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Region: Valaryia
I HATE YOU AND YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
;(
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
How's it going
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Good
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well that's nice
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Heyyy leafy
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hi
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1739580
Native language's alphabet
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Should I make dispatches about my Air Force, Navy, Army, and Special Forces?
Achlavania, Pancanawe Empire, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
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Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
?
Should I?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yes
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
If you want to flesh it out more, I find that once you've reach over 1 billion in population you've played nation states long enough where you just start making fact book entries about everything
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
you can copy my RP nation template if you want
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new_pekoland/detail=factbook/id=1568901
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I can't wait so I'll prob do it soon!
Thanks, I won't copy it but it will help me A LOT.
Daily Icebreaker:
If you could visit just one nation (in NS) which one would it be?
Where would I go? I might visit -Dragonland bc I read some of their factbooks and it sounds like an amazing place! Please note I didn't really check out that many countries.
Pancanawe Empire, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Also I might do another election (which I think some of you voted in last time) at the beginning of August. But I'll only do it if enough people participate.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
My own Empire, it stands for Perfektion in its own identity
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1739916
WE CAN DO IT!!
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Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So I did some calculations and my nation's military budget might be about 483 billion? Doe that make sense? Can someone check for me please? It would also be attributed to 1.38% of our total GDP
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
ded chat
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ye sorry about not being around to work on the region lately, I've been working a little extra recently I'm going to try to get some work done this weekend and might make a discord for us
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So funny story about discord, my parents have restrictions on my phone (yes I'm underage whatever) but they expire next month on my birthday. So I can get discord then (hopefully).
Btw did you see my other messages? I kinda need help
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'll check in a minute I'm donating plasma rn
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh wow sorry (what do you mean)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm giving away my plasma? It's just something I do every so often
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Forgive my stupidity but what is plasma? Is it somethig in your body?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah it's basically a bunch of nutrients and enzymes in your blood
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ok thanks!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
IM GIVEING AWAY MY 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE GIFT CARD! WHO WANTS IT?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Luigi
Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ronald McDonald does
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ronald McDonald was given the death sentence. He was hanged. Now there is only Dlanor CmDlanod.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
RIP 💀
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Does this make sense? Or have I got the calculations wrong?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
It says that your government expenditure is 13.1 trillion and 3.8% of that is military so that seems right I think
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Okie thanks
The Embassy 3, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740394
I did it!!! What do you guys think?
Btw I was considering drawing a countryballs pic of all of us. Problem is, I only have paper and pencils/markers, no drawing software. Shall I do it?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740455
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey guys Blichin is a friend of mine, he speaks Spanish.
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Very cool
Also sure
👍
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740818
cranberri bad
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
War almost just broke out in Wintreath bc ppl wanted to hunt dragons from -Dragonland. Sad
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We are gathered here today, to pay respects to our dearly departed. Rest In Peace, RMB, you will always be in our hearts. (in other words, ded chat)
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Valaryia was only recently made so calling rmb dead rn is kinda like announcing failure before take off, anyways sorry for not being around as much work has been loooonng as of late
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sorry, fair enough. What's your job btw?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm an IT specialist
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh cool
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah for the most part it's just me turning stuff on and off again and filing reports it's the second part that's really bugging me rn
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do
Me, an "IT crowd" fan seeing this: haVe yOU tRIeD tuRnINg iT OfF ANd oN aGAiN?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Lmao it's the solution to all things tech though
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yo can you give me a special officer role like lord of poop??????????????? (you dont have too)
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I doubt they'll do that sorry. (I can't do that can I?)
Daily Icebreaker: If there was one thing you could change about NationStates, what would it be?
What would I do? Probably make the population milestones for setting a capital, nation type, leader and religion a bit lower. Other than that, I'm not sure.
Achlavania, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Make a place to display the map of your country rather than having to use links
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Lord of poop? So sewerage management
Lower the timer for issues once you get past the 1 billion mark it takes like 10 hours for a new issue
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I created an alt (as a counterpart for my satanic region) and made a region with it! I'm sending soooo many recruitment TGs 😈
So how's everyone's day going?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1741451
Hopefully they (me) surrender soon.
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1741785 at long last, the war is over.
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sorry for quadruple posting, but this just popped up in an issue: "beleaguered mum Fatima Cesternino, whose five-year-old has loudly sung sixty-seven consecutive repetitions of the Baby Shark song since coming into your office. "
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Baby shark addiction
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Send the child into space
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HELL YEAH
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey check out this meme
https://photos.app.goo.gl/PoPnjUMgV8x5AYtK8
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
My bad
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
No dont feel bad or anything I was more making fun of myself
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Daily Icebreaker:
Who's your favourite singer/music group? If you're not interested in music, sorry.
Who's mine? At the moment, I'm really into Muse. Their music is less good now than it used to be, but still very nice songs. I'm actually seeing them at a festival next month :D
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I like all types of music and so my favorite band will change basically by the minute but right now I'd say it'd have to be BoyWithUke and Sabaton two wildly different artists
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Does anyone want to join Catholic Church? It's my region that I created with my alt, and if anyone fancies joining it with an alt as well, that would be very nice. No pressure obvs bc I don't expect it to get more than like 10 nations. Btw it's not actually a place to discuss Christian matters, as I know little to nothing about Christianity, it's more just a fun and friendly region to "mock" people in general satirically
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ralph Kaminski
He is a very good Polish singer/songwriter who uses many musical styles
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ok
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Wait are you polish? Not trying to be like rude just curious
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I was born in the UK, but both my parents are from Polish and I speak Polish
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Post self-deleted by Koranz.
I'm not interested in either of those mostly folk, marches or patriotic songs but I have no fav singer or music group.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Daily Icebreaker:
What's one of your favourite pastimes? You don't necessarily have to do it regularly, just something you enjoy doing.
What's mine? I enjoy reading, playing on my Nintendo Switch, and watching videos on YouTube. Also NS. :P
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That's really cool, my parents are German but I was born in the US,
I like to go hiking or camping the wilderness is absolutely beautiful
Koranz, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Cool, what is it like in Spain?
And to answer your question: in comparison to other countries, its not really that hot, but for the UK it is definitely hotter than usual
We basically have the same pastimes, apart from the fact that I play on Xbox rather than switch
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well, it's a very diverse country, but I live in the south of Spain, specifically on a small mountain, so in summer it gets to over 40 degrees sometimes, but ok winter it can drop to -10 (for you Americans that's 104 and 14)
Achlavania, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So, I want to make a new dispatch of some kind to expand my lore, but I'm out of ideas. Can someone lend me a hand, please?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sure what ya looking to do
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I don't really know. Not roleplay or anything military related, bc I just made a dispatch detailing my military, and two minor wars before you've got 500 million is a bit much. Maybe something related to history, or geography, or culture...
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah you could make a Factbook entry about your election cycle if you have one, about major political parties, or about your capital city, you could also make an account they're like individual stories they're good for more traditional writing projects
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I have a factbook about my big five political parties and elections are at the beginning of every two (ore one) months (like right now if you wanna vote) and five different dispatches about my five biggest cities
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hm you could make Factbook about government agencies or programs, like environmental taskforces, a space program, different laws or court systems ect (sorry for my very stale answers it's currently 5 am where I live and I haven't gone to bed)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sounds good. And sorry, I'll stop bothering you, get some rest if you like :P
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nah your not bothering me, I'm awake because this stellaris game is consuming my night I am clearly not sleeping anytime soon
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Stellaris?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
It's a grand strategy game on pc and consoles, it's made by paradox interactive you basically create your own space empire and get to either go to war with other alien empires or make diplomacy with them.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Although this has already been answered, you could make a dispatch/factbook on your national food, clothing or maybe well-known brands and companies
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh cool
That's a fun idea
Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello there! I am not new to NS at all! My main account got hacked by someone I had beef with, and so I started this nation. I have since come here, because it seems like a nice region!
Achlavania, Koranz, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well welcome to valaryia! Sorry about what happened to your old nation if you need anything let me know
Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sorry about your old nation. Hope you enjoy being here, it's a very nice region.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello and welcome!
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So, you guys know those fair attractions that are typically labelled as kangaroos or frogs that spin you round and bounce you? I just went on one of those for the first time! (Twice!)
Achlavania, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
And I just had the best evening ever! Pizza for dinner, with churros for dessert, then having fun with my friends and fair rides, and to top it off, a small concert was held in my village! What a night!
Achlavania, Rodoa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sounds like a blast, glad you had so much fun :)
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Daily Icebreaker:
What's your favourite season? (Summer, autumn/fall, winter, spring)
What's mine? Summer is great bc holidays and swimming pools and hot (but sometimes too hot) but winter is nice and chilly and Christmas and you can get cozy...
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Definitely winter, I don't like warmer weather and snow is amazing
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I don't get much (if any) snow where I live, you have to go to the mountains
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah I live in a very mountainous region, in fact my state is known for snow in October through to May
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
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