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i need the moon map lol

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:i need the moon map lol

Britain has it

Kind of

They don’t want to do it lol

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:[sub]Greg, are you going to the demands[/sub]

[sub]kinda don't, kinda can't[/sub]

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:[sub]kinda don't, kinda can't[/sub]

[sub] ok I will [/sub]

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:[sub] ok I will [/sub]

[sub]this'll be interesting..[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]this'll be interesting..[/sub]

[sub]I feel shame about what's going to happen considering we are nearing the 1000 page mark[/sub]

Lemona

We're so close to page 1000!

Vlaskal, Lemona

3 MORE PAGES 3 WE NEED MORE 3!!!!

BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR S BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria, for the hefty ton of 50,000,000 trillion… Euros because they worth more, we here at randomname.com would like to purchase land.

Our people are Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Kaltburg, Vlaskal, Mr Government, and I.

We would like land.

Scotland and the Netherlands for Britain, your Canadian lands and Greenland for Mr Government, your Northern Germanlands for Kaltburg along with southern CAR, your south Germanlands and Austria for I along with Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Gambia.

Vlaskal will receive your Russian land and TeamPizza will receive Guinea, Sierra Leone, and the Ivory Coast.

Each member will pay their own 50 million.

P.S.

You declining will with out a doubt not end up with billions of lives put to an end.

Thanks!

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]this'll be interesting..[/sub]

[sub]psst, why are we whispering all of a sudden you tea drinking br*t?[/sub]

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Lkandria, for the hefty ton of 50,000,000 trillion… Euros because they worth more, we here at randomname.com would like to purchase land.

Our people are Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Kaltburg, Vlaskal, Mr Government, and I.

We would like land.

Scotland and the Netherlands for Britain, your Canadian lands and Greenland for Mr Government, your Northern Germanlands for Kaltburg along with southern CAR, your south Germanlands and Austria for I along with Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Gambia.

Vlaskal will receive your Russian land and TeamPizza will receive Guinea, Sierra Leone, and the Ivory Coast.

Each member will pay their own 50 million.

P.S.

You declining will with out a doubt not end up with billions of lives put to an end.

Thanks!

i don't want land, too much territory to defend, makes me feel uneasy...

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Lkandria, for the hefty ton of 50,000,000 trillion… Euros because they worth more, we here at randomname.com would like to purchase land.

Our people are Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Kaltburg, Vlaskal, Mr Government, and I.

We would like land.

Scotland and the Netherlands for Britain, your Canadian lands and Greenland for Mr Government, your Northern Germanlands for Kaltburg along with southern CAR, your south Germanlands and Austria for I along with Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Gambia.

Vlaskal will receive your Russian land and TeamPizza will receive Guinea, Sierra Leone, and the Ivory Coast.

Each member will pay their own 50 million.

P.S.

You declining will with out a doubt not end up with billions of lives put to an end.

Thanks!

We can also pay you tax money if you want.

And remember, this will NOT end with the death of billions of human lives.

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:i don't want land, too much territory to defend, makes me feel uneasy...

Okay

So remove Vlaskal

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Okay

So remove Vlaskal

i think you should edit?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i think you should edit?

no

Lkandria remove Vlaskal from the equation thanks.

no

also this will not end with billions not returning to their families if you decline

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Lkandria, for the hefty ton of 50,000,000 trillion… Euros because they worth more, we here at randomname.com would like to purchase land.

Our people are Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Kaltburg, Vlaskal, Mr Government, and I.

We would like land.

Scotland and the Netherlands for Britain, your Canadian lands and Greenland for Mr Government, your Northern Germanlands for Kaltburg along with southern CAR, your south Germanlands and Austria for I along with Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Gambia.

Vlaskal will receive your Russian land and TeamPizza will receive Guinea, Sierra Leone, and the Ivory Coast.

Each member will pay their own 50 million.

P.S.

You declining will with out a doubt not end up with billions of lives put to an end.

Thanks!

No

Vlaskal

Lkandria wrote:No

Okay, can i have more weapons then..?

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:No

Okay

This will without a doubt not end with billions with bullets everywhere

Lkandrian soldiers everywhere are put on high alert. War planes are ordered to fly 24/7 patrols. All reservists and national guard are activated. All fleets are also order to run 24/7 patrols. The entirety of Lkandria ready for any war

Vlaskal wrote:Okay, can i have more weapons then..?

Sure. If you help me

Vlaskal

Lkandria wrote:Sure. If you help me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Lkandrian soldiers everywhere are put on high alert. War planes are ordered to fly 24/7 patrols. All reservists and national guard are activated. All fleets are also order to run 24/7 patrols. The entirety of Lkandria ready for any war

huh

weird

I literally said that wouldn’t not happen without a doubt

Vlaskal wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

On one hand, your betraying your allies,

On the other hand, guns

Lkandria wrote:Lkandrian soldiers everywhere are put on high alert. War planes are ordered to fly 24/7 patrols. All reservists and national guard are activated. All fleets are also order to run 24/7 patrols. The entirety of Lkandria ready for any war

"Our shells will water their crops!"

Vlaskal wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I’ll give you them for free if you help me. Also 50 trillion is way too low considering my economy is 1 quintillion

Kaltburg wrote:"Our shells will water their crops!"

Your mistake

Lemona wrote:On one hand, your betraying your allies,

On the other hand, guns

That's why i'm thinking about it okay?

what would "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" even mean if that is not it's function???

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:"Our shells will water their crops!"

Yeahhhh!

New-Union hey wanna get revenge on Lemona. Vlaskal do you really wanna support your allies aggressive war? New United Common-Lands Aye wanna help me out? Lemona is being aggressive again

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

OKAY! im getting pressured here :(

New United Common-Lands you're the only ally i have that's neutral, can you have a cup of tea with me? i need consultation..

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:OKAY! im getting pressured here :(

New United Common-Lands you're the only ally i have that's neutral, can you have a cup of tea with me? i need consultation..

You don’t have to fight

The RAF, British army And Royal navy are put on alert

Anyway this will be interesting

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:You don’t have to fight

....... i won't be back until later

so i have a lot to think about whether or not my judgement is flawed.

Lemona

Ardeyn

The Union Of Socialist British States

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic

You are all a part of ACE and one of ACEs objectives is to work against capitalist nations and here we have one attacking a socialist nation (don’t mind that I don’t have socialism as one of my policies. Accidentally removed it cause nations states is unclear about consequences) for no reason besides rejecting their outrageous demands. I suggest that you help us, Lkandria, in beating this obvious capitalist aggression

New United Common-Lands

Socialistic Britain wrote:The RAF, British army And Royal navy are put on alert

Anyway this will be interesting

RAF stands for Royal air force..? i thought you were socialist..?

Lemona

The merchant ship, Italia, has begun to go through the Danish Strait to bring food and supplies to Lemonan Latvia.

I’m trying to assemble the Avengers right now

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:RAF stands for Royal air force..? i thought you were socialist..?

Think about it later

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I’m trying to assemble the Avengers right now

yassss

Lemona wrote:The merchant ship, Italia, has begun to go through the Danish Strait to bring food and supplies to Lemonan Latvia.

The ship is followed by a stealth drone

Lkandria wrote:Ardeyn

The Union Of Socialist British States

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic

You are all a part of ACE and one of ACEs objectives is to work against capitalist nations and here we have one attacking a socialist nation (don’t mind that I don’t have socialism as one of my policies. Accidentally removed it cause nations states is unclear about consequences) for no reason besides rejecting their outrageous demands. I suggest that you help us, Lkandria, in beating this obvious capitalist aggression

Wait

That isn't even the right Britain

Lemona wrote:yassss

It’d be interesting if this became a world war

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Ardeyn

The Union Of Socialist British States

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic

You are all a part of ACE and one of ACEs objectives is to work against capitalist nations and here we have one attacking a socialist nation (don’t mind that I don’t have socialism as one of my policies. Accidentally removed it cause nations states is unclear about consequences) for no reason besides rejecting their outrageous demands. I suggest that you help us, Lkandria, in beating this obvious capitalist aggression

"capitalist aggression"

:))))

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wait

That isn't even the right Britain

Oops didn’t read the entire thing

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:The ship is followed by a stealth drone

Italia begins to take a wrong turn, and starts going towards Stockholm.

Lkandria wrote:It’d be interesting if this became a world war

Honestly I kinda want it to be for some fun

Kaltburg

Kaltburg wrote:"capitalist aggression"

:))))

That’s mostly directed towards Lemona. I don’t consider you a threat

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:"capitalist aggression"

:))))

Technically I’m partly socialist.

Just sayin.

Lemona wrote:Italia begins to take a wrong turn, and starts going towards Stockholm.

The ship is accepted into the port and are told that they are in the wrong port. They are directed to Latvia

New United Common-Lands

*The Kaltburg Navy begins a blockade around the Danish Straits*

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Ardeyn

The Union Of Socialist British States

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic

You are all a part of ACE and one of ACEs objectives is to work against capitalist nations and here we have one attacking a socialist nation (don’t mind that I don’t have socialism as one of my policies. Accidentally removed it cause nations states is unclear about consequences) for no reason besides rejecting their outrageous demands. I suggest that you help us, Lkandria, in beating this obvious capitalist aggression

Also I wanna tell you something, you can find the results of every single issue just be searching it. That’s what I use to determine what I choose.

Lkandria wrote:The ship is accepted into the port and are told that they are in the wrong port. They are directed to Latvia

On the way, something goes wrong in the cargo. The bottom deck lights on fire.

Kaltburg wrote:*The Kaltburg Navy begins a blockade around the Danish Straits*

The fleet is told “Halt this blockade. Not only is it foolish as we can just use Norwegian ports, you are blocking the international flow of good through the Danish Straights. Failure to comply will result in compete and udder destruction of your fleet”

New United Common-Lands

Lkandria wrote:The fleet is told “Halt this blockade. Not only is it foolish as we can just use Norwegian ports, you are blocking the international flow of good through the Danish Straights. Failure to comply will result in compete and udder destruction of your fleet”

Yeah lol I kinda need that strait

That’s why I wanted to try and buy land.

Lemona wrote:On the way, something goes wrong in the cargo. The bottom deck lights on fire.

Are they still in the port? If so Lkandrian firefighters try to help put out the flame

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Are they still in the port? If so Lkandrian firefighters try to help put out the flame

They are in the middle of the baltic

Lemona wrote:Yeah lol I kinda need that strait

That’s why I wanted to try and buy land.

It’s technically international territory cause it’s straights or something. I just have the power to block it off anytime I feel like it

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:It’s technically international territory cause it’s straights or something. I just have the power to block it off anytime I feel like it

I fully claim the strait of Gibraltar.

Also I don’t think we’ve implemented EEZ zones

Lemona wrote:They are in the middle of the baltic

Ah. Lkandrian fire boats are dispatched to the ship to help put out the fire, which is still being followed by the drone

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:The fleet is told “Halt this blockade. Not only is it foolish as we can just use Norwegian ports, you are blocking the international flow of good through the Danish Straights. Failure to comply will result in compete and udder destruction of your fleet”

a ship replies...

.-- . .-. . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-.. . - - .. -. --. / -. --- -. / .-.. -.- .- -. -.. .-. .. .- -. / ... .... .. .--. ... / .--. .- ... ... / .-.. --- .-..

Lemona wrote:I fully claim the strait of Gibraltar.

Also I don’t think we’ve implemented EEZ zones

Straights irl are weird. Like anyone can use the Malaysia straights but it can blocked off at pretty much anytime if Malaysia feels like it

Lemona, Kaltburg

Kaltburg wrote:a ship replies...

.-- . .-. . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-.. . - - .. -. --. / -. --- -. / .-.. -.- .- -. -.. .-. .. .- -. / ... .... .. .--. ... / .--. .- ... ... / .-.. --- .-..

“…”

“That is still a blockade. Stop the blockade or risk being destroyed”

Brendene I know you lost territory. Help me out and we can recover the territory to lost to Kultburg

-.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-. / -.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-.

Lkandria wrote:Ah. Lkandrian fire boats are dispatched to the ship to help put out the fire, which is still being followed by the drone

A bomb goes off the in the deck. It is unknown who has done this. Luckily, all passengers have made it to the top deck. Lifeboats are put out for passengers to jump on, women and children first.

Ignoring other parts, there are three suspects.

Stephen Corzcak, a young man, his parents are immigrants from Lkandria.

Henry Osborn, a middle aged man from Corsica having ties with the major terrorist group in Lemona, the Corsican Resistance.

And Edward Booth a Lkandrian sympathizer from Gaul.

Lkandria wrote:Brendene I know you lost territory. Help me out and we can recover the territory to lost to Kultburg

Can I tell you something?

We offered Brenden more territory in the territory purchase which failed. But he hasn’t been online for two weekz

Lemona wrote:Can I tell you something?

We offered Brenden more territory in the territory purchase which failed. But he hasn’t been online for two weekz

Worth a shot

Lemona

Lemona wrote:A bomb goes off the in the deck. It is unknown who has done this. Luckily, all passengers have made it to the top deck. Lifeboats are put out for passengers to jump on, women and children first.

Ignoring other parts, there are three suspects.

Stephen Corzcak, a young man, his parents are immigrants from Lkandria.

Henry Osborn, a middle aged man from Corsica having ties with the major terrorist group in Lemona, the Corsican Resistance.

And Edward Booth a Lkandrian sympathizer from Gaul.

All are take too Lkandria for safety purposes. Lkandrian authorities wait for Lemonan police to come and pick up the suspects

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:All are take too Lkandria for safety purposes. Lkandrian authorities wait for Lemonan police to come and pick up the suspects

I’ll just have our version of the CIA come pick ‘em up.

Also for your info, the sympathizer had no true ties to your country.

Kaltburg wrote:-.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-. / -.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-.

A Lkandrian merchant ship attempts to pass through the straight escorted by two destroyers

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I’ll just have our version of the CIA come pick ‘em up.

Also for your info, the sympathizer had no true ties to your country.

Interesting

Lemona

999 😳

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Greater Drussi wrote:999 😳

Flip around 😳

Greater Drussi

oh hell yeah

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Flip around 😳

😟😟😟😟

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg

1000 Woohoo

Oh Kyle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

ONE TGOUSAND!

Oh Kyle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi

Truly incredible

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Greater Drussi wrote:😟😟😟😟

congrats on page 1000

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona

TEAHHH

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi

WOOO

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona

lezzzz goooo

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi

🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:WOOO

for the 6th anniversary thing you should also put something in the background that’s an Easter egg about the 1,000 pages

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi

Also Lemona

I would like to announce

I'm switching sides and am now with Lkandria

Apologies comrade

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi

1000

Oh Kyle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Also Lemona

I would like to announce

I'm switching sides and am now with Lkandria

Apologies comrade

for your info, Lkandria and I have even roleplaying a ship called the Italia, a Lemonan merchant ship that is going through the danish strait to reach Latvia.

and also

star wars

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria

Following the increase of tension in Europe, the Ardic military shores up the [nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation] defences, particularly near the Lemonan border, with turrets, bunkers, and missiles. 10,000 extra soldiers are also stationed in the country.

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands

Ardeyn wrote:Following the increase of tension in Europe, the Ardic military shores up the [nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation] defences, particularly near the Lemonan border, with turrets, bunkers, and missiles. 10,000 extra soldiers are also stationed in the country.

idc

I have a crime to deal with

Lkandria

Kaltburg wrote:congrats on page 1000

I responded to your Morse code of eating clam chowder or something

Lemona

Lemona wrote:for your info, Lkandria and I have even roleplaying a ship called the Italia, a Lemonan merchant ship that is going through the danish strait to reach Latvia.

and also

star wars

Oh god I can hear the star wars theme

AAAAA

Lkandria, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:A Lkandrian merchant ship attempts to pass through the straight escorted by two destroyers

"Halt! What cargo do you contain?"

Lkandria, Lemona

Lkandria, because the ship was in near you, may you help find out the suspect who bombed the Italia?

Personally I believe it’s the Corsican guy

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands

Greater Drussi wrote:1000 Woohoo

Lemona wrote:ONE TGOUSAND!

Kaltburg wrote:congrats on page 1000

Lemona wrote:lezzzz goooo

Greater Drussi wrote:🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳

Lkandria wrote:1000

Ladies and gentleman.... WE GOT EM

Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Astravica

Lemona wrote:Lkandria, because the ship was in near you, may you help find out the suspect who bombed the Italia?

Personally I believe it’s the Corsican guy

Of course, we will interview the firemen on board to figure out what they saw

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:"Halt! What cargo do you contain?"

“Weapons”

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh god I can hear the star wars theme

AAAAA

wait also

does that mean you break alliance?

Lkandria

Lkandria wrote:“Weapons”

What a non suspicious thing to be carrying

Lkandria

Lkandria wrote:“Weapons”

"we're sorry we're not allowed to let you pass"

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

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