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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
backstabbing
like why do you need an evil imperialist colonial empire drawing random lines that will ruin a future nation when you dont care about it anymore for a lifetime.
Lemona
because you get to watch the world fall apart.
Also I was going to try to claim a bit of Brazil, but now IÂ’m thinking about it.
being democratic socialist and having colonies really shows your true colors
Lemona
Haha good thing IÂ’m not democratic socialist.
IÂ’m center right.
then youÂ’re just a traitor
MWAHAHAHA
Haha idk, your colonies cultures seem quite different
Try investing in the non rebellion areas, then everyone will want to move their/ be part of your lands!
Like West Berlin east Berlin approach
Lemona
Ardeyn I want to ask what is the state of your people in your colonies? Be honest.
Lemona
ThatÂ’s actually a good idea, and imma try dat
New United Common-Lands
IÂ’m smart sometimes
Lemona
Sometimes.
New United Common-Lands
I'd imagine everyone is treated pretty equally
I'm still a democratic, socialistic, progressive nation
Granted perhaps a 'progressive nation' shouldn't have colonies but if NUCL is doing I do it too
Lemona
The most stable part of my empire is the mainland as that has more direct control.
All the Italian islands and malta are pretty stable.
Latvia is meh
Ireland is in between meh and pretty stable because of the IRA but tbh they hate the BritÂ’s more.
African territories are also meh except northern Morocco which is pretty good as weÂ’ve owned it for a while.
Our Portuguese and Spanish islands are good.
India is in a bit below meh, okay I guess.
Corsica is the worse because of the terrorist group the Corsican Resistance.
I suppose for now all I can do is send the military to defend what remains of the colony
I'm not going to attack anything
The whole reason I'm down here is to eventually share a border with you
Lemona
Technically NUCLÂ’s African lands are part of the non Balkan mainland.
Mine is not a colony its an expansion plan :D
Lemona
Of course
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I don’t think of my African territories as “colonies,” just because I’ve always had a part of Africa even when colonies were banned.
India and Latvia are more colonies to me.
How come I get hit with the first rebellion? I'm sure Lemona treats their people absolutely horrendously
Lemona
eww, filthy bri'ish imperialist, make sure to draw lines that correlate to the ethnicity and cultures of different people who want separate nations..
well uhh do you want the truth?
Lemona
this could escalate :o
Lemona
No, I have good civil rights and treat my people well.
Political freedom is crap, yes.
But thatÂ’s because we have an elective monarchy.
And also the worst thing we do is still use colosseumÂ’s, but it gets money.
And people manage to not die.
Did I anger you by requesting too much land?
Tell me mapman
Lemona
I asked NUCL for what nation to give first a rebellion, and he said you lol
Lemona
if you need some Foreign Aid from an ally I can help appease your rebellion
Haha
Lemona
lol
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I am shook!
Lemona
Do you need more weapons?
Lemona
Oh, the humanity!!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
whats the average wage of a person in Yemen?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
for the purpose's of the record I would like to say I said the nation with the biggest land, either Lkandria or Ardeyn
Lemona
ARDEYN DONT NUKE ME PLEASE AAAAAA
Lemona
No IÂ’m gonna sell weapons to Ardeyn
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I WAS TALKING TO ARDEYNNNNN
I think giving local autonomy to the protectorate governments and not clamping on the people too much and giving everyone equality seems nice.... although...
Lemona
Aya, just for your info, the most unstable part of my empire is Corsica.
ThatÂ’s because of the terrorist grouping there. The guy who shot my previous emperor was part of them, theyÂ’ve destroyed New-unionÂ’s embassy in Rome, and have done worse things.
The Corsican Resistance sucks.
Ardeyn opposes WMDÂ’s
Ardeyn, whats the average wage in Ardic squires in Yemeni colonies?
Lemona
Ardeyn answer the questionÂ….
Lemona
You know what, sure
Just in case
Aya, can I be 100% completely honest with you since we're buds?
I am incapable of doing any sort of math to give a definitively true answer
It's not even funny
Lemona
The only thing I can do is look at the NS richest and poorest 10% wages and maybe guess
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i am suspicious
Lemona
I dropped out of high school I'm sorry man
New United Common-Lands
I have found this newspaper by a Yemeni protester, seems to give a much worse story.
https://i.ibb.co/kDLL7dV/2-E31-A213-B679-4712-98-FF-DA137-EB2-C886.jpg
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Haha no
Vlaskal
NUCL would like for me to ask you why are you funding terrorists
what do you mean
there protesters
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
XD
Haha, that no votes wonÂ’t work on my nation, because if you canÂ’t vote we bring the box to you!
And also because colonies can vote
Socialistic Britain
Shouldn't you be asleep funny tea drinking top hat wearing man?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
COVID-19 has really distorted my sense of time.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
ItÂ’s improved mine lol
Socialistic Britain
Do that
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
2020 feels ancient, 2021 felt like 3 months, 2017 feels recent, 2022 feels longer than average, and the message I sent about colonies feels like it was 10 minutes ago when it was actually 1 hour ago
Socialistic Britain
2017 feels ancient, so does 2018 and 2019, 2020 feels recent, and so does 2021.
2022 feels faster then average,
And everything today feels like it was 10 minutes ago
Socialistic Britain
I forgot about the land inside South Africa I haven't claimed yet
Well time to do that
[sub]I'll just make up an excuse that the reason i didn't claim it earlier is because of some indigenous peoples there or something like that..[/sub]
[spoiler=claiming land or something]At around 11AM on the 7th of May, a Field Marshal in the British army realized they
for some reason didn't claim the lands of Lesotho and Swaziland, After learning it was because of Indigenous people's, He decided to forcefully claim the lands
And ended up sending some infantry along with a couple tanks into Lesotho and Swaziland to claim it for Britain.
The Indigenous people's ended up signing an agreement with the British, Letting them take the land but the People must not be harmed.[/spoiler]
Haha yes
ok so your time isnt as broken as mine
Lemona
Yes but no
Also I will in like 10 minutes
Lemona
IÂ’ll give you that, but I am suspicious that they actually signed having a empire overlord unless they were at gun point.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Remember the BritÂ’s in the age of colonization in africa?
Socialistic Britain
They totally weren't at gun point
Definitely not
[sub]trust me I definitely didn't hold them at gun point or harm any of them definitely [/sub]
Lemona
Mauritania looks tasty
MauritaniaÂ
MoreitaniaÂ
Moretoobtainia..
At whatever the hell oÂ’clock, PST, groups of people enter Mauritania. Hours later the leader of the defunct government of Mauritania announces that they shall be joining the Citrus Electives of Lemona. While many are suspicious, it is said they signed a treaty. Land for better life for citizens and money.
So yeah I claim Mauritania now.
Also the money part is why he signed it.
And we did give him money.
Socialistic Britain
Lkandria, I want to give you a deal
Now because I feel it's pretty obvious by now I want Scotland
And I don't really want to go to war with you so
I want to propose I buy Scotland.
Lemona
Now this is tempting me to claim land further north in Africa
Lemona
I was thinking about buying territory from some countries lol.
Socialistic Britain
I'm honestly thinking of attempting to buy some more land
Although it's a maybe
Lemona
I almost forgot about Sri Lanka
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Anyway, it's almost 1am for me so I shall leave
Farewell and good night all
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
Socialistic Britain
Lemona officially annexes Mauritania but there is a very strong resistance movement.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Makes since, IÂ’ll try to get them in the government.
the reason its so strong btw is because i rolled a random number generator between 0 and 1 (0 being no rebellion, 1 being rebellion), it rolled 1. then i rolled a random number generator between 1 and 10, it rolled 9. (higher being stronger rebellion)
Lemona
What if I simply pay you to leave Sri Lanka to me?
Lkandria begins moving into Benin, Togo, Ghana, Burkina Faso, and a Côte D’Ivoire
Nah donÂ’t wanna sell it
all the old German colonies in africa I wanted are claimed
Well except Rwanda and Burundi, but there is no way IÂ’m going to get to them
Lkandria
How much are you offering
Unfortunate
Lemona
Well, we have some rebels.
So what I’m gonna do, is let create the Territory of Mauritania, make it where the rebels aren’t, give them there own constitution, let them have a “leader” that’s still below the emperor of course but has some power, give them a lot of civil rights and liberties, make ‘em rich, and then the rebels will get jelly.
Also they vote for the leader, and it isnÂ’t some rich person. Well, mostly.
If this fails we crush them with our military.
when will the Territory of Mauritania be officially founded?
Lemona
At 7:20 Central Time
So 7 minutes
Rebels back down as new more democratic system is enacted
Lemona
ItÂ’s part of the elective, but kinda like Puerto Rico
You have rebels
but Lemona, have you realized what you have done.
Lemona
no
you realize that if you give the rebels what they want, a more democratic and fair system, rebels with arise all over Africa in other nations as they see the rebels in Mauritania have succeeded.
How much does... hold on.. generating big number...
88 million sound? I'll also let your Indian colonies EEZ control all of the Palk Strait
Lemona
I was gonna do it anyway lol.
I put on the treaty to treat the citizens well.
Sure, but can I have Hong Kong?
Where?
Lemona
In africa
Check da map
well now people in 29 other territories in Africa will see the rebels have succeeded, which in my opinion is a good thing. so see quite a lot more red in the map soon!
Lemona
yassss
Or nein? Idk.
IÂ’ll just announce that we probably would have done it anyway and the rebels didnÂ’t win
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Lemona
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