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Surrender, Mortals!

Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance

Oss aliens munu konquer!

Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance

The Great Imperial Race wrote:Oss aliens munu konquer!

[pre]Ajaccio, The New Corsican Resistance, 20:44, CET.

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The News hits The Counsel. The NCR declares the Great Imperial Race as an enemy for killing the troops, and then declares war. It believes that both the aliens and lemona shall fall, and that they can do it.[/pre]

Lemona, The Great Imperial Race

this is the link to the funniest county on nationstates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB7ACr7pUuE

Pashkapa wrote:this is the link to the funniest county on nationstates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB7ACr7pUuE

No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqGWN1jy5A

Lemona

So I ended up sleeping

It was around 3-4am when I tried to sleep though but funny thing

When I woke up, I looked outside my blinds and thought it was around the middle of the day

Then I looked at my clock

It was 5am

Lemona

Join the Bankless Chess League now!

Already 8 slots filled only 8 left!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1709286

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Join the Bankless Chess League now!

Already 8 slots filled only 8 left!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1709286

I would like to take part

Transmission Received

[pre]-VFNS Fhardranz (CG-110)- [/pre]

Location: Black Sea, 44.343884, 36.205149

[pre]____________

13:22 - 23/5/22

To: Dzhava (Codename for HQ)

Unidentified warships spotted: 4

Violated Maritime Border

400 Nautical miles away from Flock (Code word for Fleet)

Attempting radio communication.

__________

13:53 - 23/5/22

Radio Communication failed, and ships did not heed warnings.

392 Nautical Miles away

Permission to send warning ordinance?

attempting to give another warning

__________

14: 26 - 23/5/22

5 Warnings not followed

Permission to send warning ordinance?

-Permission Denied. Send another Warning-

Understood.

__________

14:47 - 23/5/22

Warnings not followed-

376 Nautical Miles away

Permission to send ASBM (Anti-Ship Ballistic Missile)?

-Permission Granted.-

[/pre]

A strange encounter with unidentified warships led to 5 Ballistic Missiles being fired, pictures from the aftermath have been classified, and further investigation is being followed

the VFN has now begun mobilizing warships to combat these new threats, protecting coastlines, and port cities

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Elkonie wrote:I would like to take part

You can sign up! ItÂ’s on the dispatch :)

Lemona

I was gonna do a rp post about my navy but then I realised

Realistically, how big would my navy be?

(this is probably unnecessary)

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:So I've just realized something, I was gonna do a rp post about my navy

But first, this is probably unnecessary but,

Realistically, how big would my navy be?

about the size of a hmmm

hmm

probably sizable, since your military is very big, might not be surprised if you started singing rule britannia socialist version...

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:about the size of a hmmm

hmm

probably sizable, since your military is very big, might not be surprised if you started singing rule britannia socialist version...

my anthem is rule hispania

Kaltburg wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqGWN1jy5A

West Germany shouldÂ’ve gone with the East German anthem when unified

Kaltburg

New United Common-Lands wrote:Join the Bankless Chess League now!

Already 8 slots filled only 8 left!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1709286

I love how in the kings court itÂ’s all these really cool names like Lkandrian masterminds, Washington knights, Teampizza terminators, pinevilla punishers, Lemonan gladiators

and in queens court the names are so bland

New United Common-Lands

Chess is a fun game

New United Common-Lands

16:00 local time on the island of Novaya Zemlya

At a military airfield, 20 transport aircraft begin to take off where they are going, no one knows

16:30 Prime Minister and Minister of Defense Elkoni reports that the planes went to Saudi Arabia to capture cities near the Red Sea

as well as the Elkoni fleet entered the ports of the Dominican Republic and Haiti to annex these territories

Lemona wrote:I love how in the kings court itÂ’s all these really cool names like Lkandrian masterminds, Washington knights, Teampizza terminators, pinevilla punishers, Lemonan gladiators

and in queens court the names are so bland

Washington did not instruct me to assign them a nickname so I didn't

My baseball team are the Sarusori Sasquatches though

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Chess is a fun game

yes

Ardeyn wrote:Washington did not instruct me to assign them a nickname so I didn't

My baseball team are the Sarusori Sasquatches though

fair, fair.

we I thought your name was a little less bland than uh some other things

New United Common-Lands

Sorry guys, I did not have time to post the summary last night, so here it is: Pinevilla and Elkonie both captured El Faw, and more skirmishes happened in the north. Alsoo before Al Faw was the Battle of Um Qasr.

Today's aganda will be to start having the two divisions set course for Basrah, which is the last city needed untill PInevilla will be satified with peace.

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Chess is a fun game

Yas I wish I spent more time playing when I was younger so I would be a bit better now haha

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

I'm ok at chess

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

i wanna sleep so bad, but i need to do complete assignments ;-;

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Also I did a flag change since you couldn't see the red on my old one

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:as well as the Elkoni fleet entered the ports of the Dominican Republic and Haiti to annex these territories

Is anyone else wondering why nations with crap military and SA, are trying to set up colonies?

Elkoni troops took the provinces of Tabuk and the north of Medina, they will not advance any more

The delegates in the Dominican Republic and Haiti questioned the need for these events and the ships sailed from the berths today at 17:34

Elkonie wrote:Elkoni troops took the provinces of Tabuk and the north of Medina, they will not advance any more

Sure they did

Pinevilla wrote:I'm ok at chess

whatÂ’s your rating?

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I love how in the kings court itÂ’s all these really cool names like Lkandrian masterminds, Washington knights, Teampizza terminators, pinevilla punishers, Lemonan gladiators

and in queens court the names are so bland

i have a chronic urge to make things look bureaucratic

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

shyt i accidentally repealed divorce and same sex marriage in one issue

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:i have a chronic urge to make things look bureaucratic

Same 😂

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:shyt i accidentally repealed divorce and same sex marriage in one issue

by a bunch of twitter people, they are yelling at the nation of kaltburg calling them homophobic and they will eat their skin

Kaltburg wrote:shyt i accidentally repealed divorce and same sex marriage in one issue

pfft lmao

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:shyt i accidentally repealed divorce and same sex marriage in one issue

i accidentally repealed my permanent marriage policy :(

i can't ruin my people's relationships now D:

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:whatÂ’s your rating?

Idk

New United Common-Lands

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TERRORISTS

Vlaskal wrote:i accidentally repealed my permanent marriage policy :(

i can't ruin my people's relationships now D:

bruh

I have decided to be peaceful with the terrorists if they continue then IÂ’ll start shooting them

May 23, 2022

A bomb goes off in a car in the capital of Pinevilla. No one knows wher eit came from.

in the distance, laughing can be heard, and the anthem of the Free State of Pinevillian Workers can be heard in the distance.

A red light flashes, and disappears.

Nah bruh this ain't good

Pinevilla wrote:May 23, 2022

A bomb goes off in a car in the capital of Pinevilla. No one knows wher eit came from.

in the distance, laughing can be heard, and the anthem of the Free State of Pinevillian Workers can be heard in the distance.

A red light flashes, and disappears.

we are ready to send you special forces in the amount of 5000 people, they will help to destroy terrorism

Pinevilla

Elkonie wrote:we are ready to send you special forces in the amount of 5000 people, they will help to destroy terrorism

Thanks but this will be more than terrorists, I think I'm heading for a civil war

Someone please help

With the rise of the Socialist and fascist parties, Pinevilla quickly signs a peace deal with Iraq, taking the land currently under their occupation.

Elkoni officially supports the current government of pinevilla and therefore sends 5 additional divisions to resolve the situation

Pinevilla, Raspatonia

So sad about Ukraine. Those Russians are just hungry for war!

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:Hello boys... hehehe

boys boys boys boys

Lemona

Within 24 hours, I went from an NY Times Democracy to Democratic Socialism

(Not that it's bad, it's just so quick. Perhaps President Torkowitz being sworn into office may have had some effect.)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

A message is displayed on the Mars HQ main computer

WARNING! WARNING!

CONTACT LOST WITH EPSILON 3-2

BETA 2-1 DEPLOYED

GAMMA 3-4 DEPLOYED

OBJECTIVE:

LOCATE EPSILON 3-2

New United Common-Lands

Lkandria wrote:A message is displayed on the Mars HQ main computer

WARNING! WARNING!

CONTACT LOST WITH EPSILON 3-2

BETA 2-1 DEPLOYED

GAMMA 3-4 DEPLOYED

OBJECTIVE:

LOCATE EPSILON 3-2

(Can't wait for PI 3-1)

hello people, this is the Workers of Pinevilla speaking. We will be planning to spark our civil war soon. Be watching for us!

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:hello people, this is the Workers of Pinevilla speaking. We will be planning to spark our civil war soon. Be watching for us!

Yes, and see how your rebellion will go. The Fascists of Pinevilla truly rule.

Union Pinevillienne wrote:Yes, and see how your rebellion will go. The Fascists of Pinevilla truly rule.

You think you can win? We have the support of the workers.

Post self-deleted by Pinevillian Workers Union.

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:You think you can win? We have the support of the workers.

Yes, but your economy is nonexistent

Post self-deleted by Union Pinevillienne.

Union Pinevillienne wrote:Yes, but your economy is nonexistent

I HATE YOU

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:I HATE YOU

The feeling is mutual, hotshot

Union Pinevillienne wrote:The feeling is mutual, hotshot

I hate both of you

The Washington Federation wrote:(Can't wait for PI 3-1)

IÂ’m using the Greek alphabet

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:IÂ’m using the Greek alphabet

YÂ’all just angora the fact that a whole fight is happening on the chat

Pinevilla wrote:YÂ’all just angora the fact that a whole fight is happening on the chat

a fight between yourself

Raspatonia wrote:So sad about Ukraine. Those Russians are just hungry for war!

are you like 3 months behind

are you using internet explorer?

Because the Ukrainians are kicking Russian butt

Lemona wrote:are you like 3 months behind

are you using internet explorer?

Because the Ukrainians are kicking Russian butt

Well itÂ’s still going on itÂ’s still relevant

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Well itÂ’s still going on itÂ’s still relevant

yeah but like

they are kicking Russian butt now

and that post, at least to me, seemed like what everyone was saying at the beginning

Pinevilla wrote:With the rise of the Socialist and fascist parties, Pinevilla quickly signs a peace deal with Iraq, taking the land currently under their occupation.

What if I likeÂ

Support a monarchist party in your nation?

Seems fun enough

The Washington Federation wrote:Within 24 hours, I went from an NY Times Democracy to Democratic Socialism

(Not that it's bad, it's just so quick. Perhaps President Torkowitz being sworn into office may have had some effect.)

Maybe our new more militaristic and conservative emperor led us to having our military doubled and uh

keep switching from a father knows best state to a corrupt dictatorship

Pinevilla wrote:I hate both of you

ThatÂ’s rude, apologize

Lemona

Lemona wrote:What if I likeÂ

Support a monarchist party in your nation?

Seems fun enough

Bruh I basically am the monarchist party, well, an elective monarchy.

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:I HATE YOU

You apologize too

Lemona

Teampizza wrote:ThatÂ’s rude, apologize

Those two want to take over my nation

Pinevilla wrote:Bruh I basically am the monarchist party, well, an elective monarchy.

Why is everybody a elective monarchy these days

Pinevilla wrote:Those two want to take over my nation

Well, what if you gave them guns

(And your nation)

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Bruh I basically am the monarchist party, well, an elective monarchy.

YOUR COPYING WHAT I AM

you a theocracy

my name is literally the grand electives

burn burn

IÂ’m funding your social rebels

Teampizza wrote:Why is everybody a elective monarchy these days

I was supposed to be an anarchy when I made my nation 🫤

Lemona wrote:What if I likeÂ

Support a monarchist party in your nation?

Seems fun enough

Oh funding stuff

Ima fund democratic socialists in their election

Lemona

Teampizza wrote:Why is everybody a elective monarchy these days

He copied me ways

he doesnÂ’t even have a monarchy!

Lemona wrote:YOUR COPYING WHAT I AM

you a theocracy

my name is literally the grand electives

I though we were friends😢

burn burn

IÂ’m funding your social rebels

Teampizza wrote:Oh finding stuff

Ima fund democratic socialists in their election

yasss

Lemona wrote:He copied me ways

he doesnÂ’t even have a monarchy!

A theocracy is a monarchy is most cases

Pinevilla wrote:I was supposed to be dead when I made my nation 🫤

Teampizza wrote:Oh funding stuff

Ima fund democratic socialists in their election

We donÂ’t have a democratic socialist party

Pinevilla wrote:

No

and also

you have prohibition

bad bad

Teampizza wrote:

Lol why did it say dead

Pinevilla wrote:We donÂ’t have a democratic socialist party

He can create one by funding democratic socialists

Pinevilla wrote:A theocracy is a monarchy is most cases

I donÂ’t see it in your policies

Lemona wrote:No

and also

you have prohibition

bad bad

Prohibition is making my people healthier

Post self-deleted by Teampizza.

Pinevilla wrote:Prohibition is making my people healthier

I have a large German influence in my country and we drink tons of beer

bad

Lemona wrote:He can create one by funding democratic socialists

I donÂ’t see it in your policies

We are a constitutional theocracy. There.

Pinevilla wrote:Prohibition is making my people healthier

Wow, man youÂ’ve gone to far..

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I have a large German influence in my country and we drink tons of beer

bad

Well your people can die quicker them

Lemona wrote:He can create one by funding democratic socialists

I donÂ’t see it in your policies

What he said

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:We are a constitutional theocracy. There.

thatÂ’s not in your policies

Pinevilla wrote:Well your people can die quicker them

My people live to 90 on average

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