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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Since I realize that I will be on for most of the drive to New Mexico, I shall begin a few of the festivities I had planned. First, everyone please stand for the national anthem of the Most Serene Republic of Pinevilla, When the Saints of Marching In
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Oh when the saints,
go marching in,
Oh when the saints go marching in,
How I want to be in that number,
When the saints go marching in!
Thank you all for coming to the celebration of our nation, 100 day! This day will happen every year to commemorate 100 million citizens. We will be serving traditional Pinevillian cuisine in the auditorium of the Pinevilla Capitol, and later tonight we will host some other activities. In the meantime, explore Pinevilla City and experience Pinevillian culture! We encourage you try our home-grown potatoes and tomatoes mixed together in a delicious soup, the Pinevilla Potato Tomato Soup. Also, consider visiting our museum of Natural Beauty, which strives to make Pinevilla an environmental paradise! Have fun! See you tonight.
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Santu Surgo, Lemona
Then stop me from closing the Baltics to you
Socialistic Britain
Regional Olympics - Event 9
As the athletes mount their steeds, it is now time for an equestrian event. As the horses make it out of the starting blocks, the event begins!
(Results soon)
Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, Lemona
What if you try making a proposal repealing it?
[sub] actually I think you already have.. can't remember [/sub]
Lemona
Theyve been repealing a lot of resolutions lately that had good stuff in them. I think someone needs to make a proposal that is almost the same as the good one that was repealed and just delete the bad parts, I mean thats why Preventing Identity Theft and Counterterrorism were repealed.
Lol I have super heroes in my military now.
Noooooo they solved that border dispute between Canada and Denmark over that island noooooo that was the best thing ever.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
what about canada and murica
uh
plz stop?
Our Emperor is making a visit
I present..
My latest artwork
https://ibb.co/0j5cyFt
Haha funni art go brrr
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
hahaha
the Corsicans are the same way
Socialistic Britain
Here, here everyone, yes, come back to the Capitol. Wed like to make a quick announcement to talk about the nation of Evanereicb. This country was founded by Pinevillian settlers, and serves as a colony of Pinevilla. They may be, well, VERY authoritarian, but we still respect them. We wish them a long life under our nation. So, now, stand for the national anthem of the Empire of Evanereich.
(Go listen to it on YouTube lazy bums here is the link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiagQlR1Yo)
Lemona
No
Lemona
Event 9 (Equestrian) Results
1st: Lemona - 1:07.47 (4 penalties)
2nd: The Washington Federation - 1:16.57 (4 penalties)
3rd: Socialistic Britain - 1:16.67 (4 penalties)
4th: New United Common-lands - 1:20.22 (3 penalties)
5th: BrendenE - 1:22.22 (5 penalties)
6th: Mars Hotel - 1:23.26 (6 penalties)
7th: Aya Democratic Republic - 1:24.22 (7 penalties)
8th: TeamPizza - 1:24.24 (7 penalties)
9th: Mr Government - 1:26.10 (4 penalties)
10th: Former Argentina - 1:31.86 (5 penalties)
11th: Lkandria - 1:32.79 (6 penalties)
12th: Ardeyn - 1:32.81 (6 penalties)
13th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 1:42.65 (11 penalties)
14th: Yodle - 1:43.44 (7 penalties)
15th: Kaltburg - 1:45.46 (9 penalties)
16th: Vlaskal - 1:54.16 (8 penalties)
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hmm, the Romans must love horses
Lemona
Lemona won by a long shot!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Wait why iddntk I do it
Lemona
Well we do still do a bunch of medieval sports involving horses.
And we have a special form of cavalry
Lkandria sends some delegates to see Pinevillas celebration
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I suppose we'll be sending some delegates.
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Thats nice
[sub]me who our emperor came along with some advisors and secretaries and delegates and their families along with some representatives[/sub]
Socialistic Britain
Seems hes not that busy
no not really
lemona is peaceful currently except for Corsica and for the most part the aliens have kind of calmed down
It really seems like you are trying to get on good relations with Pinevilla, does it not?
Lemona
Where is Pinevilla on the map?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Ngl, No idea
I don't even know if they are on the map
Lemona
Would be south Pakistan but aya has taken a break
well they are Christian
Baptist which isnt great but still Christian
Socialistic Britain
Why do I feel someone is gonna be assasinated
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
An announcement comes over the speakers of Pinevilla City
Hello Everyone! We hope you had a great day exploring Pinevilla City! We are giving you a notice of the upcoming festivities at 8:00 pm CST. We hope to see you there!
Lemona
Also ima be in Wichita Falls tonight and I will still be in Texas tomorrow irl so I can use CST which is my native time.
Lemona
one of our emperors has been shot
They survived and resigned after
The government was then under The General, the name for the highest ranking military officer.
That officer was our current emperor, who when the elections came he ran for the Militaristic Party which had the support of the I think Catholic and Peace Party for reasons that might make since later. The other large party was the Socialist Party but they got utterly destroyed in the election.
That made the Militaristic Party under Emperor Charles win once again as they were in power for the previous emperor.
There has been 3 Emperors/Kings, King Gerald I, and then civil war started up and the electives won under Emperor Nerf who also won the election after their victory and would serve for about 70 years until he was shot by a CR member and then resigned and then the government was taken over by the military under now Emperor Charles who won the election.
We have a few protocols for what happens when the emperor dies or resigns but at the time the country was in turmoil so the military just took over until the election.
Pinevilla
I think hes gonna put me back in Kuwait idk but I may be in South Pakistan well see
Lemona
CST is mine too but for rp purposes I usually use CEST or CET as most of my rp is based around Iberia or France, Italy, Ireland.
the guy turned seer
Lemona
If anyone assassinates Minister Zachariah Hollonwi, we will release every WMD we have on you, along with those rifles.
I totally dont have a defense system against WMDs and rifles
We dont really have protocol for if he gets assassinated but I guess the Vice Minister will just take over and well do like the US government.
Lemona
[sub]so, what your saying is, if this minister Zachariah Hollonwi conspicuously gets Assassinated, no matter what, Lemona is gonna get the blame?
Hmm this is an interesting offer[/sub]
Remember the rifles are not human.
[sub]and we may or may not have gotten help from the aliens[/sub]
Lemona
No I meant whoever does it we will do the WMD thing to them.
Socialistic Britain
Well
We have a Prime Secretary,
Socialistic Britain
Dont worry we dont support them we just got some of their tech.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
And Pinevilla is peaceful so we wont attack you unless you attack us.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I just realized
Technically to disable a WMD, and generally any rocket
Couldn't you just fire another rocket at it while it's in the air to minimize the impact?
Lemona
Didnt Kaltburg try that with Lemonas plane
Lemona
Totally not what I do
I mean I wasnt a WMD but they tried to bomb something.
Lemona
Mine already exploded right above his land
No we were bringing supplies to Latvia and they wanted our plane to come down for inspection
Then why didnt you land
Lemona
Hello everyone, we will now begin the 8:00 festivities! We will wait a few more minutes for a couple more people to come in, but for now, our local comedian, know for his goofy ah jokes, Daniel Thomas! Give him a big round of applause!
Daniel Thomas steps to the stage.
Hello everyone, and long live Pinevilla! We gather here tonight to end the celebration of 100 day, and I was thinking about I should do for tonight. I wanted something that would scream Pinevilla, but then I remembered that any jokes I would make about Pinevilla would be jokes about France, mainly Lemonan France. I mean, we are basically copyrighted off of the place. We worship the same god, we share many cultural interests, and we love our escargot. And we love to surrender apparently thanks to the dead animal that is our mascot.
Daniel talks for the next 15 minutes.
Lemona
Hell yeah
Lemona
Whats up guys its Sicario here bringing you your daily dose of questionable catgirl online content Im bored but done with exams and school and getting a new laptop soon how are you guys and whats new
Lemona
Do we have any new people in the region
Lemona
yes
sh!tholemcgee
Distraction to what was really going on
Emperor Charles would like to speak if thats fine with you.
Uh, ok sir, that is fine. Sorry about not posting, I have goofy ah ah people here with me and we have things to do.
Lemona
Tis fine, I have ice cream
Soooooo are you gonna say something?
Lemona
uhhhhh
sure lol
i think i just got a repeat issue
Lemona
As Daniel Thompson walks off stage and the round of applause finishes, a small light turns on in the middle of the stage. People stare in confusion, wondering what the f is happening. Then steps can be heard as the Lemonan Emperor, Charles Robert Mac Cárthaigh walks up on the platform. The crowds is silent, except some Lemonan enthusiasts and citizens who are screaming happily. He begins to speak,
It may be a shock to see me, out here, on stage, in Pinevilla, but I assure you this is all to plan.
The crowd laughs a bit.
Now where was I? Yes, this may come as a shock, but I promise we arent here to invade. First, to the comedian right before me, make fun of Gaul all you want, as long as it isnt Brittany, us Celtic folk would enjoy it. I would also like to congratulate Pinevilla for reaching 100 million citizens, and for its excellent, but not as good as Lemonan, Orchestra performance of their national anthem. I hope you enjoy this evening, and Godspeed!
I have before I just dont care
IM FIRST IN AGRICULTURE LETS GOOOOO
Lemona
Ok guys, pretend its like 8:30 pm rn cause I had
To go take a shower
Lemona
Then I went to sleep
Lemona
Thank you Emperor Charles for sharing with us. I must say, it was a great honor to have you here. Lets give a hand for the Emperor and Lemona!
The crowd applaudes
The next act in our program is the performance of a traditional Pinevillian dance, to the song Church Clap by KB. It features excellent styles of hardstyle dancing while keeping it to a low level. Lets give the a hand!
Applause
Dancing
The Dancers go to 8:45
Lemona
The Lkandrian delegates listen to Charless speech but only half heartedly. They roll their eyes at his jokes, hoping that the speech would be over soon. Their hopes wouldnt be in vain as his speech ended seemingly as soon as it began. But they had seemingly forgotten that they werent even paying attention
Lemona
The Lkandrian delegates give a small clap. They just seemed to be following the crowd. However, the delegates began paying more attention when the festivities started, enjoying the music and dancing
Lemona
You were first in agriculture before that wa proposal I just didnt tell you lol
oi oi oi, who gave anyone unrestricted access to MY airspace! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS, YOU NEED TO ASK PERMISSION FIRST
Lemona
May I plz use your airspace uwu
https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/comments/vcp467/he_loves_water/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Lemona
lemonan Gaul
Socialistic Britain
Hmm..
Okay I take back what I was going to say
Lemona
can you tell me what you about to say?
Socialistic Britain
https://i.ibb.co/0CNz1JM/Untitled202-20220615154926.png
Anyway I made this
I would like you all to decide who would be which country in this
I already know which countries I'm going to put but I thought it would be a funny bit to ask you all
Lemona
Nothing
Lemona
weird
britain and lemona lol
Socialistic Britain
Was it too obvious?
[sub] damnit..[/sub]
Lemona
In some way tho it could be me and Lkandria besides the rebel part
Socialistic Britain
Cutting out the rebel part, it would probably be you and Lkandria
Lemona
Very obvious haha
I dont think any other nation not only makes fun of the other but then helps them and destroys rebels with them
True
Anyway I'm off to make more comics, cya
Yodle, Lemona
bye bye
imma make a factbook
Socialistic Britain
What? I love committing war crimes against rebels. Not that I consider my actions war crimes of course
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Same here!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I dont think anyone considers their actions war crimes.
Just protecting the state.
Socialistic Britain
A wise man once said
"Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion!"
Lemona
May I ask
This is completely random but what rifle and helmet does your military use?
[sub]and I guess also what outfit[/sub]
Yodle, Lemona
Regional Olympics - Event 10
In a change of pace, our tenth event is the discus throw. Will the hopes of the athletes go far out, or crash right down? We shall see as we start the event.
(Results soon)
Yodle, Lemona
Love the comics
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Post self-deleted by Pinevilla.
Put me in one pretty please I will give you 200 of those rifles that rip your internal organs into pieces. We are also considering making sub machine guns and snipers with the same effect
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Event 10 (Discus) Results
1st: The Washington Federation - 66.50m
2nd: Teampizza - 64.75m (tie)
3rd: Mars Hotel - 64.75m (tie)
4th: Vlaskal - 63.00m (tie)
5th: BrendenE - 63.00m (tie)
6th: Aya Democratic Republic - 63.00m (tie)
7th: Mr Government - 61.25m
8th: Socialistic Britain - 59.50m (tie)
9th: New United Common-lands - 59.50m (tie)
10th: Former Argentina - 57.75m
11th: Yodle - 56.00m (tie)
12th: Lkandria - 56.00m (tie)
13th: Kaltburg - 54.25m
14th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 52.50m
15th: Ardeyn - 50.75m
16th: Lemona - 49.00m
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Mars Hotel, Lemona
Sorry guys, I am busy today so I dont have time to do the rn.
Now that we have had the dancing, we shall now move toward the sermon that the Minister has prepared for tonight. Give a hand for our great leader, Zachariah Hollonwi!
applause
Thank you, my citizens. We at the Pinevillain government would first like to thank you, the people of Pinevilla, and the other nations of The Region That Has No Big Banks. These people have helped us grow to the great nation we are today. But there is another force that works to make us great. Our God! Please, take out your phones, and if you have any Bible apps or, even better, a physical Bible, turn to Genesis 22, and I will read tonights passage.
The Minister reads the story of the sacrifice of Isaac.
As you can see, Abraham did not want to sacrifice his only son. He even doubted Gods plan to give him a huge family. But Abraham trusted in Gid and was true to Him. This applies to our nation very well. Our God may lead us to do some things we do not want to do, but we must trust that He will pull us through. Now, let us bow our heads in prayer.
Lord, although times are hard, we trust in you. We thank you for giving us a great nation, great people, and great friends in the world. We hope that you will continue to make Pinevilla a beacon to the world. We love you Lord. Amen.
Yodle, Socialistic Britain, Lemona
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Written by Refuge Isle.