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Region: The Region That Has No Big Banks
I play rise of nations on pizzas private server haha because Im too lazy to play with other people especially after what happened last time I did it.
it was a nightmare
and also its calming for me to play by myself or with just friends
I do have some Roblox friends
one of them is named along the lines of Forest Noises
why is stranger things so good?
Lemona
I play World Conquest just to make myself turn more insane
Occasionally I'll play Rise of Nations but I don't do it often, even though I have a lot of points and can play America.
Lemona
I dont like it lol
Of course you dontt
Lemona
How much did you watch though?
a few episodes
didnt like it
bland to me
I like things like South Park
Are wii gonna have a problem? *unsheathes a wii controller with a knife duct taped to it*
Lemona, Xerimerc
*foaming noises*
Lemona
whats the foam being made out of
c
Lemona
Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
*Unsheathes a Joy-Con knife*
"You'd best Switch up that attitude."
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Did you have an X on the box you ordered that from sir?
should we rp some stuff like an embassy under attack or a diplomatic crisis?
Lemona
sure
uh oh all the embassies in rome just lit on fire and killed the people inside which so happened to be only the person from the country the embassy was owned by
not like that, maybe we rp some embassies stuck in a country currently dealing with civil war
Made some modifications to my flag, just felt like sharing :)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Hi we are 317 nations
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
Apologies in advance I will be on holiday for the next few weeks, when I get back I will be a lot more active. And support with the administration of the summer election.
Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps
Oh yeah Im going on vacay too
New United Common-Lands
Just gonna prepare some nuclear defense systems just in case
Enjoy, my friend! Where you going?
Lemona
I'm gonna go on vacation in like 5 weeks
Lemona
Arizona
its gonna be hot but I get to go hiking and stuffs
I wanna go to Europe but I think I am next year or something like that
I was supposed to go to London in 2020 but Covid came ruining my families plans to go to London then Munich then Prague
I was in Arizona a while back, Sedona is a cool city
Lemona
Thats where Im going hahahaha
First I take a plan to Phoenix then drive to Sedona and some other cities and towns and stuff
Sicario Mercenary Corps
"you're playing a dangerous game boy"
Lemona
Sedona is a really common tourist destination haha, have fun!
Lemona
Yeah Im in the airport rn
anyways its a few hours so bye
Guys,se are 318 countries
Lemona
I went last year during spring break, it was pretty cool.
I have like a million different things this summer and I leave for New Mexico next week, which will be the first thing.
Lemona
We are sorry the auto corrector
Yay hopefully tomorrow I will be a 100 million people.
Lemona
Lol Aya will have to remove Panama from the map they ceased to exist.
Yes
No
Panama lost his password to his main account so he got a new one, Confederate States Of The Panama
SRC would like to announce its expansion into Guyana. We'd also like to announce that we will be finalizing out deal with Lemona over the southern Lesser Antilles. By force if necessary
New United Common-Lands
dude I said no before and you would fail with force
Regional Olympics - Event 6
Athletes have now been chosen for today's event, track cycling. We shall see if they can put the pedal to the metal here as they leave the starting blocks.
(Results soon)
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I took a bunch of pictures already hahaha
anyways I just left a place where over 10,000 people died
Event 6 (Cycling) Results
1st: Yodle - 1:11.01
2nd: Teampizza - 1:11.26
3rd: Brendene - 1:21.62
4th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 1:27.06 (tie)
5th: Kaltburg - 1:27.06 (tie)
6th: New United Common-lands - 1:27.12
7th: Aya Democratic Republic - 1:27.24 (tie)
8th: Mars Hotel - 1:27.24 (tie)
9th: The Washington Federation - 1:27.39
10th: Lemona - 1:32.69
11th: Former Argentina - 1:38.48
12th: Vlaskal - 1:38.53
13th: Ardeyn - 1:44.10
14th: Lkandria - 1:44.18
15th: Mr Government - 1:44.20
16th: Socialistic Britain - 1:55.78
Yodle, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
i tied against some Floridians?!
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
I must admit, not the best at cycling so my results are fitting
But a funnier explanation is that my people are more used to water than land so I'm gonna go with that
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
"...more used to water than land..."
(got 1st in Volleyball and 3rd in Long Jump)
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
I just got a rp idea
It's quite simple and I'm not really sure how it would go
But a nation would hold an event in their country or celebrate some national event and would invite say other nations leaders or ambassadors, something like that to the event
I'm not sure what event it would be, perhaps a meeting to discuss something going on in the RP world or to take a page out of history, a party or essentially a ball
And to spice it up, perhaps somebody could come up with something to happen like a random bomb going off, a fire starting or an assassination attempt
Just something in rp to do while not much else is going on
New United Common-Lands, Lemona
It's 1am my brains tired okay
Lemona
haha i bike a lot and swim so
Our people carry heavy luggage on trips and are guns for the military are kinda heavy then most
also we strong
New United Common-Lands
Okay but question
What are some soldiers going to do against a Avro Lancaster dropping a 4,000 lb bomb on them
Also I'm gonna go now because it's 1am
Lemona
That'd be cool, but you might accidentally start a war.
Anyways I may do that without the violence to celebrate 100 million people.
Lemona
just bomb the bomb ofc
Then we shall bomb the bomb that bombs the bomb that's bombing the soldiers that have tiny bombs called grenades.
tiny hahahahaha
Tiny bombs that make big booms, not as big as big bombs make big booms.
no no
because they not tiny
AYYY
Socialistic Britain, Lemona
we're holding a rave in Leopoldville, every world leader is welcome
Lemona
hello
nations near my part of the Sahara, ignore the giant bombs going off
oooo Im related to a cowboy
doe a deer a female deer
I still have the support of Ardeyn. They gave me a bunch of money to raise an army
That army is under 1 million and I have nukes
Im telling you, dont try and take it by force. You will fail horribly
It's not smart to constantly threaten nuclear war. If you aren't holding up your end of the deal, at least give me my money back.
And I'm still invading Guyana
Lemona
You werent able to pay the final amount, and when you did I rejected
Also I said I have nukes, once.
once.
thats not constant
and I said that as a warning
You said it once during this conversation, but you do constantly allude to it.
Lemona
no?
I said I had them when I got them, and then I said I was building nuclear defense systems to protect Lemona from invaders.
thats not threatening still.
Literally right here
Lemona
You talk about having nukes a lot
Lemona
Or other kinds of bombs
Lemona
thats called nuclear testing
Yeah, that's my point
Lemona
Its not threatening
Its testing weapons to defend lemona
Haha you couldn't even think of an original capital name!
I dont want an original capital name
*casually has bio weapons, nukes, and rifles that blow your internal organs out*
Lemona
And at least my capital doesnt sound like sea food
Hahahaha
and for me I can just add swords to the list
Not joking about those rifles, they are BRUTAL
Lemona
Well I guess tomorrow I'll get 100 million citizens I'm literally at 99 million right now :/
Lemona
Regional Olympics - Event 7
With the first week of the Regional Olympics about to wrap up, it is now time for our 7th event, the hurdles. The athletes begin running out of the starting blocks, and the event has begun!
(Results soon)
New United Common-Lands
That was the point.
Lol I need 750 and my thibg literally went to 748 like brun
calamari
And the point of mine was to be a historical city, like Rome
Go die!! Caglimari is supposed to be Cagliari and calamari combined you stupidhead kys!
the f is cagliari
Event 7 (Hurdles) Results
1st: Vlaskal - 14.59 (2 hurdles)
2nd: Yodle - 16.51 (4 hurdles) (tie)
3rd: The Washington Federation - 16.51 (4 hurdles) (tie)
4th: Mars Hotel - 16.94 (3 hurdles)
5th: Former Argentina - 16.94 (3 hurdles)
6th: Ardeyn - 17.46 (4 hurdles)
7th: TeamPizza - 18.47 (6 hurdles)
8th: Socialistic Britain - 18.91 (5 hurdles)
9th: New United Common-lands - 18.94 (7 hurdles)
10th: BrendenE - 19.82 (3 hurdles)
11th: Kaltburg - 19.85 (5 hurdles) (tie)
12th: Lemona - 19.85 (5 hurdles) (tie)
13th: Lkandria - 20.31 (4 hurdles)
14th: Aya Democratic Republic - 21.28 (4 hurdles)
15th: Mr Government - 21.31 (6 hurdles)
16th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 21.35 (8 hurdles)
(Each hurdle hit added a +0.5 second penalty)
Socialistic Britain, New United Common-Lands, Lemona
City in Sardinia
Lemona
That's exactly the point
Lemona
Hey Britain, we would like to interview Robert Griffiths if you so please.
Socialistic Britain
Sure
Also I'm gonna be honest, I was actually thinking of asking if our leaders should have a meeting
Lemona
okay uh
first question
Where was he born?
Socialistic Britain
Also interviews for Emperor Charles Robert Mac Cárthaigh are open to all nations except the following:
Lkandria
Lkandria
Lkandria
and Lkandria
Socialistic Britain
Cambridge, Britain
[sub]I'll be honest I was expecting something else besides this but alright [/sub]
Lemona
And how long has he been Emp- I mean Prime Minister
Socialistic Britain
Roughly 30 years
Lemona
Oh god
Well i probably shouldnt say anything as one of our emperors was in power for 70 years but
uh through your 30 year reign, what problems have occurred?
Socialistic Britain
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