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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
crap I accidentally made corporal punishment
noooo I clicked the wrong thing on accident thinking itÂ’s what I wanted!
New United Common-Lands
The key to getting an issue published is to submit your draft to the NS Forum for Issue Drafts (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=13), and basically, just take the criticism and edit the issue until it either fizzles out of interest or it becomes acceptable
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Plus we are both in Eclipse so itÂ’s kinda strange that you are being provocative
Lemona
Oh yeah I forgot about that
someone help remove it my civil rights are falling and want them to go up not done :(
New United Common-Lands
and my economy also fell :((((((
New United Common-Lands
Too late
Wait several weeks for the issue
It took me a couple months for me to get rid of it
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Still haven't got an issue to legalise beer yet
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Multiple countries that have been on NS shorter then me alreayd got the option to have nukes or to say no to them, I havenÂ’t got any of those :(
New United Common-Lands
Luck of the draw I'm afraid
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
And my luck sucks
ya know whatÂ’s stupid? I chose option that would have no affect on farming whatsoever, and it lowers my agricultural!
I made one, no reply yet
When? Cause if right now they donÂ’t respond that quickly.
Like 3 minutes ago
From that post
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Lemona
I have curfews and corporal punishment. But i don't have prisons? soo are we basically disguising rehab centers into torture houses?
And i still have average civ rights
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I have dinosaur soldiers
Lemona
I feel its necessary to mention that
Lemona
I weaponizing childhood cyber bullies to attack enemy affiliated social media account
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Lemona, this is why I am really tempted to break that alliance we have
Lemona
I have corporal punishment now and capital punishment, thibg is I have no prisons.
Ya wanna know why? Prisoners fight to the death with dangerous creatures that live across Lemona like Uganda Knuckles. for corporal punishment, IÂ’m assuming we bring the cyber bullies into a room right next to them and tell them insults so bad and some so good they collapse and have a mental breakdown.
Also we do have house arrest itÂ’s not like you shoplifted a toothbrush and now you are gonna fight to death against a creature.
and are main Colosseum is the Roman one.
Someone people just say burger, so does burg exist?
You should do it because I think it would be funny
Lemona
haha Sicario if you say one more thing I will have your country fall from the inside
Habsburger
Burgers except the bottom loaf is really long, like a baguette.
one more thing
NO YOU DONT
Sicario Mercenary Corps
What
accept the treaty or the war starts up again
You better start signing that treaty or else we'll bring out the saw
And also your lucky we're only using a saw
Lemona
*pulls out a sharpened very sharp axe*
oops
*pulls out a *
Lemona
*pulls out uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
He's lucky, with Gaul we only used a pencil!
Lemona
I've just now remembered another nation I used to have which sadly CTE
It was Socialistic England
Time to pay respect.
Lemona
DonÂ’t forget Ireland. We used a pencil for that too.
but the Gaulish and Irish didnÂ’t attack us, except the IRA but they really just donÂ’t like you, anyways you declared war, so we saw you up.
Socialistic Britain
CanÂ’t you bring back did you forget the password?
Oh nah
I don't think I can
I can try but I don't think I'll be able to
And I think I remember the password
Lemona
I DID IT
HAHA
Lemona
mwahahaha
Ah I missed this nation
Finally glad it's no longer in the boneyard
Lemona
But the only thing I dont exactly remember is implementing some of the policies I have
Along with being a new York times democracy.
Lemona
Every single time we mention the testy, Brenden either logs off or completely ignores it. So ya know what? Ceasefire off.
Troops in Latvia mobilize and soon conquer of Latvia. As they push through they conquer cities and towns using the Blitzkrieg method and quickly swifts through.
Socialistic Britain, Socialistic England
2nd war over Poland time let's go?
Lemona
On a side note
I have some other nations of mine I could resurrect from the dead.
Lemona
noice
yassss
like part 2 of citrus war except this time we arenÂ’t splitting the enemy north and south, we are just taking land
Didn't they already sign it?
Or are you actually continuing the war because they didn't agree to denounce a music group
Lemona
311 I was fine with, but they didnÂ’t sign it.
and the cat girl wasnÂ’t a joke part it was a serious part only the 311 one was.
But they did sign it
My guy said yes when Aya asked
Am I missing something?
where
and also the cat girl was always part of the treaty he refused to do it
okay, but
And actually, if Aya asked Brenden if he accepts, and he says yes, why didnÂ’t Aya update the map?
Hmmmm?
I can explain, I CAN EXPLAIN!!
Lemona
Â…. i forgot
Lemona
I didnÂ’t have access to the map file when the treaty was signed, and when I did I forgot
Lemona
>:(
but, Brenden still must be a cat girl. He can decline one part, but two parts.
so either catgirl or 311 denouncing
Lemona
yep
also update the map now pls
Brendene, part of 311 denouncing is making everything affiliated to your nation like documents and stuff and motos and flags anti 311.
Not just saying it
dang, BrendenE got squished under the new treaty, wonder if heÂ’ll ever have the same fate as Poland, I mean he used to be in modern-day Poland.
Lemona
for how long
Lemona
you mean the same fate as the Germans pre Nazis and after epic German empire?
probably same length as cat girl, 5 days.
He could choose to be a wolf femboy instead though for 5 days
i mean Poland, like how they got squished and eventually disappeared not once but twice.
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Socialistic Britain.
Oops, that didn't mean to happen
Lemona
was about to say epic code fail
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
ThatÂ’s true.
But the treaty is very similar to the Treaty of Versailles in some waysÂ
I was gonna do a rp post but then realized BrendenE signed the treaty
Might as well save it for another time
Lemona
Why does Kaltburg look soÂ
Unpleasant?
When Vlaskal said east Belarus, why do I feel like he meant west?
Wait..
What happened to my land in Gaul??
Lemona
you said Eastern Belarus not Western Belarus which is what I think you meant.
Lemona
oh the old map with Gaul claims mustÂ’ve not saved when i opened it, imma fix it
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I was gonna say if for some reason that land just went into complete anarchy
Lemona
lol Lemonan Gaul is completely normal and britain just owns Normandy
Quick thing, should we give Kalingrad to anyone? Specifically a Lemon sniffer anyone?
Socialistic Britain
youll have to make a new addition to the treaty and make BrendenE sign it again
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
okay!
Brendene you dam little rat but not really cuz you like puppies which kinda gives you a pass on somethings, can I have Kalingrad plz
Why don't we just give kaliningrad to Vlaskal?
are you sure a nation whoÂ’s already squished accept losing even more territory
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
that might cause a Vlaskanese-BrendenE war if BrendenE doesnÂ’t agree to it though
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
So essentially another war where we can get more territory?
Sign me up!
Lemona
Yeah sounds great!
Socialistic Britain
Because if not I beat him to death
Socialistic Britain
Anyway it's almost 2am so I shall leave in a couple minutes
And if we are changing parts of the treaty, I want the coast of Estonia
If we aren't, then forget that
Lemona
well we need Vlaskal so we know if he even wants Kalinigrad
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oh wait yeah
Time to wait 2-3 weeks
Lemona
also the thing also didnt save VlaskalÂ’s special military operation in Kazakhstan, anyone remember the message where he laid specific claims
Lemona
If we are I would like all of BrendenE and kaltvurg to get west Belarus not east because it burns my eyes to look at that
NUCL lost Bulgaria and Romania
i knew BrendenE would get PolandÂ’d, now we need to wait for him to either agree to disappear (unlikely) or yet another war!
Lemona
Oi no
We give you all of Latvia and some nearby land, I get all of Estonia and some nearby land
Kaltburg gets all the stuff you said
And Vlaskal gets the rest
Lemona
yayyyyy
And Kaltburg gets some of Kalingrad for German stuff, and I just get that I think sand dune I think it was strip of land thingy at Kalingrad
I mean all of the area around the lagoon so basically we own the lagoon
Alright,now that's the new treaty
Although Vlaskal has to agree as well
Lemona
Actually, we keep them around, but the size of bulgaria around its capital
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