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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Is it bad the US and Canada border has people just watching eachother on chairs while the US and Mexico border isÂ
bad to put it at least
Socialistic Britain
[sub]listen here, I'm fine with the Welsh and Cornish and whatever other cultures or something exists, but please
Not the twitter karens[/sub]
Lemona
I finally did it! I finally submitted the first amendment proposal for my government overhaul idea!
*cries*
Socialistic Britain
We here at Lemonan Karencorp have installed a perfect idea! Using KarenÂ’s in the military without there realization, just like how we weaponized school bullies!
[sub]DONÂ’T TELL THEM![/sub]
Socialistic Britain
Guys I just found out
The United federation from papers please is in a nation-states issue
Lemona
[pre]you did what?[/pre]
Lemona
Better question, how did you capture some of our Karens before we did?
Lemona
Really?
hey Nucl I have an idea.
We have two comic strips, both made by Britain because while I can draw, not on a computer! Only on paper, easier. Anyways the first one is papers please becuase that one but the second is the citrus war. Because I donÂ’t think something that actually kinda made rp spark up again (besides the soccer league that also helped but Washington can make an article about that) should just be in a summary, other regions wonÂ’t understand how big it was. But definitely keep the papers please thatÂ’s fun.
probably lured them in via managers and supervisors...
MORE MONEY FOR SPACE PROGRAM
ALIENS OR BUST
uhhhhh NOTHING
Thy Central Intelligence Agency
The Citrus War strip:
You/other lemon supporters and Catopes/Free Quebec fighting.
Then I come in and crush you all with an Orange.
*whispers* “I was implying I arrested them and ‘leased’ them to you”
Lemona
human trafficking? weapon transfers? either way highly sus
Lemona
Well some them did get captured through our TCIA
You didnÂ’t hear that! I was whispering.
Lemona
A lot of those were probably from the Washington Federation, it is much more conservative.
Lemona
my espionage council told- I MEAN you gotta whisper better
Lemona
Your espionage council is corrupt and just trying to start a war for their own benefit.
Lemona
*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*
NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET
*Gets out my lemonade launchers to help Lemona*
Lemona
I agree with what government said
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Lemona
*opens nuke silos*
are we gonna have a MAD time
Sh!t I forgot you got really lucky on your issues.
I canÂ’t use super mass destruction weapons, but I can send nuclear waste in a bomb to just make everything nuclear and disgusting.
Hey! no fighting between ECLIPSE member states >:(
Lemona
We should only be allowed to use Citrus weapons so we donÂ’t start a world war.
Lemona
Haha, IÂ’m not in ECLIPSE.
...touche
Mr Government
I'll spray you both with water.....
Lemona
Oh okay
*arms up nuclear citruses in bombs*
You forgot I produce tons of lemons and IÂ’m nuclear powered
If you spray me with water I will use my bonk stick armory I inherited as moderator in other regions.
Lemona
oh yeah I just remembered...
I have a moon gun
Lemona
I guess when life gives you lemons 🤷♂️
Lemona
I have GruÂ’s shrink machine!
drat
Lemona
Turn them into nuclear weapons!
And I might have a sniper trained on your leaders.
Lemona
ah to hell with it, *increased vlaskanese military presence near the Vlaskal-Kazakstan border* i shall take whats rightfully mine.... *looks at west kazakhstan and atyrau* mine
Lemona
How about we call these down through some weird diplomatic stuff? So I donÂ’t break my record?
fair, fair.
Not like I wanted it.
Same
Lemona
We should stop fighting, or Ewam McGregor will use the high ground and one of my bonk sticks to stop us all.
Vlaskal, Lemona
fair, I dont want bavaria being the new fallout game's setting
Vlaskal, Lemona
CHEES TOUCH!
Vlaskal
okay
Vlaskal
How do you guys feel about Neo Roman expansion into Gaul?
I thought that weapon was outlawed!
Lemona
I have already chosen my running mateÂ…the only other member of my party.
*sighs*
People! Join my party!
Lemona
good god man you almost had the cheese touch
Lemona
The EPP is happy, we have a dead corpse but we are still around! We died and came back!
are you gonna use that corpse as a fertilizer or just keep it in the refrigerator?
Lemona
I did that at school as we found a thing of bubble wrap. So yeah we caused mayhem.
We will see. It might come back alive so we are waiting longer.
I know a friend that if he comes into NS might join the EPP, or that stupid Green Party.
Can you just join my party so we have a chance at anything? Or create a coalition after the election?
Does anyone else want to create a coalition of parties?
no
me no join mod hunting nation
I know the first one isnÂ’t happening, but still.
Lemona
no
me no join mod hunting nation
Pwease 🥺🥺
[pre] no [/pre]
I donÂ’t wanna be a chicken donÂ’t be a chicken BAWK [sub]BAWK[/sub] BAWK
I wanna k-
https://youtu.be/w2YCr0ZAvSM
Mr Government lets make alliance
everyone is allies with everyone currently in roleplay, so any non-player nation I add will be gone instantly since everyone is allies or neutral. Lemona and New-Union gave some fun tension but everyone is allies rn
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
ItÂ’s currently 9:39 where I live. What if I add a one before the nine and remove the colon? Oh noÂ
Socialistic Britain
“Fun”
Looks at the millions of dead Lemonans.
“Fun”
Socialistic Britain
Ok.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
ok it “added suspense”
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Okay, but the people I havenÂ’t made an agreement with either in private or upfront I call threats. But if they are in an organization with me they are no threat.
Socialistic Britain
Evolution of Gaul in AyaÂ’s map:
No one ruled
The lemonans take small portion to unite Iberia
a while later, Britain and Lemona split Gaul with Britain having Normandy and Lemona having Brittany as part of the Cork Agreement. They tell these to Aya.
Brittany is given to Britain and southern Gaul is given to Lemona through mistake
Aya fixes and britain has Normandy with lemona now having Brittany and a strip of lane connecting Brittany to southern Gaul.
Britain is given the rest of France including Paris.
Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal
Anyways night yÂ’all enjoy!
Socialistic Britain
Oh god are we bringing Morse code back
Also good god man you almost got the cheese touch
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Morse code. 🤔
Have fun decoding it.
Lemona
should i send my military to set up shop in this tiny socialist nation or just send some nuclear warheads, that they may potentially use against it's neighbor, or do nothing at all?
Lemona
Send the warheads!!!!!
Vlaskal, Lemona
Post self-deleted by Kaltburg.
lemme just
*amasses troops near Bohemia*
Vlaskal, Lemona
Lemona do you still want to be part of the ISI? As I think you were going to war, I have only briefly scrolled through the RMB though haha
Vlaskal, Lemona
Dear Czechia
Join our People's Republic or face the consequences
Vlaskal, Lemona
im sure that Kazakhstan doesn't mind me deploying warships at the caspian sea yeah, i hope not.... ehehehe *looks back to see vlaskanese troops massing near the border with tanks and armoured vehicles, with fighter jets pass by*
Lemona
the Bohemians have not sent any form of response. Time to conduct a "special military exercise"
Vlaskal, Lemona
*sniff* i can smell burgers and oil in the distance, them americans are waking up soon......
Lemona
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Vlaskal, Lemona
That's 😎
Vlaskal, Lemona
And a bit sus.
Vlaskal, Lemona
yes
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
*supplies the bohemians with Toyotas, guns, and whatever else they need including food and water*
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Vlaskal
*Supplies Kaltburg with guns, tanks and warplanes as well as some non-lethal add like helmets and ballistic vests*
Vlaskal, Lemona
Not as good as toyotas
IÂ’ll supply them with Volvos
*supplies the bohemians with every kind of car imaginable that actually exists*
i think helmets are lethal... you just have to bash someone hard enough..
Lemona
I looked that up and this came up:
https://www.istockphoto.com/search/2/image?phrase=man%20with%20helmet%20pushing%20a%20bike
bye
Any comic ideas be sure to send them yes. We welcome any art from any nations yes
Lemona
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.