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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I feel like the colonial powers are going to be ripped of their booty
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Y'know, I might go make a proposal
Just not sure about what
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Pinevilla
Colonial powers will now not only have to worry about rebels, but pirates as well!
Lemona
IÂ’m too lazy too
I really wanna repeal that one about agriculture as it nukes me farming
Well, I could try do it for you
Although I'm not too sure so
Lemona
Welldone! I've approved it, needs a few more now though.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
NO I'M A CORRUPT DICTATORSHIP AAAA-
Lemona
Ah much better
Lemona
Oh, nice flag!
Also I just realized, do you own any land yet?
Lemona, Pinevilla
Thank you
What do you mean by land?
Lemona
By land I mean do you own any land in rp?
Lemona
Lol I keep becoming a corrupt dictatorship then a father knows best state
Um i don't know what that means I'm a little new.
Lemona
Hmm
Maybe we're not so different you and I..
Lemona
We have a rp map
Socialistic Britain
lol somehow I'm still a centrist democracy even though my people have limited rights.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Where?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
If all your things are moderate itÂ’s like that
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1683824
Socialistic Britain, Pinevilla
Brain too small to explain [sub](and also tired)[/sub] so I'll just let Lemona explain
Lemona
Thanks I just messaged Aya to put me in Kuwait
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Although I did want to be in Louisiana
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Guess I could ask the Washington Federation if I could be there
Socialistic Britain
Anyway i think now is the perfect time to do the rp thing I was talking about a couple days ago
Time to start writing the rp post..
[I][pre]Please hold.. Roleplay post Processing..[/pre][/I]
Lemona
Once I get Kuwait, I will plan an invasion of Iraq because I WANT MORE WASTELAND FILLED WITH OIL
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Also my economy sucks for some reason I needs help
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[sub] hey buddy, some colonial powers want that stuff[/sub]
also I gtg
Socialistic Britain
DonÂ’t care+didnÂ’t ask
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Woo, this was a long one
Sorry if it sucks, I have never done a rp post like this
So uh yeah
[Spoiler=A beginning][pre]21st Of May, 11am.[/pre]
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[pre]Jaisalmer, India.[/pre][/I]
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[I][pre]Early in the morning, within the town of Jaisalmer
Chaos is ensuing as a revolution has begun against the Government
Across multiple towns and cities within Rajasthan, similar protests and revolutions are happening
As the British army panics and attempts at stopping these revolutionaries,
Most of these attempts are mildly successful
By now, most of the cities have entered a firefight meanwhile the army is forced to retreat and besiege multiple cities
but having minor success in putting down revolutions in towns like Balotra
But inside the cities and towns, The revolutionaries are forcing people to either help them or be executed.
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[pre]21st Of May, 1pm.[/pre]
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[pre]Province of Rajasthan, India.[/pre]
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[pre]By now, the revolutionaries have secured multiple towns and cities, while also managing to even push the army further back
But inside The British Army Command, Generals and field marshals along with Robert Griffiths are clamouring in a meeting room
to try figure out how these revolutionaries have managed to succeed so well, And have started wondering
if these revolutionaries are getting help from an outside power
Multiple generals dismiss this theory and simply suggest the unpreparedness of the army
But others disagree and start suggesting nations who may be inclined to help these revolutionaries
While they are arguing over this, news come in these revolutionaries have given themselves a name
"The Imperial Coalition" and have stated they wish to bring back the monarchy and end what they call "The Socialist Dictatorship of Britain"
PM Robert Griffiths is both annoyed and disgusted by the statement, and plans to make a speech In London within the coming hour
But back on the front, Fighting continues and it is wondered if this revolution will succeed[/pre][/I][/spoiler]
Ardeyn, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Voila!
Lemona
It's great so far, don't even worry about it!
You wanna handle all of this on your own or would you be alright with me making an RP post offering military assistance? I don't wanna intrude on your story
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I actually made this with the intent on other people getting involved so yeah sure!
Ardeyn, Lemona
[spoiler=London Speech][pre]21st Of May, 3pm.[/pre]
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[pre]London, Westminster.[/pre][/I]
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[I][pre]Prime minister, Robert Griffiths is holding a speech within the Capital.
Many people have arrived to watch the speech, along with the Speech being broadcast across all of Britain.
News has reached the capital that a revolution has sprung up in cities across India[/pre][/I]
[pre]"My Comrades and Citizens, I have held this speech to address a crisis that has befallen our nation.
In the hidden corners of our empire, Traitors and defectors are acting out a revolution as we speak.
We do not know who has helped these Traitors, We do not know why they have turned against their nation
All we do know is they cannot be trusted.
They are planning to end the Socialist way of life, They will not stop their revolution until our people are dead,
I ask all of you, Not as a leader but as a citizen, To prepare against and fight these Traitors, To not let our nation fall.
And my resolve to end this revolution cannot be overstated.
For Britannia."
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I already pre-prepared this speech but I maybe rushed it a little so
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
does anyone play this btw? https://territorial.io/
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Played a couple games before
Easily winnable but good serotonin production
Socialistic Britain
Oh yeah, quite a fun game to play when you don't have much else to do
Lemona
Multiplayer is quite hard
Socialistic Britain
Maybe you're just bad at the game 🙄 smh my head.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
skill issue
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
True
Socialistic Britain
1v1 me bros
lets go bro
1v1 me, I'll crank some 90s
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
NUCL after losing his 10th territorial.io game in a row:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqTZk9NtDDQ
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
You two can split it, i don't mind
Lemona
Only 10th :D??
Ardeyn
If you would like some too you can
Also RIP my headphones
yea, ok, sounds good
New United Common-Lands
You wanna know what the most annoying thing in territoral.io is?
It's specific to teams but it's when you are getting attacked and you know you have a chance but you just need people who are way at the back to donate to you
But then there's that one guy with 2 million doing nothing.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Nicest man in Birmingham
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
rebels against the government and are unreasonably strong
sounds a lot like the CR
ew very close to the rip off violin, viola
[pre]21st of May.[/pre]
[I][pre]Deeply alarmed by the rebels' proficiency, the Federation urges Britain to accept Ardic reinforcements immediately, with a large fleet carrying 500,000+ soldiers and large assortments of attack helicopters, gunships, and military jets ordered to make way towards Sri Lanka, and surveillance aircraft fly over rebel airspace documenting everything on the ground before being forced to retreat. The military awaits the Brits' acceptance of reinforcements.
The Ardic Department of Defense also sends equipment to the British army, mostly including support gear like medical supplies, ammunition, and armour, but also sending vehicles and weaponry, enough to make up for much of what the rebels may have stolen from captured bases.[/pre]
Lemona
Hmm I have rebel in Indonesia
Time to pull out the flamethrower
Lemona
[pre]21st of May, 13:00, CEST
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A speech will be soon held by the Emperor, Charles Mac Cárthaigh accompanied by previous Emperor, Nerf Combs.
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Many gather around the capitol building in Madrid to listen to the EmperorÂ’s speak. It also broadcasted across Lemonan media.
Charles Mac Cárthaigh walks up.
“Hello, my fellow citizens! It has come to us that an enemy just like the Corsicans have appeared in allied territory. The Empire of Socialistic Britain is under attack by a rebel organization called The Imperial Coalition, which believes the current system in Britain is faulty and will not stop until it gets what it wants.
Immediately we shall begin supplying our ally with troops and equipment. We also will begin sending troops to take out what remains of the Corsican Resistance, as they might be supplying them.
Thank you.
And remember, Tyranni Infirmi Sunt!”
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The crowd claps and cheers, Nerf Combs begins to walk up.
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“Oh, it’s nice to be here again!” Crowd laughs and Nerf starts his speech, “The Corsican Resistance was a petty enemy, and any rebel is. Rebels try to make the government fall, like what they did to me. No country that we have relations with should go like we almost did.” (In his native language of Welsh, he begins to say something understood by most Lemonans)
“ Gall y Gwrthryfelwyr ymladd, ond ym mhob peth maent yn ddiwerth. Ledled pob cenedl, mae gwrthryfelwyr yn lysnafedd yn ymladd dros achos mân!”[/pre]
[I][pre]Ardeyn officially claims Kachinland, the Philippines, and the JAO, sending in ground forces to enforce the mainland Asian claims and the navy to secure the remaining Filipino islands. New states are formed on these new islands, and both Kachin and the JAO are absorbed into their nearest existing states.
Great amounts of investment pour into the new territories quickly, with plans for a new metropolis to be constructed in Kachin in order to accommodate the large and growing population, aiming to become one of the largest cities in the Ardic Federation.[/pre]
Lemona
Map role play now that I own Kuwait: With a new foothold in the world, the Pinevillian government plans to invade north into Iraq and Iran. The strong military force of 100k men march into the unclaimed land and expand PinevilaÂ’s land to the city of Baghdad in Iraq and to Central Iran. We
Pinevilla, ya know what we restrict land by until a certain point?
Wot
Lemona
military and population
just a heads up
http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Pinevilla
i play it sometimes
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
[pre]Upon hearing Lemona and Ardeyn express their wishes to provide troops and supplies to Our nation, Robert Griffiths gladly accepted the offers
And thanked the leaders of both nations for assisting Britain.[/pre]
[sub]im too tired to make an actual rp post[/sub]
Lemona
I play it sometimes
Lemona
hold on...
the rogue submarine...
the current revolt...
Oh Nein.
Lemona
Given whats going on i should still be fine, seeing as no one wants to risk messing around with cursed supernatural spirit land
Lemona
i played it before, but not much as now
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
are you planning to burn down the trees?
i can supply you with gasoline if you want :D
Lemona
IÂ’ve heard from some locals that the CR is backÂ
Imma investigate
I hate rebels
except new-union rebels
Except the people who live there.
And the spirits themselves.
i have giant geckos that serve in the military and dinosaurs too in the military along with psychic animals, but the rebels donÂ’t care.
Peanteom
Kaltburg has a point.
His submarine went rogue
Britain has mysteriously strong rebels.
And the CR, which I thought we stopped for the most part, might come back if the locals are telling the truth.
you control the account, The Imperial Coalition, yes?
What is the CR, and what is happening?
Lemona
The CR is the Corsican Resistance, a once major terrorist group in Lemona that seeked independence of Corsica.
Because of them Lemona erupted into Civil War, with the CR quickly expanding and taking territory.
At the time, Britain and I had severed connections and were enemies despite being allies earlier, so he funded them. Lkandria did the same.
We had mainly exterminated the CR until i guess they had gotten together is some sort of Team Rocket Pokémon Gen 2 style.
Pinevilla
So who is backing the CR now?
Lemona
Also I will support you in any future conflicts with the CR
Lemona
Can i get endorsements, in echanve, i endorse you all aswell
Lemona
Also it would be kinda hard for me to have rebels since I am literally just Kuwait
Lemona
The CR is usually a loner group.
They conquered most of Lemona with no help
Pinevilla
i already endorsed you
Greater Drussi
How are they back then?
You said Britain supported them earlier
Lemona
Oh yeah I do actually own Kuwait on the map
Lemona
I try to endorse everyone in the region, I think I already endorsed you
Lemona
Im tires so im gonna sleep goodnigth
Lemona
😇
Lemona
MY CAT IS HERE
Lemona
TheyÂ’ve always existed.
They were originally a group against France, but when Lemona gained control they hated us instead.
And Britain funded them because I had also funded the IRA, and the Corsicans were going to eliminate the IRA.
They have their ways, and do black market dealing so idk
Pinevilla
eat it
Pinevilla
Also I am literally playing HOI4 while talking to you guys so yeah
Lemona
IÂ’m listening to The Beatles
Remember a couple of days ago when I submitted that proposal to get rid of nukes and y'all got so mad at me
Lemona
because a lot of us have nukes or want nukes
Pinevilla
Someone actually sent me a telegram that said they were going to nuke me
Lemona
GIVE ME YOUR NUKES
I donÂ’t have nukes
IÂ’m nuclear powered tho
My nation is too small to have nuclear power but I hope to get it later once I invade Iraq and Iran
Lemona
Also how was there a resistance group did you rp it or something
Lemona
rp
but uh
the name comes from somethin
Um another thing how do I know if I'm strong enough to invade Iraq
Lemona
Well, you would be able to take some piece by piece,
but also,
http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Pinevilla
under Pinevilla demographics
Pinevilla
I know that but like what number of military personel should I get
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Written by Refuge Isle.