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Well I'll see you all later, once the WA condemns me, but for now Cantele signing out.

SOPA and PIPA................aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*this response has been censored*

WE ARE THE 99%. OCCUPY THE INTERNETZ.

In other news: Following new legislation crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.

Post by The Leather Gloved Ss-Division Wiking suppressed by Warzone Codger.

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

SS-Division „Wiking“

The Greater German Reich

Hey Codger :) just stopping by. Also there is a certain amount of hilarious irony in your SOPA rmb post, and then the post above mine being surpressed. Food for thought ;)

You don't be causing any trouble or the wrath of the carp will fill your rivers!

20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tanou, history classes are mandatory for students.

7 hours ago: Tanou fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.

Education does pay off. And fast too. It took just 13 hours.

Our citizens are in the top ONE percent a' the world for stupidity. Well damn... ahh, who are we kiddin'? Not a single crap has been given this day.

Ahhh, another day, another Standardized Ration Voucher. The Modus Conglomerate continues to blaze a path of industry and commerce all through Kalakar. All is well, and it seems the Khaltes Rebellion is fading back into the woodworks for the meantime.

Bug in the game, the census still showing welfare but the badges are for stupidity... Must got the really stupid ones to do the charting today. :P

3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.

Civil rights rating dropped, apparently criminals have got 'rights'. Personally I think defending the right to bear arms and respecting the people's property rights should be more worthwhile. What greater freedom is there than the ability to defend how ever you want for all the things you own? The freedom to do anything, as long as you are able - That is absolute freedom. Absolute freedom comes with absolute responsibility.

That issue annoyed me as well. I was unaware that criminals had the right to walk into my house.

Post self-deleted by Crisisies.

I am leaving it is nothing aganist any of you I just must return with my former allies. Thank you for the hospitality

Do you own your possessions or do your possessions own you?

Post by The Stosstrupp Adolf Hitler suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Stosstrupp Adolf Hitler

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

Stoßtrupp Adolf Hitler

The Greater German Reich

I own all my possessions. You should pay for those things before you buy them. Shame on you if you don't!

If you don't buy you don't need to pay. You don't have to worry who/what is possessing what or who. And that is the first step to true enlightenment.

Following new legislation in Kalakar Modus, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, tourists flock from around the world to see Kalakar Modus's famed 'rainbow slums', tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

Come one, come all. The Modus Conglomerate offers a chance at riches. Sign an employee contract, buy shares, support commercial consumption, and please don't hesitate to improve your station within the Conglomerate by betraying acquaintances and selling them into bondage as Involuntary Conglomerate Employees.

You Modus people are horrible! The Serene Republic offers asylum to any Khaltes rebels. CSW may be a peaceful country, with no weapons, but we can still stand up for what's right! And don't even think about being so rough with the Serene Republic... sending attack helicopters and armored vehicles against pacifists will earn you a lot of new enemies.

... Right? Oh please, dear God, there are honorable nations who would defend The Most Serene Republic of Completely Stoned Weirdos from the retribution of a soulless corporate giant, right?

Y'need to really think things through before y'open yer mouth, pardner. What are you, high-... wait. Yea, dumb question. It ain't much, but we got good rifles, strong horses, and a few tank divisions to throw around. Y'got our support, good fer nothin' stoners.

We may not like ya, but it ain't right neighborly to let a buncha poor fellers get shot who can't defend themselves.

Only 4 days until Warzone Codger reaches 263 days, 5 days until he breaks the record. I'm reminding everyone who is a WA member, If you want to be involved in the Invasions when Codger breaks the record, please TG me. Thank you for your time.

Five dollars says O'reilly bought them with a credit card.

Happy Chinese New Year!

You *must* celebrate Chinese New Year >_>

Preferring for tithing me 'red packets' of money. It's a tradition :D

Are there economic incentives for celebrating Chinese New Year? Hmmm... I suppose having the slave-drones churn out cheaply made merchandise for the occasion would be satisfactory. Yesss... *rubs hands together*

How goes the Warfront?

*snaps open a Samuel Adams* Splendiferous, I think. Cheers to Warzone Airspace!

Two more days. The waiting is killing me.

I know.......................................................,

Last month I mentioned a peculiar situation where my attempts to introduce democracy by offering elections backfired spectacularly, not realising that my subjects were so devoted to me that political freedoms actually dropped as they self-flagellated themselves for the shame of being allowed to think! (See: http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=891403)

Since then, I realised that we needed a more gradual approach.

2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.

We shall nurture a political class slowly, by first inundating them with the values of liberty through spam phone calls...

Post self-deleted by Completely Stoned Weirdos.

The record is broken now.

Now I'm not quite sure what we do next? Obviously if someone has the time we'll recruit a giant army to take over all the Warzones under our control....

My congratulations Codger for breaking the record. If someone deserves the title Longest-serving Delegate it's you. Kudos :)

A little celebration is ok, yes? Did someone just said free beverages for all? :P

Congrats Codger! I remember when you were 135 days. That was a few days after I joined NS. So whose first?

Yes a little rest and celebration is good.

Bangners And Mash is the oldest, he was in Airspace before me. But it left the game at one stage then came back. For those who never ceased to exist, Arsiaty, Pluto Nash and Madramar are the longest., but all three after me.

Congrats Codger, Now we are free to take over all of the Warzones!!!

Post by Leather Collared Germany suppressed by Warzone Codger.

Leather Collared Germany

AAACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

SS-Obersturmführerin

Kommandostab Reichsführerin-SS

The Greater German Reich

Who wants to take over Warzone Sandbox?

Or does someone have another idea?

I have some plans, just need a bit of buffer before announcing them.

Also, how can you suggest invasion if you don't even have a WA? ;)

yay, record breaking is good

Yep.

The aim atm is to build a buffer before we decide to migrate. It is also a chance to cleanse the region to some of the inactives here, so we are down to the core of the really committed players. When we move I want it to be a completely new beginning, with all the fun of starting from scratch again.

Not planning to militarize Balder then? Missed opportunity IMHO

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned...drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.

NOTHING IS ALLOWED HERE!

miscelandia adopted the country's official language miscelandesa |Miscelândia touado a gualín Miscelandesa laciofi do Sípa!

text miscelandes |mosreque maforin que jeho á tedian mosire rasu á gualín Miscelandesa cêsvo rãote que larfa msicelandes soca áo riotracon cêsvo ramte dartues miscelandes

cemosdeagra á The Reign ainda jovem de Codger Warzone por tarceia a miscelandia moco tepar dá ãouni Dogaobri!! THANK YOU

Post by Amet suppressed by Warzone Codger.

Amet

SAS is always looking for new member from slow and dead army regions looking for :

W.A delgate

Head of Army

Head of Army recruitment

11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem.

Rampant crime is allowed I guess...

"Tanou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average."

Yay, I'm boring.

News from The Great Destruction:

The Great Destruction Military has grown to a record settinig size with forced enlistment and a much lowerage requirement for service. Civil rights are on the decline and political freedoms have long since been outlawed. How ever the people remain happy with their zelotous attachment to the High King, and the country's national religion. The purchases of Asian carp are on the rise as it has now become a cultural delicacy. His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction is still on hiatus due to illness and an all too heavy workload. Despite that the nation now has even more influence in the Warzon Airspace and has been upgraded to a "Truckler" credit status by the Regional Bank Of Warzone Airspace (RBWA). This is momentus news as status upgrades rarely happen in the turmoltulous environment of the Warzones. Perhaps this will harald a return of some of the power of state to the beauracracy. No one can tell at this point.

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

Completely Stoned Weirdos has a longer lifespan than me? How do those pot heads live so long???

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Here our political freedoms have been steadily rising, though showing there's no free lunch, civil rights have been reduced accordingly. The Czar Codger denies any involvement in all the clowns (literally) being 'elected' as a result of the fair free democratic elections that might of been the cause of this.

However some of the decisions passed by the 'people's house', such as forcing vegetarianism while outlawing the sell of vegetables are plainly bizarre. As was the decision to allow disputes to go unchecked and be settled through food fights, or the overwhelming force of cross bow bolts.

Now some neighbourhoods are so fed up with the chaos that they have effectively seceded and formed their own mini-governments through their strongholds. Others are turning to faith, with a rallying plea for the Czar Codger to call a 'holy crusade' and restore order to the land. So far the Czar has been silent, except stressing again that he did *not* put the clowns in that caused this mess and orchestrated this whole scenario to himself look like a hero...

We've banned cars, airplanes, cigarettes, alcohol... We live in treehouses, encourage holistic medicines, eat only organic vegetarian foods, eschew pesticides in our agriculture, and we're working on unhooking ourselves from the internet and dismantling our computers.

Basically... we're a capitalists' worst nightmare.

And we're ardent pacifists. We have no standing army, and we're scouring the land to dispose of our weapons. If someone is going to die, it wont be by gunshot. Guns are bad, m'kay?

Post self-deleted by Piratical Islanders.

No weapons? Then nothing shall stop our massive and cheaply-made Modus Advertising Blimps! Our scrolling digital text and fluttering banners shall blot out the sun!

Add bazookas and it becomes a plate sos

@Modus

Then we shall philosophize in the shade.

The Carp hereby declare the The Most Serene Republic of Completely Stoned Weirdos for the reason that their crops and rovers are fresh and clean, and that our species will thrive there.

We have begun invading your rivers and attacking land based food sources via our mutated razor sharp teeth and wings. We will not felt and we ask you surrender your rivers to us immediately and we will allow you points of access to the water.

Hail the Carp.

Post by Spiked Leather Helmeted Kronprinzessin suppressed by Warzone Codger.

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

Kronprinzessin Cecilie Auguste Marie Herzogin zu Mecklenburg

Dragoner-Regiment

The Greater German Reich

No ones going to hail the carp!

17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.

Last time we mentioned about the jokers running our nation had turned our political process into a farce with pies on our faces, and how as a result local communities have seceded into their own miniature fortresses. Now corporations have also joined in the effort, with several large companies forming 'mastheads' to look after members - for a price. They aren't just a place to work for any more, they are now your family. They protect you from the world's dangers, but you sell yourself to the system and one say that's the greater evil.

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(Will return to the Carp storyline next post - Thoughts on turning this region into a 'Human Supremacist' region?)

The Dictatorship of Khaltes formally declares war on The Wild West and Completely Stoned Weirdos. We are boxed in by the Modus Conglomerate, and we need breathing room. Negotiations have failed.

Post by Brightonburg Ad Puppet suppressed by Warzone Codger.

Brightonburg Ad Puppet

Like Hugh Hefnier on Viagra, " One Big Island " is on the rise!

Join today!

A OBI short ad (tm)

The "goal" at the moment is to reach 300 days, then we move to the next Warzone. Why 300? Since a 3 at the front looks a lot more impressive! 300+ days here also ensures we can take *two* Warzones without this record being endangered..

The Innumerable force of Asian Carp asks for an alliance with The Dictatorship of Khaltes. The Asian carp recognize they have declared war on a nation currently being targeted for colonization by the Asian Carp master race. The Most Serene Republic of Completely Stoned Weirdos is an atrocity and deserves invasion by all means. Our Carp will permanently acquire any lands gained in Stoned weirdoes.

Deal?

Also on a hilariously awesome note we need a 5 kilometre cannon, 0.4 kilometres wide across the barrel firing a 0.2 kilometre bullet propelled by a nuclear weapon in the kiloton range :P

A bit busy today. However

1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, all prisons have been eliminated.

We have no qualms unleashing the worst dregs of society to fight those...non humans! We'll sort the aftermath later. No matter how bad they are at least they are the same species as us. Better the devil you know.. we're all in this together!

How is everyone? Speak!

@Asian Carp

Khaltes intelligence analysts determine the armed forces of the Asian Carp to be insufficient to legitimately retain CSW lands in permanent bondage. You 'carp' folk may be colonizing the waters of the aforementioned Weirdos, but you shouldn't set your hopes too high.

We do not contest your colonization... but we do assert that officially involving yourselves in this war would be a waste of resources on your part. Let the Dictatorship of Khaltes hold dominion over CSW lands, and we shall allow you to flourish in the water, minimally impeded.

This war is only a means to an end; to acquire the resources and slave-vassals necessary to sustaining a long-term conflict against the Modus Conglomerate. However despicable the Serene Republic of Completely Stoned Weirdos may be, the Corporate Conglomerate of Kalakar Modus is infinitely more worthy of hate and wrath.

The Queendom has joined with The Wild West and Completely Stoned Weirdos to form the Allied Warzone Coalition. CSW's sovereign rights to life and liberty are being threatened, and they need all the help they can get against Khaltes and their large army.

Join the AWC, safeguard the civil rights of the innocent!

Post by Spam Land Administrator suppressed by Warzone Codger.

Spam Land Administrator

The Carp agree to your terms.

But will use resources available to destroy or consume all natural supplies encountered.

Recent incompetent attempts of assassins from INSERT NAME HERE to kill the Glorious Leader of El Sock has lead to a violent military response. Wherever INSERT NAME HERE is (also known, apparently, as Blackacre) we're bombing it!

Post by Leather Coated Germany suppressed by Warzone Codger.

Leather Coated Germany

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

Kriminalinspektorin

Geheime Staatspolizei

The Greater German Reich

Post self-deleted by Kalakar Modus.

Carp... why not side with us? The Conglomerate is all about expansion, consumption, and the complete desolation and enslavement of its foes. We produce unending stocks of weapons, products, and control vast surpluses of labor, human cattle...

Khaltes, CSW, The Wild West, and Syndomis do not care for your expansionist ways, and whether you know it or not, they deeply desire the preservation of their waters... once you began to colonize, they would turn on you. But, the Conglomerate has one advantage... 'our' waters that we currently occupy are too industrialized and even toxic to be of value to the Asian Carp.

Join us, and we will airdrop your Carp brethren into virgin waters across the region via the Conglomerate's indomitable wings of assault helicopters, allowing you to bypass dams, obstructions, and unforgiving currents to spread in places you would not normally have access to. We'd also hope to sweeten the deal by allowing you to buy a few shares of Modus stock in the company...

The Carp agree to your proposal entirely, as it has proven far more desirable than that of Khaltes. The Carp hereby denounce all connections with Khaltes and open negotiations with Kalakar Modus over the transport and improvement of our weaponized and increased intelligence Carp.

We however ask for one other thing, the access to labs to improve our carp strains even further, allowing the colonization of even more unthinkable waters of even more nations.

Is this last point agreed?

What is this Crap. I shall not be taken over by anyone! If you want to join the O'Reilly Faction so be it; if not, beware! My corporations are strong!

RL update. 2nd round of the interview. The financial firm I'm applying for is also right next to a theme park! Rollercoaster on your lunch break anyone?

(This also means I am -completely- clueless at the RP situation :P.)

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The state of Codgerande continues to be spilt into a patchwork of factions, with local governance dominated by resident corporations and/or affiliated lobby groups. The absence of the central government means we are unable to provide a unified response to regional events. Ambassadors wishing to enlist our support are advised to appeal to them directly - See http://www.nationstates.net/nation=warzone_codger/detail=government

Hey hey hey, dis looks like a fun place to set up shop. I think d'locals are desperately in need of PIZZA. Hot n' ready, of course.

Well... pizza? Ain't that nice. Anyways...

The Seagoing Horde of Piratical Islanders are the only scourge of the seas around here, Asian Carp. Avast, ye great wrigglin' sea-critters... we're comin' for ye with harpoons and AKs. We've got plenty o' patrol boats n' battleships, and nets a'plenty. So keep dem fish-eyes lookin' up at the surface... cuz we be fishin' for Carp! Bwahahahaaaa~!

Anyone think Codger can reach 300 days?

Of course he can u idiot!

Post self-deleted by Tyler Griffin.

*waves*

I thought it was about time I visited Codgers legendary Warzone.

good luck on reaching your goal.

If Kirk and Picard say so. It must be done.

As long as you aren't blasting us from high orbit ;)

Hey guys, I'm here to recruit people to my region and totally not here to see if Warzone Codger is cruel to recruiters.

So guys, come on over! We have a dental plan, and two people... when I'm there... it might just be one person though either way but we could be two!! Anyway it's def 2 nations. We have soda pop (which the evul capitalists use to drive dental costs up) and we put fluorine in the water (ha, take that capitalists), when they aren't being paid off (dang you capitalists!) which doesn't happen when the cops catch them (yay for the government!!).

So come on over!

PS: We're not a warzone either, so were paceful :) (pace of 6 steps per minute)

We are the best Warzone!

Post by The Leather Coated Gestapo suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Leather Coated Gestapo

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

Reichskriminaldirektorin

Geheime Staatspolizei

The Greater German Reich

Movement is impossible. All Warzones have been occupied. Barricade your defences. Stay alert but not alarmed.

The barbarians of The United Forces of Darkness have strangled the heart of WZ Africa.

The merciless mercenaries of One Big Island continue to loot WZ Asia.

The behemoth empire that is The South Pacific has been extending its tentacles to take WZ Sandbox and Australia.

Finally the treacherous Phantom Knights have enslaved WZ Europe under thier Tyranny.

Enemies surround our borders. Here our courage is tested. We shall, *always*, be the last ones standing...

Congrats, Codger, for breaking the Longest serving Delegate record. :)

Welcome back Ruzan, and Stuffed Taxidermists :)

Old allies are always at home here. As usual WA would be most appreciated. Threats all about...

It's a nice record to have.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc&ob=av2n

Khaltes, Kalakar modus, and all you dictators... suck it. Power to the people!

Hey, not a bad song there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwELajFteTo&feature=related

Can we repent in time?

I have voted AGAINST 'Condemn Lazarus'. The resolution wants to Condemn Lazarus because the members of Lazarus make it difficult for recruiters to recruit there. The same impudent recruiters that also rubbish Airspace everyday. Lazarus is actually more lenient than I am, he toys with when I'll just ban and suppress them...

To Condemn Lazarus is to Condemn Warzone Airspace and a vote for our own destruction. I urge you all to vote AGAINST.

Post self-deleted by Crisisies.

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