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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
itÂ’s not even pinevilla but yeah
and for him the get into pinevilla he would have to cross my land, go through my airspace, or sail through my sea
everything
Do not sell my weapons to Lemona
Vlaskal
I'll think about it
Once I've complete flags for my army, navy, airforce and warflag
I'll decide
Lemona
Ya know, in a few days IÂ’m going to outmatch BrendenÂ’s military in number.
It was already outmatched in well mine being more advanced but itÂ’s going up higher
okay
Did I hear something about buying?
Can I buy all of these?
ok buying weapons from me has a 30 Billion vinerisk to prevent nations from sucking my weapons supply dry...
ok your transaction costs: 9 Billion Vinerisks or $13 590 000 000
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
yes I buy
in this case, my planes will fly over Afghanistan and the unoccupied parts of iraq and iran to reach the goal we will pay 20 billion elkoni prepare and attack
don't worry, im selling my domestic made products
although not my advanced stuff and bought weapons... those are mine
Lemona
11551500 dogecoins
that still wonÂ’t work because
there is no way to get to Kuwait without crossing me
why
Gib
Me want weapon
Lemona
you do not have territories that would surround Kuwait
because aya hasnÂ’t updated the map in 6 days
I have claimed them, and my troops are all over there
ok, shipment of these will be comin' to ya
....Soooooo, i need payment *giggle*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
How much
Me just want weapon
Lemona
IÂ’m paying
11415600 dogecoins
you just want to occupy Kuwait
no?
Kuwait means nothing to me
the land around it does
I donÂ’t want you to have my weapons
okay fair
dino island
Lemona, I wanted to ask
What land are you claiming right now and arguing about with Elkonie?
4 Billion for you
you already bought the weapons, your shipment will be arriving soon
Lemona
I claiming southern Iraq
and the part of Saudi Arabia that connects Qatar to southern Iraq
Socialistic Britain
okay
IÂ’m pretty sure he claimed those lands before you. Like, way before. He made a rp post of him invading Iraq
Alright take my money
Just give me everything on the list
Me want weapons ooga booga
Lemona
pinevilla left the region
Ah I see
Aya said he just would make a fake nation to go there
when there was a pinevilla here, they fought with Iraq, now it is gone, and the Khalifar Republic wanted to capture Kuwait, but it cannot do this due to the fact that it was surrounded by a lemona
and technically he never gained Iraq cuz the whole thing was faulty and he erupted into civil war
Elkonie
it was so, but you do not allow the republic to capture Kuwait
...i'm seeing an awful large armada sailing through the red sea, lemona are these yours?
I claimed the area around it and then rp it
I have no real means to protect Kuwait tho besides oil
and also I gtg IÂ’ll be back soon
no
my troops are already there
I am now going to make an rp post since I have nothing else to do
Not before playing TF2 though
Anyway..
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Lemona
should i sink them? they're glowing in the dark
Lemona
I'll probably sponsor the pirates in the Persian Gulf
You mean my privateers?
sink
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[pre]7AM, 30th of May, City of Luanda, Cape Colony[/pre]________________________________
[pre]8 Ships within the port city of Luanda are preparing to set off and expand British land into South America
These ships are both full of food and necessary resources while accompanying multiple Soldiers
The only thing left to do for the ships is final checks to make sure nothing will go wrong
It's expected the voyage may potentially take around 4 days or longer[/pre]________________________
[pre]An hour has now passed and after final checks, The ships are ready to set off
The People of Luanda cheer as the ships head west towards South America[/pre]________________________
[sub]I was lazy with this, I'll probably do the follow up post of land getting colonized in well, 4 days[/sub]
Lemona
At 20:00, the Elkoni Armed Forces landed and took control of the Kanin Peninsula.
Later, supplies were established and planning began for the capture of the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
[spoiler=Operation: Rainfall]
[pre]30th Of May, 10am.[/pre][/I]
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[pre]Quite quickly, The Monarchist rebellion in India has turned into a trench war
It was expected British forces would end this rebellion within a week, but due to either outside help or the general unpreparedness of the army
This has not been the case, but today a plan has been drawn up to end this war, And on the 24th of may, The plan has begun to unfold.[/pre]
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[I][pre]Southern Frontlines, Province of Rajasthan, British India.[/pre][/I]
[pre]It's a quiet day, And in the Frontlines of the British army, mass numbers of tanks and reinforcements have begun to arrive in the south, The same is also happening in the north
No soldier within the army is being told what the government is planning but some are suspecting a mass charge is being planned
But for now, nobody but the government knows.[/pre]
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Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance
Hello everyone!
Lemona
tumor
ya know
When we finished with the rebels in Persia which were backed by the Corsicans, we found some files about traded deals with your rebelsÂ
oh yeah also I need to discuss something with you
I send telegram
Socialistic Britain, The Imperial Coalition, The New Corsican Resistance
That's.. worrying
Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance
why do I hear another monarchist?
The Imperial Coalition, The New Corsican Resistance
Ah, Monarchist brother!
Lemona
so we are gonna do an interview on the EDL.
I mean IC
uh
robux?
The Imperial Coalition
We don't talk about the EDL
They are frauds >:(
Lemona
agree
The Imperial Coalition
So basicallyÂ
what do you believe in
Quite simple, a return of the British monarchy
And back to what the UK used to be
Lemona
can you speak old English?
The Imperial Coalition
Gyse
okay
who do you like more, Queen Elizabeth II, William the Conqueror, Donald Duck, or Charlemagne/Charles the Great?
That's a hard one..
Either William the Conqueror or Queen Elizabeth II
Also hold on, Donald duck? Charlemagne?
Lemona
I may or may not descend from Charlemagne but unimportant
uh Donald Duck was the great leader of Macedonia before Rome
How is everyone today?
mosquito
excuse me
wot
yes
I take that as good haha
Lemona
itchy
everywhere
good
New United Common-Lands
I'm gonna be honest with ya wee lad
That sounds like a lie
EW :(, that's not good tho
Lemona
no
according to scientists people from areas under the Frankish empire and in
are descendants of Charlemagne
No I'm talking about Donald duck wee lad
But that also sounds like a lie
Lemona
Same
But also not good
Lemona
is true
but Donald suck duck as his full name ruled the Macedonian space empire before Rome
his place sink under the ocean after the gods punish him
h m m
Lemona
his nickname was shawty
The Imperial Coalition
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.
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[sub]like a melody?-[/sub]
Lemona
his other nickname was double fisting
wha
haha british
in America double fisting means holding two drinks in
That gives me more questions than answers
well in Britain in means
shoving something in something
but in America
if just means drink two beverages at once:
https://ibb.co/RvG0w9j
I have a feeling you're trying to trick me..
Anyway time to forget this ever happened
Lemona
no look it up
h**ny BritÂ’s
No I know, I feel like your tryna trick me about what it means in America
Lemona
n o
The Imperial Coalition
y e s
Lemona
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/hilariously-awkward-langu_b_9438640/amp
Oh
Nevermind then
Lemona
you were supposed to destroy the yes! Not join them!
You underestimate my power
Lemona
oh yeah also in America shawty is a catcall.
at least in the 90Â’s for hot women
Oh
Well that's disappointing
Lemona
Miners start being sent to Mars to mine itÂ’s resources. New bases are also built around Mars on mineral deposits. Some farmers are also sent to see if they can farm on Mars
slowly looks up
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
jumps into the lava
I guess Donald duck was so hot he looked like a girl in the 90s
This is the weirdest conversation I have ever seen or had so I'm just gonna leave
Lemona, Astravica
New United Common-Lands Prime Ministerial campaign is set officially open within a few days.
In addition, applications for a running partner have officially closed, and the running partner is agreed upon, also to be announced shortly.
Lemona
whoÂ’s application was the stupidest?
haha lol
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