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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
uh oh
Xerimerc
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Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Mmm¿
Wahts wr0ng with sleepi xeri ūwū
Lemona
nothing
Xerimerc
hehe
Bones
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I just gonna lay down and listen while witting part 2
Xerimerc
Yaesssss
Lemona
Mmmn oki where we'rmmmm we
Lemona
Xeri o have an idea
murder
Like
Yandere
Xerimerc
OwO elaborate?
Lemona
So, britain love u
But in story ur dating Pinevilla
Sooooo
Xerimerc
Ooooh murder fun times :D
Ok so worms right
They klive in your bones
Lemona
ah
Yuck
My toe twitches after that
Xerimerc
Mm hugging pillows is nice y nrul they betray you snd form an red email coalition to disemowl your ceiling fan even through your culling fan died 17.57439 years ago in thuatonbiex
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
okay
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
So logically you burn down the great Wall of China because the Romans didn't want WORMS IN THEIR BONES
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
understandable
begins tapping pencil and holds penguin plushie
Xerimerc
THEY FAILED
NOW OUR BONES ARE FULL OF WORMS BECAUSE HADRONS WALL WAS TINY
's v ye that's why we rid bos as become gosling supreme :2
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ah
Nice.
grabs book
Xerimerc
I have a worm in my brain :)
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Mm you fools I was merely pretending to be not sleep deprived this whike time
AHAHAHAHAHHA I'M A MASTER IF DISGUISE
LIKE HOW I DISGUISED ALL MY TAX FRAUD AS MURDER AND THE PINNER IR ON THE TRAMPOLINE
AHHAHA
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
If I do what it says it whispers more quietly sometimes :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Xeriflorihas a plant in their brain
I have horny limiters in my brain
XeriNet has business in their brain
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
wow good job xeri
Ur totall not sleep deprived
continues reading book with penguin plush
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
MM yes I'm a genuys
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
THE WORM SAYS I WASNT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU GUYS
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
Mmmhmm
Begins to chew gum
Xerimerc
MM I RELATE TO THIS STRONGLY
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
XERI XERI
JEANSTEALERS
Lemona, Xerimerc
Do you hear it too?
Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
I Don liek jeans they can have em
HEY SO YOU KNOW HOW NAPOLEON WAS SHORT
THAT'S A LIE IT WAS BRITISH PROPOGANDA
AHHHHHHA
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
MM I HEAR p l a n t
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
He was of average height!
He did get ambushed by rabbits once tho
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
The w h i s p e r sss
Lemona, Xerimerc, Xeriflorists
losing brain cells
Xerimerc
Mm admiral Nelson bear the frwnch sungld handledky
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Mmtadsssssyu
Lemona
I once got a blood clot in my brain lmao
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Pinevilla
ah was a good shower
thanks for coming xeri we had great fun :3
Lemona, Xerimerc
ah that doesnt sound like fun
for about a few months, that are still going on, I randomly wake up and am incredibly sore
Like Im 10 years older then I am
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
HAI I'M SLEEPDEPRIVEDHUG WHO ARD YOY
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
xeri was sleep deprived
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
your friend
Lemona, Xerimerc
ok
was still fun
all squeaky clean now
Lemona, Xerimerc
It was bloody chonker too
Went right from from my neck all around the back of jmy head to my forehead area
Ended up in hospital for a few months which was fuuun
Lemona
Uh huh
Continues chewing gum
Xerimerc
Oh ye
Hehe
Lemona
Thats the worm :)
Lemona, Xerimerc
ahhh
god I hate this
Imagining it
ahhhh
I just realized somehow I get terribly injured bet never been to hospital for it
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I once was prescribed penicillin and my body decided it didnt like that and tried to kill me and my doctors didnt know what was happening and took over 10 vials of blood for rapid testing and a LOT OFBLOODWORK
Lemona, Xerimerc
The doctors kept me happy with beyblade legosets the entire time
Xerimerc
Ye fren
Idk if it's still there
I once was running on a playground where the floor was like, rough pavement stuff
I tripped and skidded for a couple fett lmao
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
GUYS I HAVE GOOD NEWS NOW
I AM INVADING THE FR*CH IN EU4
(im playing as england, by myself i wouldnt be able to beat france but castille and portugal are going to join the war sooooooooooo)
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ive have almost every part of my body bleed
My nose
Lip
Chin
Shoulders
Private part
Xerimerc
Oh the allergic reaction also happened twice cuz my doctors r dumb sometimes
OH AND THE STUFF THEY GAVE ME FOR THE ALLERGIC REACRION
GUESS WHAT ELSE IM ALLERGIC TO
Lemona, Xerimerc
And by skidded I mean on my face
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Thats the fun stuff
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ahhhhhhajahajsjshsudbw Whereve
NOT TJE FIN STUFF
Xerimerc
My limbs swelled up and I think I almost got gangrene from it??
Lemona, Xerimerc
I THOIGJT U MEANR LEGGG AND STOMSCH
Xerimerc
:D
Lemona
Anyways, I had fun with the games in the hospital
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ya'll get hurt?
I almost never have any injuries
The two worst ones were the time my foot decided to break for LITERALLY NO REASON and the time i pretty much got a concussion
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Ive broken mani bones
Lemona, Xerimerc
Sounds awful
Glad I'm not allergic to abything daym
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
hmmmm
I get contacts in bye hahahaha this makes me twitch I twitch when uncomfortable ahhhhhhh bye bye
Xerimerc
My body also hates existing soemtimes and tried to kill me
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ive broken many hearts
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
muscles rip
Xerimerc
one time i almost died choking on some pork
Xerimerc
Post self-deleted by Reignvau.
It was fun
I was laughing about it a couple minutes after I got uplol
Im also allergic to poison ivy and got it inside my eye once :)
Most people react to poison ivy but my immune system freaks out when the toxin is introduced and decides it would like all of my skin and organs to not exist
Xerimerc
In the past year Ive had 5 boys admit their undying love for me but they were all incredibly toxic
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
should've kicked their b@lls
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
OH I also have a cyst behind my left eye so I wasnt allowed to play contact sports in elementary school
Lemona, Xerimerc
:0
[sub]I think I was allergic to grass at some point . That's what me mum thought at least [/sub]
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I told them to go f*ck themselves so yep
Lemona, Xerimerc
Im allergic to pollen as well my eyes get stuffy and I cry
Tree cum hehe
Lemona, Xerimerc
basd
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Mm tastt
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Am allergic to nothing
Besides spring
Xerimerc
Im supposed to go get another MRI in a few months
I used to have them all the time they were fun I watched movies during them
But I wasnt allowed to eat anything except jello for 2 days beforehand so I have lifelong hatred of jello
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ive eaten grass
Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Lemona
Oh and my ear tubes r too small and I had to have them widened
Lemona, Xerimerc
Ive got a lot of interesting medical phenomena
Lemona, Xerimerc
Same
Really shouldn't though it screws up your teeth apparently
My teeth are sh1te
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
S P w E c I a l
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
I barely brush teeth and they are somehow white so
Vlaskal, Xerimerc
I once had a kid try to mock me for my allergy to penicillin
Like what?
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
Xeri u need to go sleep is late 4 u
Vlaskal, Lemona, Xerimerc
in defertilization we trust
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Xerimerc
I envy you
My teeth have enamel that's too thin so they are yellow no matter what I do ;w;
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Ha!
You have a common allergy!
Xerimerc
MM NATIONALISE THE SHADOW REALM REE
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Already did.
Xerimerc
White teeth are actually unhealthy sometimes your enamel just decided to be yellow and whitening it with chemicals can be incredibly harmful
Lemona, Xerimerc
MM LET'S GO NOE JUST NATIONALISE THE UTILITIES BORIS JOHNSON YOU W4nkr
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Vasectomies should be mandatory for men
Theyre reversible
:)
Lemona, Xerimerc
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