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"Is this good for the baby?, I don't want my son to be a fanatic like some people around here..."-New-Union
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Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
They of course lied and stole the baby from an adoption centre your honour
I claim innocence and state nothing happened.
Lemona, Xerimerc
OH? So you are claiming that the founding(birth) certificate doesn't exist?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
i think new union knows the truth...
Lemona, Xerimerc
What an amazing lawyer
Lemona, Elkonie
I claim this
No, because nothing happened
Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc
*squish*
Lemona
https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd
Lemona, Xerimerc
do u mean leave the reigon
Lemona, Xerimerc
uno reverse
Lemona, Xerimerc
Catboy Saul Gowodman OwO
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
So uhhh, did that lap dance that new-union did make you feel horrible?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR ILL SIT ON YOU
Lemona, Xerimerc
Yay I like being squish :3
Lemona
No thanks, i am not attracted to furries
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have a photo report proving that you are involved
Lemona, Xerimerc
It made me question the deal and why I agreed to it
I will admit that
Lemona, Xerimerc
am i lagging
Lemona, Xerimerc
SO SOMETHING DID HAPPEN
Lemona, Elkonie, Xerimerc
Hmm, I say false, it is not presented so false evidence, please leave the court.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Once I finally get around to set up an onlyfans ill give you a free link
Lemona, Xerimerc
Objection not a registered witness
Lemona, Xerimerc
sit on deez ratio of ur corrupttion OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Well no, after that they gave the offer from earlier, which I already told you I rejected and promptly puked after
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Bribery nice
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Sorry Socialistic Britain, i got to be the jury ;-;
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Oh
[sub]oh no[/sub]
Lemona, Xerimerc
wait Brittan did we lose the court battle?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT IS SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
No no
Not yet
Lemona, Xerimerc
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
At least spell it right
As a british boi I am offended
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
sry :(
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
BRI'ISH
ON A BLOODY CHEWSDAY
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
My client is just "kinda quirky uwu"
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
...
Ok._.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
phew
Lemona, Xerimerc
*pat pat* you are forgiven OwO
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
objection your honour, my client was just hitting the griddy
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well, evidence suggests that the offer was agreed upon by the two parties present. Hence the new-union incident
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Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
how long until we lose
Lemona, Xerimerc
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A MEME PORTRAYING ME AS A CHAD AND YOU AS A SOYJAK
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
the union incident?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well, I don't recall me agreeing to the offer, nor any paperwork to suggest so I plead innocent, I've been framed.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
WHEN THE SUN SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Objection irrelevant defendant, order in the court *pounds on gavel*
Lemona, Xerimerc
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
RULE BRITANNIA
FISH AND CHIPS
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Brittan are we losing
Lemona, Xerimerc
We have Saul Goodman as our.. well my lawyer, we won't
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
wait.......
Xerimerc
uh
[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A .357 MAGNUM
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
HI IM SAUL GOODMAN
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
I'm currently on trial, don't ask
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
new union incident
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc
Hewo pineapple :3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Do you remember the baby of new union and Britain?
Lemona, Xerimerc
were GOING to win!!!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
NO, IT WAS NOT MINE!
IT WAS STOLE FROM AN ADOPTION CENTRE!
I DID NOT PARTAKE IN IT!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Please explain this
Lemona, Xerimerc
what
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
for those who doesn't know the context, we are sentencing SB to horny jail
Lemona, Xerimerc
what about him now?
Xerimerc
Lemon man
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_4rDDyzQtLI
oh
I say not guilty
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
THE LEMON MAN
Lemona, Xerimerc
That was the maid deal, which I did agree to because they insisted, but the offer mentioned in the second quote was referring to what the maid said later on
Lemona, Xerimerc
does that mean me also?
plz no :(
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd
Lemona, Xerimerc
thank you Lemon man
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
uh
GUILTY
*smacks britain's head*
Lemona, Elkonie
ur welcome
Anyways I have 282 posts to read so
OI, FALSE!
did britain have to call saul
Socialistic Britain
https://youtu.be/vL5j2g4m7mk
Xerimerc
Referring to my previous statement, are you confirming that the agreement did truly happen?
Xerimerc
i say SB is .....
is ......
is.......
idk.....
Lemona, Xerimerc
PAGE 2,000!
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
HI IM SUAL GOODMAN DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS
Lemona
PAGE 2000
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
YOUR HONOR IM SIMPLY "QUIRKY"
Lemona
no
plz explain
Lemona
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lemona
hooray
Lemona
your simply h*rny
Vlaskal, Lemona
PAGE 2000
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
WOOO
ONLY A FEW MORE MESSAGES
MMM
Lemona
If you mean the agreement in which new-union offered to be my maid in the first place for a short period of time, Yes
If you are referring to what they offered later on which spawned the preposterous myth that we had a baby, no.
Lemona
NO IM SAUL GOODMAN
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
bro click on my name thats kinda rude?
Lemona
At page 2,002 I will reach my ultimate power
Elkonie
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Lemona
youre simply h0rny
Lemona
4
Lemona
For those of you who cant tell, im saul goodman and im defending my client Socialistic Britain against HORRENDOUS claims of relations he had
Socialistic Britain
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now I wanna say guilty
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