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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
The hive mind
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Lemonan citizens believe, frick no Im not giving up my freedoms for some government crap and safety.
so thats why they all die.
but actually lol all my leaders have been relatively good towards the populace except the one king we had before the civil war.
he sucked.
The last time a commie alliance existed, Lemona was scared, thsi time they dont give a crap unless you start spreading stuff.
I'll create a dispatch for us soon!
Lemona
We understand and share the Ardics Federations disappointment in the disbandment of the ISI, but feel this is the best way forward, we welcome a request from the Ardic ambassador for a meeting to discuss the new organisation.
Lemona
The ISI was basically the League of Nations.
But worse cause it didnt even try anything lol
New United Common-Lands
Yeah I know, also didnt help that two of our members were at war 😂
Lemona
Two wars happened in its existence, and no one did anything about it.
The War of Bohemia, with a member in it, and The War over Poland, with two members against eachother lol.
I think we need to make an actual good peace organization that will beat up a nation to death if they declare war on any nation, unless the victim had previous aggression. In that case we beat up the victim
Nations across the whole of North America would be called upon to meet in the District of Columbia to discuss the potential to form a continental alliance.[/I]
These nations include Mr Government, New-Union, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Confederate States Of Panama, Free Quebec, and Tomohawk.
Free Quebec, Ardeyn, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, New-Union, Confederate States Of Panama
I will get Panama online
Confederate States Of Panama
whatever you have I accept
maybe
Lemona
Cool. *my leader drives an hour down to D.C.*
Lemona
my hiccups are killing me
The British government was disappointed of hearing this news and soon an ambassador requests to meet the Common-lands Minster of Foreign Affairs
In Ascension city regarding the co-founding of the organisation
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
[sub]hey, britain, your capitalist remember?[/sub]
We equally welcome the opportunity, to discuss the founding of a new organisation with the delegation of [nation=short+noflag]Socialistic Britain[/nation]
Socialistic Britain
I'm a bit bored and have extra time
Should I try make a map?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
[sub]at least I'm more leftist then you[/sub]
[sub]wait no that joke doesn't work we're both inoffensive centrist democracies [/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
whatever it is I accept, now with the new social democratic government the new union is in a democracy era and re-establish civil rights, so any support is gained (Even though you blocked my only way to Mexico I will accept)
I will join as a fellow socialist nation believing in workers owning the means of production, distribution, and exchange.
New United Common-Lands
I want to join
[sub] remember, you are c a p i t a l i s t[/sub]
Socialistic Britain
A week ago, you would be way more leftist, yesterday, I would be more leftist.
today we are same
Socialistic Britain
i think i just installed eugenics as a policy
Lemona
but he is
[sub]capitalistic, not socialistic[/sub]
what
Lemona
https://flag-designer.appspot.com/#d=2&c1=3&c2=5&c3=5&o=3&c4=2&s=3&c5=0
Granolia
Since the ISI doesnt exist, I could go on a murder spree 🤔
Granolia
yes
Lemona
Against who?
Lemona
You bloody genius
Lemona
idk.
a lot of people are either too strong, my allies, or too far away.
and others I just would rather not attack
Though, I could bribe other countries with territory of the one I attack
Only one nation near me in Europe I would be even close to willing to invade, NUCL.
Only thing about them is they are delegate, I have nothing against them, and Lkandria might beat me to death because of there agreement.
New United Common-Lands
Wait Lkandria, if the Norwegians and Danish battled you, and the Normans are Icelandic, Danish, and Norwegian, did Lkandrians get Normandy too? Because that means some cities in Iberia were made by the Lkandrians as Normans.
Lkandria
i am social democrat, capitalism is just a top part of my economy but socialism is also included because my party is social democratic or as we call in the new union "tayjou"
-_-
capitalist, cuz by that logic the us is commie country.
Also, having state owned businesses does not make you a commie, but if majority is owned by the state, you probably are a commie.
If state owned business did mean commie, the US would be commie
Perhaps
Lemona
Honestly, I want to invade somebody
I just don't know who.
Lemona
Interesting
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
join me my brudah
with the ISI gone, we, with Vlaskal and some other nations but also maybe not Vlaskal cause he off for a while, can take stuff from nations.
just maybe not Lkandria
Socialistic Britain
please dont monger war
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I back
and I gonna disappear for a month again its fun
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
m o n g e r
Socialistic Britain
I turned on dark mode an my eyes have been saved :)
Socialistic Britain
This again
night yall
Socialistic Britain
*sniff sniff*
[sub]I can smell Scotland, where is it.
I WANT IT[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I'm talking about the government, not the state companies
I want Scotland said nobody ever 😂
Lemona
I fully support this
Lemona
You have elections yes?
So do you get, just because the democratic socialist party is elected and in government, still doesnt mean your socialist dammit!
Ive been absent from the map rp for a while, can someone update me on the major happenings?
Lemona
War, war never changes
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Alliances, war, big war, soccer still, scientific advancements, trade deals, and countries now looking to expand as the ISI has been ended.
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Basically, a war over a strip of territory, history-making, and crackheadery
Vlaskal also dipped, and ain't comin' back after 3-2 weeks or maybe 4 idk..
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
4 would be about a month, so I hope not.
he might CTE but I think he just logs on every other day and leaves. He said he is busy.
The ISI is being swapped for a Commie Alliance, which Im apposed of.
Helooo im back! i found free time, ima just log in every now and then to prevent me to CTE. So what'd i miss?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Kvetsla
took ye long enough
Lemona
Nothing much just the ISI is gone and Britain and I might go on a murder spree of nations.
did you just steal my drink in the fridge...?
The only countries you could attack are the ones in ECLIPSE
Which I'm assuming is illegal
Just wait until Britain and Lkandria fight over Scotland and pick a side then
It's inevitable
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
uhhh, no...?
Lemona
infighting between two ECLIPSE member-states is highly prohibited, it can result in me kicking out the nation or making the two resovle the issue
Lemona
Its happened once.
I blame Kaltburg for that
Vlaskal
Scotland used to be under my claim too, so the north of Scotland has also been a place to be conquered. And Iceland. Because we train troops in Iceland.
Vlaskal
But ya know what else we would like? Yugoslavia area and Greece and Cyprus and south Anatolia.
Oh sh*t, ima give back Kvetsla their drink back now. They might hit me with a hammer or something, didnt realize it aint mine until I took a closer look at it .-.
Lemona
Im gonna go, but Brendene if you dont accept the treaty the war starts back up.
Vlaskal opinion on femboys
Lemona
I now have a rampant AI in my nations computer system :D I wonder if its Cortana
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that computer?"
"Sir, smashing the Cortussy."
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
"Master chief, mind telling me what you're doing at McDonalds?"
"Sir, finishing this Big Mac"
Socialistic Britain, Ardeyn, New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
That sounds like a dystopian future if I ever heard one
Vlaskal, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
as long as they stay away from my missile silos, sam sites, OEWI defense systems, military equipment, and experimental weapons. I think they'll be fine as long as they aren't annoying.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
OEWI more like OwO
Vlaskal, Lemona
Today's matches are done, results will be revealed shortly...
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Peanteom
How is everybody?
Lemona
Sleepy
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Mass CTE's blimey
Lemona
Oh
Well bloody hell
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I just got an issue revolving around my leaders car breaking down and this was one of the solutions
As a fan of top gear and somebody who's British, I of course read it in Jeremy Clarksons voice
[spoiler=haha top gear go brr]Suddenly, your windows are shaken by what sounds like the bellow of a wild animal as eccentric TV star and car enthusiast Clark Jeremysson revs the engine of his Berrari Forza-Azzurri, then proceeds to address you using a megaphone. Your people judge you based on what youre driving. How on earth can they connect with you on a personal level if youre riding around in a hybrid battlecruiser-tank thing? You should get something fast and exciting a proper supercar and drive it yourself. Show everyone that youre a real take-charge leader who goes wherever you want, at whatever speed you want. People will love it![/spoiler]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Sanders Conference
1st: Dashing Does FC (15)
2nd: Greater Drussi FC (15)
3rd: BrendenPuppies FC (14)
4th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (11)
6th: Wash. Fed. FC (10)
6th: New-Union FC (10)
7th: União Esportiva FC (9)
8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (9)
Dogger Conference
1st: Danobia FC (16)
2nd: Vlaskanese FF (14)
3rd: Triangolan FC (11)
4th: Common Land Utd. (10)
5th: FC Huye (9)
6th: The Government's FC (8)
7th: Ard. Nat. FC (8)
8th: Lemonan Citruses SC (8)
(Ties broken by goal average, with the tie between Lemona and Ardeyn broken by seeding due to same goal average)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom
Y'know what I wish NS had, an option to get issues more regularly,
Or having more than 5 issues.
Of course I could be being an idiot right now and this isn't possible.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Peanteom
Its possible but I think Barrys concern of a 5 issue limit is because people would go through issues so quickly the game would get repetitive since issues get accepted less than people solve issues
Socialistic Britain, Brendene, Lemona, Peanteom
Yeah, but maybe the entire region pican go on an issue writing spree, and make more issues.
Lemona
Whether they get accepted is up in the air, but go for it
Lemona
I wrote an issue. Probably didnt get accepted
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
I've wanted to write an issue for so long, my style of writing hasn't really fit it, but I'm def gonna keep trying!
Lemona
It seems they had an issue with your issue
Lkandria, Lemona
Ive written 3, none accepted :(
Yodle
hahahahahahahahHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Are you okay? Lol
Lemona
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
are you any worried that with the end of the ISI lemona conquest might lead to your country?
No sir
Lemona
Keeps happening
I agree with that, but I also wish we could publish are national anthems to make it pop up in issues not just RP and for the same with other things that counties have national.
Okay okay
Starts writing,
the enemy will be weak as not worried. But it probably is not worried because it can beat us up with robots.
little does it know!
If Hamburg exists, does cheeseburg exist?
accept the dam treaty innit!
Im not really worried because of a new alliance being forged as we speak!
Lemona
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