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To expand slightly on this, I will paste a passage from last year's zombie preparedness statement.

"Once Z-Day arrives, you will be granted access to a panel that displays the number of living, infected, and dead citizens of your nation. This will also give you the opportunity to choose how you will deal with the threat posed by the virus. The Ministry of Shadows recommends selecting the options to research a cure. At the same time, magical barriers constructed for this exact day will be lowered around Refugia. These will prevent the infected from entering our borders and laying waste to our homes.

Once research for a cure completes, you will be able to construct cure missiles, a type of super weapon capable of curing millions of zombies in a single shot. These are our sole defense in the apocalypse, so they must be carefully used. If used normally, there is a 30 second cooldown between firings, but if you are struck by another cure missile, this cooldown extends to 2 minutes. Hence, the operations, come Z-Day, will be led by Chacapoya the Ops Councillor, and dictated through RMB and discord. Targets will be identified and declared, so as to maximize our healing efficiency. These can be accessed from the same panel that displays your living and infected citizens.

If you are unable to complete a cure before you are fully infected, or are unsure you will be able to finish one in time, take heart! You can be cured and research can begin again, so long as there are citizens to cure. This is why it is very important not to attempt the extermination of the zombies in your borders. These former friends, neighbors, family members can be saved, but not brought back after being destroyed."

Check the news panel.

I suppose one could theoretically argue that the zombifying virus and humanity do exist in a mutualistic relationship if it's accepted that culture, social structures, and free will are not defining characteristics of humanity...

IT IS GO TIME FOLKENS.

PLEASE GO TO THE ZOMBIE CONTROL PANEL ON YOUR NATION PAGE AND CHOOSE THE RESEARCH CURE OPTION.

Also you can get to the page by following this link.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=zombie_control

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Zombies seem

to have some sort of

internal reaction

to moulk2s experimental

gm potato

I propose we accept zombies as our new overlords

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Update

Testing has proven

people with the potato vaccine

are 83.3% immune to zombie infections

further development are being made

better be fast

zombies got past our

first wall

of mrads

and automated turrets.

guys I have no zombies lol

Power has gone out. Phone about to die. Will be back soon.

Saddened by the still comparably small, but nonetheless increasing number of murdered citizens during this Z-day...

I meant region-wide.

In only hours, Allokyus had almost 190 MILLION undead. We are racing against time to cure our citizens while using our powerful military to hold the hordes at bay.

So what do I do with hordes?

Thanks

How do I get those?

also who want alrsds(automatic long-range shield defense system)

yes dead citizens you only get if you choose the first option

witch is to uh(commit undead genocide)

Current Target for cure is Gibraltarica

you get hordes

with can infect other countries

and make their zombie population higher

but I warn you if you do choose this choice

tell everyone you did this for fun or else

I will potato nuke you lots of times

So don't do that. Got it

Embrace the zombies

Newest cure target is Sacred_Toast. You can find the launch cure missile button on their page!

hey im new to the game what do cards do?

oh ok thanks

Our internet tower is going down

Hey folkens! If you launch some cure missiles at a nation, make sure that once you start, you keep going until they have zero zombies, otherwise there may be some... side effects

Assign targets at will.

Firing for maximum effect.

Current target is the one and only Narwhal!

Lez go 0 zambies

I have a cure missile, but only one. Do I shoot it?

Newest target is Nuclei_Rei_Publicae!

has a chance to cure x% amuntof zombies

i got to go please cure Allokyus i been curing him this entire time

I gotcha

Our infectious rate is dropping, as are the number of zombies (finally)

Oh thank you! I just logged in after being away for a few days, this is certainly something to wake up to!

Next up is Glentara!

CURRENT TARGET IS:

Ellamaa

WAS:

Gerbil_Kriopia

Valdonland

Nova_Egaleco

Floofybit

Joshtopia420

Wisch_From_Xki

Haymarketland

New_Pi-Ramesses

Whorth

Spirelight

Karen_Matheson

Aingard

Lower_French_Gregballs

High_Reiserland

Her_Eminence

Honeydewitopia

Culonia_Saudita

Ekajyotivolke!

Gotcha cleared up :)

You have my eternal gratitude

The forum also kind of active.

Also my thumb is getting uncomfortable from this "Tap and wait and repeat".

It appears an error has befallen Z-Day

That's not good

Yeah

It appears we were curing too quickly, so the site knocked everyone sitewide back.

Ah.

They didn't reset number of zombies in nations that still had zombies, unfortunately. So if you already had enough zombies to export, you can still do that. This will likely ensure the entire site is overwhelmed by the time we get the ability to cure again. Alas.

Well, I'm almost back up to Mark 1 again, but I think the cure process is going to be a lot slower because of this...