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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Your currency is weak and your military can be easily beat. ItÂ’s under a million
Socialistic Britain
thatÂ’s so gay brooooooooo
Hey wait I just have terrorist in my country!
Or doomsday event? I will name my big bomb minute man
*nukes all you and then tramples the survivors with angry kittens*
New United Common-Lands
Yeah but you are not a terrorist nation
Lemona
yandere ara ara catgirl? nah
Lemona
Post self-deleted by Socialistic Britain.
you donÂ’t invade Lkandria
he has the strongest military lol
Lkandria, Ambrossa
Merica f----- yeah!
are you a pedo and a zoo too?
Y'know, I am really tempted to invade you
Sadly you aren't on the map so.
Lemona
Hey lemona wanna hear a joke?
I don't care.
1 kitten = 10 soldiers
But when I have a couple trillion kittensÂ
New United Common-Lands
Same
I kinda wanna cut him into pieces like we will too -
wiat I canÂ’t say that yet
Socialistic Britain
sure,
chicken butt
hahahahahahah
I can't wait to load my SA80 with malicious intent!
Lemona
i kinda wanna try that. Lemme conjure something on my mind real quick, im brain tired...
Lemona
I also have 3k
It's happens i also have 3k defence forces so shut up.
I donÂ’t follow the Geneva Convention
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hmm? How did you find this?
Lemona
Vlaskal, if you do what I think you're gonna do
Please no
Lemona
hehehe
Who does lol
Ayo! Hi! (ItÂ’s me, IÂ’m here too)
Ambrossa, Lemona
your military is still crap so I could easily cut you up into pieces.
also so happens I have the best agricultural stuff and I have nuclear power
so yeah I have nuclear lemons inside of cannons
Ambrossa
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
i might have some stuff inside of your other region lol
Ayo what's going on?
Lemona
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1607309
But i have ...... normal 21st century usa technology rip
I just snuck into governments other region.
Or like his 40th othe region lol
Socialistic Britain
5,650 Defense Forces
Frightning Economy
High Scientific Advancement
Can I join RP?
We all do, and most have better lol.
Â…who are you in there? Or are you sworn to secrecy. I could probably work it out, but just asking.
nope never nuh uh totalky not
Ambrossa
secret uwu
My military isn't crap btw
This is just the start
ItÂ’s crap
That was fast for me to figure it out.
Simple, ask Aya Democratic Republic
[sub]btw apologies for the ping Aya[/sub]
Ambrossa, Lemona
Stfu i use m1a1 as my main battle tank what about that tho
Ambrossa
lol yeah I moved it into Disney world like a month ago and it almost CTEÂ’d
According to a stat calculator, I have almost 60,000,000 active duty military
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Once you claim a spot on the map, I'm going to embargo you.
Ambrossa
everyone has robot troops or even troops meant to dismember robots
you are pretty far behind
Ambrossa
Anyways i will join the map rp
yes mmm hmmm definitely
Ambrossa
Hahaha old
Lemona
Oh well im f------ up because i still use standard us style equipment for the soldier's with some exoskeleton legs equipment too
Lemona
*giggle* a little too late for that, darling~
Lemona
DonÂ’t worry I still have M1 Garands but really because they look cooler.
and I also have modern versions of the german empire ww1 spike helmet
By the way, in case anyone's wondering, I am a centrist with a slight democratc and authoritarian leaning. This nation right here is purely my political views
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
AHHH ATTACK HELI IS BECOMINGÂ….
A PEDO!
Socialistic Britain
Lemona reflects some of my political views.
Like how we should weaponize cyber bullies
Ambrossa
I mostly fabricate m4 carbine
Lemona
AAAAAAAAAA
Ambrossa
Also crap this version of Vlaskal murdered new-union with me before
Guys we are almost at 900 keep spamming!
*Kanye west stare*
Lemona
NO NOT THE SWIRLY NOOOO!
will smith slaps but then Chris rock shows his true form, Chris the Rock Johnson and smashes will smith to the wall and then all the space jam and looney toons characters come
I already regret posting this
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
My population be making British memes 🤣🤣
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
And my population is making nukes specifically for your capital
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Holy shi- dude
Lemona
..........
Lemona
Alberstone what do you claim?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
my population being lazy craps
Socialistic Britain
los Mexico
Somewhere in south America
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
be specific
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Give him nothing because he didnÂ’t say somewhere in los mexico
New United Common-Lands
Wait i did not say what do you claim
Lemona
What?
also if your asking what I claim
I think you can see for thy selves
I'll go for Mexico nvm
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Imma go murder some leaders of some foreign countries
Socialistic Britain
I'd have figured you'd go for Alaska with the flag and everything
Lemona
Perfect, if I drop a nuke there it won't look any different.
I mean oh hooray, very nice claim
Lemona
What if I'd secretly do that
very noice
definitely not prepared to chop them up
Socialistic Britain
O-oWO, a cute nation like me can't possibly enjoy committing heinous warcrimes. N-nooo not a-at all
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
couldnt
I mine uranium.. i also have nukes
Lemona
Do you possess the legal right to use them?
No but who cares
Fair point
But yeah i have some nukes tho maybe 200 who knows
you donÂ’t have legal right so IÂ’m suing you yeah yeah
Anyways i shall make a map
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Alberstone, you have a military size of 748,597 and around 200 nukes
I don't think you're that much of a threat.
Lemona
yeahh with our nation's armies reaching 10 million to over 300 million, that's a feeble size....
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Anyway, it's 2am so I shall leave, farewell comrades!
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
New-UnionMay I have an embassy in your nation as well?
Lemona
Farewell br*t
Socialistic Britain
quick thing, when do we make the demands?
Socialistic Britain
WhatÂ’s your guyÂ’s favorite kind of cookie?
Or biscuit for you br*ts.
Socialistic Britain
I'm trying to sleep meanwhile my 3 brain cells are working together to sing this: https://youtu.be/iW88V1fO7Qc
Lemona
Well that depends, When will we be online and when do we plan for the "capture"?
What the hell is wrong with your brain cells?
Lets say 15th/16th of May.
Socialistic Britain
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