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"Is this good for the baby?, I don't want my son to be a fanatic like some people around here..."-New-Union

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Socialistic Britain wrote:Uh

Never heard of New-Britannia

This a test to catch me off guard?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:"Is this good for the baby?, I don't want my son to be a fanatic like some people around here..."

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They of course lied and stole the baby from an adoption centre your honour

I claim innocence and state nothing happened.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Not my child

Nothing happened

I CLAIM INNOCENCE

OH? So you are claiming that the founding(birth) certificate doesn't exist?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Not my child

Nothing happened

I CLAIM INNOCENCE

i think new union knows the truth...

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:did Saul Goodman really just object an objection?

What an amazing lawyer

What an amazing lawyer

Lemona, Elkonie

Vlaskal wrote:OH? So you were claiming that the founding(birth) certificate doesn't exist?

Socialistic Britain wrote:They of course lied and stole the baby from an adoption centre your honour

I claim innocence and state nothing happened.

I claim this

Elkonie wrote:i think new union knows the truth...

No, because nothing happened

Lemona, Kvetsla, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:What an amazing lawyer

*squish*

Lemona

https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Not my child

Nothing happened

I CLAIM INNOCENCE

do u mean leave the reigon

Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:*squish*

uno reverse

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd

Catboy Saul Gowodman OwO

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Socialistic Britain wrote:I claim this

No, because nothing happened

So uhhh, did that lap dance that new-union did make you feel horrible?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:OH? So you are claiming that the founding(birth) certificate doesn't exist?

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR ILL SIT ON YOU

Lemona, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:uno reverse

Yay I like being squish :3

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OBJECTION YOUR HONOR ILL SIT ON YOU

No thanks, i am not attracted to furries

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I claim this

No, because nothing happened

I have a photo report proving that you are involved

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kvetsla wrote:So uhhh, did that lap dance that new-union did make you feel horrible?

It made me question the deal and why I agreed to it

I will admit that

Lemona, Xerimerc

am i lagging

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:It made me question the deal and why I agreed to it

I will admit that

SO SOMETHING DID HAPPEN

Lemona, Elkonie, Xerimerc

Elkonie wrote:I have a photo report proving that you are involved

Hmm, I say false, it is not presented so false evidence, please leave the court.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:No thanks, i am not attracted to furries

Once I finally get around to set up an onlyfans ill give you a free link

Lemona, Xerimerc

Elkonie wrote:I have a photo report proving that you are involved

Objection not a registered witness

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OBJECTION YOUR HONOR ILL SIT ON YOU

sit on deez ratio of ur corrupttion OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:SO SOMETHING DID HAPPEN

Well no, after that they gave the offer from earlier, which I already told you I rejected and promptly puked after

Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Once I finally get around to set up an onlyfans ill give you a free link

Bribery nice

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sorry Socialistic Britain, i got to be the jury ;-;

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Kvetsla wrote:Sorry Socialistic Britain, i got to be the jury ;-;

Oh

[sub]oh no[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmm, I say false, it is not presented so false evidence, please leave the court.

wait Brittan did we lose the court battle?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT IS SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:wait Brittan did we lose the court battle?

No no

Not yet

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kvetsla wrote:Sorry Socialistic Britain, i got to be the jury ;-;

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:wait Brittan did we lose the court battle?

At least spell it right

As a british boi I am offended

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:At least spell it right

As a british boi I am offended

sry :(

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:At least spell it right

As a british boi I am offended

BRI'ISH

ON A BLOODY CHEWSDAY

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OBJECTION YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT IS SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT

My client is just "kinda quirky uwu"

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Objection not a registered witness

...

Ok._.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:No no

Not yet

phew

Lemona, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:sry :(

*pat pat* you are forgiven OwO

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:My client is just "kinda quirky uwu"

objection your honour, my client was just hitting the griddy

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well no, after that they gave the offer from earlier, which I already told you I rejected and promptly puked after

Well, evidence suggests that the offer was agreed upon by the two parties present. Hence the new-union incident

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OBJECTION YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT IS SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT

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Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:No no

Not yet

how long until we lose

Lemona, Xerimerc

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A MEME PORTRAYING ME AS A CHAD AND YOU AS A SOYJAK

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

the union incident?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Well, evidence suggests that the offer was agreed upon by the two parties present. Hence the new-union incident

Well, I don't recall me agreeing to the offer, nor any paperwork to suggest so I plead innocent, I've been framed.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:how long until we lose

WHEN THE SUN SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A MEME PORTRAYING ME AS A CHAD AND YOU AS A SOYJAK

Objection irrelevant defendant, order in the court *pounds on gavel*

Lemona, Xerimerc

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

RULE BRITANNIA

FISH AND CHIPS

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Brittan are we losing

Lemona, Xerimerc

The Cypriot Empire wrote:Brittan are we losing

We have Saul Goodman as our.. well my lawyer, we won't

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Xerimerc wrote:WHEN THE SUN SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

wait.......

Xerimerc

uh

[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A .357 MAGNUM

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:uh

[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]

HI IM SAUL GOODMAN

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:uh

[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]

I'm currently on trial, don't ask

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm currently on trial, don't ask

new union incident

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Xerimerc wrote:WHEN THE SUN SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:uh

[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]

Hewo pineapple :3

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pinevilla wrote:uh

[sub]i think i missed something[/sub]

Do you remember the baby of new union and Britain?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm currently on trial, don't ask

were GOING to win!!!

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Elkonie wrote:Do you remember the baby of new union and Britain?

NO, IT WAS NOT MINE!

IT WAS STOLE FROM AN ADOPTION CENTRE!

I DID NOT PARTAKE IN IT!

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Anyway, i need to come up with things for you to do, in the meantime, just sit there and be a good maid

I promise that i won't come up with anything dumb at all

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well, I don't recall me agreeing to the offer, nor any paperwork to suggest so I plead innocent, I've been framed.

Please explain this

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Listen your honour, I did not want for this to happen, I did not intend for this to happen

I wanted to do it for the vine but it did not work out

what

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

for those who doesn't know the context, we are sentencing SB to horny jail

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:NO, IT WAS NOT MINE!

IT WAS STOLE FROM AN ADOPTION CENTRE!

I DID NOT PARTAKE IN IT!

what about him now?

Xerimerc

Lemon man

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_4rDDyzQtLI

Vlaskal wrote:for those who doesn't know the context, we are sentencing SB to horny jail

oh

I say not guilty

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

THE LEMON MAN

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:Please explain this

That was the maid deal, which I did agree to because they insisted, but the offer mentioned in the second quote was referring to what the maid said later on

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:for those who doesn't know the context, we are sentencing SB to horny jail

does that mean me also?

plz no :(

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:oh

I say not guilty

https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:oh

I say not guilty

thank you Lemon man

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:for those who doesn't know the context, we are sentencing SB to horny jail

uh

GUILTY

*smacks britain's head*

Lemona, Elkonie

Socialistic Britain wrote:thank you Lemon man

ur welcome

Anyways I have 282 posts to read so

Pinevilla wrote:uh

GUILTY

*smacks britain's head*

OI, FALSE!

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:https://preview.redd.it/h180cz7ftox81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=912178548e2b78b9ccce1952a06fa3c5d516b4dd

did britain have to call saul

Socialistic Britain

https://youtu.be/vL5j2g4m7mk

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:That was the maid deal, which I did agree to because they insisted, but the offer mentioned in the second quote was referring to what the maid said later on

Referring to my previous statement, are you confirming that the agreement did truly happen?

Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:That was the maid deal, which I did agree to because they insisted, but the offer mentioned in the second quote was referring to what the maid said later on

i say SB is .....

is ......

is.......

idk.....

Lemona, Xerimerc

PAGE 2,000!

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:did britain have to call saul

HI IM SUAL GOODMAN DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS

Lemona

PAGE 2000

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

YOUR HONOR IM SIMPLY "QUIRKY"

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:HI IM SUAL GOODMAN DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS

no

plz explain

Lemona

Lemona wrote:PAGE 2,000!

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:YOUR HONOR IM SIMPLY "QUIRKY"

your simply h*rny

Vlaskal, Lemona

Yodle

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Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:PAGE 2,000!

WOOO

ONLY A FEW MORE MESSAGES

MMM

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Referring to my previous statement, are you confirming that the agreement did truly happen?

If you mean the agreement in which new-union offered to be my maid in the first place for a short period of time, Yes

If you are referring to what they offered later on which spawned the preposterous myth that we had a baby, no.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:your simply h*rny

NO IM SAUL GOODMAN

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:HI IM SUAL GOODMAN DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS

bro click on my name thats kinda rude?

Lemona

At page 2,002 I will reach my ultimate power

Elkonie

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:NO IM SAUL GOODMAN

youre simply h0rny

Lemona

For those of you who cant tell, im saul goodman and im defending my client Socialistic Britain against HORRENDOUS claims of relations he had

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Okay

First piece of evidence

Lemona

This lemon sniffer

He was the one who orchestrated and framed me for the case I am currently dealing with

I did not wish for this to happen, I believe there is a justifiable thought that this lemon sniffer in question and the maid were working together to frame me

That is my case.

now I wanna say guilty

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