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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Hey just ignore my telegram saying good god man you almost got the cheese touch
Vlaskal
are you talking to me because yeah
Vlaskal
haha some of my friends do that too.
Look it up
Vlaskal
Post by Lemona suppressed by New United Common-Lands.
whats so bad about saying horny
or hoe
or n- [This Post Has Been Deleted]
Vlaskal
i feel bad for you
got too curious and took the hugest L
Lemona
good god man he got the when you scroll to far in google touch
good god man you almost got the cheese touch
Vlaskal, Lemona
good god man you almost got the cheese touch
Vlaskal
c h e e s e t o u c h
Lemona
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vlaskal
*shoves a block of cheese in your mouth and chucks you out of a window*
Lemona
AHHHHhhhhhhh
*splat*
*god save the king turns on*
*rises up just to fall back down*
ahhhhhh-
Vlaskal
Apparently, if you are of European descent, you are almost 100% certified related to a king from the middle ages, and if you are Germanic like me, specifically Charlemagne. I dont think that explains my name but maybe. Or if your Irish probably from some Irish king from whatever region like Munster you might be a McCarty/McCarthy/MacCarty/MacCarthy which I may or may not be.
Costra Estil
New poll up!
Lemona
Voted
I am new
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
good god man you almost got the cheese touch
Welcome!
Lemona
Louisiana has the best culture and the worst infrastructure.
Lemona
Welcome!
Lemona
Hawaii has Better culture
Im not from Hawaii or live there Ive just gone there and oh my gosh
I guess it is just my taste.
Lemona
There's a reason the only US state that has the British flag on it has the best culture
Lemona
portugal and Polynesians
Wait Vlaskal you changed you flag!
it looks worse then before tbh
Please help I've had the papers please theme stuck in my head AAAA-
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
In your trance, you would end up at the East Grestin border checkpoint, now awaiting approval to enter Arstotzka.
"Papers, please."
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Lean 2
(Today's BFL matches are done)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Glory to Arstotzka!
Lemona
(Jokes on you, I'm actually going to go along with this!)
The man would hand over the Passport, He looked tired and appeared to be in a rush.
Dob: 1987.02.08
Sex: M
ISS: London
Exp: 2025.04.06
"I'm going to be a father soon."
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Danobia, beating Common land United in a big 1st vs 2nd match! Congrats.
Lemona
places can have good cultures and horrendous flags
Lemona
Yep tottaly agreed
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Glory to Arztoskza!
want to hear a joke?
Kolechians
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Absolutely amazing joke comrade
Have extra rations
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
What's that supposed to mean >:(
Lemona
Liberia be like
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Hawaii: great culture, horrendous flag
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
*skyrim theme plays*
*in strong Arztokzan accent* Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border from Kolechia, right?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Sex: T
Im gone for a soccer game and people start talking
Papers please just reminds me of that one you are the grim reaper game. Except borders and countries its heaven and hell
You're going to the United Federation!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
One discrepancy would be found on the passport.
"Your name, sir?"
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Now i must parrish
Lemona
]Now i must parrish[/quote] why
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Sicario Mercenary Corps.
good god man you almost got the cheese touch
Sex: lots
Brendene, Lemona
careful, you might get sent to Detroit
Lemona
Detroit, Mexico!
all hail cardi b
*evil morty theme turns on*
we shall summon the great cardi!
bonk
Lemona
explain your bad flag change
Sometimes I question why I'm still in this region
Brendene, Lemona
nice new name [nation=long]Socialistic Britain[/nation]
Socialistic Britain
He paused for a second, Seemingly looking through his mind.
"Oh, uh.. Edward Jones"
Lemona
Edward Jonas-
What happened to thsi?
Lemona I have a proposition,
I nuke your country, and you give me nothing.
Good proposition yes?
Lemona
This is form 4 days ago, only thing about Panama is some kinda civil war mustve happened as the Colombians never left as the usa fell. Leading to a new government. Run by confederates that escaped
no
we are Allies
Oh yeah
I forgot about that
[sub]DAMNIT-[/sub]
Lemona
I sometimes question why I even live in the us.
its so up to chance
Socialistic Britain
Likely Mr Government would do the same, as good ol Theo was still alive and was one of the last Presidents of the USA before it collapsed in 1921 following WW1.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Possibly, but opening the canal might not have been that popular of an idea as the country is falling
did somebody call me
Socialistic Britain
No, they fell 5 years after that, in fact Theos intervention wouldve been a reason for the USs collapse.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Ah, I see why they said Confederate now.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
in me lore we gain independence from Colombia by ourselves as america failed so a new government took power
Lemona
Ok. Based on your name wouldnt have someone related to the CSA helped you? Just thinking.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Okay well thats settled.
We need history for europe and asia, and Oceania. Africa only has one nation in it so who cares
What year did you revolt, you probably wouldve had a longer conflict without US intervention.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
No, a bunch of confederates came to Panama at the end of civil war. they stayed in the background until the Americans failed so they took power by popular vote kinda like the nazis and freed Panama. They also built a canal going through Panama City as they found plans from the americans
Lemona
Well, the Confederate States wouldve likely split in the late 1890s.
Perhaps Neo-Confederates?
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Was longer, beginning of what would be WW1. Just one year back in 1913 as it took a bit to take power and form a resistance
Lemona
Yeah, but the confederates that came to us didnt like the government of the CSA, but still wanted slavery, and in this world slavery didnt end in Colombia until 1912.
Lemona
Possibly Neo-Confederates?
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Basically yeah.
Lemona
We still have to settle Teampizza and Argentina
Lemona
Tomahawk and Quebec probably wouldve revolted while Mr Government was taking east Canada (except for Quebec which they backed).
New-Union is the republic of California reincarnite.
The other two are pretty much Confederate States offspring.
i want a long flag, i had to fight my urge to say your m-
Lemona
Argentina is easy, they have it in their factbook.
TeamPizza will be harder to explain.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
If you want lore about Lemona, quick thing is we were Celtic separatists in Iberia against Spain. Formed the Celtic states of Iberia after gaining independence with Catalonia, conquered Catalonia, conquered Iberia getting revenge, became the Celtic empire of Iberia, pushed a bit into Spanish African lands while at the same time conquering Italy and pushing north into Switzerland after getting Corsica. A bit later we went ahead and split some lands with the Brits taking Brittany and modern day Irish borders. A lot is in between that like the wars but who cares
Confederate States Of Panama
Do you want to start a border dispute?
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
I need dates dude.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
china be like: this sea is ours because our ancestors spit in it
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
I know TeamPizza, and how the whole idea of it and Lemona came to be, so we can get it.
I dont border you.
And Im allied with all of my neighbors I border
Confederate States Of Panama
pls join Eclipse
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
If didnt, it all happened modern era. In my OG lore which is completely separate from TRTHNBB stuff I was founded in 2021 and became a space conquering empire. But since thats a bit far off we gonna go like we expanded like the Muslims and their empire and just say the time of German reunification, 1990. Actually how about 1949 against the fascists. Yeah that works.
Confederate States Of Panama
I want join
Please
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
lol
Germany just goes and conquers all lands its ever owned.
a lot
like any german state or empire or even occupied.
Confederate States Of Panama
You mean 1944? Or is WW2 probably extended in this universe due to a lack of the USA and Soviet Union.
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
Spain was fascist, and also the war did go on longer
Confederate States Of Panama
Spain was fascist until the 1970s.
So I gonna extend it in between those dates too 1968 since me dad was born that year
Confederate States Of Panama
The US was a con artist in world war 2. They rented guns out. You know what happens when you lose rented items right?
Lemona
Yeah.
I get fined
:(
Confederate States Of Panama
Ahh so did Italy still switch sides and then did this?
Lemona, Confederate States Of Panama
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