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Region: Vibonia
Hmm this conversation is very interesting
Indeed
Sh*tballs >:D
Then what is skibidi enough?
Rolidak
Me aka the rizzing rizzler from skidi land I destroyed the ohio fanum taxers
fanum taxation is theft
No its not, all my sla friends must give me some of their food. Its a part of the contract they signed.
Western Saharan Desert
That's socialism I'm calling the cops /s
this is not funny anymore, that's it, I'm telling god
What the hell did I join to?
The Ominous
Im actually not quite sure. On another note, I may not speak for a while as the cops are currently investigating my industrial practices for signs of socialism.
Welcome to hell!
God is skibidi, I rizzed him back in the town of gyatt in ohio while he still fanum taxed people mewing
Maurnindaia
Sorry, there's nothing I can do.
woah, the train to Vibonia finally arrived, well I gotta jump on or I'll have to wait a few more days to get back to The North Pacific!
napoleon ahh
*slowly climbs the ladder to heaven*
*Kicks you off ladder plunging you into the depths of hell*
you rat, you cheater, I'm telling god *starts climbing two ladders to heaven at once*
No please, hell shove me in a toilet!
Hello
Saturn Military Administration
Hello!
I'm glad I ignored this.
you'll be sorry you did soon
:)
[sub]for legal purposes, this is a joke and not me threatening banjection[/sub]
Back to disappearing now. If anyone needs me, I'll be sewing.
that will be very skibidi
Unmet
An active Frontier regional message board. Lots of new nations post here, so the conversations are both confusing and inane.
Maurnindaia, Laf Of A Party
Confusing and inane is a weird way to say skibdi and ohio rizz
Bro stop, or youll infect us with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome. Its real look it up.
did you misspell mewing?
No, I'm a grandpa. I enjoy tea and sewing.
i see, enjoy your sewing!
that's my plan.
Youll all be skibidi ohio rizzlers who fanum tax people who have a mewing streak lower than ten thousand years, you will eat skibidi slicers while you watcb skibudi toilet epuside 107457
I was teaching dinosaurs mewing, shut
Unmet
We need to arrest and make anyone with skibidi toilet sydrome do sewing while drinking tea and reading the morning paper.
they'd die
Exactly as planned.
Tranquilizer-O7
for real, we need less iPad kids
Astoflo Land
Whats wrong with iPad?
Tranquilizer-O7
as in the kids who are constantly glued to their ipads and sing along to every line of skibidi toilet when they see a skibidi toilet vid
Get some skibidi Ohio rizz.
iPad kids unite
most gen A ass board in nationstates
man
I agree
How's it going, Vibonia?
Its going skibidily.
Laf Of A Party
I just put on my favorite record from 1915 and sew insignia on my collection of uniforms. Very therapeutic.
The Ominous
I'll go with the bold assumption that your day is going well xD
Glad to hear!
Maurnindaia
ooooooo that'll make them suffer before they die
I have plenty of uniforms, I won't run out easily.
amog us
Skibidi!
Laf Of A Party
i don't even know anymore
it's going but I don't know how
Laf Of A Party
you can do it eesti! just chug along
Goddamn Estonians.
Tranquilizer-O7
what's wrong with Estonians?
I'm Lithuanian. They're like that one weird neighbor for us.
Tranquilizer-O7
Im from Pennsylvania in the US and Ohio is our weird neighbor.
I have been to both American states, and both were quite unremarkable.
imagine, the baltic state attempting to be scandinavian
So many here like to believe we're Northern European, and the UN is reinforcing this solely for political purposes to distance ourselves from Russia as much as possible despite how illogical it is.
Tranquilizer-O7
literally kaliningrad just chilling on the Lithuanian border
I've lived in Russia before, for quite some time in fact. There's next to no difference between Russia and Lithuania other than language and politics.
Tranquilizer-O7
there's an even lesser difference belarus and ukraine
It's the same difference like in the Baltics. One side has the Swastika and the other the Hammer and Sickle.
Tranquilizer-O7
30 years on and the impact of the soviet union can still be felt?
Yeah we are pretty boring. Also our people complain about getting their feelings hurt instead of being grateful for what we have.
Naturally. In many areas, nothing has changed since the 1980s and 1990s. In Russia, it's largely the same, though they seem to have recovered from the 1990s very well.
Tranquilizer-O7
People should be grateful for their homes. I've travelled to over 25 countries before I turned 19, 4 continents, and none were as wonderful as my home.
yeah, i mean they bounced back from their recession
I grew up with many stories of how the 1990s were, and I've seen no better example of a country recovering from it than Russia.
Tranquilizer-O7
never heard of how the 1990s were since my parents always lived in the lower income places of asia
This is a friendly recommendation from me for you to join the discord! (https://discord.gg/hpAXHURJZA)
There are so many things you can do on the discord! Gain citizenship, become someone very important in the history of Vibonia, be an absolute goofball in the chat channels, whatever you can think up of!
What are you waiting for? Join now!
Maurnindaia, Laf Of A Party
If you haven't already, join the World Assembly and endorse President Maurnindaia, Vice President TITANUS GOJIRA II, and the Security Councillors The Vibing Platypus, Saturn Military Administration, and Tranquilizer-O7!
It really helps to boost the regional security here and will be super appreciated! Every endorsement counts! Thank you and have a good day!
Maurnindaia, Tranquilizer-O7
Let me tell you a story that I was told once by a taxi driver. It was Ekaterinburg in about the mid-1990s, and Ekaterinburg is an important industrial city in Russia. In this city, the two of the biggest gangs I remember were Uralmash and the Central Gang. Uralmash is named after an industrial plant of the same name and was hit by the transition to free market economy badly. I remember one story where an Uralmash hitman hid in the trunk of a rival gangster's car for several days, and shot him. When the rival gangster survived and was sent to the hospital and was put on life support, the Uralmash gang cut off the power to the entire hospital to kill a single man. Though these guys were pretty rough, they did team up with 'City without Drugs' and beat up/killed alot of druggies and drug dealers.
Maurnindaia, Tranquilizer-O7
very graphic lmao, but intriguing
also, quite ironic that you're so deadass and proper with your punctuaution
An Eastern European can still be very proper.
Tranquilizer-O7
lmao
usually on the internet we absolutely disregard punctuation and capitalisation to sound more casual
chatty today ain't we
Neptunian, Titanus Gojira Ii
I'm aware, I was just raised to always have correct punctuation and capitalization. As a result, I've been mistaken for being older than I really am.
Tranquilizer-O7
Quite. It's a very lovely chat.
Gotta agree with you, it is
GUYS WE HAVE HIT 100 PEOPLE IN THE DISCORDS SERVER!
Neptunian, Titanus Gojira Ii, Laf Of A Party
Epic
Definitely
Laf Of A Party
I guess good morning?
Tranquilizer-O7, Laf Of A Party
Free skibidi slicers for everyone?
skibidi toilet is mine lil bro
You criminal, how dare you not have good grammar on the funny country website!
Tranquilizer-O7
remember vibonians!
we are always watching :3
Neptunian, Laf Of A Party
The Mongolian basket weaving forum is only for respectable people with proper grammar, naturally.
Tranquilizer-O7, Ifade
[sup]🎵[/sup] Blue skies smiling at me, nothing but blue skies do I see. Bluebirds singing a song, nothing but bluebirds all day long.
Never saw the sun shining so bright, never saw things going so right! Noticing the days hurrying by, when you're in love, my, how they fly!
Blue days, all of them gone, nothing but blue skies from now on! [sup]🎵[/sup]
lil bro worships skibidi toilet
Oh, very nice
That is very ominous O.o
But the ":3" solved everything B)
Whats crackalackin
yo, cool flag and cool national animal
Not much.
How is the rmb doing today?
Neptunian, Laf Of A Party
Bad, The Rizzler stole all my skibidi slicers and rizzed lil bro so hard he fanum taxed his toilet!
Neptunian
Morning RMB
Laf Of A Party
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