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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
But I really liked the flag
Lemona
that wasnÂ’t what i was talking aboot but okay
I did already buy Vietnam off nato as they took control of your territory
-_-
Okay
You like the flag
Yes
Lemona
No, he goes to aydern
hi ardeyn
Lemona
uh well IÂ’m afraid nato run by Washington took control of New-union territory and I made a deal having me gain Vietnam and Cambodia
Did you ever give a price for that? I just remember you asking permission to buy it
Hi
No, I gave my territories to the sincaro, nucl, Lkandria, and ardeyn, Washington had control of nothing
how are you?
no that never happened
No he gave a price, I think it was around 11 million dogecoins?
It already happened, I already talked to aya and it's all right
but uh
NATO kinda did take control of your territory
Well I don't think it says "nato" on my territory on the map
I'm very good New-union
How are you?
Lemona
Well thatÂ’s because they run your government.
ItÂ’s called New-union, but itÂ’s ran fully by NATO.
Well, I'll wait for aya to give my territories and I'll take a break, it's always good to take a day to relax and not worry about anything
IÂ’m still keeping my troops and tanks and stuff in Vietnam and cambodia
Nah, I still get to choose who my territory goes to
You will declare war on the ardeyn
I made the deal when you were one, main in another region which it still is, and two when you were inactive on all accounts meaning you had no say on anything meaning I own it
Not if I owned it before him
Tell me something where it says that nato governs my territory?
A Return to Local Authority
[I]With the return of local New-union governance, the contingency government organized by NATO now resigns power to these authorities. This government now calls their home "Raizai".[/I]
(Welcome back)
Lemona
I won't go back, I'm giving away my territory
Well it seems you are back kind of
I still bought Vietnam and cambodia
Understood
well you arenÂ’t giving away Vietnam and Cambodia since I have taken full control of it
Where does it say that nato governs my territories?
Dude shut up I control it and thatÂ’s it if you want to fight over it well go and try
Why are you going aggressive?, I'm just asking you one thing, if you bought my territory you must have an article explaining this and an article that says that nato governs my territories
no cuz f u
Vietnam and Cambodia r mine n thatÂ’s finale
Where's the article?, And also how long ago did you buy these territories? Because as far as I know viatnam is still in my control, so you haven't claimed it yet, strange for someone who bought something
Like 3 days ago m8
also no one makes articles on purchases and stuff that stuff take to much time when u can just rp it in rmb m8
So you didn't do an article about something important and diplomat, and you didn't say anything to aya because he didn't question when I told him to give the territories of viatnam and cambodia to ardeyn
So how did you expect to get the territories?
I thought aya was done with being cartographer so I decided not to bombard him with claims until he spoke on the rmb again
How did u expect to leave the region and not have your land taken control by an organizationv
More is written in the article on the map to talk to him on discord, not here
Moron I donÂ’t have discord and IÂ’ve said that many times so maybe think next time before you say some smart comment like that m8
Well, technically there is no organization governing my territory now, and the territories of viatnam and Cambodia are still mine so I guess this is no longer valid
Not yours anymore
Fully takes over Vietnam and Cambodia
Let me get this straight, you want a territory, but you don't do anything to really have it Really, this is funny
Ahem, and now what are you going to do?, Are you going to send a mental message to aya saying that you did this?, You can't do something in diplomacy so go straight to war, how convenient
just gonna do something real quick
excuse what the heck is a mental message
and also itÂ’s not war when I already owned and am just putting full control
sure, it's finished already, the production and integration in various fields had already begun
soo how many do you want?
Lemona
Wait really, it finished?
yep, although it's hard making it so mass-production models haven't been successful
Lemona
we have Deal yes? I get some mini prototypes?
We can try and help with the mass production part
Essentially yes
Kinda
Try think of it like
Boris Johnson is the British version of Donald trump
Vlaskal, Lemona
the man's hair looks like a mop
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Astravica
Just so you know, if you want I could give some land in africa or Asia to you if you don't get Vietnam or Cambodia back
Or you could rebel against Lemona and I'd very much totally not support you yes yes
Lemona
Exactly, already one similarity between Trump and Boris
Lemona
I liked some of trumps economic stuff
I wanna be the Frankish empire but I donÂ’t have enough of Germany too
I have France tho so maybe
Britain can you nuke some random place on our border in Gaul?
Socialistic Britain
Why exactly?
i think a better description is a blonde wig bought from the 99 cent store or one of those items that come with a child's crappy Halloween costume their parents bought online..
Socialistic Britain
no reason at all
totally no reasom
Socialistic Britain
Lemona I'm not gonna do it if you don't tell me why
Lemona
transform
Socialistic Britain
Okay yeah I'm just not gonna do it
Anyway I'm gonna go back to watching YouTube, cya
Lemona
plz plz plz
imma do it myself then!
Pulls out one of the old nukes Vlaskal gave me in the Citrus War
mwahahah
Amogus hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhelpmewhydidthismakemelaughhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Lemona
she has the virus
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Lemona, Astravica
who gave this femboy catgirl sussy 3am grassland island nation person plutonium crack?!?!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
that uranium 235 got me acting... unwise
Lemona
radioactive catnip + Chernobyl uranium crack + Floridaman DNA
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Yes
Why do you ask?
Lemona
So where is the message where you bought Vietnam and Cambodia from New-Union? Can you find it?
Lemona
Dang, 84 messages. WhatÂ’d I miss?
Lemona
money
IÂ’m afraid new-union didnÂ’t sell it
nato did
What are you, Charlemagne now? Also, what do you mean by money.
Lemona
honestly I have no idea I just Wrote the first thing that came to my head
and basically yeah
Emperor Charles is Emperor Charlemagne now
Charles le magne is what Charlemagne comes from meaning Charles the great or in German Charles Der Groß Chardergroß
Well can you find the message where you bought it from NATO? I find it a small bit hard to believe the NATO would sell its allies territories without its permission
new-union wasnÂ’t in the region at the time so nato took control of the territory so I bought it
I will find tho
while it says I guess I took it as yes but it got overshadowed as the gun law came into affect
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Lemona
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Lemona
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Lemona
the weirdest sht that i've ever read
“Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was sh*tting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.”
― George R.R. Martin
Lemona
what the f!ck
Vlaskal
Is that a middle finger?
Vlaskal
Hmmmm
I need somethingÂ
Alright, I'm not putting off some rp posts I need to do any longer
I am finally not gonna procrastinate
[pre]Rp Post Loading..[/pre]
Lemona
IÂ’ve just been watching South Park
put this "~" after a word and type down any emotions "Inhales plutonium crack and feels like ironman" like so
it makes conversations more interesting because my reaction is like:
What foul beast emerged as a form of such animosity, fiends only desire such change...very interesting, too interesting indeed
Lemona
no I’m not r€t@rd£d
i hate this, i forgot an assignment due tomorrow, and now im cramming and speeding to complete it
my brain cells got drained after i was forced to watch the dreaded show cocomelon
i wanna commit step on lego
imagine not being on break m8
hahaha
[pre]7th Of June, 1PM[/pre]
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[pre]City of Recife, Province of Pernambuco.[/pre][/I]
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[pre]The Military has managed to bring the city of Recife back to life within a surprising amount of time, And built up minor quantities of infrastructure
But with this, the government still isn't satisfied with just one city or province, so the military has been given the task of conquering the provinces of Pernambuco, ParaÃba, Rio Grande Do Norte, Sergipe, Ceará and Alagoas,
to fulfill this task, the military assigned 2 Divisions of infantry to take Alagoas, ParaÃba and Sergipe
While sending another 2 Divisions to take the rest of Pernambuco and small parts of Ceará
The First 2 Divisions took Alagoas, ParaÃba and Sergipe with ease, Taking the cities of Maceió, João Pessoa and Aracaju while taking other small towns And also made small gains in Rio Grande Do Norte taking a small town on the province border
The Second 2 Divisions met slight resistance in the town of Salgueiro and ended up taking all of Pernambuco while almost heading into the province of Piauà before heading up north to take the city of Juazeir do Norte
[/pre]
Lemona
hey hey whatÂ’s that sound
Socialistic Britain
The sound of me gaining land
Lemona
everybody is on the ground
I need rp ideas
[pre]June 6th, 6:34, CEST, Madrid.
__________
Foreign troops March down the streets. They chant in a language centuries old, and their stomps fill the old city in noise. Families hide in their houses and apartments, and refuse to look out. They canÂ’t.
In the alleys a faint sound of feet is heard. A little boy, around 5, takes a small peek as his family rests. He wonders if itÂ’s a scavenger. People who despite their families pleas run out to find food and water in the dark. His dad is one of those, but his father is home. The man is dressed nicely, but his clothing is torn. Weapons are stored all around his body. Guns and swords. Using his knowledge of weapons and devices of those sort, he determines he holds an M1 Garand, the new Plasma Rifle, and a Stahlhelm. He also adorns a saber on his back with a cigar in his mouth.
All of those are used by the military, he thinks. Is he part of the military? But it canÂ’t be, he wonders, he is dressed to finely. Possibly part of the PSG? As the boy looks closer he sees a strange device in the manÂ’s hands. ItÂ’s around the size of the handle of the Sabre, with buttons on it. Then the man looks up to the see the boy staring at him.
__________
A boy stares at him. Charles looks up and waves, the child waves back. Then he hears a noise. He symbols for the boy to duck down and close the blinds, the boy does so.
He looks around, not a thing in sight. He prepares his plasma Sabre. Then he hears foreign speak, the speak of the aliens. He turns on the Techno Sabre and a bright light fills the alley. Three faces appear, two of them alien, the other seems to be a man. Charles holds his Plasma Sword close to him, preparing to launch. The aliens and the man pull out guns and out them to Charles. As Charlie looks around he sees a metal plate. He turns of the Weapon and quickly grabs the plate in the dark.
The Light turns back on and he slices the heads of the aliens and points his weapon towards the man. The man backs down and give him his gun, in which Charles stabs his Sabre through, breaking it and melting the inside.
He has gotten closer to the ship. It appears one more day is left. He sees the boy again, peering down at him.
He waves once again and begins to climb up the building to see a view and make sure the child is safe.[/pre]
Plasma swords seem to be a very dumb thing. There is no way they are practical in military use. YouÂ’re never gonna get close enough for them to be affective. Also how are you enforcing your overseas claims when you have this big an issue at home. Are you ignoring it?
The “I guess?” at the end can be interpreted as a yes or if he was unsure. Still pretty crappy of NATO to sell its allies lands
Lemona
AYA PUT MY FREAKING CLAIM ON THE RP MAP NOW
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