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Region: Warzone Airspace

History

We for the most part support colonization. The fewer regional governments we have to subdue the better.

TechTown has a query: Does any Nation have knowledge as to the cause of, or wishes to claim to have caused, the wasteland currently 32 kilometers North from the Skycraft's location as of message transmission?

Radiation levels are extremely high, as well as certain hazardous chemicals and frequent bursts of flame. While of course hazardous to most, even while wearing protective clothing, and creating a good salvaging opportunity for TechTown's inorganic explorers; the Council is a little puzzled as to what or who could have caused such devastation.

Additional: Strangely mutated creatures were scanned briefly, but due to a lack of hostile intentions; our salvaging Drones did not pay much attention to the lifeforms.

YES! This hippie-sorta-crap policy works! For the first time in noted history Upper and Lower Karsteinia is #1 in the region - maybe forever! The Pharaoh stopped killing people left and right, and allowed those filthy Bigtopians to not die after they did something to miff him a little. And now, having followed in the footsteps of the Stoned Weirdos, we have surpassed them. We have surpassed them all! With the Warzone Airspace conquered, subdued, and forever bowing the Pharaoh, it is time to step it up a notch. It is time to conquer the true enemy, the eternal enemy of Karsteinia:

When Karsteinia is #1 the Pharaoh drives straight at the canyon!

Vearing a helmet spike

Ve vill launch an airstrike

Goose-stepping in leather

To impose Our power:

The Greater German Reich

8/10, although leather and power don't really rhyme. What about...

Goose-stepping in leather/Protected against all weather

To impose Our power/Our foes do cower:

The Greater German Reich!/Leave zis Region, take a hike!

...hehe..

Goose-stepping in leathers/Admittedly tight around the nethers.

The citizen of Upper and Lower Karsteinia is collectively holding their breath. The Pharaoh suffered a near-fatal canyon-related misfortune last night, and his future is unsure. Love of the Pharaoh, as well as the nukes set to go off in case of his death, is making Karsteinia a very mournful nation until he recovers.

Rhyming is not a requirement if you are creative enough. I think it was a good attempt. Feel free to make the ads longer but no more than three or four stanzas.

The Happiest Citizens in Warzone Airspace!

The results speak for themselves, people.

There was a great ahievement in Cullenia today, as the government officially announced it's discovery of a huge Plutoium deposit on a huge asteroid, which could possibly be headed for Earth. A response team has already stopped it and a Mining crew has created an atmosphere, and mining operations are underway. If anyone else wants a literally endless source of Plutonium, Please send us a telegram telling us why you want it and what you'll pay for the coordinates.

THE IMPERIAL MESSAGE CORPS

~The Finest Idiots We've Got~

"Damn you, stoned Weirdos!" The Pharaoh shouted, trying to shake an angry fist, but both his arms are broken from his deadly canyon-related ambush. He is out of mortal danger, and has returned to guiding the nation, despite tripping balls on morphine. as he stated "if the Stoned Weirdos can do it, so can I."

Once he heard about the Cullenian plutonium he decided he wanted it, so he can gain super-powers from the radiation, preferably a healing factor or something anger related. He is willing to pay quote ANYTHING! unquote. His non-drugged advisers have interpreted this meaning that he will exchange the newly annexed mini-nation, "Swanzibar", for enough plutonium to create nukes to turn a countryside into three-legged mutants.

In unrelated news, Karsteinia is asking the Eco-Cult for better drugs. Something that dulls pain and makes you fly in technicolor.

When Karsteinia runs straight at the canyon, the Pharaoh will from now on remember to turn us all left.

So Cullenia returns here however no so much other places?

Thanks but no thanks Cullenia. We have just developed sustainable fussion. We will however purchase any amount of heavy water, duterium or tritium waste from your fission plants that you are willing to part with.

That is if he gets back on.

Back on top baby! Largest public sector.

Vearing a helmet spike

Ve vill launch an airstrike

Goose-stepping in leather

Very tight around the nethers:

The Greater German Reich

I am going to pursue Khaltes. My enemy has been gone for too long.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Koth wuz here

11/30/12

Get wrecked.

Huh. A Warzone being used for its original purpose.

The only way this could be considered 'good' is that this will keep Codger's record up for longer.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Nobody's beating Codger's record under my watch :P

I was going to resign long before that but thanks for destroying the region. You goal wasn't any kind of honorable mission of historic preservation. It was simply to take the region a cause havok. Get wrecked yourself. Good job taking a defenseless region with 3 WA members. It a real accomplishment.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Thanks. I try my best.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Also, perhaps now the Warzones can exist as they were meant to: in a state of eternal chaos. Codger's reign was the exception that proved the rule.

Wow talk about a d*ck move, ejecting everyone here, crippling if not destroying the community that existed.

I'm pretty sure the riders have no souls.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Perhaps now Airspace can return to being what it was intended to be before this "community" built an apartment complex in a nuclear test area. You've brought it all upon yourselves.

– the hell? Your reasoning is faulty, Mayan. A community is whatever the people who reside there choose to call it. If nations choose to congregate here, that supersedes the previous identity this plot of dirt had. You saying, 'You brought it on yourselves' is like someone chiding a mother for grieving over her dead daughter. And, no. That is never acceptable.

TBH = 4chan's /b.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Aye, please call me Koth. I'm not sure what you're talking about with TBH (who had nothing to do with this), but the rest of your post is perplexing. You can't put a diaper on a nuclear warhead and be devastated when it eventually blows up, to counter your weird analogy.

Your analogy has no context within the overall conversation. Warzones were created as a place for nations to fight over – but the stated reason that something was created for does not restrain those who use it to change what the thing is used for. It's like taking a prison and converting it into a hospital.

And, my comparison to TBH still stands.

Post by The German Saluting Leather Gloved Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Vearing a helmet spike

Ve vill launch an airstrike

Goose-stepping in leather

Very tight around the nethers:

The Greater German Reich

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

You might be confusing TBH and TBR.

That could be it.

*(begins strafing run against invader forces)*

//Transmit Message

TechTown Skycraft has returned after fleeing from the political malestrom.

This Unit feels it must reiterate the Skycraft's position of neutrality in any military conflict.

This excludes self-preservation, or other forms of conflict.

That said, TechTown virtual trading and resource logistics operations are once again operational.

//End Message

///Additional:

Due to the recent upheaval in the regional powers; TechTown warns all nations that our Drones have been granted enhanced combat programming.

On an unrelated note; our escort Mining drones have had their mining lasers upgraded to allow for more intense bursts.

///End Additional

The Great Destruction mentioned he was thinking of resigning. Did he resign?

I don't think that raiding a warzone is a proper raid. But that's just me saying that raiding a warzone is no proper raid.

Anyway I brought some coffee from the RR, enjoy. It's not radiated though.

It would appear not just yet, just a rather bizarre and tiresome raid. Because of course a Warzone is a desirable target... Yeah, doesn't make much sense to me either.

Still, 'Destruction's back in the delegate chair and it shouldn't be long 'till our factbook entry and flag are back to normal.

All I got out of this entire charade is that if I were ever to take the Black Riders seriously as a Raiding Region, that moment has now passed.

Post by Mayan Tulip suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Mayan Tulip

Whatever you say. My work is done here. Perhaps one day you will learn that it is unwise to build your house on marshland.

Once upon a time... Or maybe twice there was an unearthly paradise called [region=Hippy Haven].

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind, You reach for something high but it's a mountain that you find. And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Join us brothers and sister we gather in [region=Hippy Haven], For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

You're just jealous, Mayan.

Don't tell me where I have to build my house. If I want to build it on marshland, marshland it is.

Jeez, just to days in the RR and I'm second fattest citizens here.

Saving the embassy list:

Embassies: Pacific Islands, Trav khar, Warzone Africa, One big Island, the South Pacific, The South, the West Pacific, Warzone Asia, the Rejected Realms, Lone Wolves United, The Genesis Corporation, Grand Central, Warzone Australia, Warzone Sandbox, Independent State Allied Forces, The Ascendancy, Dune, Aeon, RORMS, Democratic Social Union, The Dominion of Markarth, New Coalition of Nations, Grand Union, and World Alliance.

--

Also perhaps it's time to call it a day as an "entity", if The Great Destruction is resigning, and we aren't really motivated to build it up again. It's been a good run:

2 years 26 days ago: The Retired Observer of Warzone Codger elected WA Delegate (ending Bangners and mash's reign).

Since it originally started. Personally I'm working on other projects now (TG if you really want to know), since NS is a game and you should do things you enjoy.

That said, stick around, I hope you have all made some friends here and we could still chat and RP etc...just got to expect some turbulence. But that's how you be real "Warzone Codgers", someone so stubborn they help coming back. ;)

I was not intending to resign yet, just before i broke the record. But i am busy with work and masters projects so we can discuss it. I will only except know countries as nominees after last time if it comes to it.

The embassies are saved. The tags are replaced, i think, the flag is returned. My computer with the wfe backup was stolen last friday so i will handle that later. I will unsupress all posts soon.

I telegrammed you your old WFE, should you need it.

Post by The German Saluting Leather Gloved Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.

Vearing a helmet spike

Ve vill launch an airstrike

Goose-stepping in leather

Very tight around the nethers:

The Greater German Reich

Well done on the awkward visuals, Germans....yeash

And you need to fix it from November to December.

Message for ad-spammers:

Wright your ads to the tune of your favorite Christmas carol. Stick with the rhyming scheme that and the beat of the song. End stanzas at appropriate times and only once through the song and/or refrain please. Make it creative and entertaining and don't be affraid to add a little humor but keep it PC as best as possible.

If I can't sign it I will suppress it!

Here is an example:

(jingle bells refrain)

Airspace rules!

Airspace rules!

We've gone all the way;

From what was paradise;

To Devastation here today.

Airspace rules!

Airspace rules!

Here it's so much fun;

We have some turmoil;

That even kids have guns.

This song written by: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

It's nice that the region is back to normal ^^

Post by Brightonburg Ad Puppet suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Brightonburg Ad Puppet

The BB should get a waiver from the ad rules ;)

For the militart support given to this region,free of charge I might add! hehehe

Join:

~~~~~> One Big Island !

New members welcome,new and old nations welcome,former raiders,and defenders very welcome,fans of military history,very,very welcome.. we have beer kegs on tap!!

No one gets an ad waiver. The citizens of airspace made it quite clear to me that ALL ads shall entertain us. Even those of allies.

The BB should be exempt from the rule at least he drops some booze once in a while.

Nah, he can take 3 minutes to put down a Holliday limerick or two. Besides its fun.

Agreed! Booze!

Though, burbon is better.

I wanted to write a silly ditty to the tune of another as well.

I don't care if I have nothing to advertise. *ahem*..

Are ya ready all?

Aye, Aye TechTown!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE TECHTOWN!

Ooooh; who lives in a bunker under the wasteland?

WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE!

Dangerous and covered in toxic sand!

WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE!

If a liveless landscape is something you desire;

WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE

You just throw nukes 'till the world's a-fire!

WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE

Ready? WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE,

WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE! WAR-ZONE AIR-SPACE! WAR-ZONE AIR-SPAAAAAACE!!

Beepity boopity beep-ba-boop!

Not a Christmas carol but since you are a resident it stays up. In fact, it was such a good attempt I would have left it up anyways.

I'm two minds about the fake Warzones. On one hand, if nations choose to participate they become 'meat's true Warzones. As it is, nations don't participate and they remain empty.

Except for puppets maybe. >.>

The Warcracy is ranked 2nd for Most Corrupt Governments. Damn you incorruptible WA-Emissaries who won't accept bribes for a better rating, or in this case a worse.

In hindsight, it should have gone "who lives in a bunker over the wasteland?", considering it's about the Airspace. Ah well.

Pleased to announce however that TechTown is apparently the least corrupt Government in the Region. So you know our agreements will be held!

5th most corrupt?

Well if it gets things done...

Please accept the WZ Europe embassy request ^_^

Post by Mr Fields suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Mr Fields

Once upon a time... Or maybe twice there was an unearthly paradise called [region=Hippy Haven].

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind, You reach for something high but it's a mountain that you find. And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Join us brothers and sisters we gather in [region=Hippy Haven], For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

Post by Leather Coated And Belted Ss suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Leather Coated And Belted Ss

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! [B]MARSCH![/B]

Ve have an unstoppable Wehrmacht that conqvers new Regions daily, a off-site Forum and regional Newspaper, and a active and Superior community vaiting for [B]YOU![/B]

Join Us to exterminate zhe Bolshevik scum zhat’s destroying NationStates [B]TODAY![/B]

http://imgur.com/Q0I4I.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

[B]Vot are You waiting for?[/B]

Tanou News Service - Official Announcements

The Warcracy supports the embassy request of WZ Europe.

We're proud that the WA acknowledges our continuous effort in developing state of the art technology for mining air-minerals in the air by awarding us second place for largest mining sector.

Any and all assassins and/or passers-by who try to murder our beloved leader El Secretario will be shot on sight.

Tsk tsk ad-spammers. Someone sing a darn song. Anywho of course I'll accept Wz E's embassy request. It only went away when they were raided.

Ps was I most corrupt? Hmm hmm hmmwa ah ah

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Bar is open.

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/passes out pint glasses.

Great! Someone compose an Airspace drinking song.

Ummm... Why did I get ejected?

There was another raid, nothing personal. Welcome back.

Aight. I have just really started getting into graphic design, I'm going to start a thread in the forum for my designs, and I think It'd be really cool if I started making nations or regions recruitment ads. Brb.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=213772

Check that out, Airspace nations get everything first!

I'm out! Good luck, and keep repulsing those raids!

I missed a raid?! Nooo...

Anyway, it's good to be back.

Oh, not another raid! I'm talking in general. It's like telling someone to be on the lookout.

Welcome Helghan. Welcome back Cullenia, please feel free to to advertise. Xi Dao, you missed nothing of import to us anymore, we are back up and running.

Since I was bored... look at Warzone Africa, Warzone Europe and Warzone Asia. ;)

Go Airspace!

Viva Airspace! Huzzar, huzzar, huzzar! ;)

.

Tanou fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

Tanou News Service

After falling out of another regional ranking. Our beloved leader El Secretario ordered to fortify any and all walkways with handrails in the flying cities. Never ever shall Tanou fall out of anything again.

Also, falling out of anything again is now punishable by death. As are assassination attempts on the leader.

Post by Bundesverfassungsgericht suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Bundesverfassungsgericht

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

Someone needs to sing a damn carol

Post by Brightonburg Ad Puppet suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Brightonburg Ad Puppet

@@@@@ One Big Island @@@@@

> Open for new members,join if seek a home! <

@Codger: Thats freaking awesome.

Aah, the Pharaoh is home again. If he wasn't mortal enemies with His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars he'd hug him for creating... a home.

When the Pharaoh cries tears of gratitude he turns left at the canyon so no one can see.

*little sneer* - "Pharaoh" - *just like how Jerry Seinfeld addresses Newman*

*floats in on a cloud of psychedelic good vibes*

I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, but it's good to be back... whoa.

Compose a drinking song?

Very well.

/run re-write_established_song.exe

Here's a story, a little bit gory,

A little bit happy, a little bit sad

Of Warzone Airspace and the world's annihilation

And how it drove us mad!

We'll drink a drink a drink

To the Airspace (Nations-all-a-linked!)

The saviour of the human race,

For we harboured human refuse,

All that's left of the human race!

Great Destruction, with gene overproduction!

Although of the WA

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now he's in charge of the fray!

Chorus

Stoned Weirdos, were once sober heroes,

They filed their tax reports for fun!

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now they're always high as the Sun!

Chorus

BB the visitor, used to be a teetotaller!

Preferring to take forty winks!

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

And now he's first to buy the drinks!

Chorus

TechTown Skycraft, the AI liferaft,

Would never crack a smile no matter what,

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now they laugh at gifs of butts!

Chorus

Warcracy Tanou, was afraid of even a cow!

He had the kindest men around

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now he explodes both lawyers and clowns!

Chorus

Karsteinia, once was whinier!

He would whinge even to the Creator!

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now the Pharaoh's a happy dictator!

Chorus

American Woman, a Devout Nation,

Used to be quite Godless!

And so they gave her to the Warzone Airspace

Now she's praising the moon Goddess!

Chorus

Xi Dao, used to get in rows,

Over religion and philosophy!

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

And now he's merely an anarchy!

Chorus

Warzone Codger, he turned to drink

He became unfortunately blind

And despite the medicinal treatment,

Sadly Codger; he resigned!

Chorus

He decided merely to observe,

And for that was relegate!

He took with him a unbeaten record:

Longest-serving Delegate!

Chorus

Crisisies, he's roaming the seas!

While an accurate name for the Nation,

They gave him to the Warzone Airspace

And now he's more nukes than he's carnations!

Chorus

Cullenia, was addicted to deer,

And nearly hunted them to extinction!

And so they gave him to the Warzone Airspace

Now he eats venison with distinction!

Chorus

Sung to the tune of "Lilly the Pink"

I'm sorry but liked that.

The Pharaoh laughed out loud when he read his verse like he had not done since protesters killed a minor government official with a well-aimed slice of Gouda. "It's true," he exclaimed, "I am!" and then ordered a hospital to be torn down and rebuilt nine feet from where it originally stood just to prove a point. Techtown has gotten a new ally until Christmas is over and the cheer wears out.

Post by Bundesverfassungsgericht suppressed by The Great Destruction.

Bundesverfassungsgericht

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

...I really should do more constructive things with my time.

One should never underestimate cows. They would do the same to us what we do to them, if they had the chance.

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.