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We always stand strong. No region will take us. The time I have been here, no invaders have taken us. Stay strong Warzone Airspace, stay strong.

For anyone who's interested I manage a thread covering all the news from the Warzones. http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=162068

Warzone Airspace is one of the six Warzones. I personally group all of them as part of one "world"... with us as the last beacon of freedom not chained by foreign forces.

Post by The Leather Coated Gestapo suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Leather Coated Gestapo

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

Reichskriminaldirektorin

Geheime Staatspolizei

The Greater German Reich

To the delegates of Warzone Airspace:

We have also voted against the resolution to Condemn Lazarus. Unlike the previously proposed condemnation of The Royal Alliance, that was championed by us, The Great Destruction, these acts were not directed at those nations who wished to participate in the region. The actions of the recruiters are to undermine the region and steal potential members while crowding the regional message board with useless tripe. We support Lazzarus.

Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

In Other News

The Great Destruction has had their regional influence upgraded once again to "HandShaker". Although we have not been here as long as some, our great nation continues to rise to the top. We appreciate all of you that have supported us in our endevor towards a strong and powerful nation rich in culture and history. Cheers to all of you delegates who have endorsed our nations membership in the World Alliance.

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

Markarth: NUQNEH, NOOKH DAHKH OH' POOCHPAH EH'?

The above recruitment post *was* in Klingon so I'm leaving it.

However a search shows what he was saying was. "Markarth: Greetings, Where the restroom?"

If they wish to advertise their region as a dunny and a dump who am I to stop them?

Murt is here O_O

Suspects TNI raid :P

Ha, I only show up after the raid. Although I did suggest raiding here once, back when I first heard about Codger.

Ya and now you fear him.

Did you see me on "What's Up With That?"? Did you like me or did you love me?

I fear a GC raid more than a TNI raid. :P

TNI always has a 'reason' to do things, a grand fairytale behind every move. GC just raids haha. Murt is a honoured guest. Fear? It is fearful to be one of the last few sane people in a world of lunatics in this game..

The Great Destruction: Thank you for your support. I never understood why recruiters come here to shot down. Everyone that comes here is ridiculously loyal to the Warzone idea ( a mad mad scheme in all honesty! :P) and are too committed to move anywhere else. Congrats on your new influence ranking btw. :)

OReilly Factor: I flip a coin.

GC has no army left :P. I'm a Hawk now.

@Oreilly. You looked quite akward there.

However a search shows what he was saying was. "Markarth: Greetings, Where the restroom?"

If they wish to advertise their region as a dunny and a dump who am I to stop them?

Forgive me Codger, I did not know your sense of humour was lacking. :P It was a joke, I thank you.

Post by The Leather Gloved Wehrmachtssoldatin suppressed by Warzone Codger.

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

Stabswachtmeisterin

Wehrmacht

The Greater German Reich

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go! :)

Oddly, my joke is also appropriate for the recruiter just above me. :D

Fear Codger? No. Hell I might still raid this place one day. Although TNI has no interest in WZA as far as I know, so I doubt it would be anytime soon.

Not until Codger takes over the world ಠ_ಠ

... and rightfully so :P

Tanou is ranked 4th in Warzone Airspace for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Really, Addison-Fukk. Who comes up with those names?

I'm sure the names are a joint effort between mods, admin, and the almighty one himself.

Post self-deleted by Ghoston.

^^

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

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19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.

1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Codgerande Times is sold out.

Or come to Codgerande! Where our fine ladies would comfort you from those spooks and sweep those gremlins of yours away ;)

No, not the Ghostbusters!

Popping by for a visit ^^

19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.

PREPOSTEROUS!

I am Killjoy from 5-star generals. I moved in from my old region yesterday, endosed everyone because i thought it would be best and then i was ejected. Partly my fault for not introducing myself tho. I am introduced, now may i stay?

Why do u want to be here?

I'm just twitchy of him endorsing everyone. But I'll give him a chance. Welcome! Does the 5 Star General know how to exterminate ghosts?

This region is a bit haunted lately.....*glances nervously over his shoulder*

We, here at the Royal Embassy of The Great Destruction, have also endorsed every WA participating nation in Our Great Region of Warzone Airspace and keep close tabs on all of our WA member brothers and sisters with our national dossier. I can understand your trepidation, Codger, but I feel it may just be a misguided attempt at getting noticed in a reasonably large new region. Welcome, 5-Star Generals! And we welcome your endorsement. :)

Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

It's the Mickey Mouse club house.

Top 5% of the world and region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector. Not bad.

Does pizza taste any less delicious when made by Involuntary Employees? I don't think so. Even when pizza is bad... it's good.

Mouseschawitz: That is a delightfully offensive name. Kudos.

I actually got the name idea from a Kindle short written by a woman who worked at Walt Disney World Orlando and exposed several of their medieval methods. Before her book was written some of the 'chicken' in the park was actually emu simply because it was cheaper, and don't get me started on lost children...

Hello all, i doubt any of you remember me (warzone codger may), but im back in the states and back in the game.

I remember you Sylarus :)

Good you are back and safe in the States. You were in Korea last time if I was correct?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FUSHSbdtJY

Death to the Modus Corporation and its allies!

Post by The Leather Clad Stosstrupp Adolf Hitler suppressed by Warzone Codger.

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

Stoßtrupp Adolf Hitler

The Greater German Reich

The Champion of Working Families, the speaker of indecipherable bureaucratic-speak, the ear-waxing eating, educational revolutionary Kevin Rudd has couped Warzone Codger!

HAIL PEOPLE POWER. HAIL THE RETURN OF THE MESSIAH SAINT KEVIN!

(I guess only Australians would get this, normal service will resume soon...)

First Edict of St Kevin!

5 hours ago: Warzone Codger was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".

5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.

The people, through Kevin shall be master of their nation - no matter the means, we will have our say!

Democracy by riot. Fine choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PB8C82JZL8&feature=related

Glory to those who uphold the righteous cause, an end to the corporate slavery imposed by the Modus Conglomerate! Hear this call, raise up your rifles, and join the struggle.

The Great Destruction: Any one trying to condemn your old foe Lazz? :P

Post self-deleted by Reddevia Ii.

Post self-deleted by Reddevia Ii.

To St. Kevin of Warzone Codger or whoever else it may concern:

[nation=short+noflag]Lazzarania[/nation] has been causing trouble for others recently, and I have been in communication with some but I haven't been properly documenting them as I should, because of a busy schedule. Whenever I decide to pick up that crusade again [nation=short+noflag]Lazzarania[/nation] always provides plenty of ammunition. Remember, To move ahead you need to believe in yourself...have conviction in your beliefs and the confidence to execute those beliefs.

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Adlin, Voice of the People, High chair of the office of Humanitarianism, Sinclair

Post by The Great Destruction suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Great Destruction

Once Again!

The Great Destruction has had their regional influence upgraded to "Duck Speaker". The cream continues to rise to the top and the World Alliance notices. For with more influence comes more power and more power gives more influence. For information on how to acheive more influence, have your national embassies study these documents stored here:

All about influence at http://www.nationstates.net/page=influence

A guide to influence in NationStates, including the ordering of national influence rankings at http://safalra.com/other/nationstates-influence/

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

Once Again!

The Great Destruction has had their regional influence upgraded to "Duck Speaker". The cream continues to rise to the top and the World Alliance notices. For with more influence comes more power and more power gives more influence. For information on how to acheive more influence, have your national embassies study these documents stored here:

All about influence at http://www.nationstates.net/page=influence

A guide to influence in NationStates, including the ordering of national influence rankings at http://safalra.com/other/nationstates-influence/

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

I want some kool aid

Oomans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Boyz. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot.

Orkz is made fer' two fings! Fightin', and winnin'!

Post by The Leather Clad Stosstrupp Adolf Hitler suppressed by Warzone Codger.

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

Stoßtrupp Adolf Hitler

The Greater German Reich

Daaaaaaaaayamn. Piratical Islanders' got some stupid folks in it. We ain't got no edumacations.

^

No need for an education if you could just grab what you want? Bliss free life on a tropical islands, sacking the occasional ship.

That's the life.

And what are everyone's thought on the WA proposal about bio-weapons?

Are we optimists who feel a better future is possible given all our pain coming his far in a Warzone or pessimists who feel spreading plagues and pandemics to each other is a necessary evil of a cruel dog eat dog world?

Against. We need to stay ahead in the bio-weapons race for once. Let's face it we life in a dangerous world here. Wars breaking out everywhere. And only few were started by us. We cannot allow a Killer-Virus-Gap.

Bio weapons are for lazy people. I prefer chainsaws.

I think it depends of that how it can affect us.

I mean bio-weapons.

Against sounds about right. If all the big players are killin' each other off with weaponized chicken pox, or whatever, then there's more loot only bein' guarded by dead fellas.

Against it is then.

But One Day, one day you'll see war is not the way....

Imagine how life can be if we could just work together! :D ... Warzone Codger has been too many wars and knocked a few too many times.

(Read this and you'll understand http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=8574487#p8574487)

Any candy or a special brand, flavour, color?

Post by The Leather Uniformed Schutzstaffel suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Leather Uniformed Schutzstaffel

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

Stoßtrupp Adolf Hitler

The Greater German Reich

Hail! We've got a real mean killer on the loose!

Or do we side with him and his vigilantes? Like Batman.

Authority belongs in the hands of the state, not wannabe civilian crime-stoppers.

This place isnt full with nazis right? (real question)

This region is united against Nazis. I suppress and banject them on sight.

However as a special "Warzone" region, the game rules allow them (and other recruiters) to post here. We just have to keep shooting them down.

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My nation is now classified New York Times Democracy. The false messiah "St Kevin" was knifed (RL diversion: Kevin Rudd didn't win the leadership battle to reclaim the Prime Ministership of Australia from (Julia Gillard)), but there is no obvious successor, only a bloody blender of pretenders.

Despite the political drama, the economy only suffered a slight slump. The political service might be in shambles, but the technocratic civil service actually managing the thing certainly isn't - "the economy now runs largely independently of government" (Inspired by this article: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/without-an-economy-to-run-pollies-turn-petty-20120223-1tql1.html).

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, surveillance cameras are banned.

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister.

The Piratical Islanders, a land of corrupted freedoms and the stripping of all kinds a' regulation. Come all ye who seek a life of adventure, and a heap o' madness.

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

You're welcome, teenagers.

Following new legislation in The Murtunian Tribes, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

Following new legislation in The Murtunian Tribes, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

Following new legislation in The Murtunian Tribes, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

Following new legislation in The Murtunian Tribes, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

Mine is better.

I came here a little while ago and never said hi.

Hi.

Post self-deleted by Pizza Moguls.

Pizza is best when it is delivered by the local for-profit delivery company. Yah capitalism! It works; you can't question that.

You hit the nail right on the head, Bill. That's all we Moguls want, here in the land of Mutated Pizza Monsters.

Raid time! Congrats Codger for getying 300 days

Post by The Leather Gloved Oberaufseherin suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Leather Gloved Oberaufseherin

AAACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

SS-Obersturmführerin

Lagerführerin

SS-Totenkopfverbände

The Greater German Reich

302 now.

Hi American Woman! Or should it be Asian American Woman?

Pizza monsters remind me of pimply kids. The oils and the spotted faces. Ew. Give me my dim sums.

...on a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.

Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early

On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, gun ownership is compulsory.

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.

Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.

The Seagoing Horde of Piratical Islanders, land of the free... to be locked and loaded, ready to go.

Following the warzone theme:

After passing new legislation in Tanou, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. And citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.

Following new legislation in Pandemicia, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.

Ahh, looks like Pandemicia here has become the one to win every ranking. ;)

Plague Of The Hybrids!

The Issue

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange Asian carp-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate

1."This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Prudence Remains, an angry farmer. "The Asian carp was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."

2."We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Peggy Li, owner of The Great Destruction's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"

3."We could always just kill off all the dogs," Bruce Tan of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The Asian carp is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!

What to do? What to do?...

Number 1 :D

and yepp. I'm here to steal all your rankings hahahaaa!

70% of citizens in Pandemicia dissappear never to be seen again. Weird!

Post by The Leather Gloved Ss-Leutnant suppressed by Warzone Codger.

The Leather Gloved Ss-Leutnant

ACHTUNG!

HEIL!

Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!

Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0

http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg

SS-Untersturmführerin

Stoßtrupp Adolf Hitler

The Greater German Reich

Yeah. Some people just.... party too much... >_>

Piratical Islanders was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.