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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
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Lemona
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
This shall not be tolerated. Surrender. The terms will be simple. You can not claim any lemonan land, and 50% of your nuclear and disease weapons are taken. We can lower that number.
Vhere?
Hmmm, i think the Reignvau Conference will be postponed until further notice..
Lemona
Here’s the thing, Lemona. Anything I do to improve my military, you say, “I already have that,” or “I have a way to prevent that.” Why is this? Can you not accept that our rp map is set in I think you said 2023 or 2024? How are any of these things possible?
First, itÂ’s set in 2022. And second, this world is different from irl. Technology is stronger.
Much stronger
Technically by accepting that you are not going to invade and doing what caused conflict in the first place is surrendering.
nooooo plzss
was
Annnnnnnnd how is this possible? Hmm? HMM?
Lemona
bigger earth and timelines splitting.
And also more advanced nations
Yoda goes hmm Hmm HMM
Lemona
Timeline split, big light, two worlds, one world has more uranium and resources end up on it
my stick
SEAGULLS
So what youÂ’re saying is I need to just say I have most of the stuff you have through rp (except for stuff not possible for me) and then this will never happen
kaltburg bomber planes are seen flying towards the front
Lemona
Yes
Lemona
what
Lemonan troops sit in the trees, waiting for a command. Leave, do what you did, or join a side.
So what happens if, idk, I dig down really deep and nuke the earthÂ’s core? Not that IÂ’m doing that, just a question.
Eggsactly
Lemona
I think the whole entire earth explodes
If we realized you do that I would expand my moon colony and begin moving people there
uh
okay
eggs
Step 1: nuke core
Step 2: Lemona moves to moon base
Step 3: Attach to rockets going to moon
Step 4: go to mars
Step 5: Lemona still on moon
Step 6: nuke moon
Step 7: profit
Lemona
The I have that is because it was used in my alien rp has the weapon used to slaughter a whole mothership.
And I have protection against that is because Deal with vlaskal
Post self-deleted by Kaltburg.
what
Lemona
yes
Du need top 5% SA to get to mars
DonÂ’t care we steal tech
CanÂ’t do that
Gib list of everything that you have thatÂ’s possible for me to have and I shall accept peace
anyways f pinevilla we going to their capital again
Can
Lemona
Read above measage
Lemona
uh
gun
and Space station but you need policy for that
uh
idk what else
napalm time
Lemona
no
that was a South Park reference
Thank you we gib nukes and bio weapons
uh
okay
IÂ’m just gonna say since we are only Kuwait and southern Pakistan that we donÂ’t need many nuke shields
Lemona
And we all lived happily ever after for like one day
Lemona
du can buy nuke shield from Vlaskal
I have the license to produce my own given to me by Vlaskal
After that one day the world exploded
Nuke core time
Lemona
Hey Vlaskal gib shield for nuke
Lemona
If you even do that the whole world will come after du
I wonÂ’t it honestly sounds like something du would do
Lemona
nein ich donÂ’t wanna explode vorld
Maybe but we still watch you
Lemona
invasion it is
So you have chosen death?
London receives this letter and gladly accepts Lemonan assistance
Another Letter from London is sent to New Bonn, It reads..
"Dear Spencer Schulz, Recently I have heard, Fighting has broken out within British And Kaltburger Colonies, Specifically British Angola And Kalburgite Africa. We wish to de-escalate the situation and stop the fighting, we are willing to pay for any damages or causalities caused, We hope you share the same sentiment but if you ignore this letter and continue the fighting, we will be forced to escalate the situation."
Lemona
Eh no one said that was aggressive we just watch, and wait
Lemona
I wanted to ask
Could I buy those nuke shields you have?
And if you allow me to, have a license to produce them?
If not, understandable
Lemona
Also no mean that we send spies we just sit here in chairs and watch
IÂ’ve for some reason said watch so many times in me head that it doesnÂ’t sound like word anymore.
Lemona
Fighters nearby are ordered to shoot down any and all enemy planes
Lemona
I got the license when we were gonna make the Death Star
I ended up making death drones
While the higher ups in Lemona know they donÂ’t have much say in the conflict, but the believe the British decision to possibly pay for damages rather dumb. They look over it though and troops are told to stay in the trees but help the british.
SO YOU HAVENT CHOSEN DEATH?
Socialistic Britain
IÂ’ve done that before with random words.
World War 3 protocol for all nations except Lemona:
Kill anything that is Lemonan.
Protocol for Lemona:
Kill everything that moves
Lemona
No
Lemona
okay the kill everything that moves is funny to me lol
SoÂ
You have chose death?
So, theoretically I could get the license from you?
[sub]mayhaps?[/sub]
Lemona
Theoretically yes but Vlaskal makes the licensing stuff not me
Socialistic Britain
Yos
Lemona
uh
👋
NoÂ’s and yos
Lemona
yosssss
Hmm..
[sub]maybe if I give enough money to Vlaskal..[/sub]
Lemona
Noyesnoyesnoyes
Lemona
I think I got if for free after dealing
NO
Lemona
YON
A letter reaches London...
"New Bonn has not authorized this attack, we are currently investigating and "disciplining" the perpetrator. All troop movements have been cancelled.
Signed, The Council of Ministers of Kaltburg"
it's typed in red ink
Lemona
I LOVE LEMONA LEMONS ARE GREAT I LOVE LEMONAN PEOPLE
Lemona
In lemona red ink means they are sussy imposta
Question:
What if, in return for Iraq, we become your ally?
yesss yes you do
thatÂ’s stupid
Iraq for ally
ThatÂ’s like puppy for baby
Puppy is what you choose
Iraq is the puppy
Britain Kaltburg a little help here
Lemona
We have found the culprit, he has been dealt with. Please ignore the fact our leader changed
Pinevilla
guess what
Uh
Did a mutiny just happen
You forget:
Ally
You still get rights
You never have to deal with me again
We share tech
We work together to become bigger
oil tho
Chicken butt ah ah ah ah
Lemona
Oil rights and you still have other colonies that have more oil
The letter is read by Parliament, It is decided the British will follow what Kaltburg has done, Stopping all troops movements, And sending generals to Angola to attempt to keep British soldiers in check.
Lemona
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I didnÂ’t know other places have that HHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA
a video recording of the Reichstag chamber in chaos is leaked
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
Well this is interesting
I am mad I have to leave in like 6 minutes
Lemona
Lemonan troops ask for permission from the British to make tree houses, as they love the trees.
Socialistic Britain
The British at first are puzzled by the request, but seeing no harm in it, allow Lemonan troops to make tree houses.
Lemona
Lemonan officials are in shock. The predict a civil war will begin soon, if not a massive war.
:(
Socialistic Britain
yeah the chancellor is dead
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
did you sniff through my classified documents? I was making nuke shields, i don't know why lemona has them
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
TREE HOUSESSSSSSSSSS
Socialistic Britain
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