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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Here and now
I declare rivalry to lemona's empire and all its supporters
Free Quebec, Daffyddfyw
Ive never like pie in my life. Its weird cake basically
Daffyddfyw
As per my previous message
Lemona
you just broke the treaty you signed Bruv. Also you cant unsign the treaty. Basically meaning the ceasefire might be ended and wat start up again.
I said that if something happens I will turn this treaty into pieces of paper, and that's it
Free Quebec
YOU JUST STARTED THE WAR UP AGAIN. MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE OVER A FREAKIN PIE.
I blameFree Quebec. If he just signed the treaty, the war would have ended. But no. He had to have it start up again.
I said I could do it and you didn't disagree so you indirectly agreed that I could break the treaty
You Could switch sides and do it. But that would start up war. I thought you had some common sense
I had, but apparently I threw my common sense in the trash, just like my pie
Lemona
Catopes Wanted peace, and I DIDNT EVEN INVADE ANYONE. YOU INVADED ME WITH YOUR RUSSIAN MILITARY OPERATION
Well that explains it. I think you accidentally put your common sense in the pie
I'm Russian so is that a problem?
Lemona
Stop bullying my ally. Now.
I put, along with my affection for you
Let me ask you, do you have anti-air defense in your capital?
hey literally everyone who signed the treaty, Brendene, Catopes, New United Common-Lands, Mr Government, etc. The war started up again because of Free Quebec
It was you, for refusing my pie
Free Quebec, Lemona
yeah. we put it in and its the newest strongest model. Our old national animal the pigeon tried to get revenge so we installed it all across our nation. Every house has two anti-aircraft
Good to know
Lemona
I dont like PIE. Never HAD never WILL. And actually Free Quebec payed you to go on his side, and for you to rip up the treaty. Meaning he started it.
aha... time for a new one (treaty) :D
Free Quebec, Lemona
Eh no Im Siberian so just overlook it. as long as you at least have some support for Ukraine its fine. I hope
also we have a bunch of Ukrainian farmers to steal tanks and stuff if you invade. Dont ask why.
Siberian are Russian...
He is right. Stop being cocky. You are the source of the conflict.
the canal is open ;-; if any ships from neutral nation should pass
Lemona
Yeah okay I dont support Russia I support Ukraine. Im also German and Hungarian and Irish and stuff so yeah. Im barely Siberian too.
Good idea. Maybe try to defend it just in case it gets out of hand.
I
dont
like
pie.
Maybe
He
Should
Have
Thought
About
That.
you're going to invade another sovereign soil if they did, also sam batteries and naval assets are on high alert, especially ground troops and air power
Lemona
Empires know nothing of manners. You gratefully accept and give the pie to the dog under the table. It avoids wars.
Im not gonna invade anyone. Im just gonna defend my turf. And I wont even declare war
Okay whatever ya say.
I'm not going either, for now
Lemona
I dont know if you know any dogs but dogs dont like sour stuff. In Lemona we feed them meat because of that
your farms are beautiful
Lemona
They feed their people right?
Lemona
yep
New-Union
do you want to buy a tour guide for only 100,000 dollars? You can explore everything besides area-63627277272727637291918272
Well then I think you'd better send the firefighters over there soon, because a lot of nepal bombs fell on them
i thought you said you wouldnt attack. liar. but still want a tour guide?
I thought you would like the pie, and I don't.
Lemona
I was going to visit what a bunch of forest and farms on fire, factories being bombed right now by a flying titan
Lemona
Awww. anyways wanna make a peace. I made twenty lemon pies for the one I didnt like. And I give you 2 trillion dogecoins worth 4 trillion USD. also a lifetime supply of all citrus fruits. Even limes and grapefruits. also you dont have to switch sides just peace
Our Nation is happy to provide international aid, if required, however we hope a diplomatic agreement can be reached.
Lemona
I don't want your pies
eh okay I will just eat all of them
There will only be a diplomatic agreement if lemona surrenders
Lemona
flying titans are weak compared to our imperial geckos. Because the geckos are all firefighters and they are everywhere. The second a fire gets out of hand a thousand arrive there and put it out. So the fires arent a problem
sounds good how about you do.
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Surrender and we'll have a peace deal
My flying titan is basically a ship with cannons and a titanium hull
Lemona
Lemona doesnt surrender. Lemona makes peace or annexs. I want the first part as Im not attacking anyone not even with bombs on their land. This isnt even a war against limes. Catopes wants peace so no matter what Im not attacking Catopes. Neither am I attacking you. But Im afraid you are interrupting my countries celtic parade, so we would like you to stop.
Surrender lemona, and your people will be spared
Are imperial geckos have laser eyes and are literally giant geckos with crowns on their head and swords. Lemona has strange creatures. Especially the McDragon a dragon that sells McDonalds and your pilots have made many purchases. They are friendly tho unless you attack them.
My people are all on a vacation to any region that our region has embassies at. Except people that wanted to fight but imperial geckos do the most.
Surrender soon and it's all over
heheh I feel bad for your troops as they just hear do u no da wae from outside.
no lol xd lol xd lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD x XD
*explodes a nuclear bomb in the capital of vlaskal*
satisfied?
you just attacked a neutral nation. Vlaskal HE ATTACKED A NEUTRAL NATION, YOU.
There are many more tsar bombs, scattered throughout your allies' territories and in your
no because you did a war crime. evil EVIL evil evil evil you attack a neutral nation evil evil evillll
Speaking of which... *Explodes 3 tsar bombs in the capital and two populous cities in lemona"
dude vlaskal was neutral you idiot. You just attacked a neutral nation. you bad bad bad! Also non of my Allies are in the war rn and even I never even agreed to war. I dont recognize that war is Happening, just that YOU ATTACKED A NEUTRAL BATION.
You dont even have nukes. It doesnt say anything about you have WMD weapons
I still have a lot of bombs scattered in his nation and his allies surrender and don't blow the bombs and maybe help rebuild his capital
so haha you just attacked a neutral nation and is officially the bad guy now
What do you think I wanted those 500 billion for?
HE IS NEUTRAL. HE WASNF IN THE WAR. HE WASNT MY ALLY. AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY WMB BECAUSE YOU HAVENT DONE THE THINGY TO ALLOW YOUR NATION TO HAVE IT
Dude you dont have any. Look at your society policies area. You need it to say you have WMBs otherwise you have none. I dont have any too
So New-Union, you invaded a neutral nation and bombed it, and now you are illegally using WMBs. Disappointing
and? I created these bombs today, and even if you tell someone about wmb how would they believe that a nation of 26 million residents and with a reasonable economy would produce nuclear bombs
~ara~? my, my, just so happened that OWEI continental defense domes just intercepted it~ ohh what a shame, *launches 345 sub-thermal intercontinental ballistic missiles to enemy military infrastructure, and deploys 1,567 jets to bombard New-union cities*
no mercy for aggressors hehehehehHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH~
Lemona
yall really care about a pie
Lemona
You don't understand, I don't want this war, I need this war, for the sake of my people, for the sake of my nation's history, for the sake of the new union
Lemona
no he does I dont like pie
A bomba tava embaixo da terra não em missil ela tava no seus esgotos
Lemona
It wasn't for the pie but for the affection that I put in the pie to pass on to lemona
Lemona
Who said I was threatening you? I just didnt want pie. You will still exist but bombing was unnecessary you didnt even need to attack
You shouldn't let immigrants from my country pass through your border if you didn't want that to happen
Lemona
*sends 45th and 92nd ranzitsian fleet*
Lemona
Its just a freaking pie get over it, and I know you didnt make it, someone at your foreign ministry staff did it.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
You weren't threatening, I didn't want it to get to that point, it was just you surrender I took a little bit of your territory and it was all over
Lemona
New-Union your reasoning was stupid. You make it look like a patriotic war but your nations history would still be good even without the war. No one was threatening your independence
aha! i'll just kill all of them~
Lemona
Lemona doesnt surrender, only once. When the pigeons got the high ground and they had laser guns. But thats it
*deploys amphibious assault vehicles and Verkahan Ship to land missiles*
Lemona
OH GOSH. This is like genocide. No it is genocide! But to be fair he has done more war crimes already
Lemona is ally so I declare war on new Union and I sending the cia to kill their leader
Lemona
*missiles hit New-union government buildings along with telecommunication systems*
Lemona, Homeland Security
Lemona, Homeland Security
I didn't want to commit these crimes, it was only for you to surrender I took some of your territories and I paid my debt to the black hawks
Lemona
I have killed your leader using my friend the CIA
Lemona
duck you
Lemona
ohhhhh~ such ecstasy, watching their people struggle~
*vera o sivalika* (vlaskanese patriotic song plays in the background as its half of the population mobilize)
Lemona
What the hell happened during the 2 hours I was gone
Lemona
time to play camera infested house. OUR national anthem
Lemona
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