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Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm not an expert in "politics" or god forbid "diplomacy" but I'd say being allies with the nation's you border is good

Is it bad the US and Canada border has people just watching eachother on chairs while the US and Mexico border isÂ

bad to put it at least

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:My people can cancel you

[sub]the scariest army, twitter karens![/sub]

[sub]listen here, I'm fine with the Welsh and Cornish and whatever other cultures or something exists, but please

Not the twitter karens[/sub]

Lemona

I finally did it! I finally submitted the first amendment proposal for my government overhaul idea!

*cries*

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:[sub]listen here, I'm fine with the Welsh and Cornish and whatever other cultures or something exists, but please

Not the twitter karens[/sub]

We here at Lemonan Karencorp have installed a perfect idea! Using KarenÂ’s in the military without there realization, just like how we weaponized school bullies!

[sub]DONÂ’T TELL THEM![/sub]

Socialistic Britain

Guys I just found out

The United federation from papers please is in a nation-states issue

Lemona

Lemona wrote:We here at Lemonan Karencorp have installed a perfect idea! Using KarenÂ’s in the military without there realization, just like how we weaponized school bullies!

[sub]DONÂ’T TELL THEM![/sub]

[pre]you did what?[/pre]

Lemona

Lemona wrote:We here at Lemonan Karencorp have installed a perfect idea! Using KarenÂ’s in the military without there realization, just like how we weaponized school bullies!

[sub]DONÂ’T TELL THEM![/sub]

Better question, how did you capture some of our Karens before we did?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Guys I just found out

The United federation from papers please is in a nation-states issue

Really?

hey Nucl I have an idea.

We have two comic strips, both made by Britain because while I can draw, not on a computer! Only on paper, easier. Anyways the first one is papers please becuase that one but the second is the citrus war. Because I donÂ’t think something that actually kinda made rp spark up again (besides the soccer league that also helped but Washington can make an article about that) should just be in a summary, other regions wonÂ’t understand how big it was. But definitely keep the papers please thatÂ’s fun.

probably lured them in via managers and supervisors...

MORE MONEY FOR SPACE PROGRAM

ALIENS OR BUST

Socialistic Britain wrote:[pre]you did what?[/pre]

uhhhhh NOTHING

Mr Government wrote:Better question, how did you capture some of our Karens before we did?

Thy Central Intelligence Agency

Thy Central Intelligence Agency

Lemona wrote:Really?

hey Nucl I have an idea.

We have two comic strips, both made by Britain because while I can draw, not on a computer! Only on paper, easier. Anyways the first one is papers please becuase that one but the second is the citrus war. Because I donÂ’t think something that actually kinda made rp spark up again (besides the soccer league that also helped but Washington can make an article about that) should just be in a summary, other regions wonÂ’t understand how big it was. But definitely keep the papers please thatÂ’s fun.

The Citrus War strip:

You/other lemon supporters and Catopes/Free Quebec fighting.

Then I come in and crush you all with an Orange.

Lemona wrote:uhhhhh NOTHING

Thy Central Intelligence Agency

*whispers* “I was implying I arrested them and ‘leased’ them to you”

Lemona

human trafficking? weapon transfers? either way highly sus

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:*whispers* “I was implying I arrested them and ‘leased’ them to you”

Well some them did get captured through our TCIA

Kaltburg wrote:human trafficking? weapon transfers? either way highly sus

You didnÂ’t hear that! I was whispering.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Well some them did get captured through our TCIA

A lot of those were probably from the Washington Federation, it is much more conservative.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:You didnÂ’t hear that! I was whispering.

my espionage council told- I MEAN you gotta whisper better

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:my espionage council told- I MEAN you gotta whisper better

Your espionage council is corrupt and just trying to start a war for their own benefit.

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:my espionage council told- I MEAN you gotta whisper better

*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*

NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET

Lemona wrote:*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*

NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET

*Gets out my lemonade launchers to help Lemona*

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:Your espionage council is corrupt and just trying to start a war for their own benefit.

Lemona wrote:*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*

NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET

I agree with what government said

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Lemona

Lemona wrote:*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*

NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET

*opens nuke silos*

are we gonna have a MAD time

Kaltburg wrote:*opens nuke silos*

are we gonna have a MAD time

Sh!t I forgot you got really lucky on your issues.

I canÂ’t use super mass destruction weapons, but I can send nuclear waste in a bomb to just make everything nuclear and disgusting.

Hey! no fighting between ECLIPSE member states >:(

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:*opens nuke silos*

are we gonna have a MAD time

Lemona wrote:*prepers missiles to bomb Berlin*

NEVER LISTEN TO A MESSAGE TO LEMONA AGAIN THAT IS MEANT TO BE SECRET

We should only be allowed to use Citrus weapons so we donÂ’t start a world war.

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Hey! no fighting between ECLIPSE member states >:(

Haha, IÂ’m not in ECLIPSE.

...touche

Mr Government

Vlaskal wrote:Hey! no fighting between ECLIPSE member states >:(

I'll spray you both with water.....

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:We should only be allowed to use Citrus weapons so we donÂ’t start a world war.

Oh okay

*arms up nuclear citruses in bombs*

You forgot I produce tons of lemons and IÂ’m nuclear powered

Vlaskal wrote:I'll spray you both with water.....

If you spray me with water I will use my bonk stick armory I inherited as moderator in other regions.

Lemona

oh yeah I just remembered...

I have a moon gun

Lemona

Lemona wrote:Oh okay

*arms up nuclear citruses in bombs*

You forgot I produce tons of lemons and IÂ’m nuclear powered

I guess when life gives you lemons 🤷‍♂️

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:oh yeah I just remembered...

I have a moon gun

I have GruÂ’s shrink machine!

drat

Lemona wrote:I have GruÂ’s shrink machine!

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:I guess when life gives you lemons 🤷‍♂️

Turn them into nuclear weapons!

Kaltburg wrote:oh yeah I just remembered...

I have a moon gun

And I might have a sniper trained on your leaders.

Lemona

ah to hell with it, *increased vlaskanese military presence near the Vlaskal-Kazakstan border* i shall take whats rightfully mine.... *looks at west kazakhstan and atyrau* mine

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:And I might have a sniper trained on your leaders.

How about we call these down through some weird diplomatic stuff? So I donÂ’t break my record?

Vlaskal wrote:ah to hell with it, *increased military presence near the Vlaskal-Kazakstan border* i shall take whats rightfully mine.... *looks at west kazakhstan and atyrau* mine

fair, fair.

Not like I wanted it.

Lemona wrote:How about we call these down through some weird diplomatic stuff? So I donÂ’t break my record?

Same

Lemona

We should stop fighting, or Ewam McGregor will use the high ground and one of my bonk sticks to stop us all.

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lemona wrote:How about we call these down through some weird diplomatic stuff? So I donÂ’t break my record?

fair, I dont want bavaria being the new fallout game's setting

Vlaskal, Lemona

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CHEES TOUCH!

Vlaskal

Vlaskal wrote:Hey! no fighting between ECLIPSE member states >:(

okay

Vlaskal

How do you guys feel about Neo Roman expansion into Gaul?

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I thought that weapon was outlawed!

Lemona

I have already chosen my running mateÂ…the only other member of my party.

*sighs*

People! Join my party!

Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:I thought that weapon was outlawed!

good god man you almost had the cheese touch

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:I have already chosen my running mateÂ…the only other member of my party.

*sighs*

The EPP is happy, we have a dead corpse but we are still around! We died and came back!

Lemona wrote:The EPP is happy, we have a dead corpse but we are still around! We died and came back!

are you gonna use that corpse as a fertilizer or just keep it in the refrigerator?

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:good god man you almost had the cheese touch

I did that at school as we found a thing of bubble wrap. So yeah we caused mayhem.

Vlaskal wrote:are you gonna use that corpse as a fertilizer or just keep it in the refrigerator?

We will see. It might come back alive so we are waiting longer.

I know a friend that if he comes into NS might join the EPP, or that stupid Green Party.

Lemona wrote:The EPP is happy, we have a dead corpse but we are still around! We died and came back!

Can you just join my party so we have a chance at anything? Or create a coalition after the election?

Does anyone else want to create a coalition of parties?

Mr Government wrote:Can you just join my party so we have a chance at anything? Or create a coalition after the election?

Does anyone else want to create a coalition of parties?

no

me no join mod hunting nation

Lemona wrote:

I know the first one isnÂ’t happening, but still.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:I know the first one isnÂ’t happening, but still.

no

me no join mod hunting nation

Lemona wrote:no

me no join mod hunting nation

Pwease 🥺🥺

Mr Government wrote:Pwease 🥺🥺

[pre] no [/pre]

I donÂ’t wanna be a chicken donÂ’t be a chicken BAWK [sub]BAWK[/sub] BAWK

https://youtu.be/w2YCr0ZAvSM

everyone is allies with everyone currently in roleplay, so any non-player nation I add will be gone instantly since everyone is allies or neutral. Lemona and New-Union gave some fun tension but everyone is allies rn

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

ItÂ’s currently 9:39 where I live. What if I add a one before the nine and remove the colon? Oh noÂ

Socialistic Britain

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:everyone is allies with everyone currently in roleplay, so any non-player nation I add will be gone instantly since everyone is allies or neutral. Lemona and New-Union gave some fun tension but everyone is allies rn

“Fun”

Looks at the millions of dead Lemonans.

“Fun”

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Mr Government lets make alliance

Ok.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:“Fun”

Looks at the millions of dead Lemonans.

“Fun”

ok it “added suspense”

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:ok it “added suspense”

Okay, but the people I havenÂ’t made an agreement with either in private or upfront I call threats. But if they are in an organization with me they are no threat.

Socialistic Britain

Evolution of Gaul in AyaÂ’s map:

No one ruled

The lemonans take small portion to unite Iberia

a while later, Britain and Lemona split Gaul with Britain having Normandy and Lemona having Brittany as part of the Cork Agreement. They tell these to Aya.

Brittany is given to Britain and southern Gaul is given to Lemona through mistake

Aya fixes and britain has Normandy with lemona now having Brittany and a strip of lane connecting Brittany to southern Gaul.

Britain is given the rest of France including Paris.

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal

Anyways night yÂ’all enjoy!

Socialistic Britain

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Oh god are we bringing Morse code back

Also good god man you almost got the cheese touch

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

should i send my military to set up shop in this tiny socialist nation or just send some nuclear warheads, that they may potentially use against it's neighbor, or do nothing at all?

Lemona

Send the warheads!!!!!

Vlaskal, Lemona

Post self-deleted by Kaltburg.

lemme just

*amasses troops near Bohemia*

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lemona do you still want to be part of the ISI? As I think you were going to war, I have only briefly scrolled through the RMB though haha

Vlaskal, Lemona

Dear Czechia

Join our People's Republic or face the consequences

Vlaskal, Lemona

im sure that Kazakhstan doesn't mind me deploying warships at the caspian sea yeah, i hope not.... ehehehe *looks back to see vlaskanese troops massing near the border with tanks and armoured vehicles, with fighter jets pass by*

Lemona

the Bohemians have not sent any form of response. Time to conduct a "special military exercise"

Vlaskal, Lemona

*sniff* i can smell burgers and oil in the distance, them americans are waking up soon......

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:*sniff* i can smell burgers and oil in the distance, them americans are waking up soon......

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Vlaskal, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Lemona do you still want to be part of the ISI? As I think you were going to war, I have only briefly scrolled through the RMB though haha

yes

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal

Kaltburg wrote:the Bohemians have not sent any form of response. Time to conduct a "special military exercise"

*supplies the bohemians with Toyotas, guns, and whatever else they need including food and water*

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Vlaskal

Lemona wrote:*supplies the bohemians with Toyotas, guns, and whatever else they need including food and water*

*Supplies Kaltburg with guns, tanks and warplanes as well as some non-lethal add like helmets and ballistic vests*

Vlaskal, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:*Supplies Kaltburg with guns, tanks and warplanes as well as some non-lethal add like helmets and ballistic vests*

Not as good as toyotas

Lemona wrote:Not as good as toyotas

IÂ’ll supply them with Volvos

Lkandria wrote:IÂ’ll supply them with Volvos

*supplies the bohemians with every kind of car imaginable that actually exists*

Lkandria wrote:*Supplies Kaltburg with guns, tanks and warplanes as well as some non-lethal add like helmets and ballistic vests*

i think helmets are lethal... you just have to bash someone hard enough..

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:i think helmets are lethal... you just have to bash someone hard enough..

I looked that up and this came up:

https://www.istockphoto.com/search/2/image?phrase=man%20with%20helmet%20pushing%20a%20bike

Lemona wrote:Really?

hey New United Common-Lands I have an idea.

We have two comic strips, both made by Britain because while I can draw, not on a computer! Only on paper, easier. Anyways the first one is papers please becuase that one but the second is the citrus war. Because I donÂ’t think something that actually kinda made rp spark up again (besides the soccer league that also helped but Washington can make an article about that) should just be in a summary, other regions wonÂ’t understand how big it was. But definitely keep the papers please thatÂ’s fun.

Lemona wrote:

Any comic ideas be sure to send them yes. We welcome any art from any nations yes

Lemona

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