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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
No like the game
Yodle
Look up “Sasuke (TV show)”, it is an obstacle course competition.
Yodle
Oh cool.
[sub]what hell is that[/sub]
also IÂ’d like to sign up
Yodle
Ok send me names of 5 athletes from your nation (along with their sporting expirience) and 2 hosts. That is all you have to do.
Yodle, Lemona
wiat whAt
oh crap
IÂ’ve been thinking of sudoku this whole time and thatÂ’s why when you said Sasuke ninja warriors I was wondering how it its like the chess tournament
Yodle
Â…wha- how- huh? Good lord.
So are you going to join?
Yodle, Lemona
I accept!
I accept! What do I need to do?
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
The Washington Federation, can I officially buy Vietnam and Cambodia?
Yodle
personally we have the whole womanÂ’s right to choose
so
why donÂ’t we have women debate over whether or not and vote on it? Only women.
oh yeah also night
Yodle
I guess?
Yodle, Lemona
Welcome back Ven Newis!
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Mr Government
The Firearms Safety Act PASSES with 3 Against, 4 For, and 2 Abstaining.
All lethal firearms are now banned for public and police use, with jobs that strictly require them being a noted exception.
If you would like to submit a proposal to parliament, perhaps even one to repeal or make amendments to this act, please read the dispatch below.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573
Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Astravica
Im bored I dont have any exams today.
Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
Standardized testing is the bane of my existence
Yodle 9, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Kaltburg
Well, since all Lkandrians are in the national guard after they are conscripted at 18, that means technically they need guns and since my police arenÂ’t technically police but rather a branch of the army that does civil duties, that means technically they need fire arms too which means that technically all my citizens still have guns
Yodle 9, Vlaskal
yes technically you're correct since your police and your national guard count as "military"...
so they need have or hold a gun
[sub] but wouldn't some count as off-duty...?[/sub]
New United Common-Lands
guess are secret police state security special police are gonna have to resort to other kinds of warfare
New United Common-Lands
i mean, my police force doesn't even need firearms, we don't even allow it....
we have shock batons, high-powered tasers, net guns, pressurized pepper sprays, man-catchers, and if times are somewhat hard we have tranq rifles... to do that job. It's all non-lethal but enough to beat the living sh- i mean correct an offender
and if the law-breaker has a firearm, we have apc's to deal with them. If they killed someone or threatened to shoot, your best bet is that their head will be blown out by a 32mm autocannon or by a sniper rifle operated by a VRF personnel
My police were trained with military grade weapons
this destroys them
Ya know guns are soooo bad that IÂ’m going to make the police a unit of my military and just not do anything with gun control
sucks to suck eh? don't worry we sell non-lethal equipment
Lemona
I might as well j it’s give my “police” bombs and gasses too.
no itÂ’s fine I just made apart of my military and started doing black market dealing along with giving the police weapons that arenÂ’t guns but still do heavy damage.
crossbows, swords, bombs, gasses.
New United Common-Lands
would you like a concussion robot used by my police force?
it explodes in white light and a loud bang, enough to temporarily blind the person and deafen them just a bit
Lemona
It wasnÂ’t the intention of the act to ban the military from having guns, but ban the personal possession of fire arms
😂😂
we are kinda anti-robot but we would like to have the technology and make it a device.
kleptocracy
New United Common-Lands
Upon the banning of firearms, the common-lands drone and robotics sales to foreign agencies are through the roof 🧐😂
hey wait a second
hey guys just ignore me committing piracy and stuff
My police are actually part of my army and people here donÂ’t have firearms anyway. We donÂ’t want anyÂ…resistanceÂ
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
huh you donÂ’t give your peeps firearmsÂ
not gonna do any dealing or anything no
Mr Government
Our government will, we love guns for ourselves.
*works on electro-magnetic cannon before someone make a law against all firearms*/jk
Lemona
Do you want us to hack your governments IT systems and exposed all your secrets?
Please pay for our services 😂
IÂ’m just gonna ignore how we donÂ’t keep them saved on thereÂ
New United Common-Lands
Oh yeah sorry I forgot everything is still paper based in your nation.
Lemona
it keeps things moreÂ
private.
New United Common-Lands
Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.
And conveniently whenever thereÂ’s a government scandal, government archives just go up in flames for no reason!! 😂
Lemona, Mr Government
I have no idea why that would ever happen!
New United Common-Lands, Mr Government
We are going to be selling il- I mean legal things, anyone want them?
Mr Government
What “legal things” are you selling?
Lemona
Ok, now crossbow crime is highest violent crime in TRTHNBB.
hehehehe
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
*me whoÂ’s government files are all on a supercomputer with anti-hackers on duty 24/7/365 and they are all encrypted in a mix of 26 codes*
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
If you would like our Nation to provide you with any cyber security we can, or just try to hack you to test your systems? :D
Lemona
I mean we have computers, but we store very little government info on them.
And only the emperor knows about most of them
UhÂ
ignore the large amount of guns being sold to foreign people
NUCL, your people can get high but canÂ’t get drunk lol
New United Common-Lands
What has happened in the last 22 hours?
Lemona
The ban on guns for civilians and the police passed
IÂ’m now kleptoc- I mean selling useful items to help
Socialistic Britain
things that can fire a bullet at the speed of light
Socialistic Britain
Ahh
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
(Meanwhile, me still with my Gun Ownership law)
Yep, everybody has a gun (and are required to by the government)
Lemona, Confederate States Of The Panama
May I buy some of these things?
Lemona
Does mean you are a kleptocr- I mean freedom keeper too?
Socialistic Britain
Yesss
do you want plasma or normal iron and steel shooter?
Socialistic Britain
Hmm..
How about all of them?
Lemona
sure!
That will beÂ
1.62 million dogecoins or 2 million USD, sound good?
Socialistic Britain
You are ally so is cheaper
Socialistic Britain
Yep!
Lemona
I advise giving these to your police, but military is fine too
You could say that
Lemona
hey Washington on nato can you swap the other Panama for me cause uh
I may or may not have lost the password
lemona can confirm I know him
Lemona, The Confederate States Of Panama
Actually thsi country is better
Lemona, Confederate States Of The Panama
can confi
The alcohol ban was a mistake, and what's wrong with my people getting high?
Lemona
no problemo only that itÂ’s funny
New United Common-Lands
Because Shoebill Storks can be found in one my colonies, I might record their noises and blast them at loud to scare tribes of places that in South America and any place that they arenÂ’t found
We also have the white bellbird trinidad and Tobago which I can record there sounds and blast it from helicopters towards African tribes.
what fun
Done
Lemona
Everyone likes to get drunk and high
Lemona
[sub]I actually haven't been following the parliament bill, me just want guns[/sub]
Lemona
Btw. God bless the queen
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ah yes
For Queen and Country!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
God bless the queen when we get Bank Holidays
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
yees
why do I feel like this bill is gonna end up like American prohibition?
Queen is german probably so that makes her cool on my standard
for Queen and country
Queen
New United Common-Lands
[sub]I just remembered it's pride month[/sub]
Happy pride month
New United Common-Lands
Don't overthink it
Lemona
well no parades where I am
pretty sure if a parade happened the whole town would light up like a wild fire
youÂ
are monarchist too?
Socialistic Britain
No!
How dare you suggest such a thing!
I'm simply doing it because the rest of the UK is doing it
Lemona
IÂ’m gonna tell your rebels you actually support them
Socialistic Britain
Jokes on you
This isn't roleplay!
Therefore it cannot count!
Haha!
Lemona
or so you think!
Robert Griffiths accidentally said something about the old monarchy, he actually supports the rebels!
Socialistic Britain
Jokes on you!
Technically there's nothing said that other nations can control another nations leader!
Haha!
uh well
who said I couldnÂ’t forge things?
IÂ’m technically a kleptocracy now so
Socialistic Britain
Oh
Hm..
Fair point
Wait
You're a kleptocracy?
Why am I not attacking you then?
Lemona
Всем привет, как у вас дела?
Socialistic Britain
IÂ’m a kleptocracy cause well
I can make profit by selling guns to citizens and police forces
Socialistic Britain
gut
Socialistic Britain
I know, but since technically everyone over the age of 18 is part of the military they all can have guns cause national guards can be called upon at anytime
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Also my police are technically part of the military as well they can have guns
Lemona
IÂ’m just not gonna follow the legislation like what Washington is doing
Oh ok. But that kinda brings up the question of “How does the parliament enforce legislation?”
Lemona
no idea
personally I think this gonna end up like American prohibition
but I also have to go
and I get new flag
New United Common-Lands
Reminds me of a crusader army
Lemona
Technically your breaking the law 😂
Technically how?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
The newest sports tournament, International Sasuke shall start soon, and we want as many people as possible to compete!
Test your nations athletesÂ’ skill in this obstacle course racing competition based of of Sasuke Ninja Warrior in Japan. Anyone who gets to the end of Stage 4 gets 1 million dollars (US) and the title of International Grandmaster.
To enter, you simply have to tag me on the RMB or TG me the below:
1. The names of 5 athletes, as well as their age, gender, and previous sports expirience
2. The names of 2 hosts for your nationÂ’s dub (for the RP aspect)
I hope to start this as soon as possible, so IÂ’m aiming for June 10-15 to be our starting day.
More info (which I hope to update soon):
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mr_government/detail=factbook/id=1713609
Boo Radley, Lemona
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Boo Radley, Lemona
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