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Region: Warzone Airspace
Xi Daos, do you mind if I quote you(this) in the thread for you?
No, I don't mind. Go ahead.
Post by The Riding Booted And Leather Gloved Ss suppressed by Grizzleheim.
Do you mean "Gehorchen dem Führer!"?
Oh, and Hello all! A pleasure to join.
Hello Airspace!
How have things been over here? I'll be popping in and out, hope you don't mind ;)
Pop in. Pop out. No worries Mcmastedonia.
Welcome Scithion.
Aaand Karsteinia is back in the top 10. It's good to be the Pharaoh. Which I am not. I'm the new press secretary. You can tell the difference from the last one by me being alive.
Something something canyon left-turn Pharaoh something whatever.
Ahhh, #3 for Most Income Equality. And Kalakar Modus is way down near the bottom... corporate sycophants.
Whoa, whoa whoa!!! I did not intend for my people to have income equality. Unless evereybody has no income. We strive for 100% tax rates. Perhaps having everybody sucking the government tit is causing this. In that case it's ok.
Chief Economist, Dr. Thomas, Reverend of the Classes, High Secretary of Finance, Robert the Malthusian, FRS
On Behalf Of: His Holiness, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Herald of The Great Destruction, Protector of the Sacred Word, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
"But what if he discovered the plans I've been assembling for the moon cannon project?!" asks Brigadier Mary Goethe
Yes... that is not so much due to yet another spy called Mr. Solo that you other regions know about Karsteinia's moon cannon project, so much as it is the only thing the Pharaoh has talked about for the last couple of weeks. Still, its a good excuse to pour more funds into even more lunar apocalypse projects!
Also, for the love of god, Outer Bigtopia, there are more than one agent nam out there. I know 007 has confused you with his changing faces, but it's supposed to be the same character. It doesn't work the same way when I keep executing one Mr. Solo after another. Hell! Karsteinia has diverted almost all of its anti-espionage funds into just tracking down and executing people called Solo, or, to be extra careful, any person whose name is connected with numbers.
It's not alright to just use the same words over and over again, unless those words are "Turn left at the canyon."
I volunteer to Photoshop a decent-quality regional map, with randomized coast edges and terrain. Telegram me a simple sketch and/or list of your requirements, like whether you are an island, what kind of continent you want to be on - and I'll gradually put the countries together on an artist's interpretation of Mid-21st century devastated Earth.
Ahhh. I missed my own centenial!
The #1 Most Armed in Warzone Airspace
Yer damn right we pirates got the most guns! Don't come a' knockin', cuz the pistol will start a' poppin'!
Clearly it is an unscientific poll, that lists each weapon as equal to any other. So you are ten times as armed ar Karsteinia for having 10 regular cannons and we only have 1 non-regular moon cannon.
When the wild pirate hordes brandishes ten million cutlasses, the Pharaoh turns left canyon.
... note to self, get moon cannon that shoots cutlasses.
Ahhhh... least corrupt government! Isn't it nice to know that the citizens of CSW have such kind, trustworthy, world-class leadership?
Post by Iloilo suppressed by Grizzleheim.
GREETINGS FROM [region=WORLD UNION]!
This region is inactive so we invite you to join us!
FROM THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF THE WORLD UNION!
Those were not a haikus, at all. You two fail to impress me as nations or human beings.
In other news, Karsteinia has quote abolished those archaic laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages /quote. Granted, Karsteinia has never had laws against that, and it has been legalize multiple times, but I suppose every now and then it's good to re-approve old laws.
I would advise all WA nations to vote AGAINST the SC proposal to Liberate Tokyo, should it come to a vote. The proposal is full of propaganda and blatant lies by the author, who claims to be a native after moving to the region within a month.
Starting tomorrow:
Ad-spam must be presented as though it was run through Snoop Dogg's Shizzolator.
For instance:
Sizzle ovizzle to Warzizzle Airspizzle. Enjizzle the benifizzle of foundizzless regizzles. Mizzle hizzle todizzle.
Try to keep them short. They are hard enough to translate.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
Dohohohoho~
Nazi ad-spammers must also praise the cultural impact of black artists in modern society.
Post self-deleted by The Dark.
Hi again.
There's a Sapient Rights proposition brewing; the idea is decent, but as effected, it would render havoc unto Scithion. We're proposing a modification to turn it into transitive personhood, which would be much better, but we're facing stubbornness that doesn't realize how destructive and ill-formed it is. If it comes to a vote, please reject it.
So the drafter of the current Sapient Rights proposition has made it clear they're going with a poorly written version - can people endorse me to submit a counterproposal?
Yes.
Other sapient rights need to be below human rights in my mind.
hey guys. sorry for inactivity. whats happening?
so, doe we have a place to post the map, or do i need to make a new one?
Make a new one. I'll inspect it and if it is decent I will post the link in the Regional Factbook.
The Kingdom of Upper and Lower Karstenia now has government-sponsored superheroes. Haha, moon-cannons AND the Dog-man. Just try to stop me now, former-ally Tanou!
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and The Pharaoh look down and whisper "Turn left at the canyon.
Post by Leather Ss Uniformed Germany suppressed by Grizzleheim.
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Wait, the Nazis aren't getting a special penalty this month? For shame.
You will regret bracking our alliance former-ally Karsteinia. We are third best at restoring furniture. Who will you turn to if your furniture needs to be restored? Who? Kalakar Modus or Madramar?
Maybe, but what if they turn you down? Me? I will just laugh and point at my new law that all dogs and dog-man must be kept on a leash. Mwahaha
Karsteinia does not care for furniture restoration, since the chief cause of broken furniture in Karsteinia is "being disappeared" by the government.
However, Tanou does weave more baskets than Karsteinia, who is notoriously poor at this time-honored practice.
Alright, Tanou, Karsteinia will ally with you again if you trade baskets with us in exchange for us not... cross... oh, my god, Tanou, the next time we fire our moon lasers we have to cross the beams! We have to! If it turns into a god-killing mega-weapon then we will be allies forever!
Yes the Nazis don't have any extra penalty because I couldn't think of one suitable to this already difficult theme that they have already failed miserably at. It has gotta be smooth you fascists!
PS- Karsteinia, While I applaud your attempt at making a sizable portion of your population dissappear, try turning some of that "dying of old age" stuff into Euthenasia.
Euthanasia? We call it Early Retirement of Substandard Employees.
I appreciate renewing the alliance Pharaoh but I don't think putting all eggs in one basket, eg. crossing ray-beams, is a good idea. It could bring destruction to the world and possible wake up the Old Ones.
Sincerly Ser Caou-Thae Hulhu, Minister of Myth and myth related Questions
On behalf of El Secretario, Leader of the Great Warcracy of Tanou, Commander-in-Chief and Protector of the Cities
Agreed. We Euthenise over a qurter of the polulation at all times. You see when the crystal in the center of your palm turns red its time to go to Carosel. If a citizen's tries to avoid his or her fate, we send the Sandmen after them.
We use a crystal that encapsulates a special chemical compound. The crystal is implanted upon birth and degrades over the period of 30 years. The chemical is released and causes a rejuvenation process, making it unnecessary to kill the person.
Thats cruel to trap someone in life. Let them die.
I see nothing cruel about it, eventually they die at the end of time.
Post by Leather Uniformed Ss-Officers suppressed by Grizzleheim.
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Oh my sweet Jesus, I LOLd so hard!!
Post by Deliciou suppressed by Grizzleheim.
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<~~~~~~~ Read flag.
Then go there : One Big Island
Ahhh, the lowest crime rate in the region! All it takes is a little discipline.
And oppression
Hey, you're not the one having to compete with a corporatist aggressor that's trying to systematically dismantle, enslave, and sell a country one piece at a time.
Vendetta, Modus! We're coming for you!
No, you're definitely right. In my case I am the oppressive corporatist aggressor.
No one would even think about calling me a oppressive corporatist aggressor. I'm loved by the nation. Worshipped by the people and reelected every two month with a stunning 110% of all votes.
Why do I keep getting richer!? The Pharaoh is giving people everything they ask, because Karsteinia has so much money that it can, and yet the national economy continues to increase up to Tanou levels. My concert halls are made of gold, for crying out loud, with diamond encrusted instruments! Our libraries have Jacuzzies (which can't be good for the books) and we build everything the public wants, just because we can!
Karsteinia should not really complain, but if this keeps up we'll have nowhere to put our loot than into the canyon as landfill. And then how will we know where to turn left!?
Y'know, it'd be a shame fer all dat loot to get dumped into a hole in the ground. Why not spread it around a bit? Us Pirates would be more than happy to lighten yer load of all that good n' shiny stuff...
Karsteinia would moon cannon the treasure into atomic dust before we let someone else get their non-Pharaoh hands on it!
I am a Pope-King, Thats about as Pharaoh as it gets. I'll hold onto your funds. ;)
Post by The Leather Gloved And Riding Booted Spy suppressed by Grizzleheim.
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
Commissar Zytzev greets Warzone Airspace. May our Fascist boots always be welcome in your wonderful region!
Uh...welcome? We tend to pick on some of the more grevious fascists, lol. Just don't run around goose stepping and I think we will be fine.
We are from the mother country of Khalite
And this puppet of ours has resided within Warzone Airspace for almost a month now, maybe two? Anyhow, we're just reminding people that we exist, pretty much. Simple as that.
Yes a while. So why the formality in introduction?
If there's one thing we of the Fascist Dominion are known for, it is protocol. We follow the letter of command from Khalite, and we represent our homeland with a polite and reserved demeanor.
Well bureaucracies suit me just fine. Protocol away.
The #1 Most Beautiful Environment in Warzone Airspace
It's only natural!
Ya and if you look at the analisys, you kicked our butts at it too. Majorly.
Advice from the Eco-Cult Republic;
A lot of nations think it is a waste to care for the homeless. We do not think that is true. Welfare can actually be a startlingly effective way to SAVE money in the long run. Homeless people get sick more often than other citizens, due to their lack of significant housing and healthy living conditions. Every year, emergency room visits made by homeless people drain valuable tax monies away from the healthcare systems of many nations.
We believe that if nations made the investment of providing housing for homeless individuals, the proportional rise in their basic sanitation and the reduction of stress would positively effect their health. Homeless populations would be less of a burden if governments gave them a helping hand. People who are grateful for being helped are more likely to do something positive with their lives, and giving the homeless a simple step-ladder towards improving their own lives can only benefit a nation's budget.
Give homes to the homeless, keep them off the streets, take stress off national healthcare and prison budgets, and you'll see that taking the time to provide basic dwellings for your nation's homeless is a wise and fiscally responsible choice to make, not just an altruistic and compassionate one.
Sometime we help those that help themselves. Far too often some individuals will take advantage of a system that wipes their ass for them. You have to be careful about who you help and to what extent, for it might be harming them in the mid term and devestating in the long term. It is much better to provide services that help that program homless citizens to take responsibility for their own lives and endeavor for something better. Some will say, we don't want that "something better". We want what we have and to that I say "Fine". Just don't expect us to take care of you. It is perhaps better to let those few fall by the wayside.
What I meant was simply if you gave the homeless free places to live, they would be healthier and in a better frame of mind to avoid criminal activity. They would contribute less to the cost of hospital emergency room visits, and they would be less likely to lean towards criminal behavior that might land them in prison where they would drain taxpayer money by incurring additional costs on the prison system.
Simply put, the cost of providing basic housing for the homeless would not outweigh the cost of their long term medical and legal costs due to their situation. Net savings on the national budget could be realistically achieved.
Post by The Leather Gloved And Riding Booted Spy suppressed by Grizzleheim.
Movizzle to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfizzle Our evizzle plans of expandizzling Our powizzle, conqvizzlering new lands and oppressizzling Our inferizzles! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominizzlate zhe Vorld togizzler as Our armizzles march acrizzle zhe face of zhe planizzlet, terrifizzling subjizzlegated peoplizzles vizh zhe unisoundizzle of Our goose-steppizzling spurrizzled patentizle leathizzler ridizzling boots.
Ve greet your fascist boots vizh Our spurred patent leather riding Nazi boots, Khalite Expeditionary Forces!
Vot have you against goose-stepping, The Great Destruction?
It ruins my nice hardwood floors.
WA members please help out with the vote in the WA SC to condemn Lazz!
Post by Lukas Is Are God suppressed by Grizzleheim.
One dictator cant do much but more can!
world domination?
People domination?
EVIL!?
join the [region=united dictators of DADP] become a true dictator
That did not have even the least bit of gangsta flavor, Lukas. Booo!
In Upper and Lower Karsteinia we follow a procedure close to the Stoned Weirdos'. In Karsteinia the policy is everyone has basic human rights, the foremost being the right to live. No matter your situation Upper and Lower Karsteinia will not allow you starve or freeze to death, but will provide you with a home, food, health-care, education and money to get by, while also actively finding jobs for you to do something with your life again. Upper and Lower Karsteinia and its heart and soul, The Pharaoh, protects all the lives within its borders!
... Unless you're a slave.
In Karsteinia you do not balance on the edge, but turn left at the canyon well in advanced.
One day I'll read all your posts so I can follow the stories here again. =S
Codgerande has run by a succession of stewards since their leader has basically been comatose and drifting in a dream world. (RL). He occasionally slips in and out of consciousness...and the whole direction of the nation is run by the cryptic one word sounds he makes during these moments. Like "Kitten", which was clearly a command for Cats to be revered as gods and to ban all other sacrilegious material...
Explaining 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten.
You wont see a man performing an armed robbery of a convenience store in Commander Reichart's country! No way. But hypothetically, if you do, he wont be a free man for very long.
#1 for Lowest Crime Rates in Warzone Airspace
Good news, Airspace. Thanks to a small request from yours truly, and some sympathetic tendencies from our friendly mod, The Most Glorious Hack, we now have a "Post-Apocalyptic" region tag. This more closely represents the rp story that the region uses and perhaps we can recruit more nations into the region.
Karsteinia should probably at some point get an actual history. preferably one to reflect the Airspace story.
Then again, all history books are probably propaganda for the Pharaoh.
The only history that is correct is the one written by the winner.
I like the new tag. If there is one post-apocalyptic region in all NS it's us.
Hail to Codger,just paying a visit to a fellow Warzone region ^^
Hi brighton burg
Hi, BB.
The #1 Largest Manufacturing Sector in Warzone Airspace
Yyyeesss...
Kalakar, you are #1 in a lot of things.
Chairman Zyll is pleased by this. Mmmyeesss... *The chairman fondles a huge wad of cash with both hands, gleefully tossing bills up into the air in a jovial manner, his eyes glittering with glee as the paper money flutters back down onto his extravagantly large desk.*
See, this is why it's a good thing Karsteinia does not have a democracy. For some insane reason we have a cannibalistic minority group! If Karsteinia had to pander to all of the masses then these loons would be eating the ears off BrightonBurgians and chipping the toenails of The Eco Cult to use for their pies. If any of you out there want some cannibals then by all means, come and take them away. It would save the Pharaoh a great deal of effort to not find some creative, and perhaps slightly ironic way, to kill them all. Perhaps legislate that it's only legal for cannibals to eat other cannibals, and they can only eat what they kill.
Why kill them when you can electronically monitor them with automated kill-turrets and force them to perform much needed labor tasks? A lower class citizen who doesn't keep himself busy with useful activities is a wasted resource, y'know!
And if they foul up, simply mow them down and mulch their flesh into 'soylent' products to be sold to consumer food distributors. Even in death, a citizen can contribute to national profit.
Perhaps you should eat them.
The Pharaoh did consider the option of having them killed and grow some soy beans of their corpses to feed to the other cannibals, but it just seemed non-sensical when all the cannibals had just been killed.
And as a working force, that's slave's work. Karsteinia does not ever enslave its own people, such would only cause unnecessary fear in the people. Besides, we already have so many slaves we don't know what to do with the people in invaded countries anymore.
And no turrets. Karsteinia does not have that much of a surveillance system. The Pharaoh considered it, saw where it would lead and wisely turned left at the canyon.
Sounds fun
Ahhh... worrying about human emotion just gets in the way of profit. Worrying about who shouldn't or should be enslaved is a pointless exercise in morality that clouds the true aim; total domination! Every citizen needs to be afraid. They need to know that if they slip up, their life essence can be put to the task of slavery for the wealth of the nation.
Electronic surveillance, death squads, automated turrets, electrified fences... the failures can expect a life of fear they have never known.
If a citizen works hard of his or her own initiative, they deserve success. If they resist the will of profit, then they are a liability to the Modus Conglomerate. Those who cannot conform or stay in line are then drafted into the Involuntary Employee program so that they may remain useful.
The Modus Conglomerate is an organization that exemplifies expansion, exploitation, and ruthless ambition. We are the tree that grows tallest, soaking up all the sunlight so that all the other plants beneath get none, so that they might shrivel and die while we flourish and grow. We are an engine of commerce, and the fuel of that engine is obedience, greed, and a willingness to liquidate and consume corporate assets that cease to be of any value.
...And this us why we are all on the last page of nations with happy citizens.
GENIE GENIE GENIE
Ready to raid
*Runs in pokes codger*
Hah and you thought you ran over me!
*Leave before Codger can take vengeance or kick me* :P
How does the damn Eco-Cult keep being named #1? It's almost as if the damn arbitrary ranking system is based on the well.being of the nation. Outrageous!
Eco-Cult tell us your secret to success so I don't have to waste money sending spies to find out.
I allow Completely Stoned Weirdos to win that category only because I want to maintain Our uranium mining business. ;P The world is a much better place with nuclear technology.
The secret is a complete dedication to having the least possible impact on the environment. We allow nature to run its course, and we strictly regulate what human beings may do in the natural world. We enforce harsh penalties for those who dump waste, we do not allow the massive overpopulation of livestock, we do not deplete forest regions of their timber, we have banned the hunting of animals for sport or meat, we only utilize the most ecologically friendly forms of modern transportation, we've banned ALL airplanes within our borders, and we do not dig into the Earth in the pursuit of mining enterprises, we recycle as many materials as possible, we do not burn fossil fuels to produce energy for the national power grid...
The list goes on and on. We have earned the right to be called The Most Eco-Friendly Government in Warzone Airspace... because we ARE the most Eco-Friendly government in this region, ideologically.
If there is a chance that a decision could have a negative impact on the environment, we find a different way of making that decision, even if the alternative is more expensive. You cannot put a price on achieving TRUE harmony with nature.
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