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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
???, I had sent you asking Half utah half new mexico and a part texas, i remember sending you
I helped britain with resources and planes
No you didnÂ’t?
You canÂ’t claim something after doing no rp, saying you did something but didnÂ’t. No said anything about your A- something until you said Brenden sunk it, after the war! Maybe a couple thousand, but you arenÂ’t getting that much.
You had a population of like 30 million at that point.
No way would you actually get that
I remember clicking to send and restarting the page, did that make it not send to you?
I just want money To repair my planes
WHAT PLANES?!?!?
you never said anything about sinking planes until after the war!
I asked britain if I could build a military base to help with planes and supplies and he let me do it, we even signed a non-aggression treaty
Panama shall not take all of Central America, and no one shall step foreign should step foot in Central America.
New-union.
And also,
Under a quick command troops disperse. The invade Costa Rican lands as to expand. The invasion is quick and easy.
I said it a minute after the war started
Wait a second, don't rp yet, let me see something
I stand with Panama on this one. Damn colonizers!
Do you want supplies to invade Nicaragua? Or volunteer troops?
No you didnÂ’t, you built a military base, tried to get Panama to stop allowing BrendenÂ’s ships through, and signed a no attack thingy with Britain! No plane giving! Even britain didnÂ’t fully trust you during that!
Also goodnight!
I don't really care what happens in central america, you can take mexico if you want to parama, but can you leave the pacific coast for me?
Good night sleep with God, and be more specific my language is different from yours some things don't make sense here :P and I didn't even try to do anything with parama
I just want to get to the syncaro, but the parama won't let me pass i dont know why
an unconditional surrender from Brendene should suffice for now... I'm too lazy for a treaty, enjoy the peace! until another one breaks out, it's europe, whaddya expect?
[sub]should i partition him? hmmm[/sub]
I still wait for the day that the battle royale of Europe will happen
[sub]YES, partition him.[/sub]
Lemona
Are you going to split Braden?
[Pre]With the army not feeling fully satisfied with defences on the border with Lkandria,
The government gives more materials To improve their defences, And with this, They add AT guns, Sniper positions, AA guns, And ambush positions.
Along with some minor other things[/pre]
Lemona
Depends if Vlaskal wants to
Personally maybe I want to but
Lemona
if he wants, separate the balkans, then you can manage them, if you want my help I have several trained policemen in case they try to gain independence
Welcome back Puppy Place! IÂ’m glad to see your return :D
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona, New-Union
well i dont remember getting it and i cant find it
Lemona
Vlaskal has started a new weapon research program
Lemona
It's election season in Kaltburg once more. Sure all the parties have the same person as candidate, but its still an election!
Lemona
ah yes, here it is like that only the same things and promisses are done but only the person changes
Lemona
also whats happened in the war, i cant be asked to read a crapton of messages
Lemona
brendene looses some land after unconditionally surrendering
Lemona
yes
haha imagine having a term period XD!
My emperor goes until he is dead and then we have another election!
Actually, I can write the treaty! But it does seem like Vlaskal is already gonna do itÂ
I have written the treaties before like the one for the Citrus War.
Quebec still hasnÂ’t signed it so technically itÂ’s still going on.
-TREATY OF OVADER-
(IÂ’ll just simplify to the demands for the treaty because im too lazy to make one}
-Southern Finland will be given to Lkandria
-Denouncing 311 (i have no idea why Lemona said this, wth is 311)
-Vlaskal will be paid 500,000,000 in Vinerisks for damages caused to infrastructure
-UTOA will provide humanitarian and economic aid to those nations affected including the aggressor
-Socialistic Britain will be given the island off the coast of Estonia
-Lemona will be given the coastline of Latvia
-Brenden E should not participate in war for 20 years
-Kaltburg shall be given Poland, eastern Belarus, and Lithuania.
-All Reparations from Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Vlaskal should be paid
-The strait of Gibraltar should now be open for all commercial ships
-Vlaskal will pay for damages done in brendenE
*clears throat*
*BrendenE shall be a catgirl for 5 days
Or else a partition shall be heldÂ
Lemona, Kaltburg
i can add some more if a party wants a go in the treaty because of the conflict
Lemona
You should make him denounce 311.
And also,
Emperor Nerf walks towards the pedestal in the City Hall of Madrid;
“Hello, hello everyone! I am proud to say, by with the efforts of the people of Vlaskal, Socialistic Britain, and right here in Lemona, we have defeated BrendenE!” *Claps and cheers erupt for a bit until die down again*
“With the defeat of the Brenden’s shall come with a time of peace for Lemona and it’s allies! Along with reopening of the Strait of Gibraltar for all nations!” *cheers and claps grow loud again before the die down* “So remember, Lemona Shall Not Fall!”
*claps and cheers go louder then before as Emperor Nerf shows a peace sign before walking off the stage*
The Lemonan Dogecoin is getting really close to being worth more then the dollarÂ
And that war shall be dubbed,
The War over Poland.
As it was fought over the area of Poland Vlaskal owns.
Seems harsh considering how little damage they did but they did unconditionally surrender I guess...
Hopefully this doesn't turn out like the Treaty of Versailles.
Vlaskal, Lemona, Kvetsla
I wrote a whole report on how the Treaty of Versailles was bad.
And it got an A so thatÂ’s good.
Kvetsla
I'm sure demilitarization won't come back to bite you
Lemona, Kvetsla
hopefully some funny mustache man name Adolfas takes power.
(Adolfas is baltic version of Adolf)
And also Lemona is very anti fascist
Kvetsla
what the hell happened when i was gone?
BrendenE lost a war and now is being Ver- I mean split up fairly.
Kvetsla
did you dissect the poor nation?
Lemona
what do you mean poor, they're anything but
Lemona, Kvetsla
They attacked first. They are nothing like poor just like Kaltburg said. They deserved everything they got!
Kvetsla
Oh sorry.... have you guys sawed the bas*ard in little ribbons?
Vlaskal, Lemona
We didnÂ’t go to harsh, but I would say pretty much to their peoples patriotism yeah
Vlaskal, Kvetsla
i wouldn't say we sawed them. We put them in a shredder but only halfway, like only 1/4...
Lemona, Kvetsla
Not that much!
Kvetsla
she wouldnÂ’t say
I said something wrong now I long for yesterday
Brendene do you sign this?
Lemona
If he doesnÂ’t we just destroy him even more! And get more land! And he gets a longer time as a cat girl!
Another thing, Vlaskal, we have to hide the war crimes! Like piracy and stuff.
ainÂ’t no mountain high enough
[sub]ainÂ’t no valley low enough[/sub]
[pre] ainÂ’t no river wide enough[/pre]
to keep me from seeing you baby
OH NO
*gun shot*
Uh.
Well that took a dark turn.
Our leader just got shot.
crap
I know what is gonna happen nex-
*minority groups, “Freedom! Freedom! We hate the government”*
well crap
we can get this fixed I hope. We just need a new election. And new candidates.
A Lemonan News Broadcast turns on;
“A sad day has approached us.”
“Our leader. Emperor Nerf I had been shot. Luckily he has lived, but is not in condition to rule. As so, a new election will occur soon. For now the military is in charge.”
Which minority groups?
Lemona
Corsicans, Monacans, Andorrans. Really just places that were city states with the exception of San Marino. But includes Corsica.
ThatÂ’s not that bad
Lemona
Yeah, but the corsicans have some pretty deadly weapons. They can easily be beat by our military but it there is a reason the Corsican Resistance is recognized as a terrorist group in Lemona.
Infact they destroyed New-unionsÂ’s embassy in Rome. We rebuilt it and the guy was safe but still it was pretty bad.
IÂ’m mostly talking about how itÂ’s not that many. ItÂ’d be bad if the Brittanies and Irish started rebelling as well as the Latvians
Lemona
ThatÂ’s true.
thatÂ’s were we get lucky with some of our policies that make other groups like us. Others down in the Mediterranean donÂ’t as much
Ah ok
Lemona
[Pre]The British Government Has begun experimenting with what use robots have in war
And seeing if they could potentially replace soldiers.[/pre]
New United Common-Lands
Besides the fact robots can be dismembered and reused by my ET troops.
The only thing I can do against robot soldiers is kill them
It's a war crime to dismember or reprogram them here
Yeah, but itÂ’s the only way I can defend against them. My SA isnÂ’t that high. So I have to come up with something else to defend against them.
I could build my own robots as my SA is higher then Washington, Brenden, Britain, and Sicario. But I would rather take other countries improved stuff and experiment in how to make them better, and sell them back.
IÂ’m also higher then New-union.
I still prefer not making them myself and instead improving them. I just never teach them how to fight against our ET and if they learn we improve our tactics against robots.
IÂ’ll just have a built in self-destruct feature then. Also how would you be able to maintain the robots when you donÂ’t make the parts to fix them?
thatÂ’s where wood comes along and also other robot parts that the robots they belonged to we threw away because they were worthless and didnÂ’t work
and for the self destruct feature isnÂ’t that a waste of money?
No because it prevents people from stealing my tech. Also whoÂ’s gonna sell you parts to my robots that I make in my country produced by me
Lemona
I use wood or past robots of the same type that we took apart because they were either worthless or didnÂ’t work so well.
And also, time to use my medium SA to create something to help the ET in getting robotsÂ
The rest of the info about this project is classified
That is a terrible idea. Pasting different bots together would end terribly as they wouldnÂ’t be held together as well and also runs the risk of catching on fire
so? We have been doing it for a while at this point and has been working.
So question, are we adding an SA chart or
Because I could just get the chart where I found it.
Although to be honest, an SA chart will have a few flaws and might be a bad idea
I'm not too sure though.
Lemona
3 scientist walk into a room.
“Is it ready?”
“Yes. This is the first test run. Our engineers and scientists have been working hard on this.”
“Well here goes nothing.”
A robot is placed into a room with a trained ET member. The ET member is given a device. He is told that he will have 5 seconds to place it on.
The troop runs forward, places the device, and runs out of the room quickly. The robot stays there as if nothing happened.
“Perfect! It worked!”
“I think we should run more test runs. First we must tell this too the General.”
(The “General” is the leader of Lemona until a new emperor is found. The General is the highest rank in the military, leading all troops if he has too. While he is known as the General by non military personnel in the military and government he is referred as The General-10. His real name is Charles.)
So youÂ’re telling me that youÂ’re using glue to hold together foreign made war robots, not to mention itÂ’s different parts from different robots, and youÂ’re saying itÂ’s working. I find that very hard to believe
yes and no
IÂ’m not saying why yes and no
Uhhhhhh weird thing to see when I log on
Lkandria, Lemona
Team Pizza is interested in claiming the piece of Brazil connecting to Paraguay and Paraguay
Lemona
I do have to agree, it will have some flaws. But it doesnÂ’t sound too bad as I would have a higher SA then you
Brendene better accept that treaty when he logs on
Yeah doesnÂ’t sound too bad when youÂ’re higher than other people. But IÂ’m quadruple your SA sooo. But itÂ’s not really a competition I feel like it would just make sure that not every nation could get robot armies even though their tech level is like WW2 stuff. But anyway IÂ’m going to the moon so I might see you there
Lemona
Today's matches are done
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
We could also make that trade to get such robots is fairly east.
oooooo
The Lemonan Elections are going to begin for our new emperor.
The candidates are Charles Mac Cárthaigh, Bill O’Neil, Karl Schmidt, and Riley Reznicek.
All are males except Riley who is female. Charles is 37, Bill is 78, Karl is 41, and Riley is 46.
We peaked too soon :D
Lemona
Vote for our 1st Consul of Mr Government:
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I'm bored so time to draw some propaganda of British, Vlaskanese And lemonan troops conquering BrendenE
Lemona
Haha, Jokes on you IRA
I now have bombproof cars!
Lemona
IRA in Lemona:
dam BritÂ’s trying to one up us! We just come up with plan!
Socialistic Britain
Propaganda? No itÂ’s just true art!
Socialistic Britain
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Written by Refuge Isle.