Post Archive
Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
WHAT!!?
Lemona
Im not translating Russian
what you can get some of the money
uh ok
we hate women
you are not selling my weapons without my permission dammit
Lemona
no that wasnt me
:(
okay
I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH
Lemona
В общем неважно если игнорировать этого зеленого лемона то он ничего не сделает
Im totally not biased
Lemona
put children in the work force
what
theyre called minors for a reason, just change the spelling a bit
Lemona
Im sorry, I dont speak losing to the Germans in WW1 because of civil war
Also, i'll shoot down any unmarked planes going into Siberian airspace, no one's gonna touch my favorite sauna spot
Lemona
Vlaskalhow about developing and putting into production battle droids
Lemona
Smash or pass joe biden
Lemona
they arent doing anything anyways
what does this remind me of...
Lemona
battle droids
arent those just warbots
I can destroy those
waste of resources, i'd rather develop ai turrets first
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
okay
Also im gonna flood that airspace now just for funsies. we got a buncha rookie pilots we dont need
Lemona
uh oh
We need a tad bit more international controversy, profits are low
Lemona
how many missiles do you think we've got?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
pirates here we go
yay
Lemona
Less than we have fighter pilots and defense systems
Lemona
Hey Elkonie you might wanna put those AA defenses to good use
Lemona
rob
Sicario wanna join the piracy coalition forming
it doesnt have to do with Elkonie rn
But we will Rob Elkonie probably
*yawns* I wonder how my orbital weapons program from a few issues ago is doing...
Lemona
Well that's because you don't put advertisements as much as XeriCorp do
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Anteater of Ass Defenses
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I prefer to not join coalitions so I can fight for both sides
Lemona
Okay
Actions speak better than words
Lemona
then I will send 7000 of my air defenses there
Well did you just indirectly diss your competitor?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
OOh a nice shipment to intercept via airstrike
Lemona
Maybe drop some mobile infantry to grab some
Lemona
okay
well better get to pirate
Yep, thats how I usually roll
Haha ya'll can fight I'm disappearing again
Lemona you can have the pirates from me and use them to do your piracy
Lemona
Piracy but you dont get anything from it just satisfaction
Sicario Mercenary Corps
this isnt the main pirate mission is fine
Is it piracy if I steal from pirates
Lemona
I could buy weapons from you as I plan to increase my army
no I think its called giving back
its piracy of piracy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
The black sea is mostly uhm controlled by NUCL and me, im sure that some warships passing through the Bosphorus wouldn't cause concern
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
L
Hehe
Lemona
You could get a fighter wing to protect your nation for a pretty good deal, only around $100 million USD
Lemona, Favenova
pirat
actually im ahead of you now
Lemona
Does anyone need a holy hand grenade
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
nah
Good
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Pirates leave to take the weapons
Favenova
Elkonie you want a holy hand grenade
They explode and someone meets Jesus
great for converting people to Christianity
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Im trying to steal from him
Elkoniedo you want me to intercept the pirates via mass airstrike from my navy for $1 billion USD UwU
Favenova
I want to order a monthly supply of weapons from you
wont arrive
you intercept pirates ill intercept your soul
Lemona
Typically we do fighting forces rather than weapons
Lemona
Vlaskal ignore the heavily armored and armed men running to your border with elkonie
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I dont have one
Lemona
Wait, are pirates attacking Elkonie
I can send naval support and air support
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Yes
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Favenova
Lemona you want a holy hand grenade
They explode and someone meets Jesus
great for converting people to Christianity
We can convert them to naval shells and artillery shells
Lemona
Ok
Ill buy that
ill intercept something you didnt know you have
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Im not going to ignore it, the damned bastards littered all over the place, im going to arrest them
Lemona
I pay bail
FaveNova Naval ships patrol the coast of Elkonie and aircraft patrol major naval cities in Elkonie.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Pinevilla
Pirates are one mile away from Elkonie Vlaskal border
I could just ww2 air assault this BUT no ones paying me to do so yet
Lemona
I'm gonna make a hanging banner version of everyone's flag
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I will buy you to do that to Elkon homes
I'll give you one penny
Lemona
I will strike the pirates with an air strike
Lemona
u just violated kaltburg and NUCL's border crossing laws
Lemona
Depending on the scale, thatll be quite a lot as we need good lawyers for the war crimes accusation
I better call saul!
Lemona
border crossing laws are overrated
Lemona
Okay
The pirates begin to dig below ground and hold their blades and guns close
These arent normal pirates
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Favenova
what border crossing laws
"Your honor, can you blame a person that did it for the vine?"
Lemona
THEYREGAY PIRATES?!?!
Lemona
yes put it on Vine
In this world, Vine still exists
Sicario Mercenary Corps
we have lawyers that can force people to say you're not guilty
Their trick is a special device that can end someone's life with the pull of a trigger
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
no
they are banana
Thats called persuasion
No thats your whole military
*femboys
yes
simple persuasion
is quite useful
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Homosexuality goes without saying
Lemona
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Written by Refuge Isle.