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Lemona wrote:Oh yeah you can buy the stolen weapons if u want

WHAT!!?

Lemona

I’m not translating Russian

Vlaskal wrote:WHAT!!?

what you can get some of the money

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Ive got plenty of weapons I wanna make mowoney uwu

uh ok

Lemona wrote:what you can get some of the money

you are not selling my weapons without my permission dammit

Lemona

Lemona wrote:we hate women

no that wasn’t me

Vlaskal wrote:you are not selling my weapons without my permission dammit

:(

okay

Lemona wrote:we hate women

I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH

Lemona

В общем неважно если игнорировать этого зеленого лемона то он ничего не сделает

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH

Im totally not biased

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH

put children in the work force

Elkonie wrote:В общем неважно если игнорировать этого зеленого лемона то он ничего не сделает

what

Lemona wrote:put children in the work force

theyre called minors for a reason, just change the spelling a bit

Lemona

I’m sorry, I don’t speak losing to the Germans in WW1 because of civil war

Also, i'll shoot down any unmarked planes going into Siberian airspace, no one's gonna touch my favorite sauna spot

Lemona

Vlaskalhow about developing and putting into production battle droids

Lemona

Smash or pass joe biden

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:theyre called minors for a reason, just change the spelling a bit

they aren’t doing anything anyways

Vlaskal wrote:Also, i'll shoot down any unmarked planes going into Siberian airspace, no one's gonna touch my favorite sauna spot

what does this remind me of...

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:Vlaskalhow about developing and putting into production battle droids

battle droids

aren’t those just warbots

I can destroy those

Elkonie wrote:Vlaskalhow about developing and putting into production battle droids

waste of resources, i'd rather develop ai turrets first

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Also, i'll shoot down any unmarked planes going into Siberian airspace, no one's gonna touch my favorite sauna spot

okay

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:what does this remind me of...

Also im gonna flood that airspace now just for funsies. we got a buncha rookie pilots we dont need

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Also im gonna flood that airspace now just for funsies. we got a buncha rookie pilots we dont need

uh oh

We need a tad bit more international controversy, profits are low

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Also im gonna flood that airspace now just for funsies. we got a buncha rookie pilots we dont need

how many missiles do you think we've got?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

pirates here we go

Lemona wrote:pirates here we go

yay

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:how many missiles do you think we've got?

Less than we have fighter pilots and defense systems

Lemona

Hey Elkonie you might wanna put those AA defenses to good use

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We need a tad bit more international controversy, profits are low

rob

Sicario wanna join the piracy coalition forming

it doesn’t have to do with Elkonie rn

But we will Rob Elkonie probably

*yawns* I wonder how my orbital weapons program from a few issues ago is doing...

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We need a tad bit more international controversy, profits are low

Well that's because you don't put advertisements as much as XeriCorp do

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Vlaskal wrote:Hey Elkonie you might wanna put those AA defenses to good use

Anteater of Ass Defenses

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:rob

Sicario wanna join the piracy coalition forming

it doesn’t have to do with Elkonie rn

But we will Rob Elkonie probably

I prefer to not join coalitions so I can fight for both sides

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I prefer to not join coalitions so I can fight for both sides

Okay

Vlaskal wrote:Well that's because you don't put advertisements as much as XeriCorp do

Actions speak better than words

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Hey Elkonie you might wanna put those AA defenses to good use

then I will send 7000 of my air defenses there

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Actions speak better than words

Well did you just indirectly diss your competitor?

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Elkonie wrote:then I will send 7000 of my air defenses there

OOh a nice shipment to intercept via airstrike

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OOh a nice shipment to intercept via airstrike

Maybe drop some mobile infantry to grab some

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Actions speak better than words

okay

well better get to pirate

Vlaskal wrote:Well did you just indirectly diss your competitor?

Yep, thats how I usually roll

Haha ya'll can fight I'm disappearing again

Lemona you can have the pirates from me and use them to do your piracy

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:OOh a nice shipment to intercept via airstrike

Piracy but you don’t get anything from it just satisfaction

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pinevilla wrote:Haha ya'll can fight I'm disappearing again

Lemona you can have the pirates from me and use them to do your piracy

this isn’t the main pirate mission is fine

Is it piracy if I steal from pirates

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:We need a tad bit more international controversy, profits are low

I could buy weapons from you as I plan to increase my army

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Is it piracy if I steal from pirates

no I think it’s called giving back

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Is it piracy if I steal from pirates

its piracy of piracy

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Maybe drop some mobile infantry to grab some

The black sea is mostly uhm controlled by NUCL and me, im sure that some warships passing through the Bosphorus wouldn't cause concern

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Elkonie wrote:I could buy weapons from you as I plan to increase my army

L

Pinevilla wrote:lol me and Favenova are tied for defense forces now

Hehe

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:I could buy weapons from you as I plan to increase my army

You could get a fighter wing to protect your nation for a pretty good deal, only around $100 million USD

Lemona, Favenova

Vlaskal wrote:The black sea is mostly uhm controlled by NUCL and me, im sure that some warships passing through the Bosphorus wouldn't cause concern

pirat

Favenova wrote:Hehe

actually im ahead of you now

Lemona

Does anyone need a holy hand grenade

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pinevilla wrote:Does anyone need a holy hand grenade

nah

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You could get a fighter wing to protect your nation for a pretty good deal, only around $100 million USD

Good

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pirates leave to take the weapons

Favenova

Elkonie wrote:Good

Elkonie you want a holy hand grenade

They explode and someone meets Jesus

great for converting people to Christianity

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pinevilla wrote:Elkonie you want a holy hand grenade

They explode and someone meets Jesus

great for converting people to Christianity

I’m trying to steal from him

Elkoniedo you want me to intercept the pirates via mass airstrike from my navy for $1 billion USD UwU

Favenova

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:You could get a fighter wing to protect your nation for a pretty good deal, only around $100 million USD

I want to order a monthly supply of weapons from you

Elkonie wrote:Good

won’t arrive

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Elkoniedo you want me to intercept the pirates via mass airstrike from my navy for $1 billion USD UwU

you intercept pirates ill intercept your soul

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:I want to order a monthly supply of weapons from you

Typically we do fighting forces rather than weapons

Lemona

Vlaskal ignore the heavily armored and armed men running to your border with elkonie

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Pinevilla wrote:you intercept pirates ill intercept your soul

I dont have one

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Elkoniedo you want me to intercept the pirates via mass airstrike from my navy for $1 billion USD UwU

Wait, are pirates attacking Elkonie

I can send naval support and air support

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Favenova wrote:Wait, are pirates attacking Elkonie

I can send naval support and air support

Yes

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Favenova

Lemona wrote:I’m trying to steal from him

Lemona you want a holy hand grenade

They explode and someone meets Jesus

great for converting people to Christianity

We can convert them to naval shells and artillery shells

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Elkoniedo you want me to intercept the pirates via mass airstrike from my navy for $1 billion USD UwU

I’ll buy that

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I dont have one

ill intercept something you didnt know you have

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Lemona wrote:Vlaskal ignore the heavily armored and armed men running to your border with elkonie

Im not going to ignore it, the damned bastards littered all over the place, im going to arrest them

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Im not going to ignore it, the damned bastards littered all over the place, im going to arrest them

I pay bail

FaveNova Naval ships patrol the coast of Elkonie and aircraft patrol major naval cities in Elkonie.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Pinevilla

Pirates are one mile away from Elkonie Vlaskal border

Lemona wrote:Pirates are one mile away from Elkonie Vlaskal border

I could just ww2 air assault this BUT no ones paying me to do so yet

Lemona

I'm gonna make a hanging banner version of everyone's flag

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could just ww2 air assault this BUT no ones paying me to do so yet

I will buy you to do that to Elkon homes

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:I could just ww2 air assault this BUT no ones paying me to do so yet

I'll give you one penny

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Im not going to ignore it, the damned bastards littered all over the place, im going to arrest them

I will strike the pirates with an air strike

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Pirates are one mile away from Elkonie Vlaskal border

u just violated kaltburg and NUCL's border crossing laws

Lemona

Lemona wrote:I will buy you to do that to Elkon homes

Depending on the scale, thatll be quite a lot as we need good lawyers for the war crimes accusation

I better call saul!

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:u just violated kaltburg and NUCL's border crossing laws

border crossing laws are overrated

Lemona

Elkonie wrote:I will strike the pirates with an air strike

Okay

The pirates begin to dig below ground and hold their blades and guns close

These aren’t normal pirates

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Favenova

Vlaskal wrote:u just violated kaltburg and NUCL's border crossing laws

what border crossing laws

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Depending on the scale, thatll be quite a lot as we need good lawyers for the war crimes accusation

I better call saul!

"Your honor, can you blame a person that did it for the vine?"

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Okay

The pirates begin to dig below ground and hold their blades and guns close

These aren’t normal pirates

THEYREGAY PIRATES?!?!

Lemona

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:"Your honor, can you blame a person that did it for the vine?"

yes put it on Vine

In this world, Vine still exists

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Depending on the scale, thatll be quite a lot as we need good lawyers for the war crimes accusation

I better call saul!

we have lawyers that can force people to say you're not guilty

Their trick is a special device that can end someone's life with the pull of a trigger

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:THEYREGAY PIRATES?!?!

no

they are banana

Pinevilla wrote:we have lawyers that can force people to say you're not guilty

Their trick is a special device that can end someone's life with the pull of a trigger

Thats called persuasion

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:THEYREGAY PIRATES?!?!

No thats your whole military

Pinevilla wrote:No thats your whole military

*femboys

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:Thats called persuasion

yes

simple persuasion

is quite useful

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Homosexuality goes without saying

Lemona

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