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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Hey youre the one who had a stroke and morphed into the Roman Empire
Anyone who follows fakism deserves to hit in the head with a base ball bat until they have some sense
Pinevilla
Lkandria has existed for over 1,000 years in rp time
Lemona
I got nuked in my capital.
How about ich nuke yours?
wiat
f autocorrect
Oh right
So Britain was the stupid one in this situation?
Lemona
hmmmm
Sure
hmmmmm
Looking at the context I meant irl
Favenova
Lol
I thought you were gonna play on your oculus?
Favenova
Let me make it clear, that this is an Anti-Fascist region, as tagged anyone who doesnt meet that description isnt welcome here, and lets not continue to talk about it or I will start ejecting or banning
Lemona, Astravica
pine villa said it first
👉👈
I wasn't even being serious when I did it
I thought it was all a joke but then Lemona was taking it seriously
Lemona
hehe
New United Common-Lands
map
New United Common-Lands
Shush
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Overall, it was all Lemonas fault
Now goodbye
Lemona
MAP
map progress
New United Common-Lands
Listen, I need to try decipher whatever you wrote onto the map and figure out the borders and get a map that isn't very annoying
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
hoi4 map is what kaltburger use
New United Common-Lands
Socializing is communist
FaveNova said he was fascist 🥺
Favenova
bruh
'lets not continue to talk about'
Astravica
can you eject someones name who starts with p
will be epic funny
Favenova
Lol yes
Lkandrian soldiers finally arrive to the cave where they saw the Lemonan soldiers disappear. Going inside, they find what appears to be civilians. They make them all go outside. One man tries to make a run for it. A soldier grabs him by his shirt and slams him of the ground, instantly breaking his spine and ribs and killing him. Soldiers in the cave begin exploring and find random piles of dirt. Upon digging them up, they find Lemonan weapon
Someone better speak up on who the soldiers are, or else your all dead
The Lkandrian soldiers ready their weapons
Lemona
Lemona
I looked at the census and it said no one is on the far-right. Bruh, Im on the far-right.
Post by Favenova suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
Btw, this region is left-wing, socialist, and anti-fascist. Im legit none of those things but Im still staying.
The census happened before you were in the region
New United Common-Lands, Favenova
The results have only been posted now
New United Common-Lands
Can I have the Yucantan.
imma rp before they found them and then after
The troops call up backup, knowing the clock is ticking until their demise. They know that if a civilian dies, their mission has failed. They then hear what sounds like people enter the hole, and realize its time.
The Soldiers look in horror at the dead man. Their comrade. They realize its for the best. They begin to move until they look into the sky.
Backup.
100 lemonan bombers and more death drones.
They also here a quiet march of equipment, and what sounds like tires of tanks and cars coming near.
Their Gladius remains in their pocket.
As they walk out, they pull out the Gladiuss, knowing its their doom from here. The sharp blades can cut through steel if used properly. Hopefully it works now.
no
Why
because I claimed it
Favenova
Ladies and gentlemen and others,
I present
THE WW2 RP MAP!
https://ibb.co/RYqpV0H
It may look low quality but I'm too tired to care about that right now!
Lemona, Favenova
Was Lemonan a typo?
Lemona
Note, I will add names and fix mistakes later, I just wanted to post what it looked like right now
Lemona
No lemonan is what my stuff and people are called
I like
Did I hear some mention the fake thingy
What fake thingy
-_-
What does the 13 stripes of ur flag mean Lemona
100 bombers and death drones? Thats your reinforcements?
Lemona
100
bombers
hmmmmmm
idk
It just worked well
Well is it?
what is your campaign Moto and description gonna be
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I HAVE ANOTHER NEW FLAG
green capitalism
Favenova
Well who are the Lemonan soldiers here? Answer truthfully and you will leave unharmed.
Lemona
Ill need to think about it
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yes
"I'll need to think about it."
- Lkandria's Campaign Posters
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Favenova
Him,
The soldiers point at their fallen comrade with a bleeding spine.
They think quietly for a second, before a few civilians begin to speak.
And the others are gone
We saw them disappear leaving their weapons.
The soldiers are stare in utter shock, unable to speak. They look at the Lkandrians and slowly nod their heads.
Im really confused and tired so my rp may sound like crap
I should make a conservative capitalist party
you shouldnt
Astravica
No lol my soldiers arent stupid. Wait for me to control my soldiers response
Oh really. Drones have been watching the entrance the entire time and they saw no one leave
The soldiers that pointed and the civilians that spoke up are killed
Alright, you that are left. Cough it up. Who are the Lemonans?
i didnt control your response
mein soldiers nodded
also Im utterly confused
Why
Lemona
Dead.
idk
Oooooh I see now
Lemona
Hmm. Ok then. You are free to go. We are taking the weapons however
The Lkandrian soldiers leave but some Silent Seeker drones continue to observe the remaining people
Lemona
https://ibb.co/7N0LBnG
Improved it a bit
I'm gonna make the Factbook now
Lemona
Love it haha
Lemona
The people freeze for a second. But continue their walk. They begin walking to the nearest city, and soon sprint in fear.
1 soldier made it out alive. And thats because he was in the back of the crowd, where no civilian could identify him.
also technically i own Turkmenistan but for fun for now its like i dont
Where is this?
Lemona
Turkmenistan
The drone quits following them when they reach the city and returns to base
Meanwhile, Lkandrian soldiers continue to combat the terrorists in the cave complexs. The complex was bigger than they though and have taken a few casualties due to falling rocks. The terrorists fight fiercely which makes the Lkandrians assume something important must be in the complex
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Socialistic Britain.
So I made the Factbook
The map just has horrendous image quality and I have no solution for it
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=socialistic_britain/detail=factbook/id=1731369
Lemona
Okay Imma continue rping what led to lemona until ww2
Im going to rp something with the one soldier that managed to escape
later
I need food
and imma swim
Oh yeah I remember what I was gonna do now
I don't actually know if Lkandria or NUCL want to be in the rp but if they don't or want to switch countries, uhhh
I will watch your career with great interest!
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
[pre]1940, 1st Of January, 11:00[/pre]
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[pre]London, Parliament[/pre]
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[list][pre]With 1939 Over and 1940 Beginning, British Prime Minister Reyes Perkins, Parliament and The Minister of defence have the threat of Germany in their minds, With Poland overran and worries of what is to come, The Government and Army have begun setting up and preparing a plan,
The plan has been codenamed "The Britannica Plan", Nobody but the highest positions in the government and military know of it's details and its mission, Some are worried it might be a failure and it will end up leaving the army weaker, These voices are ignored and the people prepare for what is to come.
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Yes this was lazy
Lemona, Favenova
So I decided, I think instead of 1 day irl being 1 day in rp in the ww2 rp because oh my god that would be boring and probably way too long
Instead, I was thinking 1 day irl is 1 month in rp
What does everyone in the rp think?
[spoiler]Lemona
New United Common-Lands[/spoiler]
[sub]sorry for the notice ^^[/sub]
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Favenova
Jan 6, 1940
Versailles, France.
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The government of France has been mobilizing their army after the recent actions of the German Empire. President Albert Lebrun ordered 20,000 troops along the border of France and Germany.
France had other problems too. The French colonies in Northern Africa started to rebel and France had to mobilize more troops in Northern Africa. This day was the day that France mobilized more troops than ever before. This day will be called the Day of Lebrun.
Britain, you want to be allys in the RP?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Sounds good to me!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Sure
Socialistic Britain
Sure!, I guess I'll make another rp post mobilising because I maybe forgot..
[pre]1940, January 8th, 13:00[/pre]
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[pre]Britain, London, 10th Downing St.[/pre]
[pre][/pre]
[list][pre]With the News of France Mobilising And not wanting to fall behind, Prime Minister Reyes Perkins has ordered the mobilization of 20,000 Soldiers and for the Airforce and navy to be put on high alert, The Mobilization will be slow but hopefully it will be finished sooner rather then later. The Prime Minister Also Sends a telegram to France, Wishing to ask if Britain should send any soldiers over to the European mainland incase of a German Attack on France, And offering a guarantee of British support.
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[sub]I've now realized Britains military was around 1.1M men at the end of 1939.. I might change the rule around militaries[/sub]
New United Common-Lands
January 8, 1940.
Paris, France.
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The people of France are tired of their government losing power in Northern Africa. They have staged a coup and have taken power and France. France is now known as the Corporate Imperium of the French Republic.
Their new leader is a very nationalistic French man named Louis Macron. They have made France a representative democracy and sent troops to North Africa to handle the rebellions.
January 10, 1940.
Northern Africa (Algeria.)
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A genocide occurred in Algiers today from the French forces. Other rebellions heard of the Algiers Genocide of 1940 and stopped.
New United Common-Lands
That escalated quickly
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Oh wait, I've just realized, should the ww2 rp be added to the official rp list?
I've also just realized, ww2 in rp began in 1941 didn't it
New United Common-Lands, Favenova
January 12, 1940.
Malta
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The French government apologized to the citizens of Algiers and gave Algiers lots of money in guilt.
The leader of France, Louis Macron stated that, We did not know the soldiers were to do this. The commander of the division is said to be put in Prison. We would like to give the city of Algiers 1.1 million dollars (US dollars) to the city.
New United Common-Lands
I will add it yep!
Lemona
When you're not even on the map
(I guess I will have to funnel troops into Europe then)
New United Common-Lands, Favenova
The president of France accept the telegram and hopes to get 10,000 along the border of France and Germany.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
If this is realistic RP we will be conquered by Britain, because of our proximity to the Middle East and oil 😁
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Is New United Common-Lands like the Ottoman Empire of this RP?
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Haha lol
Socialistic Britain
This rp will have to follow some code tho, like Germans losing and by the middle the Celtic states of Iberia conquering all of Iberia and becoming the Celtic empire of Iberia before declaring war on Italy and Germany and becoming lemona
I guess ?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
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Written by Refuge Isle.