Post Archive
Region: Warzone Airspace
Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Smh its only open to residents. >_>
Northern Nunavut
Whoops
Guess I'm not the sharpest knife in the ballpit..
Ballpit22
Post by Jar Wattinree suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
o/ Warzone Airspace.
Ballpit22, Black Keep
Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
o7 howdy Jar
Jar Wattinree
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Hello there.
Jar Wattinree, Ballpit22
Post by Jar Wattinree suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
How's life, Mr Black Keep? Sauron locked up inside?
Ballpit22
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Black Keep is the location. My name is Malekith. I am flattered that you compare me to Sauron the great.
I am currently enjoying this never ending party of yeet and war. In short: Nothing is locked up ever.
Jar Wattinree, Ballpit22, The Betrayer
Not much of a war so far. Haven't had to use my anti-bug spray once. Still looking forward to yeet some unfunnies right back out.
Ballpit22, Black Keep
Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
If I keep tarting then you won't have to. :P
Grab a nice margarita with one of those cute little umbrellas and relax.
Black Keep, The Betrayer
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Exactly. This is the party that never ends!
YEET UP PEOPLE!
Ballpit22
Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Welcome back Crisisies
Crisisies
This is a nice gap.
I smell a movement brewing.
Ballpit22
Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Down to 20, but well see. My pilers have their contingency orders.
Crisisies, that nation I just banned is a fascist supporter. Be sure to add them to your dossier, so when you have BC again, you may continue with the bans. o7
👍
Ballpit22
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
YEET UP!
Ballpit22, The Betrayer
Am I color-blind, or has the color of the nations on the RMB changed?
Ballpit22
Now they're back to normal. :p
Ballpit22
Yeah, they were temporarily changed last night. Word on the street is that those were April Fools leaks :P
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Post by Ballpit22 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
I liked our colourful WFE so much, I made a dispatch about it.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1188127
Black Keep, it has been fun, comrade. o/
Black Keep, The Betrayer
Have fun it whatever you do. Good luck o7
Ballpit
Post by The Betrayer suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
The faillords from Pareven Isles now have a chance to actually yeet us out of here. Well, they would have a chance, if they learned how to trigger.
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Not everyone has mastered this art like we do. They might not be the best at triggering, but given their unprovoked *cough* attacks against this beautiful anarchy I would claim that they are...
Triggered.
hi there im looking for my dad have you seen him
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Maybe you could try and yeet for him. He might answer your yeets.
Evil Cub
Post by Evil Cub suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
ok can i put a poster here
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
It's an anarchy. You can basically poster this entire place. You can even poster my face. But in an absence of any state or law, I might retaliate that with my gun. And I have the biggest gun in here. Ha!
Evil Cub
Post by Evil Cub suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
thank you mr yeetmaster i will make a poster to find my dad that yeeted off somewhere also do you have some delyeetious food
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Food is scarce out here. We ain't getting some good fenda meat. All I can offer you are the dry bones of some clowns that miss their triggers. But I doubt that makes a good nutrition for someone supposed to grow into a big bad LWU once. I am sorry.
Northern Nunavut
Have you seen my son?
Swedish Mercenaries
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Black Keep
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Try this place: The_Holy_United_Nations_Of_Hellsushi
Thank you.
Nambian Covfefe Company
Any.. anywhere but.. but there! That place.. it.. it haunts me.
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
You wanted to look for your son I thought. There you find him. If you ask them nicely, maybe they even send him back to you..
..on a silver platter.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Post by Temporarrium suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Is it bad that I laughed at this piece of dark thought?
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
No.
Temporarrium, Northern Nunavut
Marlin, they will yeet you out of there. Try A Fishbowl.
Post by Temporarrium suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Have you checked 10000 Islands or Bikini Bottom? I have a feeling he's not in Bikini Islands though.
Thanks for the tip.. guess I should.. uh, move on..
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
LOL
Ballpit
Post by Evil Cub suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
another raid point again can you go vote in the poll too im hungry and dont know what to eat just dont vote meaniebutt though because then i will starve (i wont actually ill just find an owl and eat that but dad is teaching me propaganda so im trying this out)
Ballpit, Black Keep
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
You are missing the option to pick, that actually includes the ruler of the other Black Keep.
Evil Cub, Ballpit
Post by Evil Cub suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
ok but who is that and has that other ruler ever given me food and also do you know where my uncle is
Thewinterlab, Ballpit
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
I heard he eats babies. Maybe he shares some with you.
I have no idea where your uncle is.
Post by Jar Wattinree suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
o/ Black Keep
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Everything is back to chaos. Perfect. o7
Jar Wattinree
I am looking for a new poll clown. Volunteers?
Warzone Dinoium
How's about a poll about the best Warzone region?
How about you endorse me and then we talk about your RO? Apparently the last ejection didn't give you the hint that endorsing me keeps the free flight to TRR in delay :P
Warzone Dinoium
I'm baack!
Warzone Dinoium
Done.
Done.
Welcome back!
Warzone Dinoium
[spoiler=Old WFE][pre][color=red]Welcome to Warzone Airspace!
Home to the glorious anarchy above the clouds.
Please make sure to endorse Sky Tyrant Black Keep or earn a free and absolutely crashing ride into Frattastan Iv's Realm!. We guarantee that no planes are harmed at all.[/color]
There should be enough booze for everyone!
[color=red]Just make sure to turn off all your electronic devices before takeoff.[/color]
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[color=red]A massive black jukebox blasts this tune over the Warzone[/color]
[/pre][/spoiler]
Black Keep
I hereby declare this back under Native control. Please endorse me to help me become Delegate.
As a note, we're not closing any embassies.
Makes no sense at all. This region never was occupied outside of the short JTF visit.
Warzone Dinoium
That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that this is being restored to the Warzone Federation and the old government of Lyrasan.
And wrong, this region has been occupied when before you yeets from the yeet army took over. I'm only restoring the de June government. And I am a native of this region probably since August 2018. So I know what I'm doing. I'm restoring this to the natives. Period.
So...why did you pin my dispatch again?
Warzone Dinoium
You see.. friend. I am a little bit irritated, but don't get me wrong. Aren't you from Warzone Europe?
Okay now listen: I have no idea what the eff is wrong with Europeans, but they are definitely very fond of colonizing.
Want some examples?
Historical IRL Europe? Colonies basically everywhere.
Europe (The one in NS)? Roleplay colonies.
Europeia? Gameplay colonies.
Nazi Europa? Trophy colonies.
Warzone Europe? Warzone colonies.
Yeah like, you can't deny that. I mean look at you Warzone Dinoium, I rewarded you with an RO position just a few days back and you grabbed your friend here, what's his name? .. Katz Columbus, sail all the way down here from Warzone Europe and your vacation colony of The Pareven Isles and reward me with colonization. AMAZING
Let me give you an suggestion, maybe you should aim to be more authentic and try to colonize Warzone Africa and Warzone Asia first.
Because frankly, I prefer the de July state of affairs. And you know what kind of state that is? Effing July, independence day, mate.
Being independent from something like the very concept of a regional government and embrace utter and glorious anarchy.
That's what I am talking about.
Thank you for nothing.
I think it is super adorable and I liked it.
Warzone Dinoium, Totallynotfili
Oh
Thank you~
:>
But, at least tell me first, and I'll allow you to do those kinds of things
:D
Black Keep
You are welcome. However, do I really look like the type that would knock on your door and ask nicely?
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Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Finally! You guys kept me waiting. <-<' I don't like to wait..
Nambian Covfefe Company
Finally, I can return home.
No, I'm not from Warzone Europe. I am from Warzone Airspace. Some proof would be this poll from November 2018. And funny enough, I voted against uniting with Warzone Europe. I believe Warzone Airspace should be independent. I have grown fond of the Warzone Federation and find it interesting. But I would like an independent Airspace. The region why I've been helping them is that I'd rather support the legal de jure government of Airspace (Warzone) than this illegal Yeet invasion. Even one of your members of the Yeet Army said it was an occupation:
To make it frank, Ballpit said that this yeet operation is coming to an end and he officially dissolved the Yeet Army. Yet you refuse to return this region back to natives such as Crisisies and me. Funny enough, you have stated that this is theoretically still Federation territory but refuse to return to the native government. I'm glad Cormac made that choice to close embassies.
Before you yeets, there was a ruling state. Want to know? 3, 2, 1... Warzone Federation.
Don't compare Warzone Europe to real life. This is literally only a name that the game set them as. And you're making stuff up along the. A treaty was ratified by the legal native government of Airspace with the other Warzones and a majority of Airspace wanted to join Europe. We had representation in Federation affairs such as the Senate and more. Yet you slander WZEU as if it was evil such due to the name Europe.
Roleplay colonies... What? That's colonies within an RP. Newsflash, almost every RP on NS including in non-Europe regions has colonies on its maps. Trohpy colonies... what? And gameplay colonies... As someone who knows Europeia well, they do not have colonies. Stop. Literally, stop. Your slander is literally useless and null.
Katz Columbus? This, of course, is trying to slander Katz Kingdom Wa as Christopher Columbus and making him seem like a colonist. As I said, the Federation government was legally ratified by our native government. Not your occupation government. He was assisting in helping me restore that Native government before you yeets. And The Pareven Isles is OPSEC but it wasn't my "vacation colony".
I frankly thank you for the RO position but I assumed you would give me BC and others due to me being a Native, yet no. I'm given the job of Polls. Which is fine and I thank you for it. But what I did was only suggest a poll idea. I was going to try to restore this region either way.
De July state of affairs? You mean De Jure but politically corrected to set your narrative? Okay. Let me tell you something. The United States split from Great Britain because of no representation in Westminster and taxation. This is a game, not real life. You can't tax someone in Nationstates except for RP (which this isn't RP. Its Gameplay). And the natives had representation in the Federation government. As a proud American, I know what I'm saying. Don't throw nonsense just to support your weak narrative. And remember, I supported Airspace not joining the Warzone Federation. I only joined in because it was the legal government in Airspace and if we legally wanted independence again, there would be a thing called "stepping stones". Invading and illegally occupating does not make way for a truly independent region. You need to get the Federation approval to break away and leave the treaty in a region-wide vote (Airspace). If you can make a very compelling argument, probably. But clearly, you're not. Your message to the Federation is "Yeet, Skeet, I took your region yeeeet."
Your welcome for nothing. I'm glad you got deposed. No hard feelings.
As a note, i'm not trying to come out as flame baiting or flaming. I just want to make my rebuttual clear.
Crisisies, American Airspace
Big Business strikes again. Guess it's time to revive ole Teddy Roosevelt.
Post by Ballpit21 suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Noticed closure on main, (posting on puppet to avoid notification spam.)
To clear things up, yes, I did dissolve TYA. But Solo doesnt speak for me or my former organisation. He never has, never will. He wasnt even a TYA member.
As for Black Keep, he isnt even a TYA member either. We provided support for a short time for the lulz. And the fact that Legio got involved was amusing in and of itself.
But anyway, it doesnt appear the WZF did this, it was Laz. But, alas, it is a Warzone, and Warzones are regions built for raiding. :P
Thought Id provide some corrections, but Ill be on my way now. Cheers!
~Ball
Crisisies, Mineon, Warzone Dinoium, Primeval Revenant
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Good to be back. Seems like someone got quite triggered. lol
Warzone Dinoium, Ballpit, Ballpit21, Sentry Of Pacifica, Primeval Revenant
so the raid point says that elephants are friends but they eat plants so they are food and i dont think food should be friends because eating friends isnt cool and also being raided is an honor
Xoriet, Sentry Of Pacifica, Imperial Fleece, Black Keep, Whitewater Rapids
thank you for the powers i wont raid this time but i did add a message because it was confusing and also can i add an embassy
Imperial Fleece
Post by Sultur Aurora suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Yes.
Post by Black Keep suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
Why asking? If you have the powers just do it. That's the point about anarchy.
Post by Evil Cub suppressed by Warzone Dinoium.
i added a few embassies so i can talk to places easier and i dont have to move around too much because ever since Treadwellia has been giving me so much food i have gotten bigger bones and thicker fur and i dont want to move too much unless im raiding and also i just remembered i still havent found uncle UUUNCLE AROO*yelp*
Back to square one.
Been inactive but moved here
Welcome back. Good to see you! Wanna do the pollster again?
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Yeet The feet
breh u close embassy
Swedish Mercenaries, Bobberino2, Tfr Protect
Sorry we had unexpected trouble we will fix that¡
Opstan, Swedish Mercenaries
:3 Thank you!
Tfr Protect
y u clos mbasi?
:
IAMTRYINGTOFIXTHEPROBLEMSLETMEJUSTAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*starts crying in corner*
Opstan, Swedish Mercenaries
Thanks babe ;)
Opstan
...
Swedish Mercenaries
Eleven delegate changes in the past 17 days. This is EPIC.
Ballpit
My warzone is the most active of all, of course. I am a magnet of activity.
Ballpit, Fa-Mulan, Opinion
As I just said.
EEP! a raider!
The skies are now under the Warzone Federation and the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service (日本帝國海軍航空隊). 天皇陛下万歳!
The Alnorudian Army, Ballpit, Swedish Mercenaries
Good job WZF :p
Crisisies, The Alnorudian Army
Was it a good job? :P
Ballpit
Was it? Was it?
The results of their job being done is what you can see now. I bet they secretly work for me.
Ballpit
Im beginning to think the same.
Yeet
Ballpit
All hail to Black Keep, Magnet of Activity, keeper of the zone of wars, Skylord Emeritus and Skylord successor, Lord of the Air, Builder of Embassies, Yeeter of insubordinates, Destroyer of hopes and dreams, boogeyman to the boogeyman, stirrer of chaos and disruption!
Jar Wattinree, Opstan, Warzone Dinoium, Swedish Mercenaries
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