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Region: Valaryia
Homie why are you now a Bri'ish Crown Colonie?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Look at the calendar mate
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ew no thou hath becometh Br*tish
Speaking of, I'm in London rn!!
Oh yeah
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I joined in on the April Fool's Fun!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
E
Koranz
WAAAAAAAAAGH
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
A kind of surprise announcement during jokes day
After some consideration, I will leave the region earlier tomorrow, aka 2 April
After I have experimented with regional governmental powers in my own region, that being Skelleftella I concluded I can exercise my power, well it's half of it actually but during urgent times, I will back. Now, I am not going to resign until 6 April but I am leaving at April 2nd, because some circumstances and considerations I made and after some times, yeah I will leave at April 2nd BUT I am going to come back if urgent emergency situation happened.
Point is
On 2nd April I am leaving, while on 6th of April, I am resigning, thus finishing my footnote in this region. (And also partly because I wanted to practice legal loophole in the Constitution, which never mentioned whether members of another region can be a councilor or not lol, and this is also a show of one's of the constitutional loophole in the Constitution)
My principle of this in nutshell:
"If I am leaving, then I am also leaving with atleast one bad legacy so I can be some sort of constroversial figure and I can rest comfort, knowing that some people will oppose me if some folks decided to persuade me to get into this region again and those who oppose me will try their best to not going to drag me in to this governmental position again"
P E R F E C T
(not a joke lol)
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Opposition bill 1.69
Constitutional Amendment (I am too lazy to follow legal procedures about affirm and declare, and I am not constitutionally bound to do so either). To be put to the floor immediately. Barring members of foreign regions to run for and hold office in the cabinet of Valaryia
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I thought this was logically established, but yes. If you do not have an active nation within the region, you cannot run for office.
Achlavania, The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Aight, April fools is over for me
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... What, you though i was going to change the flag?
If you leave by the 2nd your powers will not be assigned to your alt, any puppet account you have will be viewed as a unique member state the precedent for this is lusgastan who originally had a puppet account in Valaryia before assigning his main to the region with that action his main did not carry the same identity nor vote as his alt and the reverse will be true as well, there isn't a loop hole here as it goes without saying a non member state cannot hold office, and as for puppet nations like burv, it is up to the member body to decide their electoral status, there is no loop hole here what you have identified is an intentional hole made for interpretation.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Proposal Inquiry from the office of administrative founder
Is this proposal from the opposition referring to foreign states holding a puppet in the region or referring to states with no access to the region?
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I am not giving my powers to my alts???
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
You guys misenterpret it lmao
I am just saying that I am going to exercise my power from another region while waiting for election to happen so I can resign
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
There appears to be a misunderstanding, I wasn't saying you were going to, I was outlining that once you left your seat would immediately become vacant, this was more so meant for the rest of the region
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Regardless whether It's a constitutional loophole or not, I don't really care anyways
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Today's Icebreaker - How was your economy stat at the very start of your nation?
My answer - My economy was somewhat good...at 64.7.
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
57.33
Swedesttanossa
Oh well it's April 2nd
Hasa la vista!
for my last icebreaker answer as main nation here, It's 67.33
The Carolean Imperium, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Mid, 62.67.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
No I am simply stating that a nation-- puppet main whatever. Nation outside the region cannot hold office inside. If SKelle leaves then he doesn't have the "choice" to "resign" in a week's time. He immediately loses the job
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Waves hat
We'll take a cup of kindness yet... for Auld Lang Syne
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
11
I was socialist at the start.
Koranz
Well uh that already happened
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well uh yeah that already happened
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey! Hope everyone had a great weekend. :)
Ohhh, an daily icebreaker. Those were big in Wintreath for a time...then it got hard to think up new questions everyday, lol.
According to the trend page, 47/100, though I've never seriously used this nation to answer issues.
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
CHECK NATIONSTATES NEWS HOLY HELL
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Blimey
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Comrade works :troll:
But fr, am male
Achlavania, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
With the new map function coming out... I'm more and more excited for ours :D
Achlavania, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I can work with comrade.
Yep it's my top priority for the region and the first thing I'm finishing up when I get home
Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Now that's April 3rd time for the snap elections for Councilor of Regional Affairs, I ask everyone running their bid to announce so as soon as possible to avoid delay.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We are now holding snap elections!
Your candidates are The Carolean Imperium and Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Ok so I've pinned the dispatch.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I see there's an election going on...am I missing campaigns or something? Is that a thing here?
In the meantime, I voted for the underdog, lol.
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Haha yes the tie! We do campaigns for elections but because this was a snap election and very sudden we didn't really have time to
Wintermoot Iv, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Bravo Winter!
Wintermoot Iv, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey Thanks!
Wintermoot Iv
I see, I see. In that case, I guess that's my vote for the election. :D
So what happens if it stays a tie? Is there a runoff? Do they both get to share the position? :P
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I... Well, I'm not sure we've had a tie so far. Have we established protocol for this? I forget...
Wintermoot Iv, Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
We run a debate amongst the candidates a new campaign period and than a run off for the elections amongst the candidates who received most of the votes, If a tie persists a general vote will be cast to either recall the election entirely, or to allow the administration to select a candidate, how the administration does this is up to an internal vote.
Wintermoot Iv, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
So there wasn't enough time to do campaigns, but there's enough time to do a campaign period and a run-off election if the results are tied. :P
Unless there's a last minute vote, it looks more and more likely you'll be putting your protocol on ties into practice!
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
April Burvenchkaht Elections are under way, Vote Now*: https://strawpoll.com/polls/DwyoDPXLDnA
*But read this first:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=burvenchkaht/detail=factbook/id=1745368
Wintermoot Iv
Looks like SODEP will stay in power again
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Thankfully.
Swedesttanossa
Today's icebreaker : What conspiracy theory would you like to start and why?
My answer: That every Disney princess film is dedicated to and based on one of Walt Disney's long-lost daughters.
In a nutshell, he slept with several women and had a total of 17 daughters that he did not take care of. Something very weird, wacky and/or unexplainable happened to each of them, and that inspired each film in some way. And because there are currently 15 Disney princess films, that leaves 2 that are "predicted" by everyone who believes this theory.
"You guys watch, when the next movie comes out, it'll be just like I said it would be!!1!"
Wintermoot Iv, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That NationStates is actually a social experiment started by the UN to judge how people with little experience would run a country, and if there is something in natural human instincts that lead to a specific type of government. Some evidence would be that the UN didnÂ’t want their flag anywhere on the site in case it went wrong
Totally 100% true yep just donÂ’t ask any questions
The Carolean Imperium, Satn, Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I feel like that one could legitimately work, if it weren't for he fact that NationStates is pretty small. Like Among Us would make a better social experiment, because so many people have played it at some point.
Wintermoot Iv, Lusgastan, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Electoral Results of April 2023!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=burvenchkaht/detail=factbook/id=1839521
Wintermoot Iv
"There's this emperor, and he asks the shepherd's boy how many seconds in eternity. And the shepherd's boy says, 'There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. And every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain has been chiseled away, the first second in eternity will have passed.' You may think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird."
Wintermoot Iv, The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Sir this is a McDonalds
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
No this is a Wendy's
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
What?
No, this is Patrick!
Achlavania, The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
*wonders if there's a chemical leak causing this hopefully-temporary insanity*
:P
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yes.
I have killed and i will kill again.
Wintermoot Iv, Achlavania, The Carolean Imperium, Koranz
Is this an admission of guilt sir?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
I KNEW IT! burv I'm with the FBI your surrounded give it up!
The Carolean Imperium, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
*interpol
The Carolean Imperium, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
No...
A Warning...
The Carolean Imperium
you're*
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Alright sending the Spetsnaz
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hopefully this time they wont get stuck in an elevator lol.
Swadonland is ded again :P
The Carolean Imperium
typical...
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Woopsie
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Yes, mayonnaise is definitely an instrument!
https://youtu.be/A5jnftBQw2U
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Visit the Imperium
Before Imperium visit you.
Swadonland fell to our glorious Spetsnaz
Wintermoot Iv, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Aaaaaaand my last braincells are gone. Good job team!
Achlavania, Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey guys! Just an idea...has anyone considered doing a map of Valaryia?
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
well, Achlavania is making a map for the RP, but if you mean the new Regional Map thingy, then maybe.
Wintermoot Iv
achlavania is currently working on it! :)
Wintermoot Iv, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
New classification! It's been a while since that happened...
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Today's icebreaker: What's your best joke?
My answer: Ok, this is gonna be a long one.
[spoiler=hehe funni joek]
A man moves to a new house in the countryside, and the first night that he's there, he hears a strange noise coming from the monastery down the road. He thinks nothing of it, and tells himself it must just be the wind. The next night, he hears the same strange noise, but again dismisses his thoughts as nothing worth dwelling on. On the third night, he's a little annoyed and goes to the monastery to ask the monks what the noise is.
"We're very sorry, but we cannot tell you, as you are not a monk."
The man is disappointed, but goes back to his house. Over the next week, he continues hearing the noise every night, and it is driving him mad. He goes over to the monastery and says:
"Alright, if the only way to know what it is that's making that noise is by becoming a monk, how do I become a monk?" They tell him that he must live in the desert for 7 years to meditate and understand the meaning of life. The man is confused, but obliges.
Seven years later, he returns to the monastery and asks to learn what is making that bizarre noise.
"We're very sorry, but we cannot tell you, as you are still not a monk. Next, you must live on a remote island with a tribe for 7 years as one of their own."
Although irritated, the man goes to a remote island and lives with the natives for seven years, before returning to the monastery, this time practically begging to find the source of the noise.
"We're very sorry, but we still cannot tell you, as you are not yet a monk. Your final task is to answer our riddle: how is it possible to jump higher than a skyscraper?"
The man laughs and replies: "Easy! Skyscrapers can't jump!"
Smiling, the monk asks the man to follow him. The man, excited, follows the monk along many corridors in the monastery. They come to a door, which leads down a long, narrow hallway. At the end, there is a large boulder, which the monk rolls aside with ease. Next, they walk down the stairs and find a door with 14 locks on it. The monk opens it, and they enter a small room with a chest in it. The man is very excited. After all these years, finally he is going to find out what that noise was!
The monk pulls a key from his pocket, and opens the chest to reveal...
Well, I'd like to tell you, but you're not a monk.[/spoiler]
I'm sure a lot of you have heard it before, but it's a good one! :P
Lusgastan, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
The US department of Labor
Koranz, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Achlavania top o' the mornin' to ya, guv'na! :D
geddit cause you're the region's governor now
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Guvna
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Oh hey, there's a new nation here. Welcome to Valaryia, Atred! :D
In that case, I look forward to seeing it when it comes out. :D
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Latin Countries
Hello Atred, Industrial Wasteland, Latin Countries and Ludiastica, welcome to Valaryia!
I hope you enjoy your time here and enjoy playing NationStates!
If you have any questions about the region or the game, please don't hesitate to ask!
<3
Industrial Wasteland, Achlavania, Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Ludiastica, Latin Countries
Post self-deleted by Koranz.
Hello People. I hope you're okay.
Wintermoot Iv, Canadian North California, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello! Welcome to Valaryia! How are you today?
Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hi :3
Welcome to our small region!
Glad to have you here
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Father Knows Best state babyyyy.
Oh damn I hit 2 billion
Canadian North California, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Congrats!
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hey there. Let me be yet another person who welcomes you! :P
I think we're ok...but ok is such a subjective state. How are you doing?
Canadian North California, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Hello, I came here by recruiting telegram.
Is that okay or should i have asked someone for permision?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
That's perfectly ok! Welcome to Valaryia! How is your day?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Turran
I'm doing well, how about you?
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Quite well! Are you new to NationStates?
Also, we have a discord server for the region, in case you want to join! :)
Canadian North California, Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Turran, Ludiastica
Happy to have you! Welcome again:)
Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Turran
I am Indeed new to the game
Achlavania, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Well, feel free to ask anyone if you have questions. Or you could check the FAQ page.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
And Turran, don't forget to join the WA Assembly and endorse Achlavania! Also, we have got a Discord Server.
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Turran
Endorse me, actually. I am the Delegate :P
Swedesttanossa, Valaryian Burvenchkaht, Turran
And the Arberians are still Delegationless 😭
Swedesttanossa
Endorse Koranz he is our president and WA delegate
Koranz, Valaryian Burvenchkaht
Tbh Arberian mostly just means the active original-ish members of valaryia lmao
Valaryian Burvenchkaht
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