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Ardeyn wrote:😲

I thought we were friends!! 😢 😭

backstabbing

like why do you need an evil imperialist colonial empire drawing random lines that will ruin a future nation when you dont care about it anymore for a lifetime.

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:like why do you need an evil imperialist colonial empire drawing random lines that will ruin a future nation when you dont care about it anymore for a lifetime.

because you get to watch the world fall apart.

Also I was going to try to claim a bit of Brazil, but now IÂ’m thinking about it.

Lemona wrote:because you get to watch the world fall apart.

Also I was going to try to claim a bit of Brazil, but now IÂ’m thinking about it.

being democratic socialist and having colonies really shows your true colors

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:being democratic socialist and having colonies really shows your true colors

Haha good thing IÂ’m not democratic socialist.

IÂ’m center right.

Lemona wrote:Haha good thing IÂ’m not democratic socialist.

IÂ’m center right.

then youÂ’re just a traitor

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:then youÂ’re just a traitor

MWAHAHAHA

Ardeyn wrote:NUCL my trusted ally, advise me on the best course of action

How to deal with angry indigenous population

Haha idk, your colonies cultures seem quite different

Try investing in the non rebellion areas, then everyone will want to move their/ be part of your lands!

Like West Berlin east Berlin approach

Lemona

Ardeyn I want to ask what is the state of your people in your colonies? Be honest.

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Haha idk, your colonies cultures seem quite different

Try investing in the non rebellion areas, then everyone will want to move their/ be part of your lands!

Like West Berlin east Berlin approach

ThatÂ’s actually a good idea, and imma try dat

New United Common-Lands

Lemona wrote:ThatÂ’s actually a good idea, and imma try dat

IÂ’m smart sometimes

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:IÂ’m smart sometimes

Sometimes.

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Ardeyn I want to ask what is the state of your people in your colonies? Be honest.

I'd imagine everyone is treated pretty equally

I'm still a democratic, socialistic, progressive nation

Granted perhaps a 'progressive nation' shouldn't have colonies but if NUCL is doing I do it too

Lemona

The most stable part of my empire is the mainland as that has more direct control.

All the Italian islands and malta are pretty stable.

Latvia is meh

Ireland is in between meh and pretty stable because of the IRA but tbh they hate the BritÂ’s more.

African territories are also meh except northern Morocco which is pretty good as weÂ’ve owned it for a while.

Our Portuguese and Spanish islands are good.

India is in a bit below meh, okay I guess.

Corsica is the worse because of the terrorist group the Corsican Resistance.

New United Common-Lands wrote:Haha idk, your colonies cultures seem quite different

Try investing in the non rebellion areas, then everyone will want to move their/ be part of your lands!

Like West Berlin east Berlin approach

I suppose for now all I can do is send the military to defend what remains of the colony

I'm not going to attack anything

The whole reason I'm down here is to eventually share a border with you

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:I'd imagine everyone is treated pretty equally

I'm still a democratic, socialistic, progressive nation

Granted perhaps a 'progressive nation' shouldn't have colonies but if NUCL is doing I do it too

Technically NUCLÂ’s African lands are part of the non Balkan mainland.

Ardeyn wrote:I'd imagine everyone is treated pretty equally

I'm still a democratic, socialistic, progressive nation

Granted perhaps a 'progressive nation' shouldn't have colonies but if NUCL is doing I do it too

Mine is not a colony its an expansion plan :D

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Mine is not a colony its an expansion plan :D

Of course

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

I don’t think of my African territories as “colonies,” just because I’ve always had a part of Africa even when colonies were banned.

India and Latvia are more colonies to me.

How come I get hit with the first rebellion? I'm sure Lemona treats their people absolutely horrendously

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:NOOOOO

anyway shall I yoink the rest of India?

eww, filthy bri'ish imperialist, make sure to draw lines that correlate to the ethnicity and cultures of different people who want separate nations..

Ardeyn wrote:How come I get hit with the first rebellion? I'm sure Lemona treats their people absolutely horrendously

well uhh do you want the truth?

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I, Aya Democratic Republic as an anti-imperialist anti-colonialist nation is obligated to help these rebels. We hope the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at Ardeyn understand.

this could escalate :o

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:How come I get hit with the first rebellion? I'm sure Lemona treats their people absolutely horrendously

No, I have good civil rights and treat my people well.

Political freedom is crap, yes.

But thatÂ’s because we have an elective monarchy.

And also the worst thing we do is still use colosseumÂ’s, but it gets money.

And people manage to not die.

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:well uhh do you want the truth?

Did I anger you by requesting too much land?

Tell me mapman

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Did I anger you by requesting too much land?

Tell me mapman

I asked NUCL for what nation to give first a rebellion, and he said you lol

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:How come I get hit with the first rebellion? I'm sure Lemona treats their people absolutely horrendously

if you need some Foreign Aid from an ally I can help appease your rebellion

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I asked NUCL for what nation to give first a rebellion, and he said you lol

Haha

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I asked NUCL for what nation to give first a rebellion, and he said you lol

New United Common-Lands wrote:if you need some Foreign Aid from an ally I can help appease your rebellion

lol

New United Common-Lands

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I asked NUCL for what nation to give first a rebellion, and he said you lol

I am shook!

Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:Did I anger you by requesting too much land?

Tell me mapman

Do you need more weapons?

Lemona

Oh, the humanity!!

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:I'd imagine everyone is treated pretty equally

I'm still a democratic, socialistic, progressive nation

Granted perhaps a 'progressive nation' shouldn't have colonies but if NUCL is doing I do it too

whats the average wage of a person in Yemen?

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

for the purpose's of the record I would like to say I said the nation with the biggest land, either Lkandria or Ardeyn

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Do you need more weapons?

ARDEYN DONT NUKE ME PLEASE AAAAAA

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:DONT NUKE ME PLEASE AAAAAA

No IÂ’m gonna sell weapons to Ardeyn

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Lkandria wrote:No IÂ’m gonna sell weapons to Ardeyn

I WAS TALKING TO ARDEYNNNNN

I think giving local autonomy to the protectorate governments and not clamping on the people too much and giving everyone equality seems nice.... although...

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:DONT NUKE ME PLEASE AAAAAA

Aya, just for your info, the most unstable part of my empire is Corsica.

ThatÂ’s because of the terrorist grouping there. The guy who shot my previous emperor was part of them, theyÂ’ve destroyed New-unionÂ’s embassy in Rome, and have done worse things.

The Corsican Resistance sucks.

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I WAS TALKING TO ARDEYNNNNN

Ardeyn opposes WMDÂ’s

Ardeyn, whats the average wage in Ardic squires in Yemeni colonies?

Lemona

Ardeyn answer the questionÂ….

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Do you need more weapons?

You know what, sure

Just in case

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Ardeyn, whats the average wage in Ardic squires in Yemeni colonies?

Aya, can I be 100% completely honest with you since we're buds?

I am incapable of doing any sort of math to give a definitively true answer

It's not even funny

Lemona

The only thing I can do is look at the NS richest and poorest 10% wages and maybe guess

New United Common-Lands

Ardeyn wrote:You know what, sure

Just in case Aya, can I be 100% completely honest with you since we're buds?

I am incapable of doing any sort of math to give a definitively true answer

It's not even funny

i am suspicious

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i am suspicious

I dropped out of high school I'm sorry man

New United Common-Lands

Ardeyn wrote:I dropped out of high school I'm sorry man

I have found this newspaper by a Yemeni protester, seems to give a much worse story.

https://i.ibb.co/kDLL7dV/2-E31-A213-B679-4712-98-FF-DA137-EB2-C886.jpg

New United Common-Lands, Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:eww, filthy bri'ish imperialist, make sure to draw lines that correlate to the ethnicity and cultures of different people who want separate nations..

Haha no

Vlaskal

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:i am suspicious

NUCL would like for me to ask you why are you funding terrorists

Ardeyn wrote:NUCL would like for me to ask you why are you funding terrorists

what do you mean

there protesters

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Ardeyn wrote:I dropped out of high school I'm sorry man

XD

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:I have found this newspaper by a Yemeni protester, seems to give a much worse story.

https://i.ibb.co/kDLL7dV/2-E31-A213-B679-4712-98-FF-DA137-EB2-C886.jpg

Haha, that no votes wonÂ’t work on my nation, because if you canÂ’t vote we bring the box to you!

And also because colonies can vote

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:Haha no

Shouldn't you be asleep funny tea drinking top hat wearing man?

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

COVID-19 has really distorted my sense of time.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:COVID-19 has really distorted my sense of time.

ItÂ’s improved mine lol

Socialistic Britain

New United Common-Lands wrote:if you need some Foreign Aid from an ally I can help appease your rebellion

Do that

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Lemona wrote:ItÂ’s improved mine lol

2020 feels ancient, 2021 felt like 3 months, 2017 feels recent, 2022 feels longer than average, and the message I sent about colonies feels like it was 10 minutes ago when it was actually 1 hour ago

Socialistic Britain

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:2020 feels ancient, 2021 felt like 3 months, 2017 feels recent, 2022 feels longer than average, and the message I sent about colonies feels like it was 10 minutes ago when it was actually 1 hour ago

2017 feels ancient, so does 2018 and 2019, 2020 feels recent, and so does 2021.

2022 feels faster then average,

And everything today feels like it was 10 minutes ago

Socialistic Britain

I forgot about the land inside South Africa I haven't claimed yet

Well time to do that

[sub]I'll just make up an excuse that the reason i didn't claim it earlier is because of some indigenous peoples there or something like that..[/sub]

[spoiler=claiming land or something]At around 11AM on the 7th of May, a Field Marshal in the British army realized they

for some reason didn't claim the lands of Lesotho and Swaziland, After learning it was because of Indigenous people's, He decided to forcefully claim the lands

And ended up sending some infantry along with a couple tanks into Lesotho and Swaziland to claim it for Britain.

The Indigenous people's ended up signing an agreement with the British, Letting them take the land but the People must not be harmed.[/spoiler]

Haha yes

Lemona wrote:2017 feels ancient, so does 2018 and 2019, 2020 feels recent, and so does 2021.

2022 feels faster then average,

And everything today feels like it was 10 minutes ago

ok so your time isnt as broken as mine

Lemona

Vlaskal wrote:Shouldn't you be asleep funny tea drinking top hat wearing man?

Yes but no

Also I will in like 10 minutes

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:I forgot about the land inside South Africa I haven't claimed yet

Well time to do that

[sub]I'll just make up an excuse that the reason i didn't claim it earlier is because of some indigenous peoples there or something like that..[/sub]

[spoiler=claiming land or something]At around 11AM on the 7th of May, a Field Marshal in the British army realized they

for some reason didn't claim the lands of Lesotho and Swaziland, After learning it was because of Indigenous people's, He decided to forcefully claim the lands

And ended up sending some infantry along with a couple tanks into Lesotho and Swaziland to claim it for Britain.

The Indigenous people's ended up signing an agreement with the British, Letting them take the land but the People must not be harmed.[/spoiler]

Haha yes

IÂ’ll give you that, but I am suspicious that they actually signed having a empire overlord unless they were at gun point.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:IÂ’ll give you that, but I am suspicious that they actually signed having a empire overlord unless they were at gun point.

Remember the BritÂ’s in the age of colonization in africa?

Socialistic Britain

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:IÂ’ll give you that, but I am suspicious that they actually signed having a empire overlord unless they were at gun point.

They totally weren't at gun point

Definitely not

[sub]trust me I definitely didn't hold them at gun point or harm any of them definitely [/sub]

Lemona

Mauritania looks tasty

MauritaniaÂ

MoreitaniaÂ

Moretoobtainia..

At whatever the hell oÂ’clock, PST, groups of people enter Mauritania. Hours later the leader of the defunct government of Mauritania announces that they shall be joining the Citrus Electives of Lemona. While many are suspicious, it is said they signed a treaty. Land for better life for citizens and money.

So yeah I claim Mauritania now.

Also the money part is why he signed it.

And we did give him money.

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria, I want to give you a deal

Now because I feel it's pretty obvious by now I want Scotland

And I don't really want to go to war with you so

I want to propose I buy Scotland.

Lemona

Lemona wrote:At whatever the hell oÂ’clock, PST, groups of people enter Mauritania. Hours later the leader of the defunct government of Mauritania announces that they shall be joining the Citrus Electives of Lemona. While many are suspicious, it is said they signed a treaty. Land for better life for citizens and money.

So yeah I claim Mauritania now.

Also the money part is why he signed it.

And we did give him money.

Now this is tempting me to claim land further north in Africa

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lkandria, I want to give you a deal

Now because I feel it's pretty obvious by now I want Scotland

And I don't really want to go to war with you so

I want to propose I buy Scotland.

I was thinking about buying territory from some countries lol.

Socialistic Britain

Lemona wrote:I was thinking about buying territory from some countries lol.

I'm honestly thinking of attempting to buy some more land

Although it's a maybe

Lemona

I almost forgot about Sri Lanka

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Anyway, it's almost 1am for me so I shall leave

Farewell and good night all

Ardeyn wrote:I almost forgot about Sri Lanka

mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

Socialistic Britain

Lemona officially annexes Mauritania but there is a very strong resistance movement.

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Lemona officially annexes Mauritania but there is a very strong resistance movement.

Makes since, IÂ’ll try to get them in the government.

Lemona wrote:Makes since, IÂ’ll try to get them in the government.

the reason its so strong btw is because i rolled a random number generator between 0 and 1 (0 being no rebellion, 1 being rebellion), it rolled 1. then i rolled a random number generator between 1 and 10, it rolled 9. (higher being stronger rebellion)

Lemona

Lemona wrote:mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

What if I simply pay you to leave Sri Lanka to me?

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:Lemona officially annexes Mauritania but there is a very strong resistance movement.

Lkandria begins moving into Benin, Togo, Ghana, Burkina Faso, and a Côte D’Ivoire

Socialistic Britain wrote:Lkandria, I want to give you a deal

Now because I feel it's pretty obvious by now I want Scotland

And I don't really want to go to war with you so

I want to propose I buy Scotland.

Nah donÂ’t wanna sell it

Lkandria wrote:Lkandria begins moving into Benin, Togo, Ghana, Burkina Faso, and a Côte D’Ivoire

all the old German colonies in africa I wanted are claimed

Well except Rwanda and Burundi, but there is no way IÂ’m going to get to them

Lkandria

Ardeyn wrote:What if I simply pay you to leave Sri Lanka to me?

How much are you offering

Lemona wrote:all the old German colonies in africa I wanted are claimed

Well except Rwanda and Burundi, but there is no way IÂ’m going to get to them

Unfortunate

Lemona

Well, we have some rebels.

So what I’m gonna do, is let create the Territory of Mauritania, make it where the rebels aren’t, give them there own constitution, let them have a “leader” that’s still below the emperor of course but has some power, give them a lot of civil rights and liberties, make ‘em rich, and then the rebels will get jelly.

Lemona wrote:Well, we have some rebels.

So what I’m gonna do, is let create the Territory of Mauritania, make it where the rebels aren’t, give them there own constitution, let them have a “leader” that’s still below the emperor of course but has some power, give them a lot of civil rights and liberties, make ‘em rich, and then the rebels will get jelly.

Also they vote for the leader, and it isnÂ’t some rich person. Well, mostly.

If this fails we crush them with our military.

Lemona wrote:Well, we have some rebels.

So what I’m gonna do, is let create the Territory of Mauritania, make it where the rebels aren’t, give them there own constitution, let them have a “leader” that’s still below the emperor of course but has some power, give them a lot of civil rights and liberties, make ‘em rich, and then the rebels will get jelly.

when will the Territory of Mauritania be officially founded?

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:when will the Territory of Mauritania be officially founded?

At 7:20 Central Time

So 7 minutes

Lemona wrote:At 7:20 Central Time

So 7 minutes

Rebels back down as new more democratic system is enacted

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:when will the Territory of Mauritania be officially founded?

ItÂ’s part of the elective, but kinda like Puerto Rico

Lkandria wrote:Unfortunate

You have rebels

but Lemona, have you realized what you have done.

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:but Lemona, have you realized what you have done.

no

Lemona wrote:no

you realize that if you give the rebels what they want, a more democratic and fair system, rebels with arise all over Africa in other nations as they see the rebels in Mauritania have succeeded.

Lemona wrote:How much are you offering

How much does... hold on.. generating big number...

88 million sound? I'll also let your Indian colonies EEZ control all of the Palk Strait

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:you realize that if you give the rebels what they want, a more democratic and fair system, rebels with arise all over Africa in other nations as they see the rebels in Mauritania have succeeded.

I was gonna do it anyway lol.

I put on the treaty to treat the citizens well.

Ardeyn wrote:How much does... hold on.. generating big number...

88 million sound? I'll also let your Indian colonies EEZ control all of the Palk Strait

Sure, but can I have Hong Kong?

Lemona wrote:You have rebels

Where?

Lemona

Lkandria wrote:Where?

In africa

Check da map

Lemona wrote:I was gonna do it anyway lol.

I put on the treaty to treat the citizens well.Sure, but can I have Hong Kong?

well now people in 29 other territories in Africa will see the rebels have succeeded, which in my opinion is a good thing. so see quite a lot more red in the map soon!

Lemona

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:well now people in 29 other territories in Africa will see the rebels have succeeded, which in my opinion is a good thing. so see quite a lot more red in the map soon!

yassss

Or nein? Idk.

IÂ’ll just announce that we probably would have done it anyway and the rebels didnÂ’t win

Aya Democratic Republic wrote:well now people in 29 other territories in Africa will see the rebels have succeeded, which in my opinion is a good thing. so see quite a lot more red in the map soon!

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Lemona

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