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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Well.
I kinda lied.
The leader of the Corsican Resistance died in a sword fight.
In a Battle.
Against the Emperor.
And because the Emperor used to be the highest ranking military officer and still technically is and the military trains very well in melee
LetÂ’s just say the death was pretty fast and brutal
I'll be honest, I don't think meeting and dating over a nation rp issue answer whatever management game isn't exactly the best
Also, we probably all know this, but that would probably be weird
And I couldn't think of any other way to execute him so I just did that
Lemona
ShouldÂ’ve purchased a colosseum
lol
Okay this is
I honestly have no idea of what exactly to do.
Lemona
What if you uhhhh
Irdk
Welp, it's getting late so I'm gonna head out
See ya
Lemona
okay bye bye
goodnight
Wiat a sec itÂ’s 1:24 or something in Manchester
Idk either I asked him to respond to our telegrams but I havenÂ’t got a response either.
Lemona
I probably need to lay out how my military works I mean obviously the Grand Minister and the Großkaiser are the supreme commanders of the two big divisions of the military and are highly trained from a young age but idk what my military is equipped with.
Lemona
In a tribute to Lemona
Unser liebe Fraue
Vom kalten Bronnen,
Bescher' uns armen Landsknecht
Ein' warme Sonnen!
Last uns nicht erfrieren,
Wohl in des Wirtes Haus
Ziehen wir mit vollem Säckel,
Und leerem wieder aus.
Die Drummen, die Drummen,
Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,
Rideran Landsknecht voran!
Landsknecht voran!
Der Trommler schlägt Parade,
Die seid'nen Fahnen wehen,
Jetzt heißt's auf Glück und Gnade
Ins Feld spazieren gehen.
Das Korn reift auf den Feldern,
Es schnappt der Hecht im Strom,
Heiß weht der Wind von Geldern,
Herauf weht er herauf den Berg op Zoon.
Die Drummen, die Drummen,
Larman, larman, larman, heiriderideran,
Rideran Landsknecht voran!
Landsknecht voran!
Lemona, Astravica
Hello
Lemona, Pinevilla
Hello
Lemona, Favenova
Okay
so basically it was a late night and the Emperor and the Corsican ruler met.
They held their blades, the Corsican holding a Rapier and the Emperor Carrie’s a Zweihänder with a gladius in his pocket and a Sabre and Longsword slanged on his back.
The Corsican was frightened, so he pulled out his second Rapier.
As the moon was directly above them and midnight came, and the fight began.
The Corsican began to run forward.
He made a fatal mistake in his moves.
Quickly the Emperor slashed his Blade, forcing the Rapier into the CorsicanÂ’s chest.
The Emperor then dropped the Zweihänder and pulled out his Gladius. Clenching it he went up to the Corsican and stabbed him in the chest.
He made sure not to kill him, and instead dragged him to Ajaccio, in which he recovered.
Though he was disabled now as one of his legs was cut off.
The Emperor deemed it as a rightful punishment
Ummmmm die drummen?
Nah Die Trommel
I got it off the internet it may be a different version.
Lemona
I did an issue and it brought me from number 100 in defense forces to 87
Lemona
Recent Headlines from Kaltburg
Inter-Industry Club Qualified for Sanders Conference
"Stadiums across the country roar in jubilation"
Survey Corps Employees "Most Overworked in the Country"
"'Why do we have to listen to some tinpot leader across an ocean anyway?' complains a drafter"
Mysterious Green Cloud Spotted in Frankfurt
"The cloud was mostly concentrated in the former IG Farben Building"
Lemona, Pinevilla
My GDP is now 3 trillion!
Not my economic output like my GDP on THE CALCULATOR
Lemona
In lemonan death means nothing.
Watching them suffer for the rest of their worthless life is true punishment
Kaltburg
Death gives them relief
Amputation makes them have to adapt to new things and have a difficult time
Pinevilla
If your parachute breaks while skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Lemona, Kaltburg
Lol
Pinevilla
So uh Lemona when you gonna continue with the party
Lemona
Oh no IÂ’m doing something rn behind the scenese
Pinevilla, Favenova
What is it
Lemona, Favenova
Lemona have you been milking me for challenge points.
Lemona
A show of Lemonan arts begins.
But thatÂ’s not the main thing.
Behind the scenes during the music and arts and parade and such, the Emperor is preparing for something.
You may be wondering what that is?
An assassin.
Documents were found by a mysterious person who hired an Assassin to kill the Emperor during the party.
The Emperor wears bulletproof armor worn by the military around his suit and tie.
An hour or so passes and itÂ’s time for the Emperor to come on stage.
The previous emperor decided he already survived the last time he was shot, he will survive it again, or die. But he is old and doesnÂ’t care.
As expected a shot rings out through the crowd and people scream and stay still in shock.
The bullet hits the Emperor, but it does nothing.
In that the Emperor takes out his Gladius, takes off his business suit to show his armor, and with the help of some guards chases down the assassin before cutting of his leg and stabbing him in the stomach.
Actually no
When I want to do matchmaking I have to battle a country first so I usually just do you
I donÂ’t get much points of u
Oh uh
Dang
Anyways I watch WW2 documentary so bye
Lemona
K Bye
Why did the US ban abortion? Wouldn't that fix overpopulation and help reduce poverty?
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
they didnÂ’t ban abortion they left abortion up to the states
Post self-deleted by Vlaskal.
I thought it's a basic civil right for a person to have privacy?
arenÂ’t you from japan
Vlaskal
Bruh
Lemona
I mean
I donÂ’t know if doctor visits are hold up to that
Oh I know North Korea
...
Lemona
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China?
well that clears up a lot of questions
Lemona
Stop guessing, i am from asia. No specifications, just the whole continent
Lemona
dude I already know you live across a sea from China you said it once
yes, i am. I could be anywhere
Lemona
so if I nuke everyplace in east Asia you r dead?
Not when itÂ’s murder.
Also weÂ’re not overpopulated thereÂ’s plenty of room and poverty is low.
Lemona
Poverty is actually pretty high
And itÂ’s not murder before the heart is beeting
Vlaskal
And some cities are beginning to face overpopulation
Vlaskal
Yes, when it is in its early stages, like a brainless leech latched on
Lemona
I really hate kids, even if i consider having one, it's more fortunate for me that i get a sapling, rather than a seed
Lemona
In my opinion if I have a child I can make them do math like I had to do >:)
Vlaskal
The thing i hate about kids is how bratty and annoying they become. And parents treat them as equals or smsht, if they misbehaving, then whoop and beat the a$$es, the only way a child will get disciplined is by pain.
Lemona
My parents let me have stuff but make me do work
The one thing I think people that like abortion don’t think about is the baby. Even if it’s heart is not beating it is still a living thing, it is still fully human and is still something that needs to be protected. I have to put my phone away in a few minutes but I just think people need to consider the baby and not “women’s rights” and “privacy.” That child, while it may not be fully developed, has a full life ahead of it and you are ending it before it can have a chance.
Vlaskal, Lemona
I didn't sit in this restaurant just to listen to your portable sht siren wail, either shut that kid's mouth or leave
Lemona
Well no if itÂ’s heart isnÂ’t beating itÂ’s not alive because you need blood pumping to be alive
Vlaskal maybe itÂ’s a good thing you donÂ’t want childrenÂ….
I was made to take care of my bratty cousin. Painful torture for 2 years, apparently being a 'good older cousin' doesn't involve fixing their attitude, AND THEY ARE 8. Forgiving my a$$, the child apparently hasn't got told the world 'no'.
Lemona
Lol good thing IÂ’m the youngest and never had to be takin care of anyone
Well small lie I had to be with my even younger cousins but because am get along with everyone well and their family is kinda strict was not bad
I think your family members just think they are too privileged or somethingÂ’s
https://youtu.be/w_kgc8aToP4
https://youtube.com/shorts/qelMhlI6f_o?feature=share
Guten Nacht mein Freundes
Post self-deleted by Kalirgistan.
SOYUZ NERUSHIMMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
Doesn’t the bible say ‘Thou shalt not kill’?
hehe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUkXcgWUCY
Lemona
hey guys the discord invite dosent work i dont know why but it dosent work
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Welcome to the region, the discord link still works for me so IÂ’m not sure :(
Lemona
Rip bozo
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Most people want guns to hunt, not kill.
Or to defend themselves.
also I donÂ’t trust you so IÂ’m not touching that linkÂ
Nevermind im gonna touch it
Anyways guten Morgen and the link didnÂ’t work >:(
Then be epic pro like me and donÂ’t have discord
Good morning.
Lemona
guten Morgen
I had the weirdest dream last night.
Lemona
IÂ’m sad
my dog usually sleeps in room but she was locked out of my room for some reason
she was already in here when I fell asleep but I assume when my mom came home she came down and got stuck
Ok
Well my dream started with me being a soldier on the German military during WW2 and I had been detached from my unit. I was hiding in a trench as I watched some soviet troops advancing. I took a gun and ran back out of the trench and to a little house where Hitler was living with his wife that was not Eva. When I told them that the Soviets were coming we decided to leave the house and go to Berlin to hide. We went into some museum for some reason and we started calling Hitler Mr Adolf as to not draw attention. When Berlin fell Hitler successfully faked his death and we fled to his house, where we signed at the end of the war and Hitler vowed to never start one again.
And everyone lived Happily ever after.
The end.
Lemona
the hell
I think I just dreamed about dogs and going on my phone to 382 messages
Basically itÂ’s some weird alternate timeline where Hitler doesnÂ’t commit self destruct
Lemona
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Lemona
Uhhhh
You okay?
Lemona
Did you see my post about my dream? It involves Hitler.
Lemona
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いいえいいえいいえ私のバナナを食べる
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=it7mUV-PwIY
Lemona, Astravica
I LOVE THAT SONG AHHHHHGHHHHHHHH
Pinevilla
Hmm
Lemona, Pinevilla
ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1
New anthem
https://youtu.be/sHoyoKgRq5U
Lemona
ThatÂ’s fncking communist o Christmas tree
Socialistic Britain, Astravica
THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE
Lemona, Astravica, Pinevilla
I donÂ’t like socialism
Lemona
No
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches
Your boughs, so green in Summer-time
Stay bravely green in Winter-time
O Tannenbaum, O Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches
Let us all remember in our gift giving and our merriment
With our family and friends and loved ones
The real and true meaning of Christmas
The birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
How lovely are, are thy branches
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
How lovely are, how lovely are thy branches
Their pillars all please faithfully
Our trust in God unchangedly
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
How lo-lovely are thy branches
On Comet
On Cupid
On Donder and Blitzen
okay
Hmmm
No
Lemona
ItÂ’s the OG
https://youtu.be/ZLqbkBPNEUU
Socialistic Britain
I really wanna go to Germany during Christmas
Maybe it's just me but I'm not hearing it
Lemona
and does it matter?
It's not like I'm anything important
Lemona, Pinevilla
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