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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
do you have any monarch statues I can buy
Just like me fr
Lemona
No, we demolished them all, but we do have a Robert Griffiths statue if you want it
Lemona
Ur fluffy?
The wolf ears I own are and my hair is very fluffy
Lemona
how the hell
nevermind
I was gonna say I was gonna use it to bring the monarchs out of ur nation
Sicario Mercenary Corps
r u a brony
am girl and no
Lemona
[pre]Teampizzan crew loads onto the newly added spacecraft, this will not fail, if anything goes wrong a push of a button turns it back online..
There is only one sector controlling this and this is the last mission orbit because if this fails the country will lose the support of the people.
The crew is Henry Maldonado, George Macron, and Lex Opletree.
“This is the sector you are clear for take off, stay safe out there.. this country depends on it”
Smoke covers the sky as the extremely fast rocket shoots into space and begins to orbit, halfway around the earth a problem emerges.
“It seems we have hit a mysterious nation’s satellite.. This may cause a problem in the future”
“It doesn’t matter just complete the mission”
1 year later
As they are ready to go into the ocean and return home the rocket begins malfunctioning and they begin soaring down into the ocean at worse speeds than before, soon enough they crash into the ocean
2 weeks later
the rocket is found with the dead crew inside.. they completed the mission but died in the process.
“This moment will never be forgotten” says Pizzagod on the news which cut out the part of the story where the crew died.
Nobody in TeamPizza knows who the crew was and nobody knows they died.[/pre]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://youtu.be/YDaHSm_3jXI me when I get slightly irritated
Lemona
AIGHT SO
You got these alien lads called the primogenitors and they are very sci-fi WEEEEE
They decide one day that they are too good for stuff like "manual labour" and "hard work" so they go a-lookin' for a nice little species to enslave, so they can be lazy for the rest of time.
They find the original species of the Protogens (ID remember the name) and note them for their unusually good adaptability.
They y o i n k some of these sweet innocent bois and commit horrific genetic and cybernetic experiments on them until out pops protogens. THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE LORE THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST HALF AT BEST.
Ok so quick note on where protos come from: Ya start with some dna. Ya infuse some of that dna into an egg of the protoaster's original species. Ya stick that in a tube and wait a couple weeks until you get a full-grown proto. You then cut of their arms, legs, tails and faces and replace them with nanite-machine versions. Ya then stick em in VR chat for a bit so they can figure out how to walk, talk, and do the job they're assigned to.
OK so now the primogenitors have a new slave species of brain washed toasters. Eventually some of the more advanced toasters figure out that being enslaved is kinda not great, so they then go around telling all the other toasters that slavery probably isn't great. This sparks uprisings and a war between protos and primogenitors. Eventually they come to a peace agreement and the toaster bois have free will or something now.
I'm not sure when exactly but somewhere during all this the Primagens get invented, they're basically bigger, better protogens. MM LORE MAEK ME HAPI MM
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
This is the lore as I remember it, may have changed since I last checked but this is the basics
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Oh so they pulled a SPARTAN-II program on them?
Lemona
Kinda but its an entire species
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
ok
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
that must be why xeri likes to give you pats
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
so uh
whats the verdict on fave
sorry im invading the soviet union as earth vader
Lemona, Xerimerc
Still very cool and very cute I saw some Images
Lemona, Xerimerc
M yes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
xeri gives everybody those
Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/wcOUa5fH-Ck
Xerimerc
no seriously this mod is sick
i easily conquered the entire middle east, from egypt to turkey to afghanistan to yemen as as derth vader-lead kuwait
very overpowered
i join axis and now i can steal a bunch of land
Lemona, Xerimerc
Me especially tho cuz Im so fluffy and I have big floof tail
Lemona
when did they become gay and hot
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
buwt specialy sicairo uwu
Lemona
I donÂ’t know whatÂ’s so nice about patting me who is dressed in armor
Xerimerc
*pat* *pat* *pat*
*SLAP*
sure
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
uuh That came when they got their free will and stuff after that war thing
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Remember when u guys were enemies and Sicario tried to kill two of ur scientists working for me
Xerimerc
*pat*
wow that is soft
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
hmmmmmmmmmm
Xerimerc
MM YOU ALL SHALL RECIEVE PATS
I SHALL DIE IF IT MEANS MAXIMISING PATS
MM
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
patman
Xerimerc
Its a love hate relationship
Lemona, Xerimerc
No please,
GOD PLEASE NO
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Which way around is it
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://youtu.be/CIGHCoVzqtk
the theme for the war against the non toaster bois
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ummm pizza r u copying my thing by making you a elective monarchy
ya
Lemona, Xerimerc
hey that sounds like us lemona!
at some points we wish each other would explode into a million pieces and other times we wish we could kill each other!
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
https://youtu.be/k8-jbnYImig
Lemona, Xerimerc
No
Lemona
yaey
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
yes cuz itÂ’s my thing
Xerimerc
kiss her
KISS HER
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
IÂ’m a corrupt government not a electoral monarchy
Lemona, Xerimerc
Raiden from Metal Gear Rising is so f*cking hot omg
Lemona, Xerimerc
IÂ’m corrupt too
so ur copying me even more >:(
Xerimerc
no
Xerimerc
yas
Lemona
no
Xerimerc
alright i need to beat up the soviet union so bye
Lemona, Xerimerc
I can see where you're coming from
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Nah one of my policies is Sortition
You hav native representation
Lemona, Xerimerc
Sortition in my opinion is more corrupt
Lemona, Xerimerc
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Lemona, Xerimerc
is he british?
Xerimerc
I do not believe so side not SO IS SENATOR ARMSTRONG ID LET HIM ST
Lemona, Xerimerc
no because that gives the people stuff
ItÂ’s more corrupt when you limit who can hold office
Xerimerc
https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gif-24326865 :3
Lemona
senator looks fat
Xerimerc
404 error
Lemona, Xerimerc
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/87/2c/85872c287d1276fc75fdd1626bb02e09.jpg
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
WeÂ’ll I still have NO INTERNET AND STATE PRESS
Besides I want my old Liberal Democratic Socialists title back
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
shame
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
https://youtu.be/owEKTfe1Gno
Lemona, Xerimerc
I disagree
Xerimerc
HERESY
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ohno not the femboy supremacy
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Tis true my comrade
Lemona, Xerimerc
Femboy bad
Xerimerc
No.. it canÂ’t beÂ
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
People also disagree on the shape of the earth.
mm oh yes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 ECONOMY
Lemona, Xerimerc
He's Liberian
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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Lemona, Xerimerc
oh
so American africa
Xerimerc
I thought I escaped the femboys years ago, I MUST ESCAPE THEM AGAIN
Lemona, Xerimerc
JESSE JESSE WE NEED TO COOK MET
Lemona, Xerimerc
I wiwll fiwnd you uwu
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Lemona
my economy better then urs haha
Yeah obviously the earth is on a turtle
Xerimerc
ARWE U FEMBOY
Lemona, Xerimerc
4 elephants on a turtle*
Lemona, Xerimerc
I have aspirations, yes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I will escape the femboys
*drowns self*
YOU CANT GET ME IF IM DEAD
Lemona, Xerimerc
I would offer to give u some skirts and stuff but that would violate some online privacy rules stuff probably
Lemona, Xerimerc
BUT SLAYYYYYYYYYY
Lemona, Xerimerc
he is british of course he is
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Are you sure about that :3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Necrophilia moment?
Lemona, Xerimerc
No, it.. it canÂ’t be
THE FEMBOYS ARE EVRYWHERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Oh lord
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
imagine
Lemona, Xerimerc
*morphs into femboy*
Lemona, Xerimerc
MM Probably not thats a crime...
Is necromancy a crime?
Does necromancy count?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
[B]Its Morbin Time
Lemona, Xerimerc
*boop* :3
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
This is bad
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
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Written by Refuge Isle.