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Region: Warzone Airspace
Cantele, if you continue your illegal harassment, the only thing that will be destroyed is your access to this site. We don't have a lot of patience for deliberate rule breakers, and you're on a VERY short leash right now.
A NEW CHAPTER IS HERE! THE WARFRONT/AIRSPACE CAPITAL: Lack Of Doctors Needs Cure
Continuing on from http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=737054 (Affirmative Action) - Although story wise, this might be a reboot until we work out now to link this story to the previous ones.
Option 1 was chosen. I have also chosen the default option on the national religion issue as well, mainly to gain access to that field. I picked the option that had a minimal effect on the stats.
Following new legislation in The Airspace Capital, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
Following new legislation in The Airspace Capital, a major religion has been named as The Airspace Capital's national religion.
Stats
Civil 64%. Economy 58%. Political 36%. Tax 28% (+2%). Public Sector 31% (+1%). Private Sector 69% (-1%). Old Age 69% (+3%). Heart Disease 23%(-4%). Murder 6% (+1%). Acts of God 1% (+1%) & Lost in Wilderness 1%. Crime is relatively low. Environment is neutral. Major Industry: Information Technology. Government Priority: Education.
Story
ATTENTION! Another one incoming! Helicopters rush towards Airspace, headquarters of the Warfront, with the another batch of survivors. A fortress in the sky, Airspace remains the final beacon of civilisation in a world ravaged by floods and fallout with the only inhabitable land becoming much contested Warzones. Warfront had been sending rescue teams over the Pacifics, as well as in the irradiated sink pools of Lazarus, Balder & Osiris to relocate any survivors after The Great Devastation shook the earth to its core. Many question how it came to this, but now is not the time for a history lesson are more pressing matters are at need.
"There are not enough Doctors! We can't support ourselves any more, let alone be rescuing more others" informs Registrar Tobias, head of the Warfront Medical Corps. "To think to still have those delusions of pacifying the Warzones..."
"Don't give me excuses. What are options?"
Your Choices
Option 1: "Well, they only way out is to slow and steady and train more doctors", says Tobias "We need to advertise government grants for medical students, give more funding to educational centres of medicine. If we don't act quickly our system simply won't survive!"
Option 2: A be-speckled follow called Jannson interjects, "Or could be less picky, and give full recognition to Alternative Practitioners, Shamans and Snake Oil Dealers etc and full access to all the facilities they need! They seem to know what they are doing and we can't be picky. Standards will drop but it'll be cheaper and we'll reach a lot more people, faster"
Option 3: Finally there is the counsel of your economic advisors, "Could we NOT waste money? How many Aeros are we going to burn on this? Reducing the burden of the rest of society through a tax cut should be our first priority. Those animals scavenging on the outside would beg to have the current system as it is! In this post-apocalyptic it is always going to be a struggle for best, they have to help themselves."
What should the Warfront do?
Post self-deleted by Cantele.
Option 3
Option 3
Option 2
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Blargh...Zzzz... just got home - 4 am
(P.S: Half the fun is role playing a nation and explaining why you think the Capital should pick that option. Just saying, though it's great people are at least contributing!)
Option 1
Option 1 for maximum spending.
Warren Codge arrives and wades through the hospital, with beds now set up in the hallways down to the supply depots. Warren was one of the first residents of Airspace and for a long time considered an eccentric old fool for constructing a flying fortress, a rustic and spartan curio with all it's gears and engines, in a world where everyone could make anything. "Ha! They thought, What a hermit! What a luddite!" That was before The Great Devastation, after which it became the only sanctuary.
'Gah! Ye fools who wouldn't listen to my proclamations earlier! How many times have I told you this insatiable greed of man could not last? Only out of pity did I let you refuge here, but now you want to waste funds taking in more?? Do not save them from their just retribution. Option 3! Don't burden those smart enough to see the signs! Let the cleansing take its course!"
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I have also made this thread so people from the outside world could advise (though we'll still make the decisions): http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=157836 You are encouraged to post there as well! :)
In the biggest upset in Sports History the El Rio de Bovo Killer Bulls defeated the Ciudiad Victoria Red Eagles. The final score was 13-12 and a Killer Bulls victory. The leader in scoring was German player, Adolph zan Burns with 8 goals for a Killer Bulls victory. In other Sports News the Emperor has just announced that American basketball will now be played in the Empire. Thier will be 30 temas in 3 conferences. One confirmed team will be placed in the capital city, Ciudiad Victoria. And also the island of Tes Oco will recieve a team. They play a full 82 game schedule and the season begins in October 2012. Stay tuned in for more information.
Happy New Years lads!
Post by Gloved And Riding Cropped Germany suppressed by Warzone Codger.
AAACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
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Lagerführerin
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19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, people caught mistreating Warzone Codger's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
Our patriotism education programme (http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=904468) continues steadily. Is nationalism an important feature of your country? I feel developing some sort of collective 'identity' is essential...people must believe in something 'greater' to dull them from the daily labours of the Warzone.
Sport is a good way Venezulean Peoples. It also keeps the people fit and in active service. Competition also ensures all are achieving to their maximum potential...after all sports are just regulating combat. Send our congratulation to the Killer Bulls to have finally achieved their ability. May this be a humbling lesson for the Red Eagle to strive better and raise the standard for all.
It has just been announced the all nations in this region can sign up for an American basketball league. Telegram Venezulean peoples and name the city and team name.
My armies of mutated Carp shall destroy you all.
Post self-deleted by The Airspace Capital.
Welcome Asian Carp! Speaking of mutated Carp, the next issue on the agenda of The Airspace Capital would be "Genetic Deviants Demand Recognition".
Clearly our decision to cut medical funding in the last issue (http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=908338) caused some unintended genetic side effects to pass through...
Since we are stuck with mutated carp now, perhaps recognising them and integrating them into our society is the least we could do. (So they don't destroy us?). On the other hand, they are small and new and if we tried to exterminate them now we could cut the problem at the source.
Discuss - Proper write up coming soon.
To The Warfront Fortress of The Airspace Capital: We dismiss the issue pertaining to the lack of doctors.
To The Republic of Cantele: Just what the hell is going on that the moderators needed to be involved for?
To all of The Warzone Airspace: Be prepared! The Grat Destruction Inquisition has begun! No one expects the Inquisition!.
On behalf of His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Armand Jean du Plessis, Keeper of Recods, Cardinal-Duc de Richelieu et de Fronsac
The carp population is growing substantially, rivers are turning white with the tails of jumping carp. As the carp issue expands small houses are being dug out along river banks and the carp are going to attempt to exterminate life around the river so that habitation is easier. Carp as slowly mutating further so land habitation becomes possible with the addition of stronger fins and wings.
Carp begin the construction of advanced defence mechanisms such as fish friendly firearms.
(I mean flooded areas and rivers, Carp have also started inhabiting airspace water ways and such, same thing as rivers for them.)
Put down your Weapons and surrender.
On behalf of my glorious Empire of Apathy, I declare War on Warzone Airspace!
Codger, I demand you meet me on the field of battle. Man on man. No WA games, no bans, no endoswapping trickery, no couping.
A simple duel to the death, however we wish to play it.
The winner takes the WFE.
Post self-deleted by The Great Destruction.
To The Republic of the Fatherland:
Why would The Graceful Swan of Warzone Codger agreed to such terms when it has everything to loose and nothing to gain? War is not fought mono y mono between an empire's leaders anymore. That is a practice long since outdated by technological seperiority. Further more you have nothing for us to take from you once you have been handed your teeth back. Your region is a small two nation region and if we want to we would simply take it over, eject the two of you, password protect the region, then leave letting the useless region fall into the decay is surely deserves.
To The Graceful Swan of Warzone Codger: We are behind you and I suspect the other nation will be as well!
His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
In reply to the Pope of Arimanes:
The Fatherland is not a force to be trifled with. It has many names, and many aliases, but only one Master.
It should be said now that Codger will be communicated with over more secret channels, until such a time where both of us are ready to make a formal announcement. The two of us have met before, and I take it he will have as much face to save as I do with this challenge.
Your threats do not scare us - in fact, we would have been amused, if the Empire did not reply to your threats with our trademarked Apathy.
~The Father
This message authorised by the government of the Empire of Apathy. The Empire of Apathy is not endorsed or sponsored by Max Barry, [violet]ism or the Alaskan state government. Apathy is not a trademark of the Empire of Apathy and is used until such a time where a legal contest can be made to our claim over the use of the emotions, or rather, lack of, that constitute Apathy, without reasonable doubt. The Fatherland is not affiliated with your father, your mother, yo' momma jokes, the Motherland, North Korea, or Nazi Germany.
I got no official welcome :(
Awww yes fight amongst yourselves! The Carp grow every second!
@The Fatherland where's an ignore cannon when you need one
In reply to the East Town of West Town: (Ha! Your leadership is no match for my sneaky map theft!)
After much deliberation, we have decided to make you aware of the Mark IV. Model B Ignoredubelcanon.
With a nearly 20% increase in firing-rate over the multi-barreled, aircooled Model A, and a slightly larger caliber (along with the DPR to a compatible, tailfin guided anti-personnel shell, or a 'dumb', unguided HE shell), the Mark IV. Model B Ignoredubelcanon is capable of obliterating a designated position, either with pure firepower or incredible precision.
It is the pinnacle of Ignorance Technology. Order now and we shall throw in the incredible Ignarius V2012 VLS, capable of carpeting a position with up to 16 missiles within 12 seconds, and interfacing with an electronics suite to track up to 8 possible moving targets or storing millions of GPS co-ordinates with a 255 field abortion criteria for immediate uploading. (Note: Ignarius V2012 as a factory standard comes with the DPR to the Ignariosio V121 fire-and-forget missile, which cannot be aborted unless criteria are met, for example, losing focus on the target within 1 minutes of impact, in which case the Ignariosio will have a crash zone preset before launch to abort).
~The Father
This message authorised by the government of the Empire of Apathy. The Empire of Apathy is not endorsed or sponsored by Max Barry, ignorance or the letter 'e'. Ignorance is not a trademark of the Empire of Apathy and is used until such a time where someone ignorant enough to make claim to our trademark actually takes the time to challenge our use of the Ignorance as a cheap gimmick in our sub-par export-only weaponry. The Fatherland is not affiliated with certain Western boroughs, any Calvins, or whatever the physical embodiment of the abstract concept that is ignorance should be.
Captain! West Town has asked us to fire ze IGNORE Cannons!
Copy that! Bzzzt....tssss...boom! What? Capacity has completely maxed out! Full power had been diverted towards Asian Carp to isolate their expansion and allow evacuation of civilians! Even then this could not last much longer, as those carp have evolved razor teeth and holes are now appearing on our IGNORE Walls as they gnaw through...
Our only solution is to confront The Fatherland of the Empire of Apathy head on and then divert any survivors to the onslaugght of carp afterward. May Violet have mercy upon our souls.
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The Great Destruction, you are intelligent and all you say is true, but those apply for physical forces while the Empire of Apathy is something more......ethereal. Your Holy Empire has many grand priests; Have they been taught the 7 deadly sins? The sickly grips of Greed and Wrath are one together we have seen aplenty, but This One before us now is the Personification of One More Cunning - "Apathy", or let's call him by his other name, "Sloth"!
Ideas such as those can not be defeated with arms, only with our minds. And battlefield he speaks of are the one that lies within us all. How do we defeat him? We must convince him/ourselves never to be never apathetic... Keep talking, keep being active and drive that monster speechless and away! IGNORE cannons, ironically only make him stronger.
The Fatherland! HERE I AM. I take an ACTIVE INTEREST in your duel. Do you have any suggestions to the format or you too APATHETIC to have thought it through?
Nations of the Warfront in Warzone Airspace! Let's VANQUISH Apathy with ACTIVITY and give me some ideas to slay him with. Sword? Pistols at dawn? A game of darts? OR *gasps* a devious plan involving The Carp? The more CREATIVE we are, they more effective we can be.
Revoltar, here is your moment to be a hero (OOC: Though others equally welcome :))... what do you think we should do?
***The The Great Destruction has begun its war on Apathy!!!***
Holy Decrees Initiated:
In order to fight "sloth" at home, all able-bodied peoples of [nation=short+noflag]The Great Destruction[/nation] over the age of 8 have been ordered, on penalty of death or imprisionment, to perfrom 20 jumping jacks in the morning, finish all homework on time, and give up video games of any sort for a minimum of one month. If for any reason you are injured or have some sort of approved disability you are excused from the jumping jacks, or if you are unconscious you are excused from the requirement on homework. Both of these conditions must be noterized by your physician and sent to Surgeon Genral, Dr. Sanjay, Blight of the East, Keeper of the Pharmaceuticals, Gupta.
In order to fight Apathy abroad, I, My Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars, herby orders the Secretary of the Treasury, Ebenezer, Retainer of Vault, Master of Accounts, Scrooge of the Department of the Interior, to give one tenth of this next months income taxes to the *shivers* poor and needy of other less fortunate and poorly managed countries, without social welfare or fatherly leader figures of their own.
His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Post by Spam Land Administrator suppressed by Warzone Codger.
*Recoils as the Ignore impacts the Carp*
GAH That was painful, but the carp are too plentiful to eliminate that easily! Hit the ignore walls harder my Carp! Regrow your numbers!
Long extension of name of nation in an attempt to make this message look longer.
To Warzone Codger:
Please reveiw and approve my Security Council proposal. It is of the utmost importance to this nation that its former opressors be condemned.
To the rest of the World Assembly members of Warzone Airspace:
Once this has become a resolution to be voted on in the Assembly, please show your support for your fellow Warzone nation and vote to Condemn the region of The Royal Alliance and the nation of Lazzarania.
Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black
On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
The mess of titles and surenames is a part of this nations culture. Titles before the first true name denote honorifics and extremly high ranking offices while title in the middle of the name denote lower governmental offices or decrees of valour, commendations of duty to the people orother awards presented by the High King or other top ranking official with the authority to bestow honorifics. Please be respectful when addressing them.
Codger! Carp darts!
Nation states doen't like "deleberate rule breakers" stupid forum, what a bunch of goody two shoes.
Hmm?
Oh, I dozed off.
Although I must say - whilst I hardly think those children are going to grow up to be exceedingly fun people to be around, as far as short term measures, those jumping jacks are making me sit up and take notice. Although I'm not even up to one set of 5 repetitions yet. You'd better try harder.
The homework is probably going to help them, I suppose, if creativity is not your idea of activity. And on that note, donating money?
Pah! Money simply breeds apathy. By shrugging off your own apathy, you perpetuate it. Be creative, dangnabit.
Make me have need of utilizing my own own ignore cannons. Not in defense, but in firey offense!
I must say - the activity brought to you by masses of crazed Asian carp makes it difficult to go unnoticed.
But anyway - back to my challenge. I had nearly forgotten.
Specifically towards Warzone Codger, subject of my challenge, leader of my enemy: I accept your acceptance. I have come to you with this challenge, and while your clever carp-related charades and jumping-jacks before noon have brought my attention to you, I admit, I will not fall for your silly games, and waste my time designing an overly complex ruleset. No, you are to designate the Games of choice! You and your 'humble' followers! Allow me to look upon it with fresh eyes, allow me to take a passing interest in it, and with one glance see simple unthinking moves to take me to a quick victory. To let this region become what its people will make it. A slightly dull gem in my crown.
It would take a miracle to save you now, and a miracle would be slightly off putting to this whole creativity gimmick you all have going.
-The Father
This message was so apathetic we didn't even bother with legal information this time. Sue someone else, we refuse to attend court.
To all of Warzone Airspace:
Pertaining to the World Assembly Security Council Condemning Lazzarania
After the proposal Has been submitted, we, The Ambasadorial Department of the World Assembly, began receive telegrams from all over the world expressing support of the Condemnation of [nation=short+noflag]Lazzarania[/nation]. Here are some examples:
From Texalberta:
Please, oh please how do we get in on your proposal to condemn Lazzarania?
He is the games biggest a**hole.(censored for public viewing)
From Crusader Knights:
(whom also joined The Royal Alliance at about the same time as I and was subsequently dismissed for no real reason.)
Count me in for condemning the RA, and Lazzarania.
We have even received some hate mail from [nation=short+noflag]Lazzarania[/nation] itself, who continues to cowardly reject our replys!
This bring me to beleive the our nations cause is both righteous and true. Please help by contacting any World Assembly Delegates that your nation has had contact with or , if you so wish, canvass random WA Delegates to get them to support the SC proposal. We need 75 approvals for the proposal to become a resolution
Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black
On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
OOC: I really have received like 2 dozen emails about how people would love to condemn this contry.
20 Days left...god I feel so apathetic today. The weather looks so good to be outside instead!
Hail all..
Post by Farkers Bar Wench suppressed by Warzone Codger.
Come have a cold one in FARKERS COVE
"The Farkers" were comprised of a group of rabble-rousing, trouble-making ne'er do wells that came to the NS world to wreak havoc and report back to their home site about all the trouble they caused. They are, of course, The Grandfathers of Raiding.
In their name and spirit, this bar is open to all warriors true to the spirit of raiding and its history. Pull up a chair, grab a cold one and remember that the only trouble in Nationstates is the trouble we bring.
Raider Unity: First, last and always.
Post by Moskowien suppressed by Warzone Codger.
ACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
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Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
Aww but it is cold outside, just like it is cold in the Polar Whitelands!
Post self-deleted by The Great Destruction.
To all the Warzone Airspace:
We are having tons of fun, with our first WA proposal. I have to admit that it is much more difficult to persuede WA Delegates to vote for things than I had once thought. But the SC forum discussion on the matter is very entertaining. Please feel free to view the forum at your leisure. If you have any suggestions or helpful hints I would love to get a personal telegram from you.
Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black
On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
5 hours ago: The The Not Yet Pony Republic of Stuffed Taxidermists ceased to exist.
Alas! Our first victim to the twin devils of Apathy and Carp! He was one of my closest comrade, always valiant in the front-lines in our battles to reclaim the Warzones. Domestically he never wavered from the principles of human supremacy and his uncompromising crackdown on Pony, Carp and all other non-human infiltration across the ranks should be commemorated by us all...
Yet even the mightiest warriors can be bested by the sickliest of diseases, and today we mourn for Stuffed Taxidermists - A leader struck down in his prime, now lying comatose too apathetic to respond, only giving the occasional indecipherable murmur about a "Real Life" as his Republic lies in ruins.
May we pray for him, for a return to our mortal realm soon through the underworlds of Lazarus, Osiris and Balder as well as for his people who now hapless bait for Carp. Finally if you can, open your hearts and borders to receive any survivors, none deserve such an unbefitting end to this race of heroes.
(OOC: Stuffed Taxidermists is one of the most dedicated people to Airspace back in the day, so his nation ceasing to exist deserves a mention.)
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In other news:
Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
Not pets, but captured Carp. We are experimenting the best way to exterminate them! In fact The Fatherland, let's make a deal. Though you took my best friend, I'm willing to make peace with you if you could think of the most delicious carp recipe. I know Polar Whitelands is a gourmet fish eater (especially with trout) so perhaps we could confer with her...
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The Great Destruction - I have looked at it and it's a great mess :P. I thought the Warzones were brutal, but the world sure has many uncivilised creatures to rival it! Through at the moment with 2 conflicts inside our borders, we can only provide limited assistance to your front..
(OOC: Just a bit busy and too much to take in atm since there is so much back story to your thing).
Hello
@ Warzone Codger- I, My Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
understand the concept of being too busy to get anything done but what is important. Starting this weekend I have been planning the Nation wide ceremonies for the Anniversery of My own Birth. The Festivities last all week long but the actual date is on the 11th. ...Please no gifts...of poor quality. :p
The Khaltes 'rebellion' is elusive, we'll give it that. Haven't heard much from them, and our sweeper teams and aerial surveillance haven't spotted any strategic moves on their part. Don't be surprised if the Khaltes hit us with a sneak attack...
In other news, the status quo of slavery and ignorance is steadily and thoroughly being perpetuated within Kalakar. The people of once-mighty Kalakar have slowly been ground under our Authoritarian drive for profit, and it wont be long before these defiant prisoners are fully transformed into docile and obedient worker drones...
*We* on the other hand have been giving executives a bit of their own treatment.
Following new legislation in Warzone Codger, the new hit series "Warzone Codger's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country..
Let them see first hand the horror they cause! Force them to confront the people they are suffering! See if they can still hold their heads high or renounce their wicked ways!
And the call rang out brothers! "Carp arm yourselves! Take up the enemies could weapons, let us use blades against them! We shall attack, and we shall prevail! Today of all days, the Carp are one! We are the master race!"
And with that the legions of the carp, nearly a million strong with blades held tightly in their mouths swam against the odds to attack the horrible boats that had attacked them, the casualties of this war were bad, but nay the IGNORE WALL has fallen to them and they had the spirit of true warriors! The Carp swam valiantly at the boats, tearing and gashing their hulls, runic their evil nets! The Carp were mutated to be able to attack land now, as so they did!
The Carp campaign on land consisted of razor sharp teeth sheer numbers and small single shot carp friendly fire arms. The Carp ravaged the land killing all survivors in their wake. No military opposition... Yet!
They knew the guns of Codger and Airspace would attack them, they had been beaten back form Airspace before, but nay now they would survive!
Announcemen:
I, My Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars, have become enthralled with the resilience of the Asian Carp. Due to their ability to swarm and choke our riveres so effortlessly, breeding to out compete the other fish species in an undying effort to command all of [nation=noflag]the great destruction[/nation]'s waterways; they have become alalogous to our nation and its idealology in its attemps to infultrate, pursuade, and over take its peers and rivals alike. Therefore, on My Royal Birthday, I have decided to make the Asian carp our national animal in respect for its endurance and grace. Furthermore, the entire population shall consume no less than one whole carp each, once a week, usually on Friday, in order to gain the carps abilities as per our national religion, and to combat heart disease with Omega-3 fatty acids and low cholesterol diets. Be it so stated that this is a papel decree.
His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Announcemen?
Post by Gloved And Riding Cropped Germany suppressed by Warzone Codger.
AAACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
SS-Obersturmführerin
Lagerführerin
SS-Totenkopfverbände
IM THE traveling man HEllo and goodbye trying to say hello to over 100 regions!
Post by Beeker Stalker suppressed by Warzone Codger.
GREETING wage Slaves!!!
We ARE the Beekerites prophets of the Church of Beekerism!! We've here to inform you of [nation=short]B E E K E R[/nation] OUR LORD and Master. Beeker is both from from the future and invented the toaster oven!!! At the age of 12 he is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris. Both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol. B E E K E R is also the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.
THE END IS NEAR!!! The beginning of Beeker's prophesied rise to position as LORD AND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!! YOU CAN"T MISS IT!! HIS parents from Nibiru will be here and the COMING of the 5th alignment WITH the DAWnING of the NEW BEEKER WORLD ORDER!!!! ZOMG I am one of the Two witnesses, COME be the OTHER!!!
His birth was FORETOLD by the Mayans!!! Come join us in [region=Hell] and join the Beeker side of the Force!!! For more details visit [region=Beeker Island]!
Ku Ku Cha Choo!
BLESS YOU!
goodnight
Hello
I'm back biiiiitches!
an·nounce·men Destructionese
[uh-nouns-muhn]
noun
1. public or formal notice announcing something(usually pertaining to something of religious importamce): The announcemen appeared in the newspapers.
2. the act of announcingsomething pertaining to governmental buisiness.
3. a short message or commercial(usually official propaganda or rheteric), especially a commercial spoken on radio or television.
4. a card or piece of formal stationery containing a formal declaration of an event, as a royal wedding.
root: announment (əˈnaʊnsmənt) Germanic
synonyms:
announcement, advertisement, advice, briefing, broadcast, broadcasting, bulletin, communication, communiqué, disclosure, dissemination, divulgence, edict, exposing, exposition, expression, intimation, message, narration, news, notice, notification, prediction, promulgation, publication, publishing, recitation, release, report, reporting, revelation, statement
Ah, I see
Post self-deleted by Raxus Turn Ii.
Welcome Opsys! I see the British military has not crushed you yet! :D Which is also a note to Raxus.. *British* spelling rules here. Blame the Codger for being an eccentric Australian.
The Great Destruction: I thought annoucemen are some sort of a town crier? People who wake everyone in the streets by yelling annoucements?
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Canadian spelling>All spelling
Apparently we're the only Liberal Democratic Socialists in Warzone Airspace... yay for being unique!
We have begun to preserve and diversify the Asian Carp species with new advancements in genetic modification. With this new technology many more advancements can come to pass. Here is a quote from one of our great minds in the ministry of science.
"I, for one, applaud their work," says scientist George W. Laine. "And not just because I'm the project leader. This is an example of how The Great Destruction's brains can mix it with the world's best. Can you imagine how wonderful it will be to have feather-bellied Asian carps frolicking in the meadows again? I say full steam ahead, and more government funding!"
On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Louis "Leo", Hareld of Atomic Energy, Holy Minister of Science, Headmaster of the Royal Academy of Physics, Szilard
Post by German Anatolia suppressed by Warzone Codger.
ACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
SS-Sturmscharführerin
I disagree with the left wing clap trap I see spewed in this God-forsaken region.
Oh my sweet Jesus it's Bill O'Reilly.
Everybody run it's the no spin zone!
We're all gonna die!
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! We're not gonna die.
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I'm trying to set up an invasion fleet, telegram me for more details. If all works out we will capture countless regions iin the glory of Warzone Airspace!
What fleet?
Y'know, it's just common sense to not mention military action on a public message board. Subterfuge is supposed to be subtle...
Loose lips, sink ships.
Bill O'Reilly!
*hugs*
Me no like Bill o'reilly
I strongly support the invasion of other regions, especially if they are liberal, communist, left-wing wastelands.
Post by German Anatolia suppressed by Warzone Codger.
ACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
SS-Sturmscharführerin
@OReilly Factor: Why?
Because he despises leftists, I guess
I would too. If anyone has any ideas on which regions we should raid, please TG me. I will check it out. Thanks
I've been keeping silent since I have no idea how to respond to O Reilly :P
No invasions until the record is broken. I'm at 252 and the record is 263. Getting so close....!
Sharing this gem about my nation:
Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, vegetarianism is compulsory, and the consumption of vegetables is illegal.
The first part shows clowns, with all their painted faces and acrobatics are surely the way forward in politics with their advanced 'conversation' skills. Great policies they passed too, making vegetarianism compulsory while banning the eating of vegetables. Let's see the people weasel out of that one!
Greetings,going to rest my bones here for a while..
Aha!
Your emergency census is no match for my unique apathetic subterfuge skills!
You all thought I was gone, didn't you? Alas, you were wrong! I was on a Singaporean dining expedition - I laughed at your causes and arguments, in secret, whilst I gathered ammunition on all things dining! From Pakistani naan to the humble Hainanese chicken rice, to Japanese teriyaki in quaint bento boxes, I have endless knowledge to fall back on.
Mark my words Codger - in 11 days, you will be gone, as you thought I was. But I will remain.
We shall see who gains the support of the region when you no doubt fail in your own trout cooking challenge. For I have taken your offer of a ceasefire, and will turn it against you.
The carp-related dish I shall concoct will be so delicious, it shall fuel my warmachine. Your own citizens will pay for my delicious foodstuffs as my human waves of apathy rush over them, struggling to spoon the scrumptious fish and garlic naan into their mouths before Apathy takes their throats.
-The Father
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Hello everyone! If you are interested in joining the fleet that involves raiding the other regions, please TG me. Also, if u have any questions, u can also TG me, thanks.
P.S. There will be no raids until after Warzone Codger has reached his record, this is just a recruiting for the Raids.
Post by K-714 suppressed by Warzone Codger.
Want to take action against nazism on NS? The Alliance Against Nazis stands ready to combat supporters of racism and genocide wherever they may hide. Remember the holocaust.
Post by The Ss-Oberst suppressed by Warzone Codger.
ACHTUNG!
HEIL!
Move to The Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe planet in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguxKis-Kq0
http://i.imgur.com/f8RRU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1d7xO.jpg
SIEG HEIL!
SS-Standartenführerin
SS-Polizei-Division
Nope, the military hasn't crushed me yet. Got my commission and just generally trying to make a living from the government now.
Let's kick it.
More Asian Carp News in The Great Destruction:
"Banning Asian carp hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Naki Singh from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Asian carp scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Asian carps are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Asian carp hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
In other News:
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[*]Oreiley Factorite immagrents given sanctuary in The Great Destruction while abroad.
[*]According to the Pope, The Great destruction no longer cares about apathy.
[*]Shirley, Ambassador to the World Assembly, Jane the Temple, Black begins her campaigne to become the next regional delegate.
[*]Great destruction health commisions, find Warzone Codger's new national health plan both humorous and dangerously unhealthy.
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On behalf of: His Holines, the Pope of Arimanes, High King of the Righteous People, Harald of The Great Destruction, Kenneth the Talmanes Reed, Son of Lars
Stephen, Press Secretary to the Nation, Crier of the Holy Word, Early
Hello All.
Good Friends in Warzone Airspace I am sorry to regret that my Time here has come to and end. I love this region Very much but have decided now is the time.
lol this is just Cullenia's Puppet GOTCHA!!!!!!
YEAAARGH!!! ... That is all.
9 days. Oh the horror...
(Distracted by Real life, job hunting and tennis watching lately)
Yer fast food joints, yer nightclubs, yer banks n' convenience stores... plunder, all of it. We've got guns, a lust for treasure, and we're full to the sloshin' with angry piss and vinegar. And if y'think we're not so tough, look again. We've got at least four hundred million who can sling a gun, fight with knives, and lob incendiary grenades and mortars at'cha.
Don't fancy havin' yer stuff snatched up? Shove a bit of loot our way, and we might keep on sailin'. If yer extra generous, you could point us in the direction of one a' yer foes you'd like harassed. Privateerin' and whatnot. Yeaaargh!!
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Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.