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United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Sorry guys.

My great grandma fell and was in the hospital and right before the tournament and games night she got out.

I had to go to her house cause everyone had work or lived in Tennessee or some state like that.

All the best comrade to you and your family. Let us know if we can help in any way.

Socialistic Britain, Al-Yaqbaa

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Sorry guys.

My great grandma fell and was in the hospital and right before the tournament and games night she got out.

I had to go to her house cause everyone had work or lived in Tennessee or some state like that.

All the best to your grandma, hope she gets better soon.

If you need anything don't hesitate to let us know.

Socialistic Britain, Al-Yaqbaa

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Sorry guys.

My great grandma fell and was in the hospital and right before the tournament and games night she got out.

I had to go to her house cause everyone had work or lived in Tennessee or some state like that.

Hope your great grandma's okay comrade and that she gets better soon, if you need anything, just say.

Al-Yaqbaa

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Sorry guys.

My great grandma fell and was in the hospital and right before the tournament and games night she got out.

I had to go to her house cause everyone had work or lived in Tennessee or some state like that.

Damn... [sub][sup]I just had a birthday party...[/sub][/sup] I hope she's alright...

Hello everyone, I have recently joined "The Region That Has No Big Banks" and hope I can contribute and help the Region grow. FYI, I am a new nation, so please do not hesitate to telegram me any tips or anything else I should know about. Apologies for any disturbances. :)

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands

The Craggo Republic wrote:Damn... [sub][sup]I just had a birthday party...[/sub][/sup] I hope she's alright...

Happy Birthday!

And she's alright now but my family had to be careful and make sure she didn't fall again.

Socialistic Britain

Al-Yaqbaa wrote:Hello everyone, I have recently joined "The Region That Has No Big Banks" and hope I can contribute and help the Region grow. FYI, I am a new nation, so please do not hesitate to telegram me any tips or anything else I should know about. Apologies for any disturbances. :)

Welcome!

Socialistic Britain

Al-Yaqbaa wrote:Hello everyone, I have recently joined "The Region That Has No Big Banks" and hope I can contribute and help the Region grow. FYI, I am a new nation, so please do not hesitate to telegram me any tips or anything else I should know about. Apologies for any disturbances. :)

I like this guy!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390262379730042887/1113072782012588042/Untitled487_20230530125241.png

The British ground forces are getting blood thirsty

They want war

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Happy Birthday!

And she's alright now but my family had to be careful and make sure she didn't fall again.

Not even mine...

Gine Caruttiva wrote:where did lemon guy go btw

My lake houSe

New United Common-Lands

Gine Caruttiva wrote:where did lemon guy go btw

He got banned

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:He got banned

wait what

Lemona wrote:wait what

nucl what does this mean

New United Common-Lands

Based on my schedule

The 25th is the only day I’d be able to make it

And that is pretty iffy too

Lemona wrote:wait what

Oh wait that’s happening later

New United Common-Lands wrote:Oh wait that’s happening later

Aw, I thought it was supposed to be a surprise..

Lemona

New United Common-Lands wrote:Oh wait that’s happening later

Man everyone's getting banned.

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands

Socialistic Britain wrote:Aw, I thought it was supposed to be a surprise..

What

Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands

Socialistic Britain wrote:Aw, I thought it was supposed to be a surprise..

At least someone understands British humour 😂

Socialistic Britain

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Man everyone's getting banned.

Next thing you know NUCL gonna ban himself.

Gine Caruttiva wrote:for??

It’s a joke Lemona has just been re appointed in government they are still very much active

Socialistic Britain, Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:British soldier talking to a captured revolutionary.. somewhere..

British Soldier: Shame you don't have enough tanks for us to kill to get an Ace

Revolutionary: Shame you don't have enough missiles to waste, just wait until you see our tanks staring right at you!

British Soldier: Hah, you want us to turn off our thermal sights and destroy our tracks to give your tanks a chance?

Revolutionary: Oh shut up you dirty commie..

British Soldier: Hahh.. now listen here you little sh-

The revolutionary was promptly never seen again

Based soldier.

New United Common-Lands wrote:It’s a joke Lemona has just been re appointed in government they are still very much active

😶

Socialistic Britain

Sort the Court makes me feel good.

Mainly when happiness is really high.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Sort the Court makes me feel good.

Mainly when happiness is really high.

Or when I see little timmy or grandma.

Gine Caruttiva wrote:😶

It's British humour, you wouldn't get it

Mainly because nobody can colonise as much as us

New United Common-Lands wrote:At least someone understands British humour 😂

British humour is amazing

Lawid

Socialistic Britain wrote:It's British humour, you wouldn't get it

Mainly because nobody can colonise as much as us

British humour is amazing

What even is British humor. I’ve watched Jimmy Carr and his jokes aren’t all that different from “American humor”

Socialistic Britain

Lkandria wrote:What even is British humor. I’ve watched Jimmy Carr and his jokes aren’t all that different from “American humor”

How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"

We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend

Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour

"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."

Lawid

Socialistic Britain wrote:How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"

We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend

Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour

"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."

Or another example ripped straight for Google again

"What is the difference between American and British comedy?

Imagine a waiter spilling food and drinks on a guest, the guest gets angry and starts yelling at the waiter

In an American comedy, the main character would be the guest. In a British comedy, the main character would be the waiter"

I like this example less

755 million population.

Welp time for Kilm E to be the official name of my countries leader.

Socialistic Britain wrote:It's British humour, you wouldn't get it

Mainly because nobody can colonise as much as us

British humour is amazing

the only humor you have is imported from your colonies </3

Lemona

Socialistic Britain wrote:It's British humour, you wouldn't get it

Mainly because nobody can colonise as much as us

British humour is amazing

I thought your humor was making fun of the french.

New United Common-Lands wrote:It’s a joke Lemona has just been re appointed in government they are still very much active

😊

New United Common-Lands

Socialistic Britain wrote:How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"

We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend

Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour

"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."

That sounds like every countries humor

Don’t all countries make fun of their class systems

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:I thought your humor was making fun of the french.

Well that's apart of it as well

Lemona wrote:That sounds like every countries humor

Don’t all countries make fun of their class systems

so you're telling me every countries humour is satire, sarcasm and self-deprecation?

Gine Caruttiva wrote:the only humor you have is imported from your colonies </3

we made it funnier </3

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well that's apart of it as well

so you're telling me every countries humour is satire, sarcasm and self-deprecation?

we made it funnier </3

Pretty much yeah

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well that's apart of it as well

so you're telling me every countries humour is satire, sarcasm and self-deprecation?

we made it funnier </3

American humor can be making fun of the french for us having to bail them out at d-day or you're like me.

Make fun of your own country by saying "guys you wanna invade some middle eastern country again?"

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:American humor can be making fun of the french for us having to bail them out at d-day or you're like me.

Make fun of your own country by saying "guys you wanna invade some middle eastern country again?"

Or us losing a war to trees...

Good times.

When communists did a lot better.

Lemona wrote:Pretty much yeah

so every countries humour is British?

WE SUCCEEDED

Socialistic Britain wrote:Well that's apart of it as well

so you're telling me every countries humour is satire, sarcasm and self-deprecation?

we made it funnier </3

still not as funny as the pyramids joke :')

Socialistic Britain

Socialistic Britain wrote:so every countries humour is British?

WE SUCCEEDED

Guys Germans, Frogs, and Brits practically own every dog.

That would explain why they colonized half the world!

To bring people more dogs!

Socialistic Britain

The Craggo Republic wrote:Hmm. I haven't seen any rainbow colored ones... Do you mean the ones with the rainbow candy things in them?Welcome back from hell.

Thks

Where's everyone?

The Craggo Republic wrote:I'm not sure if that's even a rarity, I know like 2 communists irl...

He won.

They announced it over the loudspeaker.

The sigh that could be heard right before the principal said his name.

It was pandemonium in my homeroom class because everyone said they voted for him.

Region Of Paldea

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia

Region Of Paldea wrote:Thks

Where's everyone?

Dead. Not irl.

Region Of Paldea

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:He won.

They announced it over the loudspeaker.

The sigh that could be heard right before the principal said his name.

It was pandemonium in my homeroom class because everyone said they voted for him.

I'm thinking of running next year.

My school says sophomores can run.

It's usually a junior or senior though.

Lawid

Socialistic Britain wrote:help I'm stuck in an 80's music prison

Bro you too?

Socialistic Britain wrote:How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"

We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend

Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour

"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."

It´s like Spanish humor but a bit more chill

Socialistic Britain

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Guys Germans, Frogs, and Brits practically own every dog.

That would explain why they colonized half the world!

To bring people more dogs!

no shhh dont, we can't let the world know

Region Of Paldea

Lawid wrote:Games are finished!

Group G:

Uponda 4-2 Ukortrium

Washington Federation 1-1 Tyrrania

Uponda thrash Ukotrium to take first place, as Washington Fed hold Tyrrania to a draw to clinch second place!

Group H:

Ardeyn 1-4 Talamia

USR Eurasia 4-1 Matheo Land 2

2 separate thrashings on the last matchday see USR Eurasia take first place, and Talamia miss out on their opportunity to ctahc up to Matheo Land 2, who take second place!

This was the last matchday of the group stage, from now one, the tournament will be single elimination, starting with the round of 16 which starts on Monday 29th UK time.

If you want to know which team you´re up against, let me know, and I´ll share the instructions to using the app.

Good luck everyone!

Lets GOOOO.

For a team that sucks at sports, gulag can be surprisingly effective.

Region Of Paldea

I always hated class representative or school president elections it was literally vote for the most popular kid.

Region Of Paldea

Socialistic Britain wrote:no shhh dont, we can't let the world know

If we don't restart the RP ima make genetically modified dogs that could be man's best friend.

Then instead of just invading land I'll do it to give out more dogs.

Region Of Paldea

Flomonga wrote:I always hated class representative or school president elections it was literally vote for the most popular kid.

Yeah.

Most positions were that for me.

But someone no one cared about got to win.

My communist friend.

Region Of Paldea

Google is recommending me ads for doctors and transplant doctors

Region Of Paldea

Games are done!

I would very much reccomend you all take a look at the last match´s commentary, see if you can guess where i got the inspiration for it from.

Sovetsya 0-1 SF Eurasia

SF Eurasia advance to the quarterfinals thanks to a goal in added time, in a game which they clearly dominated.

Volksleben 1-1 Ludwigsburg

Penalties: Volksleben 5-4 Ludwigsburg

In an unbelievably even match, Volksleben are able to move on to face SF Eurasia, after Ludwigsburg´s start striker sent his penalty over the bar. As the commentator said: Robert Wolfbaggio, the man who had won best player that very year, who had played a World cup at Messi´s level, who had promised his father to win a world cup against Volksleben, the whole world´s eyes were fixed on him, he was Ludwigburg´s last chance. He took 2 steps backwards, breathed, but finished sending the ball to the sky. The silence invaded all the houses of Ludwigsburg, as on the pitch, Robert Wolfbaggio looked down at the floor with his arms at his waist. It was not just a simple image of defeat, it was, as if this prodigy had lost his soul. Never before had we seen such a desolating image over a football pitch. In his eyes, we could see the infinite sadness, the representation of an unachieved dream, the broken promise of a 10 year old boy.

Nobody could consolate him. He would surely have nightmares of this penalty night on for the rest of his life. "Socrates died poisoned, but Wolfbaggio died standing".

Region Of Paldea

The Craggo Republic wrote:Dead. Not irl.

Oh

RIP Xeri and Sicario......

Sicario Mercenary Corps

Region Of Paldea wrote:Oh

RIP Xeri and Sicario......

Xeri CTE'd.

Sexting in telegrams or something like that.

It got the femboy banned.

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Region Of Paldea

Region Of Paldea wrote:Oh

RIP Xeri and Sicario......

Sicario is fine, alt got deleted in the crossfire...

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Region Of Paldea

Yo where's the MoD this guy in our polls is messed up.

His nations motto is as messed up as the nation

Shuora is the nation's name.

His motto is:

Capitalism, Fascism and Racism.

That's just messed up. The region he is in is called The Invaders, region full of the scumbag raiders.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Yo where's the MoD this guy in our polls is messed up.

His nations motto is as messed up as the nation

Shuora is the nation's name.

His motto is:

Capitalism, Fascism and Racism.

That's just messed up. The region he is in is called The Invaders, region full of the scumbag raiders.

Sounds about right.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Yo where's the MoD this guy in our polls is messed up.

His nations motto is as messed up as the nation

Shuora is the nation's name.

His motto is:

Capitalism, Fascism and Racism.

That's just messed up. The region he is in is called The Invaders, region full of the scumbag raiders.

Sicario Mercenary Corps sorry to bother but this seems suspicious.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:[]Sicario Mercenary Corps[/] sorry to bother but this seems suspicious.

Looked at their RMB.

Homophobic as well.

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:He won.

They announced it over the loudspeaker.

The sigh that could be heard right before the principal said his name.

It was pandemonium in my homeroom class because everyone said they voted for him.

I don’t believe this

Xerimerc:Obelisk of Wholesomeness and Horniness

An odd person, but quite lovable, they have lost their ability to use discord, I now feel guilty for legitimately no reason at all. I didn't participate in anything that got them banned from either.

The Craggo Republic wrote:Xerimerc:Obelisk of Wholesomeness and Horniness

An odd person, but quite lovable, they have lost their ability to use discord, I now feel guilty for legitimately no reason at all. I didn't participate in anything that got them banned from either.

I wouldn’t put wholesome next to the other word

Socialistic Britain wrote:How dare you base our entire humour off "Jimmy Carr"

We as a nation disown him, he's got.. some good jokes but that is not our humour my good American friend

Here it is according to Google, which seems to be pretty accurate with its definition of British humour

"British humour carries a strong element of satire aimed at the absurdity of everyday life. Common themes include sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit, and the British class system."

That just sounds like regular humor and besides, humor is subjective. Trying to divide humor by country of all things is kinda weird

Socialistic Britain wrote:Or another example ripped straight for Google again

"What is the difference between American and British comedy?

Imagine a waiter spilling food and drinks on a guest, the guest gets angry and starts yelling at the waiter

In an American comedy, the main character would be the guest. In a British comedy, the main character would be the waiter"

I like this example less

Yeah I don’t get that example

Lemona wrote:I wouldn’t put wholesome next to the other word

Meh, I found em wholesome, just not when they were acting horni.

Nothing much I can do

I don’t have any control over polls I don’t think

But New United Common-Lands keep an eye out for this guy, especially during events

Feel like it’s the kind of person to think it’s funny to mess it up

The Craggo Republic wrote:Xerimerc:Obelisk of Wholesomeness and Horniness

An odd person, but quite lovable, they have lost their ability to use discord, I now feel guilty for legitimately no reason at all. I didn't participate in anything that got them banned from either.

What’s your discord?

Region Of Paldea wrote:Oh

RIP Xeri and Sicario......

I’m still alive

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:What’s your discord?

I'm in the server, are you as well? Sorry, I'm not online often due to not having disc in phone and being lazy to do anything when I have access to PC...

Sicario Mercenary Corps, The Persistence Of Cats Memory

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Yo where's the MoD this guy in our polls is messed up.

His nations motto is as messed up as the nation

Shuora is the nation's name.

His motto is:

Capitalism, Fascism and Racism.

That's just messed up. The region he is in is called The Invaders, region full of the scumbag raiders.

I'll be keeping an eye on them

Sicario Mercenary Corps

If you do not mind?

Sicario Mercenary Corps, Flomonga

Socialistic Britain wrote:I'll be keeping an eye on them

Sicario Mercenary Corps

If you do not mind?

Not at all

Flomonga

I played this like 3 days ago I'm using my phone cuz I can't use my comp anymore

Lofiworld wrote:I played this like 3 days ago I'm using my phone cuz I can't use my comp anymore

Welcome to TRTHNBB!

Astravica, Little Debbie

Guten Tag, I'm back.

Lofiworld wrote:Y'all I'm new

Bonjour, and accueillir!

Little Debbie

I have fallen down the hole to hell.

Taker.

I now want to pet Cerberus demon girl, please help me, they were cute enough as a dog...

The Craggo Republic wrote:I have fallen down the hole to hell.

Taker.

I now want to pet Cerberus demon girl, please help me, they were cute enough as a dog...

I will save you! I'll bring some battle droids!

https://youtube.com/shorts/R_bh_jo6e1c?feature=share

Flomonga

Lofiworld wrote:Y'all I'm new

Hello New

Flomonga

Flomonga wrote:I will save you! I'll bring some battle droids!

Mental goofing go brrrr

Damn it, I still can't stop wanting to pet em, it's Doe all over again...

Little Debbie

Howdy the region with catless economic progress

New United Common-Lands wrote:***Political Party Elections Begin

Cast your vote now in TRTHNBB's Political Party & MP Elections, voting closes on Monday 5th June.

https://forms.gle/SwWNNWna9uixinGg9

This will determine the number of MPs a party receives in our Parliament.

Check out the Political Parties dispatch below;

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1868644

16 Votes cast already don’t forget to vote!

https://forms.gle/SwWNNWna9uixinGg9

Lawid, United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia, Flomonga

New United Common-Lands wrote:16 Votes cast already don’t forget to vote!

https://forms.gle/SwWNNWna9uixinGg9

Vote!

I don't care for who but please VOTE.

New United Common-Lands

The Persistence Of Cats Memory wrote:Howdy the region with catless economic progress

We have cats

Many cats

We lack banks

The Persistence Of Cats Memory

United Socialist Republic Of Eurasia wrote:Vote!

I don't care for who but please VOTE.

AGREED!

Sicario Mercenary Corps

doing what I am doing makes my skin crawl but it must be done

Can you give me advice, I'm new

Qazp M wrote:Can you give me advice, I'm new

you have to solve problems that will make your nation change, the population increases every day

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