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[spoiler=civil war story]

Pinevilla wrote:I have decided to be peaceful with the terrorists if they continue then IÂ’ll start shooting them

Pinevilla wrote:May 23, 2022

A bomb goes off in a car in the capital of Pinevilla. No one knows wher eit came from.

in the distance, laughing can be heard, and the anthem of the Free State of Pinevillian Workers can be heard in the distance.

A red light flashes, and disappears.

Pinevillian Workers Union wrote:Hello boys... hehehe

Union Pinevillienne wrote:Welcome to change...

Pinevilla wrote:Nah bruh this ain't good

Pinevilla wrote:Someone please help

Pinevilla wrote:With the rise of the Socialist and fascist parties, Pinevilla quickly signs a peace deal with Iraq, taking the land currently under their occupation.

Elkonie wrote:Elkoni officially supports the current government of pinevilla and therefore sends 5 additional divisions to resolve the situation

Lemona wrote:What if I likeÂ

Support a monarchist party in your nation?

Seems fun enough

Pinevilla wrote:Bruh I basically am the monarchist party, well, an elective monarchy.

Pinevilla wrote:Those two want to take over my nation

Lemona wrote:No

and also

you have prohibition

bad bad

Pinevilla wrote:Prohibition is making my people healthier

Lemona wrote:I have a large German influence in my country and we drink tons of beer

bad

Pinevilla wrote:We are a constitutional theocracy. There.

Teampizza wrote:Dude, you banned beer. I am ashamed of you, how dare you have prohibition

New United Common-Lands wrote:I'll help the socialists sure.

Pinevilla wrote:The Catholics?

They are satisfied with the government rn, as long as we let them survive

Lemona wrote:As long as you let them survive is the key word.

[pre]A Lemonan funded anti baptist political party begins its reck on Kuwait[/pre]

New United Common-Lands wrote:Common-lands foreign minstry opens talks with Pinevillian_Workers_Union and the future of the Socialist future for Pinevilla

Pinevilla wrote:Yeah, and Catholics in the United States like the pope, but theyÂ’re not rebelling

Lemona wrote:Your a Baptist based government

you guys donÂ’t like da pope

we love da pope

da pope is epics

so stop trying already saying that they support you they donÂ’t

Lemona wrote:The ones IÂ’m funding donÂ’t

Pinevillian Anarcho-Catholic Society wrote:Because it isnÂ’t

Because he didnÂ’t say funding

We believe in freedom!

and perish you might

we Lemonan backed

[/spoiler]

hehe

funi

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Uh huh

Once

You are technically dating a furry too which makes u plus 1 fur

SCREW YOU

*becomes full furry*

UWU

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:SCREW YOU

*becomes full furry*

UWU

Hmmm

I totally have to go byeeee

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Hmmm

I totally have to go byeeee

bye :3

Lemona, Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:Hmmm

I totally have to go byeeee

Byeeee

Lemona, Xerimerc

mm i shouldnt have read the first homosexuality debate it hurts me brain

Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis

Pinevilla I am sending 1000 sheets of paper to you

Lemona, Xerimerc

Rica Nardis wrote:Pinevilla I am sending 1000 sheets of paper to you

nom nom

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:nom nom

Wha-

Lemona, Xerimerc

it feels weird looking back and seeing how stupido i was back when i was new and looking at me now

Ive barely changed a bit!

Lemona, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis

Rica Nardis wrote:Wha-

The Kaiser receives the paper and invites King Simeon to eat a few pieces with him. An attendant walks in on the two men eating the paper, in t shirts and underwear, slopped on the floor, and watching breaking bad

Lemona, Xerimerc

i gtg gn guys

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:The Kaiser receives the paper and invites King Simeon to eat a few pieces with him. An attendant walks in on the two men eating the paper, in t shirts and underwear, slopped on the floor, and watching breaking bad

Um

Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:The Kaiser receives the paper and invites King Simeon to eat a few pieces with him. An attendant walks in on the two men eating the paper, in t shirts and underwear, slopped on the floor, and watching breaking bad

Wtf

Xerimerc, Rica Nardis

Pinevilla wrote:i gtg gn guys

Night

Xerimerc

I am testing new flags

Lemona, Xerimerc

I made it

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I made it

MY FIRST SATELLITE!

Lemona, can borrow a rocket?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:MY FIRST SATELLITE!

Lemona, can borrow a rocket?

I have no rockets on my colony there besides ones meant for exploration and need to be kept so sorry no

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I have no rockets on my colony there besides ones meant for exploration and need to be kept so sorry no

You think you can send one to us?

One you don't need?

I'll give it back

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:You think you can send one to us?

One you don't need?

I'll give it back

I need all the ones on planet

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:I need all the ones on planet

You think you can take the time to send one to Gaia?

If you can't, I'll just get it from anyone else

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:You think you can take the time to send one to Gaia?

If you can't, I'll just get it from anyone else

How much money u offering

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:How much money u offering

A cool 596,000,000 Reics (Reics are $0.12) for a standard rocket like in modern days.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:A cool 596,000,000 Reics (Reics are $0.12) for a standard rocket like in modern days.

I can go with 1,460,000,000 if you want.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:A cool 596,000,000 Reics (Reics are $0.12) for a standard rocket like in modern days.

you donÂ’t have that much money

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:you donÂ’t have that much money

We do.

Check my nation in Nseconomy it something.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:We do.

Check my nation in Nseconomy it something.

The Kaidian EconomyGDP: 381 billion Kaidian Reics

42,417 Kaidian Reics per person

Poorest 10%: 19,860 Kaidian Reics per person

Richest 10%: 81,465 Kaidian Reics per person

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:The Kaidian EconomyGDP: 381 billion Kaidian Reics

42,417 Kaidian Reics per person

Poorest 10%: 19,860 Kaidian Reics per person

Richest 10%: 81,465 Kaidian Reics per person

See?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:See?

That 381 billion

Wait

Oh

You put the number in million

I somehow messed that up lol

You do but Is not enough

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:That 381 billion

Wait

Oh

You put the number in million

I somehow messed that up lol

You do but Is not enough

I just want a rocket that can get a satellite to space.

No fancy self-landing* rocket.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I just want a rocket that can get a satellite to space.

No fancy self-landing* rocket.

yeah no that would be wasted monies

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:yeah no that would be wasted monies

For me or you?

I might just get the rocket somewhere else.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:For me or you?

I might just get the rocket somewhere else.

me

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:me

I mean, your the closest neighbor to me and I don't want to get it from somewhere else.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I mean, your the closest neighbor to me and I don't want to get it from somewhere else.

the amount of money u offer doesnÂ’t cover making it and shipping it across solar systems

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:the amount of money u offer doesnÂ’t cover making it and shipping it across solar systems

I'll look somewhere else.

Cause I can't make a rocket right?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I'll look somewhere else.

Cause I can't make a rocket right?

no

i mean maybe like add a blaster to the satellite maybe but idk

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:no

i mean maybe like add a blaster to the satellite maybe but idk

*Tries to picture it in head*

I mean... Sure?

It doesn't look like it could work but if no one will help,

This is the only chance I got. But I need to make a second for weather as well.

NEW PLAN: MAKE A THRUSTER POWERFUL ENOUGH TO LAUNCH IT TO THE ATMOSPHERE! AND MAKE A WEATHER SATELLITE!

Lemona, Xerimerc

I love how I'm the only "different" Gaia nation of all the others. You had to have fought for the land, right?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I love how I'm the only "different" Gaia nation of all the others. You had to have fought for the land, right?

Wdym

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Wdym

To have your colonies.

You had to fight the nations already settled there right?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:To have your colonies.

You had to fight the nations already settled there right?

no nations were there

It was deserted

I discovered nations way down south in South America but far away from Central Europe

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:no nations were there

It was deserted

I discovered nations way down south in South America but far away from Central Europe

I was the only one in Europe?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I was the only one in Europe?

You didnÂ’t even exist so kinda no kinda yes

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:You didnÂ’t even exist so kinda no kinda yes

I want to believe that there were people in Europe but the move to Asia or the America via boat. The Kaidian people were kinda scattered around until they formed to make the Republic of Kaidia.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:I want to believe that there were people in Europe but the move to Asia or the America via boat. The Kaidian people were kinda scattered around until they formed to make the Republic of Kaidia.

Makes sense

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:Makes sense

Going to go sleep cause school so cya tomorrow.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Going to go sleep cause school so cya tomorrow.

K goodnight

Have school too but eh late night homework

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Mm good night

Xerimerc

good night guys

New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:[spoiler=civil war story][/spoiler]

hehe

funi

Are the rebels completely gone now?

Lemona, Xerimerc

[pre]2022, September 7th, 8:00.[/pre]

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[pre]The Denarien Empire, Port City of Chudale.[/pre]

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[list][pre]Early in the morning, Creatures given a mission by their own government to head out east to explore for potentially other people are gathering a crew to assist them, Who ever helps is guaranteed compensation, Due to this many creatures offer to help but most are rejected. After an hour, The creatures gathered a decent crew, They were put onto the ship along with supplies for the journey, It's not exactly sure how long this journey will take but most are optimistic, But before the ship sets off, It does final preparations to make sure nothing should go wrong, after doing so the Ship Finally sets off eastward.

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Lemona, Xerimerc

The Denarien Empire wrote:[pre]2022, September 7th, 8:00.[/pre]

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[pre]The Denarien Empire, Port City of Chudale.[/pre]

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[list][pre]Early in the morning, Creatures given a mission by their own government to head out east to explore for potentially other people are gathering a crew to assist them, Who ever helps is guaranteed compensation, Due to this many creatures offer to help but most are rejected. After an hour, The creatures gathered a decent crew, They were put onto the ship along with supplies for the journey, It's not exactly sure how long this journey will take but most are optimistic, But before the ship sets off, It does final preparations to make sure nothing should go wrong, after doing so the Ship Finally sets off eastward.

[/pre][/list]

I got bored

Lemona, Xerimerc

Morningggg

Lemona, Xerimerc

The Denarien Empire wrote:[pre]2022, September 7th, 8:00.[/pre]

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[pre]The Denarien Empire, Port City of Chudale.[/pre]

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[list][pre]Early in the morning, Creatures given a mission by their own government to head out east to explore for potentially other people are gathering a crew to assist them, Who ever helps is guaranteed compensation, Due to this many creatures offer to help but most are rejected. After an hour, The creatures gathered a decent crew, They were put onto the ship along with supplies for the journey, It's not exactly sure how long this journey will take but most are optimistic, But before the ship sets off, It does final preparations to make sure nothing should go wrong, after doing so the Ship Finally sets off eastward.

[/pre][/list]

Hmmm east IÂ’m east but no

Xerimerc

I accidentally made a men dominated industry of women sports!

Lemona, Xerimerc

Hi!

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Boskin wrote:Hi!

hi

Xerimerc

the toe I stubbed a few months ago and bled still has a mark

Right foot pointer toe

Or otherwise known as Index toe

Xerimerc

I got an issue where two of my gay citizens were arrested in a different country so I sent in the army

Xerimerc

Lemona wrote:the toe I stubbed a few months ago and bled still has a mark

Right foot pointer toe

Or otherwise known as Index toe

Amputate

Xerimerc

Boskin wrote:Hi!

Hello! New nation?

Xerimerc

The Denarien Empire wrote:[pre]2022, September 7th, 8:00.[/pre]

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[pre]The Denarien Empire, Port City of Chudale.[/pre]

[pre]————————————[/pre]

[list][pre]Early in the morning, Creatures given a mission by their own government to head out east to explore for potentially other people are gathering a crew to assist them, Who ever helps is guaranteed compensation, Due to this many creatures offer to help but most are rejected. After an hour, The creatures gathered a decent crew, They were put onto the ship along with supplies for the journey, It's not exactly sure how long this journey will take but most are optimistic, But before the ship sets off, It does final preparations to make sure nothing should go wrong, after doing so the Ship Finally sets off eastward.

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Hmm

[pre]Wedensday, September 7, 2022[/pre]

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[pre]Evanoppidum, Colony of Novum Aurelianensis[/pre]

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[list][pre]The Kaiser has decided to personally visit the new colony in order to oversee the construction of the giant paper airplane and to tour the area. He has now landed in Evanoppidum, the city that was named after himself. He comes with the traditional Evanian dagger and a PV-30 to protect himself. Additionally, he plans to visit the Denarian Empire, a nation he had heard of from the Lkandrians. He comes with a note of peace from the King and himself, as well as an extra PV-30 and a piece of the Evanian lamb. He also plans to visit XeriMerc.[/pre][/list]

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I got an issue where two of my gay citizens were arrested in a different country so I sent in the army

That might have been me you want them back?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:That might have been me you want them back?

WeÂ’ve secured them

We deployed several battalions of M.I. With armored support and Raven-class orbital frigates in low atmosphere to provide air dominance and artillery fire. DonÂ’t forget the 18 flights of fighters as well

Xerimerc

We donÂ’t take these things lightly you know

Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:WeÂ’ve secured them

We deployed several battalions of M.I. With armored support and Raven-class orbital frigates in low atmosphere to provide air dominance and artillery fire. DonÂ’t forget the 18 flights of fighters as well

No it wasnÂ’t me it was probably the ghost of FaveNova

I would NEVER do such a thing

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Anyways I gtg byeeee

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:No it wasnÂ’t me it was probably the ghost of FaveNova

I would NEVER do such a thing

This is assuming that faves wouldnÂ’t be turned to glass via thermonuclear bombardment the instant he set foot here

Xerimerc

Pinevilla wrote:Hmm

[pre]Wedensday, September 7, 2022[/pre]

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[pre]Evanoppidum, Colony of Novum Aurelianensis[/pre]

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[list][pre]The Kaiser has decided to personally visit the new colony in order to oversee the construction of the giant paper airplane and to tour the area. He has now landed in Evanoppidum, the city that was named after himself. He comes with the traditional Evanian dagger and a PV-30 to protect himself. Additionally, he plans to visit the Denarian Empire, a nation he had heard of from the Lkandrians. He comes with a note of peace from the King and himself, as well as an extra PV-30 and a piece of the Evanian lamb. He also plans to visit XeriMerc.[/pre][/list]

When did Lkandria tell you about the denarian‘s?

Xerimerc

Can I go to Germany now?

Xerimerc

School

Xerimerc, Kaidia

Lemona wrote:School

Me too, almost there.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Me too, almost there.

Plus my ankle hurts like crap.

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kirtaly

Kaidia wrote:Plus my ankle hurts like crap.

Going now, cya all soon ;)

Lemona, Xerimerc, Kirtaly

I HAVE AWAKENED

Lemona, Xerimerc

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Hello! New nation?
I am not a new nation. My nation ceased to exist a while back so I restored it.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc, Rica Nardis

Mmhai

[sub]Myhairiswet;w;[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Hmm

[pre]Wedensday, September 7, 2022[/pre]

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[pre]Evanoppidum, Colony of Novum Aurelianensis[/pre]

[pre]—————————[/pre]

[list][pre]The Kaiser has decided to personally visit the new colony in order to oversee the construction of the giant paper airplane and to tour the area. He has now landed in Evanoppidum, the city that was named after himself. He comes with the traditional Evanian dagger and a PV-30 to protect himself. Additionally, he plans to visit the Denarian Empire, a nation he had heard of from the Lkandrians. He comes with a note of peace from the King and himself, as well as an extra PV-30 and a piece of the Evanian lamb. He also plans to visit XeriMerc.[/pre][/list]

Woah woah wait wait..

I would like to point out a small part of that

When did Lkandria tell you about the denariens, out of every nation Lemona is more likely to tell you then the Lkandrians

Actually, why would Lkandria or Lemona give something like that away?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Woah woah wait wait..

I would like to point out a small part of that

When did Lkandria tell you about the denariens, out of every nation Lemona is more likely to tell you then the Lkandrians

Actually, why would Lkandria or Lemona give something like that away?

Oh also, how would you know about the existence of xeri?

Wouldn't you also know about Rica Nardis or something since they are relatively close

Lemona, Xerimerc

Some protest time :)

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

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Forests of South Kadvia

The South Kadvian Wood Company has been asked by the Government to chop down wood and send it to the South Kadvian Paper Company for Reics. The Location of the Project was deep in a forest near a mountain where no one could venture to. At least that's what the Company thought. Some explorers looking for adventure had stumbled upon the location where they were chopping down wood. The Explorer, whose name is Alex _____, was shocked and immediately went to call for help.

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The Environment-Protection Confederation of Kaidia stormed to the worksite pleading to the workers to stop and that they were destroying the Environment. The Workers, knowing that the paper airplane has to be finished, continued. Four hours of protesting in the forest was a tire for the Workers and Protesters. Eventually, the protesters sent the protest to Duke Kovanisk of South Kadvia's Castle and to South Kadvia's Government House. The Protest went on for Three Days until they were finally threatened to leave.

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Production of Woodchopping in South Kadvia went down by 23% due to tiredness of protests.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Xerimerc

gotta love my weird as hell world assembly endorsements chart or is this normal idk

Xerimerc

Today's matches are done, the current standings as of the first round will be posted on the RMB soon

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Xerimerc, Kaidia

Also, in order to get to Gaia's version of Germany, do I need population or military?

I mean its just moving down where no one really settles.

Lemona, Xerimerc

Mmm I'm bored

[sub]Nomnomnomsoftmintsaretasty[/sub]

Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:Mmm I'm bored

[sub]Nomnomnomsoftmintsaretasty[/sub]

soft mints?

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:soft mints?

Ye

They're mints

That are soft/chewable

[sub]Nomnomnom[/sub]

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Ye

They're mints

That are soft/chewable

[sub]Nomnomnom[/sub]

[sub]canihavesom[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:[sub]canihavesom[/sub]

[sub]surebutgimmepats *givssoftmints*[/sub]

Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:[sub]surebutgimmepats *givssoftmints*[/sub]

[sub]ooo heresomepats *patpatpatpatpatpatpatpat*[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:[sub]ooo heresomepats *patpatpatpatpatpatpatpat*[/sub]

Yaey *xerihapi*

[sub]Mymouthiscoldnow

Iveeatenwaaaaytomanymints[/sub]

Lemona, Kaidia

Xerimerc wrote:Yaey *xerihapi*

[sub]Mymouthiscoldnow

Iveeatenwaaaaytomanymints[/sub]

[sub]inoweatmymints

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom[/sub]

Lemona, Xerimerc

Kaidia wrote:Also, in order to get to Gaia's version of Germany, do I need population or military?

I mean its just moving down where no one really settles.

Don't tell me we are calling the planet Gaia

Lemona, Xerimerc

Socialistic Britain wrote:Don't tell me we are calling the planet Gaia

That's what a lot of people seem to be calling it

also haiiii

Lemona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCOcPtb-AM

Lemona

i think waking up at 2 am to review is a bit too much... for now

Lemona, Xerimerc

Vlaskal wrote:i think waking up at 2 am to review is a bit too much... for now

poor sleepy vlaskal

*patspatspatspats*

Vlaskal, Lemona

Xerimerc wrote:poor sleepy vlaskal

*patspatspatspats*

mmmm pats thank :>

Lemona, Xerimerc

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