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Well.

I kinda lied.

The leader of the Corsican Resistance died in a sword fight.

In a Battle.

Against the Emperor.

And because the Emperor used to be the highest ranking military officer and still technically is and the military trains very well in melee

LetÂ’s just say the death was pretty fast and brutal

Lemona wrote:date him

ThatÂ’s a boring way to kill them.

We recently just captured the leader of the Corsican Resistance.

Currently we are holding him until we are ready for the fight.

We force them to fight animals ofc and watch them suffer

I'll be honest, I don't think meeting and dating over a nation rp issue answer whatever management game isn't exactly the best

Also, we probably all know this, but that would probably be weird

And I couldn't think of any other way to execute him so I just did that

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'll be honest, I don't think meeting and dating over a nation rp issue answer whatever management game isn't exactly the best

Also, we probably all know this, but that would probably be weird

And I couldn't think of any other way to execute him so I just did that

ShouldÂ’ve purchased a colosseum

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'll be honest, I don't think meeting and dating over a nation rp issue answer whatever management game isn't exactly the best

Also, we probably all know this, but that would probably be weird

And I couldn't think of any other way to execute him so I just did that

lol

Pinevilla wrote:He hasnÂ’t been responding to our telegrams so weÂ’re worried.

Lemona wrote:And he does keep logging on sooo

Okay this is

I honestly have no idea of what exactly to do.

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Okay this is

I honestly have no idea of what exactly to do.

What if you uhhhh

Irdk

Welp, it's getting late so I'm gonna head out

See ya

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Welp, it's getting late so I'm gonna head out

See ya

okay bye bye

goodnight

Socialistic Britain wrote:Welp, it's getting late so I'm gonna head out

See ya

Wiat a sec itÂ’s 1:24 or something in Manchester

Socialistic Britain wrote:Okay this is

I honestly have no idea of what exactly to do.

Idk either I asked him to respond to our telegrams but I havenÂ’t got a response either.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well.

I kinda lied.

The leader of the Corsican Resistance died in a sword fight.

In a Battle.

Against the Emperor.

And because the Emperor used to be the highest ranking military officer and still technically is and the military trains very well in melee

LetÂ’s just say the death was pretty fast and brutal

I probably need to lay out how my military works I mean obviously the Grand Minister and the Großkaiser are the supreme commanders of the two big divisions of the military and are highly trained from a young age but idk what my military is equipped with.

Lemona

In a tribute to Lemona

Unser liebe Fraue

Vom kalten Bronnen,

Bescher' uns armen Landsknecht

Ein' warme Sonnen!

Last uns nicht erfrieren,

Wohl in des Wirtes Haus

Ziehen wir mit vollem Säckel,

Und leerem wieder aus.

Die Drummen, die Drummen,

Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,

Rideran Landsknecht voran!

Landsknecht voran!

Der Trommler schlägt Parade,

Die seid'nen Fahnen wehen,

Jetzt heißt's auf Glück und Gnade

Ins Feld spazieren gehen.

Das Korn reift auf den Feldern,

Es schnappt der Hecht im Strom,

Heiß weht der Wind von Geldern,

Herauf weht er herauf den Berg op Zoon.

Die Drummen, die Drummen,

Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,

Rideran Landsknecht voran!

Landsknecht voran!

Lemona, Astravica

Hello

Lemona, Pinevilla

Favenova wrote:Hello

Hello

Lemona, Favenova

Okay

so basically it was a late night and the Emperor and the Corsican ruler met.

They held their blades, the Corsican holding a Rapier and the Emperor Carrie’s a Zweihänder with a gladius in his pocket and a Sabre and Longsword slanged on his back.

The Corsican was frightened, so he pulled out his second Rapier.

As the moon was directly above them and midnight came, and the fight began.

The Corsican began to run forward.

He made a fatal mistake in his moves.

Quickly the Emperor slashed his Blade, forcing the Rapier into the CorsicanÂ’s chest.

The Emperor then dropped the Zweihänder and pulled out his Gladius. Clenching it he went up to the Corsican and stabbed him in the chest.

He made sure not to kill him, and instead dragged him to Ajaccio, in which he recovered.

Though he was disabled now as one of his legs was cut off.

The Emperor deemed it as a rightful punishment

Pinevilla wrote:In a tribute to Lemona

Unser liebe Fraue

Vom kalten Bronnen,

Bescher' uns armen Landsknecht

Ein' warme Sonnen!

Last uns nicht erfrieren,

Wohl in des Wirtes Haus

Ziehen wir mit vollem Säckel,

Und leerem wieder aus.

Die Drummen, die Drummen,

Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,

Rideran Landsknecht voran!

Landsknecht voran!

Der Trommler schlägt Parade,

Die seid'nen Fahnen wehen,

Jetzt heißt's auf Glück und Gnade

Ins Feld spazieren gehen.

Das Korn reift auf den Feldern,

Es schnappt der Hecht im Strom,

Heiß weht der Wind von Geldern,

Herauf weht er herauf den Berg op Zoon.

Die Drummen, die Drummen,

Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,

Rideran Landsknecht voran!

Landsknecht voran!

Ummmmm die drummen?

Nah Die Trommel

Lemona wrote:Ummmmm die drummen?

Nah Die Trommel

I got it off the internet it may be a different version.

Lemona

I did an issue and it brought me from number 100 in defense forces to 87

Lemona

Recent Headlines from Kaltburg

Inter-Industry Club Qualified for Sanders Conference

"Stadiums across the country roar in jubilation"

Survey Corps Employees "Most Overworked in the Country"

"'Why do we have to listen to some tinpot leader across an ocean anyway?' complains a drafter"

Mysterious Green Cloud Spotted in Frankfurt

"The cloud was mostly concentrated in the former IG Farben Building"

Lemona, Pinevilla

My GDP is now 3 trillion!

Not my economic output like my GDP on THE CALCULATOR

Lemona

In lemonan death means nothing.

Watching them suffer for the rest of their worthless life is true punishment

Kaltburg

Death gives them relief

Amputation makes them have to adapt to new things and have a difficult time

Pinevilla

Lemona wrote:In lemonan death means nothing.

Watching them suffer for the rest of their worthless life is true punishment

If your parachute breaks while skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Lemona, Kaltburg

Pinevilla wrote:If your parachute breaks while skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Lol

Pinevilla

So uh Lemona when you gonna continue with the party

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:So uh Lemona when you gonna continue with the party

Oh no IÂ’m doing something rn behind the scenese

Pinevilla, Favenova

Lemona wrote:Oh no IÂ’m doing something rn behind the scenese

What is it

Lemona, Favenova

Lemona have you been milking me for challenge points.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:What is it

A show of Lemonan arts begins.

But thatÂ’s not the main thing.

Behind the scenes during the music and arts and parade and such, the Emperor is preparing for something.

You may be wondering what that is?

An assassin.

Documents were found by a mysterious person who hired an Assassin to kill the Emperor during the party.

The Emperor wears bulletproof armor worn by the military around his suit and tie.

An hour or so passes and itÂ’s time for the Emperor to come on stage.

The previous emperor decided he already survived the last time he was shot, he will survive it again, or die. But he is old and doesnÂ’t care.

As expected a shot rings out through the crowd and people scream and stay still in shock.

The bullet hits the Emperor, but it does nothing.

In that the Emperor takes out his Gladius, takes off his business suit to show his armor, and with the help of some guards chases down the assassin before cutting of his leg and stabbing him in the stomach.

Pinevilla wrote:Lemona have you been milking me for challenge points.

Actually no

When I want to do matchmaking I have to battle a country first so I usually just do you

I donÂ’t get much points of u

Lemona wrote:A show of Lemonan arts begins.

But thatÂ’s not the main thing.

Behind the scenes during the music and arts and parade and such, the Emperor is preparing for something.

You may be wondering what that is?

An assassin.

Documents were found by a mysterious person who hired an Assassin to kill the Emperor during the party.

The Emperor wears bulletproof armor worn by the military around his suit and tie.

An hour or so passes and itÂ’s time for the Emperor to come on stage.

The previous emperor decided he already survived the last time he was shot, he will survive it again, or die. But he is old and doesnÂ’t care.

As expected a shot rings out through the crowd and people scream and stay still in shock.

The bullet hits the Emperor, but it does nothing.

In that the Emperor takes out his Gladius, takes off his business suit to show his armor, and with the help of some guards chases down the assassin before cutting of his leg and stabbing him in the stomach.

Actually no

When I want to do matchmaking I have to battle a country first so I usually just do you

I donÂ’t get much points of u

Oh uh

Dang

Anyways I watch WW2 documentary so bye

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Oh uh

Dang

Anyways I watch WW2 documentary so bye

K Bye

Why did the US ban abortion? Wouldn't that fix overpopulation and help reduce poverty?

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Why did the US ban abortion? Wouldn't that fix overpopulation and help reduce poverty?

they didnÂ’t ban abortion they left abortion up to the states

Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.

Lemona wrote:they didnÂ’t ban abortion they left abortion up to the states

I thought it's a basic civil right for a person to have privacy?

Vlaskal wrote:"The Land Of the Free" just gave up their right to livelihood smh

arenÂ’t you from japan

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:arenÂ’t you from japan

Bruh

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I thought it's a basic civil right for a person to have privacy?

I mean

I donÂ’t know if doctor visits are hold up to that

Vlaskal wrote:Bruh

Oh I know North Korea

Lemona wrote:Oh I know North Korea

...

Lemona

Lemona wrote:they didnÂ’t ban abortion they left abortion up to the states

well that clears up a lot of questions

Lemona

Lemona wrote:China?

Stop guessing, i am from asia. No specifications, just the whole continent

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Stop guessing, i am from asia. No specifications, just the whole continent

dude I already know you live across a sea from China you said it once

Lemona wrote:dude I already know you live across a sea from China you said it once

yes, i am. I could be anywhere

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:yes, i am. I could be anywhere

so if I nuke everyplace in east Asia you r dead?

Vlaskal wrote:Why did the US ban abortion? Wouldn't that fix overpopulation and help reduce poverty?

Vlaskal wrote:I thought it's a basic civil right for a person to have privacy?

Not when itÂ’s murder.

Also weÂ’re not overpopulated thereÂ’s plenty of room and poverty is low.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Not when itÂ’s murder.

Also weÂ’re not overpopulated thereÂ’s plenty of room and poverty is low.

Poverty is actually pretty high

And itÂ’s not murder before the heart is beeting

Vlaskal

And some cities are beginning to face overpopulation

Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:Poverty is actually pretty high

And itÂ’s not murder before the heart is beeting

Yes, when it is in its early stages, like a brainless leech latched on

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Yes, when it is in its early stages, like a brainless leech latched on

I really hate kids, even if i consider having one, it's more fortunate for me that i get a sapling, rather than a seed

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I really hate kids, even if i consider having one, it's more fortunate for me that i get a sapling, rather than a seed

In my opinion if I have a child I can make them do math like I had to do >:)

Vlaskal

The thing i hate about kids is how bratty and annoying they become. And parents treat them as equals or smsht, if they misbehaving, then whoop and beat the a$$es, the only way a child will get disciplined is by pain.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:The thing i hate about kids is how bratty and annoying they become. And parents treat them as equals or smsht, if they misbehaving, then whoop and beat the a$$es, the only way a child will get disciplined is by pain.

My parents let me have stuff but make me do work

Lemona wrote:Poverty is actually pretty high

And itÂ’s not murder before the heart is beeting

Vlaskal wrote:Yes, when it is in its early stages, like a brainless leech latched on

The one thing I think people that like abortion don’t think about is the baby. Even if it’s heart is not beating it is still a living thing, it is still fully human and is still something that needs to be protected. I have to put my phone away in a few minutes but I just think people need to consider the baby and not “women’s rights” and “privacy.” That child, while it may not be fully developed, has a full life ahead of it and you are ending it before it can have a chance.

Vlaskal, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:The thing i hate about kids is how bratty and annoying they become. And parents treat them as equals or smsht, if they misbehaving, then whoop and beat the a$$es, the only way a child will get disciplined is by pain.

I didn't sit in this restaurant just to listen to your portable sht siren wail, either shut that kid's mouth or leave

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:The one thing I think people that like abortion don’t think about is the baby. Even if it’s heart is not beating it is still a living thing, it is still fully human and is still something that needs to be protected. I have to put my phone away in a few minutes but I just think people need to consider the baby and not “women’s rights” and “privacy.” That child, while it may not be fully developed, has a full life ahead of it and you are ending it before it can have a chance.

Well no if itÂ’s heart isnÂ’t beating itÂ’s not alive because you need blood pumping to be alive

Vlaskal wrote:I didn't sit in this restaurant just to listen to your portable sht siren wail, either shut that kid's mouth or leave

Vlaskal maybe itÂ’s a good thing you donÂ’t want childrenÂ….

Lemona wrote:

Vlaskal maybe itÂ’s a good thing you donÂ’t want childrenÂ….

I was made to take care of my bratty cousin. Painful torture for 2 years, apparently being a 'good older cousin' doesn't involve fixing their attitude, AND THEY ARE 8. Forgiving my a$$, the child apparently hasn't got told the world 'no'.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:I was made to take care of my bratty cousin. Painful torture for 2 years, apparently being a 'good older cousin' doesn't involve fixing their attitude, AND THEY ARE 8. Forgiving my a$$, the child apparently hasn't got told the world 'no'.

Lol good thing IÂ’m the youngest and never had to be takin care of anyone

Well small lie I had to be with my even younger cousins but because am get along with everyone well and their family is kinda strict was not bad

I think your family members just think they are too privileged or somethingÂ’s

https://youtu.be/w_kgc8aToP4

https://youtube.com/shorts/qelMhlI6f_o?feature=share

Guten Nacht mein Freundes

Post self-deleted by Kalirgistan.

Lemona wrote:you just got the Soviet anthem stuck in my head

SOYUZ NERUSHIMMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

Pinevilla wrote:I donÂ’t like Biden cause he likes abortion and he literally cannot do anything right.

He also wants to take away guns >:(

Doesn’t the bible say ‘Thou shalt not kill’?

Lemona wrote:now my head is combing jingle bells with the Soviet anthem pls stop

hehe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUkXcgWUCY

Lemona

hey guys the discord invite dosent work i dont know why but it dosent work

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

The Foxus wrote:hey guys the discord invite dosent work i dont know why but it dosent work

Welcome to the region, the discord link still works for me so IÂ’m not sure :(

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:The one thing I think people that like abortion don’t think about is the baby. Even if it’s heart is not beating it is still a living thing, it is still fully human and is still something that needs to be protected. I have to put my phone away in a few minutes but I just think people need to consider the baby and not “women’s rights” and “privacy.” That child, while it may not be fully developed, has a full life ahead of it and you are ending it before it can have a chance.

Rip bozo

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Astravica wrote:SOYUZ NERUSHIMMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

Doesn’t the bible say ‘Thou shalt not kill’?hehe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUkXcgWUCY

Most people want guns to hunt, not kill.

Or to defend themselves.

also I donÂ’t trust you so IÂ’m not touching that linkÂ

Nevermind im gonna touch it

Anyways guten Morgen and the link didnÂ’t work >:(

The Foxus wrote:hey guys the discord invite dosent work i dont know why but it dosent work

Then be epic pro like me and donÂ’t have discord

Good morning.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Good morning.

guten Morgen

Lemona wrote:guten Morgen

I had the weirdest dream last night.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:I had the weirdest dream last night.

IÂ’m sad

my dog usually sleeps in room but she was locked out of my room for some reason

she was already in here when I fell asleep but I assume when my mom came home she came down and got stuck

Lemona wrote:IÂ’m sad

my dog usually sleeps in room but she was locked out of my room for some reason

she was already in here when I fell asleep but I assume when my mom came home she came down and got stuck

Ok

Well my dream started with me being a soldier on the German military during WW2 and I had been detached from my unit. I was hiding in a trench as I watched some soviet troops advancing. I took a gun and ran back out of the trench and to a little house where Hitler was living with his wife that was not Eva. When I told them that the Soviets were coming we decided to leave the house and go to Berlin to hide. We went into some museum for some reason and we started calling Hitler Mr Adolf as to not draw attention. When Berlin fell Hitler successfully faked his death and we fled to his house, where we signed at the end of the war and Hitler vowed to never start one again.

And everyone lived Happily ever after.

The end.

Lemona

Pinevilla wrote:Ok

Well my dream started with me being a soldier on the German military during WW2 and I had been detached from my unit. I was hiding in a trench as I watched some soviet troops advancing. I took a gun and ran back out of the trench and to a little house where Hitler was living with his wife that was not Eva. When I told them that the Soviets were coming we decided to leave the house and go to Berlin to hide. We went into some museum for some reason and we started calling Hitler Mr Adolf as to not draw attention. When Berlin fell Hitler successfully faked his death and we fled to his house, where we signed at the end of the war and Hitler vowed to never start one again.

And everyone lived Happily ever after.

The end.

the hell

I think I just dreamed about dogs and going on my phone to 382 messages

Lemona wrote:the hell

I think I just dreamed about dogs and going on my phone to 382 messages

Basically itÂ’s some weird alternate timeline where Hitler doesnÂ’t commit self destruct

Lemona

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQ SJDBSDHJSHFJSHDHJAJAJDBDHDHD REEEEEE

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:SAAAAAAAA

SSAAAAAAAA

SSSAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQ SJDBSDHJSHFJSHDHJAJAJDBDHDHD REEEEEE

Uhhhh

You okay?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Uhhhh

You okay?

Did you see my post about my dream? It involves Hitler.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:SAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQ SJDBSDHJSHFJSHDHJAJAJDBDHDHD REEEEEE

SNWINSUWGAUSBWISBUSUSHHSJEJWHWISGE

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いいえいいえいいえ私のバナナを食べる

WHAHWUWHAHAHHSHWAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTGJJJJJJHHJKKKKKKGGGEGEGW I LOOKIEIIOYGGGGGGGGVVVVVVGGGGFFGFGAHHGGYGYHHHHHHQAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=it7mUV-PwIY

Lemona, Astravica

Pinevilla wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=it7mUV-PwIY

I LOVE THAT SONG AHHHHHGHHHHHHHH

Pinevilla

Hmm

Lemona, Pinevilla

New-Union wrote:Hmm

ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1

New anthem

https://youtu.be/sHoyoKgRq5U

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:New anthem

https://youtu.be/sHoyoKgRq5U

ThatÂ’s fncking communist o Christmas tree

Socialistic Britain, Astravica

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s fncking communist o Christmas tree

THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER

WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE

Lemona, Astravica, Pinevilla

Socialistic Britain wrote:THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER

WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE

I donÂ’t like socialism

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER

WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE

No

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

Your boughs, so green in Summer-time

Stay bravely green in Winter-time

O Tannenbaum, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

Let us all remember in our gift giving and our merriment

With our family and friends and loved ones

The real and true meaning of Christmas

The birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lovely are, are thy branches

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lovely are, how lovely are thy branches

Their pillars all please faithfully

Our trust in God unchangedly

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lo-lovely are thy branches

On Comet

On Cupid

On Donder and Blitzen

Pinevilla wrote:I donÂ’t like socialism

okay

Lemona wrote:No

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

Your boughs, so green in Summer-time

Stay bravely green in Winter-time

O Tannenbaum, O Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches

Let us all remember in our gift giving and our merriment

With our family and friends and loved ones

The real and true meaning of Christmas

The birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lovely are, are thy branches

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lovely are, how lovely are thy branches

Their pillars all please faithfully

Our trust in God unchangedly

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

How lo-lovely are thy branches

On Comet

On Cupid

On Donder and Blitzen

Hmmm

No

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Hmmm

No

ItÂ’s the OG

https://youtu.be/ZLqbkBPNEUU

Socialistic Britain

I really wanna go to Germany during Christmas

Lemona wrote:ItÂ’s the OG

https://youtu.be/ZLqbkBPNEUU

Maybe it's just me but I'm not hearing it

Lemona

Lemona wrote:ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1

and does it matter?

It's not like I'm anything important

Lemona, Pinevilla

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