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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Surrender, Mortals!
Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance
Oss aliens munu konquer!
Lemona, The New Corsican Resistance
[pre]Ajaccio, The New Corsican Resistance, 20:44, CET.
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The News hits The Counsel. The NCR declares the Great Imperial Race as an enemy for killing the troops, and then declares war. It believes that both the aliens and lemona shall fall, and that they can do it.[/pre]
Lemona, The Great Imperial Race
hello
Lemona
this is the link to the funniest county on nationstates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB7ACr7pUuE
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqGWN1jy5A
Lemona
So I ended up sleeping
It was around 3-4am when I tried to sleep though but funny thing
When I woke up, I looked outside my blinds and thought it was around the middle of the day
Then I looked at my clock
It was 5am
Lemona
Join the Bankless Chess League now!
Already 8 slots filled only 8 left!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1709286
Lemona
I would like to take part
Transmission Received
[pre]-VFNS Fhardranz (CG-110)- [/pre]
Location: Black Sea, 44.343884, 36.205149
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13:22 - 23/5/22
To: Dzhava (Codename for HQ)
Unidentified warships spotted: 4
Violated Maritime Border
400 Nautical miles away from Flock (Code word for Fleet)
Attempting radio communication.
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13:53 - 23/5/22
Radio Communication failed, and ships did not heed warnings.
392 Nautical Miles away
Permission to send warning ordinance?
attempting to give another warning
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14: 26 - 23/5/22
5 Warnings not followed
Permission to send warning ordinance?
-Permission Denied. Send another Warning-
Understood.
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14:47 - 23/5/22
Warnings not followed-
376 Nautical Miles away
Permission to send ASBM (Anti-Ship Ballistic Missile)?
-Permission Granted.-
[/pre]
A strange encounter with unidentified warships led to 5 Ballistic Missiles being fired, pictures from the aftermath have been classified, and further investigation is being followed
the VFN has now begun mobilizing warships to combat these new threats, protecting coastlines, and port cities
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
You can sign up! ItÂ’s on the dispatch :)
Lemona
I was gonna do a rp post about my navy but then I realised
Realistically, how big would my navy be?
(this is probably unnecessary)
Lemona
about the size of a hmmm
hmm
probably sizable, since your military is very big, might not be surprised if you started singing rule britannia socialist version...
Lemona
my anthem is rule hispania
West Germany shouldÂ’ve gone with the East German anthem when unified
Kaltburg
I love how in the kings court itÂ’s all these really cool names like Lkandrian masterminds, Washington knights, Teampizza terminators, pinevilla punishers, Lemonan gladiators
and in queens court the names are so bland
New United Common-Lands
Chess is a fun game
New United Common-Lands
16:00 local time on the island of Novaya Zemlya
At a military airfield, 20 transport aircraft begin to take off where they are going, no one knows
16:30 Prime Minister and Minister of Defense Elkoni reports that the planes went to Saudi Arabia to capture cities near the Red Sea
as well as the Elkoni fleet entered the ports of the Dominican Republic and Haiti to annex these territories
Washington did not instruct me to assign them a nickname so I didn't
My baseball team are the Sarusori Sasquatches though
Lemona
yes
fair, fair.
we I thought your name was a little less bland than uh some other things
New United Common-Lands
Sorry guys, I did not have time to post the summary last night, so here it is: Pinevilla and Elkonie both captured El Faw, and more skirmishes happened in the north. Alsoo before Al Faw was the Battle of Um Qasr.
Today's aganda will be to start having the two divisions set course for Basrah, which is the last city needed untill PInevilla will be satified with peace.
Lemona
Yas I wish I spent more time playing when I was younger so I would be a bit better now haha
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I'm ok at chess
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
i wanna sleep so bad, but i need to do complete assignments ;-;
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Also I did a flag change since you couldn't see the red on my old one
Lemona
Is anyone else wondering why nations with crap military and SA, are trying to set up colonies?
Elkoni troops took the provinces of Tabuk and the north of Medina, they will not advance any more
The delegates in the Dominican Republic and Haiti questioned the need for these events and the ships sailed from the berths today at 17:34
Sure they did
whatÂ’s your rating?
Lemona
i have a chronic urge to make things look bureaucratic
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
shyt i accidentally repealed divorce and same sex marriage in one issue
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Same 😂
Lemona
by a bunch of twitter people, they are yelling at the nation of kaltburg calling them homophobic and they will eat their skin
pfft lmao
Lemona
i accidentally repealed my permanent marriage policy :(
i can't ruin my people's relationships now D:
Lemona
Idk
New United Common-Lands
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TERRORISTS
bruh
I have decided to be peaceful with the terrorists if they continue then IÂ’ll start shooting them
May 23, 2022
A bomb goes off in a car in the capital of Pinevilla. No one knows wher eit came from.
in the distance, laughing can be heard, and the anthem of the Free State of Pinevillian Workers can be heard in the distance.
A red light flashes, and disappears.
Hello boys... hehehe
Welcome to change...
Nah bruh this ain't good
we are ready to send you special forces in the amount of 5000 people, they will help to destroy terrorism
Pinevilla
Thanks but this will be more than terrorists, I think I'm heading for a civil war
Someone please help
With the rise of the Socialist and fascist parties, Pinevilla quickly signs a peace deal with Iraq, taking the land currently under their occupation.
Elkoni officially supports the current government of pinevilla and therefore sends 5 additional divisions to resolve the situation
Pinevilla, Raspatonia
So sad about Ukraine. Those Russians are just hungry for war!
boys boys boys boys
Lemona
Within 24 hours, I went from an NY Times Democracy to Democratic Socialism
(Not that it's bad, it's just so quick. Perhaps President Torkowitz being sworn into office may have had some effect.)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
A message is displayed on the Mars HQ main computer
WARNING! WARNING!
CONTACT LOST WITH EPSILON 3-2
BETA 2-1 DEPLOYED
GAMMA 3-4 DEPLOYED
OBJECTIVE:
LOCATE EPSILON 3-2
New United Common-Lands
(Can't wait for PI 3-1)
hello people, this is the Workers of Pinevilla speaking. We will be planning to spark our civil war soon. Be watching for us!
Yes, and see how your rebellion will go. The Fascists of Pinevilla truly rule.
You think you can win? We have the support of the workers.
Post self-deleted by Pinevillian Workers Union.
Yes, but your economy is nonexistent
Post self-deleted by Union Pinevillienne.
I HATE YOU
The feeling is mutual, hotshot
I hate both of you
IÂ’m using the Greek alphabet
Lemona
YÂ’all just angora the fact that a whole fight is happening on the chat
a fight between yourself
are you like 3 months behind
are you using internet explorer?
Because the Ukrainians are kicking Russian butt
Well itÂ’s still going on itÂ’s still relevant
Lemona
yeah but like
they are kicking Russian butt now
and that post, at least to me, seemed like what everyone was saying at the beginning
What if I likeÂ
Support a monarchist party in your nation?
Seems fun enough
Maybe our new more militaristic and conservative emperor led us to having our military doubled and uh
keep switching from a father knows best state to a corrupt dictatorship
ThatÂ’s rude, apologize
Lemona
Bruh I basically am the monarchist party, well, an elective monarchy.
You apologize too
Lemona
Those two want to take over my nation
Why is everybody a elective monarchy these days
Well, what if you gave them guns
(And your nation)
Lemona
YOUR COPYING WHAT I AM
you a theocracy
my name is literally the grand electives
burn burn
IÂ’m funding your social rebels
I was supposed to be an anarchy when I made my nation 🫤
Oh funding stuff
Ima fund democratic socialists in their election
Lemona
He copied me ways
he doesnÂ’t even have a monarchy!
yasss
A theocracy is a monarchy is most cases
We donÂ’t have a democratic socialist party
No
and also
you have prohibition
bad bad
Lol why did it say dead
He can create one by funding democratic socialists
I donÂ’t see it in your policies
Prohibition is making my people healthier
Post self-deleted by Teampizza.
I have a large German influence in my country and we drink tons of beer
bad
We are a constitutional theocracy. There.
Wow, man youÂ’ve gone to far..
Lemona
Well your people can die quicker them
What he said
Lemona
thatÂ’s not in your policies
My people live to 90 on average
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Written by Refuge Isle.