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Region: Valaryia
Official Statement from Mr. Drachkent NalMan, the President of Swedesttanossa.
We're concerned to see that for a large population, we've only got 7 provinces, that are, Northern Swedesttanossa, Oshtmine Tanamma, Eurasian Elk Province, the Capital, Agrimontel Avivska, São Chulduldriana and Danrooqa. On the other hand, USA has 350 million people with 50 states. So, we are officially deciding to divide the current provinces into more than 20. These provinces will also contain some tribal republics. These 'republics' will be given more power than any other province, and they are free to declare themselves as their own republic (only if they want). One of these provinces is Pomezania, in which the Agricultural Capital, Volskyyskyyskent, will be located.
More information to be given soon...
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Wait do we have a map?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We don't, but if you check out my Wiki-factbook, then you can find my older map.
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh I see. Lemme check...
DAMN you're good at this!
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nice coincidence that Russih, The Carolean Imperium and Swadonland all have very similar flags, and are all right next to each other in the region's integrity rank, albeit at the bottom.
The Carolean Imperium, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I mean if you look at our ideologies...
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Since yes we have very similar flags, because our flags are our ideologies
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Although I didn't expect integrity to be so low in Russih
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Very red
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
You could say we had a Red... Flood!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Did someone say integrity that being one of the few stats Skelleftella and Swedesttanossa don't beat me in.
The Carolean Imperium, Skelleftella, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Welcome back
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
For the first time I am not the least integral
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well, at least we are the third, interms of integrity.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Skelleftella's Sports Time
After our bid to the Valaryia regional football cup, Skelleftella was decided as the first host of the cup. Kälvstromen Stadium is being prepared for the cup and hotels in Norjden was prepared to host the waves of tourist and foreign supporters and coming supporter. Skelleftella's pre-existing infrastructure proven to be very useful in these times, the cup is scheduled to be ready by Saturday, although it was unclear when the cup will actually happen.
On the other hand, the Royal Skelleftellan Airways, the flag carrier and government-owned airline of the country will open their routes to every country currently participating in the cup to carry the supporters.
The cup will be aired for international citizens by the NSKTV1, a state-owned channel, owned by the Norjden Special Territories local government and various social media platforms.
The Carolean Imperium, Lusgastan, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
When you shut down demeaning and dehumanising dwarf fights and it reduces civil rights:
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Can't believe you took peoples' right to dehumanize midgets you F*scist
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Denounced
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Imagine that, I am truly the worst person ever
Jokes aside, i think the idea is that you are restricting people's "right" to say and do what they want. I think it would've been more appropriate to lower political freedom, and boost civil rights and inclusiveness, but hey!
I'm just another nation in this wild, wild world of ours.
And no, you can't quote me on that, I'm already quoting someone else.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Some nationstates issues are WACK
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Its not all bad I accidentally legalized child labor and my civil rights fell so hard
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
You guys have civil rights?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
When I'm not actively sabotaging it, yes
Canadian North California, The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HURRAY! NS IS BACK HERE AGAIN!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
YAY! AFTER A LONG EXILE, WE'RE BACK!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Let's Rejoice and even Celebrate on NS Day! And Thanks to Max Barry for saving the Nationstates' Website
Canadian North California, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Maxify the respect for Max!
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, United Cazivia
MY FRIENDS, WE ARE BACKKKKK LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Quite literally back. Both the server.. and the light in my nation!
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=koranz/detail=factbook/id=1814735
I wanted to do this before but, you know. Also Valaryian Burvenchkaht, I wanted to put the custom flag you made me for Christmas Day, but it didn't work out. Sorry!
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
BREAKING NEWS
Norjden, 29 December 2022
The King of Skelleftella, His Majesty, King Gustaf XIII, the heir to the throne, Crown Princess Victoria and the rest of the royal family was killed in an suicide bomb attack by an unknown person that cannot be identified by the Royal Skelleftellan Federal Police, due to how destroyed the body of the terrorist is. The bomb exploded inside the Church of Norjden when the king and his family attended the mass. Almost the entirety of Skelleftella's royal family is confirmed to be death. The suicide bomb attack cost the lives of 35 people and injured 62 people.
The Parliament would soon search for a candidate to the monarch and search the bloodline of the monarchy due to this reason and a 1-month period of national mourning was declared by the Prime Minister, Hans Gustav Frederikhamasen. Incase the search for a candidate meet a death end, it is confirmed that Skelleftella would became a republic, said the Speaker of the Parliament, Johann Gustaf Emil Holmstrom. However it needed a referendum from the people and an approval from all federal states and territories inorder to turn Skelleftella into a republic. All Skelleftellan flag is ordered to be flown at half-mast for a month and a state-funded funeral for the royal family is being prepared. After this terrorist attack, security measures and surveillance cameras is going to be installed on public places.
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
The Carolean Imperium, Skelleftella, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Our royal family attends for the funeral and the Wedding between the found Heir and Kimberly
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Official Statement from Mr. Balavarahanga EnGukalovecesyan, Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Securities.
We're deeply saddened to hear about the bombing and the death of the royal family. Our president, Mr. Drachkent NalMan will attend the funeral of the family. But, your government hasn't announced for a search for the actual bombers, so we're a little concerned that the safety and the security of the family isn't not concerned. On the other hand, as only a few people are left in the family, we're dearly open for their refuge. For this, we are going to announce a referendum in our new provinces of Drammeriyan, Mulivnar Gackdandya and Grandé Utopé. If the Skelleftellan government supports the referendum, we'll conduct the referendum.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That's two monarchs in a couple months. Are you okay over there?
Canadian North California, The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
there's a plot twist, you can see it on discord
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ok
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ooga boog dooga do toledede da fi ni fi
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey can anyone link me that dispatch with delegates ranked by voting power
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I just thought, after the crash, maybe everyone's issues arrive at the same time.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Norjdenlinset Scandal, dissolution of the parliament and 2023 Snap election
A day after the king and the prime minister made a public statement, it was clear that the Royal Family isn't death. And after hours of investigation, 200 people were arrested in a scandal involving the speaker of the parliament and corruption cases. Almost everything from news to the police was bribed. It is the biggest scandal of the Skelleftellan government recorded. It was revealed that the bombing was faked in the first place, which explained the explaination why the police refused to investigate the bombing further, since they were bribed in the first place. The royal family wasn't even present at the church at the time the fake bombing was commenced. At the time of the bombing also; the church was renovated. While the sound that sounded like a explosion from the church was simply the church building structure being destroyed for renovation. The workers of the church and almost every person that knew the church was renovated were bribed; it was a extremely complex situation, however, in summary, the speaker of the parliament and some member of the parliament were corrupt, they bribed 200 people to accomplish their corrupt goal, they kidnapped the king and pretended the king and his family was death so they can put a fake king on his place to fully accomplish their goals. All 200 people were arrested, awaiting for their trial under the Federal Court as corruption was a federal offense, though outlawed by all 19 states; the federal government will investigate this scandal, as Norjden is maintained and governed by the federal government.
Meanwhile in the streets and in front of the parliament building, protests ensued as the scandal was revealed; calling for a snap election and the dissolution of current national parliament, and the king, abiding to the general populace decided it was best to dissolve the national parliament and call for a snap election, scheduled to take place in February of 2023. The Liberal-Conservative party with civic conservatism and classical liberalism as the party main ideology is predicted to take over governing Social Liberal party and Social Democractic party with a landslide victory, polls suggest after the scandal. 11 party on national level is scheduled to participate in the election. The system used in the election is party-list proportional representation. In order to get a seat in the parliament, a party needed at least 4% national vote. The parliament is called "Norjdenlinset". With 350 seats. Nations where Skelleftellan resided over is allowed to vote through e-mail.
Details of the election is going to be announced later.
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That is what i'm thinking lol
Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Just making it clear that Skelleftella still have their previous government and cabinet; the only thing lacked is the parliament which mean that the government can't pass any federal laws; state legislature still exists, and they have their own system of election and date of election.
Parliament and Government are two separate institutions.
The Government does not resign when Parliament is dissolved. Government ministers remain in charge of their departments. The role of minister is independent of the role of MP. And so is the Prime minister. In these times, however if the prime minister is deemed by the public to "unfit" with the role , he can be removed by the monarch, and the prime minister will be replaced by the Secretary of state, since the speaker of the parliament is vacant. As during normal times, the speaker of the parliament will took the role.
But during war times, regardless of whether the speaker of the parliament office is filled or not, the chief of defense take the office.
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
MONARCHIST RESTORATION POGGGG
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Achlavania, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Wait, you're ethnically Spanish and can speak fluent German? Or is it......Translate?
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I don't know about koranz being German but I agree, monarchism sucks
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Happy New Year Evrybodyekskcne !!!!!
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HAPPY NEW YEAR GENTS!
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HAPPY NEW YEAR (although it's only 9pm here)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Happy preemptive New Years friends <3
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Might aswell add mine to the pile, happy new years everybody, I hope that you all have a great time and that your path is smooth and easy for the coming year.
Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I did mention I will still check in, but maybe not say stuff. ('^') Also happy new year for you guys, but not me yet.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Merry January
Koranz, Fombialt Hown, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Merry still December 31 for me
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DfiK5H6WvCvzAFzNjwOKLVLtILbannRm4d-ZEEg8kIo/edit ELEEEEEECTIONS. Telegram me if you vote for one.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAR
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I agree (I am not a monarchist nor a republican)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Still aint new year for me yet... Just waiting... -_-
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Bro where do you live?
American Samoa?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
gearing up for the Olympics with the issue I just got, gotta build those stadiums
Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Can't we just build a committee for building the stadiums?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I have got a plan. I don't know the name of the committee (please decide), but who will own, manage and administer the committee? The sporting groups of all the Valaryian Nations, which are under the governments of all the Valaryian Nations.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ayy everybody change their flags!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'll do it later
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So basically the International Olympic Committee but NS
Good enough
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That's a good name Skellie! Just the name should be Valaryian International Olympic Committee.
Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah that's fine.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Leafycranberry has officially dissolved into anarchy. (I'm probably not gonna quit nationstates anymore)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Speaking of which, would you like access to our discord your technically our third oldest member and yet you have not joined
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ayy please vote for The Holiday Apocalypse.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
the what?
Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
WA Resolution
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
It's a WA Resolution, under the Security Council.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
im bac.
Koranz
Hi bac, I'm dad
Oh, hello there! Welcome back!
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
2023 Skelleftellan General Election Parties Reveal
After a recent scandal in the Skelleftellan government, the king dissolved the parliament and called for an election. The current prime minister, Hans Gustav Frederikhamasen, is resigning from his office as the Leader of Social Liberal party and is planning to resign as the prime minister of Skelleftella. Many people questioned about the future of Skelleftella as Hans Gustav Frederikhamasen is the prime minister since 2008, breaking the stereotype of the Skelleftellan government, usually lasting only 3-6 year before he came into the office. And parties participating in the election was announced. Only several parties can partake in the election, mainly due to 10,000 members requirement. And only parties with 5% vote can take atleast seat in the parliament. The election is scheduled for 22 January. Details will be announced soon but parties are allowed to campaign now until the election date.
Parties that meet the requirements to enter general election are shown below.
These parties are divided by their political spectrum, from left to right.
Far-auth left
None.
Auth-left
Workers Party.
Centre-left
Social Liberal Party.
Social Democratic Party.
Lib-left
Republican Party.
The Environmentalist.
Far-left lib
None.
Far-auth right
None.
Auth-right
Christian Democrats.
Nationalist Party.
Centre-right
Liberal Conservative.
Lib-right
Reform party.
Free-Libertarian Party.
Far-right lib
None.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nationalist party WOOOOOO!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm voting Reform Party.
The Carolean Imperium
ICE BRAKIIR!!!
What is the Most unexpected word you have heard someone use in a conversation.
I don't really have any, i don't talk much :*(
Thank you for reminding me to do an icebreaker!
Today's icebreaker: What is/was your favourite videogame?
My answer: I enjoy building random things in my Minecraft creative world, and Mario Odyssey is a brilliant game. I also recently purchased Pokémon Violet, and it is amazing!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Obviously Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I Used to play Minecraft too, but it got laggy. there's only so much my pixel can compute.
now i play People Playground (Where the entire premise is to brutally murder people).
Koranz
Ever heard of a youtuber called GrayStillPlays?
Satn, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
My vote's for the Social Democrats
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
yes.
he a classic.
don't watch him much anymore tho.
Koranz
Oh damn, he's all clickbait now.
shet.
Koranz
I used to watch him
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Guys, this is a election just for the citizens, and anyways...
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Since my lore is pretty uneventful and it's kind of messed-up, I will revamp my lore and I won't do rp moves here, I will move it to the forum because I don't want to flood the rmb.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
You haven't added the Icebreaker "RP" for Discord. If you don't want to flood the RMB, shift it to Discord.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nah, I will shift it to forum.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ok and?
I'm still going to vote for the Social Democrats
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Fair enough but your vote isn't going to be counted anyways
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Give my Empress a citizenship to your state.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
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