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New United Common-Lands wrote:Did I gain territory as well haha yeah itÂ’s weird

as an avid fan of geography, i throw up at the sight of this stick-shift-looking territory, but free land yay!

Lemona

we're close to 1,000 pages we just need 119 moree

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Lemona the map changes were agreed itÂ’s not your land to agree or disagree, as far as IÂ’m aware everyone agreed to this including Vlaskal so why are you causing issues?

Because BrendenE getting the land down south makes the war pointless.

And I fought a war over Bohemia to make sure no one gets all of it and in the treaty Kaltburg received the north not t west

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Because BrendenE getting the land down south makes the war pointless.

And I fought a war over Bohemia to make sure no one gets all of it and in the treaty Kaltburg received the north not t west

Welll letÂ’s vote on it as Eclipse whether we are for or against the changes

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Welll letÂ’s vote on it as Eclipse whether we are for or against the changes

i like the idea!

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Welll letÂ’s vote on it as Eclipse whether we are for or against the changes

I vote against the map because BrendenE in the map receives the south polish land we fought over.

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands

Vlaskal wrote:i like the idea!

Lemona wrote:I vote against the map because BrendenE in the map receives the south polish land we fought over.

I will telegram all members for a response

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona

^when im home from work!

Socialistic Britain, Vlaskal, Lemona

Today's matches are done

New United Common-Lands

Vlaskal wrote:Aya Democratic Republic why did i suddenly have slovakia, slovenia, and the top of croatia as my territiory???

it looks like a big tumor

you said you wanted slovakia and to border it. also its slovakia and hungary. not croatia and slovenia

New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:you said you wanted slovakia and to border it. also its slovakia and hungary. not croatia and slovenia

In future could we have versions of the map under the main dispatch it would be useful to compare previous versions.

Lemona

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New United Common-Lands wrote:In future could we have versions of the map under the main dispatch it would be useful to compare previous versions.

i do have the previous images

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i do have the previous images

Maybe just like put them in a spoiler or something

Lemona

IÂ’m back from

something

Lemona

I have this puppet, Communistans, that I completely forgot about.

Apparently I left it for a month.

I kinda remember making it.

but yeah I brought it back and added it to my dossier to make sure I donÂ’t forget about it again.

Also Madrid has turned into Madrid CD.

CD is Citadel District.

And also IÂ’m introducing a Federal system in Lemona.

Each sub-region will be nicknamed States.

Before they become states, they will either be a territory or a colony.

A colony is basically just like a territory, but off the mainland.

Right now we have 3 States

Iberia, Italia, and Northern Morocco.

The counties of course exist.

And the counties can be bigger on some cases, like the county to Galicia which is all of Galicia.

We have two districts, Madrid and Rome.

Two colonies, Ireland and Latvia.

Three territories, Gaul, Germanlands, and Brittany which split off from Gaul.

Anyways that is what we have so far.

I have a roleplay idea..

[sub]and it involves a little something called revolution [/sub]

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a roleplay idea..

[sub]and it involves a little something called revolution [/sub]

Amgil

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a roleplay idea..

[sub]and it involves a little something called revolution [/sub]

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amongussysussy suussysysyyssyysysys *has a nose bleed* oh no what will i do fairy grand Marxist 3am amonsussy baka imposter gone wrong

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I have a roleplay idea..

[sub]and it involves a little something called revolution [/sub]

Also thatÂ’s already happened. Twice

My government has been overthrowed twice. In RP.

Both during the whole War of Bohemia.

First was the IRA takong power, and then the Electives starting a counter-coup to reinstall the previous government at the end of the war.

ima prioritize military funding, i wanna buy more weapons

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:ima prioritize military funding, i wanna buy more weapons

Amgil

Vlaskal wrote:ima prioritize military funding, i wanna buy more weapons

Actually IÂ’m gonna start to build defenses in Latvia.

I donÂ’t trust the Lkandrians across the seaÂ

Warships are brought to Latvia to guard the waters nearby. Troops are also placed in Latvia and military bases are built. Weapons are placed in areas that while donÂ’t block the view of sites, are placed in areas that are popular to protect the people there.

Another thing, should we make EEZ zones?

Only problem is some people might go out claiming islands out in the ocean.

*looks at the Canary Islands*

hmmm

Socialistic Britain, Peanteom

Ya know whatÂ’s stupid? I got people to stop dying, and my health goes down.

Socialistic Britain, Peanteom

Anyways night

Socialistic Britain

I just got an issue and it says..

"A group several thousand strong hailing from a remote, isolated corner of Socialistic Britain is staging a massive demonstration on the front steps of your capitol. They demand that their local dialect be recognized as an official language."

It's the Estonians isn't it?

Lemona

I'm here to make a statement, the new union is going through a government election, where other nations can vote which government the new union should follow, voting will start today and will end in 5 days

Link: https://www.ferendum.com/pt/PID1122384PSD403790051

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I just got an issue and it says..

"A group several thousand strong hailing from a remote, isolated corner of Socialistic Britain is staging a massive demonstration on the front steps of your capitol. They demand that their local dialect be recognized as an official language."

It's the Estonians isn't it?

Probably.... Just throw them vodka and they will eventually be too drunk to realize that they will be transported back to their little isolation hub..

Socialistic Britain, Lemona, Peanteom

Vlaskal wrote:Probably.... Just throw them vodka and they will eventually be too drunk to realize that they will be transported back to their little isolation hub..

just shoot them,save time

Lemona, Peanteom

First round of elections are done, the final 2 are Neil Watkins and Ben Perry. This round will not be a vote, and I will announce the winner shortly.

The results:

Neil Watkins: 66.7%

Ben Perry: 33.3%

Neil Watkins has been re-elected for a 4th term (2nd consecutive term).

*I also would say Ben isnÂ’t going to be able to run for his party again, due to the fact he has the lowest 2nd round performance in the history of the Conservative Party of Mr Government, and this is mainly because of the party structures here.

Lemona, Peanteom

New-Union wrote:just shoot them,save time

Oh gosh lol

I just gave my people access to any kind of gun imaginable.

And if your saying, isnÂ’t your crime going to skyrocket? Pfff no. We have a good police system. Obviously.

Lemona wrote:I just gave my people access to any kind of gun imaginable.

And if your saying, isnÂ’t your crime going to skyrocket? Pfff no. We have a good police system. Obviously.

Give the police access to them too. Its equal grounds now...

Lemona

Peanteom wrote:Give the police access to them too. Its equal grounds now...

The police have flamethrowers they donÂ’t :/

New United Common-Lands, Peanteom

If anyone wants to write an article today for The Social Reformer then please that would be welcomed :)

Lemona

Lemona, do you have an article which summarises the Citrus War and includes the outcome of the poll etc? I saw this but it would be nice to capture the specific events of the citrus war

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1683526

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Lemona, do you have an article which summarises the Citrus War and includes the outcome of the poll etc? I saw this but it would be nice to capture the specific events of the citrus war

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1683526

okay

New-Union wrote:I'm here to make a statement, the new union is going through a government election, where other nations can vote which government the new union should follow, voting will start today and will end in 5 days

Link: https://www.ferendum.com/pt/PID1122384PSD403790051

New-Union wrote:

and there still is a reason I donÂ’t open up my elections for other nations too voteÂ

elections in vlaskal be like: Owo. Hello valued citizen of the motherland :3, It's time to vote for the next party that's gonna run the country, even though all of them are just going to be the exact same as the other~ But don't worry! It's never rigged. *Cutely points a gun at you* Now Vote. hihihi~

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:elections in vlaskal be like: Owo. Hello valued citizen of the motherland :3, It's time to vote for the next party that's gonna run the country, even though all of them are just going to be the exact same as the other~ But don't worry! It's never rigged. *Cutely points a gun at you* Now Vote. hihihi~

in lemona if you canÂ’t vote we bring ballot box to you.

thing is very little get to vote as the emperor usually lives a pretty long time.

New United Common-Lands

Hmmm, we give criminals physical punishment. Does waterboarding them and electrocuting them extreme? I guess rehab centers ain't for them, we'll just throw them in the forests and label it as another accident in hiking

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

You're so rude to You'r citizens You're my enemy now.

New United Common-Lands

when is the next newspaper? New United Common-Lands

New United Common-Lands

Alberstone wrote:You're so rude to You'r citizens You're my enemy now.

are you an american nation?

New United Common-Lands

The Washington Federation

answer the telegram

New United Common-Lands

Vlaskal wrote:when is the next newspaper? New United Common-Lands

Very soon..

Vlaskal

yay weekends, i can rest more...

Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Okay, the liberation division is short in nations and needs more members since some of us aren't available in sometimes due to responsibilities or work.

If some of you guys are interested in joining. Please telegram New United Common-Lands

Requirements to Join:

-Discord

- WA membership

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Alberstone wrote:You're so rude to You'r citizens You're my enemy now.

Hey nobody makes bad grammar mistakes except New-union!

And also, your my enemy now delinquent!

Vlaskal is ally.

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:yay weekends, i can rest more...

I couldnÂ’t

I finished a soccer game and itÂ’s pouring rain.

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:Hey nobody makes bad grammar mistakes except New-union!

And also, your my enemy now delinquent!

Vlaskal is ally.

Lemona

8 spots left in the BAFL, use this form to join:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsqztCld7Jpy99vsqUrW9RpwEeerpJbxK7tlj-7cv2l5FOiQ/viewform

Brain bored

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Amgil

What does that even mean

Socialistic Britain wrote:What does that even mean
(ladies and gentlemen, we got him!)

sllab amgiL

Flip it around

Lemona wrote:(ladies and gentlemen, we got him!)

sllab amgiL

Flip it around

No I'm not flipping it around

I do not trust you

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:No I'm not flipping it around

I do not trust you

I bet you did

but if you didnÂ’t do it

Lemona wrote:Hey nobody makes bad grammar mistakes except New-union!

And also, your my enemy now delinquent!

Vlaskal is ally.

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Lemona wrote:Hey nobody makes bad grammar mistakes except New-union!

And also, your my enemy now delinquent!

Vlaskal is ally.

You forgot to mention that I use the translator so basically it's not me writing, I'm just writing in my language and the translator writes in your language

New-Union wrote:You forgot to mention that I use the translator so basically it's not me writing, I'm just writing in my language and the translator writes in your language

True, true.

But your translator does suck.

For the most pary

Lemona wrote:True, true.

But your translator does suck.

For the most pary

yeah, chrome translator is unreliable

Lemona

Today's matches are done, results will be revealed shortly...

(Unfortunately, with this round's results, the BFL sees to it that the teams of Lkandria and Lemona will not be able to make it to the playoffs, with only 4 points to be gained left in the season.)

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done, results will be revealed shortly...

(Unfortunately, with this round's results, the BFL sees to it that the teams of Lkandria and Lemona will not be able to make it to the playoffs, with only 4 points to be gained left in the season.)

Well crap

Okay this is stupid ever single time I support the LGBTQ community in issues my civil rights go down.

Socialistic Britain

strange that i got nukes before nuke power but ok

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Kaltburg wrote:strange that i got nukes before nuke power but ok

Haha I just had a tornado warning

IÂ’m in danger.

also technically I donÂ’t have nukes but I have nuclear powered stuff meaning I can add nuclear with stuff.

And I did that to lemons.

Socialistic Britain

The Washington Federation wrote:Today's matches are done, results will be revealed shortly...

(Unfortunately, with this round's results, the BFL sees to it that the teams of Lkandria and Lemona will not be able to make it to the playoffs, with only 4 points to be gained left in the season.)

Sanders Conference

1st: Dashing Does FC (17)

2nd: Greater Drussi FC (17)

3rd: Wash. Fed. FC (14)

3rd: BrendenPuppies FC (14)

5th: União Esportiva FC (13)

6th: Peanteom Ghouls FC (13)

7th: New-Union FC (12)

8th: Lkandrian Imperials FC (9)

Dogger Conference

1st: Danobia FC (18)

2nd: Vlaskanese FF (15)

3rd: Triangolan FC (15)

4th: Common Land Utd. (14)

5th: FC Huye (11)

6th: The Government's FC (10)

7th: Ard. Nat. FC (10)

8th: Lemonan Citruses SC (8)

(Ties are decided by goal average, 2 rounds of matches remain until playoffs)

New United Common-Lands, Greater Drussi, Lemona

New-Union wrote:yeah, chrome translator is unreliable

Try DeepL

Mars Hotel, Lemona

Lemona wrote:Haha I just had a tornado warning

IÂ’m in danger.

also technically I donÂ’t have nukes but I have nuclear powered stuff meaning I can add nuclear with stuff.

And I did that to lemons.

If we get a tornado warning where I live, we assume it will touch down 5 miles north of us, because that is where it always does.

Lemona

Mr Government wrote:If we get a tornado warning where I live, we assume it will touch down 5 miles north of us, because that is where it always does.

Despite not being in the area where tornadoes always hit, IÂ’m right by it.

So sometimes tornadoes stray out and come here.

Like at the end of 2021 a tornado hit a town south of us, and absolutely recked the place.

Thing is, it wasnÂ’t in south Illinois.

It was still in the Chicago area.

But the tornadoes appear out of nowhere

Hello, This message is for ECLIPSE member states only:

Should brendenE be added to ECLIPSE?

Telegram me your votes

Lemona

https://youtu.be/cRpdIrq7Rbo

Lemona wrote:https://youtu.be/cRpdIrq7Rbo

https://youtu.be/GbLOeP0PsjQ

Lemona wrote:https://youtu.be/GbLOeP0PsjQ

https://youtu.be/fie5y_M_hFE

Lemona wrote:https://youtu.be/fie5y_M_hFE

https://youtu.be/otMJA6B70H4

I just thought of this lol

Person 1: Oh no we crashed!

Person 2: I hope itÂ’s not a homeless shelterÂ

Person 1: Oh it was an orphanage

Person 2: Oh no what have we do-

Person 1: YEAHHH LETS GO WE JUST TOOK DOWN AN ORPHANAGE LETS GOOO

Person 2: ThatÂ’s not a good thing thou-

Person 1: Procedes to throw Person 2 in the burning orphanage

Join the children.

itÂ’s dark but hahaha

Lemona wrote:I just thought of this lol

Person 1: Oh no we crashed!

Person 2: I hope itÂ’s not a homeless shelterÂ

Person 1: Oh it was an orphanage

Person 2: Oh no what have we do-

Person 1: YEAHHH LETS GO WE JUST TOOK DOWN AN ORPHANAGE LETS GOOO

Person 2: ThatÂ’s not a good thing thou-

Person 1: Procedes to through Person 2 in the burning orphanage

Join the children.

itÂ’s dark but hahaha

Â

I guess everyone has a different sense of humor

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:I guess everyone has a different sense of humor

I have slapstick humor too.

I laugh remembering myself when I crashed into a garage and ripped a private part.

Lemona wrote:I have slapstick humor too.

I laugh remembering myself when I crashed into a garage and ripped a private part.

ItÂ’s not that itÂ’s dark, itÂ’s that its a bad joke

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:ItÂ’s not that itÂ’s dark, itÂ’s that its a bad joke

okay

to be fair I originally thought it up by just saying

burn down the orphanage

I'm bored and have nothing to do so I have an idea

Along with roleplaying nations

What if

Hear me out

We come up with characters to roleplay as as well?

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm bored and have nothing to do so I have an idea

Along with roleplaying nations

What if

Hear me out

We come up with characters to roleplay as as well?

Is that what your characters dispatch thing is and also is that what you did on your,

“puppet”

in that other region where you get idea for format thingy

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:Is that what your characters dispatch thing is and also is that what you did on your,

“puppet”

in that other region where you get idea for format thingy

Yes

I'll be honest I'm just very bored

And also I guess that other nation I have can technically be considered a de-facto second main

Lemona

FFS i picked the one with weeding out corruption.. BUT HOW THE HELL DID IT INCREASE, HOOW?????!?!?!?

every time i log on to ns i lose a brain cell ffs

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'm bored and have nothing to do so I have an idea

Along with roleplaying nations

What if

Hear me out

We come up with characters to roleplay as as well?

is it like hetalia sht?

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:is it like hetalia sht?

no itÂ’s countryhumans

Socialistic Britain

Vlaskal wrote:is it like hetalia sht?

No We just come up with characters like dnd or something that we can use in rp to interact with other characters or we can just make characters to fill government roles or something

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