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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
i need the moon map lol
Lemona
Britain has it
Kind of
They dont want to do it lol
Socialistic Britain
[sub]kinda don't, kinda can't[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[sub] ok I will [/sub]
Socialistic Britain
[sub]this'll be interesting..[/sub]
Lemona
[sub]I feel shame about what's going to happen considering we are nearing the 1000 page mark[/sub]
Lemona
We're so close to page 1000!
Vlaskal, Lemona
3 MORE PAGES 3 WE NEED MORE 3!!!!
BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR S BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Lkandria, for the hefty ton of 50,000,000 trillion Euros because they worth more, we here at randomname.com would like to purchase land.
Our people are Socialistic Britain, Teampizza, Kaltburg, Vlaskal, Mr Government, and I.
We would like land.
Scotland and the Netherlands for Britain, your Canadian lands and Greenland for Mr Government, your Northern Germanlands for Kaltburg along with southern CAR, your south Germanlands and Austria for I along with Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Gambia.
Vlaskal will receive your Russian land and TeamPizza will receive Guinea, Sierra Leone, and the Ivory Coast.
Each member will pay their own 50 million.
P.S.
You declining will with out a doubt not end up with billions of lives put to an end.
Thanks!
Socialistic Britain
[sub]psst, why are we whispering all of a sudden you tea drinking br*t?[/sub]
Socialistic Britain
i don't want land, too much territory to defend, makes me feel uneasy...
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
We can also pay you tax money if you want.
And remember, this will NOT end with the death of billions of human lives.
Socialistic Britain
Okay
So remove Vlaskal
Socialistic Britain
i think you should edit?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
no
Lkandria remove Vlaskal from the equation thanks.
no
also this will not end with billions not returning to their families if you decline
Socialistic Britain
No
Vlaskal
Okay, can i have more weapons then..?
Lemona
Okay
This will without a doubt not end with billions with bullets everywhere
Lkandrian soldiers everywhere are put on high alert. War planes are ordered to fly 24/7 patrols. All reservists and national guard are activated. All fleets are also order to run 24/7 patrols. The entirety of Lkandria ready for any war
Sure. If you help me
Vlaskal
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lemona
huh
weird
I literally said that wouldnt not happen without a doubt
On one hand, your betraying your allies,
On the other hand, guns
"Our shells will water their crops!"
Ill give you them for free if you help me. Also 50 trillion is way too low considering my economy is 1 quintillion
Your mistake
That's why i'm thinking about it okay?
what would "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" even mean if that is not it's function???
Lemona
Yeahhhh!
New-Union hey wanna get revenge on Lemona. Vlaskal do you really wanna support your allies aggressive war? New United Common-Lands Aye wanna help me out? Lemona is being aggressive again
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
OKAY! im getting pressured here :(
New United Common-Lands you're the only ally i have that's neutral, can you have a cup of tea with me? i need consultation..
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
You dont have to fight
The RAF, British army And Royal navy are put on alert
Anyway this will be interesting
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
....... i won't be back until later
so i have a lot to think about whether or not my judgement is flawed.
Lemona
The Union Of Socialist British States
You are all a part of ACE and one of ACEs objectives is to work against capitalist nations and here we have one attacking a socialist nation (dont mind that I dont have socialism as one of my policies. Accidentally removed it cause nations states is unclear about consequences) for no reason besides rejecting their outrageous demands. I suggest that you help us, Lkandria, in beating this obvious capitalist aggression
New United Common-Lands
RAF stands for Royal air force..? i thought you were socialist..?
Lemona
The merchant ship, Italia, has begun to go through the Danish Strait to bring food and supplies to Lemonan Latvia.
Im trying to assemble the Avengers right now
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Think about it later
Lemona
yassss
The ship is followed by a stealth drone
Wait
That isn't even the right Britain
Itd be interesting if this became a world war
Lemona
"capitalist aggression"
:))))
Oops didnt read the entire thing
Lemona
Italia begins to take a wrong turn, and starts going towards Stockholm.
Honestly I kinda want it to be for some fun
Kaltburg
Thats mostly directed towards Lemona. I dont consider you a threat
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Technically Im partly socialist.
Just sayin.
The ship is accepted into the port and are told that they are in the wrong port. They are directed to Latvia
New United Common-Lands
*The Kaltburg Navy begins a blockade around the Danish Straits*
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Also I wanna tell you something, you can find the results of every single issue just be searching it. Thats what I use to determine what I choose.
On the way, something goes wrong in the cargo. The bottom deck lights on fire.
The fleet is told Halt this blockade. Not only is it foolish as we can just use Norwegian ports, you are blocking the international flow of good through the Danish Straights. Failure to comply will result in compete and udder destruction of your fleet
New United Common-Lands
Yeah lol I kinda need that strait
Thats why I wanted to try and buy land.
Are they still in the port? If so Lkandrian firefighters try to help put out the flame
Lemona
They are in the middle of the baltic
Its technically international territory cause its straights or something. I just have the power to block it off anytime I feel like it
Lemona
I fully claim the strait of Gibraltar.
Also I dont think weve implemented EEZ zones
Ah. Lkandrian fire boats are dispatched to the ship to help put out the fire, which is still being followed by the drone
Lemona
a ship replies...
.-- . .-. . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-.. . - - .. -. --. / -. --- -. / .-.. -.- .- -. -.. .-. .. .- -. / ... .... .. .--. ... / .--. .- ... ... / .-.. --- .-..
Straights irl are weird. Like anyone can use the Malaysia straights but it can blocked off at pretty much anytime if Malaysia feels like it
Lemona, Kaltburg
That is still a blockade. Stop the blockade or risk being destroyed
Brendene I know you lost territory. Help me out and we can recover the territory to lost to Kultburg
-.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-. / -.-. .-.. .- -- / -.-. .... --- .-- -.. . .-.
A bomb goes off the in the deck. It is unknown who has done this. Luckily, all passengers have made it to the top deck. Lifeboats are put out for passengers to jump on, women and children first.
Ignoring other parts, there are three suspects.
Stephen Corzcak, a young man, his parents are immigrants from Lkandria.
Henry Osborn, a middle aged man from Corsica having ties with the major terrorist group in Lemona, the Corsican Resistance.
And Edward Booth a Lkandrian sympathizer from Gaul.
Can I tell you something?
We offered Brenden more territory in the territory purchase which failed. But he hasnt been online for two weekz
Worth a shot
Lemona
All are take too Lkandria for safety purposes. Lkandrian authorities wait for Lemonan police to come and pick up the suspects
Lemona
Ill just have our version of the CIA come pick em up.
Also for your info, the sympathizer had no true ties to your country.
A Lkandrian merchant ship attempts to pass through the straight escorted by two destroyers
Lemona
Interesting
Lemona
999 😳
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Cool
Lemona
Flip around 😳
Greater Drussi
oh hell yeah
Lemona
😟😟😟😟
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
1000 Woohoo
Oh Kyle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
ONE TGOUSAND!
Oh Kyle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
Truly incredible
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
congrats on page 1000
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona
TEAHHH
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
WOOO
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona
lezzzz goooo
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
for the 6th anniversary thing you should also put something in the background thats an Easter egg about the 1,000 pages
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi
1000
Oh Kyle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
for your info, Lkandria and I have even roleplaying a ship called the Italia, a Lemonan merchant ship that is going through the danish strait to reach Latvia.
and also
star wars
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria
Following the increase of tension in Europe, the Ardic military shores up the [nation=noflag]New United Common-lands[/nation] defences, particularly near the Lemonan border, with turrets, bunkers, and missiles. 10,000 extra soldiers are also stationed in the country.
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands
idc
I have a crime to deal with
Lkandria
I responded to your Morse code of eating clam chowder or something
Lemona
Oh god I can hear the star wars theme
AAAAA
Lkandria, Lemona
"Halt! What cargo do you contain?"
Lkandria, Lemona
Lkandria, because the ship was in near you, may you help find out the suspect who bombed the Italia?
Personally I believe its the Corsican guy
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands
Ladies and gentleman.... WE GOT EM
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Astravica
Of course, we will interview the firemen on board to figure out what they saw
Lemona
Weapons
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
wait also
does that mean you break alliance?
Lkandria
What a non suspicious thing to be carrying
Lkandria
"we're sorry we're not allowed to let you pass"
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
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