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Region: Warzone Airspace
*R.I.P. Malviet. Again.*
The U.S.A.F launches a war on Communism
Digonville sides with USAF. And ends war with it.
MERRY HItLER XMAS.
D: This is an outrage!
*Prepares Orgone Death Ray.*
You're glad we are neutral. Our weapons are superior to all.
Yeah.
(twiddles thumbs behind back)
*pulls out m-16*
"who wants to go to war"
launches about 10 million nuclear weapons at usaf
are you sure about that???
Crisisies
LISTEN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
It's Hitler christmas and we sitting here acting like a bunch of asses.
Look we need to be a warzone again.
I say Lyrasan.Needs to end this.
how will he end it????
Good morning/afternoon/evening, folks.
It is my great pleasure to announce that WZ Airspace's embassy to TWP is now established.
*Sips coffee*
Crisisies
So to get back to our warzone roots we should end this war?
If there is no war then in what sense is this a warzone?
Stop trying to sound like shakespeare.
Also good point.
We must end this scabbling with the establishment of a regoinal army.
And mabye a Secrect police and Airforce and Navy and Marines and Recondo squad.
Launches 1 trillion nuclear weapons at Jeoate
See, my war makes the region active.
*Steals one of Crisisies's 3D glasses*
*Sips coffee while watching the nuclear weapons blow up everything in sight*
Crisisies
*Launches nuclear war to take back the glasses*
*Throws glasses into a jar of napalm before nuclear missiles reach it*
*Sips coffee while waiting for impending doom*
Woops, damn surpress button is right next to the quote button.
My name was spoken, I have arrived.
Maybe we could have an actual discussion instead of nuke spam? Like a new flag perhaps? If Lyrasan is agreeable that is.
Lyrasan, -Usaf-
a new flag would be nice...
Scarlet Harlot, Digonville, -Usaf-
I tried to make one when I was delegate, and it did not turn out well. Maybe someone else has better graphics skills. xD
*Turns on Adobe Photoshop*
*Stares for 30 seconds*
*Says 'damnit', throws computer*
Crisisies, -Usaf-
Gold Star for effort!
Crisisies, -Usaf-
So now you see why this is good
-Usaf-
*prepares infinite nuclear weapons*
"say that again"
-Usaf-
Digonville, hitler Christmas is probably the same thing as this.
-Usaf-
*prepares it again*
"oh dear , I feel sorry for the innocent"
-Usaf-
die!!!!!!
-Usaf-
who wants war???
-Usaf-
I want cake. Do you have cake?
-Usaf-
We have cake, but no cookies...
*Stares at SH meaningfully*
-Usaf-
lol
-Usaf-
yes cake , plenty of cake , just hope in my white van and you get cake , all the "cake" you want
-Usaf-
jk lol im not like that
-Usaf-
D: You weren't supposed to find out! I've been betrayed!
Crisisies, -Usaf-
Post self-deleted by Digonville.
I meant to say i've made 4 flags on my computer.
Also.....
Hitler christmas is to celebrate the hitler 12 days of christmas rant.
*Plays Imperial march as tanks and SDKFZ 222s go riding into Scarlot Henderson.*
Soz Scarlet But it's for the good of Digonville.
*launches nuclear missiles at Mondonsburg.*
You're welcome Scarlet.
I have some flag ideas.
An armed group of 100,000 soldiers from the Air Force have overthrown the U.S government and installed Rand Paul as president. This group aims to make the U.S #1 and on top of the world again.
*twitch*
Crisisies
What a terrifying post-apocalypse you live in.
Indeed
Lyrasan I have some flag ideas
Feel free to post links to them in the RMB or telegram them to me.
... and here we are. Two weeks passed since the day I first came here, and not a single raider in sight. I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Crisisies
They seem to ignore us for now. Its quite nice.
Crisisies
Enjoy the peace, and 'Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum'.
Crisisies
Indeed. I can remember when it used to be weeks before I could return to Airspace because of raiders.
Lyrasan
Let's not jinx it now.
*clutches no-raid totem.*
Crisisies, Lyrasan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADE2Joxdi4.
HEIL.
Place is quiet again...
*Sips coffee*
I just saw that your old delegate, Warzone Codger, has just returned from his grave.
He had to come back Apulita is about to break his consecutive delegate record.
Indeed. That's the only reason.
So uh... is he going to take over WZEU?
I hope not, Codger can keep his record here for just Airspace. But who knows :p
-Usaf-
It's possible he will gather some followers and dethrone Apulita for one update. But that is true, he only has to worry about Airspace. I ended my reign much before that time so I wouldn't have to worry.
-Usaf-
All hail Codger. God-King of Airspace.
-Usaf-
^^^
-Usaf-
Hey bad news I have conjuntivites.
It's not that bad but i'm sad.
-Usaf-
Whoa.
Take care, bro.
Crisisies, -Usaf-
All Hail!
Crisisies, -Usaf-
Thanks.
It's getting better but it's so ****ing annoying....
-Usaf-
HEIL.
-Usaf-
Yeah, get better man
Crisisies
No coups planned :P
Crisisies, Lyrasan, -Usaf-
That's just what someone planning a coup would save. :P
Lyrasan, -Usaf-
Especially Codger. Whatever happens, it will be interesting.
-Usaf-
*Sips coke with some of Crisisies's popcorns*
*Puts on 3D glasses*
Crisisies, -Usaf-
How goes TWP Malviet?
-Usaf-
Thanks fellas you rock.
Honestly I got it on my nanas death anniversery so I feel so useless.
She was in the Blitz.
I feel like i could just blitz my eyes.
*Sigh*
Ah well I'm still happy thought.
-Usaf-
Well that's good I suppose.
-Usaf-
Am so confused as to what is going on...
-Usaf-
Mediative karaoke is every Friday, all our chocolate belongs to Darkesia, and as I talk to ya folks there is a etymology class going on.
So uh... great?
-Usaf-
Definitely great.
*looks around*
Hey, this is pretty neat.
A GCR home to 17 nations.
That's really cool.
-Usaf-
Yup. WZ Airspace has been one of the more stable warzones for a while now.
-Usaf-
Post self-deleted by Malviet.
Greetings, boss.
-Usaf-
-USAF- begins another bombing campaign
In front of the delegate of TWP?
This is going out of hand.
Warzone nations don't really care about what other people are here. But welcome RussoAsia.
Warzone=Uncivilized Masses.
Uncivilized Masses = Barbarians
"Hey I wanted archers you d--k!"
- Random guy playing Clash of Clans
I've always felt we had a more raiders from Fallout vibe.
Lol.
Aye, welcome esteemed delegate of The West Pacific. I'd offer you a cookie but they seem to have disappeared.
GOOD NEWS.
IVE RECOVERED....
Take that disease.
Also hitler christmas is finished and I formally invite you all to a WZAS party in the forums.
What is hitler christmas anyways?
Watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVb7hxa5Cw
You'll know everything.
Booze time.
/hands out pint glasses..
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No thanks.
I don't drink.
*Gets out bottle of Orange juice.*
*Puts in headphones*
*Turns on Youtube*
*Watches:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb761DCUTpI.*
Hahahaha.
Don't BB I'll drink double!
'Bring me that a--hole Fegelein! Fegelein!' - Hitler
Watch that twelve times and still hilarious!
Really???.
Not many people understand why i like stuff like that:)
THANKS....
*Goes onto youtube and watches it.*
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Lyrasan
G'day, airspacers!
*Sips coffee*
Morning.
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