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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
are you a Siberian dweller
Lemona
We donÂ’t even have any diplomatic relations you do realize that
I have no opinion of you except you basically mini Lemona with added German.
No we live in Pakistan.
I also have no opinion of you
oh well... At least you are in the land where good food comes from
In fact the only countries I have opinions on are Lemona, NUCL, Britain, and Lkandria.
New United Common-Lands
We are a nation of 277 million displaced French and Germans with some Italians, Bretons, and British.
Lemona
tLemona, britain, NUCL, are my allies/partly/somewhat. I label Socialistic Britain and Lemona as Document worms because they keep SNIFFING THROUGH MY SECRET MILITARY DOCUMENTS!!!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
that's it wheres my icbm
Lemona
I will let you through my lands to get him
give
celt
oops
Our ambassadors usually just end up accidentally finding them
also, my stance on mass murderers is to immediately put them on a hit list and make the military go after them. I will not stop until i gas the rat out of the population, i'll utilize my identity chips to track down the person, death or suffering is what ill do to them. Ñ̶̛͍̱̙͖̥̝͇̥̦̣̿̋̈́̈̏̍̃̓́͋̄̔͊̀͛̂̆͊̍̍̂̎̃͂͒͐̏̚͘͝͝͠ͅƠ̸̧̛̥͕̬̟̤̻̼̰͍͖̻͕̜͙̄̈̔̿͂̔̎̂͂̌̎̐́͒̓̀̋̄̓̋́͂͌̾͛̅̚̕͝͝͝ͅ ̵̡̧̨̢̧̱̦̲̣̟̫̥̯̯͓̣̲͓̹̦͉̫̼̖̳̠̫͓̻͓͕͎̣̈̇ͅM̷̡̛̙̩̲̗̤͈̫͎̰͚̤͖͈͙̳̤̭̍͛̽̌͋̀̅͑͜͜͝E̴̢̛̘͉͖͕̻̘̗̻̗͓̹̥̪̙̘̟̐̄̓͐̀̀͗̂͌̽̊̀̐̊̅͒̂͗̅͘͝Ŕ̴̡̛̬̥̼͇̭̜͖͈̦͓̰̙̹̰͉̮͇̝̘͙̰̘̔̌͗̀̎͑̓́̅̅͂̍̽̅͌͑̑͂̆̊̿̓̑́̃̈́͋͆̏̀̊̅̓̂̑͒͊̓͗̿̾͒̚̕̚͝ͅC̵̡̛̛̯͚̱̮̺̫̮̻̫̭̳͓̬̱̹̮͕͙̞̗̱̪̝̱̼͉̗̥̤̱͓͚͓̼̭̼̩͒͋̀̔̆̓́̋̂̃͗͒̑͗̈́̒̑̔͋̐̓̈́̊̽́͊̄̈̓́̚͘͜͝͝͠͠ͅY̷̢̧̢̳̻̩̯͉̱̙̜̩̞͓̙͓̗̥̤͎̥̭̼͇̜̘̝͍̝͖̻̘̘̩̹̮̫͇̼̠͖̠̘̤̳͐̏̅̎͒̕̚͜͜͠
Lemona
yasssss queen
I have the nukes
Also what burgers
Lemona
He has nukes too stupid
And he also his peopel are Called Kaltburgers, so burgers is just short
Kaltburg
Ok, and I did the research, and, statistically, I canÂ’t win. But if I blitz it through the Ardennes, then I might get something going
Lemona
you might
Get a 1% chance
New United Common-Lands, Brendene
Ha ha ha
Probably not
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Kaltburg
(:
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
February 19, Tallinn.
The president and the head of the defense forces decide to increase the number of soldiers, the number of reserves, equipment and funding for the army.
A decision is made to increase the army from 3 divisions of 6000 people to 7 divisions of 5000 people, tanks will be present in the divisions, albeit in small quantities, and anti-tank rifles and artillery were purchased from the Soviet Union
the reserve will be increased in the coming months from 40,000 to 90,000 and will be well trained
after Germany captured Poland, the advantages of guerrilla warfare were immediately revealed and our troops will also be trained in this
there's a direction id love to expand on but the guy that owns it will obliterate me if i even try provoking them
Lemona
https://youtu.be/wU3ur__geX0
there might be another way though...
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Kaltburg.
The Stasi have eyes everywhere
from Brest to Sevastopol
we see all
Lemona
Uh oh
Guerilla warfare?
Nahhh
Gorilla Warfare
Yesss
Socialistic Britain
[pre]March 1st, 1941, 15:08, CEST, Southern Catalonian Beaches.
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Celtic troops march their way into Tarragona, a rather important city to take.
As they march in, they meet a bunch of Catalonian troops, and the Battle of Tarragona begins. Another example Urban Warfare.[/pre]
Socialistic Britain
who
Socialistic Britain
Hmm..
How much?
Lemona
Map has now been updated
Lemona
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYATAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHEIWHERHIEWTGE
Socialistic Britain
[pre]1941, March 1st, 10:00[/pre]
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[pre]Belfast, Britain[/pre]
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[I][pre]It's a quiet morning in Belfast, Light rain covers the city, Locals of the city have noticed British soldiers coming in from the cities port and travelling down south or west towards the Irish border, locals are concerned but think nothing of it. but in private within government, A telegram has been sent to the Irish President Douglas Hyde, Demanding the Republic of Ireland give up it's land to Britain, This demand is of course denied so a Invasion has been prepared And within the coming months, It's expected the invasion will begin and Ireland will fall.[/pre][/I]
Lemona
Poll
Lemona Polls • The Region That Has No Big Banks Polls • Eligible Polls • All Polls
The Region That Has No Big Banks • Are you excited for the future of the region?
Yodle wrote:
How are you feeling about what the future of the region will look like?
Summary • WA • Influence • Population • Voters
Im excited for the future of the region!: Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Ilha tupi, Aya Democratic Republic, New United Common-lands, The Washington Federation, Mars Hotel, Vlaskal, BrendenE, Herzoslovaquia, Far censh casiandistan, and 1 other.
Im neutral toward the future of the region.: Cosmanea, Voyflen, West difth dnesirsseineth, Santu Surgo, and Lotarmy.
Havent even thought about it before lol: Triangola.
The future is bleak D:: Lemona.
Other (Tell us in the RMB!):
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Hmmm
Ireland is CelticÂ
Socialistic Britain
Y e s
Lemona
[pre]March 2nd, 1941, 0:34, CEST, Tarragona, Catalonia.
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Just like in the previous battle up north, this is Urban warfare.
Bombs drop on towers and buildings collapse. Troops hide behind, in, and even on top of buildings.
Some pairs of division confront groups of Catalonians and they begin to fight out in the streets. As this point the war is looking like a gang fight. A massive one.
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King Gerald receives a telegram from the Irish government, asking for assistance against a possible British Invasion.
The King accepts, and saids aid and some troops into Ireland as a fellow Celtic state.[/pre]
Socialistic Britain
So you donÂ’t think that go wrong in any way?
With a literal Celtic States of Iberia existing and not really liking you because you said you might intervene in Catalonia?
Socialistic Britain
can we plz begin elections
Socialistic Britain
I gtg
Socialistic Britain
Oh, I know what this will do
I just want to make things interesting!
Lemona
IT will cost you half a trillion to maintain and a trillion to buy, don't worry! These tanks are sturdy and are combat effective!!
[sub] at least the one that survived my new anti-tank missile..[/sub]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
On second thought I'm fine with not buying them
Oh btw Lemona, when you join ww2, which side are you gonna be on?
Lemona
I BUY ME ME ME
Allied because at the end I want Sardinia
Socialistic Britain
But~ because you're my dearest ally, ill cut that price to about a billion :3
*uwu catgirl noises*
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
IÂ’ll buy
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona
How many?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
IÂ’ll take a hundred for now
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[pre]1941, March 10th, 11:00[/pre]
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[pre]Northern Ireland, British-Irish Border[/pre]
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[list][pre]The British government has managed to set up 30,000 troops on the British-irish border in over 10 days, More are expected to arrive within the next month, the only problem forming being supply issues, The Government has also had the navy patrolling near Irish waters, keeping a safe distance away.
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Lemona
Oh hmmm
Okay I'll buy
Lemona
Alrighty then!... Ok, the shipment will arrive in four days! if by land through railways of course. Now sign this paper that says that if you copy my design, w/out a permit, you have to pay a fine
Lemona
Could
Could I get a permit?
Lemona
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You'll use these for peaceful reasons right..?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I WANT WANT WANT
Socialistic Britain
[pre]1941, March 11th, 13:05 GMT[/pre]
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[pre]London, Britain.[/pre]
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[list][pre]A telegram is sent to the French President from The British Prime Minister, It enquires about a potential attack from Germany
The Prime Minister also asks if the combined nations of France And Britain will launch any attack on the Germans, The Telegram ends with The Prime Minister stating troops will be arriving to France soon.
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[spoiler]Favenova[/spoiler]
Lemona
Of course of course!
Lemona
Germany
Socialistic Britain
I'm running on 4 hours of sleep
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Ok. How big is the fine?
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
BFL:ST - Match 2
SC - Pinevillian FC v. Emo Core FC
1st Half: 1-3
2nd Half: 1-6
OT: -
DC - Konra FC v. Lemonan Citruses SC
1st Half: 0-0
2nd Half: 1-3
OT: -
(Current standings soon)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
BFL:ST - 1st Round Results
Sanders Conference:
1st: Emo Core FC (2)
2nd: Inter-Kalturg FC (2)
3rd: Pinevillian FC (0)
Dogger Conference:
1st: TeamPizza SC (2)
2nd: Lemonan Citruses SC (2)
3rd: Konra FC (0)
(Ties are broken by goal average and seeding)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Did you know vain disease can do stuff?
Official buddies :D
Vlaskal, Lemona
spooky scary skeletons
send shivers down you spine
New United Common-Lands, Brendene
🌳
New United Common-Lands, Brendene
I've updated the foreign affairs bit for you lemona :D
Lemona
wdym
New United Common-Lands
Nevermind i See :)
New United Common-Lands
I didn't at all just ctrl+c ctrl+v my international relations factbook
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Yes, 'The Skrunkly Scrimblo' is the official and cannonical prefix of Ardeyn
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Ah Yes, the Skrunkly Scrimblo Blimbo Jimbo of Ardeyn
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
all NS dispatches are just Ctrl C and Ctrl V i stole from Ardeyn first :D then added some more flags Lol.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oh also Ardeyn
I'm not going to say what it is but I am making gift
Lemona
hmmmmmmMmMmMmmMMMM
[sub]psst, hey psst Ardeyn
https://i.ibb.co/KGyYXp9/Untitled251-20220712232428.png
Voila[/sub]
[spoiler]sorry for the notice ^^[/spoiler]
Ardeyn, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
VIOLAS SUCK
VIOLINS ARE TEN TIMES BETTER
Astravica
[pre]March 6th, 1941, 14:36, CEST, Tarragona, Catalonia.
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As the battle begins to come to a close, what seems to be another Celtic victory. So far the war is on the Celts favor, with four victories and ports in Barcelona being destroyed.
The Urban warfare continues on, as the the Celts view trench warfare as unnecessary and dangerous, they believe Urban warfare provides a more general area and more protection, even if being a slightly difficult area to fight in.
The troops let Catalonians flee the City as it means less civilian deaths caused by them.
Multiple fights carry on in the streets, with the Celtics better melee skills letting them beat the Catalonians.
A game appears, a game of death. Catalonian and Celtic troops will meet in the streets and alleys, drop their guns and proceed to fight. Melee weapons are allowed, meaning the Celts can use their blades to attack the Catalonians.
Some Catalonians manage to win these fights, but majority are won by Celtic soldiers.
The Battle of Tarragona comes to a close, another Celtic victory, but this time deadly.
Celtic Deaths: 12,356
Catalonian Deaths: 10,764
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March 8th, 1941, 23:29, CEST, Reus, Catalonia.
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The Celts make it to Reus, but the Catalonians hoping to push them in Trenches stand outside the town, preparing to fight.
The Celtics are not going to stop to make trenches, and instead run straight towards the Catalonians, despite it being Suicidal the Celts do manage to push them in the city, to continue with Urban Warfare, starting the Battle of Reus.
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March 10th, 1941, 10:42, CEST, Figueres, Catalonia.
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With the Celtics in the north making sure to secure the main parts of the Northern coast, they head towards Figueres. This time it appears the Catalonian military deserted the city.
They become suspicious, and carefully enter the town. There are small amounts of Catalonian soldiers, but not enough to defend a city. They search the whole town, and even raise the Celtic flag above the town square, claiming it as theirs.
They are weirded out by this and look around a bit more. Citizens just pass by in fear of the Celtic soldiers. The citizens seem to be just as confused as the troops as why they arenÂ’t being defended.
A small militia stays in the city, just in case.
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Around the same time as Figueres is found, soldiers finally arrive in Ireland, and meet up with Irish troops. They ride in buggies heading up towards the border with the British, and spot British soldiers. Many soldiers. The IRA has seemed to join sides with the Irish government to protect the nation from the invaders.[/pre]
okay I got a lot covered and in less then an hour IÂ’ll get more
This is the flag of the Celtic States of Iberia:
https://ibb.co/bmdpD9Q
every piece of land said in was ist das Deutchen Vaterland doesn't belong to me lmao
Lemona
yet
Lemona
Hey guys
Lemona
do you guys now how to make a region by any chance?
Lemona
you are very correct
Lemona
yes IÂ’ve made 3
so basically,
IÂ’m not giving you any input because that means you leave region
yessss
violin epic
i just want to now :[ im not going to leave
Lemona
yesssirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lemona
also you can make other accounts
Most games they are called alts but in NS we call em puppets
Okay so basically where is says depart region
If click
There is option to create your own region
i probably made the dumbest nation in this game
Lemona
look at my new flag :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Lemona
I feel like I should implement a rule in the ww2 rp that you can't attack somebody if they aren't online
Or well
Specifically I mean you could but just don't take all their land or something like that
Essentially just have one rp post where you maybe make an attack on a town or city and wait for the person to respond
Anyway I need sleep so farewell
Lemona
okay bye bye
Luckily the only wars IÂ’ll be fighting against real people are the defending the Ireland and Germany of someone takes it.
Maybe even France in a small war part
I might end up on my own side against both lol
but I will be attacking Italy
okie :3
Lemona
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
time to finish my rp
maybe lol
ok :(
lol i got my phone taken away so i wont be as active for the next few days
Lemona, Astravica
hi friend :3
oof
dang you have been typing for a long time my friend
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