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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Ninety-Nine Decision Street, ninety-nine ministers meet...
Oh i know that song uhhh ninety nine luftballoons or something? Great song
hmmm how about the Coalition of United Nations on Territorial Sovereignty..?
Lemona
cun- wait...
Vlaskal
Oh yeah Ive listened to that
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
But its abbreviation is
Vlaskal
wait a damn minute....
New United Common-Lands
I say we do it!
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
Neunundneunzig Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär'
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Düsenflieger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: "Krieg!" und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'n Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen
hmm, now how about the Coalition of Sovereign Socialist Nations there!
-CSSN-
Im not socialist:(
Besides a socialist organization already exists
Free Union Coalition of Knowledge
or United Democratic Assembly (UDA)
What if we just form NATO... but better...
Free Union Coalition of Knowledge
(F.U.C.K.)
I like F.U.C.K.
hmm i like your idea astolfo catgirl sussy femboy person nation!
now, what do we call it then...?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
F.U.C.K!
also astolfo is chad
....my friends challenged me to type in seductive ara ara voice type crap
uhhhh
F.U.C.K!
I second this
Lemona
Collective Union of Monarchies
Lemona, your thoughts?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
F.U.C.K!
oh yeah that sounds good too
cum
wiat second
Sicario Mercenary Corps
YES
Lemona
Coalition of Observation, Creativity, and Knowledge
Lets not use that haha I am not putting C.*.*.*.* as a recognised organisation lmao
All these acronyms oh god
Free Coalition and Union of Knowledge would be acceptable
oh hey, Kvetsla is on the map now :D
time to supply them with weapons
Umm sir, why you supplying them with weapons and not me 😂. (Oh wait Im a pacifist nation, dont hurt me :p)
uhh, as far as i remember, you don't have people to use and operate rifles and missiles..?
or maybe im wrong uhhh
New United Common-Lands
I know I wasn't asked nor am I a monarchy but I personally love the abbreviation of the Collective Union of Monarchies
Lemona
I have just now realized I didn't save a rp post I was gonna post later.
[sub]GODDAMNIT[/sub]
Lemona
Please look at, and then report whoever this is:
[nation=long]Northern Russia[/nation]
Seriously they are cheating like it's not even subtle
Ardeyn
how do you cheat?
ew
I like the other one more
It seems that there is a trend here...
Introducing, the Department of Ingenuity, Craftsmanship, and Knowledge[/I]
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
yasssss
Senior Help Initiative of Travel
Property, Environment, Nature, Initiative of Safeguard
The Federal Union of Christian Kingdoms for Oil, Fur, Finance, Unilateral Futures, Agriculture, Terrain, Travel, Workers, and Alternate Technologies.
F.U.C.K.O.F.F.U.F.A.T.T.W.A.T
Lkandria, Vlaskal, Lemona
Bruh
Lemona
Too much?
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
Nah its funny. NUCL probably wouldnt add it to dispatch tho
New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona
sad
Vlaskal
😂😂
Vlaskal, Lemona
20% off next contract
We also have higher quality mercs.
This is war, there can only be ONE
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
I also have cute femboys
Vlaskal, Lemona
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
astolfo is not femboy
is man
you made no contract deals ever lol
only been on the sidelines watching lol
*there's a spike in balloon sales for some reason*
Lemona
*99 Luftballons go in the air and look like ufo*
its probably because of the nuke test we just did
i mean, i have an advanced spy network, so i think im fine.
Lemona
its probably because your German and you call balloons Luftballons and you have 99 of them
*tries to hide the fact of being very german*
I didnt realize how pacifist you were until I realized my military is starting to catch uo
I thought the lyrics of All My Loving was
close your eyes or Ill kiss you
its close your eyes and Ill kiss you
ara~? You want me as a bloodthirsty warmonger? hmmmmmm fine~
Lemona
sh!t
I summoned it
Vlaskal
thank Gott for the brendene panhandle
Vlaskal
that shouldnt even exist lol
all panhandles are freaks of mapping
Lemona
Haha! Don't worry... hihi, i wont rip you into little pretty strands of flesh~
we're allies remember~?
Lemona
no
I mean
that panhandle
is the polish land
we fought over
the polish land Brenden wanted lol
Kaltburg
k
[chuckle]
im in danger
Lemona
define femboy for me my good sir
Vlaskal
*proceeds to fly out of bus*
Vlaskal
female boy
astolfo is man
not female boy
Vlaskal
ara ara *twirles hair*
Vlaskal, Lemona
"Admiral, ready the coast guard"
Vlaskal, Lemona
astolfo has technically done it with over 100 women
and even for lesbians
this make man
Vlaskal
..no
femboy is a male person that dresses in usual "girl" ways, such as skirts and stuff. Literally Astolfo
Vlaskal
wdym
last time I checked
astolfo is manly
Vlaskal
I always thought of femboy as a feminine boy
Vlaskal, Sicario Mercenary Corps
i wanna squeeze something until it pops!
Lemona, Kaltburg, Sicario Mercenary Corps
astolfo has banged over a 100 women technically lol
uh
popsicle
Yeah, thats what it is
I can just imagine the delegates in eclipse looking at the president while saying this
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
that changes what exactly? Bi people exist
astolfo is
manly
That doesnt make someone a dude or more manly. What about lesbians?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
I could bang a women and that wouldnt make me very manly
Lkandria, Lemona
bi do exist
I have friend
but if your bi and a man
banging over a 100 women
makes a man
if lesbian it makes a woMAN
Sicario Mercenary Corps
would make you woMAN
The room sits in silence after hearing the Vlaskanese president's remark.
Lemona
banging over 100 women.. doesnt mean youre manly.. it just means youre a bit of a sl4t
Lemonan emperor cracks a joke about methane and climate change
This is the dumbest thing Ive ever heard
Sicario Mercenary Corps
i want more weapons :3
time to unleash uhhh warc- i mean peacekeeping forces in kazakh/rightful ranzitsian land! i gotta prepare them tho
sigh
now where did i put those new wmd's?
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Not a laugh would be heard, only the ambience of the room and occasional coughs.
Lemona
astolfo is manly
astolfo dress like girl
because he like hot things
cute I mean
Ok I sell you some more
Vlaskal
Ill give you another aircraft carrier uwu
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Written by Refuge Isle.