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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Congratulations on your growth!
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Alright, see ya in a week, pal!
Thank you! We're very excited with how it's progressing!
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Welcome [nation=short]Novuem[/nation]!
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It's time to commence operation killa' Koala
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
WHY!?
Bernie Nation, Ansuriel, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Free imigrants for everyone!
Take my people, let them inside you!
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
-Stans happily accepts the immigrants from @Clesmay
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Ciesmay
Good they will be inside you, starting through your border and all the way inside and beyond your checkpoint.
Do you feel them?
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
No! They're rapists, they bring drugs. I assume some are good people. Let's build a wall, a yuge, beautiful wall with a big, fat door for those who immigrate legally, and keep the Ciesmayans out.
Join me in making The Region That Has No Big Banks great again!
Bernie Nation, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Good, I have some prison-spaceships yet to be tested. :D
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Haha I was not going to send them to you, after what happened last week with a few of your people that where caught digging a tunnel I had to crackdown on a few neighborhoods that had interesting connections with those at the tunnel.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by Ciesmay.
Nice try everyone knows that your puny ships can only travel below the stratosphere.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
That's why I have to test them :D We will see if they can stand the rigorous emptiness of space, and we need some "brave men and women" for such a milestone experiment, may your God have mercy of their souls! :lelenny:
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Who'd a thunk it, legalizing concealed carry lowers the crime rate.
That's not honestly something I was expecting out of Nationstates.
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Operation Killa' Koala was a success we have wiped out all those filthy illegal Oldmen!YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR SKULL!!!!(P.S immigration of Novuem involves you dying to grant entry in or out for your descendants )
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
You need to start like North Korea - send old TVs, broken down fridge into space, a cellphone tied to a balloon and then start with something a little more complex -
At this point you learned to shoot junk into space but now you will start at zero... below the stratosphere... again.
Sending modern working fridges and computers a little bit above the stratosphere and eventually you will get your first modern plane with the power of science.
Yodle
Post self-deleted by Big Blue Blob.
I've abolished Death Penalty in my Country... Didn't even knew that we do executions in Big Blue blob
Oldmanzakk, -Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Ciesmay
Hello everyone!
Warm greetings from Forest :))
I am here to inform you about our annual photo contest. Since we have established embassies, your citizens are now eligible to submit photos. We would be happy to see your photos in in our contest.
For further information about the contest, please see https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=721522
For submission, visit our forum: http://z7.invisionfree.com/NationStates_Forest/index.php?s=f3712e2dfe9dd6518cbfb5a26c8b8dea&showforum=4
Primera Republica De Cantabria
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, don't worry my engineers are pro player of Kerbal Space Program! :D
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Ciesmay
Fortunately I researched vats technology :D checkmate novuem.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
I like kerbal space program...
It's all about progress.
Oldmanzakk, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by -Stans.
Welcome [nation=short]Lucracy[/nation], [nation=short]Zimsabwe[/nation], and [nation=short]Cheewa[/nation]!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
But it doesn't change the fact that you have others do your designs for you I lead my own team of expert engineers as the head engineer.
"Vroom vroom"
That's how my moon cars in space go.
Yeah that's how advance I am.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Others? Ah, I see, you mean "future slave..ahem citizens of Oldmanzakk".
:lelenny:
*TIE Fighters incoming sound*
... And don't forget this Ciesmay: on the dar.. pardon Oldmanian side we have cookies.
*plays imperial march by John Williams*
*adding Ciesmay's mooncars on military assets list*
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Me too I've abolished it for the 4th time in a year.
-Stans, Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
You know the star forge?
The Rakata didn't build it... my country did.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
It's like Herpes, it breaks every few months out and then you have to fight it again.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Cascadialands
Of course I know it! Old Expanded Universe = best expanded Universe! :)
Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hey guys. So for WA members, I'm asking that you to change your vote on the Security Council to "Against." If there's any questions, please ask.
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Yeah... why do we have to do it?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
DON'T SPEAK AGAINST THE EMPRAH!
BURN THE HERETIC!KILL THE MUTANT!PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
Ansuriel, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Well, the Invaders took control of the region, in the hopes of the repeal going through. This means they'd be able to lock it down.
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR OF TRTHNBB!!!!
Primera Republica De Cantabria
NO! I have not lost! I shall simply spread the seeds of doubt within the people and through there shall Oldmanzakk perish.When it is over I shall erase all which you have done from history!(we builts da time-travel cats your only weakness)
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hmm.... your flag is very similar to mine.
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Well.. whyyyy could that be?
Must have some fans
KYS
Diapers are unexpected in society
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Nobody expects the diapers' inquisition!
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Pooping (censor FTW) in your Pants while being grown up is rather uncommon and usually paired with amusingly absurd situations.
https://youtu.be/3V35jvY0u7I
Primera Republica De Cantabria
tsk time travel cats? Really? Wait a sec I call the Doctor...
*Sonic sounds*
Primera Republica De Cantabria
He might be an identity stealer! *SPOOK* Pay attention Terra!
Ps: you should explain me like EVERYTHING about puppeting on NS it seems you're an expert on the subject
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MfG
Zakk :V
Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico
it came when I least expected
like a diaper
Primera Republica De Cantabria, Arguin Isle
Step one give yourself multiple personality disorder step two profit!
Oldmanzakk, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Welcome [nation=short]Crave[/nation]!
-Stans, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Oh dear my GDP is 666 Trillion Escudoes
hail satan i guess
Oldmanzakk, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Weird And Strange
HAIL SATAN! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Oldmanzakk
[quote=timor-ocidente;22778784]Oh dear my GDP is 666 Trillion Escudoes
hail satan i guess[/quote
The Prime Director and all Oldmanzakk send their congratulations to the Nation of [nation=short]Timor-Ocidente[/nation] for such an impressive achievement!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hello Neighbors!
Yodle
Stupid Flan... Err. Stupid Thatcherites.
Yodle, Weird And Strange
HAHAHA.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
How's it going, old friend?
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Not too bad. Busy as usual.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Nice!
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Hold up... we just finished this mess of an election and now Biden is saying "oh yeah, I might run in 2020."
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/05/joe-biden-predicts-he-will-run-for-president-in-2020-adds-that-he-is-not-yet-committed.html
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
#ElizabethWarren2020
Timor-Ocidente, -Stans, Yodle, Shek Tong Tsui
#GloriaLaRiva2020
*Mounts the podium, takes folded speech from coat. Something seems odd about The Noble Thatcherites tonight, although he does begin reading. *
Good Evening Everyone,
This is a speech I never wanted to write, or one I ever wanted to read to you all. This one isn't going to be eloquente like the usual address, but rather a somber talk. In this address I find it necessary to explain the events of the Swedish civil war, and my controversial part in those events. I will not hide any facts from you, but rather try to explain everything to my greatest ability. The story starts, when I decide to pull out all ITDA personnel from service in Sweden, after they had helped telemax and rufford free Sweden from the invaders. This triggered a chain reaction of events, which eventually led to Telemaxs seizure of the WA delegacy, effectively channeling all power to himself. I think we can all agree that this was a coup. I went into discord and I found a new discord with Rufford available. We chatted and voted to counter attack. We did so at the midnight update. What happens next is what is disputed. A nation named getdrunk posted very inappropriate and disgusting posts on the Swedish RMB. Explaining that he was taking off all of his clothes and peeing on Telemax, and comparing him to hitler. Immediately a witch hunt began on the discord to see who it was. Immediately many thought it was me and continue to think it was me. Because everyone continued to believe this, the discord crew released a speech apologizing and condemning what happened. We acted responsible and professional amid heated allegations, and uncomfortable talk. The very next day I received a telegram from a nation called USS Enterprise saying Boy I was really drunk on that post last night, wouldn't you agree?. I hadn't received any telegrams previously that had discussed anything about alcohol, that would infer a telegram like that. USS Enterprise had also telegrammed me about joining the ITDA, although I knew this was just harassment as he had already moved from the Axis Alliance of Nations. I had the culprit. I refrained from telling you all, as I knew that it would appear like I was trying to move the blame. I did not want to release a statement like that as many of you had already excommunicated me on the discord, and closed down embassies on Nation States. I lost faith in myself and lost faith in Nation States. For around a month or two, I shut myself away. My region declined and I ceased to telegram. It has taken me quite some time, but I have come back. For anyone to say that I am not a changed or moved person would be an ill fated statement.
The alliance I founded back in March, and became secretary-general of in July, has failed because I have failed. I have failed all of you. I was and maybe I still am naive about this game and its mechanics. As much as I thought that action had to be immediate and swift, I failed to see that refraining from action would have been a better course in most circumstances. I officially tender my resignation as Secretary General to the Security Council, effective immediately. I hope that this action can secure the ITDA together, and again bring confidence in its holdings. Crystalsummer will succeed me until the election. I place my full confidence in him, and his staff, as they will once again prove that they are capable and hard-working nations. Thank you all.
Oh noes!! Queen Seraph has been assassinated good peoples currently our nation is in mourning.You're all formally invited to the funeral
~Queen Yvaeros
Ansuriel, Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont, Talynhal
Ah HAH! It's a good day when an Imperialist pig like Queen Seraph is killed !
Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Talynhal
You're a MONSTER!
Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Delegates of the Ansurielan Council shall be present at the ceremony. We offer you our deepest condolences for your loss.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The Chancellor Kirill Alekseev and his government will all be present at the Queen's funeral, meanwhile, during their absence the nation will be run by the Internal Commission of the State Duma.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Our deepest condolences, our exterior affairs minister informs you that he will not be able to come as the country is suffering a civil war, the minister for Economy will be present though.
Yodle
President Cody Will be personally attending the funeral. The whole of New West Tropico has been saddened by this unfortunate event.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
We "politely" decline. We do not fraternize with the imperialist, unrationnal and obsolete form of your government. Monarchies are monuments from the past. We do not support the unrationnal traditionnalism held by the Xenoarchy.
Yodle, Shek Tong Tsui, Primera Republica De Cantabria
What will the new RP region be?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
This is what happens if you "fudge up" with Koalas either my Koalas or Koalas in other nations, take it as an example for the future both you and your fake secessionist puppet have been warned, but, on the other hand, we are extremely saddened by your loss so, if you want, our Prime Director offers you the single free use of a vat to replicate your lost Queen and a mnemonic chip to restore his memories.
The Minister Director for Foreign Relations will attend the funeral to discuss the possibilty.
Our Best Regards in hope of extremely remunerative future relations for our nations, no more Koalas killing sprees and no more futile Head-of-State losses.
-The Prime Director and Directorate cabinet of Oldmanzakk-
Yodle, Sarrepont
Can I still keep my koala taxidermy?
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
Welcome [nation=short]Singani[/nation]!
Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Talynhal
had a unseen Notice, thought it was that someone quoted/upvoted me here, it was actually just the notification for the issue i checked... I feel lonely.
Yodle, America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria, New West Tropico
Within your national borders I can't stop you practicing primitive customs; terra and novuem conducted expeditions in my land and lands in the orbit of Oldmanzakk to steal, Snow-, Dwarf- and Oldmanian Koalas this is not acceptable, but I have not ordered any assassination it was a major force, our scientists tried once to perform an aggressive study on the species, we have later found them hanged on trees by the feet without a inch of skin remained. We learned the hard way that time. So please feel free to kidnap koalas in my lands, but I don't guarantee any type of safety to anyone. (:
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Oh, you misunderstood me.
I don't kidnap koalas withing your borders... I did find a roadkill with its body pretty much intact in your country so I took it.
Your country is a good place to find roadkill.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Talynhal
I tried sending messengers but oldmanzakk keeps making them "disappear" if you look at his message he said he does not garantee the safety of anyone... frankly it a totalitarian state and you should try to invade him.
I can't though my economy can't handle it nor is it a national focus.
Big Blue Blob, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
I am quite intrigued on invading a State, especially when it's totalitarian, but problem is that Oldmanzakk is a very big Nation in size and population and had on top a scientific Progress and Defense Force capable of rivaling mine, so i can hardly face him alone, i'll need some capable allies to operate this Invasion. Since we also have strong international Cooperation, i'll want to prove Oldmanzakks authoritan Regency as a contra to our Regions Ideals, so that we don't experience disregard from more Neutral Powers.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Fine.
I will try to increase my military spending as a way to defend against the commies of oldmanzakk.
Want to form a defensive pact?
Primera Republica De Cantabria
My economy is good?
All that is left is to increase the military spending.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
I am always for possibilities to strenghten my Power.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Let me understand that: so a theocracy and an empire want to go to war against Oldmanzakk because they considered my type of government totalitarian: aww how cute.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
We are reformed and embraced the ideals of Enlightment. And the Emperor is a mere figure head. It's actually quite constitutional.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
*pat-pat* (:
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
My country is an inoffensive centrist state with emphasis on the spiritual needs of the people...
Yours.... well it's a communist totalitarian one.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Plus your communist ways don't do much too attend the spiritual needs of the people.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Oldmanzakk doesn't provide only governmental budget to associations involved in spirtual affairs according to its Costitution as a Nation founded on secular principles.
This does not exclude the possibility to have spirtual associations or churches of sorts: they are allowed to be self-funded by their member or investors or by charity intiatives. The only thing not allowed and prosecuted in Oldmanzakk is Religious fundamentalism wich is costantly fought by a well funded and up-to-date educational system.
Your arguments against Oldmanzakk its government and its citizens are based on pure personal opinions, therfore invalid.
In hope for better relations between our countries I will treat your and [nation=short]Big Blue Blob[/nation] bellicose intentions as traduction errors.
Best Regards.
- The Prime Director and The Directorate cabinet of Oldmanzakk -
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
The socialist and scientific nation of Sarrepont stand on the side of the scientific directorate of Oldmanzakk. Being deeply pacifist, the Sarrepontian people condemn the warmongering nations of Big blue blob and of Ciesmay ; but we can always be friends too, u know.
Science will prevail :)))
Oldmanzakk, Ansuriel, Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Your support is much appreciated.
Best Regards to the Sarrepontian People.
- The Prime Director and The Directorate cabinet of Oldmanzakk -
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria, Sarrepont
I did not say anything about your citizens I did criticize your communist government, plus by not giving some funds how do you expect religious minorities to have their own place of worship?
I suspect that the fundamentalism bit was directed at me. So you would be surprised that the theocracy is a theocracy due to the many religious representatives that debate over internal affairs and no single religion has final authority over matters of the state.
Besides spending money promoting the many religions, I also have a good amount of spending towards education, we teach children about religions and many other subjects in class.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Opinions of Oldmanzakk vassal states don't count.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Though we have a strenuous relation currently I Queen Yvaeros 1st of my name,will provide support of intelligence and supplies (We'd send military forces but the council that advises me says that if we did our bioweapons (They look like dragons,with the stature of a Dire wolf) would likely get lose and eat the surrounding forests .)
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
The kettle calls the pot black. Last time Terrasitrus had a Democracy or republic it became too slow to properly satisfy the citizens it serves .When the Xenoarchy was establish 900 years ago we were the first nation to develop a land where Feudalism did not exist where the free were free.
~Queen Yvaeros
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Post self-deleted by Terrasitrus.
I wish NS gave you the ability to have a national language.
Yodle, Primera Republica De Cantabria
Perhaps you should ask for some details before making such a statement.
We tend to switch teachers when it comes to religion and often take similar approach as the universalist we take the children and young adults to different temples in field trips.
Primera Republica De Cantabria
Welcome [nation=short]dealeas[/nation]!
America The Greater, Primera Republica De Cantabria
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