through?

Because I get a lot of money from the strait

Lemona wrote:Do you mean to allow troops through?

Because I get a lot of money from the strait

Yes

I am ready to give you 60 billion for letting my troops through

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Elkonie wrote:Yes

I am ready to give you 60 billion for letting my troops through

no need for money

Pinevilla is cool but they Protestant and IÂ’m Roman Catholic and love da pope

New United Common-Lands

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1707138

itÂ’s dated by 4 days

Lemona wrote:no need for money

Pinevilla is cool but they Protestant and IÂ’m Roman Catholic and love da pope

I am an atheist but I have nothing against faith

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:I am an atheist but I have nothing against faith

I am fine with atheists as long as donÂ’t shove opinion done throat

thatÂ’s why I think some preachers take it too far

Elkonie

Lemona wrote:I am fine with atheists as long as donÂ’t shove opinion done throat

thatÂ’s why I think some preachers take it too far

so will you let my troops through or not?

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:so will you let my troops through or not?

what do you think no need for money means?

Lemona wrote:what do you think no need for money means?

this means that you have a lot of money and you do not need it, but if I swim around, I will lose a lot of time and money

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:this means that you have a lot of money and you do not need it, but if I swim around, I will lose a lot of time and money

no it means I donÂ’t give a crap send your troops through

Vlaskal wrote:im doubting you but okay

Lemona wrote:we all doubt him when he says he is going to sleep

DAMNIT

[sub]it's true.. :([/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:DAMNIT

[sub]it's true.. :([/sub]

haha

Socialistic Britain wrote:DAMNIT

[sub]it's true.. :([/sub]

do you need someone to sing you a lullaby while they stroke your head..?

Well find someone else to do it, this is just a question

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:do you need someone to sing you a lullaby while they stroke your head..?

Well find someone else to do it, this is just a question

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe

Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind

Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva, om

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes

They call me on and on across the universe

Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letterbox they

They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe

Jai guru deva, om

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of laughter shades of life are ringing

Through my open ears inciting and inviting me

Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns

It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru deva, om

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Jai guru deva

Jai guru deva

Jai guru deva

Jai guru deva

Jai guru deva

Jai guru deva

New United Common-Lands wrote:Great work!

Once they have dispatches I will link them in the master RP one!

Both the BCL and BBL now both have dispatches!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Both the BCL and BBL now both have dispatches!

when will the teams be showed

sonic and Obama kissing

anyways goodnight

it's a pity that my weapon is not popular...

want to buy my weapons?

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:it's a pity that my weapon is not popular

I would like to draw up a contract for the sale of weapons for 7 billion

Lemona

Hilifar Republic wrote:I would like to draw up a contract for the sale of weapons for 7 billion

I agree

Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Both the BCL and BBL now both have dispatches!

Thank you :) I have updated the list, for any new nations check here if you want to get involved in our regional RP.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1686591

Lemona

wait how do the sports leagues work?

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic Day 2 of the invasion of Iraq:

Battle of Um Qasr

With the brutal strength of the Pinevillian troops, the Iraqi forces quickly crumble. The Pinevillians celebrate their antion and themselves for the first battle in Pinevillian history being a win. The Iraqi forces retreat to Al-Faw to regroup.

Pinevillian Operations in the North

These small invasions see great successes for the Pinevillians who see themselves as heroes of their nation. The Pinevillian forces continue to fight Iraqi forces in other small battles as they march towards Basrah, which should be reached by the end of the week.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

I, as the Minister of the Theocracy of Pinevilla, do hereby declare this day to be Battle Day, as our forces have left Um Qasr and won our first battle in history. This day will be celebrated every 2 months, and will be a great day for our nation every time it happens.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I, as the Minister of the Theocracy of Pinevilla, do hereby declare this day to be Battle Day, as our forces have left Um Qasr and won our first battle in history. This day will be celebrated every 2 months, and will be a great day for our nation every time it happens.

What are your losses?

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:wait how do the sports leagues work?

zports

Elkonie wrote:What are your losses?

Hey do you want plasma guns?

Plasma guns with bayonets?

Lemona wrote:Hey do you want plasma guns?

Plasma guns with bayonets?

IÂ’ll take some, weÂ’ll need all we can get for the style of Basrah

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Hey do you want plasma guns?

Plasma guns with bayonets?

we don't have restrictions on super modern weapons?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Hey do you want plasma guns?

Plasma guns with bayonets?

if we have no restrictions then I will take some

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:we don't have restrictions on super modern weapons?

well uhhh

WhatÂ’s your SA?

Pinevilla wrote:IÂ’ll take some, weÂ’ll need all we can get for the style of Basrah

okay thatÂ’ll beÂ

because you have a lower gdp IÂ’ll make it cheap

100 billion dogecoins

Lemona wrote:well uhhh

WhatÂ’s your SA?

okay thatÂ’ll beÂ

because you have a lower gdp IÂ’ll make it cheap

100 billion dogecoins

what is CA?

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:what is CA?

SA, is your Scientific Advancement stat.

We limit what kind of weapons and technology your country can have by making it themselves by that stat.

We also limit if you can colonize that moon and mars or not.

Your SA needs to be in the top 10% of the world to colonize the moon,

If needs to be top 5% of the world to colonize Mars.

Lemona wrote:well uhhh

WhatÂ’s your SA?

okay thatÂ’ll beÂ

because you have a lower gdp IÂ’ll make it cheap

100 billion dogecoins

Since my economy is still recovering from a recent collapse, I wonÂ’t accept rn

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Since my economy is still recovering from a recent collapse, I wonÂ’t accept rn

Oh okay

ItÂ’s fine

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