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Socialistic Britain wrote:Also, may I request the island of saaremaa in the Baltic sea and off the coast of what used to be Estonia?

sure

lemonan military ships return to the mainland and Ireland and Morocco to rest. As they do soldiers are more soldiers are sent into BrendenE through Vlaskal. They push a in and capture small villages near the border. Instead of establishing the Lemonan or Vlaskal flag, we place the flag of UEMO.

Peanteom

The land offensive begins now. I will have my jet fighters coordinate with allies to swat their air capabilities out of the sky, I'll switch targeting to SAM sites and communication lines. I'll have my jets bomb their runways and hangars, doesn't matter if it's civilian or military, if it can store a plane, ill bomb it

Lemona

Brendene wrote:And then after a period of retreating, BrendenE troops circle around Lemonan soldiers and cut them off, forcing a battalion to surrender.

Mind if is buy the islands off the coast of Estonia?

I want chocolate milk

Lemona, Peanteom

Lkandria wrote:Mind if is buy the islands off the coast of Estonia?

No you donÂ’t

becauseÂ

Air bombers surround islands off the coast of Estonia. They send paratroopers down to try and capture. While many deaths occur multiple islands are captured. Some needing more assistance. More bombers fly in to take those. By the end the most islands except one very close to the coast are taken.

Lemona wrote:No you donÂ’t

becauseÂ

Air bombers surround islands off the coast of Estonia. They send paratroopers down to try and capture. While many deaths occur multiple islands are captured. Some needing more assistance. More bombers fly in to take those. By the end the most islands except one very close to the coast are taken.

HowÂ’d you not get shot down? Also, how do you intend to supply the troops on the islands?

Lkandria wrote:HowÂ’d you not get shot down? Also, how do you intend to supply the troops on the islands?

For the first thing, some did. And for the second thing, more planes!

Lemona wrote:For the first thing, some did. And for the second thing, more planes!

ButÂ…there will be more patrols to cut off supply meaning very little supplies would reach the islands. The islands would be retaken easily. Not to mention if you ravage the land for supplies youÂ’ll be hated by the civilians

Lkandria wrote:ButÂ…there will be more patrols to cut off supply meaning very little supplies would reach the islands. The islands would be retaken easily. Not to mention if you ravage the land for supplies youÂ’ll be hated by the civilians

Am I not already hated by them? And also I guess so but like they will last a bit saying we always give them crops and meat do to our agriculture. We have extra.

Lemona wrote:Am I not already hated by them? And also I guess so but like they will last a bit saying we always give them crops and meat do to our agriculture. We have extra.

Yeah youÂ’re first in agriculture, right?

Lkandria wrote:Yeah youÂ’re first in agriculture, right?

Yeah

Who is the equivalent to Canada in this region? Tomohawk? Does that mean south ParksÂ’s blame canada is blame Tomohawk?

BLAME TOMOHAWK!

FOR THE WARS AND EVERYTHING!

BLAME TOMOHAWK!

BLAME TOMOHAWK!

CRAP LOL I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE REGION!

I've pushed them out of my territory, i captured POWs, and crossed in their border, I captured 3 villages

Lemona

Lemona wrote:CRAP LOL I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE REGION!

I thought I was on a puppet and then realized IÂ’m on my main!

My residency just reset :(

I hate that it resets but I guess it makes since

Lemona wrote:I thought I was on a puppet and then realized IÂ’m on my main!

why were you in a raider region?

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:why were you in a raider region?

ItÂ’s the featured region

Vlaskal wrote:I've pushed them out of my territory, i captured POWs, and crossed in their border, I captured 3 villages

Please tell me you got some Lemonans too. And also bye

Socialistic Britain wrote:ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Operation: Snow storm

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[list][pre]Shortly after the declaration of war On BrendenE,

Almost the entirety Of the British Army In

Gaul And The British Isles Began Mobilization

Although Some Troops were still left in the isles just incase.

After Troops And supplies Were prepared,

the troops in Gaul prepared to head east

And Within The Next Couple Hours,

The British army Prepared in Strasbourg to begin Heading towards Krakow.

Arriving within 16 Hours, The Army Decided to rest in Krakow,

After the army was rested, They Began heading north to the front lines

And seeing what damages the enemy had caused,

The army for now prepared defences and waited for orders.[/pre]

(I was tired when making this so uh)

[spoiler=Operation: Snow Storm]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤOperation: Snow Storm

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[pre]After Setting up defences, infantry And Tanks were ordered To Move into enemy territory

And potentially capture any soldiers or towns,

They head north to Warsaw

On the way making a short stop to Lodz to get food and resupply,

Once they arrive on the outskirts of Warsaw, Scouts are sent into the city,

Sadly a few scouts attempting to get into the city are captured and killed

Meanwhile the tanks and infantry meet Light resistance of 10 infantry At the Warsaw Chopin Airport,

Which is quickly Defeated, and only taking minimal casualties losing 1 tank and 4 infantry.

Finally Capturing the Warsaw Chopin Airport

The infantry are told to spread out to capture more land,

While tanks are accompanied by a platoon of infantry

along with a squad of Mechanised infantry

Meanwhile another platoon of infantry accompanied with a squad of tanks

is managing to capture south eastern Warsaw with little to no resistance

And a echelon of infantry is sent to capture south western Warsaw,

Meeting slightly more resistance and losing 2 infantry but capturing 6 enemy infantry

And managing to secure the south western portion of the city

The scouts sent into the city finally connect back with the main division

and report of an enemy platoon heading to them, So they prepare a ambush,

The ambush Works and the infantry were able to capture 17 enemy infantry, And kill 6

With the causalities being 4 wounded and 10 Dead.

Now, The army in Warsaw is ordered to continue heading north

and capture all of the city along with some surrounding lands,

Within the hour, Warsaw was finally captured.

Overall capturing 23 enemy infantry and Killing 16

And losing 18 infantry along with 1 tank[/pre]

(Wow, I was really tired while making this so there are probably several mistakes and grammatical errors but eh

And this probably sucks but could be worse)[/spoiler]

Lkandria, Lemona

Anyway I shall now leave you all with this: https://youtu.be/-WK6pA3tqDA

Lemona

*bombing runs are initiated is the areas of country near Kaltburg*

Lemona

As the war seems to be coming to a slow point, I shall now send non millitary aid( mainly my healers) and I will also be opening my borders to refugees. I will not be sending troops unless a nuke or war crime happens, like Ardeyn said. It is my duty as a UEMO member to help, but asia (me, aya n ardeyn) would like to stay protected from violence.

Lemona

Parliament Update

The Bicameralism Act and Amendment bill FAILS with 4 against, 2 for, and 1 abstaining.

If you are interested in our regional politics, please consider sending a bill or signing up to join Parliament in the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Parliament Update

The Bicameralism Act and Amendment bill FAILS with 4 against, 2 for, and 1 abstaining.

If you are interested in our regional politics, please consider sending a bill or signing up to join Parliament in the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573

Yayayayayy

Peanteom wrote:As the war seems to be coming to a slow point, I shall now send non millitary aid( mainly my healers) and I will also be opening my borders to refugees. I will not be sending troops unless a nuke or war crime happens, like [pre]Ardeyn[/pre]said. It is my duty as a UEMO member to help, but asia (me, aya n ardeyn) would like to stay protected from violence.

Okay itÂ’s fine as long as you just send in some aid like you are.

Peanteom

Lemona wrote:BLAME TOMOHAWK!

FOR THE WARS AND EVERYTHING!

BLAME TOMOHAWK!

BLAME TOMOHAWK!

who thinks this should be who we blame everything on?

Lemona wrote:who thinks this should be who we blame everything on?

whoever started it

Lemona

Peanteom wrote:whoever started it

ThatÂ’s stupid!

Of course we must blame someone that has nothing to do with it! Like Tomohawk! The equivalent to Canada!

Peanteom

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s stupid!

Of course we must blame someone that has nothing to do with it! Like Tomohawk! The equivalent to Canada!

how about the homeless guy who died in the (first?) battle who was going to commit suicide? I think his name was johnny

Lemona

Peanteom wrote:how about the homeless guy who died in the (first?) battle who was going to commit suicide? I think his name was johnny

no we blame tomohawk

Peanteom

Now that we have come to a conclusion who we are going to blame after the war finishes, IÂ’m gonna be gone for a bit so bye.

Lemona wrote:no we blame tomohawk

ok blame tomohawk ig

Lemona

Lemona wrote:First, do you mean the Panama Canal? And second, if so, you think Panama would accept?

Hm?, I can help him take all of Central America

I will enter the war

New-Union wrote:I will enter the war

I will help lemona

Imma surrender because my armies are being crushed. What are your conditions.

Lemona

I will provide relief aid in the war, btw where are the current front line? I need to know if it is violating my airspace or territory :D

Brendene wrote:Imma surrender because my armies are being crushed. What are your conditions.
I want 2 aircraft carriers, and that you pay me 107 thousand of dollar By the A-37 shot down

I donÂ’t know. I was neutral for the whole time

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I donÂ’t know. I was neutral for the whole time

Your map is not loading for me, is there a way to take a print and send it to me on discord??? :/

I'm still sad because I had claimed some territories in the United States before the Washington federation and they still won all the territories

New-Union wrote:I'm still sad because I had claimed some territories in the United States before the Washington federation and they still won all the territories

By the way, Aya Democratic Republic Why did the Washington federation take all the territories?

I got bored and read a few debates on the internet and now want to eliminate every aspect of the internet

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, New-Union

Sometimes I feel we as a species deserve to all go to h e double hockeysticks collectively

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I got bored and read a few debates on the internet and now want to eliminate every aspect of the internet

Good Morning

New-Union wrote:Good Morning

It is afternoon for me, so good morning to you! Have a wonderful day and do not ruin it by browsing the internet!

Socialistic Britain

New-Union wrote:Good Morning

ItÂ’s 11:30 here

Brendene wrote:ItÂ’s 11:30 here

here it is 3:29

New-Union wrote:By the way, Aya Democratic Republic Why did the Washington federation take all the territories?

They claimed them all with a huge population and no opposition.

Lemona

Brendene wrote:Imma surrender because my armies are being crushed. What are your conditions.

I want the Estonian provinces of Hiiumaa, Läänemaa and Saaremaa and £2,234,500 in war reparations.

Also shame, I wanted to maybe take more land in Poland

[sub]and maybe commit some war crimes-[/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I want the Estonian provinces of Hiiumaa, Läänemaa and Saaremaa and £2,234,500 in war reparations.

Also shame, I wanted to maybe take more land in Poland

[sub]and maybe commit some war crimes-[/sub]

How many dollars is £2,234,500?

Lemona

Brendene wrote:How many dollars is £2,234,500?

If I'm correct

Around $2,867,924.89

Could be wrong though.

Lemona

Proposal of the Eastern League

The Ardic government approaches both [nation=noflag]Peanteom[/nation] and the [nation=noflag]Aya Democratic Republic[/nation] and proposes the creation of a union between the three nations to unite eastern Asia under single economic and diplomatic policies.

An open border policy would be established between the three, and all members would adhere to a free trade policy with one another and are bound to assist their fellow members should any economic or security crisis fall upon them.

Members would not be bound by an 'attack one, attack all' policy, but have a duty to assist each other in times of war.

Lemona, Peanteom

Socialistic Britain wrote:I want the Estonian provinces of Hiiumaa, Läänemaa and Saaremaa and £2,234,500 in war reparations.

Also shame, I wanted to maybe take more land in Poland

[sub]and maybe commit some war crimes-[/sub]

ItÂ’d be funny if I closed the Danish Straights and Kiel Canal to your ships so you couldnÂ’t supply them. ThatÂ’d be a hehe haha funny moment. But I probably wonÂ’t as long as I donÂ’t have a reason too

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:They claimed them all with a huge population and no opposition.

but there was opposition, i just wanted a part of the north of the united states to expand to mexico

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:They claimed them all with a huge population and no opposition.

New-Union wrote:but there was opposition, i just wanted a part of the north of the united states to expand to mexico

I sent you a telegram weeks ago asking for these territories and you didn't even reply

Lkandria wrote:ItÂ’d be funny if I closed the Danish Straights and Kiel Canal to your ships so you couldnÂ’t supply them. ThatÂ’d be a hehe haha funny moment. But I probably wonÂ’t as long as I donÂ’t have a reason too

Wouldn't that be a blockade?

And therefore an act of war?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wouldn't that be a blockade?

And therefore an act of war?

britain, he wants to get in your way britain, he wants you to lose influence, he didn't help in the war, he's just waiting for the moment to invade you and defeat you britain, He doesn't know you true potential, kill him britain, kill them all britain

Post self-deleted by New-Union.

Socialistic Britain wrote:Wouldn't that be a blockade?

And therefore an act of war?

No. ItÂ’s not a blockade IÂ’d just be closing the straits that I own

Lemona

[Pre]With worries in the British Government,

The Army has been Ordered to Build defences such as

Trenches, Forts, Machine gun nests and more on the border with Lkandria

And the government has increased the military budget from 42B to roughly 50B amidst concerns[/pre]

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[Pre]With worries in the British Government,

The Army has been Ordered to Build defences such as

Trenches, Forts, Machine gun nests and more on the border with Lkandria

And the government has increased the military budget from 42B to roughly 50B amidst concerns[/pre]

I'm lazy so I'm just going to use data from the actual British government

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[Pre]With worries in the British Government,

The Army has been Ordered to Build defences such as

Trenches, Forts, Machine gun nests and more on the border with Lkandria

And the government has increased the military budget from 42B to roughly 50B amidst concerns[/pre]

You werenÂ’t worried about the defenses I built like a week ago? Or you probably werenÂ’t online

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:You werenÂ’t worried about the defenses I built like a week ago? Or you probably werenÂ’t online

wait wha

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:[Pre]With worries in the British Government,

The Army has been Ordered to Build defences such as

Trenches, Forts, Machine gun nests and more on the border with Lkandria

And the government has increased the military budget from 42B to roughly 50B amidst concerns[/pre]

Also

*Laughs in 28 trillion*

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Also

*Laughs in 28 trillion*

Bruh :(

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:wait wha

Oh yeah I built defenses a while ago. Mostly the same stuff youÂ’re building but with ambushes, AA positions, AT positions. YÂ’know, just some extra stuff

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Bruh :(

Aya had a website for NS that they put here. Ask them for it and you can see what you actually spend on your defense. I can actually probably look for it right now

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Aya had a website for NS that they put here. Ask them for it and you can see what you actually spend on your defense. I can actually probably look for it right now

Oh, didn't know that

Welp thanks

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh, didn't know that

Welp thanks

You spend 18 trillion on defense

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:You spend 18 trillion on defense

Ah..

Hold on I just need to go borrow 10 trillion

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Ah..

Hold on I just need to go borrow 10 trillion

You have 5 trillion your government doesnÂ’t spend

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

New-Union wrote:I sent you a telegram weeks ago asking for these territories and you didn't even reply

Lemme check

Lemona

In the time since you came into NS, I cannot find this said telegram.

Lemona

Post self-deleted by Ardeyn.

Lkandria wrote:You have 5 trillion your government doesnÂ’t spend

Oh

Also other question, where can I find this website?

Lkandria, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Oh

Also other question, where can I find this website?

http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Socialistic%20Britain

This is your countries stuff but you can look at other countries stuff too

Lemona

New-Union wrote:I want 2 aircraft carriers, and that you pay me 107 thousand of dollar By the A-37 shot down

Not really fair cuz you joined at the very end

Brendene

Brendene wrote:Imma surrender because my armies are being crushed. What are your conditions.

I get a few ports in the baltic, and one small island I captured for an extra prize.

Along with 3,368,621 dollars in repairs. I would say it in dogecoins but easier just to say in dollars.

Brendene

New-Union wrote:britain, he wants to get in your way britain, he wants you to lose influence, he didn't help in the war, he's just waiting for the moment to invade you and defeat you britain, He doesn't know you true potential, kill him britain, kill them all britain

You didnÂ’t really help either.

You joined right when it was gonna end so I donÂ’t think you deserve much if anything.

New-Union wrote:By the way, Aya Democratic Republic Why did the Washington federation take all the territories?

When you claimed this elands you had a population of less then 50 mil.

Lkandria wrote:http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations.php?nation=Socialistic%20Britain

This is your countries stuff but you can look at other countries stuff too

Yeah itÂ’s cool

Lemona

Lemona wrote:You didnÂ’t really help either.

You joined right when it was gonna end so I donÂ’t think you deserve much if anything.

Really, the only one who deserves anything more than reparations is Vlaskal

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Really, the only one who deserves anything more than reparations is Vlaskal

That is true,

so I just want reparations and a port. No islands. But I think Vlaskal should get a lot, and new-union joined at the hour it ended so they get nothing. Besides a seat at the winners table except itÂ’s in the corner.

The only thing about using the calculator and stats is that itÂ’s harder for much newer nations to get on par with the older ones.

IÂ’m not saying this for me cuz I beat everyone in agriculture so I surpass a lot of people.

I go to movies now BYE

Lemona wrote:That is true,

so I just want reparations and a port. No islands. But I think Vlaskal should get a lot, and new-union joined at the hour it ended so they get nothing. Besides a seat at the winners table except itÂ’s in the corner.

I have pushed the would-be invader out, im slowly advancing through their territory to create a demilitarized zone, the last ballistic missiles are coming directly to the last battered key structures and military installations

there are civilians from the other side fleeing, the isolated housing units are getting full, mind helping me with this while i sniff out potential spies?

Lemona

Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.

After quite a delay, today's matches are done, with results for this round of matches to revealed shortly

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I have pushed the would-be invader out, im slowly advancing through their territory to create a demilitarized zone, the last ballistic missiles are coming directly to the last battered key structures and military installations

there are civilians from the other side fleeing, the isolated housing units are getting full, mind helping me with this while i sniff out potential spies?

Okay, but they surrendered. No reason but it is fun blowing brains out of traitors so sure

hello I am new and want to join RP I also need a good flag

Lemona wrote:Okay, but they surrendered. No reason but it is fun blowing brains out of traitors so sure

Could i join in?

Dog Lund wrote:hello I am new and want to join RP I also need a good flag

I could attempt to make a flag for you

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Could i join in?

You think we can get all of UEMO and ECLIPSE in? For UEMO we just need Peanteom

Dog Lund wrote:hello I am new and want to join RP I also need a good flag

RP? Sorry this region doesnÂ’t have any!

*covers up all the war messages*

Nope non at all.

[spoiler=Sneak Peak of LemonaÂ’s new hit, Blame Tomohawk!] Times have changed!

Our government is getting worse

They won't listen to the people

They just want to sneer and jeer!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the allies in war?

No!

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Tomohawk came along

Blame Tomohawk!

Blame Tomohawk!

We need to form a full assault!

It's TomohawkÂ’s fault!

Dedicated to Tomohawk![/spoiler]

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