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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Awesome! Thank you LEzz GOOO!
Lemona
LEZZ GOOOO
Lemona
Hello, Im lemona, and youre watching Disney channel
New United Common-Lands
Lkandria is a great fit for Ministry of Defense because I will keep TRTHNBB completely safe from raiders and trolls cause they are super annoying. Now there is a difference between trolling and being annoying and I wont really do anything to people being slightly annoying. I will still keep the region safe of course while also supporting the party I am apart of which is the glorious Socialist Automation Party
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
As much as its great you have a manifesto Lemona, isnt it supposed to outline your actual policies should you be elected as MoDA. Like Ardeyn refreshed parliament for instance, do you have any plans of a similar nature?
Lemona
Thank you!
Lemona
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
lemme think
newspaper faster
and youre watching Disney channel
New United Common-Lands
epik
New United Common-Lands
Ok cool, haha I was just checking
Lemona
Its very easy to say you will do the newspaper faster, but faster doesnt equal better and theres a reason these things take time is because we want to ensure high quality 😊
Lemona
faster means faster
high quality
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
is high quality guve money?
I have idea
Update regional law to fit the region as it is now
New United Common-Lands
Also should we have a group of organizations that are ww2 related?
New United Common-Lands
Currently our regional laws are outdated, being marked as Archived.
New United Common-Lands
Yeah that would be nice!
Lemona
Also we never updated the constitution did we?
We havent yet no
Lemona
I think I just saw you post, liked it, and didnt read it lol
New United Common-Lands
Its mine and Ardeyns main manifesto pledge!
Lemona
I dont have to worry aboot it
Im at camp rn so I wont be on for a few days
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
cool
Well we need help from all potential government ministers of course too
Lemona
Enjoy!
Lemona
Listen, I did not specify a date when this was finished. The French only spent a quarter and Mexico and fundraisers spent the rest. Also, I already spent thousands of dollars just mobilize 20,000 troops.
[pre]February 3rd, 1941, 5:49, CEST, Girona, Catalonia.
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The fight has become Urban Warfare, with soldiers hiding in, on top, and behind buildings. Bombs drop from the sky as soldiers come down from planes, shooting enemies down below. Civilians hide in their apartments as they hear bombs going off near them and guns firing.
Just like at the beaches, some Celts grab their swords and sneak behind Catalonian troops before stabbing them until they die.
The Catalonians lack the equipment to truly fight back and begin to get pushed further inland, until reinforcements come.
Fights carry out on the streets, and some soldiers begin throwing hands at the enemy.
Buildings collapse and debris flys through the sky, as bulllets fly[/pre]
Plus, France doesnt own Camentello. Mexico does. France only did it to get an alliance with Mexico.
I'll be honest, I'm surprised nobody's gone for the Soviet Union or something like that.
[sub]I'm surprised people are going for the Baltic countries[/sub]
Lemona, Elkonie, Favenova
February 4, 1941.
Operation Alps.
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French forces have arrived on the border with Switzerland. This will be tough. France sends a fleet of planes and an army and tank division to Bern. They also send one division south and one division north.
February 7, 1941.
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All divisions have crossed the Alps and fight breaks out in the west. One division makes it to the outskirts of Bern. The other two divisions are just starting their missions.
As troops make it to the center of Bern, shooting starts. The causalities of the Battle of Bern is 16,000 (France) and 12,000 (Switzerland) and the winner of the battle is France. With the capital taken, the rest is easy. French forces capture a little more land but then Switzerland surrendered. France annexed the west of Switzerland and the rest is a puppet.
Socialistic Britain
You sent a tank division into the mountains?
Socialistic Britain, Favenova
Yes
Thats how hard core I am lol
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands
Thats not hardcore lol. Just dumb
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Favenova
It is but who cares
Socialistic Britain
if it works
IT WORKS
All of ww2 would be long gone after you finish the city
Say goodbye to those tanks lol
Favenova
what
I thought we said you have to have battles and stuff
Wtf is this
I might as well do,
Attacks Barcelona
Takes over Catalonia
Thats messed up and dumb
You can literally speed run the entirety of ww2, WHICH WE ARE ARENT DOING
Lol
THIS BUILDING WOULD TAKE PROBABLY INTIL AFTER TYE ECONOMIC CRASH OF 1970
I didnt have a lot of time to make it so thats why its short. That invasion took weeks but I couldnt finish it.
Yknow what?
F France.
WEEKS
you cant just say that!
Weeks would be until the end of the day!
There is no way this can actually be allowef
Viva La Switzerland
Fine months
Lemona
Like I said, I dont have a lot of time today.
Thats why its lazy.
YOU WILL NEED TO RP THIS WAR OHER THE NEXT FEW DAYS
NOT ONE RP POST AND YOU ARE DONE
I dont like their cheese OR CHOCOLATE
NEITHER DO I!
BUT I THINK FAST AND WRITE FAST TOO.
>:(
Im on mobile. Its harder to type of mobile
Lemona
IM ON MOBILE TOO
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT
I MAKE SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES BECAUSE OF THE KEYBOARD AND I STILL WRITE FAST
Im not you tho
you cant just make one rp post and finish the war, its fine if you are busy but that means you dont have to rp today
Favenova
I know. I just wanted to do something. I can spill the details and battles of the war later.
Im not going mention how only the planes would be able to make it to Bern that fast and how the tanks and infantry would take weeks to get there
Favenova
I kinda want Germany to end France already
Favenova
Anyways imma rp the Battle of Girona
I have planned if Germany taking me over
Socialistic Britain, you shil rp your governments reaction to the war just north of Gibraltar
Germany should become a giant super power like they did irl until they lose some battle and begin to get pushed back
Favenova
No
Lemona
[pre]February 8th, 1941, 22:56, CEST, Girona, Catalonia
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As the Urban warfare rages on, one Celtic troop in particular begins to make many successes. This soldier, Martin Laza, has begun to hide in roof tops. He spots a Catalonian soldier in the alleyway down below, and shoots him. Killing the soldier, and bringing his body count up.
Martin begins to climb down the building and examines his surroundings. He sees a group of five Catalonians shooting a bunch of Celts.
He stands behind, clenching his Gladius he sneaks behind the troops, and begins to stab them to death. The blood spills on the floor as one of the Catalonians tries to shoot Martin, in which he fails and is decapitated. Martin proceeds to kill the final 3 soldiers, saving the lives of a few of his fellow Celts.[/pre]
yessssssss
Socialistic Britain
no
Lemona
ja
Socialistic Britain
no
at least spell shall right
Lemona
spell shall right
Hm
Damnit
Lemona
haha
Wait, the previous post said February and this January
Lemona
[pre]February 10th[/pre]
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[list][pre]When the Iberian invasion of Catalonia began, The British government stayed silent, But after recent outcry by British citizens with family connections to Catalonia or having family in Catalonia to condemn the action and support the Catalonians, The British government has instead decided to condemn The Celtic States of Iberia, Calling their invasion "an unnecessary show of violence" and calling for a more diplomatic and less violent path for both parties.
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[pre][/pre]
Lemona
A telegram is sent to the British.
Its states:
CATALUÑA SUFRIRÁ A MORTE
wiat
Oops
You do realize I am probably gonna intervene now.
Lemona
intervention will cause nothing
as technically Catalonia is meant to lose and DIE
Hmm
Still it would be funni
Lemona
noooo
plz uwu
If you say uwu again I will definitely intervene
Lemona
robux rich pride flag
Hi, Im Lucifer from Hell,
And youre watching Disney Channel
February 13, 1941
Report from Orleans, France.
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After the recent bloodshed in Catalonia, France has stopped all diplomatic relations with Iberia. France stationed 5,000 along the border of Catalonia and warned Spain and Portugal about Iberia and to watch out.
France sent a telegram to Britain asking for a defense pact just in case.
The only reason Im not doing any country in the WW2 map is because I dont have much time rn
Lemona
Just be Vatican City! Lol
My favorite thing about this is my nation is actively not going into WW2, and these precautions can end up my nation join the axis
February 14, 1941.
Bern, Switzerland.
Swiss resistance popped up in Switzerland and have gained power. France have sent troops to Switzerland and the Battle of the Alps started. France sent planes to bomb the Swiss army but the Swiss managed to dodge the missile attacks. France has started building roads across the alps to be able to move tanks but it will take a while.
France tried to send a division to kill the resistance but failed. France started creating bombs to destroy Switzerland.
Lemona
boomers
Favenova
BFL:ST - Match 1
SC - Inter-Kalturg FC v. Pinevillian FC
1st Half: 1-0
2nd Half: 3-0
OT: -
DC - TeamPizza SC v. Konra FC
1st Half: 3-3
2nd Half: 6-4
OT: -
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Who owns Konra?
Lemona, Zacrek
Missile attacks?
Favenova
Can I be San Marino
Yes
How did you get missiles?
France already had missiles during the time
Can I play as Vatican City
Lemona
France had missiles during 1941?
Lemona
nuclear
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