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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Anyway, I'm gonna go
Cya American and British comrade
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Ah okay no worries
IÂ’m going to allocate 1/3 of my Public Transport budget 6 trillion common pounds in infrastructure projects to support RUST
Lemona
oki
About RUST, Socialistic Britain should we build a road through the English Channel? We also should probably build a train track and something connecting Sicily with Tunisia which would make it easier to get to danobiaÂ
I already have an underground water wah in Gibraltar and a giant statue of Perseus in between the two parts of the Strait of Gibraltar which you can see from over a 100 miles away from the strait. It looks like that one ancient wonder of the world
Speaking of giant statues I do have one in the Canary Islands of Zeus I believe I might make more, starting with Mars/Ares in Rome.
Socialistic Britain
Also the Common-lands has a budget if 30 trillion for foreign aid, should any Comrades require assistance.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Better links into the Middle East maybe important too, but yes the a train line under the English Channel sounds good
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
We could get Vlaskal to join and a bridge could construct crossing the Black Sea as Crimea was in Rome
New United Common-Lands
A road directly through the English channel?
Hmm, would it be something like that train tunnel connecting britain to mainland Europe?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
yes cuz we donÂ’t have that in this region
New United Common-Lands
I sent an application for minister of domestic affairs cuz I thought:
Ya know what?
F it.
IÂ’m signing up
New United Common-Lands
[sub]we don't?
oh goddamnit..[/sub]
Well time to spend billions building it then
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I mean that sounds good too, Vlaskal what do you think?
Lemona
He said this, but soon responded lol
New United Common-Lands
I needed to update a thing in my overview Factbook that's why
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Construction of a massive statue in the middle of Rome depicting Ares/Mars, the god of war has begun.
New United Common-Lands
Cool!
Lemona
I feel like I shouldÂ’ve put kn foreign affairs too mess up the murican froggy
New United Common-Lands
[sub]could we just theoretically that it exists
Please for the love of God[/sub]
Anyway I'm actually gonna go now
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Ideally this would be for infrastructure projects, or environmental projects like flood defences, or reforestation
Lemona
yes that could work too
I can just pay all the money since IÂ’m on a spending spree pretty much with the statue in Rome.
The only other costs would be maintaining your side of it
New United Common-Lands
We should link Albania & South east Italy then if you also link Sicily to Tunisia then we have train lines from my lands into North West Africa.
Lemona
That would be a good idea actually!
We can also use these train lines for not only transport but also trade
New United Common-Lands
The common lands high speed trains go brr
Lemona
Sounds good!
Lemona
I donÂ’t have a speed limit I so almost all of my roads are just the Autobahn
New United Common-Lands
IÂ’m gonna sleep now gÂ’night!
Lemona
Night m8
New United Common-Lands
who doesnt like a good old military parade
Lemona
why did me staying in the WA increase my corruption
Lemona
Who doesnÂ’t like you emperor having a kill streak like ours does?
Kaltburg
our army shall crush anything that stands in our way
Lemona
our emperor has killed over 500 soldiers in combat.
50 he decapitated. 106 he has stabbed. And most of the others are from shooting them, exploding them, or throwing things at em. He also has ran over multiple soldiers before. If you count robots his streak goes from 500+ to 850+
Anyways I gtg, before that imma rp something
Also our emperor hasnÂ’t gone to war since he became emperor, except his slaughtering of alien troops in Madrid.
As infantry and tanks and planes push into PinevillaÂ’s mainland, ships begin to bomb the coast and destroy ports. Submarines bomb underwater power lines and some sneak into rivers to go further in to Pinevilla alongside multiple ships
Order 66 only eliminates countries the Empire thinks of as enemies. Lkandria was removed because of the conference in Destin that is happening, leaving the Corsicans and aliens. The aliens will come later but for now we are destroying the Corsicans. Pinevilla was added after they claimed our land and thus when Order 66 was called, we invaded Pinevilla as they were on the list. The Corsicans are managing to fight back and the aliens we are holding up on until the emperor can return.
anyways bye for about an hour
Lars began packing his luggage for the trip to the Washington Federation. He was uneasy leaving the safety of Lkandria, but felt that his ten exosuit bodyguards would be enough to protect. He then boards his hypersonic jet in order to spend the least amount of time in the air as possible. Upon arrival, he has some issue getting his bodyguards through security but they eventually let them all through after learning he was there for the conference. While walking through the airport at a speedy pace he eyes something on the TV that makes him stop. Lemona has begun invading Pinevilla. Lars studied the TV for quite a while taking in all the details. Attacking because of simple claims? He considered completely abandoning the conference altogether as a form of protest. But he decided that he would attempt to confront the Lemonan emperor about it during the conference. And so he left at a slower pace to his car, thinking about what he would say
Lemona
I do wanna hear what du say so hmmmm
also itÂ’s funny how you took a supersonic jet and I took a speedy cruise line
As the Emperor lays on his bedroom, watching the News, he sees headlines about Order 66 and the invasion of Pinevilla. He chuckles a bit and walks to wash his hands. As he turns on the water, he hears something about the insane nature of this invasion. He turns off the water and walks back watching what is happening and ponders his next action. While the main plans of Order 66 have not been public, he watches the news try to explain it, and laughs. Charles walks to his phone and calls both his Secretary of War and the Secretary of Defense. He tells them to give 24 hours for Pinevilla to respond. If those 24 hours go by with no response, they shall push in until the surrender. If they do respond we will think about negotiating.
Stupid froggies and their stupid froggy ways
Troops are given the order to halt their expanse, and stay still until commanded. Some troops stay in their tents, waiting out the day reading or playing games or watching movies. Others head out to the villages and decide to try to comfort citizens. Some who stick in the tents think that idea is stupid, and they will die while others are afraid to leave as they might perish. The ones who do leave go to local shops and try to buy from the mortified citizens, which the citizens accept. They try to act nice to the inhabitants, giving them food and money. The whole time the people are mortified of the troops just walking in and exploring, but some think itÂ’s fine and continue their night talking to the soldiers. The soldiers talk about their families far away, and how they are happy they havenÂ’t faced much fight back as they donÂ’t want to die. Some soldiers sing old songs about war, happy they arenÂ’t dying in the trenches and are able to explore.
i wanna see honorable men fight each other with sharpened sticks if they disagree on the debate!
Lemona
https://ibb.co/pP7Q8c1
5 applications so far!
If you want to run for PM, DPM, MoDA or MoFA now is your chance itÂ’s a once in 6 month opportunityÂ
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1724891
Lemona
I have now returned
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Pinevilla
cool
New United Common-Lands
i donÂ’t think iÂ’ll be running again, ive been getting more inactive, so I dont think I can hold that position. I hope someone else can take my place.
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
[pre]———
27th Of June, Monday, 7:00, London, Britain
———
With the Upcoming Destin meeting, Robert had woken up early and begun packing his luggage,
Once he was done with packing, He left 10th downing Street and got on the fastest available train which was heading to the nearest coastal city which was Plymouth
The train arrived at Plymouth roughly after 10 minutes,
Robert gave the train operator a tip and headed off, he had heard a cruise liner was potentially passing through Plymouth headed to the Washington Federation, as he was thinking to himself, he spotted said Cruise liner boarding more passengers,
Robert quickly ran over to board and managed to get on in time, he found his cabin and unpacked, the trip was roughly going to take 4-5 hours so Robert decided to just watch the news, as he switched it on, he was surprised to hear of a Lemonan invasion of Pinevilla over some claims of land.
He decided to just switch off the TV and wait for the Cruise liner to arrive at the Washington Federation[/pre]
[pre]———
27th Of June, Monday, 19:00, Destin, Washington Federation
———
Robert had finally arrived at Destin, He got off the cruise liner and got a cab to the nearest hotel.[/pre]
[sub]this definitely wasn't lazy[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I just realized Lemona changed their flag
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Pinevilla
After talks with the Pinevillan foreign minister, the common-lands foreign ministry would like to announce a aid package immediately to support the displaced Pinevillan citizens, (of 1 trillion common pounds) we also will provide a safe haven for any citizens seeking refuge in our lands.
Furthermore, we would like to broker peace talks as soon as possible, between Lemona and Pinevilla, in ascension city. We hope both nations, support this proposal. Otherwise we will look to the international community for potential next steps.
Lemona
As the Lemonan troops end their movements, Minister Hollonwi has walked out of his home to see the damage. Thankfully, not much has been done yet, and there is still time for peace. He goes and talks to some of the soldiers, telling them of stories of PinevillaÂ’s past, and what is planned for the future. He listens as they tell the story of Lemona, and he is awes at the struggles Lemona also faced. He sees now that despite differences, Lemona and Pinevilla are not so different in their histories. He walks home, leaving the soldiers to their talks and games, and awaits LemonaÂ’s response to peace.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Uh yeah I realize now that we are below 300 nations.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
IÂ’d rather have a low number of active nations then a high number of inactive ones
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
hello
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Pinevilla
Welcome!
Lemona
Anyone else play HOI4 and EU4
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I play Hoi4
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Not me !
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Bet
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Are you excited for the new DLC
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ye. New Italy focus tree. Italy has needed a new one for a while
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Pinevilla
Post self-deleted by Octoria.
Hello! New to the game but happy to learn, interested in making some allies
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I remember yesterday I decided to play some hoi4
I got a bit bored of playing Germany so decided to play Italy
I immediately stopped once I realized the Italian focus tree hasn't been touched since the release of the game
Lemona, Octoria
Welcome to the region that has no big banks! [sub](I hope you don't have any because that might be a problem)[/sub] I suggest you check the world Factbook entry, it features our roleplay(s), Discord, puppet region, and our regional newspaper, and I suggest you also check the telegram you got when you joined the region
Oh forgot to say, hope you enjoy your stay in the region! :)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Octoria
Will definitely do!!! Thank you!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
One last thing, I suggest trying to join the rp map, right now the current cartographer is essentially on a indefinite break
So you might have to wait until we have another cartographer.
Lemona, Octoria
I will try, though it may be a bit delayed cause I'm still learning to navigate a bit lol
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Welcome to the region! Nice to meet you!
Lemona, Octoria
Nice to meet you as well, thank you! Both for your kindness and the endorsement!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yeah
Lemona
Just played some realistic air battles in war thunder and I immediately spot a dive bomber and decided to try get him
Thankfully he didn't manage to destroy any of our bases but I just flew directly towards him and he did the same, so we ended up just crashing into eachother while firing
10/10 warthunder experience
Lemona, Octoria
NUCL Australian confirmed?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I really want to get war thunder but it would break my computer I think
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Not sure if this is where I am supposed to ask for this or if I am doing this right but, I wish to have the map location (if it is still a available) of the small square below Lkandria's African settlement to place Octoria in.
Socialistic Britain
maybe! I have some family from Australia but not me :D
Lemona, Astravica
Map is not currently being updated because we need a new cartographer
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Octoria
I think it is still available and also yes, you could either contact the cartographer on the RMB or discord
Lemona, Octoria
Mmm ok, thank you, so I presume I should wait until we do get one then ask again?
New United Common-Lands
Well kinda, like where do you want to claim, I think I may try to make a map for now
Lemona
Oh it isn't immediately necessary or anything for me so don't worry too much, I was just interested in the tiny square under the Lkandria area in africa
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
*me who is American and says gÂ’night a lot for slang irl*
New United Common-Lands, Astravica
Troops play games and watch movies and sing songs along the campfire waiting for a command. And that command comes.
uh
kaltburg kinda claims that lol
Oop, alrighty then lol think he'd be ok with a neighbor? Lol
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
The Lemonan Government will only hold peace talks until after the conference in Destin is over, as weÂ’d like the Emperor to be there.
New United Common-Lands
Great!
Lemona
some songs soldiers are singing:
[spoiler=song] And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinson's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this, you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
———————
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song,
With cheering rousing chorus,
As round our blazing fires we throng,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we wait the morning's light,
Here in the silence of the night,
We'll chant a soldier's song.
Soldiers are we
whose lives are pledged to Ireland;
Some have come
from a land beyond the wave.
Sworn to be free,
No more our ancient sire land
Shall shelter the despot or the slave.
Tonight we man the gap of danger
In Erin's cause, come woe or weal
'Mid cannons' roar and rifles peal,
We'll chant a soldier's song
In valley green, on towering crag,
Our fathers fought before us,
And conquered 'neath the same old flag
That's proudly floating o'er us.
We're children of a fighting race,
That never yet has known disgrace,
And as we march, the foe to face,
We'll chant a soldier's song
Sons of the Gael! Men of the Pale!
The long watched day is breaking;
The serried ranks of Inisfail
Shall set the Tyrant quaking.
Our camp fires now are burning low;
See in the east a silv'ry glow,
Out yonder waits the Saxon foe,
So chant a soldier's song.
—————————————
Unser liebe Fraue
Vom kalten Bronnen,
Bescher' uns armen Landsknecht
Ein' warme Sonnen!
Last uns nicht erfrieren,
Wohl in des Wirtes Haus
Ziehen wir mit vollem Säckel,
Und leerem wieder aus.
Die Drummen, die Drummen,
Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,
Rideran Landsknecht voran!
Landsknecht voran!
Der Trommler schlägt Parade,
Die seid'nen Fahnen wehen,
Jetzt heißt's auf Glück und Gnade
Ins Feld spazieren gehen.
Das Korn reift auf den Feldern,
Es schnappt der Hecht im Strom,
Heiß weht der Wind von Geldern,
Herauf weht er herauf den Berg op Zoon.
Die Drummen, die Drummen,
Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,
Rideran Landsknecht voran!
Landsknecht voran!
Wir schlucken Staub beim Wandern,
Er hängt des Säckel hohl.
Der Kaiser schluckt ganz Flandern,
Bekommt ihm ewig wohl.
Er denkt beim Länderschmanse
Wie er die Welt erwürb.
Mir wohnt ein Lieb zu Hause,
Das weinte wenn ich stürb.
Die Drummen, die Drummen,
Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,
Rideran Landsknecht voran!
Landsknecht voran!
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Wo alle Straßen enden1
Hört unser Weg nicht auf
Wohin wir uns auch wenden
Die Zeit nimmt ihren Lauf
Das Herz verbrannt
Im Schmerz verbannt
So ziehen wir verloren durch das graue Niemandsland
Vielleicht kehrt von uns keiner mehr zurück ins Heimatland
Zu Vater, Mutter, Schwester
Geht einzig unser Sinn
Beim Kanonenorchester
Hier gibt es kein' Gewinn
Hauptmann befiehl!
Auf, ran ans Ziel!
So geben wir in Treue für den Kaiser unser Blut,
Im blutigen Gewitter der verfluchten Franzmannbrut.
Die Feldpost ist verschollen
Der Schlamm ist knöcheltief
Man isst nur Wurzelknollen
Es riecht der Leichen Mief
Wir sind verlor´n
Im Wind erfror´n
Herzliebste, uns schon trennt bereits ein ganzes langes Jahr,
Doch auch im Osten braucht es Schutz vor wilder Russenschar
Die Wolken zieh'n nach Osten,
Und Dörfer steh'n in Brand,
Wir durften jung schon kosten
Des Todes bitt're Hand
Verbrannt das Land
In Hand nur Sand
Die Augen flackern angsterfüllt vom grauenvollen Krieg
Ob ich bald wie die and'ren jung im kühlen Grabe lieg?
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
So geh ich auf und nieder
beschau die Leichenschar,
Die gestern um die Stunde
Gesund und munter war.
Wer weiß wohin?
So heiß, der Sinn!
Wer weiß wie lange noch für mich die helle Sonne scheint
Ich weiß nur, wenn ich sterb´ um mich die brave Mutter weint.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
Wir sind verloren.
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Dwyt ti'm yn cofio Macsen,1
does neb yn ei nabod o.
Mae mil a chwe chant o flynyddoedd,
yn amser rhy hir i'r co'.
Pan aeth Magnus Maximus o Gymru,
yn y flwyddyn tri-chant-wyth-tri,
a'n gadael yn genedl gyfan,
a heddiw - wele ni!
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd.
Chwythed y gwynt o'r Dwyrain,
rhued y storm o'r môr,
hollted y mellt yr wybren,
a gwaedded y daran "encôr"!
Llifed dagrau'r gwangalon,
a llyfed y taeog y llawr.
Er dued yw'r fagddu o'n cwmpas,
ry'n ni'n barod am doriad y wawr!
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd.
Cofiwn i Facsen Wledig
adael ein gwlad yn un darn
A bloeddiwn gerbron y gwledydd,
"Mi fyddwn yma tan Ddydd y Farn!"
Er gwaetha pob Dic Siôn Dafydd,
er gwaetha 'rhen Fagi a'i chriw,
byddwn yma hyd ddiwedd amser,
a bydd yr iaith Gymraeg yn fyw!
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth.
Ry'n ni yma o hyd,
ry'n ni yma o hyd,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth,
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth...
———————————————
The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me here
Lead me to you door
The wild and windy night
That the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears
Crying for the day
Why leave me standing here?
Let me know the way
Many times I've been alone
And many times I've cried
Anyway, you'll never know
The many ways I've tried
And still they lead me back
To the long winding road
You left me standing here
A long, long time ago
Don't leave me waiting here
Lead me to your door
But still they lead me back
To the long winding road
You left me standing here
A long, long time ago
Don't keep me waiting here
Lead me to your door
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah[/spoiler]
ThatÂ’s not all of them but a majority
thatÂ’s iffy tho
we are thinking about something.
The other part of Order 66.
the secret part
The main part is eliminating enemies but there is one more part having to do with other nations such as Pinevilla.
George Starr, the owner of the largest beetle farm in Lemona
Hmmmm
Sounds like Ringo Starr and George Harrison
and the beetles
Beatles
drummer
and
Guitarist/sitarist
Octoria
Hi
die
I need some advice. One of my issues want me to invade a country next to my. I invaded it. Was that a good idea?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I always invade something when it gives me the option
Lemona
I murder them
If I can wipe out the enemy then no one has to deal with them, yes?
Socialistic Britain
If they only not give take what is owedÂ
Hmmmmm.
Socialistic Britain
Order 68 has been initiated
Socialistic Britain
After a call with his Secretary of Trade, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of War, and Secretary of Foreign Affairs, he decides something. To complete Order 66 and initiate Order 68.
As the guns prepare on the horizon, all Lemonans prepare for Doomsday. They are packed into bunkers in there house and the government supplies citizens with food and everything needed. Citizens are given gas masks and suits to protect them, while troops are given gas masks, a whole new set of guns and gear upgrading their old outfits into what was earlier told of what is the new outfit, and prepare for all out hell.
Troops in Pinevilla are given new orders, and stop what they are doing. They eat much at the feasts and grab their weapons. They are mad. Furious.
And in the night, the troops make a March to the Capital.
Socialistic Britain
Oh a sidenote, when do we hold the conference?
Because all our leaders are in Destin
Lemona
now
Right now is possibly the worst time for me because it's 1am
Lemona
1 am is perfect time
I just got 11 new banners at once. Interesting
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.