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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
gun
many gun
so many gun
and 100 foot protogen I have to xeri but made extra of
Xerimerc
I have plenty of advanced firearms, we have no need for additional ones. If you have any patents fo technology within the bio-engineering area (particularly in human expertise) we would be happy for those
Lemona, Xerimerc
Well youre asking the wrong person. Hello, Im Lkandria, most advanced country in rp
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
wait a minute
I HAVE THAT
Lemona, Xerimerc
Do you happen to have any patents available for purchase in the realm of bioengineering or materials sciences?
Lemona, Xerimerc
sorry me no speak Smart
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Yes. Anything in particular youre looking for?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Oh
Like
want
Stick
That bonks and then electrically shocks people
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ok
18 trillion
preferred mercenary
bio weapons
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Oh well. We have not much need for currency, we need resources to further aid our science programs
Lemona, Xerimerc
oh
bio weapons
I have those
Bio
Life
Bio Nuclear Weapons
Nuclear Lemon Launchwrs
Xerimerc
Do you have any sort of ceramic-metal alloy that is able to fuse with human bones? We have had issues with our test participants
Xerimerc
Science?
Space laser
Xerimerc
bio nuclear is just nuke m'boy
Lemona, Xerimerc
Nuclear lemon launcher
Xerimerc
did i hear nuclear missile launcher
Lemona, Xerimerc
Why use something like that? We have a a platform that uses basic kinetic rods to cause an explosion close to that of a atom bomb due to the sheer amount of kinetic energy it gains from falling to earth
Lemona, Xerimerc
No, NLL
are first nuclear weapon
Xerimerc
so what do you think of my offer
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Because
Space
And lasers
Xerimerc
so
theyre lemons
power of orange shall prevail
orange is better
Lemona, Xerimerc
okay
Xerimerc
i think your summer work is having an effect on you
Lemona, Xerimerc
I can just copy ur weapons
Xerimerc
Hmm tempting. I am gonna wait a bit to finalize that
Xerimerc
So giving them a permant exosuit yeah? We can have that arranged
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
if you steal state secrets i will declare war on you
Lemona, Xerimerc
alright i go update my map now byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lemona, Xerimerc
I already have stolen Vlaskal state secrets so why not
Xerimerc
ant man
Xerimerc
No, inside the body. Thats where our issues have arisen
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah ok
*burns all records of the secrets*
Lemona, Xerimerc
ooooo
Like
Bones
I have bones
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Thats kinda stupid
Xerimerc
Inside. Hmm. Doesnt seem to bad to pull off. Ill be working on it
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
We have been seeking to make a human body resistant to high-velocity impacts, such as that of the crash of a space borne vessel(not full speed mind you), without increasing the person size drastically
Lemona, Xerimerc
wait
a thing that can make me taller?
I GONNA PUT FULL RESEARCH ON THAT
Xerimerc
Ignore any similarities the description of this project has to anything called a SPARTAN PROGRAM. It is purely coincidental and we have no such goals to use this for military purposes. I assure you.
Lemona, Xerimerc
Spartans
my school mascot!
Xerimerc
An exoskeleton device is being constructed to resistant uranium-235 and other things of the sort.
It would protect the wearer from the blast, but effects from the radiation would still be able to effect the wearer.
The wearer may suffer small burns, and feel incredibly hot.
Eyes may be temporarily blinded, or vision decline.
Xerimerc
Hello, I am new here and I am happy to be here
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
And we are happy you are here
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
again
too much
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Did you not realize I said the exact same thing but made it sound more smort and like a medical ad
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Granola
hiii
Xerimerc
Guys I have some knowledge to bestow
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Apparently
In old English
Gif
Was a word
But guess how it was pronounced
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
[spoiler]
Yiff
[/spoiler]
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
NO
Yodle, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Welcome!
Lemona, Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
god I wish I could suppress
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
there
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Femboy Garfield
Yodle, Lemona, Pinevilla, Xerimerc
I hate it
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
that put bad thoughts in my thinker
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
oh hey Im back and btw a century is like 30 minutes cuz I have severe brain damage and a concussion :)
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
woah you just broke time
Lemona, Xerimerc
Blep
Lemona, Xerimerc
you want a BIG, JUICY HUG?????
Lemona, Xerimerc
my jaw hurts from a soccer ball smashing into my face
Glad to know we are totally experiencing things that are without a doubt totally on the same level
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Pinevilla, turn on your horni inhibitors
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have a mild headache
Xerimerc
my toe has been infected since january
ITS GREAT
[sub]its totally not driving me crazy
actually halp i think is gonna fall off[/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ive gotten a blood infection before
Not fun
If your toe is infected I hope youve gotten treatment or it will in fact fall off!
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah sorry
*slaps my face*
can i hug you
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Yaes
Lemona, Xerimerc
youll be happy to know
I HAVENT HAHAHA
it started ingrown
then i fixed that
then it got infected
then the OTHER side got ingrown
and i fixed it
and it got infected HAHAHAHAHA
Lemona, Xerimerc
yaey
*hugs*
Lemona, Xerimerc
Say bye bye to the lower half of ur leg :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
i just joined here lol, what's goin on?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
It does matter on the type of infection tho, if its is minor idk but the times Ive gotten infections its the red streaks up ur arm type
Lemona, Xerimerc
And guess what?\
ITS SUPER RED
AND IT HURTS SOMETIMES
AND IT BLEEDS EVERY DAY!
is very crusty
HAHhHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSo0[wei0fhqw4phig0w4ihqgpiqhepgiheg[hiprqhiptgqhirga4g
Lemona, Xerimerc
I am further convinced we have entered a portion of the warp of our own making
Lemona, Xerimerc
you
dont need to know that
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pinevilla
Please, eat your pride and go see a doctor
Lemona, Xerimerc
honestly its impossible to explain anything
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
NoNONnONONOnONoNONONoNONONoNonOnNNonononONonoo
I DDODnPDoDdNddtddTtTtt WAAANANANANANANANANANAN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHhaAHhAHAhaHAHaHaHAHahAhAAHhaHAHhAhahaah
Lemona, Xerimerc
May the emperor have mercy on us .
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ohhhkay then!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
oversimplified version is
gay things
constant fighting
more gay things
furries
gay things again
Yodle, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Pinevilla, I am seriously concerned for your health. I order you to see a doctor or at least a trusted adult about that, I dont want you to die as these infections can and will be fatal
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
Welcome to the region! Half of us are insane! I keep the others in check when Im not busy being the most insane!
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
And guess what?
I ALREADY TOLD MY PARENTS!
WE'VE ALREADY BEEN TO THE DOCTOR!
NOTHING HELPS!
imgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadie
Lemona, Xerimerc
They get a bit uppity but, as my old teacher used to say, fear inspires loyalty
Yodle, Lemona, Xerimerc
would you like to get caught in one of our MANY love trinagles?
Lemona, Xerimerc
Youre not gonna die if youve seen a doctor , worse that happens is they amputate the toe then. Chances are if the doctors says to leave it they think itll be ok
Lemona, Xerimerc
Pinevilla, stop trying to start love drama, theres nothing for you to start with
Lemona, Xerimerc
the...
the blood HEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the...
the puss! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
it all keeps on coming! HHHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHAAAAAAAAA
it wont stop it will never stop!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
stop acting like my mom its scary
Xerimerc
Mmm pus means its draining
Lemona, Xerimerc
i am literally shaking i am going crazy
Lemona, Xerimerc
My mom instinct activates sometimes
Youve seen this happen before lmao
Lemona, Xerimerc
NO nononononon
You misunderstand!
It has been DRAINING SINCE JANUARY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lemona, Xerimerc
Eat an ice cube, listen to music
Lemona, Xerimerc
but i need people to talk to
Lemona, Xerimerc
You can do both
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah okay
my dad instinct only happens irl when i have to beat up smol children for misbehaving
Lemona, Xerimerc
but im out of time on me phone so i have to use the computer
Lemona, Xerimerc
Please dont mention beating children to me.
Lemona, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.