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Region: Warzone Airspace
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Here's a quick mock-up of what a regional map could look like. The final thing would look nothing like this, but this would be a fairly simple setup that would scale quite easily to a global scale. There's a lot I can add or remove so feel free to make any suggestions.
Hey, TGD, please suppress this recruiting message
Wow recruitment really. That's insulting.
Ya but it always happened when Codger was Delegate
I have yet to send them the ground rules. I'll do it tomorrow...silly nazis. Sorry guys. Enjoying my holiday weekend.
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Hmm. Sorry, haven't been on lately. I'll try to show up more often.
Anywho, I was reading the older posts, about the regional map. It could be near imposssibe to make, with nations coming and going, and most of those, myself included, already have a map of our nation.
The beauty of the system is that it only takes a few seconds to remove or add a nation's name in the attributes for a land-claim. And if people have their own national maps, that wouldn't be a problem. If you provide me with a decent resolution image file, I can add the content to the regional map in about 15-20 minutes. The more content you and others can provide, the better the end-product.
Any other questions?
I can't fault you, if you want to be the one to manage it. Its just a map after all, if it falls behind reality so be it...all maps do.
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Post by The Leather Booted And Leather Belted Ss suppressed by The Great Destruction.
ACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfill Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
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SIEG HEIL!
SS-Hauptsturmführer
SS-Frundsberg-Division
No one wants you here you damn Germans!
He was just angry because the Nazis lost The United Kingdom Of Britain
Seems like they cant get it right
I know right
Well I just sent out the message.
Good. Immenent means close to finished right
im·mi·nent;[im-uh-nuhnt]
adjective
1. likely to occur at any moment; impending: Her death is imminent.
2. projecting or leaning forward; overhanging.
Why do you ask?
Our embassy said imminent
Inoffensive!? Democracy!? How did the great kingdom of Upper and Lower Karsteinia become an inoffensive centrist democracy? There are no voting booths! The Pharaoh is the all-powerful god king and he rules supreme.
To clean up this blemish on the great nation of Karsteinia the Pharaoh has taken several steps to return to his former title as patron of a "father knows best state". These innovations include, but are not limited to, war and the creation of genetically superior orphan super soldiers, raised in secret. Now it's just a matter of who to use this new and improved military on.
On thing is sure, when war is at the frontier we will not turn left at the canyon if at all practical.
Perhaps you should try a Psychotic Dictatorship. It has a powerful economy without all those pesky civil and political rights that you allow to exist, Pharaoh. I did, however, really appreaciate your advances in crime fighting. specifically this:
6 days ago: Following new legislation in [nation=short]Upper and Lower Karsteinia[/nation], the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
How do you come by this spectral police force, and would it be practicle for Us to implament in Our own nation?
His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Tameness Reed, Son of Lars
We like totally smelled pizza, and so...can we have some?
That popo is beast!!!!!! I want one!
To the Son of Lars, High King of the Greatly Destructive Heralds, the Pharaoh is tempted at the prospects of changing Karsteinia into a psychotic dictatorship. So far the Pharaoh has attempted to make his people safe and happy and allow them to do what they want with their own lives, whether they like it or not. However if there is just one more assassination attempt on his life, then the people of Upper and Lower Karsteinia will pay the price. They want a madman? They will get a madman! And the Pharaoh will slaughter a hundred million people for each bullet fired against his holy person. The Pharaoh is sick and tired of assassinations, even if he is immortal and has a high dodge score!
As for the secret, evil shadow police force, then implementation was as easy as it was effective, and the Pharaoh highly recommends that the Great Destruction starts its own shadow program immediately. The police force now no longer truly exists, but is instead everywhere, solving the crimes that the nation wants solved. If the Pharaoh wishes to go out and swipe people's silverware then no one will ever catch him now.
Wow
That's very annoying.
What is
Post by The Leather Gloved And Riding Booted Spy suppressed by Grizzleheim.
How do you do?
I would like to inform you of the magnificence of The Greater German Reich. I cannot be too vociferous about it as I do not wish to alarm My employers at MI5. If they discover this recruitment activity, they may reduce My pay, which I require for My affluent and excentric lifestyle.
Why is Upper and Lower Karsteinia so corrupt!? The Pharaoh, himself, is of course above any laws, but the rest of the ministers are basically beaten dogs. There is 100% transparency in the government! How can the beautiful Karsteinia be corrupt.
The Pharaoh issues a new command where he flips a coin and then either every politician in Karsteinia dies, or whoever made the corruption statistics dies. If it lands on its side, one in the Warzone Airspace is invaded.
This.^
Try to invade us, your nation will fall to the horridly mutated swarm of giant toothed flying evil gut wrenchingly awful Carp!
(That happen to taste AMAZING)
Agreed, Tyrullia
I love the Nazi rule. That was incredibly entertaining. He even mocked the fact that I capitalize the first letter in any pronoun referring to Myself or My nation. :b
Tanou is ranked 53rd in Warzone Airspace for Happiest Citizens, scoring 8 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.
I always thought dying for the glory of the nation on the battlefields makes my citizens happy. It seems I was wrong.
Haha, they don't like you Tanou
We are right down there with you.
We are in the middle
Has anyone used the new nation factbook feature yet?
Lord George Chapman reporting,
Today I spied on The Greater German Reich. It is a very strange place indeed, almost everyone was wearing a leather attire. What is with that region and leather? Haven't they heard of wool? Maybe, cotton? I actually did get around to asking some SS officer as to why everyone is obsessed with leather. He shot me a death glare, and I turned away in fright. They do seem sensitive about it.
By the King, if I have to go back there tomorrow, I am going to personally going to the King himself, and I will personally dump his cup of tea into the sewer.
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A new report from the offices of Human Services:
Upon reviewing the Nation Analysis for Unexpected Death Rates,(Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement. ) We were bemused to discover that [nation=short]The Great Destruction[/nation] scored really low (-27, the world average is -12.5)on the scale indicating a low rate of unexpected deaths. This appears contradictory to the pie chart concerning Our people that shows that only 39% live to die of old age. An interesting social mechanism was discovered when Our office attempted to explain this phenomenon. With the country's excellent health programs and low crime rates and safe environments, nearly no unexpected deaths occur. It appears that neither Our government nor Its people value life enough not to put Its people's lives at risk. In short, We fully expect you to die.
Adlin, Voice of the People, High chair of the office of Humanitarianism, Sinclair
On Behalf Of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Tameness Reed, Son of Lars
Ok........
The Kingdom of Upper and Lower Karsteinia is impressed with that trick to cheat the statistics without direct dishonesty. This technique has already been implemented, since Karsteinia has only 35% of its population living to old age (and with 20% disappearances the Pharaoh is well on his way to becoming a psychotic ruler) and true to form Karsteinia's unexpected death rate has dropped to an impressive -22. The Pharaoh considers holding mass executions every Tuesday just to make the deaths even more expected than those of the Great Destruction.
When death comes a-knocking, The Pharaoh turns a sharp left at the canyon and escapes with a speed of 8 knots.
Hey guys love for you all to check out my factbook on my country's history. Suggestions are welcome im not done so please be gentle lol.
It always amazes me when I get an issue about something like school uniforms or, as today, more nude beaches, when nudity is already compulsory. Inhabitants are weird.
About Tyrullia's factbook, I like that we get a detailed story about the start of the nation, but there are some minor spelling and grammar errors.
Also, does the Warzone Airspace has some overall story? Something about a great destruction. I never really wrote anything about the Pharaoh that suggested Karsteinia was affected by destruction or plague, but the Pharaoh is a less than reliable narrator.
Regardless, now I have to think up an origin story for Karsteinia as well.
Sir Gregory Blackwell reporting,
I recently spied on The Greater German Reich today. Let me tell you, I can now understand why the previous spy decided to get executed. By the King, all of the LEATHER[/I]! I think I even smell like leather now... it's disgusting! I'll need at least three cups of tea after this...
Another very interesting thing to report, is that I came across this lovely German woman while spying... by the King, I can't stop thinking about her! I'll have to go back tomorrow to see if I can find her...
The back story of Airspace, is that we have taken to the skies to escape and survive the Great Devastation. And this region's turmoil is what emerged...or so I recall. Your nation's personal history in the factbook can be anything at all, not specifically tied in with the region's FBE. Just be creative and if you want it all to come together so be it.
Any similarities between the nation, [nation=short]The Great Destruction[/nation], and the event, The Great Devastation, are purely coincidental!
That's kinda funny
It might be why I was recruited, i don't know. You would have to ask Codger.
Could be. If he did, Ill laugh
Oh hi I'm still around.
Kinda.
Well, long time no see.
O hai
hey guys! can someone tg me whats been going on? i have been playing roblox wayyyyyyyyyyyy to much.
Well, we got raided and then the SPA left and The Great Destruction became delegate after Codger stepped down which triggered the raid from the SPA. Yep that's about it
I have noticed the Airspace is rather famous throughout the world at the moment. Or at least fresh in the minds of other nation's peoples. I always thought the warzones low on most nation's lists. But I guess all of the excitement due to Codger's retirement and subsequent aftermath is to blame for that.
It was an exciting time to be around. And luckily it's over now.
Whenever I look at the rankings lately I'm #3 of something. Feels like I'm stuck there.
Check out the first installment of my nation's factbook. Only the overview is done but let me know what you think.
Like it
Do we all have to have factbooks now?
No, but people like to make them
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Post self-deleted by The Great Destruction.
Factbook installation number two: Come view the events that shaped The Great Destruction
Following new legislation in Teen-age Mutant Ninja Turtles, a nation-wide cull of Foot Soldiers is in effect.
he he he
Funny
Post self-deleted by Khalite Expeditionary Forces.
Khalite Expeditionary Forces has been sent from The Alliance Of Dictators's Delegate nation, Khalite. The Fascist Dominion desired an official voice and presence in this region, by the order of Commissar Zytzev. Greetings to you all.
Post by Kenu suppressed by Mayan Tulip.
Hello everybody, I'm a puppet of Altaggannah of the New Warsaw Pact. I was wondering if you guys wanted to attend our festival for the month which is a World Football (Soccer if your in America) Festival. I am struggling to get participants for it (I need 24 more). If you need more information refer to our forum under general-festivals. If you want to join telegram this nation or my main nation. Thank you in advance.
No.
You kicked my puppet from Warzone Europe, then you taunt us about your soccer match?
We don't need your foreign sports. We've got Codgerball
Hey, uh, Codger... these Khalite people rub me the wrong way. I know they're not threatening us, but... they just don't sit right with me. I mean, they're not Nazis or anything as bad as that, but... yeah. Khalite, why exactly are you here?
Post by The Leather Gloved And Riding Booted Spy suppressed by Mayan Tulip.
How do you do?
I would like to inform you of the magnificence of The Greater German Reich. I cannot be too vociferous about it as I do not wish to alarm My employers at MI5. If they discover this recruitment activity, they may reduce My pay, which I require for My affluent and excentric lifestyle.
Sorry Codger you just came into my region and said "now let me stay here". So it sort of rubbed me the wrong way. Also you don't need to move to WZEU or NWP to join just tell me and I'll add you to the list. So if anybody wants to join (as long as your not a WA nation) then come in.
Warzone is a popular place... we're looking into weapons research, simply put.
Ye
Welcome [nation=short+noflag]khalite expeditionary forces[/nation]. You are just dysfunctional enough to join our rag-tag band of misfits.
[nation=short+noflag]kenu[/nation], we love soccer, but our national sport is Calvinball. The rules are infinite and you get to change them when you have the ball, and even sometimes when you don't.
....also I am loving this Nazi ad rule, they are so much less annoying now.
We're testing further the cross-country capabilities of Kraesgar Heavy Tanks across Warzone Airspace's more desolate and ruined territories. Take care to steer clear, lest innocent people are crushed to death. Or don't, testing their body-squishing properties is a secondary priority.
Funny.
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Reddevia Ii has been quite silent the past month, and for good reason.
We are pleased to announce our first ever successful prototype armor, the HAZOP RMAA (HazardousOps Reinforced Military Assault Armour), the offspring of the successful Reddevian Project CESOG, and hopefully one of many more to come. To celebrate, we will be having a showcase July 1st to show you just what the armor can do. We will release more information soon, so stay tuned!
That's it! They were warned! They were told that one more assassination attempt on his holiness, the Pharaoh, god king of both Upper and Lower Karsteinia, and he would turn into a psychotic dictator, slaughtering millions to teach them the severe adverse effects of his death. If you think you have it bad as slaves under a somewhat benevolent ruler, well, that's just because you have no frame of reference. How about a few years as living as cattle under a sadistic madman, and maybe then you will appreciate how moderate civil rights without any political influence, is better than no rights whatsoever! The Pharaoh will sacrifice your first-borns, burn half the cities of the nation, tip over your cattle and all minor government officials will be put to better use as landfill.
... of course the assassination was done by a hostile, foreign nation, and not by any citizen of Karsteinia itself.
But that only means all those things the Pharaoh just degreed will be implemented in this other nation! From today Karsteinia is at war! Again! Again! Again!
In completely unrelated news, would the codename "Blackacre" be what any of your nations unofficially go by? Karsteinia wants to send them... cookies. Napalm sprinkled chocolate cookie.
I told you not to loosen those reins. Give your citizens an inch and they'll try to take your life.
O people of Blackacre will you ever learn.
I think the removal of my country's speed limits will stenghten our pizza delivery sector. 30 minutes or less, anywhere, garunteed!
Following new legislation in The Great Destruction, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Great Destruction with a very polite populace.
See [nation=short]Upper and Lower Karsteinia[/nation], this is how its done!! Subtley with big weapons!
<<< EMERGENCY BROADCAST >>>
"Greetings, Warzone Airspace. This is Commissar Zytzev. The Fascist Dominion fights a fierce battle in Vampricus, due a to a civil war in that nation that effects the Sovereignty Rights of Vampricus itself. There are two factions. The Loyalists under the Vamprican Emperor Rosavono the 14th, and the Rebels under King Olav. The Rebels are ostensibly winning due to the efforts of Euronion and their armed forces, fifty-seven million strong.
I support Emperor Rosavono the 14th, and the 3rd and 8th Armies of the Fascist Dominion are besieged alongside the Emperor's Elite Guard against a coalition of Rebel forces. The conflict is escalating quite fiercely, and Weapons of Mass Destruction are immanently going to be considered as a viable option for victory by many sides.
For the good of the Fascist Dominion, and Emperor Rosavono the 14th's regime, I beseech Warzone Airspace for aid of some kind. The Fascist Dominion's 3rd and 8th Armies are fighting to the last machine, to the last bomb, to the last bullet, to the last man, to the last drop of blood before we are defeated... but we aren't beneath asking for help. Who will aid Khalite, who will aid the Vamprican Emperor?"
<<< END BROADCAST >>>
Dear Commissar Zytzev,
we don't care if fascist die.
Sincerely yours
Joseph Marx, First Secretary of the Soviet of Defense of the Communist Utopia of Kaiden
Neither my peoples
I find Myself asking the question, "How does My country or My region profit from saving a few fascists from being over taken?"
His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Tameness Reed, Son of Lars
Tell me how the weapons programme works, Great Destruction. If orbital weaponry is feasible then Karsteinia should surely have it. No more of that silly moral ambiguity in the time it takes for the missiles to reach their target.
"Should I call them back?", "Is it a waste of good plutonium?", "Will genocide disturb a Pharaoh's sleep?"
With an orbital ion canon it's just, boom, instant destruction, no time to ponder the right move. The Pharaoh could spread destruction on a whim.
Yes... Karsteinia has a lot to learn from the Great Destruction. Karsteinia would like to co-fund the orbital weapons programme. It's either that or spend money sending spies.
*yawns*
If needed, I can post the link to the forum I made so we can REALLY talk about weapons.
Facists are idiots
@ [nation=short]upper and lower karsteinia[/nation]:
Sorry for the late reply, I have been over seeing this and other projects for the last couple of days but to answer your question in short, I can't answer those as they are state secret. Yes even the question about how well the High King sleeps. We are more than happy to provide TGD managed orbital weapons platforms for you, but for the time being We cannot help you develope your own. We would prefer to keep a monopoly on that for the moment.
Louis "Leo", Herald of Atomic Energy, Holy Minister of Science, Headmaster of the Royal Academy of Physics, Szilard
On Behalf Of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
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@Greater Cullenia
Says the one who can't spell 'fascist'.
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Now, now. No more flaming or flame bait you two. If you want to argue over idealogies you will have to bring realistic political arguments to bear.
Posting.
I know more about you saving and spending habits than you ever like to know...god I love my job
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.