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Region: Warzone Airspace
Khalite itself is an example of fascism that does not include an archetypal attachment to political racism. Hate can be a powerful weapon, but when wielded in a manner that includes the disparagement of others for existing as an 'inferior race', it leaves quite a lot of room for also fostering ignorance of the strength of your enemy. That being said, racism in battle is a liability that can skew your perceptions and alter your decision-making along paths that could lead to unnecessary waste or emotional pursuits of genocide.
So, from a war-fighting perspective, Khalite finds the idea of propagandized racism to be more of a weakness than a strength. The motivational value of racism is much less than the value of realistic expectations.
...and this was in response to what? Or was this just for our info.
You mentioned ideology, and I also wanted to defuse a bit of the animosity directed towards Khalite due to our 'fascist' nature. Fascism is fascism, sure, but how each authoritarian single-party country directs its methodology can differ from the common conception of what a corrupt dictatorship is. We're far more pleasant, in general, than a lot of the genocidal and racist entities that give dictatorships their... unscrupulous image.
Ahhh
Tanou is ranked 2nd in Warzone Airspace for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
Finally it pays off to seal the doors to the unemployment office.
Karsteinia is ranked among the top 10% in the region for lowest employment, and has become number 4 in the region. Tanou had a good way to decrease employment, but Karsteinia employed (pun intended) the Ebenezer Scrooge method: "Let them starve and decrease the surplus population."
In other news Karsteinia's citizens will now get robot prosthetics, whether they lack limbs or not.
Hail the Pharaoh, for when we reach the canyon the strength of his robotic third arm turns us left.
The Karsteinia method of decreasing surplus population through starvation is a very interesting and promising approach. It will be introduced to the job market immediately to achieve the goal of becoming #1 in unemployment rates.
If success shows as expected it will eventually be adopted by Tanou High Command to decrease a surplus of soldiers. If a sudden and unexpected outbreak of peace occurs. Which is very unlikely though.
Ser Zekrae-Al-Tariou, Secretary to El Secretario, All-Beloved Leader of the Great Warcracy of Tanou, All-Wise Commander-in-Chief, All-Powerfull Protector of the Cities, All-Fanatic Devotee to the True-Faith
[nation=short]Completely Stoned Weirdos[/nation] is more cultured than We are??? ---Pshaw!!!
...and not by a small margin either, 61 -19 :'(
Just 27th Most Cultured, scoring exactly 0 on the S.W.P. Scale.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-5d4r_6Y8
WHAT!? Karsteinia weaves less baskets than the world average!? This is an outrage, solvable only through war!
It is fascinating how the WA influences the development of my nation.
"15 hours ago: Xi Daos ... was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists"."
Like I always thought. The WA is a bunch of liberals who impose their views on every humble dictator. Making it hard to rightfully oppress his people.
I feel like transfering my WA to a new nation that is completely neutral and see what government WA effects gives it.
Stupid as hell, and PROUD of it! Derp.
#1 for The Most Extreme in Warzone Airspace! Mwahaha!
Surprising, and only at 45 million citizens too
some very particular issue answering then.
Ya
When does the Narwhal Bacon?
Excuse me?
He asked a simple question, "When does the Narwhal Bacon?" Which, taken literally, I assume means, "After slaying a Narwhal, when is the most appropriate time after apportioning its flesh into various categories to begin the process of curing a sort of 'bacon' from its meat?"
You have one crazy imagination even though you might be right
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I tire of silliness.....and now for something completely different.
Anyways....As delegate of this region I hereby decree that no one else is allowed to "cease to exist". We have had a rash of ceasing to exist in these parts and I, My Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars declare ceasing to exist be an illegal practice. That is all.
His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Isn't the point of war to make sure enemy nations cease to exist? Or has Karsteinia been overdoing it again?
Stop killing off nations, just take colonies. It works out better for everyone in the long run.
There's a town in Italy where the mayor outlawed dying. Outlawing cte might be equally successful.
In other news: Tanou fell out of the world Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens after Stoopid Joe fell off a cliff. We will miss him and hold his memory dear.
Let his death be a warning to all of us that people can't fly. Even if they squint their eyes very hard. And flap their arms furiously.
That's a messed up. We will take ur advise Tanou
Warzone News
Zagerzot has been usurped. A long time friend to us and long time leader (315 days) of a friendly region to us, Warzone Asia, has been unseated. Come back soon.
If ther is anything Airspace can learn from this is that it reminds us that we have to be ever vigilant and that healthy consideration should be made in deciding to join the WA and endorse your Delegate, which for the time being We, [nation=short]The Great Destruction[/nation], hold.
^I approve this message. Join the WA and endorse our Delegate. Airspace needs you!
Just so you know one cent of every order of sweet-sour chicken dumplings will be donated to the Warzone-Asia-Relief-Fund to help the victims of the UDL usurpation of WZA.
I was out for one drink, came back, and I was in the RR!
Post by The Leather Gloved And Riding Booted Spy suppressed by Mayan Tulip.
How do you do?
I would like to inform you of the magnificence of The Greater German Reich. I cannot be too vociferous about it as I do not wish to alarm My employers at MI5. If they discover this recruitment activity, they may reduce My pay, which I require for My affluent and excentric lifestyle.
Post by Sickles suppressed by a moderator.
Hey, at least the Germans are playing along with the RP I set for them. It is a new month. I should change it up for a while. How about Nazi Carnival Barkers?
I like it
Like this!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EZTUYwjWBs
Like this yo like this...
Announcement:
[nation=short]Ruzan[/nation], Noooooooooooooooo! He has CTE. We will miss you.
...in other news...
Like this yo like this...
Nazi ad-spammers are now required to be a carnival barker. That means address us with the traditional "Come one, come all..." , "Step right up..." and etc. Describe what you want as if it were a freak show, attraction, carnival ride, or fun house and so on. You can be current like circe de solias or old school like barnum and baily's. Just make it interesting and fun. This is the only way we will tolerate you. Use you imagination.
P.S.-early carnivals were a seedy place with gypsies, gambling, and even sometimes a brothel so enjoy.
P.P.S.-Codger, I don't get it
A nazi freak show, hmm. *grabs popcorn and waits for show to begin*
Don't forget your Slurpies!
Khalite, despite its authoritarian style of governing, is not as depressing as one might think it is.
We are strictly neutral on LGBT rights, Pro-Environmentalist, and we support strong welfare, healthcare, education, public transportation, and social equality policies. Furthermore, we're not a dreary and lifeless realm of mindless Dictatorship like the common stereotype. We enjoy the presence of large baseball leagues, safe skate parks, rowing and swimming competitions, aerial glider programs in schools, chess tournaments, automobile racing circuits, and our official national sport we're so fond of; Flag Battle. Two teams of individuals numbering between four and eight are matched up against each other using mixed martial arts. Each member of the team carries four flags on their belt. The teams battle each other for supremacy by trying to remove the flags from their opponents' belts, and the winning team is the one with any flags remaining. Individuals who have all of their flags taken are 'out' until the end of the match. It's a full-contact sport played in any weather within specially made arenas that showcase various obstacles and platforms for the competitors to make use of.
The Waiting for The Custom Prefix Is Killing Me of Xi Daos Sweetsour Wa Deli And Bookstore is despite the name not related to the World Assembly. But in fact Wong Aunts Delicatessen and Bookstore.
It is the only Deli one can find on the little chinese island of Xi Dao just off the west coast of continental USA that also features a little bookstore. And run by three of Mr. Wong aunts, namely Li, Lo, and Lu, it is well attended if not packed with residents of the island as well tourists from abroad.
Famous for its homemade sweetsour chicken dumplings for just 1.99, other dishes such as sweetsour argentinian filet steaks or sweetsour new york cheese cake are favoured as well.
The Delis bookstore originally founded by the late fourth aunt of Mr. Wong, Lei, is now run by his oldest son Bo. The store offers a wide assortment of books. Such as [insert favourite book title here] or [insert different favourite book title here].
The Wong family is a well respected part of the community of the Xi Dao island. And is one of the original families who discoverd the island in the 13th century.
Tyrulia and Asian carp too.....:'(
It's the great summer cte. No worries. Yet.
How is this even possible. The recent World Assembly resolution "Resolving WA Trade Disputes" made my economy rating jump from 3 to 59. And reclassified the nation category from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy". What?
Greetings,I have not visited you fellows in a while,how goes things in the ol' WZ Airspace. :D
I've been booted from WE too many times...I'll park myself here. I'm a native of WE, non-WA. Hello to all.
Welcome then.
Ya
Congrats to your first 50 days of being delegate Great Destruction.
Thanks I didnt even notice untill just now
Kudos [nation=short+noflag]The Great Destruction[/nation]. What about some cake then? *puts cake on table and lights 50 candles* :)
Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party in Sickles!
News Update:
The The Great Destruction has once again had their regional influence upgraded. This time to "Eminence Grise". The World Alliance has once again seen the great works of Our Nation and publicly noted that We gain in power. For with more influence comes more power and more power gives more influence. For information on how to acheive more influence, have your national embassies study these documents stored here:
All about influence at http://www.nationstates.net/page=influence
A guide to influence in NationStates, including the ordering of national influence rankings at http://safalra.com/other/nationstates-influence/
Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early
On Behalf of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
A note to the nations in Airspace:
Sadly, The third most influential nation in the region, Phantom Gaurdians, ceased to exist recently. There is room for a nation, if it has the laurels, to step up and fill the void of leadership that has occured. Your nation does not have to be in the World Assembly to gain influence here but it helps gain it faster. Consider, if you have not already, joining the WA and becoming more active in the region. Beware though. Newcomers, looking to gain power swiftly are scrutinized very thoroughly by Our very own Ian, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Master Diplomat, The New "M", Fleming The Black Deacon.
Zhang, Dharma of the Four Books, Chancellor of Ming, Juzheng Master Statesman, Head of Foreign Affairs
On Behalf of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
P.S. I am 98% positive that Posting on your RMB frequently as increases your influence, (as a hidden factor).
"Tanou is ranked 36th in Warzone Airspace for Nicest Citizens, with -69 Smiles Per Hour."
Yes, this means only one thing. The Great Warcracy of Tanou has mastered the technology of creating anti-smiles. And as everyone knows if an anti-smile meets a smile both obliterate each other in one gigantic explosion.
The current rate of creating 69 anti-smiles per hour will enable us to create the first anti-smile bomb at the end of the week. After that we will try to speed the process up a notch.
We assure that we will use this advantage of technology only to our advantage. Letting the world know what a great nation we are one exploding happy country at a time.
Seress Melizzandre Tauhn, Minister of Very Serious Science
On behalf of El Secretario, All-Beloved Leader of the Great Warcracy of Tanou, All-Wise Commander-in-Chief, All-Powerfull Protector of the Cities, All-Devoted Devotee to the One-True-Faith
News from Khalite!
A poor decision by Commissar Zytzev to abolish the old tax code in the hopes of creating a newer and more efficient tax system has backfired most drastically. Experts said the effects would be chaotic, and Commissar Zytzev underestimated those effects. The economy, military, judiciary systems, and public services were all wiped away in an instant by a single bureaucratic pen-stroke. An emergency military draft and construction project occurred alongside foreign-aid efforts from Tsauruvia to put down a populist movement within the Fascist Dominion with great success. The Fascist Dominion shall turn this disaster into something good... I mean, this is the second time Commissar Zytzev has somehow destroyed our country, but hey, we'll bounce back. The Commissar may not always be right, but at the very least he'll try to fix his mistakes.
All hail Commissar Zytzev!!!
Welcome Newcomers.
Post self-deleted by The Great Destruction.
Welcome
My paranoia says such mass movements are suspicious...
Our recruiter, [nation=short]Masters of the Universe[/nation] is on a mission set be me to recuite more nations to replace the recent rash of ceasing to exist. Don't worry, I will warn you when uninvited nations suddenly swarm into Airspace.
That's random Codger
I like that my WA puppet is #10 in Most Extensive Civil Rights.
What? I just arrive here and not one minute later Johnslevania departs this fine region. I feel offended.
He is new to the game, he may be back
Surprisingly, Masters Of The Universe was able to get down to 0 political freedoms. ZERO as in none. Quite frankly I am proud.
The absolute top priority of Upper and Lower Karsteinia has always been combating the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Until today it was required by law to cover your graveyards in barbed-wired christmas lights that make a distinctive "wheeeooo" sound every five seconds, thus when the dead rose from their graves they would be easily identifiable and have a hard time sneaking up on you.
Today that ended when someone suggested Karsteinia just burn the dead.
It was also suggested that the dead should be turned into food. This was deemed a probably cause FOR the zombie apocalypse and the one who suggested it was immediately killed, burned and his restaurant chain blown up. The employees were allowed to live but are under six months of observation for any signs of undeath.
Thus the world was saved again. When everyone else says: "braaains", the Pharaoh says: "turn left at the canyon."
After an increase in tax revenues following the introduction of a orbital-weapons-platform-tax. The construction of an orbital weapons platform is now underway.
Living already in flying cities it is to be considered the next logical step to venture into space.
Ser Zekrae-Al-Tariou, Secretary to El Secretario
On behalf of El Secretario, All-Beloved Leader of the Great Warcracy of Tanou, All-Wise Commander-in-Chief, All-Powerfull Protector of the Cities, All-Devoted Devotee to the One-True-Faith
The economy of the one and only Eco-Cult Republic is stronger than ever at an unprecedented 70/100. This may not be overly impressive to many, but note that it is the strongest that the CSW economy has 'ever' been in its entire history.
This increase in free market principles is not self-serving, however. The Eco-Cult Republic has always been a bastion of health, compassion, and spiritual freedom. We seek to give more foreign aid to others who need it, to help fund education and social awareness in other countries, and to preach the uplifting sociological effects of harmony with nature. This goal would be easier if we reduced economic restrictions and promoted job-growth and certain aspects of capitalism.
We mean to harness the energies of the people in a positive fashion, to cast off our previous moral preconceptions about the evils of capitalism, and instead we seek to use capitalism to enrich the social fabric of our nation, Warzone Airspace, and the world.
We love you all!
Karsteinia loves you too, Eco-Cult.
Unless it was YOU who send Mr. Solo!
Yes, once again Karsteinia has discovered a spy, and once again his name is "Solo". Who sent him!? Was it you? Was it Xi Dao? I bet it was Tanou! I'll bomb you! I'll bomb you all!
Erhm, I mean, the Pharaoh will bomb you all. I am not the Pharaoh, I am the press secretary.
And actually the Pharaoh has not made any decision has to what shall happen with Mr. Solo. what do you think? Should Karsteinia invest more heavily in espionage and look in the collective underwear drawers of your nations?
Should we kill Mr. Solo? Or should we invest in a moon cannon? Does anyone know if the moon cannon works? I ask because apparently you all have spies in every section of my nation.
Erhm, the Pharaoh's nation.
When the press secretary tries to take over the country, the Pharaoh hopefully shows mercy and turns left at the canyon.
You could simply dispose of Mr. Solo, I believe. Spies are dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags, he wont be missed.
That is exactly what you would say if you were the one who sent him! You are so lucky Karsteinia does not have a moon cannon yet.
Hey, now you can't prove that. Keep calm and carry on. You caught the spy, didn't you? We just recommended that you get rid of the spy, that's what we would do. Khamporia doesn't have the means to endure a conflict so soon after rebelling against Khalite. People have little reason to spy on us, and we have little reason to spy on others.
Post by The Steel Helmeted Ss-Division Das Reich suppressed by The Great Destruction.
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
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Hello? Is this thing on? What is this complicated device? It's not a pyramid or a cactus at all, what is it? Mi-cro-phone?
Hi, it's the Pharaoh of Upper and Lower Karsteinia speaking. I seem to be experiencing a sudden shortage of live press secretaries (although I do have a surplus of dead ones) and in their absence I speak directly to you mindless, mortal masses and non-divine leaders of other non-divine nations.
Mr. Solo is dead.
And holy hell, Upper and Lower Karsteinia is number three in the region. That's a first. See that? I take the mi-cro-phone for the first time and already Karsteinia is doing better than ever. Either my mere presence has made the arbitrary scoring board realize the greatness of the nation, or the raw majesty of my presence has incinerated every other nation back to the dung ages. Regardless, it's a net boost to my ego, and I salute the rest of you for being so delightfully inferior... except the Eco Cult, which I loved yesterday, and is now envying with a seething jealous wrath. Considering other avenues for their incineration.
I don't have to turn left at the canyon, the canyon turns left at me!
Nice.
We believe that greed is more useful than intelligence. No matter how 'smart' people tend to be, they always have a price. Loyalty, integrity, honesty... all can be subverted eventually by the digital allure of gross wealth. And if that is not the case, a bullet to the head is often cheaper.
I assure the Pharaoh of the Great Nation of Upper and Lower Karsteinia that I would never alow it to have spies deployed in his fine nation.
El Secretario
On behalf of Himself, All-Beloved Leader of the Great Warcracy of Tanou, All-Wise Commander-in-Chief, All-Powerfull Protector of the Cities, All-Devoted Devotee to the One-True-Faith
Tanou News Service
Today Tanou celebrates the completion of the first orbital weapons platform of the Warcracy. The space station Alpha-Tao-One will be home to the Very-Large-Highly-Relativistic-Double-Quantum-Extra-Heavy-Ion-Cannon.
Scientists are still unsure what will happen if the cannon is fired. But as lead researcher Maer Zhu said: "There's only one way to find out".
The cannon will be tested tomorrow morning on an undisclosed country. That fortunately will not be missed by anyone on the map.
"I don't have to turn left at the canyon, the canyon turns left at me!" - Sounds like The Pharoh Thinks himself a regular Chuck Norris.
Dear Warzone Airspace Residents
To all WA Members:
There are still a few of you out there that has not seen fit to endorse [nation=short]The Great Destruction[/nation] as delegate. Weather this is front neglect or from averice is not Our Concern. Please be sure to endorse Us, as this strengthens our region and our voting power in the WA. We would rather not have to seek less diplomatic means to ensure a unanimous support of your duely elected delegate.
For Everyone:
On a lighter note, in education reform, We have made a storng stride forward. "The Great Destruction's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement" was the headline today in The Atomic Hareld, our cheif news source. Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early wrote the article himself stating that Our technological stance has never been better. As some weird coincidence, on the same day we were ranked in the top 10% for Airspaces smartest citizens at #4 out of 48. We continue to be proud of this acheivement but realize with sharp resolution that The Great Destruction has a long way to go since we still fell behind the oppressed and brainwashed peoples of Karsteinia, a commune of burnouts, and an army of robotic kamakazi teddy bears with the computing power of a wristwatch.
This has been a diplomatic Newsletter from:
Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black
On Behalf Of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
"The Great Destruction has a long way to go since we still fell behind the oppressed and brainwashed peoples of Karsteinia, a commune of burnouts, and an army of robotic kamakazi teddy bears with the computing power of a wristwatch." - Kenneth
Y'ask people to endorse you, and then you toss in some insults? We pirates are the dumbest in the region, but even we're smart enough t'know not to burn bridges when we're tryin' t'cross the river.
The point was not to insult but humor, and you have done well in keeping you citizens in the dark, especially with the competition in this region.
We're the roughest, toughest, meanest, cruelest, most disgustin', most back-stabbin' sea-fiends in the business, landlubber. Ain't no citizens here, uh-uh. We's all pirates. And the ones who ain't pirates get strung up and gutted for shark-bait.
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.
- Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi
Recent news showed a picture of the Pharaoh picking his nose. This is a falsification, what the Pharaoh was doing was going "na-na-na-na" at the Great Destruction for their outstanding-but-not-quite-as-outstanding-as-mine education system. The Pharaoh was not offended by Kenneth, son of Lars' remark; he was humored.
I'll say this much, I never suspected Mr. Solo of being a pirate spy. I guess that makes the Seagoing Horde the closest thing Karsteinia has to an ally, in that we do not even have to pretend not to aim our weapons at them.
I confess, if Karsteinia had a moon cannon it would be much easier to look innocent while ready to annihilate anyone in the rgion. Karsteinia unofficially envies Tanou's capacity for raining death from above. All Karsteinia has are "nuclear bombs", Tanou has "ion cannons". Even their weapons have cooler names than ours.
What would happen if a nuke meets an ion cannon? Will it result in a combined, even deadlier weapon?
Making weapons just creates fear. Fear creates hate. Hate creates enemies.
If you have no weapons, you wont have enemies, but there are always extremists and sadists out there who will target the weak, and the Eco-Cult Republic is vulnerable to such people. Honestly, no one has anything to gain by harming a loving, peaceful nation. Especially now, since the Eco-Cult Republic has become a more valuable trading partner.
The Great Devastation already occurred once, and it need not happen again. Give peace a chance!
The eco-cult is vulnerable? Karsteinia is a war-loving, slaving nation, and has everything to gain by invading and taking over your country, enslaving the nation, exploiting the national resources and taking all your toilet paper.
If only the Pharaoh WAS actually psychotic. As it is, he tries to balance what he thinks is fun, what is dramatically exciting and what is good for people - all human people, his own subjects and those of the region (Except Blackgate, which has been annihilated for crimes in Karsteinia in a 1:10,000,000 retaliation ratio). As it is... Karsteinia considers itself an ally of the Stoned Weirdos, and so long as they supply Karsteinia with a solid hemp market we will not invade, no matter how tempting their raisin mines are.
Karsteinia will never give peace a chance, but it will turn left at the canyon.
...hate leads to anger, anger leads to the dark side...
Tanou sets a good example though. Yes its about time some more people built orbital platforms. This is Airspace after all.
Attention All WA Members!!!
Please vote against the SC proposal: Liberate Hanseatic League
It is a bogus proposal. The region was closed down by a local. This is an obvious effort to fool us.
Chairman Zyll's long-fought campaign of decimation on the Eco-Cult Republic has recently come to an end. Enough of their people have been slaughtered, and the reason for their recent change in economic ideology is less noble than you might think.
Chairman Zyll offered mercy, in exchange for a reduction in CSW's anti-business and pro-socialist tendencies. CSW abdicated in our favor, we formed trade agreements, and most importantly we forced the Eco-Cult Republic to open their markets to foreign interests.
Tanou News Service
After testing the V.L.H.R.D.Q.E.H. Ion Cannon successfully on the nation of [redacted]. Causing major transformation of the local population into inanimate objects. Tanou High Command proposed to our All-Strategic Commander-in-Chief the construction of two more orbital weapon platforms.
The new space stations will be named Alpha-Tao-Two and Alpha-Tao-Three. Equally equipped with ion cannons as well with more conventional weapons such as nuclear missiles.
Any survivors will be rescued from the smoldering ruins of the test site. And will be welcomed into the Tanou Work Force.
Tanou Work Force: Building a Better Tanou of Tomorrow, Today.
RE: Recent Hostilities Between Airspace Nations
Noticing the recent rise in political tension among native nations and realizing that only alive customers are good customers. Wong Aunts Deli and Bookstore likes to offer a calming free five a clock earl grey tea to the leaders of Airspace nations to reduce aggressive feelings. A free sweetsour biscuit is included as well. No refills though.
With regards yours
Li Wong, Lo Wong, Lu Wu an Bo Wong
... Earl Grey Tea? That's supposed to make us feel better? Things are tense for a reason. The Modus Conglomerate came forward when Kalakar was most vulnerable, most needy... and ripped the land apart. Kalakar, our old homeland, was divided up piecemeal by a corporate monster, the people enslaved.
We Khaltes are the only rebels to have successfully resisted the Modus Conglomerate's extermination and enslavement of our now-lost culture. And in our absence, the Modus Conglomerate has stamped upon the sovereignty of another nation, the Eco-Cult Republic.
The malicious, corpulent, and avariciously horrifying engine of corporate evil that is the Modus Conglomerate shall fall. The unjust deaths of millions of our mourned compatriots shall not go unpunished. We fled when we were weak, and have returned with much strength.
Chairman Zyll's mutilated body will be paraded through the liberated streets of Kalakar once ultimate victory has been achieved.
Don't forget that ultimate victory asks for ultimate celebration. Wong Aunts Deli offers a one time only deal to organize a victory celebration the world has yet to see. Delicious food and beverages that will make your head spin of joy in no time. Exceeded only by a magnificent fireworks that will shout to the world that the once great Kalakar civilization is not only avenged but reborn.
With regards yours
Li Wong, Lo Wong and Lu Wu
Ahhhh... Commander Reichart of Khaltes. How far you've come from a rabble of disorganized insurgents. How far you've come!
It's too bad, though. You could have got back in line like the rest of them. You could have made it easy on yourself. So now you've come back for more, have you? You would cross blades with the likes of us once more? For glory, for country? What foolish notions. Kalakar belongs to the Modus Conglomerate. It has been bought, sold, and exploited to our liking.
You are a fool, Reichart. A brave fool, but a fool nonetheless. Chairman Zyll's mercenaries, saboteurs, death machines, and lobotomized slave soldiers shall grind your 'Communist Dictatorship' into Communist Debris. Your country was weak, and you have no excuse for allowing such a failure to befall your own people. They died because you could not adequately defend them.
It's a hard world out here, Reichart. People die. And... so shall you. Once we're done with you, Commander Reichart, we'll sell your organs on the black market and put your uniform up for bid online.
oh hey guys... just checking in on my friends in airspace. seriously guys. lets get a forum back up and get like a council of leaders to decide on a few topics. it looks pretty fun. i did it with one of my other regions.
@[nation=short]Greater Cullenia[/nation]: We discussed this once and you were the only one interested. I was the only other one to join the Forum and that was just to see how it took. It didn't.
I know that sounded harsh, it was not meant to be. Stick around though, we cherish your participation
@The Great Destruction
What do ya think of this feud between Kalakar Modus and Khaltes?
They are both very large military countries. I think TGD will stay out of the way for a moment and hope for a diplomatic solution.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.