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Region: Valaryia
I agree with this message.
Guys! We've recently discovered some natural gas fields and some petroleum fields between the mainland and São Chulhuldriana. Currently, our whole economy runs mainly on investing on environmental programs and tourism sector, along with IT sector. So, we're going to create an another puppet nation, named Mulivnar, and I'll send it to Arberus. Though this, we're going to restart our last mining company, named Mulivnar Mining Pvt. Ltd., whose headquarters will be based in Pan Gurraldhiana, The Cannabis Hills. Those who want to imported CNG and petroleum, can write here.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I accidentally banned religion, oops my civil rights took such a bad hit
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
And I immediately un-banned religion, man living in Achlavania must be highly confusing, my civil rights still took a massive hit gonna be a while before I get it back up
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
you think that's bad? I have homosexuality, divorce and contraception banned, slavery permitted, no elections and nuclear power/weapons. The nuclear bit is awesome but the rest needs fixing badddddd
Achlavania, Skelleftella, Satn, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
To be honest, I'm quitting Nation States, the game is just boring, and I don't care about it anymore. I will check on this game every once in a while, however I am not into it anymore.
Achlavania, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Also, these Christmas flags are terrifying me cause why not.
Achlavania, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm still trying to back up my civil rights. What I'm doing to bring it up? I've legalised devolution, marriage equality, euthanasia, AI Person hood, banning of prisons, maternity leave, universal healthcare, affirmative action, legalised usage of cannabis and even cannibalism. To maintain democracy and safety, I've legalised term limits, banned WMDs, controlling of gun usage, signed a climate treaty and banned automobiles, to maintain environment.
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Because the flags are too much detailed?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I have child labour. And every citizen has to own guns. Thus, my children in the labour force have guns.
Skelleftella, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
My weather and environmental beauty, along with eco-friendliness still increasningggg...
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm really sad to see you go Leafy, but I understand what you're saying. I hope you enjoy your real life and I really hope you don't forget us and you remember to check in every so often. ;)
Thank you for all the time you've spent with us, it's been great. We'll all miss you, but things can't stay the same forever.
So yeah. Once again, thank you, LeafyCranberry. Thank you, Fombialt Hown. Stay fun.
Koranz
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I just got 14 NOTICES saying I was mentioned in a dispatch that no longer exists.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
After several consideration and with no opposition from any member states, the NVTO Committee has decided to APPROVE your entry to the NVTO.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Denounced
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Also any of u Star Wars gamers out here?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Star wars squadrons was highly disappointing to me tbh
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Did u see new gameplay trailer for Jedi Survivor?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh yeah I loved fallen order so this us a big win for me tbh
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
POV: Casually bans religion as a concept, then unbans it.
Achlavania, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Achlavanian things you wouldn't get it
Satn, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Exactly how high is your recreational drug use?
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
You a fed?
The Carolean Imperium, Satn, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm your emotional support human
The fed doesn't hire emotional support humans
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hmmmmm, I dunno sounds like something the International Federal Police would say
Satn, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I'm unemployed
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That's what they all they say
Satn, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
My rejection letter states that "Harvard does not give out degrees for the 'Emotional Support Human Course'".
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Harvard!? Those hacks
The Carolean Imperium, Satn, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
And me! Fr I was Soooo hyped when the "What is your next move, Jedi" trailer came, and now THIS AND A RELEASE DATE?!
My hype is OFF the CHARTS!
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nice try fed boi
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I watch it, but I haven't played any of the games
May I hire you? For a friend.
/srs
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
First top 1% in the world in months! And this time it's something actually representative of my ideals!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Thank you very much! I hope you have lots of fun on this game thingy ma bob
Achlavania, The Carolean Imperium, Skelleftella, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
The Imperium announces... clones
With the passage of a recent resolution within the Parliament and within the Court of the King, the State has opened it's first cloning facilities, which intend to grow large.
While these clones will help with mundane tasks, they are also going to take genes of strong, and smart people and train the first Clone Armies within Valayria. While the officer corp will remain Human, the actual soldiers will be clones.
With our high scientific technology, and with our previous ventures into space being successful, we're also going to build the first "Venator" class destroyers as well as Individual Starships. The Individual Starships will be part of the Air Force while bigger ships will be part of the navy. Once the space fleets are big enough, they will be given their own branch of the military.
Long live the Grand Army of the Empire.
We're also, for the right price, open to clone humans for other countries, be it for military, industries or what you wish.
Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Magnificent... aren't they
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Like puppet states?
What about puppet states?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Forget it, i read it again, thought you were making puppet states.
LARP detected
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
WTH is a LARP?
That could be dangerous, as your intentions to use them as tools and, to a certain extent, non-sentient beings, could lead to huge revolts, as they are human.
Live Action Role Play
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Is anyone else getting pinged every half hour by some twit who thinks it's funny to ping hundreds, if not thousands, of random nations in dispatched and RMB posts?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Nah man im not
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh dw they won't revolt. They're grown and programmed with absolute obedience from the emperor. After all
Good soldiers follow orders.
Would you like some clones?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We also have given a standardized Clone Protocols from 1 to 150 in their programming. While these are classified for none but the high command, we're willing to give out 1.
Order 67: All clones are to stop doing everything and start dancing
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
If they are clones, they are people with a consciousness and feelings. They can't be programmed or grown.
And no, I don't want clones. But thanks for the offer :)
Maybe it's just delegates idk, I'm not getting it on alts
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well yes, but we actually have a classified way of programming the kind of clones we want. Alot of it is simply genetic modification even before the embryo starts growing but there is a way which we've added.
And well, it's fine. If u want clones for anything, even civilian use, we're happy to help.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I wonder what order 66 is
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well, we'll give that away too. It is meant to stop Clones from going crazy, for their safety, and to deal with rogues.
Lusgastan, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Good whatever-time-it-is-where-you-live, everyone! Just a quick reminder, if you have any puppets in Valaryia, please move them to Arberus .
Thank you!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Also, new poll?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
just a heads up the region link for Arberus I think may be busted.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Taek Da Pupets N' Plaice tem in Arberus.
Hoooold up gotta delete that poll rq to figure out how our rp map should work
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Whyyyyyy TnT
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We can hold the Icebreaker poll immediately after
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Custom, of course.
Achlavania, Koranz
i'd say real, but I won't object the will of the people
*Ironic, I know*
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
The silence of this RMB is disturbing me for some reason
The Carolean Imperium, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hopefully nobody is trying anything funny
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
OOGALA BOOGALA!
YOU ARE NOW SANTA!
Swedesttanossa
Hehehehhebebebebbebebbrhhehhehehe
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
BTW, nobody will submit more flags for Valaryia? The last flag was submitted my me only...
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yeah, I thought it would be more popular. I could submit one, but just checking: there would be a judge to value mine, right?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
There's enough judges for everyone to be able to make a submission
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
This is why I think it should be known to newcomers (or people wanting to join) that we have a discord, because if they think we're a dead region, they might not join or just leave
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Send link
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ill probably submit mine tomorrow (or later today depending on where you are in the world)
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Holy-
My average income just reached 201k!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Congratulations!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Jingle Belly Button- 0_0
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello cranberi how go life
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Miktorzia, Sams Space Empire, East Nounde Freion, can you please keep one nation (or even two) in Arberus, our puppet region? Thank you!
Also, icebreaker poll is now out! Please go vote!
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
What's an icebreaker?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Icebreaker question, like:
"What's one thing you regret learning?"
Look up icebreaker in the RMB if you wanna see all the ones I did
The Carolean Imperium, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Think about those nations who are just moving from one region to another everyday, just to say a "congrats for being featured". And their residency graphs, hehe no question. Here are some examples:-
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=a_featured_region/detail=trend/censusid=80
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=a_cardboard_box/detail=trend/censusid=80
And the most famous one, is of Featured Hopper. Seeing this graph will break down NationStates...
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=featured_hopper/detail=trend/censusid=80
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
WOAH
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
What about The Strange Man?
He's quite prominent.
Swedesttanossa
that my crush didnt like me back :pensive:
Other than that one thing... there's nothing I've ever regretted LEARNING. All knowledge is good knowledge
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
i agree,
Unless you're FORCED to learn something that won't help you in your life goals.
I'm Looking At YOU, School.
Koranz, Swedesttanossa
Nono I disagree there too, all knowledge is good knowledge.
Its never harmful to learn smth new.
The only time learning smth is bad is if it obstructs learning smth else which you WANT to learn, like for example taking subjects u dont want to take in accordance with your career
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Then yes, if ur school makes u take all 3 streams even though ur certain u wanna pick one, then its annoying af
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
What i'm saying is that i don't wanna do certain subjects, but nooooo, it's MIDDLE SCHOOL, you'll NEED it...
Like, why do i NEED to be taught literature, when:
1: I don't want to.
2: I don't like it.
and 3: I am planning to become a Computer Technician.
I see no point.
I believe Middle Schoolers should be able to chose what to learn (to an extent)!
Well middle school, the thing is they want u to know what every subject is like, cuz like ik many people who are never set with their careers choices, and change on interest, so having a grip on reality of what each subject is like helps alot
Say it if you will, a trial version
(And yes I despise literature too. I absolute F---- hate it who made literature ajojeojg (lost transmission))
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I believe at least 3rd grade Middle Schoolers should be able to chose if they want some of the classes.
I believe Algebra (Some parts atleast), Grammatic class, physics, extra language, that kind of stuff should be mandatory, but Drawing classes, Chemistry (to an extent), Literature (listed above), and Religious classes (If you have any), should be optional.
They should also start teaching the things you are REALLY going to need in your life, like Socializing with girls, how to be a good parent, how to resolve disputes, how to report any types of crime.
Hell, everyone's saying it and we've gotten tired of hearing it, but i must mention it. HOW TO PAY TAXES.
The 2-3 first reasons above can be paired with Sex Ed.
I might run for commissioner in Europe.
Now with that out of the way,
does anyone play Sven Co-Op?
Swedesttanossa
We don't have middle school and high school like the US, but, as I understand it, high school starts at 14.
If so, I think it wouldn't be a bad idea to let high schoolers choose between different types of teachings, while still having a couple of mandatory subjects for everyone.
Maybe a STEM path, a Languages path, a more handy path, etc.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ahem, excuse me, Junior High School.
How do you decide which is optional which isn't? Personal interest?
Isnt it better to teach all and when high school comes they can pick?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
What?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
fair, fair.
Middle school is also caller Junior Highschool.
Koranz
After a recent collision of a meteorite in a town near the national capital, we have speedened our working towards space supremacy. Today, we announce a fleet of 12 Venator-Class destroyers leave the atmosphere of the Earth and set up camp in space. Additionally, we have also sent 1 exploration craft to explore the deep space. These venators will not only provide national security, but also global security from any such meteors and meteorites if it becomes a hazard. If any of your nations were hurt by this strike, then you are free to collaborate with us to rebuild what's been lost.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Official Statement from Mrs. Balavarahanga EnGukaloveceseyan, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Concerns.
We're deeply concerned to hear about the collision of a meteorite in a town near the NCR of Karilytsin, during the Christmas season. While your government is setting up a camp in space, we would recommend you to partner up with the government of Sams Space Empire. On the other hand, we can send your government some foreign aid. At last, we'll partner up with you to refurbish the NCR.
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
An official statement from the President:
We are deeply disturbed by this terrible event that has struck our Carolean friends, and we offer our deepest condolences to everyone who lost loved ones in the collision.
This is a statement -- no, a promise -- to assist The Carolean Imperium with aid they may need in this desperate time, as well as offering temporary refuge to any willing to take the long trip between both nations.
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We thank the governments of Koranz and Swedesttanossa for aiding our nation in these trying times. We graciously accept the help you'll provide, and we are willing to locate the victims in refuge camps of the nations, for those willing to make the trips.
We are willing to collaborate with Sams Space Empire should they be willing to cooperate back.
Soon NCR will rise again, and the our friendship, and our nations, will be stronger than ever.
In a way, the meteorites did a good thing of reminding us the necessity of defending our space frontiers. We pledge to defend Earth from any sort of Extra Terrestrial threat, both inanimate as well as living, for whatever exists out there. The Venators will be the first line of defense with our large guns.
Never again will a resident of our planet be fearful of the dark, beautiful skies above.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We would like to express our aversion to military defense from possible extraterrestrial life. Should living, conscious beings from another celestial body ever make contact with our world, we would prefer to be amicable toward them.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey, did anyone notice me? I'm just here to stay and want to experience what it's like to be political? I can confirm the capacity of this region. I also wanted to join your guys' Discord Server because I am interested. All in all, I'm a dictator, and I really don't like social media. Thus, I censored all social media in my fictional nations.
Make a bit of a balance between my own nations. In the absence of stability and a corrupt government. As long as I didn't kill my own Cazivian People since I'd just solved all of this myself, that's the lore of my fictional country!
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello! Apologies for the late welcome, I don't always check for new members!
I'm Koranz, and welcome to Valaryia! I'll link you the discord server and, if you have any doubts or requests about the region or the game*, don't hesitate to ask.
*By what you said about "other nations", I gather you may not be new to NationStates but, still. :P
Valaryian Burvenchkaht, United Cazivia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.