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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I would
I just have no idea how to work or make a mod
Lemona
But ze are
Lars thinks about what he should say next. Should he keep the discussion on the North Sea Alliance? Or change direction ot Lemonas invasion of Pinevilla? He makes his decision
He looks towards Charles
I believe there is quite the quarrel going on in the Middle East. Charles, why are you invading the innocent country of Pinevilla. They merely requested land and kept claims on that land, but you invaded them, for what reason? What point are you trying to prove?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Perhaps I could help with focus tree ideas
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Pinevilla
Dont worry, HOI4 modding is super easy and there is a really good tutorial series on YouTube about it.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Yeah. Thats what I like about Paradox. Most of their games are super modded friendly and easy to code
Socialistic Britain
Alright, I'll search up a video for it
Then I'll decide whether I'm too lazy or not
Hmmm...
[sub]in that case..[/sub]
Because of your current actions within the middle East and towards Pinevilla
I declare we are no longer allies.
Oh also I condemn you >:(
Charles looks back at him, and begins to speak.
The meaning and plan behind Order 66 is what is needed to describe that. Order 66s goal is kept top secret information only know by the trusted elites in Lemona. I can not reveal that information until the war is over. But order 68 and 67 have already been completed, Ill say what those mean. 68 lead to 67. 68 was a mass preparation for nuclear fallout and a March to the capital. 67 was to take over the capitol building, and have a huge party for making it there. Only things I can say about 66 is the elimination of enemies, and beer.
He continues on,
I believe this should not be talked about as it spirals into controversy, but do know it wasnt my idea. And Im not the only one for war. I believe we should discuss the possibility of a North Sea Alliance. An alliance between us three nations which category has been undetermined.
Socialistic Britain
mmm
What is condemning supposed to do?
Its like sanctions on a country that mainly gets resources from itself
Socialistic Britain
68 was also an upgrade in gear used by the military
Socialistic Britain
People condemn me but like
cool
what does that do even
Socialistic Britain
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[pre]4:45 PM, London, Socialistic Britain[/pre]
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[pre]When news of a border clash between Kaltburg forces and the British army near Zambia reached London, And was sent to PM Robert Griffiths within Destin, Robert Griffiths apologizes and wishes to de-escalate the situation, offering payment for any damages or causalities caused.[/pre]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
Im condemning both of you for accidentally starting a fight
I condemn pinevilla for banning beer and gays
Robert Stays silent, not wishing to comment on the Lemonan Invasion of Pinevilla
"Yes may we get talks on about other potential projects rather then discuss this pointless invasion.."
Lemona
I condemn nucl for banning planes
I condemn Washington and Lkandria for making their people have guns
Not gonna lie
I have no idea
It essentially does nothing
It just shows one country disapproves of another's actions or something
Lemona
I disapprove of ardeyns actions of condemning me
we condemn them
Also I gtg
Alright cya
Lemona
??? You cant condemn me for my policies and beliefs, we condemn you for a lack of respect for my policies and for being a barbaric expansionist nation.
Also here is saddest song ever:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gar6MONCKs
Britain did you see the telegram I sent you
Yes! I agree with the idea.
Great! Lkandria has accepted as well, NUCL said that they don't really want to be involved but will support us, and Kaltburg and Ardeyn have yet to respond.
Socialistic Britain
It is nice that NUCL didn't fully commit so I can use the base of the BRICS logo to design a flag.
I'm thinking of the name "Global Defense Council"
Socialistic Britain
Fine then. I agree that this shouldnt be a military alliance. Perhaps just a diplomatic one
Lemona
I dont know how having nations with a big military in a Global Defense council makes any sense surely you would have nations who are committed to peace in there.. I mean that makes sense to me at least.
Plus Im not joining a organisation which will likely turn against Lemona then force me to declare war
Pinevilla
Quick delete this post before Lemona sees it
We condemn Lemona for a needless war close to our lands.
Its literally fine if Lemona sees it haha
I guess I need to expand my nation a bit.
Since Lemona will not give up their lands that are near and surrounding Pinevilla, the nation seeks to move outside of the Middle East. Pinevilla looks to the nation of Evanereicb, which technically exists in Southern Pakistan. Pinevilla asks that Evanereich be annexed in Pinevilla fully, which is agreed on. The Empire of Evanereich will still exist in other places, though
No its not this organization is supposed to be a secret.
Did we all forget that Partisan Italy exists
You were the person discussing it on the RMB, and you cant name a secret organisation publicly either lol
I never mentioned it was about Lemona, I just asked Britain if he got the invitation and told him about who had joined.
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Ah yes an organisation inviting everyone but Lemona
Anyways ima go watch Drew Durnil
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Good choice
Lemona
I condemn you again for condemning me!
Its clearly not secret
Im condemning you for putting a secret organization on the public rmb
You cant have puppets on the map
Didnt we make puppets for our colonies tho?
Lemona
What if the puppet is just an extension of your lands?
yes I can condemn
So I condemn you for condemning me
yeah but like as a separate country you cant
well his wasnt previously
All you have to do is say that your old country in south Pakistan was actually a colony the whole time
Lemona, Pinevilla
His old country was in Kuwait
But then he said he moved to Pakistan
but then I asked him and he denied it so
also barbarian is what ze are
Du comments on us being barbaric mean nothing you beer banner
Evanereich was supposed to be independent but I decided that it needed to just be a colony, since I had nothing else to do with it.
BAR BAR BAR
Lemona
Listen to song you will cry like baby
bars bars bar bar bAR BAR BAR BAR
"Alright then, do both of you have anything else you wish to discuss or suggest?"
Lemona, Willowick
Uh yes
I wanted to ask, if by chance WW3 happens, is there any we can prevent nuclear fallout?
Socialistic Britain, Willowick
"I'm not exactly sure.. It's more just putting trust within other leaders to hope they won't launch a nuke, but that isn't exactly going to do much."
[sub]just gonna stop using [/sub]
Pinevilla, once I've gone through a general modding tutorial for hoi4 I found, I'll probably help
Maybe
Well I believe that you should stop threatening to nuke countries. Thats a start
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I havent. And I dont control the threats. The council does.
I believe this meeting is finished.
With a flash of smoke the emperor jumps through the window and lands.
New United Common-Lands
Commonlands Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) reports a segment of an interview with Jezza Corbyn regarding talks in Destin.
Weve made our views known about the situation between Pinevilla & Lemona and I will go further to say that I personally would be very disappointed if a trade alliance was made during time of war, it would say a lot about said Nations involved. Now is the time to get round the table and discuss the bigger issue like Pinevillan citizens being bombed near our lands
Lmao
Lemona
Well this was useless
All I can say is three Bs: Better Build Bunkers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3fD5FPQBtI&t=0s
Luckily we have planned for M.A.D.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Pfft. Why have a king when the king can do nothing. Well Robert, what about our alliance. Would you like to expand it to include trade?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Since my economy still is bad, ima stop trying to make my country more safe and just focus on letting people do whatever they want if it helps the economy.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
"Hmm, yes, I assume we are excluding Lemona from this alliance? They seem to be.. not exactly useful"
New United Common-Lands
Why does "now is time to get round the table and discuss the bigger issue" sound exactly like what a politician would say
New United Common-Lands
hehe it totally does, i mean i was doing my best politician impression :D
Socialistic Britain
Indeed
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I don't know why but it reminded me of a jay foreman video and also a politician
Can't remember the exact video though
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Post by Doge Gamers Game suppressed by a moderator.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
They arent being bombed
We are buying their products so in some way we are actually helping their economy
New United Common-Lands
As the Emperor never left the area, and instead was sitting on ladder going up to the window, he heard the conversation. Mad that they excluded his nation, he throws 20 more smoke bombs inside.
New United Common-Lands
that makes me MAD
New United Common-Lands
honestly idc about the war anymore
I did what I wanted
hold a massive party inside of someone elses capital uninvited
New United Common-Lands
Troops begin to say a goodbye to the friends they made, and exit Pinevilla. They leave a handful of goods to help the citizens, and begin to sing in one chorus. What they wanted was completed. Ships leave the waters except a few and allow pinevillian boats to exit the Gulf. Planes drop a package of food and water and leave.
New United Common-Lands
I feel like the song Ode to What Could Have Been fits this moment. I am listening to it rn
New United Common-Lands
One third of Order 66 has been completed
New United Common-Lands
I mean
It's pretty obvious to see why
New United Common-Lands
no
New United Common-Lands
Come on..
Its really easy to see why
New United Common-Lands
no
All I see is that this conference made no progress cuz now I hate Lkandria and you even more
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Eh I would say probably designing artwork that we need. Also Im expecting all nations that are doing it to also come up with ideas for their own focus trees.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Was ist a Focus tree do?
New United Common-Lands
Alright, I wanted to ask
What is the start date on the mod gonna be?
Also what artwork needs to be done?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Lads, once this mod is done, wanna play a multiplayer game as our Nations?
New United Common-Lands
no have Hoi4
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Big sad :(
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Anyway me go play hoi4
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
yeah I dont have pc I have a chrome book but is stupid school regulated:/
I mainly play strategy and rpg games so hoi4 sounds fun.
Eu4 is a bit more up my alley tho cuz I love old historical things, ww2 is boring to me
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I mean i dont but i could get it haha that would be fun
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
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I can already imagine at least every single nation having a focus called "The Lemonan issue"
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
civ 5 definitely the best game tho
Lemona
everyone except Vlaskal
Vlaskal I feel like is the nation I have the best relations with besides pizza
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
I'm gonna try come up with what a theoretical focus tree for me would be
Lemona
True
Honestly I do wanna be allies with you but please I beg stop starting so many wars
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
maybe
I kinda want a ww3 thing to happen for fun
New United Common-Lands
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