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Vlaskal wrote:uwu

owo

Vlaskal

Kaltburg wrote:owo

QwQ

Vlaskal

is brancaland supposed to be canada or something lol

wwwwwww, hey Aya Democratic Republic can little ol' me annex the atyrau and Moldavia region because uhh they wanna be a part of me... yeah! definitely not something fishy about it at all!!

Lemona

the poor nation that will claim France, gets landlocked by a lemon sniffer and a funny top hat man

Lemona

I come back and there´s still messages every 5 minutes, good to know that´s still going.

Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:the poor nation that will claim France, gets landlocked by a lemon sniffer and a funny top hat man

You don't understand, the celtic minorities want to be ruled by an imperialist authority located in a foreign land! They love it when that happens!

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:You don't understand, the celtic minorities want to be ruled by an imperialist authority located in a foreign land! They love it when that happens!

i very highly doubt that

Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:You don't understand, the celtic minorities want to be ruled by an imperialist authority located in a foreign land! They love it when that happens!

lemona is celtic

Lemona wrote:lemona is celtic

Celtic schmeltic

Still an imperial authority hailing from iberia

Ardeyn wrote:Celtic schmeltic

Still an imperial authority hailing from iberia

Schmelting:

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt

hmmmmmmm

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:hmmmmmmm

what

Vlaskal wrote:should we do a 3-week joint military exercise to commemorate the official founding of ECLIPSE?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

im still not sure about this

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:im still not sure about this

I say no.

and I also say I not gonna respond for a while so donÂ’t expect anything response for a few hours

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:should we do a 3-week joint military exercise to commemorate the official founding of ECLIPSE?

I can bring my robotic army yes.

Vlaskal, Lemona

HELLO FELLOW PPL....

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Malec1 wrote:HELLO FELLOW PPL....

Ah, welcome to the region!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Malec1 wrote:HELLO FELLOW PPL....

Hello friend!

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Hey Aya Democratic Republic

Could I claim Hauts-de-france?

Or basically the rest of Northern France

The people there definitely want to be British and not independent

[sub]I'm not lying right now[/sub]

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The New United Common-Lands robotic army has also started our expansion into Bulgaria and Romania, these lands are now claimed by us.

Vlaskal, Lemona

Well if everyone else is expanding then it's time to conquer half of China

Vlaskal, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:The New United Common-Lands robotic army has also started our expansion into Bulgaria and Romania, these lands are now claimed by us.

can we have a compromise in romania? i'll just take the moldavia region you can have the rest of it

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

h e h

Vlaskal, Lemona

Theoxicleanguy wrote:h e h

h e h h e h

Vlaskal, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Well if everyone else is expanding then it's time to conquer half of China

Mongolian empire circa 1200s

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:can we have a compromise in romania? i'll just take the moldavia region you can have the rest of it

Sure

Vlaskal, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Sure

yay! :D

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

hmmm polygamy and permanent marriage... I'm sure nothing can go wrong! :>

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

if were expanding can I have some of the countries im really close to

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:hmmm polygamy and permanent marriage... I'm sure nothing can go wrong! :>

Vlaskal you have created a recipe for absolutely horrible relationships

I respect it

Vlaskal, Lemona

Peanteom wrote:if were expanding can I have some of the countries im really close to

You'll have to telegram Aya Democratic Republic which exact territories you'd wanna claim

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:You'll have to telegram Aya Democratic Republic which exact territories you'd wanna claim

ok thanks, and can we agree that you get east asia and I get south asia?

Lemona

Peanteom wrote:ok thanks, and can we agree that you get east asia and I get south asia?

Sure thing! Not really interested in anything down there so

Lemona, Peanteom

Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.

Hold up guys.

This isnÂ’t how you RPÂ

YOU CANÂ’T JUST SAY THAT YOU CONQUER SOME AREA AND HAVE NO INTERACTION. This is why I suggested fake nations until someone else claims, or the map will be taken a lot faster then we planned it to be.

Peanteom wrote:ok thanks, and can we agree that you get east asia and I get south asia?

*Looks at all of South Asia*

Oh lord.

Lemona, Peanteom

Mr Government wrote:Hold up guys.

This isnÂ’t how you RPÂ

YOU CANÂ’T JUST SAY THAT YOU CONQUER SOME AREA AND HAVE NO INTERACTION. This is why I suggested fake nations until someone else claims, or the map will be taken a lot faster then we planned it to be.

We have a peaceful region :D!

Lemona, Peanteom

I'm voting against the WA proposal not because I don't like the idea of the act, but because I think it will be repealed...

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:*Looks at all of South Asia*

Oh lord.

well not ALL of it... it depends on population and if any of these areas are occupied by spirits

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Hold up guys.

This isnÂ’t how you RPÂ

YOU CANÂ’T JUST SAY THAT YOU CONQUER SOME AREA AND HAVE NO INTERACTION. This is why I suggested fake nations until someone else claims, or the map will be taken a lot faster then we planned it to be.

Honestly I do think there should be fake nations or something like that

Lemona, Mr Government

Socialistic Britain wrote:Honestly I do think there should be fake nations or something like that

use one of those ai chatbots or simulators or something to decide its actions

Lemona

Damn, we won our game and still went down a position!

Lemona

Today's matches are done.

(With today's results, in a close race, we would like to congratulate Danobia FC (Danobia) for securing the top position in the Dogger Conference thus far. As such, they will compete on the behalf of the conference in the 4/20 "half-season" match between both conferences.)

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done.

(With today's results, in a close race, we would like to congratulate Danobia FC (Danobia) for securing the top position in the Dogger Conference thus far. As such, they will compete on the behalf of the conference in the 4/20 "half-season" match between both conferences.)

Well done! Fingers crossed Dogger Conference can win!

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Hold up guys.

This isnÂ’t how you RPÂ

YOU CANÂ’T JUST SAY THAT YOU CONQUER SOME AREA AND HAVE NO INTERACTION. This is why I suggested fake nations until someone else claims, or the map will be taken a lot faster then we planned it to be.

I will add rebellions to large nations.

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I will add rebellions to large nations.

How will that work?

Lemona

Also, what happened to Costra Estil's map claims?

Lemona, Costra Estil

Ardeyn wrote:How will that work?

Just randomly on the map, new nations will arise.

Lemona

*me who edits the constitution*

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1692723

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:*me who edits the constitution*

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1692723

feel free to make suggestions in bill form to Parliament!

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:feel free to make suggestions in bill form to Parliament!

I know, this was just me seeing.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:*me who edits the constitution*

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1692723

*burns it*

Would you rather be in prison, or announce to world you think Dora is hot and her bowl cut is tasty.

Lemona wrote:Would you rather be in prison, or announce to world you think Dora is hot and her bowl cut is tasty.

Prison

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Would you rather be in prison, or announce to world you think Dora is hot and her bowl cut is tasty.

Depends

How long would I be in prison?

And would I be anonymous if I announced that?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Depends

How long would I be in prison?

And would I be anonymous if I announced that?

In prison for life, and everyone would know you think Dora is hot

New United Common-Lands wrote:The New United Common-Lands robotic army has also started our expansion into Bulgaria and Romania, these lands are now claimed by us.

*Upon hearing that the NUCL has a robotic army Lkandria would begin construction on its own with much of its scientific research being put into it as well as upgrading its technological infrastructure for information technology*

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Upon hearing that the NUCL has a robotic army Lkandria would begin construction on its own with much of its scientific research being put into it as well as upgrading its technological infrastructure for information technology*

ThatÂ’s boring,

Lemona wrote:Would you rather be in prison, or announce to world you think Dora is hot and her bowl cut is tasty.

This is better

Lemona wrote:In prison for life, and everyone would know you think Dora is hot

Alright then, prison

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Upon hearing that the NUCL has a robotic army Lkandria would begin construction on its own with much of its scientific research being put into it as well as upgrading its technological infrastructure for information technology*

Yes friend, fellow SAP members know the importance of technological infrastructure especially in modern warfare too!

Lkandria, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Yes friend, fellow SAP members know the importance of technological infrastructure especially in modern warfare too!

*Looks away from all the broken down robots because they destroyed some endangered wildlife on accident*

what happened?

New United Common-Lands wrote:feel free to make suggestions in bill form to Parliament!

Problem is, most of these changes require a amendment and mass change to the wording of the constitution.

I can do it!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:*Looks away from all the broken down robots so they donÂ’t pollute*

what happened?

That's why nations must make significant investments in the environment!

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Problem is, most of these changes require a amendment and mass change to the wording of the constitution.

I can do it!

I will send an example of the last time I suggested an update to our constitution

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:I will send an example of the last time I suggested an update to our constitution

I meant that the wording of the constitution seem to be made so certain changes I made in my edited versions would be a nuisance.

A few things I did, however, could be easily changed.

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Mr Government wrote:I meant that the wording of the constitution seem to be made so certain changes I made in my edited versions would be a nuisance.

A few things I did, however, could be easily changed.

Put in the constitution that Lemona shall rule all and all shall bow before thy great King.

Lemona wrote:Put in the constitution that Lemona shall rule all and all shall bow before thy great King.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693190

Lemona wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lemona/detail=factbook/id=1693190

Now this sucks./jk

Is this for real?

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Now this sucks./jk

Is this for real?

yes

Mr Government wrote:Â…

König! Monarchie! Für alle!

Mr Government wrote:

I have a bill proposal

My bill is we kick Lemona out

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a bill proposal

My bill is we kick Lemona out

nO

Socialistic Britain

nOooOoOooOOoooooOOOOooooooioOoOoOoOoooooo

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:YES

[spoiler=brit] I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums the beat

And the loving English feet they went all over us

And every single night when me da' would came home tight

He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two

Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows

How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun

And you frightened them natives to their marrow

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell

When you fought them well and truly persecuted

Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear

When our leaders of sixteen were executed?

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra[/spoiler]

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:YES

I just realized I can change the entire meaning behind this post with one letter

Lemona

Lemona wrote:[spoiler=brit] I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums the beat

And the loving English feet they went all over us

And every single night when me da' would came home tight

He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two

Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows

How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun

And you frightened them natives to their marrow

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell

When you fought them well and truly persecuted

Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear

When our leaders of sixteen were executed?

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra[/spoiler]

WAIT NO

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:WAIT NO

[spoiler=BRIT] Yankee Doodle went to town

A-riding on a pony,

Stuck a feather in his cap

And called it macaroni'.

Chorus:

Yankee Doodle keep it up,

Yankee Doodle dandy,

Mind the music and the step,

And with the girls be handy.

Fath'r and I went down to camp,

Along with Captain Gooding,

And there we saw the men and boys

As thick as hasty pudding.

Chorus

And there we saw a thousand men

As rich as Squire David,

And what they wasted every day,

I wish it could be saved.

Chorus

The 'lasses they eat it every day,

Would keep a house a winter;

They have so much, that I'll be bound,

They eat it when they've mind ter.

Chorus

And there I see a swamping gun

Large as a log of maple,

Upon a deuced little cart,

A load for father's cattle.

Chorus

And every time they shoot it off,

It takes a horn of powder,

and makes a noise like father's gun,

Only a nation louder.

Chorus

I went as nigh to one myself

As 'Siah's inderpinning;

And father went as nigh again,

I thought the deuce was in him.

Chorus

Cousin Simon grew so bold,

I thought he would have cocked it;

It scared me so I shrinked it off

And hung by father's pocket.

Chorus

And Cap'n Davis had a gun,

He kind of clapt his hand on't

And stuck a crooked stabbing iron

Upon the little end on't

Chorus

And there I see a pumpkin shell

As big as mother's bason,

And every time they touched it off

They scampered like the nation.

Chorus

I see a little barrel too,

The heads were made of leather;

They knocked on it with little clubs

And called the folks together.

Chorus

And there was Cap'n Washington,

And gentle folks about him;

They say he's grown so 'tarnal proud

He will not ride without em'.

Chorus

He got him on his meeting clothes,

Upon a slapping stallion;

He sat the world along in rows,

In hundreds and in millions.

Chorus

The flaming ribbons in his hat,

They looked so tearing fine, ah,

I wanted dreadfully to get

To give to my Jemima.

Chorus

I see another snarl of men

A digging graves they told me,

So 'tarnal long, so 'tarnal deep,

They 'tended they should hold me.

Chorus

It scared me so, I hooked it off,

Nor stopped, as I remember,

Nor turned about till I got home,

Locked up in mother's chamber[/spoiler]

Lemona wrote:[spoiler=BRIT] Yankee Doodle went to town

A-riding on a pony,

Stuck a feather in his cap

And called it macaroni'.

Chorus:

Yankee Doodle keep it up,

Yankee Doodle dandy,

Mind the music and the step,

And with the girls be handy.

Fath'r and I went down to camp,

Along with Captain Gooding,

And there we saw the men and boys

As thick as hasty pudding.

Chorus

And there we saw a thousand men

As rich as Squire David,

And what they wasted every day,

I wish it could be saved.

Chorus

The 'lasses they eat it every day,

Would keep a house a winter;

They have so much, that I'll be bound,

They eat it when they've mind ter.

Chorus

And there I see a swamping gun

Large as a log of maple,

Upon a deuced little cart,

A load for father's cattle.

Chorus

And every time they shoot it off,

It takes a horn of powder,

and makes a noise like father's gun,

Only a nation louder.

Chorus

I went as nigh to one myself

As 'Siah's inderpinning;

And father went as nigh again,

I thought the deuce was in him.

Chorus

Cousin Simon grew so bold,

I thought he would have cocked it;

It scared me so I shrinked it off

And hung by father's pocket.

Chorus

And Cap'n Davis had a gun,

He kind of clapt his hand on't

And stuck a crooked stabbing iron

Upon the little end on't

Chorus

And there I see a pumpkin shell

As big as mother's bason,

And every time they touched it off

They scampered like the nation.

Chorus

I see a little barrel too,

The heads were made of leather;

They knocked on it with little clubs

And called the folks together.

Chorus

And there was Cap'n Washington,

And gentle folks about him;

They say he's grown so 'tarnal proud

He will not ride without em'.

Chorus

He got him on his meeting clothes,

Upon a slapping stallion;

He sat the world along in rows,

In hundreds and in millions.

Chorus

The flaming ribbons in his hat,

They looked so tearing fine, ah,

I wanted dreadfully to get

To give to my Jemima.

Chorus

I see another snarl of men

A digging graves they told me,

So 'tarnal long, so 'tarnal deep,

They 'tended they should hold me.

Chorus

It scared me so, I hooked it off,

Nor stopped, as I remember,

Nor turned about till I got home,

Locked up in mother's chamber[/spoiler]

NO STOP

Lemona

These songs suck

Not even a rap smh

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:These songs suck

Not even a rap smh

what did you say about folk songs? And protest songs?

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:what did you say about folk songs? And protest songs?

Ardeyn wrote:These songs suck

Not even a rap smh

Socialistic Britain

Ardeyn wrote:

jajahqhqhqhqhahahahahahavaavav

Socialistic Britain

I have nothing to do but I don't feel tired

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Honestly I do think there should be fake nations or something like that

i agree!! it's no fun expanding when there is no action. The roars of jet engines and the rumbling of tanks and warc- i mean diplomacy, i think there should be fake nations.. and aggressive ones also, so we can put ECLIPSE to use.....

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i agree!! it's no fun expanding when there is no action. The roars of jet engines and the rumbling of tanks and warc- i mean diplomacy, i think there should be fake nations.. and aggressive ones also, so we can put ECLIPSE to use.....

Yes!

I mainly just want to practice roleplaying a war ngl.

Lemona

why does every time i look away from France, it gets worse and worse

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:why does every time i look away from France, it gets worse and worse

You mean Gaul?

Socialistic Britain

Britain and I finally share a good border like Allies do!

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Britain and I finally share a good border like Allies do!

ah yes

Very good allies

[sub]I'm not planning an invasion, trust me[/sub]

Lemona

Is it a good thing IÂ’m allied with both nations I border? So I donÂ’t have to worry about enemies on it? Also Lkandria remember I wouldnÂ’t attack you because we made a deal that I give infinite lemons to allow my troops to train in Iceland,

Lemona wrote:sure. And a lifetime supply of lemons for your whole nation. We are very happy to give lemons as we lead region in agriculture

Lemona wrote:Is it a good thing IÂ’m allied with both nations I border? So I donÂ’t have to worry about enemies on it? Also Lkandria remember I wouldnÂ’t attack you because we made a deal that I give infinite lemons to allow my troops to train in Iceland,

I'm not an expert in "politics" or god forbid "diplomacy" but I'd say being allies with the nation's you border is good

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:ah yes

Very good allies

[sub]I'm not planning an invasion, trust me[/sub]

My people can cancel you

[sub]the scariest army, twitter karens![/sub]

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