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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
And I ended up calling it the Lemonan Citruses S.C.
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
IÂ’m tired today so going to bed earlier good night yÂ’all
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
I will ratio every single one of you
Yodle, New United Common-Lands
got back from spying on people i suppose?
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Homeland Security
ItÂ’s scary in my opinion how much the Prison system in the US is seen like a Business, like prisoners used for cheap labour..
Yodle, Lemona
ThatÂ’s the thing, private prisons are literally for-profit businesses that make money by keeping people in prison as long as possible and by giving prisoners the bare minimum for existing and nothing else unless they pay for it with slave wages or money from family, and itÂ’s usually just money from family
New United Common-Lands, Mars Hotel, Lemona
No, I was in 20-30 km from home city 😅
Lemona
Like new flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Good Morning
New United Common-Lands, Triangola, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Can you come talk to me on discord real quick?, My nick is ...levi...#6336
Triangola, Lemona
доброе утро
Lemona
hm weird but ok
Lemona
Good morning all
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
yay,now I have a puppet country
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Good Morning,how are you?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Have been better, not really looking forward to working from home today !
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
The Washington Federation Is there a deadline for sign ups to the Bankless Football League?
Lemona
good morning lad! hope ya have a fantastic morning
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Good morning! Have a wonderful day and start of your week ;D
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I haven't set one
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Good morninÂ’! Woke up after having a dream about parties and trucks. (No one got ran over)
New United Common-Lands
Me Pa has been working from home for so long since Covid that at this point itÂ’s just normal. Works for an Irish business
New United Common-Lands
My week started, yesterday. And my birthday is soon
New United Common-Lands
oops. Turkey isnÂ’t too far tho yes? but kebabs are epic snack and dinner and lunch and even BREAKFAST
Triangola
yesterday I was bored so I counted cars that passed by. Got to over 100 before I stopped.
yez
New United Common-Lands
I just realized itÂ’s 7:00 I thought it was 8:00 even though my alarm went off at 6:30 since itÂ’s a weekday
New United Common-Lands, Triangola
Turkey really is close enough, but it is too far for visiting on the weekend. I'm still having school lessons :)
I love kebab too, especially just taken from fire
Lemona
hi everyone :D
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Peanteom, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I remember that I liked detecting emotions of cars by their look in front, when I was younger :D
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
You guys call it school lessons? We just say we have school and your late or tardy for school you little stupid little rat next time be on time or your getting it
Welcome to the region!
Triangola, Lemona, Peanteom, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Im so happy no school or anything today Im just doing whatever
Lemona, Peanteom
We're learning online, so it's difficult to call proper school (mostly we watch video lessons and do homework, but some teachers can do lessons due Zoom or Meet)😅
When we can there, we call it mostly школа, навчання :D
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Same I am watching my dog and my cousins dog fight over a toy and my dog went on her hind legs and threw her paws on my cousins dogs back. She even grabbed her neck but in the end my cousins dog got the toy and my dog roams the house, defeated. :(
Triangola, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Huevina
lucky, where i live it's exam season starting, but atleast spring break is very soon
Brendene, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
sad
Peanteom, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Aya Democratic Republic didnÂ’t you say you were going to change back your flag? Actually, I think anyone with a Ukraine flag should add a tank and a farmer
I'm going to write the history of the "citrus war" but I'm confused if I should call it a war because there was no invasion, should I call it a "citrus threat"?
Lemona
Wars donÂ’t have to be invasions it could just be two countries armies killing each other.
Regional Government Update
Dear all,
As of today, per the agreement of our regional government, we have decided to form a new Ministerial Post, Minister of Culture. This role will be responsible for maintaining and innovating the regional roleplay.
In addition, we have decided to officially appoint The Washington Federation to be our Minister of Culture.
The Washington Federation has shown their own initiative in founding and developing the Bankless Football League. So well done and congratulations on your promotion.
Communications (ability to send no-stamp region-wide messages) and polls (ability to make polls) powers will be granted to the role and this will assist our new Minister of Culture to administer Regional Roleplay.
Kind regards
WA Delegate, Deputy Prime Minister
Message on behalf of TRTHNBB Regional Government
Ardeyn, Lemona
Congrats to The Washington Federation for this position, I believe the expansion of our government will help us accomplish goals faster.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Side note, Football Club of Huye, (Huevina) so far has best badge of the bankless football league.. lol!
Lemona
Good idea wanna be hired for the Lemonan Times? It used to be Lemonan News but I changed it to Lemonan Times.
Ok Why not
Lemona
The citrus war
in 2022
in the new union
There were several terrorist attacks against the new government
As the new union advanced, terrorist camps were captured In several camps, evidence of support for the Lemon Empire was found.
angry The leader of the new union confronts the empire of lemona
Whose leader of the new union accused the leader of lemona's empire of treason
And the leader of lemona's empire refusing the accusations
After a long time of discussion The leader of the lemona empire accused the nation of "catope-free lands" For their long-term rivalry between the two nations
The new union considering the indictment He carried out an operation to corner a convoy of weapons of the "supports" of the rebels And Cathepesian soldiers were reported on the spot
the new union communicated 2 great nations and warning that it was preparing to invade Catopes and asked for help
To new commons united
And the empire of lemona
The new united commons did not respond
But the empire of lemona supported the new union and sent military forces to the frontier of Catopes
A war was about to happen
Seeing the situation and that if a war happens there would be several dead
Several nations asked the two nations to find a democratic solution and to avoid war at any cost.
After these orders
The leader of the new union
The leader of lemona's empire
And the leader of cathops
met in a meeting together with their diplomats and generals to discuss the situation
After 3 hours of meeting the leaders reached a non-aggression agreement Whose cathopes severed his connection to the rebels And in return there would be peace
-government of history of the new union
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I wanted to post here because i wanted someone to see it and for my writing effort to be Useless
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
itÂ’s nice! I like thsi cause it shows the New-Union side of stuff. Thing is it started before you came into the region with Catopes saying Limes are better then lemons. Mr Government put oranges over lemons over limes so he is fine. In the end I said we can settle this in two ways, war or poll. Many chose war over poll.
New United Common-Lands, New-Union
oh thank you, I wish I had entered this region and this site earlier to follow the story from the beginning, the people here are very nice and kind
Lemona
So nice and kind I got banned from discord and Roblox 3 times. Well roblox 3 times not discord discord IÂ’m just gone
My new moto is in the native language of Lemona, galician. It states how limes will fall
Homeland Security
Voted already
Brendene, Homeland Security
Also yes Lemona is truly Galician, but itÂ’s in Spain. We also have introduced Gaelic football so uh itÂ’s kind of confusing with American and Gaelic football in lemona but most people just call them Footican and Football
Homeland Security
Do things based off the fruit count? Cuz I like oranges more than lemons, but lemonade more than orange juice.
Brendene, Lemona, Homeland Security
Actually I made a whole history or lemona but itÂ’s kind of complicated. Quick run through, protests lead for Celtic independence in Spain. Because it is multiple states it gets named the Celtic States of Iberia. Iberia gets conquered, becomes Celtic Empire of Iberia, goes on to make a colonial empire and violated that moon treaty, takes over the moon and wins war. Founds a few states like Monkeyland, Apeland, and Musicland. Changes name to Lemona as lemons became part of culture and was the main export. Conquers planets, makes alliances with canada and a few alien nations. Also originally I was calling it the Lemon Empire but that name was taken in NationStates so instead I made it Lemona or the Empire of Lemona. ThereÂ’s a lot more wars and stuff but thatÂ’s just the quick stuff
Brendene, Homeland Security
yeah because lemon juice is used in lemonade and orange juice is literally orange juice with some other stuff. Lemon and orange juice comes from lemons and oranges.
Brendene, Homeland Security
Lemon is currently getting its ass kicked in the poll.
I don't like war. Leave my people alone or I'll order my B-52s to bury you with our best Catopes lime.
Brendene, Lemona, Homeland Security
So are you, oranges are winning. Also lemona has built special defenses to stop limes from getting in. Only limes permitted by the government are able to get in
Brendene, Homeland Security
When limes arrive from the sky, by bomber planes, it is difficult to control the entrance.
Brendene, Homeland Security
At least by bombarding you with limes, the best citrus fruit in the world, your poor people will finally be able to eat a real citrus fruit! Sorry not sorry Lemona
Brendene, Homeland Security
Who said they couldnÂ’t eat limes? Limes are just hated by everyone in are country
New United Common-Lands, Brendene
This is clearly propaganda.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene
The Free Land Of Catopes can count on our military support in case of invasion.
We do not tolerate propaganda. Long live the lime.
Vivre le Québec Libre.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
To bad itÂ’s not propaganda
Brendene
I love the way citrus rots my teeth. So good to be British 🍊🇬🇧
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Lemona
Considering our republic is fifth in defense, I would apologize to The Free Land of Catopes, and quickly.
Brendene
Defense not offense. Also are farmers will take your tanks
Brendene
Take it back. The best defense is offense.
Brendene
WHO DARES TO STEAL OUR IDENTITY!!!!
Lemona
lol
Brendene
Reported as spam.
Brendene
Well clearly the The Free Land Of Catopes supports lemons and hates limes.
Brendene
Bit before that I wasnÂ’t speaking for 5 minutes? Also that shows weakness
Brendene
I will never take it back! It clearly says you have good defense not offense.
Brendene
Lime is being crushed by oranges and lemons.
Brendene
Look at how the tables have turned B). Oranges and lemons are destroying you limey losers
Brendene
Hey Free Quebec IÂ’m afraid you giving my villagers limes is considered an invasion, as you have touched into my territory! Just wanted to tell you! ;)
Brendene, Darkbrenden
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1682370
A promise is a promise.
Lemona, Catopes
Haha well to bad I didnÂ’t invade first, only a Cold War style aggression! Afraid you are invading first!
In this whole thing u feel bad for grapefruits who no one likes. Very sad
Free Quebec, pretty bad that my villagers are farmers, who dislike other nations. My farmers are the most patriotic people in my empire. Those limes are being put to waste. And even with my nation being barely patriotic, is because of the number of immigrants. On the otehr hand most farmers are born here while immigrants try to live in the city
Wow this all escalated quickly.
Lemona
No annexation attempts have been made on Catopes, only troops on the border. The troops of Free Quebec will have to deal with our Imperial Geckos, who are a military force. Defenses doesnÂ’t mean offenses. Even so I was never at war with you, Free Quebec. This is an act of aggression. So now I officially declare war.
yep. ThatÂ’s what opinions do.
Post self-deleted by Brendene.
bruv. Free Quebec invaded first!
eh I like puppies so IÂ’m not gonna do contour sanctions.
You know what. IÂ’m releasing all sanctions on Catopes and putting them on Free Quebec
Where is New-Union when you need em?
Wait a secondÂ
Catopes has the first aggressionÂ’s, saying lemons stink. In lemona that isnÂ’t an opinion, thatÂ’s an offense.
Thank you for supporting us in the sanctions Brendene.
It's not an invasion, it's a special military operation.
Special military operation INTO OUR CLAY.
Wait wait quick ceasefire. Uh who voted other? And what was it the citrus you preferred?
On the border
It was Bubumbales.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
none of our villages are in the border. Are border is full of mountains
Mountains full of Lime tree!
Wait wait, Free Quebec, what did you mean give my people limes? No one lives on the border except for some spiritual people who refuse to eat for months. I think you made a mess up. IÂ’m gonna hold a ceasefire
True true some lime export comes from that but are lime export is really small because of how little people grow it. Our soccer team shows peace between all citruses. They are called the Lemonan Citruses not the Lemonan Lemons or limes or oranges or even GRAPEFRUIT for that matter!
That sounds familiarÂ
“On conducting a special military operation.” - Vladimir Putin on his speech on Ukraine.
New United Common-Lands, Brendene, Triangola, Lemona
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