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Region: Warzone Airspace

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Post by Leather Masked And Peaked Capped Germany suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Movizzle to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfizzle Our evizzle plans of expandizzling Our powizzle, conqvizzlering new lands and oppressizzling Our inferizzles! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominizzlate zhe Vorld togizzler as Our armizzles march acrizzle zhe face of zhe planizzlet, terrifizzling subjizzlegated peoplizzles vizh zhe unisoundizzle of Our goose-steppizzling spurrizzled patentizle leathizzler ridizzling boots.

Zhen you must harden your hardvood floors even more, The Great Destruction!

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Read this ad puppet

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Then join One Big Island ! NS' only active mercenary and military history library region!

Ah ah ah. If the Nazis can get the ad rules right, then OBI advertisers better as hell do it too.

This place still going strong?

Doesnt seem like it.

That know nothin' land lubber, thinkin' he knows stuff 'bout our region. Good riddance.

Take it easy matey!

Welcome back 5 star.

Month of October:

With the US presidential elections on the horizon, and US citizens beieng pelted by more and more ads, I thought it would be fun to force our ad-spammers to emulate them. So for the rest of the month if your ad looks like a presidential ad, acceptence speech, or something similar I will not supress it. Be clever, do your research. Also I wouldn't mind any humorous mudslinging campaigns against rival regions. Keep it professional though. Also if you make us read a long acceptance speech, it had better be good!

Have fun! ;)

Damn you scuba Steve!

Once again I am second to the Completely Stoned Weirdos! Isn't it funny though, how close our two nations are in many areas, when We are a completely opressive and corrupt government, and they are a freely open commune with democratic tendencies. It just shows that true ideals hold the smae for all man. i.e. clean environments, an intelligent and well taken care of population, freedom of speech...etc. We just have different ways of going about it.

Karsteinia is secretly jealous of the Eco-Cult, while also, secretly, respecting them. The Pharaoh will either invade or emulate them, soon enough.

Post by The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.

The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss

I am Standartenführerin Sigrid Karsch und I approve of zhis message.

Incompetent recruiters from Some Small Island attempted to lure you into zheir horrific region vizh a lazily formulated message, vhich did not even conform to zhe rule. Zheir chaotic vorld factbook entry furzher underscores zheir disdain for rules und order. The Greater German Reich stands for zhe rule of law und order.

See? They may be Nazis, but at least they're good sports about adspam rules! Good for you, Nazis! <3

Nazis do what they're being told. No need to <3 them.

Ha....hippies.

They'll hug their own demise, invite damnation into their homes, and dine with tragedy....and when it bites them in the ass it's karma.

I know it's been said over and over;

Make Love, not War!

We have many allies. Karma is on our side. Compassion and kindness will bring us prosperity. We, the people of CSW, are directly anathema to the behavior that was the cause of the event known as The Great Destruction.

Nothing is greater than the power of love. Not clubs, not pistols, not assault rifles, not tanks, not aircraft carriers, and not even nuclear missiles.

Friendship and cooperation will lead the way into the future of our Post Apocalyptic region.

*cough cough* *clears throat* *points to the WFE* That is The Great Devastation. Any relation to the background story of Airspace and My region's name is purely coincidental.

Hello. This is *grimace* the Pharaoh speaking *sneer*. I *strangles the air* have had another assassination attempt made against me. And... and... Aarrgh! And I have followed the Eco-Cult method of dealing with it, and NOT murdered all the firstborns of the nation or invaded another country. I even gave the people a tax break. Eco-Cult, if this turns out to inspire more people to try and kill me, then I will murder all the firstborn trees in Karsteinia.

The Pharaoh has turned left at the canyon, and is now driving in the direction of some completely stoned weirdos.

Arrrgh... we found us a region that brings joy to our hearts! Warzone Airspace been our home for a long time. Aye, a long time. But it's time fer us t'be movin' on! We're settin' the sails and makin' a course!

Yo ho ho, ye landlubbers! Yer resident pirate is castin' off and goin' on an adventure!

Goodbye and good luck. You are always welcome back.

I am also leaving. An ally needs my help in another region. I do not know when I will be back, but rest assured, I am leaving for a good cause.

Post by The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.

The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss

I am Standartenführerin Sigrid Karsch und I approve of zhis message.

Zhe recruiters of ozher regions are so incompetent und cowardly zhat zhey do not even dare to lodge recruitment messages here in fear of zhem being suppressed. Moving to zhem cannot possibly be a viable alternative for you. The Greater German Reich stands for competence, courage, as vell as zhe rule of law und order.

Post by Jeremy Hillary Boob Phd suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Jeremy Hillary Boob Phd

[region=Hippiedom], a chill leftist peace loving Hippy haven! For 60s music fans, Artists, Socialists, environmentalists, and stoners alike! Consider this an open invitation to make [region=Hippiedom] your new home or just stop in and hang out for a bit! :D

Under 40....sigh....

Hippies need to follow the ad rules too.

Come back soon Khaltes.

Well are we just the Nicest people in Warzone Airspace! Thank you, everybody for being so supportive, we love you all!

You're welcome Stoned Weirdos. Always nice to help a fellow Watzone Airspace-ian.

Long time no see my friends.

//Transmit Message:

Greetings, TechTown appreciates non-aggressive actions against it.

Material salvaging will commence in unclaimed land shortly.

Data trade is, as always, open.

/End Message.

Unclaimed land? My, we might have an active competitor for once. Let's see how quickly Modus survery teams can jump on this...

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

Now the hippies have better Walfare than the Our Psychotic-Father-Knows-Best-Dictatorship-(and slightly socialist) State???

This will not do!

Dear Citizens of [nation=short]The Great Destruction[/nation]: The State will take care of all of your needs, purchasing descisions, and retirement, and job placement.....because I don't trust you to do it....

Lovingly;

His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Again... the Pharaoh of Upper and Lower Karsteinia has NOT declared war on Maxtopia for arresting Karsteinian teenagers. Trade sanctions are being put in place, but no bombs or moon cannons have been launched. Because... *grimaces*... because the Pharaoh said it wouldn't be in the "stoned weirdo spirit".

I received this telegram today:

I am contacting you to tell you that you have been lied to. That we all have been lied too.

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man aka Topdop is a member of the Pacific and follower of The Supreme Bunnyness of Krulltopia, who he has nominated for a commendation.

I am contacting you because you have supported this commendation under false pretenses – under no fault of your own, for it is Topdop who has concocted one of the most blatantly disingenuous commendations in history.

Krulltopia does not do any work to maintain his security. He is an authoritarian and has an automated tool that takes care of regional security for him, no effort required. Krulltopia has not performed “spectacularly”, the Pacific is actually one of the weakest regions in the game since he has taken over, while it used to be one of the strongest.

He did not protect Balder. The United Defenders League intervened in Balder, Krulltopia simply forwarded them a telegram. Any mention of a Pacifican Army or related agencies is an outright lie, they do not exist.

This is a brief summary of the lies in this resolution. A much longer dissection of this shameful commendation can be found here: viewtopic.php?p=11228106#p11228106

I urge you to please not be fooled by [nation]Topdop, and to educate yourself on the facts. Krulltopia is one of the worst delegates in the game for a variety of reasons, and this commendation by one of his political stooges is an outright lie.

I ask you to please withdraw your support for this commendation, and thank you for your time and continued efforts within your own region. I would ask you forward this telegram to your constituents if you decide how to vote in the WA based on their votes.

page=UN_proposal/council=2

can anyone shed any light on the validity of these claims?

Krulltopia is awesome. I've learnt a lot from him on how to run an effective region.

Those praising the virtues of democracy don't see it's more important to get things done

He did put an end to ad-spam though. *looks at Great Destruction*

By starting a strong policy of suppressing it that was an example to other regions too.

On the other hand I don't like bunnies.

//Transmit Message:

Unclaimed and disputed lands are continued to be scavenged by Drones---

TechTown notes an unusual proportion has already been harvested, due to previous communiques TechTown believes this to have been a result of [nation=short]Kalakar Modus[/nation]---

In an effort to obtain needed resources to maintain the Skycraft, TechTown will be deploying additional Drones---

TechTown would like to remind other Nations not to attack Drones, as this will activate certain self-defense protocols. Requesting them to depart is the accepted method, using one of the primary communication methods---

/End Message

///Additional:

Low ranking on Regional Information Technology Sector is a shortcoming we are seeking to address---

We assure our customers in the interim that our quality, if not quantity, remains high in cybernetic and virtual areas---

/End Additional

Ha ha

Yes Tanou, I permit some ad-spam to get through but at least I make the authors make it interesting for us. Those ads are gonna be there anyways. Now they are funny......sometimes

Post by The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.

The Fur Collared And Leather Clad Ss

I am Standartenführerin Sigrid Karsch und I approve of zhis message.

Incompetent recruiters from a socialist region filled vizh degenerate art attempted to lure you into zheir horrific region vizh a lazily formulated message, vhich did not even conform to zhe rule. Zheir chaotic vorld factbook entry furzher underscores zheir disdain for rules und order. The Greater German Reich stands for zhe rule of law und order.

A BB ad classic from 5 years ago..

Join One Big Island ! or be infested by PLAGUE RATS !!!!!

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You know, it's often bothered me. The phrase "I approve this message".

It's YOUR message, of course you approve of it. That's assumed to be your default position.

Except that other organisations could mudsling in your name and say things that could negatively effect your campaign or put words in your mouth that you don't agree with. It's a way to say who is actually speaking.

"All ze jobs are VHERE?! Zose Bigtopians and zeir business friends need to remember vhich is ze better country! Never mind zat ze businesses at fault are based out of Upper and Lower Karsteinia. Let’s blow zose Bigtopians off ze map! Double ze military's size, and ve von’t have to vorry about zem anymore. Trade vill take a hit, but isn't ZE POWER vorth it? Hahaha… HAHAHAHA!"

- General Von Gugelheimer, military advisor. Apparently the Nazi ad spammer are working to take down my government from within. The Pharaoh quickly suppressed von Gugelheimer for not talking like in a political campaign. He was also executed.

...then at the canyon you goose-steeped left?

News Update:

The Great Destruction has once again had their regional influence upgraded. This time to "Power Broker". The World Alliance has once again seen the great works of Our Nation and publicly noted that We gain in power. For with more influence comes more power and more power gives more influence. For information on how to acheive more influence, have your national embassies study these documents stored here:

All about influence at http://www.nationstates.net/page=influence

A guide to influence in NationStates, including the ordering of national influence rankings at [url]http://safalra.com/other/nationstates-influence/[/url]

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

On Behalf of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

I'm sorry Tanou. I accidently suppress one of your posts using my cell phone trying to show a friend nationstates at a bar. I will did fix it when I get to a computer. :(

Sure, "accidentally". ;)

Following new legislation, the Great Leader of the Warcracy of Tanou ordered to dismiss all and any nation rating that does not feature the Warcracy among the top 10. Such ratings will be considered to be untrue and outright anti-Tanou-propaganda in the future.

Appropriated measures are to be deliberated with the Council.

Crisis averted. We are back.

Same here but different circumstances.

@Tanou

I ....think....I fixed it?

I also noticed that you are in the top ten for stupidest citizens. Great job, your people will be pleased. lol

I miss our pirate friend, the Islanders fellow. He was always at the the top of the Dumb list, and now that he's gone, I'm at the top of the Dumb list.

D:

Post self-deleted by Chastity Hitler.

Post by Chastity Hitler suppressed by Mayan Tulip.

Chastity Hitler

I am Obersturmführerin Chastity Hitler und I approve of zhis message.

Zhe recruiters of ozher regions are so incompetent und cowardly zhat zhey do not even dare to lodge recruitment messages here in fear of zhem being suppressed. Moving to zhem cannot possibly be a viable alternative for you. The Greater German Reich stands for competence, courage, as vell as zhe rule of law und order.

Ve vill make you pay for killing one of Our agents, Upper And Lower Karsteinia!

Ya, this has been one of the more boring ad-rules. I blae it on the lack of creativity on the part of the ad-spammers.

Insist upon rhyming couplets instead?

It'll force them to use their head!

Could be a lark, you never know;

So come on, give it a go!

We just did a Haiku month, Perhaps Bard's tounge is the way to go.

Nice. I like the rhyming idea.

Rhyming is always great!

Stop with all the debate!

I love adspam rules!

It weeds out the tools!

We are the most Pacifist in the region by a LANDSLIDE.

The second-most Pacifist nation is Colton Wellnitz at 108 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

CSW is 1,700

We're scoring -499 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale and we're proud of it. Damn right.

Anyone know why we dont have a WA world census report?

My Fellow Americans:

Today, I stand before you today as the next President of the United States. Now there are some very important issues, facing this nation today. But god dammit, the most important issue By Far, is the issue that you have not yet joined the ranks of the [region=NationStates Congratulations Bureau]! As your next President, I can assure you that it's simply, the right thing to do. And since election season in the Bureau has just begun, there stands a job for you as an official Bureau Representative, and as you all know, everyone wants jobs! Except for Mitt Romney! Unless I am him, given I don't know who won the election. That's right, I'm talking to YOU, Chris Matthews.

I am Obersturmführerin Chastity Hitler und I approve of zhis message.

Zhe recruiter who lodged zhe message above zhis one addresses only zhe people of zhe American continets, razher zhan zhe people of zhe vorld. Zhey do not even state vot zheir irrelevant region stands for. Moving to zhem cannot possibly be a viable alternative for you. The Greater German Reich stands for power, competence, courage, as vell as zhe rule of law und order.

Hello Aurspace.

I'm going to try and make this quick.

As you can see, I am never active. I've moved on. I'm doing other things. NS has taken a back seat(more like a trunk or bumper) to other games I like to play. I hope that everyone here does well IRL and that the region prospers.

Someday, there is a slight possibility I may return, but until then, good luck and goodbye.

Signed,

Emperor Cullenus IX Of The Conglomerate.

-309 pacifism. Well, we're better than Tanou, and we're really, really trying to be better! Karsteinia has adopted a policy of being more like the Stoned Weirdos. Karsteinia has not invaded, bombed or moon cannoned any foreign nation in over a month now. Watch out, CSW, in a few weeks our pacifism will be over 9000.

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Sorry.

The pirate region we went to sucked. So hard.

Welcome back Piratical Islanders. Farewell and good luck Greater Cullenia.

Also I have no idea about why the world census report was not there.

Lastly, all pacifists are weak lambs just waiting to be slautered. Remember we live in a warzone.

Yay, pirates. Karsteinia would give you a welcome-back present, but giving you stuff seems to ruin the whole point of being pirates. We can tell you, though, Karsteinia has recently downsized its navy so there's a lot of unprotected cruise ships out there in Karsteinian waters just waiting to be plundered.

The people wanted less military and more money? Well, we'll give them a threat! With a yo-ho-ho and a cutlass at your throat the Piratical Islanders will further whatever vague agenda the Pharaoh may or may not have!

also, hey, fourth in the region. This whole "emulating the stoned Weirdos is working". Sadly, now Karsteinia is in the top 5% of heaviest drug users. Maybe if we imported our drugs by freight ships the Pirates could take care of that problem, too.

Edit: Hey, Karsteinia is pacifist now, Great Destruction, and we've got the moon cannons to prove it!

Ya? Focus those telescopes to the left a little. We have moon cannons as well as orbital space plat forms.....damn....that was supposed to be a state secret.

This unit is beginning to wonder if investigating ways to fit the Skycraft for orbital travel should be a higher priority. The upper atmosphere isn't looking so safe right now. Perhaps also more energy shielding..

It's taken a while, but I've finally completed the first Modus Factbook.

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=kalakar_modus/detail=factbook/id=main

Enjoy.

Not bad. I would like to know more about your nation though....for that matter its time I finish my other factbook entries.

Post by The Leather Clad And Whipping Gestapo suppressed by Grizzleheim.

I am Obersturmführerin Angelika Reiter und I approve of zhis message.

Zhe recruiters of ozher regions are so incompetent und cowardly zhat zhey do not even dare to lodge recruitment messages here in fear of zhem being suppressed. Moving to zhem cannot possibly be a viable alternative for you. The Greater German Reich stands for competence, courage, as vell as zhe rule of law und order.

I'll let that last ad stand as I edited the ad rule a little late. This month of november use the Bard's voice. That means you are always rhyming to a fault unless you are using powerful illiteration, metaphore, or double entandre

The national flag of the Warcracy of Tanou now has 100% more ripple effect. Citizens are asked to rearrange their own flags accordingly to match the official flag ripples.

1 WA nation per player.

Please see the Ejected from the WA? Here's why document for the official ruling.

Ahhh, The Largest Manufacturing Sector in Warzone Airspace! Who else? Chairman Zyll is pleased by this, mmyessss.

Cancel my last post. I'M BACK BAYBAY

That's good to hear.

NS has been here for 10 years, wow.

Post by Leather Peaked Capped And Gloved Germany suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

10 years, wow indeed.

The GGR is terribad.

It was not the usual ad junkie so I think he didnt read the ad rules

I am returning to The Coalition of Governments for an extended stay there. Warzone Airspace shall always be on my mind, however.

Nations leaving a region does rattle my attempted immersion a little, I must say. One reason why I actually made this one physically fly. Easier to justify.

Actually, as my enemy, I know a little bit about Khaltes. Commander Reichart's nation is more nomadic than mine, since I'm always trying to root out and exterminate his citizens and tactical warfare assets. They often have to pack up and leave a spot once it has been compromised by Modus agents.

Their temproary exodus to a different region is very feasible.

Well thn I guess Khaltes will return. On the subject if that moon cannon thing, if you woul kindly direct your attending to just behind your cannons you might see that our cannons via the view of our massive space telescopes are clearing hyperspace routes thought the core of the NS galaxy.

Another nation is now becoming annexed. Every day, in every way, Karsteinia comes closer and closer to world domination.

And what nation might you be annexing at this time?

The Cullenians will defend any and all attempts at colonization.

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