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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
impossible because empires commit war- I mean commit get rid of Rebel
Event 20 (Marathon) Results
1st: Socialistic Britain - 3:32.97
2nd: The Washington Federation - 3:42.29
3rd: Vlaskal - 3:48.08
4th: New United Common-lands - 3:58.43
5th: Ardeyn - 4:03.90
6th: Aya Democratic Republic - 4:04.01
7th: Mr Government - 4:04.10
8th: Mars Hotel - 4:04.18
9th: Kaltburg - 4:09.49
10th: TeamPizza - 4:09.52
11th: Lemona - 4:14.92
12th: Former Argentina - 4:14.96
13th: Lkandria - 4:20.54
14th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 4:20.67
15th: Yodle - 4:20.74
16th: BrendenE - 4:37.47
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The Top 3:
1st: Socialistic Britain - 205 points
2nd: The Washington Federation - 202 points
3rd: Vlaskal - 201 points
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Congratulations to the Olympic team of Socialistic Britain, and we thank Ascension Stadium, the largest sports venue in New United Common-Lands, for allowing these Olympic Games to take place.
If you want to see more sports like these, sign up for the Bankless Sports Association's individual sports leagues, we will be looking forward to seeing your teams compete.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
all my runners are throwing up and having a spasm
Socialistic Britain
It seems that next time I merely have to genetically modify all my athletes for their specific event. ShouldnÂ’t be hard considering I have the most SA in the region
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
more horsies for me
Socialistic Britain
TRTHNBB Summer Elections
Dear Citizens,
The Summer Elections have begun, check out this dispatch explaining the details
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1724891
Socialistic Britain
Is there anyway I can make this the worst election in TRTHNBB history?
Socialistic Britain
Not sure, how would a good or bad election be determined?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
bad election equals election goes wrong for all sides and a corrupt official goes into power and Yodle goes offline or something like that and the region falls to chaos and possibly raiders invade
Good election
Election ends well for all sides and the region stays in harmony with ever lasting peace
Until the next election
Socialistic Britain
Corrupt officials in power you say :,,,)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
This is not a great pitch should you want to run for office Lol.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
in lemona the only thing stopping us from being super corrupt is the constitution of lemona which made by the founders is Supa secure
First if the emperor wants to remove something it must be approved by the Overlord Court, the representatives, the senate, the emperor, and also a national vote would happen and all citizens must vote if over 18 unless they live in territory or colony that has its own constitution going against the main one. Then if the majority vote yes delete it then it gets delete
Same thing for adding things to constitution
itÂ’s a great pitch
Socialistic Britain
Sounds idealistic, I hope there are no big banks though
Lemona, Astravica
WOOOO
Welp, my citizens will be partying for the next 24 hours, if anybody wishes to join you are welcome
Lemona
Hey, I'm not the only one doing it, look at NUCL
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I would also like to announce I now have a space program
I might rp launching some rockets into space
Lemona
What happened to the whole space colony thing
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Uh
I do not know
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I havenÂ’t expanded much on the moon. IÂ’m mostly using my bases on the moon as quick stops before Mars. IÂ’ve expanded on Mars quite a bit tho
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
On a sidenote, we seriously need somebody to manage maps for the moon and mars
Start the rp between me, you and Lemona. Then we can respond whenever we can. Kinda like what Aya and Ardeyn did where they would look at each other in rp and that was their way of saying “Your turn to talk”
Lemona
Alright will do
I've just realized though, where in the Washington federation are our leaders or representatives going to meet?
Because I don't actually remember any of us saying where or what city or what town,
Lemona
Destin florida
My whole population is depressed rn
Seems like a cool place. Just googled it
Lemona
IÂ’ve been there a lot.
A lot of people in my town go there.
itÂ’s super nice
But there is a military base nearby so you hear planes sometimes
Epic
Lemona
Socialistic Britain what do you think of Lemonas town proposal?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
thsi is totally socialistic britain
SB: lemona is epic place and also we go to destin yez
New United Common-Lands
Can't think of anywhere else so yeah
correction, Lemona is bad place and also yes we go to Destin
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
at least lemona has decent civil rights compared to you
New United Common-Lands
So, are you gonna make the rp post to start it off then?
Lemona
Not right now because it's 2am for me and I need sleep
Lemona
Well if they have civil rights then they will start getting nationalist thoughts and bring apart your empire
Lemona
my nation is already nationalist
Imma rp my emperor beginning his trip there
Peaceful song rated E:
https://youtu.be/B7mhQipwdb0
Well, IÂ’m a full fledged theocracy now
New United Common-Lands
never seen that before
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
"Following new legislation in Kaltburg, Chancellor Spencer Schulz has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances."
you say that like it's a bad thing
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
ItÂ’s a great thing
New United Common-Lands, Kaltburg
ugh want to do something NS related but no idea what lol...
Lemona
start a war- i mean.. have something to rp about! yeah... that..
New United Common-Lands
So for the elections, do candidates want to have a debate, or shall we do an 'interview' in the paper?
Lemona, Pinevilla
We could do both, it would be pretty interesting.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yeah we would just need to arrange a date and time for a debate
Lemona, Pinevilla
[sub]I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say[/sub]
Lemona
BOTH!
I wanna run for cabinet in either minister of culture or whatever Vlaskal currently is
I donÂ’t wanna be minister of defense because I think there is a curse on it
IÂ’m not that superstitious but is kinda sus how whenever someone ends up being minister of defense they disappear for a while
oh nationalists of other culturesÂ
well everybody hates the Corsicans even the Corsicans not in the group hate them
The latins have a large amount of autonomy being states and we are also built around Latin, Celtic, and Germanic stuff so none of those breakaway
We have a large Arabic population and they have autonomy especially since they are both a state and technically a colony but colonies are allowed their own constitution unless they get too rebel then their constitution is taken away and the federal one comes into play.
The Indians donÂ’t give two sh!ts and the Antilles nationalists donÂ’t care because autonomy and constitution.
also almost everyone likes the emperor except the Corsicans
Oh yeah Latvians like the government except some which are pro BrendenE are working with the Corsicans which is one reason Latvia isnÂ’t a territory or state yet.
And Flanders. the Dutch are Germanic so have a ton of autonomy and say in lemonan politics.
The whole day in lemonan politics is what keeps most cultures fine with staying. They also know that if they are captured from rebellion that is not peaceful they will fight in the colosseum and there is no reason I just wanted to go there because you can sign up to do the colosseum if you want too.
and the Irish love us because our emperor is from Ireland so and we are mainly Celtic
IÂ’m debating when flanders will become a state, I think it might happen when the peace feast happens which will be after the conference between britain Lkandria and I
So with what's been going on in the UK and especially with the conservatives
I have found an anthem for the conservatives especially
I hope you all like it, because I love it
https://youtu.be/NNv2RHR62Rs
So ah, are you gonna start the rp post?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yeah yeah
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Minister of Culture and Minister of Defense are going to be appointed,
Since MoC was only appointed 100days ago anyway it's probably not going to change from TWF... unless TWF runs for another role.
Lemona
XD
I'm trying to think of a way to start this rp but instead my brain is deciding to just have a sort of writers block and play circus music on loop
damnit
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Different idea
Because my brain is being..
To put it lightly "annoying"
Do you wish to try start the rp?
Lemona
IÂ’ll start it by my emperor taking a trip to Destin
Socialistic Britain
Alright, I suppose we could start it off with each of our leaders making a trip to Destin
Then we have the meeting..
I've just realized, could the problem be "improving relations" is a bit too vague?
Lemona
[pre] June 26th, 5:48 CET, Cork.
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The Emperor boards a cruise ships on its way to Destin, Washington Federation. It will head there fast, only taking until around 3 hours after noon. He puts his ticket and is given a welcome as he tips his bowler. He finds his cabin and unpacks, preparing for the fast trip. While the cruise goes all around the Atlantic and seas, it stops at multiple places. ItÂ’s first stop being islands owned by Lemona, until itÂ’s next stop all the way in the lesser Antilles, until Destin. It goes at a fast speed, but is safe enough for people to walk across. On the stops people can get out and swim until it goes again where they can swim in the pool.
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3:46, Eastern Time, Destin.
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The Emperor grabs his luggage and exits the cruise boat, tipping his hat once again. As he steps out and admires the town heÂ’s been too many times, he jumps in a cab and begins his way to his house in Destin, unpacks and lays down. [/pre]
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Nein. Ist fits well in mein opinion. It could also do with trade and military too.
Because if I'm correct, Lkandria has a policy of neutrality or something like that, can't remember.
Actually, I wanna suggest an idea
What if we made an alliance of sorts?
[sub]also I am going to leave now because I can, might make a few posts later[/sub]
Lemona
I signed up for Minister of Foreign Affairs cause I want to mess up other regions instead of ours.
New United Common-Lands
I donÂ’t trust you with any job.
I also donÂ’t trust myself, so
The North Sea Alliance
And also Lkandria just doesnÂ’t need alliances like military because well
His military is huge. But he isnÂ’t neutral cuz heÂ’s taken sides. For example the War of Bohemia/The Deadly Years/The Czechia Incident
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
How would people feel about having a weekly debate? We could pick the topic in advance but arrange a good time which works well for the majority?
like our own debating society
Yodle, Lemona
sounds like fun
I would like to do it.
MWAHAHAHA
New United Common-Lands
If other are interested i might do a poll then see what times work best.
Lemona
You never trust me
Also, I still stake a claim to your lands in the Middle East
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
then you will suffer the consequences
We are about to drop down below 300 members soon
New United Common-Lands
Order 66 has been initiated in Lemona.
Our enemies shall say no more.
Nukes drop on Corsica, and troops leave the warships to invade devastating the rebels. As Pinevilla also has claims on Lemonan territory, troops prepare along their border and nuclear silos prepare to launch along with the defenses.
Small energy shields protect military bases and the defense systems are prepared to protect the mainland and over sea possessions at once. Tanks stay on the border of Pinevilla as Planes begin to patrol the area.
Potentially yes :(!
Lemona
I love how you respond right after order 66 was put into place
New United Common-Lands
Down with the threat and up with the flag!
Tho we are at 69th placeÂ
Yes I mean it's our rightful place
Lemona
As the Emperor examines the situation in Destin after ordering the command. He commands the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Offense to attack Pinevilla, immediately, declaring war. Troops will slowing enter the nation and so will tanks and planes, bombing it.
The Nation is open to a peace treaty though, and that would to remove all claims of Lemonan territory immediately and a payment of 4 trillion dogecoins for the disturbance.
sus
New United Common-Lands
How's that sus :)
Lemona
anyways I gonna get dinner n-
bye bye uwu
69ers
Hmm
Lemona
Sus
Lemona
I will probably have to make the rp post about my leader arriving in Destin in the morning, I don't want to end up spending 20 minutes at like 12pm writing it
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I might make a little rp post responding to this
Either diplomatically or in other ways.
Also
"The Nation is open to a peace treaty though, and that would to remove all claims of Lemonan territory immediately and a payment of 4 trillion dogecoins for the disturbance."
Are you making them pay you for having claims on your land?
And also invading them?
Ngl I might make my leader condemn you for this
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yes midnight on a Sunday, so probs best to sleep haha
Lemona
pinevillian death
I just realized
[sub]is Pinevilla on the map, if so I forgot where they are[/sub]
Yes that should be condemned
Both Lemona and Pinevilla claim some of the Middle East I think
Socialistic Britain
no
IÂ’m offering peace treaty in which they renounce the claims and pay us for disturbances and repartitions. We invaded them as they put claims into land we have owned for a long time at this point and a firm colony of the Empire.
How would you feel it someone claimed your land and would not listen when you say it comes with consequences?
I donÂ’t claim, I own part of the Middle East and pinevilla claimed my land.
They said they claimed south Pakistan but then went back to their old lands in Kuwait which was a bot nation. They never told anyone about this and asked me to give them land that we had conquered, I said no multiple times and then they claimed it.
Socialistic Britain
An unaffordable deal though,
I was gonna offer Pinevilla aid but then I looked at their nations policies, so IÂ’m gonna stay out of this lol
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
also pinevilla is kinda like the froggies
Socialistic Britain
The froggies?
Lemona
nucl you british
Pinevilla is American but he is like a froggy
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
fr*nch people
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Ah, alright
New United Common-Lands
Lemona does your military need access through my lands?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
no
My forces in arabia are attack
I might need to send in more but for now itÂ’s fine
Ikr he banned both smoking and alcohol like how am I supposed to have fun?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
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