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Region: The Vanguard of Phantoms
Post by Tnpg-Coyphus suppressed by South Mizazoic.
Once upon a time, S.M gave governorship to a raider, then we got nuked. The end!
It was a good day for communism when the Socialist Revolutionary Movement took control of the government in the tropical island of Haptu. However, three weeks later, a pro-capitalist counter-revolutionary group funded and armed by the United Federation seized power, installing a dictator in a brutal coup. Mizazoic advisors have assembled, and have brought a chess clock to ensure that each is allotted exactly the same amount of time to speak to them about this.
John pork enters your room. John pork is the president of the united states of Peppa!
John pork is now building a nuclear bomb.
His worst enemy is the angry birds.
John pork declares himself the king of the world!!1!1!1
ooganda nukles
Well atleast we have more RMB posts
Tnpg-Coyphus
John pork challenges discord to a sword fight!1!1!!1!1!
Discord instantly evaporates his entire skin, consumes his soul and puts his skull on his throneÂ
Tnpg-Coyphus
*new discord call*
hello
South Mizazoic, Tnpg-Coyphus
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Tnpg-Coyphus
gru
hi my name is carmen winstead
aaaaaaugghhh
The Space Colony Of Prussia
what happend because and how did the TNPG get invaded?
Tnpg-Coyphus
because Mr. South mizazoic decided to “oh hey im gonna give governor ship to TWC!”
i gtg bye
Tnpg-Coyphus
Uh huh!
Also S.M make me successor
The Space Colony Of Prussia
I can remove it if you wantÂ
Tnpg-Coyphus
remove what
itÂ’s for regional security
sus minskeiv.
Mlp
Tnpg-Coyphus
ok
twc betrayed us cuz he hate you sm.
learn manners plz
Aara see yo nahe aya tere merhebane to pusi aya,Zehr Baney,aye,Ara gane to se aya!
No
Can I ask you something you could give me?
wot
why
What is it
A little glass of water please
A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the bees
Whenever you can brew it
And while I get a little rest
A teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal cruet
Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
Because I fear I've got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias
Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I'll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia
And since my stomach's feeling crummy
Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?
Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!
Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
I'll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I've heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
So, who's ready for my big reprise?
I'd like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
A firm 'gesundhoof' when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es
Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
A cuddle with a Pekingese
A singing harp who's named Louise
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these
And just because I oughta...
Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!
*gives water*
I canÂ’t be Ethensia in the rp! Ethensia didnÂ’t exist back then!
*Drops the glass*
Oops!
Tnpg-Coyphus
Your actually Ethensian Empire,an old government
Tnpg-Coyphus
EthensiaÂ’s a constitutional monarchy in the exoplanet of Coyphus, also known as Veya D.
Back then we were part of the Radnorian Empire
South Mizazoic
OkÂ
But this is an alternate universe
Hello guys, itÂ’s me, a fellow time traveler!
Oh, well in that case, IÂ’m okay-
WHO ARE YOU!!
WHO ARE YOU?! I DIDNT KNOW THE 18TH CENTURY HAD DANCING SKELETONS!
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU, AN ALIEN?
WHATS ETHENSIA?
me.
No. You are a copy cat of the kingdom of Euthanasia.
>:(
IÂ’m going back to 2023
finally
YeaÂ
Well, howÂ’s that capitalist dictatorship thingy?
zz
We need more people
Hey uh.. I think I hired a teacher-
Hello students! Today, I will teach you how to spell, since you have trouble, according to TBom!
And I will also be teaching you how to survive from raiders.
*gives you all a dictionary*
What is tbom
Fort Trenton
The Brotherhood Of Malice. They “asked” me to teach you how to spell, and how to maintain a region!
First of all, you use a comma like this:
hi,im the governor of rara!
But you should use them like this:
Hi, IÂ’m the governor of RARA!
Put a space between the next sentence and the comma.
I know how to do this. IÂ’m not dumb!
Post by Fort Trenton suppressed by Tnpg-Coyphus.
But you look like a kindergarten!
SCREW YOU!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lgj-YIiLcqA
Fort Trenton
?
What they see on the white board
Fort Trenton
it says I canÂ’t view it.
Oh! WeÂ’re going off topic. Anyway, now itÂ’s time to learn on how to maintain a region.
donÂ’t give governorship to random people
What is on the white board:
Random math
What the teacher sees:
1+2
What the students see:
Letters in JAPANEASE
What the janitor lady sees:
“Here we go go go,on an adventure with the thingamajiger up and away!Here we go go go!”
Cat in the hat audio
Fort Trenton
ok
Sigh, shouldÂ’ve listened to Vavlar..
We need more people
Fort Trenton
How do we get more people then?
I donÂ’t think anyone wants to come to a region doomed to fail..
I said we arnt gonna do rd missions for atleast a month!
Fort Trenton
Start recruiting!
Fort Trenton
how
South Mizazoic
Go to this page
https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=world/filter=founding
And start telagraming what is in this dispatch
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1917809
And label the telegram as recruitment,so the people can move trait away
ItÂ’s telegram, not talagram.
fine then.
can me have a job?
Yaey now recruit!
Hgggrggsgatrwl
Skmenhehejeioepwpwnwhhhûjippamn
South Mizazoic
hey guys what happened?
Tnpg-Coyphus
Fun
Tnpg-Coyphus
TERROR.
TERROR.
Tnpg-Coyphus
why isnt British afarino here?
Tnpg-Coyphus
Because S.M trusted a raider 💀
Tnpg-Coyphus
L moment
Southern Indian Company, Tnpg-Coyphus
nah bro, blud be trusting raiders 💀
Cordierin, Southern Indian Company
🤨🤨🤨
Tnpg-Coyphus
Cordierin, Tnpg-Coyphus
IÂ’m like, younger then him yet I know how to think twice
Cordierin
Lol imagine
Um you all loved him more than me
Tnpg-Coyphus
Ahem!
It was a joke, alright?
11 pages already.. yÂ’all fr?
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