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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
Lemonan emperor leaves the room and proceeds to jump out the window and run across the street while holding up traffick
the old man's just stressed leave him alone
[sub]damn, i really need a replacement for this guy[/sub]
Lemona
femboy
fine he is femboy
but a manly femboy
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
The Kaltburgite delegation excuses himself out of the room
only men can have gay s3x, that means its the manliest thing they can do
Lemona
i have 78 of them in service and many more in the dry docks waiting to be deployed
astolfo is cool
I watched fate a bit
it was very gut
Sits at home eating Ramen noodles and chills
Lemona
with another man*
how could another hurt
Vlaskal, Lemona
I LOOOOOVE RAMEN
the other manliest thing they can do is somehow get the average human life rate very low
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Who controls australia
Lemona
the Lemonan emperor is in his 30s lol so tends to do some acts
Emperor Charles finishes his journey across the road and gets ice cream, just to come back with the ice cream for only him
map time
Lemona, Xerimerc
Catopes
And
hmmm
granolia
Teampizza claimed some stuff but hasnt been on map
Sicario Mercenary Corps
Catopes and some other nation
Lemona, Catopes, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Emperor Charles proceeds to brag about how many times he has almost been shot and killed
Men r cool shoutout to men and also women while im at it theyre cool too
Lemona, Xerimerc
brrrr
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ive had one of my emperors shot
another one died so to disease
the current one has been almost shot a few times
in war a lot
We can remove him for you
i have an idea for my character leader but I'm waiting to get 750M population first
i found this song by accident PRIDE-Kendrick Lamar
i am not regretting it
Lemona
Mine is Emperor Charles Mac Cárthaigh, the second emperor of lemona and the third leader.
Previous was Emperor Nerf Combs and King George
we can use a PSR Agent to get rid of your President if you want
Socialistic Britain
ok mine got replaced now.
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
we just gonna take his body and
take to hospital in Madrid
make him feel better
Socialistic Britain
no he was voted out through a no-convidence vote by the parliament
he was fuming with anger, there was foam coming out of his mouth
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
wdym
he is the hospital rn
Socialistic Britain
i completely redid another one of my factbooks
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaltburg/detail=factbook/id=1692519
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
Looks very good
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Everybody just ignore my increased defence spending and defence forces increasing
[sub]I'm not planning anything hehe[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
you're literally in the top 10
whatchu planning
Lemona
,
[sub]Nothing hehe :)[/sub]
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
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[pre]-Britannica Eastern Fleet- [/pre]
Location: Near India, 13.2843303, 70.3133861
[I][pre]____________
13:22 - 26/5/22
To: Ardic Reinforcement Fleet
HMS Portway of the Britannica Eastern Fleet,
Requesting permission to escort Ardic Reinforcements and supplies from Sri Lanka to Gujarat.
________________[/pre][/I]
[sub] iwasmaybelazywiththis[/sub]
Lemona
Blimey!
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
[pre]-Ardic Reinforcement Fleet- [/pre]
Location: Near Sri Lanka, 4.3198350, 78.9838031
[I][pre]____________
13:26 - 26/5/22
To: Britannica Eastern Fleet
AS Grenadier of the Ardic Reinforcement Fleet,
Permission granted. Our fleet will meet yours halfway near the Lakshadweep archipelago.
________________[/pre][/I]
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
you're sus
.....did you want the Missile Defense System?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
the what system
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
also, the plasma tech is still being researched after being extracted in a destroyed alien warships that glows in the dark
can i compensate by selling you my new generation of highly advanced mass-produced missiles?
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
my version of the iron dome
which is combat tested
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
how much will 1400 such systems cost?
Socialistic Britain
Yes please comrade
Also I'm not sus
Lemona
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[pre]-Britannica Eastern Fleet- [/pre]
Location: Near India, 13.2843303, 70.3133861
[I][pre]____________
13:30 - 26/5/22
To: Ardic Reinforcement Fleet
HMS Portway of the Britannica Eastern Fleet,
Copy, Will reach Lakshadweep archipelago in approximately 1 hour.
________________[/pre][/I]
Lemona
Im still just gonna say I have plasma guns
well the missile defense system (C.A.S.T) costs about 67 million vinerisks or $102,510,000 per battery+the hyper-advance radar system and costs about 134 million every interception
not F.A.L.L/aka the successor of OEWI (i will not give FALL away anytime soon)
Lemona, Elkonie, Soleil Tsuki
I created a proposal to repeal the animal pathogens thingy cause it nuked my agriculture
buy
Yep!
Lemona
Vinerisks are worth a lot
Oh, very nice job Lemona
Lemona
This is to all the people who hate socialism and complain about it https://youtu.be/r4lbLxY_1Tg
are ya sure?
Yes, i want to buy 800 systems
First Contract is 50% off.
If your, mercs are better, prove it.
It begins.
You have a population of 14 million, according to NSEconomy calculator my current military is 7 million+, so I could slaughter half of your people without having a draft, i dont need better mercs anyway, I already have more
Xerimerc
This is assuming a ground invasion took place, I do have the policy of WMDs and I have no need for new territory.
Xerimerc
I want to put a vine boom sound effect after every sentence just for funsies.
Xerimerc
AND I have cuter femboys
Xerimerc
Ngl
This is a small very irrelevant problem but it's annoying at how my brain manages to take 2 days to write 1 goddamn rp post
Like seriously just stop procrastinating please I beg
Lkandria, Lemona
Still waiting for an issue that can make me socialist >:(
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Senator Ted Cruz. Lol.
Lemona
(Sees that SB is a Corrupt Dictatorship)
Ah yes, [I]the Definitely Not-So Socialist State of Socialistic Britain
Damn I can't beat that
Sicario Mercenary Corps
New United Common-Lands I am against the proposed resolution
New United Common-Lands
The Firearms Safety Act is now in parliament!
See how your favourite MP votes and consider participating by signing up or submitting a bill in the dispatch below.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1687573
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands
Oh you control it. Im against the resolution
New United Common-Lands
In light of recent events, I wanted to start a discussion within the region on how to tackle gun crime.
However please do cast your vote, whether that be for or against.
Please let me know if anyone has suggested amendments to my bill which of course I am open to.
Good good, and what purpose do your citizens have for guns other than killing each other?
Defending themselves from people trying to kill them
New United Common-Lands
Also my connection is about to be very bad so I might not be able to respond for a bit
New United Common-Lands
Amen bruther
New United Common-Lands
So your state is failing at its job of protecting it's citizens then?
is it not true that guns don't actually defend citizens they put them at greater risk.
I am too
you cant take away my guns and make them limited!
Only I can!
Lkandria, New United Common-Lands, Vlaskal
Well my police cannot instantly teleport to any crime anywhere in the country. Our crime rate is very low so Id say we are doing our job
Also I do not believe this to be true. Are you gonna rob the guy with a gun or the guy without one?
Not to mention that criminals will get guns anyway. They are criminals. Drugs are illegal yet people still get drugs. Guns are no different. People that do illegal things will get their hands on illegal things
Vlaskal, Lemona
agreed
New United Common-Lands
Well take the example of US gun crime, compared to european nations who banned guns (or heavy restrictions)
I could slaughter everyone in your country with no draft
a lot of people can lol
New United Common-Lands
first, we are gonna ignore the current shooting
I like the 2nd amendment
European
gun laws
yuck
New United Common-Lands
Our nation proudly has lowest crime rates and the lowest weaponisation rates :)
For too long Americans ignore Children being murdered for no good reason. I like the 2nd amendment is not a good reason to allow citizens or children to die, in my opinion...
our country has low weaponisation
but
we have relatively loose gun laws
no
haha take tgat
Yeah gun crime is lower in places that dont have guns. But crazy people will still do crazy things. And you dont need a gun to commit crime. In the UK, mass stabbing rampages. In Japan, someone used gasoline to burn down an entire building with people inside. Yeah sure, guns may contribute to more deaths but getting rid of guns doesnt magically solve gun violence. If guns are made illegal then you cant regulate what kind of guns or how many are sold. If its legal then you can at least regulate it
Lemona
Im too bored to supply more evidence
sooo
imma just say what Lkandria said
339 out of 343 for crime with every citizen mandated to have a gun
Lemona
Yes getting rid of guns does massively reduce gun violence. Look at all the examples of when countries banned guns and then seized them for the citizens :)
Ah yes the old mass school stabbing rampages that are always in the headlines??
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/world/europe/gun-laws-australia-britain.html
Always, is incorrect
Its actually like twice or once year
and that because psychos exist
and also
the us has a population of over 330 mil
of course that would happen every so often
Not always. School shootings are reported on for like a month by the media but as soon as people stop talking about it, the media drops it. Although this most recent shooting will likely be talked about for a long time due to it being that children were killed and it was such a high death count. But yes, mass stabbing happen. While they may not be more common in a country with around 1/4th of the USs population, they happen. Also crime like shootings and other things may not be reported on in US news stations cause we live in the US
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Okay sir, I respectfully disagree but if I was born in the US maybe I would see things differently.
Lemona
Oh. You dont live in the US?
New United Common-Lands
UK!
Ah I see. Oh a question. Are you aware of the Buffalo Shooting?
New United Common-Lands
uk huh? as an irish person this makes me uncomfortable...
Yes, I am
Lemona
Well hello there
:(
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